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[+67] u/RemarkableVictory990: if you pay attention 🥭's lies are working less and less
[+55] u/Hussle-And-Motivate: damn, at least IDIOCRACY was funny , this shits just sad
[+50] u/BuckWildman01: Real panic will be next week. Oil prices are getting harder to manipulate down and its going to be obvious to everyone that Trump admin has no clue how to get the strait re-opened.
[+50] u/wildcat1055: "The only thing prohibiting transit in the Straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit, should Iran not do that" - Hegseth
We are living in a simulation and not a very good one.
[+49] u/wasifaiboply: 4:30PM: Boots on the ground.
🫡📉
[+38] u/vee1rot8: Boys. I think we’re fucked
[+38] u/e30jawn: Iran posting the missile with "pedophile vaccine" written on it is top tier shit talk.
[+35] u/smart_doge: Was in coma since October ‘25. How much gain did I miss?
[+34] u/Ble_h: Taco says 2026 is the start of his economy. Down 3% on SPY, GDP and job growth consistently revised down and oil at 100. Man is a fucking retard.
[+33] u/lessoninprogress: If I just inversed every trade I made this week I would literally be a millionaire. Now I’m broke.
[+31] u/WordsHappenedHere: Market looking a lot like 2022. Going to be a shit year. Constant rug pulls and bear market rally’s. News highs in 2027 when we get fresh leadership and vote these boomer fuckers out.
Get your asses out in November and vote. It’s the only way to send a message. Especially to 🥭and his bootlickers.
[+31] u/BadBoyBilbo: 🥭 *right* up until 8 PM tonight: “We will not be sending troops to engage in a land war in the Middle East.”
🥭 at 8:01 PM: “Boots on the ground.”
[+30] u/Boring_Activity3155: My ridiculously risky portfolio is not doing too great
[+29] u/AirwickS: Market is closed. Shit is it about to go down militarily.
[+29] u/Soffatjockis: This weekend gonna fucking suck.
Epstein Fury phase II
[+29] u/kemar7856: This restaurant is charging $6 for gravy are they on drugs
[+28] u/Gom_KBull: >**Reporter**: " Mr. President, you've said the war is quote 'very complete' but your defense secretary says 'this is just the beginning.' Which is it?"
>***🥭*****in chief**: "It could be both."
Ladies and gentleman, ***SCHRODINGER'S WAR.***
[+24] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Mfs now realizing US global hegemony was built around the U.S. being the chill guy in sunglasses and a suit who wanted everyone to make money, and only brought out cocaine at appropriate times at parties
Now we’re acting like a mean guy in a badly fitting suit who wants only themselves to make money and keeps pressuring people to do cocaine when they’re not interested
[+24] u/Doughnutpower: Well, I’m exhausted from this market. Time to watch some classic 90s movies to mentally escape. I’ll start with Clerks.
[+23] u/AegonTheMeh: > The deployment includes the USS Tripoli and its roughly 5,000 Marines and sailors. The ships are sailing from Japan and are expected to reach the region in about two weeks.
Two fucking weeks just to get there. Over soon, yeah ok
[+23] u/ihopethisworksfornow: The U.S. is seemingly preparing for a special forces raid on a reinforced underground tunnel facility housing enriched uranium that is located 700 miles inland in Iran.
This is the craziest shit. Do yall understand how crazy this is? This is literally like Tom Clancy novel shit.
[+22] u/edthechimp: Shorting oil on margin was in fact unwise
[+21] u/According-Page8618: how the fuck is vix red today
[+21] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: HAPPY FRIDAY STOP THINKING ABOUT THE MARKET
[+21] u/RemarkableVictory990: The Saudi Arabian Ministry of Defense has announced that they tracked and shot down an Iranian ballistic missile launched towards the Al-Kharj Governorate.
They're going for the pipelines lmao
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[+20] u/Cautious_Talk_1991: Can you really 🌮 out of a war?
[+20] u/AlarmedPelican: The private credit world has figured out a sneaky way to juice their profits using "funded reinsurance" in Bermuda. Basically, big asset managers buy up insurance companies, take people's annuity and pension money, and swap out safe government bonds for their own risky private loans.
By moving everything to Bermuda, they get to follow much looser rules and use tiny rating agencies that give their loans "investment grade" stickers even when they're actually high-risk. This lets them hold almost no backup cash, which is great for fees until something goes wrong and the whole system has to "recapture" those debts back onto U.S. books, potentially causing a total meltdown.
Have a good weekend degens.
[+20] u/cashflow_: I JUST WANNA SLAM CORONAS AND PATRONS ON A RESTAURANT OUTDOOR PATIO OVERLOOKING A CHESSBOARD WITH THE SMELL OF ROCK SHRIMP FRITTER APPETIZERS IN THE AIR
[+19] u/kazkeb: When you were partying, I studied the bear.
When you were having premarital sex, I mastered puts.
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated my inner retard.
And now that the world is on fire and the Iranians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
[+19] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: So why did US bomb the Iran again? To make the entire world mad with high gas prices?
[+19] u/illicit_FROG: It cannot be expressed in words, how stupid this war is.
[+18] u/BarbellPadawan: I just need to make 10k per trading day for the next three weeks and I’ll have made back my oil loss. I love revenge trading.
[+18] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Always in shambos never in lambos
[+18] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Fuck it, heading into the weekend shorting oil futures.
Also long IWM futures.
I’ll let you know how it goes on the other side.
[+18] u/ckami_91: #IRAN 🇮🇷 📈
#USA 🇺🇸📉
[+18] u/WonUpH: As a millennial I learnt the tricky part in these 4 weeks war is always the first 20 years
[+18] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: You know gas prices are ridiculous when the guy in the lifted truck isn’t revving his engine at Walmart during mating season
[+18] u/D1finalboss: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
[+18] u/DrElkSnout: Just remember, it gets worse before it gets worse. Have a great weekend!
[+17] u/No_Current3675: # ONE SIMPLY DOES NOT FUCK WIT JPOW.
[+17] u/WrexyWrex: okay we are fucked i get it.
[+17] u/yosark: So anyone else betting some crazy news happening during the weekend?
[+17] u/Deadsea3132: They are waiting to set a single footstep on Iran until market is fully closed 💀
[+17] u/WSB-mods-are-: Don't get me wrong, I think this whole drink menu is brilliant......but do you have one with the prices on it?
[+17] u/JohanLiebert92: On when the war with Iran might end:
🍊 replies: **"When I feel it, okay? I feel it in my bones"**
this cocksucker is unreal
[+17] u/Icommandyou: Still don’t know purpose of this war but it seems nobody cares what I think
[+17] u/unhappyreach_: Dame I'm getting reddit ads for signing my kid up for the military lol
[+17] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: Some of y'all Americans won't make it but that's a risk I'm willing to take. I will wear my baseball cap to your funeral
\- Mr Mango
[+16] u/Ble_h: Taco is learning why religious fruitcakes are impossible to win against.
[+16] u/smart_doge: Rate my draft uniform
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[+16] u/wildcat1055: "No, it's not a war, it's a conflict"
"No, it's not boots on the ground, we will be wearing sneakers"
[+16] u/penelope5674: I think casualty numbers are way higher
[+16] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Seems like Gyna may be over-thinking the approach to taking over Taiwan, based on recent examples of vibe warring.
[+16] u/J_da_CPA: Your supreme leader sending the kids to war
[+16] u/ckami_91: Bulls believe the war is over
LMFAOOOOO
[+16] u/xavras_wyzryn: Oh boy, if they put boots on the ground we’re rekt.
[+15] u/PositiveToe2761: “Full port options, What could go wrong?”- Warren Buffet
[+15] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Half of my port is cash I need VIX to open at 90 on Monday.
[+15] u/smart_doge: Doesn’t matter if you’re a bol or a Ber.
At the end of the day, mods are gae.
[+15] u/cashflow_: REMY ROLLING AROUND
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[+15] u/lancebmanly: Let me put the pieces together for y'all. U.S. mobilization of \~5000 amphibious troops is a plan to seize Iran's main oil export terminal on Kharg island. Then U.S. will try to trade it back to Iran for opening the strait.
Will that plan work? No idea.
[+15] u/smart_doge: “Now that the market is closed, let’s work”
\- those in the WH
[+15] u/sloanemonroe: Pretty soon he’ll be blaming NATO for not opening the strait.
[+15] u/Colloquial: Hey guys can we please turn down the politics, it has nothing to do with what we're seeing happen to markets. 🤡
[+15] u/MrNewking: We eating Ramen tonight boys
[+14] u/Fit_Combination6988: Bulls not gonna be resting this weekend yikes
[+14] u/Fineous40: Have we considered space based oil refineries?
[+14] u/PompeiiSketches: "I vote with my pocketbook" LMAO bout to be a pocketpamphlet
[+14] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/uu1p1dvqgvog1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304865a16c5fe5cef5bc7b933869ba628d26f3a5
[+14] u/Nanas_700k: Weekly update: Pam Bondi screaming about the Dow being at 50,000 on the day of its exact top. Still has never been back.
[+14] u/trumpdiego: ##Did you guys spend your $22 in $2 bills today?
[+14] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: If everyone withdrew their money from blackstone they'd probably have to sell a bunch of single family homes at a loss 😇🪽
[+14] u/Basis_404_: Bulls:
- ~~SPY 700 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 690 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 680 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 670 get wrecked bears!~~
- SPY 665 get wrecked bears!
[+13] u/Interpersonal: Markets were recovering until the news about sending troops to the Middle East dropped.
[+13] u/Mountain-Steak-544: Green Monday bc they think it’ll be red, red the rest of the week, big red Friday, green Monday bc they think it’ll be red. Repeat cycle until spy is drained to 0
[+13] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: I just realized this sub is bunch of multi millionaire gambling addict crack heads ! we all need a therapist on weekends
[+13] u/AfraidAnalyst: Mango is like AI, he hallucinates things, like the war is almost complete.
Perhaps he was mentioning a different war is almost over? Who knows, he sure as fuck doesn’t
[+13] u/Autistic-Bot: FINALLY. The U.S. Dollar is now worth $1.
Let’s go!!
[+13] u/pmotiveforce: Hmm.. what stage of democracy is it where the regime posts threatening pictures of journalists it doesn't like?
[+13] u/penelope5674: 5000 marines going to the Middle East. Ground forces when? Will market pump on ground operations?
[+13] u/TX_Fan: Thought markets were supposed to go on a bull run during/after war. Still fucking waiting
[+12] u/cashflow_: 663 MARK OF THE BEAST
[+12] u/RemarkableVictory990: Dubai physical crude(phys swaps) in the region $140 futes $100 lmao not manipulated at all
[](https://x.com/Rory_Johnston/status/2032476561845166454/photo/1)
[+12] u/Fit_Service8662: Massive relief rally on Monday when nothing happens over the weekend
[+12] u/Soffatjockis: I'm so fucking tired of this bs and we got at least three more years of this untradable market mess.
Fml
[+12] u/StandardDot5115: My Strait of Anooz is open for business
[+12] u/InvincibleRoman: what ground invasion, Iran has a 1 million army....
[+12] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: This war that we've already won but we have to keep fighting reminds me of when you bust a nut but she keeps sucking
[+12] u/Beagle001: Jeez. Oil ain’t messing around after the bell.
[+11] u/Tay_Tay86: Military sending marines and another ship to Iran. I bet we will be invading the strait of Hormuz.
My worry: the Iranians are laying in wait and there will be loss of life.
Worst case bay of pigs 2.0 and a slaughter
[+11] u/Mr-Bonnet: THIS ISNT ENDING OVER THE WEEKEND
[+11] u/BuckWildman01: Oil is going to de-couple from its futures contracts with this manipulation.
No idea what happens after that lol.
[+11] u/BrokeDickRizz: We either open at 650 or 680 and no in between
[+11] u/Independent_Drop4317: Thanks to the hedge puts this morning, I managed to keep my bleeding portfolio green somehow. Somewhat anxious for next week.
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[+11] u/StopLossOptional: For everyone who wiped their accounts today, you can still join the military! The pay sucks and the food sucks and the leadership sucks but you’ll get to see the world (the Middle East)!
[+11] u/McKoijion: > AUTO GROUPS URGE TRUMP ADMIN. TO KEEP CHINA CARMAKERS OUT OF US
I know it's the 1970s oil crisis, but please Mr. President, protect our gas guzzling muscle cars from fuel efficient Japanese imports.
[+11] u/ReconnaisX: suicide hotline still hasn't been posted yet. bearish
[+11] u/PropheticMurmurs: Sweet now we're back to September 18th levels.
So what the fuck was the point of the last 6 months?
[+11] u/Tim-in-Idaho: Bad news is I'm back to where I started on January 1st. The good news is I still beat the YTD Dow Jones Average performance 🤔
[+11] u/pineapplekiwipen: what has israel ever done for us except tank out markets
[+11] u/Internal_Field5970: Nobody gives a fuck about the Kennedy Center
[+11] u/broke_person: GROUND INVASION.
BULLS WE ARE FKED
[+11] u/smart_doge: If the market dumps on Monday, “bro it’s because of the oil”.
If the market pumps on Monday, “bro its because of the boots”.
[+10] u/Crazy_Donkies: I'm going to ask my wife to dress up as MU stock tonight.
[+10] u/log1ck1717: Mag 7 in correction territory now.
[+10] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Until we see liberation lows.. these are nothing burger.. dump and pump for ants.
[+10] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Fentanyl is down to zero in the strait
[+10] u/Fast-Steak-7730: why do i get anxiety when im in profit but none when im in the red
[+10] u/callsonreddit: US sending 5,000 marines and sailors to support war efforts in Middle East
[https://news.sky.com/video/us-sending-5-000-marines-and-sailors-to-support-war-efforts-in-middle-east-13519368](https://news.sky.com/video/us-sending-5-000-marines-and-sailors-to-support-war-efforts-in-middle-east-13519368)
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Very excited for oil futures to hit $250 and Nasdaq opens -11% Sunday night after they up it from 2500 soldiers to 450,000 soldiers
[+10] u/Frank_Von_Tittyfuck: y’all got weekend baited lmfaoooooo
[+10] u/housemoneyrocketship: Well, at least the war is almost over
[+10] u/Fhyzikz: "The stocks are down"
A Year In Review 12/31/2026
[+10] u/smart_doge: Being able to bet on war in prediction markets is the lowest levels of morality anyone can get to.
Seriously! Those turds need to be flushed out
[+10] u/RjBloxks: So who actually held all day and made 400%+ on puts?
[+10] u/2000_Defender_90_PNW: SPY is down 3.47% YTD. Thanks Obama.
[+10] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Oil rippin too hard, maybe I should fill up
[+10] u/Artemaker: There's gonna be a crazy post by mango soon, I can feel it in my pants
[+10] u/cloudsofgrey: ARE WE TIRED OF ALL THIS WINNING? S&P JUST HIT NEW LOW FOR THE YEAR.
[+10] u/Sweg_OG: orange man is netenyahus dog
[+9] u/soad1331: Cashed in some nice tendies. Loaded up on shares. No open option positions. Gonna have a stress-free weekend. Also, today is my birthday! Have a great one everyone.
[+9] u/MrNewking: Imagine holding puts over the weekend 😅
[+9] u/Cav829: If we're going to reset the stock market to September, can we reset the entire world as well?
[+9] u/Me-Regarded: Welp, pencils down. Bols that went long, we pray for weekend resolution or ships start moving. If that happens ber fuk. If no movement...bols fuk. Let the games begin
[+9] u/IXI_Bman: Realistically speaking Spy should be under 600 right now. Actually it should be under 500. The world is probably in the worst state its been since ww2 and your buying fucking calls? LMAO
[+9] u/svpa3991: Suicide hotline mods post next week will lead callers straight into US army enlistment services lmao
[+9] u/KeyEmu7694: Market closed. Where’s the Iran ground invasion announcement? We are ready mr. President
[+9] u/VeryMercurial: I would rather have a big ass -3% day instead of these small ass red days over a week. Death by gun vs death by a thousand cuts 😭
[+9] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Anyone know where I can 15x my money
[+9] u/Jon472: right in the hormussy
[+9] u/jraiv420: So 🥭 will crash the markets every spring lame
[+9] u/Rare-ish_Birb: US staying away from bombing Kharge Island directly, because that would be a...wait for it....declaration of war. 😂
SPY 660c 04/02
[+9] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: #lmfao bols wtf happened hahahhahahhahahhahhahhaaaa suckers
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: I put $20 in the gas station slots. I didnt win there either but it didnt hurt as bad.
[+9] u/lessoninprogress: Bought puts in the beginning of the week. Got rocked. Switched to calls past 2 days. Got fucked.
[+9] u/RelationshipShort460: i dont see any path for the war ending outside iran magically capitulating. red dildos for all of you
[+9] u/rixxxand: Born too soon to deploy to the Middle East, born too late to deploy to the Middle East, born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.
[+9] u/jamieperkins9999: Y'know how everyone complains about missing the pumps until its too late:
I hear no mention of metal miners, they've had a great pullback this week for a solid entey. Get in before the pump.
[+9] u/Abe2025: Easy calls on your mom
[+9] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Bears we are so back
[+9] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Iran will not be truly free until its women are allowed to make OF content
[+9] u/shakazuluwithanoodle: funny how nobody is worried about North Korea.
6 years ago they were all the doomsday rage
[+9] u/Andromeda-3: I need Kate Spade to go bankrupt. I can’t take another Ice Spice commercial
[+9] u/housemoneyrocketship: War will be over by Monday
[+9] u/ChampagnePapi-: You know what i’ve been thinking, whys a dollar worth one dollar, what if the government made one dollar worth two dollars and we would all double our money
[+9] u/Competitive_Ride: Can’t even afford a mental breakdown in this economy
[+9] u/UnknownM007: Quick 15 min oil pump to 100?
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Puts on dubai
Where will all influencers and Russians go now?
[+9] u/WrexyWrex: when i say "fucked" you say "we are", fucked!
[+9] u/Gristle__McThornbody: All wars are stupid let's not act like your favorite team doesn't war monger but this one has to be the stupidest of all.
[+9] u/Pleasant_Reason_5329: As soon as trump started glazing the dow at 50k and people started making jokes, that shit dumped hardd.
[+9] u/smart_doge: Copium Bols rn
^(zoom out)
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[+9] u/14BrewMan: No suicide hotline? tf
[+9] u/Imaginary_Tear_2328: Man- made $3,000 today
Could have so easily made $10,000
[+9] u/Bitter-Heat-8767: If iran had to bomb a state and you got to choose which one, why did you choose Florida?
[+8] u/cripky: i bought one protective 0DTE put for monday 🧠
[+8] u/mrsweettreats: Recruiter just called and offered to take me out for 🦞
[+8] u/Crazy_Donkies: WSB pumping random tickers > WSB bull vs bear BS.
[+8] u/YourCautionaryTale: Bols thought, but bers really ***knew***
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: How will the US be able to pump AI and fund an endless war at the same time?
They have been fucking around and are about to find out...
[+8] u/ai___________: The single fact that Iran is selling visa for the strait is the reason why this won’t get de-escalated
[+8] u/ChampagnePapi-: Zharg island takeover d-day style is actually quite bullish
[+8] u/cashflow_: Might just buy one of those new cheap Apple laptops to keep it in the living room five hundred is a good deal. The Mac mini I bought for around the same price works great too
This has been a cashflow update on his Apple device situation
[+8] u/donkeybray: It's the weekend, your money in the market is under custody, control button will be magically returned to you on Monday.
[+8] u/VeryMercurial: We really had a shrek candle Monday just for it to bleed and close below Monday’s open. Amazing.
[+8] u/aletrn: Did I hold puts over the weekend?✅
Market gonna rally Monday? Absolutely.
[+8] u/Ill-Expression1737: up almost 4k just flipping puts for 100-200 profit each time ..
holding some spy 461p over weekend
[+8] u/poorat8686: Can you believe I started down 20% peaked 20% up and ended fucking even?
My gun came in tho keltec rdb it’s so cool
[+8] u/Shoddy_Ad897: War in Cuba postponed.
[+8] u/tinydisaster: It took less than two weeks. But russian oil was the sign. 🥭 and no bibi are no longer in control over the war.
The oil analysts were right. Week 3 we see troops on ships to go force the strait back open.
[+8] u/Fineous40: I am old enough to remember when Pokimane caused the 2020 crash
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Imagine talking about the markets 30 min after close going into the weekend
[+8] u/SeliciousSedicious: I thought that mango cared about the little guy’s portfolio tho… 🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/nico87ca: QUICK.
SHOULD I HOLD CRUDE OVER THE WEEKEND?
ANYONE WORKING IN THE WHITE HOUSE CAN TELL ME IF HES ABOUT TO PIVOT TO ANOTHER SHINNY THING?
I NEED TO RENOVATE THE KITCHEN. I NEED SOME CASH
[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: Time for my haircut. Gonna look extra handsome today
🙂👍
[+8] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Spongebob big guy pants okay 🆗
[+8] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: she's a 10 but she ordered unplanned military strikes on a major oil exporter in the Middle East
[+8] u/fungoodtrade: marines supported by drones... this is gonna be wild.
[+8] u/pootenanner: Gas in my area up 30 cents per day since the start of this fiasco. How will the poors manage
[+8] u/smart_doge: Bay Area is Silicon Valley
Los Angeles is Silicone Valley
[+8] u/McKoijion: War is supposed to teach Americans geography, but most people here don't still know that Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan are all right next to each other.
[+8] u/cashflow_: My 🅱️🅱️ is just so big I can’t take it anymore
[+8] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: actually tired of winning ;(
[+8] u/smart_doge: I dont like to show off, but I have beaten u/cashflow_ on the daily karma leaderboard by a margin
[+8] u/aftherith: As a result of my financial decisions I am now a communist my dear comrades.
[+7] u/sxiom: *Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.*
[+7] u/jraiv420: Monday will be BLACKED
[+7] u/cashflow_: I AM THE GREATEST SHITPOSTER TO HAVE EVER LIVED
[+7] u/smart_doge: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡶⠯⠽⡛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠸⠃⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢋⣤⣶⣶⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣮⣙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡓⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣷⣽⣿⢟⣭⣝⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⠟⢀⣼⣿⣿⠋⠙⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⢬⣵⣿⣿⣿⣛⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿ ⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡘⢿⣿ ⢸⣷⡄⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣹⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡈⣿ ⣆⢿⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸ ⣿⣷⣯⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣴⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⢦⡰⣿⠿⣣⣿⢟⣵⣿⡿⠟⠛⠉⠀⢀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⡛⠿⠟⢛⠁⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣷⣝⠿⠿⠿⠟⣡⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣀⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿
Missed me?
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[+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: Can we have bill ackman on cnbc saying hell is coming please? That was pure theatre
[+7] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Do puppies and their moms remember each other, even years later, if they were separated at 6 weeks?
[+7] u/ConsiderationKey1658: About to go hard on some $3 lo mein
[+7] u/throwawaydonaldinho: What if we just pump some water to the strait and make it wider?
[+7] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Holy fucking shiiiiiiiiit
[+7] u/AvocadoPurees: Dates ideas reduced to hiking only with water collected at the falls and protein bars in the car 😔
[+7] u/Unemployable1593: $6 Beer/Shot combo
that’s a good deal in any economy
[+7] u/SergeantThreat: Hey guys, that movie The Big Short is fiction right? Something like that couldn’t happen in real life, right?
[+7] u/Just_Learned_This: I can't believe you retards were buying calls today
[+7] u/Vihurah: Im getting tired of winning
[+7] u/abused-throwawayy: tfw my brokerage account has $40 left because I took the “straight of hormuz closing would destroy the world economy” meme seriously for years
🔫
[+7] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Gonna double down on my calls each day until I either see green or run out of money.
I mean, it’s only money right?
And as FED chair, I can always print more 😎
[+7] u/Romanian_: 6 months flat and counting
[+7] u/SlickyTrader: Hmmm everybody expects Monday crash so we will be BIGLY green
[+7] u/GamermanRPGKing: Am I an idiot for thinking China can just turbo fuck the US economy by attacking Taiwan? With the cluster fuck in Iran and mango pulling troops from the Pacific to the middle east, there's less resilience. And with how much GDP "growth" last year was AI based and data centers, no chips means no data centers, means economic growth basically hits zero over night. That's without getting into how high RAM and GPUs are, and how memory and shipping costs are likely rising too. Consumer economy go boom boom.
[+7] u/Standard_Tea8250: let me unload my HOOD bags and I promise I will never trade again
[+7] u/jarkon-anderslammer: Does anyone want to go snorkel in the strait of hormuz? I've heard boat traffic has dropped off considerably.
[+7] u/Sick0h: Market repricing to P/E of 7 and we’re bringing back horse drawn carriages due to oil shortage. Back to the great days of America.
[+7] u/sharkenleo: Kinda feels like this is the weekend we get a crazy announcement leading to a massive Monday rally.
[+7] u/severed02: It was simply the Straight of Muz before my ex visited it
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: 5000 marines and sailors is a fucking lot homie.
Its mostly gonna be sailors.
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Blackstone is a piñata and if they *pop* cheap homes fall out 🪅🍢🏠🏠🏠
[+7] u/nolanjp: Is this the start of the next lost decade?
[+7] u/HDauthentic: Be honest who said SPY 700 EOW, I know I saw that shit on Monday 🤣 bozos actually believe the mango man
[+7] u/CPA-hole: Time to motorboat some giant titties
[+7] u/OSRSkarma: We are running out of acronyms… what happens when we do?
What if we get a financial crisis bigger than the GFC in 2008?
We can’t call it the ultimate financial crisis… that would just be UFC..
Why is noone worried about this?
[+7] u/Vegetable-Crazy: U.S. and Iran, you are at war, aim your fucking missile at each other, not at my portfolio.
[+7] u/financiallythriving: 401k has turned red YTD cratering from a +11% YTD just 2 weeks ago
It’s over
[+7] u/callsonreddit: I feel like it’s harder to trade now than tariff times
Stocks are choppier. Tariffs made everything red and bled
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: now the real movements begin
[+7] u/SunriseSurprise: VIX somehow not up on a day it moved 1.5% down intraday is interesting.
[+7] u/SquirtleStomp: Yo things are crazy rn but have you been on a bike ride on a beautiful day with good music lately? Im dopaminemaxxing and vitamin d mogging the panicoids
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Remember when influencers told everyone to buy GLD at open after Trump striked Iran. lol
[+7] u/Abe2025: Always does.. you must be new
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: At that point, the trade outcome basically becomes:
win → portfolio jumps a lot
lose → most of the account disappears
That’s essentially all-in gambling, not portfolio management.
[+6] u/ChampagnePapi-: Backshots! Free backshots! Get your backshots here
[+6] u/ShopWhileHungry: holding over the weekend guys, hopefully peace by Monday 🙏
[+6] u/delicious_oppai: Thank you bols for the snack
[+6] u/newtoeso: Godspeed. Left my Oil and nat gas positions open through weekend.
Now I’m in Orange’s and IRGC’s hand
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Markets stop being shit when 🥭 announces a trade deal with Yugoslavia
[+6] u/2AMTrader: Image this, but for 8 more months!
[+6] u/bluen: Market loves 666 because it's so divisible
[+6] u/Lcc30: Day 11,824 still no Lamborghini
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: but the dow was at 50000!!!
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: USO 120s were a printing machine today.
[+6] u/RemarkableVictory990: Completely natural that oil immediately jumps 80 cents was definitely not being supressed!
[+6] u/StopLossOptional: Seems Weird to me they didn’t already have a MEU there. Maybe all you doomers are right and shits actually fucked.
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: 🥭 you fat POS, tweet some good news shit lmao
[+6] u/Space__Pirate: Guys I goof'd again.
[+6] u/AvocadoPurees: 2500 marines to the ME, AP reported. How many peeps are going to die just because of like 3 dudes in these past few years 😮💨
[+6] u/colinr813: Let’s talk about the DOW
THE DOW IS OVER 46,000
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING YOU’RE A GREAT STOCK TRADER
[+6] u/justarandumthrowaway: Yo Jay p whys it so fucking windy out? Look into fixing that that thx
[+6] u/YourCautionaryTale: I wonder if the crypto decline could be traced to the onslaught of legal sports gambling and predictions.
Seems like the venn diagram there has to be an O
[+6] u/_lueless: This reminds of the time they closed the Valley of Sugondeez
[+6] u/sirkarmalots: down another 2%, what a great start to a year
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m gonna go get some Mexican food and a marg before ICE and 🥭 take what little we have left to enjoy in this country away lol
[+6] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: I messed up last April. This time. I'm going to be smart. I'm going to buy every single dip for the rest of the year as we sink into the abyss. I modified my own rule #2 so Instead of using up to 10% margin, I'm just going to force my two chosen assets at a certain dollar amount, hold the line, by deploying USFR. If IBIT and VT sink 50% each, then I will be max deployed. Right now, a huge chunk dunked into IBIT, but this is exciting!
[+6] u/WallofNarwhal: I’ve been slowly DCAing back in with these dips, but now I’m getting scared. Oof
[+6] u/Life-Has-Been-Peachy: AMD, RCAT, LLY 1 month calls 🤑🤑🤑
[+6] u/cryptopolymath: One Truth Social post from the toilet seat and your Calls are toast
[+6] u/B2BContinuum: Mom, can we grab some SPY on the way home?
No we have plenty of SPY at home.
SPY at home, 662
[+6] u/ThaddeusJP: Down 16% since Jan 1.
[+6] u/pigeon_shit: Weekends are fake and gay
[+6] u/justarandumthrowaway: Kim Jung un made a smart move w 🥭 dude is just chilling while the other despots get picked up
[+6] u/ckami_91: Bull: 🤡☠️🤡
Bear: 🐻💸🚀
[+6] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: Small price to pay to keep Israel happy guys
[+6] u/decjr06: Can't wait to see another massive crude oil spike after a weekend of shenanigans in the middle east. crude futes probably gonna open at 120 Sunday 😂
[+6] u/smart_doge: The mouths behind the dumpsters feel different from usual this weekend
[+6] u/NomSaneMan: Anyone else been job hunting recently?🧐
[+6] u/ProfessionalTip9457: The war is almost over…. Right guys? Right?
[+6] u/jer72981m: I’m pushing out retirement to 80. That way I can make more mistakes
[+6] u/FreddyKruger69: Got greedy today my puts paid off sold them n bought calls thinking it was going to bounce back but got destroyed smh o well hopefully i learn.
[+6] u/Aggravating_Mix_5737: How many hours of work did you loose in the market today
[+6] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: Can I please have a small loan of $1M USD?
[+6] u/RemarkableVictory990: You are a coward if you fully closed your long oil positions because of the weekend
[+6] u/FastCar_5: At this point it's a fucking moral dilemma assuming long positions in US markets, the war is gradually becoming more messy and these narcissists don't give fuks abt anything, dropping markets is the only thing that can maybe stop this.
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: Hmm.. On the one hand I expect this to continue dumping, possibly very low over the next 3-4 months.
On the other, retard strength and fraud. I think I will very slowly start DCAing into VOO again in my 401k. Just the tip.
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: Feeling like Jin Yang building new everything with AI
[+6] u/BuckWildman01: So if the US treasury is manipulating Oil futures by selling a ton of futures contracts for cheap. I assume that means traders will be able to buy up those futures contracts let them mature, recieve the physical oil and sell it for much more than the contract?
The US government will have to go out an buy oil for a huge price and then sell it for a massive lose. Or get it from the SPR.
I think that would raise oil and gas prices even more since Oil producers know the US government is on the hook for providing all that oil and can take advantage of it.
[+6] u/MrNewking: I miss those comment emojis that they took away.
[+6] u/PinealTone: Why the fuck do we even need special forces marines on the ground.
Pete just mentioned everything is fine, we contradicting the war minister now???
[+6] u/veggieroll1up: 🅱️essent crying softly in his pillow tonight after failing to short oil futures this week
[+6] u/bearhunter429: >Court quashes Justice Department subpoenas against Fed Chair Powell - report
#LMAO🤌
[+6] u/mrpotatoed: Uso to 130 by Monday
[+6] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Was boots on the ground priced in?
[+6] u/2AMTrader: Market closed, commence carpet bombing
[+6] u/unpaid-astroturfer: General Andrew Jackson, the Brits have reached the Mississipi! They're raiding us! What's our next move?
"Hey man, relax. We'll see what happens. Don't worry about it."
[+6] u/Sidney_Godsby: Checking in on u/mentalweapons
Is the war [over](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/BU5grJKn9C) yet, son?
[+6] u/Killersax: This ain’t ending until we all broke af and can’t afford shit
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: He talks nonstop .. it's lost any meaning
[+5] u/AideApprehensive7441: Remember when Pete said fuck around and find out ?
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Everyone knows you don't buy puts on Friday, Monday pumps for the dumbest reasons .. puts have never worked out on Mondays.
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I'm on a strict diet of gummy bears and kale.
[+5] u/BuckWildman01: Cant wait for those Sunday night oil futures.
[+5] u/JoyLimbPrivateHldgs: Subpenis squashed according to cmbc
[+5] u/tandoori_taco_cat: I'm sure it will be a quiet weekend
[+5] u/aporter0131: Big green Monday? Anyone?
[+5] u/Medium-Wolf-384: My accounts have be wiped clean….
[+5] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: I've had a wonderful day. Unfortunately, this wasn't it.
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: These last 2 weeks have been a hell of century
[+5] u/Waverun: Time for another $20 swing next week to only be back at $660 by end of week
[+5] u/Axonum: SNDK really went from 480 on Monday to 670 today wtf
[+5] u/Soladification: Spy is going to be bigly green on Monday, this is the way
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: There’s nothing strait about Hormuz
[+5] u/Thin-Way-6406: I like how SMCI has come completely unscathed out of the Iran conflict, and its the only one I had puts on.
[+5] u/jraiv420: 🥭 better pray it doesn't end like the Bay of Pigs
[+5] u/ShopWhileHungry: they're sending in the space Marines 💪
[+5] u/KaotikRush0198: Funny how gold and silver now move with SPY. Too many retail investors got into it, so it's easy money to short it lmao
[+5] u/SergeantThreat: Here’s why a land invasion this weekend will cause spy to be up 1.5% Monday:
[+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Not holding any puts over the weekend cause I chickened out but did convert all my cash to SPXU shares just in case.
[+5] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Never go full retard
[+5] u/modder9: IRGC probably excited at the idea of getting some licks back at those 2500 marines. Call it T-Day.
[+5] u/Daveonaltair4: Gooners on the ground
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Perhaps we all fooked and we dont know it yet ?
[+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: HOLY SHITTT META IS AT 612 ? IT WAS 660 last week 🤯
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: someone should tell Bessent to average up on his short 🤭
[+5] u/RemarkableVictory990: Atleast this war will lead to an influx of hot Iranian women
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: Cash gang until election
[+5] u/wa_2050: I feel like Mango believes if he says the straight is open and the economy is good over and over people will believe it.
But the Dow being below 50k shows that isn’t the case.
[+5] u/ecoburner87: USD/DXY blasting through resistance(s) and we're back at May 2025 dollar strength
[+5] u/colinr813: Pam Bondi Dow 50k was the top on Dow to the exact day
Trump SnP 7k truth was the top on SnP to the exact day
[+5] u/pootenanner: So how the bols feeling lmao
[+5] u/TheWokenessInjector: Serious question: What cards does Trump still have to lower oil? He already used the reserves and allowing Russia trade. He cannot conquer Iran.
How does this NOT end with the dxy and oil skyrocketing? Which will cause a ass-gaping depression in the stock market. Honestly, talk me out of panic selling cause I'm feeling it fr
[+5] u/JellyfishLarge3794: Iran GDP: $300 B
and SPY has lost $2.75T from top
world need to see this brutality on bulls
[+5] u/colinr813: I thought OpenAI ipo would be the top of this 16 year bull run but clearly not lmao
[+5] u/Boheed: be chill when others are horny, and be horny when others are chill
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: u/Cashflow_ smells like mildew
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: She's a 7, but she has a hairy ass
[+5] u/Impressive_Thing_299: msft you fucking fuck
[+5] u/mamamiaaaaaa: pencils down for pajama traders!
[+5] u/CardiologistEqual336: I’ve heard enough send Isreal another 100 billion
[+5] u/Slabbed1738: Spy only up 20% on the 1yr. We must be close to the bottom, right?
[+5] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: BREAK NEWS: NUCLEAR BOMB ON EPSTEIN ISLAND
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: Whooo boy, my calls are all a few months out...but more days like this and I may be fucked to a fairly irreparable degree
[+5] u/throwawaydonaldinho: I heard boots, calls on Timberland?
[+5] u/killainvest: Shit I’m holding that for next week
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: They will never take it. It isnt the point. The point is that oil prices go up and US has oil
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Reduce Reuse Recycle
[+5] u/TheGoochieGoo: Thanks for letting us know after close
[+5] u/Thotmas01: One of the tards here is going to short oil at the peak then dump it all into leaps. It’ll be glorious.
[+21] u/legible_print: Anytime I watch Hegseth I think about all the jobs I’ve had and how fucking stupid it was to have worked so hard
[+21] u/brock2063: Last year I was an expert Ai Semiconductors
Last month I was an expert on SaaS companies.
Last week I was an expert on Middle East oil shipping lanes.
This week I'm an expert on the effectiveness of underwater mines.
[+20] u/Heineken_500ml: Fuck. Blew up my account. 8K gone FML
[+15] u/Locke_____Lamora: Calls on oil. Puts on affordability.
[+15] u/UndergroundHQ6: Fuck I should’ve filled my gas tank today lmao
[+14] u/skychief99: The Pentagon is redeploying the USS Tripoli amphibious assault ship to the Middle East with 5,000 Marines. Going to take two weeks to get there so they'll have plenty of time to lace up those boots.
[+13] u/Thebaxxxx: For some of us 10k is a lot of money
[+13] u/EducationalCicada: This is gonna get worse before it gets even worse.
[+13] u/Retaining-Wall: Short term pain for long-term agony.
[+13] u/Locke_____Lamora: Im doing that gen z thing called bed rotting because I lost so much money this week. Ill make it all back if USO hits 135 next week.
[+13] u/gabrielmmk: We still have Tariffs and now war how is the market not at April 2025 levels 😂
[+13] u/PushAble2463: Going to bed, but fear not; I will keep monitoring the situation from there
[+13] u/wrongrobertpatrick: The dystopia we wanted:
Minority Report
Demolition Man
The dystopia we got:
Children of Men
The Running Man
[+13] u/KittyLover-7: Me personally? I’m blaming bibi for this upcoming recession, he led us into this
[+12] u/NazgulSandwich: Wheat and corn futures. I’m hedging my sandwiches
[+10] u/NonsensicalWorries: My portfolio was promised to the hedge funds 3000 years ago
[+10] u/DragonFruit-_-777: “This is just the start, most people have NO IDEA what is coming…” twitter gurus are so cringe
[+10] u/FxSpecter: Ok but no joke. How do I tell my wife that I lost 8k from my line of credit this week?
[+9] u/SomePolack: Guys is it bullish if you can’t publicly verify your prime minister is alive?
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: I wonder is being a Uber driver even worth it rn with the gas prices. Like i heard it was pretty shit before anyways
[+9] u/Fineous400: You are absolutely delusional
[+8] u/SomePolack: Resting peacefully on a Friday afternoon knowing I’ve been speaking out against 🥭 for 10 FUCKING YEARS
SPY 650p for Monday
[+8] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: I think trump will order a ground operation this weekend
[+8] u/fighterpilot248: 🥭 WiLl Be GoOd FoR tHe MarKeT
🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/zestykite: feel good about selling most of my calls before the weekend.
[+8] u/ConstantAd1: Some of you are holding calls over the weekend and it shows
[+8] u/JaraxxusPS4: Troop deployment is all but inevitable
[+8] u/Retaining-Wall: Jokes aside, I think Bessent was rattled because 🥭 probably had a conniption fit at him for something. And it probably wasn't even a valid reason to pull the guy out of his interview.
[+8] u/RareEurf: U.S. COMMERCE DEPARTMENT WITHDRAWS PLANNED RULE ON AI CHIP EXPORTS -- GOVERNMENT WEBSITE
1)What.
[+8] u/Savings_Refuse_5922: skipped the markets today and ended up $21k on Roulette, I'm a financial genius.
[+8] u/lumbagel: I think this situation may be Un-TACOable - I mean sure, the market would pop like 4% if 🥭 announced “total victory” and we pulled out, but if Iran just says fuck you and keeps the straight closed and keeps bombing motherfuckers anyway - then we’re in big big trouble.
[+8] u/legible_print: Anytime I see Bessent on tv I don’t even turn the volume up because I know he’s just lying his ass off
[+8] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Hilarious ppl are playing games in USO on such low volume and liquidity with the futures market closed. It’s truly nonsense
[+7] u/Rosebunse: Are you saying 'boo' or 'Boo-urns?
[+7] u/CheekyPooh: Post your checking acct balance. I'll go first:
$1.90
[+7] u/Every_Recover_1766: Guys my extensive combat experience in roblox Navy Simulator tells me that this is going to be a protracted event with no clear winner
[+7] u/Retaining-Wall: https://preview.redd.it/xtenvrcepvog1.png?width=987&format=png&auto=webp&s=f69e54df569b1ca4e0d8413082956c8e2e355f00
[+7] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: today is day 7 no Zyn. anxiety gone and HR is lower, feel kinda bored tbh
[+7] u/Few-Frosting-4213: My "boots on ground over the weekend" meter is going haywire. I know it's not the most snappy name but I am working on it okay.
[+7] u/After_Working_6499: Loaded with USO calls and SPY puts, need 🥭 to shit himself over the weekend
[+6] u/Common_Ad_3059: All economic decisions happen on a weekend by 🥭
[+6] u/NlNJANEER: Can we just take a second to appreciate that SPY is back to SEPTEMBER price levels
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: Look, there's no depression. It's just a Global Financial Feeling-a-Bit-Off.
[+6] u/Marcostbo: We are definetly on a down trend
[+6] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: inb4 🥭 imposes new tariffs on any country that's not dropping bombs and missiles on Iran.
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: I've gone and subscribed to a bunch of those alpha male podcasts, I think it'll be good for me
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Putrid_Date_5867 made a bet that SPY would go to 688.0 within **1 day** when it was 666.82 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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[+6] u/studybreak15: When all of this cools down there will be a time the play is to short $USO, correct?
[+6] u/RareEurf: !banbet 0-8 incoming 🥶
[+6] u/Buildsoc: Most people here have never traded a bear market, and have no idea how to. They will remain exit liquidity for the big guys. Which is nice. For them
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: Maybe the Iran war is the friends we made along the way
[+6] u/31andnotdone: had an amazing day but overtraded myself down to just a great day
[+6] u/A55BAG: SPR open, Russia sanctions removed, Bessent trading oil futures. Nothing can stop the oil! 😅
[+6] u/ebitdasga: Any retard knew that was the first, second and third priority from the start of the war but this admin had zero fucking plan so I don’t even know
[+5] u/mugirawraw: I gotta stop caring about daily movement when my calls are 6 months out
[+5] u/xzvq: any chance USO drops under 100 by next week?
[+5] u/infinitewaters107: It’s actually become more predictable than ever to trade qqq in a kangaroo market like this.
It’s been in the same compression range for 6-7 months now. Bottoms out at 580-590 and tops out a few weeks later in the 620-630 range. It’s been doing this monthly since September.
We’ll probably stay sideways for the remainder of the year anyways. Just food for thought.
[+5] u/vazgriz: Spy went from 666 to 661 on Friday the 13th
What's the technical analysis term for this?
[+5] u/SomePolack: Down $10k in two weeks when does this war start being good for the market?
[+5] u/Fineous400: Reddit ban AI is complete shit
[+5] u/Tiny-Bag5054: In another timeline the kids are all using vine instead of TikTok and mitt Romney was our greatest president
[+5] u/SaveTheAles: What's the polymarket saying about boots on the ground? Barron put a big bet in right before it happens so watch it.
[+5] u/snspro: OIL, HUMMUS N MINES BEST STOCKS TO BUY RN
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Reasonable_Cow3667 made a bet that SPY would go to 675.0 within **21 hours** when it was 666.441 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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[+5] u/AGeneralRelativity: We need to retire the word congress. I mean it’s like it never existed
[+5] u/wright_on_: bought puts and GLD today... wtf happened to me....
[+5] u/dontslambro: Enjoy you’re weekend
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Lost 10 years of my life today and I got nothing for it. Fucking sad.
[+5] u/MaresATX: You know there will be a rally in the next week or two that will bring it back to where it was before it swan dives back down
[+5] u/UnexpectedCat6: Velo printing 20% on stocks and puts feels good man
It's a lot easier to be happy when you take your targets seriously instead of trying to print lottery tickets.
Winter's here, don't swing for the fences too hard bois. They unironically hate retails, just look at housing prices
[+5] u/EnginrA: Why are bulls so dumb?
[+16] u/MissMatriarch: I could have been sitting here, enjoying my Friday evening, basking in the slow but steady gains of my carefully chosen investments, in a society that isn’t on the brink of collapse every other day of the week.
But noooooo, you just HAD to have cheaper eggs and no wars.
[+14] u/SmoresPies: 4:01pm on Friday, seconds after the market closes: send in the ground troops
[+14] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Come back sleepy! We are sorry
[+14] u/davidbigham: I made 8K this week. Then I remember I lost 16K last week 🤡
[+14] u/ilchymis: Bought my first 2 puts and lost $100. Bought my first call credit spread and lost $30. I've clearly got a knack for this options thing.
[+14] u/dbgtboi: Expectation: cheap eggs
Reality: drafted
[+13] u/TempusFugit314: The 50k comment being the literal top is so fucking hilarious to me.
[+12] u/-IQ200: It’s tough entering early and dealing with all the motions. Swung -1.1k to make +$22. Never wrong, always early.
[+12] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Did anyone tell Iran we switched to paper straws? The mines are very counter productive to our efforts
[+11] u/Excel_Spreadcheeks69: #r/WALLSTREETBETS WORD OF THE DAY
**ARMISTICE**
u/31andnotdone says shit like who’s **armistice** inside me anyways
[+11] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: Gen Z is either getting WW3 or it’s Vietnam. Both are bad
[+10] u/kalakesri: Imagine cutting your Middle East reporters right before the biggest event of the decade. Puts on WSJ
[+10] u/wattap: Told the kids don’t ask me for money until the strait of Hormuz opens
[+9] u/FinishWarm1746: All I can hope for is world peace this weekend
[+9] u/Comfortable733: Only had 7 beers during work today, too many meetings
[+9] u/AgitatedJump8459: Nother tanker on fire guys
[+9] u/Eur0stept: My girlfriend is mad at me because I refuse to buy her $50 matcha but am fine with losing $1000 on credit spreads a week, what do I do?
[+9] u/Urzuck: Not buying the 2007 scenario... -Jim Cramer
[+9] u/Ready_Information408: None as there’s a risk they might be shot at, as opposed to their normal enemy combatants of small children and the elderly.
Why would they risk themselves when the US military is a phone call away?
[+8] u/bemeandnotyou: **prof Jiang :** the US economy could face collapse and this means that the young man could not afford their OnlyFans and this could lead to a revolution in the streets.”
[+8] u/Affectionate-Safe295: Sell everything freak the fuck out were all gonna be eating ramen by Monday
[+8] u/ozarkabottle: why did all the fat influencers disappear after ozempic came out?
[+8] u/cinciNattyLight: I hope I’m wrong but this conflict seems to be just getting started. Ain’t gonna be a couple of weeks.
[+8] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: China is going to invade Taiwan this weekend — 700 Monday
[+8] u/Hot-Pop-3250: We're fucked. I can feel it in my bones
[+8] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: lol he’s sending troops to the ~~meat grinder~~ Middle East.
Moron
[+8] u/whee_exceeding_whoo: What’s the meta with it?
[+7] u/CasherburyTales: My work paid out bonuses. I’m about to get Rick James level of messed up
[+7] u/stupidber: Welcome to The 🅱️eekend
[+7] u/Lolsmileyface13: as a permabear, now that wsb is almost entirely bearish it's time to buy calls. fuck these kids out here
[+7] u/Adome201: how ironic, crude oil futes paying for my gas rn
[+7] u/econ_dev_dude: Has anyone else blown their account up multiple times to then ascend back from the depths of hell with a $40 bet, to then do it all over again?
I'm too good at coming back. Terrible at staying up.
[+7] u/daisymoth9: tinder is way worse tbh
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Mailing Bondi todays closing price of the Dow stapled to Epstien emails
[+6] u/civillyRange: In late 2025, data gaps caused by a government shutdown led to BLS "carrying forward" previous prices (essentially assuming 0% inflation for that month), creating a downward bias in reported inflation.
LMAO if we dont measure it it's not there
[+6] u/fuck_zebster: Just tried to jump a puddle and twisted my ankle . It’s downhill from here .
[+6] u/Thecreamcheeze: What does 🌽 do again?
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Someone needs to hack Truth Social to where it’s not tied into the trading Algorithms. Fuk this shit.
[+6] u/benderx7: "Iran is considering allowing a limited number of oil tankers to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, provided that the oil cargo is traded in Chinese yuan, a senior Iranian official tells CNN." think the US will agree?
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: the biggest green candle known to man is gonna hit next week
[+6] u/xShiftfaced: Imagine SPY opening $695 Monday morning 🤣
[+6] u/Ok-Piano8789: family of elephants moved in upstairs its so joever for me
[+6] u/PissedItDownMyLeg: Lmao what the us get involved in Iran for the next 20 years just like Afghanistan
[+6] u/Mother-Bottle9962: fighting the urge not to get drunk and talk about the jews
[+6] u/Mikos_Enduro: 2 markets; one for bulls, one for bears
I don't get enough credit for my good ideas
[+6] u/Better-Call-SauI: I think we can safely say that Iran won the war and utterly humiliated US military. Venezuela had everyone thinking like ''damn US strong now'' but this shit revealed the paper tiger.
[+6] u/Murky-Gas-7976: The war is 100% on the USA and rest of the world better hold em accountable
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: I'm a he/him, but I identify as a fucking idiot
[+6] u/rbraalih: They all already in the middle East, Einstein
[+6] u/blemdemman: da fuq, did the war blow up all the precious metals too or what
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Forget about profits. I know breaking even is a good thing that doesn’t happen to assholes like me…
[+6] u/2lowkey: Is there a single bull case for next week? Would love to hear one that isn’t complete hopium.
[+6] u/fish_: ah so that’s why all the fat incels voted for him
[+6] u/renosoner: Nah he fucked up, it’s hard to back out of this. I’m gonna guess the top brass is reaming him out daily about his fuck up.
[+5] u/M4roon: I really just woke up at 3 am, convinced myself a lamborghini would be a good idea and spent 40 minutes on my phone before realizing that's a retarded idea.
rip sleep
[+5] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: Fucking gold futures stole my SPX put and oil futures gains. Reeeeeeee
[+5] u/TheOldRamDangle: What about Hunters Laptop From Hell???!!!
[+5] u/Confident_Bee1447: I am the most regarded trader I know. Thank you for your attention to this matter! Confident J Bee
[+5] u/light-yagamii: How many soldiers are Israel sending to the middle east
[+5] u/Hellmale: Getting loan offers all day long 😝
[+5] u/WinstonBuddyBro: Anyone brave enough to hold bags over the weekend?
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: "They did alot of shooting, and they did a lot of blasting."- 🥭
[+5] u/yellowfromtheegg69: Guys i just wanted to tell you the amount of bullshit and shittalk thats hapening here is amazing i just love it
[+5] u/Creative-Package6213: There's nothing better than Japanese whiskey and a nice cigar to end the week!
[+5] u/W_Malinowski: Make a deal with the person whose location they don’t have?
[+5] u/sck178: I've said it before and I'll say it again. Bulls in shambles
[+5] u/isolated-cat: can't wait to get drunk with St. Paddy this weekend
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I’m done trading options
[+5] u/greg_r_: Time sure does fly. It's been over a month since the Dow was over 50,000.
[+5] u/kuporific: Past few days volume has been insane.
March 12
AAPL - 408,000 Trillion
META - 116,000 Trillion
GOOGL - 249,000 Trillion
It's a good sign to see volume several orders magnitude above normal, right?
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Nothin. What's the meta with you?
[+5] u/callsonputsoncalls: I feel like I’m starting to get sick of AI as a sell. Every fkn pitch is oh “ai backed” “ai generated” “ai native” like pls no
[+5] u/GodLevelRedditor: Ok chat what’s the move if you’ve had 11 straight green sessions in a row
[+5] u/jlw993: Bulls gonna fight against the downtrend for months
[+5] u/Disconn3cted: Can someone remind NBIS that there's a huge oil crisis happening?
[+5] u/yaMomsChestHair: Calls for the gap fill next week
[+5] u/Salty-Bar-1975: Don't got a girl huh?
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: You got invited to Hegseth's secret DoD chat too?
[+19] u/throwingitanyway: the USA wouldn't lie about a middle east country having WMDs so we could secure their oil, would they?
[+18] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude fuck my goddamn life. Fuck this stupid Iran war, fuck stupid ass trump for thinking he could decapitate Iran and they wouldn't close the straight.
I'm down like 8k on my fucking AMZN stock. Average cost of 218, I literally bought at the fucking top dude. FUCK MY LIFE.
[+18] u/Anonymustafar: I’m getting the fuck out of my longs fuck this shit
[+18] u/McClintockC: I want the next war to be on US soil
Our troops deserve to be able to wake up in their own homes, kiss their wives, and drive to war 🇺🇲
[+17] u/Known-Presentation49: I like how the timing of U.S military strategy is calibrated around manipulating the stock market. "We can only do things on Friday after the markets close!"
[+16] u/cryptohorn: I'm a kharg island weekend wsb expert
[+16] u/sailortyx56: 5 US Air Force refuelling planes were struck and damaged on the ground at Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia - WSJ
[+15] u/Club-Loud: Boys, I'm starting to think the President might be regarded.
[+15] u/Solid-Season9984: #There's no better feeling in the world than cracking your favorite beer with a blunt lit on a friday night
[+14] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Everyone’s about to learn about kharg island
[+13] u/curiousguy1993: 🥭 Gonna claim some massive attacks tonight and tomorrow then on Sunday before Futures open he's gonna say they made a deal and war is over.
[+13] u/ewzetf: Bibi locked his eyes with him, approached and made a primeval grunt. He extended his right hand with fingers outstretched. Mango
screamed as Bibi's fingers clenched around his balls. Bibi whispered into mango's ears - "quiet piggy".
[+13] u/clubdirthill: just after the healthcare plan and trade deals are revealed
[+12] u/Saturn_winter: https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/crude-oil-futures-separate-reality-asia-physical-market-buckles-2026-03-12/
Actual oil sales are going for around 38 dollars above paper value in the futures market meaning the actual real cost people are paying is currently around $135/barrel
[+11] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Iran is considering allowing a limited number of oil tankers to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, provided that the oil cargo is traded in Chinese yuan, a senior Iranian official said.-CNN
Lol
[+11] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Attacking Kharg island but not the infrastructure… so tf they hit the parking lot lmao.
[+11] u/diefy7321: Nobody expecting a rate cut next week lmao
[+10] u/hiphopanonomos: Wife is going into labor, very bullish
[+10] u/RagingBearBull: ohhhhhh.
while not WWIII level of bad, this is like. damn this is like humanity peaked and things will slide down from here.
RIP contries that rely on oil.
at this point, china invading taiwan is probally a big reality.
[+10] u/RagingBearBull: lol, If they really took out Iran's energy depot .....
well Im thinking now is a good time to doomspend, there probally wont be any hope of a good future at this point.
Instead of chipotle, im going to a Michelin bib gourmet restaurant for dinner tonight.
inflation is gonna be a bitch.
probably gonna buy a lieca, and a few mac book pros while im at it.
[+10] u/patrick8515: The music has stopped
[+10] u/haniyarae: And our tariff refund checks!!! 💸
[+9] u/NeuroLeak: her laugh was weird, so worth it
[+9] u/BooBrew32: War is stupid there I said it
[+9] u/Acceptable-Food-9163: This retard waited for markets to close to hit kharg island its so over all oil infrastructure is now a target
[+8] u/HandsOnTheBible: [BOOTS ON THE GROUND](https://apnews.com/article/iran-israel-us-march-13-2026-oil-prices-2a86a1f5c5997b70c6586d957074fb0c)
after market close like clockwork
[+8] u/BooBrew32: LMAO 🤌 🤌 🤌
Bulls r fuk
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Is this happening bc he likes to touch kids???
[+8] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: *buddy iran will now be* ***Quadrupling Down*** *on their asymmetric warfare against shipping/oil infrastructure*
**they won't give a fuck about Kharg Island if their whole home is at stake. no matter what's there.**
[+8] u/jpk195: COVID lockdowns started right about now in 2020.
Guess who was president then too?
[+8] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: I bought one spy put for $300 at close. Pure gambling addiction. It will need to open down like 7 points just to break even on Monday, but now I feel invested.
[+8] u/jmc774: So kong island is a real place?
[+8] u/FullCopy: Political strategist Kirk Lazarus, author of the New York Times bestselling book *Never Go Full Retard* stated: There is no such thing as ‘just the tip’ in Middle East wars. Someone always goes full retard.
[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: when you realize ww3 might start before winds of winter, FINISH THE BOOKS GEORGE
[+8] u/Ill_Mastodon8324: Houthis getting ready to act in Red Sea, orange cunt hitting Kharg and making a not so veiled threat to go again and hit the oil facilities... How high will a barrel go..
[+7] u/vanceraa: 68% realised return this week on just calls
oil $300 circuit breaker every day etc etc
[+7] u/luxford2: Kharg is the 51st state
[+7] u/Ornery_Intern_2084: damn the US really fkd up huh? Iran is considering letting oil thru if they pay in chinese Yuan.. GG dollar
[+7] u/Chief-Sheed: Jim Cramer says he’s buying because the market is oversold. Panic the fuck out and sell everything. How the f is the guy the host on CNBC?
[+7] u/BooBrew32: "Hey Barron did you buy your oil puts? Good. Check this shit out..."
[+7] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: 8pm we strike. We now this shit already
[+7] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Jim Cramer says he’s “buying” now due to the market being “oversold”
[+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: its >!gay!< o' clock somewhere
[+7] u/guy_cloutier: Should had unloaded my bags today. SPY is only 0.40% below the 200 SMA and under that it will be a shitshow
[+7] u/Important_Shirt_1567: So this is going to look exactly like the Russian Boondoggle in Ukraine from what I see over these last 2 weeks?
[+7] u/cinJESUS: do u guys use AI as a therapist
[+7] u/LouieM13: TRUMP: US AND ISRAEL OBJECTIVES IN IRAN MIGHT BE LITTLE DIFFERENT
Aka Bibi runs the show
[+7] u/MoreOutcome8541: Retail traders on X starting to capitulate and unload. It’s starting
[+7] u/BooBrew32: The year is 2026. Oil is worth $5000 a barrel. Mango is fat and stupid. SPX is $20.
[+7] u/FullCopy: Rich and famous aren’t gonna be bragging about having a condo in Dubai. Next hot spot is Mosul, Iraq.
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: stupid bol started celebrating and weekend hasn't even kicked off...
[+6] u/Suspicious_Ad9833: Marines and navy sent to the strait?, people only really starting to realise what that means after what he did to the enemy combatants in the Carribbean.
[+6] u/jonneh: Given the inflows I bet a lot of us (myself included) have USO calls. We might have to hodl like those 🌽 fuckers
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> Tim Skirrow, head of derivatives at Energy Aspects, said the consultancy had been fielding calls this week on whether the government was behind a series of large unexplained trades in recent days.
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> “We were being pushed by clients as to who the big seller was,” Skirrow said.
>
> **“The speculation was that it could be from the US Treasury,”** he added, noting that the government has previously intervened in other markets, such as currencies.
[+6] u/kanduking: relax, when they put boots on teh ground, it will be combined with bigly shock and awe bombing infrastructure targets and this is going to cause a massive relief rally. Until then it chops downward but we all know all this is ultimately bullish because realistically even if the US military has to run the strait, they can and they will.
[+6] u/Big_Cryptographer863: Iran letting ships through. Puts fd.
[+6] u/Ok_Holup: Found a ring worth $3k this past week. Who is willing to trade for it
[+6] u/donfonz: mango can khargle my nuts
[+6] u/FullCopy: I like Ritz crackers dipped in Hormuz.
[+6] u/deertracker2022: "Palantir CEO Alex Karp has acknowledged that his company is still using Anthropic’s Claude AI models, even after the Pentagon officially designated the AI giant as a supply chain risk. Karp told CNBC: “The Department of War is planning to phase out Anthropic; currently, it’s not phased out. Our products are integrated with Anthropic, and in the future, it will probably be integrated with other large language models.”. . .Claude models are still being used to support US military operations in Iran."
[+6] u/rm0277: 🥭saying that they didn’t destroy any oil infrastructure on that island is like a kid walking out of a room saying he didn’t fart in it
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: anyone else go apeshit on calls at close?
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Breaking: The Trump administration will receive a $10 billion fee for brokering the deal that kept TikTok alive in the U.S. wow, nice timing
[+6] u/CD274: Difficult market to hold if bought at the top. Ok swing trade. Would be great swing trade if random tweets didn't move the markets
[+6] u/TacomaSteelhead: Breaking news: 🥭says naval escorts through the Strait of Hormuz will begin in “2 weeks.” Calls?
[+6] u/skymotion: Held puts over weekend like an ape.. already feeling stupid 🦧
[+6] u/Saturn_winter: Aint no one seeing that money lol
[+5] u/Apple2o: I would not even waste my time playing with that paltry sum; I’d get a job
[+5] u/New_Pilot3534: Anyone else bought meta calls before close how we feeling
[+5] u/radishr: JPow is never leaving now. Good.
[+5] u/Pete26l96: I met up with this overweight middle aged Asian man on grindr last week, his skin was smooth as a baby's bottom but his body gave off a fishy odor and he kept yelling "waaaahhhh" while I was pounding him.
Not sure if I should meet up again or not.
[+5] u/trout19: I'd love me some kargh kebab
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Sold my oil position after a wild week. After boots on the ground is announced this weekend oil will drop on hopes of a quick end, then when reality sets in mid next week that this is far from over the pump will continue.
[+5] u/Alex_Trenholm: Starting to worry I won’t be able to gamble my way out of this with ODTE’s
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: Some dude blocked me after he found out the waitress he was banging as side piece turned out to be the daughter his sister gave up for adoption when she got knocked up as a teenager.
He blocked me because I posted the Sweet home Alabama song in the reply.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: USO going back to pick up the bag holders from 2008
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: So we buying Russian oil now 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/Lanky_Tailor5474: My safe VOO is down since Orange took office
[+5] u/givemethestars000: We're in Battlefield 3's timeline
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: WW3 lite and you bought calls.
[+5] u/pekas13: Looking forward to the war ending this weekend and spy opening at 684 Monday morning. Have a great weekend comrades
[+5] u/BooBrew32: In other words, someone's pinning the price of oil?
[+5] u/OftenOlives: We may not see oil < $90b for years if this keeps escalating lmfao
[+5] u/FvshionHub: Quant says oil futes will likely reprice higher due to backwardation tingz
[+5] u/Any-Development5656: Bulls are holding their one green day on tuesday with dear life. Have't heard a peep since then
[+5] u/BooBrew32: There's nothing like a massive scrotum stung by wasps.
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Some guy just messaged me on teams at 4:01 PM, but I'm off at 4:00 PM. U on ur own, unless ur my manager ofc.
[+20] u/zarfidemha: Iran doesn’t care about oil or money or life. These guys are fighting for their existence and sovereignty. Attacking Kharg or anything doesn’t change that. I don’t think a ceasefire will happen.
A ceasefire means US will replenish and attack again in Irans view
[+18] u/bzl33: bunch of people will be experts on Kharg Island soon
[+18] u/mangofruitdude: I got 3 day ban for saying the american empire is colapsing. Why? Mods explain pls
[+16] u/Long_Youth_893: Guys your president is sundowning on truth social again
[+15] u/netflix-ceo: 20% layoffs in Meta 😟
[+15] u/moonski: Going to be so fun when the US treasury unwinds their oil short.
[+14] u/Vaf67: Wow, Israel sent in American ground troops.
[+14] u/OkResponsibility2470: You are delusional if you think Iran will accept any ceasefire in the near future lmao
[+12] u/BjergBetterThanFaker: im not dying for isreal you dumb mango
[+12] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Took the advice of someone in here and looked up kahrg island on Google maps. How the fuck is that gonna help even if we completely controlled it 😂😂😂
[+12] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: How fucking stupid are these guys that they thought iran would just roll over and let us carpet bomb them nonstop without putting up a fight
[+11] u/TechnologyEven6926: I literally cannot believe we were just left on a cliffhanger with oil LMAO
[+10] u/Potential_Version_34: All I wanted was a nice peaceful life with a big titty wife
Now it’s all over
[+10] u/Baudri_Hard: https://x.com/chrismartenson/status/2032444834108055764?s=46
US treasury bigly shorted oil down to 80 from 120?? Lmao
[+10] u/TechnologyEven6926: Dangerous ass market
[+10] u/Jacobdlt: Good thing I filled up my tank today! Hope it lasts me the rest of the year!
[+9] u/1M-to-Zero: Why they waited this long to hit kharg island
[+9] u/Aggravating-Tea-4391: U.s isn’t fully glassing Iran because we want their baddies to come over first
[+9] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: This mother fucker really says war will end when he feels it in his bones. Ima crash out
[+9] u/Bornagainghostbuster: Hopefully when delta force arrive to attack the volcano with the big skull carved into the face and kill the supreme leader, the war will end.
[+9] u/Mr60SPX: US credit is due for a downgrade.
[+9] u/Independent-Visit139: U.S better stop before I have to get involved.
[+9] u/fathersucrose: America when ground has no boots: 😡
America when ground has boots: 😎
[+9] u/TechnologyEven6926: Get this fucking nasty rotten 🥭out of that fucking office
I’m not that political. Fuck this n GUH
[+9] u/Long_Youth_893: why be a bull when you can be a kangeroo?
[+9] u/thefrozen_one: Mass layoffs to save share holder’s profits? Bullish
[+9] u/TechnologyEven6926: SOMEONE FROM FUCKING CAPITAL AVE
IS SPENDING THEIR FULL TIME FUCKING JOB
SHORTING OIL FUTURES
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE LOSS OF TRUST AND CREDIT
[+9] u/SuspiciousStable9649: In hindsight that was an epic call for the top being in.
[+8] u/shinigami_2245: They’re talking about other islands to distract from lil’ st. James
[+8] u/Ancient_Let7878: I want to gamble why it close
[+8] u/mangofruitdude: American taxpayers are effectively paying for americas wars, but also for israels wars. I dont even want to know what 1 day of ground operation alone in Lebanon will cost. I would be so pissed, especially knowing that some people work 3 jobs from paycheck to paycheck... for this shit. What a disgrace
[+8] u/abbvol: Iran will blow up their own oil reserves before unconditional surrender
[+8] u/caughtinthought: The word of the day is kharg
[+8] u/Careful_Response4694: The most obvious would just be relative currency decline. Also keep an eye on Norwegian sovereign wealth fund and Arabian ones and see if there are any outflows from US holdings.
[+7] u/GreatRegard: What is Kharg Island? Is it similar to Epstien Island?
[+7] u/kim82352: > WSJ: Iranian missile strike damaged 5 US refueling planes at Saudi airbase
> Five US Air Force refueling planes were struck and damaged on the ground at Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia, the Wall Street Journal reports, citing two US officials.
[+7] u/Mobile_Collection646: 🥭 should just launch a bunch of floridians with speedboats carrying oil around the strait. they would make it.
[+7] u/Zachincool: You guys are way better than the Discord
[+7] u/Seymour_asis501: I hate having to buy a bulletproof vest before every mission in San Andreas
[+7] u/Even-Square-6246: I asked ChatGPT how long it’ll take for me to get rich at my current rate and it said 120. I guess I won’t be rich in this life then
[+7] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: After 17 seconds of deep soul-searching contemplation. I’ve decided that I’m willing to trade South Dakota for world peace.
[+7] u/1M-to-Zero: Maybe dragging the whole world to recession is the goal; USA has every reason to do that. Without this how will USA ever pay its debts? USA needs hyperinflation so its debts are gone quickly.
[+7] u/Ok_Environment_3618: Time for China to do some drills for Taiwan. This news will alone cater Qqq to -5%.
[+7] u/Careful_Response4694: Government crisis control. Notice that oil futures are down but market isnt back up
[+7] u/Dbx84: Gas is $3.39 in Texas……
[+6] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Imagine following the masses and being bearish rn. Retards
[+6] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: The US treasury getting having to cover for their oil shorts if it squeezes next week would be hilarious
[+6] u/BrotherDefiant: This money thing aint for me
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: everyone jumping out of USO for weekend cause know this market's manipulation knows no bounds
[+6] u/Venom17645: saw ghislaine at the bodega today.
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Wonder what the big news will be tonite
[+6] u/Stilnovisti: Apparently fox has been yelling about taking over Kharg island for a week now. If you see people saying how this is a good idea, this is where the idea got planted in their head.
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Most powerful bombs in the Middle East yet this is just an excursion lmao
[+6] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Imagine thinking USA and Iran are going to agree to a ceasefire 🤣🤣🤣 Iran knows it better than anyone (see Hamas) that the only time you ask for ceasefire is so you have time to restock before fighting again
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: Country roads take me home to the place I belong meth virgina mountain mama
[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: So nice to have a peace president but only in market hours. After hours he attacks a few countries. No big deal.
[+6] u/Vegetable_Push6542: We've violently pumped every time Don of one of his cronies has come out and said blatant lies about the situation. What that tells me is that we may hit SPY 650 and then go back to 700 in 2 days off the first piece of real news
[+6] u/douche_packer: IGRC threatened all the american tech stuff in the gulf
[+6] u/Baudri_Hard: My friend just sent me the oil equivalent of Weekend DOW lmao fuck
[+6] u/MyDogsNameIsTim: So who you guys rootin for in this war?
[+5] u/TechnologyEven6926: Anybody long oil?
What the fuck is that after hours price action
[+5] u/spaurake: I think some non-bots from the 3 letters agencies are monitoring this sub too. That’s how you know shit has landed on the fan.
[+5] u/Embarrassed_Try1055: I believed in America and bought shit tone of oil puts. The way this admin focuses on economy they are going to do everything to open that strait by Monday and you know it.
[+5] u/DCrebuilds: Bought calls because I'm fucking stupid... or is it the market that's fucking stupid?
[+5] u/big_chestnut: just loaded up on leveraged shares and sold some puts, easiest bottom buy
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: financial advisors are strange. plumbers don't do a bathroom remodel and then say "this is not a toilet"
[+5] u/Difficult-Level7038: YTD I'm down 12 percent is that good
[+5] u/patcakes: Kharg sounds like a Klingon planet
[+5] u/mechajlaw: Well I know the next COD map
[+5] u/my_garagegym_name: So is our own government able to sell futures on our reserves? Seems like the location of the oil should matter and whether its actually in play.
[+5] u/TechnologyEven6926: BREAKING: The Trump administration has discussed trading in the oil futures market, per Secretary Doug Burgum.
[+5] u/hioman01: Every weekend is fucked this year
[+5] u/Comfortable_Oil6642: SPY calls no brainer.
[+5] u/REVERSEZOOM2: BOLS WHERE ARE YOU NOW LMFAOOOO
[+5] u/mindfulness15: I’m just going to say something: when oil is rising and the Dollar is rising at the same time, that’s scary environment for the market
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: The fact that so many think this Kharg Island shit will lead to a crash in oil prices, means the exact opposite is going to happen.
[+5] u/netflix-ceo: I am just grateful that US has such a peace loving guy running the show. Now imagine if someone normal was running things instead, it would have been WW5 already
[+5] u/DankKnightLP: could be considered a generational opportunity. unavoidable move that will continue in Oil. my brain is saying its a trap. my wendys paycheck is saying its an elevator to finally treat myself to some of the finer things in life. like a pair of socks and shoes! and real bread! no more flour paste for me, no sir! eatin them sandies with my pinky up like damn i see you!
W&T because they drill oil and the ticker is WTI. i also dabble in sndk options but i dont care enough to be knowledgeable. i watch volume for entry
[+5] u/Unassisted3P: Vix and Spy being red today is interesting.
[+5] u/Jadedtrader33: Its not your money its there’s. 🫵🤡
[+5] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Admittedly bearish question - what would be some signs that the U.S. debt has reached levels critical-to-business-as-usual? Emergency cutting of entitlements? Rate cutting? Lackluster bond sales?
[+5] u/LeWahooligan0913: I have OTM calls just in case of a rebound next week (will expire worthless)
[+26] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: #do it during market hours you pussy
[+18] u/Routine-Agent-160: First time traded futures. Got my account nuked in 2 days.
[+16] u/Rich-Badger-7601: This whole war feels like a game of chicken between the stupidest people you know and the saltiest people you know
[+15] u/LostandConfused2024: >Imagine the war ends with peace deal this weekend. Spy hits $690 on Monday.
Yeah, no fucking chance. Bulls are fucked.
[+14] u/Comprehensive_Tea388: Iran gonna fuck the petrodollar hard.
[+12] u/craig_k20: IDK what the hot dog stock is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.
[+12] u/bikkhu42: We all know the only thing that settles this
Boobs on the ground
[+11] u/DickiesDippinDicks: 13 dead 200 injured without setting foot in Iran
Can we just not… okay?
[+11] u/ProudPeak3570: I actually think this regard wants to use a nuke
[+11] u/coronanona: The sad part about this war is the making up shit as they go.
Every time they make up shit, they have to make up more shit to take care of the shit they made before that
[+10] u/pacific_b: Wsb is a better news source than anything else out there
[+10] u/Ghost-1969: #Finally i get to whip out my Kharg island expert hat
^(Just now learning about it an hr ago)
[+10] u/Cold_Distribution273: Israel wants to destabilize Iran because they're the only country that can stop them from doing whatever they want in the middle east. Israel attacked, told 🥭 that he's helping or the child rape videos will be revealed.
[+9] u/maldinisnesta: The year is 2029. I'm running through rubble in the streets of Ethelbert Manitoba where a fleet of Palantir death drones are scavenging for me and other survivors. (I said democracy is a good thing on reddit)
[+9] u/Eggman36: One time I bought a Jordan t shirt on Amazon and it was Jordan the country not the brand
[+9] u/bikkhu42: relax guys it’s just >!a special military operation!<
[+9] u/Coley44: See you next week for the same script; dump futures at Sunday open, recover by the morning, move sideways, pump leading up to market open before facing another catastrophic drop.
[+8] u/Tridelo: Hard to believe they built a whole island based on that map from battlefield 3.
[+8] u/Independent_Term5790: Nah they are fucking bitch made
[+8] u/Civil_Building_9650: Is tonight a good night to sip whiskey i rarely do it these days but i embrace the darkness
[+8] u/GrandKnew: post moass I'm planning on having a different mansion in each state, each with its own stockpile of diamonds, and obviously a private jet on standby in every city. not selling until Bibi calls me begging.
[+8] u/brainlet99094: Thought about eating out tonight because I'm in a good mood, browsing places in my area
uh this shit's expensive as fuck yo
[+8] u/hamborgard: This would be the funniest possible time for a boat to get stuck sideways in the Suez Canal again
[+8] u/Sufficient-Matter-42: Fun fact. The highest draft age in WW2 was 35.
[+7] u/RealPrinceZuko: Idk why some of you are shorting oil, Bessent already doing it with your money
[+7] u/PapiGoneGamer: 🥭: Texas has nuclear weapons. Thank you for your attention to this matter -DJT
[+7] u/BoostMobileGuy: Year 2027; All wsb bolls driving a used Tesla while eating a banana with spoon..
[+7] u/Inevitable_Mirror_74: The beauty of trading is that even if you can foretell the exact news, you have no fucking clue how the market will react to it
[+7] u/FartPolluter: Even Jim Cramer is bearish and he was a buy the dip Bear Stearns bro until it was delisted
[+7] u/Val44x: BERS ON THE GROUND INVASION FORCE???
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING
[+6] u/radljostxx: so stupid Iran has zero incentive to open the straight once Kharg has been knocked out, didn’t they just move all their shipping when Iraq did the same back in 80s? A ground invasion of a country surrounded by mountains is just a no returns trip. Zero respect for geography and topography.. literally a stupid play
[+6] u/noahmfs: Monday will be a 3% gain day on spy and qqq no matter what happens 🥭 will manipulate the market
[+6] u/definatelynotme321: Was punch the monkey a cannon event?
[+6] u/Comprehensive_Tea388: Kharg Island map in Battlefield 3 was the best.
[+6] u/bringkiteback: People make a big deal about Ramadan but I fast everyday for years and only eat at night
[+6] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: Reports new Supreme leader in a coma and missing a leg lol. Not confirmed yet but that’s a real shitty first week on the job.
[+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: how did this war even start
[+6] u/tombrady011235: I shit my pants and I was stuck in the elevator and they were trying to make small talk with me
[+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: Feels like it’s time to goon
[+5] u/jda823: So if no tankers are attacked over the weekend, and more tankers start going to China and India like they have been. Does oil go up/down or stay same?
[+5] u/BorrisZ: We're edging $100 oil.
[+5] u/EyeraGlass: I caught a week-long suspension here from some chud moderator for “being political” a few months ago.
[+5] u/Past-Cranberry-8231: I kinda want to leverage up my Gold if it keeps dropping based on petrodollar dumbassery
Traders see: Oil price up means USD up means gold down
Traders don't see: Oil price up means consumer dead means stimulus needed will devalue USD means GOAD UP!!!
[+5] u/mlee62: Everyone bearish at $662 is hilarious, we touched $480 less than a year ago. Still a long way to go and there’s no TACO it’s looking like. 2022 bear market vibes just orderly selling
[+5] u/egauifan: lol that vertical oil dump
[+5] u/dragonvex_: Professor Jiang said there will be a revolution only when american men can no longer afford onlyfans. We’re not there yet
[+5] u/hepukesyoudie: Need to get away from all this depressing news. Maybe a movie, I hear Warfare is good.
[+5] u/DesticularDorsion: If and when this war escalates, the pressure on our inflation will ruin us worse than anything else Iran can do. I'm going long GLD and physical after these next two weeks.
[+5] u/Commercial-District1: Breaking News: Blueprints for Trump ballroom in Tehran have been revealed.
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: So maybe it's just me but doesn't this boat full of Marines *also* have to sail through the Straight of Helmans without getting mayo'd before they can start the next round of Rush of Kharg Island?
[+5] u/nyse25: I need taco to do something asap
[+5] u/Bliqe: If 🥭 tweeted that his belly is big, round and full of gas, gay bulls would drop to their knees waiting for release
[+5] u/Doc_Vapor: It's fun thinking about how much money I would have if I had bought Apple before I was born.
[+19] u/Guilty-Deer-2147: Turns out Sun Tzu had a good reason for writing a book with basic advice like "don't start wars you can't win," and "prepare adequately".
[+12] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: If these rumors are true, bulls are fuck
[+12] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: After 25 years. Scary Movie is still funny to me.
[+12] u/baconography: That's a nasty close.
That lady with the funny laugh would have just let things be as they were, and we'd be at SPX 8000.
Have a fun weekend, America
[+11] u/Inside-Brush-9543: I just want to retire and move to flavortown
[+11] u/ajibtunes: Wouldn’t oil prices soar if they attack kharg’s oil facilities? 🤷🏻♂️ I don’t understand how would this help 🥭
[+11] u/Snoo23417: In hindsight, puts at close were the obvious play. What were the chances that the orange one doesn't muck it up over the weekend? Close to zero.
[+10] u/nknk_3: Is Kharg island named after someone gargling?
[+10] u/teh_herper: #Too early to deploy to the middle east, too late to deploy to the middle east, but just in time to deploy to the middle east
[+9] u/Ultraviolet_Riot95: Will there be Iranian baddies left to save? If my HIMS calls hit Monday I’ll be able to afford a prescription to make my pp work again.
[+8] u/sonofalando: Port down $40,000 thanks for 🥭 so close to a million before that 🫣
[+8] u/Electronic-Data-2622: I honestly can’t tell if my gold puts will print or not. It doesn’t feel like gold has been acting like a safe haven, but who knows.
[+8] u/AshamedImagination50: I always thought people were stupid not shorting things during crash. Didnt know its this slow and boring grind down to the hell :/. Get liquidated before the crash
[+7] u/Melodic_Ad_6316: Just flipped a coin, monday is going to be bloody
[+7] u/Oatmeal_Raisin_: Wow 5 us air force fueling planes were destroyed in saudi arabia by iran. Those are like $150 million each
[+7] u/MrForever_Alone69: Let’s get oil over 140 for Monday baby, I have so much money in my pocket that I’m dying for a 15bucks per gallon cost just to burn all that money away
[+6] u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX: shh shhh little one. You'll need that bonus for when gas is $50 a gallon on Monday
:/
[+6] u/No_Somewhere3288: It’s the year 2056. President Barron W. Trump celebrates the highly sought stock market record DOW 51,000.
[+6] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: It's either "two more weeks" or "nothing ever happens."
[+6] u/sytena10: "The planes, which were hit during an Iranian missile strike on the Saudi base in recent days, were damaged but not fully destroyed and are being repaired, the Journal said [...]"
[+6] u/holymolyratio: Alright folks go touch grass or something. Market on monday will be either up or down
[+6] u/hockeyfun1: We have woke kids who like Zach Efron.
[+6] u/gameon-manhattan: Only if you are taking iron supplements
[+6] u/Normal_Tap3021: Bulls when SPY recovers $1 after losing $10: 😂🫵🧸
[+6] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: haven't opened my broker app since the war started, I know the losses are big, but I will never see them for myself
[+6] u/gkdjsl: Maybe not too late to go to cash, I say to myself after another day of watching my port burn without doing anything
[+6] u/hadizadam: Oh nvm casino closed
[+6] u/spooner_retad: Just looked up how long strait of hormuz has been closed historically and market impact
I was surprised to learn it's never been fully closed
Harrowing
[+5] u/GibonFrog: whts going on with the USO sell off?
[+5] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: Kharg island will become the new epstein island. Calls on pedophilia📈
[+5] u/JanetYellenNudes: Why does trump hate bols
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: lol ppl really thought the war was over ?
[+14] u/DuAbUiSai: Is this what winning feels like? I don't want it anymore! 😫
[+13] u/DriftWoodBarrel: Why do we live in a world where Trump's memecoin has gained 30%
[+13] u/GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING: I love being unemployed. In the past month I've played through Elden Ring, then Dark Souls 1, just wrapped up DS3, and I'm starting DS2 now. been like 7 months and why would I go back to work. I have like 100K in savings, either options turn that into a couple mil or I'll just call it. welp anyway time for video games hope everyone is having a fun friday happy weekend all
[+12] u/These-Shoulder8017: Rubio forced to wear the big shoes. LMAO.
[+12] u/Contango_withme: Anyone want to make dinner together?
[+12] u/RoyalFail6: We won the war a couple days ago btw…this is just the after party
[+12] u/Material_Formal3679: I just had a dude walk up to me unannounced at the bar and say
“Be honest with me brother. Are we going to survive this war?”
I was like wait are we talking about Iran right now. I gave him a sort of vague answer and then he just walked back to the bar. Wild stuff.
[+11] u/FuckleUp: Anyone else Kharg as a rock right now?
[+11] u/Emilio___Molestevez: OH FUCK THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DRONE
[+10] u/calmoney149: Diddy got enough oil for all y’all 💦
[+10] u/Open-Yak-3708: #This is gonna be bears year all the way
[+10] u/bubbaeinstein: Monday will be exciting at the casino.
[+10] u/memmolemmo: I don't even care that I might get laid off now. Finding a free money hack in the market does that to you.
[+9] u/FuckleUp: A lot of countries in the path of 🇺🇸 warships when they sail back. Can save some gas if they go to Cuba or Greenland
[+9] u/Liability049-6319: How does Jake Paul fit in to all of this?
[+9] u/Clear-West747: I’m an expert in this shit guys. I play Civ 7 on Deity
[+9] u/Open-Yak-3708: If 660 hurts this bad, imagine how fucking fucked 620 gonna feel like in 2 weeks (10 trading days)
[+9] u/OriginalFatPickle: Heard they just shut down Dulles, Regan, and Baltimore airports. All emitting a strange smell.
[+9] u/Napster-mp3: I bet aliens smell so fucking bad
[+9] u/Exciting_Day4155: Well at least this is more predictable than "trade talks going well and trade talks not going well"...
[+9] u/pussinbuuts: “Sir the generals have concluded that Wednesday would be the best strategic time to attack”
“Nah, we wait until the markets close”
[+9] u/Q4shm0ney: Izzy goin scorched earth in Lebanon and wont show any of the damage sustained from missiles or let media cover it. They got fucked up didnt they
[+8] u/RoyalFail6: Time to sell it all and pray I don’t lose my job this year
[+8] u/Alert-Refuse-5021: Didn’t they promise us 24/7 trading awhile back? Can’t find out what oil is currently worth. What is the 24 hour price?
[+8] u/Open-Yak-3708: #bears always win fucking ALWAYS
[+7] u/Dry-Initiative3515: Idk why I go all in 0dte everyday.
[+7] u/ItCouldBeSpam: So META dumps all day and then right as AH closes they announce laying off 20% of their workforce? Criminal. But I got calls today yolo.
[+7] u/LargeDevice3060: Believe it or not calls
[+7] u/trainwreck001: CHINA IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE THEATER.
[+7] u/hv876: Did 🥭 think my port was on Kharg Island?
[+7] u/Subymoa: THe oil is still cheap.
[+6] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: Dudes voice is fucked from decades of taking direct HPV dabs to the back of his throat
[+6] u/mitch-22-12: This was reported before the khorg attack and is unrelated
[+6] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: I got my back blown out behind a Wendy's
[+6] u/Consistent_Mode_7419: I've made an incredibly silly options purchase. Who has an extra couch I can surf?
[+6] u/These-Shoulder8017: Why could he not just go to the beach and eat an ice cream.
[+6] u/niloony: Houthis still out grabbing that milk.
[+6] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Ok, I’m not a dooms day’r, but earth quakes in Iran, poler vortices, Hawaiian atmospheric river, and heat dome in the SW tell me the end is near. Thus, calls it is.
[+5] u/marcwcarroll: Just like Planet Fitness
[+5] u/DanqueLeChay: Uvix and cash over the weekend let’s go
[+5] u/Ready-Mycologist-840: Bears won that one. See you at Running Man next week!
I hope we get running man
I'll send a truth post, let him know about the revenue potential.
[+5] u/Johnny_Menace: Monday gonna open at $650 huh
[+5] u/RisingToMediocrity: I really hope I’m wrong here. But I can def see 🥭 fucking up supremely hard.
[+5] u/captain_helmet: SpaceX is getting ready to IPO and you wussies wont buy tech.
[+19] u/yeahyoubored: I. Don’t. Think. We. Are. Being. Told. The. Truth.
[+15] u/sailorsmile: This market is the most heavily manipulated thing I've ever seen, it's like Russia. We are actually so fucked.
[+15] u/Fun-Valuable-7355: Str8 of whoremoose isn’t just about oil going out ..it’s about food going in.
Kuwait/Qatar have about 2months worth of food reserves. They import 80% of everything. They screwed. Noone ever thinks about this
[+14] u/zendayastoothbrush: Lmao. Nerds that grew up playing Call of Duty are ready to deploy into IRAN
[+11] u/No_Economist3815: Hope y'all got your puts bought today.
"Iran war live: US bombs Iran’s Kharg Island, warns oil facilities next"
[+10] u/theineffablebob: Beautiful, calm, peaceful weekend with nothing going on
[+10] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: I live near a marine base and there have been more helicopters flying overhead this week than the past year combined. Do with that what you will as far as a ground invasion goes. GROUND INVASION INCOMING GARDS
[+9] u/perceptive_AI: Everyone just going P2W route to lose weight , get muscles , etc. lol
Drug addicts , you can't talk shit about druggies anymore
>For newer obesity-dose drugs like **Wegovy** and **Ozempic**, continuous-use data beyond **5–7 years is still limited**.
Everyone using Reta that is still on clinical trial are going to get tumors , pancreatitis , and shit 10 years later. I'll stick with doing it naturally. I had eye problems so I'm definitely not risking going perma-blind to get abs.
[+9] u/heavycone_12: Little Saint Kharg Island
[+9] u/SolomonKings7: Another oil shock Monday lol
[+8] u/LengthObjective2253: Anyone gets pissed when it’s Friday but happy when it’s Monday
[+8] u/bobbyd121: barron enlisting wasn’t on my bingo card
[+8] u/ManBearPig_1983: This is going to be the most TACO thing to happen since Liberation day 🤣
[+7] u/betyourask: Wen strait of America?
[+6] u/SilverPrivateer: Meta will relocate 1/3rd of staff to Metaverse, projected savings of 82M yearly on office space
[+6] u/VenomBite214: Why did Bumble shoot up 40%?
Did they convince wemen to start paying?
[+5] u/092Casey: Im going with Sinners in an upset over One Battle After Another.
Also, think that Coogler beats out PTA for best director as well.
Just a hunch.
[+5] u/LordWop: Why is news released publicly so often, why even announce troops being sent
[+5] u/TernTheNumbers: Zerg Island has fallen. The Terrans now control the Vespene infrastructure.
[+5] u/be_o3: Is micron headed to $600
[+20] u/MusingsAndMind: lose 1k gambling
"it be what it be"
spend $120 on something i genuinely need
"bro this is ruining me these expenses gotta stop like bro i am being stretched thin i cant afford anything"
[+14] u/Standard-Top-5942: I'm so ashamed to be an American.
[+14] u/MeYouThemEveryone: Waiting for the weekend
[+12] u/ClassApart4253: yay made $18 this week 🥹
[+12] u/Majestic-Bass6772: might have to sell the car to afford gas next week 🥺
[+11] u/Slow-Information-847: Yahoo finance homepage has the headline, trump receive $10B for brokering tiktok deal. No wonder ORCL is worse than AMD now.
[+10] u/2bhellath1cc: Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
[+9] u/Broad-Belt-5888: Am I still shadowbanned? Upvote or downvote please
[+9] u/Phandomtrigger: Mcdonald’s burgers taste like fake meat, idk how they’re still in business
[+9] u/Broad-Belt-5888: I played puts every day this week and made 99.2%. The thing is if I’d held longer the last two days I’d have made 600% two days in a row and I’d be paying off my house Monday
[+8] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Proof we live in a simulation: humanity’s backstory is a joke.
[+8] u/Separate_Salary_2197: treating my addictions. oh ya and my account’s blown lol. farewell distinguished colleagues
[+8] u/Blownofftheblock: This shit in Iran reminds me of red alert 2
[+8] u/DownSyndromSteven: Canada is the only western nation that appears to still be sane
[+8] u/amanj41: Wow the ads on Truth social are sketchier than ads on C tier porn sites
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: On top of losses, you likely still have taxes
[+7] u/exhibit304: Is it safe to book my vacation to Iran yet? I want to go fishing in the strait of hormuz
[+7] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Guys wtf is truly going on in the toothpaste isle anymore I mean holy shit Colgate is competing with itself. I don’t think we need 400 different kinds of Colgate toothpaste
[+7] u/I_am_Nerman: France is pushing on with efforts to put together a coalition to secure the Strait of Hormuz
[+7] u/Current-Function-729: So are the odds of Iran being a nuclear power by like 2032 90% now or am I missing something? If they survive this they’d be insane not to speed rush nukes.
[+7] u/Realistic_Wrap_9767: Looks like my calls are cooked
[+6] u/Josepth_Blowsepth: Next on the bingo card. Iran sinks several freighters passing through the Suez Canal
[+6] u/EveningComplex8258: bro since it all started have a funny feeling usa will lose a big asset, a carrier or something, the irgc are nuts
[+5] u/sftheory: how else can you take $100 to $1B?
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said the bottom is very near
[+18] u/MoonManBigFish: In 2003 I decided for no reason to poke a hole in a giant bees nest and put my head inside to look I got stung multiple times. I decided next time I get 50k Israeli troops and USA support to remove it and leave the area immediately. I learned my lesson. A few weeks ago I decided for no reason to poke a hole in a giant bees nest and put my head inside to look I got stung multiple times. I forgot to get 50k Israeli troops and USA support to remove it and leave the area immediately.
[+16] u/plzplzplztendies: At 25 I’ve achieved what most have at 65. Back pain, memory loss, shortness of breath, bad knees, and gray hair.
[+14] u/OG_L0c: Gen Z, you should watch a video called "Two Girls One Cup"
[+13] u/Salty-Bid1597: Imagine making GW Bush look smart and well informed.
[+11] u/CDulst: Strange to think kids in like a 100 years will be studying those white house x shitposts in history class.
[+11] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Iran surrenders tomorrow, oil back to 69.
We still have unsettled tarif payment, new tarifs, old tarifs back, no jobs, inflation, no rate cuts, stalemate in congress and the most fkd mid elects ever.
SPY 700 will be only with new chief.
[+10] u/BeaverSack: Why do I always get the sense that everybody in this forum is jerkin it with one hand and typing with the other
[+10] u/swift2931: Bessent’s only job is to say “all part of the plan” when there’s no plan
[+9] u/sami_regard: On open, US Gov is going to short the fuck out of the oil and fuck everyone here. Then, the entire US Gov will go tits up by end of this month, and we hyper inflate with oil price goes to the moon.
[+9] u/Historical_Cover8133: Operation Epic Mission Creep has begun. I'd put us somewhere in '64 in the Vietnam timeline. Next step, Iran descends into civil war and America will send SF and advisors to support their chosen side. Those troops are going to need support when the casualties mount. And so the 82nd arrives. Then 10th Mountain. And on and on we go.
In 8 years we'll withdraw with 10k+ casualties, a trillion dollar bill and the Iranian people won't be better off.
[+8] u/antibonding_orbital: Who got calls and is ready to be hurt again
[+8] u/Skeezerman: moses might have parted the red seas but allah closed the hormuz straight
[+8] u/Then-Wealth-1481: Once he tweets “it’s a great day to buy stocks” it will mark the bottom like last year.
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: I’m actually considering just buying stocks and checking end of year
[+8] u/Pereise1: Dude killed a lot more than that during COVID.
[+6] u/yyn1999: Trump can talk all he wants. Oil will go up untill they can make boats pass
[+6] u/Jumpinmycar: I’m less than 1% invested, and I feel like it’s too much.
[+6] u/palmanul: What happens if taco says we've already won and tells Netanyahu you can go fuck yourself
[+5] u/WillasTyrell: only an invasion can open the strait if iran wants it closed
[+5] u/ebabz: Still waiting for that Santa Claus rally
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Market started realizing this on Thursday
[+5] u/whydouhatemecablegod: there have been reports of not enough monitoring, you need to monitor harder!!
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: At home now after going out with no success ( live in Europe) oiled my ass up and have a banana
[+14] u/Beneficial-Diamond10: All of DJT problems have something to do with islands 🍑🏝️
[+13] u/uncorrelatedgambling: Only us europoors here, all ameritards have been drafted to play de_dust2 for real
[+13] u/Mother___Night: The US evacuated its troops from anywhere near the Iranian border before the war and now people think they are gonna try to hold down an Iranian Island??? I get tango is beyond regarded, but surely someone in the military would explain to him just how utterly regarded that is.
[+13] u/Ocilla: Satanyahu got deleted.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+12] u/PlanSeekX01: gas prices at my place were 2.5$ before the war were now at 4$ so much winning
[+11] u/PopularCut4124: Iran has the west by its balls.
[+11] u/masegesege_: Iran is gonna switch to the Chinese yuan for trade.
LOL good job 🥭
[+11] u/joycaptain: Bibi clone defrosting
[+10] u/Micheal_Hancho: You know that 🥭 loves a good island
[+10] u/Status-Net2947: You guys think Donnie is going in in a „I don’t give a fuck“ Mode since death is already knocking on his door?
[+10] u/Spy300: >u/Spy300 3 points 9 months ago
>They're going to need coordinated hyperinflation globally as the entire G7 has run their debt up to unsustainable.
>Iran attack for an oil double is the easiest way for them.
JAMIE DIMON PLEASE CONSIDER MY APPLICATION TO BE NEXT CEO OF JPMORGAN
[+10] u/Dapper-Video-791: These idiots thought they could replicate Venezuela in Iran. They probably thought they could bomb for 2 days, get the decapitation strike, and have some kind of uprising that would do the rest. Lol, now they're staring down the barrel of a 20 year war, full invasion required, and the world's energy infrastructure being obliterated. Total morons.
Good thing we killed solar, evs, and renewables.
[+10] u/spyputs1: Puts on your mothers panties, they going down this weekend
[+9] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Have we ever said thank you?
[+9] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
🤔
[+8] u/BenisSpaghetti: A new generation of Americans going to get sand in their eyes.
Born too late to fight in the sand, born too early to fight in the sand; born just at the right time to fight in the sand.
[+8] u/ASXBae: "bro inflation is through the roof, i can't afford a house the economy has been in recession for years"
Typical people spending $30 on uber eats every night, smokes weed and loses money sports betting
[+8] u/OilBull: Those are just mostly American order flows. Euro/Asia up around 8% and 11%, this is catastrophic
[+7] u/Spy300: >A **stealth default** is when a government reduces the real value of its debt without formally failing to pay it. Instead of missing payments or restructuring bonds, the government uses **inflation** and financial repression so creditors are repaid in money that has much less purchasing power.
✅️
[+7] u/Bazzer82: I'm going to Alton Towers today to ride rollercoasters and stuff. Just got out of bed and had breakfast.
[+6] u/SVXYstinks: Weekend oil already up 5%
[+6] u/Briack89: Next week is crazy week for stocks anyway
Now with this shit anything can happen, market with 🥭is like Miami weather
[+5] u/Scared-Army313: stop all that and save $15k a year, still not buying a house for a decade or two, but if you hit that 20 leg parlay tho
[+5] u/saduglystoopid: bears -googling kharg island- ATCHUALLY i knew all about this place and its geopolitical ramifications
[+5] u/ZeroDayExpiration: Can’t the oil tankers hug the western side of the strait it’s like 20 miles wide? Line the coast with destroyers that can shoot the Walmart drones out of the sky. What’s the issue? We’re already 40 trillion in debt. What’s another trilli. Let’s get this show on the road.
[+5] u/habfranco: 13% of China oil is coming from Kharg. Pretty sure Kegsbreath didn’t consider that. Just like he didn’t consider the Hummus Strait 2 weeks ago.
[+5] u/Icy-Truck3734: Weekend oil is always pumping hard
[+13] u/w8w8dont: I should've panic sold everything like a little bitch
[+13] u/Concerned_Fanboy: More and more countries are negotiating for safe passage with Iran through the strait.
China, Italy, India, France, Turkey have all done it with more to follow.
Just speeding up the US decline. Yuan prolly the global currency next year
[+10] u/tika_dengu: Final few hours of shitposting before we get rounded up and put on a ship to Kharg
[+10] u/Concerned_Fanboy: Amazon straight up lying with these 'overnight delivery' times, let me tell you
[+10] u/bigmeatbag: Did y'all see that Bessent interview for Sky News? Why is that moron being called into the situation room for the war? If that isn't terrifying enough he came out and that's dude was shook. Then said he said Pete and them are doing such a good job he be comfortable with his son going to war. It's wild.
[+10] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: JD Vance just blamed Joe for the current rising gas prices lmao how is this timeline real
[+10] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: "You're absolutely right! Your hawk-eyed brilliance is 100% correct, that was a girl school and not a military facility. Do you want me to try again?"
[+9] u/sunmbitch: Cash gang. With a lot less cash than I had a couple weeks ago ctfu
[+9] u/tika_dengu: They’ll wrap it up this weekend. Green dildos next week.
>Israeli defence minister says war with Iran entering ‘decisive phase’
[+8] u/KarlLachsfeld: >Defense Minister Israel Katz says the war against Iran is “escalating” and now entering a **“decisive stretch that will continue as long as necessary**.”
Maybe quote the full statement.
[+8] u/Polysorbate800: Its a nice convenience that if you’re at war with the Trump-led US you only get attacked after the market closes for the week
[+8] u/AggieDem: Kharg Island is the only reason Iran hasn't completely mined the strait. If Iran has nothing to lose in the gulf, then they're going to shut it down.
[+8] u/NapNapNapNap: I have an awful feeling about Monday.
[+8] u/Deadweight047: Wouldn't it be epic if the US government get into 0dte options trade?
[+8] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Suddenly everyone is a war correspondent and geopolitics expert
[+7] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: There's almost nothing worse than gambling savings, being down big, and having to hide that you're down from your partner, waiting on the weekend, hoping next week you'll recover to break even
Its just pure torture
I swear if I can just get out I'd be so happy and never look back
I know you'll say "see you next week" but I really hope other degens here that are like me can get out too and never return
[+7] u/f0xinaround: Are we cooked chat?? 😬
[+7] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: LinkedIn filled with propaganda posts, WSB filled with political discourse, there is nowhere safe.
[+7] u/Street-Badger: So Desert Storm was ~700k troops and six carrier battle groups. The fuck do they think they are going to do with a couple thousand guys and no element of surprise I wonder?
[+7] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Not gonna lie. Expecting the president to be upfront an transparent about a war is regarded. Like yea. Let me tell Iran how many people I'm sending there. Or if im sending people. How much more I'm bombing. Ect... Anyways. Probably going to go long cause I'm not a regard ber.
[+7] u/n1ck90z: March PCE is already expected to be above 3%. Great success
[+6] u/aaapod: we're all so bearish that it's gonna be green monday. everyone shut your mouths.
[+6] u/CornMonkey-Original: 100% - and charged in sex crimes too. . . and nothing will change.
[+6] u/Fast_Signature7684: next week full ralley, too many puts market makets will liquidate them first. 688 first and war is not over then we go to 650 second
[+21] u/platinumarks: Marines being sent to Iran from Japan. Imagine joining the military, getting lucky enough to be assigned to the land of big anime titties, only to find out that they're sending you to lose yet another Middle Eastern war.
[+17] u/BigBritches619: Just bought a coffee at Starbucks for nearly 10$ and it taste like fuckin shit
[+17] u/justaddcatalyst: Smart people figure out science and want to help solve the world’s problems. Dumb people want to use the science to blow things up and end the world. The rest of the world wants Big Booty Latinas.
[+14] u/Traditional_Page_75: In and out like Vietnam!
[+14] u/ThrowRA-KB: You have a bigger chance at getting hit by a parked car
[+11] u/patricktu1258: Monday will be green as fuck because there is no way it can be green
[+9] u/ByahhByahh: Hollywood needs to reboot Golden Girls and have them do OnlyFans.
[+9] u/dinglebarryb0nds: I get most my new music from Ukraine drone videos
[+9] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: I’m happy I can walk and bike to whatever I need. How do people drive for hours a day? Just watched Falling Down with M Douglas? That’s how I’d feel
[+9] u/Dulmut: Somehow i have this feeling that were gonna be fucked for the next few years..shit's pretty rough currently
[+9] u/ismebbb: That guy could've saved so many lives if he was a better shot
[+8] u/Ok_Interview_5809: Everyone thinks woman are so brave when they “free the nipple” but suddenly I’m the “sex predator ” when I whip my weenie out at a hoobastank concert.
[+8] u/stringtheory28: Old Spice deodorant should not be $11
[+8] u/DevilishJoe: 🥭 asking other allies to send their ships to help fix this situation. You can’t chicken out more than that. Anyway, 🌮 will always 🌮 so I am nibbling.
[+8] u/Shinjukin: If they put boots on the ground on Kharg with 5k marines, you're looking at 5k dead marines. This isn't BF3, Kharg is an indefensible patch of coral with zero cover in weapons range of everything Iran can throw at it from mountainous terrain.
This isn't even factoring getting there, what are they gonna do sail through the strait into the Gulf?
[+8] u/moorhound: Workouts in general are stunt workouts. Go do some physical labor.
[+7] u/auroraavm: 7am thoughts. It's amazing how stupid my coworkers are about money & then complain about money. They might as well have bought the ath.
[+7] u/KingRegardothe2nd: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/turkish-owned-ship-allowed-pass-through-strait-hormuz-minister-says-2026-03-13/
[+7] u/Throwaway18987987: *We are calling to let you know that the extended warranty on your Spy calls is expiring*
[+7] u/Ordinary_News_6455: Buy the dip, or don’t and stay poor.
[+7] u/spez_eats_nazi_ass: It’s trash and half the time the code it generates wont compile.
[+7] u/kantargi: Oil matters a lot to Trump. I expect a post Sunday before the open saying the Strait of Hormuz is safe for shipping. Oil -10% minimum at the open
[+7] u/HeavyArmsJin: So do I just go all in on USO Monday premarket the moment it begins
[+6] u/lolman9990: Rumor has it bibi is ded or draft is coming.
Now I think of it, it could be both lol
[+6] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: If you think today was bad, just zoom out - then you'll see the month was bad too.
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: Straight goon dogg hours now
[+19] u/Get_dat_money: "We have destroyed 100% of their military! Except, the drones, missiles, and Mines, so we're sending in more ships, but they are totally destroyed"
[+16] u/barkwoofgrrr: 6 days ago 🥭 said he didn't need the UK's ships because the war had already been won, and now he's requesting ships from all of Europe and China
[+15] u/0DTEKing: Taco: “IRAN away from the Epstein files”
🤣😂🤣
[+14] u/FistEnergy: Iran has publicly announced that UAE oil infrastructure will be targeted and destroyed in the next few hours. They are retaliating for Kharg Island. Meanwhile, in Yemen:
"Yemen’s Houthis have announced they’ll be joining the war in support of Iran shortly. Analysts expect them to shut down another strait, Bab El-Mandeb, which will close the Suez Canal."
the next level of escalation is here. The new floor for oil is $125 and the American financial markets have already emptied their bag of tricks to suppress it. $150 is a real possibility now. Not to mention LNG, helium, fertilizer, etc. Not good!
[+13] u/No-Sympathy-686: Good morning fellow middle east diplomatic experts!
[+12] u/derprondo: This season of 🥭 has really jumped the shark.
[+11] u/Nicole_Salazar: https://preview.redd.it/aubgf89ju0pg1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a529e2edc824075ee77a8aeed9d9886980202e1
I’m not endorsing the war at all, I think they’re all awful.
[+10] u/abscando: Imagine having to go to work at Burj Khalifa
[+10] u/Active_Drawing_3362: I feel reassured now that Krugman said "It will be worse than the oil shock of '73"
The guy is the Jim Cramer of macroeconomics
[+10] u/Cat_Booger: Fuck man, I'm at a real low point. Got $1000 in my bank, just got laid off, my car broke down 🤦♂️
Thinking of just getting into trade school at this point and saying fuck it.
First time I've ever had to file for unemployment too, shit sucks man, thankful to live in the US though, there's an opportunity I just need to capitalize on it.
Really thinking of just becoming a fucking plumber 🤦♂️
Either that or I hit another 100k with by trading with unemployment checks 😂
[+10] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: 4 inches is above average I don’t want to hear it
[+10] u/OrangMiskin: Playing the violin for the red state farmers. LMAO
[+9] u/Lostmymindandmoney: I failed at life. I really don’t know what to do anymore. It’s over
[+9] u/rdblaw: If this aint the fall of America, it’s the start of it. When corruption runs rampant without them even trying to hide it, you know it’s game over
[+9] u/br0botic: Somehow we are down only 5% on spy lol
[+8] u/breadlover96: Put some butter in it’s really good
[+8] u/Mr_Worst_Timing: As a man. Working with emotionally unstable men is exhausting. I’ve lost over 50K in a trade and carried on the rest of the day as if nothing happened.
[+8] u/Joey-Cap: Diddys oil stockpile would have made him one of the richest men on the planet
[+8] u/Axwe8: Why did **Bearhunter429** make his profile private? 🤔
[+8] u/0DTEKing: Taco 🤡has no clue WTH he is doing 😂🤣😂🤣
[+8] u/AltMotive3: U kno the vibes are insane when WSB is politicking and debating foreign policy. Ngl kinda riveting, kinda regarded
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Bruh I was cash gang too. Then I thought I bought the dip earlier last week. But the dip kept dipping. Now I'm fucked! Fuckk!
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: you know its the bottom when everyone starts posting their AI generated bear fanfiction
[+7] u/kal14144: Buttcorn weird rally died. Smugglers got their money through already?
[+6] u/SpaceCatVII: "Analysts are suggesting that the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit, which is leaving their home port in Japan for the Middle East, may be not just the first use of ground troops in the US’s war on Iran, but also that these troops could be used to take over control of the oil refinery part of Kharg Island – and essentially remove part of Iran’s ability to function economically."
My portfolio is so fuk already reee
[+6] u/solidsneeze: would flip flops on the ground be less scary?
[+6] u/borkdpasito: Someone just sold huge on oil. Log off 🥭
[+18] u/Mark_Underscore: The dow will always be $50,000 in our hearts 🥰
[+17] u/MuricanWisecrack: [10m ago17.19 GMT](https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/mar/14/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-warns-of-retaliation-after-trump-says-military-targets-on-kharg-island-obliterated?page=with%3Ablock-69b598038f086d5b46c02c9e#block-69b598038f086d5b46c02c9e)
**Trump’s administration has rebuffed efforts by Middle Eastern allies to start diplomatic negotiations aimed at ending the** [**Iran**](https://www.theguardian.com/world/iran) **war** that started two weeks ago with a massive US-Israeli air assault, according to reporting from Reuters.
Iran has rejected the possibility of any ceasefire until US and Israeli strikes end, two senior Iranian sources told Reuters, adding that several countries had been trying to mediate an end to the conflict. The lack of interest from Washington and Tehran suggests both sides are digging in for an extended conflict, even as the widening war inflicts civilian casualties and Iran’s closure of the [Strait of Hormuz](https://www.theguardian.com/world/strait-of-hormuz) sends oil prices soaring.
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A shahed drone just hit my fukin portfolio and its on fire
[+16] u/zerdri: If oil hits $1200/barrel im gonna make like $3k
[+16] u/GrossFleshSack: I just had a realization of a potential reality. What if the newly appointed leader of Iran is actually already dead, and they appointed a dead man so that he can't be assassinated. They can just keep using his name and whatever internal secret leadership is alive will keep making the decisions, otherwise the new leader would just keep getting assassinated and morale would plummet. Instead now their opponents are looking for someone who doesn't even exist. This means the conflict will likely drag on even longer in my opinion.
[+12] u/Oneok-Field: >BREAKING: FAA halts flights at four major airports due to strong odor
Who left their basement?
[+12] u/Striking-Fig924: Going to wait for gas prices to dip before i fill my tank
Don’t buy when it’s high guys
[+12] u/ConstantSpace5809: Imagine trying to escort an NPC with 2 HP through a narrow straight while 5,000 enemies surround you with weapons that deal 5-10 splash damage.
[+11] u/twostroke1: Why don’t we just put up a giant painting of a sea on the Iran border at the straight of Hormuz so they think it’s empty and then all the ships pass through safely behind it.
Like something straight out a Looney Tunes episode.
[+11] u/jeezuspieces: There's a mod on here that's on a power trip
[+11] u/TimujinTheTrader: I only get my info from ligma.net
[+10] u/Usedillusion7: Imagine knowing everything there is to know about this person for the last 11 years yet it isn't until now that you finally decide to get off the 🥭 train
[+9] u/poopy_wizard132: I feel like US did invade Venezuela...
[+9] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: This is right up wallstreet bets alley
https://x.com/Nexuist/status/2032558967495483431
"Global shipping is facing an unprecedented crisis and twocents has the solution. Today, we’re proud to announce House of Hormuz: Using public AIS data you can now bet on which cargo ships will attempt to cross the Strait and when they will re-appear on the other side.
Once the crews start insider trading, they’ll all make a run for it and force the strait open! Iran can’t sink them all!"
[+9] u/khryseos: they should have mentioned the target of their epic furry was my portfolio
[+9] u/miata_only: Why is US so interested in islands, you guys?
[+8] u/Usedillusion7: If I'm only losing money in the market, casino and sports betting is that enough or should I find a 4th and 5th way to diversify my loses more?
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: the iranians will just continue to destroy oil and gas infrastructure with cheap drones day after day, they still have thousands and thousands of them. Even with an open strait of hormuz, the output of oil and gas is diminished now. They prepared for this shit for years. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+7] u/MuricanWisecrack: best comment of today was from Arif\*, Student in Teheran regarding the "deranged Scumbags" comment and the daily ongoing heavy bombing.
"You are all worse than each other"
[+7] u/Horcsogg: Strait ain't looking like it's gonna open for some time?
[+7] u/_Netgirth: “But for reasons of decency, I have chosen not to wipe out their oil infrastructure” 🧐👉🏼X
[+27] u/Level_Counter3062: Hey everyone don't worry I am currently monitoring the situation
[+18] u/GuyFaulks77: 🥭 to the troops: “some of you are going to die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make”
[+16] u/Split_Seconds: Wait.
The world's biggest army that decimated the enemy can't look after a body of water?
And then asks for help ? From the people shit talked for years and tarrifed ?
This is idiocy like the world has never seen before in the history of seeing things before like you would never believe.
[+15] u/PulIthEld: Lmao we really gave the dumbest mother fucker alive the keys to the most powerful nation in history.
There's Alexander the Grape and now Alexander the Orange.
[+14] u/iFunnyImmigrant: The United States of America has beaten and completely decimated my portfolio, both Militarily, Economically, and in every other way
[+13] u/DumbbellPadawan: I was just reading some comments below. Do people *really* think Caroline Leavitt is pretty? Or are they being facetious?
[+12] u/Character_Pirate_152: The people who run the US economy are using $4 million missiles to shoot down $20K drones. I am feeling very bearish right now.
[+12] u/YNeverWAlone: Under 6ft balding dudes preaching might is right getting pressed the Iran thing is taking longer than advertised to the point they can’t even take a joke lmao
[+10] u/SouthNice7324: Generational debt opportunities incoming
[+10] u/Several_Bread_9144: The United States of America has beaten and completely decimated Iran, both Militarily, Economically, and in every other way, but the Countries of the World that receive Oil through the Hormuz Strait must take care of that passage, and we will help — A LOT! The U.S. will also coordinate with those Countries so that everything goes quickly, smoothly, and well. This should have always been a team effort, and now it will be — It will bring the World together toward Harmony, Security, and Everlasting Peace! President DONALD J. TRUMP
[+10] u/According_To_Me_: BREAKING: Sources claim top competitors from major esports titles such as Counter-Strike 2, Call of Duty, and League of Legends are being evaluated for roles to defeat Iran on Kong’s Skull island.
[+10] u/lysergalien: Godspeed to those of you regards who bought calls Friday hoping for a TACO
[+9] u/NewDawn101: Shorting oil on Friday was the move
[+9] u/TheGeoGod: Wish I listened to my cat and bought puts
[+8] u/Several_Bread_9144: He took too much tylenol
[+8] u/No_Skirt_4689: He’s a 6 but he’s exit liquidity for the hedgies
(It’s all of us)
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: Just remember if we go down 10%, all that recovery can happen in a day. You just don't know which day...
[+8] u/_LakeCity_: Are you boys ready to be pressed through a fine metal screen on Monday morning?
[+8] u/JernauG: Smart people have already taken the best trades they’re greedy
[+7] u/horseisahorse: I've been periodically checking in on certain youtube stock market guys for the past few weeks and every time there is a small rally, they draw an extending line up to some ridiculous number and I've been watching them gradually lower it from 695 to 688