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[+23] u/orsomeshitidk: I like the thread this time of morning because it’s mostly responsible people up for work but then still a few degenerate retards who have been up all night.
[+21] u/Swiftnice: Don't you love that moment in the morning when the adderall hits before the market opens and you actually think you'll make some money
[+15] u/Disconn3cted: I'm up 25% YTD. I live in Japan and only trade on the NYSE, so I'm always either drunk as shit or asleep when the market is open. This is how generational wealth is made
[+14] u/spaurake: I still believe that the return of miniskirt in Iran is a goal worth fighting for
[+14] u/TrickyDickCheney: Seems like we are setting up for a JPow selloff
[+12] u/Les7X: Wait till Jpow raises rates due to oil price concerns and then rides into to the sunset with his middle finger up
[+11] u/Capt_Chickenpox: He's really unhappy no-one is helping him with a war he started, isn't he?
[+11] u/awetfartruinedmylife: The problem is not that I'm stupid. It's that I think I'm smart
[+10] u/Uzunzatu: I have been investing fairly sensibly recently and I am green over multiple time frames.
Obviously this means it's time to long a Ukrainian drone swarm stock that went +400% yesterday.
[+10] u/CUbuffGuy: It’s funny. When things look bad, but aren’t yet bad, the fed tends to talk very hawkish and scare markets.
But when things axruallly ARE bad, like Covid, like today, they will lie all day to keep panic down, even if their actions say otherwise.
I expect the Fed to say they don’t like the energy situation, but that it should be transitory!
Then 5 years later; when oil prices haven’t moved down, they will still be saying it’s transitory.
[+10] u/TheoryInttro: Saudi Aramco is reportedly ordering all offshore jackups to close operations, taking 54 oil rigs out of production [my newsfeed is saying ](https://www.finansavisen.no/energi/2026/03/18/8337333/uroen-i-midtosten-saudi-aramco-stenger-ned-alle-rigger)based on reporting from S&P Petrodata. That does not seem like a good sign
[+10] u/beachsandwichen: Man it would be sick to get rich
[+10] u/knoqd_: > *IRAN SAYS PART OF SOUTH PARS GAS FIELD WAS ATTACKED: STATE TV
[+9] u/Deadsea3132: \*Everything fucking green\*
MSFT and META: 📉
[+9] u/ColdBostonPerson77: So, why are we pumping again?
None of this makes sense to me right now.
[+9] u/W_Malinowski: i miss when i felt like i understood why the market was moving in a particular direction
[+8] u/astromouse2024: Never trading amzn stock or options ever again. Fuck that stock
[+8] u/kairepaire: Stonks only go up!
Emergency rate hikes will be announced today and we'll pump 5%
[+8] u/Spezalt4: JPOW doesn’t have the balls to hike
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: Powell gonna clap bull cheeks today tbh. I am all cash/SGOV so I have no horse in the race atm but it seems obvious that he will say economy is fucked and a long term oil surge like this will limit them. I can see at least -2% by eod
[+8] u/Extreme_Green_1708: The dip is off the tweet about wiping Iran off the face of the earth. Won’t last
[+8] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: I AM MONITORING THE SITUATION IN THE MIDDLE EAST FROM MY GOONING STATION WITH GRAVE CONCERN
[+7] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: I am considering investing into 0dte.
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: "Smoke some fuckn crack with me bro"
[+7] u/UnivalveX: day 19 of "war is almost over"
[+7] u/tim_hanby: Is the strategy to just start a good old fashioned, service-based business and appeal to boomers with more assets than they know what to do with?
My current portfolio is making me question life.
[+7] u/ModernR3volution: ZENA running on patent and drone interceptor updates!!
[+7] u/zeren1ty: As of March 2026, reports suggested Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent was considering using the Exchange Stabilization Fund to short oil futures, aiming to curb rising energy prices.
You are here in the “panic mode” timeline
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: Not good. He said “what would happen if we “finished off” what is left on the Iranian terror state…” we all know what he’s talking about and he is too eager to use it
[+7] u/Apple2o: I shoulda known education was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business and the PE teacher was fat
[+6] u/aftherith: Oil up stocks down. The only indicator you need right now.
[+6] u/Majestic-Ad-1448: Narcissist always think they're in control. They lack self reflection. He thinks he's doing a great job and smarter than everyone else. Reality is people see right through the bullshit.
[+6] u/TinyDelegation: anyone else fire up their robinhood after getting finished up with an escort?
[+6] u/Jealous_Bend8944: https://preview.redd.it/qej09loagspg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7682002d1c96611a79b7feb1b2621be6f0caa2a
these will print go bearssss
[+6] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+6] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: This morning I spilled my coffee in my car. Why would Bibi do this to me...
[+6] u/tendiemountain: I just looked at a truck for sale. Carvana is offering MORE than what the dealer is selling it for.
I know calls but this could be the turning point...
[+5] u/hioman01: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. Futes fade from +0.6% to +0.3%.
[+5] u/bottlegasket: Green PM makes me nervous
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: In Dune 3 Timothee Chalamet serenades Zendaya with Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U".
[+5] u/aquaticsardonic: Please tell me the aliens arrive today
[+5] u/borkdpasito: Bols. It’s time. Cast aside you ports. The oil rocket is on the launch pad.
[+5] u/Few-Frosting-4213: 2nd last FOMC with daddy Powell :(
[+5] u/AgeMiddle854: Spy futures starting to take a shit. I'm also taking a shit.
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Shit. Woke up too early. I don't enjoy having this much time to kill before casino opens.
[+5] u/DogNamedFloppy: Nothing 🌈er than overnight futes.
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Oklo is the most bullish company I’ve ever seen. No product. No revenues. Yet stock is flat after ER. Load up the truck boys.
[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: Whenever you flush after a hot growler microscopic shit particles get on your toothbrush and you scrub them into your teeth before you kiss your mom
[+29] u/Valkorion335786: Iran holding its own is kind of crazy
And this is during Ramadan when they’re at 10% HP
Imagine once they finish and they’re back at full health
[+28] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: born to fuck big tiddy goth latinas
forced to watch my options expire worthless
[+27] u/fredditf: PPI (MoM) (Feb) 0.7% vs 0.3% EST
Core PPI (MoM) (Feb) 0.5% vs 0.3% EST
[+20] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Trump's truth social feed has more ads than a bad porn site
[+19] u/Vegetable_Push6542: -2% today and -3% Thursday. +1% fake relief rally Friday then -7% circuit breaker on Monday as 🥭 drops nukes over the weekend
[+16] u/kalma09: Why the fuck did futes go red? Hormuz is still closed, major gas field attacked, and no end to the Iran war in sight, that's supposed to mean green.
[+15] u/Dry-Syrup-882: Lmao Bulls were in here smiling dancing and laughing a mere 6 hours ago. What happeneduuhhhhhh
[+15] u/adwise27: Oh shit that mango tweet where he calls it the "straight" is real lmao
[+15] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: BERS THOUGHT LMFAO
sorry just practicing
[+15] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Those numbers were bad, why didnt they cook them?
Plot Twist: They did.
[+14] u/WingedScapula420: The market and reality are finalizing their divorce and unfortunately reality has been awarded full custody of me
[+14] u/ewzetf: Bibi locked his eyes with him, approached and made a primeval grunt. He extended his right hand with fingers outstretched, and squeezed as he reached his target. Mango screamed as Bibi's fingers clenched around his balls. Bibi took his left hand, grasped his head, and whispered into his ear, "Quiet piggy," as light sweet crude gushed into mango's throat.
[+14] u/JustFuckingSendIt: Think I’m gonna drop acid and do all my trading on the “it’s a small world” ride at Disney Land today
[+14] u/joycaptain: Pretty hard to negotiate peace when Israel is still assassinating ministers
[+14] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Drill Team Six has launched the ground invasion
[+13] u/TropicalOinkment: Where were you when premarket was kill
[+13] u/gnanwahs: the Fed is going to fucking hike at this rate
[+13] u/DramaticCustard5209: I visited truth social for the first time and my IQ is now ball shrivelling low. Send help
[+13] u/OSRSkarma: US FEB. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 0.7% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US FEB. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 3.4% Y/Y; EST. +3.0%
[+12] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Somebody take grandpas phone away before he posts something else that is going to embarrass us at church
[+12] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Was talking to my old man last night. All he watches is the Fox News. Gets in his truck and listens to talk radio while he's out.
I said, its pretty wild Iran is still launching missles and drones into isreal and have enough munitions to block the straight.
He legit didnt know Iran had been bombing Israelthis whole time. He was adamant 🥕 man had destroyed Iran's air force, navy, and ability to shoot missles and launch drones. Had no idea where id heard this.
This war aint over. People dont even know whats actually happening over there.
[+12] u/YepRabbit: Trump gonna annouce the victory for the 150th time over Iran when market open
[+12] u/kawkface: Gambling 👎👎👎
Strategic risk taking ✅️✅️✅️
[+12] u/gnanwahs: *US FEB. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 0.7% M/M; EST. +0.3%
*US FEB. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 3.4% Y/Y; EST. +3.0%
INFLATION IS BACK
[+12] u/arbitraryBlue: Imagine doing absolutely nothing was better than doing whatever the fuck 🥭 is doing
[+11] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: As a US citizen, I'd like to request the US gubment and US corporations stop doing shit no US citizen wants or asked for.
[+11] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: WHEN IS POWELL LOWERING INTEREST RATES?
Sending oil to the moon and cutting rates by pressuring the central bank is called financial repression.
[+11] u/svpa3991: JPOW later in the day: “good morning, bol r fuk”
*mic drop*
[+11] u/mangofruitdude: Aaaaand bessent got margin called
[+11] u/Graymyst: oil field blowned up, and energy experts are starting to wonder who is shorting oil when it's so decorellated from physical oil market.
[+10] u/callsonreddit: Hormuz Reopening Looks Unlikely Without a Truce in Iran War
[https://finance.yahoo.com/news/hormuz-reopening-looks-unlikely-without-083004768.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/hormuz-reopening-looks-unlikely-without-083004768.html)
[+10] u/YeeyeeTigOlBitties: Shoutout to whoever called it the straight of "whoremoose" yesterday, I'm still laughing about it.
[+10] u/Ill-Expression1737: its fckn sleepy joes fault
[+10] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Do we finally get the -5% everyone panic day today? You got dogshit PPI, JPowell and Iran War triple whammy all at once
Who am I kidding this dogshit market will find a way to end the day .4% up
[+10] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: Some of you won’t be with us after today
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: Current administration has fucked it up for the next election LMFAO
[+10] u/DrummerCompetitive20: When the numbers are good: cooked
When the numbers are bad: yeah those numbers are real
LOL
[+10] u/Unassisted3P: How I predict the Fed today:
🪑: Oil is over $100/barrel and shits fucked, what do you want me to do about it?
Everyone: 😦
Spy: +3%
[+10] u/phagebiscotti: Theyre still gonna find a way to fuck my puts arent they
[+10] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: reddit gonna ban you for saying the J word
[+9] u/arbitraryBlue: EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT
[+9] u/mangofruitdude: Today will be retarded price action only
[+9] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: I think a nice 3% drop today would be mad chill.
[+9] u/brute-forced: RATE INCREASES COMING BECAUSE OF A MORON
[+9] u/AlGAdams: That PPI is BEFORE oil price increase?
🌈 🐻 Reporting for duty
[+9] u/wilhelm96: imagine the dumping when fed shows the new dot plot taking all 2026 rate cuts off the table
[+9] u/HodlMoonStonks: 5 years of transitory inflation later 😂😂😂
[+8] u/MeeseShoop: Damn what happened to gold
[+8] u/whitewashedsyrian: Jesus business class is 3 times the price of economy….nah I’ll take that cash and enjoy my time on the ground
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: Gonna get a pre jerk out of the way so I last longer for Jerome Powell
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: I think the time change fucked my shit up
So tired 🥱
[+8] u/Vegetable_Push6542: We need to collectively work as one united WSB and short squeze the U.S. Treasury's oil position. We did it before with that video game company and we can do it again.
[+8] u/laurencenor: We're getting rug pulled today aren't we?
[+8] u/patmccock86: Love how every day I wake up the market is magically higher and higher, does Orange think this is sustainable? They’re going to knock his ass right back down
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Imagine obsessively looking at your long term accounts everyday
[+8] u/abscando: Lolol Israel bombed largest gas processing facility in Iran
[+8] u/LostandConfused2024: 0% chance we get rate cuts today
[+8] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: The only reason we'd see rate cuts today is if the labor market is actually dead. This may be bearish, it may he bullish. Depending on how the market and investors see this war playing out.
Rate cuts would signify that the fed is seeing the labor market is dead and is trying to increase the employment numbers, at the risk of more inflation on top of the war.
You want jobs that pay worthless money, or you want money that has value, but you dont get any of it?
Id hate to be Jpow.
[+8] u/cannythecat: Premarket is just hedge funds playing games
[+8] u/whitepug: MOM COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED
[+8] u/whitehypeman: Imagine the uncooked numbers
[+8] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Did they ever actually ever deliver a single Trump phone?
Imagine falling for that particular grift. 🤣
[+8] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: If you just turn off the news, there's no war at all
[+8] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: US PPI Final Demand (M/M) Feb: 0.7% (est 0.3%; prev 0.5%)
\- PPI Final Demand (Y/Y): 3.4% (est 3.0%; prev 2.9%)
\- PPI Ex Food And Energy (M/M): 0.5% (est 0.3%; prev 0.8%)
\- PPI Ex Food And Energy (Y/Y): 3.9% (est 3.7%; prev 3.6%)
\- PPI Ex Food, Energy And Trade (M/M): 0.5% (est 0.3%; prev 0.3%; prevR 0.4%)
\- PPI Ex Food, Energy And Trade (Y/Y): 3.5% (est 3.4%; prev 3.4%)
[+8] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: of course we dump as soon as amerifats wake up
[+8] u/ILoveWesternCenter: We are in stagflation. Can't raise hikes and can't lower them, rip economy
[+8] u/Bright_Albatross649: biggest contributor is energy and its pre war numbers, fuck yeah so much winning!
[+8] u/pepecapital: Inflation means assets get inflated. Bullish
[+8] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said the bottom is very near
[+8] u/DramaticCustard5209: Oh we're fucked fucked
[+7] u/No_Stand5622: Offer ride share with Latinas.
[+7] u/prezzie2728: Fully expecting to wake up one day to air raid sirens - who's bombing us - oh the US is now nuking us for not nuking Iran first. then we send trident to blow up Mar a Lago and in three hundred years someone goes searching through the rubble and finds Epsteins skeleton
[+7] u/ecoburner87: It's so obvious oil wants to run and stocks want to tank, as real organic market action, and the US government is pulling every possible stop out to suffocate it. "They know retail is short so they want to shake us out!" No it's the oil and a liquidity pump, dummies, the only 2 issues this administration cares about
[+7] u/Out_Phishing: Msft is going to crabwalk 400 until the sun burns out
[+7] u/horseisahorse: "Good afternoon. It's over. Thank you."
[+7] u/iDahves: Actually crying at how much shit you dumb bols were talking over fake futes
[+7] u/hfbvm2: Israel will collapse the middle east at this rate. Attacks on oil and gas of Iran now. Retaliation expected on neighbors.
[+7] u/kodaksdad2020: Inflation rising and GDP contracting gg
[+7] u/sergechewbacca: Lol if Feb is bad, March is about to be diabolical.
[+7] u/whodey84: Bulls are just angry, they're fighting everyone, Bears, The Fed, Their Dad, Inner Demons.
[+7] u/Bright_Albatross649: is bad news bad news again? if it is then thats really bad news
[+6] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: Today may be the Big One™️
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: I’m being sent back to the stone age
[+6] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Bro how come every time I'm on vacation I wake up at the ass crack of dawn
[+6] u/noicedeb8r: Oh no here comes dump town USA
[+6] u/im_burning_cookies: Dropping bombs naym sayin (poopin)
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: The real dual mandate in tension is immigration policy and the prevalence of big booty Latinas
[+6] u/ConstantEfficiency83: Chat moving so fast no one will see im attracted to pans
[+6] u/gomper: Not even waiting til cash open to fade this overnight pump
[+6] u/iDahves: LMAO bols were hootin and hollering all night 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵
[+6] u/NunuTitobu: NVO Nordisk will be first stock in history to go negative
[+6] u/mannycalls24: Vibes were much higher an hour ago
[+6] u/prezzie2728: Did anyone in the US military know what the straight of Hormuz was last month? Or where it was, or like how the world works
[+6] u/peterpeer9: Wife asked me: "You fancy my best friend, don't you?"...
"If given the choice", I replied, "I'd rather have sex with you then her."
"You mean 'than'."
"No."
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: lol that shit talk last night just to see it here is comical
[+6] u/Colloquial: This will be circuit breaker day I feel it in my bones
[+6] u/louis-debroglie: Iran is going to retaliate for the gas field bombing with more attacks on GCC oil facilities which means more shut-ins, taking the total shut-in level to about 10-11 mb/d.
IT IS GAME OVER AT THOSE LEVELS.
[+6] u/kawkface: What the fug just happened to qqq
[+6] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Literally the same shit as yesterday just oposite. Premarket is only made to cuck option traders. Your calls are up, would be a shame if we drop before you can trade them lol
[+6] u/Specialist_Fig9458: “And with these inflationary pressures we have decided to raise the federal funds rate by 100 basis points” instant circuit breaker LMAO
[+6] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: jpow dont be a cuck. raise rates. i wanna see that epic rant
[+6] u/Basis_404_: #Bulls: get ready here comes the rip!
*SPY drills 0.5%*
[+6] u/MadSkyGlider: Yeah that PPI DIDNT GET COOK BUT GOT EVERYONE COOKED .7%
[+6] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: JUST IN: US Producer Price Index rises to 3.4%, higher than expectations.
[+6] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Rip the person who calculated this number. Taco will drop them lol
[+6] u/johns2289: Think i might take up pickleball. This shit ain’t for me
[+6] u/aaapod: if this is the fake number imagine the real number
[+6] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: If you liked that PPI print, you’re going to love next month when elevated fuel costs start showing up in producer prices.
[+6] u/Issa_vibe74: The puts I sold look pretty good
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: The prob tho everyone is losing their jobs
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Spy is going straight to $600.
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: 50% increase in the price of vegetables in today's report. Thanks Obama
[+6] u/dontslambro: Wow check out this economy.
[+6] u/_TheGoogz: I wish my PPI could rise like that.
[+6] u/Haikoe: Iran is asking for reparations in order for peace. This conflict is neverending without boots
[+6] u/Rvin16: This is the most retarded comment I read this morning. Surely nothing will top this for the day
[+5] u/Cold_Distribution273: 3.69 for gas, I think it was as low as 1.99 a few months ago...
[+5] u/DramaticCustard5209: Only 40 more shifts till I move to Chicago. Next 8 weeks are gonna fly by.
[+5] u/billyd1984texas: Sofi and Nu just go up by April
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Ugh. I hate selling spx calls premarket then seeing them get absolutely obliterated every damn day.
Simps be like “I want to be forced to cook every meal for the rest of my life and raise her kids while she waits for her ex to come back into the picture.”
[+5] u/Additional_Gur_7900: Bulls will be defeated when we start at 673 today and end at 655 by the end of today. Jerome Powell is going to be extremely hawkish today and fuck the bulls in the ass
[+5] u/XX_AppleSauce: I’m gonna start a company that mixes Metamucil and Red Bull into one drink. And save millennials from butt cancer.
[+5] u/cashflow_: Ive decided im not gonna post here on Wednesdays anymore. Just doesn’t feel right
[+5] u/Economisty: Have you ever wanted to know what would happen if a guy who regularly sharts found out that his every utterance can move the market? Well, you're in luck.
[+5] u/BerryExpress: very cool premarket moves, very cool. its gonna do nothing during regular hours, aint it
[+5] u/NewDawn101: Gold dead, oil dead, it means war is over, 🥕-man about to declare mission accomplished and move on to fucking up something else
[+5] u/Thecreamcheeze: OIL Coming up and SPY dumping. 🥭 better straighten this shit out
[+5] u/Bloomeyer: selling my gold calls at -50% loss is better than -100%
[+5] u/DramaticCustard5209: JPOW about to five finger fist SPY into submission
[+5] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Fuck my calls in the ass I guess
[+5] u/kawkface: AI COULD AUTOMATE 93% OF U.S. JOB TASKS
Automate deez nuts
[+5] u/syedhuda: buls just lot all momentum so naturally they are gonna spam SPY 700 all through the day of bleeding
[+5] u/curiousguy1993: Surprise rate cut, followed by 🥭 tweeting ceasefire deal 🤝, SPY to 700 🙂↕️
[+5] u/Irishbros1991: South pars field attacked fuel prices are going to go up again sigh....
[+5] u/Electronic-Winter277: Why would Joe do this
[+5] u/abscando: PPI, FOMC, Iran war
Imagine they drop another deepseek today
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: I'd be very surprised if spy loses 670
[+5] u/Low_Truck_7049: imagine if there is an interest rate hike xDDD
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: We got Ukraine bombing Russian Oil infrastructure. We got Isreal and America bombing Iranian oil infrastructure. We got oil tankers anchored all around the straight just waiting. We got America burning through its oil reserves. We got the treasury trying to control the price of oil through market manipulation.
Idk how to make money off any of this.
[+5] u/night_shredder: inflation numbers more massaged than in a thai massage centre and they are still terrible
[+5] u/TropicalOinkment: Metals getting absolutely mogged out of existence wtf
[+5] u/andytobbles: Holy smokes what a flush. They ain’t gonna be able to cut shit if PPI and CPI is coming in at 3.5-4%
[+5] u/Common_Ad_3059: So 660 today for spy, $100 oil per barrel
[+5] u/jakeisarake: I love coming in here to see how bearish it is pre market. Only for silence by 10am
[+5] u/Fitzaroo: Even the cooked numbers are bad. And that's before the gas increase. Lol, the US is fucked.
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: JPOW should drop the n word just to see how this it affects the market
[+5] u/Mcluckin123: The passive bid on stocks from big tech employees is going to disappear as they get fired
[+5] u/Lastchoicename: Why can't they do these reports during market hours...
[+5] u/ASXBae: Bears celebrating before market opens ☠️
[+5] u/Haikoe: Imagin uncooked numbers for march 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/abscando: Let them eat AI tokens
[+5] u/anto_c_86: My port went down bad in the last 30 minutes
[+5] u/jasperCrow: You thought the bottom was behind us?!? 🤣😂🤣😂
[+5] u/DingleJingle_: You stag and I'll flation.
[+5] u/adwise27: Imagine if Irans president/queen/whoever posted a picture of a wrestling ring in the desert and said "Mango, meet us here and lets settle it like real men!"
[+5] u/Pluth: Remember to inverse Reddit.
[+5] u/DaddyDoLittle: Another day of mods being 🌈
[+5] u/Deadweight047: Strait of Hormuz also blocking 🥭 Anuz🤣
The best military in the world will go down cuz incompetence leadership.
Unfortunately, all of us will need to fight inflation and high energy price🥹
[+5] u/klippklar: Are you delusional? Israel just executed the two leaders able to make a deal. U.S.-israeli airstrikes just hit very close to a Russian nuclear power plant. Gerald Ford is on fire and US wants to take Strait by force in the coming weeks. Iran says they want their enemies on their knees. What peace talks are you talking about?
[+29] u/spectra444: https://preview.redd.it/61hkq43x0tpg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93619d54d561e00252abb6d5eb36a804a16e0941
Don’t forget!
[+24] u/OkLength37: No you can’t have Cuba until you finish Iran, and you’ve barely touched your Venezuela
[+22] u/delicious_oppai: How bad is inflation that they can't even fake the data properly 🤓
[+19] u/Able_Web2873: End this dumb fucking war already. Let Israel fight their own battles
[+18] u/Happy-Champion1661: BREAKING: Iran says it will hit spy and qqq soon
[+18] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #why would hunters laptop do this
[+16] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Dementia Don getting dog walked by Israel. They don’t do anything he says lmao
[+16] u/McKoijion: Biggest winners in this war: Iran, Israel
Biggest losers: America, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, Oman, Kuwait, Iraq, Earth
[+15] u/OrangMiskin: Anything 🥭 touches turn into shit.
[+15] u/bigboybigbat: If Powell raises rates I will name every kid I ever have Jerome
[+15] u/OrangMiskin: Can’t believe they voted this admin in because of egg prices. Lmao
[+15] u/Ok-Piano8789: becoming clear how he bankrupted a casino
[+14] u/RockwelInternational: Inflation reading was fucking leaked.
Cocksucking insider fuckers.
[+14] u/spudbro00: If they manage to pump this green again today I’ll never buy a put again
[+14] u/Gom_KBull: # DAY 18 OF THE QUICK LITTLE EXCURSION.
[+14] u/East-Detective6697: Private credit defaults just surpassed 2008 levels.
9.2% default rate. $1.8 trillion market. 18:1 liquidity mismatch.
The rest writes itself.
[+13] u/Icommandyou: We don’t need help
Send help
We can do everything ourselves
Allies need to step up
We will pack up and leave altogether
[+13] u/Fineous40: We are due for a fake stimmy check announcement
[+13] u/eerhmahgerd: "Food prices rose 2.4% while energy was up 2.3%. Within food, the index for fresh and dry vegetables soared 48.9%"
That's before the war. Calls on fresh vegetables...
[+13] u/Funk-masta-frek: Give me a circuit breaker for once this 1% shit is boring
[+13] u/Far-Requirement9180: Finally they killed the overnight fake pump pre market lol
[+13] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Imagine what the uncooked numbers look like.
[+12] u/Fineous40: If rates are raised I will laugh so hard
[+12] u/I_work_too_much: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+12] u/spsteve: That PPI print is BEFORE the oil price hit.. oh dear sweet baby jesus this is going to suck.
[+12] u/AgitatedJump8459: Oil is going parabolic. This is it
[+12] u/eggnogui: PPI numbers. Israel attacking oil, Iran threatening, oil climbing. An US carrier retreating.
Calls.
[+12] u/I_am_Nerman: IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS ISSUE EVACUATION WARNINGS FOR SEVERAL ENERGY FACILITIES ACROSS THE GULF - STATE MEDIA
[+12] u/mikefromedelyn: I hope whoever takes my wife takes good care of her for me
[+12] u/SaveTheAles: Bro could have done nothing but play architect with the ballroom and spy would be 750.
[+11] u/Manholebeast: Data centers sucking up all the energy, water, ram.. surely they will help ease inflation.
[+11] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Today is the 6th year anniversary of the last circuit breaker on SP500 (18th March 2020)
Do I want to see circuit breaker for the entertainment factor?
Yes, of course!
Are bers capable of providing that?
No, bers have disappointed me time and time again 🙂↔️
[+11] u/East-Resolution4446: Don’t act like the S&P isn’t going to be up 1% for whatever reason sometime in the next 1.5 weeks.
[+11] u/SaveTheAles: Ohh that's how you bankrupt a casino
[+11] u/DufflebagJoe: You guys woulda offed in 2008 lmao.
[+11] u/mrmagootoyou2: Oil is always slicker than cum on a gold tooth
[+11] u/bm_mane8: Nasdaq will be down more than 3% today. Im from the future.
[+11] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: IMAGINE if he mentions a rate hike
[+10] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Fellow oil barons, I can’t decide between lobster or wagyu tonight, what are y’all going with?
[+10] u/Myrajes: I have a full tank of 93, I will allow one of you lucky people to siphon half of it for $10 a gallon no low balling I know what I’ve got
[+10] u/TrumpLovesThemKids: Retail is so trained to buy the dip when it drops 20% there's going to be chaos
[+10] u/No_Current3675: # IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[+10] u/needmoresynths: Jerome Too Late about to raise rates
[+10] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: He gonna bankrupt all of us and America
[+10] u/spyputs1: I fucking knew it, price action was too clean last night for this to hold up. Fucking scammers
[+10] u/TeamDisrespect: Diddy and Maduro are in jail for the same reason.. oil
[+10] u/Gorm_the_Old: War in the Middle East 😴
Thousands dead 😴
Critical infrastructure destroyed 😴
Oil production hit 😴
Price of oil approaching $100/bbl 😴
Price of gas goes up 😮
Inflation may go up 😲
Federal Reserve may not cut rates 😨😱🚨🚨🚨
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: "Dad, can I have a car?"
"Sure son! But only after SPY hits $700”
Legend has it, that his son rode a bike to his funeral
[+9] u/enc-nyc: fuck this market, fuck META, fuck all of it
[+9] u/Snowman33001: Can’t just have a chill day anymore.
Why would you do this Joe Biden??!!
[+9] u/thefxll: We are going Strait down
[+9] u/42thefloor2011: How many more prints like this will it take for you retard bols to understand the American economy is dead? It's never been more over
[+9] u/Snowman33001: My financial situation has materially changed since last night.
[+9] u/enc-nyc: such fun to have calls you had at -30% yesterday at close to open at -90%
[+9] u/delicious_oppai: Bruh i didn't know ppi was today. Sold all 669p 1dtes yesterday 💩☠️
[+9] u/dash_trash4255: Wait. So the US and Israel hit the oil fields? You guys shorted oil - then destroyed the oil fields… Owen Wilson: Wooooowwww
[+9] u/AlarmedPelican: HOW IS THE DOW?
It's over fifty thouuu
HOW IS THE DOW?
S&P is over seven thouuu
I don't know why you're laughing
That's what we should be talking about!
[+9] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Moment of silence for silver it was a good run oil has been given the torch
[+9] u/Extension-Ad917: Whenever I think I'm having a bad day I remember someone out there bought silver for $120/oz
[+9] u/New_Possible_284: If ppi showed accelerated inflation, gold should go up, not down
[+9] u/killainvest: This morning was going to be good……
[+9] u/Axonum: I may have bought the top on MU SNDK...
[+9] u/I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA: Hey remember on day one of the war when everyone was saying we had to open the straight in two weeks to avoid long lasting disruptions? Well good morning and welcome to day 19 of the major combat operation.
[+9] u/Fragrant_Invite5947: Only thing giving me joy right now is boomers seeing their ports go down
[+9] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: I need a circuit breaker so I feel something in my bones
[+9] u/techlogger: Can we get back to normalcy? Boring stupid presidents everywhere, breaking news about some dumb pop stars, no major wars. Also please uninvent AI while we’re at it
[+9] u/McBlitzGordon: I sold oil calls too early. My unhappiness with missing gains massively outweighs the satisfaction of my actual gains. Is this human nature?
[+9] u/Competitive-Water944: Bul I’m sorry but lube is too expensive. This might hurt
[+9] u/Country_Gravy420: That PPI was fucking brutal.
Rate hikes incoming
[+9] u/jda823: Wti Oils range from 91.5 to 98 premarket is just crazy
[+9] u/inconsistentsavant: I feel like he’s going to be hawkish af. Then 🥭 will bitch bc he doesn’t understand it’s literally his fault. Anyways, good luck yall
[+9] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Market is dead thanks to 🥭
[+9] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: How much money do you think this admin wasted on suppressing the price of oil?
[+8] u/1see2eat: What are you doing stepmarket?
[+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: SPY is deciduous. You can tell by the way it turns red and falls off.
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: Retreating aircraft carrier was the top
[+8] u/FullCopy: Political strategist Kirk Lazarus has been warning for years about escalating global conflicts.
As the The New York Times bestselling author of
*Never Go Full Retard*
he brings a unique, deeply committed approach to foreign policy.
[+8] u/djln491: Pelieve it or not….butts
[+8] u/delicious_oppai: Cnbc parroting consumers are resilient bs again 😂
[+8] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Today is the day I will finally be freed from all my worldly possessions. Buddhist monastery here I come
[+8] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: Oil was kept to 94~ because mango was making it sound like countries were willing to help in the straight. Now that it’s clear they are not the price is going where it should be.
[+8] u/crunchsoop: A grandfather and grandson were hanging out. The grandfather was chewing tobacco and spitting into a can.
The grandson said "can I try that?".
"Can your dick touch your asshole?" Responded his grandfather.
"No" said the grandson.
"No" said the grandfather.
Later, the grandfather was throwing axes at a stump and the grandson asked if he could try.
"Can your dick touch your asshole?" Asked the grandfather.
"No" said the grandson.
"Then, no." Said the grandfather.
Later the grandson and his grandmother baked cookies. The grandson came in with a plate of warm melty cookies. The grandfather lit up with excitement and asked if he could have one.
"Can your dick touch your asshole?" Asked the grandson.
"Yes" replied the grandfather.
"Then go fuck yourself." The grandson replied.
[+8] u/AvocadoPurees: War escalating, among countless infrastructures, the ports of bols are also damaged 😔
[+8] u/SmallCapsOnly: It’s Joever 🫡
Been nice serving with you lads, see you behind the Wendy’s later tonight 😘
[+8] u/Glock7enteen: Oil pumps as soon as PPI got released, won’t even try to hide their manipulation
[+8] u/Vegetable-Dig5382: when u shitting at work and get hit with that infinite wipe knowing ur azz gonna itch all day now
[+8] u/Crazy_Donkies: Isreal is like that guy you knew in college that wanted to start fights in every bar. "Why you pushing on me?"
Anyway, I'm selling my USO puts and AMZN calls for now. I will be rebuying in a few days.
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: Call ambulance 4 bul
[+8] u/ComfortablePiglet842: All kinds of tards are gonna buy calls at open
[+8] u/RealPrinceZuko: Open the strait of your anus
[+8] u/bryanbass0308: So that PPI DIDNT include the Iran cost-related increases? sheesh
[+8] u/Funk-masta-frek: Panic sell everything
[+8] u/Lapidated_Llama: This market has picked a direction and it’s sideways
[+8] u/CompoteSpecialist618: As a bear, fuck this and fuck you.
[+8] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: 🥭: US allies “need to get a grip” and open strait of hormuz, but also we don’t need their help or even want it! So there!
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: I have no position today but nothing would make me happier than a rate hike from JPOW
[+7] u/killainvest: 24 hour trading can’t come fast enough……..
[+7] u/MrIntuition: uhhhh what the hell is happening
[+7] u/botistic: Ahh the glorious rug pull
[+7] u/gonosz11: LMAO imagine buying calls during a fucking war
[+7] u/I_am_Nerman: DOUBLE WHAMMY
PPI & Iran gas field getting hit
[+7] u/DMT1703: Well, at least the money i throw in Norwegian stock market isn't gonna drop now lmao.
Might buy more salmon later.
[+7] u/A55BAG: Israel attacking Iranian energy infra. Iran vowing retaliation.
TTF only up 1%?
[+7] u/mensch7: It buys the dip or else it gets the inflation again
[+7] u/patricktu1258: Today’s move is deleting app probably
[+7] u/spudbro00: Lmfao PPI and last GDP report had the same gains. This economy is beyond fucked
[+7] u/TheGeoGod: So obvious that the pump was fake lol 😂
[+7] u/grimandnordic1: bro i thought we'd get a taco by now my calls are decimated lmfaooo
[+7] u/MichaelJamesBurry: HOLY OIL KEEPS RISING
[+7] u/Deshen87: Feel the wrath of Hormuz 😬
[+7] u/unwanted_hair: MMs not gonna do the morning pump/afternoon dump trick today?
[+7] u/wasifaiboply: Markets are now pricing in zero cuts for 2026. All the dogshit is D E D A F.
😂😂😂🤡🌎
[+7] u/MichaelJamesBurry: OIL DROPPING HARD AFTER I BOUGHT WTF
[+7] u/TrumpLovesThemKids: 10:00AM EST dump is going to be unfathomable.
[+7] u/plzplzplztendies: #STRAIGHT DOWN NO BOUNCE
[+7] u/audeo03: Are we invading Cuba today? That seems like the only way to distract from Iran, Epstein, gas prices, inflation, rate hikes, etc, etc…
[+7] u/Got_Engineers: lol these overnight pumps and than dumps the next night are pure market making manipulation . Who else can do this
[+7] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Slippery floors in the casino today.
[+7] u/stupidber: We were so fucking back and now its fucking joever all before market even open
[+7] u/magneticpasta9: There is finally officially no reason to be bullish now, we all know what that means, calls, wait for a miracle taco tweet
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Was green when I went to sleep. What did you do bulls
[+7] u/Double_Anybody: Gold has officially died 😔
[+6] u/Bcider: Why are we going red? What did I miss?
[+6] u/miata_only: Inflation is out of control, you guys
[+6] u/DMT1703: Ah, yes, keep rising my fucking Renewable stocks.
Sooner or later, people will have to rely on it .
[+6] u/daddysgirl794: If you missed the dip on gold a few weeks ago, now's your chance again. Don't think it won't get bought up
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
---
/u/Lanky-Ad-4579 made a bet that USO would go to 119.86 within **1 day** when it was 118.68 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 13 wins and 1 losses
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[+6] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Bers and bols never learn
Market is 🦀. ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY 🦀
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: All your YTD gains are transitionary
[+6] u/boris1869: What caused this sudden drop? Any news?
[+6] u/Reasonable_Roger: SCOTT SHORT MORE OIL, QUICK. IT WILL WORK THIS TIME SURELY.
[+6] u/Extension-Ad917: I think we actually need a sell off to end the war
[+6] u/Rich-Badger-7601: How's operation 'Pray the Gay Away' going for you bulls lmaoooo
[+6] u/daddysgirl794: Tom Lee told me the market had bottomed
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Trump is worse than a bipolar girlfriend....
[+6] u/Yory_Alsik: Bears are back motherfuckers
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: What did GOLD do to deserve this?
[+6] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: I have a hunch we didn’t win the war last night
[+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: 666 here we cuuuuum!
[+6] u/kalakesri: JPOW please end my misery
[+6] u/jreddit712: is Papa Powell gonna rock the casbah today because of this data print?
[+6] u/BillyShears2015: Jpow is hunting bull sphincters today
[+6] u/civillyRange: Someone's gunna put a rate raise on the dot plot and all hell is gunna break loose 🐻💲 🐂🤡
[+6] u/FriendlyGold1717: I think I’ll get margin called today… wish me luck bols!!
[+6] u/djln491: no seriously guys this time bol may really be fuk
[+6] u/PlaysWthSquirrels: Imagine voting for tariffs to bring down inflation.
[+6] u/gamayogi: This is one of those mornings you sleep in and wait for the fomc decision. Too unpredictable and it's already priced in. Hold your powder until after.
[+6] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Look at me. I am the Exit Liquidity.
[+6] u/Kinnema: Who the fk said we may never see red again
[+6] u/wasifaiboply: We ain't gettin' cuts until all of you are unemployed and even then it's gonna be 25bps.
[+6] u/dangerusZone: YUUUUGE dump at open.
[+6] u/emr1028: Powell is gonna raise rates btw
[+6] u/Overnighttrader20: Go back to bed bulls
Nothing for you to see here today
[+6] u/LeDoohickey: 🎙️😩: War! huh! yeah!
What is it good for?
Absolutely not my portfolio
[+6] u/RealPrinceZuko: I'm so sick of this administration
[+6] u/killainvest: So is no rate cut priced in now.
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: I panic buy every morning but not today ill wait a half hour to get a feel for the market
[+6] u/guhhhh_MU: let the bers get their one day of fun, probably only like 6 of them left after the past two days
[+6] u/FutureSage: MU was up 13 dollars then went to red. This is bullshit.
[+6] u/elvee61: 15 minutes until showtime.
Go shit out last night's Wendy burger, freeze your ass next to the smoker's pole for your fix, get your shitty vending machine coffee and have your ass back in the seat before 9:30. Now, GO!
[+6] u/TraipseTraveller: SO MUCH WINNING. YOU WILL GET TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: Israel attacks Iran Oil/Gas sites with US support.
- Lol like thank you so so much and no worries because I have another foot and then 2 hands to shoot after that.
[+6] u/plzplzplztendies: #BOL ANOOS GONNA BE VRY TENDER
[+6] u/MichaelJamesBurry: I BOUGHT OIL AT THE TOP FUCK ME
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: QUICK, INVADE HAVANA
[+6] u/rpthrowah: All this talk of veiny dildos is making me question yalls sexuality ngl
[+6] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: DIDDY OIL IS UP SO THAT 🥭 CAN USE IT ON MINORS
[+6] u/Unemployable1593: tbf spy is in a holding pattern at a fib, if you believe in that stuff.
just be sure to take profit when you see it
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: Feels like Fox News et al is going to talk a lot about sports today. Yep, just sports, sports and more sports.
[+6] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Dumbass bols will be fuk today
[+6] u/spsteve: Israel now threatening to hit Iran infra and Iran threatening to wipe out production facilities (upstream) in the gulf... even if this "ends" soon, it won't be over for a long-time. Stagflation at BEST.
[+6] u/Fine-Will: There's not a single bullish new in sight, you're just holding calls to be contrarian lmao
[+6] u/Icy-Guide7976: I didn’t think Aaron judge sucking last night would have this much of an effect on the market
[+6] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Market doesn’t care about high PPI lmfao
[+6] u/bub356: What’s the point of selling if it’s all just going to pump back up
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: THAT V IS A THING OF BEAUTY
[+6] u/Notable_Naps: And the chop bs continues. Think ima go take a nap and not waste my day
[+6] u/Funk-masta-frek: All the oil fields in the ME about to be destroyed? Pump it.
[+6] u/TraipseTraveller: Work 40+ hours a week
Deposit some in trading account
Lose money
Rine and repeat until you drop
[+6] u/OneLeggedJaguar: So 🥭 is bombing “the pipes” Friday after market close right?
[+6] u/Bignutly: Remember when calls used to be free money
[+6] u/Bam2458: If the market went down today it would seem very reasonable based on news, sentiment, etc.
Calls it is.
[+6] u/Icy-Motor-8519: All they gotta do is blow up a oil tanker here and there.
[+5] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: jerome has been put in an impossible position, again.
[+5] u/wright_on_: MU: I'll do it myself
[+5] u/Settleforthep0p: how tf a plaque of random tariff numbers gonna have more impact on the market than literally bombing and killing the head of iran, posturing for a nato exit, and oil prices spiking 50% in a week
[+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Damn, why the huge drop for gold?
[+5] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Are
We
Great
Yet
?
Guess they didn't harder to cook oil prices out of inflation reports....
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: The vegetable made the price of vegetables go up 50% while he’s saying price have gone down. What a time to be alive. 😂🤡
[+5] u/hayleybts: To think I sold puts yesterday? I shld be sent to guillotine
[+5] u/EggersIsland: Yea, this isn't good for the tour
[+5] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Bonds up, oil up, vix up, crypto down, ppi way over... buckle up boys.
[+5] u/spudbro00: Raise rates Jpow you pussy
[+5] u/Airhostnyc: Unfazed. They are going to get yall to buy puts. Powell will say a nothing burger as rates stay steady. No circuit breaker
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: # I love it when bols say dumbass shit one day
# just to get neutered the next LMAO
# 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: This pretty much makes sense
# Ya know, since BOLS HATE MONEY? LMAO
# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)
[+5] u/Free-Cardiologist805: if I’m Powell I’m cheesed at what Donald been saying bout me and I’m taking a nice dump on the market but that’s just me personally 😅
[+5] u/tika_dengu: Precious metals heading back to earth’s crust
[+5] u/Hot-Performancy: This dump on GOLD HAS TO BE ILLEGAL
[+5] u/OneLeggedJaguar: BESSENT HELP ITS MOONING
[+5] u/Normal_Tap3021: Market figured out strait is closed
[+5] u/Lanky-Ad-4579: At 7 am. I said my puts are not putting. They are now putting.
[+5] u/MyCactusTeacher: Panic and jerk off
- Warren Buff it
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Just a gentle cluster-reminder to stop
[+5] u/Upstairs_Deal3108: Why dumping? I cant complain as I have puts, but I looked 1h ago and spy was +0.6%, now -0.5%, -1% move in an hour premarket quite unusual, anything happened?
[+5] u/Sufficient-Aide6805: why tf is gold tanking
[+5] u/bigtlilal: The fucking volume on this gold selloff. Who the fuck is doing this, the British?!?!
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Lol what the fuck happened, biggest boner killer ever
[+5] u/jazzyjjcups: What happened to all the bols? Did you stop the early celebration? you had your two days
[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: no more livin hard, barbecues everyday, drivin fancy cars
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: # [YOU OKAY BRO](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rw3d6m/comment/oaxfy2r/)? LMAO
[+5] u/ultrachem: Bessent getting squeezed lol
[+5] u/Ok-Organization1796: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+5] u/Thin-Distribution255: Why would they attack South Park???
[+5] u/SnakeDoctor80: 2 green days and 3 red days every week is starting to get old
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: SPY just on a multi-week grind lower
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: Sshhh, *hiding in the bushes* They’re walking into a trap
[+5] u/deben360: Fakeout v to dump city
[+5] u/TrumpLovesThemKids: SELL YOUR WIFE'S SON
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: # BOLS ABSOLUTELY DESPISE MONEY LMAO
# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)
[+5] u/Fineous40: I predict higher gas prices will increase inflation.
[+5] u/Kattilaeikka: Well things might look bleak but at least there is record AI capex spending funded with private credit. I've heard that private credit market is rock solid so no worries there.
[+5] u/Beazt11123: It doesn't seem like green is king today. The luck of the leperchaun has left us.
[+5] u/im-doing-it-again: # Port down 17% this month 🖕
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Bitches act like we're not just back the last weeks descending resistance.
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Oh more bad data that the market completely ignores. Shocked pikachu.
[+5] u/Samjabr: so.. high PPI good now?
[+5] u/ExoticDaikon1872: oil up, inflation sky rocket and all we get is dip for ants on spy, nice and fuck off
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: everything is pumping
fucking
lol
[+5] u/Kattilaeikka: Some bastards lied that oil crisis and high inflation are bullish for precious metals.
[+5] u/LiveInLayers: Id be tickled to death if powell hikes.
[+5] u/tika_dengu: New tranche of files released. Gold and Silver caught in compromising positions.
[+5] u/dangerusZone: And guys this is just the cock before the next leg down !!
[+5] u/Trader0721: Energy infrastructure getting demolished…will take years to get it back up…bols…buy the dip! Wars over…strait is open…
[+5] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: I knew that overnight and pre spike was just set up for today
[+5] u/cloudsofgrey: JPow's words better not reduce Micron earnings pump after market close.
Need Micron to hit 500 by tomorrow
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: “The Gang short squeezes the Treasury”
🥰
[+5] u/Overnighttrader20: I’m sorry but if you don’t have a BBC you ain’t gonna win in this market
[+5] u/Salty-Bid1597: Brent gone ballistic... What happened?
[+5] u/givemethestars000: It's not a war. It's a military thing
[+5] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Whole market hinges on MU earnings tonight lmao
[+5] u/Zeppu: I play my little violin 🎻
[+5] u/MichaelJamesBurry: OIL PUMPING BUT USO DUMPING
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: lol ppl who bought btc at >74k look even dumber this morning. crypto is always shit. never keeps any gains.
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: "Why are we dumping again"
Retards it's WHY WOULD we pump 😂
[+5] u/MissMatriarch: Hello, non American here 🙋🏻♀️
Did 🥭 really mention the usage of atom bombs?
Is he trying to get us all killed, fr.
[+5] u/holymolyratio: can we short squeeze the treasuries position on oil
[+5] u/Sea_Charge_3138: I once again ask who the FUCK was buying the last couple days
[+5] u/Funk-masta-frek: Love that he says “we” like oil companies are sharing their profits with us lmao
[+5] u/VincenteThomp: What the hell guys? Who sold their shares?
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: 🙏 please let the dip hold. Give me my daily bread that I'll steal from the paperhanded poors
[+5] u/_Rexfest_: LOL. Futes def fake and gey
[+5] u/Inevitable_Pilot1353: BREAKING: US February PPI came in higher than expected at 3.4% vs expectations at 2.9%
This means core inflation is heating up.
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Bruhs this is just the pre-dump dump. We haven't even gotten around to the real dump yet.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: I think dis bitch gonna drill
[+5] u/TraipseTraveller: How do I take profits?
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I cannot imagine a single positive thing Jerome could say at this moment
[+5] u/DuaLipa247: Those kids are the boyfriends it’s amazing WSB members claim others kids as their own
[+16] u/Overall-Fold-9720: >we no longer "need," or desire, the NATO Countries' assistance - WE NEVER DID!
>US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz
Less than 24 hours between the 2 by the way
[+14] u/SquirtleStomp: Welcome to 2026 trading, where the fundamentals are made up and only vibes matter
[+12] u/ValueOfADollar: Options are so bad for my heart bro holy shit
[+12] u/UsernameTaken_123: From "Iran totally annihilated, we dont need anyones help" to "pls help us NATO" to "we dont need the Strait anyways"
lmao
[+12] u/No_Cod972: All I'm gonna say is...
I didn't vote for him
[+11] u/michaelis999: NVDA: up .2%
NVDA subreddits: OMG YES JENSEN OMG NVDA TO THE MOON OMG WE MOONIN TODAY BOYS 🚀
I swear these people are not real
[+11] u/Character_Pirate_152: Trump: Oil is so cheap right now. The cheapest it has ever been. So extremely cheap. Also I am sending a war armada to the persian gulf.
Me: I guess I should buy NVIDIA.
[+11] u/ShikariV: This is Feb 2020 all over again where everyone knows a slow rolling disaster is unfolding but no one has the balls to panic first.
[+11] u/---Right--Tackle---: #Im not mad I’m just disappointed
[+11] u/DressPrestigious7088: Wow I’m losing lots and lots of money 🤡👍🤡👍🤡👍
[+10] u/spellbadgrammargood: I still chuckle how silver went from 105 to 75 in one day
[+10] u/No_Cod972: We are currently experiencing post labor economics.
[+10] u/ClamSlapper71: Made a whopping 3.99$, can afford a baconator today
[+10] u/Key_Abroad7633: BRO GAS SUPPLIES BEING COMPLETELY HALTED LEFT AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND THE MARKETS JUST CANT GO DOWN LMAO
[+10] u/VanguardDeezNuts: Help me step bro, I am stuck in these calls
[+10] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: Just wait till the gulf countries start dumping their tech stonks to help pay for their military operations..
[+10] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: He's probably a mod here, judging on how gay he is.
[+9] u/ChampionshipOdd947: So apparently potential rate hikes are now bullish for tech stocks, okay cool, good to know
[+9] u/Same-Brilliant2014: We should be in the 650s by now
[+9] u/legbreaker: The 0.7% MoM reading would mean annual 8% inflation.
And this reading was before the Iran war and the oil shock.
March PPI inflation reading is going to be 1% MoM and that means annual inflation trending to 12%!
There is no hiding that level of inflation. Fed will take all talk of rate cuts off the table to avoid hyperinflation.
[+9] u/ActiveRelevant: I spread my eggs into 10 different baskets and all of them went to zero
[+9] u/Mikos_Enduro: Heard that Burning Man is going to be held on Kharg Island this year as long as Mercury is in retrograde
[+9] u/GenesGeniesJeans: Taking a huge dump right now: me 🤝 QQQ
[+9] u/Stonkrates: Rate hike on the table
[+9] u/br0botic: I was naive to think I could ever make money
[+9] u/solidsneeze: JPOWs gonna come out and slam a bottle of lube down on the podium... "good afternoon"
[+9] u/RevisedPerspective: Protip: when you poop, buy a 0dte. If you haven't hit +15% by the time you're done, sell to prevent theta loss
[+8] u/TABid-5073: Lululemon should start selling usb memory sticks or something
[+8] u/smart_doge: TPUSA to make an alternate FOMC announcement where interest rate is guaranteed to drop
[+8] u/Horror_Yam_9078: It would be really cool if SPY just repeats this little tight zig-zag pattern the rest of the day. Fun and unique.
[+8] u/hudson701: This is fucking dreadful - literally no opportunity for any sort of entry, slow chop until fed decision later
[+8] u/SilentExtinction: having a hard time fathoming how people look around and press the buy button
[+8] u/Buschman11: I don't think I've ever seen the opening range on spy be this tight for this long. No trend whatsoever
[+8] u/Solid-Season9984: Shh bol just let it happen, it will all be over soon.
[+8] u/Iamhappilyconfused: If you're a scalper you've been eating good for the last couple days
[+8] u/bennyblancobb: i mean i dont like bears either, but today they should have won. Makes the market even more scarier imo...
[+8] u/Play_Background: U.S. HAS SEEN NO EFFORT SINCE THEN TO REBUILD IRAN ENRICHMENT CAPABILITY -GABBARD
I guess she was not allowed to say it out loud?
[+8] u/Sick0h: SPY no longer does anything but move inversely with the dollar
[+8] u/disgusting-puppy: Don't ask what your country can do for you... Ask what you can do for Izraël.
[+8] u/Avocadonot: You can't even hold puts right now. You can scalp a bit if you have a great entry but then it recovers 0.05% and your profit goes from +20% to 0%
[+8] u/TheBlueBlaze: * Head of counterterrorism publicly resigns and says it's because Israel dragged the US into war
* New nuclear facility discovered in Iran
* NATO refuses to help in a war of choice
* Every potential "moderate" figure to head up Iran keeps getting killed
* Strait closed indefinitely to non-friendly ships
* No timeline on naval escorts due to them being easy targets
* 🥭 keeps lying and insisting the war is both already over and just beginning, with no clear goal
This isn't going to end any time soon and everyone is starting to realize that.
This may only be the beginning in terms of how fucked things get.
[+8] u/BullTrucker9: Believe it or not, puts
[+8] u/skychief99: Anytime I need a good laugh, I go to YouTube and watch one of those silver videos from about 3 weeks ago with those idiots claiming that silver will ramp to $200 when we invade Iran.
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: Oh
# BROTHER
MY STOCKS
# STINK!!!!!
[+8] u/Dawnoftheman: Jpow literally going to come out with his hands gripped tightly together and apocalypse in his eyes
[+8] u/bmault: We finishing at 662 today
[+7] u/zephyrs85: All I know is that Iran outta bears and the struggle Israel
[+7] u/Venice_LA: hearing Greta Thunberg has seized Kharg Island
[+7] u/FuckleUp: Imagine what the real data was 😂
[+7] u/International_Tea446: Ufffff Powell is definitely going to come out and say the economic data shows we should raise rates but he won’t due to employment numbers. He will more than likely remove all rate cuts from the table this year
[+7] u/Creative-Package6213: All those green candles you see today are just exit liquidity, remember that.
[+7] u/RandyTomfoolery: Not just bull or bear, everyone is cooked.
[+7] u/GroundbreakingAd2757: papa jpow will pump this later
[+7] u/NlNJANEER: If yall were wondering what a dead cat bounce looks like, let me draw your attention to SPY
[+7] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Pls spy crash I’m begging you once
[+7] u/Humble_Explanation32: no cut is expected so when rates stay the same we pump?
[+7] u/lSazedl: who would have thought we turned red on such bad news?
[+7] u/RjBloxks: Was too scared to buy puts lol would’ve made atleast 30% smh
[+7] u/Haunting_Note2444: Losing so much that I stopped caring, I kinda like it ngl
[+7] u/Snoo23417: Precipitous drop and no puts must be the worst feeling.
[+7] u/UnknownM007: They finally took my boy off life support.RIP
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # SPY has been around the same price since September LMAO
[+7] u/No_Cod972: Does anyone need their finger held?
[+7] u/mylowerbackhurts: Why can’t AI just fix oil prices
[+7] u/Sick0h: 6/7 indicators at extreme fear 🤌
[+7] u/AwarenessOk5979: if netandyahoo is dead how come my trades are still being bogged
[+7] u/YouDontKnowDino: About to enter my revenge trade era
[+7] u/giants707: hotter than expected inflation = delayed rate cuts = private credit/housing goooo......
[+6] u/GroundbreakingAd2757: please save my port jpow
[+6] u/throwaway_tendies: Inflation data is up, oil is screaming hot, which only will fuel the next inflation reading, global tension is rising, yet the market is just shrugging it off, it feels disconnected from reality…
[+6] u/Vikkio92: What is even the point of trading if everything moves in perfect lockstep with SPY all the time?
[+6] u/doc_trades: They won't let SPY sell off 😫
[+6] u/zzTopG: Vegetable Inflation +50%
🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
(Literally)
[+6] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Few minutes ago I said "it could worse"
IT DIDN'T MEAN YOU HAD TO MAKE IT WORSE
[+6] u/_UFOctopus: Bols aboit to double down on calls
[+6] u/AnxiousFrame6696: Good afternoon.
Fuck your calls and fuck your puts.
Drop mic
[+6] u/SmoothOperator423: DAMN WHAT WOULD JEROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROME THINK?
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fix4969: In all seriousness tho I think we close under 650 this week.
[+6] u/Pretend_Total5864: 668.60 seems to be the wall. Low for the day going forward
[+6] u/faratto_: Brent is almost at 110 already and iran still hasnt attacked today any oil/gas site
[+6] u/noahmfs: Oil going up and spy showing retarded strength LOL 🥭 has algos working overtime
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Libertarians get SO MAD when you remind them they have a ProState
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: He meant Israel stock market
[+6] u/Snoo23417: Good scalping available if you have the balls for it. I don't.
[+6] u/Comfortable733: If Powell had 🅱️alls he’d call for hikes
[+6] u/day1kobefan: been tryna eat healthy and im farting soo much
[+6] u/_LakeCity_: That gap down on SPY today continues to reinforce the bearish rounded top pattern that has formed. Big discounts on shares should be coming soon.
[+6] u/lschoch2: We had a chance out yesterday
[+6] u/Same-Brilliant2014: How's my 700c doing? Deep in the money right?!
[+6] u/RagingBearBull: Im thinking is energy cost keep going up..... this could be the thing that pop the AI bubble.
Unless people are willing to not use AC in the summer, then maybe it will be fine.
I guess people in the sun belt just need to be okay being sslightly toasty, do it for the economy.
[+6] u/devo9er: Congrats. You just invented coffee
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fix4969: Face melting PPI month to month increase? Calls.
[+6] u/PhysInstrumentalist: This honestly does not look that bad so far
[+6] u/Key_Abroad7633: Markets literally cant go down its truly astounding
[+6] u/Difficult-Ask2278: The fate of the global economy will be determined by the tone of Jerome’s voice when he hits the us with “Good afternoon”
[+6] u/Few_Egg3567: Look me in my eye bol
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Come on RKLB you piece of shit
[+6] u/TheMightySet69: Tulsi gonna get in trouble for saying the thing Mango said in June was true
[+6] u/Few_Egg3567: Jpow hates 🥭. There's no way he's going to sugarcoat this.
[+6] u/auroraavm: Get ready for the 7-layer dip 🫕. party's over
[+6] u/aqjingson: All roads lead to spy 666
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #This is the worst market crash in human history and it will only get worse LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl-79: Plunge protection team hard at work
[+5] u/rjb_jr: Ooooo I’m unbanned 😎 Is SPY at 700 yet?
[+5] u/taintedmask: US: for reasons of decency we've chosen not to wipe out the oil infrastructure
Isreal: oh, did you say wipe out the oil infrastructure? lets gooo
[+5] u/Nova-JC: JPOW could hike 50bps and we’d still close green
[+5] u/NazgulSandwich: The Brent WTI spread is absolutely diabolical rn. Bessent gonna get blown up if they keep pushing this
[+5] u/TokiAsuma: All the fun premarket just for nothing to happen once again when market opens. Classic.
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: I’m up $1k in oil trading, do I let it run or is this the top? I’m leveraged to the tits, $300 per 1$ move in oil
[+5] u/Krotitel_Viliam: Who tf keeps buying up this shirt are u all slow?
[+5] u/swarthout2222: Why they keeping this turd propped up bruh
[+5] u/disgusting-puppy: do you think Bessent is glued to the charts today? as any regular wsb retarded?
[+5] u/king_of_all_retards: If we go nuclear we wont need oil?
[+5] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: I thought 🥭 said it was complete and everybody gone. So who still fighting?
[+5] u/cow_grass: Can't say this was unexpected
[+5] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: JPow almost gone. He should tell 🥭 what he really thinks of his dumbass
[+5] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Who still got 700 spy calls
[+5] u/Rude_Judgment7928: Good thing we've been laying off people left and right that work in industries providing essentials, but throwing capital and reallocating labor to data centers.
[+5] u/SZJX: lmao futes turned red after being bigly green
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: thank fuck i cut the losses on my SPY calls at open and switched to puts. Out for the day see you regards tomorrow
[+5] u/music_crawler: Please just make it stop.
[+5] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: I guess I’m just happy onds is finally holding up
[+5] u/illicit_FROG: HOly shit they are desperate to pump it.
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Ladies and gents be advised, another theta day has hit the ⬜️ house
[+5] u/Illustrious-Low4128: $2300 in 20 minutes good morning. You regards have fun with the rest of the day.
[+5] u/zoomin1098: now might be the rt time to change my identity and move to a country with no extradition treaty with my brokerage.
[+5] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: Brent hitting $110. Bout to get spicy
[+5] u/CDulst: All NVIDIA DLSS 5 makes me want to do is short the market, ngl. Seems like such a good representation of companies betting too much on AI, thinking they can get away with shit like that.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Bols' cheeks getting spread opened and clapped
[+5] u/LetigiousBoobFart: MSFT will never not be AIDS
[+5] u/lSazedl: An indication of a rate hike would send SPY into the shadow realm
[+5] u/FuckleUp: 666 as it was written 👹
[+5] u/nokittythatsmypotpi3: Once again the weekly max pain of NVDA at 180-182.50 for this week, color me shocked it stays in this range after GTC
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Microslop new ticker name needed: MSLP
[+5] u/Nice-Difference8641: Sometimes I wonder which of you are looking at 15 min delay graphs
[+5] u/andyman268: Cash Gang grows bolder by the day
[+5] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: When does J POW hike rates?
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: no fed talk is going to save today. iran has issued warning of strikes on gulf oil facilities in the upcoming hours
[https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-issues-evacuation-warnings-several-energy-facilities-across-gulf-state-2026-03-18/](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-issues-evacuation-warnings-several-energy-facilities-across-gulf-state-2026-03-18/)
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Just as a reminder we are also now down to just a couple of weeks worth of the emergency oil reserves, which was the biggest release in history at 400 million barrels. It's 20 percent of what the IEA has available. At this rate, if they keep releasing more oil, they will run out in a few months, which has never happened before. Happy trading!
[+5] u/CulturalConclusion76: be sure to say thank you to 🥭
[+20] u/Voltthrower69: Israel is out of control
[+18] u/Dense-Quit-5924: IRGC: All energy facilities associated with the United States have now been turned into targets distributed to mosaic commanders and placed under the same category as US bases in the region.
Lads we just started
[+15] u/the-revenge-trader: For the first time I see gas at 4.2 at my local station while it was 2.4 three weeks ago, how the fuck is market holding?
[+14] u/Most-Crazy2353: Its so funny he cant taco this
[+13] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Hoarding my used engine oil.
[+12] u/crossdefaults: The market goes down 1% and people in here are like, "we're fukt."
By the way, we're fukt.
[+11] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I'm switching from gambling to alcoholism, it's cheaper and healthier
[+11] u/TrollerCoasterWoo: >Market goes up 10bps:
>Europoors
>LOLOLOLOL
>Bers r fucked
>HAHAHAHAHA (pissing self)
>Market drops 5bps:
>FUCKING BERS FUCK
>I’M GETTING MARGIN CALLED FUCK FUCK
>How do Redditors in this sub survive?
[+11] u/soad1331: Bols pull their pants all the way down at the urinal
[+11] u/SpyRuinedMe: Whoever said the first 100k is the hardest was a fucking lier
[+10] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: Panic the fuck out and sell everything. - Alexander Hamilton
[+10] u/Chrg88: I’m green today.
(I’m also down 40% YTD)
[+10] u/GrossFleshSack: J Powell walks onto the stage, says "Ahem", market crashes.
[+10] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: oh lawd he hiking rates
[+10] u/HandsomeTod11: New calendar invite with boss, HR, and boss’s boss…I’m getting fired aren’t I
[+9] u/SniXSniPe: SPY to $700 or SPY to $600
Give us one this week, pussy ass market
[+9] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: Okay so FREAK THE FUCK OUT SELL IT ALL
[+9] u/TemporaryDisaster312: what crash? we were not even back to where we were last Friday
[+9] u/the_shalashaska: Somehow still holding up in this carnage. Probably not for long. This market is a fucking disaster
[+9] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: VIX at 25 and you guys are stressing about .3% intraday moves. Yall need to stop gambling on massively OTM and short term expiries.
[+9] u/Metal-Water: My brain: “don’t do 0DTEs. Do not do 0dte! DONT DO 0dte”
Me: I think I’ll buy a 0dte
[+9] u/According-Page8618: spy 666,66 into V, the calssic.
[+9] u/pmotiveforce: Jpow gonna do the funniest thing. He's not going to raise rates, of course, but via a licked lip, a raised eyebrow, and a choice of words at the right time he will imply they will be raised soon.
A final fuck you to that fat fuck retard 🥭.
[+9] u/No_Tough_2065: Microslops just not having a good time today
[+9] u/BabyGrogu69: I told my wife I would outperform SPY this year 🤡
[+9] u/justaddcatalyst: Powell walks in drops his pants and says “rate this mfers”
[+8] u/gooneral_MC: who tf is brent and why can't he be more elegant?
[+8] u/jeffynihao: Inflation gonna be higher than ever with Strait closed lmao. There's no way to taco out of this war either.
Get fuckd. No way to justify a rate cut and will probably crash the market.
[+8] u/asetniop: It's awesome that the U.S. Treasury is caught in with its dick in a *vagina dentata* style short squeeze. Very legal, very cool.
[+8] u/2020isgreat: friendly reminder: it only gets worse :)
[+8] u/Metal-Water: Damn I’m such a loser fighting trend. No wonder I’m single
[+8] u/Bapu_: My portfolio is down -2%
I will never financially recover from this
[+8] u/2020isgreat: A number of Middle East oil and gas facilities have evacuated after Iran threatened wide retaliation for Israel's strike on the South Pars gas field today- Bloomberg
[](https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2034283391311364153/photo/1)
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: JPow comes out:
*Ahem*
"So, whatup bitches. Mango fucked up my soft landing so ima slap yo ass with a 3% rate hike. I'm out"
*mic drop*
[+8] u/HaveTwoBananas: ppl really think powell gonna be dovish with inflation up? lmao
[+8] u/trainwreck001: STRAITS STILL CLOSED BISHES
OIL $300
[+8] u/TargetDreams: OMG IVE LOST EVERYTHING BUYING THE MU TOP
[+8] u/davidbigham: The first step to be good trader is to inverse your move.
If it does not work, inverse it again.
[+8] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I am in disbelief Arkansas is a real place.
[+8] u/ajibtunes: The aliens arrive today
[+7] u/M18PowerKing: I just want to give up on life... jesus...
[+7] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Unimpressed - we can go lower
[+7] u/Unusual-Exercise-462: which spy calls and is this V coming?
[+7] u/Eggdan: Options so expensive today and there’s no volatility
[+7] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: MU has shown strength this morning
[+7] u/Small-Opening-4319: I bought spy puts yesterday before closing 🤓
[+7] u/rebel-capitalist: Literally kangaroo market
[+7] u/PocaMadre69: FOMC is gonna be bullish for sure right
[+7] u/Guhbigly: I can’t imagine what I would do for a -2% day…I miss COVID days…
[+7] u/OptionGamble: May Jerome have mercy on our souls
[+7] u/ClarkFable: BTC and metals dumping into oil rn, the great squeeze is upon us. You were warned.
[+7] u/Catherine_S1234: 666 is back on the menu boys
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: *Iran lists energy targets*
UAE: “Why he say fuck me for”
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 665-675 new range for next 6 months
[+7] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Imagine not being long everything that's up and short everything that's down LMAOOOO
[+7] u/trainwreck001: ONE DUDE WITH A ROCK IS BLOCKING 20% OF THE WORLD'S OIL AND CARGO.
LOL
OIL $300
[+7] u/meforprezz: we cant even get 667 bruh
[+6] u/thegreatgumbini: SPY gonna go back to 670 out of sheer spite.
[+6] u/Particular-Cake-6430: META price target $935 wtf. I should get a job as an analyst, I too can make terrible price targets
[+6] u/trainwreck001: MONGO WANTS TO TURN IRAN INTO A COLONY.
LOL
[+6] u/Odd-Double5106: "Me fail economics? That's unpossible." \~ 🥭
[+6] u/No_Tough_2065: Wtf shrek was that 😳
[+6] u/No-Insurance100: Everyone, especially the stock market, is in complete denial of how bad these physical shortages of oil and gas are going to get
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: 2pm = Good Afternoon.
WSB: Guh...
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: This woman on this meeting about travel expenses just expressed shock that it would be cheaper to take an uber to JFK rather than drive and pay for parking
Parking at JFK is like $50-$80 a day lady, what world do you live on
[+6] u/Slow-Information-847: Yall, this whole world is wrong. A few 80yr olds are busy killing a few other 80yr olds. and hijack the whole world with them. Somebody please either teach them how to use xbox controller or send all of them to hell.
[+6] u/meforprezz: up 20% today - now time to lose it all. love this game.
[+6] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: MEMORY IS THE MARKET
[+6] u/FlyWannaBeRichGuy: Feels like a rip your face off rally only because it always does when I get into puts
[+6] u/McClintockC: Jerome rehearsing the mic drop as we speak
[+6] u/mankey21: Not trading after 12 today after yesterday's boring afternoon
[+6] u/Most-Crazy2353: It appears all the bols have gone extinct
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: NVDA fighting for its life to stay green.
[+6] u/NeuroLeak: Bulls have obliterated the bears military, but bears control the Gae of Whoremoose
[+6] u/Hang_Man1: bools awfully quiet after yesterday
[+6] u/diefy7321: #Don’t be a panican Jerome “too late” Powell
[+6] u/McClintockC: I am Ameritard and so can you
[+6] u/MarcoPolooooo: Someone take my phone away. For some reason there’s calls on my brokerage account
[+5] u/Reid-Hoffman: LULU going from $155 AH to $165 at open is so retarded
[+5] u/Infinite-Meet: news flash: we are going up or down
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: My openclaw market research analyst agent just gave me a price target of 750 by the end of this month on SPY
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: dont die, do homework. listen to parents, dont get emotional damage
become trillionaire
[+5] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: If we didn’t have those gay tariffs and now this gay war S&P500 wouldve been at 69420 by now guaranteed
[+5] u/Sweaty_You1950: SHORT EVERYTHING PANIC 🙀
[+5] u/soad1331: If you ain't buying poots right now are you even ghey? 🌈
[+5] u/ohjeez-88: sold my $MU. nice gain going to wait until after earnings
[+5] u/fuck_zebster: Some of you have made some bad decisions but at least you don’t have to get into a Nissan whenever you want to go somewhere .
[+5] u/sftheory: bulls show up at funeral ready to party!
[+5] u/chuckiejoseph: believe it or not, bonds
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: Sold my TSLA put but I still see it dropping to 390 today.
[+5] u/optiond-nostradamus: $671 next step then another dump
[+5] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Step 1. Long or short oil at any price between 92 and 98
Step 2. Wait until you are profitable
Step 3. Sell and reverse your position
Cannot go wrong with this strategy this week
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Bulls losing so badly but they get random slight pump days and imagine they are "so back, baby".
Can this really repeat itself 660 to 690 for the next 2 years? Yes.
Will bulls declare unending, dynastic victory every time it "pumps" back over 680 through 2028? Also yes.
[+5] u/BoringButUniqueUser: spy being the literal exact inverse of brent crude is some conspiracy shit
[+5] u/iFiredIce: Have you even said thank you once??
[+5] u/Current-Run-2750: One Truth post is all it took
[+5] u/Erevoss: What are the odds we just fuckin rip today
[+5] u/100xOrBust: We are at prices not seen since Monday
[+5] u/PinealTone: Now we need the Fed to do a mortal kombat finish him move -
Jack interest rates by 0.25% and hints more to come.
The indexes would kneel and kiss the ring on everyone fingers.
[+5] u/ukweeve: New HOOD bag holder created. Hiya!
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: one more leg down and full blown collapse begins
[+5] u/theGameNWA: a lot of "traders" will search for a new job this week
[+5] u/meforprezz: hello - id like a pump please.
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: What do people think about fertilizer stocks like MOS and NTR with this war disrupting things?
[+5] u/99Fan: Jpow will take us back to 680. Way too much fud in here
[+16] u/cbusoh66: Dubai influencers in shambles
[+15] u/chibi78: I am so proud of myself for staying out of trading today
[+13] u/Supermonsters: Well blowing up the largest gas field in the world will help things right?
[+12] u/WrexyWrex: CNBC on new bad inflation data: "It's almost the worst of all worlds. I guess stagflation would come close to describing the situation."
[+12] u/Zestyclose_Phrase667: Just to fuk with 🥭 j pow will raise the rate.
[+12] u/Jacobdlt: Mullin part of super secret classified mission that even the FBI doesn’t have record of it lol
Bro can’t even handle softball questions without breaking. Totally a qualified person to run DHS /s
[+12] u/symplton: So Iran warned all three oil producers in the gulf they're destroying their facilities in the coming hours and to leave.
So they (Saudi Arabia, Oman, and Qatar) have.
[+11] u/skarfbeaulonee: I'm anxiously awaiting a level 3 circuit breaker so I can be first to comment "nothing ever happens"
[+11] u/PotentialBicycle7: just realized i was still reading yesterdays thread, cant tell the difference cause its the same comments over and over lol
[+10] u/Bravadette: Bombing based on nothing but vibes (specifically in the bones)
[+10] u/theahhtaker: GLD being a bad boy today I should discipline him
[+10] u/New_Internet_3965: The market responding more to Drumpf’s lies than to actual things happening in the world will never cease to blow my mind
[+10] u/MuchSuccess: Who in their right mind is buying rn
[+10] u/Frosty_Promise8050: The Bond yield curve is almost increasing perfectly. This is my pet thesis that something weird will go on. I hope I have the smart type of autism, and not just the weird type.
[+9] u/miss_L_fire: What the actual fuck gold, ugghhhhhhhhh kill me
[+9] u/Recent_Register_2952: i cant believe my children used to live inside my balls
[+9] u/Ecomonist: Not gonna happen, BUT, would be fantastic if Powell came on stage to theme music. I specifically think it should be 'Baby Shark', but I am biased.
[+9] u/cbusoh66: Bessent is about to get a margin call...
[+9] u/ismebbb: Made $100 today so steak dinner for my cat
[+8] u/BFox1982: Powell going to come out chanting and beating his chest like Matthew McConaughey in Wolf of Wall Street.
[+8] u/wildcat1055: My uncle runs a CVS in DC and he just had JPow come in and ask for an extra large bottle of lube, "for later today".
Proceed accordingly.
[+8] u/yeahyoubored: polymarket launching a “monitoring the situation” bar in DC
lmao
degens in the wild
[+8] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Another day where vast majority of move was outside market hours, surprise
[+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: These days are just getting shittier for options buyers
[+8] u/UMC_MadAuk: Pegging spy to 666.66 for the speech is a mad flex and peak comedy
[+8] u/blumpkinspatch: “Jerome “long cock” Powell erases fears of recession by showing off his monster hog at Wednesdays FOMC meeting”
[+8] u/waiteuhhminute: Everything is screaming spy puts so I’m going with calls
[+8] u/Standard_Tea8250: Holy shit this market is so gay im selling everything
[+8] u/Expensive-Big-8725: gold now directly correlated with stonks. sick
[+7] u/Any-Development5656: FOMC at 2 pm is the reason why
[+7] u/Ecodriverz: Day 255432 of spy being glued to open price
[+7] u/cbusoh66: I have held JPow in high regard but if he fucks my MU positions, I shall never forgive him
[+7] u/harryburton420: jerome will take us to the center of the earth today
[+7] u/FeelingCulture649: Horny for gainz
Willing to succ 🫱🕳🫲
[+7] u/chalupabatman2404: The algos and hedge funds are living in a different USA than the the rest of us
[+7] u/DegenBagholder_: Back from my one week banbet, best week of my life...
[+7] u/isitdonethen: only being down half a percent after hot inflation data and Israel doing a major bombing escalation on fossil fuel infrastructure is pretty incredible
[+7] u/Underrated_unicorn: Soooo my 0dte puts are gonna hurt me aren’t they
[+7] u/tugrulthelol: You can always bet on SNDK no matter the uncertainty
[+7] u/Rosebunse: My coworker is complaining that "people today" are too whiny. She also plans on going to her grandkids' school to complain about their grades so the school will be forced to pass them.
[+7] u/Cold_Respond_7656: Given JPow is covered in immunity he might just raise rates to 3% then have two beers thrown to him by Pelosi, smash em together, drink what’s left and middle finger salute everyone
[+7] u/SlickyTrader: Calling drill team 6 🪖🫡📉🔻
[+7] u/modder9: I picked a bad day to buy 155 shares of SPY lmao
[+7] u/UMC_MadAuk: There really is no point
[+7] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: My timing is the opposite of impeccable
[+6] u/Traditional_Page_75: So, all indications point towards malignant inflation. If rates go lower or stay the same, the affordability crisis resumes with an even sharper exponential twinge. If rates push up, the affordability crisis resumes with harder to reach credit. Woah
[+6] u/alphawafflejack: Guess who didn’t sell their RKLB calls yesterday 🥰
[+6] u/Probably_Faking_It: “Due to economic uncertainties and an evolving defense status, the fed will be increasing rates to combat runaway inflationary pressures. Congratulations, Bears.”
[+6] u/ahopye: Stock market BRUTALLY MOGGED by CHAD ratemaxxer
[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Inflation rising? Here’s a solution: start a war in the Middle East and cause a supply shock on one of the biggest inflation inputs. Oh, and why not attack gas fields, too. That’ll fix it.
[+6] u/Czyzzle: Surely there's another Iranian gas field
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: IV so high on SPY today, if you caught that 4 point move from 669 to 665, it was just a paltry 2 bagger.
[+6] u/joeyeats: Checking in after a couple hours and not at all surprised to see everything is basically flat, same as it’s been since October
[+6] u/Just_Learned_This: Yesterday I was retard, but today? Today I'm a fucking genius.
[+5] u/_pout_: Even WSJ is starting to use the phrase "bear market" and they've finally stopped blaming AI.
[+5] u/blemdemman: maduro probably thinking he got it pretty good compared to others
[+5] u/No-Illustrator-7537: Everyone got their puts loaded?
[+5] u/ToughVegetable2483: Can we ban premarket because there goes today’s move now it’ll probably chop till 3:30
[+5] u/Old-Collection-224: WE GOT JEROME RIGHT WHERE WE WANT HIM 666
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Polymarket doing a Situation Room for monitoring
[+5] u/Squirr3I: Yeah no cap they should just hike, that PPI was bad + oil now.
[+16] u/SkoomaJunki3: May just quit my job and travel for like 8 months.
Is this dumb
[+14] u/StonksInvesteur: I’m ready for instant -2% “Good afternoon”
[+13] u/Dull-Tea8669: Riddle me this. Barely 5 ships pass through Hormuz the past week, inflation is up, job reports are down, inflation goes even higher because of oil prices, and the 🥭 in chief has no idea what universe he's even on. And after all this markets are only down half a percentage point.
Cute, time to all in calls I guess
[+12] u/Noddite: I sense a "Good Afternoon" is coming
[+12] u/zurijer: My dumbass got restricted by fidelity cause i traded with unsettled cash LMAO
[+11] u/desiyouyo: Jd vance to meet oil executives to tell them to sell at loss
[+11] u/Numerous_Two_102: Puts have never been so obvious so calls it is ☎️
[+11] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Jpow walks up on stage and just says "shits fucked, ngl" and walks off
[+11] u/hey-coffee-eyes: JPow's speech leaked early:
> I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Oil tankers on fire off the Strait of Hormuz. I watched fake gold glitter in the dark in the Oval Office. All those moments will be lost to time, like tears in rain. Time to buy.
[+11] u/Level_Counter3062: Keep rates the same, inflation could be transitory, continue to monitor the data that comes in, this meeting could be an email
[+10] u/Floyd908: We holding puts through fed decision?
[+10] u/ExceptionallyGreat: Some of you need only $1.7m to make it to become a millionaire.
Believe in yourself.
You got this!
[+10] u/BlitzComet95: This bull trap dump will be biblical
[+9] u/nknk_3: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
[+9] u/ayayron55: Microsoft will forsure be one of the pallbearers at my funeral
[+9] u/Dapal5: Is nobody seeing the escalation today? Shit hasn’t changed for hours and like 5 more leaders dead, a gas field destroyed, and a ton of bombs. When is this ever even slightly positive
[+9] u/SupramanE89: Raise that mf .5 just to piss off 🥭
[+9] u/J_da_CPA: Hey Claude: shitpost on the WSB for me
[+9] u/AcademicStandard3701: Spy hasn’t had a -1.5% day in a while 😈 muhahahahahaha
[+8] u/yeezy_boost350v2: This may be our last time seeing Powell. Dude is leaving in May 🥲
[+8] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Microsoft deadass? Dumb fuck me bought at 420 because of Value Investing
[+8] u/NomSaneMan: So, what’s up: war, huge US debt, rising inflation, more inflation related to oil, no cuts in the foreseeable future due to inflation, the AI bubble and the k-shaped economy, and a fucking meteor hitting the US?!
Really the only reason stocks are not fucking bleeding out is because you have puts
[+8] u/isolated-cat: market taking a nap until JPow speaks up. then it goes straight down on the good afternoon
[+8] u/browsk: Vance admitting there is a problem to get ahead of this, Donny ain’t gonna like that
[+8] u/saw-it: Jpow: we ain’t doing shit
[+8] u/zestykite: 10k in spy eow puts. probably a well regarded move. im ready to roll the dice again.
[+8] u/LiveMotivation: They going to start buying soon.
[+8] u/Senpai_Slime: They gonna pretend they can unfuck the supply? Guess ill pick up more on the copium dip
[+7] u/neo-futurism: I hope 🥭 gave JPOW a call today. It’s well known he operates like a gangster, question is did JPOW capitulate.
[+7] u/Kindled808: Mango why you make market bad
[+7] u/dexxxxxy: Next leg down probably
[+7] u/probablyuntrue: When my uncorrelated asset suddenly becomes correlated
[+7] u/maximuminimum: Jpow gonna say they’re keeping an eye on inflation which might increase due to macroeconomic uncertainties from the war with respect to oil prices.
No new rates cut planned for 26 until they can see inflation coming down.
That’s why gold is dropping.
[+7] u/neo-futurism: If this moons, bear be like my POOOOOOOOOOTS
🐻🏳️🌈🐻🏳️🌈
[+7] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Jp morgan says this year is -15% across the board. Later bulls
[+7] u/brock2063: Looks like Iran has all the cards!
[+7] u/get_da_maney: So we rippin to 0% or heading to the abyss in half an hour?
[+7] u/B2BContinuum: It's not too late to delete your Internet history
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: LMAO can’t believe I clawed my way back to $20 profit 🤡🤡🤡 after 30 trades. Maybe I should focus on my job instead 🤡🤡🤡
[+6] u/360drive69: I wonder what VG can get to with all these new contracts and the government increasing their exports 15 percent
[+6] u/Sea-Astronomer5006: taco tweet ain’t gon save u
[+6] u/eoiioe: Good afternoon everyone;
After looking at the latest data; fk your calls and fk your puts, I’m leaving for my long vacation
-Powell
[+6] u/mcflinty_1: I hope Jpow is ripping lines like a OG right now
[+6] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: Boots on the ground could turn to boots in the air very quick.
Iran is not Venezuela.
[+6] u/YouKnown999: SPY 650 would be funny
[+6] u/probablyuntrue: JPow OF just leaked 🤤
[+6] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Trickling up just means an absolute blood bath at 2.
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: I can't believe I almost really fomoed into buying overnight yesterday with that fake ass pump
[+6] u/Erieztoys: I Do not buy a SPY CALL/PUT it moves $5 in a few minutes. I buy a SPY CALL/PUT it does not move for 5 hours.
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: 15 green candles on amzn and all taken away with 2 red candles. Yup thats great.
[+5] u/isolated-cat: yo mama so fat that she wouldn't even fit in this wide gap between WTI and Brent
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Microsoft you dumb fuck, do something
[+5] u/EvolvingDior: It's not a loss until its realized.
[+5] u/InfamousBreakfast228: This is the worst roller coaster I’ve even been on. I miss the days when amc, dogecoin, and GameStop was taking over 😞
[+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Bought 670calls. Let the dump promptly commence. Sorry, bulls.
[+5] u/Commercial-District1: Jesus might be the key word friend
[+5] u/Lolsmileyface13: I would really appreciate if ppl could stop buying the dips on spy and let it fucking tank
[+21] u/Adept_Jaguar6899: Trump can stay irrational longer than Americans can stay solvent.
[+19] u/LarsTarkas: Jpow going to announce that his cock is too girthy
[+16] u/GoZukkYourself: #BEARS LMFAO
^^^^Sorry, ^^^^just ^^^^practicing
[+16] u/penelope5674: This sub is the epitome of dumb money
[+16] u/drmundojr: Can't wait to find out Bessent's trades. He's going to blow up the country shorting oil futures LMAO
[+15] u/tldamico: **Hello theta, my old friend**
You’ve come to bleed my calls again
Because a decay softly creeping
Left my premium slowly weeping
And the value that was planted in my trade
Still remains
Within the sound of theta
[+15] u/CarbonParrot: We gonna trade sideways for three years
[+14] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: may every day be another wonderful secret
[+14] u/Independent_Term5790: Looks like it’s time to give up options and become Indian street food vendors
[+13] u/-medicalthrowaway-: That’s how you know algo’s are in control right now
Big red clifford dick for the entirety of a 1min candle and as soon as the candle closes it goes the other way
[+13] u/nthnreallymatters: i don't think anyone even looks at financial statements anymore lol
stocks literally trade on vibes, headlines and tweets
[+12] u/zeusbox: JPow: Would have gotten inflation under control if it wasn't for fruitman.
[+12] u/throwawayyhs: Fuck it full port pokemon cards. At least that shit cant go to 0. Fucking MSFT
[+12] u/CPA-hole: 10 minutes until SPY earnings
[+12] u/Neither-Still-8841: FUCK YOUR PUST
FUCK YOUR CALLS
JPOW GOT YOU BY THE BALLS
[+12] u/NativePlant870: Clears throat* “good afternoon… we remain committed to our dual mandate purpose.”
[+12] u/penelope5674: Sold everything this will dump
[+12] u/Jayyson-_-: I bought puts and calls I’m I regarded
[+12] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Options buyers in shambles
[+12] u/ClaytonRook: This pre-press conference music fucks. Do you think that's Jpow playing the guitar parts?
[+11] u/SaiyanApe17: If you invested $1000 in spy 6 months ago you would have $1005 today. Take that bears.
[+11] u/GoZukkYourself: Reporter" "Uh, Mr. Jerome, how are you doing?"
Jerome: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!"
https://preview.redd.it/fdl4o5jscupg1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa3e6a46087c3097fd7e55d254519b22cb55e49
[+11] u/RDDT_100P: r/thetagang will have boots on the ground soon
[+11] u/AggieDem: It's telling that Miran adjusted his stance from a .5% cut to a .25% cut.
Even the Trump-aligned members are becoming more concerned about inflation.
[+11] u/Jamobinks: I buy, it dumps. I sell, it pumps.
[+11] u/shortitforever: 🔔🔔🔔THE SKY IS FALLING🔔🔔🔔
[+11] u/zmarrano91: JPOW has the biggest pair of DUAL MANDATES
[+10] u/laddie78: Apparently all the oil infrastructure in the middle east being bombed is now good for oil
[+10] u/PretendAgency2702: Come on Mr Powell. We all dream about getting back at mango. Here's your chance
[+10] u/RaybanQA: Saudi Arabia oil fields are on fire 🔥.
[+10] u/the_mind_goblin1: Flat is the most frustrating outcome so that is what will happen
[+10] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: back in the days we would get immediate ass blaster candles both ways at 2PM on the dot
today?
the fuck is this
[+10] u/guy_cloutier: I’m here for MSFT hate content
[+10] u/MakeResonableChoices: He looks tired, probably due to all pussy he crushes on the regular
[+9] u/pootenanner: 50 cent pump after losing 4 dollars and bols come out of their moms basement with dumbass close projections. Can’t make this shit up. Your calls are dead
[+9] u/Maximum_Light409: Be honest: there's no fucking reason for JPOW being bullish today. Tell me just one.
[+9] u/JustLurkCarryOn: The time for lube is now. GL yall.
[+9] u/deandotcom: Did something leak besides my pp?
[+9] u/PureSpecialistROTMG: below 666.66 = bearish
above 666.66 = bullish
[+9] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # JEROME "STEADY EDDY AS EXPECTED" POWELL
[+9] u/ClaytonRook: Ohh you're a "Top 1% Commenter"? let me just hit that downvote button
[+9] u/sl3azebag: been lying on applications my whole life saying I’m Jewish it’s paid out every time
[+9] u/rcantu314: Just remember this famous quote in the next hour “Be fearful when others are fearful”
[+9] u/theineffablebob: guess what >!chicken butt!<
[+9] u/Vegeta9001: 🥭 rage Tweet about JPow incoming
[+9] u/AggieDem: JPow basically saying rates are not dropping until tariffs start dropping.
🥭 in shambles
[+9] u/am22fcw: Powell trying his best to not end up in alligator alcatraz lmao
[+9] u/I-STATE-FACTS: More like dump this later
[+8] u/WayDry848: They just bombed Riyadh and the oil goes down wtf
[+8] u/fuckyeahmageknight: The only reasonable way for this to end is JPow challenging Trump to a no holds barred match at Wrestlemania
[+8] u/LectureNo1620: Just payed 1.68 for Costco hotdog :(
[+8] u/CPA-hole: It has been a pleasure serving with you gentlemen
[+8] u/stopstockingme: Feels like an episode of Fallout
[+8] u/rioferdy838: Who would have thought MU earnings would be so important.
Hopefully my tiny position doesn't tank it
[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: can we hit 660 today?
[+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: FUCKING DUMP THIS SHIT WTFFFF
[+8] u/csekseni1: Why is everyone excited, they are def holding rates steady ?
[+8] u/CPA-hole: Flatter than your moms tits
[+8] u/Contango_withme: You know what else is unchanged today?
My thong
[+8] u/Axwe8: # JPOW: GOOD AFTERNOON 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+8] u/Waiting4Reccession: JPOW: Get used to being poor bitches
[+8] u/Snoo56029: economy fucked goodbye -Powell
[+8] u/cyril1991: *The market hurts itself in its confusion*
[+8] u/csr8765: It’s satisfying watching Microsoft bag holders get wrecked day after day
[+7] u/sl3azebag: I passed my piss tests so now I’m gonna go on another coke bender
[+7] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: MSFT is down because Bill Gates gave it aids
[+7] u/ThouOne: Watch Taco throw a tantrum now
[+7] u/softboiledjadepotato: 7 FOMC members project NO cuts for 2026, and no flush... SPY just horny for 666
[+7] u/zmarrano91: He who controls the spice, controls the universe
[+7] u/jraiv420: Jpow: inflation has been higher than expected over last 5 years
[+7] u/polosocks12345: Watch SPY just rocket. 🚀
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: Fucking chose a directions you mother fucking algos
[+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: its going to be a long ass 2 years
[+7] u/FartPolluter: Bols should go all in on the Dubai Real Estate Index (DFMREI) if they are so confident we have seen the worst of this.
[+7] u/tesseramous: I dont get what the big deal is here. I've played Minesweeper and it's easy once you practice and get the hang of it. I can clear an expert board in 3 minutes.
[+6] u/LongjumpingTap1201: JP does NOT care about the normal everyday average American lol
[+6] u/Coogiez: every day sandick goes up 4-5% at minimum. wild times
[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: Sandisk is fucking on one
[+6] u/jraiv420: Powell said higher inflation expectations rip bols
[+6] u/DickiesDippinDicks: MU premiums pricing in around a 12% move
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: Banbet he wears a Hawaiian shirt for his last one of these in a few months
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: Dude hes still saying 1 time inflation effects?! its like 6 years later already lmao
[+6] u/Holeph: lol so bearish, damn
[+6] u/joan_goodman: Fidelity called me last month. They offered some investment and tax free help. Fast forward to third meeting turned out they just wanted to invest 100k of my cash across their various stupid ETFs and charge me 750 a year for that.
[+5] u/Wide_Promotion8146: Brent Crude- more like Bent Chode
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: Pls powell drop those girthy nuts on the table and hike rates
[+20] u/hoopaholik91: "It's a consequence of deliberate policy"
What a fucking shot
[+19] u/Togashi_pls: Don’t worry guys, tomorrow will present another great opportunity to lose money
[+19] u/myironlung6: Powell 2021 - Inflation remains somewhat elevated
Powell 2022 - Inflation remains somewhat elevated
Powell 2023 - Inflation remains somewhat elevated
Powell 2024 - Inflation remains somewhat elevated
Powell 2025 - Inflation remains somewhat elevated
Powell 2026 - Inflation remains somewhat elevated
[+19] u/sidslidkid: At this rate I can easily retire at 138 years old.
[+17] u/Very_Regarded: JPow “we don’t know shit about fuck”
[+17] u/Bonkers119: Powell: Mango fucked us
[+15] u/Pury101: Funny thing is if 🥭 did no stupid shit and left the economy on autopilot, he would have gotten his rate cuts already
[+15] u/Warm_Implement3088: "I dOn'T KNoW WhAT tHe FutURE HoLDS"
"I dOn'T KNoW WhAT tHe FutURE HoLDS"
"I dOn'T KNoW WhAT tHe FutURE HoLDS"
to sum up this shit
[+15] u/Equivalent-Train-906: Hi, Jerome. Fat guy here. What impact, if any, do you see the Iran war having on the price of olive oil and mayonnaise? Specifically, as they pertain to Italian hoagies. Thanks.
[+15] u/Tall_Helicopter_833: Short term pain
Also, long term pain
[+14] u/Jpow2024: I ain't fucking leaving!
[+14] u/nyse25: passing through the strait of hormuz if anyone needs anything
[+13] u/trumpdiego: ##SUPREME LEADER AYATOLLAH JEYROME "HUSSEIN" POWELL
[+12] u/HARCYB-throwaway: Head of Fed saying the economic effects of oil prices are unknown. What the fuck man
[+12] u/Borderpotroll: I like JPow. Seems like a good dude. Gonna miss his speeches and the memes
[+12] u/CaaCCeo: bro JPow sound scared as hell of whats to come for the economy
[+12] u/NotMe357: "Fed's Powell: If no Fed chair confirmed by the end of my term | would serve as chair pro tem."
[+12] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Jerome "uncertain" powell LMAOOO
This shits crashing tomorrow Holy crap
[+12] u/CigInside: I’m just happy we are dealing with Iran, after the raised my rent and forced me into credit card debt
[+12] u/Q4shm0ney: Never bet against America, unless it's being run by a regard
[+12] u/Excel_Spreadcheeks69: #BREAKING NEWS
**THE LETTER V HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE ALPHABET**
- *Reuters 2026 All Rights Reserved* ©️
[+11] u/HistorianMuch8963: what an absolute chad
[+11] u/moorhound: **SPY 700**
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EVERY DAY THE GAP GROWS
[+11] u/potentialPast: "people are broke, unhappy and everything keeps getting more expensive. do you think that matters at all to the economy?"
jpow: ...
[+10] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: ZERO JOB CREATION LMAO
[+10] u/NaturalFortune8397: TOLD YA SO
IF YOU LOADED PUTS WITH ME 20 MIN AGO YOU WON
[+10] u/outhinking: Buying calls on oil at 80$ on Day 1 of Epic Fury, February 28th, and holding until the last day of the war was the easiest play of my life
[+10] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Im unemployed gambling with my life’s saving what is wrong with me.
[+10] u/sunmbitch: I bet I can turn $6k into $5750
[+10] u/Triingtolivee: You know we’re all fucked when the Feds are like “Welp, nothing we can do right now and we aren’t sure what’s going to happen. Just gonna let it ride.”
[+10] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Did jpow throw in the towel today lol
[+10] u/Apfelmoes_: Bye bye miss American SPY
[+10] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: I can’t believe how comedic it is that “the dow is over 50k!!” comment happened at the exact ATH and it’s been consistently downhill since lmao
[+10] u/TechnologyEven6926: This market is an absolute cunt
[+9] u/Get_dat_money: Man I love it when JPOW basically tells 🥭, Hey you know why we haven't lowered the rates? Because of your dumb ass tarrifs.
[+9] u/D1finalboss: Delulu bulls heard screeching in the background
[+9] u/StocksStormTrooper: Is everyone YOLOing on MU calls?
[+9] u/jjervv: No doubt 🥭 tweets in a while
[+9] u/aew2019: HE'S NOT FUCKING LEAVING.
DIAMONDS HANDS.
APES. TOGETHER. STRONG.
[+9] u/KroKart100: Confirmed nothing is really bad. Calls
[+9] u/sidslidkid: I would honestly have more money if I just stuffed it in my mattress instead of investing.
[+9] u/CompleteChemical4198: bruh why does he spend half the time at these press conferences teaching basic economics to reporters
[+9] u/rollinhating: TIL the FED dont know wtf is happening or what to do to save it.. GG US economy
[+9] u/NoodHigga69: Hi, this is Bill Gates. I am sending $20 to all gay men on here.
[+9] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Jpow saying he is just another regard like us LOL
[+9] u/outhinking: Now there's no reason why oil is not at 120$ already.
[+9] u/Excel_Spreadcheeks69: Good news, I’m not homeless until the end of the month.
[+9] u/cardboard-junkie: Buying calls rn is regarded
[+9] u/defordj: All Greenland's friends in the groupchat like "gurl, you dodged a bullet"
[+9] u/Snoo_9489: Hes lowkey cooking mango man lol
[+9] u/TowelOld743: 🥭: Let's fight Gyna's world influence
Gyna: Does nothing
🥭: Damn, Gyna's got hands
[+9] u/Thotmas01: THE DOW IS OVER FORTY FIVE THOUSAND
[+9] u/ebfeebfe: THIS IS IT. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. TELL MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND THAT I LOVE HIM.
[+9] u/Mortgage5388: Oil rise 2% since jpow started talking
[+8] u/Other_Sample_3709: Stagflation into economic depression setup?
[+8] u/Glad_Recording_5826: So refreshing to hear a grown man speak...
[+8] u/whyshw: This is the most mild version of Jpow that I’ve ever seen
[+8] u/Bxdwfl: prices go up. they don't come back down, jerome
[+8] u/Faburuss03: Shits about to dump so hard after this hot garbage presser. We know nothing
[+8] u/KlBAS: JP on his last meeting: “I lied were so fucked”
[+8] u/ThatGuyDan123: Im not playing this good luck guys hope you get rich mane
[+8] u/Mortgage5388: He is basically saying how long tariff and oil surge effect remains cont be predicted. Let the new guy care about it, i will see out my term
[+8] u/AideApprehensive7441: J Pow still the only adult in the room if you don’t like it it’s because you’re a fucking dipshit
[+8] u/potentialPast: companies aren't using more money to hire anymore, we're in such a broken system now. the tax incentives that let them pay nothing in taxes and the interest rates that are supposed to incentivize hiring not just pure r&d do nothing anymore
[+8] u/crochoice: Everyone’s saying puts so calls 😗
[+8] u/HolographicHeart: This is bullshit, I said 'thank you' so many fucking times.
[+8] u/YourCautionaryTale: Bulls frantically checking to see if those vacations they booked this morning are refundable.
So loudly bragging in PM, only to spend the rest of the day hiding and asking each other where the V is.
[+8] u/MagJack: aww taco gon be mad mad
[+7] u/Phandomtrigger: All these newgens or retards that dissing my glorious king J Pow should get flogged
[+7] u/moorhound: >Bloomberg: Pimco Steers Clear of ‘Pretty Bad’ Private Credit Loans on Sale
Oh shit, maybe that crazy spammer guy was onto something
[+7] u/diamond12923: Lmao jpow guessed the questions
[+6] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Labor markets sucks but we can’t get a rate cut this year because a certain someone decided that tariffs and war were a good idea
[+6] u/ZenithPrime: "committed to the 2% inflation" as they pause rates during increasing inflation
[+6] u/Q4shm0ney: end the meeting so this can dump
[+17] u/derprondo: This is literally Obama's fault for making fun of Mango Man at the white house press dinner.
[+10] u/Skylake1987: Who is ballsy enough to hold puts overnight?
[+9] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Aight switching from Bloomberg to Al Jazeera
[+9] u/Star_Lord924: I think I finally. finally fucking get it. The truth is...
**there is no spoon**
[+9] u/dunk4899: Two and a half more years of this shit
[+8] u/fenriswulfwsb: Save me Obi POW Kenobi, you're my only hope!
[+8] u/donfonz: JPOW for president 2028
[+8] u/WinnerEffective3102: The stock: +0.3% premarket. Me: ‘This is it. This is the breakout.’
[+8] u/thewiggen: This was so bearish it’s insane. 🥭 really fucked up any ability to project even a month out
[+8] u/lalyt93: JUST IN:
🥭 putting boots on the ground at the federal reserve
[+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: MSFT almost -20% ytd
[+7] u/No_Fig_7835: "The US Economy is doing pretty well"
LOLOLOLOLOL
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Powell: Tariffs fucked us because 🥭 is incapable of committing to anything and generally doesn’t know jack shit bout shit
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Up 600% on a few of my puts. Not selling though. This is personal
[+7] u/99_Dungeoneering: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Still seeing lots of calls being bought. Bulls will go down with the ship it seems. Farewell to you
[+6] u/warm-regard: I am gey bol offering up my anoos
[+6] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: You’re gonna regret not buying calls here.
[+5] u/Tall-Candidate3755: I don't know why I engage in these activities. I do not have the stomach for it.
[+5] u/AegonTheMeh: Trying everything to make sure gas prices stay high
Israel 🤝 Iran