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[+24] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BREAKING NEWS**: PRESIDENT MANGO URGED BY CABINET TO MAKE A DEAL AS WSB REGARDS GROW IMPATIENT.
[+16] u/stephenb_88: ANNOUNCE THE FUCKIN' DEAL YOU CRAZY ORANGE BASTARD!
[+11] u/Any_Influence_8305: Crocs are trash and I can't believe people still buy them. A thought that inspired me to check CROX, which is up over 60% YTD. Days barely started and already got my daily reality check that I belong here lmao 🤌
[+11] u/Actual_Mycologist859: Is the DEAL in the room with us ?
[+9] u/Brilliant-Rice-5596: Emperor Diocletian, after ruling the Roman Empire for nearly two decades, retired in 305 AD to his palace at Split, where he devoted himself to cultivating vegetables. The only Roman emperor in history to abdicate voluntarily.
When his former colleagues and soldiers later urged him to return to politics, he replied that he would rather tend to his cabbages than return to the troubles of imperial rule. It became a memorable symbol of his belief that a peaceful life growing vegetables was preferable to the burdens of power.
[+9] u/TemporaryMushroom850: Live long enough to become the exit liquidity.
[+9] u/MartianInvestor: Okay okay…something is definitely fishy about [this profile.](http://Www.reddit.com/user/me) If you go back on their comments/posts you can see that almost EVERY move they make is the exact inverse to make money.
It’s like…a reverse magic 8 ball! When they say buy, sell when they sell…triple down!
[+8] u/Outrageous_Method432: SPCX drill to helllllll
[+8] u/Admirable_Savings_46: Time to check my account and see how many millions I made from buying HTZ on Friday 😊
[+8] u/banana-2139: Can mu hit 1000 already.
[+7] u/toobaditsme101: Morning from a Eupoorian
[+7] u/brute-forced: MSFT will be the most valuable company in the world again by the end of the year.
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Only a few more peace negotiations away from SPY 800 🥳
[+6] u/teh_herper: SMCI should dump -20% on earnings, but knowing this scam company they'll probably pump hard
[+6] u/BFox1982: She's a 10, but her favorite restaurant is Subway. 🚩🚩🚩
[+6] u/TheTravelingTitan: Found out yesterday that my ex is on the other side of the trade. I'm done.
[+6] u/ThatFUTGuy: unlike RKLB which got incinerated, ASTS only about $5 from before earnings, pretty resilient
[+6] u/Maleficent-Paper4936: I think I’m gonna go all in on Oceangate.
[+6] u/derprondo: 1-2 🥭’s after you
3-4 you better sell your port
5-6 🥭 shit his knicks
7-8 he closed the straight
9-10 never green again
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: +0.22%? when did sndk become a boomer stock?
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Terrible earthquake in Colombia
Colombianas musta been twerkin’ too hard 🍑
[+5] u/Disastrous-Video-356: Fuck food I need to get rick wuick
[+5] u/financiallythriving: The bubble will never pop
[+5] u/TemporaryMushroom850: They win some, you lose some
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: "Memorandum of Understanding" is the finance equivalent of trust me bro
[+20] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Pakistan lying to pump the markets lmao.
[+17] u/Fhyzikz: Bro I am so exhausted. Every day it's a new article about some new cartoonishly evil comic book executive order like "🥭 signs executive order that everyone has to eat poop now instead of food"
Why can't it ever be an executive order that the stocks are only allowed to go up now
[+17] u/juliakeiroz: USA is losing the Iran war so badly it's not even funny
[+11] u/_Clit-Commander_: Who’s got the 100k tweet access that can tell us what he posted?
[+11] u/Vlisa: Been rewatching DBZ. Got to the part where Cell kills Android 16, and the first thing I thought as he kills him was, "Damn that's gotta be at least $1000 worth of RAM."
[+11] u/Vlisa: Axios BREAKING NEWS: US And Iran Have Announced Deal Announcing No Peace Deal!
[+11] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Lmfao believing Pakistan again smh we believe anything
[+10] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Incoming hypothetical parameters of a concept of a plan of a deal
[+9] u/Ok-Canary482: WTF happend? Why the pump ?
[+8] u/FartPolluter: "Im totally NOT desperate for a deal, in fact YOU are the one desperate thus not me."
[+8] u/PhoKingWild: Guys I ponied up the $100K to get 🌮 tweets early and then share it here. Today’s early hot tip is an AI pic of 🌮 and Jesus high fiving. You know what to do.
[+8] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Iran already told us they are just fucking with 🥭 and won’t make a deal with US till he’s gone and will happily keep the war/not war going a few more years
[+8] u/WillingnessMental731: Wall Street in the hand of Pakistan
What a downfall for the Amerifats
[+8] u/hayleybts: Fck Oil, most manipulated shit of the year
[+8] u/dpatel211: Fake pump couldn’t even last until open 😂
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Breaking the Ayatollah has agreed to hand over Iran to Trump - Axios
[+7] u/1k-to-1Mil: I need 2 latinas this time to make me forget about my losses
[+7] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: TACO reportedly hid in a catering container to board secret flight in Turkey amid Iran assassination threat, per the Guardian"
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: Omg did "it" finally happen???
[+7] u/TYC888: war ended the 68th times?
[+7] u/ap1618: > start war
> SPY go up
> end war
> SPY go up more
> ???
profit
[+7] u/ImpossibleYak2166: Im stroking my fatty to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez today....all day
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Last time Pakistan sent us from 6300-7600 LOL
[+7] u/ap1618: How do people continue to fall for these scams
https://www.wsj.com/business/see-how-a-tesla-spacex-merger-gives-musk-a-shortcut-to-his-1-trillion-payday-327bc491
[+7] u/hayleybts: Bessent can't even short oil properly
[+6] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Does anyone else miss the old junk at the top? I don't want to see a big ad to connect brokerage ffs.
[+6] u/Separate_Fold5168: Warsh says he will no longer negotiate with White House. Will wait untill 2029 to have further communication.
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Holy fuck why are women so rude in the morning hello?
[+6] u/GurHot8359: new truth social post^
[+6] u/Excellent_Tourist633: Praise be to Pakistan
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Man I have 3 more days at work before I'm off for a few weeks and I am just checked out completely
[+6] u/Cool-Employ-4830: $777 isn’t a meme today
[+5] u/Dust-Sea: Hormuz closed until 20th January 2029.
[+5] u/Deshen87: Looks like we got our 71:th deal today. You know what they say, peace deal nr 71 is the strongest and most important
[+5] u/CMTTrader: \*PAKISTAN: SIGNALS RE. US-IRAN ARE \`CLOSE TO SOME ARRANGEMENT'
\*PAKISTAN INTERIOR MINISTER ARRIVES IN TEHRAN FOR TALKS: MEHR
\*PAKISTAN ON US-IRAN: \`THINGS ARE SHAPING UP IN FAVOR OF PEACE'
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: I was on the beach and saw a runaway umbrella being blown on a collision course with this group of hot good lifers. I intervened and stopped it from hitting their group. They mocked me when I left. Basically fuck all of you.
[+5] u/Enjzey: buy the rumour, buy the news
[+5] u/cruisin_urchin87: USO pumps to $129 then drops $5 in premarket?
This market is fucking fake as fuuuuuk
[+5] u/External-Stage1721: What’s moving markets
[+5] u/2020isgreat: PAKISTAN'S INTERIOR MINISTER ARRIVES IN IRAN'S CAPITAL TO HOLD DISCUSSIONS WITH IRANIAN OFFICIALS - IRAN'S SNN
fake deals incoming!
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Oil moves down on concepts of a framework of a perimeter of a deal
[+5] u/mks_csw: surely this deal will go through, not like the other 39 times
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Nothing better than 5 shots of vodka and green futes in the morning
[+5] u/BlatantPlatitude: PLAYS:
\- Open MUU long calls
\- Open INTL long calls
Buy Popeyes chicken sandwich
Jerk it
Rinse and repeat.
[+5] u/LivelyArid: mango was right, i'm tired of winning
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Man those bag holding sub reddits are depression inducing, whatever you do don't visit them
[+5] u/swampassOG: Shitting off of the balcony rn
[+5] u/Fortnait739595958: Time to short PLUG, nobody wants a plug up their ass too long
[+5] u/hayleybts: Announce the damn deal, my calls are bleeding
[+25] u/Me-Regarded: Iran: we're done talking until 2029.
US premarket: peace talks going well
[+21] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Market can stay retarded longer than u can stay retarded
[+21] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Pakistan has achieved world peace for the 10th time, bless them 🥰
[+20] u/Main_Ad3943: man, why couldn't I have been born into a super corrupt politically affiliated family that would give me stock tips so I could have money and feel less retarded than I actually am
[+20] u/LeDoohickey: Baron Trump is worth 150 million dollars at the age of 20 without having ever worked a single day in his life.
[+19] u/LaughCompetitive1504: I can't believe Mango has 40% approval after totally shitting the bed in another middle east war. The market is retarded because Americans are retarded.
[+16] u/BentoMan: Biggest mistake I see on WSB is people randomly betting everyday. The market is currently on hard mode with most things pushing ATH and indexes barely moving. Sit it out, wait until a clear trend or something to be oversold
[+16] u/SoloOutdoor: Im fuckn tired of this week already
[+15] u/CzernyOp740: Holy shit I was in r/oil for 5 minutes and my IQ dropped 50 points
[+15] u/Solid-Mood9571: This whole deal no deal with Iran is getting retarded
[+15] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: US firing at ships now, we are the insanity defense phase
[+13] u/PoobliusFlavius: The market is the true inflation indicator
Up 80% in 5 years
[+12] u/spn43: Memory plss do a surprise +20% 🤌
[+12] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: I hope for the sake of our democracy the next in charge confiscates all those profits made by the manego family
[+12] u/DipSniper69: The Strait of Hormuz...
# IN SPACE
[+12] u/Due-Cat-6065: We are going sideways again for a while huh
[+11] u/jerome-yellen: I open X -> everyone is talking about an AI bubble -> I close X -> I buy Calls
[+11] u/GuwopGOAT: All I want is for just 3 10x plays to go my way
[+11] u/FLRugDealer: Bruh if you’re shitting 4 times an hour at work you need to be at the doctor not at work.
[+10] u/VTI4LYFE69: Pakistani Defense Minister reportedly signals the US and Iran are close to some agreement; says the situation is moving towards peace
And oil dumps to LOD ahead of market open
[+10] u/buttonzzzz: Everything is overvalued, but you will lose money on puts
[+10] u/Clearsky_Beyond: Pakistani-style biryani is going to save the market.
It’s topped with spices that taste a suspicious.
[+10] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Datacenters…
# IN SPACE
[+10] u/ComfortablePiglet842: You should put your money in an index and chill and wait 50 years for $15k turn into $40k
[+9] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: So the news is enough to kill my oil calls but not enough to make SPY rocket off. Love it.
[+9] u/Competitive_Ride: Peace deal imminent. War mongering bears in shambles
[+9] u/astromouse2024: 11/10 recommend listening to white girl music before market open
[+9] u/Canningred: 🥭 and the Iranian Supreme leader playing the will they- won’t they thing worse than Ross/Rachel. I think the only way to end the tension is for them to kiss with mild hand stuff in Hormuz
[+9] u/OneJellyfish5980: What'd trump tweet LOL
[+9] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Fuckin weird price action
[+9] u/Extra_Elephant8547: Need a +15% day for SNDK
[+9] u/Live-Ad-5433: Yes, you grow strong holding bags
[+8] u/dreamer_Neet: Oil should be $100, this is bullshit
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Remember when 🥭 said Iranians asked him to become new ayatollah? 😂😂😂
[+8] u/ercanbas: How the fuck does spy stay green every day?
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: I can predict MU so well. It’ll pump to near $880 pre market and then drop to $855 at open, hover around 870-880 all day and then drop to 860 at close
[+8] u/OneJellyfish5980: HOLY SATAN CANDLE SATANCOCK
[+8] u/RoyalFail6: Is the strait open yet? 😝
[+8] u/stupidber: See you in Valhalla ber
[+8] u/DorisBurkeHairyHole: Why did I invest in memory?
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: This shit definitely mooning on open then sell off later
[+7] u/QueenAlicat: Ready for another 0.00% day???
[+7] u/whitewashedsyrian: Tiny red day yesterday means 1% plus gains today because fuck it markets go up
[+7] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+7] u/CorporalNips: yesterday at the dmv, a guy was telling one of the clerks "I love wrestling, i do mma, i dont wanna work no more i just wanna fight. i wanna inflict pain on others and show off my skills"
Like sir this isn't a wendys its the dmv
[+7] u/YoDooley: I was sad I didn’t buy 774 calls.
The I just saw his post.
Now I’m happy I didn’t buy those 774 calls.
[+7] u/Phantom400: Was there a turkey in the cart with him
[+7] u/WalrusHonda: “Inflation derangement syndrome” was such a banger line from Tom Lee lol
[+7] u/No-Most2405: called out today to stare at lines
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: Chatgpt, $1 to $10 million idea, make no mistakes
[+7] u/Particular_Rice9607: I lose brain cells reading this sub
[+7] u/RandomNobodyEU: Car rental company that went bankrupt a few years ago is a solid long-term investment, literally can't go tits up
[+6] u/tengoCojonesDeAcero: Software wakey wakey.
Nobody's gonna vibe code an accounting platform.
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: illiterate manngo trying to read the 25th amendment
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: PAKISTAN IS GOING TO END THE WAR AND SAVE AMERICA
WE ARE ALL WITNESS
[+6] u/strawberrryy222: Lets pray mu breaks 895 today
[+6] u/justanaveragejoe520: Man oil getting nuked by deal are close headlines after a big gains day is almost guaranteed at this point
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: Google you cocksucker
[+6] u/hashalla9: Anthropic won't IPO until they reach AGI and Claude IPO's itself
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: So now US fired at a ship too, oil to 0 today for sure
[+6] u/OneJellyfish5980: Would be oil but it's manipulated as fuck
[+6] u/No_Presentation9490: european and asian brands arent hyperfocused on infinite growth so investing in them is kinda dead money. sorry
[+5] u/GneissFrog: feels like we're stuck in one of those low budget sci-fi movies about time travel, where the characters are trapped living the same day over and over again.
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Big Dump coming at 9:30 AM.
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: PAKISTAN ON US-IRAN: \`THINGS ARE SHAPING UP IN FAVOR OF PEACE'
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Feeling dumpy , but I'm always wrong , so pump instead.
[+5] u/DarkoDokkan: Rklb bears really thought 😂
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: would be hilarious if we keep losing jobs and *jeopardize* social security
[+5] u/SpecialistB: Is HORMUSSY open yet?
[+5] u/imsolost3090: BUY BUY BUY HYPE THE FUCK OUT AND BUY EVERYTHING
[+5] u/traderbusto: \> Only the Sith deal in absolutes
\> My HIMS and RKLB calls are absolutely fuct
\> I am a Sith
[+5] u/noTATrade7: Barry will forever be remembered as the Guy who shorted Nvidia and Palantir :D
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: We're about due for a nonsensical TSLA rocket day.
[+5] u/hv876: Market has no cannons
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: What we thinking about google?
[+5] u/grkblood13: How many Hertz lifetime investors did WSB create this past week?
[+11] u/StockB0Y: Iran not opening the strait till 2029 is bullish
[+11] u/C0up7: ***Theta*** \- is that one friend who keeps taking one chip from your Doritos bag
***IV*** \- is that one friend who is sleep-deprived and loaded on caffeine who gets jumpscared by anything
***Vega*** \- is that one friend who lurks on the corner waiting to jumpscare ***IV***
***Delta*** \- is that one friend who keeps treating everyone to lunch
***Gamma*** \- is that one friend who keeps asking ***Delta*** to treat them for a meal
***Rho*** \- is that one friend who won’t stop talking about interest rates at lunch
[+11] u/smokeyjoe0612: Ships getting blown up in the gulf, same as my port
[+11] u/AccordingRub6672: Anyone wanna see a magic trick? At market open I will make 1200 dollars VANISH poof just like that because of my calls on RKLB 😭😭😭😭😭
[+10] u/ThatGuyDan123: I dont even pay attention to beer or gas prices cause what am i gunna just walk and be sober
[+10] u/dabblesest: Can you imagine how fucked we’d be if China hadn’t cut their oil imports in fucking HALF since the war, I mean “operation”, started?!
Thanks Pooh bear, really bailing the world out…
[+10] u/WordsHappenedHere: The CPI move happens today. Big money already knows it’s a soft number. SPY $780 today. Flat markets tomorrow.
[+9] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: Please shut up about HTZ and Your stupid meme coin.
[+9] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: so taco man is ducked out in a taco truck escaping from a turkey, on a taco tuesday, and thats bullish?
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: I'm going to invest in my retirement, and buy knee-pads
[+8] u/EpsteinDrive400: Theta be fugging until crispy cpi tomorrow
[+8] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Lost $12K shorting SPCX Friday, lost $3K shorting SPCX yesterday, how much will I lose shorting SPCX today
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: dame confirmed Iran will send stimmmy checks to us from the 300 BILLION in cash they are getting thank u iran!
[+8] u/buybananas: did you notice how fast new "frameworks" of a deal have been announced today once oil jumped 3% earlier? these guys are desperate now lol
[+8] u/Either-Truth3407: where are the hertz bots are they finally gone
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Hearing daily US-Iran-Hormuz news is like looking at a flickering malfunctioning fluorescent light bulb.
[+7] u/Samjabr: Ok, Fam - what do we think the retards... I mean analysts on CNBC will regurgitate today?
1. Broadening or Bifurcated Market
2. Animal Spirits
3. Bond Vigilantes
4. K-Shaped Economy
5. American Exceptionalism (or loss of it)
6. Fed's Credibility
7. Trillions of dollars on the sidelines
[+7] u/daddysgirl794: Get ready for yet another flat SPY day 🐮
[+7] u/twostroke1: People on here bitching back and forth for months about deal no deal.
Meanwhile the market only goes up the entire time.
Imagine if you just spent all that energy on buying calls.
[+7] u/PatrickSebast: Market pulls back 10% = Scary - do not buy
Market surges to ATH - FOMO buy everything
[+7] u/SxeySteve: A very good morning to everyone except dividend investors 🌞
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: Buy high
Sell low 😤
[+7] u/Alactrical: opposite of ur positioning
[+6] u/MancunianSunrise: Yet again my decisions confirm me to be an imbecile beyond measure
[+6] u/Civil-Soup2863: 50k of margin available? Time to buy calls.
[+6] u/PlandomeProwler: Oil stays strong this week right?
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stompin
[+6] u/Diguojigood: Betting that semi is going to make a run soon, preferably today. Doesn't matter how they are getting that money to spend on semi, the point is trillions more are being raised again and semi will continue to be the most profitable companies for the next year or two at least.
[+6] u/arseleak: My morning shit had less blood than usual. Thus, calls
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: CNBC story of the day is GPU mortgages lmao.
[+6] u/dabblesest: Welp fourth day of eating theta decay on my spy options, feels good man 🫠
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Not a fan of pltr but I hope that fucking burry got his ass fucked
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: If you put your girlfriend on a rocket ship and she never comes back
Then it becomes your Space Ex
[+6] u/True_Job_7845: should have stayed in bed huh
[+6] u/No-Quarter5521: This week really sucks
[+6] u/LumpyShock9656: NVDA pre market pump being shredded
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Real talk tho, GOOGL is a straight bitch.
[+6] u/liftacules: Brother what? +1,500 to -870 in like 3 seconds????
[+6] u/Several-Bridge-6287: No, AI will fix oil prices, we just need one more data center.
[+5] u/Traditional-Apple525: Anyone notice you can’t sit on the hood of a car anymore, is that done on purpose?
[+5] u/BugAmbitious9710: imma throw in 2k today into my first options trade
[+5] u/Lower_Month6438: is memory going to pump or dump oday
[+5] u/PlandomeProwler: HTZ trade made me feel alive again inneed more plays
[+5] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: Hedgefunds will buy back into memory. They also like money
[+5] u/TowelFart: if these sideways days continue im just gonna go gamble on slots
[+5] u/longGERN: Do you ever wonder why you're tarded or just stay oblivious to it?
[+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Okay as a treat I will gamble on spy calls the next Mango drawdown and try to get 500 pounds of calibrated plates with the gains hehe
[+5] u/Blumpkinkings: Woke up with excruciating pain from my rectum and the only other person in the home with me was my Uncle. Super confused. ODTE calls today I guess
[+5] u/__DulyNoted_: htz is dead and gone
[+5] u/Ill-Perspective-4561: Amd is like the second kid of chip company. Occasionally you may be proud of it, but most of the time you kind of wish u didnt have them
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Market summaries are going to be quite funny for 2026.
In May, markets pumped due to an imminent peace deal.
In June, markets pumped due to an imminent peace deal
In July, markets pumped due to an imminent peace deal
[+5] u/bruhhzilla: why does it feel like every other jabroni on here is on a PIP at work
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: STOCK MARKET BOOM FUELS EARLY RETIREMENT
Older Americans are leaving the workforce at a faster pace.
Labor participation among people aged 55+ has dropped from above 40% pre-pandemic to 36.9% in July.
Bank of America economists point to rising wealth as a key driver.
With the S&P 500 up nearly 40% over the past two years, bigger 401(k) balances may be making early retirement easier for many Americans.
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: its all a fugayzi fougazi fake shit its not fucking real, fairy dust
[+5] u/Ok-Blueberry6922: fuck HRTZ you dumb bots
[+5] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: haha trump hiding in a food cart? lol oh dear
[+5] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+5] u/t2mo24242424: Now we get to watch algos slowly take us back to 0.01%
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Prolly just gonna do shares from now on lol, this is fucked
[+5] u/WSB_Dre: US just attacked a ship for running the blockade and you all think oil will go down and spy up. Hmmmmm
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: Dumps right away, can’t even get an entry. Fckng dingus MM BS
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: BLACK MONDAY 2: THE NEXT DAY
[+5] u/dabblesest: This is feeling like a generational selling opportunity for MSFT baggies… 😬
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: He doesn’t know any other strategy besides sell at open
[+5] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: Holy fuck GOOGL is just drilling
[+5] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: JFC nothing looks good today
[+5] u/Spiritual-Prize-4491: Claude Sonnet is nasty good! Data center spending w/semiconductor circle jerk makes sense for now. Burry is wrong to short innovation. CANT STOP PROGRESS! JACKED to the TITS on ANYTHING AI LFG!!!
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: trump is nice to everyone, he will make a deal
[+5] u/Funkybunch2000: Trump begging for a deal says Itan
[+5] u/kim82352: > Iran has announced that it will no longer engage in further negotiations with the Trump administration and will wait until the end of his term in 2029.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: It’s kind of wild concepts of an agreement still work on oil. I mean it helps when Bessent has a blank check but still kind of wild lmao.
[+5] u/chainerection: Who bought the Mrvl peak yesterday
[+5] u/Samjabr: Did anyone see the interview on CNBC where Melissa Lee asked a guest what he thought about the Nvidia deal, and then he went on like a a 2-minute rambling about volatility. She literally interrupted him and said I asked you a question. Can you answer it please?
[+5] u/vwboyaf1: If Japan really wants to stabilize the Yen they should offer a retirement visa. Potentially billions in Euros, Pounds, and Dollars just sitting on the sidelines.
[+5] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: !banbet SPY -1.0% 1d
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Only day I worked last week was Tuesday, fml
[+5] u/ReferenceFunny7142: I think your ASTS have a shot at printing hard
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: elon musk ScamX ruined the space sector
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: when has CPI never been cooked though
[+9] u/Ok_Asparagus6774: 0dtes have ruined me
[+8] u/Regenbooggeit: GOOG trying to help drilling for oil.
[+8] u/znightmaree: I’m convinced if 🥭 dropped dead suddenly the indexes would rally 10-20% intra day
[+8] u/MrDinglehut: These idiots are spending trillions of dollars to make God in a can while the rest of us will be scavenging chips out of garbage dumps so we can run Linux on some Mad Max PC. Calls on fingerless gloves. They always wear fingerless gloves those Mad Max type movies...
[+8] u/napatatini: guys dont fuck with options just trade on the graph cmon yall better than that
[+8] u/napatatini: buying options on a kangaroo market is just donating money to MM cmon
[+8] u/Crackbot420-69: If you’re not spamming HTZ repeatedly right now you’re a bitch ass
[+8] u/guzzledglizzy: 0dtes have ruined my life
[+7] u/scm66: Trading is the hardest way to make easy money.
[+7] u/rholt168: I am so good at losing money. Legit incredible at it.
[+7] u/Ok_Valuable6244: What the fuck is wrong with MU
[+7] u/Terrible-Medium3767: Big mpney bought all float of HTZ. It's a squeeze
[+7] u/lSazedl: htz is a reminder to always inverse reddit and gay bears
[+7] u/cheweyy: didnt realize I was browsing the Hertz subreddit
[+7] u/No_Current3675: dell basically packages other hardware and upcharges like 250%.
[+6] u/ultrastonk1997: OPEN THE GOD DAMN HORMUSSY NOW
[+6] u/sekak77: PDT removal + AI super rigged the market
[+6] u/Ciderinsider86: Fuck it, 20000 shares of HTZ. Let's roll
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: The start of another month of theta
[+6] u/Both-Improvement8645: This market is such bullshit
[+6] u/clay5049: Holy shit yall were wrong about htz. It’s fucking flying LOL. Port up 47% today
[+6] u/Medical-Lunch-8952: They gonna stop the count in HTZ ☠️ shit gonna go 10 before eod
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: Hertz Boys retarding heavy today. Good for them. Bears, take notes on what happens when you band together. A lesson to be learned there
[+6] u/aaapod: my fault guys i bought spx strangles
[+6] u/JimmyBraddock: I love how the market goes flat and this group makes its own fun with HTZ
[+6] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Put all your money in ur walls. This IS financial advice
[+6] u/carcotasu081: I'm Alpha Aladeen if that helps?
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: no one who makes money says this shit
[+6] u/Midget_Molester10: people with the truth social API got the pre release for the perimeters of the Iran deal.
[+6] u/BruiserCanard: Brother you're asking the wrong people
[+5] u/znightmaree: Market wants to rip so fucking bad. Leave Iran bro. It’s over.
[+5] u/Powerful-Reaction607: Happy $SMCI Day everyone!
[+5] u/Tresach: Made a quick buck and already out dont trust this day
[+5] u/Dramatic-Shine-3740: NBIS going to 240 by Friday
[+5] u/tails2729: BREAKING: Sock puppets being used to keep up the appearance of ongoing talks by top white house staff
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: GOOG and MU the cash machine companies that are shit stock
[+5] u/j_b_1983: The market is just boring without memory booming. Need something cool for people to get excited about
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: pump it overnight and dump it intra day is the go to strat for MMs right now
[+5] u/Brigantius: I thought GOOG had found the floor after last week's drop.
Now what am I supposed to do with the shares I bought yesterday?
[+5] u/DudeManBroGuy9: And after 32 years of bag holding TGT, we escape +1.2% !!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd goes mild!!!!!!!!!
[+5] u/drop_of_faith: DOWNNN DOWN DOWNNN BET AGAINST AMERICAAAAA
[+5] u/Kickass_Robot: HTZ!! up 5% keep going!
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: 🥭 needs to meet with Iran in person
[+5] u/Hannibal20: The original DD post on HTZ said wait 5 days and most of you folded immediately
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: #IRAN TO KEEP STRAIT CLOSED UNTIL END OF 🥭 TERM IN 2029 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😕
[+5] u/Neoshinryu: I can't stop myself from buying MU calls. I know I'm gonna get thetad to death
[+5] u/ultrastonk1997: damn wrong once again on my options for the day, insane, always wrong
[+5] u/darkspherei: lol mango hiding in a catering truck just shitting himself
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Every day I wake up to SNDK being +2% or +3% but it's always the same price somehow
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: the real guh is all the HRZ bots are back today
[+5] u/JoeBucksSafeWord: The buying power behind SPCX on every dip is incredible
[+5] u/uber_pro: SPY ATH ANY MOMENT NOW
[+5] u/kumako10: Wtf is this market doing
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **BREAKING NEWS**
**I did not hit the powerball. I’m starting to think this particular market might be rigged**
[+5] u/darth_scion: Sometimes when I peel the skin off of my grapes, I swear I can hear them screaming.
[+5] u/natebro142: I flipped a coin between META and GOOGL before close yesterday
Take a wild fucking guess as to who I chose
[+5] u/sb812992: SPY should just pump fo damn hard i can retire, or dump so hard i go broke and cant afford the casino ever again. tired of this sideways bullshit
[+5] u/Both-Improvement8645: Feel sorry for those people trading on macros and news; the market has incredible selective hearing lol
[+5] u/foamrollmyback: I am now an APPLOVIN bull hehe
[+5] u/znightmaree: All of memory green
MU absolutely dumping
Can’t help but laugh
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: buy htz so i can exit!!!
[+5] u/btoned: Grabbing my seats now before half of this sub piles into HTZ before it drops 15% 🤣
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: i like how there's always a new WSB short squeeze or pump and dump when SPY is boring af
[+5] u/Skilledthunder: MU is dying since all of their memory is shipped through Hormuz
-citation needed
[+5] u/Independent-Bag5875: Market will never go down it’s rigged. The rich control it
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: Too many cowards with sell orders set for when HTZ hits 2.50 lol
This is going to fill the gap at $5
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: Can't believe money was still made on Htz after it was red for a few days
[+5] u/bennybands__: Sell MU and buy HTZ :hmmm:
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Really sad watching a bunch of unemployed regards spam HTZ
[+5] u/Training_Baker5454: If this is what it’s gonna be like, go ahead and close it.
[+5] u/Puzzled_Vast6207: I got 345 shares of space X at $143 how cooked am i chat?
[+5] u/Th1rt13n: VG what have you done?
[+5] u/tzacill: It doesn't get old, works every time.
[+5] u/Voenker: So is US going to attack Iran now or not?
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: We dumping today huh
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: I wonder if I can vibe code the will to live.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: RKLB price target raised to $122 from $96 by Cantor Fitzgerald....
[+5] u/enc-nyc: ASTS is pumping for some reason
[+5] u/Bravadette: Still think today's a pump day
[+5] u/Educational-Cow-5120: gonna spend 6 hours crabbing and then pump and dump to end up at 0.0% again get your scalping fingers ready
[+5] u/TheWokenessInjector: $htz bagholders you better share the loss porn this week.
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Whoa HTZ is at $3 ˢᵃⁱᵈ ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ
[+5] u/mediocre_gaming_923: rklb erasing my put 🫠
[+5] u/Jwelz90: So, we pumping today on the mortgage crisis model 2.0 idea from yesterday or no?
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: full port Ask Jeeves
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: You can post about stuff that's actually happening in the market and people will get mad at you and call you a bot
You can code up a bot that posts "**BER IS FUKT.. 🤌**" on the hour, every hour, and the soyfaces will squirt all over themselves in glee
[+5] u/nai-ba: Just the daily peace deal announcement
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: PEOPLE WHO SELL RKLB ARE MOUTH-BREATHING FLAT EARTHERS
[+11] u/tiny_toof: HTZ bots are worse than the WEN ones
[+9] u/NervousChemistry7401: CPI pinning bullshit
[+9] u/vermilli21: Oh great all the HTZ bots are back
[+9] u/Round_Context_146: same reports for 4 months...
[+8] u/Airizom: Its fkn impossible to make money on this market
[+8] u/SignificantRip8239: man fck you GOOG you piece of shit. my kids won't be having dinner today because of your limp performance fck you
[+7] u/prana_fish: Some untradeable bullshit going on right now before CPI.
[+7] u/mechanicalcontrols: SPY: -0.3%
WSB: time to post the hotline.
[+7] u/Unhappy_Swordfish494: im buying the dip on HTZ
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: HTZ is actually still pumping wtf we are memeing for real
[+6] u/bear2bebull: Every time MU touches green it gets slapped down 1% 😭
[+6] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Clearly no buyers at these levels but SPY coping so hard
[+6] u/69peterpumpkineater: Opening more htz short positions. This pump is regarded
[+6] u/Mutanic2: Anyone else sick of this sideways market
[+6] u/OleMissRebel1999: Just bought into HTZ Fuck it
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: Just think, people are making MORE money on HTZ than SPCX, wow Elon is such a piece of 💩....
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: SPY staying at exactly 0% for 6 days straight lmfaooooo dumbest shit ever
[+6] u/Impossible_Love1510: CPI going to be good tomorrow. We gonna pump
[+6] u/your-basic-idiot: HOLD THE LINE HTZ BROS
[+6] u/SweetGold2112: Htz is moving today! Someone gotta cover
[+6] u/soy_garlic: Htz holding strong here, about to POP
[+6] u/guhhhh_MU: I've started becoming more profitable by simply ignoring all information and buying puts or calls based on vibes. See how my morning feels and just pick a direction
[+6] u/Fit_Service8662: The TACO Tuesdays are losing their punch...
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: OH
MAYBE THIS WASNT TIME TO BUY MORE OTM CALLS
[+5] u/vandammes: EVERYONE BUYING HTZ BECAUSE OF ALL THE BOTS HERE YOU TRULY DESERVE TO BE BROKE
[+5] u/Half-Sole: Is this what they call a bear trap?
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Pakistan says “deal is imminent”: oil -2%
🥭 says “I hate those lying mfs”: oil: flat
Glad to see we’re back to the regularly scheduled programming.
[+5] u/Ble_h: Theta until we get CPI.
[+5] u/Micahftww: shits gonna theta till CPI then die
[+5] u/user_nombre_: I guess I’ll be scalping till Midterms. Stupid market
[+5] u/RjBloxks: Lowkey just bought HTZ at the top but it’s chill because I’m retarded and all things work out for retards
[+5] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Spy being a slut despite being rejected multiple times.
[+5] u/Trisstanroberts: for the love of god can spy get over 774
[+5] u/Ryu6912: HTZ bros I’m so confident I’m literally not even looking at my brokerage app I’m just getting shit done at work. See yall on Friday! :money: :money:
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: I'm angry at nothing and everrything
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: fuk guys why HTZ going down after i put 20K on it wtfffffffffffffffffffffffff
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: keep averaging down your 775 call 0DTEs and add more 774 as well... squeeeeeaaaal exit liquidity squeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaal
[+5] u/JimJamJim23: Higher highs and higher lows.
[+5] u/The_Albertino: Watching people get blown up over SPCX and car company makes my day
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: Guys, I put my life savings on a bankrupt shitco after it was already up 20% on the day and I ended up losing money? How could this possibly happen to me?
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: Fucking untradable bullshit
[+5] u/Better_Resort1171: My poop floated today.
Calls on Fiber Supplements
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dumbass regarded exit liquidity
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Talks with margin call going well
[+5] u/SpiderWil: lol HTZ trades more than spy 3.6M vs 817k
[+5] u/pjd951990: Fintel borrow rate on HTZ 27% 35,000 shares available le
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: htz frogs should make their own sub and gtfo
[+5] u/aweberbrown: Can we do something other than stay flat?
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: MU has been more stable than GOOG lately
[+5] u/Cpt-Eggroll: !banbet SNDK 1295 1d
[+5] u/justpasingbai: Revenge traded my way back to a +0.4% profit were so back
[+5] u/oldprecision: Remember when everyone would dunk on MSFT and memory stocks mooned? That was awesome.
[+5] u/AdventurousMarket143: Somebody needs to make an AI video of Trump shaking hands with an Iranian and make that shit go viral already. Let me buy some calls first, then we all buy puts once we’re at ATH and let it come out that it’s fake. Whyy has this not been done yet?
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Jane Street vs Citadel market
[+5] u/JackfruitCapital4132: Spy calls at 10am after the initial drop
[+5] u/Generational_Fumble: Market pump at open 💯
[+5] u/v0xb0x_: theta day waiting for CPI
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: If SPY sits in this 3$ range again today im deleting the app
[+5] u/STONKLEAPS: 9000% YOY growth on QUBT, interesting numbers wow
[+5] u/sck178: All I want is for the indexes to have manic 1-3% swings. Is that too much to ask?
[+5] u/SolidAndEdgy: is goog really dipping because some nerd left the company?
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: # [🥭 wants to make Greenland rich, but Denmark outperforms the US economically](https://www.piie.com/research/piie-charts/2026/trump-wants-make-greenland-rich-denmark-outperforms-us-economically)
[+5] u/grantern2: Is this the part where SPY turns bullish and hits ATH?
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Everything is fucking directionless, unable to move, if it goes up, it comes right back down. This is such a bullshit market
[+5] u/Abe2025: Tech sector is asleep or dead
[+5] u/Sora1274: If HTZ goes down 60 cents before the EOW I will break even for the year
[+11] u/calvin_tam: Fk this gay ass market, there's nothing to trade
[+10] u/Harder_Than_Lemonade: How do I load a previous save point in my portfolio?
[+9] u/moazzam0: Sometimes you have to take the long term view on your 0dtes.
[+9] u/tomis_24: Welcome to SPCX bagholders meeting. Coffee is in the back.
[+8] u/CuckedbyPowell: rotation from my port into MMs
[+8] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Bought SPY 0dte puts here cause I don't like money
[+7] u/renesons: HTZ HOLDING WELL TOMORROW CPI HTZ TO 5
[+7] u/steem99: I know everyone says time in the market beats timing the market. But I'm really not enjoying my time in the market right now....
Cash gang is more and more appealing every day
[+7] u/Curious-Bird-8159: That one dude that’s always screaming in here pretty quiet today
[+7] u/minin71: Today I made 2 trades and made 5 dollars. Another green day!
Edit: realized I would only make 3 dollars so I made 1 more trade and made another 3 dollars!
[+7] u/mayorolivia: Micron is a cock sucker of a stock
[+7] u/anonymous_ghost-1: A meme stock just beat the whole market, that tells a lot about...
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: SPY 774 please and thanks lol
[+6] u/llamaflocka: Ya know, unlike the rest of meme stocks past, I actually have used HTZ in the last year LMAO
[+6] u/solidsneeze: WHAT?? THE STRAIT ISN'T OPENING?? WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS??
[+6] u/rugbyliebe: So where is the pump I was promised?
[+6] u/WindNo3445: Ain't no party like a diddy party
[+6] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS
>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT
>TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!
🤔
[+6] u/MattLi911: Is anyones robinhood not working and lists gone
[+6] u/eyuuuuu: Can we just pump this is boring
[+6] u/regardus_maximus: just spent 10k to make 9 dollars
[+6] u/Groundbreaking-Gap20: Hate these boring sideway choppy days.
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: wsb regards confidently ignore shitty macro indicators then act surprised when markets are even mildly unstable.
the ship is sinking just because a part of the ship is moving upwards does not mean ship is saved
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: Honestly all these titans of advertising are gonna suffer for a decade or two once all the boomers are gone. No Gen X or millenial is clicking their stupid ads and actually buying shit. And Gen Z has no money for the foreseeable future
[+6] u/Spy300: The US will release the annual job revisions on August 28th. Last year it was -1 million.
[+6] u/FarrisAT: “If inflation data is bad, declare a deal. If inflation data is good, declare a war.”
\- Don Tzu’s Art of the Deal
[+6] u/NazgulSandwich: My own personal top signal is that you leveraged degens are so desperate for a quick pump people are talking about this POS Hertz like its fucking 2021 gamestore. This shit has only pumped like 50% from bankruptcy levels and has low momentum. Weakest squeeze ive ever seen
[+6] u/yAX2ZRYiCEDqjGjuy: Well I just lost 10k
[+5] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: ONDS 229,000,000 shares short @ 44% SI 👀
[+5] u/steem99: [Pakistan says US and Iran close to 'some sort' of deal despite attacks on shipping](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/pakistan-says-us-iran-close-some-sort-deal-despite-attacks-shipping-2026-08-11/)
I'm sorry but this headline does crack me up
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: Wasted a lot of my wins on this piece of shit google
[+5] u/Spy300: >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY
Let's go
[+5] u/gregot76: this is when we buy calls right?
[+5] u/No-Reception-3324: Yeah now we got tiny foil hats and Kratom. Fuck proof of citizenship put a fucking iq test at the next poll
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Oil has been pumping this week but somehow still much lower than before the "We're getting a peace deal and the Strait LITERALLY will be open today" 100% bullshit announcement last Monday lol
[+5] u/zrezer: Some retard in here said buy Tesla calls about 20 min ago, wish I could find him and shame him
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: This damn boring stupid ass market
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: Are yall using AI as your quant?
[+5] u/RanarrSmokerr: please meme me into retirement HTZ
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: “Meh it’s just -0.12% on SPY, zoom out bro ”
“I am on 20x leverage, ZOOM IN”
[+5] u/Haikoe: Why isn’t anyone buying the top anymore? It was the most popular thing for months
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: lol a 1million red candle got eaten like chips, we FLYING AND SHORTS CANNOT STOP IT $HTZ
[+5] u/gayforgoblin: How does it feel to be rich and just live life?
[+5] u/FarrisAT: “If you cannot defeat the enemy, simply announce that they just called and are begging to surrender.”
\- Don Tzu’s Art of the Deal
[+5] u/postachioo: The only time I full port 0DTE spy calls and it slowly bleeds red :(
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: MMs thank you for donation 2 days of absolutely nothing
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: 14 blowjobs at the dumpster behind Wendys.
[+5] u/captjacksparrow47: What stock is related to catering truck? 🤣
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: Is this gonna crash?
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Nearing a deal, reports say.
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Low volume ass summer market lol
[+5] u/APDent: Wtf is holding spy up
[+5] u/Stonksupdown: I shorted HTZ, wtf is going on?!?!?
[+5] u/Stonksupdown: why the hell did i short hertz fuck me
[+5] u/GotKarprar: Lightwave logic is the future $LWLG
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: The best way to avoid people stealing your ideas is for them to be pure dogshit. This is financial advice.
[+5] u/nigelnyc1: AI companies are not buying anymore chips if they don't start making money. Can't keep throwing money at the problem.
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Down $12k because of an analyst downgrade 🤡
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Wait until the rich decide they want your money so they can get it cheaper at a later point in time
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Let them be, they are blind, we’ll forgive them as Christ said, but only once they start being $htz believers
[+5] u/FarrisAT: We’ve been on the brink of recession for 20 years.
[+5] u/CanIMarginThat: nobody mentioning TTWO right now means i'm early right
[+11] u/Worried_Quarter469: 1. renames it to the department of war
2. fights one war
3. loses
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Shit be DRILLIN LMAO🤌
[+8] u/_Rexfest_: Dude this shit is FUCKING BOOORING
[+8] u/Stop_The_Rain: Well… my AMZN NVDA and GOOG calls have done well today….. better start looking for a dumpster to work behind!
[+8] u/tossaway1040: This president is dogwater
[+8] u/AZUCSGrower: It’s still under 3 should I get more
[+7] u/tossaway1040: Trump is such an L bruh
[+7] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: The frequency at which I’m wrong is suspicious
[+7] u/alldayidreamofdollas: No V today. Cut and run.
[+7] u/Relative-Wonder-7086: You waited until ATH’s, bad news from Iran, and a pending CPI report tomorrow to full port calls today? Put the fries in the bag bro
[+6] u/kazkeb: Trump family gets 500M off of a crypto grift. I'm absolutely shocked.
[+6] u/AZUCSGrower: I’m officially full ported ($230)
[+6] u/bzl33: the strait of hormuz has been such a psyop to me. before this year, everyone acted like it being closed even for a week would result in major declines.
[+6] u/Biscuitgod1: I think spy is gonna rip up hard!
[+6] u/Intelligent_Soup3648: all the htz haters bro were just trying to help you, hop in
[+6] u/2AMTrader: !banbet spy 696.96 1d
[+6] u/Biscuitgod1: SHE GONNA RIP!! GET IN!!
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Fair price for spcx is $300
>!After a 40 -> 1 reverse stock split!<
[+6] u/likefenixx: Trump says Iran agrees to deal privately but is refusing publicly.
[+6] u/FuckleUp: Always remember markets love ❤️ you and have your best interests at heart ❤️
[+6] u/tenfthigher: 6 years from now Jensen will be seen as one of the biggest corporate fraudsters in history, putting Jeff Skilling and the Enron crew to shame 😂
[+6] u/Constant_OK_1437: Is Berkshire buying HTZ??
[+6] u/ripcord51: HTZ? the rental car place? lmao
[+6] u/bibbyman06: CNBC just said nothing is ever going to go down again. Take that bears.
[+6] u/shutnr: accidentally sold everything instead of putting a stop loss
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: First AI took down Leopoldo
Now GOOG taking down Buffett
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: Ready for the 10th fake V
[+5] u/raceto0k: All I want for christmas this year is regular volume
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: I know the patriots aren't ready for it but a quick loss and retreat would be better for the economy than doing this weekly pump and dump until 2029
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: 11th fake V lets gooooo
[+5] u/Chokeslam2Hell: GOOG will be complete ass rest of the month, as soon as September rolls around it’ll rip back up to $370
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Market will never crash, we in a hyperinflation. Keep dreaming 🌈🐻
[+5] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: I need a V so bad today but I may have to settle for a Wendy's dumpster.
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Eyeran yesterday: No talks until 2029
Pakistan today: US-Eyeran deal near
[+5] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: I am the best at harvesting tax losses with all of these poor gambling moves.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: #DUMP THIS SHIT. LOSE 770 ONCE AND FOR ALL
[+5] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: So now Iran wants peace in Gaza as well to reopen Strait lmao
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: SPY U TURN COMING IN HOT
[+5] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: HTZ is squeezing who’s nuts may I squeeze?
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Puts are making money today, too bad I sold for break even 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/Biscuitgod1: I feel like spy is such a fat buy rn
[+5] u/tenfthigher: When will the market learn there will not be an Iran deal?
[+5] u/Greatlakes_fish: Being in the correct trade but having bad timing suck cause theta will kill your position.
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: You don't have money? No problem. I'lll give you a loan so you can buy my product.
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: cpi gonna be cooked to perfection, don't worry regards
[+5] u/retiredalavalathi: What happened now? any news? why oil suddenly went down and stocks up last 15minutes?
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: NVIDIA solved vendor financing issues, why its not 250 yet?
[+5] u/Waste-Head7963: Wow Michael burry has said that PLTR will crash to 1$ 🧐
[+5] u/smexeh: Low volume day again zzzzz
[+5] u/BlueBerryDaJuiceMan1: When TF did Dell go from $116 to $441
[+5] u/Damerman: I think we should ban short squeeze nonsense on WSB...
There are subreddits dedicated to short squeezes already.
[+5] u/JayRoo83: Another bowl of theta?
No, no, no I couldn't possibly fit another
[+5] u/captain_casino: The B in RKLB stands for fuck you, I guess
[+5] u/Juliusmobile: Robinhood refusing to load watchlist for anyone else?
[+5] u/PapitoMusk: Long Google is a no brainer
[+5] u/Commercial_Sound1448: Where's the 10x HTZ ETF
[+5] u/Active_Ad_1429: Ru guys keeping HTZ?
[+5] u/killainvest: Haha HTZ is the only green thing I own
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: its insane how vix just doesn't move.
[+8] u/Hairy_Check_4784: !banbet HTZ $5 5 days
[+7] u/Rough-Inevitable3414: Does hertz have legs still or is that it ?
[+7] u/Dangerous_Income5908: Open the straight of HTZ!
[+7] u/llluminus: So glad i didn't paper hand Hertz.
[+7] u/guccioli: I’m in my work restroom and someone with violent diarrhea just hopped in the next stall. Can someone tell him to stop
[+7] u/Brilliant_Sport_6586: CPI calls are feeling good
[+6] u/Hairy_Check_4784: next leg up boys, you know what to do. HTZ all day baby
[+6] u/ArbysRoastbeeff: This is going to be the ultimate short squeeze
[+6] u/Realistic-Way-7565: Hopped in htz let’s roll!
[+6] u/SidFren: Rest of market make me sleepy hopping in HTZ to get my heart rate up
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Holy shit ladies and gentlemen! Spy is down .35%. I repeat .35%. Ber market is here, Ber market is here! Freak out because it’s all over, bers have won big time. I shouldn’t have bought calls cus it’s over!
[+6] u/TopDesigner6211: Htz up fitty cent closing above 3
[+6] u/donefukupped: lost 10 charizards today
[+6] u/StophJS: Stupid me bought Google when I should have bought the car penny stock
[+6] u/Fun_Preference4300: Lost everything today someone please tell me what to buy today
[+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: 🚨🚨🚨Breaking: The bottom is in, pump to Valhalla.
\~Trust me bro
[+5] u/Hairy_Check_4784: 100 shares available to short, DO NOT let them borrow your shares retards!!! HTZ is about to MOON
[+5] u/Boheed: Kevin Warsh tried to sell me crack in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: 2% on spy is it too much to ask
[+5] u/YTLupo: Market structure today is just fucking fukt
[+5] u/McClintockC: Now that we've finally covered sexual harassment at a high level.
It's time to drill deeper 🥵
[+5] u/Hairy_Check_4784: I'm getting a HTZ tat if this shit rips to $10
[+5] u/slipstitchpass86: All the HTZ action is after hours - hold into the night!!!
[+5] u/aew2019: Once you understand how the market in analogous to two gay frogs humping one another, then, and only then, will you be in a position to make money.
[+5] u/crankthehandle: why is $GOOG such a piece of shit?
[+5] u/sam6183: CPI gets leaked in 10mins
[+5] u/100xOrBust: Thank god I bought Goog and apple leaps yesterday. Wouldn’t know what to do if I made money.
[+5] u/freehennessy123: WHERE ARE THE HTZ BEARS FROM LAST FRIDAY. SHOW YOURSELVES
[+5] u/Dry_Fly_7265: So I got a dumb question for yall, did anyone like just go to this Hormuz place and like actually lay eyes on it? Maybe they’ve just been bullshitting us this whole time
[+5] u/Brilliant_Sport_6586: If you buy hertz I hope you lose everything you sheep bots
[+5] u/BushReagan84: Whoever times the memory rebound correctly is going to be fucking rich
[+5] u/Supertainment: Reports of explosions in Sirik, Southern Iran; possible launches towards the Strait of Hormuz. - Israel's Channel 12 News
[+5] u/Reasonable-Sir5355: No time to explain, get in this over priced rental suv!
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: I swear, theta burns fast only when you're long the option
[+5] u/xironically23: Embarrassing how often I hold my options have profit dont sell then sell them at a loss
[+5] u/Common-Royal8234: Oil recovering and all else looking real dumpy
[+5] u/BagHoldingChamp: HTZ 6.69 price target confirmed
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: Hopefully tech sector wont go down today, hopefully no bad news. Please lawd
[+5] u/Diamondken: Hertz 4$ end of day, 6$ end of week
[+5] u/Curious-Tap8312: Thank you spy for stalling at 774 for 2 hours, theta fucking my call and then dumping to lose my entire port. Thank you
[+5] u/music_is_gud: SMCI will go up coz all their C suites are already in jail so no more arrests can be made
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Volume hasn’t just been lower, it’s evidently lower. There is a serious waiting game happening among the market’s serious players
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: the taco is in the oven boys should be out by 4pm
[+7] u/RDDT_100P: hey gemini why is GOOG tanking?
[+7] u/scooterhomeimprover: One tweet and this could jump 2% but the entire world running out of oil and up to eyeballs in leveraged debt is -.30%
[+7] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Google bag holders unite!
[+7] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: If you inversed me the last 7 trading days. You would be a millionaire.
[+7] u/niceee_guyyy: I guess the Market just waiting for CPI tomorrow
[+6] u/owenmills04: What's the float on GOOG? The shorts are absolutely murdering it. How do you initiate a short squeeze?
[+6] u/ValueOfADollar: Most people think their enemy is time, or their parents, or their teachers, or the market, or even the universe. No. Mine is Bank of fucking America and their crooked downgrades
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: htz botta get rugged lol.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Why are all these bots spamming about AMD, the stock is flat
[+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Congrats to bears. Amazing form..... sour hour dump incoming. I am a perma bull but today I marvel at the all miighty ber power
[+5] u/Professional-Bank780: Saw the HTZ dip so I’m buying more fug it go hard or go home. Scared money don’t make money
[+5] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Googl gonna fall more?
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: red every fucking day
[+5] u/Latter-Can7735: Who is the market kidding with Google the company has amazing revenue and profits
[+5] u/visionarymind: *Salmonella* & *Cyclospora* spreading to SPX & The Qs, sad
🧻🚽 💩 ⛈️
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: My puts are saved holy shit thank you. Closing for minimum to save myself the stress
[+5] u/SteveStacks: Securitazing accelerated deprecating assets like GPUs? LFGGGGGGGG
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: got a google margin call fuck you google
[+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: alright thats it full port google and forgetting
[+5] u/isospeedrix: holy moly googl got obliterated
[+5] u/whyshw: I’m no bear but VIX at 15 tells me I should set some cash aside
[+5] u/AbjectDrink3276: jeez the HTZ CBR is up to 50% rn
[+5] u/legible_print: We all know semis are going to run again. So why are they just dragging along?
[+6] u/EnginrA: “Computing power is a new tradeable asset class”
This will end well
[+6] u/Specialist-Rice-8541: anyone buying GOOGL now?
[+6] u/violet_evergarden8: I got fucked by APP. Even with leap calls. My port is back to 0. GG regards.
[+5] u/Old_Geologist_6603: Fuck Tesla. Why is this overvalued joke outperforming the mag 7. Ridiculous.
[+5] u/Simple-Bodybuilder-3: Googl can’t seem to catch a break today, keep drilling and drilling , down 10% in just 5 trading days from 380 to 344. So sad for my calls
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: What you call ass market I call iron condor market
[+5] u/alcoholischeaper: All the whales watching wsb and htz 👀
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[+5] u/beachsandwichen: I guess we should thank whatever idiots dragged the price down on RKLB and ASTS we already know they ain’t gonna tank those bitches that far
[+5] u/shxwn: drill team entering in 2 minutes
[+5] u/MrPurplePandaz: Htz gonna break through 2.60 or nah
[+5] u/radioref: anyone know where the crypto-bros are hanging out? Wendy's?
[+5] u/Future_Midnight_6935: i dont think its holding imm wait for the dip
[+5] u/Jerikolol: DELIST GOOG. DELIST GOOG
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: So far im getting the Mr. Burns vibes with oil down and bonds down.
Exxxcceellleeeenttttt
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/Cpt-Eggroll (1W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SNDK** ▲ | $1260.21 → $1280.00 | +1.6% | 1h 26m | Won |
[+5] u/Old_Evidence8598: Did the US lose the war with Iran ?
[+5] u/ebitdasga: INTC and AMD feel dead
[+5] u/alcoholischeaper: When is the V... Looking like a \
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: Today calls for a cinnabon
[+5] u/Jealous-Fix5015: CRWV PUMPING WHILE REST IS DUMPING
[+5] u/Anameisheere: Instead of using reddit, news, or ta to determine ur trades, just flip a coin heads or tails