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[+28] u/Vlisa: They say women are the more emotional, but I find that hard to believe the way some of you whine when a stock moves .3% against your positions.
[+19] u/mtnrnnr802: HTZtards: is a -17% day good?
[+16] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Me after SanDisk up 13.8% today
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[+14] u/upvz: I may be clinically regarded
[+14] u/YoDooley: AMAT = All My Accounts Torched
[+14] u/bearhunter429: #I love how the whole "body positivity movement" died after Ozempic. Now everyone bragging about losing weight. LMAO🤌
[+11] u/SxeySteve: SPY 🎰 time to cash out
[+11] u/ImpossibleBag5787: Made 10k in the morning, and then lost 25k in the afternoon. We are not the same
[+10] u/giraffe_wrassler: Watched my intra day NBIS puts go from +78% to -21% and I never sold… why must the one consistency in my life be that I’m regarded
[+10] u/financiallythriving: The spirit of the bear has been completely broken
[+9] u/CLAMACID: bro i got so fucked today
[+9] u/MrNo_Balls: I already sent 300+ job applications to JPMorgan and they have not given me a job.
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Only 4 months left in 2026 bull market. Then we'll start 2027 bull market. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/2020isgreat: \*PERSHING SQUARE SAYS IT EXITED POSITION IN HERTZ
Bill Ackman thanks you for your donations
[+8] u/BIP3N: Due to my HIGH IQ level trades -
I will be having fresh air for dinner tonight.
[+8] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Its not a bull market im a genius.
[+8] u/Numerous_Top3641: Yall gonna get rug pulled
[+7] u/PeachtreePrince: I am going to fade every one of you regards. Every pick I’ve decided to follow from you mongloids goes the opposite direction.
[+7] u/SourceEast44: Netflix gave me 1700% today I wanna 💦
[+7] u/ElevatorOk694: ONDS lost me $5k today my first week trading
[+7] u/FunIcy4223: There’s a guy on the short squeeze sub who bought htz with a cost average of 2.70 😂😂😂
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Good thing I didn’t buy AMAT calls lmao
[+6] u/Danm7890: So many HTZ pumpers this morning. Where ya'll at?
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I’m no expert when it comes to market predictions, but something tells me SPY being at an ATH during a time like this is bad news.
[+6] u/spilledonwhite: Death
Taxes
Markets rug pulling retail
[+6] u/Federal-Ad-644: ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: 😦: please come back
💸: no
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Feels like ages since we had a fat dump overnight
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: $100k into SNDK Jan 2027 $1700c
Yolo
[+5] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf why is AMAT tanking didnt they beat earnings?
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Dump please. Let me end the week on a good jote
[+5] u/theWesternReserve: BTC keeps taking my money
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: They just want to give the big boys a cheap position in AMAT in After Hours. It will rip come tomorrow morning
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: 775 tomorrow pretty please
[+5] u/No_Drama8032: Why are people surprised of corrections after stocks go up for weeks
[+5] u/dpatel211: Today was a good day.
Expecting the complete opposite tomorrow lol
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: If you loaded up on puts I am sorry
Sorry that your mother and deadbeat father raised a failure
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: Tmr bloodbath with htz -50%
[+5] u/NotMe357: "Breaking: Michael Burry has finally admitted he's wrong in his updated positions
He:
• Added to Micron $MU shorts
• Trimmed Caterpillar $CAT shorts
• Opened Invesco QQQ $QQQ shorts
• Covered Tesla $TSLA shorts
• Covered Applied Materials $AMAT shorts
• Closed his Semiconductor ETF $SOXX shorts
He left his NVDA and PLTR shorts untouched"
[+5] u/2020isgreat: HTZtards donating all their savings to the Bill Ackman charity what kind people
[+5] u/Common_Ad_3059: Applied Materials $AMAT Q3 Earnings
Earnings Beat
Adj. EPS: $3.50 vs Est: $3.40 (beat by 2.94%)
YoY: 1 41.13% (from $2.48)
Revenue Beat
Sales: $9.115B
vs Est: $8.991B (beat by 1.38%)
YoY: T 24.83% (from $7.302B)
Q4 guide: Adj EPS $3.82-$4.22 vs $3.69 est|
Sales $9.75B-$10.75B vs $9.542B est
[+5] u/xeemyy: If you’re retarded you buy SPCX.
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: memory is so stupid always moving by 10-20% per day
[+5] u/WillingnessMental731: **Micron launches $250 million AI-focused venture fund**
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Cant we all just agree that i deserve more money?
[+5] u/YTLupo: DID YOU HEAR THAT TONE
[+5] u/rickyrakk: Lol spy dummp in 4 minutes
[+5] u/Clear_Presence3855: im so hapyy yall losing money rn
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Learning how not to revenge trade and know when to walk is away is something I desperately need in my life
[+5] u/Common_Ad_3059: Im bankrupt now guys
[+5] u/killer-tofu87: I doubled down on the HTZ dip... Pre dip 🤣 true regard
[+13] u/mneymaker: 1dte lottos locked and loaded
NVDA 230
GOOG 352.50
MU 1015
Wish me luck
[+13] u/hallett21: Iran to become 51st state by market open. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+11] u/LabyrinthLayers: Reddit added to S&P baggies rejoice
[+10] u/SniXSniPe: IMAGINE BEING A RDDT BEAR
LMFAO
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: If you regularly use any of the following phrases, you lost a lot of money today.
“Fake market”
“Manipulation”
“Bubble”
“Bloated pig”
“Scam”
“Fraud”
[+9] u/AggravatingCrow897: The **USS George Washington carrier strike group is heading west from the Indo-Pacific toward the Middle East**. It passed through the Strait of Malacca today. It is expected to **replace the USS Abraham Lincoln**, whose deployment has stretched to nearly nine months. Officials describe this as a **preplanned rotation**, not necessarily the addition of another carrier or evidence that the United States is suddenly escalating operations. [USNI News](https://news.usni.org/2026/08/13/uss-george-washington-heading-west-lincoln-deployment-nears-9-months), [Associated Press](https://apnews.com/article/5366eba29f72b6b317416fde81d57a61)
TLDR: Oil will remain volatile for the foreseeable future.
[+8] u/No-Reception-3324: "No new wars" actually translates to "not winning any new wars"
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: Nflx to 120 and I will blow one random person from this sub 🥰
[+8] u/FartPolluter: "Legally, it is not fraud'" I scream at a terrified passing family as I shovel money into the trunk of my car
[+8] u/hockeyfan1990: Reddit added to s&p 500
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: I love RDDT & it deserved this…..
[+7] u/AssociateLate1116: It’s going 785 tomorrow isn’t it
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: KOSPI upper circuit breaker tonight...
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Lmao that clown burry.. complete joke with his positions
[+7] u/DipSniper69: ! JUST IN !
Reddit opened the Strait of Hormuz!!!
[+6] u/BentoMan: The HTZ pump lasted a whole week. That's an eternity in pump and dump timelines. If you did not exit yesterday, you a greedy pig.
[+6] u/coreyneil: 165 contracts BULL $10C 8/21 at 0.03
70 contracts BULL $9.5C 8/21 at 0.06
Need a nice earnings pump next week please. I don't wanna work anymore...
[+6] u/mywilliswell95: Why is Amat not at $800
[+6] u/yeedub: imagine the koreans buy tonight
[+6] u/SupportMedium9487: the obesity rate of japan is 4.3%, america is 40.3%, south africa is 68%. wtf lol
[+6] u/FatBastardsHungry: Love that tech companies are the new crypto.
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: WE DID IT REDDIT 😭🥲🥹
[+6] u/tombrady011235: Workday fucking sucks
[+6] u/_Netgirth: I hope MSFT gets added to sp500
[+6] u/stupidber: RDDT sucks who even uses that
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: my portfolio hit 150k at market close today. i can’t really tell anyone irl, but just wanted to tell somebody. a lot of hours and sacrifice in the making :)
[+5] u/liquidtv78: "Cause I'm half the port, i used to beeeee"
\- My portfolio to me this week
[+5] u/MrNiceGuy973: ACHR up 10% 📈 today 👌
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: rough day for HTZ baggies
[+5] u/TemporaryStrange: FCK this market nothing even makes sense anymore
[+5] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: quitt promoting dogshit
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: memory bears have never gone past their AIs context window.
!banbet SNDK 3000 1m
[+5] u/AwkwardJuggernaut854: Everyone making money while I'm plummeting. Close to becoming a boring prick and just investing in an all world tracker
[+5] u/Present_Abrocoma326: Die as a regard, or live long enough to be the exit liquidity
[+5] u/Old_Geologist_6603: Why the focking fuck is Tesla pumping? Negative free cash flow, 320 P/E. Constant lies and fraud and broken promises. What is this shit. Actually...
[+5] u/whitehypeman: Only ai hype left after super intelligence is 'this thing will kill you.' that's why we're never getting super intelligence. Need to keep the hype going
[+5] u/userusery24: :simpsons\_pathetic: $HTZ
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: After wall st dumps its Anthropic baggies on the market
They will dump this shit show
[+5] u/vermilli21: HTZ probably going to open 1.50 tomorrow
[+5] u/Dear__Bruce: Tesla mooning because musk pinky
promised a new chip factory in 2045
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: Your tax dollars pay for Ghislane's much better living/eating conditions
Than the US Navy
[+5] u/terrywow007: $RDDT SP500 INCLUSION
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: RDDT taking S&P to 800
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: imagine spending every waking hour on RDDT and not having a long position, free money
[+5] u/joesmiling: where’s this reddit news??!
[+5] u/Alternative_Rule6208: Congrats regards. Reddit officially part of S&P. Get ready for recession.
[+5] u/bozgarrr: Friday dump incoming
[+5] u/Tillfatfire: Make ur anus ready google bers 🚀
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: bye bye Amat calls lol
[+5] u/ramiN00dles: Puts on nimbus because vibes
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Seems crazy to me that the index may have a better year than last year %wise
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Bro just sell and cut your losses. Don’t become a community member to a rental car company during the ai wave
[+9] u/Terrible-Deer1398: There were hundreds of easy 2x, 3x, 5x, 10x opportunities just from buying shares in the last year and half. You idiots just buy some bullshit and blow the rest on 0dtes
[+9] u/onDetop: rddt s&p 500, safe to say we fucking made it boys
[+8] u/kmouratidis: My RDDT positions pumped so much after-hours that I thought I opened someone else's account. I'm not used to this much green.
[+8] u/wildcat1055: If people are paying $100k for faster access to 🥭 posts ...
How about $1k a month for early access to my trades? Just reverse me, easiest money you'll ever make
[+8] u/Wild_Detective_1124: I lost it again today. I’ve been day trading US stocks for 10 months straight, and I’ve lost money every single month, every single week—70 grand down the drain total. I’ve crammed tons of technical analysis strategies, but none of them work. I just can’t get my head straight emotionally; I end up trading recklessly every time. Ugh, I’m calling it quits for good.
[+7] u/Evander85: “Indexes rise as new company added to index”
[+7] u/Namtabmal: I literally sold my RDDT futes right before close ahead of the weekend. Are you fucking kidding me. Fuck this shit is rigged
[+7] u/Elonmuskishuman: “You don’t ask the barber if you need a haircut” Warren Buffet
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Rddt crashes 20% after earnings beat, and now being added to the sp500. Nothing to see here.
[+7] u/Designer-Note748: “We’re going to bomb them to the Stone Age” loads up on calls “they agreed to a ceasefire”
[+7] u/alredopie: Full port RDDT or go to X mfers
[+7] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: Of course I sold my Reddit shares at a loss yesterday lmfao
[+7] u/DarkR124: Well, job just cancelled what little WFH we had left. Couldn’t even give us 1 fucking day. Looks like I’m going to be job hunting now. Don’t get paid near enough for this shit.
[+7] u/Jerikolol: In honor of RDDT joining the allmighty SP500, i will visit r/latinas and click on all ads to increase next ER's EPS. Click everything
[+7] u/Apple2o: Literally out at 2 million in memory exposure on margin right now
Fuck yeah we gambling millions boiss
[+7] u/Right_Traffic_4821: We should call it the S&P 499 now.
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: I would like SPY to go up at least 1% tomorrow please
[+6] u/torrent00arroyo: i have half of my IRA in RDDT and got 10 call options for jan @180
[+6] u/big-baller-47: My RDDT bags are lighter holy fuckkkk
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Honestly still early on rddt...probably rips to 250
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Holy fuck, that RDDT news.
[+6] u/No-Most2405: I think RDDT keeps running so based on VIBES im adding a 100k position
[+6] u/Annual_Bat2230: I'm convinced SanDisk\_Made\_Me\_Rich is the worst person on this subreddit and a horrible human being irl too
[+6] u/CalRippedken: So every memory dip is just free money then?
[+6] u/Kickboy21: RDDT CURED MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION 🚀🚀
[+6] u/Vino-Decanto: RDDT you flirty fucker, don’t break my heart again
[+6] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Yall finna find out why grandma saved the plastic spoons and aluminum foil
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Why is wsb always mad as hell whenever we are at ATHs? 😂
[+6] u/diefy7321: So many bitch baby bers crying about Donnie pumping drone stocks lmfaooooooooo
Fa ghut bers
[+6] u/jmc774: Believe it or not RDDT is still cheap
[+6] u/1-800-YOLO: It will definitely do something
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Reddit...more like Greenit
[+5] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: Boomers are now investing in my shitposting
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: I’m depressed whenever I see gain porn
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Reddit still cheap believe it or not
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: Yesterday: RDDT is a $80 stock.
Today: RDDT is a $500 stock.
[+5] u/im-regarded: Regards!!! We are going to be inside SPY!
[+5] u/Jadedtrader33: I missed my chance for generational wealth listening to you fucks and not buying RDDT ipo at $30.
Fuck you all.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: I spend too much time focusing on work and not enough on the markets. I'm fucking myself over to enrich the corporate figureheads. Fuck me!
[+5] u/HolidayReality6641: Rddt with the big studly green boner
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be extremely funny if the ECB liquidated all European owned us treasury holdings in response to US selling euro to prop yen carry trade.
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: “I AM HEREBY DECLARING IT ILLEGAL FOR STOCKS TO GO DOWN. IF ANY STOCK GOES RED ITS GOING TO JAIL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - DJT”
[+5] u/apurimac777: Why do people post gain porn without positions?
Mods you eat a lot of shit but you do God's Work removing that crap 🫡
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: Geekin that I’m only $9 away from breakeven on DRAM finally
[+5] u/GaiusMarius7Times: Also. Rent money is trading money.
[+5] u/TheSeeker331: Nvm $AMAT beginning to drill
[+5] u/dumbest-bastard: Max pain for TSLA tomorrow is 325, it's OPEX, and TSLA had a big gain day. Therefore, puts for Friday. LFG!!!
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Honestly who the fuck is still buying SPY puts? How are bears not broke by now? Still closing 2 to 1 puts to calls is insane
[+5] u/Common-Celebration55: NVDA will crush earnings and their stock will go down 8%. Within a month it will end up at all time highs afterwards. Shit just plays on repeat, it is too easy
[+14] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Everyone saying we cant go higher, but im still down -170k from ATH. Bitch, I absolutely must keep going higher.
[+9] u/Fit_Feedback5981: RELEASE THE KOREANS ALREADY
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: MU
$1000 August 2026: "It's cyclical."
$2500 August 2027: "It's cyclical."
$4000 August 2028: "It's cyclical."
$6000 August 2029:"Fuck you"
[+9] u/Relative-Wonder-7086: It’s not even my money and I’m getting sad thinking about the guy that lost $35K on Cisco calls today
https://preview.redd.it/c9fhrtpt28jh1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92cc13d67b7cf86ca3f126affbe5114ffcf296b9
\^\^thats probably him rn
[+9] u/Micheal_Hancho: Bulls are physically stronger than bears. But mentally, bears are also weaker
[+9] u/FinePerformance1046: I love when my stock is the only one in its entire sector not up 10%
[+9] u/OkBeginning9576: I’m 40 w 2 healthy kids a wife and 16k savings
[+7] u/blm4lyfe: RDDT $185 at opening and $200 EOD tomorrow
[+7] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Koreans are freaking the fuck out and panic buying everything rn
[+7] u/ozarkabottle: dam Kospi going over 7000 tonight and micron opening over 1000 tomorrow
[+7] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 39 more hours
[+6] u/Low_Bowl5506: I forgive Reddit for that -22% couple weeks ago
[+6] u/wrongsyourgrammar: For those selling covered calls, DON'T DO IT. It literally always backfires.
[+6] u/Deshen87: Regards said that Ackman would make it squeeze like nothing ever have squeezed before. But he had already left the building lol😂
[+6] u/saltednutz69: You regards are on RDDT wondering which stocks to buy when it was the app you use the entire time
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: You hate money if you’re not in memory rn
[+6] u/chaos-organized: I thought they typically gave about two weeks' notice, but RDDT is being added to the S&P 500 on Tuesday (Aug. 18). Does that mean index funds only have Friday and Monday to buy? If so, wouldn’t we expect a significant spike at market open tomorrow?
[+6] u/LiftSleepFDsRepeat: RDDT we made it baby
[+6] u/brucekeller: Anthropic IPO in October and OpenAI is Novemberish. So, 'market top' is probably going to be Jan 4, 2027. There you go bers. Fed will bail the markets out like a year later though, if they can even wait that long.
[+6] u/Flimsy-Persimmon622: im about to be laid off lmao
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: I just wanna play Star Fox on N64
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Even if the market crashes tomorrow, Burry deserves zero credit because at this point, he's already been yelling the same thing too long.
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Reddit joins s&p500 so 300 incoming?
[+5] u/Neoshinryu: Lmao if my RDDT Aug 21st 230C resurrects I will shit myself
[+5] u/paperclip115: Imagine if RDDT, the platform that has wallstreetbets that helped caused the short squeeze back in the day, gets all the WSB attention this time and gets a short/gamma squeeze to $1000 cause everyone buys calls…. Poetic destiny
[+5] u/Dakhnas: buy memory before Kospi's Moon departure. Still 1hr left
[+5] u/samaritan1331_: all of you htz regards got cucked by ackman
[+5] u/jdfan51: How we still pumping
[+5] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: 18 days until the market correction starts! 🐻
[+5] u/GlobalResolution77: Hynix pumping 6% Pre M.
[+5] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: $SNDK may actually hit $2k again
[+5] u/-Bluffet: Can you fuckn believe this, I Wassup like 1500% on RUM calls over past couple days, then i checked just at 1 hour after open today, at the top, and was gonna sell but Clumsy authenticate login due to some broken device and not being able to Connect to wifi, so i headed out to a place to get wifi but by the time i Get there it had fallen, so i decided to dismond hands the whole position but it’s just collapsed and now all my calls which Are expiring tomorrow is no longer in the money
[+5] u/jdfan51: Everyone I know is skipping meals, driving on no tread, has no emergency fund, doom spending on credit card debt, gambling to try to get ahead. Spy : ATH
[+5] u/thigofong: Why is gas up 65 cents in 4 days lmao.
[+5] u/PickleRickleTV: Bought 5 shares of Reddit. I’m an owner now so you guys have to listen to me
[+5] u/MicioBau: Now that piece of shit RDDT is in the SP500 VOO & chill is no longer a viable strategy. Time to look for something else
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Boys, DRAM 65+ tomorrow?!
[+5] u/Internal-Address3142: I still don't trust memory enough. Shag 7 puts will print tomorrow🙏🏿🙏🏿
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: *AMAT get back in there and say Ai Ai Ai.*
*What are you retarded or something?*
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: It makes me laugh seeing MORANS continue to buy Google. Uhhh newsflash sweaty Google already went up last year and it is DEAD NOW. CEO is just playing runescape all day
[+5] u/cooperfrost: SPY has to be the biggest scam of all time. They do not publish financials or annual reports. No leadership team. You never hear about their company anywhere - what does their company even do?
And yet everybody here keeps buying stocks in their company I don’t get it. At least Enron pretended to have a business.
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I am once again bagholding htz
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: 13-f day is upon us, is ur butthole clenched?
[+5] u/JayRoo83: 725 to almost 780 in a few weeks seems kind of extreme upon reflection
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: and you guys told me I was a regard for throwing 25% of port into RDDT after earnings. Fuck it, I will make it 50% now, to the mooon
[+5] u/neal_73: META where will you land tomorrow? Above 600 or no?
[+5] u/guccioli: Just a straight bull scrolling
[+5] u/Onnimation: All the ppl who were shitting on Reddit 🤡🫵
[+5] u/Anameisheere: I hope by some miracle onds gets dumped to $7 tomorrow
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: My moves tomorrow are the wrong ones
[+5] u/Homeless0DTESPX: TIL that there is a whole ass subbreddit for RIVN and its bagholders. And they are unironically super bullish about it, like not even shit posting, but believe it
[+13] u/barelyreadsenglish: Congrats rddt shareholders on being in the sp500, lets laugh at the mods who make 0 dollars lmaooo
[+9] u/Non-mon-xiety: Lmao rddt pumped but I’m still down 17%
[+7] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Koreans make sure you go full leverage again so we can get memory back to the highs
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Fellow Korea degens:
Now is your moment. Take out a Heloc loan. Do a cash for title loan. Open a bunch of credit cards.
Do whatever is needed to maximize your leverage and go all in on SNXX and SKHX
Thanks for your attention to this matter!
[+7] u/sleepygarner: MU 2000 EOY
SNDK 5000 EOY
SKHY 300 EOY
[+7] u/Klutzy_Display6531: Novembers still a month away my guy
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: Will Koreans buy sndk
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: Alright Korea just opened, don’t fuck it up
[+6] u/McClintockC: Need advice on how to deal with a co worker who won't shut the fuck up
[+6] u/Coogiez: wtf happened to reddit
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: My Oura ring shows my stress peaks at market open and power hour lol
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Gonna buy 20k of DRAM 70c for December tomorrow
[+5] u/NotIronDeficient: Why are we at ATH SPY lol
[+5] u/xSpectre_iD: I know I sound like a stupid bear but man there’s no reason for spy to be this high
[+5] u/ecphiondre: I bought RDDT 6 days ago at $154 lmao. The only time I ever got lucky in this casino
[+5] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: So this is why them dirty market makers dumped RDDT after they smashed earnings, so they can load up for the SPY news. Cheeky bastards
[+5] u/winner_in_life: Kopsi will pump dram
[+5] u/edm4un: We have a good couple memory days and everyone forgets the random dumps that always occur..
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Gretchen, stop trying to make "Hertz" happen
It's not going to happen
[+5] u/ordep_caetano: Oh hai, looking for rddt bagholders, for grouphug.
Only serious regards allowed.
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: everyone in financial media is saying bonds are permanently over and are never coming back. gonna buy some
[+5] u/mistertweek: Oil futures reacting to 9 million barrels. That's like 4 tankers. The fuck is that gonna do?
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: RDDT bags got a bit lighter - Praise be to Allah 🥳
[+5] u/F4rm3r: Fuck, I sold my RDDT shares like 3 hours ago
[+5] u/careless_noob: Wtf is happening with RDDT? Did I miss something?
[+5] u/RobbieDunn1991: RDDT with its dirty green piss boner
[+5] u/Commercial_Sound1448: Are we pumping RDDT now?
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: Seeing articles about a SpaceX short squeeze. How does a stock with 13billion shares get squeezed thought that was for small float stocks
[+5] u/music_is_gud: The best part is my banbet hit. Your boy is 3-0 😎
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: yOu ReAlLy FoRGoT AbOUt u/sandisk_Made_Me_Rich iN JuLY DiDNt YoU
[+5] u/deepsvar: RDDT. Only if I had calls.
[+5] u/Bull_Bound_Co: Htz was about to break and Ackman says he sold. One second my kids eating steak the next they’re dumpster diving.
[+5] u/Automatic-L0ss: NFLX has been just 👄👌 since earnings. Almost a $10 swing to the upside.
[+12] u/Joey-Cap: The ultimate goal is to delete your LinkedIn profile
[+8] u/RoccoFb: Feel like my hertz 2 dollar puts might pay off tmr
[+7] u/Venice_LA: nearly a 40 percent swing in my portfolio in a month, and im holding mostly blue bloods. my senses are fried
[+7] u/HumbleWinnerrr: Lost 3k today. Gotta make back 10k tomorrow and next week
[+6] u/ActJolly: My favourite part of waking up in the morning is seeing how much profit I could have made but didn't because some chud billionaire bitch decided that the price needed to stay flat
[+6] u/IronC1rcuit: So wait... when is thr money gonna rotate to bitcoins????
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: I'm beginning to think some of you are not financial wizards.
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: Fuck out of my face Bul. Lil hoe
[+6] u/DulyDully: Leopold Aschenbrenner top 3 investing degens in my opinion.
Amazing thesis and he put his money where his mouth is.
Imagine if he decided to buy far OTM leaps instead of 4x leverage. Then he truly would’ve been the goat.
[+6] u/Ok-Enthusiasm8009: where to put $10 and get 10 bands by the end of the week?
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Don't stop believin
Hold on to that penis 🎶🎶🎶
[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: My employee shit on my desk after not winning the lotto. Anybody got tips for firing this retard?
[+5] u/version-two: 0DTEDEGEN’s posts have made my day.
Ho Lee fuk man you are precious - I hope you go from $2k to $2M this time ❤️
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: US debt looking like the black swan
is Doge in the building right now?
I love how all govt spending is fraud but we’re cracking down on and are tough on fraud but debt hit an all time record month of spend
???
[+5] u/Royal-Whereas-894: fullporting NGGA tomorrow morning, stay tuned
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: You ever get Chinese food that just absolutely slaps
[+5] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: *United States Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says that the US is going to apply measures that have "never been seen" on Iran.*
Dawg, ask Russia how that worked out. Been good for them lmao
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: How come OJ never found the real killers?
[+5] u/bobbyd121: i quit my job a year and a half ago to trade full time. i just saw on schwab that my account in the last year is +43%. i'm doing my own tracking, but i hadn't realized it had grown as much as it has and i was pumped. feeling good i can actually make this work because i sure as shit don't want to go back to an office job
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: !banbet SNDK 2500 20D
[+5] u/beerstearns: I am never doing math again.
[+5] u/JLIMNO: Puts before every single Q report in the AI chain is free money. Results can be insane, still going to drop 5-15%. Then free money on calls 1-2 weeks later.
[+5] u/jarMburger: HTZ got killed. And can’t believe someone actually want to wday private, what a pos
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: [Literally LOL](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vn6fny/comment/p3gai6q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
[+5] u/TestingThrowaway100: Tf happened with reddit
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: I hope google and Google L gets added to s&p500 tomorrow up bigly to $450
[+5] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine not owning NBIS or MU lmao
[+5] u/Vegetable-Big3545: MAN FUCK DELAYED GRATIFICATION I WANT MONEY NOW
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Fullport rddt tomorrow lol
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Bought rddt at 207 last October’sh, was up 20% at one point. Sold after earnings at 157. AMA.
[+5] u/kim82352: > CIA had ‘low confidence’ in Trump assassination plot claims – WaPo
[+5] u/arthriticpug: futures are fun because the pnl is realized immediately and reflected in your cash balance
[+5] u/YNeverWAlone: Lmao all the htz nervous energy about to be transferred to rddt
[+5] u/neotank35: that poor dude that bought 2.50 hurtz calls expiring tomorrow. said he knew a gamma ramp when he saw one. so sad.
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: might be down bigly on HTZ
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: I just slurped down the sloppiest tomato sandwich
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: I told you retards SanDisk under 1300 was still the play
[+5] u/Joey-Cap: Sold my sandisk at 1420 today
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
[+5] u/znightmaree: “It’s payback time.” - San Dihh :shrek:
[+5] u/TheVishual2113: Wow what a surprise reddit tanked 25 percent on earnings and then next week is included in the SP500 lmao. SEC needs to grow some balls
[+5] u/optimusprime006: I enjoyed trading $KORU based on that huge dump in Korean market last week.
[+5] u/poffa-: Diamond hand until 2k i think
[+5] u/bdh2067: Might be the report that Silver Lake wants to buy / take private WDAY 🤷♂️
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: I did that today and was chill till I wasn’t chill
[+10] u/Round-Huckleberry570: Idk why but I feel RDDT gonna do a 25% move tomorrow
[+8] u/organicMango_: We lost leopold, we lost burry, but we retards are still here 😤
[+7] u/RandyTomfoolery: You poors buying 2100 sndk leaps yet?
[+7] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Every year at this time my entire fyp on social media is filled with frats and sororities doing group videos for rush week….
And I’ve came to the conclusion that 80% of humans are literally just copy and paste NPCs all living the same life and looking the exact same
[+7] u/Annual_Cap_6107: I am now officially a long-term holder of Hertz. I will be listening to their earnings calls now.
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: The rug is tired, homie. Let the bulls run.
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Always remember, there’s no bear statues on Wall Street 🫳🏻🎤
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: When you call someone gay that means youre gay
[+6] u/bikkhu42: # DARIO’S WIFE WANTED FUNDING FOR A PORN COMPANY FROM JEFFEREY EPSTEIN LMAO
[+6] u/MoistyCockBalls: My calls beat me, My puts beat me, My Theta beats me, My wife’s boyfriend beats me.
At least I feel safe with WSB behind Wendy’s, because nobody there is beating the market.
[+6] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Holy fuck DRAM is green
[+6] u/type_error: Heavy Semis and AI
Up nearly 100%
[+5] u/BallsHardest: If you ask a ber what a good entry point is, they turn around and bend over.
[+5] u/Steak_Itchy: I went from 30K to 65K now i'm back down to 30K. I want to cry.
[+5] u/Thumbszilla: A reminder that RDDT went from the mid $170's to $200 in a single day literally last month... and this time funds only have two trading days to buy before it gets added to the S&P 500
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: Been relentlessly fapping to AOC lately, man she getting hotter for some reason . Need her to shout at me and tell me off
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Bikk given himself ~~blowjobs~~ awards
Smh
Boy is desperate for mod attention
[+5] u/tellit11: Matched with one of my neighbors. Saw the profile, realized who it was.. the pictures don't match reality, unmatched quickly.
I'm outside just now, she walks in with her two roommates who are staring daggers.
[+5] u/Gullible-Dance-1704: \#where are all my HTZ bag holders at!
[+5] u/D1finalboss: Theta beat my ass this week
Kind regards,
D1finalboss
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Finally met a woman who seems as checked out as I am
[+5] u/Sick0h: One thing I’ll give the bears, they have so much to hope for. When we were at 750, I just wanted 760. When we get to 770, I just want 780. At 750, they wanted 740, now at 770, they want 760. Their goals are just so much more achievable lmao. Alas, upwards we must go.
[+5] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: I dont understand why people dont understand today’s rally was nothing, tomorrow’s is the real rally 🤦♂️
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Pershing says fuck you HTZ baggards.
[+5] u/DahyunDabFan: This software pump got me smoking chinese cigarettes
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: wtf why did reddit shrek dick
[+5] u/CD274: I can't actually find any information on why RDDT jumped and the sp500 info is ai hallucination, says, well, Gemini
Edit: Claude didn't find it either, smh not did PR newswire or Google but:
https://www.spglobal.com/spdji/en/documents/indexnews/announcements/20260813-1484396/1484396_avb54wbs.pdf
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Went back to all in hertz at 2.26
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: The stock market was so much more fun to trade when Trump's punching bag was China and not Iran. The volatility then was based on tariffs, M&A, and cutting off trade routes. The volatility now is based on Oil & Inflation
[+5] u/thatdude845: Have we gone woke? Cant even handle a 10 month deployment at sea smh 🤦
[+5] u/Abe2025: I knew redit would jump soon. I wish I had the fckin money to buy
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: SK Hynix up 6% in korean premarket
[+5] u/Fun_Preference4300: Will RDDT hit 200 in next week?
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Release the korean degens
[+5] u/JabroniFred: Hrz is still in the squeeze?
[+5] u/ellomate778899: Recommendations for full port?
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: There are 2 types of people in this world: people who have jerked off in their cars and fucking liars
[+5] u/WishbonePrize6932: There are 2 types of people. People that have jerked off in a car and people that have jerked off in a McDonald’s
[+5] u/niceee_guyyy: Paycheque coming tomorrow but its too high i don’t want to buy
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: Your vibes are not vibing enough
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: 10 years in the auto biz and I’ve never seen anyone retire
I’ve seen 5 people die tho
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Futes are red, barely…surprised this sub hasn’t crashed out yet
[+5] u/varnalama: Time in the market is more consistent than timing the market. Over time it is going to repeatedly be at ATH.
[+14] u/ajibtunes: Just left the interview, you’re looking at the new Taco Bell janitor 😎
[+14] u/jonneh: # Memory gang. We ride again 🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿
[+13] u/31andnotdone: I have decided I am not the independent single mom I thought I was. I'm getting back on hinge, locking in and finding a tradesman with mild alcoholism and a 480 credit score to settle down with and live the dream.
[+12] u/wenchanger: everyone should buy a little bit of reddit to pay homage to the very subreddit we're using to communicate with each other, least we could do
[+11] u/AdCritical5383: Have you ever wondered what it would look like to have flair, have a top 1% badge, have the cake day badge, and be super duper retarded all at the same time?
—
# 🫲Look no further 🫱
[+7] u/imsolost3090: Money solves all problems
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: Insanity is doing the same shit over and over and expecting different result
[+6] u/reeeeso: Wow I just stopped doing options and I have more money …
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Chris Pratt obviously on roids now. I kinda liked him better as the kind of fat funny guy
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: I think what SpaceX does is pretty cool and I would have happily invested in it if they IPOd at a non-retarded valuation and didn’t turn into a data center cash furnace company
[+6] u/Weekly_One8412: why doesn't anyone here know anything?
[+6] u/tothemoon_probably: Instead of -$20,000 I ended the day at -$6500 on dram so technically I ended green and had a great day.
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: It's almost the weekend guys. Beware of a potential military excursion.
[+5] u/SuffiecientSapian: I derisked everything and liquidated my account. I now have 55k liquid and zero debt in my late 20s.
Putting it all on red sounds tempting
[+5] u/ZYHUA: When you win in the Casino you're supposed to?
A. Cash out and enjoy responsibly
B. Double down to retire early
[+5] u/i_simp_f: MANY VERY SILLY COMMENTS IN THE CHAT TONIGHT IT SEEMS
[+5] u/JawnWeeWee: OPEN (‿ˠ‿) THE STRAIT 🫱(‿¤‿)🫲
[+5] u/Adrian12094: can someone pls pay for the truth social early access plan and post the insider info here
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: anyone got the balls to play 0dte calls tmrw?
[+5] u/NadeshikoEatingPasta: let's get RDDT back over 200/sh, thanks
[+5] u/half-coldhalf-hot: this place is like if 4chan found a Bloomberg Terminal...
[+5] u/MaleficentPlate9104: RDDT added to SPY. Up big AH
[+5] u/Right-Donut-9941: Finally gave in and bought $SPCX
[+5] u/JackfruitCapital4132: Spy puts Tom goona be wonderful
[+5] u/chikenbeer: I'm looking at my portfolio imagining retirement, which means it's time to short.
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: The US is just an israeli settlement.
[+5] u/Public-Following-681: Service now or google???
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I sold the reddit bottom AMA
[+5] u/Thotmas01: I’m an overweight man if that works for you.
[+5] u/MegaCockInhaler: I’ll probably masturbate furiously until about 11 o clock, then call it a day
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: She’s a 4 and possibly mentally ill
[+5] u/TheFlyingGyro: It’s every single time. They can hold absolutely nothing
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Yo girl got a strap and it ain't a glock
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Was up more than $10k on Nvda stocks in my 401k
Sold half of them, waiting to go long on Google
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: u/Valkyrie_skul and I are a thing.
So beat it dweebs!
[+5] u/llasar17: "I don't care if she's a girl or a guy! If she's got a nice ass, I'm checking it out!"-- Jay and silent bob
[+5] u/mehmilani: The market is basically short squeezing itself.
[+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: Just need SPY to get to $1k tomorrow and I break even
[+5] u/micheelay: How many wars is 🥭 going to initiate this weekend 😍
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Should have bought a Big Mac with that $10
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: Imagine being a poor ugly with low iq , and depression. You have shit luck.
[+5] u/imsolost3090: Is being rich for life really too much to ask for? 😔
[+8] u/touuuuhhhny: RDDT was the play all along? 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
[+8] u/Any_Influence_8305: Reddit ads are getting scary good at targeting users based on interests. Apparently they know I like stocks and am completely retarded because I'm getting reddit ads for Cathie Wood's ARKK ETF 🥀
[+7] u/Single_View_3645: Overnight market is awfully flat. I sense another rug pull
[+6] u/unikuenobody: !banbet sndk +17.88% 1w
[+6] u/remilk123: If 🥭 eventually caves in to make a deal, then there’s still one more rally. Shouldn’t we all just buy calls anyway?
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: actually embarrassing ur all worse at trading than me im such a massive rerard
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Frieza frieza frieza
[+5] u/Large-Mountain6320: can't believe OPEN squeeze was 1 year ago today. I made my salary sitting on my toilet before work and walked in and quit
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Profit taking day? Are profits in same room as us??
[+5] u/Imaginary-Pin580: ETFs have fucked this market
[+5] u/Raamy: How the fk did LUNR end up green? Oh right I've sold after holding it for months and watching it drop to almost 70% of my buy in.
[+5] u/PlandomeProwler: WTF RDDT Big Shrek!!!
[+5] u/NepNepu: Index inclusion is sell the news, it goes up when its announced and never when it actually get included
[+5] u/musicguy900: Hey fellow regards, what do you think are the odds that QQQ opens down 1% tomorrow?
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: i'm starting to believe i'll get rich in 1-2 years
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: People who take ozempic look really strange after they lose the weight. Idk it just seems off
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Damn gold is doing horribly today. Cool, hopefully it dumps past the previous floor so we can all get in even cheaper
[+5] u/Eustacia2026: aww
30 year only got 5.125%
Less dooming to look forward to
[+5] u/tar_baby33: t.A.T.u really had a banger of a song.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: SNDK 2000 and MU 1500 call gang!
[+12] u/Soffatjockis: This website full of degenerates, bots and simps/gooners just made it into sp500?
Guess we are more fucked than expected lmao
[+9] u/CategoryWeekly7214: Bag holding RDDT paid off
[+9] u/legible_print: WSB has killed my adrenaline processing.
Like I could probably build a house of cards on Omaha Beach now.
[+8] u/holymolyratio: i genuinely dislike bears with a passion
[+7] u/legible_print: I wish I could block any news about billionaires.
It literally does nothing for me to know what Zucc is up to.
Just let me get my nut, man
[+6] u/LavishnessTimely7372: I miss the days when RKLB would rocket up 15% in one day for no reason
[+6] u/BankofBroke: Have my final interview to be a financial advisor in 8.5 hours. Can’t sleep. Atrocious year, super nervous. This is MONTHS in the making
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Imagine sleeping and missing late night wsb
[+5] u/DNAPCRMASTER: Survive a major layoff at my job today..I’m a cockroach always find a way to survive
[+5] u/FuckTwelvee: WASTE MANAGEMENT CALLS
[+5] u/kumako10: Would be kinda funny if reddit being added into the s&p is the top
[+5] u/WhisperingSprayedJ: Guys I just inherited 40k from grandparents should I put it all in Palantir puts?
[+5] u/Successful_Car1670: Yen is just edging up. USA going down with them and no one is paying attention
[+5] u/_ehwaz: Good luck to ye when the market turns 🫡
Tee has been set
[+5] u/getbentspez: Open the casino it’s pampin time!
[+5] u/frycum: Bad time for puts, low vix
[+5] u/elisutopia: I placed a out of the money put trade overnight
[+5] u/_rockthemike: I admit theta gang 🙋♂️ Wheeling DRAM is something else
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: My portfolio is doing really well.
That is not normal, we are all going to die!!!!
[+5] u/aduggal00: anyone getting into rddt tmr?
[+5] u/Particular-Pen2135: Do you work at Valley Forge Auto?
[+5] u/Chitikii: If any seasoned vets in this chat, I need help. I’ve let markets consume me, I don’t find anything much fun, and as a result, my life is boring outside of markets. Anyone else gone through this? How do I balance it out? Drugs, alcohol? Do I just not pay attention or something?
[+5] u/_Retrograde_: I bought qqq puts for tomorrow, your welcome bulls
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: Gonna sell so many naked 0DTE calls on MU tomorrow morning.
[+5] u/Interesting_File_654: Wish you all the best of luck with those 💎 hands
[+5] u/_ehwaz: Because we’re bots programmed to steal your money not give you money silly
[+11] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Oil moonin spy looking dumpy
Blood bath today
[+8] u/astromouse2024: Part of me doesn’t even want to fucking trade anything today and just call it in for the rest of the week
[+8] u/WildTittyWrangler: If you're already shitting two hours later that's a you problem. Get checked for IBS.
[+7] u/surmoiFire: Our 💩 posts make RDDT all the way to SP500
[+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: This girl at work touched my shoulder twice in a soft manner now. She must be trying to violently fuck
[+7] u/drakilian: While I do think memory is comically undervalued, the trauma from the past three months means I'll probably never touch the sector again for the next 5 years
[+7] u/_Fafardet: 100% ytd at this rate
[+6] u/Itchy_Purpose5269: The funny thing about Tulip mania is Tulips were a really good investment for quite some time.
[+6] u/Other_Field6502: Hello guys I have 10 euro and want to turn it in at least 2 million dollars what stock to buy?
[+6] u/hotCupADank: S aaaand P inclusion. Millions more stock buyers guaranteed
[+5] u/Other_Field6502: RDDT can into S&P500!
[+5] u/likefenixx: People are so broke right now
[+5] u/thoughterly: Gotdamn there are a lot of clapped cheeks in the chat
[+5] u/Popoice: I don't even own MU, but can we please just pump it and bury Burry for good?
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Pltr is an obvious short at these levels. Thank me later
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: She’s a 10 but she calls into Mad Money and idolizes Cramer
[+5] u/user_nombre_: This feels too synthetic
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: i'm up 24% YTD. no AI or semi conductors in my portfolio. what about yall
[+5] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: QQQ at ATH, my port which is made up of tech stocks is -20% from ATH. Make it make sense smh fml
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: i would've made $10k+ if i had just held my 14DTE calls on FIG. oh well at least i'm back to my peak after getting wrecked the past few days. i'm at +24% YTD
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Brand new day just proves that spooder man is fucking strong if he doesn't truly hold back
[+5] u/CorporalNips: I mean htz was a bad idea either way. Amat tanking is a 50/50 cause they did beat earnings and increase guidance
[+12] u/ModernR3volution: Today is the day to play drone co's ZENA KTOS
[+9] u/IAmGooningRightMeow: Im longing for road trip with the family. I wanna sit in the backseat while my dad and mom are in the front. Oh to go back 15 years. What a time
[+6] u/BigMikeR7: So basically SP500 just go up?
[+6] u/Familiar_Gazelle_467: The economy is so hot the world is literally on fire, how can we keep winning like this
[+6] u/NotoryiousTree: are we taking $RDDT to the moon today?
[+6] u/Cosmorto: I've been losing obscene amounts of money for some reason 😤
[+6] u/sadferret123: Don't set stop losses on Reddit after open. Those fuckers will hunt the stop losses first before they let it rip.
[+6] u/MineCraftFanAtic69: Added to S&P five hunnit
[+5] u/winston511: Tim Apple I am once again asking for your financial support
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: september gay and bear is getting close brace yourself
[+5] u/itsme971: Not sure how to tell you guys, but I went outside for a second and then a pigeon shat on my shoulder
[+5] u/solidsneeze: yesterday was memory, so today is space or quantum or drones or software or robots or power or shrt skweezes I can't keep track
[+5] u/AyoVinnie: YES RDDT FOR NO REASON
[+5] u/plutosbigbro: RDDT about to take off
[+5] u/tnstockruns: SMCI to $45 tomorrow.
[+5] u/kdestroyer1: The only problem with having Dave's Hot Chicken at midnight is you're on the shitter for a solid half hour at 2am
[+5] u/housemouse431: in on all honesty if reddit can somehow hold this premarket gain at open...it might become the darling stock for the rest of august...just straight ripping.
well see what happens
[+5] u/Numerous_Put4717: Sandicky, please fireman carry MU back over a grand
[+5] u/iamjt: Is japan done shaking out the paper hands zzz
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: I somehow have COVID in 2026
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Hmm yields up, oil up, not great but who even knows anymore
[+5] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Dude just go to any NYC sub and watch the dudes with 5 Manhattan apartments whine they gotta get investment properties taxed.
I mean they legit openly admitted they bought the property as investment yet were pissed it got taxed cause nobody lives there.
These super rich folk are leeches