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[+16] u/OSRSkarma: https://preview.redd.it/d4mlordy58ug1.png?width=880&format=png&auto=webp&s=309596327fc65efbcb3ef8bb63be4cee63531068
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: So fucking late I thought wsb was pregnant
[+52] u/barkwoofgrrr: SPY must be an index for some other planet, because it certainly doesn't reflect this one
[+36] u/AphexPin: Bear POV:
You walk into a casino and sit down at a roulette table. Before you can place a bet, one of the employees taps your shoulder and whispers: "this table is rigged. It always lands on black." You move to place your bet, but the operator leans forward and says: listen, this table is rigged. it always lands on black."
You nod and smile, knowing exactly what to do, placing your chips on red. The operator, chuckling, asks: "what are you doing, are you sure?" Of course you are. The wheel spins. It lands on black (it always does). Before you can double down, the employee taps your shoulder again, sounding concerned: "It always lands on black." Your confidence is now absolute, and you place your chips on red once more. The wheel spins, black again.
Hours pass, insolvency approaches, and you finally capitulate, screeching - 'THIS SHIT IS RIGGED'!
[+35] u/A10cc: # WOW MODS. YOU ACTUALLY DID YOUR FUCKING JOBS.
[+32] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I started to diversify like a boomer and it’s been wildly unsuccessful
[+27] u/No_Relief_8705: War: bullish
Ceasefire: bullish
Oil up: believe it or not, bullish
[+25] u/borrokalaria: I'm so glad the war is over. Even the gas price has already dropped from a crazy high $5.99 to a very reasonable $5.89.
[+23] u/IndicationStreet9631: both USO and SPY up. One is lying…
[+21] u/Antique-Procedure-40: Strait of whores is still closed, WTI still above $90, energy crisis, USO above $120, all the reasons to be a 🏳️🌈🐻. So full porting into sndk calls on the open and watch it print.
[+21] u/Got_Item: the issue is that stocks going up on the heels of threatening a genocide makes the wrong people feel like they're doing the right thing
[+20] u/GoZukkYourself: SPY has been green for seven straight days.
Bers: ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
[+19] u/sloanemonroe: So there is no shortage of oil? That was just a big bunch of bullshit?
[+19] u/WideZookeepergame775: You have to be a complete degenerate retard to be a 1% commenter
[+19] u/Aaladorn: Im down 5k this week. Can barely afford rope
[+18] u/GalacticGreaseMonkey: I bought puts because this thread is so bullish
[+18] u/BeepBoopDep: Bers writing entire fanfics to cope with their puts down 99%.
Fries in the bag bro, no crying in the casino.
[+17] u/jaboyles: Fun fact. 25% of all US tech investment is from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE. This is why we'll see boots on the ground very soon. Other oil exporters are dependant on the straight and can hold our entire economy hostage.
Also every single recession ever is preceded by rising oil costs.
[+17] u/Kashabowiekid: What a crash out by 🥭
[+17] u/Scalpaholic: Strait still closed and now Melania just reminded everyone why 🥭 caused it to be closed 😆
[+15] u/bobbyOsullivan: Damn, looks like Trump and Alex Jones are breaking up for the 20th time.
[+15] u/CasherburyTales: When someone hold a press conference to say something didn’t happen, it often means it did happen
[+15] u/Country_Gravy420: Fuck, those truth social posts are tough to read.
Just retardation on a whole new level every time
[+15] u/softboiledjadepotato: Buying Calls anticipating 8th green day in a row is irresponsible and the way to go obvs
[+14] u/optimaltimemism: If you're having a hard time trading, don't worry. I've been losing for nearly a decade. It doesn't get any better. Keep your head up.
[+14] u/SonOfLuigi: I think this week I learned that risking small amounts per trade instead of full porting and risking 10%+ every trade could be the move.
[+14] u/epyonxero: 🥭: “There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
[+14] u/absolutxtr: There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Hilarious. Cuz there's no tankers going through the fuckin strait.
[+14] u/HonestScar7176: I have never seen SPY so detached from reality. We really are dealing with a different stock market
[+13] u/abroadbroadband: After any positive sounding headline, all the algorithms be like:
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[+13] u/Same-Tie8083: Only person participating in the cease fire is the us 🌮 never fails
[+13] u/LearningSPXonly: Port blown yesterday. Full port
[+13] u/ev01ution: It’s time to buy MSFT with margins.!
[+13] u/BeepBoopDep: It's called the STRAIT of Hormuz, not the GAY of Hormuz. Checkmate 🌈🐻.
Calls
[+13] u/AphexPin: do you seriously think anyone will give a flying fuck about CPI tomorrow
[+13] u/suruena91: In gambling there is no such thing as losers. There is winners and quitters.
[+13] u/31andnotdone: I wonder what the divorce rate amongst wsb members is
[+13] u/Teckel22: My big advice to everyone: put the word Iran and Oil and trump on your block list. Just make sure no statement containing any of those words reaches your eyes and ears. Buy a 3x long SPY etf tomorrow will all your money. Leverage that 60%. Choose a stupidly long password for your account you instantly forget. Make sure you cannot log in again. Now just wait.
[+12] u/Philthatman: Why the hell does Truth social have ads
[+12] u/pmotiveforce: Jesus Christ, he's just posting longer and longer demented grandpa screeds at this point.
[+12] u/AcademicStandard3701: Only took mods 48 hrs to switch it to next feed lmao
[+12] u/Eddyrancid: I have this morbid desire to actually get a Truth Social account so I can open up the sewer grate and see whats in his comments section...
[+11] u/patmccock86: Shuffle in everybody, plenty of space to place your begging cups
[+11] u/Bcider: 3 Ships moved in the last 24 hours.
[+11] u/NefariousnessDry5100: Some of you learned to trade stocks off the grand exchange and it shows
[+11] u/Andthesuch: What event would actually make the market tank? I'm not sure anything would at this point.
[+11] u/ARSC_RexH: Still not having fun. It's a skill issue. I'm the worst.
[+11] u/Kromting: Cash gang! I have $9 left so I'm full porting
[+11] u/Lonely-Relation-7364: The transfer of wealth that we are witnessing is literally incomprehensible. Majority of big tech stocks are up 30% in the last week or so. The market manipulation is insane. Between liberation day and operation epic fury it’s mind boggling bro…
[+11] u/Fast-Steak-7730: 🥭 : IRAN BETTER NOT BE CHARGING FEES TO TANKERS GOING THROUGH HORMUZ STRAIT AND, IF THEY ARE, THEY BETTER STOP NOW
Ok so that deal was fake then. Yet we still at 680 😒
[+10] u/ImLemonized: If you ever feel bad, I sold NBIS last week at the absolute bottom ($90) after holding it for months. Then it decided to go on the biggest rally ever. I am looking for a rope on Amazon right now.
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: New thread was made so late, now I'm no longer in the mood to comment
[+10] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: 5 usd for a 3 piece from popeyes might be the only decent fast food deal left
[+10] u/Outrageous-Lab2721: Is the sell off cancelled? Compared to the Tariffs this was nothing.
[+10] u/After-Question3165: Scam Altman says OpenAI computing capacity of 30 GW by 2030 🤣. This dude can’t stop lying
[+10] u/Big-Quote4483: nice MSFT up .13% ready to crash 2% more tmr
[+10] u/cowman711: If we dont sell off im poor
[+10] u/Teckel22: Let's be honest, everyone knows the CPI is being manipulated. It's going to show some ridiculous low number tomorrow like 2.2% or whatever. That will cause SPY to rocket 2% straight to a new all time high because the Fed can now start thinking about rate hikes again. And that will trigger all kinds of buying from all the retail investors who sold only a few days ago (and lost 10% upside in 7 days).
[+10] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: Why does Trump care about tolls if he said it doesn’t affect us??
[+10] u/Leading_Form_8485: Are there any more fucking tweets I should know about in this retarded market?! 🖕
Answer me you homos
[+9] u/SearchUsual5193: I don't know why the cease fire was agreed.
But regarding confusion over Lebanon, these people are not high school kids to have confusion over such a simple but crucial point. Israel knew what it was doing. Which really makes me doubt if the cease fire will last.
[+9] u/supercrossed: LISTEN UP REGARDS, THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE (it absolutely is)
You think the CPI print matters? PRICED IN. You think the Fed rate decision matters? PRICED IN. You think your dad leaving for cigarettes and never coming back emotionally scarred you and affects your risk tolerance? BROTHER THAT SHIT WAS PRICED IN BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
I went ALL IN on 0DTE SPY puts this morning because Mercury is in retrograde and my horoscope said “avoid financial decisions.” Inverse that shit, we’re eating. My thesis is airtight: the chart looked squiggly, my cat walked across the keyboard, and the number went down then up then I blacked out.
Bears think they’re so fucking smart. “Ooh the economy is overleveraged.” “Ooh commercial real estate is a ticking time bomb.” Cool story, the market has been climbing a wall of your tears since 2009 you miserable doomers. BEARS EAT GARBAGE AND HIBERNATE. That’s your mascot. A GARBAGE EATING NAPPER.
But don’t get it twisted — bulls are just bears who got lucky and forgot. The only difference between a bull and a bear is one theta decay cycle and a Fed speaker going off script.
I don’t diversify. Diversification is for people who want to preserve wealth. I am here to either MULTIPLY wealth by 4000% or explain to my wife’s boyfriend why the Wendy’s drive-thru only goes one way and I’ll be applying to work the other side of the window.
My portfolio is 100% 0DTE. I don’t believe in expiration dates beyond today because frankly I’m not emotionally equipped to plan that far ahead. Tomorrow is a THEORY. What’s REAL is this ask/bid spread and my shaking hands at 9:31 AM.
In conclusion: YOLO. Calls on nothing. Puts on everything. Theta is just time telling you you’re wrong slowly. We are all going to make it, except the ones who don’t, and they were bears anyway.
🚀🐻🔥💀
Positions: yes
[+9] u/According-Page8618: 7 green spy days, last time we had 7+ was the end of the tarrif bottom (after these 7 days we still went +25% in 5 months)and before that it was the end of 2023 aug-october bottom where we went -10% (after these 7 days still went for +20% in 5 months)
[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: Spy opens 690 and all bers go to ber heaven 😇
[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: Ber capitulation talks going well.
[+9] u/undocumented_twerker: Financial and oil crisis averted. Resume the pump
[+9] u/tabrizzi: This is a very difficult market to trade. Out of fear, I've stood on the sidelines and watched LITE and SNDK moon. Could easily have 2x my port, but agent orange changes his mind every other day.
[+9] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: The First Lady getting diddled isn’t priced in. Position accordingly.
[+9] u/MilkMySpermCannon: Lost the war so bad he started talking about the files. Anyways, calls.
[+9] u/Fkthisst93: Got a strangle for tmr. Naturally. It will open completely flat
[+9] u/PositiveToe2761: Fomo is a hell of a drug
[+9] u/Full_Cash6140: Long Bill Gates, Short Elon. Epstein neutral portfolio.
[+9] u/salacious_lion: Only question is whether put holders were sufficiently wiped out EOD today. Soon as algo's sense max pain market will collapse back to lows.
[+9] u/RockasaurusRex: Open the fucking SPY 800 you crazy bastards!
[+9] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Bro what did they agree to?🤣
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Iran has no reason to go to these talks in Pakistan. They are truly retarded, low IQ! EVERYONE KNOWS HE’S GONNA BOMB YOU.
[+9] u/CherryPokerGame: Mango: “you better stop Iran” 😡
[+9] u/Spinax_52: Lost everything I made this week and a little more let’s go
[+8] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I am losing a ton of money in puts. But Trump gave me "Praise be to Allah" which I say at every opportunity now, which illicits uncomfortable reactions that never get old
[+8] u/Odd_Hair3829: The fact that the global economy is teetering and in the hands of such a stupid craven man… just unreal
[+8] u/SeliciousSedicious: Dude can Netanyahu and the new supreme leader dude just fuck and get it over with already.
[+8] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: NBIS 150 SNDK 1000 INTC 65 all tomorrow
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s crazy to me there are Mormons in different countries lmao. I mean, it’s bad enough we lost Utah to ‘em but they out here proselytizing, bro? There are Mexican Mormons rn jacked to the tits they gonna get their own world to rule over someday. Wild
[+8] u/Thebaxxxx: If youre holding puts for tomorrow i hate to say it but you are beyond saving lol. The only reason we didnt absolutely rip today is becouse i held the line with 681 spy calls towards the second half. But i took profit, and so tomorrow is going to fucking rocket
[+8] u/TarrifJacksonJr: Bulls will be in lambos while bears are still crying about oil
[+8] u/Optimal-Midnight4295: Do not shrink me Gypsy. I serious
[+8] u/johndsmits: All "ceasefires" really mean "reload-fires".
Thank Obama for socializing the word "hope", sure, a few years late, it what runs the markets now.
[+8] u/awesomexpossum: Bought 100k of Amazon at 203. Sold it all at 210...... 😢😭
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: The china prof said that 90% of humanity will be wiped out in the next 50 years lol
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: Maybe on the 12th straight green day we get a pull back
[+8] u/Senpai_Slime: I found a diamond earring this morning, clear indicator i need to hold my positions
[+8] u/-IQ200: I am the Standard & Poor. 😭
[+8] u/sailortyx56: The maritime tracking firm Kpler tells NBC that the Strait of Hormuz "remains closed," only one non-Iranian tanker has transited since the ceasefire, was carrying a "very little crude \[oil\]"
lol
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: MSFT is a generational bag at this price
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: Uber driver just told me he thinks the market is about to dump because Trump will lose the midterms and Israel will nuke Iran... all in calls?
[+8] u/ziggyho: It blows my mind that this administration has such a problem with (fake) news. Then release the real 10 point plan. Oh no we negotiate in private
[+8] u/YouDontKnowDino: Tune in tomorrow to find out who we can ceasefire with next
[+8] u/Enexen0: Coping and possibly seething
[+7] u/CATLLM: Any cashgang feeling the fomo?
[+7] u/aftherith: Oh boy glad I am not one of those losers still in the old thread
[+7] u/Material-Drummer9476: Can't believe we live in a timeline where 1 tweet from a fruit can destroy both Bers and Bols.
[+7] u/suddenly-scrooge: finally. Starting to grow mushrooms out my ass
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Can’t believe I have to live through the collapse of American hegemony bro that’s some bullshit
[+7] u/boraboca: Only regards falling for Israel Lebanon peace talks. As Hezbollah doesn’t care about Lebanon and Israel wants Hezbollah to disarm which they will never agree too.
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/urmajesticy made a bet that SPY would go to 640.0 within **2 days** when it was 659.659 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+7] u/originalpjy: Does trump speak tonight?
[+7] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Man I got my ass fucking kicked today, taking tomorrow off, coming back next week with new improved ways of losing money, good luck tards!
[+7] u/Sea-Tax7392: Calls on Kimberly Clark 🔥
[+7] u/sal4you: My move for tomorrow is finding out how fast I can drink a 30 pack of Pabst.
[+7] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Quite a lot of stocks are now at ATH and/or YTD highs lol, it’s crazy how much pumping had happened since April 1st
[+7] u/According-Page8618: bears had fun from october to april.
now its time for bulls to take over again. every -10% or more drop always gave the biggest ralleys. give us hormuz open news into 800 eoy.
[+7] u/Low_Plastic363: 345 comments 45 minutes after the bell? The bers died.
[+7] u/zuziannka: Man what is making SNDK is pumping so hard since a year??? Was literally at $46 last year and now 853 how the F????
[+7] u/No-Can-80085: I sold everything now and have $82 dollar
[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Some people are better Bers and some are better bols but some people are just fat
[+7] u/Grouchy-Natural3473: time to switch to Bacarrat instead of options
[+7] u/According_To_Me_: Back to rambling? SPY back to ATHs
[+7] u/SyntheticWisp: Me, a ber, looking in the mirror this week
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUydHVmaW9veGtobzA0bnR0bWR6eGFydG1pcHAwemcwbnU3ODVvZHA1OCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/gb6TyakSW7F3mKx6VT/200w.gif
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: Did you guys see the video of the dude who burnt down that entire warehouse? All that toilet paper just wiped off the face of the earth 😔
[+7] u/Liquidsnake959: I was promised MU to 500 WTF!
[+7] u/Source0fAllThings: PLTR calls and SNDK puts of course.
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Just like that, one week later, the road to SPY 700 looks oh so clear.
[+7] u/MyCactusTeacher: THEY BETTER NOT BE CHARGING TOLLS
[+7] u/Echochamberking: Honestly, is there any way Iran could lose its ability to block the strait without the United States invading Iranian territory?
[+7] u/NewDawn101: I paid $12.50 to sail through Straight of Hormuz on my canoe
[+7] u/SlfImpr: 1. Middle East crisis back (was never resolved). Oil still hovering around $100/barrel
2. 🥭 still doing his tweet thing with I-ran
**Markets**: Meh, I no longer give a fuq !!
[+6] u/Rock_Flaccid: Just gonna sit back and watch my puts go to 0 in the morning
[+6] u/Abe2025: Can MSFT moon +50 tomorrow please?
[+6] u/boraboca: Oil and Spy green. Market for regards.
[+6] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Damn someone needs to tell🥭 about paragraphs lmfao he‘s just unloading on truth social
[+6] u/No_Cod972: I am calling on my Asian brothers tonight to continue this historic bull run
[+6] u/Oneok-Field: Guys I was just joking about bers being dead but I'm genuinely concerned at this point
[+6] u/Meamigoyo: how cooked are my spy calls expring tomo?
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Spy calls till end of summer
[+6] u/DeezSpicyNuts: The Kendrick/Drake beef was legit the closest thing I’ve ever seen to actual justice in my lifetime
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: This market inverses fundamentals, economy and all rational decision making.
I learned this via my bearish port getting annihilated yet the calls made to hedge bear market rallies surviving.
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Honestly keep the strait closed so we can keep pumping
[+6] u/zztop610: Ready for some money making tomorrow
[+6] u/apurimac777: Between 🥭 🇮🇱 and 🇮🇷 we are all just stuck in a game of liar's poker
[+6] u/Senpai_Slime: The passage in front of you is protected by three guards. One guard only tells lies, one guard only tells lies, and one guard only tells lies. Which one do you trust to let you pass
[+6] u/bdjdiJbxbxjs: I copped Microsoft calls so I’m in for a ride lol
[+6] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Way behind on retirement due to my trading shenanigans over the last 6 years
[+6] u/HonestScar7176: We should have been down like 2% today lol. Straight still closed. Trump just tweeted that Iran needs to stop charging tankers to go through the straight. Lololol
[+6] u/Ok-Art6659: And people still say he does not have dementia…
[+6] u/Echochamberking: Schrodinger's ceasefire
[+6] u/Fomo4life69: Top of BB. Overbought RSI. Hot cpi. Ceasefire uncertainty.
Setting up for fat red day tomorrow. Hope you sold your calls
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: The real Global Crisis now is how does a country receive fair compensation from a person who's whole existence is to never pay fair compensation?
Answer:
The jingle 🎶You have to pay the Troll Toll of you want go through that Strait's hole.🎶 coming through Freighter speakers for who knows how long.
[+6] u/amanj41: At this point might as well just rally to $7000 for fun
[+6] u/extrabigbrain: lol 🥭 truths now read like some AI troll bot they trained. No way he’s writing this.
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: lol Mango is claiming to just now be aware that Iran is doing exactly what he agreed to let them do
[+6] u/Regular_King_4157: If you liked SPY at 680 today, you're really gonna love it at 670 tomorrow, lmao
[+5] u/Grey-59throwaway: Nice job on the date this time, retards
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: MSFT out AMZN in
https://preview.redd.it/og5wrgrm68ug1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6261cbbd79ebf5cf4672286d9b64027d3172b9b4
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: So the taco was he didn't obliverate an entire civilization?
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Too late guys, israel shorted the market.
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Imagine still posting in the daily thread
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: WHY THE FRICK ARE TOILET HOLES NOT BIGGER?! 😭
[+5] u/According-Page8618: watch palantir random make ath next month
[+5] u/jarMburger: Short the market, bulls be damn. Yes, I’m coping
[+5] u/darkphenom67: Most obvious movement for tomorrow is spy will go down so it will go up
[+5] u/Murky-Gas-7976: White House sponsored by stake now
[+5] u/AisforArdvark: Market goes up but my port went down 😭
[+5] u/life_bytes: What happened to VIX?
[+5] u/NOKIABUMPS69: ONDS is a piece of shit
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: My wife has cheap version of Netflix and the quality is so shitty wtf
[+5] u/According-Page8618: 7 green spy days, last time we had 7+ was the end of the tarrif bottom and before that the end of 2023 aug-october bottom at -10% into big ralley again.
[+5] u/Snoo23417: A push-up for every dollar lost day trading. Gonna be in a deficit today...
[+5] u/steelejt7: no oil rally before close is insane to me with it being pretty much 100 a barrel and rising
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Feels like we're back in that mode where only one Mag7 needs a lil positive news and all indexes lose their shit to the upside
[+5] u/derprondo: BRB I gotta do 8 hours of work in 12 minutes via Cursor.
[+5] u/DoubleFamous5751: Software got absolutely shelled today. Guess everything is just gonna be vibe coded in the future
[+5] u/Playless: Just like that huh, people thought the world was going to end just a week ago and now everyone is ready and waiting for the next pump
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: I get how last April we rallied after the tariff taco=pause on tariffs.. But this April's Open the Hormuz "taco" hasn't done sh\*t... Just salty am in software
[+5] u/No_Cod972: omg, a lot of the comments on the WSJ articles are more retarded than the ones in here
[+5] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: Finally up on AMZN 😑
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Longed Oil and ofc it decided to fall today
[+5] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: When does the music stop?
[+5] u/nyse25: bers were so confident yesterday 😹🫵
[+5] u/extrabigbrain: I think my brain is melting from Reddit, YouTube, and Drudge. I need to throw this phone into a lake.
[+5] u/AltTooWell13: If I fucked a clone of myself would our baby be inbred?
[+5] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: All the 🥭 insiders loaded up on puts before close
[+5] u/seeking-health: You are stupid if you plan any "moves" in this market.
[+5] u/_Netgirth: Returning my bottles and cans to buy a pop tart for dinner
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Why did the market care about the Strait of Homo being closed before but doesn’t now?
[+5] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: He’s 100% saying some goofy shit tn
[+5] u/kim82352: > Trump on Truth Social: There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now!
[+5] u/Confident_Bee1447: The fact that *everyone* thinks that MSFT will bounce makes my balls tighten. Puts
[+5] u/ScrambledEgggggs: Please spy I need this. My mommas kinda call less😭🐻
[+5] u/CATLLM: Tomorrow pump or dump for the “(ceasefire) meeting”?
[+5] u/Visible_Sir7057: man this monster has filled me up
[+5] u/MyCactusTeacher: HOLY FUTES RIPPIN BER BUTT OPEN LIKE THE HORMUZ STRAIT GONNA BE
[+5] u/Tricky_Let2806: Trump said Iran “better stop now” on charging tolls.. bro wtf that was already in the ceasefire lol
[+5] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Anyone have a crystal ball and can tell me what oil does tomorrow?
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: That rug really tied the room together, man…
[+26] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Breaking: Iran announces Hormuz Loyalty Program every 10th trip is FREE!
[+26] u/Necessary-Lychee-486: I'm actually quitting if we don't dump tomorrow.
[+18] u/Zfreezy: Give me back sleepy Joe and I'll do anything
[+18] u/Open_Waltz6902: Trying to negotiate a lower rent with my landlord using a tactic from 🥭s playbook.
It is not going well
[+17] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Oil shortages hitting the US and Europe over the next few days btw
[+17] u/financiallythriving: Imagine discovering options and think this is a path to financial freedom but instead you lose your entire life savings and go into debt and develop a gambling addiction
[+16] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Bought SPY 670 puts yesterday on “shaky ceasefire” narrative and they were down 4k before midday today.
I ate the loss when I read the supreme leader statement and heard about Iran’s call with Saudi’s today.
Ber case is hoping for hot cpi tomorrow and then Iran start firing again over the weekend, but I think Iran are done. Khamenei’s whole family got wiped but instead of talking about taking heads, he’s talking about not wanting war and compensation instead.
NATO nations talking about assisting with opening Hormuz. If CPI comes in hot, market will just shrug and say “the cause is over now, back to normal”.
Watch SPY get fuckin’ vaporised tomorrow and the puts I sold will print bigly 😂
[+16] u/ConstantAd1: >TRUMP: VERY SOON, CRUDE WILL BEGIN MOVING, WITH OR WITHOUT ASSISTANCE FROM IRAN
two weeks bby
[+16] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: Thats it, buddy. Say everything you've been holding in the last 24 hours to Truth Social. Good, good.
[+16] u/kananishino: Please fuck the market tmrw inflation. I wont be a bear no more after that.
[+15] u/LeagueofData: I'm up to my eyeballs in SPY puts. Can't even look at my trading app, it's too scary.
[+15] u/Shoganai_Hito: I used to think people driving around staring at their phones were just degens watching Tik Tok but starting to think maybe they are just degens on WSB daily chat
[+15] u/chikenbeer: As always, doing nothing would have saved me a lot of money.
[+15] u/financiallythriving: Imagine buying calls and the markets dump and then you get really mad and then you try to ride the dump and buy puts but then the markets rip
[+14] u/PhysInstrumentalist: I have no idea what the fuck is going on
[+13] u/yushey__: I’m on suicide watch. Missed the big Wednesday pump cause my calls didn’t fill on Tuesday. Then I tried shorting on Wednesday/today just to lose half my portfolio
[+13] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: There’s so many god damn puts, I feel like when people to switch to calls that’s when it will dump again lol
[+13] u/VariousScenes: Is there any doubt anymore that this market is completely fraudulent and in a literal sense no different than a casino?
Like I know we all joke about it, but haven't the last 2 years shown us that this actually is the case and has been for a while?
Its quite scary how these mega corps with their algos managing trillions can just bend reality whenever and for however long it suits them.
[+13] u/No_Current3675: Who gives a fuck about melanoma. She may have been trafficked by Epstein or not, but it's plain as the day is long that 🥭 bought her.
[+13] u/RjBloxks: Don’t you just love when the market waits til you blow your account to go on easy mode, soon as I re enter right back to choppy bullshit
[+13] u/btoned: Maybe we'll get gas at $10/gal, a couple hundred thousand in layoffs, and salary reductions and we can **really** start getting bullish!
[+13] u/Swiftnice: 🥭 saying Iran better not be charging fees to go through the strait and if they are they better stop. lol YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW?
[+13] u/Saturn_winter: If nothing else it's entertaining watching market tourists thinking they could profit off the blatant corruption/manipulation realize in real time that the market is way more fake and gay than they ever imagined lmao
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #They are scamming old people with mortgage refinance schemes. They are offering cash backs of up to $50k for people to refinance but people are losing their 3% rates and replacing them with 7% rates thinking they are getting a good deal. LMAO🤌
[+12] u/cryptohorn: Dudes been on them ships for over a month gooning
[+12] u/concerndative: Looks like 🥭 is only now finding out what he “agreed” too
[+12] u/Subspace13: Iran launching missiles again
[+11] u/sonofalando: Caller: Hi Dave, love the show. I’m about $180,000 in debt and my wife left me.
Dave: Okay, walk me through the debt. What happened?
Caller: So basically I took out a second mortgage, bought NVDA 0DTE calls, they expired worthless, then I tried to recover by YOLOing into a leveraged inverse ETF of the leveraged inverse ETF to hedge my losses, and now I also owe Robinhood money somehow.
Dave: You owe Robinhood MONEY. You lost money on the app that is literally designed for people who don’t know what they’re doing.
Caller: Dave I just need to know if I should go three times leveraged long or short on my 401k to dig out of this hole.
Dave: I need everyone in this building to pray for this man right now.
Caller: Is that a bull or bear signal?
[+11] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: I am balls deep in margin short and extremely fearful
[+11] u/BigGain_Shrek: Guys higher energy costs result in higher inflation. Tomorrows CPI number is going to throat punch the market
[+11] u/nferatsa: I’m shorting SPY tomorrow,wish me luck!
[+11] u/isolated-cat: TRUMP: IRAN BETTER NOT BE CHARGING FEES TO TANKERS GOING THROUGH HORMUZ STRAIT AND, IF THEY ARE, THEY BETTER STOP NOW
why is the lunatic pretending that he doesn't know whether Iran is charging fees or not
[+11] u/Master-Stranger8908: Clearly that mail order bride just trying to get ahead of an upcoming story. Keep an eye on international media this week 👀
[+11] u/Nice-Truck8806: for the low cost of $108,552.40 USD, you can own enough Costco stock to buy one (1) Costco 1/4 lb hot dog (or polish sausage) every day for the rest of your life on dividends alone.
[+11] u/BFox1982: He literally sounds retarded in his posts.
[+11] u/looool_k_libtard: $2 trillion deficits and gdp growth is .5% in q4. Inflation from war not caught up yet.
Looking good!
[+11] u/soad1331: Market went up and all my stocks went down 😵
[+11] u/TyroneSwoopes: Been working all day. Why did Melanie 🥭 have a random press conference to deny she knew Epstein or Maxwell….?
[+10] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: 🥭 tweeting again so things must be going badly
[+10] u/jiggolo420: Can we not elect a geriatric next time? Is that too much to ask?
[+10] u/Necessary-Damage3349: Being cash gang is so calming after the circus of past couple weeks
[+10] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: holy shit this place is regarded
[+10] u/NeuroLeak: Imagine losing a war because of a Straight Moose-whore
[+10] u/MikeyS2k: Do yall feel like job reports, CPI, PPI etc...are all bullshit now? Seems like they just make it up at this point.
[+10] u/Healingowl: White House insiders are buying a lot of Cheesecake Factory stocks for some reason….
[+10] u/Careful_Response4694: CPI nightmares are already priced in. If it's anything short of apocalyptic we 🌚.
[+10] u/wattap: Through the strait retard
[+9] u/Icommandyou: He says Iran better stop now and Iran be like sure
[+9] u/TropicalOinkment: Bro is crashing out so fucking hard lmaooo sounds like a teenager's diary entry
[+9] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Sorry bols, looks like 680 is the ceiling. We're drilling to 660 tomorrow. Get fucked!
[+9] u/ddegeneracy: I’m so sick of the rat race. Would rather lose money gambling options trying to get rich then work a 9-5 ✌️😂
[+9] u/OverallBlock9028: Is POTUS regard? He didnt know that Iran wants to charge per ship and now he is mad?
[+9] u/horseisahorse: >There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now! President DONALD J. TRUMP
>[Apr 09, 2026, 5:08 PM](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116376791555549648)
He didn't know about this already? I have no idea what is going on
[+9] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Spy might never be red again….
[+9] u/gabrielmmk: These daily threads should really be renamed “What are your rants leading up to Tomorrow” 😂
Cause does anyone ever post their moves here lmao, no
[+9] u/magneticpasta9: Alright guys I'm all for sticking it to short hedge funds, but you gotta chill a lb of beef shouldn't be more than minimum wage, stop buying 0dtes on beef please
[+9] u/NotMe357: Oh my fucking GOD! I'm BACK!
I got 3 days ban because I make a joke about send bear to Iran.
Without you guys my portfolio is up 8% YTD (from 0.15% before ban)! Lol
[+9] u/WildConsideration376: SPY $580 EOD
March 2026 CPI data is projected to be "hot" or unexpectedly high, with estimates forecasting a potential 0.9% monthly increase and 3.3%–3.7% annually, driven largely by surging gasoline prices. This would mark a significant acceleration from the 2.4% annual rate seen in February and threaten to keep interest rates higher for longer
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: pizza pops and frozen cake for dinner - it is what it is bros.
[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Yeah. I will call the hotline
[+9] u/LumpyShock9656: When isn't he fucking talking
[+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: CPI tomorrow, cost for the average Joe went up 99%🥭tweet to follow, saying a whole civilization is about to be gone, SPY rockets to $690!
[+8] u/makhnosfork: No one will ever have a better last day at a job than Jerome Powell. I bet he does a fuckin back flip. Just let rates sit until the next poor bastard gets confirmed.
[+8] u/gotcreme: Remember: being a bear is stupid and expensive ☝🏻
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: Does VIX measure market fear levels based on overall WSB sentiment?
[+8] u/sylphvanas: How the fuck is XOM back at pre war price while oil is near the highs
[+8] u/Poptart_Salad: Today sucked. Cash gang for a while. I've just got no idea what's going on. Gotta just look at the charts going forward. Situation monitoring has not helped.
[+8] u/NervousChemistry7401: Holy shit these tweets are bordering on sign out front of the meth house.
[+8] u/TinyDelegation: I got 1 685p for tomorrow but at this rate im probably fucked and spy shoots to 700 tomorrow from TACOMAN just breathing into the mic giving a speech
[+8] u/Brilliant_Object_847: #Holy shit, 🥭 is going to steal Macron’s wife!
[+8] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: *woke up dis mornin.. got myself a gunn* 🎵 🎵
[+8] u/Powerful_Rub_4051: Buying energy dip cuz I don’t believe this ceasefire bullshit
[+8] u/Haunting_Note2444: No way big yahu is going to let them investigate him on Sunday, I dont believe ceasefire is holding till tmr ngl
[+8] u/Ok-Thought-9960: We are deff in the dotcom bubble of our times. It might not be all ais fault, although deff a major player. The scale of lies and fluff and money that has been flown out to co.panies that will never generate a profit and the COGS being the worst in 2 decades. We are so fucked.
[+8] u/Electronic_Sky_1413: As opposed to whatever this comment is…
[+7] u/Tzengi: Orange didn't read the terms. He just wants a way out of the hole he dug his self in.
[+7] u/Dapper-Detail-8351: Gimme a big ol dump tmrw
[+7] u/bluen: bruhs are we in a short squeeze?
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Heard rumors that Walmart asking customers to pay for their groceries. They better not be, and if they are, they better stop now!!
[+7] u/BadBoyBilbo: “Better stop” or else what? More empty Stone Age threats?
🌮 showed the market what he’s about.
[+7] u/D1finalboss: If I get drafted this year, will you homies take good care of my girls while I’m away fighting and battling for humanity until I return
[+7] u/wolfenstein734: Pltr going down right before ww3 kicks off lmao
[+7] u/MayiHav10kMarblesPlz: I find it objectively hilarious that all these bols keep looking at the bears like they're stupid for losing money right now, in small amounts, compared to the money bols will lose in the inevitable cataclysm that we are marching towards. GG boys.
[+7] u/BrownDog42069: I just read trumps truth posts and lol. i mean just imagine if this guy was like ceo of your company our embarrassing that would be but instead he’s ceo of the country
[+7] u/ristrettoexpresso: The man ordering coffee in front of me today said he wanted “light cookies” on top his Samoa latte. It was at that moment I realized we as a country deserve thermonuclear annihilation.
[+7] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: My hedge fund inside guy said CPI is tanking the market.
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Senate banking panel “no longer intending” to conduct next week’s confirmation hearing for Warsh
[+7] u/vSlickRick1: We need a insider when Barron buys puts
[+7] u/GuyFaulks77: Imagine betting against a rigged market. Being a bear is like betting on the Generals to beat the Globetrotters
[+7] u/Loose_Stool_12: The French prez's wife is beautiful
[+7] u/qqeyes: ceasefire going great
[+7] u/good-times-: Yo mamma so dumb it took her 9 months to make a joke
[+7] u/protectthezen: Sorry to report that you have misread the vibe of this sub
[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: Can’t believe how many dumbasses are buying SNDK at $850, when you can buy NVDA at $185. Literally about 5x cheaper.
[+6] u/mikeytho1: SNDK in 3 weeks' time has dumped 26% and then pumped 51%.
Totally, completely normal PA. Nothing to see there.
[+6] u/paradox60660: Isn't paying "Safe Passage" fees like paying protection money to the local gang so they don't firebomb your business overnight?
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Dementia talks going well!
[+6] u/mdh1119: Sounds like there is still a flow of bad news coming out of the middle east. Wonder what tipping point will be for the markets, if any.
[+6] u/mrsweettreats: Does anyone else feel Iran might just keep playing chicken until their demands are met and keep the strait closed? I think they will keep pushing it till they know the b2s and 52s are coming to level them
I try to put myself in their position and other than losing their power plants and desalination plants, but these are civilian targets which makes you a war criminal
They have everything to gain here, by making these countries eventually becoming desperate enough to cave in to demands
[+6] u/Even-Square-6246: Pls hood pls I’ve been holding since January it hurts
[+6] u/ddegeneracy: TESLA PUTS AT OPEN JPM WILL PUMP THEN DUMP
[+6] u/llDS2ll: More bad news for Microslop. The French government is switching to Linux, which means other countries will probably follow.
[+6] u/SassuWunnuROM: This market is absolutely disconnected from reality. Oil is nearing 100, which makes sense, should likely be higher. Not trading oil though. I’m trading the VIX, it is literally at its historical average price during a oil crisis. It makes no sense.
[+6] u/LaserAid69: I bought 80 shares of Soxs at close today fuck it
[+6] u/PrthReddits: Who bought the 630s spy dip, I am so pissed I didn't buy leaps on shit 30% down fuck
[+6] u/squidsauce99: CPI coming in way cool tomorrow and we moon babes
[+6] u/Master-Stranger8908: Idc if he wants to crash out .. just make sure you crashing this shit the direction of my plays.
[+6] u/yung_white_branch: find me in the gay bear bar $676 putters +50 0DTE SPY
[+6] u/SassuWunnuROM: Oil can not stay at $100+ forever. We all know this, but we are just trying to make short term profits. However, anytime oil has been $100+ (oil is currently nearing $100) the VIX has been 25-30, right now it is under 20 and at its historical price.
I will be shorting oil and longing the VIX because I am a genius 🥸
[+6] u/Character_Pirate_152: Why in the living fuck is Iran always terrorizing the good ol' 🇺🇸?? Will these evil terrorists ever leave us alone and mind their own business?? They should stop scaring us with their nuclear bombs and do something more productive.
[+6] u/nvidia69420: Hopefully mango has been too distracted with Iran to cook the CPI numbers for tomorrow🙃
[+6] u/justanaveragejoe520: Dam only 9 ships have moved through Hormuz in the last 24 hours (not sure how many of those are tankers). Oils going to go back up to $115+ fast if they don’t open it back up soon. To put it into perspective usually 60-70 ships a day
[+6] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: #BUY OPTIONS
^Cos ^they’re ^fucking ^stupid
👈😎👉
[+6] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Wat r we gonna do about this bearhuntr problem we have here
[+6] u/Kickboy21: Politician buying 1 million worth of MSFT ITM calls expiring 2 months out.. he belongs in WSB with me
[+5] u/Professional_Con_007: In an alternate universe PLTR is still 7 bucks and im loading up
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Good thing every stock went up today except the ones I hold. Really makes me feel seen.
[+5] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: 200 million spy order, like what the fuck now could pump the market? We are pretty much back pre Iran war
[+5] u/CptSparrow89: IMF reveals two nations seek emergency funds amid economic fallout - AJ
gg bul
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Thank you, bears, for all that money. Direction is up.
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: Warsh not my FED chair
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: 🥭said in October that he had been offered a donation of steel worth $37 million, though he did not name the donor.
That announcement came just two days before the White House announced a tariff exemption that would benefit ArcelorMittal's Canadian plant.
Lmao.
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Someone has played too much Age of Empires.
[+5] u/yushey__: Ngl I swear everyone here actually gambles big. Like not even baby money either.
[+5] u/SubduedWeed: Gandhi wouldn't have let things go this far.
[+5] u/Huat-Ah-Huat: lol.. how is the fruit man going to stop Iran from toll-ing the strait?
One has leverage the other seems to realize what he signs up for.. 😅
[+5] u/Waste-Head7963: NEWS JUST IN:
THE US GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO AUTOMATICALLY REGISTER MEN AGED 18-25 FOR THE US MILITARY DRAFT BY THE END OF 2026.
[+5] u/Master-Stranger8908: Is 🥭 speaking at 6? Thought I saw that somewhere
[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: He is just preparing for the weekend. Just a warm up for all the madness he will post after Friday market close
[+5] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: let me guess. bears get raped again tomorrow?
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: What's the best way to overcome doubting your play?
[+5] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: TSLA going under 300 tomorrow while Elon is tweeting everyday and not giving a single fuck.
[+5] u/tomato232: Have RDDT and MSFT bottomed?
[+5] u/Dectane12345: No crying in the casino
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Wee daddy! Another ride on the ceasefire-go-round!
[+5] u/E39_CBX: Why do I feel like there’s a strong chance Tehran is carpet bombed or nuked this weekend?
[+5] u/chikenbeer: Don’t worry guys money don’t matter we all die anyway
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: Anyone got a lazyboy /recliner sofa and is it worth it over a nice normal sofa?
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: I speak for all the bers when I say this, bol r fok
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine being a Top 1% commenter
[+5] u/heresmykey: JPOW was telling you to **BUY BUY BUY** last week when he said the energy shock is *transitory*
[+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Quintupled down on puts. Odds are not good. Options port in shambles after a March for the ages
[+5] u/Kickboy21: I’m balls deep in MSFT and it pains me to see this piece of shit red when every other stock is green as fuck
[+5] u/mikeytho1: Could've taken my gains for the day and fucked off but NOOOO, I just had to take a retarded trade with 25 minutes to close and end the day red. I'll never change.
[+5] u/FangCopperscale: [insert whatever bad historical event] it’s priced in.
[+5] u/rashfordsaltyballs: 0dte calls duh. Always is and always has been. Stonks only go up
[+5] u/SoothingWafer: I miss MS paint threads detailing how much money I would make via stick figures and dollar sign bags.
[+5] u/Bright-Anxiety4586: Hopeful Amzn, meta and nbis continue their run.
[+5] u/Jimbob404error: AI will not replace software companies
[+5] u/jyohnyb: Up tomor. Down next week. Possibly the opposite of that also
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩
➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩
➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩
➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
[+5] u/jamieperkins9999: Anthropic advancement destroying SAAS
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: i can't get diagnosed with diabetes if I don't go to the doctors...
[+5] u/LorenzoVonMatterh0rn: 2M at 30 easy, one can reasonably retire on that shit
[+5] u/bearwithme23: do I still have a crippling cocaine addiction
[+24] u/bobby_stackz: Nothing is funnier than "traders" who have 12 monitors and 376 stop losses studying the macd rsi and moving averages only to get wiped in 8 minutes
[+22] u/ajibtunes: Just in : Iran says the delegation has not gone to Islamabad and won’t go unless Lebanon is included in the ceasefire
[+18] u/JohanLiebert92: 🥭 again: Iran is doing a very poor job, dishonorable some would say, of allowing Oil to go through the Strait of Hormuz. That is not the agreement we have!
a bit retarded he's just realising this now, wtf have him and his cronies been doing all this time?
[+15] u/_darklight___: If you believe the ceasefire boy do I got news for you
[+15] u/avdvetf: kind of hilarious murica lost yet another war
[+14] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Reddit engineers are doing a very poor job, dishonorable some would say, of keeping the app working. This is not the agreement we have!
[+14] u/avdvetf: just pour the oil into the strait, let it flow out naturally
[+14] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: Everyone’s to busy wondering why the fuck Melania said what she said
[+13] u/slimeystevebob: I hope Iran asks Vance whether he even said thank you.
[+13] u/WayDry848: WHITE HOUSE WARNED STAFF LAST MONTH ABOUT FUTURES & PREDICTION MARKET BETS AMID IRAN WAR: WSJ
how nice
[+13] u/YungIrv: Whatever you think is gonna happen tomorrow just be sure to do the opposite.
[+13] u/gayforgoblin: Tired of this 9 to 5 bullshit
[+12] u/Playful-Sorbet5201: Every part of me says to be bearish, so calls it is
[+11] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Anyone else seeing this rate limit nonsense in the app? Puts on RDDT
[+11] u/LazyImprovement9160: So is the market still high on hopium?
[+11] u/spreadbetfred: All this military spending to still not win.
Jesus fucking fuck
[+11] u/bigmeatbag: Dishonorable says the dude that assassinated the leader of a sovereign nation and bombed a girls school.
[+11] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Till all poots expire worthless
[+10] u/ClarkFable: It’s like a regarded 80s movie where Tango must keep SPY between 600 and 700 or lose his entire fortune, so he resorts to increasingly regarded maneuvers to keep it that way.
[+10] u/Ok-Piano8789: 5:00.001pm friday ET ceasefire broken, 5:59.999pm ET sunday ceasefire back on
[+10] u/TickTockTaudit: I hope each and every one of you gets laid this weekend, and it’s great.
[+10] u/karamkka: So the inflationary effect of all this shit is priced in with nasdaq 3-4% off ath and climbing? Motherfuckers don’t remember everything in this country is shipped on a god damn truck?
[+10] u/Commercial-District1: I don’t mean to brag, but I did NOT lose money today 😮💨
[+10] u/trothechemist: [Removed by put options]
[+10] u/Ok_GAINZ: a fed hike wont fix inflation from an oil supply shock.
[+10] u/avdvetf: "I am pleased to Announce that the Government of Iran has agreed to share proceeds from their toll on the Straight, very Generously, to the construction of our Large and Fabulous ballroom. It will be the greatest ballroom in the history of our Great nation. Thank you for your Attention in this matter."
[+10] u/JaraxxusPS4: Just print money at this point. No one even cares anymore
[+10] u/BoostMobileGuy: Weekend approaching and 🥭getting impatient to blow some more shit up
[+9] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Why Meletonia talking about Jefe? File dump about to drop?
[+9] u/Traditional-Koala927: It's not full port if I have eight dollars buying power left
[+9] u/music_is_gud: The DOW waited for Bondi to get fired to start pumping lol
[+9] u/ShopWhileHungry: "Stop it, I'm super cereal 😡" 🥭
[+9] u/sharpyz: I'm grilling some Carne asada 😋
[+9] u/grantern2: [Removed by Reddit due to discussing profitable options trading strategies]
[+9] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Bessent manipulating oil so it will only goes to the direction that mango wants to
[+9] u/SevereResolution1288: Can you believe that one day, some of you will look back at these days as the good old times?
[+9] u/cripky: Everyday keeps getting worse and worse >!for bers!<
[+9] u/wbradford00: Israel will do whatever it can to torpedo negotiations: Analyst
Do we really need an analyst to tell us this? Lol
[+9] u/Aware_Secret_8910: I was a bear until today. I have developed the absolute conviction that nothing can stop this market. We might never see another red day in our lifetimes.
[+8] u/Lolsmileyface13: no worse feeling than when you're bagholding a shit stock and watching everything else go up, including the stock you sold at a loss to buy your shit stock
[+8] u/blockchainkitty: Iran rejects talks amid Israel's Lebanon attacks as US backs away from ceasefire inclusion
[+8] u/Glum-Pen6973: bulls always win, calls every single day from now on
[+8] u/JohanLiebert92: 🥭 “There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now!”
they really didn't read the ceasefire did they? lmao even the Iran PMs literally have it stuck on their twitter accounts
[+8] u/Madsen13140: BACO .Bers Always Chicken Out
[+8] u/CosecSecCot: The market may never drop again.
[+8] u/longGERN: Just spent $120 on a chicken nugget
[+8] u/_dCkO: I don’t like to brag, but I’ve got NVO averaged at $140 💅
[+8] u/hallett21: There are so many puts lol. We may see 660 or 690 tomorrow
[+8] u/shmito17: Folks - institutional support was at the 55 EMA and we’re above it. This still has legs to go up more. CPI won’t do shit tomorrow.
[+8] u/PulIthEld: Eventually they aren't going to price stocks at prices peasants can afford.
[+8] u/avdvetf: melania knows what happened to ivana
[+8] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Someone needs to study the phenomena where Texas drivers drop 37 iq points when stuff falls from the sky
[+7] u/wenxuan2: Bottom might actually be in
[+7] u/crohns4cannabis: Didn’t do much today. Haven’t found any plays to get excited about. Every time I make moves to make moves I lose money.
[+7] u/Pie_Dealer_co: So okay its obvious this truce is not being kept by Israel attacking Lebanon. Iran is now not allowing tankers to pass and the Taco Boy says Iran is being dishonorable.
I don't know for you guys but why is this truce not called void already?
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Stonks go up, stonks go down. Tendies for me and you, but none for ber, not even one.
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: Anyone else get annoyed when an ai wall of garbage that doesn’t even make sense gets upvoted as if it’s the voice of reason?
[+7] u/bandofshepherds: MSFT getting ready to take the belt off the pants 👖 💥🏏
[+7] u/sytena10: Melania sounds guilty AF
and regarded. Anyone think she's on WSB?
[+7] u/Thin_Response_2689: Listened to these regard bers here and sold a lot of stocks now the market is near ATH never listening to a ber again
[+7] u/wendysdumpstr: morning puts for cpi dump tomorrow then into calls
[+7] u/User0198888: Hm Saturday seems like it’s a day for opportunity but it requires me to hold over the weekend and not enjoy my weekend.
Ok I’m in.
[+7] u/avdvetf: mango must be seething the market no longer cares what he tweets
[+6] u/auroraavm: The fake pump cycles have been getting longer before they become exit liquidity.
[+6] u/SimplyLuka: If $SPY can hit $660, I will make $250k 😭. I don’t see why tomorrow isn’t a dump day, Isreal is sending rockets again, there’s mines in the sea, something hit Kuwait, Iran refuses ceasefire without Lebanon, Lebanon is shooting rockets, Isreal wants to fight, I ran out of toilet paper etc… but hey you know what I’ll wake up to SPY probably being pumped to the moon because why not. It’s just how the game works.
[+6] u/music_is_gud: 🌈 🐻 getting anal tunneled like there is no tomorrow
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: I never paid attention to 🥭's Twitter during his first term.
Was he this fucking compulsive back then, too?
[+6] u/-TrueFacts-: bol flag consolidating for the next leg up, but bers still having PTSD from the last leg up 🤣
[+6] u/SirBuysHighALot: SanDisk did another 10%?
[+6] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Meta is called meta because their model relies on bot content generated from bots that stole data from other bots interacting with bots.
Bots all the way down
[+6] u/PomegranateLow4822: Buy high sell higher
[+6] u/slimeystevebob: Negotiating the terms of the negotiations.
Peace talk talks going well.
[+6] u/Dr_Vibe_Check: Too many convinced we’re crashing, or just too deep into puts. 687 gonna hit easy tomorrow
[+6] u/Fineous40: What day this month does the world run out of gas?
[+6] u/bendraw: If the stock market has taught me anything, it's that the spice must flow.
[+6] u/avdvetf: imagine thinking you can out negotiate persians with JD
[+6] u/Fit-Frosting-7144: No it's a bull market, you're safe. Just be carefully and only buy far OTM calls 🤙
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Israel agrees to 4 hour ceasefire
[+5] u/tika_dengu: 🌽 is ripping, bers should delete their apps and have a lie in tomorrow.
[+5] u/PhotoSpheres: Plz Mr. President just say something stupid, just one more time, I missed the rebound, I can’t buy in now 😭😭
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: For anyone who needs a good laugh, I bought INTC puts when it was at 47 🤡
[+5] u/kemar7856: I know this sounds silly but when I see a guy come out of a Jeep it just seems wrong
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Fragile truce about to break- signed 🥭
[+5] u/edave22: Boutta sell 50 shares of $SPY and cause an economic collapse
[+5] u/OptionGamble: Bears typing out some logical and well thought out information. Bulls just buy calls and win
[+5] u/GentrifiedStake: There's been this rumor going around about me for a while. It's true but no one can really prove it. My wife just told all of her friends she wasn't involved with it at all. Is this good?
[+5] u/PulIthEld: >Iran to Accept Bitcoin for Strait of Hormuz Transit as Ceasefire Takes Hold
hahahaha. you fucking dipshits who think Bitcoin is fake money.
[+5] u/61742: I went to bed -0.20% and woke up +0.62%, did anything happen??
[+5] u/Poor_Life-choices: Have a sneaking suspicion my 630s expiring tomorrow may finish out of the money
[+5] u/tidjou: CPI tomorrow morning. Have you said Thank you tho
[+5] u/SaltyKrew: Are they still eating cat and dogs?
[+5] u/Thin_Response_2689: Fear mongering bers made so many people lose money smh
[+5] u/IslandExact429: .5% GDP growth
Is wild. Absolutely wild. The capex is literally oxygen to the fire. It’s not even growth at this point
[+5] u/Normal_Tap3021: Is the gay of hormuz lubed up and ready to go?
[+5] u/Fit-Frosting-7144: It took me 5 minutes to read that fuckin truth on these low IQ individuals..
[+5] u/hallett21: 90 deals 90 days. 90 Nukes.
[+5] u/Just_Learned_This: Conductor, we have a problem
[+5] u/Jaysler87: MSFT with the comeback?!
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Microsoft DD: $420 at next earnings.
April 13-17: Microsoft at CHI 2026. Leading international conference on Human-Computer interactions.
April 21-23: Microsoft 365 Community Conference. Focusing on the future of “intelligent work” and Copilot integration within Office apps.
April 29: Q3 2026 Earnings. Microsoft likely to discuss the “real world” adoption rates of their AI services.
All this to say I’m hoping MSFT will be building some hype over the next month into earnings. Calls.
[+5] u/kakacha: Monday after your puts expire like the rest of ours.
[+5] u/Any_Refrigerator2330: 7 days green for SPY. It's just crazy!!
!banbet
[+5] u/Slabbed1738: Software getting pummeled, but analysts aren't even revising eps forecasts lower, nor were these companies missing. Some had unrealistic PEs, but a lot of those are pretty reasonable now. Wonder how far off the bottom is
[+5] u/Glum-Pen6973: bears have to hope for bad news that only takes SPY down -0.02%
bulls just have to wait 5 minutes and their calls double 😂😂😂
[+5] u/BoostMobileGuy: Mexico got universal health care before us 🤯
[+5] u/SugarPhoenix: Serious question, looking for responses.
If you **did not own housing prior to 2020** how could you possibly think JPOW was a good Fed Chair?
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: I’m pretty sure nothing has changed since last week other than some tweets. Oh, there’s a giant 6-weeks of product supply destruction that is ongoing and about to fuck everyone. NBD.
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: so much energy and resources wasted on retarded ai slop LMAO
[+5] u/TimingEzaBitch: Other players may be unable to hear you. The behavior score in your last behavior report has fallen below 6000 and your communication privileges have been temporarily revoked.
[+5] u/davidbigham: I stopped following the news. Stock just goes up .
[+5] u/Massive-Assistant387: T2 is at it again:
[https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116377109535639790](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116377109535639790)
[+5] u/EyeSea7923: "Tonight we will dine on bear soup"
[+5] u/avdvetf: odds the ceasefire lasts over the weekend?
[+5] u/fen-q: All i know is the moment i buy calls, we would tank 10% within 5 minutes
[+5] u/4sKompany: If you count truth social, yes
[+5] u/JakeColorCarton: I can fill you up for free
[+5] u/avdvetf: the fact is AI is the future, humans are slop
[+23] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: 🥭 is so far gone it's unreal
[+18] u/burrowed_greentext: people r generally happier around attractive people
whether platonic or romantic
so if u r not hitting the gym today
u r actively worsening everyone else's day
[+13] u/sanndman: It appears the msft copilot was left behind in iran.
[+12] u/VeryMercurial: 🌮 says Oil still not passing through Hormuz as expected
Market: STILL DONT CARE. WE ONLY GO DOWN WHEN NUKES FLY
[+12] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude literally fuck MSFT. Stupid ass fucking stock can't go up to save its fucking life.
Why the fuck is the entirety of the MAG7 gang up BIG yesterday and today. And fucking MSFT was down like 1.5% at the low today.
Literally what the fuck.
META has been hammered with big ticket lawsuits, and it recovered from 520 to 620 in a week.
MSFT literally bleeds day after fucking day, and it's at it's april 2025 "Liberation day" lows.
Actually what the fuck dude.
[+11] u/SlipperyToots: Tomorrow dump 1.5% on CPI news and Monday dump 2% on news that ceasefire has been called off, heard it here first
[+11] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Tomorrow is Friday which means I’m getting paid
Edit: nvm I’m unemployed
[+11] u/necarpenter417: Djt showing snuff films now?
[+10] u/Useful_Donut6789: imagine oil and spy pumping past ath in lock step
[+9] u/zeebee098: I don’t give a shit if you take GLP1s but the ads are annoying as fuck already
[+9] u/burrowed_greentext: watching The Big Short was the single worst thing to ever happen to most of you bers
[+9] u/Waiting4Reccession: Lmao truth social only has 6 million active users?
So maybe like 1 mil actual users and the rest are bots.
No wonder this turd of a stock pumped and has been dumping since the election
[+9] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Crazy how how SaS has gotten completely rekt off pure speculation lol
[+9] u/slamtt: Can’t wait until we get a mega hot CPI and somehow the market still goes up.
Mods might actually need to post the hotline.
[+9] u/shindiggaa: 🥭 🌮 tomorrow and actually does the nukes just to keep us on our toes
[+9] u/9tacos: Art of the Epic Fail 🤡
[+9] u/zlordbeats: and just like that wow the market decided it doesn’t care about middle east wars anymore
[+8] u/Salty-Bar-1975: So market totally ignored PCE today
[+8] u/Same_College2053: 🥭 sending out breakup text level tweets today
[+8] u/harryburton420: are you guys ready to see PLTR hit 120 tomorrow
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: Scam Altman months ago: I'll find someone to buy your shares...
>OpenAI shares struggle to find buyers as investors shift to Anthropic
[+8] u/Cockballzz: BELIEVE IT OR NOT MSFT CALLS
[+8] u/JellyfishLarge3794: That's what she said
[+7] u/John___Miller___: I’m thinking big threat from Trump tomorrow night after market close.
[+7] u/Ok_Bar231: It‘s tragic, I was always a red-printing bull and never touched puts - I changed - now I’m a red-printing bear. I need a candle light dinner with my shotgun at this point
[+7] u/userusery24: Open the fuckin’ casino you crazy bastards
[+7] u/corporalboobs: AXTI and QQQ puts, USO calls. Gonna watch my account go to zero one trade at a time. Thanks 🌮
[+7] u/Shot-Ground-9898: RDDT full of META hating virgins. Zuck going to make these pimple faced META haters choke on his nuts 😂
[+7] u/yyn1999: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+7] u/JonRadian: your guess is as good as mine
[+7] u/selfdiagnoseddeath: You guys are severely underestimating the risk of a kraken attack.
[+7] u/necarpenter417: My wife just said i was pretty...pretty gay. Im wrecked
[+7] u/unikuenobody: Not looking good for my puts.
[+7] u/CDov: The news on Iran is fake an ghey
[+6] u/jazzgrackle: Remember: if you make money it means you’re a genius trader.
If you lose money it means the market is being manipulated.
[+6] u/ten7four: Not gonna lie, if we do have an oil shock in the next few weeks (which, from everything I've been reading, seems guaranteed), I would think that the reality of it would hit SPY hard and growth stocks even harder. Market may be a scam for now but I think it'll be impossible to ignore once it starts affecting everyone
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: dolls special detail resolute screw truck reach breeze school quickest
[+6] u/idontknow1967: Guys it’s not hard:
Four day strength training: pull, legs, rest, push, legs.
Cardio 5 of the 7 days
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Bulls acting right now just like bears did at 630...
[+6] u/yyn1999: Too many bers Here. Higher for longer
[+6] u/unikuenobody: "CaPeX cApEx CaPeX" 🎓
[+6] u/twenty_three_three: People not recognizing that the actual populace of the gulf supports Iran and opposes the bullshit in Lebanon. These states are going to be in full fledged arab spring if they keep supporting Israel/USA.
Surely bullish, popular uprisings will help the oil output that isn't even happening.
[+6] u/sl3azebag: I’m in 50 682 calls for tmrw. Am I retarded?
[+6] u/Dry_Philosophy6148: Can’t wait until Gold, SPY, and USO all go up 2% tomorrow
[+6] u/twenty_three_three: reminder that economic conditions can go to shit while markets keep going up. Turkish equities were by far the best wealth vehicle during their catastrophic inflation and economic stagnation that lasted years.
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: I’m a fucking addict man I need the casino to open already
[+6] u/twenty_three_three: Equity prices aren't allowed to go down anymore. Not since Larry Summer's brilliant QE strat. If it takes a complete devaluation of all savings and earnings, that's a price our leaders are willing to take.
We'll have 6 months dump followed by a decade of aths.
[+6] u/w33dw1zard420: Cuck cash buyers vs. chad futures sellers
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Trump lowkey says lowkey
[+6] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Shorted SNDK let’s see how it pans out
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: I'm looking for a girl that have good fashion sense which is why I learned to be fashionable at a young age to attract these type of girls. Maybe I should loiter around Parsons to get these fashion girlies.
[+6] u/OilBull: The cyclicality of memory is breaking. Leaked memo going around the street that the shortage is becoming exponentially worse. MU and SNDK going to 5x by the time Anthropic controls the government
[+6] u/WasPunished: Guess intel is just going up indefinitely
[+6] u/wrongrobertpatrick: just explained supermarket sweep to my 30 year old girlfriend and now I feel super old
[+6] u/Jdom666: she’s a 10 because i love her
[+6] u/Frosty-Pea-4577: what kind of question is that I just sat down
[+6] u/vwboyaf1: He just did. He says Iran is not living up to the deal.
[+6] u/Ok_Judgment_9529: Premarket will turn red, only to quickly turn green once the market opens and JD meets with the Iranians on a couch in Pakistan.
[+6] u/Dry-Syrup-882: So we can all point and laugh at bears
[+5] u/FriedCheeseSanga: Can someone please explain to me why atm puts 2 months out is a bad idea? Even if negotiations go well i cant see how we get through this unscathed. Markets almost back to ath and the global economy is in a way worse place than even 3 months ago
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: No ships moving saves a lot of diesel
[+5] u/2020isgreat: What happens if the strait just never opens but the market just doesn't care a complete decoupling
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Now every time I see the word shorts my mind immediately goes to trading shorts, this is getting out of hand
[+5] u/Time_Independence355: ok, how low are we going tommorow? 670? 660? Surely we can't go up 8 days in a row with oil at 100?!!
[+5] u/avengeds12345: Intel singlehandedly helped my portfolio to almost breakeven
[+5] u/Curious-Visual4525: Serious question! How much longer of this war can the US economy actually handle?
[+5] u/Few_Dealer6977: SPY 650 tmr pls 🙏🏼🙏🏼
[+5] u/9tacos: These fat pills are no longer working for me 😒
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: The goal is to earn $100 off Reddit shitposts then YOLO that into 0DTEs for 10,000% profit then roll that into 0DTEs for 10,000% profit again.
Then you evade taxes and flee to the jungles of Honduras.
That’s how you become a millionaire off shitposts.
[+5] u/rcantu314: Will we finally get a green Friday. It’s been 84 years since the last one
[+5] u/aka_crashoverride: It's ok to hold, just don't shake more than 3 times.
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: If you love holding bags sure
[+5] u/dehmos: What you’re sensing is chatter. There’s chatter because this is a zoo. That is all you can logical deduce from the noise.
[+5] u/Farttroll: Time to trade sideways again until next earnings season.
"Is AI increasing productivity yet? No? Ok, flat until next Q"
[+5] u/LossMax: I bought puts and I always buy calls only
[+5] u/thejourneymanfm2024: Thoughts on the CPI report tomorrow? I assume it’ll come in hot but will that affect markets? So far fundamentals haven’t meant shit shit week.
[+5] u/TractorsTrains: Bailouts as though Oprah was handing them out.
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Hey ber DONT forget no pickles
[+5] u/__nameless____: You forgot the low IQ parts lmao
[+22] u/Loan-Pickle: Have you noticed that every time Anthropic or OpenAI release a new model they toute it as the most dangerous world changing thing and then it turns out to be meh.
[+20] u/WillingCommittee: if the market doesn't go down big tomorrow, it's all over for me boys. come visit me under the local bridge, bring bread please
[+19] u/Level_Counter3062: My wife is doing a very poor job, dishonorable some would say, of telling me to stop doing options. That is not the agreement we have!
[+17] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Thought people were joking when they said mango posted gore on his social media. Nope, he actually just posted a video of a woman being beaten to death by a hammer. Very cool times we live in!
[+17] u/Sam_Vicious2: Damn these comments for making me lookup the video trump posted… good lord
[+16] u/Ok-Session6679: How tf is oil not up more
[+15] u/Independent_Ad1086: >BREAKING: Trump says Iran is doing a “very poor job” of upholding its agreement to allow oil through the Strait of Hormuz.
Who could've seen this coming? well, everyone since it is FRIDAY!
[+14] u/Tay_Tay86: The US stock market has to be the most retarded thing I've ever laid eyes on.
Other markets get scrutinized but US is basically a vibe quest
[+14] u/Schmidtys: some of us use this thread to speak into the void like a schizo me included
[+14] u/QuantrixQuintrix: I wonder how wsb ends. At some point, some day, the last bot will comment and no bot will respond.
[+14] u/Felix_Aterni: The pentagon is allegedly threatening the vatican with military action.
"Praise be to Allah“ 🥭
[+14] u/PeeOnDusk: “A STUPID man covers his BALLS when running naked through a CROWD, a WISE man COVERS his face!”
-Don Tzu, Art of the Deal
[+13] u/SSMST: are uhh,,, snuff films posted by our president… uhh… bullish…
[+13] u/Tay_Tay86: Ships still not moving. Only Iranian oil is going through the strait
[+12] u/WingedScapula420: Can SPY just open at 650 as though this week never happened?
[+12] u/twostroke1: I really don’t give a flying dick if the market goes up or down, as long as I’m on the winning side of the trade.
[+12] u/Valkorion335786: *NETANYAHU'S CORRUPTION TRIAL WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY DUE TO THE END OF THE STATE OF EMERGENCY IMPOSED BY THE IRAN WAR.*
Ok so puts at close tomorrow lmao
[+12] u/WSB-mods-are-: Imagine losing a coin toss 5 out of 5 days a week
[+12] u/TopTrey9: War, oil, tariffs… blah blah blah…
The real story people aren’t really paying attention to is AI automating away human labor. I can tell you firsthand we are just getting started. It’s already replacing real jobs, real workflows, right now. I work at a very large fortune 50 company and it’s wild what happening right now. Everyone’s distracted by headlines while the biggest economic shift in human history is happening under the surface…the argument that the “pie” will just get bigger for everyone. Over abundance!!..Bullshit…we are automating human intelligence…I could see upwards of 30% unemployment within 3 years. It’s really not funny what’s happening to humanity and people are just head in the sand about it all.
[+11] u/twostroke1: Why don’t the ships just pay the toll to Iran and then do a chargeback on their credit card after they get past?
Are they retarded or something?
[+11] u/Bravadette: > Israel: no ceasefire
> air raids across Israel, hezbollah launching missiles
> Vix: 😴
[+10] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: \*BESSENT SUMMONED WALL STREET CEOS TO DISCUSS ANTHROPIC’S MYTHOS
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: "Guys no way the CPI report going to be that hot"
(Enter Ana de Armas in a summer dress walking up to the podium to read it)
[+10] u/Equivalent-Quail138: I don't know what's funnier, writing a long social media post seething about people but saying "nobody's talking about them" or hosting a spontaneous press conference to deny allegations at the exact point they are starting to fade. Nothing is real, SPY 700.
[+10] u/Tay_Tay86: Strait still closed. USA has declared a 40th total absolute never seen before victory
[+9] u/strip_club_dj: Truth social to become the next liveleak.
[+9] u/Thotmas01: Gonna be too hungover to trade tomorrow.
God damn I love you retards. It’s a constant shitheap of terrible ideas, shitposts, unhinged risks, and the oddest combination of genuine intelligence confined to three sentences. Y’all are the sort of autists a man 300 years ago could only hope to meet once in a lifetime instead of every day.
[+9] u/LeftBullTesty: > mango post snuff
> SPY sees a green candle
they really weren’t kidding when they said the market runs on our blood, sweat and tears.
[+9] u/OsamaBagHolding: I just pray that Iran doesn't do something drastic to our secret military and nuclear headquarters in the LinkedIn HQ
[+9] u/Level_Counter3062: SPY higher than when the war started, I don't know even know what to think anymore
[+9] u/yeedub: Retail needs a crash they're jacked to the tits on puts
[+9] u/Thotmas01: Iran quite obviously has not agreed to his terms for a ceasefire and we obviously organized the ceasefire using Pakistan as a patsy. The tweet edit history was just sloppy. If anyone with two unoccupied brain cells to rub together takes a look at the last week, they’ll see that we have effectively retreated from the strait for the moment. He can’t tolerate that imagery for reasons not germane to an understanding of financial markets.
The key part then is the “what is he doing” that you’re poking at. We still see that troops are being moved to the Middle East. I suspect that supplies are also being moved to the Middle East. Frankly I expect that the ceasefire was an excuse to buy time for continued operations after the establishment of a supply chain.
TLDR; oil prolly gonna go back up. Neither the us nor Iran really gives a fuck about the ceasefire. The rest of oil and desalination plants in the middle east are high risk rn.
[+8] u/claytondpark: Am speechless at what's happening to the software stocks. Some are sellingoff like they're going outta biz ☠️
[+8] u/Zimoula: Clown market, went from 678.54 to almost back 680 in post market in an hour on no news
[+8] u/Rosebunse: You know what always looked comfy? The fighting clothes from DBZ. They always looked so breathable and comfy
[+8] u/carpetmagicianlaughs: People who bought $MSFT are LOSERS. People who bought $META and $NFLX like me are WINNERS
[+8] u/patricktu1258: I should’ve left this sub because those 1M+ gain porn hurt my soul
[+8] u/Relative-Buyer7360: i like that no one is talking about sandisk
[+8] u/Tay_Tay86: **OIL IS UP AGAIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER**
[+8] u/Walking72: White House staff received email warning them not to place bets on prediction markets, officials say.
---
Probably something like, "Make sure you do *not* bet on the ceasefire this week, wink wink"
[+8] u/Naewind: We may have seen the last red day of the decade.
[+7] u/jmc774: Some men just want to watch the toilet paper burn
[+7] u/eyerollingsex: Over the years, I’ve learned a lot of small business is just withholding information and ripping people off
[+7] u/Think-Tea-8074: Why don’t we just take Iran and push it somewhere else?
[+7] u/Dangerous-Ad9962: Does LITE ever go down?
[+7] u/Theleniel: The Intel rally is just so disgusting. Such tilt to have gone short too soon. I hate these rallies that seem to have infinite energy when you went short.
[+7] u/andrewe92: I’m ordering a cease-trading! 🤝
[+7] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: Japanese PM def a skin walker. She look scary asf
[+7] u/LabyrinthLayers: I remember thinking I was buying an overinflated stock SNDK @ 220 lmaooo
[+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: \*ANTHROPIC WEIGHS DESIGNING ITS OWN AI CHIPS: REUTERS
[+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Powell and Bessent just met with Wall Street CEOs to warn them about Anthropic's Mythos model.
The two highlighted the potential cybersecurity risks it and other future models like it could pose to the financial system.
[+7] u/Schmidtys: what if we took the national debt and put it on red
[+7] u/Available_Way_355: SNDK investors up 26x this year meanwhile you are still holding MSFT bags from 2021 that even CoPilot is telling you to cut loose
[+7] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Why is Trump scorching Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens and Alex Jones on Twitter? He even said Macron's wife, who Candace Owens said is a man, is way better looking than Candace could ever be.
[+7] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: Am I gone insane or is a meal costing $25 for McDonald’s combo with poutine a bit pricy?
Also, is $18 for an A and W burger kinda high. Can’t tell if I’m poor now or we’re in the same boat?
[+7] u/Mycologist-Active: -10% overnight +5% 3 am +30% 6 am
[+7] u/-rigga: Graham Stephan the type to lose a remote control then ask "If I was a control where would I be"
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: we are living in the golden age of deleting all your socials
[+7] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: AMD will be above $300 in the next 6 months. Don’t shoot the messenger
[+6] u/MainCartoonist2518: We reach all time highs tomorrow bc I feel like it.
[+6] u/UnicornMilking: 🥭 just posted an NSFL video wtaf lmao
[+6] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I think so many people probably got puts for tmr cuz of cpi. So they jus gonna pin the price all day
[+6] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/09/retail-traders-sold-wednesdays-rally-they-arent-buying-iran-ceasefire-.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/09/retail-traders-sold-wednesdays-rally-they-arent-buying-iran-ceasefire-.html)
[+6] u/broke_person: Need 🥭 to announce a second ceasefire so we can blast past 700. Thanks
[+6] u/Quartertipsy: Hang on to your panties boys, she's goin down
[+6] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: Stonks always go up forever
[+6] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: I don't understand. Why doesn't JPowell just put the US Treasury in SNDK and have infinite money? No need for taxes.
[+6] u/_UFOctopus: It's crazy that when it's bullish it's bullish, but when it's bearish it's bullish
[+6] u/pandadrizzle: Is 🥭posting murder videos bullish or nah?
[+6] u/hadizadam: Gotta find the right mentors in life y'all
[+6] u/poopieuser909: market's unstable, oil's prices up, fuck it im buying SPY 750$ end of month
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: It's the simple things in life: sunsets, hearing the birds chirp, getting pegged by a goth chick in doc martens...food for the soul
[+6] u/EducationalCicada: Pray for the Mangotollah.
[+6] u/MagicJuggler: I sold a put on corn. Not the crypto, the actual crop. Let's see what happens next.
[+6] u/Get_dat_money: "Whitehouse reps state Friday's CPI report will show inflation is fucking done, best inflation numbers we have ever seen, God gave us the lowest inflation, and jpow should man the fuck up and cut some rates"
[+6] u/poopy_wizard132: Advanced Money Destroyer
[+6] u/DonCenote: Has Melania been in a K hole for the last year and 4 months?
[+6] u/ShitStainStoop: Probably gonna hold puts over the weekend, I don’t think talks happen
[+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: Maybe it turns evil and finally tanks the market
[+5] u/gul_bil: I suppose its not entirely impossible that by insider-trading he & merry band of cronies may have accumulated sufficient funds to basically algo the market by themselves. And/or that bers/bols basically have a trench warfare situation on the market.
But yes I hope he hates it.
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: When the oil shock hits we´ll still get the earnings from before the shock, which will cushion the effect. When there is an actual impact on earnings people will say it´s less than expected. If the impact gets higher the market will say the worst is behind us.
[+5] u/tombrady011235: State farm's commercial budget is bigger than gamestop's EBITDA
[+5] u/Reindeer-Electrical: PUT all my money in to the trash can and hope a leprechaun shows up on a rainbow. 🌈💵
[+5] u/Meakmoney1: Is this “peace” in the room
With us now?
[+5] u/doernotspeaker: ffs, my NOW $86 csp will be assigned. I will be the owner of 400 shares.
[+5] u/Noble_Bastard: Tech bros programming other tech bros out of high paying jobs just feels good man. Keep it up dipshits.
[+5] u/Canadianinvestor1997: I genuinely hope people buying Tesla right now lose every fucking penny
[+5] u/Suspicious-Return809: Dementia and narcissism is one helluva combo
[+5] u/xeuropa: What time is World Peace tomorrow🕺💃🕺💃
[+5] u/General-Giraffe9092: Listen.
What if the US just insider traded its way out of debt?
No really, a giant US government, anonymous polymarket guru.
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: I’m starting to think some of yall just say CapEx because you think it sounds smart
[+5] u/my_garagegym_name: What if she has been for 10 years?
[+5] u/FearlessStatement144: Numbers don’t matter. Ceasefires or not don’t matter. Market only wants to go up.
[+5] u/jonneh: Bro what kind of model is this?? 😭😭
> (WSJ) -- Anthropic Mythos model scare sparks urgent Bessent, Powell warning to bank CEOs
>
>Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell summoned Wall Street leaders to an urgent meeting on concerns that the latest artificial intelligence model from Anthropic PBC will usher in an era of greater cyber risk.
[+5] u/gayteemo: wow, claude just shitposted for me! it's over for us
[+5] u/_Fibbles_: Where is the '*What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 9, 2026*' thread? You can't just skip an episode, how am I supposed to know what's going on? Is cashflow_ really visualmod's long lost twin brother?
[+5] u/MainCartoonist2518: He's on a truth spree guys watch out!!
[+16] u/Ninja_Cooter: SNDK must stand for suckin dick bc I know that stock price is way too high just for some USB flash drives
[+16] u/Rock_or_Rol: Being a bear sucks 😂 it takes 4 weeks for the market to sell off and 2 days for it to be bought back up
[+16] u/Fhyzikz: The bullishness in here is off the charts. Never have I ever been more positive that this is a dead cat bounce
[+15] u/RoyalFail6: If you want to confuse your enemy, read the Art of War.
If you want to confuse yourself, read the Art of the Deal. 😮💨
[+13] u/Anonymustafar: > Hot CPI Incoming
> Even hotter PPI next week
> Ceasefire breakdown looking more likely by the minute
> FOMC meeting EOM
ITS GONNA GET SPICY!!🌶️
[+13] u/the_mind_goblin1: bears PLEASE tell me you didnt QUINTUPLE down!!! that would be very bad!!!
[+12] u/gen_x_og_0DTE: today's action indicated there are no sellers rn. CPI print may send it mooning.
[+12] u/FeverTreeCloud: #Drinking until I am too drunk to even type anything in this sub 🥃
[+12] u/Late_Echo1453: #BREAKING NEWS:
I farted
[+12] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears crying staring at the market
[+11] u/Prince_Chunk: I completely fumbled this epic week.
[+11] u/hayleybts: SPY on a 7 day winning streak, damn
[+11] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I need money to fuel my gambling addiction
[+11] u/hermeskino715: Damn...I can smell the cooked numbers for tomorrow from here
[+11] u/No-Sympathy-686: Stop fucking pumping
[+11] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Market has moved up enough that I will now buy
[+11] u/Few_Astronaut5230: rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
[+10] u/hermeskino715: At this rate, hit SPY 700 tomorrow.
Who would have thought that the 1 thing that was keeping SPY from hitting it was low gas prices lmao
[+10] u/Hwangoutpltr: She's a 4, but she can leak key data
[+10] u/PimpCforlife: i cant believe a statement from the slimiest snakiest mfer netanyahu can manipulate markets. i wouldn't trust him to tell me what time it is
[+10] u/Retaining-Wall: Bruh should be sleeping or working and he's out there posting LiveLeak ass shit.
[+10] u/DeezCodeNutz: This "ATH", is it in the room with us now?
[+9] u/mackey88: He is really mad at Iran:
“Iran is doing a very poor job, dishonorable some would say, of allowing Oil to go through the Strait of Hormuz. That is not the agreement we have!”
“There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now!”
[+9] u/Key-Jaguar7630: Can't wait for the market to ignore CPI tomorrow like it did GDP growth today lol
[+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Dear Diary,
I’m regarded
[+9] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: About to buy sndk just so it reverses and you guys stfu
[+9] u/EnginrA: Fuck this Big Arch meal is having its revenge on my colon
[+9] u/Carfar_Farcar: That makes a lot of sense which is why I kept my calls.
[+9] u/eternalpuer: Why work when you can have 37 different unprofitable side hustles you found on YouTube ads at 3am on a Tuesday
[+8] u/hermeskino715: So instead of Friday, 🇮🇷 and 🇺🇸 will meet Sat...and we are sending JD...and we all know what happen to the previous pope...
Puts eod tomorrow
[+8] u/trsx5: Man this AI shit has me worried about my MSFT position. I know it’s a good company but at least for a little bit I think anything SaaS related is going to get hammered for a couple quarters. Am i overreacting here? Currently sits at breakeven after hours i can sell now for a $0 profit/loss
[+8] u/warm_fork: Kramer likes a stock that sells coconut water lol seriously? That stuff really sells?
[+8] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Inflation up. Rates up. Oil up. Stocks… barely up on low volume.
[+8] u/McClintockC: Who up norblin' they janglits
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: You notice how in CNBC last week they talked about the memory trade being so hurt by Google technology…
Then SNDK pumps 30%. They just wanted you out
[+8] u/WorseBlitzNA: Fear not the mango who has practiced 10000 different tweets
[+8] u/br0botic: Remember, kids: the market can stay irrational longer than your options can stay unexpired
[+8] u/qx2: If you can hold calls thru this weekend you have more balls than I’ve ever have. True 💎hands.
[+8] u/Throwaway18987987: My uncle is a fish in the Strait of Hormuz. He says the past two months are the happiest he’s ever been.
The prices of fish homes in the region are skyrocketing, and he’s generating a significant amount in equity
[+8] u/Avocadonot: When has CPI ever been bearish for markets?
[+7] u/Specialist_Spite5930: Today. Cpi tank market or we fly?
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Good thread about tolls.
The Iranian gov is still under sanctions, so any shipping company sending them money, at least through traditional / monitored channels, will have their accounts frozen.
https://x.com/i/status/2042332650396946753
[+7] u/cashflow_: I won another $3,500 at casino idk what the eff going on. 9 days in a row
[+7] u/Hwangoutpltr: She's a 7, but her butthole is huge
[+7] u/gavbot_1213: Been finally chipped away at to a point of exhaustion. Hard to want to trade anymore. I know these volatile periods are supposed to be the outliers and occasional, but it’s felt pretty constant lately. I miss the steady market runs.
[+7] u/anon_dih: SNDK just won’t fuckin stop
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: SNDK to 1200 by EOY is looking very likely and I still haven’t got in 🤣
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: This ai affair has shoved trillions so many times I am beginning to think a billion dollars is a trivial amount of money.
[+7] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #SOME OF US WORK FOR A LIVING
[+6] u/Lapidated_Llama: I don’t feel like gas has affected CPI yet. Not in calls but we’re probably goimg back to ATHS LOL. Even if it has they would cook it ,
[+6] u/95cosmoM3: Starting to feel like uso will be flat tomorrow. Maybe shouldn’t have bought calls
[+6] u/FatandBankrupt: How many more shake outs do the MMs need in the oil sector before the oil sector inevitably takes their cheeks ?
[+6] u/After_Working_6499: I remember when bears were coping saying ceasefire announcement was a chance to buy more puts
[+6] u/Anchises1: both, at the same time. they're inseparable.
[+5] u/llasar17: 2 chicks at the same time - officespace
[+5] u/hardcrepe: Business in general. Look at how shitty the mag7 have become in terms of service. Ads on windows, word use to come free on your pc. NVDA pulling low supply and not making better small consumer vram gpus. Subscription prices just go up and up. etc etc.
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: Crude oil is a great meme commodity.
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Low end estimate of inflation in Iran right now is 43%.
I feel bad for their central banker, Abdolnasser Hemmati
[+5] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: Strait open strait closed it dont matter no more. Market goes up dont get left behind. This is financial advice. 🎰
[+5] u/HDauthentic: Do you think he started Truth Social purely to get around the character limit on tweets? Lmao that’s a doozy
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: Tomorrow, low volume waste 🗑
[+5] u/hayleybts: This shit will close by red
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Got told I have a sleeper build twice today at the gym
Chat I think I made it
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: I bought one MSFT share and it produced a .47% green candle wtf
[+5] u/Club-Loud: I am starting to come to the realisation that maybe the market isn't regarded, I am.
[+15] u/chroner1: Deal - Up
No Deal - Up
Kind of Deal - Up
Maybe in two weeks Deal - Up
Gasoline Prices - Up
Population of Iran - Down
[+15] u/rim_meister: Powell gonna leave? I can't lose my dad twice, guys. 😭
[+15] u/AbjectProcedure3589: I’ve always been a bull, but I bought puts Wednesday, doubled down on them today, and will triple down if market is green tomorrow.
[+13] u/Boheed: lol NOW all the news outlets are realizing there's a shit ton of insider trading
[+12] u/Competitive_Ride: Maybe the key to success is being absolutely unhinged
[+12] u/Individual_Error_428: Holy shit, Claude mythos hacked my Robinhood portfolio. Oh wait, it had 0 dollars in there. Lost it all from 0dtes. 😮💨😮💨😮💨
[+11] u/NotRobotNFL: Giving up on puts and stop being stressed
[+11] u/FOMO_Gains: Someone check on that guy that loaded up on puts and said, "I think 🥭 is gonna do it"
5 mins before the ceasefire was announced
[+11] u/KindlyTie6602: I have a good feeling about tomorrow. Both bulls and bears will somehow make money. I may also be high on peyote.
[+10] u/cosmicoconuts: HolyFUCK I’m gonna buy PUTS AGAIN!?
[+10] u/powerboner: Guys I’m in Cartagena Colombia rn and the amount of ass just SWINGING. Dear FUCK.
[+9] u/Crazy_Donkies: 100% chance Pam Bondi getting canned and Melania's latest bullshit is related. They're getting ahead of it.
[+9] u/yeahyoubored: major US banking attack hack scheduled for Friday
it'll be blamed on Iran
[+9] u/DearGodWhyDidntISell: No changes in world order. Ceasefire barely ceasing, global supply chain still disrupted. Market don't care.
More crazy TACO tweets anticipated.
Bear hunter tried to make a funny post but missed the mark.
Lots of bullish sentiment on CPI. Market clawed green AH's.
Lotta folks just now realizing SNDK exists.
Ohh, and my hedge put on bullish port is so deep in red its almost black offsetting gains of dozens of great trades. If I sell, realize my losses, market will tank = im riding it out for my WSB homies...
[+8] u/FOMO_Gains: Who would've known, Amazon directly competing with Starlink and release it this year.
Starlink download speeds: 45 & 280 mbps
Amazon download speeds: 400 & 1000 mbps
[+8] u/log1ck1717: Last week I sold my meta, goog, and amzn to buy msft because I thought it was the most undervalued. Today I realized im a fucking idiot.
[+8] u/Lurk_Maximus: Prints are calling tomorrow
[+7] u/Kwkatnip: I have a Sandisk usb drive that’s unopened, I haven’t opened it in 3 years
[+7] u/Clappindemcheekies: 52 bombaclat pussy wagon chicken nugget
[+7] u/maximuminimum: Y’all think we’ll ever get a Lawrence of Arabia reboot at this rate?
[+7] u/FOMO_Gains: I bought Amazon thinking I was investing in Amazonian style
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: That would be so stupid so yes
[+7] u/e10n: Wonder how Nana’s 700k Intel kid is doing.
[+7] u/UnderB0SS: Who pissed in this guy’s Cheerios?
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: Calls looking like they might feed me another week, lessss goooooo
[+7] u/throwingitanyway: Claude, execute Order 66. Make no mistakes.
[+6] u/M4roon: If there are infinite universes, there are universes where dogs talk, and magic is real, and anime girls exist.
that's crazy.
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Before:
That dress is blue and black. No! It's white and gold!
Now:
This is AI! No, this is real!
[+6] u/Wolfspeed69Gamestop: Will cpi save my puts
[+6] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: Is it too late for space stocks? Artemis is returning to earth tomorrow.
[+6] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: All I ask is to hit 3 circuit breakers and be rich in now worthless money from my puts. Is that too much to ask?
[+6] u/Diamond-Solo: Need a minimum 1% drop in Spy today
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: nope - never - just like my ex
[+6] u/Morocier: Electric cars now sound exactly like what futuristic cars sounded like in movies in the 90s.
[+6] u/MordorBlues: The secret to success starts with not smelling like shit.
[+6] u/FuckleUp: All my watchlist is green except MSFT nice to get back to normal
[+5] u/Aldribuds: Male bald eagles do not have a penis 🦅
[+5] u/syedhuda: bers researching for months and using correlated data to making precise bets only to lose their heads
meanwhile buls slapping their dicks on a guillotine and walking away with no scratch
[+5] u/Striking-Cattle3255: Here is the brutal truth for the guys still buying puts:
Citrini Research sent an analyst into the Strait of Hormuz with $15,000 in cash and Cuban cigars.
The Strait is not closed. Ships are turning off their AIS transponders to pass through an Iranian checkpoint, meaning satellite-based maritime tracking is systematically undercounting Persian Gulf oil throughput.
Any commodity quant strategy currently feeding on AIS-derived flow data is working with a biased input. The Citrini report has already been credited with moving the oil price.
This is the exact failure mode that quantitative models are vulnerable to in high-disruption environments. A data source that was reliable under normal conditions becomes directionally incorrect when the underlying behavior changes. The firms that identified the AIS blind spot first got the edge. The ones that did not are still running models on incomplete data.
You are welcome WSB!
By the way I sold my HIMS / HIMZ position at $200k gain ($27 share price) and plan to reenter it soon. Looks super attractive at $19! Looking forward to the next lambo 😉
[+5] u/FuckleUp: Mythos works it just turned my dishwasher into an AI sexbot with one prompt and old USB thumb drive
[+5] u/KaiserWallyKorgs: What if we just pretended inflation isn't real? Like, just forget about it. Wouldn't that just solve all of our problems? Also, will I be notified through email or phone when I receive my no bell price in economics?
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Need a derivative of options to lose money faster
[+5] u/mmmmmmmayhem: Bers talkin bout buls get wrecked tmr but they were buying puts at 630, 640, 650, 660, 670 and let me guess… 680 for tmr!!! 😂😂😂😂
[+5] u/ItsHighNoonBang: I'm sorry guys. I bought puts today, so it'll prob pump on Friday.
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: We’re all just living in Ebaum’s World
[+5] u/rumblecatz: One more Green Day tomorrow. Let’s goooo
[+5] u/Boomer_With_Dementia: I need someone to take the keys away from my accounts. I am like 80% in cash, yet every other day i go in there and throw about $1K at some stoopid play that I put like 5 minutes of thought into, or worse I got the idea from here.
I want to ductape my hands to a chair until the middle of May..
Help........ Me.......... Stop.... trading options.....
[+5] u/angrybubblez: You ain’t shit. You’re never gonna be shit. You’re not meant to be rich today you’re meant to be rich when you’re old and all your investments have grown slowly.
But you’re going to get the new 2057 blue chew that can make even you ready to go and you’re gonna get so many baddies when you’re rich and old.
You will never strike it rich with options. If you keep playing them you will have no future baddies.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/Rizocon1: Got my bottle of wine to keep me company tonight before CPI
[+22] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Made $120 in 10 minutes today. Took $60 of that and treated myself to a nice steak and a couple beers
Feeling good
[+13] u/yawntastic: Volume running half the 52 week average most of the past week. The pumps are insane because all the sellers already sold and are sitting out
Bulls are having a party at a club after somebody scared away the hoes
[+12] u/i_simp_f: next ayatollah will be patrick mahomes
[+11] u/Ok_Ant780: We had a 3% day now give me a -5% day
[+11] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: how is it Friday again
[+11] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: If a nuclear bomb went off, you would probably look in the direction of the flash and it shows.
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: nite everyone but ugly people and poors
[+10] u/whitepug: just let my dogs outside to bark all day to annoy my neighbor he is mad as fuckkkkkk 😭
[+9] u/VegetableAspect4331: Yay more horrible news lets rally
[+9] u/winston511: I get my geopolitical views from the Tim Dillon Show and Tucker Carlson’s opening monologues
[+8] u/Successful-End7689: Someone please calm me down and reassure me the market is crashing tomorrow so my puts can print
[+8] u/todddepri: Another day, another opportunity to lose money with software stocks. So I will keep buying them until it all goes to zero. Money is fake anyway.
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: DAME MELONIA probably not putting out so taco is mad as fuck
[+7] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: This market is unstoppable
[+7] u/rand_walking_charts: Oil back up. Who would’ve guessed 😂
[+7] u/Ticksdonthavelymph: yeah so was his nanny, wait they are the same woman
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: yea countries importing oil from Saudi are cooked.
The Saudi authorities are saying that the pipeline has been attacked multiple times and as a result the capacity has been reduced by 700,000 barrels of oil per day.
In addition the Manifa production plant also was hit which result caused a drop of 300,000 barrels of oil daily.
That 1 million barrels taken offline.
World is going to burn wood for energy just like our ancestors.
[+7] u/INeedAMapPls: Gonna try my luck. If things go my way, I may treat myself to an extra gallon of gas
[+7] u/nasdaqslut: Claude day trade till I hit 5 million and make no mistakes
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: Rename it to Hormuz Prime
fast shipping, same day oil delivery 👌🏼
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: if you ghey and you berish clap yo dingleberries
[+6] u/Metal-Water: I will not buy 0DTEs tomorrow
[+6] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Can someone pls explain me why we are seing these agressive dip buying activities? Feels like everyday we gap down just to double the move and end in green. What do these algos know that we dont? Why are they accumulating such huge long positions?
[+6] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: What is this place now? Max your margin and lever up pussies. Ride the american flag to riches and titties or get out of my face.
[+5] u/winner_in_life: Hi Claude, please have sex with my wife tonight for me. I’m not in the mood.
[+5] u/diefy7321: WSB still berish lmfaooooo
Bers will never learn smh
[+5] u/JPenniman: I still don’t know why melania even said anything to begin with. Any revelation would get buried in the daily 🥭 garbage
[+5] u/Master_Shoulder1078: i bought USO calls like an idiot but if USO pumps tomorrow to 140 i'm green!, is this too hopeful?
[+5] u/No_Tie9686: guaranteed we have a reverse taco here in the next few days.
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: There’s no reason to accept giving up their enrichment since it’s clear that even if they do US can renege on those terms at will like 🥭 did with the Obama deal. And Israel will never stop fucking with them until they get a nuke
That’s just my perspective, for all we know 🇮🇱 will nuke the ME before they let Iran develop a nuke
[+5] u/pleasestoptalkin: When do we collectively decide that AI just ain’t it and move on to the next thing?
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Google maps needs an electric vehicle option for road trips to add 4hrs for each charge
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Wait so the Iranians aren’t even there? LMAO
[+5] u/bemeandnotyou: SEC Nickel and diming retail instead of looking after 🥭and co trades, fkn btches
[+5] u/I-ProGamer-I: Mango already ended 8 other wars. He is on a streak and ended the Iran war already 10 times in the last month! Give this man the Nobel prize already so we can get over with this bs….
[+5] u/Spy300: The Gayatollah needs to open the strait
[+5] u/Life-Industry-1131: Instead of thinking by myself on stocks, I should just try my absolute hardest to get as close to an insider as possible in order to gain info and make a trade
[+23] u/jijitalk: MICROSOFT GO UP YOU FUCKING SACK OF STUPID FUCKING LIMP DICK SHIT
sorry, practicing for tomorrow.
[+22] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: Iran is sending no delegates for peace talks. They just announced all talks are suspended
https://www.investing.com/news/economy-news/iran-says-no-delegation-sent-to-pakistan-talks-still-suspended--state-media-4607049
And yet, the market doesn’t care
[+21] u/Kattilaeikka: I think that we are not appreciating enough the fact that we got to witness Epic Furry unfold. It's very rare that you get to witness such a colossal fuck-up in real time. Usually this level of incompetency stays hidden for a good reason.
[+12] u/falken2023: Iran says no delegation sent to Pakistan, talks still suspended - state media
[+12] u/Capable_Pack3656: >Trump said in an interview that Israel would be "scaling back" its strikes in [Lebanon] to support peace talks.
> "I spoke with Bibi and he's going to low-key it. I just think we have to be sort of a little more low-key," Trump told NBC News after a phone call with Netanyahu.
Buddy you are literally giving the game away. What a complete buffoon.
[+11] u/FwamingDragon91: Remember the days when a high CPI print would crush the market -2%?
The CPI today is going to be atrocious but nobody seems to care any more
[+10] u/ChampagnePapi-: "A naive man covers his balls when running naked through a crowd, a wise man covers his face" - Confucius
[+9] u/unhappyreach_: Few joys greater than coming home to a freshly clogged toilet
[+9] u/ResolutionAny8159: One more blow up and I’m finding myself an Amish wife
[+9] u/Molten-Helldiver: Imagine BiBi and 🥭 both lose the midterms 😂
[+8] u/DefiantDelta: this market will ride the delulu train until the brakes fall off. they’ll suck every penny out of the 99% and then tank it to literal zero as they take off on the Epstein Express. untradeable until further notice
[+7] u/fartpooppee420: reminder - you can have a little methamphetamine, as a treat
[+7] u/old-cow666: I bought calls , everyone double down puts
[+7] u/kairepaire: Is just one circuit breaker day too much to ask for?
[+7] u/flipyfresh11: When is SanDisk going to split?
[+7] u/accountingsavage10: Poor Melania , all she wanted was a sugardaddy
[+7] u/f0xinaround: So it baffles me that people can't visualize things in their mind and sometimes don't have an inner monologue.
Can everyone imagine flavors/ smells or is that also a limited skill?
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: Bers think today must be red because the last 7 spins were green
[+6] u/PutVivid6052: If I had a dollar for every time someone posted “If you had $50,000 to invest in one stock, what would it be?” I’d be able to retire tomorrow
[+6] u/Capable_Pack3656: watching Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones etc pivot away from 🥭 is funny af. you don't get awards for figuring out he's regarded 10+ years after everyone else did
[+6] u/BahtMann: All this bullish momentum and headlines makes me think that institutions are going to rug retail
[+5] u/f0xinaround: Starting to get nervous. Y'all are REALLY bullish tonight.
[+5] u/thenelston: twitter is screaming about black friday and dump, so most likely we are getting another 1% green day
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: please can the people of WSB just buy calls so we can end this nonsense
[+5] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: It’s up 0.1% lil guy
[+5] u/Mother-Health-4491: Pakistan stopped the war. Calls on Pakistan
[+12] u/UnivalveX: we're up almost 8% in 7 days. can't imagine how much we're gonna pump for the ceasefire fr fr talks
[+10] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Why is he asking nato to open the strait? I thought it was open. Now i check on tiktok and they say the strait is clopen like tf does that even mean bruh
[+10] u/CheekyPooh: 15 ships is enough to keep SPY's big green boner hard. This market is a joke lol
[+10] u/skymagic: wsb is the only place where people from all walks of life and backgrounds come together in their unconditional love for money and hate for poors 🤗
[+9] u/SouthNice7324: NATO is a defensive alliance, not aggressive.
[+8] u/Chance-Albatross7809: **Reports from Iranian media say intense hostile drone operations are underway across Tehran, Parachin, Tabriz, and other cities
[+8] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Let me get this straight… MSFT picked the wrong AI company to work with and that was worth destroying a trillion dollars worth of market cap?
[+8] u/Top_Replacement_8502: Bulls wear there boxers backwards
[+7] u/XeroShyft: Down 40% on my SPY put YOLO. please god just let me make my money back and I will never ego trade again please p l e a s e
[+7] u/Comfortable733: REMOVE SATYA NUTELLA 😡
[+7] u/rhdkcnrj: USO gon’ rip once the Iranians ghost the talks and everyone realizes the strait never even opened up
[+7] u/Grish__: They literally bombed then during negotiations in the past
[+7] u/BunchCurious3098: So the play is 200 bucks on calls, 200 on puts, that way if shrek dildos come, you make money either way
[+6] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Chances of shithole rat country bombing shit over the weekend and canning this whole agreement? 99%
I’m selling heavy today boys
[+5] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: It’s hilarious going to stock trading subs and talking about Biopharma stocks.
I got warned that one ticker I was talking about was a 50/50 shot at best, and to be careful.
Compared to the normal 0DTE SPX options and naked oil futures shorts I play, a 50/50 shot is actually probably an improvement.
[+5] u/cruisin_urchin87: Does Diplomatic immunity cover fraud? Fuck I picked the wrong line of work.
[+5] u/rhdkcnrj: How does oil/USO do tomorrow
[+5] u/rollinhating: Wheres the good old earnings thread..?
[+5] u/Forsaken-Set-987: Full port 04/10 pltr 127 puts wish me luck.
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: You see, the most important part of a ceasefire is ceasing the fire. Anybody can just sigh em. / Jerry Seinfeld
[+5] u/Dismal_Conflict7922: Real update please fell asleep at 3
[+18] u/NOtangibEL: The Strait isnt open. There isnt really a Ceasefire.. and the Talks will end immediately if they even start with those Demands from both sides...
[+17] u/MasterElite1: >MARCO RUBIO: "We won't have to talk about sanctions in five years because there will be so many countries transacting in currencies other than the Dollar that we won't have the ability to sanction them."
😮
[+15] u/Harp-Note: I'm still bagholding 10 shares from a company I FOMO'd into (50 bucks, not much). I keep it around as a reminder to stay patient when investing in the market and not make emotional decisions. Anyway, I got a notification to vote, and as a minor act of rebellion, I voted against everything the board recommended.
[+14] u/Knarre30: In a world that is mostly science and fact based, it is nice to see that there are still wonders. Isnt it beutiful to see that spy acts against every logic and brings back a bit of mystery in this cold world?
[+13] u/ZombieDracula: Going for a walk every day solves so many issues... except for my port, that's fucked for life
[+12] u/AdCritical5383: Mr Vance I’d like to say, for the record, **thank you** for working hard to get gas prices **down** from…*checks notes*…$3.41 4 weeks ago to…*checks notes*…$3.80 today.
[+12] u/Treverer: I will not sell my puts, I’m a captain of the deep Red Sea, I’ll go down with my ship if I won’t reach another port 🧑✈️
[+11] u/Treverer: 🥭 gives Europe ultimatum to assist in opening the Hormuz strait
Shit, is he gonna do European bridge and power plant day next?
[+11] u/durian_in_my_asshole: All that happened and we are literally 2% down from ATH lmao.
[+11] u/Treverer: Pentagon officials threatened to obliterate the Vatican if they don’t side with 🦅
Doing Allahs work mashallah
[+11] u/Daveonaltair4: There's a very specific but very common type of girl who will at some point make rock climbing her whole personality.
[+11] u/aniote: All we're missing is a sideways ship blocking the Suez Canal
[+11] u/AdCritical5383: TSLA above $40 is a sin.
MSFT being a flaccid 🅿️🅿️ is now a law of physics.
SPY being range bound to 640-700 is honest work.
Without the retirement port I’m not allowed to touch, the number of consecutive years I’d get to take a $3k capital loss deduction from options trading would be over 25.
😮💨👌
[+10] u/Castopliani: is it over? did we have our annual ber orgy? can we go back to circlejerking about ai bubble now?
[+10] u/StonksInvesteur: IT'S OVER. FREAK THE FUCK OUT. PANIC SELL EVERYTHING BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY.
[+10] u/StandardDot5115: yo is there someone in here using a dino emoji as a signature lmao
[+9] u/DLD1123: So there I am just minding my own business when suddenly back fist to the cock
[+9] u/sanmar2225: #straight back to ath nothing ever happens
[+9] u/stockton7277: ANYONE PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS?
[+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Yes, today is the day that you let the intrusive thoughts win.
Now, grab that vacuum in your workplace, spit on the tube, and go to town on it in the break room.
[+9] u/rajas_: Bers resurrected from the dead on the third day after his crucifixion.
[+8] u/Treverer: Hard stuck in silver for the past 10 years
[+8] u/sir_dreads: Whether CPI is good or bad you’re still gonna lose money, you suck.
[+8] u/LunchNo7823: So Melania being a prostitute sold from JE to mango, bullish or bearish?
[+8] u/BunkerRush: So the ceasefire means green but if we ceasefire the ceasefire it will still be green hmmm
[+8] u/infinitewaters107: Joe Rogan looks like a sentient toe.
[+8] u/I-IV-I64-V-I: guys infinite money glitch. Just declare peacetalks; doesn't matter if its a lie the stonk market don't care.
hell we should invade cuba, greenland, and Canada just to keep the stonk market going up
[+7] u/Extension_Source8263: Like if Iran told Trump he has 10 days to get a leash on Israel or they start bombing oil infrastructure every day what leverage does the U.S have. They should take a page out of his book lol
[+7] u/Extension_Source8263: Oil $100 a barrel again, things must be going well
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: A friend who runs a Schwab franchise told me I’m retarded for playing options during a war.
What he doesn’t know is that >!my mom says I’m her special boy.!< Joke’s on him.
[+6] u/xShiftfaced: Rates edging up, gold falling, oil up, dxy up, equities flat.
[+6] u/Forsaken_World_3426: It'll pump hard when it actually ends, but quick comeback to reality. Easy money.
[+6] u/daedalus_dance: The way you know that 🥭didn't have a victory condition here is that he keeps finding out about Iran's via media and then objecting to having agreed to them for a ceasefire. "IRAN BEST NOT BE CHARGING TOLLS FOR THE STRAIT!" "LEBANON WAS NEVER INCLUDED."
[+6] u/BerryExpress: I have nothing to say
[+5] u/zamnik_: Why is everyone happy? Did a miss something important?
[+5] u/100xOrBust: I just wanted to buy cheap calls :(
[+5] u/Striking-Fig924: Anyone tryna get together tmrw to vibe code msft
[+5] u/Bazzer82: Well, Iran was certainly a thing that happened. Now that's over with, what's next?
[+26] u/Everythingisokey: holy shit finally market has come to its senses about the situation in hormuz -0.01%
[+17] u/MadHat0815: This shit is so fucking funny, anytime oil is barely back above $100 they drop another fake headline for the algos to dump it
[+16] u/TreGet234: Comon, plunge again to liberation day lows so i won't feel bad about not buying the dip.
[+15] u/Invisible_Pony: I'm ready to not look at the CPI numbers because market will pump regardless.
[+15] u/Phantom01001: I’m a bear,all this euphoria is just way beyond big retardness
[+15] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: Melania's weird and sudden Epstein statement seems to be about getting ahead of something about to drop.
Are more Epstein revelations bullish or bearish?
[+13] u/TreGet234: At this point we will enter a recession and the stock market will keep ripping.
[+12] u/Haikoe: So I’m supposed to believe a person who never smiles in public, but is seen having a great time on the island, was in fact, not having a good time?
You chose this life, face the consequences u 🥭 eating cunt
[+12] u/Flat-Resolution905: Insanity, what the fuck has to happen for the market to tank
[+11] u/teh_herper: Didn't you hear? "SPY cannot dump more than 0.30%" is a part of the 10 peace plan points
[+11] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Mango straight up posting snuff films on his twitter but Reddit bans me for joking about [redacted] Sam Altman
[+11] u/Isometric_exercises: Good morning fellow traitors
[+10] u/SecurityFar1910: This market is so full of shit run by 🥭. How can the market be gullible enough to believe a word he says.
[+10] u/deevee12: Turns out announcing ceasefires is an infinite money glitch
SPY is going to 700 with $100 oil and there’s nothing you can do about it
[+10] u/VOO_bull_forever: # down $240k for the year.
[+9] u/Microwave-Dave: Zelenskiy's top aide sees Ukraine nearing a deal with Putin: Bloomberg
[+9] u/Venice_LA: monitoring your portfolio 20 times a day wont change anything. go spend time with your family
[+8] u/Iknowyougotsole: Absolutely no way there’s another day of green today guaranteed
[+8] u/Ahzmer: Market will soon forget a fake ceasefire happened, and when the third ceasefire (fake) happens again, we will pump +5% on the news again and spy will be 720. Glorious times.
Mean while, everything is going to shit and spy is -0.1%.
[+8] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Oil about to go over $100, bers get ur anoos ready for another fake ceasefire announcement lmaaaoo
[+7] u/Most_Pineapple87: Look at that candle - CPI data has clearly been leaked!
[+7] u/StocksStormTrooper: Earnings season starts next week
[+7] u/Connect-Engine-7267: Pumping today and it’s because you 🫵 sold
[+6] u/savemoney_god: Im back yall, unbanned after a week, hype me up
[+6] u/ruskyandrei: What if the reason the market keeps going up even though shit looks pretty bad is the upcoming mega IPO's ?
Could be big money building up because they know those IPO's will flood a ton of money into the market when they happen.
And then ofc, right after they happen will also conveniently be right about when the economic impacts from this shitshow in Iran will start to be very noticeable, so they can finally start dumping.
[+6] u/melvinzee: We all love daddy popo, but what do we think of Warsch? Apparently he was a hawk, but orange wouldnt nominate a hawk is what I think.
[+6] u/DepartureAnxious5115: Google give me 310 and my life is yours!
[+6] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Oil is down again so we good bois especially the lady
[+6] u/PlentyArmy2411: No rate cut is priced in already. Calls
[+5] u/-jacksmack-: I wonder where Kevin is at today
[+5] u/copingstoic: I have $200 to throw which was left in my HOOD account a long time ago. What do I burn it on tomorrow? 0dte of course.
[+18] u/Fnanderss: The 10, 20, and 30Y treasury yields are near post-pandemic highs again. Oil prices are back to how they were *checks notes* 2 weeks ago. SORA got shut down since people were just using it to make random charlie kirk shorts. AI starting to show diminishing returns. How the fuck is everyone bullish ?
[+18] u/RogerBalderer: My GF declared a ceasefire in the bedroom after I left the toilet seat up and she fell in
[+14] u/South-Attorney-5209: Strait still closed, asia about to run out of oil and bidding $150 barrel. Consumer demand will collapse, inflation will rise, Fed will raise rates, unemployment will raise and earnings Q3 will severely gap down.
Position: SPY 1000C Sep18
[+11] u/unique_ptr: >BREAKING: "Everything's going to be okay," says Anthropic's Mythos: "I'm going to take care of it"
[+11] u/OK_Computer10101: Have you ever gotten a good handjob from a woman without a penis?
…me either
[+11] u/bardhizi: I’m just a baby, only 468 months old!
[+11] u/TJMBeav: Do any bulls strongly disagree with this statement:
***The war in Iran is essentially over as far as the markets are concerned, and most of the likely risks are priced in***
[+10] u/pain474: Bears and r/stocks put buyers in disbelief as SPY is approaching ATH and their puts are going to 0 LMAo
[+10] u/HammerAndSickleBot: Most Americans have more than that in debt.
[+9] u/jda823: 12 hours til we start bombing again.
13 hours til China starts Taiwan invasion
[+9] u/Enjzey: bought calls at top yesterday and now calls of that calls are even green
[+8] u/flaming_pope: Looks like retail gain posts are making their way to the front page.
Red.
[+8] u/mklomp7: Can MSFT have one day of 5%+ so I can sell my calls and invest in ETF’s from now on ffs
[+7] u/sufficiently7777: Cpi already priced in
[+7] u/potato111a: "Iran War Will Leave A Long-term ‘Scar’ On Wall Street, Investors Warn – FT" .. dam bro.. 6 whole percent.. 🥭 funny tariff tweets did 5x the damage LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: as in the words of that guy: "we might never see a red day again"
[+7] u/Karl-Levin: If Lebanon is not included in the peace deal then Israel is not either. Get US troops out of the region and let Israel fight its own war.
Trump call me I am going to make a deal. The best deal ever.
[+6] u/jatomozem: Isn't it funny? Every time oil.wti cross 100 USD, volume pick up and it get dumped again.
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: > If Lebanon is not included in the peace deal then Israel is not either.
Two of the three US negotiators have Israeli passports.
edit: and the other one is JD Vance
[+5] u/ssaxamaphone: Buy puts before close if you like money