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[+50] u/Worried_Quarter469: It’s 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It’s 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.
[+20] u/Wows_Nightly_News: The longer Andrew Tate is separated from his gender affirming care, the more he looks like a soyjack.
[+15] u/looool_k_libtard: Shower sex makes zero sense. Your dick just gets stuck in the drain.
[+15] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Diversified portfolio -30%
SPY -0.25%
[+13] u/GoZukkYourself: This entire week could have been an email.
[+13] u/YoDooley: This August has been my worse trading month all year. By a long shot.
[+13] u/makshelah: Why did I hold my NVDA calls to 0? Why?
[+13] u/vish_NZ: Another dog shit week where my portfolio slowly goes down
[+11] u/ds1385: guess im gonna spend the weekend crying again
[+11] u/Valkorion335786: Thinking about how I watched Japanese movies to learn Japanese before I started work at a Japanese company and the bosses were like “Your pronunciation is really good but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal.”
[+10] u/awetfartruinedmylife: losing 18% of my port on a -0.25% SPY day is really something...
[+10] u/johnporkthe2cnd: Ima cut off my balls
[+9] u/Bob_the_peasant: *Gasps for weekend air*
….
…
Open the fucking casino
[+9] u/darkspherei: throwing some trump mystery beef of the grill tonight, pray for me
[+9] u/Vlisa: Don’t forget, this all started because Hock Tan read the wrong quarters earnings
[+9] u/Throwaway37620: Gonna try to have sex with my wife again in a few hours
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Just regained access to internet. Wonder how the NVDA calls I bought right before ER are doing.
[+8] u/drakilian: On the minus side, we tanked today because the market is pricing in rate hikes in september
On the plus side, if you were cash in anticipation of this, free dip because they're obviously not hiking rates in september you stupid fucking assholes holy shit
[+8] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Well well well, they did my boy GLD dirty today 😂
[+8] u/violet_evergarden8: Puts on H1B. Time to say goodbye.
[+8] u/igotshrimps: Rate hike is bullish because there will be no jobs and people will resort to gambling 0DTEs to make rent
[+8] u/doortoNarnia: Imagine investing in this totally rigged American stock market
[+8] u/upvz: jeffrey epstein's final instructions were to poison our food supply.
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: One time a girl broke up with me so I spent that Friday night driving around in GTA online obeying the traffic rules
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #So why did he bitch and complain about JPow for 2 years when Kevin Nash is doing the exact same thing that JPow was doing? LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: I'm looking at this house on Zillow, and it looks good, but I'm not sure the bathroom decor is my style. What do y'all think?
https://preview.redd.it/rbqk59iy96mh1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=74f8863f390937594eed37f87fa796e6fa18ebe5
[+7] u/1foxyboi: So no one is selling their home because they have 1-3% rates. No younger person can afford to buy a new home at 6-7% rates. And the fed thinks that HIKING rates will solve this?
[+7] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: SPY is its own stock it doesn't move in the direction of the stocks in the fund.
[+7] u/Over-Young8392: burry is smarter than all of us wow
[+7] u/Less-Map-6969: THANK YOU BABY BLUE EYE JESUS FOR MR TRUMP! TO THINK IVE BEEN BLESSED TO HAVE RED LIGHT THERAPY FOR 3 MONTHS. SO HUMBLED OF HIS PRESENCE!
[+7] u/Face_Guyy: My wife is going to fuckin kill me
[+7] u/nevertradestock: Black Monday incoming
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I give it a month before taco complains on his twitter account about the new Fed guy and how he regrets picking him LMAO🤌
[+6] u/youyololiveonce: wtf happened to my NVIDIA gains
[+6] u/upvz: how is 450K MRVL calls guy doing
[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Keep ready for the forever, “we might hike rates” that is never going to happen.
[+6] u/Meeting_Ok2: Full ported my last 3k into QQQ calls and made $137
[+6] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: Ate McDonalds cheeseburger while sober
Jesus that tastes like POS
[+6] u/SupportMedium9487: sndk really ending the day at 0%
[+6] u/YTLupo: Kevin Warsh has 0 aura
[+6] u/stupidber: I'm not calling it lake america
[+5] u/financiallythriving: What a really gay way to start the weekend
[+5] u/Jensen-Hung: And after all that, NVDA ended the week flat. Totally normal :kek:
[+5] u/Dear__Bruce: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 200x bagger next week on QQQ calls and im buying Lamborghini and quitting my job
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: when was the last time GOOG closed without selling off in the last 5 min
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Sitting on full cash after taking a -$50k this week. Absolute shitshow
[+5] u/znightmaree: Truly a shame what has happened with the market this year. Amazing opportunity squandered by horrible leadership. Companies like Nvidia pulling $1B revenue per day and the market can’t keep it up lmao. If you still think 🥭 is a good leader you are an actual fucking retard
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Who is thinking about seppuku? 🙋♂️
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Mango would’ve called j pow “too late Powell” by now but warsh gets a free pass
Donnie’s heart isn’t in the game anymore, doesn’t tweet, doesn’t taco, just exists quietly now (by his standards)
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: I’ll be honest, that was not a very confident close GOOG.
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Anyone fantasise about living in their car and leaving their wife and job
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Goddamn that was a tough day :jpow:
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Lost all my gains this week today, but I feel like I have to make it back because I spent time this week U get me
[+5] u/JJlaim: Btw, woke up today in the middle of the night and saw my port being up 40% premarket. Dopamine hit so hard that i actually woke up and saw my shit red.
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Everyday I hate myself more
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: is the strat really just, wait for opening move
if it's down, buy calls cause we will end at \~0% for the day
if its up, buy puts cause we will end at \~0% for the day
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: NVDGUH said “fuck it, let’s just give up all the gains and cause mass disappointment”
[+5] u/yehudz: Wow guys traded zero options today and I felt great
[+5] u/brillrededm: Struggling with profit taking green solid of $15k profit turned to $25k loss I have been saying thank you daddy Jensen for nothing
[+5] u/uwontfindthisone: It's genuinely amazing how the market always goes the opposite direction I want it to
[+5] u/Basic-Initiative-298: Can’t believe Hugh Hefner had multiple sets of twins. What a lucky dude 😂
[+5] u/HolidayReality6641: I loaded up on a bunch more shit stocks today!!!! Gonna sell you regards some calls on these losers!
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: SPY has been acting like my cock when I get out of the shower and my wife's in the bathroom - swinging up, down, left, right, around in circles, hitting me in the balls, and flinging unclean droplets of remorse everywhere.
[+5] u/nevertradestock: I literally need to get a tat that says Never Trade Again on my forehead. I can’t even stop myself from doing it at this point. I always end up back in the throws of this bullshit. Fuck NVDA too the CEO is a commie and no one questions it. His cousin literally runs AMD. They have infiltrated America
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Rockstar: "in our games you can kill people in most violent and bloody ways and turn it into a mini game in itself."
#Also Rockstar: "we can't have sex scenes in our games because it's bad for kids' psychology" LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: Two years ago, i saw a guy promoting Cardlytics stock as a 100-bagger (it was 300m mcap stock fallen 98%)
Today its 23m mcap fallen 99,8%
Lesson: It can always fall 90% more
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “The United States may reconsider its position on Britain's claim to the Falkland Islands if it does not increase its defence spending”
Ffs
[+8] u/you2234: These idiots took an economy w rising employment and wages and inflation trending down and totally fucked it up. Hard to do but they did it and got richer while they were at it…. Now where is my new Hormuz Battleship game?
[+8] u/Onnimation: Y'all remember the days when you were out at night chilling with friends after going bowling and being able to buy McChickens, Mcdoubles, Chicken Nuggets, Fries Ice cream, all for $1?
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Some of you are probably thinking, what's the point of this? Am I here just to suffer? Well I can confidently tell you th-
***extremely loud fart***
[+7] u/music_is_gud: I fucking hate Fridays. Always end up losing a fuckton of money in the market
[+7] u/Level_Counter3062: Well folks that wraps up Profit taking Friday tune in next week for Black Monday and "oh wow this isnt bouncing" Tuesday
[+7] u/niwmo: If you made money this week, congrats! If you didn't, casino opens on Monday at 9:30 AM sharp!
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: 5pm! going to smoke some crack have a great weekend everyone
[+6] u/DarkR124: Just watched a very average dude shoot his shot with the gym baddie. Got shot down but props to you bro, mad lad.
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: Warsh sucks, read the Jackson hole bs, a giant nothing burger of talking and no real info coming from him
[+6] u/East-Description-243: Fuck everyone and everything
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Brother I am irate at how irresponsible I am
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: All of us are here screaming into the void while our lives continue moving :wendys: :vanish:
[+5] u/welrope: It will be green next week. Red too, but green along the way
[+5] u/Onnimation: Cooking some Ribeye steaks and Korean bbq Short-Ribs on my cheap ass grill in a 78 degree weather while drinking some cold Asahi Dry Beer. Life can't get any better than this after a full day of eating my Girls ass 🤌
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Aaaand all my gains are gone
[+5] u/wattap: Market chances of a fed rate hike in September: 60%
Actual chance of a fed rate hike in September: 0%
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: The wsb board says NVDA is at 225. I thought it recovered so I check webull and its fucking 217!
[+5] u/Andromeda_TT: HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. SEE YOU ALL AT THE CASINO MONDAY
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Hunter B’s big schlong Is the only one who can save the US.
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: What a bullshit ass week
[+5] u/Xi-Plays: welp lost 5k for not cashing out and putting it in puts for nvda fuck me dude all i got is monday calls
[+5] u/WalrusHonda: Nasdaq ended the week up 1.7% BTW
[+17] u/Wall_St_Bussy: I made $398.32 today. Winning.
I risked $133k to make $398.32 today. Retarded
[+9] u/pussy_ass_licking: The problem of having a girlfriend is that I have to clean my apartment regularly
[+8] u/bullrfuk: Imagine watching a soccer match for 2 hours and it ends 0-0 LMAO
[+8] u/Pale-Silver-8178: take bitshit to 50k over the weekend
[+8] u/VOO_bull_forever: # we have the highest cost of capital within the last 20years while economy is fucked and getting a good paying job is out of reach without contacts. gen z (me) is completely cooked
[+8] u/ballzstreetwets: We might go higher on Monday. I have puts.
[+7] u/peterpeer9: first thing i'm gonna do when gta 6 drops is gonna be:
- go to a gay club and suck off 2 dudes
- go home turn on the ps5 and play the game
[+7] u/DeportFofana: I'm getting old :(
They're not milfs anymore just women with kids
[+7] u/Wealthy786: just financed a $299 TV from a pawn shop
196 payments of only $12 a month 🙌🏽
america is awesome, how tf are people still poor lmao
[+7] u/VOO_bull_forever: # boomers had it so fucking easy.
[+6] u/xypherrz: $SNDK remains a buy?
[+6] u/poopyplayer69: :money: :money: :money: :money: :money: :money:
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: DONE WITH WORK HALLELUYURRRR!!!!
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: i panic bought $60k worth of memory stocks before market close today
[+6] u/Montyprice7206: RIP Money (5000 BCE - 2026 AD)
[+6] u/TopDesigner6211: I would totally hang out with you guys
[+6] u/31andnotdone: I only have a couple of years left with kids at home and then I become a cat lady?
[+6] u/diefy7321: Bers always need a theme every month so they can justify their puts
Bols just buy calls and jork their meat lmfao
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: https://preview.redd.it/q98ocigt07mh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7b1279215aa9c5f80f4be10b38e09060a2c2bb3
Glad I sold these right before they would have printed hard 💪
[+6] u/AwakenedBeast616: EOD bounced exactly between 7715 and 7710, in case you had any remaining doubt about whether this market is heavily influenced by market makers. They kept it pinned exactly between the 0dte SPX strikes
[+6] u/zuziannka: Food in Sevilla is just fire hope you peasant get to try it one day
[+5] u/TeslaLeafBlower: Made 7k on TSLA covered calls today, thank you Elon!
[+5] u/31andnotdone: who wants to go first in the gratitude circle
[+5] u/EnginrA: Your net girth is your net worth
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: Just daily random rotations with zero momentum anywhere
[+5] u/bullrfuk: I remember when the internet was thousands of websites. There were specialized websites and forums for everything. Think of it like every sub on reddit was a separate website. Now the entire internet is 5 websites. LMAO
[+5] u/Mods4Bers: SPY's prob going to crash over the weekend
[+5] u/Walking72: Is Warsh on drugs? Who trots out anecdotes about literal "hiking" at the Economic Policy Symposium? I don't know what I expected, but not trolling.
[+5] u/torpedo667: ntsk annoucing earnings on the 2nd. I x5 leveraged a single put, wish me luck
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: if you are bored you can go to a main stream sub and just say something like mango is doing an ok job i don't see the issue, you wake up to about 40 hate mail and 100 down votes
[+5] u/31andnotdone: A 24 year old guy just told me he's masturbating to me.
[+5] u/Imaginary-Pin580: Keep buying SaaS until they rug pull you so hard like they did in 2021
[+5] u/NiceOwner: I buy my gut feeling stocks (17 years in market) and don’t look at it for a year and I’m usually up a lot more than the average joe lol
[+5] u/TreGet234: Without crypto and mag 7 going up 50+% a year for free investing is very difficult...
[+5] u/cardinal1742: Who wants to start a memory start up with me where we raise a bunch of money and disappear?
[+5] u/TonyStarks81: All right guys. This has been fun, but I would like to rewind back to the day before liberation day. I now know what I want to do. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/TopDesigner6211: I had two calls and one put expiring today and all three of them expired worthless and went exactly in the opposite direction lol
[+5] u/zorna0: 3.3% gdp growth for canada in the second quarter DAMN, sharp recovery of the canadian economy. carney knows his shit
[+5] u/SomePolack: Man think how rich we’d all be rn without this stupid war
Shit’s gone downhill the past 6 months fr
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: So does anyone have my wife's phone number
[+5] u/ihatereddit667: Im crying in the casino
[+5] u/Villi187: war will continue into 2027 lol americans r cooked
[+5] u/ActualCSIdiot: Alright, time to spend the weekend with a new AI girlfriend
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: this shit fucking sucks, this is what im addicted to?
[+5] u/stock_dude9: People think Warsh will be the reason for a impending market downturn when in reality it’s midterms and the most likely result as it stands
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: #BULLS TRICKED AGAIN
[+5] u/derprondo: \> be me yesterday
\> sell 1000 shares of $WEN yesterday, down about $1000.
\> buy around $10k each of GLD, NOK, and OKLO
\> be me today
\> $WEN is way up
\> NOK, GLD, and OKLO all down
\> miss out on $500 in gains on WEN
\> lose $1500 between NOK, GLD, and OKLO
[+5] u/CuckedbyPowell: Buddy if you’re stressing over a tenner this aint the place for you
[+5] u/Dry_Shirt7120: Lmao that’s so regarded, I’m up 15% on the month. Maybe you should just lose your money already
[+9] u/-0x00000000: Was up 30k on the week.
Back down that 30k.
Fun times.
[+9] u/FartPolluter: Stock market has been ai slop for most of the year
[+8] u/drytexterfinalboss: Mango gonna have a talk with Warsh 😂🤌
[+7] u/longGERN: I am so baked about to make an early grey banana bread and frosting to make in my brand new sexy cast iron loaf pan
[+7] u/tombrady011235: I'm starting to think tariffs in a high inflation environment was a bad idea
\#just\_mango\_things
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: The first 2 hours today I went from being in lambo to being In limbo
[+6] u/TaintedCleric: Took most of my capital and put it into my savings. It wasn’t as fun swing trading with 3k as it was with 10 :(
But I still made money today :)
[+6] u/SpiderWil: option buyers lose 99% more money than option sellers
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: 🥭 says market hit 81 ATHs but A.I says it's only 27. Bro, he lying?
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: 🥭 out here telling his supporters market is at ATH so we're doing great like they own anything lol
[+6] u/twostroke1: Spend 17 hours over the weekend doing imaginary TA on charts only to lose my entire position within the first 12 minutes of market open on Monday.
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: 🥭 used unalive unironically bruh come on
[+5] u/SpiderWil: Quant guys aren't real. U guys watch too much Billions. Those guys on that show made money using insider trading
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: $6 diesel, Pink Slime Hamburger and Lake America 🇺🇸. What a time to be alive.
[+5] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: number 12 on the leaderboard gain loss posts coming soon
[+5] u/CaptainApeCommander: Why can’t we get another “peace talks going well” tweet
[+5] u/zestykite: What I learned playing 0dte is to not hold on till expiration. If it hits the price target get the gains and run away.
[+5] u/DahyunDabFan: They gonna have to rename it Jensen’s Hole after this one
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Yields up
Yen down
Bessent:
*Chuckles* im in danger
[+5] u/shmito17: CRCL $80
CRWV - please pump
ORCL - buying every dip
NKE - just do it
ASTS - space nerds, time to pump again
[+5] u/mindmush45: Gap up monday as per usual
[+5] u/Sea_Stand_164: JACKSON HOE, YOU KNOW? DONT EVER FUCK WITH JACKSON HOE ANYMORE
[+5] u/Grandmaparty: This is the funniest thing about ASTS. The CEO on the last call said "Oh, we'll talk about government contracts soon." Refuses to address them as the stock price is cratering.
[+5] u/billyd1984texas: 🥭 is just pretending the war isn't even happening now. He's putting the FALL in fall.
[+5] u/Impossible-Fun2027: What the fuck happened today and do we get the chance to unfuck on Monday?
[+5] u/NotAlex-2828: why the fk nobody posting losses! i need to see some regards losing
[+5] u/inhalethemoon: Paypal is the dogshittiest stock I've ever bought. I'm down 80 fucking % and have been a bagholder going on 5 years. That buyout offer was what I was waiting for, but NOPE.
[+5] u/Reica_M262: Dont talk about your mother that way
[+7] u/oldprecision: If such a great oil deal why announce it Friday night?
[+7] u/AMadWalrus: “Hits blunt”
What are the odds we kidnapped the Venezuelan president and set up oil refinery infrastructure and then started the Iran war knowing we have refined oil on the way and didn’t need Iran?
My calls depend on this
[+7] u/powerboner: I genuinely don’t even think the gambling hotline can help me anymore man…this is my third time losing an insane amount of money. Deleting all my apps is probably the only way, for now.
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: BREAKING: President Trump announces that the US and Venezuela have agreed to the “biggest oil deal in world history” that will secure majority U.S. control of more than 65 billion barrels of known oil reserves in Venezuela - at no cost to U.S. taxpayers. Says US oil reserves will more than double as part of this deal and gas prices will fall.
Rip Iran
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I have a 25 stock watch list
I'm flipping thru each chart: *looks like shit, looks like shit, looks like shit..*
[+6] u/GullibleAppearance64: 8 dollar burger comes to 18 fucking dollars with these dumbass delivery apps. This isn't covid anymore who tf is paying these prices
[+6] u/Weekly_One8412: such a BS reaction to jackson hole today... wtf was that fake dump, into fake V, into real dump. had me pissin 😡
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: McConnell's been dead for 75 days and still getting paid, where does that money go? I don't get paid until my Wendy's shift manager remembers to clock me in for my shift.
[+6] u/ZaraBloom418: My CEO announced a coworkers stage 4 cancer and how he’s still working between treatments.
He said to keep that in mind before we call in sick for a little cold
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: A pullback of some kind is coming. Embrace it and be ready to buy the dip late September early October. Add some tail risk and some VIX calls. Otherwise sit on your hands. You’ll do much more damage trying to time it than you will by just waiting it out.
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Sometimes I randomly think about how just under two years ago, some idiots were buying MSTR for over $500 per share.
[+6] u/teh_herper: How many NBIS baggies are there lol the sub is basically exploding with posts after ytd
[+6] u/MrCoolGuy42: When you’re trying not to bust and she drops “Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?”
🍆💦🤤
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Bro this market is so trappy this year lol
Shows how easy the money was the last three years
[+5] u/ismebbb: Making money on a red day is the best feeling ever 🐻
[+5] u/giraffe_wrassler: All mango do is is eat McDonald’s, play on they phone, and lie
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: I'm only up 1% YTD I feel really stupid.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Did they really wait until the second the market closed to release the oil info? What the f 🙃
[+5] u/ddrsdght: If food doesn’t cause diarrhea then it’s not American enough for me
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Is berkshire a good stock to have to prepare for a rate hike?
[+5] u/CollegeSorry5923: AAA American asperges association
[+5] u/vermilli21: Man they are just killing OIL off
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: i would feel so much better if i can get a 50% port increase by end of year :pray:
[+5] u/Hellmale: Today I heard Russia using NViDia chip driven autonomous killer Drone😔
[+5] u/Technical_Two_99: Every time SOFI gets near $20/ share it takes a dump. Wasting my time with this stock.
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: How did Michael Burly do today?
[+5] u/Mad6193: aren't warsh and scott bessent going against each other in terms of rates?
[+5] u/Abe2025: Im a bear effective today. This shit wont pump until next year
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: If you watch a video and the guy says "I'm gonna tell you exactly what's going on", you're never gonna find out what's going on
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: I wish there was some kind of bond that forced you to put your money away for 10 yrs. No choice except to make money
[+5] u/guccioli: Cameras that track movement and create very detailed profiles of cars, people and their habits. A ton of security issues with the devices, easily hacked or mis-used by law enforcement who shouldn’t be able to access. Already been some wrongful arrests citing the cameras
[+5] u/sadscully: hello this is your HR rep we'd like to have a meeting with you on monday
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: I don't think you're joking, are you?
[+10] u/AccordingRub6672: Who ever is holding oil over the weekend RIP your port on Sunday ☠️☠️☠️
[+8] u/scm66: My girlfriend moved in and it's a fucking disaster. There's shit everywhere.
[+7] u/SuperBrazilNuts: A WSB GIRL = Guy in Real Life
[+6] u/Visible_Sentence_399: # Remember guys, if you are mentally depressed you can commit any crime you want and it’s not your fault 🤌
[+6] u/These-Shoulder8017: Oil reserve panic beginning.
[+6] u/scm66: If your girlfriend buys you cologne, it's because she smelled it on another man and liked it.
[+6] u/Turbulent_Bid_374: Huge green dildo on Monday
[+6] u/SuperBrazilNuts: Damn sounds like you have a chance
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Ok so this Venezuela oil news is gonna pump our bags right
[+5] u/Dependent-Goose8240: For those who need to feel a little better after their big red dildo losses today - at least you didn't yolo 54k into SNDK 08/28 1600c on Wednesday and held Thursday morning only to watch everything expire WORTHLESS today
Edit: that wasn't me, I'm talking a out the SNDK guy earlier this week
[+5] u/SuperBrazilNuts: guys stop giving her attention
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Happy 6 month Iran War anniversary
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Blaming any errors I make at work on Iranian hackers
😎
[+5] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Made $500 scalping soxl today just to buy three stocks that went down. It better not be a "black monday"
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Look at how they massacred my boy IREN
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: Burry is now in the red on both his nvidia shorts and his nvidia calls lmfao
[+5] u/im-regarded: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the retard
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Can't wait to buy a Nintendo Wii so I can play GTA 6.
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I lost 5k this week and I feel like I belong here. Why am I addicted to buying puts
[+5] u/PastorMatthews: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!!!!
[+5] u/dudermagee: Good news: new job lined up.
Bad news: I might be under qualified...
[+5] u/Salt_Contract342: So next week MU is going to break out of its' 940-960 range, right?
[+5] u/wenchanger: JPOW was better for stocks than Warshit
[+5] u/NotMe357: Am I the only one who is not interested in GTA 6?
[+5] u/mousepop321: I’m 99% sure that guys wife doesn’t actually like him
[+5] u/Less_Cauliflower4953: Anyone watching $DELL? Down \~3% today after the Warsh speech, but earnings are Tuesday. Looking at the $470C around $20. If the stock gets back to 470–480 Monday and then beats + raises guidance, seems like those contracts could move pretty hard. Am I crazy for thinking $20 is a decent entry here? Or is the IV/earnings premium already pricing the whole move in? 🫡
[+5] u/mousepop321: # Down 4k today LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/SpaceXBear: I’m gay trans and black
[+10] u/Cra_Sh10: Next week HAS to pump
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: I’m no longer an ass or tits guy. I’m a thigh guy 😋
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Aight, imma need a wifey. Having hoes is overrated
[+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Alright this chats gotten too gay tonight, later
[+6] u/SophisticatedLogic: AI bros are the best. Their idiocy helped me scoop google at 180 and salesforce at 149.
But I am an idiot too. I self doubted and covered calls.
[+6] u/Aldribuds: Unrealized $6k loss today and I still had a fun time regardless. Monday will be better if it wants to be 🤞
[+6] u/Crazy-Letterhead-368: I don’t want to be here anymore.
I’m tired of life
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: if warsh tries to raise rates in september right before the midterms, he's prob going to get sent to guantanamo or el salvador
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Charles Darwin took nearly 28 years to publish *On the Origin of Species*. A little after 5 years of his journey, he already realized species could undergo "transmutation" into different forms rather than be fixed. 6 years and 9 months into his journey he applied Malthus and his warnings about population growth and the struggle to survive towards nature, arriving at the brutal need to exist and "natural selection".
He then spent the next 21 years and 2 months obsessively collecting data, observing, refining his thoughts and anticipating every possible scientific objection to ensure his theory was absolutely bulletproof.
Burry will spend the same amount of time calling for a crash every day.
[+5] u/PatientAd9394: We need daddy powell back at the wheel.
[+5] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: Monday’s response to this dump will put a few of these at ATH. Massive overacting today. Monday bright green.
[+5] u/Young-faithful: TIL about “window-dressing”.
Mutual funds literally selling off market laggards and buying market leaders just before reporting their position mix to customers.
To make it seem like they picked all the right ones and avoided the bad ones.
Basically buying something that’s already run up a lot and selling off something that’s already in discounted zones. Never mind the actual % performance.
This is why the moves are widely amplified on some days.
[+5] u/geddyclaus: Please tell me a bedtime story about the 10 year at 10%.
[+5] u/shutnr: I went out drinking with the fellas. Told my gf I was going to uber and called one. Then she came and picked me up drunk off her ass. Had to cancel the uber and got charged all for my drunk gf to give me a ride. Fun convo in the morning
[+5] u/Swiftnice: If I was CEO of TSMC I would short NVDA then put out a press release that we are canceling NVDA orders and prioritizing other customers lol
[+5] u/TenFigureNetworth: Citadel posts a record +$7.3 Billion in Q2
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: how do I tell if these *dancers* are in love with me?
[+5] u/SophisticatedLogic: We need a digital equivalent of covid-
A virus causes all tech/smartphone stops working for 1 year. People question its value once they snap out of the trance. Society starts living like 90’s again. Perma changes society mindset and social media, smartphone, robot/ai bros never recover. The end.
[+5] u/Fast_Half4523: Why is amat getting no love the past weeks?
[+5] u/Aldribuds: good night sugar-tits
[+5] u/OG_L0c: my favorite sport is women's tennis
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Remember, if he actually hikes in September then polymarket is the new forward guidance
[+5] u/1BigPidgeon: Getting assigned on CSP is lame
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: wtf happened to ads stonks, META RDDT APP TTD all cooked (-27% -46% -58% -76% from ath - basically less than a year ago)
they are now in a worse correction than software last year with revenues up and up wtf
🤡🤡🤡 market
[+5] u/Whatevs56: Is the oil deal in the room with us now.
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: My ass smells unpleasant
[+5] u/Swiftnice: Everyone talks about Venezuela having the largest oil reserves but there is no actual proof of it. When they joined OPEC Hugo Chavez wanted more influence so when they had to state their proven reserves he just said the biggest number. It was basically the honor system lol.
[+5] u/arthriticpug: One bright morning in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise and ran to save the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
ask the blind man, he saw it, too.
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: gn frens sleep well :hug: :exit:
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I lied. I’m neither as ass, tits nor a thigh guy. I’m a heart and face guy 🥺
[+5] u/improbable_bob: come on daddy trump say some shit to rally stocks
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: They should ban wsb members from trading stocks 😂
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: You like it that way, we know
[+11] u/SxeySteve: Only the most obnoxious prick you've ever met and his dumb ugly family are calling it lake america
[+8] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: Yall said saas was dead… im up 50%. Yall don’t know shit
[+8] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Guys he’s just going to keep saying he will increase rates but we know dam sure he’s tacos lap dog so the rate will stay the same until after midterms .
[+6] u/yolotew: Remember Epstein Island ?
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: All relevant memory stocks are 30-40% off the top. nvidia is same price as 1 year ago. goog is 20% off, orcl is 50% off. all data center stocks are dead. there is no AI bubble. it popped and died.
HOWEVER, if you check the clothing brands stocks there is a whole different story there.
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Everyone hates on these alpha camps, myself included, but like image getting dudes to pay you like $10,000 to yell at them over a weekend. You gotta look past past all the weird homo eroticism and repressed sexuality and insecurity but if I’m getting $150,000-200,000k for a weekend, I’d go along with the show in a heartbeat
[+5] u/yolotew: Remember one thing, there is a country Uaregay and they love you 😎
[+5] u/TimeToGetTheBread: Just made $80 at the casino
[+5] u/j_b_1983: I spent all day trading on Wed, Thursday and Friday for a grand total of......drum roll please.......
$20.38!
[+5] u/Cav829: If the market crashes to $0 on Monday, do you think the VIX might hit 17, or… dare I even say 18?
[+5] u/homerbailey: My wife is a therapist if that helps anybody
[+5] u/BreakingBadBones: Guys, how likely gren at open
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: I love how all the bols are celebrating the Venezuelan oil announcement while not thinking about how many years it will take before infrastructure is built/repaired enough to make a meaningful difference in the current demand. 🤌
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: Japan bailout is failing spectacularly
[+5] u/sanmar2225: California: omg the kids! meta pay 1,400 billion dollars!
Meta: hmm I see your 1,400 and I counter with 17
California: deal. (fuck those kids)
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: Genghis Khan literally creampied tens of thousands of women. that's true Asian excellence
[+5] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Imagine thinking it's called lake America
[+5] u/iThrewFarAway: Ive started playing RuneScape, this mining thing is pretty cool
[+5] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: (They aren’t fighting, it’s performative)
[+5] u/samwehl: Race wars are bullish for meta
[+10] u/Rexultdis: If you looked closely at Warsh yesterday you could see him mulling over many times whether he should call out Bessent for his oil short
[+9] u/Temporary_League_291: wtf happened yeterday
[+8] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: Worst bubble in the history of bubbles ever. Like the NVDA PE is still 25. At least make it feel like a bubble with 3 digit PEs.
My daughter makes better soap bubbles
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: im such a retard wow
[+7] u/auronedge: so Venezuela signed the deal Canada refused to sign
[+7] u/trent_upscale: Half Bots, Half Chuds
[+7] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: People at rock bottom are so lucky. It’s only up from there. Imagine not getting your daily cold plunges and ketamine breaks. Hard times.
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: Open the casino already
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: "And God said, 'Let there be light.'" . Genesis 1:3
History’s first documented case of vibe engineering. Shipped shit to prod in 6 days too. So many bugs
>!Opus 5 is killing me at work. I can't take it no more.!<
[+6] u/seifer__420: Kevin warsh looks like a cuck. Just the name “Kevin warsh” sounds like the name of a cuck
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: I have a crazy theory. Maybe after a stock / sector doubles in a year the price stops going up.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: I order doordash every single day
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: Are my puts cooked from the oil deal
[+5] u/PhoenixAK777: I am shorting SNDK as hell for Monday, also WDC, I am in their 2x short etfs, easiest money I would ever make, I already promised my gf a gift on Monday after I become rich off this, Mon, SNDK would be -15% and WDC be -20% I would be making like 30-35% effective returns holy shit
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: WSB users posting in r/ediblebuttholes for next weeks capital
[+5] u/WantonCateran: All along it was the teleprompter guy
[+5] u/cryptohorn: #FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL 🏈
[+5] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: If copper keeps mooning, just remember, your selfish neighbor has a ton in his walls.
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Billion dollar idea: protein vapes.
That’s it, can’t go tits up
[+5] u/Vito_GYATafore: Hello weekend thread I am already drunk
[+5] u/_ehwaz: 6.3% return this month vs the 4.7% of the S&P woot woot
[+5] u/wildcat1055: is wearing a tuxedo too much for a pumpkin patch date?
I want to look classy!
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: I used to explode your mom’s kitten, until she left me😭😭😭
[+5] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: Markets down bad like you all cucks for your exes
[+5] u/Both-Watercress-6811: I can’t believe we have a chat.
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Another 2 days looking paint dry. OPEN THE CASINO.
[+5] u/InIce1234: new wendys paycheck in a few days
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Fuck, it's gunna go way lower now
[+11] u/OptionsRntMe: When wifey hears the Xbox start up suddenly we have all these plans this morning
[+8] u/drazayn99: Feel like a loser for posting here on a Saturday morning lmao
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: 🥭did a good job raising prices
[+7] u/MythicArc: He's worried about his puts
[+6] u/Wade12323: NVDA should be at 250
[+6] u/Spy300: >WARSH SAYS HE IS COMMITTING TO HOLDING PRESS CONFERENCES FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS YEAR
They usually cancel their press conferences when they plan to do a good job.
[+6] u/CMac681: Need a new get rich quick strategy.
If you were buying my feet pics what would you like to see between my toes?
[+6] u/ITeachYourKidz: Hey wake up we need you to put the fries in the bag
[+6] u/L0pat0: Weird vibes in this chat
[+5] u/disgusting-puppy: she is a 4, but with the incoming inflation she might reach a 7 easy
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA ATH within next 7-8 days.....
With all the great earning numbers & yet the pullbacks that already happened, this Septembear will be Septembull
[+5] u/rdblaw: Good morning guy, gonna go water my plants that I broke my back planting. Fuck plants.
[+5] u/Humaniac99: Not like 78k/year is the most banging salary in the world, but I feel as if i should have more than $400 in savings
[+5] u/Spy300: >U.S. wages and salaries fell to about 43% of gross domestic income in Q1 2026, marking the lowest level since the Great Depression began, per YF
😮
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/CrazyAznFob (0W - 2L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SPY** ▼ | $766.84 → $690.16 | -10.0% | 3d | Lost |
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Cult stock subreddits are always so fun to visit after earnings misses because you are guaranteed to see an “ACTUALLY I’M GLAD THAT THE STOCK PRICE TANKED MORE THAN 10% TODAY” post.
If you want to get banned from their little club houses, just reply to those posts with the crying wojack wearing a smiley face mask lol
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: maybe God is not on your side
[+5] u/Greedy-Relief8420: Crypto is not real, invest in stocks
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Anyone else absolutely cringe yesterday when the Bloomberg dude was tweaking about an umbrella and then the chick to the left of him was like “lol I’m good, plz don’t do that”
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Seeing more video ads on RDDT
[+5] u/QTpieme: I thought last week was bad. This week was worse. Will it ever get better :(
[+5] u/Deep_Fennel638: It's broken. Has been all day long.
[+5] u/minimal_stat: At this point half the QQQ are high risk assets
[+5] u/Ok-Price-8704: Why not 30%? It tanked that much for no reason
[+5] u/LongCucumber3710: Will buy back when it doubles.
[+5] u/Greater_daredevil: Reddit is so helpful lol
[+5] u/crazier_ed: There are many socks too!
[+5] u/boat_hamster: No. But to be fair, it's probably for the best.
[+12] u/Independent-Cress382: They wanted you to forget Mitch Mcconnell hasn't been seen in public for 75 days
[+9] u/PsychedelicAwakening: Staying too long at a deadbeat job is ass but being jobless is way shittier
[+8] u/McClintockC: Tax wealth, not big booty latinas
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: September going to be ugly folks
[+6] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: "We are renaming AI to AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE!! Thank you for your attention to this matter" - 🥭
[+6] u/_rockthemike: This is a fairly difficult market to trade right now ngl
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: 100%, I am just so fucking tired of AI
Everything needs to be AI, I gotta solve everything. Remember in the 50s they thought we would have pills that would cure any disease?
[+5] u/meh1526: holy shit im an addict to gambling
[+5] u/crony_capitalist_: Heading to Lake America to piss in it today
[+5] u/Open_Obligation_1624: This week trapped so many bears in SNDK. Next week is memory week!
[+5] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: Any stock/etf that has an active bag holder’s subreddit will not run up. It’s just a fact
[+5] u/MischievousDoor: I bought PLTR not because I want to make money but because I truly support the new world order
[+5] u/ImpossibleForm: Lost all my money but I’ve got a big tiddy latina gf who doesn’t love me for my money 🙏🏻
[+5] u/andytobbles: If you look the dollar broke a major support level on the trend and is climbing back up to retest that before rolling over. This market is going higher and gold is on discount rn
[+5] u/SteveStacks: Adulting means I got into collecting vinyl. Spending all my gains and can't stop.
[+5] u/Euphoric_Guide_8788: It's raining and it's windy but i have to go to work 😆 no work = no money = no investing
[+5] u/hb2xdr: Missed on the nvda 10 beggar yesterday
[+5] u/dreamwagon: Timing of that announcement was horrible. Probably no impact by Monday
[+5] u/reviverevival: My wife boils chicken and I'm like why would you do this instead of literally any other cooking method
[+5] u/patmccock86: Why wait til after market close to announce the oil deal? Why does this guy not want markets ripping higher anymore?