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[+52] u/MakeResonableChoices: Netflix is pivoting to a shoe company 🤷🏻♂️
[+31] u/patmccock86: NFLX has announced it has gone to war with Iran
[+30] u/HaveTwoBananas: Nflx needs to say they're pivoting to shoes asap
[+24] u/AdditionalMany1292: What affects markets more, a global geo political conflict affecting 20% of the global oil supply or NFLX missing guidance by .06 cents a share. It’s the latter
[+22] u/dljmonkeyboiz: That NFLX guidance is bearish af on the U.S. consumer
[+21] u/otimanob: Leave the stock market. Start betting on weather. Its way more predictable and makes some sense at least.
[+21] u/Atti_: Breaking: NFLX Press Release
"We are pivoting from a streaming service to an AI datacenter and model platform"
[+20] u/BrushTraditional3324: Netflix GAAP EPS of $1.23 misses by $0.11, revenue of $12.25B beats by $80M
Netflix Sees Q2 GAAP EPS $0.78 vs $0.84 Est;
Sees Sales $12.574B vs $12.626B Est
They missed GAAP and lowered guidance and founder leaving.
[+18] u/A10cc: To the 2 dudes that told me to get NFLX puts before close, THANK YOU.
[+18] u/IslandExact429: $10k loss on $BIRD today. Closed
I am not fit to manage money tbh
[+15] u/vermilli21: OH NFLX, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
[+15] u/OptionsHuduga: told my boss to go f himself today and broke up with my gf last night because she's a solid Michigan 6. Why u ask? because I full ported Netflix calls this morning and I know they will print bigly after earnings. I won't need to work again and ill be able to get a girl whose a solid cali 9.
[+14] u/Reddeggsit: Opened 9k in profit
Closed 15k loss
I’ve never felt pain like this in my life
[+14] u/baconography: AA dropped 2% in 20 minutes into close. Before the earnings report. Which then dumped an extra 6.5%.
Of course, a normal SEC *should* be all over this with an investigation, but this one is too stacked with cronies pimping mangocoin instead.
[+14] u/aftherith: NFLX gonna make a movie about the NFLX bag holder community
[+14] u/apurimac777: I am not a gay bear
I am not a retarded bull
I am a racoon that just wants RFK Jr to stay the fuck away from my penis
[+14] u/eljefechico: "Your NFLX puts are in the money"
[+13] u/GoZukkYourself: \*NETFLIX SEES 2Q EPS 78C, EST. 84C
\*NETFLIX 1Q REV. $12.25B, EST. $12.17B
\*NETFLIX CO-FOUNDER REED HASTINGS TO LEAVE BOARD WHEN TERM ENDS
[+13] u/LengthObjective2253: As soon as I saw everyone bullish on NFLX I did the opposite. Always inverse WSB always
[+13] u/Affectionate-Day2743: someone explain to me why netflix tanked. pretend your talking to a small child or a golden retriever.
[+12] u/svpa3991: Bro nflx ain’t even give ppl time to breath after the bell before that dump LMAO
[+12] u/NativePlant870: Funny how the ai bubble fears magically disappear whenever it’s convenient for the narrative
[+11] u/HazardousRhombus: Loaded a single NFLX put at the close. Lolol
[+11] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186 made a bet that SPY would go to 707.6443800000001 within **19 hours** when it was 700.638 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 20 wins and 89 losses
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[+11] u/Athien: Of course Netflix was going to go down, it’s only got an I in it, no A. Now if it was called Natflix, algorithms would have sensed the AI in the name and it would go up
[+11] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #MSFT MOST UNDERVALUED STOCK AND COCK
[+10] u/DingleJingle_: I'm officially a Netflix bag holder. Fuck.
[+10] u/Jagged_Tide: Word to the wise: never play earnings
[+10] u/ramy_mousa: A great day to not be a NFLX investor
[+10] u/f0xinaround: NFLX
https://preview.redd.it/p04wafha5mvg1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2847783244a261a2a05ae76e42599472efa38434
[+10] u/Foooour: Did every fucking bol in here fullport NFLX calls and wipe out all their gains from this week or something?
[+9] u/Big_Cryptographer863: Nflx flashing signs of consumer sentiment. Next stop, recession.
[+9] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: God fucking damn it you piece of shit cunt fuck! There goes my fucking nflx calls!!!
[+9] u/Odd-Block-2998: QQQ is on 12th day of consecutive green.
I bet tomorrow will still be green. Barron sells his calls for 3,000% profits tomorrow.
Then, we have 5 days of -3% next week. QQQ back to $558. Rug pull retail investors like me twice in a month.
[+9] u/n0m0rem0ney: Back to index funds I go
[+9] u/laurencenor: Tomorrow's gotta be a red day. I mean, c'mon
[+8] u/essdii-: I like days like that. Give me some peaks and valleys that’s my bread and butter. But straight up or straight down always fcks me
[+8] u/rcantu314: Netflix single handedly will finally take the market down tomorrow
[+8] u/powerboner: Wow I really fucked up on my timing buying netflix
[+8] u/graavejrsdag: Netflix haven’t been this low since…. 8 days ago!!!
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: AMD is for sure getting slapped down after they report
[+8] u/open-mind-001: Netflix should introduce AI assisted See now Pay later scheme to boost revenue, sorry deferred revenue.
[+8] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: NO DEAL REACH. IRAN STRIKE AGAIN IN THE STRAIT
[+8] u/Senior_Professional4: Sydney Sweeney is roleplaying a dog and nflx still can’t go green it’s so over
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: I might buy more 0dte puts tomorrow but after that I’m done giving the bulls my money 👹
[+8] u/jasperCrow: "I think we have a very successful negotiation right now. That'll give us free oil, free Hormuz Strait. Everything will be nice." - 🥭
Sometimes I wish I was retarded enough to believe what he says. 😭
[+8] u/salacious_lion: AMD 4 hour RSI is highest in its history at fucking 99 lol
[+8] u/effdallas: Is there a way to block comments in all caps, large font and stupid hand 🤌 emojis ?
[+8] u/damnthatbooty: Puts are apparently 4-1 right now expiring tomorrow so as it goes we will continue to climb until morale improves
[+8] u/wakaWear: Sorry guys, the straights of vermouth have not been completely reopened.
[+8] u/Syllabub_Visual: To the $6m amd guy,
This is prince Abbu Abbabuu from Nigeria. I have $320 million in a bank account for you, all I need you to do is give me all your gains to access them as I cannot access them. 😋 😋 😋
… yes you heard that right, now give me your fucking tendies
[+8] u/PuzzleheadedGuava955: Netflix is going to take everyone down into the abyss 😂
[+8] u/potato111a: NFLX DOWN TO LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE.. 2 weeks ago LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/Embarrassed_Tax_3181: ???????
You thought Netflix would dip but didn’t buy Netflix puts 😭😭😭
[+8] u/hallett21: You can stream it from Hulu
[+7] u/trothechemist: I can’t stop buying MSFT calls
[+7] u/RandyTomfoolery: Hopefully NFLX is turning into an AI company during this conference call.
[+7] u/hallett21: First moves fake in NFLX $150 by open. AI AI
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: I’m going to cancel my Netflix subscription
[+7] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Fuck you Netflix I’m cancelling my subscription
[+7] u/johndsmits: Netflix aarnings soft but WB penality saves it.
Going to announce in 15min: *we're not a streaming business anymore, not a movie studio,* but an **AI company**\--stock up 500%.
[+7] u/fenton7: Lost $30k on NFLX calls? No problem Just cancel your subscription and you'll get it back in savings in 125 years.
[+7] u/IceCoughy: quick NFLX announce a new dating show for people with no heads
[+7] u/Quick1711: Netflix beats.
Throws itself off a cliff
[+7] u/ih8myylife: RIP NFLX CALL BUYERS
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: I’m cancelling my subscription, fuck this shit 🤬🤬
[+7] u/n0m0rem0ney: My netflix calls are sooooo fucked
[+7] u/Master-Stranger8908: Listen 🥭 right now we don’t care about no damn ballroom
[+7] u/Jadeclone1: will israel violate ceasefire tonight
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: NFLX bulls just gave back all their gains from this crazy rally 😮💨
[+7] u/ComparisonNational69: And Netflix puts were cheap asf
[+7] u/enc-nyc: Hey, here's customer service number in case you want to refund you NFLX calls before market open tomorrow. 1-800-GET-FUKT, lines open 24 hrs!
[+7] u/McKoijion: It's strange that Hezbollah waited until exactly 3:15 PM CT to start their attack. I guess the Iranians told them to hold off on attacking until the CBOE closed. The Ayatollah is famous for manipulating the stock market.
https://aje.news/060cxq?update=4498400
[+7] u/Outside_Ad4446: Atleast I didnt buy $BIRD at $19.95....
[+7] u/McKoijion: > Under the terms of the ceasefire agreement between Israel and Lebanon, Israel will “preserve its right to take all necessary measures in self-defence”, while not carrying out “any offensive military operations”.
Has Israel ever claimed to be involved in "offense military operations?" Or have they claimed everything they've ever done has always been in defense?
> That’s according to a statement released by the US State Department, suggesting Israel can exercise this right “at any time, against planned, imminent, or ongoing attacks”.
> “This shall not be impeded by the cessation of hostilities,” it said.
Planned attacks?
https://aje.news/060cxq?update=4498351
[+7] u/bringkiteback: This really cute girl just smiled at me while biking past should I chase her down on foot
[+7] u/Federal-Reception854: stocks are boring without options but I will just have to do it
[+7] u/Effective_Dog3089: Netflix easy 4-5% sharp action gain rn. See yall at 105
[+6] u/ismebbb: My gay ass has capitulated. I'm buying calls tomorrow. Rip bulls
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: anybody watching "RED DILDO" on netflix?
[+6] u/PicklesAreTight: Bruh they didn’t even give Netflix a chance to post numbers lol
[+6] u/Ill-Ingenuity927: Bought calls this week, 115c Netflix & 390c on TSM 🤡
[+6] u/ignatious__reilly: Netflix crushed it
And then got crushed lol
[+6] u/jasperCrow: 12 consecutive green days for Nasdaq. Hasn't happened for 17 years... Never a better time to load up on puts.
[+6] u/ManBearPig_1983: If you see the cops, Warner Brotha!
[+6] u/zestykite: Every earnings dump. Spy still staying strong
[+6] u/Slabbed1738: Netflix raises prices and missed revenue guide lmao
[+6] u/kazkeb: JFC. 12 straight green days in a row. Clown show market. At least we finally got a fairly strong reversal signal today.
[+6] u/voidedhip: guess who grabbed 1DTE nflx 100p lottos before close :)
[+6] u/stocdave: Netflix should try adding AI to their name, why haven’t they done that?
[+6] u/Midnite_07: SPY $705+
INTEL $70+
Netflix $100-
[+6] u/Master-Stranger8908: Ballroom this ballroom that .. we need spy at 707 tomorrow .
[+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Only cowards hide their post history
[+6] u/AgnosticAbe: NFLX drops to prices not seen since last week
>wsb panic attacks
Yeah totally not overlevered for sure
[+6] u/31andnotdone: i swear my puts choose me I'm not choosing them
[+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: bers correcly predicted another recession, FOR THEM LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/thegx7: Mods too busy playing Leagues
[+6] u/bringkiteback: I think it’s time to short Chipotle no one eats that trash anymore
[+6] u/McKoijion: > ISRAELI MILITARY STRIKING LAUNCHERS FROM WHICH HEZBOLLAH FIRED ROCKETS TOWARD NORTHERN ISRAEL SHORTLY AGO - STATEMENT
[+6] u/Ninja_Cooter: Need NFLX to announce new OpenAI deal and a $100billion investment from NVIDIA, and Jensen the new co CEO.
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: We’re literally seeing the top 10% run away from the rest of us and pricing us out of everything. I really gotta lock in or I’ll be fucked in 25 years
[+6] u/n0m0rem0ney: I always get burned by options
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Netflix should team up with klarna so people can re-finance their subscriptions
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: i asked chatgpt if reddit mods get paid
its response was "No, reddit mods are unpaid volunteers" lmao
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Announce some fugazi partnership please NFLX 😭😭😭
[+6] u/Ok_Visit_5741: Buy NFLX calls when the dust settles Monday/Tuesday.
[+6] u/Old-Commission2782: Watch NFLX recover after the earnings call. Say something about AI lol
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Nflx green by close.
[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: NFLX back to flat by open
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Just when everyone is bullish Netflix and Drill shows up
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Netflix PE is 42 after earnings. Not good
[+6] u/Salty-Bid1597: Have a feeling mangoid might have opened Pandora's box with his dumbass war.
Every tinpot country in the world is going for nukes now and they don't even need to have the capability themselves just enough money to buy them off Pakistan or India. And everyone is looking forward to Germany finally being a nuclear power.
And no I don't gaf about nflx. Should be $40 or less.
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Enough netflix. Bring back blockbuster
[+6] u/jeanx22: investing is dead, it's all trends
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: my god this broken ass thread is giving me nasty STIs... FIX IT FFS
[+6] u/Single-Adeptness-769: So basically fuck your weeklies but Netflix will be $150 by July. Stupid ass market.
[+6] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: At this point they should remove puts from the market. They have 0 value
[+6] u/csklmf: if you act like a cuckold, yes
[+5] u/victoryboiiTCG: NFLX will be back to $108 by the morning
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Well that was a weird day
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Nice to see all the trading volume happens in the last minute of the day. Very healthy. Very normal.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Panic bought MSFT at 312-316
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: NFLX in the Epstein files?
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Who watches Netflix anymore lol
[+5] u/Rodriguezboy1: No one wants to keep paying for Netflix just for them to increase the subscription price constantly for the same shit we had years ago for $10 a month
[+5] u/noahmfs: Netflix always dumps on earnings even with a huge beat
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/softboiledjadepotato made a bet that SPY would go to 750.0 within **1 day** when it was 699.566 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 4 losses
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[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Honestly I might buy the dip on NFLX i have no clue why theyre freaking out other than...beating earnings? Someone help me out here.
[+5] u/CHENWizard: RIP to anyone holding NFLX. I guess it doesn’t matter if you beat earnings by a fuckin mile lmao
[+5] u/SubduedWeed: There's no way it can be green 13 days in a row bers!!! 😅😅😅🤣😂😂
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Thing about NFLX is that you can get their shit completely for free.
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Here we go with this fuckery of just selling off every earnings
[+5] u/IceCoughy: canceled my nflx callls right at the last minute
[+5] u/mmjI: Call me a retard I bought the uso top today
[+5] u/kayvonte: This Netflix dip wants to make me cancel my subscription
[+5] u/cramers_asshole: I think everyone is working all the time so there’s no time for watching slop.
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: Prime is better anyway
[+5] u/SPAC_Enthusiast: Netflix cooked. ALL IN ON MSFT
[+5] u/dogefool88: Picked up a bunch of NFLX $96 Put 4/17 at 0.25 today
[+5] u/kmung: Not even WSB biopic “Love on the spectrum “could save Netflix
[+5] u/NativePlant870: spy correction Monday
[+5] u/jasperCrow: ASML dump, TSM dump, NFLX dump. But market rallied on \*bank\* stocks? 😂 Good luck with your rally bols.
[+5] u/Electronic-Data-2622: Loaded to the tits with QQQ puts and shares in Cambels soup and Heinz.
Defensive staples all caught a bid today. Daddy’s gonna ride these 4% dividends to Valhalla.
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+5] u/WorkingHorror99: So the Chairman of NFLX is resigning in June...announced after closed, rigged.
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: Sold 2 NFLX $115P expiring tomorrow. Bad idea.
[+5] u/bullrfuk: Bers bring shame to their family
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: I have an odd feeling amd will crash tomorrow
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: AMD BERS ARE THE STUPIDEST APES ON THIS PLANET LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: i didn't play but what exactly was the bull case for NFLX
[+5] u/Midnite_07: Netflix below $100 just told you
[+5] u/Sick0h: Huge wins for the bers today, we’ll get back to +1% days tomorrow
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Nflx going back to black and white silent films
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Hear me out … Netflix AI
[+5] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: Can someone share the DD on Allbirds? Are they just switching to an AI company or is the AI going in the shoes?
[+5] u/bringkiteback: Netflix raising prices didn’t even get the Warner bros catalog and yall expect me not to go back to the high seas? Suck my dick and balls
[+5] u/bandersnatch_97: Nflx 2.8bn$ in data center please
[+5] u/_Fibbles_: Netflix pivoting to shoes
[+5] u/Teccho: I am now bag holder of netflix paying a premium of 6.25% since i bought on margin
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: dude who bought 200 shares of NFLX on margin was the short signal lol
[+5] u/peopeopeopeo10: NFLX you were my single best position... I thought that now with the WB bs gone it would just go up
I need to know how to cope if I had sold today I would've made more than my monthly wage
[+5] u/Super-Activity-4675: On 4/17/2026 NFLX stock soared 500% by announcing a new subscription service for AI generated porn content.
[+5] u/SherbertOk2563: Upvote if you've been a bear in the past 10 days and have finally capitulated / given up / become a bull.
[+5] u/evanthe-winner: Netflix is the top signal
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Fuck NFLX. They had the best platform but got too fucking greedy increasing prices, locking households out, introducing advertisement, and on top of all of that they have produced anything worth watching in ages. Surprised it's not $50 yet.
[+5] u/bringkiteback: I dunno what’s worse me blowing 500k+ but drinking and getting pussy at actual casinos or my little brother blowing his signing bonus on altcoins as a professional athlete
[+5] u/Smuvmuniz: Why is it going back up
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: It's NFLX 0DTE puts tomorrow.
[+5] u/No_Chilly_bill: who knew you were supposed to buy calls during a war.
[+5] u/User_UnKn0wn00: OKLO back to 100 soon
[+5] u/Jaysler: MSFT to 425 tomorrow 🚀
[+5] u/yashthakkar1173: What a stupid $NFLX drop, looks like free money, I've loaded up 2x $NFLX etf
[+5] u/_Netgirth: Cool of Robinhood to call these calls strategies. Makes me feel like less of retard
[+5] u/jday112: I sold 100 17apr 675 calls for 2.50 2 weeks ago for a very small profit, would have been up over 240k. This is haunting me everyday
[+5] u/StophJS: Was going to buy the dip on NFLX and then remembered it was $75 in Feb.
[+5] u/UnivalveX: another day, another pump and another ATH
[+5] u/Karl-Levin: [Former Israeli diplomat Alon Pinkas has expressed scepticism over the newly announced ceasefire, warning that its terms and durability remain unclear.](https://aje.news/060cxq?update=4498321)
Breaking the ceasefire was promised to them 3 thousand years ago
[+5] u/MrIntuition: why did SPOT drop like a stone in water?
[+5] u/poopieuser909: bears are truly insane 😭
[+5] u/mj_innocent: But think of how much you can win tomorrow.
[+26] u/ALittleWorseEveryday: Went from 87k to 91k today. Brings my 6 month chart back up >!to negative $391,000!<
[+17] u/JPowTheDayTrader: My body is a machine that turns salary into OTM options that expire worthless.
[+13] u/financiallythriving: Imagine trying to secure financial freedom by trading options but instead you destroy your savings and get into massive debt and develop a crippling gambling addiction
[+13] u/McClintockC: Klarna just came and repossessed my burrito 😡
[+13] u/Weak_Emu3659: Remember - most gamblers lose, percentage wise, because ***they didn't gamble long enough***. Odds of a big win go way up the more you do it.
[+13] u/Moepenmoes: Man life as an adult looked much easier when I played as one in The Sims as a kid... What a fucking scam
[+13] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: This week I turned $73->9.8k->2.3k
Stay tuned for tomorrow
[+12] u/Moepenmoes: MSFT will drop after earnings call at the end of this month when people will cash out no matter how good the outcome
[+12] u/corundum9: How have they not fixed the "This isn't the latest thread!" bullshit yet?
[+12] u/good-times-: Was in a teams meeting today and some chick forgot to turn off her camera and took a dump in front of everyone. Proceeded to flash the camera with a full frontal puss shot as she pulled up her panties. I was stunned. Meeting was so serious.
[+11] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: ”BREAKING: NFLX TO PURSUE QUANTUM COMPUTING INFRASTRUCTURE AND GPU CHIPS”
[+11] u/AdCritical5383: #PERMABER GANG 👇
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[+11] u/Meeting_Ok2: So I've spent 4hr and 4min on Robinhood this week and made $0....
[+11] u/SKJ_2012: Share price falling? There's this 1 simple trick, just announce your company is switching to AI!
[+11] u/Flat-Focus7966: Earnings after this run up became 10x riskier....
[+11] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **NO CRYING IN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS !!!**
[+11] u/andytobbles: Hated rallies don’t stop btw
[+10] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT looks bullish af
[+10] u/QuantrixQuintrix: why can't I win. wtf is going on wit me!?!?!
[+10] u/Vegetable-Data-2354: NFLX just said they’re increased pricing is already included In their guidance lol
[+10] u/spaurake: Hmm, Mango was crucified for comparing himself to Jesus
[+9] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Breaking: NFLX recovers from initial drop, now up 24.5% in after hours trading as new CEO announces a shift from media and streaming content to now stream AI directly to TVs and Phones. They also announced a change in name to AIflix.
-Walterbloomburg
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Wen SPY $1000? LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: If we're looking to repeat last years pattern we still need a +5% or more day
[+9] u/Massive-Assistant387: Is the banner being broken fucking with anyone else?
[+9] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: I’m old enough to remember when in dot-com a Finnish construction company (YIT) mooned because it had ”IT” in the name and Asian buyers thought its a tech company
Allbirds is very close to this in comical level
[+9] u/AdjustDeezNutz: I need Netflix to drop another 11%
[+9] u/optionsshredder: I’m down bad I need one of them 10x contracts tomorrow
[+9] u/xlmtothemoon: 40% in a month for amd is batshit crazy
[+8] u/kairepaire: Wait, isnt Netflix a pretty big company in the SPY?
[+8] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Media sentiment starting to get yippy
[+8] u/Leather_Floor8725: Imagine buying bird at 22
[+8] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: You guys wanna hear a joke?
I’m green on my Microsoft position 😂
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Can't wait to spend all weekend on this sub again, what am I doing with my life
[+8] u/tessie_trades: I will take my little Netflix L . Broke my rule for f staying away from earnings plays 😒
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: How the hell can people even work 5 days a week? I work 3 and I'm already going nuts
[+8] u/VariationConstant675: Is NFLX the first 👠 to drop?
[+8] u/No_Skirt_4689: Have some friends who work for Microsoft. Seems like an absolute shit show over there right now. Just vibe coding and feeding copilot instructions to do literally everything.
[+8] u/Swiftnice: NFLX will trigger the crash tomorrow lol
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: Sent an email to my broker's help center that just said "AI". Now I have $30 million in my account.
[+7] u/ten7four: Did luigi mangione change anything?
[+7] u/SighRamp: I bought NFLX shares on the way down and bought puts as hedge and cause regards all bought calls. I will buy more shares sometime tomorrow if it opens lower.
[+7] u/Noble_Bastard: Bers getting gaped is 🥭 's obsession.
[+7] u/Hungry-Matter-2285: All I want is a yacht 😔
[+7] u/free_z_e: I’m never playing earnings again
[+7] u/StandardDot5115: !banbet SNDK 600 30d
[+7] u/kodaksdad2020: Going full weeks without a -.10 day LMAOO
[+7] u/zuziannka: Man, I don’t know, but my life feels boring compared to what other people are used to. I wake up, go to work, trade, eat, go for a walk, and then sleep. I actually like my life, but I feel like I don’t have anything interesting going on. When I see other people, they’re happy, going to clubs and concerts and stuff. I don’t do any of that. It’s not that I can’t, I just don’t want to.
[+7] u/No_Skirt_4689: What happened to Netflix?
[+7] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: Is this real life??
Or did we all die in 2020 and now just pretend that companies such Carvana are worth 80 Billion dollars?
[+7] u/Rock_or_Rol: I would like a redo on the dip
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Chat is going so fast none will know I'm shy and introverted IRL while having a big mouth on the internet
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: You have two choices in this market:
**Sound** smart (bears) or make money (bulls) 😎
[+7] u/zjz: I figured out what the problem is with daily thread, it's not my fault for once. Waiting for reddit app platform people to push the right button so it goes back to normal.
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Spent my last $30 buying 2 shares of $BIRD to retire as a millionaire soon and hedgies decided to send multiple short ladder attacks. I am not going anywhere!!! 💎💎
[+6] u/RJ5R: Netflix announced it is making a documentary about the Strait of Hormuz
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Why do people worry about an AI bubble? Just pull out before it pops LMAO
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Brooo, LUNR is $27.
Can anyone with a time machine go back and slap my past self in the face, while shouting "DON'T SELL COVERED CALLS, YOU DINGUS!"?
[+6] u/Extreme_Green_1708: I came here to kick ass and drink beer - and brother it looks like we’re fresh out of bears 💅🍻🎼
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: I should just put all my cash in an index etf and never look back
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: I fucking knew it. No matter how many numbers BLS cooks, true data is provided by the consumer companies. Almost full ported NFLX puts but backed out because I already lost 75% of my port on puts in last two week. And IV seemed too high.
[+6] u/ridina05: All my gains wiped today bc I hit a damn pothole rip
[+6] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: Netflix is the start of dump in tech. This will be a BAD quarter for tech. Mark my words.
TSM red
Netflix red
ASML red
LOAD PUTS on all tech.
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Wtf is wrong with Reddit, when I click replies in my notifications they won't load
Puts on $RDDT
[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: Damn i bought 3000 shares of RKLB and 3000 of PL 2 days ago. Already up so much lol.
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Had to get pretty bad to cancel your Netflix
[+6] u/Thecreamcheeze: Better sell before it’s too late
[+5] u/zanimny17: Imagine shorting a company that will be used by 1 billion ppl
[+5] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Can Netflix pivot to AI infrastructure please
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: This dude doing my floor only speaks Spanish and keeps singing Bad Bunny to himself. But the floor looks good so ball out I guess
[+5] u/TheMallard1: JUST IN: Seven Blockbuster Video stores to open by end of 2026
[+5] u/PhilosophyIsAPath: Need nvidia, spy, and TSM to pump tomorrow so I can enjoy my weekend knowing im up everyday this week
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Just buy and hold, it’s really that simple
[+5] u/MrPink7: I'm so lucky it's not even funny I planned to cash out my Netflix gains before the earnings which I thought was tomorrow but have a busy day tomorrow so thought I'll just do it today so I don't forget it.. I'm pretty sure it said Friday earnings on tradingview
[+5] u/tokyobob: Where my food? Where my jet fuel? Where my desal?
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: ORCL is my life bet. Over 11k in that shit with a buy in of 212 … let’s go
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: nke..,finally something worse than bitcoin
[+5] u/wendysdumpstr: spy to $710 tomorrow?
[+5] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Peach Yoplait yogurt absolutely slaps
[+5] u/miata_only: Maybe NFLX needs to pivot to making sneakers, you guys
[+5] u/TieDependent3180: Tomorrow spy green or red chat
[+5] u/Ble_h: Netflix should announce that they are now in the datacentre business.
[+5] u/shower_optional: alright SPY lets just go up another 1% tomorrow to cover my regarded NFLX calls
[+5] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: TSM red
ASML red
NFLX red
Buy puts and make money 🤑
Low volume pumps so easy to see
[+5] u/Meamigoyo: Why did I all in spy puts at close I’m actually an ape
[+5] u/hermeskino715: NFLX with soft guidance? Hoping it's the pattern of this earnings season
[+5] u/_chuck_u_farley_: Hey just got my tax refund. Any suggestions as to where to invest my *looks at check*
Tens of dollars?
[+5] u/According-Page8618: Nasdaq has only had a 12 day winning streak 3 times in its entire history. There has never been a 13 day streak.
Today is day 12.
[+5] u/Total-Impact-2183: Aaah Friday, good day for SPY puts
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: is NFLX even on the phone yet 😅
[+5] u/Civil_Building_9650: I’m Bagholdin NFLX it looks like
[+5] u/NewlyOld31: Ha !! MY NFLX 100 COVERED CALLS ARE GOING TO END OUT OF THE MONEY JUST BARELY AND I GET TO KEEP MY SHARES! LOL
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: Is Netflix a buy sub $100?
[+5] u/tabrizzi: After breaching 700 for the first time, I'm expecting SPY to pull back a bit. Charts seems to point in the same direction, so bought a few puts that expires Apr 24.
Fingers crossed.
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: NVDA won't go to 200 because the market already knows it would get dumped back to sub-200 after earnings.
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Had Netflix calls. Best case scenario is conference call builds back to closing price today so at least the bears get fucked too.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+5] u/knowmsayin: Nothing gets past you
[+18] u/Mean_Potential8658: why is there no meaningful discussion instead of all this bull and bear shit
[+11] u/Bob_the_peasant: Maintaining above 700 gives me the exact false sense of security I’ve been looking for
[+10] u/Deadlychicken28: Don't be a piggy. Take your fucking profit you greedy little fuck!
[+9] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Chat deader than Stephen Millers bedroom fr
[+9] u/DJ_LilSmoke: Be fearful when others are greedy? Yall know algos aren't sentient, right?
[+8] u/Zimoula: 3.4m puts expiring tomorrow vs 450k calls loll
Market was heavily shorted
[+8] u/No-Alarm3762: MSFT is going to 500 within 4 weeks
[+8] u/Ok-Piano8789: iran taking oil off kharg cuz we're invading soon
[+8] u/Haikoe: SEC is securing our market against insider trading from the White House? LOL right
[+8] u/Absolute_Unit_Dog: https://preview.redd.it/kjudkvfsnmvg1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41eda5787956413cfe2bb4186658028d3782f525
[+8] u/sjtomcat: Netflix was not the move, gonna invest in $rope
[+8] u/stupidber: NFLX died so MSFT could live
[+8] u/Waste-Head7963: https://preview.redd.it/6mwfiq20smvg1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83686e3e32e9fecdf9d9b80740cf81f2baa38ed3
Wow why is Nasdaq crashing!?!?
[+7] u/Ok-Piano8789: isfake already violated cease fire
[+7] u/Trumps_Moist_Toenail: fuk u ber i lost this BUT YOU NED TO LOOSE TOO . UPUP\_UPUPUPUPUP
[+6] u/Sea_Condition_6999: Watching my 701p lose half their value.
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #"gas prices not high"- actual out of touch taco
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: Netflix raising subscription prices, adding Strait of Hormuz tier with incredible value. Shows only stream while the straight is open, or blockaded by an even number of countries. Only plays ads otherwise.
[+6] u/TheGeoGod: Nasdaq longest winning streak since 2009
[+6] u/suruena91: What goes up, must come down.
[+6] u/Jimbeauxer: Protein rip ass is the worst
[+6] u/breakthebookie: I’m thinking calls at open 0dte and then at 2 a switch to puts a week out
[+6] u/OnTheWaterWagon: Over 50,000 US troops in Iran now 👀
LMAO
[+6] u/cannythecat: Longest winning streak since 2009. That streak was followed by the greatest bull run in history. Ber in trouble LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #SPY sees all your PUTS and raises you to 707
[+6] u/EdoTensei10: I ain’t no bear but can we dump just a little please? I want some discounts
[+6] u/willscuba4food: That's why you're momma's special lil boy!
[+6] u/SerialStrategist: Cutting penis off, Raccoon.
[+5] u/prana_fish: The funny thing with $MSFT is, anything about how undervalued on a fundamentals basis it was could've been said at $450s.
It goes to $360 anyway.
So it's just weird if you believe the market all of a sudden started paying attention to fundamentals with software stocks. Just looks like capital trying to find liquid places to park.
[+5] u/Odd_Papaya8305: Are my poots 695p 4/23 cooked?
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Why nobody is talking about insane pump on CAR? wtf lol
[+5] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Biotech binary plays are kind of like 0DTE’s but you have to wait months to find out if you are a retard or not.
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: Haven't had MCD in a while since apparently it's a luxury for the rich. But I haven't tried the Big Arch yet which is a hit outside the US and felt like splurging, so I went to check the price, almost $16 for a single Arch meal lmao.
Even worse, I decided to check my wife's phone to see what deals she was getting. Realized hers were a lot better due to individual dynamic pricing. Made me pissed off and realized I'm still too poor anyway in the $7 doritos bag K shaped economy so just closed both apps and made a turkey sandwich with boxed mac and cheese 🥹👍.
[+5] u/PNWPlayZ: Netflix has rallied 30% since Feb? wtf
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Member when we were all making fun of value investors
[+5] u/Ill-Expression1737: how many green days is that in a row
[+5] u/Drokeep: Alright bers. 5th chance here. What we buying tomorrow?
[+5] u/harryburton420: we’re crashing tomorrow aren’t we
[+5] u/hudson701: Lotta people really made a bag this week... 😪 why didn't I pay attention and full port calls like everyone else did
[+5] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Did oil beat earnings or something?
[+5] u/PulIthEld: I got a sandwhich for double the price i remember always paying for a sandwhich, and they didn't even include chips. The soda was $3.50.
[+5] u/LightDeflect1: might hop on 200mg test
[+5] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Tomorrow is statistically impossible to be green again, can we prove it a lie?
[+5] u/cruisin_urchin87: Iran stopping all petrochemical shipments.
Fucking BULLISH rocket incoming. $750 eow
[+5] u/AllTimeTy: Anyone in Oklahoma want to meet up and climb some trees with me
[+5] u/LossMax: As soon as 🫵 start buying calls we're going down swinging
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: So SPY volume has been super low over the past couple of weeks. This means they institutions are just waiting for something. What do you think they are waiting for and what will be the result when they flood the market with volume?
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Cramer had a great line yesterday morning when talking about allbirds. He said it wasn't a bubble because there's a helium shortage.
#LMAOOOOO 🤣🤌🤌
[+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: My 1 share of bird is down 40%, WEN will it go up?
[+5] u/GoldenAries4: Feels good to be in cash rn
[+5] u/No_Cod972: You all think it's over. But it's just beginning.
[+5] u/Zoo12345678: Alright I’m done with the stock market. I think I’d have better luck making money gambling on Counter Strike skins at this point
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Netfix gotta mention AI in the zoom call.
[+5] u/isolated-cat: why buy NFLIX at 100 when you can buy it at 75 next month
[+5] u/Repulsive_Ad_8908: So is Netflix gonna go up now?
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: Can some one explain to me what has caused INTC to rise more in the last two weeks than it ever has, maybe excluding the dotcom era?
[+5] u/Ok-Caregiver-1689: Damn how fast my portfolio recovered to ATH is crazy af.
[+5] u/trix_is_for_kids: should have just sold my NFXL sept calls today and bought back in next week. smh
[+5] u/TittyTriceratops: My $200 calls on Netflix just got shot in the face (they were already dead)
[+5] u/Good_Application6245: if you have +100k realized capital losses in a 3 year period you should be able to have a higher NOL carry forward
[+5] u/tombradyskisses: I ran my quick NFLX ticker search on here and had to throw a G on some 100Ps.
Quick, what ER is WSB most passionate about next?
[+5] u/akunisg: if you actually use adobe, you'll know AI is its tailwind not headwind
[+5] u/Accomplished_Lynx_69: HIMS loading up more before earnings and peptides-induced short squeze
[+5] u/Xzlk: No way! I’m so shocked we are green tomorrow. It would be so crazy and no one would think it’s incredibly obvious that we will be green tomorrow! Crazy.
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Respect to HOOD for being up 20% in 2 days and only dropping .5% today
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: because it turns out all those punks that said "im gonna getting rid of dad's netflix subscription if I cant use his password" didn't actually do shit and were losers on reddit.
[+5] u/SerialStrategist: It was nice to know you, sir.
[+5] u/farcat: Gonna get IV crushed best market can do is 3.50
[+16] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: NFLX would’ve hit $150 if it weren’t for a gay couple appearing in every one of their fucking movies
[+14] u/puts_every_day: The money used to be mine, now it's free.
[+13] u/Sweeetmoves: Too sketchy to buy, too sketchy to short
[+12] u/cashflow_: Just had my first run at sea level after being at 5000 feet up for 8 months. Felt like there was a rocket up my butt
This has been a cashflow update
[+10] u/Isthatastarorufo: Not taking any profits, pump this shit to 800
[+10] u/Unhedged-Fund: even the most bullish analyst doesn't understand what the fuck is going on anymore - it's going up because it's going up 🤡
[+9] u/WarmCan3034: I remember when spy 420 was a thing…
[+9] u/TreGet234: If they ever get to like 8% i will fullport lol screw stocks at that point.
[+8] u/shindiggaa: RIP the guy who said he bought 200 shares of NFLX on margin
[+7] u/Informal-Composer226: Open the market, I need revenge
[+7] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I sold a qqq put expiring tomorrow. As long as it doesn’t go below 630, I get to pocket $27 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
[+7] u/solidsneeze: the Chili's near me is packed every. damn. night. EAT 🚀
[+7] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Sell the news. The market has priced in an end to the war completely
[+6] u/handsome_uruk: You've got to feel for Beras. They got everything they could have asked for:
World wars ✅
Incompetent global leaders ✅
Rampant fraud and corruption ✅
Civil unrest ✅
Rampant inflation ✅
Shit economy ✅
Bad jobs data ✅
Housing market crisis ✅
Tech mega bubble ✅
Mass layoffs ✅
And yet the the market just hit ATH 🤣. I'm so glad I'm a permabull, otherwise I'd be punching the wall rn.
[+6] u/wenxuan2: Wen deep -7% red day?
[+6] u/cowboycookie1337: We will have another face ripper tomorrow and into Monday
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: I don’t get couples who have like 15 second heated arguments in public then go right back to normal. That shit would have me on edge all the time.
“I drive a Dodge Stratus!!”
[+6] u/amanj41: Surely today we broke the record for most consecutive green days right?
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: 🥭 needs to step up his game. More volatility please
[+6] u/Notable_Naps: Just tried peeking at other finance subs. It would appear people outside of wsb really are actually toxic. Wild to think the sub that's filled with degenerates is actually the chillest.
Current Positions : gambling port already nuked like a jackass
[+6] u/Possible-Mobile-6309: It was lower a month ago
[+6] u/radishr: They already did. It's called Gemini, lol
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: I’ve never once in my 7 years in the is sub considered that some of you may be women. If you’re in here you may be a bitch but there is no way you are an actual girl.
[+5] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: Shout out to 🐻for taking several for the team
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: ADVANCED MONEY DUPLICATOR
[+5] u/Western_Rope_6826: I’m not mad because I’ve been making money but does anybody actually know why the stock market is going up so high??
[+5] u/baadllama_ghost: not even gonna look, i'll bet futes are up +.10%
like every other day for the past 2 weeks
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Israel and Lebanon ceasefire for 10 days? Looks like Israel running low on shit that blows up.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: I sexually identify as a c-17 globemaster. I dream of dropping hot navy seals over the steaming desert fjords of iranastan in the dead of night, humming softy as i fly high and true.
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: A BEAR MARKET WAS PROMISED TO ME 2 WEEKS AGO
[+5] u/tavsquid: Cry uncontrollably on my living room floor for an hour then put on underwear and re-launch my Wealthsimple app like the big boy I am.
[+5] u/ssenseaholic: RIP to the dumbass who said "EZ CALLS" on netflix. idiot
[+5] u/_THEBIGIS: i need to just curl up and perish
[+5] u/LetigiousBoobFart: so many of you have been given the chance to get out today ahead or break even. why aren’t you getting out?
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: This market is a social construct.
[+5] u/OptionGamble: I keep thinking I’m gonna get stuck in a trap so I refuse to buy calls
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: >India has fallen below the United Kingdom (UK), slipping to being the sixth-largest economy
Chat I thought India was gonna be a superpower 🤔
[+5] u/ZedSwift: https://x.com/dolfiniran/status/2044891352819781722?s=46
[+5] u/Disconn3cted: The market is going up because the boy cried wolf too many times. At this point we could literally be seeing $20 gas at the pump and the market would rise on a conspiracy that gas is fake
[+5] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Mango literally said Iran is going to give us free oil, he is throwing shit at the wall and praying the algos help him force prices down lmao. Next week oil 150.
[+5] u/Beagle001: Crazy Earl's Second Hand Medical Supples is switching to Ai hosting.
Crazy Earl's off exit 17 on loop 12. If you pass the outlet mall, you've gone too far.
[+5] u/rwc5078: What are we going to do tomorrow 🥭?
Same thing we do everyday JD
Try to take over the world
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: This is THE best stock market I have seen in my entire life. They pumped EVERYTHING today, particularly wallstreetbets names. How did everyone do? I was up 10% today ALONE.
[+5] u/InIce1234: Imagine wasting your time watching some low quality horseshit on Netflix.
[+5] u/Infamous-Ad-8215: Bears lose again!!! Pussies
[+5] u/cabdycan42: Tried to be yolo dumb today. Up 1.5 k at some point, down 4k at one point, ended 1 k down :( why can’t markets bless me when I try to yolo with odte spx
[+5] u/EducationalClient759: imagine buying full port calls ahead of netflix earnings hasn´t been the gayest thing you did 2day.
[+5] u/jonnyraza27: My VOO up AH . Time to load up on calls for open
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Why is everyone saying msft will moon
[+5] u/nasdaqslut: Watching sports on Netflix is genuinely one of the worst experiences I’ve ever had. Let the big boys take care of that. They deserve this
[+5] u/doenerboyy: Microsoft same comeback like 1 year ago? Same date
[+5] u/scoh-chan: All I want is my trading to pay my scort :(
[+5] u/TotalInstruction: I think the two-week unicorn farts rally has petered out for now. SPX went horizontal toward the end and people seemed to put down their joints and wonder why the hell they’re paying $420 for MSFT. (No really, you’re gonna love Copilot!) So, believe it or not, (selling) calls.
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Omg stop shadow banning me
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: You get out of here with the ber ness! Full port calls.
[+5] u/The_Cornwallis: They’ll still be $0.07 tomorrow.
[+5] u/Available-Medium7094: It’s up over 10% from a couple weeks ago
[+5] u/Kitchen_Alps: Cause you’re probably in the left lane
[+16] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Insanity of the whole situation.
-> 6 months of sideways below 700
-> Tech earnings more AI Capex and no AI returns, dump, fears of bubble.
-> War in the middle east, critical shipping route closed. Oil doubles, dump.
-> Couple of BS tweets, new ATH, 700 is the floor now. No change at all in the previous bullets.
Earnings again this month.
Honestly Im not even a ber but what the fuck…
[+13] u/Capable-Yak-8486: I like how the market is simultaneously bullish yet if it dropped 5% in a day it would come as a surprise to no one.
[+13] u/DefiantDelta: July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.
[+12] u/d33p7r0ubl3: SPY 697: Market is overvalued and not worth the premium!!!
SPY 702: Market is fairly priced!!!
[+11] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: You guys ever shitpost and then some turd responds with an entire paragraph that you don’t read or care about at all
[+10] u/wyudtix: Can we get 1 red day tomorrow? Us Bers have suffered enough 🤧
[+10] u/trsx5: You know once you enter a trade that’s when you make mistakes.
[+10] u/twostroke1: If time travel ever becomes possible, I’m gonna go tell my 10 years ago self to stick it all in a savings account bc I’d have more money today.
[+10] u/Shoganai_Hito: Made $5 on an option trade today. AMA
[+9] u/PuzzledLeader8941: I’ve never been so uncertain about the market in my life
[+9] u/Celticsmoneyline: This sub had good early DD on Rocket Lab. suck it, r/investing
[+9] u/RoyalFail6: Kegsbreath quoted SLJ’s fictional bible verse from Pulp Fiction - this can’t be real 🤣🤣🤣
[+8] u/Striking-Fig924: So are the bears going to get 12 red days in a row too?
[+8] u/Snoo23417: Red at night, bulls' delight.
Flat at night, bulls' delight.
Green at night, bulls' delight.
[+8] u/Independent_Term5790: Netflix is about to fucking up this glorious rally
[+8] u/Neemzeh: Why did I go short at close. Fml
[+8] u/DefiantDelta: 🥭: “I met a wonderful woman—a grandmother driving doordash to help support her husband's cancer treatment. He's got serious cancer. She delivered McDonald's to the Oval Office. To be honest, it was a little tacky.”
[+8] u/Kickboy21: I fucking hate working my job i genuinely hope my company lays me off
[+7] u/TheDiplomat82: Is anyone else tired of this rat race?
Make a few pennies.
Loose a few pennies.
Repeat.
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: I’m not bullish enough and it shows
[+7] u/Retaining-Wall: You don't realise how much you would miss the leaderboard til it breaks. Really ties the thread together, man.
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Alright I get it, stocks only go up
[+7] u/Ancient_Let7878: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
[+6] u/doortoNarnia: is everyone banned including me wtf
[+6] u/BackgroundOstrich488: Continue holding cash for the right buying opportunities. Same as I did today.
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: They need to expand the hitbox on automatic sink faucets
I'm just trying to wash my hands, stop gatekeeping the water
😡🚰
[+6] u/yosark: So tomorrow some wild news report is happening right?
[+6] u/Evander85: I have become a long term Netflix investor against my will
[+6] u/Coopalooper25: Surely there’s a big dip soon yea, 🥭 won’t be able to restrain himself from some more market manipulation
[+6] u/DefiantDelta: the guy who has never touched a gas nozzle once in his life says about prices: “Well, they're not very high”
[+6] u/Unemployable1593: money comes and goes
but karaoke is forever
[+6] u/sl3azebag: There is a woman in WallStreetBets that has a crush on me. This is my profession of love to you, lady.
[+6] u/sl3azebag: guys I promise I actually am a sweetie pie irl
[+6] u/WildConsideration376: Am tired of adulting bears..I told y'all early morning.
All you have to do is buy spy calls..y'all don't listen do you ?
[+6] u/itsgodsposterchild: Why the fuck would market makers be against me and my two digit respectably-sized brokerage account?
[+6] u/VeryMercurial: Why am I just seeing headlines about tariff refunds for companies starting April 20? They tryna sweep this shit under the rug wtf. And once again, consumers get fucked over.
[+6] u/astromouse2024: ‘Now is a GREAT time to buy’
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Yeah actually nobody cares
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Wym nothing ever happens
[+6] u/dumbest-bastard: It's their sole focus
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Told my boss I bought oil two weeks ago. Just learned he bought in after I told him. Anyways, anyone know if Wendy’s is hiring?
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Everytime I see sndk, I call it sun-dick in my head
[+5] u/Different-Volume-129: A lot of people don’t realize that we will never have a prolonged recession ever again. Always stay bullish
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: youre telling me the random twitter account that has been foretelling all of irans moves is now saying theyre moving to close a second strait?
bullish
!banbet SNDK 1200 21h
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Dam Netflix really cratering -10% LOL
[+5] u/samwehl: Who’s taking profits tomorrow. Im ahead of the curve and trimmed some today 🤌
[+5] u/sl3azebag: gonna full port 701 puts, I've bought calls for far too long
[+5] u/sl3azebag: Idk how I'm still a functioning and coherent human being with a stable career given how much cocaine I do
[+5] u/AncientAd3846: Hell yeah brother. Always praying for you
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: Calls on any company selling helmets cause of this regarded market strength
[+5] u/ConfectionAwkward558: in case anyone forgot, this is the market where all dips get bought up
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Unfortunately our first red day will be -.10% at best
[+5] u/gayforgoblin: Who would've thought that blockading a blockade would send my portfolio up $50k in a week. God bless america
[+5] u/justlosinmoney: That 1k drop on spx calls got theta burned so hard lmao should have done it for tomorrow but I’m retarded
[+5] u/BattleSensitive3467: The NFLX earnings are skewed by the 2.8B termination fee.
[+5] u/ajs723: They tell us when earnings reports are ahead of time. Puts are legal.
Why aren't we all millionaires.
Every major tech company goes down 7% after earnings 100% of the time.
Netflix just had a good report. This is the only thing that can happen after earnings.
It'll happen when Nvidia next reports. When Microsoft next reports. When Amazon next reports. Every single time.
Yet, we don't know what the play is.
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: Got my port snapped in half cause i stopped believing in the bull run
[+5] u/piszczel: If you actually use Adobe you know they have hostages, not customers. It's a company people love to hate.
[+5] u/Bam2458: Gotta have a -0.3% day on SPY tomorrow to recharge for next week.
[+5] u/_pout_: OMFG I was HR'ed anonymously by someone who reported that I said, "she's anxious because she's a mother."
This required a STAT meeting where the chair said I have to be stonefaced in a leadership role and that this complaint was ridiculous.
I am so fucking out the door. I work for the KGB.
[+5] u/Throwawayforyoink1: Intels P/E is -792 lol
[+5] u/-Clayburn: $MSFT just hit 420. Nice.
[+5] u/lipmanz: The way conservative and financial news touts all time highs every day is like measuring your kids height every day and crowing over .01 mm growth…let’s have a real growth spurt and then brag…we’re up 2% ytd
[+15] u/Ok_Cry7572: This is literally the most extreme momentum event in 40 years of recorded data. The Nasdaq 100's RSI went from 28 (oversold) on March 30 to 70.5 (overbought) by April 15 — in just 11 sessions. That is the fastest oversold-to-overbought transition in the Nasdaq 100's 40-year recorded history. The previous fastest was 25 sessions after Liberation Day last year. The historical average is 60+ sessions.
forward return data is actually quite bullish long-term. Across all historical episodes where the Nasdaq gained 11% or more in 10 sessions, the 12-month forward return averaged +24%, with a median of +30%, and a win rate of 80%. At 6 months, the win rate is 74%.
But near-term pullback is almost guaranteed. The average maximum drawdown following these signals was −18.39% — meaning while the 12-month destination is historically higher, the journey involves deep, punishing pullbacks that can severely impact over-leveraged portfolio
[+14] u/emanresu711: At least real casino based on math. This shit based on meth
[+10] u/DeezSpicyNuts: SPREDDIT
😩🫱🍑🫲
____🚁🚁
Does this look like I’m leaning over spreading my buttcheeks and wearing little helicopters for shoes?
[+10] u/StonksInvesteur: only in WSB, we see some people make millions, and some only make memes
[+10] u/Rocky_The_Champion: NFLX down 10%, Nasdaq future up. There was a time that it impacted markets
[+9] u/Illustrious_Lion7671: So I made a website to advertise my services last week and then paid for some ads. I was contacted by a potential client today!
I am happy, guys. Maybe I will actually contribute to the economy with my labor soon
[+9] u/MongolYoshi: I went -$15k to +$40k to -$13k today. At least it wasn’t -$15k. OPEN THE CASINO.
[+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: Dubai is cooked💀
400+ hotels shut down in Dubai last week.
The cash flow has dried up.
[+8] u/No_Lobster_1102: I know 🥭 cant wait to tweet stupid shit AH Friday
[+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: I don't want to talk about it
[+8] u/ModeForJoe: Biggest Worry: Market keeps anticipating the Immaculate T.A.C.O., which causes oil futures to fall and SPX, DOW, etc to moon well in advance of the taco ACTUALLY happening. Cheeto sees this, and it gives him confidence to think that he doesn't have to taco this time, and he instead feels comfortable enough to go the bibi way with more aggressive escalation. If this happens... holy crapoly 😆 📈 📉
[+8] u/SecurityFar1910: Too many greedy people around here, I’m buying puts.
[+8] u/pickledmagahead: Awe fuck someone just got their pdt flagged removed. I’m ready to lose my entire port tomorrow
[+7] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: Trump just posted 5 separate messages about his ballroom, with the last one duplicating the first. It's like they were all drafts someone had him pick from and he said: "Yes. All of them"
[+7] u/Memento_mori9608: up almost 4k since november, feeling good
[+7] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Christ I only just got in here, yall dumbasses actually fomoed into bird???
[+7] u/I_am_Nerman: BREAKING: Iran will begin blocking the Bab al-Mandab strait with "initial steps" starting tomorrow at noon
[+7] u/spsteve: So we have Iran threatening to take initial steps to shut down the other strait tomorrow... and oil futes still drop, even though spot and dated prices are going up... I have no idea who to play what tomorrow... If we are green tomorrow it is the ONLY time in history we've had a 13 day win streak..
edit: I'm dumb... forgot the 10th inched a hair lower.
[+7] u/botistic: Spy $707 isn’t a meme
[+7] u/ddrsdght: We only eat dinner on green days
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Stocks will either pump or dump tomm. That is my analysis
[+7] u/beachsandwichen: How is SCMI still in business let alone the share price still rising…oh yeh it’s 2026 nothing matters
[+7] u/OK_Computer10101: Why is Larry David’s ex wife married to a guy on roids that promotes boofing alfalfa after a night of eating chicken nuggets with the president?
Is anyone else seeing this?
Calls!
[+7] u/skymagic: Spy 800 is only +14% from here "let that sink in 🚰"
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: There's 2 types of people in this world: 1) Smart people 2) Crypto Bros 😦🤌
[+6] u/No_Lobster_1102: A gen z remake be like: Sell me this ~~pen~~ vape
[+6] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Too tired to read. Guess I’ll just scroll like you lazy fatties
[+6] u/MarcoPolooooo: If Netflix can climb up like 12% premarket that would be really neato
[+6] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: New bull market with accessible day trading, complete with the SpaceX ipo, it will be 2021 all over again, spx to 8000
[+6] u/Chlo-Motion: Intel Nana Guy would have over $1.5M today xd
[+6] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Bears quiet, but you know it’s only a matter of time before deep red and than it’s their turn to spam this board lmfao
[+6] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: Remember, tomorrow is OpEx. I don’t know what that is but I’m pretty sure it means the market will pump hugely.
[+6] u/PROMlSED: Caskets are expensive, more like ROPE
[+6] u/A55BAG: INTC close to dot-com ATH while losing money 🤣🤣 It's over bears.
[+5] u/81458145: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.
All time high
[+5] u/GrondForGondor: I’m gonna revenge trade so hard tomorrow
[+5] u/cow_grass: Netflix at levels not seen since last week
[+5] u/AffectionateVisit680: Calls on any shoe companies going ai and replacing my feet with sentient robot feet
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: Not sure what I’m worse at, getting a girlfriend or picking the right stonks
[+5] u/WailingWarbler: Looks like people are waiting to see if trumps going start murdering people again
[+5] u/PompeiiSketches: Bears forgot that the government is giving tariff refunds to companies. You think that is going back to the consumer or the stockholders?
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: Tongue punching fartboxes never paid the bills 🧎
[+5] u/PPCPartyEnjoyer: What a bitch ass SPY day.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Not the best day of trading for me, but lol poor bers.
12 days in a row. Surely it cannot go up tomorrow too... RIGHT? ;)
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Alright fess up. Which one of you bought BIRD at the top?
[+5] u/Exciting_Shoulder_38: Bought Tesla puts. Why not?
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Oil and stocks go the opposite direction. And oil has just confirmed a bullish pattern..
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Gold drippin, crypto dips but futes holds 😵💫
[+5] u/music_is_gud: What a pathetic day of trading for me. Oh well, a man can never be content.
But let's laugh at bers though. 12 days in a row LMAO
[+5] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: If you got 4/17 Netflix calls, gg, if you went longer, you might’ve okay
[+5] u/IntentionSpecialist9: netflix next ceo is pronoun
[+5] u/Strangerdanger8812: I just wanna sell shovels
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Might cash out and buy your wife a boob job
[+5] u/SPY_0DTE: I cheat on my diet more than Israel cheats on a ceasefire
[+5] u/Rosebunse: Why did Netflix crash so bad today?
[+5] u/neal_73: What is life? I feel like I am already dead 💀
[+5] u/bender-b_rodriguez: If you ever feel stupid just remember that someone out there bought the top of BIRD yesterday
[+5] u/Just_Celebration9890: NFLX drop more tomorrow?
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: While you regards are buying birds, you forgot about lululemon AI which allows you to see panty outlines through their leggings. LULU price target $250 at Fomoandyoloandnogrow, with a hold rating.
[+5] u/betaforever: Russia's security council says the US using ceasefire and peacetalks is a front for ground invasion.
[+5] u/According_To_Me_: I have a hard time believing OPEX means anything tomorrow if literally nothing else matters either.
[+5] u/Dawnchaffinch: This is the part where I feel like an investing genius
[+34] u/Thin_Response_2689: Guys after drinking alcohol everyday for 5 years I’m officially one week free of alcohol
[+14] u/TomAddis: Rotating into some oversold software stocks
https://preview.redd.it/t1ottee6ynvg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2112098ac2aef68ab18e3ca6b69952fd2ebae6ba
[+12] u/Comfortable733: No point saving money because statistically you could die
[+9] u/EyeSea7923: Praise Allah that 4.5% CPI is priced in
[+8] u/undocumented_twerker: Heard Anthropic and OpenAI are going to start making shoes
[+8] u/Coogiez: Spy $710 tomorrow. I just bought 1000 $710 calls for tomorrow 0dte
[+8] u/Sawgambler: You're 1 pump away from not losing your wife
[+7] u/FatandBankrupt: This manipulated bull Run is just like Mike Trouts early season run right now BUT we know that injury is coming.
[+7] u/neverseengreen: Depositing a large 5 figure amount into your checking account is so different than just being in your brokerage. Its like there is a mental disconnect in the amount of money in my robinhood app, like its not real
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: When software stonks are at ATH in 18 months yall are going to feel stupid.
[+7] u/Cordwaining: https://preview.redd.it/iqpukdhwynvg1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=12307ce68b6b5bcc0b8a0340b252d23a3cde2eec
Bears, come out and play!
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: me: use paper straws to protect the environment
Taylor Swift: use private jet to pick up friend
[+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: I’m so fucking full from doordashing bro. I just ate an entire filet mignon out of someones order and then followed that up with two of the five tacos in my next delivery. Don’t tell me you can’t be poor and eat well!
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: QQQ 700 because this is America
[+6] u/bikkhu42: Randy Walters is a son of a bitch
# OOOOOOOOOO
[+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: Startup idea. making software for ai. If you were a super intelligent ai you wouldn't want to waste your time making software for peasants, that's where you come in and build the shit ai thinks is too stupid to build.
[+6] u/jovi_1986: More efficient than jars
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: 🥭 says Iran 🇮🇷has agreed to handover the enriched uranium. Sounds too bullish 🔥 imo
[+5] u/NoTone5350: Tomorrow going to be distribution and celebration for all time highs. 😂😁
I guess , Retailer will be big clown 🤡 ; huh ?
[+5] u/No-Detective-6229: War could break out between USA and Russia, and seconds before 10,000 nukes crash down to earth and end humanity, Tom Lee would be CNBC saying "umm..I know this is going to sound counter to what the viewers are thinking but...this is actually really good for stocks." you have to love that man.
[+5] u/Melodic-Scheme8794: Bankai: Time to make money
[+5] u/_IsNull: The Lebanese army claimed early on Friday that Israel had committed violations of the ceasefire in Lebanon that took effect at midnight, including intermittent shelling of several southern Lebanese villages.
In a statement cited by Reuters, the army also called on citizens to hold off on returning to southern villages and towns.
——
“Ceasefire” for 10 days
[+5] u/Comfortable733: Kegsbreath’s blood alcohol level now on polymarket
[+5] u/Nateleb1234: Why do they put oil in barrels?
[+5] u/BolHunter: Please no more iran talks guys. Iran hardly affects the US any way. We are past all that. ATH for the rest of the year.
[+5] u/FinePace3325: Its amazing how much the regardedness of this group can change even on a monthly basis
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: It's out of fucking control. They need to start taking these retards' licenses.
You cause two crashes no license for 5 years.
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: It’s been overly bullish in here this week…
[+5] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: Hood consolidating before next leg up to $100
[+5] u/RunsaberSR: Things are going too well.
Sold my winners, left lottos and runners and grabbed the last bit of shares for now until some type of pullback shows up.
Till then...back to fuck fuck game 0-1dte SPX.
[+5] u/diefy7321: Can’t wait for the next round of 1-3 month old ber accounts to start spreading doomer chet in here /s
[+5] u/AdvisorOdd1938: I have a confession. I have this weird thing where I wanna see Bols get absolutely destroyed. Things have been good for you lately but like anything in life shit is temporary. It will be glorious
[+5] u/Invest_and_ballout: Netflix is going to pop ….. sorry poop 💩
[+5] u/YourCautionaryTale: The producers straight up thanked the Taliban at the end
[+5] u/PassiveF1st: No reason to cry.. If the earnings arn't spectacular in the coming weeks we're heading right back down -5-8% imo.
[+17] u/nyse25: once this whole COVID thing blows over Im going to find a job and get a gf
[+16] u/Xeno-lover: Goodnight gang. See you tomorrow. Gonna go try to find a job in person somehow. This online shit isn't working
[+15] u/syedhuda: "this price action isnt normal" i said while putting the fries in the bag
[+10] u/trust_it_bb: Im down so much i gotta open the chinese broker app when i trade on the bus so the women dont laugh at me.
All they see is various green and assume im good with money using public transport.
[+9] u/Accomplished_Boot656: Nothing, im retarded
[+9] u/TheMightySet69: Puts tomorrow. This fake ass rally can't last forever. I'm thinking later in the day but I may FOMO at open.
[+9] u/aa73gc: Hey bulls some of you are alright. Don't come to the market tomorrow
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: I remember when everyone here referred to AMD as "Advaced Money Destroyer"
Y'all fair weather plebes aren't cut out for this world
[+7] u/Zetice: I dunno how we are back to ATH and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
[+7] u/blemdemman: I wish eating hot dogs wasn’t so bad for you
[+7] u/Melodic_Ad_6316: It has to come down right?
Tom lee is always wrong right?
This many green days with trump is unrealistic right?
Still questioning my poots
[+7] u/falling_knives: SPY ran almost 12% in 12 trading days. It goes down slightly after hours. OMG, it's over!
[+7] u/jmc774: We do not negotiate with berrorists
[+7] u/ajibtunes: I sleep in a separate room from my wife
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: SPY DRILLING 🤌🤌🤌
-Ber right now
[+6] u/TopTrey9: Just imagine news breaks tonight, I mean obviously we are heading higher over the coming months at this point. But there will be a violent 3-5% pullback soon.
[+6] u/ContributionMore5502: Anything you add to a watch list instantly goes parabolic until you buy it.
[+6] u/Major-Bad-1203: Funny no war talk when everything is green. We are sooo easily distracted
[+6] u/fartpooppee420: the "doctors" in the "emergency room" say that i'm in "psychosis" and need to stop smoking "methamphetamine"
[+6] u/hayleybts: Asia already kicked off friday dump
[+6] u/Historical_Hunt2492: Iran should just patent IRANIUM, then mango cant grab it
[+6] u/Certain-Activity733: How dumb are 703 spy calls tomorrow?
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: One horse can produce up to 12 to 15 horsepower. The automotive industry has been lying to us
[+6] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: If you have not watched Total Recall, you need to. This will get you hyped to lose money in SpaceX.
Edit: If you’re not interested yet. There’s chicks with 3 tits in it.
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Ugh all this AH red not looking good.
[+5] u/Xeno-lover: Was going through my own comments. Wtf was I on last year? It's simultaneously beautiful and embarrassing to read. Kinda wanna recover some of the whimsical quality no matter how cringe
[+5] u/killcon84: Wife’s friend brought a surprise present home today. Looks like he wanted me to go outside for 30 minutes while he went to her room to give it to her, even giving me some money to spend while they talk about old memories, how sweet.
[+5] u/Connect_Pilot5737: China and Japan Indexes down a decent amount
[+5] u/themoment326: Why do latinas have better bodies than white women?
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: So tomorrow might be a good day to start fishing for the bottom on NFLX, or should I give it until Tuesday for the panic selling to finish?
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Bull market 📈 till 2100
[+5] u/Brilliant_Onion6385: I am probably going to donate even more liquidity to wallstreet
[+5] u/Independent_Name_601: Markets on longest winning streak since 1992 - is it time for puts?
[+5] u/unusual_xyz: Now that’s how you create a bubble.
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: 800-850 by Independence Day
[+5] u/pysapien: I got sept 18 nflx calls am I fuc
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Big fan of michelob ultras, chicken tendies and 0dte’s
[+5] u/StuffedBunss: Spy up .60 in after hours is enough to make a grown man cry
[+5] u/straight_croissant: Ai tools will just help NFLX make more K Pop Demon hunters. 1T Market cap by 2032
[+5] u/guosongtao: No shit there are really 3m puts vs 800k calls ending tomorrow!
How much put do you still own and why not closing them jeez
[+5] u/mannycalls24: Imagine thinking the market cares about macro 🤡
[+16] u/justonemoretimelol: Market open should be at a random time
[+12] u/Low-Pizza-8071: is this the first no-sell-off friday?
I'll inverse you at 5 likes
[+8] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Had chicken tacos with mango salsa tonight. ~everything reminds me of him~
[+8] u/silverbulls8: Somehow tomorrow will be a fat 5% pump into the weekend. It's like the war never happened and/or the markets don't care anymore.
[+8] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Spy 704-705 around open. EOD 695. That’s my prediction
[+8] u/wicksXshadows: Guess whats for lunch tomorrow???
BBQ. SMOKED. BULLS 🐮
CLAP CLAP <3
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: People talk about bers but perhaps the greater victory was theta gang getting fukt the last 2 weeks
[+7] u/mindminermike: In a last ditch effort, I will use astrology to attempt to make my money back
[+7] u/SwimmingPianist961: It’s too bullish here. Now I am getting scared for my 702C expiring tomorrow 😥
[+7] u/BunkerRush: Just give me my 10k back I won't be greedy ever again I promise!
[+7] u/-IQ200: TSLA 400c 0dte tomorrow will either make me broke or a millionaire. Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z.
[+7] u/Field_Of_Sorrow: Literally the worst mistake you're gonna make in your entire life
[+6] u/optimaltimemism: When I inverse myself, I still get it wrong. There's really no winning when it comes to my trading.
[+6] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: we will literally never see a red day again
[+6] u/shbk: My NFLX calls got sent to the shadowrealm
[+6] u/kemar7856: Been trading for 7 years still not a millionaire barley made green 😭
[+6] u/rukasteam: Asia is getting decimated but spy is saying fuck you?
[+6] u/NoFuckingValue: 1. Anthropic leaves Figma's board
2. Figma CEO quotes Rihanna about proving the haters wrong
I'm in danger
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Bers crawling back out from under their rock,
getting all mad, like they didn’t just have 3 glorious weeks before this fraudulent pump.
[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Christ dude, people have made so much damn money on these BS moon shot calls.
How the fuck is AMD rocketing. MSFT rocketing, after months of red. SPY hitting 700 with the strait still closed and 6 weeks of oil gone from the markets. GOOGL, AMZN, NVDA, nearing or at their ATH's again.
What the fuck??
[+5] u/Microtom_: Listen. SPX will reach 9000 for the "it's over 9000" meme. Then that will be the top leading to the biggest market crash ever, caused by a bunch of stuff like a strong deflationary pressure from AI making entire economic sectors obsolete.
Can't be wrong on this.
[+5] u/WonUpH: The spike on 1M oil futures is Donnie's middle finger to the non believers. Bridge and playstation day praise allah lmao
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Spring is around the corner. Invest in some deodorant and some good cologne you chair admirals
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴
[+5] u/ManyHead6662: No revenge trade guys sit today out
[+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: You guys have been doing it all wrong..
You don't actually blow on it 🫦
[+5] u/Traditional-Poet5461: I miss living in portugal and drunken surfing. Fuck adult life
[+5] u/Poptart_Salad: Moves for tomorrow are: 1. Cry that I didn't get long Semis or Tech for this run. 2. Wait for GDX to go up and hope to eventually make money, chart still looks ok-ish. 3. Consider getting short XLE if it goes up a bit more, chart looks weak to me
[+5] u/Super-Solution-2627: Sndk drops 75$ by open tomorrow
[+5] u/ProfessorAkaliOnYT: this is going to be the biggest short-squeeze day in history
[+14] u/Spy300: >Trump: "Millions of American small businesses, including corner stores. What is a corner store? I've never heard that term. I know what a corner store is but I've never heard it described-- a corner store. Who the hell wrote that?"
🤡
[+10] u/Spy300: >US PRES. TRUMP: XI JUST WROTE ME A LETTER
🤔
>China says it has no information on Trump–Xi letters regarding Iran arms supplies
✅️
[+8] u/Emotional-Bag1398: Has anyone figured out how to make money yet?
[+8] u/Kash_5991: Hope we get a praise be allah post and we moon to $710
[+8] u/AirportMaterial5917: Raise your hand if you have disordered eating 🙋♂️
[+8] u/mr_stupid_face: Tomorrow green
Some crazy shit happens after market closes.
Bears get yippy all weekend. What they say makes sense.
Monday opens greener than Kermit’s BHole.
Tuesday…Red Cross Doctor says something dumb and shit can go either way
[+8] u/DrElkSnout: They made it an actual casino, just digital.
The only reason they are removing the $25K ptd rule is because they're addicted to the easy money they're making off the retards on this site. They're literally lowering the bar to entry so they can vaporize everyone's ports.
The jokes write themselves.
[+7] u/alrightfornow: When others are regarded, be even more regarded
[+6] u/idanfl8: lol no pull back in an 11 percent move got to be some kind of a record
[+6] u/kaapooj: I am unable to read this conflict, I thought iran lost the war by not inflicting meaningful economic damage that would lead to east asian and european countries to seriously partake in peace efforts
added to that the leaking conflicts and positioning of different fractions (e.g. iranian president or former foreign minister) and the involvement/push for peace by china and pakistan
but the strait is still closed and us blockade is a charade, is iran just stringing us all along and mudding the waters with conflicting messaging?
[+6] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: full port. this is financial advice
[+6] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: I swear how does it seem like the market does the opposite of whatever I do? Buy Calls, crashes. Buy puts, rockets. Buy a strangle, goes flat. Etc. Like 20 times in a row, how? Even a coin flip would have much better odds, this is F'kd
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: I am now an expert on the Bab el-Mandeb strait
[+6] u/kaapooj: europeans increasing fiscal spending (supporting industry and consumers), ecb signaling no hikes in their next meeting, no new nuclear or gas/oil projects on the continent being discussed
bearish eu
[+6] u/SilverPrivateer: US considering tolls for crossings of oceans which are under "US military protection"
Isn't this just a protection racket?
[+6] u/MasterElite1: >Trump: "We're having some fake inflation because of the fuel, the energy prices, which everybody said was going to $250."
Inflation is fake. Welcome to Zimbabwe.
[+6] u/Montyprice7206: So you were a shitty DJ?
[+5] u/Sco_420: Remember bears, no crying in the casino
[+5] u/bluen: Bruhs did we just actual cease fire? 🚫🔥
[+5] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: The bull run itself is significantly bigger news than anything happening in Iran right now 🤷♂️
[+5] u/csekseni1: The bear case is that they’ll keep doing taco reversals until no one believes the bad news anymore and then they’ll rug it. I guarantee if bad news hits again, no one’s gonna expect the pullback to be long term and that’s when it’ll hit. But what do I know 🤣🤣
[+5] u/surmoiFire: D4VD is finally 4rrested
[+5] u/MasterElite1: >TRUMP: OIL PRICES ARE ROUGHLY HALF OF WHAT WAS ANTICIPATED
>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
>BESSENT ON FED: WOULD BE READY TO CUT RATES, HAVE OPEN MIND TO MORE CUTS SINCE WAITED LONGER
>TRUMP ON FED'S POWELL: IF HE DOESN'T LEAVE, I HAVE TO FIRE HIM
> 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT'
Oil price too low. Rates too high.
[+5] u/R1ckyB0bby_: Respect the hell out of the markets attitude lately, just fuck it let’s go up
[+5] u/rpthrowah: "Be gay when others are straight, and straight when others are gay"
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Netflix needs to be like carnival. Own 100 shares and you get a free dildo to fuck yourself with every time you look at your port.
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: This market is getting boring
[+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: What kind of chingrish is this Mista Sparkra
[+5] u/AnimatorNaive1880: Where’s the Netflix bulls at?
[+5] u/Important_Yoghurt722: NFLX at 85 tomorrow would be sick
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Gemini said the Iran deal is designed to fail so war can continue, and the US needs control over oil to weaken the china
[+5] u/livingiice: Guys Im gonna start options
[+5] u/Suavecore_: I'm gonna 10x so hard tomorrow with these OTM spy calls
[+5] u/Blacksin01: Per ISW “Iran appears not to have compromised on its stance over the Strait of Hormuz and its nuclear program, despite Iranian sources attempting to illustrate that Iran has compromised and the two sides have made progress in negotiations,”
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: [Retail traders snapped up](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/16/retail-traders-pile-into-allbirds-after-odd-ai-pivot-history-shows-it-wont-end-well.html) Allbirds’ shares on Wednesday amid the rally, data from Vanda Research shows. But market participants warn that the crush of such speculative buying has historically ended poorly after the excitement fizzles out.
Shares of Allbirds pulled back more than 35% on Thursday, marking the stock’s worst day since 2023.
Apparently YOLOing my retirement into BIRD was not the financial windfall I envisionsed.
[+5] u/chiswis: ur gonna lose the 50k right after landing there
[+5] u/llasar17: kite shouldve never took gon with him
[+19] u/hypeaze: When I asked her biceps or abs, she said "I prefer good looks and money." Now that's 4 things I don't have...
[+15] u/Treverer: Lmfao just found out that Vance converted to Catholicism in 2019 and now he is telling the freaking POPE to better watch it?
This couchfucker might even be worse than 🥭
[+11] u/kananishino: How in tf are we always pumping over night?
[+10] u/jijitalk: Cathie Wood is an absolute beautiful woman.
[+9] u/AccordingBee5821: Market is so euphoric
[+9] u/Turbulent-Warthog951: we def pumping today
[+9] u/Madsen13140: Not looking good bers, not looking good...
[+8] u/Ceyenne18: mango pumping the market 24x7 with his tweets
[+8] u/TropicalOinkment: When they came for the bers, i did not speak up cuz i was not a ber. Then when they came for the bul, i actually laughed cuz that shit funny af
[+8] u/gamayogi: Tariff refunds start Monday. That alone means calls.
ATH, war, oil prices, none of that makes any fucking difference right now. We're going green and hard regards.
[+8] u/mneymaker: Next big leg: If Iran and US have an official aggreement on the nuclear side. Rally is not over.
[+7] u/geddyclaus: Pope means nothing to me
but 🥭calling him pedo pope is the height of hypocrisy
[+7] u/Itchy_Election_5327: puts on wsb, this is boring with all the bers dead
[+7] u/tocinoman: After all, why shouldn't I full port mid-morning 0DTE SPY calls?
[+7] u/TropicalOinkment: Greed is stored in the ballz
[+7] u/dontslambro: It literally just goes up. 2 weeks straight
[+6] u/Nanas_700k: Dating life: longest losing streak since cavemen
[+6] u/The_Juice_Gourd: I knew I should have bought NFLX puts after watching the latest season of Bridgerton. They messed up the violin music during the softcore pron scenes.
[+6] u/No_Relief_8705: There's no way tomorrow is green!
I mean 😉 unless
[+6] u/Castopliani: Holy shit the Pope saved this market by distracting taco because he can only focus on one thing at a time. You know if he was still blowing up oil fields and tweeting about nukes we would be at 600 right now
[+6] u/Beautiful_Proof586: Opened another SPY position 📈
[+6] u/entropic-sieve: Just a word about space stocks. Any time you hear talk of building a moon base, just remember the moon has no atmosphere and there will be basically no protection from asteroids, solar flares, cosmic rays and the harshness of space. The moon is struck by hundreds or thousands of small asteroids every year, and an estimated 100 times daily by ping pong sized meteoroids (at high speeds).
It may sound amazing, but a moon base is not based on any tangible reality. It's what the French would call "la fantaisie." That doesn't mean it couldn't ever happen, but realistically not for a longgg time.
[+6] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Why would they close it if there are supposed to be talks? Seems more like something to threaten with/positioning for the talks
[+5] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: I need money to afford this 1.5 milly house. How many 0DTE's will it take?
[+5] u/JC7577: Sucks losing money because I couldn’t sell in time because of my stupid meetings.
[+5] u/rollinhating: Nikkei and Hang seng -1%
You think SPY gives a fk? Nah, it will moon +1% probobly..
[+5] u/TheSamWithNoName: You must have dextrous toes.
[+5] u/Opening_Use_961: This life is full of regrets, w options ofc
[+5] u/_rockthemike: So are we already awake or haven’t slept?
[+5] u/Wolfspeed69Gamestop: Finally getting in on this cutting edge AI technology. Bought 200 shares of allbirds.
[+5] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: I am going all in on $CROX in case they want to pivot from plastic galoshes to AI.
[+5] u/stonetrade: For the first time ever I remember using my phone in a dream. I was on Robinhood looking at btc at 48k.
[+5] u/annoyed_meows: Think this regard pump will continue for a while? A lot of my CC have gone ITM. (Amazon). I thought we'd have a pullback this week yet here we are.
[+5] u/Malagan2030: $2000 bucks down the drain
[+5] u/brainlet99094: that's why bears fly RJs
[+13] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: I went from 160k net worth down to 95k by shorting QQQ. I cant eat and sleep since days. Its so brutal I dont know how to recover from this. I never imagined how much this shit could break me.
[+12] u/FatFluffyFish: Yesterday was a test run where people waited to see if 700 was a fluke or not.
Today is the day people jump in
[+11] u/BeepBoopDep: BEARS LMAO. HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU BE WRONG IN A ROW 😭🤣
[+11] u/Creepy-Restaurant183: if apple hits ATH in the next 7 days i'll shave my head and post proof or mods can ban me
[+10] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Many thought we were in a bubble. Few know it is just starting now. SPY 900 eoy
[+10] u/SufficientYou5871: war ending, will be a 10-15% + day
[+10] u/FatFluffyFish: Climbing to ATH in pre market is crazy work. Lots of bers may be fked at open
[+10] u/Creepy-Restaurant183: trump needs to blockade the panama canal, we will see SPY 1000 EOY
[+9] u/internetf1fan: bears missed out on the ATHs and are now left out on the side lines waiting for the next dip to buy in while markets will further pump 20% and then they will buy in when it finally dips 1%.
[+8] u/SufficientYou5871: anyone buying anything below a +2% 0DTE call should be now classified as a bear
[+8] u/saintmitchy: "Jarvis, how are my $35 TQQQ Puts expiring 4/24 doing?"
[+7] u/Joonypoo: my initial $ORCL buy was at $310 but im almost break even now averaging down, god damn what a journey
[+7] u/djln491: SPY up 2.7% ytd and bers can’t believe how “stretched” the market is 😂 we’re just getting started. 705 today
[+7] u/chudforthechudgod: Thanks MSFT for making it back to my cost basis, I'm sorry I called you a penny stock.
[+6] u/Maximum-Side-9391: It's trading on the implied up or down move no chance your puts hit
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: MSFT blasting to the moon lma
[+6] u/Creepy-Restaurant183: how anyone manages to lose money in this market is beyond me, just buy 7DTE calls everyday at open and then flip them for a 50% gain in the next 2-3 days, rinse and repeat stupid bers
[+6] u/dmk_world: Blow off top is just starting, bers. Look away until June at least. Kisses!
[+6] u/SufficientYou5871: only red bers are seeing is blood in the toilet
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: Robinhood social lol. Finally I get to see true regardness.
[+5] u/Sea_Character_9896: Never be a perma ber. Wow what a run
[+5] u/bertacle: Show the pope that Dow is almost 50,000.
He will calm down.
[+5] u/Taraih: MSFT cant stop wont stop
[+5] u/Naught5: It’s time to pivot to AI NFLX
[+5] u/Critical_Survey_975: I can’t be the only one that’s skeptical with this move, I mean we’re hitting ATH everyday based on hopes of an end ? Isn’t this the definition of “pigs get slaughtered”
[+5] u/sanndman: Breaking: SPY to stop being a fund and pivot to AI development. Targets 900 EOY.
[+5] u/Sad-Substance8684: The bear market would only continue once all the bears have turned into bulls
[+5] u/Ozqi: NFLX was supposed to go up but last 15 minutes of the market I bought 1DTE calls so unfortunately they had to inverse me so I can stay a poor peasant.
[+5] u/dankeyschon: Bears' cope in bound
[+5] u/Got_Engineers: I’m a bear and I’m going to bed smirking. Don’t drop the soap bulls
[+12] u/Jemmani22: Seriously not a bear.
But how the fuck do you just keep buying at ATH with 0 pullback?
[+9] u/Infinite-Anybody204: BREAKING: Anthropic’s new AI model has solved the Hormuz Crisis. Youre just not allowed to see it
[+9] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Don’t worry guys I’m sure *checks notes* Larry Ellison is definitely being an honest businessman this time and not a scammer like he has his entire adult life. Keep buying oracle! LMAOOO
[+9] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: orango pumped the market, so when they attack again on saturday, and spy goes vertical, it will go to just 660, and say again "see, it didn't drop much"
[+8] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: Just thankful we escaped the 5 months of sideways chop theta hellscape, now it’s straight chaos
[+8] u/Wowmuchrya: A shoe company gone AI was up 500%.
Just throw what you think you know into the trash.
[+8] u/sylphvanas: Fuck this fucking market
[+8] u/xeemyy: Today will be retarded
[+7] u/bols_are_cooked: Everything is too expensive. The "growth companies" aren't growing enough, high PE across the board.
SPY back at 666 before midsummer
[+7] u/sir_dreads: Microsoft is an unstoppable beast wtf
[+7] u/gentlesandwich: I'm going to do you boys a solid:
We know who this potus is: he will broker a trash agreement with Iran and pass it off as "a good deal" when in reality we're worse than before, but still better than the alternatives. But the common man won't feel the full effects of the bad deal until 12-18 months, just enough time to cast doubt on how directly it relates to the deal.
Lie to save face and kick the can down the road. Business as usual.
Worst case scenario, new Fed chair in May: money printer go bur again.
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Let's make real change. The phrase nice tits should not only be socially acceptable but welcomed. If someone said nice cock id beam with joy.
[+6] u/Venice_LA: ORCL up 33% in 5 days
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: I got out last week because I was sure this couldnt last and now I have no idea what to do with the cash.
Everytime I think its going red it just reverts within an hour.
What an interesting market
[+6] u/ercanbas: Spy where was this energy when I lost 8k yesterday
[+5] u/Accomplished_Suit651: Had lunch with my wife's bf today. He's an international PhD student in a major city, and he gets to live in a two bedroom that he rents directly from his advisor for only $400/month. He's def getting SA'd by his mentor, right?
[+5] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Americans will give you trading advice after spending all day researching raccoon penis
[+5] u/Ok-Art6659: So is it the kind of day you just go yolo 710c and get rich Quick?
[+5] u/SovietPower777: As a bear I admit my defeat.... any cope news for me as a bear?Maybe orange is going to attack Iran this weekend?
[+5] u/claytondpark: Nflx calls were TOO obvious, thus....
[+5] u/Carolina_Bobcats: Blackberry you cucks
[+5] u/memoryyyuh: The market is not the economy, but wouldn’t it be cool if it was?
[+5] u/Burrow-Owl: Not only does life suck for ber, when they die they all go to hell.
[+5] u/TonkaTonk: Calls on Guillotines.