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[+14] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Oh shit it’s on.. Larak 🏝️
Iran and USA at it again tonight missiles launching cocks out ready for a tumble
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: Iran war back on the menu bois
...as if it ever left
[+11] u/smellyfingernail: There’s like one dude in this thread who has spammed 50 messages about le Iran war and nobody cares at all and none of this posts have any engagement lmfao
[+11] u/millerlit: MU is the play for September going into earnings at end of the month. The numbers will be massive based of Nvidia report
[+10] u/bossman-CT: NBIS is due for a run up
[+10] u/benj760486: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
It me I'm some motherfucker
[+9] u/jarMburger: Puts, always puts. No catalyst, it’s going down
[+8] u/Paradox08880: Ceasefire active by open
[+8] u/SlipperyToots: Missile strikes means market open deep red, which means it’ll actually open modest green, which actually means it’ll open modest red and close deep green
[+7] u/buddumz: What’s GLD going to do. Did we double bottom or should I seek my bags and yolo 🌽
[+7] u/dash_trash4255: This is gonna ruin the tour
[+7] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: US just attacked Iran, causing military and civilian casualties.
[+7] u/Powerful-Reaction607: We pump on war every time
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Do you know who the fuck I am? Don’t you EVER talk to me that way again. I’ve been trading for 30 years sweaty and average 1.7% returns. You don’t want to wake up the alpha wolf.
[+6] u/jarkon-anderslammer: Anthropic needs $3,500 from every living person on the planet to hit $30T.
I need $3,500 to set up a computer in my basement to run Qwen 3.7 27B and automate as much as I need.
The numbers aren't adding up brother.
[+6] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: wait is war back on they bombed???????????
[+6] u/Clackamas_river: MU earnings in 26 trading days. This is going to move soon and fast.
[+6] u/wattap: Everyone expects “midterm seasonality” to be a selloff which is why it won’t happen. See July for reference, everyone expected a rip yet we had the worst July for momentum in history.
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: We still have one day before Septembear, no need to panic
[+6] u/Gnargoyles: My port on Monday is gonna get exodia’d fml :vanish:
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Can't even read the sentiment here. Half and half bols and bers...
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
We are the avengers of the wrongdoers.
The American-Zionist enemy, once again, driven by its desperation in solving domestic problems and reducing its credibility among regional countries, seeks to revive its nefarious role and justify public opinion. In a provocative act, it attacked Larak Island, resulting in the martyrdom and injury of several of our soldiers and fellow citizens.
This action will be met with a response from the children of Islamic Iran, and the aggressor will be punished.
[+6] u/Onnimation: War is back on the menu so that means SPY 800, volatility back on! 😂📈
[+5] u/Pessimistic93: She's a 6 but you enjoy spending time with her
[+5] u/Madsen13140: I want to feel something again. Might try 0dtes.
[+5] u/remilk123: :screech: PANIC SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW! 🥭 WILL INVADE CANADA TOMORROW!
[+5] u/Agent_Nilo: lol US struck Iran Larak Island. Iran will retaliate now. Can we get a break for the market PLEASE
[+5] u/ercanbas: Manifesting spy to $500 eow
[+5] u/ch3mdawgz: Did US strike Iran again?
[+5] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: they hit larak island wtf is larak island
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: US attacks Larak Island
Market: +3% tomorrow :money:
That’s how this works, have you figured it out yet :kek:
[+5] u/scm66: Amazon defaulting my search to an AI prompt is fucking aggravating.
[+5] u/geddyclaus: I’m going to shitpost a bear market into existence
[+5] u/kumako10: I lost over $20k last year. Currently up ytd. I have an upcoming interview with my dream company. Things are looking up! ☀️
[+5] u/xypherrz: $SNDK please pump this week
[+5] u/Late_Impression_7168: When I was 9 years old I pooped in a plastic bag and threw it out the ninth floor window 🤌 never got caught. We live under the tacit agreement that nobody will ever do that, I broke that agreement
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: The US should just default on its debt. Put the rates to 0%.
Then simply borrow another 40T, interest rates problem solved!!!
# Are they dumb? LMAO 🤌
I should probably mention this is a joke before🥭advisors take it seriously lol
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: Hmmm .. war , inflation, bubble , unpredictable geopolitical environment. What's the least profitable most speculative garbage .. Space Calls it is!
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Oh god we really doin this bear crap again
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: MANY IN HERE WILL BE MADE HOMELESS BY THE MARKET THIS WEEK
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Give me the rabies vaccine. I want WiFi 8.
[+18] u/Many_Appeal1184: I am pleased to announce that I am -3 euro on crypto in the last 18 months
[+16] u/PompeiiSketches: TACO INCOMING I REPEAT TACO INCOMING
\+5% DAY TOMORROW ON THE 162nd MOU
[+13] u/MoreOutcome8541: Isn’t venezuela oil complete shit and useless?
[+13] u/WSB-mods-are-: It's so over for bears
[+12] u/vermilli21: So 🥭 is blaming Biden for the low oil reserves? 🤡🤡
[+12] u/88Babies: lol of course we start attacking again 1 fucking hour before the market opens. They aren't even hiding the manipulation at this point.
[+12] u/GurHot8359: https://preview.redd.it/jzfyzxcywkmh1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbc1c03a914bad71b31d7cffbe23524d2ce77f1f
[+10] u/ManonFire1224: MU is getting ready to take off. It’s about to be finished with consolidation and will breakout heading towards earnings
[+10] u/CMTTrader: \*US FORCES STRUCK 2 IRGC ANTI-SHIP MISSILE LAUNCHERS ON LARAK ISLAND AFTER IRGC WAS OBSERVED PREPARING TO LAUNCH ROCKETS WITH SEA MINES: US OFFICIAL
\*IRAN CONFIRMS US STRIKE ON LARAK ISLAND, 2 IRGC MEMBERS KILLED, 2 INJURED: TASNIM
\*US STRIKE "WILL BE MET WITH RESPONSE, AND THE AGGRESSOR WILL BE PUNISHED": TASNIM
[+9] u/FrostySoftPressure: I don’t understand 🥭, it’s like he wants to have high and low oil prices at the same time, he’s making some imaginary deals which should’ve dropped the oil prices on Friday after market close and then before market opens he attacks Iran, like how does it makes sense
[+9] u/SpaceXBear: Missles launch from Tehran right now
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: This week we might be military experts again
[+8] u/Thotmas01: Too many bags. My lower back hurts.
[+8] u/Edward_Towers: I am not a bull, I am not a bear. I am simply a degenerate. Fuck all this tribalism. We are one.
[+8] u/No_Current3675: when is that stupid cunt gonna permanently fk off?
[+8] u/Space-Nachos-Beer: Tomorrow was going to be green until strikes on leak island. Fuck sakes
[+8] u/YNeverWAlone: So they initially lied about the damage 🇮🇷 caused to military bases in the region, only started to admit it 6 months later. And you’re still gonna just believe the narrative they are putting out there for the current situation, what happened to do your own research.
[+8] u/Many_Appeal1184: If us100 gaps down on weekend I am in destination fckd
[+8] u/GrossFleshSack: How come no one is talking about how the US just bombed Iran again? Right after a hawkish fed speech.. oof tonight is not looking pretty.
[+7] u/MordorBlues: Bottlecaps. Invest now.
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: War back on the menu bois
[+7] u/Ble_h: Oil bolls are going to get a master class in market manipulation tomorrow.
[+7] u/Capt_Chickenpox: So just looks like a lower open due to shenanigans, then climb again due to no further escalation
[+7] u/MrAccountant67: Everyone so bearish makes me bullish
[+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Need SPY to hit 1000 this week to break even in my calls
[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: Man I wish Iran would go all out and just destroy everything related to Oil in the gulf so that we restart this whole market and remove this orange regard
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Did yall read about this guy who posed as a 49ers player and scammed multiple women? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: If SPY could open @780. That would solve a lot of my problems.
[+6] u/CCCmonster: IRGC aka the Islamic Republic Goatfucking Crew just got pantsed by a 🌮
[+6] u/juliakeiroz: at one point we just learn to live with the iran war like we learned to live with covid, and the market resumes pumping as usual
this is the point
[+6] u/tzuica_de_mar: how is lucia going to pocket a rocket launcher when women clothes have no pockets
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #HUGE pump scheduled for tomorrow LMAO🤌
[+6] u/ITeachYourKidz: Wow, you can fit so many fries in this bag
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: 🥭 is looking for a win in the hopeless place
[+6] u/Swimming_Warthog_679: oh boy usa just attacked Iran
[+5] u/mayorolivia: U.S. hasn’t attacked Iran in weeks. I doubt Trump is looking to escalate.
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: neoclouds
memory
rocketships
[+5] u/HornoMaleficiente1: African funeral homes etf
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: If space stocks do not recover this week, I’m really done
[+5] u/lipmanz: Wild how a company like Tyson foods can have 8 billion in debt, 700M in cash and still pay the CEO 35 million a year
[+5] u/bulrfuc: Red days are the best days. Lets have some red years. Maybe even red decades.
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: gonna dick down Lucia 😍
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **NEW WEEK, NEW HOPE, SAME OUTCOME.**
[+5] u/PompeiiSketches: FUCK I FORGOT TIM APPLE IS LEAVING
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Geopolitical issues prob planned knowing we’ll drop only 0.5% but +2% on a peace deal w about as much flavor as a la croix
[+5] u/IAmGooningRightMeow: Most obvious dump n pump by trump. GREEN by eow
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Open casino so we can gamble on war
[+5] u/hylian_prince: Why are we restarting the war that we allegedly won already
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: Oil pushing +3% on hyperliquid
[+5] u/gravedigger997: From Axios....
"The U.S. military struck [Iranian](https://www.axios.com/world/iran) military targets to prevent the deployment of sea mines in the [Strait of Hormuz](https://www.axios.com/2026/06/25/iran-ship-attacked-strait-hormuz-un-sailors-evacuation-paused), a U.S. official said"
Here we gooooo
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Memory. Please set a new ath, just this once 🧎🏽🏳️
[+5] u/Ok_Permission466: i alled in MU can it 1080
[+5] u/counterpartyapp: This Venezuela news seems like it might put some downward pressure on energy stocks coming into Monday
[+18] u/jdfan51: we need a good semis pump that last more than 2 days
[+13] u/andytobbles: Honestly the fact that we’re only down .1% is fairly encouraging imo
[+13] u/QTpieme: “Tanking” futures down 0.1%
[+11] u/znightmaree: Futes basically flat
WSB: these are the end times
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: DID THEY OPEN THE HORMUSSY YET TBH
[+10] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Bers gonna be fuked😂
[+10] u/OrangMiskin: If Netanyahu doesn’t kill anyone within 24 hours, he turns to stone.
[+10] u/Careless-Place-170: The whole bull / bear shit is so retarded. Do motherfuckers here know you can do BOTH?
[+9] u/NerdSlamPo: the amount of black monday posts right now makes me certain that MMs are going to put SPY at all time highs :hmmm:
[+9] u/Jay3377: Black Monday claims already. Smh bers never learn
[+9] u/strawberrryy222: brent crude oil over 90 why they just dont bomb the shit out of each other at htis point its getting boring ngl\
[+8] u/moorhound: Man. Got home, taking a shit, checked the thread, and apparently this is the top source of breaking news
[+8] u/pmotiveforce: Fucking Iran man, lol. Always so dramatic.
"The great Satan has made a fatal mistake, the likes of which humanity has not seen for 5 million years. The infamy of this decision will haunt the Morlocks they shall become as they are driven underground by the might of the greatest Islamic People of Iran. We shall sear the memory of the ignominy into the souls of the infidels as they turn slowly over the burning pit upon which we shall roast them."
Aka we gonna fire a few potshots at the desert and call it a day.
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: Iran hit US bases in Jordan again. According to OSINT
[+8] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Fuck it - SOXL - ride or die
[+8] u/Tay_Tay86: Energy prices are the new higher for longer.
They are going to print money for years
[+8] u/Jay3377: Opens WSB thread
Sees Bols fucked shouts
Checks Futures and is down 0.1%
[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Bears think their little puts are going to print when literally no one cares about this war lol
[+7] u/financiallythriving: I know my Chinese spy feels bad for me when I check my port
[+7] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Iran had a gay president before the US?
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: I hereby announce my bedroom is to be known as Big Dick Fuck Town from now on. I expect Google maps to accurately reflect this.
[+7] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Do oil and gold go up at the same time normally?
[+7] u/CPA-hole: 6 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+7] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Asts please just go back to my cost basis, I don't even want profits anymore.
[+7] u/CPA-hole: Iran will continue to escalate until oil is $100
[+7] u/cyndaquil7: are we really tripping over -0.16% chat?
[+7] u/diskfreak3: Holy shit!
Wish I bought puts!
[+7] u/MarginCuck: Orange is right, we don’t want anything Canadian. We have plenty of potash and aluminum at home! Stupid Canucks
[+7] u/diunay_lomay_a: Time to find a new strait.
[+7] u/Funkybunch2000: Is this a dip for ants?
[+7] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Market is about as much fun right now as a strip club that makes them keep the panties on
[+7] u/Comfortable-Owl-8107: Mu to the moon tomorrow
[+7] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Bers are so disgusting they want war and people to be homeless
[+7] u/Jay3377: Unless futures are down 1% due to KOSPI, we're going for a green day tomorrow
[+7] u/BearlyBearishBear: #THANK GOD HE CHANGED ITS NAME TO LAKE AMERICA, TACKLING THE BIG PROBLEMS THAT AFFECT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN
[+7] u/SchmeckleDysentery: Anyone can get fat. Have some self respect.
[+6] u/uwontfindthisone: How are memory permabols so constantly optimistic?
[+6] u/Tight_Lawfulness_334: Turn 360 and walk away from your last decision
[+6] u/strawberrryy222: 🇺🇸 US strikes Iran's Larak Island again, explosions reported. Is this true lol?
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: You're a good man, Arthur Morgan
[+6] u/osjapusvdg: Why black momday what happened
[+6] u/ajibtunes: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 🇺🇸💪😎
[+6] u/upvx: well look at that, 5 mins in and i'm already screwed for the week
[+6] u/Cav829: I don’t think oil looks that worried about Venezuela.
[+6] u/Pale-Interaction5089: Freak the fuck out and sell everything, it’s so overrr 😱😱
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: # WHERE MY BIG BOOTY LATINAS
[+6] u/upvx: how did the bears win
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: Is it chill if I chill here?
[+6] u/Cdecar06812: $40 trillion in debt! Does that explain the risks in the market this year? It does! We are facing financial pressure. It’s got nothing to do with the president. But more so, excess spending on AI, lower cash on hand, inflation issues and overall federal debt. This is a kettle boiling and waiting for the explosion to occur! Consider taking profits and keeping cash in hand. I’ve taken out so far 8% with likely another 22% this week on any positive climb and likely moving 70% into cash before October
[+6] u/scanline-wyvern: I love a good bear preemptive celebration 😂
[+5] u/bradley0428: ALL of my money into paper, we are about to hit the second printing press boom
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: Puts for next 2 to 3 days and then cash king
[+5] u/SilverVikingTT: IRGC spokesperson accuses US of ‘strategic, fatal mistake’
We can now bring you more from Iran’s IRGC on the US attack on Larak Island.
In a statement shared by Iran’s Fars news agency, IRGC spokesperson Sardar Mohebi accused the US of making “a strategic and fatal mistake”, for which it will pay consequences “in both the economic and military arenas”
[+5] u/DonCenote: Any good movies out?
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: BREAKING: Iran launches tampons at gulf states in response to US attack. Video soon
[+5] u/PsychedelicAwakening: No moves, margin maxed out
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Bers are coping so hard it’s funny
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Bers trying to confuse the shitadel bots with these gay comments
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Everyone said bidet are better so I gave it a try and now I've been anally raped by an AI toilet
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Do you think moving to Canada from US is cheaper?
[+5] u/JicamaDue3521: going down LOL RIP Bols
[+5] u/JuggernautFront1190: Crude is spiking this is no bueno sell Everthing and freak the fuck out it's over and we will all be liquidated by the norni
[+5] u/Asleep_Emphasis69: holy shit freak the fuck out and panic sell
[+5] u/gioadamski: woops S&P 500 dropping at open.
[+5] u/OkBox3637: Buyers just stepped in
[+5] u/No_Extension4974: full porting into SCHD shares im tired boss
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: This is one of those overly bearish moments with a 🥭 post before open saying bombing done, 🇮🇷 and US lowkey talking again, market rocket up.
[+5] u/maschin1982: !banbet nvda 240$ 3w
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: everyone better start practicing their mandarin
ni hao bitches
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: This stock market truly is ass. 2 years ago futes would've down 3%
[+5] u/OkBox3637: I’m glad I wasn’t born Jewish in Europe 1930s because I would not be able to handle concentration camps. It honestly looks miserable
[+5] u/ddrsdght: All the married men with kids should get sent first to Iran
[+5] u/scanline-wyvern: black gold, texas tea
[+5] u/kryptonyk: They love it when you focus on their race a lot and ask tons of questions about it
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: Are the bros in the room with you right now?
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: That seems excessively optimistic.
[+23] u/Level_Counter3062: Several states just increased rights to live in your car so thats a positive
[+13] u/tropicalia84: The S&P 500 has traded for 22 consecutive sessions without a decline of at least -1.0%.
Furthermore, the Volatility Index, $VIX, has closed at or below 16 points for 18 straight trading days.
On Friday, the $VIX finished at 14.4 points, its 2nd-lowest daily close since December 2025.
This is \~20% below its 1-year average of \~18.0 points.
The S&P 500 has now added nearly +$12 trillion in market cap since the March 2026 bottom and stands just \~1.5% below its all-time high.
Nothing ever happens
[+11] u/Aardvark-Tall: Is the Strait of America open yet?
[+10] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: My name is Mike Ron and I believe MU is going to 2000 by end of year
[+10] u/iratezero: Can't believe I'm fucking watching the 10 year bond yield like a boomer. Time to pack it up and start watching cozy murder mysteries.
[+10] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: We're gonna need at least 5 more waterbodies renamed ASAP to save this market.
[+10] u/rocier: Breaking news: trouble in the middle east.
[+9] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Some compliance lawyer at Google was like RENAME IT NOW OR THEY’LL COME FOR US
[+9] u/rocier: Cant wait for bers to get their dumpsters foreclosed upon
[+8] u/Level_Counter3062: Septembear Octobear Novembear Decembear Janubeary Febubeary Barch
[+8] u/leoman2896: Iran has America literally by the balls
Might be a empire ending conflict..
[+8] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: I HAVE A DREAM.
THAT WHITE PEOPLE
AND OTHER WHITE PEOPLE
CAN LIVE ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER WITHOUT RENAMING EACH OTHERS LAKES
[+8] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Bers are so fucking gay
[+8] u/Apprehensive-Two5725: Is the V in the room with us?
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Why is everyone freaking out
🫵 Stop freaking out
He said he's gonna get the lawn fixed and reflecting pool is coming back better than ever. Isn't that what we wanted??
[+7] u/wdwentz93: Hey. At least we got those bodies of water renamed
[+6] u/yeedub: I thought irans military was destroyed already? why are they blowing shit up
[+6] u/ClenAndOptions: Can we call this one WW America?
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: Respectfully, every single one of y’all can ligmanuts.
[+6] u/TenFigureNetworth: Sometimes I think about how retired I'd have been had I just bought the exact same contract but puts instead of calls on that one big bet
[+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: Got my SK Hynix jacket and NFL helmet ready. No hoe is safe now.
[+6] u/vulcanred: babe stop trippin youre perfect the tight ones hurt
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: If Abraham Lincoln filled the reserves we wouldn't be out of oil right now
[+6] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: 🥭 needs to be stationed on the next aircraft carrier out. For moral support.
[+5] u/NakedPatrick: Green by open right?
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: How many calls y'all bought?
The downvotes tell me y'all loaded up on Friday. Damn!
[+5] u/NotMe357: Well...that green didn't last long.
[+5] u/stock_dude9: Ok, time to unleash the stimmy checks
[+5] u/mirkimirk: War is always bullish
[+5] u/YTLupo: The past 14 sundays have opened the exact same way. pump by 9:30PM tonight
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Diesel prices keep going up. I’m solidly upper middle class so I can afford this price increase. Hope it continues. Regards need to burn themselves on the stove to learn that it’s hot.
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Barron's saying we got like 4-5 years before bubble bursts. I know, I know Im surprised too. Had no idea Barron's has such humoncolous AI build out bags
[+5] u/LetterheadOwn9453: If everyone buys then market go up
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: War back on the menu boys
[+5] u/stock_dude9: Now that America has a gazillion barrels of oil does Iran matter anymore? Sure is getting sold like it doesn’t.
[+5] u/Rebel8787: I have decided to FOMO into SLS tomorrow so rest assured the ride is over
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Rest assured, task forces are on it.
\*warshface.jpg
[+5] u/chird_: We Nuking Vicky’s secret?
[+5] u/Waste-Milk2716: IRGC denies shooting reports against UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia. gg
[+5] u/Rebel8787: Canada announced they’re renaming Washington DC to Maple hockey city 🤌🏾
[+5] u/ima_badfriend: Mrvl pump plz it's all I ask
[+5] u/Frosty1397: Hope they have stonk market simulator in GTA6
Then i can blow up my port there too
[+5] u/Ragemuffin42: Lost 4k on Nvidia on Friday. I have $28.
chevron option? I’m so fffffffd
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: calls on little caesers
[+5] u/NakedPatrick: Aight, -+1% by open because fuck my puts
[+5] u/MeanieManh0le: gap down so I can quit my job
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: ngl its unhealthy for the worlds oil to come from a region that has literally been at religious war for the past 4500 years. if this iran shit rips the cheap gulf oil bandaid its worth the 15-year global recession that will follow.
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: If we had a VIX for KOSPI it would look like heartbeats
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: yes... puts on SaaS after an almost year long bear market.
You truly belong here
[+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Trader discovers what options were intended for lol. Yes
[+5] u/ah-98-2014: You measured your wife’s bf?
[+5] u/Busy-Needleworker523: You think rich people can’t be regards too???
Saw someone pour 40 mil into short term Amd calls last year for it to hit 240. Stock finished at 192 after going down from 276 lol
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Anything can happen when u make it up.
[+29] u/bruhhzilla: This sub every 25 seconds
"bUlLs hUHuuHhuHuhhuh"
"BeR fK huHUuHuhuhu"
Fcking drooling retards
[+22] u/Trollzore: I went from 60% YTD to -20% YTD on semis and data center stocks, ask me anything
[+19] u/hftrobo9285: Not a bull, bear, or kangaroo market. It’s a dogshit market right now
[+19] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Joe Rogan tragically found alive
[+16] u/Snoo-36555: my dad watched porn on my xbox and blamed my little brother
[+15] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Bers are fucked ONCE again
[+15] u/No-Improvement3164: I’m starting to believe he actually hates America more than Iran. There’s a lot of suffering going on here and he isn’t doing a thing about it
[+13] u/StockB0Y: We love Russia and North Korea fuck those Canadians very bad people
[+13] u/StrangeInsanity: Israel sneakily takes advantage of this escalation US-Iran to start shelling Lebanon again behind the scenes. Gotta love a good ol’ fake ceasefire. If there ever is another world war, Israel will most likely be the reason sparking it.
[+12] u/jonneh: 🥭: KHARG ISLAND BEING BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS
[+12] u/Able-Patient9333: Can't remember the last time futes were this red
[+12] u/Shoty6966-_-: This shit going straight up at 7am tomorrow isn’t it
[+12] u/Reply_Stunning: BREAKING: Venezuela renamed to the Venezuelan State of America
A second deal to secure another 135 million barrels of oil is being signed. Venezuelans are celebrating
[+11] u/31andnotdone: Sunday night threads are the best. Everyone's dopamine is flowing again, the anticipation and excitement of a fresh batch of 0dtes.
[+11] u/guccioli: Why do Americans with Italian heritage think they are special? Literally no one cares
[+11] u/chaoticmosaic: Trump just posted an AI video of troops blowing up Kharg Island on Truth Social 😅😅
[+11] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Goodnight make all the money tomorrow
[+11] u/fuck_zebster: 3am and futs already up .07% looking like a +2% relief rally kind of day .
[+10] u/agnosticbeverage: I've heard "circuit breaker day" in this chat for 6 years and it has not happened once. Don't FUD and panic. There have been significantly worse news for 6 years and market only rocketed up. Every. Single. Time.
Position: 100 728P 9/31 p.s I'm down close to 7 figures in 6 years.
[+10] u/mks_csw: if you think some small attacks would bring the market down , where have you been last 6 months
[+10] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: I'm financially ruined
[+10] u/BreakingBadBones: Are the fures really tht red now like blood orange or mediocre red? I dont dare looking
[+10] u/Reply_Stunning: "AYATOLLA PROMISES TO INVEST 860 BILLION IN NVIDIA AND ANTHROPIC, IRANIANS ARE ALREADY BEGGING FOR PEACE" by axios
[+10] u/Shoganai_Hito: rewatching cowboy bepop
[+10] u/Necessary_Relief_126: My portfolio is gonna be blown to smithereens when the market opens
[+9] u/BreakingBadBones: Holy Fuk, Wee Tuu Low, Som Ting Wong and Wat da fak
[+9] u/dayvieee: this chat is a blessing and a curse
[+9] u/KevinWarshNudes: Shit gonna be green tomorrow
[+9] u/Live-Ad-5433: How do i stop grandma from seeing her roth account that i blew up
[+9] u/Chrg88: My dad just called me gay. I’m a 38 year old married dad
[+9] u/PoobliusFlavius: So since MSFT is open ai's sugar daddy
what happens when scam altman's shit company goes tits up?
[+9] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Why bers never learn?
[+9] u/Nictel: There is no war in ba sing se
[+9] u/mindmush45: Puts on google for supporting flock ceo and blurring his house but not everyone elses
[+9] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Axios did this by calling Iran a bitch
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Hegseth sweating bullets rn
[+9] u/thelonewanderer333: So, oil is skyrocketing, rates are climbing, and there's no good economic news expected anytime soon........but futes are only down 0.4%. Just breathtaking how inflated on copium the market is.
[+9] u/AdCritical5383: If you get tired of cashflow’s reminiscing or flexing just ask him about his irl experiences with below the age of consent columbian escorts 5-6 years ago and he’ll block you like he did me LMAO 🤌.
[+9] u/Pete26l96: looks like today will be memory and semis up, bag 7 down.
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: I'm only two guys away from a threesome.
[+8] u/mindmush45: Green tomorrow because everyone expects red
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: My ai bags are heavy af
[+8] u/Itry31: Circuit breaker tomorrow
[+8] u/NativePlant870: The ripe old age of 26 👴🏻
[+8] u/nebulatraveler23: Come on bears, this time it's crashing.
[+8] u/Leading-Direction961: We’re so fucked
Or we’re not fucked
Idk
Im so drunk right now
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: god DAAAYUM - ATTACKS BEGAN WHILE I WAS ASLEEP ! I LOOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: I made some really bad decisions Friday
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: Kevin is a stupid name. Not manly, like Jerome.
[+8] u/iamjt: Holy shit my port survived jhole
[+8] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: That's the problem when you buy stocks on sale . They can stay cheap forever .
[+8] u/winston511: Bro what the fuck is with people in their 20s complaining about physical ailments like bad knees and backs but almost bragging about it. Like eat better and workout more you fucking retard you’re becoming borderline voluntarily disabled at this point.
[+8] u/CheapHero91: micron net income is just insane
[+8] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: The dip got bought bc somebody bought 30 year bonds
[+8] u/MiniCow406: If we are all short tomorrow nothing can go wrong, I swear.
[+8] u/Face_Guyy: Had a full blown panic attack for no reason, first in a few months. Wife is making me nuggets and Mac rn. How you are all well rn
[+8] u/Minute_Beginning_647: Wow memories is having another-10% again on Monday?
[+8] u/Odd-Block-2998: MU is a $200 stock. RDDT $1,000 stock.
Edit: Stop giving me awards lmao only 4 minutes since posted lol
[+8] u/Vlashaaak: Bers go quiet when stocks go back up
[+8] u/Snowman33001: She’s a 10 and she owns a full Bitcoin
[+7] u/31andnotdone: I'm starting to want to do womanly things like spend my money on clothes and lip gloss instead of options.
[+7] u/BriackYOLO: Green by open. Chill
[+7] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Your wife would probably beat you if she knew how much money you’ve lost.
[+7] u/HumbleWinnerrr: All I want is 500k. Is that too much to ask
[+7] u/Specialist_Goat_8682: Can MR orange not tweet that
[+7] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: damn, i can't believe kospi closed at +20% and we're hitting ATH in the futures market
[+7] u/Freedom-Of-Trades: U.S. and regional forces have successfully intercepted a massive, country-wide wave of Iranian ballistic missiles, preventing any initial impacts or major U.S. casualties. The large-scale bombardment—launched from provinces including Tehran, Lorestan, Karaj, Shiraz, and East Azerbaijan
[+7] u/Muted_Thought8382: Ber panic indicators all pointing to a green Monday 😂
[+7] u/Itry31: Market will open green tomorrow and then dump. Algorithm doesn't know what to do now because I know that they know that I know.
[+7] u/dumbest-bastard: I don't care about direction, I just want violent movements
[+7] u/No-Inevitable1270: its over spy -1% at least tomorrow
[+7] u/cashflow_: BYD makes a 14k electric car but we can’t buy one 🤡
[+7] u/Any_Influence_8305: Make America GUH Again
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: Operation Maximum Retard
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Believing inflation is 4% os delusional shit is more like 10%
[+7] u/Beneficial-Push2528: Rent is due tomorrow so casino will be open all day for me
[+7] u/Jobless-Dev: God forbid I make any money
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: I know why venezuela's 🇻🇪 so underdeveloped
I feel like having too many baddies in one country decreases productivity.
surplus of baddies = competitive market = every guy can get a baddie = less motivation to build
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Rate hikes heard in various locations across Yemen
[+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Been a minute since a Sunday dump
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Okay oil just ruined everything
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: Some of you aren’t cozy in bed rn getting ready to sleep. And that breaks my fucking heart.
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Worsh: “please just don’t call it forward guidance”
How about your bitchass actually does something useful and doesn’t tip toe around the issues you puppet
[+7] u/NonsensicalWorries: Bols how are we coping? I can't afford alcohol anymore
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: This v is real, i trust it wiith my children. Ignore the rug below
[+7] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Taco and varsh combining their powers to destroy my port
[+7] u/TheFutureIsAFriend: TACO.......Monday?
It's more likely than you think.
Anyway...good luck. And we're all counting on you.
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Good morning fellow European and non-European bols, please keep it green today thank you
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: People are calling .01% pumps now
[+7] u/ObjectiveDamage998: are my workday calls cooked?
[+6] u/astromouse2024: Lemme guess, limit down Monday followed by Shrek cock Tuesday
[+6] u/CheapHero91: micron green any moment
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Guys, if I had a monster cock, I would be in the same position I am today, but with a monster cock. Something to think about 🤔
[+6] u/TimedOutClock: Yen imploding, Iran war starting again, Canada trade war not winding down any time soon, and a debt spiral sending rates to Saturn.
Yeahhhhhh I don't know man. This run is looking increasingly fraudulent
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: So your saying the oil from Venezuela that we cannot use properly isn't helping the oil prices go down? shocking
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: I feel really optimistic about the future of the planet
\- cockroach
[+6] u/wildcat1055: wen Kharg Island condos?
[+6] u/Shijaki: this is a Korea-shaped economy whether you like it or not
[+6] u/MusingsAndMind: Exercised for over an hour today.
Puts on my waistline.
[+6] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: 🌈 Bears were so excited 8hours ago :kek:
[+6] u/Mean_Rooster_3832: Iran attacked US forces stationed in Jordan? You've got to be kidding me...
[+6] u/Mnmsaregood: First move is always fake
[+6] u/killcon84: We have a BBC (big bear candle)
[+6] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Is another +10% day on the menu for SOXS?
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: buy the dip or buy some groceries
[+6] u/Mnmsaregood: Guess I’m eating water for dinner
[+6] u/BreakingBadBones: I was bear till august and decided fk this went bull this month; only to get fked. U cant make this shir up
[+6] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: -1% open then flat all day
[+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: overnight dump is better than intraday dump. green tmrw
[+6] u/SpiderWil: why did trump hit Iran again? Any1 ever wondered?
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: We all know it will be RED tomorrow, im just wondering how RED...😈😈😈
[+6] u/Bam2458: The Iran war being brought back to the very top of the news cycle just means ceasefire #487 is on the way to pump SPY to 800.
[+6] u/-sakuranbo: good morning
prediction for US markets today (tomorrow?): nothing ever happens
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: SPY needs to crash to 720 minimum
[+6] u/nyse25: it's going to happen soon I can feel it
[+6] u/jonneh: My version of the Eight Sleep Pod is running the ceiling fan on high before I get into bed.
*Built different* 💪
[+6] u/GeneralStruggle5533: Spy climbing right on up
[+6] u/Still_Theory179: Why be ber when bol is free money
[+6] u/WillingnessMental731: Premarket is a fraud
Real dump starts at opening
[+6] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: Already getting theta m0lested and market hasnt even opened
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Buy the futures dip after overnight/asia open 🤌
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Corn is giving it all up
[+6] u/Sick0h: Chill out. As soon as Barron can exit his puts we’re back to peace.
[+6] u/cheweyy: It’s 8pm my life has meaning again
[+6] u/yahooms: # CAN'T WAIT TO OPEN MY BROKERAGE APP TOMORROW TO SEE I AM DOWN ANOTHER 10%
[+6] u/TowelFart: holy shit we might see an actual dump tomorrow
[+6] u/BreakingBadBones: Im selling everything and going back to the days when i didnt know what stocks meant
[+6] u/pandadrizzle: Like my mama used to say, better off poopin on the freeway before the foxes shoot. Mama had severe mental illness
[+6] u/Juddy-: Did something happen with Iran?
[+6] u/bilingualbunny: So my 770c expiring tomorrow are fucked.
[+6] u/gomper: Dump at open->fake v->chop around -.20% rest of day->dump into close
[+6] u/Aldribuds: futes so bleak I gotta wear shades 😎
[+6] u/Room_101_Escapee: Fast food really is terrible
[+6] u/captain_casino: I wish casinos had bug fight as a table game like craps or blackjack
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Oh my god Indians FUCKING SMELL BAD 😤💯 But their food is so damn good 🥰
[+6] u/Kindly-Awareness-228: I will be buying more sls tomorrow.
[+6] u/MrArepo: Is this where people share insider info?
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: Man just wait until shit hits the fan here. I think bulls are in for a real shocking suprise. You will start seeing -3% days here real soon. Bulls had months to abandon ship. New bulls got into the party a little bit late lmaooo. The only fomo I'm feeling is running out the door.
[+6] u/rotorylampshade: green by open? as is tradition
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: I could just go to bed now, ooooor I stay up and binge some YouTube, wake up late, miss my morning meetings, get fired, go backpacking the country, run out of money, and die in a ditch.
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Oh please let it go green
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: Yields went down.
That's more important than a couple of missiles lob here and there.
[+6] u/ren3j: Iran war escalation…
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: Brokers and market makers just need to delete the sell buttons. People cant sell, therefore they only buy, therefore price only goes up and everyone gets rich. Why dont they do this, are they stupid?
[+6] u/zeebee098: Since the divorce Sundays are lonely as hell
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: lol @ ppl who bought btc . here come 50k
[+6] u/mikebones: Americans need the market to go up to afford groceries next week
[+6] u/aurorasavm: Is that Venezuela oil pump finally happening? 👧
[+5] u/arthriticpug: down over 4k on futures since they opened. so, likely green tomorrow
[+5] u/BreakingBadBones: Can we all stop and discuss the outcome of these missile strikes?
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: No matter what happens premarket, it’s going to dump heavily at 9:30 in the morning exactly when the market opens like it’s been doing EVERY fucking day for past few weeks now
[+5] u/Dectane12345: 'Best I can do is rename stuff'
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Sir, a second round of bagholders has just hit the memory stocks
[+5] u/nebulatraveler23: Imagine shorting for years only to miss tomorrow
[+5] u/RuleSafe6767: News just out of Japan, *"Yen weakens past ¥160 per dollar, eroding intervention gains"*, Japanese currency slipped as much as 0.5% to ¥160.16 versus the greenback
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Time in the bottom beats timing the bottom ☝️🤓
[+5] u/Snoo-36555: Can someone give me a job?
[+5] u/SpiderWil: i have never seen my entire list red before
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Gonna be one of those days where it’s like -0.7% by pre market, small v into open to trick people before it just shits itself and goes -1.3% on the day
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Pumpkin Spice Diet Coke
shark tank
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: I'm so fucken sick and tired of kospi. Just either completely pump or dump, this choppy bs is gay as fuck
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Bought calls Friday so I could make fun of bears. Why isn't this working!?
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers miss the entire dump because it's overnight lmao
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: why did we just V like crazy
[+5] u/ArcDogRob: Mother fucker really said it’s ‘blown to smithereens‘ w/no other detail. Da fuck? Calls on ACME
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: And um fully leveraged fuck
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: You really think mms are gonna let all you retard bears print LMAO green by open
[+5] u/carpetmagicianlaughs: Almost feels like no stocks hold gains anymore. Trading always beats long term holding
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: The Asians are too much man. Can’t have a single day just opening up flat. It’s either heaven or hell for these guys
[+5] u/AngelNotFound4444: Looks like a dumpy day tomorrow
[+5] u/SpiderWil: it's gonna b another dump tomorrow
[+5] u/BreakingBadBones: Claude help me. Please dont use my limit already
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Fuck it, I'm heading to target to get an icee.
[+5] u/BreakingBadBones: Who in their right mind thinks: yeS im sEllIng bcUs they Excahnged a few miSisoles oh no WW3!!!
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Lake America now shows on Google maps as Lake America. Just can't stop winning.
[+5] u/Face_Guyy: Fucking Panic Sell - Warren Buffet
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: So which idiot didnt sell nvdia 1 day after earnings?
[+5] u/WorldWondersHalsey: Dell is gonna crush earnings
[+5] u/Ill-Perspective-4561: currently using kospi as my indicator. So tomorrow def red asf
[+5] u/baadllama_ghost: green by morning, so obvious
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Orange is on the phone right now with Bessent stressing about oil. “I just lied about a deal with Venezuela and it didn’t work !!!”
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Why is Biden letting kospi do this to us!?!?!?
[+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: we back to dumpng more it was a fake v regards
[+5] u/Few_Adhesiveness2963: RED MONDAY TMRW, BOLS ARE F’d 😂😂
[+5] u/kerrykingzgo-T: What are the god damn Koreans up to tomorning
[+5] u/31andnotdone: Hey I was thinking maybe we could overshare together sometime
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: all your bases are belong to us
[+5] u/aqjingson: It’s all just fkin algorithms
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Easiest taco tuesday play in history.
[+5] u/Jdom666: spy 771 open atleast pls
[+5] u/orcassharks: Kospi only down 1% lol
Even Koreans aren’t panicking
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: A lot of humanity's problems would be solved if men had functional boobs 😔
[+5] u/Fantastic_Barbie: those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad
[+5] u/Specialist_Goat_8682: I make 80 k and live with my parents and invest everything I need life advice am I am chud
[+5] u/RightLaw366: Damn we’re all about to get fkd huh
[+5] u/clubdirthill: If we could have gave 🥭 a copy of War Thunder and told him it was real we could have saved us all a lot of trouble
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: For once i was smart and closed all my positions thursday before the jackson hole dump and i also avoided this war dump. moral of the story is to never hold a stock more than 5 minutes and certainly never over night or over a weekend.
[+5] u/Jdom666: what time is pre market again? I forgot futures are literally 4 pajama traders going back and forth
[+5] u/Room_101_Escapee: Buying CRWV on Friday was a bad move
[+5] u/thrillho145: RKLB you piece of shit
[+5] u/Traditional_Page_75: “It was the day, the market.. died” 🎶
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: So the real question is, could spiderman get pregnant?
[+5] u/aqjingson: Bears need their night light tonite
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Uhhh I thought we were crashing and sold everything. That's why it recovered.
[+5] u/Sad-Rope4399: What happened these past few hours? Qqq futures were down 0.7% now green? Can someone explain
[+5] u/bilingualbunny: I need at least 771 by open or I'm totally fuckdd
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: All this dick waving is getting old. Either do it or stfu.
[+5] u/MusingsAndMind: At all time highs?
me: "time to put my whole paycheck in"
During a dip?
me: "time to turn off my investment contributions."
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: BREAKING NEWS: Big Chungus Has Boarded a Chinese Flagged Tanker Headed to Iranian Ports and is Reportedly “Posted up like Captain Price with the cigar and shiii” an anonymous source stated
[+5] u/Typingtext: Surprise surprise, oil deal with Venezuela to start bombing again and market goes down
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Lmao nvda pretty much gave away all the earnings gains....this is why you take profit.
[+5] u/C130J_Darkstar: TACO tweet coming soon
[+5] u/codespyder: Friday twas a bad day to buy NVDA calls at close huh
[+5] u/wilhelm96: Semis and memory gonna crash hard tomorrow, for reasons
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: *Still at the bar with a glass of bourbon. Looks like my calls and my anoos are getting fukt tomorrow.*
*#damnitman*
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Us goes all in with Iran, Russia starts hitting nato countries, China sits back and builds robots 🤖
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bers predicting doomsday in here and Futes only down 0.3% LMAO🤌🤌🤌 retard bears your puts won’t print LMAOOOO🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/UsernameTaken_123: Good morning everyone except bears
[+5] u/Unusual_Avocado8010: market red tomorrow?
[+5] u/Dependent_Speech8981: Need spy 750 by EOW or im bankrupt
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Wow. Actual selling.
[+5] u/dickquinn86: This shit will end the day green ye bunch of retards
[+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: guys buy the dip tomorrow and the day after before taco tuesday
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: u/skymagic has a huge schlong
[+5] u/Ozqi: Whenever I feel bad about my losses I go to the poverty subreddits and read about 40 year olds who have consistently fucked themselves over for 20 years now asking Redditors how to fix their life
Not the ones who just got dealt shit hands, but the ones who genuinely had opportunities that they trashed because they’re irresponsible shitheads.
[+5] u/Early-Bug8200: markets only go up btw
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Yall acting like SPY is getting delisted
[+5] u/Fancy-Presence-5585: V stepped into the crowd
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Only a white man named like a black man could land this plane on fire
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: mate it's so fucking Joever chat
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Can the bears and bulls just fuck alr
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Tried headbanging like Metallica does in their concerts and now my head hurts. I think I have a concussion.
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: mango tacos for breakfast
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Can’t decide on a huracan or a Nissan leaf
[+5] u/FastFwdFrank: Tow the Lambo with the Leaf. Less wear and tear, the practical solution
[+5] u/ButterscotchSilly785: SLS to pissoff ST CEO
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: 🌽 bros actually thought the bear market was over lol. No one fucking uses Bitcoin. Take profits and get tf out
[+5] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: *"what are you buying tomorrow at open?"*
Beans and rice. (I bought calls)
[+5] u/Dectane12345: 'War is back on' - like it ever truly stopped
[+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: I'm holding 100 long puts like a goddamn degenerate! Let's f-ing goooo!
[+5] u/Patient-Shopping-236: Green by morning spy to 800 aint falling for bear trap again
[+5] u/JessKingHangers: I need to start watching the news because I have no idea what you guys are talking about half the time
[+5] u/orcassharks: No regard hikes rates during an escalating war that requires more mobilization and production lol
The actual chance of rate hike is now much closer to 0 than yesterday.
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Dear diary, one time
[+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: Glad my gamble on Koreans dumping paid off
All in 2xshort etf
[+8] u/Thick-Monk-969: Gap to the bottom side filled, all time highs next week. Fuck the 🏳️🌈🐻’s
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: That awkward moment when an enstranged family member randomly reaches out, is so fake & friendly, and you know they're about to ask you for something 😒
[+6] u/Overgrown_Dreams89: Orange man might as well drop the Nuke and get the inevitable out of the way
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: How is SPCX and SPY down the same percent?? SPCX should be cratering.
[+6] u/Technical_Sea_5022: Gonna open flat then end green. I don’t make the rules 🤷♂️
[+6] u/hb2xdr: Bers don’t get your hopes up.
Wont hold till open.
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Oh man, i was missing tarifs, wars and insane tweets and stupid hours so much.
I'm so glad we are back to destroying the fucking global economy.
[+6] u/SoryCantThinkOfAName: They do once you sell them
[+5] u/Career_Apart: WSB is freaking out so this means new spy ATH Tommorow
[+5] u/Ok-Indication-3754: The V is going to be immaculate
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: Everything barely fucking moving lmfao
[+5] u/Vito_GYATafore: Just got high as fuck and watched the Sledgehammer music video. Highly recommend
[+5] u/Vlisa: >Bessent announced they are going to sanction a bank dealing with Iran
Aren't these all Chinese banks? Boy I'm sure China is going to take a bank getting sanction lying down.
[+5] u/mrfflappyarms: well the U.S just hit iran lol
[+5] u/thenewnoise09: Yup. Knew I should’ve sold a couple weeks ago
[+5] u/Fancy_Goat685: So Iran war back on, tarrif war with Canada, rate hikes incoming due to record inflation but still bullish huh?
[+5] u/Fragrant-Steak-6246: Soxl 120 end of the week calls what do we think losers
[+5] u/FartSniffer66642069: Get fukt memory bols.
[+5] u/CGPictures: CNBC is in full FUD mode since Friday. They’re really making the most out of a relatively minor strike.
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: I wish Venezuela was a good tourist destination. They have Tier 1 women
[+5] u/Vlisa: VIX is the fear index, Koreans have no fear, only depression
[+5] u/GaiusMarius7Times: You guys ever fart so hard that the gas visibly moves the material of your pants? Then you find out you actually launched a turd in there?
[+5] u/Euphoric_Basil528: Is we going to wär? Bring da tönkà truck
[+5] u/mousepop321: Anyone see that cool ass telescope the stuck up in space today?
[+5] u/FOMO_Gains: Something, something…Micron
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Black Monday my ass. Y’all really think a couple bombs is going to move the needle. How many times have we watched this episode?
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Is it autumn yet? I’m ready for cozy weather
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: and so it begins.....
I worry for my retarded brethren on wsb. the bone chilling cold of their decimated portfolios.
what evil lurks and lies ahead for yet another fortnight....
go on retard. this is your fight to win. the fate of your $200 portfolio lies in your hands and soon you will encounter your destiny.
will it be your demise or your domination?
the eyes of the stock market elder GODS will be watching. THEY WILL BE WATCHING.
[+5] u/GarthBooks69420: I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue
[+5] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: QQQ or SPY Puts are free money
[+5] u/Harder_Than_Lemonade: Same thing I do every night pinky: cry, stare at futes, and pretend it’s a long term value play
[+5] u/Afraid-Berry9386: Last year there was no Santa rally, this year we cancel Septembear and Octobear
[+5] u/tomtaietot: I just wanna break even so I can chill and pull everything out. Of course, that not gonna happen!
[+5] u/peterpeer9: The best part about having to work until you die is that the amount you need to retire goes down over time as you get older and eventually $0 will last you the rest of your life and you can 'retire'
[+5] u/tothemoon_probably: What do we think nvda will do today
[+9] u/Adrian12094: bro is internet explorer
[+8] u/magnoski: Tomorrow will be monday, im pretty sure about it
[+8] u/No-Reception-3324: Isn't that epstein island?
[+7] u/Midget_Molester10: After I chased semis and memory near ATHs, should I sell for a loss to now chase software?
[+6] u/FrankRizzoNGL: We dropping bombs yo but stonks market crash for ants.
[+6] u/LarryBlink: He gets his news through 9Gang and ifunnymemez
[+5] u/PatientAd9394: Imagine shorting the greatest country on planet earth
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Fuk ur gonna make me invest
[+5] u/roke34442: I saw a message this morning from E\*Trade that extended hours now begins at 4:00 am Eastern time. I tried it at 5:30 and it worked. Pretty cool.
[+5] u/Downtown_Shoulder638: So rate hikes are like guaranteed now gg boys it’s been a pleasure
[+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: A second plane has hit my portfolio
[+5] u/OG_L0c: Strict Asian parents have the biggest egos
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: leave hydronyms alone :screech:
[+5] u/Salt_Contract342: All of this Bol MU spam posting just means 1 thing: my bags are losing value tomorrow. Dicks.
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: If SPY dies before Warren, buy the dip. If Warren first, 12 months of bear market. I don't make the rules.
[+5] u/ath459: Nvidia to 230 tomorrow
[+5] u/pmoO0: Sure. With a strong domestic consumption, Christmas will be a blast.
Keep on dreaming. Watch debt and bond markets. No amount of datacenters will save this mess.
[+5] u/Narrow-Use-9217: Is everyone just counting on Trump's put?
[+5] u/PlandomeProwler: Dann we firing off missles again
[+5] u/smokeyjoe0612: Thank you USA for securing world peace