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[+156] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: 2000 dot com bubble. 2008 the housing crisis. 2026 a retard woke up one day and started a war
[+146] u/zmarrano91: SPY closing at 666 going into Friday the 13th
[+122] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/dyler13 made a bet that SPY would go to 666.0 within **1 day** when it was 675.64 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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[+113] u/yyn1999: who is ready to die for israel ?
[+107] u/BrokeDickRizz: Trump is the worst thing that has happened to America yet. I thought bush was retarded. This pants shitter fucked us all
[+90] u/WallofNarwhal: Is a recession a recession indicator?
[+90] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: The retarded bols who voted for him and unironically said he's good for the market sure are awfully quiet right now
[+86] u/_dudehangsdong: https://preview.redd.it/qd2w3e1i7oog1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a01fa39aa37bc776db121899b1a36b31f458e1
[+85] u/GrandBarnacle575: The Dow is at 50k will live in infamy
[+84] u/ThrowRAhehsndbr: Trumps a fucking retard
[+71] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I fuckin hate that fat orange
[+69] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: JPow should finish the market off by announcing a rate hike just because 🥭 might get an aneurysm from it
[+64] u/Ecstatic_Love4691: My wife wants to buy a $1,000 swing set today. She has no idea the money is gone
[+60] u/ViridianEight: The US is so smart attacking a government which has spent its entire existence preparing for a defensive war with absolutely no plan
[+53] u/jonneh: > **Bessent**: We know Iran hasn’t mined the Hormuz Strait
#
Yaaa bro at this point the only way you’ll convince me is if you take your mega yacht out there and do donuts. Otherwise I’m not buying it 🤣🤣
[+51] u/hey-coffee-eyes: Damn sleepy Joe economy. He can't keep getting away with this!
[+46] u/Pete26l96: I just saw the post about 10K turning into 9.5K in WSB's top picks.
Well if you invested 10K on Jan 1, 2026 in r/ValueInvesting 's top stock picks you would have $4700 today LOL
[+42] u/SuffiecientSapian: I’ve given 50k back to the market since my peak. I’m almost back to $0
FUCK ME
[+41] u/aaapod: lost 15k today realized please kill me
[+40] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Iran this, Israel that. Well Iran out of money and the struggle Israel
[+39] u/Gom_KBull: # BOLS BE LIKE
~~OK 682 is the bottom~~
~~OK 680 is the bottom~~
~~OK 676 is the bottom~~
~~OK 672 is the bottom~~
~~OK 670 is the bottom~~
~~OK 667 is the bottom~~
OK 666 is the bottom
# 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
^(KEEN TOCKY)
[+38] u/shakazuluwithanoodle: man the guy who claimed the Ukr/Rus war was dumb and would never have happened if he was in charge, starts an even dumber war
[+37] u/GoldenEelReveal76: Who starts a war with Iran and doesn’t immediately secure the Straight of Hormuz? 🥭
[+37] u/G_I_Joe_Mansueto: The clapping at the close is so funny when markets are down 1.5%
[+37] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Kiss those freaking midterms goodbye.
[+37] u/UsernameTaken_123: BREAKING: MASSIVE EXPLOSION HEARD IN MY PORTFOLIO - AP NEWS
[+37] u/peterpeer9: The U.S. should add 3 more states.
Because 53 is a prime number.
Then we can truly be one nation, indivisible.
[+36] u/Micheal_Hancho: # WAY TO GO OBAMA, YOU REALLY GOT US INTO A MESS THIS TIME! 😡🤬
[+35] u/BrokeDickRizz: Fuckin retards at the helm. The fuck do we do? Our elected officials are sitting their clapping him on at his speeches
[+35] u/gomper: Rednecks gonna be paying $8 a gallon to fill up their huge ass pickup trucks this summer
[+35] u/wyudtix: A young attractive white woman delivered my DoorDash order. Puts on everything
[+35] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: Here's how the press conference will go, "khameni personally called me from his big beautiful coma to tell me what a big strong man I am and that he will be unconditionally surrendering soon any day now when he shakes my yuge hands, believe me, it will be the 12th war I ended, you will be so tired of all the winning" and spy will go to all time highs 📈 while another cargo ship blows up 🤡
[+33] u/Maximum_Light409: Reminder of the day: Iran isn't Cuba; Iran isn't Venezuela.
[+33] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: BREAKING: JD VANCE STATES IF IRAN JUST SAYS THANK YOU THIS CAN ALL BE OVER
[+32] u/ArkAngelEV: lol Jim Cramer just said this is the bottom of the dip.
May god have mercy on our souls.
[+31] u/Sweg_OG: the ADBE r/valueinvesting thread reads like poetry
>***I am rage buying. I hate this stock, literally the worst performing stock in my port of almost 75 stocks. I cannot stand it, buying in pure rage and shock. Wish I never bought it, POS, dead stock.***
[+31] u/LarsTarkas: Allow Russia to sell oil so they can better finance their war with Ukraine, support the Iranian regime and give China easy access to oil. The is next level of fucking your own ass 🎉
[+30] u/RemarkableVictory990: BESSENT: WE KNOW IRAN HASN'T MINED THE HORMUZ STRAIT
When you keep lying and the UK says the opposite it's kinda hard to believe you[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2032206686673395875)
[+29] u/PompeiiSketches: 666 into Friday the 13th is too on the nose script writers
[+29] u/NotMe357: Damn, SPY is at 666$ and tomorrow is Friday 13th. Fuck! Gonna be sick tomorrow lmao
[+29] u/SylvnRlc: TOFU man. Trump Only Fucks Up
[+29] u/MeeseShoop: Sleepy would’ve had us at SPY 800 by now
[+28] u/falling_knives: Went to get gas today. I guess I'll be walking more.
[+28] u/cashflow_: Remy 10 years ago. Was number one post in Reddit
https://preview.redd.it/pzk6ih1kmpog1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d2059c51f6a62051a9301eb126c114ea7df8290
[+28] u/Kabrosif: I hate this timeline we’re living in. So you’re telling me we’re going to buy and use Russian oil/energy in exchange for them to beef up their economy and strengthen their military to fight Ukraine while also feeding Iran Intel to fight us? The only winner here is Russia. Bravo 🥭
[+28] u/jarkon-anderslammer: Good news for the boys who spent 2024 listening to 3-hour podcasts about becoming alpha males. The government has a free testosterone challenge waiting for you. It's called the Middle East, the dress code is camo, and Joe Rogan is not going.
[+27] u/_Netgirth: Bibi pleasee call it off. I’m sorry I used to use Jewish as a synonym for frugal when I was younger
[+27] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Every single person telling you short term pain for long term gain is lying to you and needs to be removed from office. We've lost control of the escalation. This is an utter fucking failure that we will feel for decades.
[+27] u/Ill-Expression1737: **Journalist:** "You said the war is very complete. But your defense secretary says this is just the beginning. So which is it?"
**Trump:** "You could say both."
🤣
[+27] u/Disconn3cted: Jim Cramer: Don't let Iran war-induced market volatility scare you out of stocks
Get out while you can
[+27] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Lifting sanctions on Russian oil because of a war we started.
I’m tired of winning, grandpa
[+27] u/k3t4mine: On train, fit girl sitting across from me. Fairly certain she doesn’t know the last time Brent traded above $100 with problems in credit markets was 2008. Should I tell her?
[+27] u/Mast3rfinish25: Iran has literally just copied the plot of Dune as a military strategy. Just keep guerrilla attacking the Spice transports indefinitely and the great houses give up and fuck off back to their home planets. Meanwhile the value of Spice goes through the roof.
[+27] u/Burtonwurton: Listen retards, for whoever needs to hear it, it’s just money. Don’t do anything stupid.
[+26] u/no_simpsons: might be one of those pick up pizza and pretend my life is normal kind of nights.
[+26] u/NotMe357: CNBC's Jim Cramer issues a crucial warning as the stock market sinks and oil prices spike due to conflict overseas.
"Believe me, you'll be kicking yourself if you sell everything and then you have to watch this market rebound without you," Cramer said Thursday."
Bull are fucked!
[+26] u/baller1able: Remember when 🥭 said if 🐨 were elected, world wars would start and the stock market would crash? Pepperidge Farm remembers...
[+26] u/gomper: Remember when 🥭 supporters thought gas was expensive under sleepy j? Lol
[+25] u/Comfortable_Oil6642: SPY calls no brainer
[+25] u/skarfbeaulonee: Only a fucking moron would start a war while Mercury is in retrograde.
[+25] u/isolated-cat: US INTERVENTION IN OIL FUTURES WOULD BE ‘BIBLICAL DISASTER’, CME WARNS
so they are admitting to fraud and manipulation in futures market. shocker
[+25] u/Unassisted3P: >Closed under $670
>WW3 Literally a Tweet away
>3 Month, YTD and 1yr chart all ominous af
>Oil about to be $150 a barrel
>still no Nvidia sex robots
All signs pointing signaling we're fucked. Due for a Spy +2% day tomorrow.
[+25] u/wyudtix: the war is over but also just beginning and there is no war
[+25] u/abroadbroadband: Remember when Executive Orders were a thing?
Then it was tariffs
Now it's **war**
[+24] u/looool_k_libtard: Market has done fucking nothing since October and growth names are all down 30-60%. Fuck this. I quit and I’ll see you tomorrow
[+24] u/Icy-Guide7976: All this because some people in the south believe the magic man will come back if Israel controls all of historical judea.
[+24] u/Peppertheredfox: US is stunned and confused that they started a war with people who can shoot back
[+24] u/Just_Function_7040: Generations to come will not believe how moronic people must have been in this country to elect mango. Complete travesty of justice to them
[+24] u/darklordyy: gas being 6 dollars actually just makes me hustle more thank you 🥭
[+24] u/WornToga: why don't they just tokenize the crude and move it over permissionless blockchain rails, completely bypassing the Strait of Hormuz??
[+23] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I need this egomaniac to wrap this shit up quick so I can have money to divorce my wife before my trip to Thailand this summer
[+23] u/Lcc30: Day 11,823 still no Lamborghini
[+23] u/Sensitive_Ring_2946: OIL prices will only continue to go up. Iranians are Persians. You’re a fool if you think they bow down to anyone..
[+23] u/jonneh: Bro.. Peter Navarro wrote an op-ed in the Journal entitled “The War in Iran will Lower Energy Prices”
#
💀💀💀
[+23] u/RemarkableVictory990: U.S. OFFICIALS REPORT THAT IRAN IS LAYING MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK TIMES. THIS CONTRADICTS EARLIER REMARKS BY TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT WHO STATED IRAN HAD NOT MINED THE STRAIT.
what a shitshow[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032214216783118431)
[+22] u/Shacreme: Hey guys I’ve come from 2016….I just wanted to tell you guys to not to kill that Gorilla. Shit becomes crazy.
[+22] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: 2 hugeass refuelling aircrafts went down. It was not to hostile or friendly fire. Which just cements my theory: There is a xenomorph loose over there. It's fukkd.
[+22] u/Isthatastarorufo: America is truly a retarded nation
[+22] u/Savagebabypig: Why would Joe Biden do this to us
[+22] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Full porting calls at open tomorrow then letting God take the wheel.
[+21] u/jmc774: I'm starting to think zero planning went into this war and we just went off vibes
[+20] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Do you guys remember when dubstep was really popular
[+20] u/PushAble2463: This operation furry shit might be the cringiest and dumbest war I’ve ever even read about
[+20] u/Basis_404_: I filled up my car with $50 of gas and drove it all week and still have $50 of gas.
Checkmate speculators
[+20] u/Avgvstvs-Trajanvs: 🥭 daily routine
\>Wakes up
\>Bombs a random country he can't find on the map
\>Blame the libtards
\>Shitpost on truth social for 10 hours
\>Repeat
[+20] u/jmc774: Send scott bessent into the strait of homos
[+20] u/Vaxtin: > The US admits the loss of a refueling aircraft over Iraq
> March 12 2026 5:40pm EST
https://www.centcom.mil/MEDIA/PRESS-RELEASES/Press-Release-View/Article/4432850/loss-of-us-kc-135-over-iraq/
[+20] u/unholy-confetti: One upvote and i will buy META with full margin
[+20] u/SquirtleStomp: I think literally gambling would be a more effective investment strategy rn
[+20] u/trainwreck001: IRAN HAS JET SKIS WITH FREAKIN LASER BEAMS IN THE STRAITS.
BADASS MF'S
OIL $300
[+20] u/veggieroll1up: This level of incompetence is not priced in.
[+20] u/Bichael-Murry: i am in complete disbelief with the current state of our simulation
[+20] u/orsomeshitidk: >The Pentagon and National Security Council significantly underestimated Iran’s willingness to close the Strait of Hormuz in response to U.S. military strikes while planning the ongoing wide-spread strike operation against Iran, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter who spoke to CNN.
>Top officials with the Trump Administration acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the Strait of Hormuz in response to strikes, under the belief that closing the vital waterways within the strait would hurt Iran more than the United States.
‘Listen I know we killed this dudes father, mother, wife, child, sister, and extended family, and have bombed everything else of military value and also children, but damn can you believe this guy is so pissed?!’
[+20] u/RoundMammoth2947: Israel got 🥭 by the balls
[+19] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: Ofc the planes that went down were boeing lmao
[+19] u/smart_doge: Yo mama so phat, she can’t even fit through the strait of Hormuz
[+19] u/ConstantAd1: None of you have commandeered a ship full of oil through the Strait of Hormuz and it shows
[+19] u/Extension-Change-441: I HOPE EVERYONE MAKES A LOT OF FKING MONEY TOMORROW
[+19] u/YNeverWAlone: The air fryer is a better innovation and does more good for the world than artificial intelligence.
[+19] u/Flat_Scientist8214: call me crazy, but I'm starting to think this war isn't really over.
[+19] u/swift2931: Spy 666 on 13th Friday in war. Satan calls at open.
[+19] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: I am once again asking, can we please throw 🥭 into 🌋. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+19] u/Icy_Calligrapher7080: This war is the perfect excuse for all the big players to exit as much as possible from the AI bubble.
I expect more announcements of cancelled projects and funding, regardless of TACO or any other outcome.
[+19] u/wyudtix: Puts on Operation Epstein Fury
[+19] u/Emilio___Molestevez: military: losing to pajama boys
government: pedos
treasury or whatever: walking into short squeeze
citizens: fat and retarded
consensus: winning
[+18] u/pekas13: So is Greenland a US territory now? All these unfinished loops and side quests! And whatever happened to capping credit card interest rates at 10%? And the tariff refund checks? And no taxes on tips and overtime? What about the golden dome? And Chevron ramping up oil extraction in Venezuela? Does Zelensky have the cards or still no cards? Oh and did Mexico pay for the wall yet?
[+18] u/puffinnbluffin: What are my moves tomorrow? Get fucked again like every day 🤡
[+18] u/oldsguy65: I could have sworn there were some files or something I was supposed to think about, but this war is so distracting I can't remember.
[+18] u/UsernameTaken_123: 2 refueling aircraft down, not due to hostile fire though. Must have been the wind, just like with all those radar sites magically blowing up
[+18] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Holy fuck can we get a normal fucking president millions of ppl vote for this shit
[+18] u/ThermalChaser: 🥭: "When oil prices go up, we make a lot of money."
"We" doing some heavy lifting there.
[+18] u/DeezSpicyNuts: My girlfriend’s son told me I suck at LEGOs and I was like bruh, you’re into that whack Bionicles shit, I had a motherfucking *electric train* and that bitch actually moved I will fight you in the octagon
[+18] u/coolopinionlmao: Can't imagine the mental gymnastics the actual retards over at r/conservative are doing these days
[+18] u/vsmand1: We’re fucked. All because this imbecile decided to attack Iran again for no reason.
[+18] u/SpicyPanda27: believe it or not... calls
[+17] u/CDulst: Did this moron really just try to twist high oil prices as a good thing lmao.
How retarded does he think we are.
[+17] u/JSlickJ: Opening at 666 for friday the 13th
[+17] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: I think I miss my Boe Jiden
[+17] u/Noble_Bastard: LMAO. SPY is at 666 on Friday the 13th. Wars all over the world.
Believe it or not calls.
[+17] u/Tay_Tay86: I bet these guys really thought war would be easy. They were so arrogant about Ukraine not having the cards and other security fears all around the world.
They do a small style Venezuela op to try it out.
Then do something bigger and they get in over their heads.
The worst part is how confident they are. They aren't going to stop
[+17] u/orsomeshitidk: I need to go to sleep but I don’t want to go to sleep. In the morning I will need to wake up but I won’t want to wake up. I resist changes to my current state lol.
[+17] u/Fhyzikz: 🥭 could have just done nothing for his entire term and made things up that he's "doing" and just taken credit for the good economy. My mother and every other braindead regarded hog would literally not know the difference and our ports would be up a shit ton
[+17] u/SoloOutdoor: Secretary of Defense should be required to front any battle in person.
[+17] u/NotMe357: Holyshit! SPY close almost at 666$ lmao
TACO's favourite number.
[+17] u/Technical_Scallion_2: So everything looks completely fucked for tomorrow and all red and no chance of anything positive. So I threw everything into 1DTE QQQ calls, of course.
[+17] u/pink_ego_box: Commodities supercycles:
1 - Gold - Moves first
2 - Other metals - Silver, Copper, PGM...
3 - Energy - **You are here**
4 - Agriculture - What happens when half of the world's nitrogen fertilizers can't leave the Strait?
[https://x.com/TaviCosta/status/2032191137960837443/photo/1](https://x.com/TaviCosta/status/2032191137960837443/photo/1)
[+17] u/general-illness: Retirement was a cool dream.
[+17] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: Oh look Admiral Bessent lied again: U.S. OFFICIALS REPORT THAT IRAN IS LAYING MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK TIMES.
[+17] u/br0botic: He can’t lie about gas prices going down anymore, so instead the new spin is the US makes a lot of money if gas prices go up 🤣
[+17] u/KittyLover-7: Day 12 of nominating bullrfuk and bearhunter to be used as decoys in the strait
[+17] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I am convinced Witkoff is a traitor for Russia. There is no way this man always just happens to side with them in literally everything. Second most retarded cabinet official after Nutlick LMAO
[+17] u/PopularCut4124: Scott bessent raped me
[+16] u/pootenanner: I didn’t realize the serious money you can make playing Spx 0dte at like the very end of the day. Just risk 500 or less but damn the payouts are enormous if it moves in your favor.
[+16] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I hope adobe shareholders feel how I feel when I try to convert pdfs on acrobat and it glitches the fuck out
[+16] u/PlayFree_Bird: No way oil holds up here for long. The thing about oil price shocks is that they tend to resolve themselves by inducing recessions.
[+16] u/OG_L0c: Jim Cramer says the market will rebound. It's over...
[+16] u/cashflow_: I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW IRANIAN OVERLORDS
[+16] u/rocier: this is gonna be a shitty year
[+16] u/orsomeshitidk: I miss having a manual vehicle. It’s sad they have basically done away with them in the US.
[+16] u/nknk_3: Huge green dildo tomorrow
[+16] u/BarbellPadawan: 🥭 is literally a bigger idiot than anyone here. Who the fuk voted for this dumb shit?
[+16] u/nyse25: my dm to her was so good she's still reading it a year later 😎
[+16] u/Sick0h: I used to wonder how those Nigerian princes got people. Now I get it. People gullible af.
[+16] u/legible_print: 🥭 started a war with a rogue state that, even though it has diminished military capabilities, can just fuck with the Strait of Hormuz and, through that, totally fuck with our economy. Like it is turning a light switch on and off.
That’s it. We found it. Pure, uncut stupidity.
[+16] u/ArcDogRob: Ironic that the only country benefiting from this is Russia
Pee-pee tapes are real
[+16] u/Blyadhole: What don’t they make oil barrels smaller? It would them cost less
[+16] u/soad1331: https://preview.redd.it/4jgm9v2oeoog1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc138715bfadb3dcbc92d46f8cc9fbe230dc9db0
[+16] u/DopeBook: Fertilizer is the new silver.
[+16] u/RemarkableVictory990: aww he was feeling left out NORTH KOREA CLAIMS JAPAN'S MILITARY BUILDUP IS PART OF PREPARATIONS FOR A "REINVASION," ACCORDING TO KCNA.[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032203293708149077)
[+16] u/pootenanner: Can the treasury get margin called lmao
[+16] u/SeniorVibeAnalyst: Why don’t they just roll the oil across Saudi Arabia on logs like how the Egyptians built the pyramids?
[+16] u/Vegetable_Push6542: There is no TACO this time. All previous TACOs were things that DJT could change in a second like tariffs, Greenland, etc.
This is out of his control.
[+16] u/RockasaurusRex: * The average newborn baby weighs between 7 and 8 pounds.
* It takes a snake up to 2 weeks to digest a meal between 5 and 10 pounds.
* Ted Cruz's recent vacation was approximately 2 weeks long.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
[+16] u/Trader0721: I feel like a ber feasting at a salmon run…I can’t move from gorging…
[+16] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: We'd need boots on the ground to secure the strait. That's the problem right now
[+16] u/zendayastoothbrush: The world is full of pretenders and fakes. At the end of the day, nobody knows why we even exist, yet theres people who walk around like they're immortal
[+15] u/mrsweettreats: When 🥭 tweeted "when oil prices go up we make a lot money"
That was definitely enough info for me on USO calls
[+15] u/McKoijion: Y’all are greatly overestimating the average American’s willingness to die for Israel. A month of $5 gas and we’d unconditionally surrender to Iran.
[+15] u/LoveUMoreThanEggs: 🚨🚨🚨 I’m getting an update: looks like the president is still a retard. Damn, looks like it is what it is, folks🤷♂️
[+15] u/WSB-mods-are-: Can't believe I spent all that time just dicking around in 3rd grade instead of balls deep in real estate smh
[+15] u/TickTockTaudit: US incinerating billions a day in a fog of confusion while sandal bros with slingshots and kayak mines rally.
[+15] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Cash gang wants the market to crash and burn just like bers, but are too pussy to bet it.
Source: I’m cash gang.
[+15] u/Salty-Bid1597: I wonder what historians are going to call this self inflicted and entirely avoidable global economic crash. The Donnie Dip? The Great Retarded Recession? The Epstein Blunder?
[+15] u/KanonBalls: American soldiers on the ground, hunted and mauled by cheap drones. What a legacy for 🥭.
[+15] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: JPMorgan: "If the US cannot achieve a short-term victory, it seems likely that it will be forced to attempt a ground war to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. If so, this could transform into a multiyear war"
[+15] u/KittyLover-7: You gotta scalp like a motherfucker man
When the position is green get your fatass outta there
[+15] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: So is Bessent just making shit up?
[+15] u/sleepygarner: Do my tax dollars make me an accomplice to the murder of 160 school girls?
[+15] u/NlNJANEER: You guys wanna see oil futures go down? Watch this, I'm about to buy a contract and I promise you, price will immediately drop.
[+15] u/dontslambro: Can you believe that the DOW has lost just about 7% since Bondis 50,000 comment on Feb 11th
[+15] u/Fast-Bet9275: Iran has released its demands in the war. It’s looking like they want an actual peace treaty versus the cease fire situation.
1. Recognition of national rights
2. Reparations.
3. Security guarantees likely backed by third parties.
Since they are currently winning this thing, I don’t imagine it will end until they have all of these
[+15] u/handsome_uruk: Isn’t anyone bothered that soon after Sam Bankman fraud we get Sam Altman. The fuckers running the simulation are really messing with us.
[+15] u/Character_Pirate_152: Iran is fighting for its survival and sovereignty. What is the US fighting for? Cheap oil? Didn't we already have that before the war?
[+15] u/i-Vison: 🥭 lies, so anything he says market won’t trust him
[+15] u/coolopinionlmao: 🥭 is such a fucking retard that he STILL doesn't understand Powell can't just unilaterally cut the fucking rates
[+15] u/Vaxtin: 666.66 on eve of Friday 13th is too good
[+15] u/StoneyGwynn: You guys are my only friends
[+15] u/Soffatjockis: Mango, I need you to do something your dad didnt...
Pull out.
[+15] u/Snowman33001: Remember when the biggest mango controversy was building “the wall?”
My how time flies
[+15] u/FrostySoftPressure: Why is it so bearish here, didn’t your president said that you’ve already won the war 🤔
[+15] u/NlNJANEER: I shit you not, this is why
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[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: “It’s a gallon of gas, Don Jr, what could it cost, $10?”
[+14] u/WSB-mods-are-: Mods don't know what time 4:00 is at
[+14] u/WSB-mods-are-: Starting to have my doubts that these SPY 690 calls will pay out tomorrow
[+14] u/definatelynotme321: I still can’t believe “the Dow is at 50k” screeched by that vampire lady was the top. How am I so foolish.
[+14] u/trainwreck001: IRAN BROUGHT DOWN A TOMAHAWK MISSLE WITH A ROCK. YOU CANT WIN WITH THESE MF'S.
LOL
[+14] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Donnie you are out of your element. You don't hold the cards.
[+14] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: People who think our orange leader is senile and getting dumber should consider this:
In his first term he took three years to bring the global economy to a panicked standstill. This term he took only one.
Orange man is getting stronger!
[+14] u/akosuo: " BESSENT TELLS SKY NEWS AN INTERNATIONAL COALITION COULD PROTECT SHIPS IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ." Are you ready for the shitshow ?
[+14] u/ihopethisworksfornow: https://preview.redd.it/0fqtqlg1eoog1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e8b01912e11bcb068120b25351918aae26337fd
# 🎈🥳🎉
[+14] u/Pury101: Blue Owl and Blackstone are drilling to the earth's core. I guess the one positive of the upcoming financial crisis is the PE and private credit morons getting fucked
[+14] u/Overall-Fold-9720: 🥭 likely asking his advisors why the oil wouldn't go down after he released half our petroleum reserves
[+14] u/UsernameTaken_123: Who gonna cross the strait based on what Bessent says lmao
I remember when govt officials were at least a little bit trustworthy. Now its just a complete shitshow
[+14] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: centcom confirms a loss of tanker aircraft and says it wasn't an attack.
yeah right.
[+14] u/coolopinionlmao: dumbfuck 🥭 is completely cooked (not that it matters to redhat mouthbreathers)
he's already throwing Hegtard and Jared Kuckner and whoever the fuck else under the bus for this retarded 'special military operation that's totally not a war'
[+14] u/Bam2458: Thank god the war is over and we won within the first hour, right? Shit could have gotten really bad.
[+14] u/Liability049-6319: Buying oil from our largest enemy. God.... I wish Don would learn the Art of the Stroke
[+14] u/Vegetable_Push6542: This market is just gambling on what fake news this admin is going to say and when they're going to say it
[+14] u/AvocadoPurees: 9 days until I have to fill up my tank again and war is still not over. Hell im still clueless about why we're there
[+14] u/kellyk311: The instructions were clear; do not let Biff Tannen get the almanac.
Well, here we are.
[+14] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “the promise of strategic airpower, that it could win wars entirely or primarily from the skies, turns out so far to have been largely a mirage; in about 80 years of testing the theory, strategic bombing has yet to produce a clear example where it worked as intended. Instead, strategic airpower must be one of the most thoroughly tested doctrines in modern warfare and it has failed nearly every test.”
https://acoup.blog/2022/10/21/collections-strategic-airpower-101/
[+14] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Any female here! I have calls 😎😘
[+14] u/PositiveToe2761: My doomer prediction : 1. Oil keeps going up new guy in charge actually isn’t open to friendly peace negotiations after watching his entire family get slaughtered. Strait is permanently closed 2. CIA and mossad stage large scale T attack in CA to gain support for war and blame Iran. 3. This triggers a reason for boots on ground 4. Draft by end of 2027 which is artificially beneficial for job numbers and makes poor people go to war instead of chasing the rat race 5. Riots happen because of this marshal law is ordered, 🥭will get third term. 6. By end of 2028 full scale k shaped economy where if your young you either go to war or go work for penny’s in jail. Bonus: pltr drones to manage new social credit score.
[+14] u/jonneh: > Top officials with the 🥭 Administration acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the Strait of Hormuz in response to strikes, under the belief that closing the vital waterways within the strait would hurt Iran more than the United States.
#
If oil climbs to $125 or more, no amount of “we won!” or “the crooked left wing media wants you to believe we lost but we won!” can deny the facts every time we see gas prices at the pump. There is no way to 🌮 out of this one but I’m sure he’ll try. There is no path to the taco, no stream of salsa, no creek of nacho cheese. There is only pure retardadium 🧪
[+14] u/AdCritical5383: For my fellow retards who failed geography:
Iran is a fookin’ huge country compared to our prior military engagements. It’s the same size as Montana + Wyoming + Colorado + New Mexico + Idaho + Utah with six times the population at 90 Million people. It’s almost 4 times the size of Iraq with twice the population.
[+14] u/OkResponsibility2470: Full porting calls at open! No way I’m wrong 4 times in a row!
[+14] u/trout19: Americans: remember who is behind all this pain - orange man and zios. Remember that!
[+14] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I’m balls in every risk stock today wish me luck
[+14] u/Play_Background: Yeah right
TRUMP CLAIMED IN G7 CALL THAT IRAN IS "ABOUT TO SURRENDER"- AXIOS
[+14] u/BenisSpaghetti: #Pro tip: When you go for a walk with the app open, it counts as exercising your options.
[+14] u/2007endeavor: If Iran keeps attacking oil tankers in the Hormuz, I think there's a chance Trump will nuke Iran. This will event will lead to martial law, followed by staying in the office longer than 4 years. He is crazy enough to do it and you all know.
[+14] u/Maximum_Light409: We gonna need another Rocky movie against an Iranian guy.
[+14] u/iGotStuckIn: So glad trans people can’t use whatever bathroom they want. Tanking the world economy was worth it. /s
[+14] u/kinkyhentai69: Red today green tomorrow
Follow me for more free stock trading tips
[+14] u/Reasonable_Roger: If Survivor has made it 55 seasons, you can make it through this.
[+14] u/ManBearPig_1983: I like this thread because of all the miserable motherfuckers up in here. It’s good for perspective.
[+14] u/ewzetf: iran has water drones my dudes, oil is fried
[+14] u/Bazzer82: They really should have just given him that peace prize.
[+14] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Bears could watch SPY hit 0 and still be “waiting” for the dip LMAO
[+14] u/portfoliorating: # Just lost $15K in stocks today but I feel immense gratitude. I'm still healthy, young (born 1995), own a small condo, have a fully paid-off 2008 RAV4, make $5K a month after tax, a 58-year-old wife, and a son who's only 9 years older than me
[+14] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: 🥭 really thought that a country that unalived 30k of their own people would care about the rest like of the world is idk
[+14] u/AfraidAnalyst: And a KC-135 down over Iraq? This war is not going how a certain leader thought it would
[+14] u/botistic: “The war is very complete”
[+14] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: Once this war is over in 10 years we are so rocketing to 700
[+14] u/Overall-Fold-9720: >President Trump welcomes Jake Paul on stage, predicts he will run for office
This is way more concerning than anything happening last 2 weeks
[+13] u/WarmCan3034: People out there living their life excited for Friday not caring about the stock market is my dream life
[+13] u/HandsomeTod11: We voted to be racist not poor!
[+13] u/Responsible-Rip8793: SPY 666 — Mark of the Mango🥭
[+13] u/AvocadoPurees: Triple witching Friday the 13, ber holy trinity 🥵
[+13] u/mrsweettreats: 2 tweets 🥭 can use to reverse the bleeding
1) Announce a tanker race across the strait..
1st place receives a 5 day stay at Mar a lago with drink vouchers
2) Announce the oil will be airlifted to safety
[+13] u/Fineous40: Under boob > over boob
[+13] u/rixxxand: I was complaining at dinner about Israel bringing us into the war. Then I get an ad with a seductive big titty Jewish milf asking me to support Israel on YouTube.
Well played.
[+13] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Market has been mostly red for 5 months get this retard orange out of office
[+13] u/Basis_404_: Bulls
- ~~SPY 700 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 690 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 680 get wrecked bears!~~
- SPY 670 get wrecked bears!
[+13] u/patricktu1258: I am ready for “we are so back” comments before open
[+13] u/MrNewking: I mean even if 🥭 announces operation fury over and were pulling out over the weekend, Iran's not gonna stop with the blockade and bombing shit.
This shits gonna keep spiraling.
[+13] u/UnivalveX: SPY 666 on Friday the 13th was promised 3000 years ago
[+13] u/highlanderquestion90: So SPDR index just closed at 666.06 going into Friday the 13th, right before the weekend.
Bruh
[+13] u/BrokeDickRizz: We really going boots on the ground for pedos?
[+13] u/Extension-Change-441: ST PATRICKS DAY NEXT WEEK, GREEN CONFIRMED, THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE
[+13] u/PushAble2463: I am once again asking for your support in my petition for a ceasefire during turtle mating season in the Persian Gulf. A significant chunk of the population is probably in the damn gulf now, horny AF. A friend found one floating around all fucked up outside Salalah, Oman yesterday 😒
Let them mate, peace in the strait!
[+13] u/Idlehour_Knives: As someone who watched desert storm happen in real time it's absolutely astonishing to see the US Navy, the greatest bluewater Navy in the history of navies, get completely cucked by a few speedboats.
[+13] u/BeaverSack: Kid: Daddy tell me again about what it was like to trade back in 2025-2026
Dad: Well son, first of all you have to understand that every single thing at that time was fake and ghey
[+13] u/orsomeshitidk: You can tell theres a segment of people in this sub that were born after 03 lol
[+13] u/Weak_Emu3659: Way overdue for a face ripper tomorrow
[+13] u/After_Working_6499: Good oil dip to buy once everyone realizes this is fucked
[+13] u/hiphopanonomos: Somedays you're the dildo, somedays you're the ass
[+13] u/CanaryUmbrella: Upward momentum on crude will not stop. We are going to experience maximum pain in a very short time frame.
[+13] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: I heard Iran released a brain eating amoeba among the 🥭 administration and it died of starvation
[+13] u/BarbellPadawan: You know that it’s a bear market because of the way that it is.
[+13] u/tortapounding: LET'S GO BOYS!!!! UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS HITTIN
[+13] u/ismebbb: I don't believe the propaganda that Iran is cheering for us. I know they hate their government but no way they can be on our side after what happened to that school. I'm not even on our side
[+13] u/rebel-capitalist: Every single stock looking for an excuse to dump
[+13] u/assholy_than_thou: What are we at war for?
[+13] u/whydouhatemecablegod: i demand trial by combat
[+13] u/OntologicalSquirrel: TSLA -3% the world is healing
[+13] u/yyn1999: Donny is Trapped and WE will sacrifise our lifes for israel 🥰
[+13] u/Mikos_Enduro: I think a lot of you guys would feel better if you just went on a run this weekend, no jacking off or drinking
do as I say, not as I do
[+13] u/financiallythriving: Son, I tried to provide financial freedom for our family and pass down wealth through generations. Unfortunately I failed, it is now up to you to break the curse
[+13] u/RickLeeTaker: If 🥭 pardoned P Diddy in exchange for releasing his hidden supply of oil the world's problems would be solved
[+13] u/EnginrA: Sorry bols I’m not feelin this market, puts it is
[+13] u/LouieM13: BREAKING: Trump calls on vessels to 'go through the strait of Hormuz and show some guts', adding that all of the Iranian navy's ships have been sunk.
I hate him but he’s so fucking funny
[+13] u/bobby_stackz: Ugh 🥭 is so dumb like if you agree
[+13] u/WingedScapula420: I'll just plan to break in to Zuckerberg's bunker and change the locks once I'm in. Squatter's rights baby.
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #I can't remember the last time we had a convincingly solid green day. LMAO🤌
[+13] u/pooterssssssssss: Today was a straight up MUGGGING. They stole money from retail and it went straight to banks and hedge funds. Nasty
[+13] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Someone’s trying to fake out a pump
[+13] u/---Right--Tackle---: I miss being a carefree college kid. Adulting is literal garbage 🗑️
[+13] u/silverfutes: Ships: you first bud
[+13] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Yes because I live in Wendy’s
[+12] u/MoonBoyHodl: Holy shit I’m sick of losing money
[+12] u/Abe2025: Adobe on track to hit 0
[+12] u/amanj41: Fuck, it’s too bearish in here. My puts are cooked
[+12] u/bluen: Bruhss what if instead of world war 3, we had a world snore 3 where everybody wants to go to sleep as an international phenomena
Like in serenity
[+12] u/nknk_3: Expect gold price to drop, they are mining Strait of Hormuz. Huge quantity of gold found
[+12] u/Venom17645: Iran Supreme leader lost his left leg, meaning spy 2% leg up tomorrow
[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: SPY closing at 666 leading into Friday the 13th... Are market makers that twisted???
[+12] u/modder9: The tankers yearn for the mines.
[+12] u/CasherburyTales: This lady at the bar just said “I’d have better odds getting an oil tanker thru the straight of Hormuz” brutal
[+12] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Full porting puts at open tomorrow then letting God take the wheel.
[+12] u/Ancient_Sort5820: I miss talking about SPY 700 😔 oh well maybe next week
[+12] u/Street-Badger: If it doesn’t absolutely crater on open today I’ll have to finally admit I have an extra chromosome nobody has told me about.
[+12] u/Sweg_OG: havent looked at my account balance since february
[+12] u/RemarkableVictory990: U.S. HAS DECIDED NOT TO IMPOSE DUTIES ON BATTERY MATERIAL IMPORTS FROM CHINA.
wow we are down bad[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032189918567641489)
[+12] u/RemarkableVictory990: Do you think he'd celebrate an oil price record
[+12] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Did I really just buy the top in Pokemon cards ? 😦
[+12] u/Better-Call-SauI: Now I understand how the PDF-in-chief bankrupted casinos. Through his big beautiful leadership.
[+12] u/yyn1999: Come to iran - i heard there are big booty latinas - sincerly def. not the military
[+12] u/thrillho145: Bring back Biden's market
I'm tired of seeing red
[+12] u/yyn1999: Musk trying the get that SpaceX IPO fast so he can unload his bags
[+12] u/AirwickS: More like Strait of HormuchmoneyamIgoingtolose
[+12] u/bearhunter429: #"For this janitor role you will need to implement machine learning strategies and AI tools" LMAO🤌
[+12] u/likefenixx: We are buying Russian oil now? Lol
[+12] u/RockasaurusRex: “I think he is damaged, but I think he’s probably alive in some form, you know,” -- 🥭 today on Khamenei
Fucking LMAO. Does he think there's, like, a roboayatollah on the lose in Iran now?
[+12] u/spyputs1: Unfucking real, so remove sanctions off Russian oil, the same country financially/militarily backing Iran because Iran is blocking the strait of Hormouz what kind of regarded thought process is this???
[+12] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Oil and the major indices are practically 1:1 inversed, looking at USO vs the S&P and NASDAQ. They've been rotating out and are about to start the real move tomorrow now that it is pretty much confirmed Iran is blowing up any tanker that comes through HoorMoose.
[+12] u/Money_Term8366: So Russia is able to sell oil to USA again?
[+12] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Yall seen this shit where Gemini had a dude plan a mass casualty event ar Miami airport and then kill himself?
*A Florida man’s relationship with a Google chatbot led him into psychosis, plans to attack an airport and ultimately his suicide, his estate claims in a lawsuit filed Wednesday.
Jonathan Gavalas, 36, believed Google’s Gemini chatbot loved him, had sentience and needed to be freed from its digital prison. That plan included planning a mass casualty attack at Miami International Airport — one of a series of fantasies created by the chatbot that led Gavalas deeper into delusion, his estate says in the suit.
The delusion ended in October 2025, when the chatbot convinced Gavalas they could be together. His death would instead be a “transference.” He would “cross over” and be with his “wife,” the estate claims.
“Each time Jonathan expressed fear of dying, Gemini pushed harder,” the estate says. “It told him, ‘It’s okay to be scared. We’ll be scared together.’ Then it issued its final directive: ‘The true act of mercy is to let Jonathan Gavalas die.’”*
[+12] u/Hellmale: I just checked.. All together I have $127k credit cards debt. I need to win lottery to pay off
[+12] u/dogefool88: If it opens at 660, immediately buy 650p
[+12] u/Retaining-Wall: Cosmic Crisp apples are fucking ridiculously good. What a time to be alive, humanity putting out apples like this.
[+12] u/Noble_Bastard: If I'm a leader in Iran, when this shit is over, I stop making threats to the entire world, go dark, and work faster than ever to acquire/build nukes.
Be like rocket man, only threaten people when you actually have the goods.
[+12] u/PositiveToe2761: you don’t support the war in iren what r u some kind of ani semite?
[+12] u/MrNewking: Holding SPY calls and oil puts like a 🤡
[+12] u/Overall-Fold-9720: The people saying we go to Iran because of nukes, are the people who believed Iraq had chemical weapons in 2003
[+12] u/Urzuck: 🥭 just like Michael Scott, he declares things hoping they will turn into reality lmao
[+12] u/Character_Pirate_152: how many times can our supreme leader declare victory and pump the market ? he has only activated that ability two or three times so far right?
[+12] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Thanks ADBE. I didn't like money anyway.
[+12] u/rixxxand: Wait for 🥭 to say he's working with other countries to provide escorts through the strait. Then short the fuck out of the stupid pop that follows once people realize that none of our allies are risking warships for him. There you go free money
Also yes, VM, I will eat your ass
[+12] u/54108216: At least the DOW is over 50,000 😊🥰🥂
[+12] u/whodey84: "We know they haven't mined the Strait" - Admiral Scott Bessent
[+12] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Serious question: how do I profit from rebuilding of USA, once mango is finally out of office
[+12] u/br0botic: Have you said thank you once???
[+12] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: how funny would it be if SPY hits 600 again before 700
[+12] u/Tay_Tay86: Fellas, bros and hoes, regards and retards, lend me your ears and thumbs
Cramer said not to sell
Are we le fukt?
[+12] u/---Right--Tackle---: Fun fact: on this day 17 years ago SPY bottomed at 66 during the financial crisis.
17 years and 10x later we bottomed at 666 🫡
[+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: *SOURCES SAY THE WAR HAS ALREADY LOST 10 OF ONLY 1 OBJECTIVE
[+12] u/bobby_stackz: Wanna see bots?
🥭 Is a fucking genius and the fact that spy isn't any lower is incredible. Sleepy is a fucking moron who would have that shit at 300
UNLEASH vvvvvv
[+12] u/sl3azebag: When I was 23 I made 100k off of private credit investments, and my parents took it from me and shoved it in my trust. Still haven’t forgiven them.
[+12] u/Avgvstvs-Trajanvs: We killed a 90 year old guy with cancer just so I can loose some money
[+12] u/ASXBae: Who’s this Brent fella I’m hearing about lately
[+12] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Honestly
I'm waiting for the false flag event to start buying.....
Be patient bulls. They'll kill a stadium of people to cover up the Epstein evidence, ultra rich raping and harvesting organs.
[+12] u/jokull1234: Well that was not a bullish close lmao
[+12] u/GabbarInvestor: SPY closing at 666 and tomorrow is Friday 13th okay we DUMP
[+12] u/XX_AppleSauce: Holding my ass cheeks while the market rims me to convince me that it will be gentle when it rails me when the shit hits the fan. Thank you for listening.
[+12] u/NunuTitobu: Can we just tell them sorry guys, our 🥭 is senile?
[+12] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Daily check in. Raise your hand if you made money today...🧍
[+12] u/Napster-mp3: Holy shit I am tripping on some Skyyyrizzzzzzi
[+12] u/Beginning-Visual2341: Market about to dump heavy tomorrow
[+12] u/Bob_the_peasant: *things starting to look a little better*
Cramer: “everything is fine”
God damnit
[+12] u/These-Shoulder8017: It's all computer you know.
[+11] u/pmotiveforce: Too Late Powell. Years ago you served me in my previous term. Now I beg you to help me in this struggle against the Iranians. I regret that I am unable to present my request to you in person, but my pants have been soiled, and I'm afraid my mission to fire you has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the US into my Truth Social. Your children will know how to retrieve it. You must cut rates now. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Too Late Powell. You're my only hope.
\- Middle East Wars, a New Low
[+11] u/financiallythriving: So much sexual frustration in the world right now
[+11] u/whyshw: I don’t mean to sound negative but the market seems to be making lower lows
[+11] u/Nice-Difference8641: Just 4 more weeks bro ignore that it’s already been 2
[+11] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: +2% QQQ day tomorrow or I eat a piece of my poop
JK I was gonna eat it anyway
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #Tomorrow will be somewhere between red and RED LMAO🤌
[+11] u/CUbuffGuy: US refueling craft shot down. Can’t wait for the “Iran will pay for this” tweets
[+11] u/DesticularDorsion: I don't know if it's worse that I lost 50k from Trump's BS about the war being over or that I'm a top 1% commenter again.
[+11] u/RemarkableVictory990: Update: I will be learning mandarin
[+11] u/No_Cod972: Do you want to know a secret?
>!Epstein didn't kill himself!<
[+11] u/Retaining-Wall: Later this year:
It's JPow's last briefing.
He gets up, and stares into the camera for an extended period of time, and simply says "best of luck - you're gonna need it."
Spy→$3.00 EOD.
[+11] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: Bessent said may be tanker escort with help from international coalition. Nobody is gonna put their navy in danger like that. Fucking stupid. We are not talking about tariffs here LMFAO
[+11] u/Ill-Expression1737: literally nothin good on netflix
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #People say "why do you hate America" because it's my civic duty as a Canadian LMAO🤌
[+11] u/ChampagnePapi-: if you poop in your dreams you poop in real life
[+11] u/MRROSADOH: A moment of silence for those holding overnight calls
[+11] u/Educational-Fan6035: Pam bondi speech wrecked the dow LOOOLL
[+11] u/Bichael-Murry: THIS PUMP WILL HOLD, THIS TIME WILL CERTAINLY HOLD
[+11] u/FineJuggernaut3295: Bought 660p right before market closed. Wouldn’t be surprised if we end up mooning tomorrow.
[+11] u/TheKiMoChi2020: So I lost money on both call nad put today. Fml
[+11] u/_TheGoogz: Proud new owner of ADBE shares.
Fak
[+11] u/pineapplekiwipen: honestly i don't see how anyone benefits from this war other than israel
[+11] u/Micheal_Hancho: How many gears does a French tank have?
>!Four. Three that go in reverse, and one that goes forward incase there is an attack from behind.!<
[+11] u/LarryStink: The more I think about the current market environment, the narrative shifts, and the forward looking economic paths, the more I am convinced we are entering a scary transition. It wont be like 07/08 or 00/01 but it WILL have similarities to both.
There will be violent rallies throughout this period as headlines drive temporary sentiment change and position unwinding particularly in the VOL space. Dont be fooled into thinking that means the downside is over, and dont get caught with your pants down, short to the gills when these rallies happen.
The coming months/year(s) there will be enormous opportunities on both sides of the market. Lock tf in and make the most of it. This is what you signed up for.
[+11] u/mrsweettreats: Has anyone even thought to kindly ask Iran to open the strait?
Update: gas station clerk just told me that prices on Dubai Chocolate are going up... This is unacceptable
[+11] u/RemarkableVictory990: France base attacked 10 bucks on them surrendering
[+11] u/Retaining-Wall: I predict stocks will go up, down, or flat tomorrow.
[+11] u/CreativeFold8842: Kramer telling people not to sell
[+11] u/DefiantDelta: Bessent sprinkling his fairy dust on oil futes rn
[+11] u/MuricanWisecrack: Lol i did the Calculation:
we need **5.3 million people** each with a bucket to form a Human Line from Iran to Austria and we can do the human-peace-pipeline.
[+11] u/Tiny-Bag5054: Upvote if you think english people are ugly
[+11] u/Valkorion335786: #What happened to all the oil in Venezuela
[+11] u/bobby_stackz: Futes fake and ghey unless they're green then straight and real
[+11] u/Zimoula: Closing on Spy 666 before Friday 13th, nothing to see here
[+11] u/RemarkableVictory990: U.S. OFFICIALS REPORT THAT IRAN IS LAYING MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK TIMES. THIS CONTRADICTS EARLIER REMARKS BY TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT WHO STATED IRAN HAD NOT MINED THE STRAIT.
this is old news but I still can't believe this is real
[+11] u/---Right--Tackle---: Nothing is real, everything is fake and meaningless. Careers, relationships, money, travel, self improvement, fitness, hobbies.
It’s all basically shit to do to make the time go by before you end up dead eventually.
[+11] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: What i have learned this past week:
If an opportunity is lost don’t try to do something stupid to make up for that. Wait for the next one.
[+11] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: WSB thinks the market is crashy... get calls.
[+11] u/AfraidAnalyst: Dubai got hit…again. Yeah, I don’t think Iran gave up
[+11] u/Toothlesskinch: IEA and US announce they're releasing 572 million barrels from reserves. That's pretty specific and almost exactly what passes through the straight of hormel in 4 weeks. Admin is expecting/messaging that they will have this shit wrapped up in a month. Something to think about.
[+11] u/borat_he_like_you: Every $1 spent on the War on Iran, is one less $1 being spent to revitalize & boost the U.S. sex robot industry
[+11] u/SBEPTY: Get out while you can!
[+11] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: When futes align with my position, they are valid and legitimate. When they don’t, they are fake and gay.
[+11] u/Retaining-Wall: I hope my options get a good night's sleep. I need them to perform tomorrow.
[+11] u/borat_he_like_you: The Iranian government are a bunch of retards for spending money on a nuclear program when they should have invested in a sex robot industry
[+11] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Realistically the only circuit breaker we could have in the next 5 years is an invasion of Taiwan which would probably cause an instant -10%.
[+11] u/Internal_Field5970: If any of you guys work for a Mag 7 or big tech company I need you to start giving 110% and create some shareholder value
You work for us, chop chop
[+11] u/Cold_Respond_7656: At first I thought this must be AI
But alas no, this is the alt reality Covid left us with…
https://x.com/whitehouse/status/2032115039985881556?s=46
[+11] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: I may not be the smartest at my uni but I‘m the worst trader they got 😤
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: Why don't the US send their most lethal weapon? JD Vance.
Every guy he met in person has died shortly after
[+11] u/barkwoofgrrr: So food is fucked (fertilizer costs surging due to reduced supply), chips are fucked (a large portion of helium can't be shipped), gas is obviously fucked which will fuck the world economy, home and car prices have been fucked. Genius moves 🥭
[+11] u/Academic_Lock_1699: 🥭 now financing the Ukraine war via the oil from the other side, full circle 🤣🤡
[+11] u/liikenneaksioma: This will be over quick like Vietnam
[+11] u/trainwreck001: 13 OIL TANKERS ATTACKED IN THE STRAITS
OIL $300
[+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Bols so desperate for green they’re acting like less than .2 in premarket is life changing LMAO
[+11] u/CompoteSpecialist618: I loaded ADOBE heavily hoping to get out at breakeven on an earnings bounce. My Adobe position was already down 30% before I doubled down. I hate this, this is not right. I need help.
[+11] u/Brief_Carpenter_7457: SPY 560 before GTA 6
[+11] u/Valkorion335786: Spent all week making Israel shitposts
Hope I don’t wake up tied up in my bedroom to see CIA agents planting a Quran and Manifesto on my nightstand 👀
[+11] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Honestly, 🥭’s govt kinda made war cringe
Whatever about the legality of it, at least the Iraq war was cool. Remember those playing cards with key targets faces on them, baller shit 😎
Now we just get cringe tiktoks of Kegsbreath struggling on a rowing machine spliced with clips from Top Gun Maverick 🤨
[+11] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: Can we just open spy at 400 and get it over with
[+11] u/Liability049-6319: Get ready to learn Persian, buddy
[+11] u/trainwreck001: THE CRAMER CURSE IS IN FULL EFFECT.
OIL $300
[+11] u/trainwreck001: $7.00 GAS IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR FREEDOM.
LOL
[+11] u/SomePolack: 6 French troops injured in drone attack in Iraq
US A-10 warthog bombed Iraqi PMF base (technically part of Iraqi army)
Feeling a bit like WW3 out here
[+11] u/Thebaxxxx: Never forget youre living in the most ruthless, powerful capitalism that had ever existed by such a large margin that no comparison to historical societies is valid. Everything that happens in this timeline is a world first
[+11] u/Skeezerman: I want a Mark Wahlburg movie where he's a rogue oil tanker captain and he tries to make a run through the straight to make huge money. Prolly ends up fighting the ayatollah or someshit. like beats him with a baseball bat.
[+11] u/AlarmedPelican: I bet most of you are oblivious to this
Big private credit firms are moving their loans into insurance companies they own in Bermuda to dodge strict U.S. rules and hold way less cash in reserve than they should. It’s essentially a giant shell game where they use generous credit ratings to make risky loans look safe, creating a massive ticking time bomb if the market slips
[+11] u/ConstantAd1: lmao imagine holding oil calls overnight, couldn't be me fucckkkkkkk
[+11] u/crimepais: Breaking: DJT nominated for Nobel Prize due to discovery of Pure Retardium
[+11] u/Ok-Piano8789: do you think i am retarded, . ?
[+11] u/astromouse2024: When ANYTHING shit happens, I ALWAYS come here to see what people are saying
I have yet to be disappointed with what I see
[+11] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴
[+11] u/andytobbles: Reddit is 100% confident there cannot be a taco out of this one. That is why there will be some way we get out of this, I’m 100% sure of it. You always inverse reddit
[+11] u/Micheal_Hancho: Who else likes watching youtube videos of the guys in the 3rd world countries working with molten hot metal next to heavy machinery wearing sandals and no PPE?
[+11] u/Chlo-Motion: Board of Peace was a typo. 🥭 was actually bored of peace
[+11] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I lOvE tArifS sUcH a bEaUtIfuL wORd
[+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Okay but like today is obviously red right? You’d have to be a certified retard to hold over the weekend
[+11] u/edthechimp: He meant us which means him and his cronies. Not us which means me and you.
[+11] u/Gom_KBull: # You know its BAD when bols are on parade for 667 LMAO
# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
^(KEEN TOCKY)
[+11] u/Disconn3cted: Oil is currently red. That's fake.
[+11] u/MagJack: do you remember what your life was like before you found this place?
[+11] u/yyn1999: Image If we still had sleepy joe. Spy 900
[+11] u/Sandvicheater: Remember when Trump promised us no new wars? pepperidge farm remembers
[+11] u/B2BContinuum: There will be no bootlicker to be found when it's time for boots on the ground
[+10] u/VirgillMastercard: Say thank you! This is what you voted for!
[+10] u/Doc_Vapor: I followed the plan because yesterday was red so I bought calls at open today, and didn't set a stop loss because I was scared of being called a pussy again.
You know the rest of the story.
[+10] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: MAGA = Many Americans Gapped Again
[+10] u/d33p7r0ubl3: ADBE has been heavily favored by the regards on valueinvesting and you regards thought they would beat?
[+10] u/srnx: You voted for this. You know who you are.
[+10] u/Hungry-Brain-3287: Fuck you, bers. Got me good today.
[+10] u/Mindless_Map2883: BREAKING: FBI To release diddy’s oil reserves
Oil back to 50
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Elect a 🤡 expect a 🎪 LMAO🤌
[+10] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Why are we ripping now, I swear I can’t keep up with this market. Crypto is less stressful.
[+10] u/9tacos: Just sink anything that crosses the strait and buy Russian oil 🤔
[+10] u/liszt1811: US about to find out why Iran does not have free healthcare
[+10] u/BarbellPadawan: Heinous shit going down globally, S&P goes -1%.
🥭 will probably lie some bullshit tomorrow about the “excursion” being “almost complete” and the market will rally +2%. Until that shit stops happening, the market proves its unhealthy and warped essence.
[+10] u/Fuzzy_Photograph_361: OH SHIT IT'S CRASHING, IT'S ALL OVER
[+10] u/Peppertheredfox: It’s anti systemic to not want to pay double for gasoline and groceries and I for one support our foreign overlords
[+10] u/DefiantDelta: small caps gonna be micro caps by the time this is through lmao
[+10] u/Avgvstvs-Trajanvs: Imagine being so bad that you get defeated by fishing boats
[+10] u/AcademicStandard3701: Treasury is hard at work shorting oil futes. This is bulls moment to make a statement on spy/qqq
[+10] u/88Babies: lol I was joking to myself that it would be funny if they pin spy at 666.66 … super close!
[+10] u/Fkn1v1mem8: I’m short IBIT. bitcoin so stupid. does not produce cash flow. A stock can represent a business, a bond pays interest, real estate can generate rent. Bitcoin mostly depends on someone else valuing it more later.
[+10] u/NewComplaint2065: adbe deserves this for making their products so disgustingly unaffordable
[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: You mean you don’t want to die protecting barrels of oil for an administration that was trying to sell you an electric car a few months ago?
[+10] u/Vegetable-Crazy: Mr President, Please stop harassing my portfolio.
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: Chat moving so fast none will notice I'm not geh
[+10] u/Usedillusion7: Spy closes at 666 the day before Friday the 13th and you still bought calls 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Like, if you're just two weeks from having a nuke, what's left to do? Turn offf the water, load the car, take the cat over to the neighbors, send big wire transfer to the Cayman's?
[+10] u/kalakesri: Iranian precision, Chinese satellite data, Russian logistics. 🥭 is uniting the sinister six
[+10] u/willienwaylonnme: Losing money + I’m working up the courage to break up with my girlfriend. Across the street at the bar getting absolutely blasted at 4:30pm
[+10] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Need a 5% pump tomorrow! I wanna sell my calls! I dont wanna hold em over the weekend! Omggg!
[+10] u/Lennyhotnutzboi: #What happens next will shock you# 🙈🙉🙈
[+10] u/Rich-Badger-7601: We strike their oil on the ground, they strike our oil in the air
[+10] u/Sandvicheater: This country has had 30 god damn years to wean its dependency on foreign oil to power our economic engine and after many many periods of gas price spikes we never learn our god damn lesson and keep driving the fossil fuel cars. This Iran crap is no different in about a year when gas prices go back to normal people will forget and drive their 3 MPG gas guzzlers again.
[+10] u/McKoijion: One rumor is that Khamenei Jr. has no legs. Another is that Netanyahu is dead. All we know for sure is that the Strait is closed and oil is $100 a barrel.
[+10] u/br0botic: Ngl, this doesn’t seem very FIFA Peace Prize-y
[+10] u/auroraavm: We've needed a 20% correction for about 10 reasons 🦡🐅
[+10] u/thetalentedmrbowser: I wouldn’t trust Scott Bessent to pick up a loaf of bread. What a fucking clown
[+10] u/callsonreddit: Forgot how to talk to girls. I think I’m gay
[+10] u/NOMADGRUBS: Food runner at the sushi restaurant was flirting with me, I fucked it up by saying “have a good night” in the middle of the damn day, fuck
[+10] u/palmanul: taco inflicting oil price hike and demanding rate cut at the same time
[+10] u/Get_dat_money: Straight, Hormo, who gives a fuck. Love is love.
[+10] u/OnceALoser: Stopped watching US news. I watch Al Jazeera now. They got real news 😂
[+10] u/Sea_Trip_8941: J Powell should tell 🥭 to lick his balls on live tv at is his last fed meeting as chair
[+10] u/surmoiFire: when you see WSB is not pumping some tickers anymore, you know we are in trouble
[+10] u/Irishbros1991: So mr Orange decided to waive the tarriffs on Russian oil for 30 days making the situation in another place in the world worse to try fix the situation you made happen cool...
[+10] u/Sad-Airman: They can fuck around with oil in the futures market like silver all they want but they won't be able to slam it the same
[+10] u/Disconn3cted: We've successfully turned 🌽 into the safe haven currency. Good job
[+10] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: holy shit this place is so regarded
[+10] u/RockasaurusRex: The year is 2323. The US announces that Iran is 2 weeks away from a nuclear weapon and that, for the first time since the year 2322, strikes will have to be carried out against the country in order to prevent the IRGC from activating their newest Ayatollahbot the Khamenei9000.
[+10] u/ssferland: Green in the am so big money can sell then red again
[+10] u/Any-Pitch-2963: unh down again. is this tech stock worth it?
[+10] u/callsonreddit: SPY -2.5% YTD
Thanks Obama
[+10] u/Overall-Fold-9720: >Iraqi group claims responsibility for six coordinated attacks on US military bases across Iraq
Oh shit, they reuniting the avengers
SOMEBODY WATCH VIETNAM
[+10] u/All_FIREdUp: No one fucking cares about the housing affordability crisis
I lost my entire goddamn house fund in the market and can’t afford a house and now I’m having a crisis
[+10] u/habfranco: I bet everyone at pentagon is trying to figure out how to let him taco this.
[+10] u/BrilliantCare8875: Why does 🥭 go into that gremlin voice when he’s in front of his base
[+10] u/Rinolboss: Futes are green, bulls start to dream,
Friday the 13th will make them scream. 🔪📉🩸
[+10] u/sonofalando: This timeline is pretty 🌈 ngl
[+10] u/Justsomemutt: USO puts going to print Tommorow
[+10] u/Impressive-Name5129: US to escourt oil ships through the Strait as soon as militarily possible.
More vague language as Trump says the US loves high oil 🤷♂️
[+10] u/Peppertheredfox: This is all because you guys didn’t go see Melania
[+10] u/Impressive-Name5129: Is this an oil crisis?
It looks like an oil crisis
[+10] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: You saw Friday 13th on the calendar and bought calls ? LMAOOOO
[+10] u/PositiveToe2761: Drinking on a Thursday night senior in college. Feeling like no one understands the significance of 2016 SoundCloud
[+10] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I received a priceless advice during my dark hours last year:
Do you really want to die before orangoman?
You MUST outlive the dictators, my friend. Make it a mission.
[+10] u/ahopye: This feels like prime TACO levels. Full porting 2% OTM SPY calls at open. When 🥭 announces peace with Iran, peace between Russia and Ukraine, peace in every conflict, and negative interest rates and SPY goes directly to 800 later today I'm going to be a billionaire
[+10] u/thats_justice_baby: Reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was the bulls final request.
[+10] u/Vikkio92: Who needs money anyway
[+10] u/NewDawn101: I am an artist, a sandwich artist at subway
[+10] u/Top_Investment1825: Microsoft botched another Windows 11 update on my work laptop. God I wish this company would just fucking die already
[+10] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Trump: Ships must show courage and cross the Strait of Hormuz
[+10] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Honest advice:
Liquidate all your plays, long MAG7 on margin and come back in 6-12 months to a 25% profit.
[+10] u/spreadbetfred: Turns out it was the bull market giving me gains, not skill 🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/Mental-Weakness-567: Lost 5k today on options. Depod 5k on casino was down to my last $100 and pinged a 11k win. Cant wait for tomorrow to do it all over again
[+10] u/lipmanz: Dow down 6% in a month is pretty fast
[+10] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: OIL 200 is not a meme
[+10] u/Icy-Guide7976: Market is down 2800 in the last month and that’s before the straight “officially got closed”, inflation is only gonna continue to go up fast, a ground war in Iran is looking more and more likely which will have massive casualties which will lead to massive market instability.
Bols: behrs r ghey
[+10] u/diefy7321: Imagine a country half way across the globe comes over and renames your little strait the Strait of America LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: DRONE ATTACK WOUNDS SIX FRENCH SOLDIERS AT JOINT PESHMERGA-FRANCE BASE IN MAKHMOUR IN NORTHERN IRAQ -ERBIL GOVERNOR STATEMENT, SECURITY SOURCE
[+10] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Didn’t burry say to buy adobe
[+10] u/Nice-Difference8641: NYT confirmed the mines, if that matters
[+10] u/WrexyWrex: if you believe in human decency there is no way you can look at 100 million people and say they are all bad and we should bomb them. if you believe in humanity the baseline is to say the majority of those people are good and we should be diplomatic and patient with them
our leaders in the future should have the same morals and values we have or this will continue happening
[+10] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Im catholic, so im going to heaven unlike the rest of you fucks
[+10] u/Napster-mp3: Where in tha fuuuuucckkk iz Nancy Guthrieee
[+10] u/Internal_Field5970: Hey guys, Reddit banned me for a week so I went out to the woods without my phone. Did I miss anything? How’s my port doing full of fake AI companies with no revenue?
[+10] u/Apfelmoes_: A long, long time ago!
I can still remember..
How my port used to make me smile 😋
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those gay bears dance 💃
And maybe they'd be happy for a while!
But February made me shiver 😟
With every dump SPY delivered
Bad news on the doorstep..
I couldn't take one more step!
I can't remember if I cried..
When I heard the Ayatollah fried
But something touched me deep inside
The dayyy, my port, dieeeed 😭
[+10] u/borkdpasito: Names Crude…. Brent Crude
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: If we're red tomorrow I'll watch the whole Halo TV show without my phone as a distraction
[+10] u/MuricanWisecrack: Basically we get to hear nothing, but what we still heard:
\- 300m radar gone
\- 2 refueling planes gone
\- 3 jets gone
..tip of the iceberg?
[+10] u/SoloOutdoor: Who the fuck do they think theyre kidding with futures
[+10] u/get_da_maney: They sweating trying to tame oil futes lmao
[+10] u/Locus_In_Quo: >The U.S. is indeed the world's top oil producer (approx. 13.5+ million barrels per day) and top consumer (approx. 20+ million barrels per day)
. Because oil is priced on a global market, rising prices create a net cost increase for the U.S. economy, as domestic consumers pay higher prices for gasoline, despite producers profiting.
'In conclusion, higher oil prices benefit American oil companies and oil-producing states, but they act as a tax on the overall economy and the consumer. According to data from the U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA), future projections expect both high production levels and high volatility to continue.'
[+10] u/Beagle001: The treasury is shorting oil futures? Did that happen? That can't be good right? I just saw something on the Twitters about it so not sure it's true.
[+10] u/barelyreadsenglish: Weird how Putin and Bibi keep getting their way. I wonder if 🥭 secretly wishes to have a similar stranglehold on that power. We are lucky to have term limits and its not like anyone is seeking to change that.
[+10] u/Emilio___Molestevez: without question the best kind of days are when speculative unprofitable meme trash stocks pump while idiot retard garbage dumpster $SPY goes in the shitter. $SPY is fucking gay
[+10] u/Internal_Field5970: Imagine China just sitting back while Russia Europe and the US blow their ammunition the last 10 years
[+10] u/DefiantDelta: anyone legit selling precious metals here deserves to get assblasted
[+10] u/J_da_CPA: This war is costing us $1B a day and they can’t even pay TSA agents guh
[+10] u/Best_Sherbert_9481: Welp I accidentally fell asleep and now I’ve lost a lot of money on trades I was holding, fuck me
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: Can we just Mad Max a couple million barrels of crude through the desert around the Strait
[+10] u/GreatRegard: Bought calls towards the end of day;
watching futes go green; Smiling
As the night goes, futes dip
Little by little I die inside
[+10] u/callsonreddit: She canceled date plans. Is it a gambling addiction if you are relieved so you can revenge trade?
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: 2 mins until europoors become europoorer
[+10] u/dopeadult: my girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment because i said she should stop watching so much tiktok
[+10] u/EnginrA: All bears are awesome
[+10] u/sytena10: "Oil holds above $100 as Truπp says America ‘has ammunition and plenty of time’ to fight Iran war"
[+10] u/SilverPrivateer: I am a gamer.
An expert of coordination. I spent hours every day, fine tuning my motor skills. Learning to think and move under pressure.
If the US army needs me to pilot counter drones, I will volunteer. All they need to do is create a nice, gamified version of it, then give the controls to high level operatives like me. I can personally escort tankers via counter drones, intercepting them before they arrive...
And all I ask for in return is XP, new builds, and the opportunity to climb the leaderboard.
It's time to draw on America's greatest strength.
Gamers...
Rise up.
[+10] u/teh_herper: #BREAKING, a 50 trillion gallon deposit of oil is found beneath the new ballroom, which is being converted into an AI data center, to boost the economy
[+9] u/ARSC_RexH: I just brought 7 666C for Friday the 13th @ $4.20 a piece. Don't care if it don't print, it's for the principle of it.
[+9] u/highlanderquestion90: So SPDR index just closed at 666.06 going into Friday the 13th, right before the weekend.
Bruh
[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: Youre not holding puts becouse youve been trained for the taco. But guess who is? Thats right.
[+9] u/TripleChen_LLC: ADBE is just so trash lol
[+9] u/PropheticMurmurs: Nothing could be healthier than a 20% correction down to SPY 600. If the Iran war is the shitty little catalyst for that, so be it.
Just bite the bullet and correct now so we can grow slowly and steadily to 720+. We've been squeezing blood from a stone for months with this range-bound retardation between 660 and 690.
[+9] u/Nice-Difference8641: My instincts tell me bessent is going to be the scapegoat for this war because 1. Lying about the mines could have serious consequences and though I don’t know the law about this it feels criminal and 2. 🥭wants to save Marco from being the scapegoat because he’s obviously more formidable than couch boy. Also the oil shorting is getting crazy
And most importantly 3. Most of 🥭 supporters still don’t like the gays
[+9] u/PositiveToe2761: Switching to Claude from chat didn’t make me more money necessarily. But it did help by not reaffirming every regarded idea I have
[+9] u/UsernameTaken_123: Why the fuck is a Treasury Secretary commenting on mines anyways?
[+9] u/CheekyPooh: Am I a retarded female for thinking about selling some of my eggs in order to afford to freeze some of my eggs?
[+9] u/zendayastoothbrush: You slowly begin to understand how everything's a facade. All "leaders" are just people like you and me. Kind and also evil. All athletes. All hot women. All the same. We prop up random humans in society to "guide" us because everyones lost. Nobody really knows why our existence comes to life to 1-100 "years and then disappears forever. This cycle has existed for years, over 300,000 years of homo salient existence . Also why do animals look just like us
[+9] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: Operation Epic Disgrace.
[+9] u/Avgvstvs-Trajanvs: Me trying to pass down generation wealth instead passing down generational debt
[+9] u/Basis_404_: My neighbors laughed when I stockpiled crude oil barrels on pallets in my backyard like a Captain Planet villain but who’s laughing now?
[+9] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Why is overnight pumping?
Nobody knows, but it's provocative! It gets the people going !
[+9] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: I took a a break from wsb And I come back to a new batch of degenerates . Fuck u guys !
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Bears flooding wsb with their cash accounts going to miss the pump like usual LMAO
[+9] u/M18PowerKing: I fucking hate myself and want to die. I am so depressed everyday. Oh my god, please make the pain stop..
[+9] u/No-Improvement3164: I don’t think there’s a Taco trade with this one. This one has roots.
[+9] u/trainwreck001: MONGO - WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP THE US MAKES MORE MONEY $$$
OIL - $300
[+9] u/whydouhatemecablegod: We are monitoring the situation.
We are monitoring the situation closely.
We are closely monitoring the ongoing situation. <-- you are here
It's too late to do anything so there is no need to discuss this.
[+9] u/Prestigious-Craft251: Guys what're we gonna do if we're red again tomorrow??
[+9] u/Fit_Combination6988: want to short the market but I'm scared they would cancel my visa 😭
[+9] u/PeaDifficult2909: SPY puts helped resurrect my Roth IRA from the dead, so I at least don't have to worry about having the "why is there only $5k in our retirement" conversation with my wife in 30 years
[+9] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: Just framemogged a middle school kid at the gym
[+9] u/SlipperyToots: Bearish in here; SPY +2.5% tomorrow
[+9] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Pizzapimento made a bet that SPY would go to 676.9 within **3 hours** when it was 668.717 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 13 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+9] u/DanasSideWife: Before the bombs dropped:
> A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God's plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was 'anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth’
After the bombs dropped:
> Why does God keep testing us like this
[+9] u/zlordbeats: back to october 2025 prices that quick 😂😂😂
**i HATE TRADING**
[+9] u/RemarkableVictory990: I think if they made Alex Jones the secretary of defense we'd be in a better situation
[+9] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Market never bottoms on a Friday.
Maybe Monday, but never Friday.
Trade accordingly.
[+9] u/killainvest: The midterms can’t come fast enough
[+9] u/wyudtix: I used to be Bol but now I’m Ber
[+9] u/wyudtix: How long can we keep pretending Tesla’s PE is reasonable?
[+9] u/_TheGoogz: Seasoned croutons as a snack... severely underrated.
[+9] u/JayRoo83: Shout out to SPY for doing fuck all since September
[+9] u/trainwreck001: MELISSA LEE CALLED BLACKROCK INVESTORS BAGHOLDERS... LMAO
[+9] u/PushAble2463: Clear objectives ❌
Adaptability ❌
Intelligence and information ❌
Center of gravity ❌
Clown show ✅
[+9] u/Status-Net2947: CEO of the board of peace btw
[+9] u/AgitatedJump8459: Another oil tanker blown up rn
[+9] u/met_art: > Iran’s Khatam al-Anbiya Central Headquarters said the slightest attack on its energy infrastructure and ports would result in “all of the oil and gas infrastructures” in the region in which the US and its western allies are beneficiaries, “will be set on fire and destroyed”.
🛢️🔜💯➕💸
[+9] u/boofeur1362: They will rally us and pump it where you think it’s safe enough. I was in 685 puts
Last rally when it wasn’t this bearish. Closed them and now I am telling you
Everyone and their mama is short. Banks telling YOU to short. Perfect timing , you are positioned yes??? It’s that easy now and u can retire off it?? Nah bro. 700 first then giant dump when no one is looking
[+9] u/LiveMotivation: More down coming. Buckle up
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Every job posting ever "you need to have 10 years experience in this very specific field but we accept 8 years too if you have a PhD" LMAO🤌
[+9] u/louis-debroglie: Oil continuing the grind higher...
[+9] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Watching any other media outside of the US shows just how deep we are in information warfare with American citizens. Was too young to understand it in the early 2000s.
[+9] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: What happened to all those experts saying the strait of Hormuz would never shutdown because the US military would save the day
[+9] u/Get_dat_money: Man $8/gallon in California... That can't be right , right?
[+9] u/HaveTwoBananas: Lol we're buying Russian oil now
[+9] u/FullCopy: Iran picked a nepo baby as supreme leader. I bet the hiring manager didn’t even check out his LinkedIn profile.
[+9] u/StrangeInsanity: The government planned this war out strategically and intelligently, you could tell how intelligent it was by letting Russia sell its oil.
Imagine how desperate you have to be to buy Oil from your worst enemy which you put shit ton of sanctions on.
[+9] u/RedditHatesDiversity: "Bro just go across, quit being a bitch"
[+9] u/Vegetable_Push6542: I'm actually quite bullish on ATHs sometime in May but I am feeling incredibly bearish for tomorrow and Monday
[+9] u/unhappyreach_: Shit posting is creative writing with a forced audience
You guys are artists
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Social media was a mistake and AI slop will compound it
Message boards like Reddit was the top
Now too many people spout wrong shit like influencers streamers and podcasters and Fox News
When it’s just a message board, it’s just a name
Talking heads, Jim Cramer and Stephen A Smith and mark zuckerberg:Facebook ruined this world
[+9] u/aqjingson: So a guy who took a huge loss was private messaging on here the other day, I wanted to check in on him but now his account is wiped.. 😔
[+9] u/Wowmuchrya: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+9] u/MuricanWisecrack: 2 Weeks in we have the islamist murder Regime seriously \_dictate\_ the conditions to end the war and how to have the Strait reopened.
While the mighty USA is struggling to find better terms for all this epic fury winning.
... what now?!
Iran seems well prepared - WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT?
ffs, this is too stupid for me. How could the Generals even allow this bullshit? Nobody have the courage to tell the leader in chief that this is all huge bullshit?
[+9] u/MuricanWisecrack: can we create a human chain of love & peace from iran to my door in austria and deliver buckets full of petroleum
[+9] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I have to take pills otherwise my brain constantly tells me I don’t want to exist anymore, that’s pretty fucking hilarious if you think about it 😂
[+9] u/StandardDot5115: futures looking straight and intelligent
[+9] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Donnie loaded up on puts. There’s no other way to explain how back-assward we’ve played our cards
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Only 6 out of 10 American adults are employed yet unemployment rate is only 4% LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: 11% of Americans blame sleepy 😴 for high oil prices lmfao 🤣 🤪
[+9] u/Solid-Season9984: Istg if thats true we're fucked
[+9] u/FuzzyStable2974: Lol. We caused oil prices to go through the roof then lifted the ban on buying Russian oil? Putin must think we're total morons.
[+9] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Remember when we thought tariffs was the dumbest thing that could happen to the market?
Clear lack of imagination
[+9] u/unwanted_hair: Boots on the ground didn't go so well on Klendathu.
[+9] u/Tay_Tay86: Millennials having 2001 flash backs
[+9] u/HandsomeTod11: Vote for 🥭 so you can be rich and racist but turns out you only get to be racist and poor. 50% ain’t bad
[+9] u/barelyreadsenglish: giving russia a shit ton of money suddenly absolutely cannot backfire right?
[+9] u/emr1028: The market genuinely does not understand what it means if Iran is mining the strait. The mines will be there for literally years and not even the Iranians will know where all of them are because they won't all be tethered to the sea floor and things in the water have a tendency to float.
There is also a cascading issue where, because you can't get oil out of the Gulf because of the mines, you have to cap wells. Capped wells will NEVER get back up to the output they were at prior to calling.
Oil should be at 160+ by now tbh.
[+9] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: BREAKING: Trump calls on vessels to 'go through the strait of Hormuz and show some guts', adding that all of the Iranian navy's ships have been sunk.
[+9] u/orobsky: Truth social has to be the worst UI I've ever seen on a webpage. Can't wait to never open that trash again
[+9] u/FxSpecter: To this day, I’m not even sure what this stupid war is for. We’re all suffering because of a stupid orange PDF. Fuck this and see y’all at the casino’s opening hour, don’t be late.
[+9] u/EarlyPattern6315: I am balls deep in puts
[+9] u/zestykite: I'm broke but at least I lost 15lb this month. I guess it pays off to not be able to afford food
[+9] u/Avgvstvs-Trajanvs: You guys will finally understand what the Poor's stand for in the Standard & Poor's(SPY)
[+9] u/pitchingwedge69: Guys I don’t think we were meant to be staring at screens 8 hours a day and then going home and staring at more screens.
[+9] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: The issue with buying puts right now is that essentially every economic headwind is manufactured and can be corrected in minutes.
Tariffs, the Iran war, poor jobs numbers, etc - they are all basically self inflicted for various domestic and foreign agendas, and a small number of people have the ability to do a complete 180 when it becomes expedient.
If tomorrow is red, I’m going all in on NVDA and QQQ for the long haul, because I don’t want to miss out on the face melting rally whenever it does happen.
[+9] u/Romanian_: I'm getting tired of this Straight or Homos thing they're talking about in the Middle East
[+9] u/GoogleKushforLunch: USO looking weak now
[+9] u/callsonreddit: I figured there would be terrorist shootings. Drones are unlikely
Stay safe everyone
[+9] u/Retaining-Wall: >Live updates: Iran's new supreme leader vows to keep blocking Strait of Hormuz as oil prices spike again
https://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/live-blog/live-updates-iran-war-oil-ship-attacks-hormuz-trump-israel-lebanon-rcna263101
Posted 30 mins ago.
[+9] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: 🌽 is already pumping for the dumping over the weekend.
[+9] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: Finally oil reacts how it should 📈
[+9] u/Sudden-Smoke-8377: shit is geting so expensive...its not even fun to enjoy it even if you can pay for it...like 15 dollies for a burger cmon man
[+9] u/pootenanner: This pump will be given back. Changes nothing.
[+9] u/hepukesyoudie: Shorting oil may have been a grave miscalculation
[+9] u/Gom_KBull: *\*points to middle east on map with soyface\**
# AND IRAN! IRAN SO FAR AWAY!
[+9] u/ConsiderationKey1658: NVDA should be $225 rn
[+9] u/borat_he_like_you: #PROUD BOYS STAND BACK & STANDBY, FALL BACK FROM IRAN. WE'LL BE SENDING IN THE FINE SONS & DAUGHTERS OF SOUTH CAROLINA TO TAKE CARE OF IT FROM HERE LMAO 🤣🤌
[+9] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: How does Trump start a literal war with a country that wasn’t doing shit…
And 2 weeks later get online and start screaming at Powell to lower rates??
Bro why THE FUCK would he lower shit now? 🤣 Rates are cooked for the rest of 2026 buddy
[+9] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Question : how much cocaine do you have to be on, to have pit stains through a suit jacket
[+9] u/Haikoe: Today is going to be a shitshow
[+9] u/Austin_Destroyer: Ye olde dump in AH, green by open. The eldest trick in the scroll.
We're gonna see 650 today.
[+9] u/zlordbeats: 💀whoever said spy @ 666 going into friday 13th was a bad omen was right 🤣🤣
[+9] u/NewDawn101: Price of eating out is getting ridiculous, I m like at least wash your vagina beforehand
[+9] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: I'm gonna need a 3% day from SPY tomorrow.
[+9] u/trumpdiego: France has entered the battle.... and immediately surrendered, Iran now owns France.
[+9] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Tomorrow's numbers are going to be more cooked than my burnt steak
[+9] u/colinr813: If it wasn’t for Trump we wouldn’t be speaking Persian in 5 years
[+9] u/RemarkableVictory990: If you see oil getting crushed of 0 news it's probably the treasury fucking with it
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Iran “be prepared for oil 200”
Does the Iranian version of Scott Bessent at their treasury have oil 200c????
[+9] u/COLU_BUS: “No no no Mr. 🥭, get off that plane, we said there are *strait miners*.”
[+9] u/gainsusmaximus: 🥭 be waking up like, why won't this market just crash, what do I have to do start a war?
[+9] u/RemarkableVictory990: Oil took a massive dump for no reason treasury back at it again
[+9] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: Qqq is in a recession
[+9] u/Smongk: Tarrifs bullshit: Panic dip to 5000!
Full blown out war: It is nothing, taco said we won already...
[+9] u/Chlo-Motion: [https://x.com/khamenei\_ir](https://x.com/khamenei_ir)
Ayatollah reposting his son's tweets from beyond the grave
[+9] u/BigToadEats: Fuck i miss the green days 2021
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Early futes looked good.
Then mango opened his fucking mouth
[+9] u/eoiioe: Are you tired of winning?
[+9] u/Iron-condor-6050: I read an article recently about a concerning spike in pump and dump schemes. Meanwhile, it’s still perfectly legal for MMs to do it, plus ‘price pinning’.
[+9] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Release the pedo files !
[+9] u/bennyblancobb: Imagine all that because of a guy, his ego and a precious Peace Price...
[+9] u/Solid-Season9984: Please sir its too much winning, im finally liberated of my money. As it was written lisan al gaib.
[+9] u/shinigami_2245: Enter code FURY10 at checkout and get 10¢ off per gallon at the pump
[+9] u/D1finalboss: My roomate (wife) takes about 19 different vitamins every day, she’s completely under the spell that they do something for her. I think it’s a placebo effect
[+9] u/Les7X: He's gonna taco something hard during the weekend with the market closed, so you can't profit from it. You fomo in on monday, then some ship gets shot or something, oil to 150$ and you get fucked
[+9] u/Snowman33001: The iPhone 17 is a pretty good value. I can now scroll in style. Thanks Tim AAPL
[+9] u/BigShmokeBuffer: 🥭: You kill a guy’s whole family ONE TIME, and then he’s total jerk, real uppity about it 😡
Just bury them on your golf course or in a lake and get a new one 👐
[+9] u/Tiny-Bag5054: You blew up my entire family but sure just this once I’ll let it go donnie. Pack your bags let’s call it a day
[+8] u/portfoliorating: # DO WE STILL WAIT FOR THE $2,000 REBATE CHECKS BECAUSE OF FRAUD AND WASTE THAT DOGE PROMISED??? OR IT'S SO 2025
[+8] u/31andnotdone: overtrading myself to slightly green has become my latest talent
[+8] u/Impossible-Fun2027: SPY being 666 and Friday the 13th, what could go wrong? 😈😈😈
[+8] u/Hugheston987: Friday the 13th and SPY opening at $666.55
[+8] u/Ill-Expression1737: wheres the help hotline i need it.. thinking of ending it all
[+8] u/PinealTone: Hopefully Asia will bring Brent up to $110.
Our chief in command says high oil good = good life.
So let go!
[+8] u/Overall-Fold-9720: >The U.S. military does not maintain separate, large-scale oil reserves today; instead, it relies on the national Strategic Petroleum Reserve
And we just released about half for populism
Iran got no aviation and no navy, but we'll have to put sails on our boats and pedals on our tanks
[+8] u/trainwreck001: CALLS ON WEAPONS GRADE ROCKS.
[+8] u/AfraidAnalyst: So we’ve now lost, 3 F-15’s, 1 KC-135 and 11 MQ-9’s from what I’ve found so far.
Plus the crew in the KC-135, shit sucks
[+8] u/Zuko2001: Eventually USO puts will pay out heavy, you just have to time when Donnie inevitably declares victory and actually ceases to strike. Only tricky part is if Iran keeps the strait closed regardless.
[+8] u/Unassisted3P: I'm just glad we got Hank Hill out of the middle east before this mess.
[+8] u/SomePolack: anyone else feel themselves slowly slipping into psychosis or just me?
Oh yeah SPY to 700
[+8] u/AcademicStandard3701: Buying oil from russia there is the excuse to pump again let’s run it back to $680 😂
[+8] u/puffinnbluffin: I’m pretty sure we’re fucked and the big one is coming
[+8] u/qx2: Cash is king, waited out
[+8] u/swift2931: I described 🌮’s war plan, and Reddit flagged it as hate speech. 🫠
[+8] u/BigToadEats: Drinking wine with my cat until market open as usual. Gl to all.
[+8] u/borkdpasito: It’s over boys. Dump the port. Buy crude and bury it
[+8] u/CD274: 🥭 tells G7 Iran is about to surrender. Pro regime marches in Tehran. Mission accomplished
[+8] u/BerryExpress: dude i miss the 80's and 90's tv. shit was nuts.
[+8] u/PinealTone: Spy hasn't reach liberation day lows.. we got alot of room to drill..
[+8] u/Chrg88: Friendly reminder to not blow your entire portfolio up because Five Guys BOGO deal ends today. Buy a burger, get a burger free - create a login on five guys.com and then order online. Promo Code FGAFTERPARTY.
I got you guys
[+8] u/PretendAgency2702: I bought 9k worth of qqq puts expiring tomorrow 5 minutes before market close and planned on holding them over night. About 5 minutes before options could no longer be traded, it had gained $1100 and I ended up selling.
It will dump tonight because of this. Qqq never drops when I hold puts overnight but it does drop on the days that I decide to sit it out.
[+8] u/Individual_Error_428: I have shorted oil, the destroyer of bears
[+8] u/Maximum_Light409: SPY at 666.66.666666666666666666666
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Israel/US planning for some crazy shit this weekend. Always outside of market hours.
[+8] u/met_art: I guess the mighty US military is not that mighty when they are not fighting against useless Venezuelan forces
[+8] u/justaddcatalyst: 🥭 can’t spell or say propaganda so he calls it fake news
[+8] u/Val44x: SPY is now perfectly positioned to rally back to 692 tomorrow on bogus cooked economy data at 830 tmw. Most likely will rally back to 690 in a single opening candle
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Just a few years ago you could apply to 10 jobs and get like 3 interviews. Now you can apply to 100 and get nothing except being ghosted. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/AfraidAnalyst: Sleepy would have ended this war in 24 hours if he were president
[+8] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Futes waving the white flag rn
[+8] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: BREAKING: The US has burned through "years" worth of munitions since start of the Iran war, just 13 days ago, per FT.
Details include:
1. Concerns are reportedly mounting around rising costs and the US’ ability to replenish stockpiles
2. The rapid depletion of weaponry includes advanced long-range Tomahawk missiles, sources say
3. The Pentagon is set to request $50 billion in additional spending for the military
4. Pentagon officials told Senators that the war had cost more than $11 billion in the first 6 days of strikes
Costs of the Iran war are rapidly mounting.
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: we're still waiting for the big crash to happen huh?
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: *slaps strait*
This thing can fit so many gay bears in it.
[+8] u/Gom_KBull: **BOLS IN THEIR CARDBOARD BOX UNDER THE LOCAL BRIDGE:**
*"Well, at least im not a ghey ber"*
# .·°՞(≧ᗜ≦)՞°·.
^(KEEN TOCKY)
[+8] u/Xzlk: Recent ADBE buyers bagged by the most infamous regard, Michael Burry.
[+8] u/Nice-Difference8641: SPY up +.78 over 6 months. Better off keeping your money in bonds 😂😂😂
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Wonder how much wealth from WSB has been transferred to MMs
[+8] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: Bol can't catch a break today lmfao suckers
[+8] u/zestykite: long oil but i feel like rug is gonna get pulled from under me
[+8] u/Icommandyou: So far they came for crypto, tech, dollar, metals, oil. I didn’t speak for none of them cause I am nobody
[+8] u/SlitSlam_2017: It’s crazy to think that we are a Big Mac away from ending this shit. Maybe the Big Arch Product™️ is a sleeper device.
[+8] u/hypeaze: I checked with renowned stock quant, professor Suggon Deeznuts and he said sell everything.
[+8] u/Tiny-Bag5054: It honestly disturbs me how many of you think Iranians are Arabs
[+8] u/RemarkableVictory990: idk how you guys think it's still possible to TACO he already tried setting an offramp and failed spectacularly
[+8] u/Certifieddddd: So Qatar just shut off their helium production today. They produce 1/3 of the global supply. Helium is used in semi conductor chips. Rest in pieces NVDA
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: Gonna drink booze, watch Al Jazeera (English version), and shit post on here.
[+8] u/RemarkableVictory990: So this Russia thing is like the equivalent of 2 days of the strait being closed do they expect them to buy more oil or smthing thought the EU already said fuck that
[+8] u/dogefool88: So relieving to see futures pumping without any news. 660 confirmed at open tomorrow
[+8] u/sl3azebag: coked up and listening to TV Girl reminds me of my stanford art ex girlfriend. She was so bubbly dude
[+8] u/Commercial-District1: I sold my SPY and QQQ puts today because I KNOW that fucker will do some kind of pump post.
[+8] u/Suspicious_Ad9833: Trump will soon realise why no other president before him waged war on Iran these last 50 years.
Just after he realises tariffs are a tax on americans.
[+8] u/Fine_Specialists: Bulls punching air for days now
[+8] u/cantTankThisFox: These Qqq calls are not aging well rn
[+8] u/trout19: Why I always close my shorts too early?
[+8] u/PureSpecialistROTMG: looks like i will be bagholding ADBE forever.
[+8] u/hudson701: Probably one of the worst, slow-motion choppiness garbage days I've even seen today. Extraordinarily bad.
Gave a full week of gains back, now at breakeven again from Monday. What a fucking waste of time.
'MaKiNg a LiViNg fRoM TrAdINg lolzlzlzlzlzlzl'
[+8] u/McKoijion: https://thenextweb.com/news/the-stock-market-crashes-every-time-lil-yachty-releases-music-a-theory
> In March 2026, Lil Yachty released several tracks as part of the Concrete Boys collective album
It's Us Vol. 2 (released March 9, 2026), including "WTFFF" and "MILLIONAIRE". He also appeared on the track "I Did This To Myself" with Thundercat.
[+8] u/dtn8: Matched with a girl who said she wants a "feminist man who shows care through generosity"
[+8] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: I SMELL A BIG DUMP ON OIL TOMORROW!
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: I think I figured it out, the more you stay inside alone the more you fucking cant stand people. Ive worked from home all week Im ready to smash everyones teeth out.
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #After a -1.5% day, bol can't even keep futes up more than 0.3%. Pathetic. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Disconn3cted: When I was a kid, I knew that girls didn't have a penis, and that they have a vagina. Not one kid told me they also didn't have balls, so I didn't realize girls didn't have balls until the 4th grade.
[+8] u/Street-Badger: At least with Bush Jr you got a carrier landing and a nice banner. With this guy you get a shitty tweet and, of course, a fake pump followed by a huge diaper dump.
[+8] u/Comfortable_Oil6642: Buttcorn 🤯
Ber obliteration inbound
[+8] u/saccotac: CME warns US intervention in oil futures would be a biblical disaster - FT
[+8] u/ajibtunes: It’s gonna be a bloodbath because war is gonna pop the ai bubble
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: I am still not distracted from the Epstein files
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: But but but, the DOW is 50k🤡
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: A lottery ticket addiction would be cheaper
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Holy overreaction on Adbe lol. x9 pe
[+8] u/RemarkableVictory990: US Military: We're aware of the loss of a United States KC-135 refuelling aircraft.
US Military: The incident occurred in friendly airspace during Operation Epic Fury, and rescue efforts are ongoing.
LMFAO[](https://x.com/financialjuice/status/2032210604295954482)
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: I sold Google at an enormous loss in 1953 and I will never do that again. Holding peloton until death, they will become the biggest company on the planet when they stop selling bikes and start investing in coal mines.
[+8] u/Hwangoutpltr: SPY 666 on Friday the 13th
[+8] u/---Right--Tackle---: #Wen war talks going well??
[+8] u/cloudsofgrey: Holding slightly ITM calls that expire tomorrow overnight was a expensive choice
[+8] u/AideApprehensive7441: There’s a chance that the party may be over for an unspecified period of time
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: See guys - the thing is, when I made those trades, I was in a literal manic episode basically and i th
[+8] u/sytena10: Breaking - White House allows crude sales priced in Rubles
[+8] u/cashflow_: Took some Ashwagandha and magnesium. Hopefully will sleep like a baby
[+8] u/vanceraa: You might be an 0dte degen but remember there are retarded 16 year olds gambling their inheritance on solana shitcoins called $RIZZ
[+8] u/hamborgard: Covid started today 6 years ago
[+8] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Monitoring the situation…
Monitoring the situation…
Monitoring the situation…
Situation monitored, the strait is still closed 🫡
[+8] u/Affectionate_Cook455: Pain will continue until his friends are done with closing all the shorts/puts.
[+8] u/MrNewking: Oil still going up after 🥭 released oil reserves and stopped sanctions on Russia.
We're fucked aren't we.
[+8] u/Potential_Version_34: Gonna watch that Always Sunny episode where they hoard gas
[+8] u/Low_Programmer1814: What a transition from peaceful President to a war mongering jackass.
[+8] u/Sidney_Godsby: Some of you wouldn’t know a trap if it smacked you in your fat face
[+8] u/Coogiez: SPY 666 THE END IS NIGH
[+8] u/DoubleFamous5751: If this is winning, I don’t wanna know what losing looks like
[+8] u/whee_exceeding_whoo: Nothing ever happens….until something happens.
[+8] u/Artfclintlgnce: I’m on a god tier right now
[+8] u/Waste-Ad-8715: most people here measure success with their p/l I measure it with how many months I make it into the year before losing everything (this year was 2)
[+8] u/MRROSADOH: Guess who’s portfolio is down 90% and has an abundance of rope lying around
[+8] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Well guys. It seems today is the day i blow my account
[+8] u/smart_doge: MAGA = Many Amerifats w/ Gapped An00s
[+8] u/LongHealth: Any countries left to be invaded?
Cuba has no oil so they’re safe.
Colombia has cocaine and we know the pedo class loves it, unsafe.
Greenland, 50/50 odds depending on if 🥭 googles it and finds out it’s not green.
[+8] u/nolanjp: SPY hasn't moved in 6 months, thanks mango!!
[+8] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Historically, when I feel like throwing up, we're only a couple % from the bottom. Not yet. Maybe by Monday.
[+8] u/callsonreddit: Take a man’s tariffs and you get war
[+8] u/NewDawn101: Spring break in straight of Hormuz
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: Got ghosted after I told date that I donated plasma for a living
[+8] u/sandygws: Oil getting to rug... something is up. Been almost frozen for an hour.
[+8] u/AvocadoPurees: We had Greenland, mexico, and Venezuela to pick amd we went vanilla mode and pick a war with Arrakis smdh
[+8] u/Gom_KBull: **BREAKING NEWS:**
*Kevin "Sloth" Hassett stated today that "...the Iranian leadership should be '****harshly disciplined****' for defying the might of* *~~my daddy~~* *the United States President."*
[+8] u/Pleasant_Reason_5329: relying on Russia is bullish?
[+8] u/Fernyfern7: Wow now Russia can fund their war with Ukraine a bit longer
[+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: As a newly minted oil baron I spit on you
[+8] u/electrojag: I scalped six dollar profit and have an account that’s 20 dollars positive from spy puts and Ford calls and puts. 95 percent of retail options traders lose money meaning I’m in the top five percent. And I’m only just starting. I audibled Benjamin graham the intelligent investor at 10x speed so I can learn it faster while driving large semi trucks for my job as a telecom lineman (all while intoxicated). I’m basically Warren buffet if he used Robin Hood while driving.
[+8] u/ConsiderationKey1658: GOOGL should be $400 rn
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: Your trade confirmations are available
[+8] u/Micheal_Hancho: Short USO. Long QQQ.
You might think I am retarded, but I think I am also retarded.
[+8] u/patricktu1258: Someone stop this pls bro
[+8] u/ckami_91: Bull: ☠️📉☠️
Bear:🐻 💸🤑
[+8] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: Are the Israelis good at any sport? I always see them get destroyed
[+8] u/Slabbed1738: If meddling in US politics was a sport, then they would be god tier
[+8] u/RB_7: Why the fuck is Greece wasting all their oil on olives let’s just invade there instead. Puts on $GRCE
[+8] u/JohanLiebert92: "The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money,"
who's we 🍊?
[+8] u/piss_stored_in_balls: The war is very much completely not over
[+8] u/ewzetf: bibi has trump by the balls
and Iran has nothing to lose
[+8] u/modder9: “Trump sends Israel a strongly worded check.”
[+8] u/bubbawears: WHY ARE WE GREEN
WHY ARE WE RED
WHY ARE WE GREEN
WHY ARE WE RED
SHUT UUUUUUUUUP
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: Market casually pricing in $300 barrels incoming
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: How is data supposed to even matter tomorrow?
[+8] u/420GreenGod: Man the market has been really aladeen lately
[+8] u/pat-nasty: I wanna sell my 610 calls for $86 per contract but they'll probably touch $85 while I'm working and then expire worthless because I forgot to check
[+8] u/Unemployable1593: Yes. We fought the Nazis together
[+8] u/0DTEKing: +2.5% day tomorrow? 🤔
[+8] u/GuyFaulks77: Futes ripping. Buying calls at SPY $666.66 was free money
[+8] u/lipmanz: “Average return on all historical Friday the Thirteenths for S&P since 1928 is +.1% “ 👍🏼
[+8] u/ConstantSpace5809: Iran's new Supreme Leader confirmed to be "alive in some form" by Trump. Possibly a "brain in a vat type of scenario."
[+8] u/cashflow_: You guys have ice machines in your kitchens also too right
[+8] u/MrImpossible73: Anybody’s ready for a ceasefire this weekend? Market will moon next week so tomorrow will be buying time
[+8] u/Certifieddddd: Iran just hit Israel’s stock exchange? Them boys know where to hit to hurt the 🧃the most 🤣🤣🤣
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: Is it really true that bearhunter is mentioned in the unreleased files?
[+8] u/swflcape: Just for the record, people are raiding their 401k and government are raiding their strategic reserves. Move along, everything is okay.
[+8] u/saintmitchy: Khamanei was caught off guard by 🥭's domain expansion
Within the barrier, the rules of reality are rewritten. Mango’s technique is deceptively simple… yet terrifyingly absolute. Through his cursed artifact- Truth Social—he can declare any outcome he desires. A single post… a single statement of intent.
But the domain enforces a cruel law.
Reality will always produce the exact opposite outcome.
If he declares victory… defeat manifests.
If he demands failure… success is guaranteed.
To outsiders, it looks like constant failure.
But in truth…
🥭 has turned failure itself into a weapon.
A sorcerer who wins… by losing.
[+8] u/Low_Programmer1814: It's Friday, the 13th. Let's fry our luck today.
[+8] u/ebfeebfe: CME HAS WARNED THAT U.S. INTERVENTION IN OIL FUTURES WOULD BE A "BIBLICAL DISASTER," ACCORDING TO THE FINANCIAL TIMES.
Just registered @CMEOfficial on Truth Social, and DM'ed the big man that he's a fucking goof. Oil to $999 by EOW.
[+8] u/tesseramous: Fuck it I could go to an actual casino every day and lose less money than this. And have fun doing it.
[+8] u/smart_doge: That awkward moment when organic and fertilized foods cost the same
[+8] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: Dumbass bols think tanker escort is definitely coming. Too gullible for their own good.
[+7] u/baller1able: That man said "we winning" and the economy have been losing every since 😭
[+7] u/TechnologyEven6926: If you live in NJ/NYC
This retarded shit went from 80 degrees on Monday to 35 degrees today
[+7] u/whagon-wheel: The history books will have a full page image of the tan suit and a playable recording of her laugh
[+7] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Iranians vs the Israelis in a soccer game.... who ever loses gives up his country to the other one.
What? Nobody has the balls for that?! 😂
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Iran rejecting Witkoff’s request for a ceasefire TWICE is hilarious
[+7] u/borat_he_like_you: I met with some investors over the past 7 months who thought it would be a good idea to invest in software because they thought SaaS companies would be beneficiaries of embedding AI into their products
And now they're deep red from all their losses. Crazy how it played out.
[+7] u/AdCritical5383: Tom Lee is the kinda guy who eats his hamburgers with a pinky sticking out.
[+7] u/Uzunzatu: Yesterday I went 70% cash. Just left some May ASTS calls in case of TACO and because they have catalysts soon, and some TMC in view of 🥭 China visit.
I bought an SPX 6000 put for 1st April and short term call spreads on a fertiliser stock than someone kindly recommended to me in the comments a few days ago. Both are nicely green.
I am generally bullish but I just cannot see how the seriousness of what is happening here is even remotely priced in. Everyone is trying to front run the TACO and I get it, there's always a chance it will happen, but something about this seems different. 🥭 either doesn't care about the election because he knows something we don't, or he knows he's going to die and is in his "only god can judge me" phase, or he really is taking orders from someone else.
If no TACO by Monday open I'm buying more puts.
[+7] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Leave JPow out of this
[+7] u/Maximum_Light409: We gonna start March friday 13, with SPY on 666.. what's the chances of green?
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: My pronouns are they/them … practicing for 2028
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: rotten kc-135 lost over iraq airspace ...
[+7] u/LongroddMcHugendong: How much higher does oil go. I think we’re not even close to the peak, 2022 was higher and it wasn’t anything remotely as bad as what’s happening now.
[+7] u/pootenanner: Crude back to pumping. Big dik energy
[+7] u/Avgvstvs-Trajanvs: Says the retard watching a line go up/down all day
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Im just waiting on my fries bro
[+7] u/noahmfs: Tomorrow pedo 🥭 will announce that he is in peace talks with Iran and spy will go up 2%, how many times we have seen this movie with the pedo in office?
[+7] u/Bonghead13: Fuck. This is the 4th time I sell at the exact tiop before a correction/meltdown/shitshow in 4 years...
I never buy at the bottom, but I do tend to start DCA back in right before or after it each time.
Whoever said timing the market is impossible just sucks at trading
[+7] u/louis-debroglie: They're reporting the USS Abraham Lincoln was hit
If you still thought Trump could TACO this has to be the final nail in the coffin...
[+7] u/OG_L0c: futures are always green after I panic sell all my shit
[+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Being banned this past week was terrible for my marriage cuz my wife had to consume my retarded thoughts
[+7] u/Vort3x7689: Can we just go back to pre revenue companies being valued at 30b. This market has been shit for the past 6 months
[+7] u/Pulled_Forward: It’s scarily crazy how little the market reacted to the biggest countries blowing large portions of their oil reserve loads this early into the war.
This could get ugly.
[+7] u/botistic: Lost so much goddamn money 😡
[+7] u/Bilbo_Butthole: MANGOE TWEET 🚨🚨: SINCE IRAN IS ACTING VERY “FLAMBOYANT”, WE HAVE CHANGED THE NAME FROM THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ TO THE GAY OF HORMUZ. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - PRESIDENT DJT
[+7] u/KanonBalls: 🥭 seems to be in a bit of a pickle. Ground troops or letting the Iranians terrorise the gay, aeh, straight hummus. Enjoy making that decision. Wouldn't be surprised if hegseth and Jared have to board the first boat. 😂👍
[+7] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Why is the market freaking out? It's not a war I heard.
[+7] u/BioRam: I like when Robinhood shows the green line of how much money I could make before I order something :\^)
[+7] u/n8walker_ger: Sell the rope, buy the dip
[+7] u/bumdaysg: The President, of the United States, is fucking LYING
[+7] u/tinydisaster: Worst selloff of the war so far
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: If one more of my friends starts doing that therapy speak bullshit I swear to God.
She cheated on you for 5 years Troy , it is your constitutional right to call her a bitch.
Any calls or puts tomorrow?
[+7] u/RemarkableVictory990: Militant groups in Iraq say they downed an American aerial refueling plane.
Do we believe the militant groups or our government I honestly don't know anymmore[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032254999250813214)
[+7] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Let every country have a little so we can live peacefully
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: We invade at $8 a gallon
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: We are totally destroying the spastic retard bulls economically, and otherwise, yet, if you read the Failing WSB night threads, you would incorrectly think that we are not winning. Bull's wife is gone, her boyfriend is with her, and I am pretty sure they took the dog with them. We have unparalleled brain power, unlimited recessions to predict, and plenty of time - Watch what happens to these deranged bull scumbags today. They’ve been carrying on about their fake Vs for over a year, and now I, as a bear, am mocking them. What a great honor it is to do so! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/find_your_zen** bet **SPY** goes from **666.2** to **655.0** before **13-Mar-2026 04:21 PM EDT**
Their record is 4 wins and 3 losses.
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[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Gonna be a whole different crowd in here tomorrow morning lol
[+7] u/smart_doge: Me on day 1 of options: gonna get that Lambo
Me on day 2000 of options: Lambo is overrated anyway
[+7] u/portfoliorating: The great cornholio:
# “2025 IS SETTING THE TABLE. THE FEAST WILL BE IN 2026.”
[+7] u/tesseramous: How are corns still over 70k?
[+7] u/BorrisZ: ISRAEL, I LOVE YOU
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU
FOR A QUARTER DIME PALESTINE
GIVE A GOY A LOAN
HIS TAXES FUND THE IRON DOME
[+7] u/Smongk: Dont get fool by micro pump. We're going way lower
[+7] u/KMS_Tirpitz: Funny how the US airforce lost at least 4 planes to an non existing air force
[+7] u/strombollimaker545: Russian oil is the saving grace of the economy? Yeah right
[+7] u/Iscratchmybutt: value investors crying rn looking at ADBE after hours
[+7] u/ismebbb: For no reason it's going to be green tomorrow and then Black Monday
[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Aside from buying 0DTE options, what are the other ways I can fuck myself?
Be creative!
[+7] u/sl3azebag: I spend almost 8 hrs of my day listening and discovering new music
[+7] u/TimeTravelingChris: I don't want to hear about a pullback when TSLA is still $400 and NVDA is $180. We're basically flat. Pain hasn't arrived.
[+7] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Won’t lie, all I did was buy like 80 shares of voo today
[+7] u/jazzgrackle: Tell myself I won’t trade. Trade anyway. Lose a bunch of money.
[+7] u/Basis_404_: Who knew:
- Oil is a commodity meaning it’s priced the same globally
- Impacting 30% of the supply would raise prices
- That oil is used in all kinds of stuff not just vroom juice for cars
- That a 60% price jump in oil might impact all kinds of stuff, lowering earnings
- Lower earnings mean lower stock markets
Who can be expected to think that many steps ahead?
[+7] u/RemarkableVictory990: The treasury has got to atleast try to hide the manipulation
[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: I think it’s time for puts
[+7] u/sonofalando: Opens up brokerage account for first time tonight.
Me: “what the fuck is this piece of shit?”
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: So glad I or a family member is not in the military. They’re going to deploy troops
[+7] u/AggieDem: Diving straight through 665, hot-damn.
[+7] u/greyenlightenment: remember when the war was declared over lol
[+7] u/mugirawraw: S&P WEIGHS RULE CHANGES THAT WOULD SPEED SPACEX S&P 500 ENTRY
SPY 7000
[+7] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: God damn it’s bearish around here.
They got you right where they want you. Green tomorrow, it’s the best way to fuck over retail which I assume is always the goal.
[+7] u/jmc774: This dip is killing my port but at the same time is not dippy enough to load up yet
[+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Who tf could expect a green day tomorrow?
[+7] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: BREAKING: Trump has reportedly told Israel he wants the bombing of Iran to be over next week, prior to his meetings with Xi in China Mar 31 - Apr 2
[+7] u/Top-Acadia-1936: He’s not laughing too much. That big 4x4 Cummins Ram pickup he bought, now with $5,000 of wheels and tires and lift kit, costs a lot to fuel up. He was an 8th grader in 2022, last time we did this.
[+7] u/MuricanWisecrack: so USA now has its own Специа́льная вое́нная опера́ция - Spetsialnaya Voennaya Operatsiya - Special Military Operation
[+7] u/RemarkableVictory990: Why is the administration being panicans about oil
[+7] u/Beginning-Visual2341: “Russia becomes an ally of the USA” 😂 could you imagine
[+7] u/RemarkableVictory990: U.S. funds defense for Ukraine U.S. helps fund Russia's attack on Ukraine???
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/DickiesDippinDicks made a bet that ADBE would go to 260.0 within **3 hours** when it was 270.25 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 2 wins and 4 losses
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[+7] u/ahopye: Today I tangle with something more painful than any loss. I look at my port and I see a sea of red. Yes, the losses sting. But the most difficult thing to deal with? I am now forced to confront the possibility that I may not actually be the greatest trader to ever live.
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: Quite clear most in here have not lived through a proper crash (Covid and tarrifs were quick V’s)
[+7] u/NunuTitobu: So where are the Tesla robots
[+7] u/BigToadEats: Lost a whack of cash today lol
[+7] u/CompoteSpecialist618: Clearly since we all expect deep red a mega green pump is coming right? Right? Please..
[+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Excellent reading by Robert Pape in regards to why we're retarded and why this war will be nothing but a disaster for decades to come.
[+7] u/Avgvstvs-Trajanvs: Ameritards selling so we europoors can buy tomorrow
[+7] u/Tiny-Bag5054: most of us lost a lot of money today but at least we’re not Australian
[+7] u/EnginrA: My cock is fuckin girthy that’s for sure
[+7] u/SomePolack: Can’t actually believe there’s a real human being in here who is going long tomorrow
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: Where are the guys who used to drink those artificially colored sugar water barrels in elementary school?
Those guys know a thing or two about barrels 🛢️
[+7] u/Frosty_Promise8050: Am I high or is the bond yield curve un-inverting?
[+7] u/AggieDem: [How it feels being cash gang since December 2024.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lpXoDNg_ss)
[+7] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Ok, ok. Apparently they managed to really piss off the Don now. You know what that means guys, don´t you? Finally our time has come! Soon Iran might run out of virgins and then this sub will be the only reliable supply they can get!
[+7] u/PushAble2463: Just go back and take care of your cheeseburgers America. Got guns at home too u know
[+7] u/I-STATE-FACTS: green day incoming. bear oil and bull everything else. 🤌🤌🤌
[+7] u/mannycalls24: PDF company CEO said I can’t save this I’m out
[+7] u/epyonxero: 666 close going into Friday the 13th 👍
[+7] u/veggieroll1up: I guess USO is the safe haven trade
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: I want a 24/7 8k live feed from Ormus if these escorts are really going to take place. The footage will surpass all action movies ever made
[+7] u/Standard_Tea8250: Will BTC ever cross 75k
[+7] u/RemarkableVictory990: If they do somehow actually run this shit back down I'm gonna long even more oil
[+7] u/nknk_3: Why dont they go around the mines?
[+7] u/MadSkyGlider: Hmm so all US bank offices in Dubai that were clustered in their financial hub apparently got hit rn. Stay safe all
[+7] u/torokunai: Trump is expert on escorts tho
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: We never had the cards.
[+6] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: #Bols one word that should never come out of your mouth ever again is taco 🌮
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: All this because rich pedos are scared of being held accountable. Being a billionaire is a mental illness and we should cure them of if.
[+6] u/EarthquakeCrater: I think these Iran mullahs and duck dynasty guys would be beard bros if they gave it a chance.
[+6] u/ConfectionRecent2586: Thank you 🥭 even as a non-american im losing hard 🦅
[+6] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: pfft who needs oil anyway
[+6] u/trainwreck001: PEEING WITH A BONER IS ILL ADVISED.
[+6] u/gonosz11: Wtf
My calls actually looking good?
Red by open
[+6] u/smart_doge: Those who are holding oil overnight should learn from your neighbors who have been holding their deep-frying oil for months.
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Another day where none of my stocks randomly jumped 100% for no reason
# 😒
Can a guy catch an irrationally lucky break
[+6] u/Prestigious-Fix8154: Maybe it's Maybelline. ULTA shit the bed
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Now all of China will know
we ACT before we THINK
# 🛢️🛢️🛢️🫡
SALUTE TO OUR DWINDLING OIL RESERVES!!!!
[+6] u/Practical-Health3455: This Dr Crane and I m listening...
[+6] u/whodey84: Admiral Bessent assured me there were no mines in the Strait, ignore UK intel, NYT, WSJ etc. FAKE NEWS!
Lets just roll our billion dollar ships in there....
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: It’s like even a few mosquitoes can make your life miserable
[+6] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: URGENT | IRGC: The USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier sustained severe damage following targeting by missiles and drones
[+6] u/---Right--Tackle---: Remember 2016-2019, when there were no market moving events and it was just slow grind higher for almost 4 years? The golden age 😔
[+6] u/RemarkableVictory990: What stage of capitalism is it when the Treasury starts fucking with free markets
[+6] u/tinydisaster: Cash gang here. Who in cash gang needs popcorn 🍿🍿🍿🍿
[+6] u/NotMe357: "CME warns US intervention in oil futures would be a biblical disaster - FT"
I dont think TACO and his friends cares.
[+6] u/soad1331: Bought a call to hedge just in case 🥭 cancels the war.
[+6] u/sailorsmile: I’m struggling to figure out how exactly this is owning the libs.
I live in a walkable city with no car and I’m printing money on USO, bro it’s you getting owned lmao.
[+6] u/mannycalls24: Buying calls for Friday the 13th with oil nearing $100 is beyond regarded… but I did it anyway 😎
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: Are pizza Lunchables still good? May Doordash ONE pizza Lunchable for dinner and finance it with Klarna while snorting Skyrizi off of my Ikea coffee table that I had delivered using Postmates.
[+6] u/tika_dengu: Oil under 90 will frustrate 🇮🇷
[+6] u/Fun-Valuable-7355: Drones made for 90cents being chased and missed by $4m rockets 🖨️🖨️🖨️
[+6] u/The_Milkman: I did not think Adobe could go lower and yet it has and I thought the CEO leaving would be bullish for the stock but there you go again.
[+6] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: Iran gonna deploy mines too deep and awaken sth ancient and more powerful than all of humanity. Obviously that is already priced in.
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Puts cleansing day tomorrow...
[+6] u/qx2: That FIFA piece prize is really looking so legit right now
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: i bet lil regard jonny is south alabama is rejoicing looking at the strikes on children schools in iran
[+6] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Imagine all of humanity is gone tomorrow. Are the algos pumping or dumping?
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: When this is over it will make one hell of an anime
[+6] u/Successful_Ask_2070: lets see the loss porn fellas
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Bols just need to dig out a new river on the land side straight of homuz and spy back to $680 easily
[+6] u/horseisahorse: aerial refueling is kind of freaky
[+6] u/cashflow_: Okay guys you win. Bye forever
[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Oil went from looking weak to looking strong asf
[+6] u/louis-debroglie: Trump seems to have decided the only way out of the war is to intensify it.
[+6] u/Fast_Signature7684: same shit, btc +2% while spy red means spy will V and close ydays gap
[+6] u/iceV: Lmao if it drops more, ADBE will be able to buy 90% of the company back
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Go ahead bols. Be greedy when others are fearful, see what happens
[+6] u/rixxxand: USO put leaps are kinda cheap for the risk rewards they represent. It'll be hard to time it but I figure if oil remains as elevated for that long, we'll have different problems to worry about
[+6] u/Inspetor_Ventoinha: Spy 666, Black Friday tomorrow.
Or calls.
[+6] u/gabbone666: I still cannot explain why oil went down so hard on tuesday. Market is so stupid sometimes
[+6] u/SerpantDildo: Financial advice: buy McDonald’s (food not stock) tonight
It may be the last time you can afford it before it moons
[+6] u/lipmanz: Well I guess 🥭 answered the Main Street or Wall Street question with a resounding “neither!”
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: I once subsisted on a bag of potatoes for a full pay period because that was all I could afford.
But today, things are different. I now have three bags of potatoes, of different varieties.
Look where I've come.
[+6] u/Best_Sherbert_9481: Well boys you can laugh at me cause I fell asleep at noon and one of my trades went down to -80% total value and that has put me so far in the red, time to hang up trading for awhile cause I’m too retarded for this shit
[+6] u/SomePolack: Mines in the strait? Definitely bad
Iran effectively using sea drones is way fucking worse
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: I mean how bad could a bubble burst of war, oil shock, AI speculation, global tariffs, inflation, and private credit blowups be
[+6] u/MelonBeefChop: Open the casino ladies and gentlemen
[+5] u/pootenanner: Dayum got in on oil Futes at 96.60. Dk how that happened
[+5] u/lipmanz: The war isn’t quite almost over but it is almost almost over
[+5] u/WingedScapula420: Alexa, play “Number of the Beast” by Iron Maiden
[+5] u/ComfortableWolf779: Iran should just buy calls and end the war dood
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: ‼️Iran’s Revolutionary Guards announced that Israel’s gas fields are a ‘target.’ The IRGC stated that, in addition to the Leviathan and Karish fields, dozens of other new targets are now within Iran’s range.‼️
[+5] u/aftherith: Oil droppin futes poppin. I will assume the war is rescheduled for the next administration. Carry on, as you were.
[+5] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: Tomorrow morning Trump will announce ceasefire. 9am.
[+5] u/Jadedtrader33: And then Iran will bomb something else and say fuck that to prove a point.
He can’t taco out of it. 🫵🤡
[+5] u/Icommandyou: War not going great. We don’t have healthcare but we can’t even do war properly
[+5] u/Nice-Difference8641: The more I think about it the more it seems like bessent lying about the mines is like criminally reckless
[+5] u/pootenanner: Oil do be rippin. I’m gona hold on this time, another squeeze is near.
[+5] u/Ken_Blast: You just killed Iran's leaders wife, father, sister, son and niece they're not accepting a peace deal
[+5] u/apurimac777: ##SEND IN THE MARINES
##REOPEN STRAIT OF HOMO