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[+59] u/icecreamkiller1: Trump war is fucking me a lot. And I am not even underage
[+52] u/SaveTheAles: I'm starting to think he wasn't a great business man.
[+37] u/oldsguy65: HE'S GONNA RUN THE COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS! IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!
[+30] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #thanks alot Israel for fucking up the global economy!
[+28] u/wattap: Imagine if mango wasn’t completely retarded and we actually had green weeks
[+27] u/drakilian: Micron comitting the greatest cardinal sin a tech company can ever make - blowing the fuck out of earnings with crazy numbers
[+24] u/NativePlant870: 1944-2026. It’s been a good run I guess
[+23] u/RagingBearBull: the era of peace is over.
if you are under 35 ..... and American.
that fucking sucks, you are watching the entitled american boomers inflict scorched earth before heading out the door
[+23] u/ten7four: MU I know you pumped +14% for no reason over the last week, but I'm going to need you to pump another +14% by tomorrow or I will lose literally everything. Thanks
[+22] u/Glock7enteen: Everyone’s blaming the war but the market has been fucked since October, no end to this madness. Just 6 straight months of fuckery
[+20] u/Space_Miner6: Oil fields on fire is transitory.
[+20] u/vanceraa: Actually unreal how much money MU is making lmfao
[+19] u/fredditf: $MU Micron Q2 Earnings
Adjusted revenue $23.86B, est. $19.74B
Adjusted gross margin 74.9%, est. 69.1%
Cash flow from operations $11.90B, est. $8.93B
Cloud memory revenue $7.75B
Mobile and client revenue $7.71B
Core data center revenue $5.69B
Automotive and embedded revenue $2.71B
[+18] u/sailortyx56: Dow Jones now down 4,300 points since someone screamed," THE DOW IS AT 50K"
[+16] u/pootenanner: Holy fuck I fullported SPX puts this morning. Like I said I was going to do yesterday. And held until settlement like I said I was going to do. Dinner on me tonight boys. But only for my cheerleaders 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
[+16] u/WarmCan3034: Bro what the fuck I’m so fucked LOL
[+16] u/McKoijion: Team Transitory has been replaced with Team Temporary.
> Vance said Wednesday that the White House will announce additional measures in the next 24 to 48 hours to address rising fuel prices.
> "We've got a problem, we know we have a problem and we're doing everything we can to address it," Vance said at an event in Auburn Hills, Michigan. "We've got a rough road ahead of us for the next few weeks, but it's temporary," the vice president said.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/vice-president-vance-to-meet-with-oil-industry-as-white-house-plans-more-actions-to-address-fuel-prices/ar-AA1YVGDs
[+15] u/Wirecard_trading: Some fucker earlier called it : -1.5% day.
Fuck you
[+14] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: 40% cannot pay their credit card debt.
Fuck it, use that margin if you got it. Maxed out.
[+14] u/rdr31: Her name is Micron
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[+14] u/CPA-hole: Lmfao we are fucking cooked
[+13] u/spyputs1: 🥭heated 3 weeks of fake pump tweets erased in 1 day by his arch nemesis JPow
[+12] u/pootenanner: Where is 🥭 with the rage tweets lmao
[+12] u/warm-regard: It’s fucking over, bers won
*unzips*
[+12] u/Fineous40: Bul ports hit by drone attack
[+12] u/DramaticCustard5209: If you thought MU went up 14% the last few weeks for shits and giggles and still bought calls for earnings today, you belong here retards. Its me, I'm retard.
[+12] u/Abe2025: Yeah its over. Panic sell everything before you go zero tomorrow
[+12] u/svpa3991: The silence from truth social means he’s probably golfing right now
[+11] u/2020isgreat: Oil bears donate what's left of your brain to science it's a valuable specimen
[+11] u/Boheed: you really thought you were keeping those gains, huh
[+11] u/Aggravating_Fix4969: MU closes under 400 tmmr LMAO
[+11] u/TheWokenessInjector: Start of WW3 means gold drops almost 10%.
Bro what kind of regarded timeline are we trapped in?!
[+11] u/zestykite: bought 2dte calls at close. already down 25%
[+11] u/Haikoe: Tech will be next. Semi conductor business is very inflated.
People buying MEMORY, the most worthless part of computing, at 5x prices. This is not sustainable. Prices will come down eventually.
SANDISK OH U MEAN THAT COMPANY THAT SELL USB-STICKS FOR $8 IS WORTH A TRILLION DOLLARS.
Real pets.com stuff right there. Just not ready to pop. As soon as borrowing money gets more expensive, shits gonna pop real fast, it will kill demand and prices for memory and storage real fast.
[+11] u/Out_Phishing: Biden economy was better fight me
[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: It turns out war is only bullish if your adversary isn’t an oil producer lol
[+11] u/HaveAKlondike: Sir, the 200dma has been hit 🛩️💥🏪📉📉📉
[+11] u/VincenteThomp: He sold us out for a few polymarket bets and meme coins.
Damn.
[+10] u/wasifaiboply: Absolutely nothing is going to save this shit except more free money and Daddy J has been absolutely crystal clear.
Fuck your bubble. Prepare for pain. 🌈🐻⏰️
[+10] u/Snoo23417: Now he's gonna start calling NATO to help him prop up the stock market.
[+10] u/jda823: Tomorrow, the market will go "oh shit AI is still a thing? And pump." Mostly because I held puts
[+10] u/financiallythriving: Imagine watching your retirement age goal being pushed back years in real time
[+10] u/Shah_Zam: Decided to wait until end of day to buy calls. Still got fucked -60%?????
[+10] u/CAFN8TD: Selling puts and calls are the only way I've made money this year
[+10] u/OnlyBols: Micron to be renamed to macron
[+10] u/cantTankThisFox: MU bulls learn to sit back, not everything needs a reaction.
[+10] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Balls is stored in the balls
[+10] u/the_mind_goblin1: if MU had reported infinity revenue maybe they would have had a chance
[+10] u/mikefromedelyn: maybe calls were not the move
[+10] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: 🥭 is running the country like a business, that's why we're heading for bankruptcy
[+10] u/egauifan: Dow 50k lasted like a week lmao.
[+9] u/fredditf: $MU Q2’26 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS
🔹 Adj. Revenue: $23.86B (Est. $19.74B) 🟢; +196% YoY
🔹 Adj. EPS: $12.20 (Est. $8.9) 🟢; +682% YoY
🔹 Adj. Gross Margin: 74.9% (Est. 69.1%) 🟢
🔹 Adj. Operating Margin: 69.0% (Est. 62.2%) 🟢
🔹 Operating Cash Flow: $11.90B (Est. $8.93B) 🟢
Q3 Guide:
🔹 Adj. EPS: $19.15 ± $0.40 (Est. $11.7) 🟢
🔹 Adj. Revenue: $33.5B (Est. $22.5B) 🟢 ± $750M
🔹 Adj. Gross Margin: ~81%
🔹 Adj. Operating Expenses: ~$1.40B
Segment Performance:
🔹 Cloud Memory Revenue: $7.75B
🔹 Core Data Center Revenue: $5.69B
🔹 Mobile and Client Revenue: $7.71B
🔹 Automotive and Embedded Revenue: $2.71B
Other Metrics:
🔹 CapEx: $5.0B
🔹 Adj. Free Cash Flow: $6.9B
Financials:
🔹 Adj. Operating Income: $16.46B
🔹 Adj. Operating Expenses: $1.42B (Est. $1.41B) 🔴
🔹 Adj. Net Income: $14.02B
🔹 Cash, Marketable Investments & Restricted Cash: $16.7B
Capital Return:
🔹 Dividend: $0.15/share
🔹 Quarterly Dividend Increase: +30%
Commentary:
🔸 “Micron set new records across revenue, gross margin, EPS, and free cash flow in fiscal Q2, driven by a strong demand environment, tight industry supply, and our strong execution, and we expect significant records again in fiscal Q3.”
🔸 “In the AI era, memory has become a strategic asset for our customers, and we are investing in our global manufacturing footprint to support their growing demand.”
🔸 “Reflecting confidence in the sustained strength of our business, our board has approved a 30% increase in our quarterly dividend.”
[+9] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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[+9] u/binga001: Qatar gas field blown up
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: It’s over for America guys
[+9] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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Their record is now 1 wins and 13 losses
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[+9] u/babar_the_elephant_: SP500 destroyed by Donald Trump
[+9] u/sl3azebag: i should not have done this much coke before traveling guys I think I’m gonna die on this flight
[+9] u/delicious_oppai: Watch 🥭 lie about Israel agreeing to not hit oil fields and spy pump overnight for no reason 😂
[+9] u/Bichael-Murry: what do you mean it's not normal for SPY to swing by $14 in a session
F U C K I N G L O L
[+9] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said today’s price action is actually “pretty bullish”
[+9] u/Axonum: MU beats expectations. And dumps.
[+9] u/Positive-Rise5145: MU, rest now brother. We have the watch, we'll see you in Valhalla.
[+9] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Lmao
Private Credit’s Investor Exodus Spreads to Consumer Loans
Stone Ridge pays investors 11% of what they requested to cash out
[+9] u/ThisKarmaLimitSucks: USS Gerald Ford is withdrawing from the Persian Gulf after a 30 HOUR "laundry fire".
Either we've got a carrier taking hits, or the crew is sabotaging their way out of this war.
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: ##haha. Im in danger
[+8] u/sanndman: mu earnings
EPS 12.2 vs 8.73 exp
Revenue 23.86b vs 19.51b exp
[+8] u/rumblegod: Dang so we need some cease fire talks or anyone with a retirement is gone
[+8] u/HandsomeTod11: My bear cock is rock hard
[+8] u/kemar7856: Microsoft is such a pos stock
[+8] u/LadderAdmirable: MU is drilling 20-30% by open tomorrow. Market wanted much more for a company which has literally gone 100% from last report lmao
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: MU options up in smoke
[+8] u/Urzuck: I don't understand why this is happening since we won the war and then we won the war another time just to be sure.
[+8] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Micron dropped the best numbers they could have and we’re dipping 🤣
[+8] u/rdr31: MU reversal coming greatest company on earth
[+8] u/Emotional_Mobile_345: Imma need MU to pump $50 by morning k thx
[+8] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: I asked ChatGPT what to do about the $SPY I bought for 664.89 today. This is what it said:
"First, use blackmail to gain control over a major world leader who commands the most powerful military forces. Make sure you get some deeply disturbing, severely compromising material on this leader."
"If the leader turns out to be a phenomenally overconfident idiot who believes the people love him so much that he doesn't need to worry about your blackmail threats, you must obtain influence over the legislature and make it pass a law that will pretend to loudly publicize this deeply disturbing blackmail material. This will make the idiot aware that voters might turn on him, force him out of power and imprison him at the drop of a hat."
"Now tell that leader to make his military forces buy your $SPY for $665."
[+8] u/Yousoldmetohigh: We finally going to get the dump we deserve instead of this -3-5% BS?
[+8] u/PocaMadre69: Fuck bulls dude this is just the start of a long and slippery slope
[+8] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: Market rolling down faster than a fat woman on a ski slope
[+8] u/wasifaiboply: OH MY GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY LOOK AT MY DXY
BULLS YOU ARE SOOO FUCKED 😂😂😂😂🌈🐻⏰️
[+8] u/LeBhikariLe: blood bath has just begun
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: I cant even fathom 3 more years of this
[+8] u/unique_ptr: It's too bad Tesla's not a car company anymore, they'd be perfectly positioned for an oil crisis!
[+8] u/ConsiderationKey1658: VOO and chill
oh shit even that’s fucked
[+8] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Help!!!! The ghey bears got me and they're doing nasty things to my anoos.
[+8] u/Sufficient-Aide6805: I got wrecked today holy shit
[+8] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Anybody dumping micron right now has buns for brains. We just got confirmation the storage issues will run into the next few years.
[+8] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Houston we have lost 660 I repeat we have lost 660
[+8] u/Yousoldmetohigh: There she goes. Poor MU.
[+8] u/SuperSix: looooooool you literally can't fill up diesel in the Philippines atm but don't worry we're gonna rally
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: i still find it completely unbelievable that corn is not 0 yet
[+8] u/Korece: Some people might think that the current economic situation is unfortunate. But this short term pain is necessary to achieve a long term global depression. Gas prices might be higher right now, but soon, Americans will be able to enjoy tap water for dinner.
[+8] u/ShitpostSulthan: In b4 MU casually recovers in 1hr or less..
[+8] u/pmssa19: This makes no sense. MU goes hard on earnings and dips? There is no way MU was this priced in. Even if it was 500/550 it would be undervalued in the current market.
[+8] u/tugrulthelol: Micron: Up 11.6% in the past 5 days, drops 2.65% after hours
Stupid bers: haha I knew it Micron crashing lmaoooo
[+8] u/FinanceRedditCreeper: we will never see a green day again
[+8] u/solidsneeze: considering coming out to my family as bearish
[+8] u/Country_Gravy420: 8 PM is going to be a fucking bloodbath when Asia dumps ES futures
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Puts at the lows … this time is different!
[+8] u/socrates4eva: Bibi played 🥭like a fiddle, now my portfolio is paying for it
[+7] u/Basis_404_: #Narrator: everything was not, in fact, priced in
[+7] u/Majestic-Bass6772: yk what MU sure keep oscillating buddy
[+7] u/aqjingson: Micron guide is over 50% revenue estimates lol
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Micron beat, yet the move likely won't be big enough to outweigh IV crush.
Your calls are cucked.
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: MU Earnings - 100 million dollaz expected vs. 100 BAZILLION dollaz actual!!!!
[+7] u/aqjingson: Announce Iran war end, spy 700, mu 1000 life would be good
[+7] u/2020isgreat: "War is bullish" "It's priced in" "War over wrap it up"
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Definitely sold my puts too early
[+7] u/Most-Crazy2353: Smells like a bunch of draft dodgers in here
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Hey at least we got some clear direction today instead of this incessant crabby bullshit.
I mean, that direction is down. But still.
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Powell saying their next move might be another hike is hilarious. Had landed the covid inflation plane and shit was good for 2 years, everything normalizing with good growth. And now we have self inflicted job destruction, slowing economy, and another war in the Middle East LMAO he’s gotta be so sick of this shit
[+7] u/ILoveWesternCenter: The ol' IV crush. Fuck your puts and fuck your calls
[+7] u/tortu995: Micron should be trading comfoetably above 550 on those numbers. Tomorrow both micron and baba bears get wiped.
[+7] u/ohshitski: have you even said thank you yet?
[+7] u/CardiologistEqual336: The end of the 🇺🇸 empire
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: The fact the indexes aren't down 15% since this all started is fascinating. I think hedging due to 0DTEs are keeping things range bound until big money decides to dump it
[+7] u/ConstantAd1: Why would Biden do this?
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: Well maybe I shouldn’t have taken that profit on that 660p for tomorrow lmao. Shit. Show.
[+7] u/habfranco: Futures be like "I'm not finished motherfucker"
[+7] u/octopus4488: So first Israel attacks Iran, pulls US in. Then selectively target any major figure in Iran who would be a potential voice of reason there. Now they bomb the NatGas field so Iran feels compelled to escalate (exactly as they said they would).
Imagine how bad it would be if Israel wouldn't be a nation of peace?!
[+7] u/MrForever_Alone69: At this rate we might actually see SPY and oil hitting a similar price lol
[+7] u/Independent_Bag9914: Think it’s time to delete until for a while. I’m bad at this.
[+7] u/Just_Learned_This: Held my puts into close like a true member
[+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Hope you bought MU shares and not calls.
[+7] u/NativePlant870: THE DOW IS AT 50,000
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Shit has to get bad before it gets worse
[+7] u/Bapu_: Feds did what market expected
So markets should crash
[+7] u/Competitive_Ride: Boots on ground is basically the only option for mango at this point
[+7] u/MechRxn: how is MU down after one of the best earnings beats and guidance I have ever seen lol
[+7] u/FrostingOk2692: I think MU will recover soon enough, but those frequent post-earning dumps are always good for a sensible chuckle.
[+7] u/Ill-Expression1737: bulls were so happy premarket.. what happened
[+7] u/rdr31: MU CEO just said fuck your puts Reversal coming
[+7] u/digdugbug: And there you go..! MU beats, 30% dividend hike and yet it falls
[+7] u/sonofalando: Welp, it’s fucking joever again.
[+7] u/EggersIsland: Damn that spike was so hopeful
[+7] u/HaveAKlondike: Prediction for the next couple days:
〰️📈📈〰️📉📈📉📈📉📉📉
[+7] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: damn bulls really took it in the ass all day without lube from a 10-inch XL girth dildo embedded with shards of broken glass
[+7] u/spudbro00: If IRAN has any brains whatsoever with all of the bad data coming out of the US, they keep spamming bad news headlines on their plans and keep spamming drones at oil fields. Mango will break
[+6] u/Haikoe: GJ on wrecking the economy mango. Who do we blame? Illegal immigrants eating dogs? Or some other crazy shit?
Get that fat fuck out of the Oval Office
[+6] u/orangeyougladiator: There are people who think we aren’t in a bear market. Imagine how stupid you have to be. Bear markets are free money, learn them.
[+6] u/Fine-Will: Not gonna lie, the fact that this was entirely self inflicted is pretty funny.
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: MU bouncing up and down like your mom on a Friday night
[+6] u/Unemployable1593: I’ll never sexually recover from this
[+6] u/Zuko2001: My gosh MU annihilated earnings ... will still destroy options with IV crush, doubt we see a 10+% move
[+6] u/drakilian: 50% earnings beat on Micron and the crowd goes mild
[+6] u/spudbro00: Mango gonna get desperate soon with mid terms coming up
[+6] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: How are my MU 910 calls looking?
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Crazy how dumb some of you are lol makes me wonder how society functions at all.
[+6] u/NotMe357: Its OK MU....Just let it go. When the Future open tonight we're all fucked anyway. No need to fight back....Just relax and let it go....
[+6] u/jraiv420: Bols cooked even MU rugged
[+6] u/Never-Bloomberg: Bears were never gone.
[+6] u/Cav829: MU bols are discovering it was priced in as absolutely insane as that sounds.
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: SPY red on the 6 month chart is kinda wild tbh.
[+6] u/MeeseShoop: Dumping didn’t even pause AH lmao
[+6] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: That was some good dancing ghey bears! 💃💃💃🤣
[+6] u/sanndman: first move, fake
second move, fake
third move, fake
the world is fake, you live in the matrix.
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Sept 2025 levels lmao how bullish
[+6] u/IG_Triple_OG: I just risked $700,000 to literally only make $15
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Only hope now for bols is 🥭🌮 … markets said “dump this shit”
[+6] u/pleasestoptalkin: lol or as the say in Mexico: el oh el
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: I will be 75 and close to death when President Barron Trump will negotiate a withdrawal from Iran.
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: We’ve sold off every Thursday for the past many Thursdays
But we sold so hard today and are at yearly lows so algos gotta pump it tomorrow off whatever “war ends soon” cope they can scrap up
Fuck don’t know what to do tomorrow
[+6] u/_BowlerHat_: Everybody bailing before the next field gets hit with a drone tonight.
[+6] u/Any-Camel-9913: OIL mooning again
when SPY -20%
[+6] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: I think the Saudis bit off more than they can chew. Expect to see missiles hitting the Saudi bases and oil all weekend long. Mindlessly stupid of them to be so involved in this conflict
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Calls on smoking and liquor again
[+6] u/EnginrA: I let out a nice long fart just now
[+6] u/cantTankThisFox: if it wasn't for this dog shit macro micron would be 550 already
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Markets Manipulation 2 : Revenge of the oil bulls
[+6] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: going to be hilarious when it opens at 665 tomorrow, everyone loses . All the time
[+6] u/Spiritual-Ebb9560: Someone downvoting all MU bears. Whatever it is you have, you're gonna get IV crushed into oblivion.
[+6] u/HonestScar7176: It’s so over. We will test $650 in the coming weeks. Possibly this week lololol.
[+6] u/realinowijaya: MU revenue triples.. shoot up to $500
[+6] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Looooootta dicks laying in the dirt in here
[+6] u/im_burning_cookies: Lost money on puts somehow
[+6] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Downvoted into oblivion two days ago for saying MU would dump on earnings like every-fucking-thing else lately. Sweet victory. Now dump harder so I can buy the dip
[+6] u/jraiv420: Bol market is Joeover
[+6] u/Axonum: MU beat expectations by 40%, raises forward guidance, monster earnings. And it dumps 3% afterhours
[+6] u/KlBAS: God has left the stock market
[+6] u/uncorrelatedgambling: Margin? Calling. Wife? Leaving. Your asscheeks? Spreading.
[+6] u/pleasestoptalkin: Looks like we stopped that play stuff and actually started a proper bear market 📉
[+6] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: So finally Bessent ran out of money!
[+6] u/Normal_Tap3021: Someone switch off the drill
[+6] u/ninjiple: The straight homoz is wide open
[+6] u/Most-Crazy2353: Believe it or not calls
Said some bol at the homeless shelter
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine breaking even from your accumulated options losses on a single 0dte but then you decided “you are back baby” and then play a weekly since it’s “safe” and then proceed to lose it all again
[+6] u/OnymousCormorant: EPS guide $19 actual vs $10 expected is absolutely diabolical lmao
[+6] u/pootenanner: I think most of the dip buying euphoria is over. Bols have tried since October to push it higher and failed. We gona get a good correction this time. Don’t be buying the dip so early.
[+6] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Imagine Bessent getting margin called.
[+6] u/Normal_Tap3021: Someone hold me, I’m having a panic attack
[+6] u/diefy7321: Bers gooning each other off
Nasty creatures smh
[+6] u/jonneh: > Israel says they’ve begun striking targets in northern Iran for the first time
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Bruhh we really just getting started 😭
[+6] u/ryan1826: Full port margin on MU tomorrow morning, got it!
[+6] u/SomePolack: Prepare to witness horrors beyond your comprehension
[+6] u/Madsen13140: Deep down you know you being gaped tomorrow
[+6] u/OftenOlives: 💃💃💃this was all priced in right ladies 💃💃💃
[+6] u/spudbro00: MU CEO better speak elon musk style lies on earnings call or its gonna dump
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Party's over till mango is gone
[+5] u/throwawayainteasy: Don't worry guys, as the war in Iran ages and matures, Trump will lose interest in it.
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: # 🥭: 90 rate cuts in 90 days!!!
[+5] u/NazgulSandwich: If the market really does just grind into dust from here over the next months/year bulls will have absolutely zero excuse.
“Sorry I lost the house son, daddy thought the biggest energy disruption in modern history was bullish.”
[+5] u/The_misteak: Whoever made the Theta play on MU is feasting
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: That haven ain’t safe
[+5] u/Scorpi0n92: Since COVID, there hasn't been a peaceful year.
These old fucks want every country and new generation to be involved in wars!
You can't find a desk job in your 50s, but you can run a country when you're 70-80 y.o?? Like WTF? This is the peak of your senile when you're that old!
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Last 8 Thursdays have been selloffs ... dump it
[+5] u/callsonreddit: MU only +2% from earnings?
I can't touch myself to this
[+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: "Good afternoon. Fuk your calls..."
[+5] u/Vort3x7689: 12 fucking dollars holy fuck
[+5] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: we go below 660, its over guys defend your anoo!!!
[+5] u/Helpful-Event5153: How is it possible that when I decide to sell it's always too early and when I decide to hold it's always for 0?
[+5] u/Love_Tech: MU turned red lol IV crashed
[+5] u/Majestic-Bass6772: micron with the limp dick LMAO
[+5] u/Majestic-Bass6772: they dumped the bags on micron buyers right after close 😂😂😂
[+5] u/rioferdy838: 50% beat on EPS and we dump.
Yup its just another normal day in the markets.
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Micron set new records across revenue, gross margin, EPS, and free cash flow in fiscal Q2, driven by a strong demand environment, tight industry supply, and our strong execution, and we expect significant records again in fiscal Q3,” said Sanjay Mehrotra, Chairman, President and CEO of Micron Technology. “In the AI era, memory has become a strategic asset for our customers, and we are investing in our global manufacturing footprint to support their growing demand. Reflecting confidence in the sustained strength of our business, our board has approved a 30% increase in our quarterly dividend
[+5] u/SaveTheAles: SPY is now a penny stock and can no longer be discussed on WSB
[+5] u/HandsomeTod11: All my money is in metals, as in it’s inside my spring mattress
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # They panic sold MU PUMP IT!
[+5] u/Hang_Man1: Point and laugh at bulls today.
[+5] u/FutureSage: All I ask for is MU 500…is that too much to ask for??
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fix4969: bitcoin about to fall into the abyss... (back to 1k per corn)
[+5] u/Good_Application6245: your wifes boyfriend can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
[+5] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Brain tells me that the 40% earnings run up for MU in this market should warrant a massive sell off. But my brain also tells me that there is so much greed in this regarded market that it will pump to 550 anyway because a beat was still not pRiCeD iN
[+5] u/rdr31: I dont appreciate bers gayness
[+5] u/Tyneuku: 650 puts for tmmr I bought less than hour ago up 50%
[+5] u/Ahthongkorkor: port went from -80k to flat today, ill take that as a win
[+5] u/Colloquial: Bols still at this moment are thinking about calls...
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: Got fucked this afternoon might just join the military.
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: MU:
Q2: $8.60 forecasted EPS, $12.07 actual. Forecasted revenue: $19.6, $23.86 actual.
Q3 EPS prior street estimate: $10.63; Q3 management forecast: $18.90 eps.
Stock down 1% to up 1%.
I get memory cycle and all that. Fuck this market.
Guess we wait for the call now.
[+5] u/Autistic-Bot: Iran about to go super saiyan on anything and everything related to OPEC.
[+5] u/HandsomeTod11: She’s a 10 but won’t eat ass
[+5] u/lemuever17: WTF happened to MU at the last minute?
[+5] u/DragonFruit-_-777: Crazy MU beat leather jacket bff gets leather jacket buff
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Oil still rising SPX still crashing wrap it up
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Can he cancel the war pls
[+5] u/WinnerEffective3102: I've never seen crazy trading like this. I'm going to sleep on it and then probably just sell and take my 40k loss and stay in money market. This is getting old
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[+5] u/MeeseShoop: The AH dump is crazy
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: They parked SPY directly on the 200dma. 😂
[+5] u/Majestic-Bass6772: nikkei 225 gonna be in HELL later lmao
[+5] u/wasifaiboply: I wonder how well all these tickers that literally only exist as a result of a free money bukkake are going to fare when there is no more free money in the hands of greater fools?
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[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Imagine 🥭 with just the memes and no crime and corruption
[+5] u/dacalo: That is a pretty gay response to MU blowout print.
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: # BOLS LMAO
# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: What idiots are selling MU after hours?
[+5] u/wasifaiboply: Looks like risk off time! Guard your lil' nuts and hide as best you can, JPow said "Read my lips, no rate cuts fuckwads." 🌈🐻
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: at this point bombing israel might save my calls
[+5] u/jnas_19: Crazy MU discount wow
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: I have been buying big, like 10k just today and the market is not respecting these big buys
Wtf
[+5] u/jraiv420: Oil pumping and MU dumping, very concern for Bol
[+5] u/HandsomeTod11: Can’t wait for the propaganda movie in 3 years starring Mel Gibson where he defies the odds to drive a tanker through the Strait.
Gonna be so cringe
[+5] u/McKoijion: It's a good thing Micron manufactures all their memory in the US and not one of those Asian countries dealing with $150 oil.
[+5] u/Fkn1v1mem8: I bought a single MU call before close. I should’ve known better
[+5] u/dontslambro: SPY just dipped the 660s quick
[+5] u/GeneralRaspberry8102: When are you gonna figure out you should be shorting EVERY rally until mango declares victory and moves on to the next completely avoidable disaster?!?!
[+5] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Just from the thread I thought MU was gonna be down 15-20% <checks chart> 2.5% you fucking pussies!!!
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Definitely not a “they’re manipulating the markets” guy but for oil to not react at all to multiple bombings on oil infrastructure, then it immediately rallies when the market closes, tells me they’re at least attempting to manipulate the markets
[+5] u/mechajlaw: So markets fucked and gas prices are climbing. Winning.
[+5] u/WillingCommittee: it's all over. we're all living under a bridge now
[+5] u/spudbro00: Hopefully Christian Bale and Steve Carell are available for the Big Short 2
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: My port is in shambles thanks MU
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: LOL can you imagine how bad it gets when the unhinged tweets start hitting later
[+5] u/fish_: mu gonna stay around $450 rest of the week to fuck the people that gambled on 3/20 calls, if you bought more time you’re gonna be printing money
[+5] u/krazay88: you have to be a normal person
who has a solid steady source of income
and who's planning for their future
to be buying in this market
[+5] u/FlyWannaBeRichGuy: How is everyone? I’m getting wrecked attempting to swing trade. Almost every fake pumper was wrong. Tom can S a D.
[+5] u/jouh55142139: Annnnnnnnd crude just $100 per barrel
[+5] u/MaoZQ: My cost basis in MU is 140, I'm chillin'.
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: Is the golden age of America in the room with us right now?
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Oil pampin a little too hard
[+5] u/AlarmedPelican: Pack it up bois this market is cooked LMAO
[+5] u/cryptopolymath: There’s going to be a ton of margin calls tomorrow, macro looking horrible. Inflation going up, metals going down, BTC might as well be a tech stock as it offers no hedge.
[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: Anyone else going Long rope?
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: JPow gonna get sent to the front lines
[+5] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: Bonds dxy oil not painting pretty picture
[+5] u/warm-regard: Why do lost gains hurt worse than losses?
[+5] u/watisdat: Yeah I wish I was VOO and chill but there’s no going back now. I’m in the trenches with you retards until I make it all back.
[+5] u/QuartersToPlay: Did you guys read the news? The biggest oil refinery systems in the world are getting hit and Iran is vowing revenge for the assassination. This is fucked. It was bad before but now they're making good in their threats to attack oil infrastructure. Money is money but it looks grim lads.
[+5] u/Yousoldmetohigh: It ain't even that bad until they post the hotline.
[+5] u/maikaubay: BUY THE DIP I DARE YOU
[+5] u/geddyclaus: Is this the great unraveling?
[+5] u/NativePlant870: You know big money loaded calls at close
[+5] u/markypooo7: Vix and oil spiking after hours is that good?
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Trump admin gonna force oil companies to take in less profits so that oil prices don't hit consumers is my guess
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Did the Indexes Death Cross this morning? Am I looking at that right?
[+5] u/LostandConfused2024: I have a feeling this will be a trend of buying the dip, but the dip will keep dipping
[+31] u/jmc774: 🥭 is getting spooked. Getting a lot of angry calls from his rich buddies rn. Prepare the 🌮
[+31] u/Street-Asparagus117: 🥭 attacking Iran may go down as the worst economic decision in human history if all oil production comes to a halt in the middle east
[+29] u/caughtinthought: Remember that data centers had an energy bottleneck _before_ all of this started going down haha
[+23] u/ZealousidealSector19: No one even talking about the Epstein files anymore
[+19] u/Ok-Piano8789: fuck got a call my moms in the hospital
[+18] u/mangofruitdude: Lmao 4 monitors didnt make me more profits. I was lied to
[+18] u/Clubpenguin8888: Why does this drop feel worse than the tariff drop last year
[+17] u/DH64: all I need is a small gain of 300%
[+17] u/ryu311: dude, can 🥭 just tell iran it was "just a prank, bro" and we get back to ATHs??
[+16] u/trickponies: Harambe never would have let all this happen.
[+16] u/Neader: Trillions wiped from the economy and 401(k)s for fucking Israel lmfao
[+15] u/Dbx84: My port was hella Green under sleepy joe.
[+15] u/Swiftnice: How pissed would 🥭 be if the Iran war ends and everyone goes right back to pestering him about the epstein files lol
[+15] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I've learned to keep my mouth shut during green days like Monday and Tuesday, cause just like that, all my gains are gone.
[+14] u/Soffatjockis: Oil has chosen.... violence.
Bessent, we need you to short it even harder lol. Idiot.
[+14] u/KehreAzerith: News flash, straight of homo still blocked and Iran still has a fuck load of drones/missiles. Now "officially" targeting oil refineries according to Iran.
No shit everything goes red
[+14] u/_LakeCity_: The Iran conflict is escalating in the dumbest of ways in the last 24 hours. It’s going from dumb to dumber.
The broader panorama for markets looks fucked right now.
[+14] u/TyroneSwoopes: Now that 🌮 has explicitly said no more bombing oil factories, this shit is going to tank when Netanyahu bombs another factory and everyone realizes there’s no taco if you aren’t in the drivers seat.
[+13] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Jesus fuck I lost so much money today
[+13] u/cashflow_: CASHFLOW UPDATE
RADIOFREQUENCY ABLATION PROCEDURE WENT WELL. I HAD A NICE SLEEP. HEADING BACK TO THE APARTMENT. WOKE UP HUNGRY SO HAD A CAFE CON LECHE AND PASTRY
THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL CASHFLOW UPDATE
[+12] u/tika_dengu: Bessent just got fired
[+12] u/J_da_CPA: Daddy Jerome clowned his ass
[+12] u/McGrundie: I bought puts. War over tomorrow. You're welcome
[+12] u/Red_Zone_Broly: So we're in a recession right?
[+12] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: WSB starter pack !
- STONKS ONLY GO UP
- BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS !
-GHEY BERS AND PERMA BULLS
- I BOUGHT THE DIP
- SLEEPY JOE
- DIDDY OIL
- TOM FAT CUCK LEE
- 🥭
[+12] u/Common_Ad_3059: So oil is going $200/barrel just as iran says
[+12] u/LiveMotivation: 🥭 no more strikes on Iranian oil infrastructure. Taco is starting to roll
[+11] u/barelyreadsenglish: Lmao cant believe I actually got shaken out of my oil calls on that dump
[+11] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: This will be 🥭’s Waterloo moment
[+11] u/smart_doge: Writing ✍️ a book 📖 called Fart 💨 of the Deal 🤝
Volume 1 contains last 1 year of info, with 3 more volumes planned
[+11] u/According-Page8618: TRUMP WANTS NO MORE STRIKES ON IRANIAN ENERGY SITES AFTER ISRAEL'S WEDNESDAY ATTACK ON A VITAL IRANIAN GAS FIELD- WSJ
relief ralley tmrw into next week war end
[+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: Me on a teams meeting trying to convince Somali pirates with 5 rowboats they've totally got this when sending them a map of the strait of hormuz
[+11] u/NewDawn101: This market is wack, gonna go steal chained up bikes downtown until it opens up
[+11] u/smart_doge: Fed say no neutering of interest rates
[+10] u/PinealTone: Domino's Pizza chain franchisee, North County Pizza Inc., has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection to reorganize its restaurant business.
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[+10] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Real bears are oil bulls.
[+10] u/SnooShortcuts7911: Powell claims we don’t have stagflation because today is nothing like the 1970s. In a way, he is correct. Today’s situation is nothing like the 1970s. It’s much worse, and it’s not just because CPI and unemployment numbers are rigged.
[+10] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: If SPY goes back to 700 by next week, I'll drink a full glass of water from the Ganges River
[+10] u/Bam2458: SPY has only gone to zero 3 times historically:
1. The extinction of dinosaurs (asteroid)
2. The fall of the Roman Empire
3. The Bubonic Plague
Each time if you had just DCA’d you would be in the green today. Stay the course.
[+10] u/trent_upscale: Deport Ben Shapiro's eyebrows
[+10] u/IlinistRainbow6: i wouldn’t have imagined i would be bagholding microsoft in 2026
[+10] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Idk why y’all dooming. As far as I can tell this is a great opportunity to lower my cost basis in my 401k from my job…
**IF I HAD ONE**
[+10] u/RageQuitHero: the end of capitalism
[+10] u/michaelis999: your calls are cooked
your puts are cooked
your stocks are cooked
your crypto is cooked
your bank account is cooked
are you tired of winning son?🗿
[+10] u/Cabbage854: Does anyone else think about the fall of the Roman Empire from time to time?
[+10] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #Why would George Washington do this to the market?
[+10] u/sunmbitch: Anybody holding the trash they call OKLO?
[+10] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: GUYS GUYS CHILL & SAY THANKS IT'S ALL FOR ISRAEL
[+9] u/zeren1ty: This dumbo Bessent really thought it was a good idea to short oil futures as the literal government 🤡
About to backfire, big time
[+9] u/Hellmale: There goes another $50k of my 401k 😔
[+9] u/New-Length5593: tHeRe iS nO iNfLaTiOn. Oil “hold my fucking beer”
[+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: This must be one of the most pointless and self owning wars in history.
[+9] u/ThouOne: Are we entering the R word?
[+9] u/Comfortable_Guitar: RIP Pam Bondi's ridiculously OTM DOW calls
[+9] u/AdCritical5383: Mr. Market isn’t very autism friendly.
[+9] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Diddy was on to something stockpiling all that oil
[+9] u/SINYACHTA: Things might be bad but atleast the dow is still 50000
[+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: What the fuck did he think was going to happen?
[+9] u/PinealTone: While we fret over oil..
the coming collapse of the private credit sector industry is going to rear its ugly heads on us.
What happens when redemption becomes zero or 1%?
We may see a mini 2008 all over again.
[+9] u/Key_Sign_5572: Anyone seen those stonks only go up guys lately? Welfare check?
[+9] u/Solid-Season9984: #✅️ marked safe from DOW 50000
[+9] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Never mind strait of Hormuz is back in fashion:
Revolutionary Guard boats set fire to an oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz
[+9] u/RDDT_100P: Did you even say thank you today?
[+9] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: ANY MSFT BULL ALIVE OR ITS JUST ME GIVING BJ TO GHEY BERS
[+9] u/EatingRawOnion: Get your blood sugar checked homie
[+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: This was all bad bunny's fault
[+8] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Today is a shitty day of my life
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: Glad to see 4051 contracts of SPY 700 calls for Friday were traded today. I need whatever those people are on
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Even the hint of peace talks sends us to the moon
[+8] u/izCS: "You dont have the cards. You are playing with world war III."
My god, that aged like milk. Hahaha.
[+8] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: Gold can fuck right off. Times like these are why I own gold futes and yet they fuck me over worse than SPX weeklies.
[+8] u/TheGeoGod: Blood bath tomorrow and Friday!
[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: Let me ask you something. How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this thread? Because I know how long it would take me, and I can prove it.
[+8] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Can we please send Harry and Meghan over to negotiate a ceasefire. Please.
[+8] u/plugwalls: I’m going to be insufferable if Mu finishes green
[+8] u/Ancient_Building_529: Im not saying Spy is going to curl back up, but it did bounce perfectly off the 200dma.
[+8] u/Expensive-Big-8725: MU bears do know that the world will literally end if it goes down right
[+8] u/PatrickSebast: You can't even buy until Spy 630 at least. Lets just get this over with.
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: Generational wealth to it's all gone
[+8] u/LiveMotivation: 🥭 and company will be pulling out all the stops the next 24 hours to pump the market.
[+8] u/JediMimeTrix: Remember guys, tomorrow everything will go to the right.
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: You don't even have to get evaluation sessions for antidepressants anymore. You can just show them your Robinhood all time and they'll ask what pills you want.
[+8] u/Scorpio_Rex: I have no more dry powder left in this kangaroo market
[+8] u/Humble_Explanation32: bers starting with their doom scenarios
[+8] u/HostileRobert6: Revenge trade probably
[+8] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: I sold MU for 8 dollar profit 🤌🏻
[+8] u/AirwickS: I'm glad Progresso started making soup pouches. The cans kept breaking my microwave.
[+8] u/IlinistRainbow6: i built up 30k in profits in january-february just to get obliterated by MSFT calls
[+8] u/Standard_Tea8250: Oh god please get me to break even and I promise ill stop
[+8] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: Monkey doesn't want to be rich anymore, monkey just wants my money back 😭
[+8] u/wa_2050: Yall think we make it to 600 before diaper Don surrenders?
[+8] u/Effective_Throat6127: Does anyone know when MSFT is going to stop Dipping ?
[+8] u/No_Current3675: Full disclosure, sold all of my MU at 415 - 450. Why is that bitch not ripping on blowout earnings? I gotta look more closely.
[+8] u/CaaCCeo: By past market logic we should see +2% on spy over the next two days
[+8] u/DisgrunltedDan: Dow shitting over and over may actually be 🌮 reason to end this mess.
[+8] u/NlNJANEER: I was up $1k but then made a bad trade that dropped me to $900. Then I proceeded to revenge trade down to -$1k. Nice
[+8] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: It's been over a dozen times according to 🥭
[+7] u/ebitdasga: I miss when this admin just cared about AI, Space, and crypto. Who in the fuck actually wants this war and tariff bullshit?
[+7] u/drmundojr: crude over $100, can't wait to see Bessent's loss porn.
[+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: Oil 100...were cooked
[+7] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: What are the limp diks with the lifted trucks going to do now🤔
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: “SPY 700 wen” seems a long time ago this was every 4th comment
More like “SPY 600 waaaat”
[+7] u/aftherith: Always makes me feel a little better when the "shiny rocks are safe" gang gets it too.
[+7] u/New-Length5593: What’s wild is that this shit hasn’t even started yet….
[+7] u/Bravadette: Surprised there's no prediction market for the next borderline apocalyptic event in the next couple of years.
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: Breaking news: Bulls continue to be spastic and very stupid. I am monitoring the situation for any changes.
[+7] u/puffinnbluffin: Msft is such a sack of flaming dog shit
[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: I'm gonna revenge trade 100k in QQQ August puts tomorrow.
[+7] u/RonBlake: They’re literally trying so hard to make micron dump. Bullish
[+7] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: 🥭 twitter to the rescue
[+7] u/trent_upscale: Turns out, Pokémon card singles were my least volatile investment of the last 12 months
Green af
[+7] u/W_Malinowski: I was working wtf did Jerome say to nuke the market
[+7] u/f0xinaround: Why would Bill Clinton do this to us?? 🚬
[+7] u/jp42212: Iran and Israel just blowing up oil facilities now. Kinda bearish news ngl
[+7] u/Leather_Mention5916: To the victor belong the spoils - Get the fuck outta here
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: I lost so much money today that my phone downgraded my messages to green bubbles to let the rest of the world know.
[+7] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: markets are forward looking
thats why today sucks. forward looks like suck
[+7] u/spsteve: Reports the Pearl GTL has been severely damaged... like years to replace the shit that was hit damaged. This ain't ending any time soon. That plant is massively important. Act accordingly.
[+7] u/ThatOneRedditBro: My move tomorrow?
I will $PRAY for green
[+7] u/NotRllytho: It’s so over. Bers win.
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: That's good. Someday we'll be over all this Trump bullshit and these companies with solid earnings will thrive again.
[+6] u/bigboybigbat: Shit is fucked. Taco can only happen by mango showing the middle finger to Israel which he can’t do. Iran leadership is willing to die for this. Boots on the ground it is. And the market will tank.
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: Micron pulled a NVDA
[+6] u/jay4281: Oil bout to crack 100
[+6] u/Tropicalfisher: Sometimes when I'm feeling down and need a laugh I go on 🥭's Truth account and read all the bot comments
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: This is all part of chyna 10 year plan. They obviously had a bit in there on how to crash the markets for good. We are almost there. The good news is we can all get in on it and walk away with money
[+6] u/abscando: it's gonna be a quiet day here tomorrow with half this sub losing their ports to MU calls
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: If mangoose dies does market rally
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: Believe it or not, it was not calls today
[+6] u/Swiftnice: I think NVDA bulls are finally at the end of their rope lol They might actually be ready to admit the parabolic gains are over haha
[+6] u/soad1331: MU options being cooked
[+6] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Full porting spy calls
[+6] u/smart_doge: Slept through the market after 2pm. What unalived my port? 😭
[+6] u/killainvest: Hahah bers thot……I’m just practicing for tomorrow while crying
[+6] u/colinr813: Remember when the biggest problem facing the stock market was the ai bubble and rate cuts?
[+6] u/Coogiez: MU needs a soft reset to 360 and then it can go back up
[+6] u/CaaCCeo: 2k loss today trying to cosplay bul smh
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: my jaw is getting tired boss
[+6] u/yushey__: My portfolio is always staircase up and elevator down
[+6] u/micahac: I have SPY Calls and acceptable handy ole USO Put.
Its like doubling down on the same thing. Awesome stuff here
[+6] u/cbusoh66: MU will open green tomorrow, whoever is trying to keep a lid on it knows it's a lost cause and they're going to be smoked with all the upgrades and PT upward revisions.
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: i’m starting a Microsoft bag holders support group
[+6] u/michaelis999: you know it's bad when retard buls and retard bers are no longer beefing in the sub 💔🥀
[+6] u/music_is_gud: It's criminal that MU even dumps after that monster earnings
[+6] u/apurimac777: I would sell everything and go cash but I dont live in the EU so cash is trash too
[+6] u/trent_upscale: u/Cashflow_ is Satoshi Nakamoto
[+6] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Everyone is just kicking rocks waiting for futures to open to see what oil is gonna do.
Fucking annoying having a single commodity determine the entire market.
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Did you know the guy who invented latex gloves demonstrated their impermeability by sticking his finger up his ass, took his glove off and put that finger in his mouth?
[+6] u/Mental-Weakness-567: I need a fucking miracle just to not be completely fucked
[+6] u/voidedhip: MU strangle is fucking fucked fuck me
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Brb blowing my neighbor for gas money 💰😗
[+6] u/donkeybray: I'm not going to be rich tomorrow.
[+6] u/cbusoh66: MU obliterates estimates, 75% margins, market wanted more I guess...
[+6] u/InevitableAd2436: Unless it’s BRK-A 🤷♂️
[+6] u/trent_upscale: Anything with a bunch of crypto on the books is looking to dump it yesterday
[+6] u/Thotmas01: I just spent an hour rubbing myself down in expensive olive oil after I saw the micron results. What the hell happened? Why is micron red? Why is oil at 100?
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: Gotta admit market perpetually being surprised at 🌮's ineptitude pretty funny
[+5] u/isolated-cat: silver bros in shambles
[+5] u/_TheGoogz: Revenue triples? Flat.
Revenue misses? +20%
Everything comes in as expected? -10%.
Mercy. You win market. You win. I will DCA into VT, and only VT, like a good boy from now until my unflattering death and average life comes to a close after I just barely outpace being poor while getting close enough to at least peak into the room of riches at the very end but not enter myself.
[+5] u/raisedeyebrow4891: This is how you ruin an economy 101. Classes enrolling today!
[+5] u/Ok_Employment_192: thank you mu, thank you. If you give me another chance to buy this time I'll do it, I promise you.
[+5] u/whodowhodo: Has this happened before? I’m five
[+5] u/vandammes: ONLY THING GREEN IS NBIS LMFAO
[+5] u/sharpyz: Why is the bear eating my face
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Cherry on top will be bessent bankrupting the treasury on orders to “short the fuck outta oil futes” by 🥭.
[+5] u/Rinolboss: Justt got back wtf happened
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Strait of Hormuz is old news now we get strait to the oil and gas production sites being destroyed 🔥
[+5] u/studybreak15: Well there’s no hope for my $685 calls for Friday. I bought them two weeks ago thinking this would have ended by now
[+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Rcat 26 mil in revenue a 2B market cap company lmaoooo
[+5] u/Pete26l96: Everyday I say to myself that it could be worse, I was actually strongly considering full porting into NVO at $60 last year.
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: even if MU is 430 tonight I will sleep better than I have for the past month. Gap up is inevitable, got me feeling like thanos holding these calls like infinity stones
[+5] u/Beazt11123: This chat is so cursed
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Spy 700 is not a meme
In 2040
[+5] u/lifo888: Asian stocks are gonna 🤮 tonight
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Shorting oil futes shows that Bessent belongs here.
When will the US treasury post their loss porn?
[+5] u/Fkthisst93: Did a straddle on mu. Can't wait to wake up rich tmr
[+5] u/Hot-Pop-3250: I'm waiting for the metaphoric blood in the streets moment but I'd still guess the literal one will happen first
[+5] u/soad1331: Am I the only one thinking their may be a big relief bounce tomorrow or Friday ? Probably
[+5] u/SpyRuinedMe: You thought this was bad? Friday is Triple Witching. Expiration of stock options, index options and futures. With s&p 500 rebalancing of course! The good news is it definitely won’t be a flat chop day. So get back in there champ
[+5] u/nvidia69420: Don’t worry ghey bears! I bought callz at close so your poots are gonna print fo sho!!
[+5] u/trent_upscale: This is George H. W.'s market
[+5] u/Hot-Walk-6334: Will be face ripping green tomorrow you dumb peanut balled bearish cunts
[+5] u/yushey__: Nothing pisses me off more than people who buy only 1-2 shares of a company then start giving investing advice
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: I’m so sick to my stomach on this MU dump.
[+5] u/Ledzeppelinbass: This market is trash. Why are people so scared?
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: That ending gave me cancer.
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: I have QQQ puts at 320 strike expiring june 2028 if you must know
[+5] u/neverturndownagain: Just as I predicted 🤌
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: 1/5 of META employees are about to be Zurg-ed
[+5] u/whitepug: Im such a paperhanded bitch
[+5] u/Vortep1: Why would the straits in Hormuz do this to us?
[+5] u/trent_upscale: Pro Tip : Take a pic of your nuts and make it your phone's wallpaper
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Imagine buying poots at close and the. Being like WHY IS IT GOING UP
[+5] u/oooofukkkk: Personally I’m bullish
[+5] u/Traditional_Page_75: Holy moly Brent crude still rising
[+5] u/Neader: Doesn't get any gayer than this
[+5] u/9tacos: Gonna need coupons for that $3 McDonald’s value meal 😒
[+5] u/soad1331: I could pay off my car with the tendies I made today. Or I could buy more options. Guess what I chose.
[+5] u/Independent_Term5790: Korean circuit breakers weekly now so apac should br fun tonight
[+5] u/cbusoh66: MU gross margins higher than NVDA, it will probably generate $50+ per share in profits, stock should be $1000 and still be cheap
[+5] u/LongCucumber3710: How about we just keep cutting the rates and let the next generation deal with the inflation?
[+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT SLEEPY JOE
[+5] u/shakazuluwithanoodle: She looked me in the eye and said..
"I know you can bomb shit, but can you open the strait of Hormuz?"
[+5] u/cashflow_: WHAT DID FED SAY I JUST WOKE UP
[+5] u/am22fcw: Vix finding a home at 25 is gg we’re fucked
[+5] u/WalrusHonda: I’m bearish and have been for months but I’m not even going to get cocky in any way cause this shits probably pumping 1% tomorrow for no reason again haha
[+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: Bros. It's not getting better AH 😭
She's still going down on me
[+5] u/kananishino: I should've kept my puts. Sold at 666 sadge
[+5] u/plugwalls: A fully naked what… brother delete dis
[+5] u/plugwalls: I don’t know what’s real
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Dude is the new Kathie Wood
[+5] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Calls print tomorrow
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: My cousin and her husband credit me for being the reason they got together.
We were all at her sister's wedding and they did a giant family photoshoot but the word family basically includes the mailman and the local gardener. My cousin's boyfried was standing seperate at the wall and I was like "what are you doing?"
He said the pic was family only and I was like "ah.... get on the damn stage" and threatened to break his knee caps if he didn't takee the family pic
Anyways he told everyone that story and he said that's how he realized he was accepted into the family
But the truth is i just wanted to look at my SPY losses in private.
[+25] u/LasyKuuga: Saw some guy lose 100k in 5 years. Fucking loser lmao
I can do that in 1 year
[+17] u/Alone_Mobile_4974: Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of the Strait of Hormuz
[+17] u/iTouchStuff: BREAKING: President Trump wants no more strikes on Iranian energy infrastructure after today’s Israeli strikes on a vital Iranian gas field, per WSJ.
lmaooooo mango palms getting sweaty
[+16] u/iTouchStuff: On the Strait of Hormuz we've gone from:
1. Don't need help
2. We need help
3. Why aren't folks helping?
4. Helps on the way
5. Not telling you who is helping
6. Helps not actually on the way but we don't need it anyway
7. We may just abandon it and leave it to everyone else
lmfaooooooo
[+15] u/mayorolivia: Trump is upset Iran is blocking Hormuz (which constrains oil supply) so he approved a strike on their oil infrastructure (which also constrains oil supply). So much winning! 🥇
[+15] u/BoostMobileGuy: Short term pain for long term misery
[+15] u/decjr06: 🥭 successfully speed running the collapse of America.... Was probably going to take decades, now maybe a few years
[+14] u/JaredFlys: Midterms can’t come fast enough. Losing so much money 🥭 under Rep leadership.
[+13] u/spacemoses: someone at my job keeps calling it ChatGDP and I just can't deal with it.
[+12] u/broke_person: LMFAO BULLS
LMFAO BEARS
LMFAO BULLS
LMFAO BEARS
SPY +0%
[+12] u/lipmanz: Dow down over 8% in 24 trading days
[+12] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Little too late for 🥭 to set the terms on oil strikes atm
[+11] u/WillasTyrell: gold is a hedge against uncertainty and we have certainty now: we’re fucked
puts on gold
[+11] u/collegefootballfan69: Dow 50,000 seems like years ago
[+11] u/winner_in_life: This tiny dead cat bounce is funny. Just go to 500 so I can buy back in.
[+11] u/ThrowRA-KB: RAHHHHH WER MY BERS AT
[+11] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Owning shares is the only way to not get railed by these markets
[+11] u/StandardDot5115: rates? frozen
oil? escorted
situation? monitored
hotel? trivalgo
[+11] u/Slightlybadpicks: I saw this guy on grindr ☝️☝️
[+11] u/Eggs-Benny: "Shit's kinda whack right now"
[+10] u/PlentyArmy2411: Went into the year with a 1/4 mill. Now i have a 1/8 of a million. Im winning right? 8>4
[+10] u/wenxuan2: Only people who are crying are those without puts protection
[+10] u/SnoStrm: Fight your urges to be a gambling addict until this war ends and you’ll make a killing
[+10] u/whitewashedsyrian: Holy shit micron downgraded to hold after reporting, wild
[+9] u/guy_cloutier: Market will heal when good earnings will mean green dildos
[+9] u/Dude_HaHa: At this point the fed needs to raise rates. Like bigly.
[+9] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: MU was up 16% THIS WEEK and you bought calls today?
[+9] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: MU at prices not seen since *checks notes*
48 hours ago
[+9] u/ukweeve: Israel going all in and have Donnie boy on the hook. My boomer oil stocks are gonna pay for my tech gambling habit.
[+9] u/yeahyoubored: 🥭 says “we gonna bomb the f out of them”
spy trending down and gas trending up
🥭 says “no no no ok ok ok we’re done”
[+9] u/bigdaddyrongregs: Have we tried sending greta thunberg through the strait?
[+9] u/FuckleUp: Didn’t have Cesar Chavez as the Latino Epstein on my checkerboard
[+9] u/zarfidemha: I’m too tired of winning,
[+9] u/MasterElite1: >>u/MasterElite1 11 points 26 days ago
>>TRUMP SAYS HE HAS BACKUP PLAN FOR TARIFFS AFTER RULING: CNN
>I triple your oil price. Hehehe.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1r9tj1h/daily_discussion_thread_for_february_20_2026/o6frj4r/
✅️
[+8] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: remember when 🥭 called Newsom President. lol
[+8] u/stupidber: If I see ber its on sight 😤
[+8] u/MGBball11: When will the Gays of Hormuz stand up for the Straights of Hormuz?
[+8] u/I-ProGamer-I: Watch: Tomorrow SPY +1.5%. Absolute clown market, Theta Gang‘s wet dream
[+8] u/zarfidemha: Metals down, dollar down, stock down, oil up. wtf is this market
[+8] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I’m actually tired boss.
[+8] u/Voltthrower69: Things are going to get a whole lot worse before they get better.
[+8] u/BullTrucker9: Red at night bulls delight
[+8] u/johndsmits: This market is like moving form the poker table to the roulette table, but still using poker strategy.
[+8] u/Artistic_Teach558: The most corrupt admin yet and we STILL cant get rid of PDT restrictions
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: October: SPY 700 EoW!
November: SPY 700 EoM!
December: SPY 700 EoY??
That one oddly bullish day in January: SPY 700 EoD!
February: SPY 700, please 🥺
March: SPY 670 EoM! 💀
[+7] u/Lolsmileyface13: ***MICRON AT PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE......CHECKS NOTES..... MONDAY AFTERNOON.***
[+7] u/Sir_Grindalot: Selling covered calls has been free money for months.
[+7] u/RandomC6: Lol @ MU: $10B more revenue than expected, but also $3B more CapEx then expected -> SELL!!!
Make it make sense.
[+7] u/LongroddMcHugendong: It’s not too late, you too can join us oil barons, don’t be left behind
[+7] u/chilBates: How does one achieve 0 net jobs
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: All kinds of retards bought calls at market open and then at the end of the trading day they sold their shitty calls at a huge loss and bought puts and now theyre all gonna get slaughtered tomorrow as the market pumps like nothing happened
[+7] u/MrUnbekanntovic: Someone pls stop this nonsense and open the strait?
[+7] u/STONKLEAPS: Drone & unmanned robotics - the goat in ONDS
[+7] u/Impossible-Sir230: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+7] u/1gabehcoud: MU blowout earnings, believe it or not, puts.
The house always wins
[+7] u/neo-futurism: 600 likely now. No reason to think its crazy.
[+7] u/katger18: I feel like we are going back to last March 18 to April 14 2025. Check it out...
[+7] u/decjr06: Ooof looks like the shareholders are finally realizing everything is fucked. Thanks 🥭
[+7] u/pumpkin1986: No mango tweet storm?
[+7] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: the more time i spend here, the more money i lose
[+7] u/YouKnown999: #LMAO MU CALL HOLDERS 🫵🤡🫵
[+7] u/lilordeo: lets all laugh at MU
[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: Just want to make back $100k 👹👹👹
[+7] u/Vegeta9001: What happened to the Dow being over 50 thou? We don't even get circuit breakers anymore to make it interesting. It's just a gradual decline.
[+7] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: I like how there like ok we’re done now striking oil/gas. The damage is done it’ll take quite a while for prices to stabilize.
[+7] u/kairepaire: I do believe this is finally Trump's market
[+7] u/Voltthrower69: The Chinese century is truely here
[+7] u/soapchewer2: Wayyy too bullish in here
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: even if 🍊 wants to end the war "soon" or in "2 weeks" bs...what makes him think Iran will just stop cockblocking him at the Strait?
[+7] u/LimitIntelligent9946: The bol taunting is now over. Prepare for a world of pain as the Fed shrinks the monetary supply
[+7] u/Creative-Package6213: My portfolio was up 51% today...
[+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: i would have said that's easy, how about you put it in MY BUTT and try that
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Just got to the gym. Exchanged eye contact with cute girl I've seen before. She proceeds to remove her pants and continue working out in her tight shorts. Y'all think it's a signal?
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Ngl bro, those Iran propaganda videos are kinda fire, choreography-wise. Like the whole Lego one was pretty funny 🤣
Made possible by Nvidia GPUs, calls on Nvidia 💀
[+6] u/jez124: The gulf states are getting screwed by Trump despite spending untold billions into America...kinda funny if it were not for the fact everyone else will get fcked too.
[+6] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Today's puts were super obvious. I couldn't buy any cuz my account is short. Is this what trading feels like?
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: MU dumping was so obvious. If you played calls, you belong here, regard.
[+6] u/AlexD622: Hope people were smart enough to sell MU before earnings, this is looking like a god given chance for leaps
[+6] u/Sorry-Usual6906: Is it late to buy uso and crude oil? I hate getting in late….⏰
[+6] u/Frozen_Shades: Holy shit. Fellowship of the Ring extended edition has 28 fucking minutes of end credits.
[+6] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: Did some digging. "Jerome Powell" anagram consists of 4 tickers:
JOE = Asset managment. One of their assets? GULF-front vacation rentals. Yeah...
REM = Ishares mortgage index. Underlying u ask? FTSE NAREIT index. Whats an anagram for Nareit? "RETINA". Who produces artificial retinas? SONY. Oh oh...
EL = Estée Lauder: Founded in 1946. What happened in 1946? Cold war began, computing startet, world bank began operating. You slowly get it, huh?
POWL = Powl industries: Manufactoring. Guess what they produce? CIRCUIT BREAKERS!!
I think you get the picture...
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: It's all downhill from here. It's been knowing you all
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Cant believe OBAMNA did this to us
[+6] u/prezzie2728: Can America start to elect people who don't declare war on middle eastern countries sometime soon please?
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: god damn it amma get assigned 100 shares of AppLovin at $442.5
[+6] u/bluen: what did jpow say today???
[+6] u/SIRxDUCK7: I’m not even going to open my portfolio today
[+6] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: This shit feels like last spring . Big fat shit coming . Hope u retards have some cash to buy
[+6] u/Get_dat_money: Mu down 5%
I think I'll buy some
[+6] u/New_Competition_410: Any one else crying right now ? (Hard)
[+6] u/Eggs-Benny: I bought 665P this past Friday because I knew FOMC would tank the SPY. What I did not know was these greedy MM's would PUMP SPY BEFORE DUMPIN SPY so it completely ruined my profits and I barely made it out with 50% of my original value. THANKS A LOT, MM's.
[+6] u/winner_in_life: Breaking news: Bezos’s cruise blocked Suez
[+6] u/Gloomy_Necesary: MU don’t do this to me, you know me
[+6] u/PyloPower: If only the people of Iran weren't such pussies
[+5] u/No_Image_1122: Msft has to be worst stock rn
[+5] u/dash_trash4255: He has no clue what to do or, really, what’s even going on
[+5] u/PeaPsychological9832: buying OKLO tomorrow
[+5] u/Sea_Condition_6999: Guess I should have probably sold my SNDK calls
[+5] u/Alarmed-Rope-9062: When did "better than expected" become not good enough?
[+5] u/Warm_Implement3088: I just need Cramer to say to sell oil and I'm rich
[+5] u/trumpdiego: ##So we need more energy for AI, but also we're blowing up all the existing energy.
this kinda seems intentional
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BESSENT!!!** whatever you are doing is not enough you regard
[+5] u/My_Bad_Habitss: You don’t feel that trickle down all over your face from those at the top?!
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Big 200 SMA sell off will happen during the night
Pikachu face at 8am
[+5] u/burner-account-44: Bought Duolingo at 500. When do you guys think it’s going up there? 🤔
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Believe it or not, puts.
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: down about $50k from my ath. thought it would be worse tbh haven't been trading for a few weeks.
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Iran is manipulating the USO contracts
[+5] u/Time_Command7754: I never should’ve taken the dow being at 50000 for granted
[+5] u/optiond-nostradamus: I’m usually okay but tomorrow hard to read
It can be $646 or $671, weird shit
[+5] u/sandygws: Full porting SNDK when it's back at $29 tomorrow morning.
[+5] u/jokull1234: Lowest close of the year. Monday was a dead cat bounce lol
[+5] u/East-Resolution4446: Today was a swift kick in the dick
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Sad for everyone that lost money without it being their fault. Happy that this is really not going in the favor of the US
[+5] u/JernauG: Any more videos of Netanyahu with dlss5 released?
[+5] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: Bulls fukt again lmao retRds
[+5] u/Live-Airport6156: SLV & GLD puts 📈
[+5] u/I-ProGamer-I: MU was at 60 something not too long ago…. And you bought calls? 🤯🔫
[+5] u/Express_Rush_6320: No they nuked the market
[+5] u/Accomplished-Mango92: The iran war is mostly complete (reprised)
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: What’s the deduction for the Patriot missiles I bought?
[+5] u/AlpacaDream7: I wish I had an inheritance to blow instead of my own money. That sound like more fun
[+5] u/xSpectre_iD: We're gonna be back to 666 by open let's be real
[+5] u/Pury101: It really would have been the funniest thing if treasury actually tried to short oil futures 💀
[+5] u/long_jons: MU beat earnings but never made it to 500 ? Anyways time to buy puts.
[+5] u/borrokalaria: Oil is still below $100 ... lifetime opportunity or bull trap?
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: Watch the MM’s fuck with retail like every day.
Scumbags
[+5] u/ConstantEfficiency83: Don’t let this distract you from the fact the 20D crossed below the 100D for the first time since March 2025
[+17] u/modder9: You’re getting fired dawg
[+16] u/B2BContinuum: In Asian market everything is riced in
[+16] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: Imagine if someone gave Trump a Chinese Finger Trap.
This could solve all our problems. That fucker would be stuck for months.
[+14] u/peterpeer9: For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.
[+14] u/FullTard2000: the gold digging escort who steals all my money in my old age probably isn’t even born yet
[+13] u/Apple2o: **SOON YOU WILL TAKE A BRIEFCASE OF CASH FOR YOUR GROCERIES BUT THE STORE WILL ONLY TAKE THE BRIEFCASE LMAO** 🤌
[+12] u/Charming-Clock-3651: You should do the same and see what happens
[+12] u/modder9: u/Happy_Discussion_536 deleted his account out of embarrassment after he was wrong about SPY700 for an entire year.
[+11] u/TechnologyEven6926: I lost $25k trying to short a flat market on Monday
Couldn’t wait 2 days. Why you ask? Cause I’m a fucking asshole
[+11] u/TechnologyEven6926: I’ve probably lost $250k lifetime in the casinos
Fuck that shit
[+11] u/shinigami_2245: All Donald do is lie and eat hot chip
[+11] u/sloanemonroe: If you have $1000 in your account it’s easy to double that because it’s not going to kill you if you lose it. But when you have $50,000 that you want to double and you lose it all in a day that fucking hurts.
[+11] u/NefariousnessIcy7657: The Fed isn’t cutting rates, so the market is likely to keep falling. That’s why I’m choosing to sit on the sidelines
[+10] u/RealPrinceZuko: I fucking love watching 🥭 crumble. Little bitch is so used to getting his way this is pure cinema
[+10] u/housemouse431: the market will slowly pick off each one of us until their is only loss porn posted.
[+10] u/5uckmyd1ckb1t4: # Bears are no longer allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz
[+10] u/WheelingOptions: # FUTES SLIGHTLY PINK
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: I don't want profits anymore, I just want to be loved
[+10] u/WheelingOptions: # Creampies are the best pies.
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #JPow basically said "fuck bol" LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: I’m sitting in all cash right now, considering even withdrawing from my brokerage account and buying ammo and medicine, then put the rest of the money under my mattress
[+9] u/5uckmyd1ckb1t4: # The market is one move away from finding out what’s underneath.
[+9] u/Blackleaf400: I might have just bought the top on Micron after a 500% run up 🤦♂️
[+9] u/saccotac: You could have sold SPY 690. But instead you will baghold until SPY 350
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: MU fomo buyers got wrecked, tale as old as time
[+9] u/Shoganai_Hito: wtf is metaverse and why did it cost $80B
[+9] u/ProudPeak3570: the war looking so bad they might need to release the redacted epstein files now
[+9] u/Braised_Porkchop: how much y’all down today? lost 19K just today. All from shares tho so it’s eh
[+9] u/TraipseTraveller: Whoever told me to hold Draftkings "because it's going to $80" 3 years ago, count your fuckin days
[+9] u/epyonxero: hes been trying to for a week already
[+9] u/SnickersTheDog: historically that's a good sign for the markets
[+8] u/Big-Quote4483: S&P 500 is officially red on the 6 month chart. so much winning!
[+8] u/Southern-Unit-7725: So what’s the treasury gonna do when buyers come collecting for all the shorted oil futures?
[+8] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: ahhhh, the kiss of the 200dma
[+8] u/modder9: Total bol extinction by end of month.
[+8] u/StoneyGwynn: Fuck every piece of shit at MSFT there all fucking loser cock fucks. FUCK EVERYONE piece of shit Microcock
[+8] u/Open-Yak-3708: #bols caught with pants down 👇👇👇👇👇
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: #BRING BACK EARNINGS WHERE STOCKS GET CUT IN HALF
[+8] u/WingedScapula420: Guys, just remember that last year was Biden's economy.
[+8] u/pm_me_yo_creditscore: I showed her my private sector and she said she didn't see a lot of jobs being created..
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[+8] u/HappyDepartment5899: Break the ice by talking about 0dte calls.
[+7] u/sylphvanas: Down $30k in a week. Fuck this jizzing market
[+7] u/Samjabr: Literally paying $400 a fking month so that I hear a loud BEEP whenever Trump posts something on Truth Social.
FML
[+7] u/whee_exceeding_whoo: It’s called the S&P 500 for a reason.
[+7] u/saccotac: Is it 2022 all over again. Just 8 months of down, except this time there is no AI to save you.
[+7] u/TheoryInttro: [I'm a prophet. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1p95wwn/comment/nrgzwww/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
>Everybody knows we're in a bubble and playing musical chairs. That's not really relevant.
>The point is to have your positions mostly in shit that won't hit the fan when Kegstbeath and the Mango fucks up beyond belief.
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: A whole lot of truck loans are going to go bad with the price of diesel going up.
[+7] u/somewhere_cool: The World Health Organization (WHO) is preparing for the possibility of a nuclear incident if the U.S.-Israel war with Iran escalates further, per BNO/Politico.
[+7] u/zg44: Trump will taco on the whole Iran war by end of month at this rate.
Most predictable thing ever, he hates when market sells off like this.
[+7] u/wright_on_: Micron attempted to cross the strait
[+7] u/curiousguy1993: F it, full porting SPY calls at open tomorrow
[+7] u/oldwithmold: Afroman won his case... green tomorrow confirmed
[+7] u/outhinking: Time to short oil before bessent takes his shift
[+7] u/le_pedal: If I've learned anything from my years here, it's that when chat is bearish, calling for a back swan event, then.....
[+7] u/Desmater: Man, today was a let down.
[+7] u/Overnighttrader20: 655 tomorrow. End of conversation.
[+7] u/Scribble_Box: Can you smell that? Ugh. The stink of way too many bers all congregating in one spot. Straight outta hibernation and not even an ounce of decency to shower beforehand. You know what that smell means? Calls.
[+6] u/Open-Yak-3708: Hey gullibulls how is jpows printer working out for ya, ya cucks
[+6] u/Noticeably98: Real Gs move in silence. Like lasagna
[+6] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: I just don't know what to play anymore, shit is fucked up but market is still extremely resilient, so we might recover just because. Am not sure about mango factor either, he is panicking, but still managing to make things worse.
[+6] u/SteveStacks: Going long on homebuilders is such blue balls
[+6] u/Junkingfool: Soooo... GOOG is a buy?
[+6] u/hadizadam: Sometimes I reblock people I already blocked just to see if they're still crazy
[+6] u/Coloradospruce33: Bombing gas fields is Bullish
[+6] u/Educational_Wall3926: jury sides with afroman
[+6] u/modder9: Sorry, being in this admin requires being on TV and having at least one DUI.
[+6] u/Realistic_Wrap_9767: Maybe buying calls at close wasn’t the best idea
[+6] u/rollinhating: Fk micron.... i knew i should have bought puts -.-
[+6] u/Open-Yak-3708: Bers don't forget these are same fucking bols that said jpow will never ever ever let mkt go down even for a single second
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: Knew $MU was gonna crater after earnings, sheesh
[+5] u/MarcoPolooooo: Just finished my taxes. $2500 more to buy stonks and 0dte spx calls lfg
[+5] u/Emotional-Bag1398: Guys I figured it out. Whatever direction the candles are going just buy options in that direction. Cannot go tits up.
[+5] u/rkillaaa: i went all in before the FOMC
[+5] u/Ninefingerzs: To all the Bulls and all the “buy the dip” bros…. Hahahahahhahaha
[+5] u/BratwurstSpectator: You🫵 with the Polymarket. Why did the pres of iran get elected. Sorry, I can't bet on that.
[+5] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: If only you all got LULU calls it’s been green all day and after hours. It’s the best stock of the year.
[+5] u/user365735: MU gonna be a trillion dollar market cap. That's double the current share price 😁
[+5] u/ASXBae: Micron and sandisk are proxies for korean markets
[+5] u/ewzetf: Bibi locked his eyes with him, approached and made a primeval grunt. He extended his right hand with fingers outstretched, and squeezed as he reached his target. Mango screamed as Bibi's fingers clenched around his balls. Bibi took his left hand, grasped his head, and whispered into his ear, "Quiet piggy," as light sweet crude gushed into mango's throat.
[+5] u/Apple2o: Selling MU tomorrow
No I don’t own any
[+5] u/i-Vison: Dollar is rallying. Not good for equities and metal
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: MU now is saturated. It probably will be in current price range ( or less) for long time, similar to nvda
[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: Whatever i never even liked stocks anyways
[+5] u/MadSkyGlider: USO AT 124 but USA 😟😟😟😟😕 help..
[+17] u/sytena10: Jim Cramer says you can still find stocks to buy
It's official, there's nothing you can buy now
[+17] u/MrNewking: Operation Epic Fuckup.
[+14] u/FartPolluter: Iran announced they were gonna hit the worlds biggest lng pricessing facility. An hour later it was hit twice. US soft banned energy exports. They might get a satisfactory result in the end, but the level of cope about how badly the US and Israelis have fucked it is once in a generation.
[+12] u/OpeDefinitely: Everybody is talking about the price of gas but why isn't anybody talking about the price of Coke?
Orangemangoretard has quickly and singlehandedly destroyed 2-for-$4 deals on 20oz bottles of Coca-Cola. $5.50 is about the cheapest you can get two bottles of coke these days.
Worst tragedy since 12 can packs started to cost $10 when COVID started & never got cheaper.
Stupid fat fuck drinks so much coke that he's keeping prices sky high.
[+11] u/OptionGamble: I’ve reached the bargaining stage for options. If I get to break even I won’t……
[+10] u/LeavingLasVega: Spy on the monthly chart looks like it’s being held up by a piece of 10 year old duct tape and is about to nose dive
[+9] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: we replaced men of character with men who are characters
[+9] u/mrhappyfunz: Boots on the ground - Boots on the ground
Looking like a fool with your Boots on the ground
[+8] u/thefrozen_one: This has been in the prophecy weeks ago!
Lordt forgive thy Bol for they know not what they do
[+8] u/Sad-Substance8684: Laughable how ineffective they are at artificially suppressing oil future prices
[+8] u/haniyarae: Bondi just refused the subpoena lol
[+7] u/nyse25: does gooning burn calories
[+7] u/light-yagamii: I still feel like we are in the stretch of time before covid was pushed hard by the media. Stocks had a small sell off in February 2020 but shit didn’t hit the fan until March. Oil squeeze is coming in a few weeks
[+7] u/AlmostAsianJim: The Big Arch is so disappointing. A lot of product without much substance. The Whopper still beats it.
[+7] u/Godzirraaaaaaaa: Martingale grinding $1 blackjack hands on DraftKings
[+7] u/Correct_Mastodon1112: This feels like a generational wealth opportunity to be long oil and lng stocks. EQNR! There is no way this is resolved in weeks.
[+7] u/CPR123_: Should’ve cut rates to negative
[+7] u/BrownDog42069: don’t worry guys: just saw foxnews on at the gym and text was: operation epic fury going according to plan. all is good 😎
[+7] u/Treverer: I think some my estimated colleagues here have no idea how petrochemical plants work and any damage affects them. Extraction, lng production, exporting/filling up tankers are not isolated processes and sites. They’re mostly integrated, meaning some pipes and shit connects them to each other for different reasons to put it simply.
So it’s not a healthbar that loses some hp after every hit you retards, the hits in Qatar and Saudi Arabia just destroyed like a fifth of LNG availability for the foreseeable future
[+7] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Damn, not even 1 tweet about Powell and nothing on Iran
Is he ok ?
[+6] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: SPY could very well be closer to $600 than $700 by April 1st.
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Future is red means tomorrow we pump
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: Holy Shit what happened to MU 'hitting triple earnings'
[+6] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: I was down 65% in 6 months. Recovered it all in the last 10ish days. Have been consistently making $3K-$5K per day with both calls and puts (5K today mainly with calls). Cant tell if my strategies work for this environment, or if im actually understanding the market cause i dont understand/know shit about macro events, fundamentals, reading 10Qs etc
[+6] u/Treverer: Tomorrows gonna be redder than the boom shroom from the LNG terminal in Qatar that blew up an hour ago. It’s the largest in Qatar, also the world.
EDIT: was the largest
[+6] u/Emergency_Box4861: Going Back to High Again when No one has hopes or When Retail will have loaded short term poots the most in recent weeks. Out of No Where
[+6] u/BigBritches619: Gas prices 📈
Gold prices📈
Electricity 📈
Salary📉
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: I will be buying calls the moment SPY touches 650
[+6] u/Odd_Hair3829: who else is tired of winning?
[+6] u/Fickle-Firefighter11: I seriously don’t understand why market is not crashing hard with so much geopolitical uncertainty… like we are a potential nuclear crisis and market is basically at Ath 😂
[+6] u/Sick0h: The Middle East had people carrying 20 ton stones across the desert 3000 years ago and we can’t get a few strapping young lads to simply carry the ships around the strait? Have we lost all sense of pride in forced labor?
[+6] u/daisymoth9: i commute like 70 miles a day. i’m so fucked
[+6] u/thefrozen_one: All of a sudden, they come to WSB for real news over media news 🤣
[+5] u/Ready-Tennis8577: As a new rich with big walls in my living room what am I suppose to fill the space with? My 65in looks like a computer monitor against the wall
[+5] u/Taiyoken: Starting to buy MULL now. Has there been earnings this good since prime NVIDIA?
[+5] u/Feedthemcake: Remember those fucking Education Connection commercials?
[+5] u/Miffy1234567: We gonna pump tomorrow to screw over the put holders
[+5] u/cardboard-junkie: Im a put holder, can confirm. Gonna get fucked tomorrow
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Guys I am not kidding: If you can, save some money by stocking up on non-perishables now. Everything is about to get 10-20% more expensive in the next few months
[+5] u/hv876: Bols, look on the bright side. It’s gone rip next year.
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Good stock traders only in the chat
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Wait so rate increase are back on the table??? give us 6% apy on cash
[+13] u/Smongk: This sub is like talking to the sweet old lady on the bus... but she's on meth
[+13] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: We all know “Iran” is going to attack us soon right?
[+12] u/Dry_Shirt7120: Hey God, it’s me again. I am once more praying it returns to my base price. I just want to break even and I promise not to be greedy again 🙏
[+12] u/PushAble2463: Iran sure seem to have quite the arsenal considering the us has taken out their entire navy and army
[+12] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: The level of stress this shit has caused me lately is so high it's actually really impressive that I can tolerate it without lashing out
I really hate how high my tolerance for suffering is, wish I was less aware and didn't know lashing out just makes things worse
I've literally been to prison and through court, and this is only like 40% less stressful than that (which were incomprehensible levels off stress btw to everyone who hasn't experienced it)
[+11] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha lmfao 🤣🤣🤣 @ bols
[+11] u/Low-Cranberry100: What if the IRGC loads calls, announces whoremoose is open for business, then cashes out, loads puts, and strikes another tanker and yells sike
[+10] u/aaapod: !banbet SPY $625 28d
[+10] u/KingRegardothe2nd: Boomers always use too many exclamation marks that make them come across as manic!!!!!!!
[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: upvote if you think markets going up today
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: Hey bros so my girlfriend just broke up with me after she came over and found out that I didn't know how to use a toaster
[+9] u/TheEagleDied: I don’t understand what the rest of the world expects us to do about mango accept vote the fucker out a try to make amends. There isn’t going to be an armed uprising to save their economies. At least they have social welfare to cushion the blow. We are getting raw dogged out here right now lol.
[+9] u/Low-Cranberry100: What do y'all think SPY would be at rn if Cackling Kamala won?
[+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Remember when futures were down 4% because a drone hit a data center lol. Market literally doesn't care about anything else
[+9] u/Waste-Head7963: Keep dumping so I can lose more and more money.
[+8] u/ratfukabich: Went to buy SPX puts today and accidentally did calls 🤡 pissed away $600 in the blink of an eye 🤹🏼🎪
[+8] u/Top_Investment1825: We might never see green again until GTA VI comes out and they agree to a truce so everyone can play it
[+8] u/jbcostan: Why did I buy calls before the feds today
[+8] u/PushAble2463: Downvote this if you genuinely support this «excursion». Upvote if you think it’s stupid as fuck. Ignore if you don’t give a shit.
[+8] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: Hey bols mind sharing what tool you use for technical analysis. Thanks
[+8] u/ididntwantitt: Advice for Bulls tomorrow: there’s a war happening dummy
[+8] u/strip_club_dj: On second thought maybe the casino should stay closed for a bit.
[+8] u/Noble_Bastard: LMAO. Which one of you retards went $10 million into debt running a Dominoes Pizza franchise?
[+8] u/Icommandyou: USO should be hitting $150 given the actual impact of what’s happening
[+7] u/llasar17: i wish it went up 3% a year.....
[+7] u/Zeppu: When is the Karma filter getting turned on so we can raise the chat's IQ to farm animal levels?
[+7] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: Can't wait to see 550 horror show on qqq by next Friday
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Saudi warning to Iran that ‘nonpolitical options’ on the table ‘very significant’..
Lmao.. what are the Saudi's going to do.. send in their own small military? Good luck..
The gulf regions stockpile of defense missiles and drone interceptors are running out fast...
Give it another 3 weeks and you see drones flying freely like Ukraine harassing Russia.
[+7] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Growing up I wanted two things for this world:
1) less organized religion
2) clear air
Looks like I get neither
[+7] u/SuspiciousStable9649: WSB sentiment is the only thing keeping WTI below $100.
[+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Fuck my goddamn life dude. Held NVDA calls overnight, saw them pop pre-market. Kept holding because the whole market was green and I thought it would continue.
Continued to hold, turns out NVDA shat the bed during the day and now I'm deep in the fucking red.
Fuck my goddamn life dude.
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Has he arrested jpow yet and thrown him in the dungeon
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Building out the team here in pokemon leafgreen. I've got
\- Ivysaur
\- Mr Mime
\- Snorlax
\- Vaporeon
\- Primeape
\- Haunter
[+6] u/Cold_Distribution273: I'm scared that the Israelis are actually more religious than the Muslims.
[+5] u/cripky: is it just me or is nothing bussin rn
[+5] u/Warm-Ice12: If she ended it then bol is no longer fucked. Calls.
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Looks like we will get boots on ground and an export ban on oil. Wild times
[+5] u/Stonkrates: Imagine how much chaos AI will cause in the future. Think 30-40% unemployment If it’s everything they say it is.
I want to make a bag and scram before the revolutions unfold.
[+5] u/Worried-Action-9497: I‘m getting fucked constantly but I know that I’ll be there when the small bounce comes
[+22] u/Specialist_Fig9458: It is mind blowing how a genuine retard got to this position to begin with not once but twice
[+14] u/k3t4mine: >*"The United States knew nothing about this particular attack"*
They're not on top of this. He's not in control.
[+14] u/Guilty-Deer-2147: Some retard was really in here telling me mango destroyed all of Iran's missiles already lol
[+13] u/SistersOptionSeller: https://preview.redd.it/hgyfn47jswpg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d492bf6d6e4bbeb39cd3cf150a041f5e951fa17
[+12] u/Mr60SPX: Let’s take a look at Brent oil vs crude (WTI) prices, and the spread.
Easiest way to think about it is like this:
Brent is global oil, WTI is U.S. oil. Same stuff, different locations.
If Brent is higher, it means the world is tighter on supply than the U.S.
Current spread is about $10.
That spread exists mostly because of logistics, not quality.
What do I mean by logistics?
Brent can move freely around the world by ship. WTI is more tied to the U.S. system, moving through pipelines, storage hubs, and a limited number of export terminals.
So even if global supply is tight, the U.S. can still have oil sitting around simply because it’s harder to move quickly.
Now here’s where the Jones Act suspension comes in.
Normally, moving oil between U.S. ports is restricted and expensive. With that temporarily lifted, oil can move more freely inside the country.
That sounds like it would help… but it also means oil can reach export hubs more easily.
And if Brent is higher, there’s a big incentive to sell that oil into the global market.
So instead of keeping U.S. supply insulated, you may actually speed up how fast that supply gets pulled out.
In other words, removing friction inside the U.S. might just connect it to the global shortage more quickly.
Have a nice day.
[+12] u/BillyShears2015: This shit is gonna drill like a motherbitch tomorrow
[+12] u/Disconn3cted: I'm at work now. Everyone around me has no idea the world is actively ending at this very moment. Should I tell them?
[+12] u/SpecialistB: such a retarded cuck
[+10] u/TX_NY25: He said Israel attacked the South Pars field without the US knowledge. He added that no further attacks would be made on the South Pars field by Israel or the US if Iran no longer attacks Qatar's LNG. If Iran does attack Qatar, the US will blow up the entire South Pars field with or without Israel and with a force"Iran has never seen or witnessed before."
[+10] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: I treat the market like I treat my wife
Pull out of every position to avoid financial ruin
[+9] u/mrmagootoyou2: I will enlist and fight on kharg island if the government reimburses me fully for my losses over the last year
[+9] u/Iscratchmybutt: i panic sold my entire portfolio for a -10% loss today
[+9] u/pinghing: The strait of hormuz is OPEN
^just ^dodge ^the ^Iranian ^drones
THANK YOUR FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+8] u/coronanona: Can we admit now the weekend war is now a fucking disaster or are we still doing calls
[+8] u/Disconn3cted: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
[+8] u/Fernyfern7: How is oil still under 100 lmao
[+8] u/ismebbb: Green pre market -> red day
Red pre market -> green day
It's too easy I've solved the market
[+8] u/flipyfresh11: Lost all the gains for the year today. I hate you all
[+7] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: oil below 100 is astronomically absurd
[+7] u/narowi: Why is oil shitting the bed with the US seemingly escalating?
[+7] u/RaikouVsHaiku: Iran really doing some damage. Gotta respect the hustle
[+7] u/RJ5R: Whatever happens, Markwayne will keep us safe. He ran a drain cleaning business in his hometown back in Oklahoma
[+6] u/IAmTheComedianII: Add on top of that we're now guaranteed a recession, so the drilling really is just getting started.
[+6] u/kalakesri: unfortunately don't think he can 🌮 out of this one
[+5] u/NunuTitobu: Mongo reportedly against further strikes on Iranian energy. But might change his mind depending on what happens with strait of Hormuz.
[+5] u/99Fan: Good to know that WHO preparing for a nuclear escalation is already priced in because futes are still flat
[+5] u/BuyMeaSalad: Definitely a buy tomorrow if it is down
[+5] u/kalakesri: ayatollah is 🥭's father
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: saylor still underwater lol
[+5] u/disrepaired: Did Israel even say thank you?
[+27] u/Mast3rfinish25: 🥭 trying so hard to pull out, but Iran be wrapping them legs around not letting him while whispering in his ear “Put a global recession in me”
[+17] u/EyeSea7923: This is gonna be wallstreetbonds pretty soon.
[+16] u/AegonTheMeh: Funniest truth social post of the war by far.
> Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran.
Lmfao
> The United States knew nothing about this particular attack, and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen.
Unfortunately, Iran did not know this.
Lmfao (2x)
[+13] u/Shoddy_Vegetable4268: Had 4th and final interview today and was the best one so far so hoping for an offer by Friday. Would be taking a pay cut but would also be remote
[+12] u/OkResponsibility2470: Citizens United was basically legalizing bribery and has taken us down the road to where we are now. Where politicians are bought out by special interest and corporations, both on the left and the right
[+11] u/M4roon: I've been pretty subdued about this all, but this is really turning into one of the most dumbshit wars ever. Like two guys in the desert destroying their only water supply and neither is capable of saying woa woah what are we doing here.
fml man, this is getting so dumb. -\_\_\_\_-
[+11] u/vandalofnation: I believe i am the only person brave enough to buy calls after a red day. Nobody else is bullish.
-said by every bull after every red day.
[+11] u/These-Shoulder8017: Mango getting an economics lesson.
[+10] u/ExcitingPackage1301: trump looks so weak right now
[+10] u/drbigtoe: jerome said ZERO private sector jobs in the last six months lmao
[+9] u/ajs723: I was told Nvidia had a price target of $270.
..........
[+9] u/cryptohorn: BREAKING: New Iranian missile attacks hit multiple Qatar LNG facilities overnight – QatarEnergy reports sizeable fires and extensive further damage. This comes minutes after Trump warned the U.S. would "massively blow up" South Pars if Iran attacks Qatar again.
[+9] u/Geese-Howard: Most resilient market ever, the fact we haven't had a -3% day during this never mind a circuit breaker yet is regarded.
[+9] u/Current_Animator7546: Iran hit the LG plant agin.
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: It’s *almost* like we’ve opened a Pandora’s box that we now cannot close.
[+8] u/KroKart100: Did Israel even say sorry
[+8] u/These-Shoulder8017: Mango has capitulated and lost the war.
[+8] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Bols, if you fink your port is ending this year green, fink again.
Private credit is the first domino. The next domino it crashes into? The top 1% of america. They hold the private credit as limited partners, they provided the money, and they expected reliable interest income: 8%, 10%, even 12% or more, annually.
What do you think happens to their spending and investing habits when they price in the default risk with their private credit investments? **They become bears.**
Limiting redemptions is the first sign of PC weakness. The second is debt restructuring, to try to salvage and prevent defaults. The third is the inevitable defaults, and the resulting bankruptcies.
The 1% are the upper leg in our K-shaped economy. When they become bears they restrict spending and investment activity. When they restrict spending and investment activity, then that's it, it's over. We'll have our full-fledged recession at last.
[+8] u/CigInside: I can’t afford a house beceayse Iran and I got no pussy because of Iran. This war will solve it all
[+8] u/kvndoom: Venezuela was about drugs, until it wasn't.
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Is anyone actually rawdogging options right now?
[+7] u/cryptohorn: I thought this was all about nukular weapons. All I hear is oil now.
[+6] u/way2lazy4u: Start talking about futures as an ice breaker
[+6] u/ThatsTodd: I’m starting to think there is something to this futures are gey thing. 🌈
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: Micron penis gonna shrek cock to 609 now just watch
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Breaking: Greta Thunberg advised the White House on strategy for causing "maximum global pain to fossil fuel consuming economies"
[+13] u/Wavyville: Wtf does 🥭 even do besides tweet ??
[+12] u/stuffofftheroof: Suicide hotline going to be busy tomorrow
[+12] u/F1No47: Almost 40T in debt now. Just insane.
[+12] u/ajibtunes: Having a femboy over for dinner, excited!
[+11] u/Professional_Con_007: Last night I slept peacefully with green af futures tonight I sleep with one eye open
[+11] u/Hot-Performancy: Ok all these headlines about oil is scaring me
Pls God open green so I can dump these calls
I’ll never buy calls again
[+10] u/carrollart: Jerome Powell is the man
[+10] u/rocier: member when you guys wouldnt shut the fuck up about silver? glad thats over
[+9] u/ArcDogRob: “Russia sends Cuba two shipments of oil and fuel to arrive on Monday”
Ur move, Mango
[+9] u/Revolutionary-Owl-79: BlackBerry movie surprisingly good
[+9] u/theummeower: Spam is broadcasting ads.
Recession is here
[+8] u/sftheory: I love how irrelevant 🌽 has become
[+8] u/natures3: One good thing bout this sub is being regarded is widely accepted here; as a matter of fact, it’s encouraged. This mindset should permeate through life because being regarded means you took the risk and learned from it.
That’s what I tell myself when I lose my annual salary in 2 weeks at least.
[+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: I’m bullish af as a person. Stocks go up.
Not playing tomorrow.
[+8] u/skymagic: never seen JPow be as angry as he was today 😟
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: You know how Civil War documentaries always have dramatic readings of historical figures? What is that going to be like 100 years in the future when they do the Iran war?
[+7] u/BGMilan: Why is this sub wrong about everything all the time
[+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Bmw designers should be fired, saw the unveiling of new i3, looks ugly af, once a great looking car getting destroyed like this hurts
[+7] u/RioThePenguin: Feels like a everyday thing now, premarket green open red 🤡
[+7] u/type_error: I was told there was 50k DOW
[+6] u/bub356: Dear bulls pls stop buying.
Thanks, bear.
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: Gotta buy a full tank of gas every day to stay ahead of these price raises
[+5] u/dontlikeyacutG: so blowing up all the oil is good?
[+5] u/Haunting-Yogurt938: What happens if you already bought the dip and then it keeps dipping?
[+5] u/Educational_Kiwi4158: I wish I was cool enough for two first names, like Markwayne
[+18] u/Consistent_Chart_664: I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PRECEDENTED TIMES. I MISS YOU JOE
[+16] u/UnivalveX: - Bloomberg headline: Trump calls for de-escalation of oil field attacks
- Trump truth social: "I will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before"
am I missing something here lmao
[+15] u/tinydisaster: Ok so was this all a make BRICS great again?
china has leverage over Iran to basically have de facto control over the strait now. They sell drone parts in and still get oil out. They have huge reserves and their manufacturing sector is probably still using cheap oil to operate. They can watch and learn what works and what doesn’t against US weapons now. Petroyuan.
India - can buy cheap russian oil now. They are having LPG problems, but ships are moving through from Iran to them.
Russia - can finance their petrostate at full price, since their economy was going broke under sanctions. Big money. Billions per day.
Brazil- keep selling agricultural goods to China, undercutting USA farmers.
I’m sure there are others, and obviously a global economic recession is bad for everyone on one level or another. Places like Egypt, Bangladesh are going to struggle to feed their population and without USAID we will have a global famine.
Basically 🥭 has tanked SE Asian economies (where the AI tech chips are made), Europe (where the AI tech chips are drawn with light machines), US (where the AI data centers that are starving for energy priced globally), and the global south (they always get screwed) that was unaffiliated. I could go down the long list of pissing off allies and alliances but you’ve heard it all before. It’s embarrassing and too shameful to write it all out.
Shart of the deal.
[+15] u/BeaverSack: Son: Daddy, what was it like trading back in ‘26??
Dad: Well son, first of all you have to imagine a time where everything was very fake, but….everything was also very ghey
[+15] u/SophisticatedLogic: Imagine being JPow. He wakes up everyday, wears $50K hand crafted silk robes, eats a big bowl of $2 choco-dynabyte Walmart cereal with milk.
Pets his cat, takes a nice dump, adjusts 0.1% for inflation column in Google drive file. Calls it a day. Absolute giga chad legend.
[+12] u/NapNapNapNap: The market looks like it wants to roll over. Middle East situation is out of control. Private credit issues. No one can find a job. 2026 is going to be awful.
[+11] u/legible_print: Idiot who made $40 today on a put option: “Chaos is a ladder”
[+10] u/version-two: Finally, I think that fucker’s asleep. Crude futes on the rise.
[+9] u/ProudestPeasant: remember when jean Claude van Damme did the splits on two moving Volvo trucks to demonstrate Volvo stability when driving?
[+9] u/irrelephantiasis: imagine not locking in a mortgage at 2.75% 5 years ago
[+9] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Wouldn’t splitting with Israel be the best thing for the markets?
[+9] u/EvolvingDior: Do you think 🥭 ever had any hobbies? I mean besides diddling little kids.
[+9] u/canwequitnow: Is there a trading platform where you can trade in hindsight? I'd be pretty good at it
[+9] u/Unusual_Baseball7055: Boots on the ground Friday after market close.
[+9] u/EvolvingDior: SPX down over 4% in March.
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: Im pretty fucking sure trump is going to nuke iran in some way and im not kidding. I had a vision
[+8] u/_dCkO: Oh I see, we fuck fucked.
[+7] u/maldinisnesta: The year is 2029. I'm running through rubble in the streets of Ethelbert Manitoba where a fleet of Palantir death drones are scavenging for me and other survivors. (I said democracy is a good thing on reddit)
[+6] u/aegiroth: don't get it twisted. the money guys love this war
[+6] u/Bill-Imaginary: oil? bitch who said anything about oil?
[+15] u/Peppertheredfox: I’m starting to think that the deal artist doesn’t have a plan.
[+14] u/Jesoo_: so many doomers in the thread, futes red, yeah it’s gonna pump
[+13] u/mike_from_here: 2020 was dot com bubble. 2008 was global financial crisis. 2026 a single retard just started a war one day
[+12] u/NVDAismyg0d: I knew it was the top when Elon started the Tesla earnings call with “Welcome to the Age of Abundance” 🤡
[+11] u/oompaloompa224: im thinking this might be the worst situation I’ve ever seen.
oil inc in price so rapidly is going to cause mass inflation. Simultaneously, bonds will dump because US needs to finance this war/raise rates.
AI companies and big tech will be fucked because AI models will become 3x more costly overnight.
The Fed won’t be able to lower rates because oil will be so prohibitively expensive, and they’ll lose control of the yield curve.
This shit is about to be a disaster.
[+11] u/borkdpasito: Friendly reminder that oil is not crypto and it cannot be replaced by printing money.
This is an extremely inelastic commodity. In a supply shock, it take an insane price to decrease demand. There is already $150-170 barrels being sold in spot markets to keep refineries online in Asia.
This market is nowhere near done pumping.
Fuck 🥭 and fuck Hormuz. It’s too late. Just buy BRENT oil and don’t sell before $150.
DO NOT BUY USO OR WTI - the reason they aren’t pumping is because the supply of lighter American oil is not impacted. American oil cannot directly replace Brent (heavier oil).
[+11] u/InIce1234: OIL IS STORED IN THE BALLS!!!
[+10] u/Mellow_Toninn: It’s really a shame what some of you did to this country
[+10] u/mks_csw: its way cooler in here when shiny metals and meme stocks are pumping and nobody talks about oil
[+9] u/pussinbuuts: 🥭 press conference tomorrow:
"Mr 🥭 sir so did you or did you not know about the attacks before it happened?"
"It could be both"
[+9] u/yayahi: Lmao gold “save haven” my ass
[+9] u/Due-Information-6277: Ok I’m starting to panic now.
[+9] u/dorkstar1: Market minus 2 years , thanks to 🥭
[+9] u/Uzunzatu: Next admin should build the Donald J Trump memorial renewable windmill outside the White House ballroom.
[+9] u/Livid_Concern_4597: Lost it all on silver
[+8] u/NaiveMercury: *This sub has went from hoping they will see persian titties on the hub to not being able to afford gas for their Wendy's shift really fucking quick*
[+8] u/TheFutureIsAFriend: Since it's Thursday, I'm calling it: green.
Why? I don't know. The market runs on feelings, not data. People do crazy shit all the time on the basis of a rumor, or just fear.
Green. Not red.
Book it. Done.
[+8] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Lol the jokes that like you make on here are NOT jokes that like you can make on other subreddits
[+8] u/borkdpasito: Go and look at the Brent chart for the last 24 hours. This thing is insane. It’s going to $150 and there’s nothing bols can do about it.
DO NOT BUY USO OR WTI - BUY BRENT
[+8] u/vsmand1: Back when sleepy was in charge. We could sleep peacefully through the night.
[+8] u/AvocadoPurees: Anyone else a prisoner of their own intelligence? I'd rather be ignorant and optimistic all the time. But God cursed with my high double digit iq 😮💨
[+7] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Futures are being hella gay rn.
[+7] u/2Frum4U: Friendly reminder: it’s over. Everything is fucked.
[+7] u/Bluesquare9: All jokes aside, seeing the market react to social media posts has been pretty trippy. Imagine having that power.
[+6] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: the worlds largest LNG field…
[+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Wait a second. The way he phrased that. JPow is staying on, right? Uh, Boy. Next season of the drama just promised to get a whole lot spicier.
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: how did anyone ever trade without the wsb daily discussion?
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Boomers used to have to make a phone call to trade💀
[+6] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: My friend Tom is a man between the ages of 22 and 32. He has a well-paying job with standard 9-5, but he faces challenges with job stability and worries about being laid off.
He is fully invested in the stock market and has no personal savings, his living expenses have been slowly increasing due to the rising price of oil.
While he still believes that time in the market is better than timing the market, he cannot bear to watch his gains slowly disappear.
He has decided to sell his stocks in the morning and hold cash amidst the current market uncertainty.l
[+6] u/Anonymous157: Why is Gold continuing to dive??? It’s meant to go up in a conflict
[+5] u/Beagle001: Why not? What’s one more horrible decision at this point.
[+23] u/daedalus_dance: Some of you asshats voted for this and in 20 years you're gonna look your kids in the eyes and pretend you had nothing to do with it.
[+17] u/KeyEmu7694: Iran is working on a law to charge ships for Hormuz safe passage
war's over. troll toll is here
[+16] u/Ok-Thought-9960: The stones on pam bondi to legit call the peak of this shitshow. That "dow is at 50k" will live in infamy for a generation at least
[+14] u/M1BG: I used a little less olive oil when cooking today. Expect to see a slight fall in the price of oil today given this fall in oil demand.
[+13] u/SanchoVilla91: Bessent working overtime keeping WTI down.
[+12] u/TibbersGoneWild: Can we impeach this mofo
[+11] u/Subymoa: Iran is bombing SA oil facilities and says retaliation is not done yet. OIL up up up.
[+11] u/bidahtibull: Iran aren't messing about, they escalate at every opportunity.
Wtf is America doing.
[+11] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: No wonder why china switched to EVs
[+10] u/BoomerSharkBoy: I miss Obama. how is he ?
[+10] u/qx2: It’s ok, she said we at 50k
[+9] u/Austin_Destroyer: Pretty bearish in here, which is absolutely 1) valid and 2) why SPY is going to finish green today.
Friday, though. Yikes.
[+9] u/Roland_W_Fab: Feels like 2007. Good luck to everyone!
[+9] u/MeYouThemEveryone: Crime algos working really hard on keeping WTI down, meanwhile Brent is going to the moon.
Also https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Qatar-LNG-Infrastructure-Hit-Again-as-Gulf-Gas-Crisis-Deepens.html
[+9] u/After_Working_6499: Bessent just woke up
[+8] u/MichaelJamesBurry: Bro they keep hitting the oil refineries
[+8] u/Impressive-Name5129: Oh noes oh noes.
I might have to buy an electric car
[+8] u/coloredzebra: Plunge protection team putting in work in the ovn session 😂
It's 3 am on the west coast just vibing with my fat ass cat
[+8] u/NoMarketing8778: It's funny how predictable this is - you really think they'll let it go straight down without a fake pump?
[+8] u/Ok-Run-8643: National debt @$39T and counting... The generation that hasn't even been born yet is already fucked from every angle.
[+8] u/suddenly-scrooge: depends how deep the penis went into your mouth and throat
[+8] u/TJMBeav: $GLD will be a very good buy soon.
[+8] u/OnTheWaterWagon: 🥭knew nothing about Israel's attack on the South Pars gas field...
LMAO
[+8] u/Impressive-Name5129: Iran’s parliament is discussing a proposal to levy tolls on shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, the ISNA news agency is reporting.
The agency reported that, under the plan, countries whose ships pass through the critical waterway would be obligated to pay duties to Iran for its use as a safe route.
[+8] u/arothen: Way too bearish here, so obviously green by eod
[+8] u/Whatevs56: I knew he would bring either a global economic reset or nuclear war.
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: Can’t believe Iran is 1v10 vs the entire Middle East and America after being sanctioned for decades
[+8] u/Potential_Version_34: This is Israel’s war
Make them fight it
[+7] u/MissMatriarch: https://aje.news/fs4nzb?update=4416030
It’s going to be boots on the ground, people.
[+7] u/NoMarketing8778: Brent can go to 150 and WTI would still struggle to break 100.
[+7] u/Investingforlife: My portfolio has been decimated. What's the point
[+7] u/RelationshipShort460: my therapist told me i'm a little bit autistic.
[+7] u/LarryStink: 6600 on spx was my target into March opex. Based on options positioning i dont think we will close below it the next 2 days. If we do manage to get below 6600 and sustain it, dealers will be chasing the market lower. It could get extremely violent and fast. In most scenarios I would argue that the following week would be supportive for upside as those hedges unwind and delta is neutralized.
Given the ongoing war, I cant say that this will be the case. It might actually be fuel for downside as books are freed up and repositioning takes place. Next downside target is 6250. (And because we must assess distribution of outcomes and nothing is certain, positive news out of the war front, as unlikely as I think it is, given the level of hedging protection in place, will be an absolute face ripper of a rally. Back to ath in a few days kind. But I give this near 0 probability for the next trading week ahead.)
[+7] u/M1BG: There's gonna be a freshly minted cohort of Ameripoors after today. The Europoors welcome you with open arms.
[+6] u/Kattilaeikka: What's the number financial institutions call when they gamble, fuck up and need a bail out? I need that number.
[+6] u/Th4tR4nd0mGuy: Stocks down, crude down, gold & silver down.
I once mocked the boomers for their love of cash. Now I am become the boomer.