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[+34] u/epyonxero: no volume today, theres more trading on the day before christmas
[+32] u/MissMatriarch: Markets got too boring today, so I painted a dog.
https://preview.redd.it/0410j6s6omtg1.jpeg?width=4280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c940a95c28b9334f5331bb3a597764e561f5a1b0
[+30] u/patmccock86: This is going to cause so many traders to quit the markets and start doing some other shit like predictions markets. There's no way SPY should be where it is right now.
[+27] u/bearhunter429: #We waited 3 days for this boring ass flat day? LMAO🤌
[+27] u/Regular_King_4157: Black tuesday/wednesday double combo. SPY opens at 640 tomorrow and then continues drilling to 620 by Wednesday. And then ber wake up from their dreams, lmao
[+27] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Art of the Deal 🥭 style: Create problems that didn't fucking exist in the first place then repeatedly lie about resolving them and claim victory
[+25] u/Detonate-Ralph: > 🇮🇷⚡️- BREAKING: Iran has sent a message to the entire region that, in the event of serious American attacks on Iranian energy infrastructure, the entire region will plunge into darkness.
Bullish news for the market of course
[+24] u/StraitOfHummus: Best part of the press conference today regarding the Iran War, specifically the Strait of Hormuz:
Reporter 1: "Can Iran charge tolls"
Mango: "How about US charging tolls"
Reporter 2 (can barely be heard): "what the fu-?"
Reporter 1: "Excuse me, what?"
Mango: "The United States will be charging tolls"
[+24] u/TechnologyEven6926: I am genuinely quitting the markets today
For good. I’m done being a gambler. I’m done trying to make money off of random candles moving up & down
[+21] u/TechnologyEven6926: I really just lost $10k because SPX closed at 6611 vs 6610
Holy fuck
[+21] u/UnivalveX: we may see -0.05% if we're lucky tomorrow
[+21] u/Philthatman: Wont be coming back here for a real long time, disappointed in myself, goodbye
[+20] u/Actual_Difference617: Why market is up or flat - Its because its pricing in a taco. They don’t want to be selling now and buying up later when he tacos. So they are hedged to tits in case it doesn’t go the way they think. I read its like $80 billion of puts vs 20 billion calls.
Thats why its very low volume and moves significantly up when there is any news of ceasefire. The bearish scenario is so nightmarish that they think he will taco eventually. It will be a lose-lose situation for both Iran and US. Even if US leaves without opening the strait, it will be fine for the market as each country is already making their own deals
with Iran.
I am holding puts which are 50% down because I think both of the players are total regards. Iran is not gonna back down because they think rest of the world will pressure US to leave and US won’t back down because they will lose all influence in middle east and probably whole world.
[+19] u/Orangeshoeman: I think by not panic selling we’re forcing 🥭 into actually mass bombing tomorrow
[+17] u/Bizonistic: BREAKING NEW: JPow threatens rate hike unless the new Fed building has a biggest ballroom named after himself
[+16] u/Emotional-Bag1398: Moving into a slightly more reinforced cardboard box
[+16] u/d33p7r0ubl3: We all know Iran ain’t agreeing to shit tomorrow
[+15] u/looool_k_libtard: Fidelity should launch an ETF filled with companies that just fucks you. The Riley Reid 500.
[+15] u/Walking72: Trump tweeted plans to nominate tough-actin Tinactin for attorney general. Flies into rage when told it is merely an antifungal medication.
[+15] u/zestykite: lowest volume spy day since feb 19th 2025. the top before liberation day crash. coincidence???? probably yes.
[+15] u/Wolfgoatlife: Anyone believe a military airman shot down ran a 110 miles or something like that in 24 hrs and got rescued? If so, r u bul?
[+13] u/staresinshamona: what a dumb fucking day
[+13] u/LasyKuuga: Don’t wanna go to work tmr.
Can’t afford not to.
Fuck
[+13] u/jmc774: Iran earnings out tomorrow 8pm ET will they miss or surpass expectations
[+13] u/Dbx84: 🥭is gonna flip harder than Tiger woods suv…….
[+13] u/Ok-Piano8789: the ppl who started trading recently are gonna be retarded and poor for the rest of their lives cuz this is absolutely the worst possible training lol
[+11] u/RandomC6: VHM!
(Very Heavy Manipulation)
[+11] u/Xzlk: Nvidia backed hot dog stand to IPO for 1B - Reuters
[+11] u/VincenteThomp: He picked 8pm tomorrow night so that futures can freak the fuck out, then before open the next day he’ll say Iran is finally ready to chat and we’ll rally.
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #SPY headed back to $700 by next month LMAO🤌
[+10] u/enc-nyc: We're flying around Moon and you're buying puts? ....
[+10] u/Wrath_FMA: Puts tommorrow should be free money, to the moon we go
[+10] u/MissMatriarch: At least a real casino has flashy lights and silly tunes while you are being robbed off your money.
Why did I choose this?
[+10] u/IXI_Bman: Is it just me or is this not even real trading anymore? Can get wiped out in a tweet in a matter of seconds. I miss pre-covid and when things were actually going well in this world.
[+10] u/Available_Way_355: I would rather be piloting low altitude aircraft over Tehran than holding calls right now
[+9] u/WingedScapula420: I’m just going to keep buying puts until my account goes to zero. Call it “Put Derangement Syndrome” idgaf.
[+9] u/TraipseTraveller: Market is still open for a minute. Get this thread out of here
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: SPY is a cia psyop to kill me
[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Market close, is my time to monitor the situation. You can go and touch some grass.
[+9] u/gloomyglooom: My regarded friend owns like 0.12 BTC and acts like he is set for an early retirement every time BTC pumps like 5%. Chill bruh, you are up like $350 😂
[+9] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: Puts is the play tomorrow but too obvious so itll Pump instead! 🤦♂️😩
[+9] u/thegreatgumbini: SPY shall stay pinned to the 650s for the foreseeable future. Praise be A la Mode (I think I did that right)
[+9] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: 🥭 is like the WSB regards who dream about regime change/making millions, fuck up badly, and just want to return to where they were in the first place Hormuz open/original brokerage balance before they continue to shit themselves and make things even worse.
[+8] u/kcramthun: The enemy shoots down a plane that carries two people. They post photos of the empty seats.
🥭: WHO LEAKED THAT
[+8] u/ratfukabich: SPY at 30% average volume and bul talmbout Europoors not trading today as if they account for the missing 70% lmao
[+8] u/Largeshmarge: Shut it down. What the fuck was today even supposed to be?
[+8] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Low volume across the board today, I guess big investors are waiting for Wednesday.
[+8] u/el_ketchup: Money is just a social construct guys, forget about it
[+8] u/Unusual_Platform8318: Waiting for Trump to say "we're gonna nuke Iran in 24 hours" and the rigged manipulated market to go up anyway.
[+8] u/lessoninprogress: Just let me be right once por favor
[+8] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: lol, "Tesla AI is hiring for the Optimus Hand job."
[+8] u/lessoninprogress: It’s suck bc I just have to keep buying puts bc the one day I don’t it’s going to dump and I’m going to actually loose it
[+8] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: We all know this is going to crash and burn but we all try to front run it so it never happens
[+7] u/patricktu1258: My next move is deleting app and crying
[+7] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Godspeed to anyone holding a short term option overnight
[+7] u/PompeiiSketches: Turns out you can just go out there and just tell the market, "NO!" when it wants to drop and the market turns around. What is this new economic model called? TACOnomics perhaps?
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: Made 12.46$. Buffet would be proud
[+7] u/31andnotdone: https://preview.redd.it/sl42r8a7mmtg1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3946f25052074326458adf730bc43f909c80679d
[+7] u/wyudtix: Bols are celebrating too early again. Tomorrow will be red
[+7] u/RisingToMediocrity: SPY will continue to pump until you clowns stop saying stupid shit like high oil prices are bad for the economy!!!!
[+7] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: Almost re-enabled options to trade today. I resisted and I'm up by doing nothing except owning great assets like global equities and bitcoin. Life is good. I love this market.
[+7] u/aa73gc: They should just make a bunch of ai videos of things blowing up just to keep him happy, he would not know the difference
[+7] u/Bittertwitter: Wtf is today? Lowest volume this year. Fake as 🥭’s hair
[+7] u/zNatural: It is 100% guaranteed that mongo backs out tomorrow
[+7] u/octopus4488: I am seeing ... I am seeing in this crystalball: a talking citrus... a lemon perhaps? No! A talking orange that seems to say:
"Thanks to the extaordinary talks held over night hereby as Donald. J Trump President let me for formally declare that by the grace of God I decided NOT to bomb the highly respected Iranians out of this world. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
[+6] u/igotshrimps: Breaking: TSLA selling excess inventory to the Department of War and using them as makeshift warheads
[+6] u/apurimac777: It turns out i'm not autistic, just retarded
[+6] u/DingleJingle_: Imagine believing the greatest energy crisis of our time would lead to your puts printing.
[+6] u/trumpdiego: I dunno guys, I think he might actually do it, seems like that's what his boss wants
[+6] u/Status-Net2947: Will sell my entire port to buy SpaceX
[+6] u/Bizonistic: START THE COUNTDOWN FOR LIBERATION DAY: TUESDAY 04/07/2026 8 PM EASTERN TIME
[+6] u/Humble_Explanation32: stay cash for 2 weeks and have fun watching
[+6] u/zestykite: 4/8 puts secured at close. lets see how poor i will be tomorrow.
[+6] u/zestykite: no no no. let the man cook. im sure all this back and forth wont backfire. mans got a plan.
[+6] u/t234k: Going to work, dejected, double digit bank balance, clumpy milk in my coffee, will fading fast.
[+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: China: Due to the Iranian conflict we will send a small peace keeping mission of 150 million troops to the region.
/s
[+6] u/Loan-Pickle: I made my profit today and GTFO. I am cash gang until Wednesday,
[+6] u/EquivalentFormal8244: Highly sus that MMs didn’t hunt down my stop loss all day
[+6] u/General-Giraffe9092: This 🥭 is going to tweet something dumb and untrue on truthsocial and fk your puts.
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Power Plant and Bridge Day > Liberation Day
[+5] u/TempestDrive: Great shift guys! See yall tmr
[+5] u/gregot76: oh wow, a spike into close, who would have thought
[+5] u/Mycologist-Active: I’m going to manipulate the markets so all your calls and puts hit zero again noobs!
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+5] u/aa73gc: Corn has no business being 70k in the current climate but here we are
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Might as well pump back to 700. Markets focused on upcoming earnings season now.
Fuck 🥭 and his war
[+5] u/powerboner: Will I regret my 71 calls of NVDA 180 4/13 or no
[+5] u/DarkR124: Three theta days in a row. Fuck this shit.
[+5] u/2AMTrader: Markets really expect a taco, a 4th war deadline taco... will he really do it again?
[+5] u/OPINION_IS_REGARDED: Idiots use GPS 20 times a day but think going to the moon is a hoax LMAO
[+5] u/Sidney_Godsby: I hate every single one of you, but I still wouldn’t set artificially large bid/ask spreads for the entire 17.5 hours between market close and market open to move the next days opening price to the max pain level every single night.
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Markets up for the forth day in a row, 5th coming or red tomm?
[+5] u/StraitOfHummus: I've been doing this trading thing for a while and in all my experience nothing has prepared me for the last few weeks of stagnation and boredom.
[+5] u/Detonate-Ralph: Theta won, bols and bers got fucked alike
[+5] u/blumpkinspatch: No one’s probably ever thought about this before but what if we just have American companies extract and sell Iranian oil?
[+26] u/peterpeer9: # UNH CEO FOUND ALIVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
# LUIGI WALKS
[+23] u/Cav829: There's more volume in this thread than the stock market had today.
[+22] u/PositiveToe2761: Im starting to think trading 0dte might not be a consistent way to be profitable
[+22] u/moosewithamuffin: BREAKING: Person reading this comment is cute AF
[+21] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Lol we’re going to have to bail out so much shit
[+19] u/Fhyzikz: Anyone holding through national Power Plant and Bridge Day?
[+19] u/mikeytho1: 6 hours of staring at a screen to make $209. Honest day's work.
[+18] u/TheMightySet69: Fucking gay retarded trash market
[+18] u/McClintockC: Just took all my $1s to the bank and exchanged for $2s. Doubled my money just like that.
How is it even possible to be poor
[+17] u/ruskyandrei: You guys saying if he TACO's tomorrow we go up, do realise that the TACO is priced in at this point ?
I think there's only 2 real options for tomorrow:
1) TACO -> market continues to do nothing
2) Bridge and power plant day! -> market dumps hard
[+17] u/thenamelessone7: I really don't understand US stock markets anymore...
[+15] u/NoodHigga69: Another retarded waste of a day.
[+15] u/Fast-Steak-7730: I was promised dump or a 5% upside. This sub is a full of liars
[+15] u/bearwithme23: what are you guys going to do if nukes start flying tomorrow at 8PM EST? I'm probably going to my nearest Speedway and eating all of the roller dogs
[+14] u/log1ck1717: I literally sold my UNH for LLY today, WTF?
[+14] u/Low_Plastic363: My move tomorrow is to watch 6.5 hours of unsubstantiated cease fire reports followed by a 7:45p announcement that progress is being made and the deadline is now 4:01p on Friday.
[+14] u/Valkorion335786: #🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
**Wallstreetbets User u/Valkorion335786 arrested after attempting to fax a ceasefire agreement directly to Tehran using his neighbor’s fax machine without permission.**
**More at 9.**
[+13] u/Paul_Robert_: "every bridge is going to be decimated"
How kind of 🥭 to only reduce every bridge by 10%!
[+13] u/StandardDot5115: WTI UP
SPY UP
VIX UP
gotta be the elusive ultra shrek market
[+13] u/StockB0Y: At this point nothing can make this market go down
[+13] u/Icy-Motor-8519: REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD YESTERDAY HAHAHA GOOD TIMES, FOR FUCK SAKES! 😭
[+13] u/soybean_lawyer69: Wild to think November of last year we were dumping out of concerns that AI valuations were getting out of control. Meanwhile, this is happening when energy is super important for AI, and it’s just a shrug.
Fundamental analysis/efficient market hypothesis gang, stay losing.
[+13] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: It’s Tuesday tomorrow you know what that means
[+12] u/Country_Gravy420: So the market was essentially paused today with super low volume.
Probably due to Europe being closed and waiting to see if 🥭 turns into a 🌮?
So tomorrow if Europe believes he will do it, they dump and US probably de-risks so they don't get caught holding the bag.
Then he 🌮 and Europe and US rip Wednesday.
Or he actually does it because he's a dumb motherfucker and the market finally capitulates and we're fucked?
Did I get that right?
[+12] u/Specialist_Wear8807: is it 8 pm ayatollah time, or mango time?
[+12] u/IndicationLittle7199: The more of us agree on a play, the more likely the overlords will pull the rug on it. Shut ur mouth or put the fries in the bag bro.
[+12] u/cashflow_: The is my last post ever on WSBs. Bye
[+11] u/Educational_Wall3926: 'Boots on the Ground Are Necessary': GOP House Armed Services Lawmaker Says U.S. Troops Required to Defeat Iran
They tweet this out 5 minutes after market close
[+11] u/peterpeer9: # $UNH Medicare finalized 2.48% rate hike for private insurers in 2027.
# $UNH +12% on the news
[+11] u/EnginrA: How are my UNH puts looking?
[+11] u/financiallythriving: Imagine today being your birthday and a bunch of degenerate gamblers wished you happy birthday
[+11] u/TJMBeav: I really hope we don't have to destroy a bunch of Iranian infrastructure. And if we do I hope it isn't widespread. It will be a real blow to the worlds economy and almost guarantee a world recession
But if we do, I hope it will be enough to rouse the citizens in Iran to do what they did in December. If that were to happen thats when the boots would hit the ground, in support. Very difficult to co-ordinate but there is a lot of shit going on behind the scenes.
But I'm starting to think we are in for a fireworks display. Regardless, tomorrow really should set the market up to either test 6700 (yeah, it hasn't been tested) or S&P 6200.
[+11] u/Odd-Spray5046: Has algo trading completely fucked the market? No other explanation I can think of..
Surely the music needs to stop at some point
[+11] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: FUCK YOU
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+11] u/Typical-Layer-1253: I sold all my stocks last week since 🥭 is a complete complete idiot. He’s going to cause a huge recession because he’s bombing innocent countries and killing our economy. I suggest all of u sell your stocks too it’s going to get really really bad
[+10] u/Retaining-Wall: Tsla getting a $145 price target and dropping 2.15% makes me feel ***aliiive***.
[+10] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: If we all theta gang for a day, we bankrupt the MM.
[+10] u/Powerful_Mission_655: If 🥭stop with his lies spy would be at 450 by now
[+10] u/patelchief90: for those wondering UNH and other managed care pumping due to CMS payout percent change to higher
[+10] u/McClintockC: Today was especially gay and retarded
I didn't trade or anything.
Just bragging I guess
[+10] u/jackpearson2788: I half expect this delusional market to rise when the deadline is extended
[+10] u/Sledgahammer: VIX up, OIL up, SPY up 🤡
[+10] u/Unique_username93_: Market is pricing in a taco. Institutions stayed on the sidelines. Who knows
[+10] u/East-Detective6697: pumped on on what, - on stagflation, 4% CPI, no cuts, 5% bonds, 120-oil, and lower earnings guidance, and bombed destroyed AI datacentres (AWS, MS, Nvidia, Oracle) in Gulf. On this?
[+10] u/itsme971: I can stay rational longer than the market can stay insolvent
[+10] u/Loud-Television1271: Guys I have 657P, am I cooked
[+9] u/BjergBetterThanFaker: did the retard really say that iranian citizens are calling him to tell him to keep bombing their infrastructures? bruh i can't do ts anymore man
[+9] u/0mica0: Calls on Iran meme producers
[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: Praise be to allah 🐂
[+9] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING NEWS: France has somehow ended up surrendering Paris to Iran
[+9] u/Best_Sherbert_9481: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+9] u/Austin_Destroyer: I'm just curious:
WHAT IF a deal isn't made and the US destroys all of the civilian infrastructure in Iran and they still do not capitulate (and lol, why would they?) What's the next threat/bargaining chip/war crime, and will it make SPY move more than 0.1%?
[+9] u/tinim9: 🥭says a "leaker leaked"
[+9] u/Fast-Steak-7730: JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇮🇷 Russia provided Iran with 55 key energy infrastructure targets inside Israel, Jerusalem post reports.
Russia has joined the lobby
[+9] u/Jagged_Tide: UNH Jesus Christ. To think I almost pulled the trigger on a short dated $300 call at 2:00. I would’ve turned $100 into a $1200 in about an hour. Holy shit. Just no words for my own indecision.
[+9] u/2020isgreat: It'll be real funny when the world deals with an actual energy crisis with fuel and energy rationing while SPX sits at 6600
[+9] u/yyn1999: This market is regarded
[+9] u/bartino84: This place is just full of geniuses
[+9] u/jayjay234: Who's ready for TACO tuesday???? 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮
[+9] u/MoleMan199: Isn’t it already Tuesday in Iran? Hurry up mongo
[+9] u/CEO-of-SOXL: So bombing is in 4 hours according to drudge??
[+9] u/Everythingisokey: clown market. i expect to see -10% tomorrow if peace deal not made
[+9] u/International_Bee653: Anyone seen the article on Sam Altman being a 🐀
[+9] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: “If we want to be serious, maybe we shouldn’t say contradictory things every day. And maybe we shouldn’t speak every day” — Macron lmao
[+8] u/Eddyrancid: It'll be pretty wild if the US declares its intention to commit a war crime, sets a crime-time deadline like a supervillain, and then actually just follows through with it.
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/RealNerwel made a bet that SPY would go to 570.0 within **1 day** when it was 655.912 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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[+8] u/Treverer: What does 🥭 mean with „by Wednesday morning Iran may no longer exist on the map“? They aren’t considering doing a Hiroshima on Hormuz, are they?
[+8] u/Jimbob404error: UNH up massive 10% candle
[+8] u/Late-Cow-6607: The policies in this Rate Announcement are projected to result in a net average increase of 2.48%, or over $13 billion in additional MA payments to plans in CY 2027. $UNH
[+8] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Any bears that were left… are no longer with us 🥀
[+8] u/uncsucks: Clifford candle tomorrow
[+8] u/yyn1999: Mango doenst have the balls to do it
[+8] u/Dajoechi: Just watching the market stay irrational longer than most put holders can stay solvent
[+8] u/Thebaxxxx: Ill send her to the stone ages alright 😏
[+8] u/Mr60SPX: No TACO. You have a chance for liberation day part 2: Return of the bears. Puts tomorrow.
[+8] u/cashflow_: 50 comments in an hour. A lot of people are saying they were such beautiful comments
[+8] u/mrmagootoyou2: This was such a well sprung trap by Russia, there is no way this ends in the next 3 months. They will either keep providing info, missiles, and drones.
If either side does begin to soften up, Russia just has to stir the pot with a single attack or bolster Iran's ego.
Research groups tracking the energy sector put their total daily fossil fuel income at over a staggering $550 million since the conflict escalated in late February 2026.
[+7] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Medicare advantage rates for insurance healthcare retards. V bullish
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: It's fascinating how a powerful enough narcissist can manage to make the stock market all about them too
[+7] u/shmito17: 662-663 is when the big boys will come in with volume. At the 200 EMA. Till then, sticking with my single put that expires at the end of the month.
[+7] u/winfortheboys: I dont wanna die for Israel
[+7] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: Puts. Going red thru Friday.
[+7] u/sweenygg: Today’s highlights
Gay for Iran
Dude 44 bravo backseater (4 times)
Double tolls for Hormuz (US + Iran)
Media thinks 🥭 doesn’t have plan but actually he wants to keep secrets and everything is planned
[+7] u/DebtOk4461: Insight on UNH pumping AH?
[+7] u/neaturee: Only leak is mangos diaper
[+7] u/SkanteWarrrior: UNH giant green dildo after hours is glorious boys
[+7] u/curling_rocks: > S&P 500 posts fourth winning day, rising on hopes for last-minute Iran ceasefire
hope
[+7] u/Devastaytah: Gonna need a -1% day tmrw or im cooked ☠️
[+7] u/MoleMan199: Why doesn’t Mongo just tariff them??? 😃
[+7] u/triwyn: theta and poverty spit-roasted me today whilst my port sat in the comfy corner chair reading banger embassy memes. AMA
[+7] u/corporalboobs: SPY puts to $652 expiring tomorrow. Don’t fail me now 🌮
[+7] u/Former_West_7960: Irans trying so hard to crash the economy and no one’s listening
[+7] u/SirBuysHighALot: Tariffs? Gone.
Companies? Refunded.
War? Maybe over.
Why Tf is Amazon still between 200 and 210.
[+7] u/Phandomtrigger: We're just winning so much in the Middle East that we've wasted 2.3 billion worth of aircraft for nothing
[+7] u/kodaksdad2020: Imagine still being bearish lmao
[+7] u/Clubpenguin8888: My car is in the front yard
and im sleeping with my clothes on
[+7] u/Icommandyou: Even the comment volume in this sub is at historic lows today
[+7] u/JernauG: Deal or doom tomorrow
[+7] u/thefxll: [https://artemis-ii-tracker.com/](https://artemis-ii-tracker.com/)
[+7] u/Infamous-Mixture8278: Doesn’t matter if they make a trillion of them if nobody wants them lol
[+6] u/cashflow_: Just a reminder that like five comments back was my last comment ever on WSBs
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: "I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela."
"After I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long... I'm going to run for president."
[+6] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: People here can complain about a flat market but start crying when 🥭 starts creating volatility
[+6] u/gawdsean: Boots on the ground calls all fukn day unfortunately.
[+6] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: I don't think China & Russia will let Iran surrender. They have the once in a life time chance the fuck up the US economy.
[+6] u/GoldenAries4: For the people buying calls because a taco is “priced in”, do you know what priced in even means? Why would the market not sell the news if it was pricing it in today?
And if he doesn’t taco that’s also not bullish at all…
[+6] u/QuarkTheFerengi: my shorts disappointment is immeasurable and their day is ruined
[+6] u/PhatBonerMan: Why are people walking around talking about how they lost weight by not drinking and will power. Here they’re on like 6 different GLPs just say it
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: What’s going on with unh
[+6] u/Namtabmal: UNH wtf is happening?
[+6] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: Praying to Jesus, Allah, mango-man and Gandhi for a red -1% open tomorrow
[+6] u/alone-in-the-chat: x UNH bagholder here
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: I literally had my two $100 call picks for the day, long OXY or 1WTE UNH… guess which one I went for… guess which one is worth $1500 right now
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: I told my therapist my colleagues were funny and retarded but she doesn’t know I was talking about you guys 🤣
[+6] u/twenty_three_three: Guess we'll just keep going up until the world runs out of their emergency oil reserves.
[+6] u/cosmicoconuts: Hold the line temporary bears
[+6] u/BigKangaroo9864: Still buying spy weekly put protection.
[+6] u/yyn1999: Why UNH pompin ? i thought my bags are dead 4 ever
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Someone got margin called on that UNH move and got liquidated
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Medicare rate increases for UNH, CVS
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: I bought googl puts. I'm a 🤡
[+6] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: infrastructure strikes are already underway. retaliation will follow.
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: How many times can we kick this dumb taco down the road? It's down to a couple beans and 3 sprigs of cilantro
[+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Lowest volume day with spy vix oil green and a shit ton of short dated puts purchased. I think they’re onto something 🙄
[+6] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Bers r fukt. Back to all time highs
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Some of these women with fake asses are fn disgusting.
[+6] u/Plastic_Explosion: Ever seen a hooker with a flat chest welp that was today.. bear and bulls f*ckery
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: I can afford Wendy’s today. Made $22
What a shit day of the market
[+6] u/mrgoodcat1509: Bears are always ded
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: This is the loneliest thing I've seen today. And I've looked myself in the mirror this morning!
[+6] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: Trying waaay too hard
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: believe it or not, N+1 day deadline ceasefire ^((or else))
[+5] u/jasperCrow: This market is so desperate to fomo and delusional right now
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Wasn't it April 9th we shot up 10%?
Maybe this April 9th we go down 10%
[+5] u/Chiinoe: You fools. Its the year anniversary of the tariff announcement. Its just another pump tactic.
Up. We. Go.
[+5] u/Accomplished-Mango92: Tomorrow is the day that China overtakes the US as world power. Thank you sir!
[+5] u/Quick1711: Someone explain to me how you pin SPY to a certain number all fucking day
[+5] u/Fineous40: The drop is going to be all at once, isn’t it?
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Time travel to buy Bitcoin - ❌
Time travel to buy a house - ✅
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Am ber. Bought calls for tomorrow. It's fucking taco Tuesday time.
[+5] u/dreamer_Neet: believe or not nuclear warfare still calls
[+5] u/peterpeer9: # UM WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO UNH
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: The fix must already be in. These people don't seem like they care if they lose midterms
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/Limp_Gate6143 made a bet that UNH would go to 310.0 within **1 month** when it was 278.88 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses
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[+5] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Me not enjoying the UNH pump cause I didnt buy more on margin :/
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: I am holding puts. I feel lonely and sad
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: damn i was looking at UNH this morning FUCK
[+5] u/Namtabmal: markets should be open 24/7. This is blatant manipulation
[+5] u/1-800-slimedong: Should have known to buy UNH calls when the corrupt senator bought $100k worth of shares a while ago
[+5] u/MayContainLettuce: I like to make money and then gamble half of it away in bull shit wtf dude
[+5] u/Healingowl: Cheese cake factory 😎
[+5] u/9tacos: Storm the beaches of Normandy and then 🌮
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Staying true to my flair I legit think the pain that Asians are going through right now will arrive at the shores of USA in due time
[+5] u/hallett21: How can I still be banned
[+5] u/johndsmits: "We want free traffic of oil."
Interpretation: we want to go back in time to Feb 6, 2026 when Dow was 50k and oil traffic was free.
Now it's 8pm tomorrow, calls, I see Taco Tues imminent.
[+5] u/Shoddy_Vegetable4268: UNH was such an obvious play. Was such an overreaction to the PROPOSAL in January. I rarely say free money but this one was free money. Glad I got in on it
[+5] u/graavejrsdag: Wtf is a Terafab, some sort of masturbation machine?
[+25] u/Foooour: I had a nightmare where US bombed Iran's energy infrastructure, then Iran bombed energy infrastructure of its neighbouring states in the gulf, plunging the world into an apocalyptic energy crisis - but then SPY went up 200%
[+22] u/Loose_Stool_12: Dear bots,
SPY has an average daily volume of over 100M. At close, it was just over 35M at close. NOBODY is actually trading. These moves are fake and ghey. Kindly STFU about them.
Sincerely,
Humans
P.s., praise be to Allah
[+21] u/LazyImprovement9160: Fuk it I'm doing my patriotic duty and buying puts. Too many 🥭 loving bools around here.
[+19] u/sloanemonroe: Tomorrow night he will say Iran has stepped up and is very close to a deal so he won’t be bombing civilian infrastructure. It will be a lie. And the strait will remain closed. BUT WHEN WILL IT MATTER AGAIN?!
[+17] u/Marshmallowmind2: Open the F*****' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell
This will live rent free in my mind for ever
[+17] u/RussianRAF: very bad military news coming tomorrow so the market will probably be green for some reason
[+16] u/cbusoh66: I may fax a ceasefire agreement to 🥭tomorrow and sign it Ali Habibiemni, IRGC Supreme Commander, agreeing to open Hormuz, rename it Strait of America (East), and offer to build a Trump tower in downtown Tehran.
First I am going to load up on SPY calls and then fax it 15 minutes later. I may CC Bloomberg, so if you see a headline that Iran has capitulated and fully surrendered tomorrow on Bloomberg, you can thank me.
[+16] u/DefiantDelta: bulls and bears alike need to put differences aside and demand that Barak Ravid is dragged out of the Axios headquarters in handcuffs
[+15] u/jonneh: The fact that 🥭 could pull one of his largest tacos on Taco Tuesday is proof that nothing is real and we're living in a simulation.
[+14] u/SimpleWire: “Every bridge in Iran will be decimated” by midnight on Tuesday, Trump told reporters. “Every power plant in Iran will be out of business, burning, exploding and never to be used again.”
Is that midnight tonight or midnight tomorrow??
[+14] u/Visible_Frosting9535: If the fat orange retard doesnt TACO tomorrow, how bad would it actually get on Wednesday? SPY like -5% or more.
[+13] u/_pout_: Too much happiness in here we're fucked
[+13] u/astromouse2024: Watch as we get a major taco and spy actually goes down -2% lol
[+12] u/jonneh: > Iran is organizing nationwide human chains of youth, athletes, and artists at every power plant in the country at 2 PM Tehran time tomorrow, per Iran's Ministry of Sports and Youth.
>
> The campaign is named "Human Chain of Iranian Youth for a Bright Future." Its slogan: "attacking public infrastructure is a war crime."
#
This is fucking crazy
[+11] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: I wish I could tell my positions that they have 48 hours to turn green
[+11] u/CJKayak: My prediction for tomorrow: Trump TACOs out. Gives some transparently bullshit reason why he isn't going to follow through. (Probably negotiations are advancing.)
Iran wins again.
Green candles. I'm starting to wonder if the market is on Iran's side here.
[+11] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: VERY CONCERN FOR BOL
[+10] u/iamblicus000: How is it possible that Bloomberg treats the lies, delusions, and market manipulations as if it were legitimate geopolitical activity?
[+10] u/pleasestoptalkin: Tell me how we have sexdolls and we have ai robots but we don’t possess the technology to combine the two so I have to pay to take my gf out to dinner every night?
[+10] u/DrElkSnout: Trump's post yesterday was so unhinged that I didn't even buy more DVN today. I don't care what oil goes to, I'm sitting this motherfucker out right now.
[+10] u/csekseni1: There are looming macroeconomic threats plus long term effects of energy shock. TACO is priced in with macroeconomics not priced in. If TACO maybe a small pump followed by pain once reality sets in and if he doesn’t TACO which looks to be the case (oil price, prediction markets) then all mayhem breaks lose. Perhaps someone can kindly tell me the bull case so I can weight going long here, because I truly don’t understand.
[+10] u/rocier: you ever buy a stock, watch it go up 100% over a year, sit back and fold your arms with a smug look, wait another year, watch it go back to the price you bought it, then sell it? I have... twice!
[+10] u/Apple2o: I’m leveraged to the literal tits
[+10] u/Jacobpapi: Guys 0DTE are not working, lets move to weeklys or monthlys
[+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: iran will be the 51st state with the gay ayatollah as the governor you heard it here first
[+9] u/aegiroth: why isn't the market shitting its pants right now ? what insider info am i missing
[+9] u/zuziannka: Letsss go tomorrow is pooots day
[+9] u/PulIthEld: Go long calls. If WW3 happens we all gonna die. If it doesn't you become rich.
[+9] u/SwitchAgreeable: I wish hot pockets still tasted the same as they did 3-4 years ago
[+9] u/Poptart_Salad: Maybe Iran will get tired of this nonsense and preemptively strike. Not like they're gonna get a fair offer in 24hrs. At some point we have to progress to the next phase of this war.
[+9] u/ZeroSumTruths: Artemis is near the moon and we're listening to Orange juice describing wet sand smh...
[+9] u/jahnesaisquoi: if i could just have 10k profit rn i think id finally be back to living life and never look at options again
[+8] u/plannedgravy: It’s May 25th, 2026.
The Iranian regime surrenders unconditionally and is replaced by a pro American democracy.
The US has complete control of middle eastern oil and shipping lanes.
$20/barrel to the US, 1000% mark up for everyone who didn’t help.
DOW at 60k.
You look back wondering why you went all in on long dated puts.
[+8] u/yellowLantern: Incredibly low volume today. Less than 40M shares traded on SPY, have to go back to Christmas Eve which was a half day to get something comparable.
[+8] u/GreyMatter22: As market closed today, we find ourselves in a paradigm.
It is either a TACO, and the conflict while active stays at current speed, or total war, where all energy plants across energy rich nations go offline, upon which all of us enter into an immidiate recession due to inflationary and eneregy shocks that we will collectively feel.
Feels like we are threading quite the needle here.
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: this is going to be a classic buy the rumor buy the news event
[+8] u/leshermes: last pump before the grand finale
[+8] u/Open_Marketing_2134: A day that the US President admits war crimes on national television and the market holds. What world are we living in?
[+8] u/Mediocre_Pangolin572: What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force ? Market crash.
[+8] u/ShitStainStoop: Some of the last oil shipments since before the war still haven’t gotten to their destination, the oil shock hasn’t fully hit the world yet
[+8] u/fightoraccept: I'm going to lose so much money and I don't even have a position yet.
[+8] u/Wide_Bonus3157: Is my $650 4/17 Short call fuk?
[+8] u/sdanielsmith: They'll expire worthless, but wake up anyway and watch it happen in real time. Good luck of your surgery. Come back soon.
[+7] u/Kind-Recognition4528: I’m gonna have to say a “see you later” for a week cause tomorrow I’m getting banned because MSFT didn’t go to 320. 😚😚 Love you bros. I’ll be back soon! Wen plummet btw?
[+7] u/PyloPower: You know what would be really funny? Musk somehow making SpaceX acquire Tesla before the IPO.
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: the clowns running S&P 500 added fucking casey's general stores instead of marvel in the index so they can add it when it's 200+ 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/zg44: AVGO has a long term deal with GOOG for TPUs through 2031.
AVGO up 3-4% after hours.
[+7] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Bought another MU call. It seemed like a retarded idea and that’s why I did it. Gotta throw logic out the window when Trump is president
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: This market doesn't make any sense, it's like "I'm going to drop to deep red real soon but not yet"
[+7] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Lose on calls lose on puts
[+7] u/jostradumass: Either 640 or 670 tomorrow.
[+7] u/qx2: I hope all this theta dicks get what is coming for them soon.
[+7] u/OG_L0c: my pp is small like those famous Italian statues
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: Nothing. It has to come to us 👍🏻
[+7] u/poopieuser909: bro just take another nap
[+7] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: I bet the dopamine hit off that feeling of being wanted yet relishing in the melancholy must be off the charts for an estrogen soaked brain. Wuthering heights level of euphoria
[+6] u/ReadGlitteringk: I’m curious how many people lost money at the casino today. Maybe I can help out some of them
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: I'm gonna die when Elon announces he needs to add Lidar to the robotaxis
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: that bitch going vertical AH
[+6] u/CBme08: Lost all my winnings from Thursday pump today. Nice 👍🙂 *cries in corner*
[+6] u/PlentyArmy2411: The CC I sold on UNH was my only winning position, lmfao im a clown 🤡
[+6] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: 🥭 is a retard and bulls are just as retarded. Nothing he says matters anymore. SPY $500.
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: Pretty bullish in here on Taco…please don’t jinx us guys!
[+6] u/Wide_Bonus3157: I feel like the TACO is priced in.... which we all know he will inevitablyTACO, and we might float a bit higher. IDK what to make of this market anymore though.
[+6] u/Naewind: Market has flat lined, 655-660 range rest of the year.
[+6] u/RuthlessWolf: Tomorrow is green like I said before. Calls printing
[+6] u/Ant_I_aLittle_Bug: Anyone know why $MRVL just dropped straight down? Was a new S&P addition announced and it wasn’t them?
[+6] u/wattap: POLITICO: VP VANCE ON STANDBY FOR IRAN NEGOTIATIONS
[+6] u/MenagerieAlfred: Iran: no response
🥭: Iran capitulated and we have won. I’m pulling everything home.
World: um, the straight is still closed and the region is in shambles
🥭 :,🤷
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I only recently became aware that the Iranians do not consider themselves Arabs, and frankly hate the Arabs around them.
So this all makes a little more sense to me
[+5] u/DJisDopeAF: UNH! I’m fucking saved 😭😭😭🙌🏾
[+5] u/rocier: on track to make 0 dollars this year. Sweet!
[+5] u/miata_only: Brought a bunch of old pokemon cards to a hobby store and walked out with $400. They definitely fleeced me though, you guys.
[+5] u/Apple2o: Bullish for bank earnings next week since the only AI making profit is trading algos
[+5] u/Dejectly: Everyone's still on their "die TSLA die" arc so there's a chance my calls will print tomorrow *Thomas Face*
[+5] u/Rmonte90: What am I doing tomorrow with 300? Serious answers only 🤡
[+5] u/Frosty-Pea-4577: Gut tells me calls tmr and puts Wednesday, so I prob should inverse that
[+5] u/trent_upscale: ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥
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[+5] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: “Iran talks going well”. What talks?!
[+5] u/DuaLipa247: Calls tomorrow don’t be retarded
[+5] u/RansomeRandom: When everyone's all of a sudden a bull after a .47% move up, you know it's time to start inverting and puts are the move. Just a matter of time, almost 24 hours to be exact before no deal is reached and iran says fuck you, come get it.
[+5] u/SlyCooper007: Hmmm last time it was this bullish in here…ah nevermind.
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: GUYS, **IT´S LITERALLY BEEN A DECADE SINCE THE ORIGINAL "WE GONNA WIN SO MUCH YOU´RE GOING TO GET TIRED OF WINNING"**... dayuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm man, dayuuuuuuuuuuuum... it´s too much, please, too fast, I can´t believe it´s been a DECADE fuck.... market up 200% since then
[+5] u/Dornitz: Last chance to jump on QQQ before it rockets.
[+5] u/coloredzebra: Bruh why am I retarded...was up on MSFT 370p today, was at like +150-200% return, had a interview so I let them ride 🤦♂️
Should have just taken profits off the table smh
[+5] u/Hungry-Brain-3287: Thankful to be up for the day. I did not wake up thinking "UNH is gonna moon and save your port".
Weird fucking start to the week.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Honestly the most mind blowing thing is Tesla is down. How the fuck is that mega retarded stock not jumping 10% randomly like usual
[+5] u/auroraavm: They wanted delayed 401k's to buy the fake pump. so obv
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: #MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME, SOYBOY!
[+5] u/Early_Rule8255: Oil shipments from the strait are still coming to America from ships that started their journey before the strait closed
Once those are done everyone’s gonna be hurting
No avoiding it
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: Just got off an hour long call with my tax firm.
Their advice for this year involved more rope than I anticipated.
[+5] u/ShitStainStoop: VERY CONCERNED FOR EVERYONE
[+5] u/slimeystevebob: VERY CONCERN FOR ALL OF US
[+5] u/AwarenessRoyal4717: Today was a sweet day when you’re full ported into UNH
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Who cares if 🥭 🌮's tomorrow. You're already fucked bulls. Why can't you understand that??
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Bros my favorite barista called me a chud
is that like chad ? 💪
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Those sons bitches sold my calls at a loss right before it pumped up
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: can’t go wrong with AMZN
[+5] u/Outof_ITM: THETA TAKE THE WEEHEEEL ☠️
[+5] u/bilingualbunny: Wher earnings thread
[+5] u/Remarkable_Owl: Everything is going great and you should totally buy calls.
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: woah what is this place?
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: I’m doing my work, contributing to the theta gang
[+5] u/mackey88: Believe it or not, calls on everything.
Oil up, SPY up… everything is going to go up.
[+5] u/Street-Corporation: Where’s Howie Mandel because the entire market is hinging on deal or no deal. It’s a fucking coin flip. Where’s the $2 dollar bill god brain economist he might know what to do.
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Thinking he strikes.
Is it easier to reach SPY 696+ now if he backs out, ORRRRR, does he perceive the bounce back from <600 would make scorched earth worth it?
Thinking the latter because he said as much several times and the similar Tariff rally rewarded him last year.
He'll bank our 401k's that a 2026 "victory" will be the new 2025 Tariff rally story.
Maybe all this delay is just so PLTR's model has time to finish the target package.
Edit: Also another point is $0.01 above ATH is still new ATH, even if it's coming from SPY 300.
[+5] u/Melonskal: > If Iran is forced to attack refineries
Lmfao. They have been doing that since day one.
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Donnie can say anything these days and nobody really cares
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: “What happened w UNH?”… “*insert bullshit reply”
[+5] u/NatasEvoli: Man the verbs used in this sub crack me up. S&P up like 0.38% and it's "rippin".
[+5] u/Dawnchaffinch: Can’t delete dna tests
[+5] u/SylphCo93: Iran can order Houthis to close the other strait.
[+33] u/Montyprice7206: At 8pm EST tomorrow all of Iran will have MELANIA the movie broadcast on all tvs, internet, and phones . An attack the likes of which our enemies have never seen before
[+17] u/nyse25: pro tip: if you have a printer do not tell ANYONE
[+16] u/Fancy_Goat685: This is gonna dump so hard. You tards think a deal will be made. How do they make a deal when all the deal makers been blown up...
[+15] u/Pazzaaaaaa: All of retail trapped, time to resume dump to 600
[+14] u/Mountain-Steak-544: Why did I click that
[+13] u/infinitewaters107: I hope people who voted for this know the events of the last 1.5 years have single-handedly delayed the retirements of millions of fellow Americans lol.
[+13] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: If the SABIC facility really got hit, Oil is going to $120 easily tomorrow morning. Not sure if it is a big damage though.
[+13] u/trainwreck001: TSLA WAS ADDED TO S&P 500 TO BOOST ELONS NET WORTH. NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO FAST TRACK SPACEX INTO THE S&P BEFORE TSLA CRASHES AS THE PONZI REVEALS ITSELF AND THE MARKET TANKS.
LOL
[+13] u/Houston_swimmer: U.S. govt gonna be like “let’s do it before the crank wears off”
[+12] u/trsx5: If you guys think something is gonna happen tomorrow at 8pm tomorrow, i have some magical beans to sell you.
It will be a "concept of a plan deal" -> Deadline delayed again -> Talks going well -> Escalation Threats -> "Concept of another deal" -> Praise Allah
[+12] u/CasherburyTales: Bro is just still creating hype like it’s an episode of the apprentice and some ratings game.
[+11] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Every time I deposit money in my trading account I’m a little bit pissed because the flow of money should be out of the trading account and into my bank account, not the other way around.
[+11] u/modder9: LMAO BOLS IN SHAMBLES
[+11] u/Upset-Motor-2602: This market feels more like a suicide pact. You go long, the bottom falls, you're short, it rips. You do the opposite, the opposite happens. It's like the reverse-Heisenberg Market. The very fact that you participate makes the market behave the opposite way.
[+11] u/Overall-Fold-9720: If we already destroyed their whole airforce, navy and ground forces, what does blowing up bridges achieve ?
And in the aim to take the country in "one night", wouldn't the bridges integrity be particularly important ?
[+11] u/Ok_Upstairs3431: good idea, oil extraction is such a fast setup and I am certain Iran would hand the fields over in tip top condition should the US invade
[+10] u/thenelston: like if my puts die because theres a ceasefire or some shit then fine ill admit i was wrong but im not selling this shit while we have the worlds most retarded slow motion train crash
[+10] u/Nice-Difference8641: Honestly no matter how stupid it sounds I have to believe in taco for this Tuesday night total destruction strike because the alternative is honestly too terrifying to consider
[+10] u/Saturn_winter: Kinda funny that the guy with the launch codes also isn't legally allowed to own a firearm lmao, just a small oversight
[+10] u/Ukleafowner: The fact the S+P 500 is down less than 400 points since the war started is actually incredible.
[+10] u/wenxuan2: Why is there a deadline? Just bomb if you really wanted to instead of all these fake nonsense
[+10] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Made $750 and paid $800 in commissions 😂! C'est La Vie!
[+10] u/WombatShwambat: Watching 🥭 talk about doing war crimes with the Easter Bunny next to him really makes me believe that our reality slipped into some fucked up timeline in 2016
[+10] u/trsx5: # WHERE THE FUCK IS VANCE
[+10] u/NlNJANEER: So let me get this straight, SPY rebalanced EOM and reduced its tech holdings while substantially increasing its energy holdings.
[+9] u/AggieDem: Holy red candle batman!
[+9] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: Cramer says "You probably own Tesla. The shareholders believe in Musk. You believe in Musk."
NO AND NO THE HELL I DO NOT!!!!!!!
[+9] u/No-Improvement3164: Getting tired of more movement in AH than during hour.
[+9] u/tidjou: 🥭 playing 3-Dementia chess
[+9] u/mr_stupid_face: VP Vance taking a trip to Wakanda to test out their futuristic couches
[+9] u/LossMax: Waking up tomorrow +/- 2%. No way around it
[+9] u/Extension_Source8263: Why is Market dropping right now?
[+9] u/Ill-Expression1737: down 10k on poots fkn sad
[+9] u/CasherburyTales: “Blow up every bridge in Iran”. Bro thinks we’re fucking stupid
[+9] u/NaturalFortune8397: pissing rain outside
time to make a minority deliver me chinese takeout 🥡
[+9] u/Jeffranks: 2% ain’t a confidence play
[+9] u/hiphopanonomos: Crypto guy says dollar is bad lol
[+8] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Took pre workout but I don’t want to walk to the gym now. Should be a fun night 🤪
[+8] u/cyril1991: How can we sneak attack Iran in the middle of peace negotiations if they won’t even start negotiating again?
[+8] u/thenelston: i dont even know anymore man
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: ANOTHA CRASH ZADDY 💅
[+8] u/RougarouGumbo: thinking about selling everything and buying back Wednesday, crazy i have the power to cause or prevent a ceasefire with this one decision
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I need to get the fuck out of MSFT
[+8] u/would-rather-read: lol they just blew the biggest facility it’s over bro
[+8] u/trainwreck001: IRAN HAS NO CHILL.
LOL
[+8] u/NativePlant870: Why is spy going up with oil sitting at 52 week high
[+8] u/Evander85: Been thinking about getting a 2nd job as an uber driver just to get some time away from the fam
[+8] u/boraboca: 100% you were fleeced
[+8] u/kal14144: Almost like their entire religion (Shia Islam) is built around a martyr and our genius plan was to martyr their leader on day 1.
[+7] u/my_garagegym_name: The news is noone did a fucking thing today because a person unanimously known for lying indicated his next lie won't be available until tomorrow.
[+7] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Why are they so serious about their desalination plants ?
Just drink salt water, wtf
[+7] u/Nice-Truck8806: MY PUTS EXPIRED WORTHLESS BC OF YOU 🥭👦🏿
WHY DIDNT YOU LET HILDAWG WIN IT WAS HER TURN 🧕😿
[+7] u/nyse25: Sometimes, celebrities even reach out to you.
Last year, Cristiano Ronaldo sent me a dm asking for money cause his team hadn't paid him yet.
[+7] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: USO up…spy is up? Hmm who is lying here???
[+7] u/Dangerous-Career5793: If puts were obvious and hence not the right play, doesn't that make calls the even more obvious counter-obvious trade that then becomes too obvious, thus making puts the new counter-obvious trade?
[+7] u/PARABOLIC-Explorer: For Bridge & Power Plant Day I’ve decided to throw a pot luck. Come dressed inappropriately.
[+7] u/Exact_Fish8550: Bought 5 k in Wednesday puts.
You’re welcome. So tired of this nonsense I figured I’d go in on puts to end this madness…
My goal is to lose all this money so bulls can reign supreme forever.
TLDR Ultimate sacrifice for GigaBulls
[+7] u/peace_seeker007: Oh boy. Iran just blew up SABIC facility. World's 4th largest Petrochemical manufacturers.
[+7] u/wright_on_: Starting a company called ClosedAI. Only I can use it.
[+7] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: You gotta pay the strait toll
To get into Iran's soul
You gotta pay the strait toll to get in
[+7] u/wrongrobertpatrick: dick cheney’s ghost told me hell is hot and to buy haliburton
[+7] u/ModeForJoe: oil and sp500 both rising is copium by the market... but only one of those two moves will prove right by the end of the week. We'll find out soon enough ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
[+7] u/DriftWoodBarrel: Iran charging a toll to cover the damages caused by Israel and the US seems reasonable.
[+7] u/droopy227: They’re discussing this at your favorite gay bar?
[+7] u/no_simpsons: your dad works at nintendo?
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: You're really overthinking it
[+6] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Iran could just give the middle finger to 🥭 earlier than his deadline amd crash the markets tomorrow. Would be hilarious.
[+6] u/ChampagnePapi-: is another liberation day too much to ask for
[+6] u/Negative_Dark_7008: Even if he doesn't blow up everything it's still not good like the supply chain disruption has already greatly affected the economy that they haven't priced in even if the war ended tomorrow lol it's just like okay this is just all kinda a cosmic joke. Like if he doesn't end up carpet bombing the entire country it's still not a good out come it's just less bad than one of the worst possible outcomes... Like I'm a bear but it's the just don't dance mentality I'm just holy shit am I tired of the lies and manipulation like I'll make money on my call hedges but like it's still stupid. I hope for peace though like if I'm going to be wrong let people like live and not barrell towards ww3 but if we are headed there anyways like you know?
[+6] u/TheOriginalBushToad: This jackass is gonna TACO my poots, isn't he....
[+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: Oil and stocks going up for the past few trading sessions. Something is bound to break and it won’t be pretty
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: My college called beer pong “Beirut”
[+6] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Hear me out. Sydney sweeney wearing a pair of nikes. In space.
[+6] u/Holiday-Career-9349: Thankfully Elvis didn't have to go through this misery. RIP
[+6] u/Dangerous-Career5793: Only 27% of stocks are above their 50 day moving average. This 'rally" stinks to high heaven.
[+6] u/would-rather-read: it’s like they forgot iran can fight back lol
[+6] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Upped my puts today. Something something Allah.
[+6] u/Internal-Cut-5890: It’s fake the moon was full 4 days ago
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: It’s going to get worse before it gets better.
[+6] u/Burger_Gouger: 4 hours until he says 4 hours until he says 2-3 weeks until he says 4 hours
[+6] u/AllCapNoBrake: We blow up bridges in 96 hrs?
[+5] u/Thecreamcheeze: I’m hearing in the back channels that the ceasefire announcement might come tonight around 8
[+5] u/StankyDegen: lowest volume in a year....
[+5] u/tripstermcgee808: “Don’t look up” kinda market now days
[+5] u/hardcrepe: Ah yes\~ We gotta save the planet, stop eating, driving, lower your item wattage, we might have to use powder to block out the sun. Until suddenly. AI AI AI\~ what? New science reveals that shit don't matter. Oh but these data centers will use a lot of your non saltwater and raise all your electric bills for about 30 full time jobs in your area that we will import the workers for. Sorry.
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: BOB by OutKast timeless banger
[+5] u/SKJ_2012: If you dont buy puts at open tomorrow you hate money
[+5] u/Overall-Fold-9720: >ENTIRE COUNTRY CAN BE TAKEN OUT IN ONE NIGHT, AND THAT NIGHT MIGHT BE TOMORROW NIGHT
Oooooohhhh boy
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: going to see "The Killer" on the big screen tonight. Prolly my favorite of the old school John Woo classics
[+5] u/donniedarko1010: I have a genuine doubt, is the US willing to concede anything to Iran in a ceasefire deal? I haven't read anything reporting such. I have read iran are ready to cede nuclear abilities etc. from some sources, but nothing from the US side. Why will iran accept anything to open the strait if they are getting nothing?
[+5] u/QuantrixQuintrix: It was like 24hrs ago that people were convinced 🥭 was dead
[+5] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: The names fukt, bigly fukt
[+5] u/sanndman: TACO has now confirmed that Iran has til Tuesday 8pm until Taco will not look in their direction and may ignore them if approached by said "Iran". He will also move lunch tables if "Iran" is anywhere near him.
[+5] u/modder9: I used 57k to make $150. Gotta set the bar higher tbh.
[+5] u/TheLelouchLamperouge: Nakey USO longs anyone?
[+5] u/trainwreck001: IRAN BROUGHT DOWN A US A-10 WARTHOG WITH A WEAPONIZED ROCK.
NO WONDER MONGO WANTS NO PARTS OF THE STRAITS.
LOL
[+5] u/Fitzaroo: Seems like strangles or straddles would be worthwhile.
[+5] u/Own_Top_7009: 4 green is impossible
[+5] u/masahirox: A service to help people be fat and lazy will always win
[+5] u/kal14144: Shows he’s too pussy to actually do shit and he’s just begging for concessions at this point
[+5] u/bungholio99: Bitcoin futures long if the breakout possibility stays intact the next hours
[+5] u/MAGA-Gladiator: $10 says Trump posts tonight: Iran reached out, strait reopens in 48 hours. And guess what happens in 48 hours?
[+5] u/Academic_Banana_5659: April historically has always been a good month for Microsoft and in the lead up to April this year Microsoft has had its worst six months since 2008 despite record breaking earnings
So my logic is it has to bounce ...
[+21] u/Deep-Ad-8525: Absolutely nothing will happen tomorrow
[+19] u/DesignerSea494: 2004 public: “This war is just about oil!”
2004 Government: “… No it isn’t.”
2026 Government: “Well, of course it’s about oil. Don’t you wanna make some mother fucken money!?”
[+16] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Boot on the ground
"Iranian General just sent this message to the Iranian people:
"Prepare and be at the highest state of readiness, for the United States and Israel will attack Iran by land in the coming hours. It seems that a U.S. ground attack on Iran is imminent."
Seems the 'negotiations' aren't going well unfortunately."
[+15] u/tombrady011235: The distraction from the Epstein files worked really well
[+13] u/John-AtlasGames: Huh. So the mango pines for the great days of 1929. Interesting.
[+13] u/LongCucumber3710: BREAKING: Iran has delivered its highly anticipated "10-point" response to the US' "15-point peace plan."
Iran's 10-point plan includes:
1. Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again
2. Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire
3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon
4. Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran
5. End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies
6. In return, Iran would open the Strait of Hormuz
7. Iran would impose a Hormuz fee of $2 million per ship
8. Iran would split these fees with Oman
9. Iran to provide rules for safe passage through Hormuz
10. Iran to use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparations
President Trump's "deadline" for a peace deal with Iran is 25 hours away.
https://x.com/kobeissiletter/status/2041292793063121380?s=46
What do we think?
[+11] u/Beginning_Sentence69: Let me tell you regards ffs,
I lose $100 trading this morning staring at charts and candles.
I go on the shitter with my phone and take the fastest 5 minute shit, throw a few yolo 0DTE's to make $110.
$10 profit trading off my phone without a strategy.
Shits a fucking scam.
[+11] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: The live conference today was a absolute joke. All they did was talk about the rescue of these pilots which nobody even care if they exist or not. Could have been communicated in one short sentence and nobody would even care.
[+11] u/TyroneSwoopes: Kinda funny all the posturing CF Vance did towards the EU for not ‘properly securing’ Greenland and we got the clown show trying to secure a 20 mile stretch of water.
[+11] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Miami crypto bros being evicted at a record pace 😦🤌
[+11] u/GreenGameboyColor: Just did my taxes
Bro laughed at how much my losses have been 🥲
[+11] u/---Right--Tackle---: #bring back the emojis you cowards 🤬😤
[+11] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: SELL your fuckin' calls, you crazy bastards!!
[+11] u/Anxious-Pear4200: So theres was so much talk about the war today, i guess we forgot about the epstein files? Im going puts
[+10] u/Swiftnice: So once the deadline passes tomorrow I'm assuming 🥭 will say we plan to begin our attack Friday at 8pm
[+10] u/OptionsHuduga: She’s a 10 but she keeps extending your deadline
[+10] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: I’m down 50% going off sentiment here. I’m inversing you idiots from now on
[+10] u/Saaan: there's only one TACO in this room.
[+9] u/user365735: Obviously the astronauts have been hijacked by space pirates
[+9] u/McKoijion: Relax guys, we totally intercepted the drones. The explosions are just falling debris.
[+9] u/Zealousideal_Lock789: Odds 🥭 actually turns Iran into glass tomorrow? Believe it or not puts!
[+9] u/SomePolack: This shit is the type of hubris I used to read about in Greek tragedies
[+8] u/R1ckyB0bby_: Open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards
[+8] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Pussy boy isn’t doing shit tomorrow lmao
[+8] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Feel like market gonna dump tomorrow, too bullish here
[+8] u/iDahves: I still can’t get over the Easter tweet
[+8] u/Buggs_1ife: Look at me, LOOK AT ME!
I am the strait of hormuz now..
[+8] u/SPY_0DTE: man Trump is so envious of Obama, every time he gets a chance to rail on him he takes it and he gets so into it
[+8] u/YNeverWAlone: Damn the Kurds pulled a reverse kurd
[+8] u/SnooShortcuts7911: Earlier today Bitcoin peaked above $70K and was immediately hit by a wave of selling. There's too much overhead resistance to justify even speculative buys at these prices. The upside potential is limited, whereas the downside risk is significant.
[+7] u/MyDogsNameIsTim: I'm 100% certain that 98% of this subs comments is bots
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: It’s getting awfully quiet in here I think we are running on low volume just like spy was earlier
[+7] u/Ok_Dish1650: This moon thing is kinda cool yo
[+7] u/coffeebro32: When are they gonna talk about the Epstein files again?
[+7] u/WonUpH: Crayon eating duel against Donnie you're cooked bro
[+7] u/RelentlessPutz: Im ber but you war bers disgust me.
[+7] u/14BrewMan: Im just saying 2 million for safe passage isn't awful.
[+7] u/Ahthongkorkor: ADVISOR TO IRAN'S GHALIBAF: 🥭 HAS ABOUT 20 HOURS TO EITHER SURRENDER TO IRAN OR HIS ALLIES WILL RETURN TO THE STONE AGE; WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN
So 🌮 extension soon?
[+7] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: giving 80% of the world's population unfettered access to a digital megaphone that can reach millions of people might be the worst thing we as a species have ever done
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Fuck it boys im calling it tomorrows the night Trump follows through
[+7] u/Technical-Emu-32: So isn't the play calls tomorrow? He already gave us the timeline. And it can only be good news during market hours.
[+7] u/All_FIREdUp: I’m getting married in like 19 days and apparently it takes WEEKS to get a suit in??? WTF
[+7] u/Forward-Ad5608: Have held bullish positions for a while but worried as basically everyone here is now bol. Looking at a -20% day tomorrow :(
[+7] u/llasar17: I'm not falling for that again
[+7] u/callsonreddit: Sucks for the guys on the moon
They don’t got Reddit
[+6] u/Threebridges2: Everything aside, just an absolutely pathetic performance from Iran. They finally shoot down a plane but then let numerous enemy planes conduct search and rescue operations 100 miles into their own territory nearly unopposed for two days and not only allow both crew members to be rescued, but inflict zero casualties on the US. Pretty laughable tbh
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: walmart didn't have a single bag in the whole fucking store, everyone looked like it was the end times
they kept microfiber towels behind the counter and wouldn't let me get them unless i paid at that register
i am in san diego, we don't have ghettos here
[+6] u/Effective_Dog3089: Artemis 2 should push RKLB to 80$
[+6] u/Outrageous_Method432: Mango can’t escape this trap.
[+6] u/Oldschoolhype2: BTC dump bearish indicator.
[+6] u/Threebridges2: Sources saying 🥭 speaking at 8 EST. Boots on ground?
[+6] u/magneticpasta9: This is all a distraction from the real market destroying catalyst. The 12-ton kitkat heist. This will actually topple the American economy, think about all of the happiness eviscerated from Americans daily lives without this chocolate coated wafer. People won't be thinking straight. I'm talking wars, famines, lootings, stabbings. My position: HSY 500cs. Soon you will be buying your oil directly from Hershey. NFA
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Iran presented a very sound offer
[+6] u/EducationalCicada: My superpower is being invisible to women.
[+6] u/TheRealArmament: Is 300k net worth at 32 good?
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Bessent been real quiet
[+6] u/Equivalent_Fly_5559: If he follows through, Iran will probably tell Houthi to start firing on Red Sea oil tankers and oil will hit 200, that will be Diesel average us price of 12 usd and shortages. This is the oil age. The issue Taco has is that Iran can bring an end to that and send every country back to Stone Age.
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: How to pick up chicks.
Go get a minivan and let her know you're ready to start a family. Except, you don't want to start a family you only want to get laid. But don't tell her that, be vague about your intentions.
Profit.
[+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: Bridges and Power plants. Lots of demand for the civil engineers and construction workers
[+6] u/PM_YOUR_TC: Man my spy puts are dead, but my oil calls/futures are printing. Lmao should have just done nothing
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Forget tech stocks. Commodities are p p p printing
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: i full ported ASTS calls today. Im either ruined or will make out well. we will see. fml why do i do this to myself...
[+6] u/SomePolack: USO calls have been free money on every pullback
Still too scared to hold them more than one night
[+6] u/isolated-cat: oil please don't break 120 until I am loaded with long positions
[+5] u/Anxious-Pear4200: So, as i read your comments, i need to point out one thing. Probably most US citizens dont get it. Oil is endless. We geot 30 to 60 years at best, before its gone in the way we would need it. This path is a dead end anyways. U will sell your trucks, if u want or not. Its nature. And u can punch your head against the wall as much as u want. It wont change. Its science.
[+5] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: Bought some wti futes. I don’t think we’ve hit the ceiling and 🥭s threats aren’t working
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Dude44 being a backseater
[+5] u/winston511: 🥭- surrender or we will send you back to the Stone Age. 🇮🇷- no you first
[+5] u/schleeper1: shoulda bought puts at close fah
[+5] u/wallstreetjuice: 🐝🐝 is gonna take Lebanon while we are all finger popping eachothers assholes
[+5] u/Ninefingerzs: Best 🥭 quote “ Iran gehs”
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Volume was trash today, algos on spring break 💃🕺
[+5] u/Microwave-Dave: Responding to the Kurdish reporter: "Do you want the Kurds to stay away from Iran?" with "I'd rather have them stay away, and I think they bring some problems, and death to themselves." has got to be the most mind blowing thing I have heard him say in 24 seconds.
That was followed by cursing, live on television.
[+5] u/Anxious-Pear4200: I love the Artemis mission and i really believe in it, BUT its pretty cheeky to send them out while your citizens are suffering.
It just feels like cold war politics to distract from the reality.
[+5] u/Ok_Dish1650: What if you get traffic stopped and they ask you to get out of the car and pat you down, but then you kind of like it? 😳
[+5] u/PretendAgency2702: Mango is just going to say I'm giving them 3 more days like I originally told them I would do and they thanked me for being such a great guy
[+5] u/myturn19: Anyone else edging their peen all day because of their gains from this recovery?
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: I took a pill in the Strait of Hormuz, to show 🍊 I was cool, and when I finally got sober, I became a ghey 🐂
[+5] u/saw-it: Has Netanyahu even said thank you yet?
[+5] u/Bcider: r/selffuck
This is how this market makes me feel right now
[+5] u/PopularCut4124: Open the fucking casino you crazy bastards
[+5] u/piss_stored_in_balls: I have no ass, and I must poop
[+5] u/MasterElite1: >Bloomberg.com - The Iran War Just Broke the Petrodollar
>https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2026-04-06/the-petrodollar-loop-supporting-the-treasury-market-is-broken
✅️
[+5] u/tastyfreeeze69: If I was 🥭 and Iran kept Dunking on me with twitter posts I’d be bombing them 8am out of spite
[+31] u/Haunting-Window-5125: Lmao Trumps Deadline was first issues on March 21st and was set for 48 hours haha. If Kamala did anything close to this they would say she was a weak woman who wasnt respected etc.
They really just love this fat old orange freak because hes a pedotard just like them and/or their uncle.
[+16] u/PhotoSpheres: Iran thinks they’re tough now but let’s see how those troglodytes deal with another good ol fashioned American deadline extension tomorrow. 🦅!
[+14] u/wildcat1055: More demands from Iran to end the war:
* Full control of the Strait
* Being added to the insider trading group chat
* 2 golf memberships at the Doral golf club
* Monthly shipments of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater
[+13] u/CunningPianist: Largest Petrochemical facility in Saudi gets hit.
>Futures: Haha time to go up
AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS??
[+12] u/GideonWainright: Iran firing its birds at Israel. Bombs dropping on Tehran. Both Iran and USA publicly rejected ceasefire proposal. Exchange promises of "hell" and praise be to Allah.
Peace negotiations are going well!
[+11] u/illbebahk: I like how the only options for wednesday morning is
1. Tactical nuke
2. Taco
[+11] u/Late_Echo1453: Started my new job today and my office does free lunch Monday-Thursday and all the snacks are free. 🥲🥲🥲 i never have to worry about spending $20 a day on lunch, what im going to eat, or if i’m going to pack. I’m going to lose my twink status real fast
[+10] u/avdvetf: nearly 100% odds mango tacos tomorrow
[+10] u/samwehl: The amount of mentally ill retards is at an all time high.
[+9] u/w33dw1zard420: Iran better figure out how to turn footsteps into electricity quick
[+9] u/Dividedby21mil: Can we knockout South Koreas power instead so I can finally win a few Star Craft matches?
[+9] u/Subject_Delay5447: Not sure if the negotiation with Iran is real, but >!your losses are real!<
[+9] u/OkAlternative7705: When you stop watching markets and reels for 5 minutes and all those things you are avoiding and distracting yourself from come back and you realize the problem was never in the markets but it has always been within myself
[+9] u/TinyDelegation: icarly predicted web shows. absolutely wild
[+9] u/These-Shoulder8017: Artemis come back to planet of the apes.
[+9] u/SecurityFar1910: Spy should be below 600 by now instead it’s hovering above 655. Unbelievable
[+8] u/Any_Life_6178: The fries in the bag? they’re priced in too
[+8] u/Aware-Teacher5389: Wishing everyone a happy power plant and bridge day tomorrow! Be well and praise be to Allah!
[+8] u/Any_Life_6178: Open the fucking Epstein Files you crazy bastards or you’ll be in Hell!
[+8] u/SuperNewk: What if Irans final demand is a full unredacted release of the files before opening the strait?
[+7] u/ismebbb: The was like 3 bots trading with each other today
[+7] u/jules13131382: I just feel bad for the people living in Iran. I don’t even care anymore about the market. I’m just sitting in it and waiting for orange man to get out of office.
[+7] u/TheRealJohnOptions: So we’re firing our entire munitions stockpile into the desert again and china almost exclusively controls the rare earths we need to replace them? Sorry Taiwan bros
Also everyone that let this teeny tiny critical existential choke point of the entire wests military capacity should be criminally charged with being regarded
[+7] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Futures kinda wet and sandy
[+7] u/Level_Counter3062: Got the worst stomach bug all day, like debilitating. You never appreciate your health until you are sick
[+7] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Just crash already ffs
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: I hate sand. It's course, and it get everywhere.
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said 🌽 to $3 million soon
[+6] u/voidedhip: Errr I’m down 9k on puts past three days. Full ported 401k on EWJ puts now. How the fuck is the market still irrational
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Piss poor volume rally under the 200 day MA and bulls think they are safe
[+6] u/Bravadette: This mf'er just said they can see the entire dark side of the moon via earthshine guys. It ain't dark!
[+6] u/mtol115: Tesla drill continues tmr?
[+6] u/severed02: Open the fuckin’ straitjacket, you crazy bastards!
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Still looking for that cure for the broken heart bros
[+6] u/warm_fork: I finished my paint chips whats for desert
[+6] u/Waste-Head7963: THE MOON IN THE SKY IS JUST A HOLOGRAM.
NASA THINKS WE BELIEVE THAT THEY LANDED ON SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EVEN EXIST LMAO.
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: If the market is up tomorrow i am cashing in and calling it, selling everything. This shit is straight up fake and gey
[+6] u/Optimal-Midnight4295: Quite frankly the sandy sand was far sandlier than anybody has ever seen before. I saw pictures of the sand and I said wow that’s sandy
[+6] u/CunningPianist: I mean, so is attacking schools, hospitals, unarmed ships and refusing to pick up the survivors. Not to mention, starting an unprovoked war of aggression. We're way past the 'are we committing war crimes' bro.
[+6] u/1Oc2s52a12864s3sfa: A Professor wouldn't let me make up my discussion post when I tried to kill myself 3 years ago. She said because I got my disability accommodation from the school after, she couldn't retroactively let me make up due to her "course policy" that she can willingly change if she wanted to. Sometimes when I think about her and how heartless she was, I feel the urge to post something nasty about her on ratemyprofessor.
Any idea on how I can heal from this? It's like trauma that's fucking me up at random times throughout the year.
[+6] u/Vort3x7689: I kinda feel like he won't taco this time because everyone is expecting him to. He can't look weak and this time will be one too many. I hope he does though because it will be black wednesday if he bombs
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Get a good night of sleep tonight. You'll need it for tomorrow.
This has been a Me-Regarded market quick tip of the day, but only the tip
[+5] u/Evening_Following802: I forgot how it feels to make money 😭
[+5] u/Boromir-Wants-: I wish Porn Hub would IPO and its ticker was $JKOF
[+5] u/kawkface: If we don't get a TACO tomorrow during market hours I'm thinking about doing at the money straddle for Wednesday. Bro said they got till 8pm et or midnight right?
[+5] u/_Wendig0_: Leave the rating. Live your truth. Go broke trading FDs.
[+5] u/noahmfs: Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday and it will be TACOTOTE
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: I realized I am not meant for work. NEET is the truth.
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Saylor is right, heating homes with oil vs heating homes via bitcoin mining at 30% ARR compounding shows the absolute insanity of running the world on a centralized asset. If even 7% of the world does it, it changes the world...
[+5] u/Normal_Silver4582: What did i miss with UNH?
[+5] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: Did u monkeys actually buy calls into inevitable doom that will play out premarket before you can exit?
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: i guess btc going to give up all of yesterdays gains tonight . this iis why been telling everyone forever to short this
[+5] u/beerstearns: Why would anyone want solar power? It’s literally uncontrolled nuclear radiation coming from off-planet. Yuck. Far better to use natural, earth-based organic alternatives like petroleum and bituminous coal.
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Israel keeps sabotaging the ceasefire talk.... Wake up Americans
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: I got recommended the BYNDinvest sub holy shit how sad is that shithole.
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: not a single Artemis clip without some “we are humanity” speech or christ gospel...just show me the moon bruh lmao
[+5] u/avdvetf: the US is getting out memed hard, the war was already lost day 1
[+5] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: what abt the files where the president s fuckin children? nobody cares no more ig
[+5] u/PossibleLack835: who else aped in that micro cap space stock
[+5] u/Darjuz96: If Ferrero (Nutella producer) was a listed company. tomorrow the company would have a huge surge of their share value.
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Which one of y’all gonna be the first on losing it all buying 0DTEs from the future moon base
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: If 🥭 doesn’t 🌮, then the whole bomb everything all at once plan only makes sense if you’re bringing boots at the same time.
[+5] u/eje0100: I don't think Trump can TACO out of this Iran war. The IRGC don't give a fuck. They are not backing down. If we just pack up and leave, strait is still fucked. If we stay, it's 1 year+ ground war.
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: The way you regards define a pump makes me feel bad for your fleshlights
[+5] u/justanaveragejoe520: Game of chicken at this point. Who’s going to launch the big attack first 🍿. You don’t tell your enemies I’m going to hit you tomorrow at 9pm and don’t expect them to counter before
[+5] u/Ok_Importance9886: they will let Iran die, they are wanting an Iran ground invasion, that will help China and Russia weaken the US
[+5] u/4sKompany: HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU?!?!?!!!
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: The Ayatollah looks like he uses the n-word with a hard R a lot
[+23] u/Character_Pirate_152: WE ARE CRASHING STRAIGHT TO HELL TOMORROW BOYS. STRAIGHT TO FUXKIBG HELL. IF I AM WRONG I WILL HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE.
[+18] u/GeoBro3649: Iran is targeting a Saudi petrochemical facility that produces 7% of global petrochemicals. Safe to say... there ain't no deal.
[+17] u/LarsTarkas: Market still in full cope mode. 🥭 Will be able to jangle the keys to keep them distracted but the oil shortages in Asia and Europe are going to be too much to ignore
[+16] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: New recession indicator: jumped on COD for the first time in ages and there are way more angry baby mamas in the background. It can only mean that more baby daddies are being forced to live with their baby mamas for financial reasons.
[+16] u/Czyzzle: If you aren't holding a pile of USO calls to celebrate Bridges & Power Plants Day then please leave the casino and go to r/investing
[+16] u/lysergalien: That guy complaining about 6xing his money since January because it was 30x. Welcome to options bro, soon it'll be 0x
[+16] u/StonksInvesteur: OIL TO $150. LFGGGGGG
[+15] u/LarsTarkas: Blood red tonight but all it takes is a "Iran is negotiating" headline to bring it back
[+14] u/lysergalien: Tfw you go on truth social to check 🥭 shidposts and have to close a popup ad for singles in your area with an AI generated photo of generic blonde mom
[+14] u/Ecclesiastes510: Low volume pump today set up for dump
[+14] u/qqeyes: I’ve got a plan to open the straight of hormuz, but we’re gonna have to throw the best dang talent show this town has ever seen!
[+14] u/AlarmedPelican: Iran is far from perfect, but it is a beautiful country with rich culture and kind, intelligent people who deserve no wrongdoing.
[+13] u/cinecoinstudios: I won $250 on a scratch ticket and it felt like nothing…. Options have broken me
[+13] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Divorce is almost final. Finances are temporarily wrecked. Gonna have to bow out of the casino for a little while gents. Not thriving.
[+12] u/idontknow1967: I can’t wait for my -.35% tomorrow
[+12] u/No-Put2311: Im here to fear monger
[+11] u/aftherith: Guys I have been unemployed for months but I just got a sweet offer as a power plant manager. I have to relocate to another country and they're not going to tell me where until I get blindfolded and put on the plane. It's sort of a fun hazing thing they do I guess. I really think I should take this though guys.
[+11] u/Tay_Tay86: Apparently the rescued pilot used a Boeing device to signal for help
Bet he panicked when he saw that it was Boeing.
[+11] u/Zimoula: We are due for a second leg down to like 620, predictable since the bounce, then we bounce back to ath
[+11] u/soad1331: No what are you doing step-futes
[+10] u/OptionGamble: Futures are moving more than the market did all day
[+10] u/redshift83: The deadline is final. Well. That depends on what your definition of is is.
[+10] u/Soft-Run-1954: Hope yall brang some lube
[+10] u/swampassOG: https://preview.redd.it/y1vqagcecotg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb97bd0bd9d76c80b7e9c7c2ebb468b28e9951d
Here they come...
[+9] u/ConsciousScar7821: Hearing that the Pentagon presser tomorrow was just cancelled. Interesting.
[+9] u/swampassOG: Relax. We're all fukd
[+9] u/Icy-Leave-9111: Step 1: bait retail into calls. Step 2: rug pull. Step 3: retail panic buys puts. Step 4: instant reversal. Step 5: thank you for liquidity, see you tomorrow 🤝
[+9] u/poorat8686: Imagine if Iran cut the undersea fiber like they said…. Oh my gourd I’d wake up with money like $3000
[+9] u/Natarian86: More volume on this thread than on SPY.
Suss.
[+9] u/WarmCan3034: Liberation day round 2
[+9] u/aftherith: You are safe bulls. There's no way they let my puts print
[+9] u/gen_x_og_0DTE: I'm happy to pay more at the pump if it means those tiny peckered guys with massive trucks with the lift kits and 6" exhaust that 'roll coal' and run 100% of the time with their high beams on get pissed about it.
[+9] u/DeezCodeNutz: Tomorrow will forever be know as 'Get the Fuck Off of the Bridge Day' in eran
[+9] u/Beelzebussin: You guys should really be watching flight radar rn. Non stop transports and refuelers from US to Iran
[+9] u/Trizzz-y: Shorting oil, feeling cute
[+9] u/I_am_Nerman: Reports indicate over 100 U.S. and Israeli fighter jets are currently striking IRGC targets across Iran in what appears to be the most intense wave of airstrikes since the war began.
[+8] u/UnitedCup1814: Im gonna take the day off work tomorrow and tell my boss im celebrating power plant and bridge day. National Holliday 🥭 said so
[+8] u/barkwoofgrrr: Peace talks going well https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1seg2b4/iranian_ballistic_missile_impact_saudi_arabia/
[+8] u/OptionGamble: Red futures it’s over bulls. I’m coping so hard. My puts are fucked
[+8] u/Jordykins850: Market for some reason trading as if fucked up shit is going on globally 🫢
[+8] u/borkdpasito: UH OH BOLS HAHAHAHAHAHA
[+8] u/AntiqueProfessor5134: The history is very interesting, Iran used to be the dominant empire in that part of the world, but the whole thing came crumbling down with the Arabs invaded during the initial rise of Islam. It's all very Dune, nomads coming out of the desert to conquer two of the greatest empires of the era (the other one being Eastern Rome). Not relevant to stonks, but I'm a history nerd.
[+8] u/dash_trash4255: Calling out of work for “bridges and power plants” day. Might even make a playlist for tomorrow night.
[+7] u/throwingitanyway: what happened to the circlejerk about trump being sick this weekend?
[+7] u/DaFlyingGriffin: Some real fuckery going on atm.
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: Mango: open the fucking straight
Diddy: say less 🍆😏
[+7] u/SlfImpr: POTUS = 47th President
Tomorrow's date: 4/7
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: SPY churned up all day to die in minutes afterhours gotta love it
[+7] u/soad1331: Just pricing in nuclear holocaust
[+7] u/CharmingSoil: He really is going to blow up all of Iran's oil facilities. The market does not seem to believe that, but he will.
[+7] u/WillasTyrell: why the fuck do we have to do this it’s so stupid
[+7] u/xpxf69: Breaking: White House chef orders taco ingredients for tomorrow's dinner. Mild spicy.
[+7] u/absolutxtr: 🥭 “has about 20 hours” left to either surrender to Iran “or his allies will return to the Stone Age”.
#talksgoingwell
[+7] u/Delta451: I am once again asking the mods to post the weekly earnings thread.
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: 🥭and crew aren’t negotiating with anyone. Don’t think they’ll even make it to tomorrow’s deadline before they start bombing.
[+7] u/bklotrgoblet: Inshallah motherfuckers
[+7] u/forensicaccountaint: Still Joe bidens market btw 😒
[+7] u/moazzam0: Couldn't get above the 200 day, I guess we retest the lows.
[+7] u/Quick_Rent_Now: -0.5% overnight = +1.5% day
[+7] u/Ok-Deer-3848: The government just delayed the big attack and landing force by 24 hours. Loading to the tits on 7 DTE puts and selling ITM calls.
[+6] u/HairlessChest: if he doesn't guess who will
[+6] u/DaFlyingGriffin: Seriously tho, wtf is gold doing
[+6] u/lysergalien: 🥭 posting videos of 1929 to get us ready for great depression 2
[+6] u/Venom17645: bul is fok in anoos by ber
[+6] u/Full_Cash6140: You're laughing?
The most obnoxious people on the sub bought calls at the stupidest time imaginable and they're now losing everything and you're laughing?
[+6] u/cgonz15: Anbody have black ops one on the xbox 360 i bought a headset
[+6] u/xpxf69: Sirens sounding in Bahrain and missile threat alert in Saudi Arabia and the UAE as Iran launches a new wave of attacks
[+6] u/throwingitanyway: when i move, proximity to a costco will be my highest geography metric
[+6] u/Philly8181: The move to paper straws was to stop us connecting plastic ones together to make an underground super straw to suck up oil from other sides of Earth.
[+6] u/Silver-Speaker7104: Rub sand on my assy nipples
[+6] u/dabblesest: I’m asking UNH to hold onto its gains until market opens so I can offload some of these calls.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+6] u/walrighti: “Iran has clearly and overtly won the war and will only accept an ending that consolidates its gains and creates a new security regime in the region,” Mohammadi wrote.
What is this world we live in, where wars are won by whoever says so the most times?
[+6] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: So does this mean I don't need to go to work tomorrow
[+6] u/wa_2050: Dump in the morning.. I'm talking to a new group way more reasonable -- 10 more days.
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: Drag your asshole across the carpet rn
[+6] u/EpsteinDrive400: Two approaches:
1. Wean off it or something. Drink less caffeine and more water. Exercise 5x a week. Take nice walks and hikes. Meditate a little (5 min a day)
2. Buy a fuck ton of 0DTEs with 1hr to market close
[+5] u/HK-53: might have something to do with:
Iran just struck SA's largest (or one of) refineries and set a huge ass fire
Trump said that the deadline is final (for realsies)
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Lmao there's gonna be so many bag holders of USO soon , too many regards talking about "easy money" on a stock trading at 90+ RSI that can drop 30% in a day at any time . It's so predictable.
[+5] u/bhaaaaaaa: Sounds like something somebody with no oil or bitches would say
[+5] u/FearlessStatement144: Crazy how some days the war matters and others it doesn’t. Hmm. Trap ya think??!
[+5] u/svpa3991: I’ve prob read wet sand more times than SPY was traded today smfh
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Buy calls and panic NO!
Buy calls and pray YES!
[+5] u/WalrusHonda: I’m sure if USA and Iran come to a deal Israel will for sure obey the USA and definitely not keep antagonizing / bombing Iran periodically. They would neverrrrrr do that.
[+5] u/vermilli21: I’m so glad we got some new meme quotes from 🥭 on that last speech
[+5] u/yushey__: deal will be made overnight when Iran wakes up.
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: kind of surprise bro was able to give a conference today after being in a coma all weekend at walter rredd
[+5] u/Strangerdanger8812: Im depressed on zoloft... impossible to cum. Ok I still can but it doesn't feel the same. What are my options?
[+5] u/xpxf69: UAE Defense: We are currently dealing with rocket attacks and hostile drones coming from Iran #AlArabiyaBreaking
[+5] u/antpharms: So Iran is telling their civilians to camp on the bridges and power plants. Crazy awful.
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Mango tomorrow “Based on a productive meeting with an incredible person the U.S will be purchasing Iran. I’ll be postponing for another two weeks” That’s right folks, Iran will be a beautiful country, the best country!
[+5] u/20kgamblingdebtnojob: I hate when I’m driving and then boom 10 BMWs within 100ft of me😂
[+27] u/egauifan: 10's of millions of people are gonna die if all the power plants are bombed.
Neonates and sick people in the hospital = dead.
Refrigeration and food storage = gone.
Water = gone.
People don't know how bad its gonna be.
[+19] u/Fatt-Elvis: Market's holding up real well considering our President is literally batshit crazy
[+17] u/daisymoth9: mangos approval rating is still way too high
[+17] u/AdCritical5383: Iran playing 2D chess.
Heggy is playing 3D beer pong.
🥭 is playing 4-Dementia McDouble.
[+15] u/SenileOldDude: Still depressed as fuck I lost 200k
[+15] u/zslszh: OPEN THE FUCKIN' STRAIT, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+14] u/gainsusmaximus: I'm starting to get ads join the Marines. Thanks obama
[+14] u/Snowman33001: I don’t gamble on sports.
I lose my money in the stock market, like a gentleman.
[+14] u/Comprehensive_Tea388: Still haven't forgot about the Epstein Files.
[+13] u/Few-Quiet-283: US officials say there is too large a gap to bridge between the US and Iranian positions before Trump's 8 PM Tuesday deadline, per the Wall Street Journal.
Trump is expected to issue final orders for strikes Tuesday evening.
US officials say Trump has privately been less hopeful that Iran will make a deal, despite his public framing of "good faith negotiations."
Iranian officials told mediators they expect the US to continue striking and Israel to keep killing senior officials even if negotiations move forward.
[+13] u/No_Fig_7835: hes gonna half taco, blow up some stuff but not to the stone age.
[+12] u/Axonum: right before open: "We are getting very close to a deal." SPY up 1%
[+12] u/RampantPrototyping: It used to be called the Straight of Muz until your mom went there
[+12] u/ThePokemon_BandaiD: Probably been said already, but a major petrochemical plant in Saudi Arabia, Petrokemya, was destroyed about at hour ago, based on videos and NASA fire maps.
[+12] u/KehreAzerith: So much shit is on fire in Saudi Arabia tonight, congratulations mango
[+11] u/Noble_Bastard: We have never seen this level of destruction in the middle east, and it's accelerating tonight. Honestly, if you're dumb bol, you're in trouble.
[+11] u/dylanx5150: I dare you to step over this line.
Ok. I dare you to step over THIS line.
Well, I bet you won't step over THIS line.
[+11] u/FartSniffer66642069: Futures are recovering. Get fukt bears.
[+11] u/Samjabr: 99% Chance tomorrow opens green
How do I know? I bought puts at the close 😢
[+11] u/g____19: My wife goes “stocks are mad again”
[+11] u/whitepug: my first recession im kinda nervous 👉👈🥺
[+10] u/NiceJobSon: If mango doesn’t taco tomorrow this sub will become a new generation of country music fans.
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Bers always appear at night to spread gloom but never anywhere to be found during market hours when their puts are getting obliterated LMAO
[+10] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Republican jesus said fuck the poor
[+10] u/No_Arm_6582: Just wait till the collapse of the petro dollar. Your HYSA will pay 18% but it won’t matter because a #2 at McDonald’s will cost $42.95
[+10] u/soup4br3kfast: Cramer called bottom today fellas.
Bols fucked
[+9] u/egauifan: Today will go down in history books if it actually happens. Bombing power plants are equivalent to bombing hospitals and schools.
[+9] u/Western-Pound-5372: I think we are sleeping on Trump not ruling out bombing infrastructure while a human-sized Easter bunny waved at kids on the lawn. Idk what simulation we are in rn
[+9] u/doolytokki: iran should really tweet 🥭🌮
that would be hilarious
[+9] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
[+9] u/Major-Bad-1203: Will there be a livestream of the nuke tomorrow?
[+9] u/OsamaBagHolding: The 🙌bigliest👐 taco 👌pump 👌ever, nobody 👐 has ever seen a pump 🙌 like this before
[+9] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: Reports from Axious say dogshit tastes great and you should eat it
[+9] u/Jemmani22: Something about a war. Idk
[+8] u/Dear-Original-1024: Hit on Saudi oil facility
[+8] u/Paincoast89: Will he TACO? Can he TACO out of this one? Either way i’m selling and sitting cash
[+8] u/PottedGantt: If my puts print tomorrow I’m gonna take my girlfriend to Iceland
[+8] u/JaraxxusPS4: Why do I feel like I’m a hostage to this situation
[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: We are about 21 hours away from another deadline extension.
[+8] u/cinciNattyLight: I don’t think people realize how much higher the likelihood of Israel using nuclear weapons actually is this shit keeps going. It’s low, but much higher than people think.
[+8] u/Snowman33001: This may be shocking to hear, but Iranian state media doesn’t tell the whole truth all the time.
[+8] u/BearContra: Is it drilling? Time for Mr. Barak Ravid to release a fake news article on Axios stating negotiations are just about finished and we will have world peace soon.
[+8] u/dataCollector42069: r/Conservative mods ban you if you speak out against Orange Man. Was banned for mentioning Crypto scams, Phone Scams, and Epstein files lmao. What a joke of a sub as an actual conservative
[+7] u/nascarhero: On the the third day he rose again and on the ~~4th~~ 5th day we had bridge and plant day 🙏🏻
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Seems a little suspect the deadline is at 8pm, the cutoff for most people to buy or sell positions lol
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: if i dont make money tomorrow im gonna be sad
[+7] u/puffinnbluffin: How the fuck is the market so resilient? Just ONE of the less insane things that’ve happened the last few years would’ve sent world markets into shambles and plunged the global economy. How the fuck is the market shrugging off all of this absolute madness. I’m astonished, this is truly unprecedented
[+7] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Why does Reddit keep recommending me HIV treatment in their ads?
[+7] u/ZootedMycoSupply: When he said "praise be to allaH" yall should have known that the next days ahead (clearly not the first, today) are going to go down.
Thats just common sense. Like, read the damn tweet. Thats the pres. Spy go up monday? bull trap. Tommorrow is d-day.
Remember this
[+7] u/veggieroll1up: Pentagon cancels press briefing tomorrow…ya thats no bueno. No mas tacos mañana.
[+7] u/Cashmoneytendies: The more I hear about this “rescue mission” the more it seems as though it was a failed mission initially to proceed with boots on the ground
[+7] u/Oatmeal_Raisin_: If a super volcano destroyed a third of the country I doubt it'd even trigger a bear market at this point
[+7] u/Chrg88: My sleeping one month old child sounds like a demon
[+7] u/PandoraBot: Didn't this guy give a 4 hour deadline 5 hours ago
[+6] u/iswearnotagain10: The question anymore really isn’t if oil reaches $150, it’s when. Jesus
[+6] u/Numerous_Two_102: Tom lee said -10% during war. We are getting there
[+6] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: Doubled down on puts today, sleeping good tonight
[+6] u/Pale-Fox8199: Oi oi oi get back down there. Wrong direction
[+6] u/hayleybts: Oil keeps mooning, somebody monitor the situation
[+5] u/phagebiscotti: Will my spy 650p eow print?
[+5] u/Amazing_Plankton744: 🤵 <(Why do we fall, Master Wayne?)
🦇 <(I can't understand you)
🤵 <(*Wœæ* dyew we *fouaugh*, Maughstah Wœæyne?!)
[+5] u/Sorry-Usual6906: Asian stocks falling
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: 🥭 definitely tacoing tomorrow just don’t know when. Thinking of buying 1DTE calls for Wednesday at lunchtime tomorrow in case taco is in afternoon or evening
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: ok we took pics of the moon's booty, now what
[+5] u/No_Clue_3225: Are we finished buying to ath now can we start the great dump
[+5] u/Frosty-Search: The question as I see it, in regards towards a deal Tuesday night, is whether Trump can stomach not achieving some critical goals (or outright lying about achieving goals), because Iran would actually benefit more from an ongoing war of attrition. They would have more to gain from actually continuing this war.
[+5] u/0neshoein: Has anyone else gotten their tariff and doge checks yet?
[+5] u/gomper: I thought Iran was militarily decimated and defeated. How are they bombing a Saudi petro facility. It's almost like somebody is not telling me the truth. Hmm
[+13] u/Cold_Distribution273: 115 oil futes, will probably be 120 by morning and then we'll see spy green for some reason
[+13] u/Boomer_With_Dementia: Trump will be found out to have been negotiating with a prank caller from the Onion.
[+12] u/Bichael-Murry: and then you woke up, kinda cool
[+11] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I miss my ex. Calls on depression
[+11] u/octopus_serenader: I just want to say directly to the Iranian people...
I had nothing to do with this.
Whew. That's out of the way. I feel better.
[+11] u/Marcostbo: It is obvious that Iran will not meet the deadline or even accept conditions of cease fire provided by Trump
[+10] u/ajibtunes: Just in - Iranian parliament speaker Ghalibaf:
“It is 🥭 who has about 20 hours to surrender to Iran, or his gulf allies will return to the Stone Age. We will not back down”
[+10] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Both OpenAI and Anthropic are torching cash at an insane pace and the endgame is handing that bill to IPO retail investors. Retail will line up thinking they’re buying the future, then realize they just paid peak prices to fund losses while insiders already got paid. Classic bagholder speedrun
[+10] u/Ragnaroknight: Correct me if I'm wrong. But isn't physical oil selling for $140+ right now? Futes are just trying to manipulate the prices down in hopes it all just spontaneously ends.
We're just in the process of futes catching up to reality.
[+10] u/RepulsiveMoney984: Pour one out for my puts
[+9] u/Open_Obligation_1624: TACO is a typical "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" story. keep postpone till no one believed
[+9] u/IndependentUsual7444: Neither side is gonna fold btw
[+9] u/soscribbly: Who tf would sign a ceasefire with Israel? Bibi will unload on you before the ink dries
[+9] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: The national average price for gas is $4.12/gallon, up from $2.98 before the War in Iran
Diesel is now $5.62, up from $3.76
[+9] u/Cutalana: The sexual tension between bears and bulls is palpable. Don't pretend you guys don't secretly like the daily humiliation from each other.
[+8] u/bobbyd121: kim jong un called this market mentally retarded
[+8] u/1moist-towlette: Crude said "hold my beer"
[+8] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: West coast trader on the east coast this week and I’m reminded once again how much better the left coast is. Market open at 6:30 AM and you’re done by 1:00 PM.
The natty just finished and it’s only 8:30 in California still.
[+8] u/MadSkyGlider: Jubail got cooked this is not looking good at all
[+8] u/Godzilla_slayer: Oil is having a moment. Please hold.
[+7] u/Terrible_Group_7921: Australias highest decorated soldier Ben Robert Smith a Victoria Cross recipient has just been arrested for war crimes .This would never happen in America.
[+7] u/Ragnaroknight: I have a bad feeling this might not be another TACO situation and we're about to do something really fucking stupid, that will be remembered on the wrong side of history for decades to come.
And for what? So gas prices don't hit $5 and they don't lose the midterms?
Believe it or not though..... calls. $662 tomorrow
[+7] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: If Cybertruck & an affordable Tesla flopped, why should I believe Optimus robots & robotaxis won't flop?
[+7] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Crazy how 🥭 tweeted about talking to some astronauts and spy jumped half a dollar. That’s how desperate the market is to stop the bleeding
[+7] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: The strategic advisor adviser to Iranian Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf comments on President Trump’s “48 hour ultimatum:”
“It is Trump who has about 20 hours to either surrender to Iran or his allies will return to the Stone Age. We will not back down,” he says.
So why market thinks that Iran gives up? Probably today green. But the longer oil price stays high the bigger inflation and good bye rate cuts. Then maket will be selling
[+7] u/f0xinaround: Did you get that thing oiled down?
[+6] u/Interbrett: Midterms?!?
Oh my sweet summer boy..
[+6] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Calls or Puts on 2026 Kanye tour?
[+6] u/bolhuntr: USO easy tutorial level money printing
[+6] u/JayRoo83: Oil just never goes down huh
[+6] u/StylishPajamas: Happy bridge day ti those sho celebrate
[+6] u/Independent-Craft-46: On the night before power plant and bridge day
All though out Tehran
Not an Ayatollah was stirring
Not even Hassan Kheran
[+6] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: But like Obama wore a tan suit
[+6] u/Boomer_With_Dementia: Admit it, you all sort of like the bers. Not "like" to the point of being caught with your pants down at the ber's room, but you like us.
[+5] u/Illustrious_Lion7671: If Hegseth gets fired, will his replacement be good or bad for the markets?
I think 🥭 will blame all the mess on him and call him incompetent, but at the same time will say that the US completely annihilated and smashed Iran and that the american people wants the US to stop, so he'll gtfo. All because he's afraid to lose the midterms. And the markets will pump. Spy 750
[+5] u/Ht0wn713: All BS aside this war made the US look weak. 🥭 definitely underestimated what 🇮🇷 would be capable of.
[+5] u/BullfrogLevel2087: Ermmm jubail has been hit - if you need to understand how significant this is google how much of the worlds oil supply jubail is responsible
[+5] u/Interbrett: There's probably 25-50 ppl that actually have influence on this war and 🥭
And I bet most are in the three comma club, including Russ.
[+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I made 4-figures today on one stock. That I had lost the last couple weeks but that part is not important.
[+5] u/Fit-Win-536: Theoretically you could do that on literally any stock
[+5] u/Godzilla_slayer: What are the chance we will see some real volume trading tomorrow or if the world will continue to sit on their hands?
[+5] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: the bombing will continue until morale improves
[+20] u/isitdonethen: I know when I wake up in the morning Israel and Iran will have bombed every oil facility in the world and stocks will open +0.3%
[+17] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Israel is like that one hot chick and United States is the simp doing anything for her 💅
[+16] u/Single-Adeptness-769: So we’re clear. The market is up because it thinks the assholes are telling the truth about a ceasefire. Oil is up because the market knows the entire global oil trade is beyond fucked. Iran replied with a ten point plan that the United States will absolutely not accept. But the assholes will say something like “peace talks going very well!” While everyone in the Middle East continues to bomb the fuck out of each other. What the fuck am I even watching anymore.
[+16] u/HeavyArmsJin: Alright bulls you’ve gotten your 3 days of green for absolutely no reason, let the bears have the rest of the week okay
[+15] u/PeeOnDusk: I’m in Shanghai and just used a gender neutral bathroom for the first time. Had to take a Xi/it.
[+15] u/newtoeso: Yesterday diesel broke 10 usd per gallon. Today it’s going to 11 probably in couple of hours.
Thanks americans and sincerely fuck off
[+12] u/HeavyArmsJin: This timeline wouldn’t have happened if anyone called 🥭for his bullshit like Iran did at any point of his earlier life
[+12] u/iamfr33agent: I'm throwing $50,000 into USO and getting fucking tweaked out on Adderall and Wendy's all night. Fuck it.
Literally just fuck it.
[+11] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Why united states doing all the work for Israel?
[+11] u/mjr0421: Anybody else like watching those videos of grown retards fighting over Pokemon cards
[+11] u/optimaltimemism: I'm ready to make a million...
bad decisions.
[+11] u/burtburtburtcg: At Least my Pokemon card collection is up today…
[+10] u/tommylol66: Enough bulls bought calls.. time to rug it
[+9] u/zeren1ty: Axios on a US official: Trump may delay the operation against Iran if he sees a horizon for the possibility of an agreement
lmaoooooooo
[+9] u/kazkeb: "Iranian minister calls on youth to form human chains around power plants amid Trump threats"
Yeah, that's a hard pass for me, dawg
[+8] u/TrickyDickCheney: We dropped more the day after liberation day than we have in the 6 weeks of this war
[+8] u/UsernameTaken_123: Just spent 5 hours goonmaxxing on adderall
[+8] u/Commercial-District1: Iran leaving Trump on *read*
[+8] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: One of my biggest fears is dying while jacking off and my family discovers me phone in left hand and dick in right
[+8] u/2Frum4U: This is well on its way to becoming a supply chain disruption similar to Covid and yet I haven’t seen anyone panic buying consumer staples.
Is that because everyone is already broke?
[+8] u/mjr0421: Just put the bomb in the bag
[+8] u/sushilee123: Iran is pretty good at shit talking
[+7] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: and me lucky charms in my anoos
[+7] u/Alone_Education_2530: Tomorrow will be the 8th time we’ve won this war by the way. Praise be to Allah.
[+7] u/Technical_Scallion_2: Well, if TACO Tuesday turns into "War Crimes Tuesday" then you will get your wish
[+7] u/Iscratchmybutt: 4 days of worthless puts… TOMORROW WILL BE MY REDEMPTION!! Quadrupling my positions tm
[+7] u/Separate_Fold5168: Is there a Polymarket bet on if/when he posts AI memes of Muhammad?
I feel like it's inevitable at this point.
[+7] u/FullTard2000: Iranian officials openly mocking trumps Tuesday deadline
You would think this would be the free-ist lunch you’ll ever find on Wall Street and just bet the farm using max leverage short
But I remember being in the exact same shit last year, betting against the market at the beginning of the taco trade
My theory at the time was he will never admit he was wrong so he will follow through.
What I didn’t realize was, he never has to admit anything, he can say one thing, do another and word it in a way that he won.
So tbh I don’t know if puts are on the menu, kinda feels the like beginnings of the taco trade round 2
[+7] u/Hairy-Literature8672: I wonder if r/roulette has a daily sub where people argue over red or black, odd or even all day. And the occasional rebel jumps in like "00 Gang All Day!"
[+7] u/zeren1ty: BREAKING: Advisor to Iranian Parliament publicly rejects Trump peace deal.
Says Trump “has about 20 hours” left to either surrender to Iran “or his allies will return to the Stone Age.”
[+7] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Iran: *You're not the boss of me*
[+7] u/TouchTipz: I mix gay porn into my straight porn goon sessions to keep it interesting
I go from soft to hard to soft to kinda hard to just upset
The disappointment is peak
[+7] u/jraiv420: Last week was a Bol trap
[+6] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: This week is the most data heavy week but nobody cares because we are waiting for 🌮 Tuesday
[+6] u/hyzer_skip: Think I might sell the stocks in my 401k and retirement accounts tomorrow. The oil shock hasn’t even hit yet and the market is still so elevated
[+6] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Dying for Israel was promised to us 3,000 years ago 🙏
[+6] u/ClarkFable: It’s already started
[+5] u/Mcnuttey91: Bols getting the epstein island treatment
Downvotes wont make your port any better lmao bols mad
[+5] u/Tropicalfisher: Maybe cut out the straight porn so you can actually cum?
[+5] u/TheMallard1: Trump to Artemis crew: LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW AND YOU'LL SEE IRAN GO BOOM
[+5] u/GreatRegard: If Jubail is struck and down bad; Market will have no where to go but down
At some point it’s going to fully price in 10-20% capacity gone for foreseeable future, but until then it will chop downwards
Still untradable as one tweet blows you out of the water
End Rant
[+17] u/ItInProg: my favorite part about holding puts is seeing futes go red which guarantees ill wake up to flat or green the next day because the market has decided to become immune to trumps antics the moment i switch to bear
[+16] u/Capable_Pack3656: In before 7:59pm tonight:
talks going well! thanks to the great work of STEVE WITKOFF and JARED KUSHNER, Iran will receive a 48 hour extension to the deadline. THE CLOCK IS TICKING, IRAN! President Donald J Trump
[+15] u/Stugatz27: I’m Canadian but I grew up partly in the US - school mostly. Recently I really have to say after seeing that US news is a ‘biiiiiiiiiiit’ biased in how well the war’s going, people there know this is absolute fucking insanity right? Every interaction with an American feels like I’m talking to a brainwashed alien
[+15] u/Leather_Mention5916: Ameritards mad at Eurochads for selling and dumping, like they didn't choose the most regarded guy to run.. i mean, of all the people that live there, you choose him (twice)
[+15] u/Castopliani: look at fox news youtube channel if you want to see people desperately trying to spin dementia ramblings into profound wisdom
[+14] u/No_Relief_8705: "We will keep bombing and attacking, but we won't destroy the power plants. STRAIT OPEN SOON. THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
I can see it now
[+13] u/Leather_Mention5916: 1 second, then dementia kicks in and he forgets about it and repeat
[+12] u/gentlesandwich: This crazy ass is literally going to bomb Iran's nuclear power plant into a Chernobyl 2.0
[+11] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: JOKES ASIDE
HOW IS EVERYONES MENTAL HEALTH??/ ARE WE DOING OK FOLKS
[+11] u/Lizard798658866: It is Taco Tuesday. Trump ain't going to do crap, he will just lie and say a deal is close and delay it again.
[+10] u/Newlife_40: Real question: is this thread the most socialization you have had today?
[+10] u/Majestic_Natural_361: lol he literally had the audacity to suggest WE would collect tolls. For a strait we don’t own. And can’t capture. Lmao
[+9] u/Fast_Signature7684: trump aways tacos in premarket,lets see if he does it again
[+9] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: Need 630 by end of week. Thanks
[+9] u/marawki: Is there a TACO polymarket? 100% postponing the deadline because 🫲🏻 “talks are going great” 🫱🏻
[+9] u/PunchingAgreenbush: Its literally TACO TUESDAY tomorrow and you thought he would follow though? 😂😂😂
[+9] u/TheFutureIsAFriend: They'll make a deal; he'll bomb them anyway.
Stonks go up, stonks go down.
Just be grateful you're not bothered by the high oil prices ever since you got your car powered by "beautiful clean coal,"
[+9] u/Asleep-Strike4978: De-escalation via escalation! Praise be to Allah!
[+9] u/xeemyy: The market is so regarded that it now prices in the obvious 🌮 and dumps just to fuck with that regard and his shills. Based
[+9] u/QueenMagik: Literally incapable. Actually has a personality disorder that prevents this.
[+8] u/Common_Ad_3059: See yall on liberation day 3.0 on Tuesday, 150 oil
[+8] u/Fast_Signature7684: high volume pump / dump incoming 15min before trump tacos / doubles down
[+8] u/Mahrgell2: Would it be a war crime to drop 🥭 at an Iranian bridge or power plant?
[+8] u/ThouOne: How long till Taco realizes he fucked up?
[+8] u/CardiologistEqual336: he will just blame Biden
[+8] u/Playless: if we get a taco tomorrow does that mean we buy puts or calls
[+8] u/csklmf: nope, who you know matters, as long as you graduate
[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Did 🥭 pay the troll toll to get to the boy’s soul?
[+7] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Trump TACOS and iran gets nukes and leverage over hormuz.
Excellent treason sir
[+7] u/D1finalboss: Mass bul extinction event tomo
[+7] u/salacious_lion: USO hitting 150 tomorrow should give us a nice 2% pop on Spy and QQQ if the trend stays the same. 50% inflation is going to be great for the economy!
[+7] u/Fast_Signature7684: „Iran begging to not destroy their powerplants and begging for a deal, and people say threats are not working!“ incoming in 2 hours
[+7] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Does this mean we moon at market open?
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: U.S. should ask for reparations for all the missiles we had to use on them. Those things aren’t cheap
[+7] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: imagine becoming a bagholder for a decade
[+6] u/puts_every_day: Oil $120 by EOD and $150 by EOW.
[+6] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Don't consider themselves because they aren't. Bonus fact, Persian and Arabic are completely different languages - they are just written in the same script
[+6] u/AMCorBUST2021: The way stocks holding up guess we don’t even need oil
[+6] u/JakeColorCarton: US health care will take care of it don't worry
[+6] u/netflix-ceo: So there is no way there will be a deal before the deadline. The question is will he taco or will he follow through. Regardless, oil will rally tomorrow
[+6] u/Mast3rfinish25: JAPAN WILL RIDE OIL SHORT TO THE END WILL NOT DISHONOUR BY CLOSING OUT EARLY
[+5] u/crossdefaults: I'm generally wrong but here's my take. If Man goo wanted to bomb Iran into oblivion and destroy all their bridges and power and infrastructure, he would just do it. He doesn't want to. That's why he's begging them to negotiate. Since he doesn't want to do it, I don't think he's going to do it. I'm not a bull, by the way, and am currently positioned short because a 100% increase in the price of oil doesn't seem like a good economic stimulant.
Point 2. Putin very friendly with Iran. He won't let Man goo do too much, even though Net and Yahoo has some crazy dirt on dipshit.
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Does gpa even matter? Getting absolutely cooked this semester fuck me
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: Mango about to bomb Italy for having the same flag as iran
[+5] u/dontslambro: Oil will probably tag 120 today just to add that extra pressure on the taco shell
[+5] u/A55BAG: 🥭 posted a video from 1929. Most epic stock cash happened that year. Time to make portfolio ready for 1930! 🤣
[https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116359306864156037](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116359306864156037)
[+30] u/sandygws: https://preview.redd.it/dnpidp9d2qtg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b6ea6c4b94f06f44f81ec3c13dd3f4f23c371c
[+20] u/Ordinary_News_6455: I don’t know what to get my gf for power plant and bridge day
[+18] u/br0botic: The guy from The Apprentice has the nuclear codes and holds the fate of global markets in his hands. Oh and he also has dementia. Good luck, have fun!
[+15] u/Standard-Top-5942: The craziest thing about this is that the strait was open 5 weeks ago.
[+14] u/Diamond-Solo: You yanks need to rein in 🥭
[+13] u/Urzuck: Israelis are in full bloodlust mode, this isn't gonna end well
[+12] u/According-Page8618: trump always tacos in premarket, just few hours left for a tweet like "THEY WANT TO MAKE A DEAL SO BAD! WE WILL MEET THEM AT INSLAMABAD THIS WEEK!"
[+12] u/Bloomeyer: the most cancer market of all time
[+11] u/i_simp_f: I'm going to write a short story called "Harambe's revenge" and it is going to be deeply disturbing
[+11] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: We are going to miss jpow to be brutally honest with you
[+10] u/whydouhatemecablegod: stop losses are getting tighter and tighter, even a small drop could trigger an avalanche, followed by another one from margin liquidations
[+10] u/GeneratedMonkey: I just hope when the day comes when we go big up or down that I'm on right side of that trade.
[+10] u/glisteningoxygen: Happy war crimes day fellow Christians
I'm thinking calls?
[+9] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: If they keep blowing up major oil terminals and refineries, by the time they open the Strait, there's not gonna be much oil to ship anyway.
[+9] u/malcrox: I'm going to dress up as the strait of Hormuz for Halloween.
[+9] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Brent 4$ lower than Crude must be making Besset spinning in the bed at night like a rotisery chikin
[+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: > Unidentified, sophisticated drones flying over a handful of U.S. military bases could be a warning sign from China, Gordon Chang warned Monday, suggesting Beijing could target the American homeland if the U.S. becomes more involved in its conflict with Iran.
Fox business.
These people have zero shame. And less intellect.
[+8] u/rollinhating: So, nuke and spy will go to 630, no nuke and spy hits 800?
[+8] u/QuartersToPlay: The market is fucking DESPERATE for a taco. I dont think Iran is hungry though.
[+8] u/renedotmac: Fidelity is THE WORST
[+7] u/Big_Cryptographer863: I've convinced myself he's going to taco since it's Tuesday.
[+7] u/Nice_Dragonfly9762: BREAKING: Trump crowns himself as the king of Hormuz
So bol?
[+7] u/VaIentineX: im a bear but been burnt too much so im just all cash
[+7] u/Moped_Thief: Trying to sleep with restless legs syndrome fucking blows.
[+6] u/No_Skirt_4689: Is the king of the burgers mentally challenged?
[+6] u/Startjjasap: Sanctions relief
control of the strait (possibly with Oman)
Tiny bit of uranium with oversight, most shipped out
so same as before this whole thing except control of the strait. Art of the deal
[+6] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: I’m calling it now
The Space X IPO will lead to a bunch of other jumbo IPOs in the near future with the new rules changed
I straight up might not but any ETFs anymore if that happens just build my own
[+6] u/DifferentSpecific395: Wall Street and big tech lobbied for Don and he is imploding the stock market and making all those dweebs lose millions. Reap what you sow!
[+5] u/Slow-Information-847: People need to prepare 🥭 may not TACO tomorrow evening. The more he TACOs, the more C-130s we will lose on the ground. If he keeps TACOing, we may not have enough airlifting capacity to take over Cuba one month from now.
[+21] u/Potential_Version_34: Yall wanna know the truth
If I didn’t have all my best friends here being able to share how hard life can be, I’d be in a really dark place
Being able to come here and have such a laugh with all my mates is really special
I look forward to these chats every day. I’m really blessed
[+17] u/fateoftheg0dz: ok how the fk are markets up after "praise to be allah"
[+13] u/lovelylvyne: so no matter what happned market just want to pump now?
[+12] u/potato111a: From -.5 to green LMAO 🤌
[+12] u/Anal_holocost: Guys I think I'm gonna close the app until something actually happens. This makes no sense.
See you later I guess
[+11] u/kananishino: At least America saved money on not having to decommision the stuff they used.
[+11] u/bluen: Trump's Taco Tuesday should become a like holiday
[+10] u/Edjedonnie24: Yall just fell for the biggest bull trap ever
[+10] u/Dear_Respond4522: Any OGs in here that remember what it was like before they invented sliced bread. We used to eat 2 whole loaves at a time man. We had everything
[+10] u/spsteve: Watch out for fake pump news stories from axios this morning. Don't get caught in today's magical mystery rumor. I mean I am quite sure that there are promising talks going on between the third cousins of the two neighbors that know a guy in iran and the us.
[+10] u/Anonymustafar: Gotta be some insider bullshit going on stg wtf was that overnight action
[+9] u/scrap4crap: Bears sweating cum atm
[+9] u/Cymraegpunk: Wallstreetbets more like warnewsbets am I right?
[+9] u/coalmine543: I can't understand this market, seriously, oil is expensive af, inflation is coming. Oil-derived products supply chain will collapse, but everything keeps pumping...
[+9] u/decjr06: HAPPY POWER PLANT DAY!
[+9] u/OrionJohnson: Bers don’t understand. SPY *wants* to pump in every given situation. If apocalyptic news isn’t actively pummeling it down constantly, it’s going to pump.
[+8] u/Swimming-Cupcake7041: we need anthropic to release claude crude
[+8] u/StarsapBill: Since the market wants to be random, then the logical conclusion is to out random it.
Time to grab a d20, every 15 min roll.
If market is Bullish, buy on a 5+ (15+ for Bearish)
Or
If market is Bullish, sell on a 15+ (5+ for Bearish)
[+8] u/100xOrBust: Annnnddddd it’s priced in before the market opens. Wonderful.
[+8] u/RareGuarantee3532: Question :
With rates not going down, gold doubled last year and oil doubled last month.
with record low available cash on 1st january.
How can everything pump together still and Where does that money come from ?
[+7] u/__nameless____: Algo only know the buy button
[+7] u/Nagalavonpelt: Taco 🌮 at 5pm
Straight will still be closed
Oil to the moon
Market up + 2%
Mango 🥭 Amazing frame work of a deal…… Rinse and repeat all week
Threaten at weekend….. Start again
[+7] u/blueline64: Believe it or not, calls.
[+7] u/Comfortable733: PROSPECTUS DEEZ NUTS
[+6] u/Naught5: Calls on copium tanks
[+6] u/More_Advertising_383: Oil at 117, I’m sure it’s nothing.
[+6] u/diefy7321: The amount of bers posting multi paragraph essays on opinions nobody gaf about is at an all time high lmfaooo
[+20] u/KarlLachsfeld: SENIOR IRANIAN SOURCE: TEHRAN HAS REJECTED ANY TEMPORARY CEASEFIRE WITH THE U.S.
bolsrfuk
[+20] u/The_AMD_Guy: Trump must be so confused that Iran is not letting him TACO, he has managed to TACO with zero consequences so far with everything he has done.
He has come across the one country that gives less of a shit about their own people than he does and he doesn’t know what to do.
[+17] u/AIlZAl: People still think this is not manipulated when there’s 0 volume and spx jumps 20 points in the 30 seconds from overnight trading to premarket. And yes I’m salty cuz I lost 20k from that move.
[+16] u/Stationary_Wagon: Trump can't TACO. Iran will keep the strait closed anyway and he won't be able to resolve the oil & gas problem as long as the strait is closed/reduced. He will continue to accumulate damage and Iran will position itself as a stronger power in the Middle East with significant proven influence in the region.
He has no good path here. Capitulate and it's a humiliation (both to U.S. and GCC allies.) and damage to the petrodollar, which is disastrous. U.S. really can't afford to let go of petrodollar hegemony in its current economic condition.
Escalate and he might be able to open the strait, but there will be lots of damage in the meantime only to restore status quo before the war.
What a shitshow.
[+14] u/S-Club-Party: Cash gang are just bears with no balls
[+13] u/Ok_Information_4137: Bro this market is cancer
[+12] u/HDauthentic: This entire thread is filled with people certain that the market is going to pump today…
I know what I must do
[+12] u/mayorolivia: Happy power plant and bridge day to you and your loved ones
[+12] u/Late-Combination5060: NEWS FLASH WARREN BUFFETT DIDN'T
GET RICH BEING SMART , HE GOT RICH BEING A CHEAP BASTARD WHO WAS EARLY AF AND DIDNT DEAL WITH MARKET MANIPULATION
[+12] u/rand_walking_charts: I understand that 🥭should represent average Amerifat, but did you have to select someone that stupid? 😂
[+11] u/rioferdy838: The strait of Hormuz opens and closes more often than my exs legs.
[+10] u/Responsible-Rip8793: I don’t even know what’s considered good or bad news anymore. Shit just does the opposite of whatever I do
[+10] u/hv876: Friendship broken with “Thank you for you attention to this matter.”
New friendship with “Praise be to Allah”
[+9] u/DateUser66: cbs reports Iran calls for human chains around power plants to protect them. thats actually fucked
[+9] u/winner_in_life: My wife is getting fat.
[+9] u/NewJuan01: Gas jumped 24 cents again overnight on my area. Iran ain’t gonna say Unkel
[+9] u/Fkn1v1mem8: If 🥭 actually doesn’t TACO we still go up.
[+9] u/Antiwhippy: This market is genuinely insane.
[+9] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Tesla down 20% since January and I love it
[+8] u/touuuuhhhny: You all know SPY will close above 750 by end of year
[+8] u/protectthezen: I just want a ten bagger and chill
[+8] u/Thin_Response_2689: # Bers do all this technical calculations just to get bent over by the TACO LMAO
[+8] u/myp0wa: Okey, this is it. The bottom is in. Nothing can move this market down now.
[+8] u/sauronII: Don‘t you think it‘s hilarious that US Media has to censor words from POTUS tweets?
„We can be ruled by profanity, but Allah forbid kids could read it“
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: We are green, praise to Allah
[+8] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Breaking: The strait is still closed retards
[+8] u/KarlLachsfeld: Bombing all day in Iran and bols be like "TACO Tuesday"
[+7] u/shxwn: The pump up for the dump down
[+7] u/SageLeaf1: What if the strait was ghey all along
[+7] u/SZJX: The market is pre-empting a taco, but unless a complete ceasefire is reached, can't foresee it pumping much further, or?
[+6] u/sonofalando: Did 🥭 really suggest he’d charge a toll for Hormuz 😂
Can I speak to the manager of Hormuz for being double billed 🤡
[+6] u/irrelephantiasis: What is this, a drop for ants?
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Someone has that insider juicer news for sure. Sitting out until we find out what it is
[+22] u/Minute-Leg7346: https://preview.redd.it/ghqn688w1rtg1.png?width=199&format=png&auto=webp&s=daec78e46f9ac9e6c3ce4796aed6b290761c0f81
[+21] u/nthnreallymatters: i mean how the fuck is the market down 3% ytd?
we have a prolonged multi national war, inflation increasing, global supply chains disrupted, layoffs rising and no end in sight
how is this real? is macro totally irrelevant?
[+20] u/illinformed-will: Bols all quiet now
Bers quiet too, focused on their stroke rythm
[+17] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: This better be the -7% crash day I’ve been manifesting for a decade now
[+17] u/Lanky-Ad-4579: QATAR FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: WE ARE CLOSE TO THE POINT WHERE THE SITUATION IN THE REGION COULD SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL
Good for my poots bad for the world
[+15] u/Soffatjockis: Oil 120 dollars eod.
Spy +2%.
[+14] u/bigmeatbag: I'm sure Sam Altman fucking his sister will be great for openai's IPO. https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/judge-now-dismisses-lawsuit-by-sam-altmans-sister-accusing-openai-ceo-sexual-2026-03-20/
[+11] u/rajas_: Allah please guide my hand to spot the right entry point.
[+10] u/BrushTraditional3324: Socialization talks going well...
[+10] u/SpitefulSeagull: Kharg Island currently being attacked
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: Heading to Kharg, let's do this
# LEROYYYYYYYYYYY
# JENNNNNNNKINS!!!!
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: yesterday was the last train out of Busan lmao
[+10] u/knoqd_: > 🚨 IRAN'S KHARG ISLAND TARGETED WITH SEVERAL STRIKES - MEHR NEWS
[+10] u/0xBorisjohnson: Me and the rest of London spent the first hour of pre-market derisking and selling into your Taco Tuesday bollocks and you were laughing at us
Well you are not laughing now are you? CLOWN MARKET
[+9] u/mks_csw: just put the boots on the ground already and get the 10-20% crash over with fn hell
[+9] u/xavras_wyzryn: BREAKING: Iran officially rejects ceasefire proposals hours before deadline.
Let's see what happens next.
[+9] u/Curious_scientist420: [Kharg Island in Iran appears to have been attacked, hours before Trump’s ‘deadline’ for the country to reopen the Strait of Hormuz arrives, Iranian media is reporting.](https://metro.co.uk/2026/04/07/several-large-explosions-heard-kharg-island-hours-trump-deadline-27883811)
> Attacks on bridges throughout Iran also appear to have begun, with the deputy governor of Qom citing a US-Israeli attack on a bridge outside of Qom, the city where Mojtaba Khamenei reportedly is.
> Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps has issued a warning to other countries after the strikes on Kharg Island, saying ‘Restraint is Over’.
They said they will target the US and its allies’ infrastructure in the region and disrupt regional oil and gas supplies ‘for years’.
First news source I’ve seen. 🌮 could be off the menu
[+8] u/bzl33: > President Trump says he wants to seize Iran's oil.
> "It's there for the taking. There's not a thing they could do about it."
He's gonna do it. Could spark the most significant conflict since WW2 if tries to take the nukes too.
[+8] u/narwalfarts: I got puts I'd love to see go brrr, but I'd rather see the war end.
But it feels like 🥭 is gonna bomb the shit out of Iran, but somehow theta gang and algos keep the market going sideways regardless
[+8] u/Unlucky252: This time bull is not getting away with it
[+8] u/Poor_Life-choices: Someone confirm my bias. Please & thank you
[+8] u/saintmitchy: Tesla going down when there’s finally a reason for it go up is just …*chef kiss*
[+7] u/TheoryInttro: That's why he's firing everyone even remotely competent so the next guy will have an unholy mess to clean up and will look more incompetent than Kegsbreath because his remaining personell will be useless or so green they're functionally idiots because they don't know the job.
[+7] u/oatmeal-claypole: Over the next few days we could see mayhem in the real econmy , so naturally SPY will be up 5%
[+6] u/Due-Chipmunk-1335: the price of gold will roughly x5 from its bottom which i think will occur at the end of this year (october-november-ish) until its 2030-2033 top (which will be the end of the upcoming depression). silver will likely x10 over this period
[+6] u/bertacle: i see a lot of ships on vessel finder?
last week the strait was empty
uhmm makes you think 🤔
[+5] u/Happy-Philosophy9211: today is 100% bull lol