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[+19] u/Current_Animator7546: The market wants to pump so bad lol. Reality is this is a pretty big mess. The fact Iran is still going after and hit oil infrastructure, and that the strait remains closed. Doesn’t feel like something that’s about to end. Who knows.
[+17] u/3ebfan: Just got a quote for new exterior doors on my house: $28,000 for 4 doors
Got two burritos with queso at Moe's yesterday: $46
I think inflation is going to be hot, hot, hot this summer.
[+17] u/CUbuffGuy: LMAO energy secretary says we escorted an oil tanked through the strait, then immediately deletes his post 15 min late. xD
Markets love that
[+12] u/MutaliskGluon: Bulls: Trumps gonna TACO
Bears: the job market is rolling over, we see bad hiring data and the workforce shrinking which means unemployment is worse than the numbers. Theres private credit issues, funds are locking in investments, the type of shit that happened right near previous market tops. Valuations are near all time highs and thats WITH all the funny accounting and circular financing going on making earnings look much better than they truly are.
Yet only one of those thesis apparently matters
[+12] u/OrdinaryWeekly7468: Here's the question I have for the TACO crowd: what makes you think he's in any position to just TACO this situation? This assumes he has any control over this situation, which it seems he does not.
He and his goons can say whatever shit they want to pump the market, but that is not actually control. We're in a situation where his ability to limit the fallout of his choices is extremely limited and closing by the day.
[+11] u/InvestigatorPlus3229: Software hit by a drone or something
[+10] u/fakemedicines: Feels like a fake pump that will give back all gains by Friday
[+10] u/CUbuffGuy: Lmao, US intel shows Iran mining Strait and Trump instantly asks Israel to stop
[+9] u/Current_Animator7546: Bloomberg saying post was deleted. What a clown show.
[+9] u/OrdinaryWeekly7468: Chris Wright out here lying his ass off to pump the market.
[+9] u/InvestigatorPlus3229: whats up with this guy?
Hegseth Says ‘We Will Not Relent’ Until Iran Is Defeated
[+8] u/wynveen: Still no ships navigating the straight.
[+7] u/sNeKbIt99: These Trump threats and bombing into oblivion are only making Iran more intransigent.
Just like British during the Blitz.
What a stupid move.
Buy GLD.
[+7] u/x992607: What I know for sure is that this conflict will accelerate global decarbonization.
Unsure whether it's prudent to invest in US clean energy companies, but worldwide that seems to be the right direction .
[+6] u/x992607: Let's pump 7% on a deleted tweet and then drop off that cliff back into the abyss.
[+6] u/jrex035: Exxon Mobil has evacuated non-essential employees from operations in the Middle East - CEO Darren Woods in interview
Ah yes, very bearish for oil prices. Let's send it sub $80 because the war is clearly almost over lmao
[+6] u/_hiddenscout: **Oracle (NYSE: ORCL)** reported Q3 FY2026 results: **total revenue $17.2B** (+22% USD), **cloud revenue $8.9B** (+44% USD), **GAAP EPS $1.27** (+24%) and **non-GAAP EPS $1.79** (+21%). Remaining Performance Obligations were **$553B** (+325%).
Oracle raised **$30B** of planned financing, reaffirmed FY2026 revenue of **$67B** and capex of **$50B**, raised FY2027 revenue target to **$90B**, and declared a **$0.50** quarterly dividend.
* Total revenue $17.2B, up 22% year-over-year
* Cloud revenue $8.9B, up 44% year-over-year
* Non-GAAP EPS $1.79, up 21% year-over-year
* Remaining Performance Obligations $553B, up 325%
* Raised FY2027 revenue guidance to $90B
* Planned capital expenditures of $50B for FY2026 remain large
* Interest expense increased 32% to $1.18B
* Software revenue only grew 3% in USD (down 1% constant currency)
* Restructuring expense rose 142% year-over-year
* Issued mandatory convertible preferred stock as part of $30B financing (potential dilution)
[+6] u/x992607: Iran states they haven't used their 'powerful missiles' yet. Great start of trading day.
[+6] u/dansdansy: Man I'm glad I stick to stocks and don't trade commodities.
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Indications show Iran has begun operations to mine the strait.
[+6] u/LanceX2: did Trump say something dumb again?
[+6] u/ExpletiveWork: QQQ closed with a 1 cent gain. Decisive bull victory.
[+6] u/Redtyde: This is the low-down:
During market hours - the war is over, mission accomplished, lets get our boys home. The straight is open
Post market - Iran have more missiles than we expected, the straight may be mined, we are raining hellfire and brimstone down on the enemy
[+6] u/joe4942: Oil sold off yesterday because people believed the war would be over soon?
Sure doesn't seem like it: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/10/iran-war-trump-hegseth-oil.html
[+6] u/joe4942: > The United Arab Emirates halted its huge Ruwais oil refinery, one of the world’s largest
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-10/uae-says-drone-attack-causes-fire-in-zone-that-houses-refinery
[+6] u/BGID_to_the_moon: apparently iran is going to plant mines purchased from china in hormuz to plunge china into an energy crisis. i'm sure china will be thrilled about that
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Can't wait for the market to sober up lol
[+5] u/calm_discussion_3500: Woaaaa here it comes.
>Israel not seeking 'endless war' with Iran, foreign minister says
>Foreign Minister Gideon Saar said that Israel is not looking for an "endless war" with Iran, adding that they would coordinate with the US on when to end the conflict.
>“We will consult with our American friends when we will think it is the right time to do that," Saar told reporters in Jerusalem.
Oil jitters creating more and more looking for off-ramp signals.
[+5] u/fiskxhero: This reminds me of when people were tracking the port of LA to validate their short positions during the tariff era lol
[+5] u/Current_Animator7546: Market trying to V lol
[+5] u/sheep_classes: Am I understanding this right: money is flowing into the stock market (or at least not flowing out as much as you'd think given the shitshow everywhere), oil (which is at a lower price than last few days but it is still up since the start of the war, with warnings of increasing prices still being issued), gold and silver at the cost of the US dollar depreciating?
What will break first among these?
[+5] u/_hiddenscout: Barrons with a nice write up on CDRE
[https://www.barrons.com/articles/buy-cadre-holdings-stock-price-pick-8d694f71](https://www.barrons.com/articles/buy-cadre-holdings-stock-price-pick-8d694f71)
Beat them on that one by like a year or so.
[+5] u/Prudent-Corgi3793: Chris Wright probably heard someone discuss "energy pump" and assumed that meant a fake tweet to juice the market.
[+5] u/TheIntrepid1: OK, who said what stupid thing?
[+5] u/gamjatang111: trading this market is like gambling on headlines / event outcomes, might as well be on prediction markets
[+5] u/Alternative_Tear_425: Like I always say. This isn’t a free market, you just have to be on the right side of the manipulation
[+5] u/Redtyde: If reports about mine laying are true then the bears will be having a lot of fun for the next few weeks at least.
[+5] u/Peresviet: The last few weeks are a great reminder of why you shouldn't time the market.
[+5] u/x992607: Today seems to be the most intense day in the White House locker room shower.
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: So was this pump just exit liquidity for tomorrows CPI?
[+5] u/tired_ani: Anyone knows why FICO is down 9%?
[+5] u/MutaliskGluon: Damn once the market realizes the job market is cooked, AI is deflationairy, and spiking oil prices cause demand destruction, this TLT position and TLT call position (which Is super small and im waiting for a drop to buy more) are gonna print.