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Much like Taco Bell in the movie Demolition Man, every store is a Walstco. Here we see the average citizen, wearing a shirt made of silver and a gold loincloth, shopping for a pair of Air Jordan Crocs.
Built into their silver shirt is a liquid natural gas turbine powering the latest AI toolkit, which runs on vaporware.
In February 2026, all software has been transitioned to vaporware. Like the iPhone commercials of the previous month, everything runs on vapor now. Even Apple itself is vapor.
Outside the store, what's this coming down the lane to pick us up? Nope, not an Uber, not even a Tesla! It's just a guy driving a 2018 Toyota Tundra.
As we hop into the 2018 Tundra, there is no music on the radio. Unfortunately all streaming services are permanently shut down for being too profitable. Similarly, when we arrive home, when it's time to relax, there is nothing to watch after the unfortunate demise of Paramount, Warner Bros, Netflix - not to mention Apple and Amazon.
Yes, it's a bleak world, but fortunately we can still mine and drill the earth for resources nobody needs any longer, since those are the only jobs left.
KCCO.