What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 3, 2026

[+27] u/PotadoLoveGun: Gonna keep buying RDDT until I run out of money [+22] u/_rockthemike: Weekend thread was awful and this thread is also not off to a great start [+21] u/VTI4LYFE69: Reddit banned me for a week for glorifying violence against imaginary bears. I'm glad your stock price is down 40% you retarded ass company [+21] u/FartPolluter: I think the internets will be the next big thing [+20] u/Ok_Cry7572: Your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol🤔 [+19] u/Independent-Bag5875: Is MU about to pump? [+18] u/No-Magazine-4717: I’m on a cruise right now. What should I full port into tomorrow and lose everything so I can jump into the ocean and not have to pay margin [+15] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: My depression somehow disappers when I see a big green dildo. Maybe that is all what life is about. [+14] u/ImaginationOpening26: lets all take a minute and pray that our korean brothers will keep a cool head so we can carry them to the moon. [+13] u/Lazy-Insurance3062: Goon. Put $100 into a meme stock. Eat. Repeat [+13] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bears can not drive stick [+13] u/Level_Counter3062: Google pays reddit 80 million for full AI scraping access lmao wow reddit CEO is a cuck that's literally a rounding error for Google [+12] u/Ok_Cry7572: I don't even know what to do on my phone anymore, I just open and close apps [+11] u/Rupture123: 2 hours until people demand that the markets close [+11] u/Throwaway37620: Is 0.98 percent up good for weekend nasdaq [+11] u/WordsHappenedHere: Believe it or not. SPCX calls. Yes yes I know it’s overpriced garbage that should probably be trading at $50. But so is TSLA. But there are far too many retail shorts on it now. And it’s too obvious that with the lockup period expiring and earnings coming that it will dump. That would make far too much sense. We all know markets are generally retarded. *When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes* [+11] u/Rizocon1: I just want to hit a 30 bagger so I don’t have to larp anymore [+10] u/Ronniman: Adding more MUU at open! [+10] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: genuinely how do you get over a breakup [+10] u/OffTheRecord4872: I think we rip till late August, then back to hell until October. But I also know nothing. [+9] u/-Superman-Returns: Opens 1.5% and then EOD maybe flat or bit red. Its always profit taking when pre market is up [+9] u/curling_rocks: maybe canada was right to close markets monday [+9] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: Just get me NVDA at 20T bro [+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: Billionaire John Morgan declares his children must sign prenups before marriage, or they’ll only inherit $1 million a year. good dad, protect the wealth👍 [+9] u/comrade_777_alt: Koreans will revenge dump us today. 🫩 [+9] u/Few_Entertainer_5523: Less than 3 hrs till 🥭 announces an imaginary deal coming [+9] u/violet_evergarden8: Why so bullish in here. I am worried about my calls. [+8] u/cobalt4: Open the casino, I need a place to cry in [+8] u/Haikoe: If 🥭 could just dump oil prices back to 70 again, that would be great [+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: has anyone told Leopold about *options* [+8] u/Thumbszilla: The confidence here of what's going to happen tomorrow tells me all I need to know about what's really going to happen tomorrow. [+7] u/spez_eats_nazi_ass: Holding puts and listening to the cries of the unlubed [+7] u/jarMburger: Puts, always puts. Also, RDDT buys [+7] u/kal14144: My move tomorrow is bending over taking it [+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Cuck chair activated [+7] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Guys do you think we will have another 10+% correction this year if you had to guess? [+7] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: Honestly just wish this meme stock market would crash 15-20% so we could create more growth for the future. It's just Wall Street and WH colluding to bull and bear trap cyclically using the war, oil, and headlines at any moment on any day. There is no balance, just straight up or straight down, but everyone is on edge bc they know we are in a bubble and all the stats and indicators point to a correction. [+7] u/Specialist_Wear8807: The framework of an investment strategy I am devising will make me rich, the likes of riches no one has seen before. For 100K I will share it with you before I share it with anyone else. [+7] u/GaiusMarius7Times: Can some one please make fun of my nov oil calls so I can post gains later [+7] u/ReadingKing: Google calls $450 a few months out. [+7] u/LasyKuuga: I miss when WSB talked about meme stocks 😔 [+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Who stated this 9-5, Monday to Friday nonsense. Work should be 1 day a week with 6 days off [+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: I did a market order by mistake on SNDK and accidentally paid $4,700 per share. Then I tried to sell it quickly to fix my mistake, with another market order and sold it for $468 dollars. Should I sue the Koreans? [+6] u/CharmingThirdTime: MU 910 plz SK Hynix 160 plz Plz and thank u [+6] u/Emperor-_Palpatine: Scalp 0dte SPY $10 at a time [+6] u/Jerikolol: If we open green, Korea will rugpull us. If its not them, its the europoor. And, if after 14hrs we survive all this and premarket, then we will instantly drill at the cash open -2% red inexplicably as some random cuck hedge fund gets liquidated and is desperate to sell to willing buyers. So you see, no matter what happens, the only winning move is to go to the Straight of Hummus and commune with the land, become one with the Oil. [+6] u/Chive-Leu0079: Buy some oil and gold [+6] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Tomorrow I'm going to complain about how the markets are manipulated while my port bleeds out slowly [+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: This weekend MUU scalp on margin gonna print [+6] u/cantTankThisFox: Buying weekly puts for SpaceX because I don't believe in regard strength [+6] u/financiallythriving: SPY +3% tomorrow on renowned optimism over de escalation of conflict in Middle East [+6] u/Wonderful-Savings768: It's august. That means people are hot and bothered. That means fewer schemes that take mental energy. That means market will be driven more by retail and less by institutions. That means more regards. That means the market is going up slightly. Only slightly because regards have already lost most of their money, so it will rally on fumes. Then a rug pull in september. [+6] u/por_que_: The pain is far from over. That cute little pump was just exit liquidity. SPY will see 7000 shoooon. [+6] u/Knarre30: Glorious 🌮 all over again. If ee can stretch this war/peace thing over the next 2 years, SPY will hit 1000 [+6] u/Neoshinryu: Other than a dead RDDT call from a few weeks ago I'm sitting shares and cash.... few hours til market opens and I have no fucking idea how the perimeter deal is gonna shake shit. Or if it will at all. [+6] u/SpecialistB: thank you, for the concept of a framework of an understanding of a comprehensive plan of a notion of an idea of the perimeters and its parameters of a deal! [+6] u/visionarymind: Wish someone treated me this good 😤: https://www.reddit.com/r/Awww/s/ymlk26IgMF [+6] u/mirkimirk: I don’t get that Monday should moon after trumps 70th capitulation; he made his 70th apocalypse threat after market close and taco’d before market open. It averages to a nothing burger for stocks… so the only force left is me having calls, which should tank the market [+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: i have sand dick stock at 1200 hopefully earnings pumps it [+5] u/Just-Tangelo5667: Believe it or not, MU balls [+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Long shorts, and short longs. Obvious [+5] u/NerdSlamPo: RDDT mooning. probably. by tuesday. maybe. [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: BEEKEND BASDAQ UP ONE BERCENT 🫴🅱️ [+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: How do you politely decline your mother in law requesting you to permanently share your location [+5] u/xeuropa: **AstraZeneca in talks with Bristol Myers Squibb on $400 billion megadeal, FT reports** [+5] u/McClintockC: Ey-ey-ey ey-ey ey-eyyyyyyyyyyy Sexy Laaaaaady Woop woop woop woop [+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: SPCX puts free money.. Shorters only ones making money on that 💩 stock.. [+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Oil bulls in shambles. [+5] u/confusedp: I sold $90 SPCX August 7th put for $1.75 Please tell me whether this is going to cut me? I understand I am picking pennies Infront of the rolling tanks but that has been my life :) [+5] u/TreGet234: Easiest way to 3x or more your port: fullport leveraged etfs or calls on all the stuff caught in this recent selloff. It will certainly facerip rally for the next 3 or so months atleast and reach new ath. Then go full cash because a major recession is likely near. [+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: All four of the original Motley Crue band members are still alive. This gives me hope [+5] u/Icommandyou: Oil probably opens red so futures will be hella green [+27] u/Moepenmoes: Santa rally tomorrow? [+27] u/AffectionateFace5877: Can memory just breakout and make me rich im kinda bored [+25] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: Just watched The Odyssey. The idea that it was somehow “woke” and that Grok could shit out something better … wow, I can’t put into words how fucking stupid you’d have to be to think that. Anyways that’s all the DD I need, I’m going hard on long puts for SPCX and TSLA this week. [+24] u/KnownButton8327: Buy Japanese Yen (JPY) $5-10 bil [+19] u/ElderDwarf: https://preview.redd.it/ylw24tb061hh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=660b9c33ad30bdf9659fd0c2150988a911bd9d9b [+16] u/kinkyhentai69: Cant believe einstein went from inventing nukes to owning that island... [+14] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Calls over the weekend were the most obvious play since calls over the weekend last weekend. [+14] u/Brilliant_Object_847: So, gap up in 40 minutes and slow bleed until the US market opens? [+13] u/MagnoliaRoofConsult: !banbet RDDT 180 1w If you aren’t talking RDDT this week I don’t wanna talk [+13] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Sold my MU stonks on Friday. Now we go to $1400. You're all welcome [+12] u/UsefulInvestigator60: A little over an hour before my life has meaning again.. [+12] u/SearchUsual5193: Only a greedy person wants profit. A wise person just wants to make their money back. [+11] u/davidbigham: They need to open the market 24/7 . I want to gamble even at the weekend. [+10] u/MarketWatcherAddict: when do koreans open [+10] u/Independent-Eye9513: What if citadel has purposely been crashing my positions so they can buy my portfolio when I get liquidated? [+10] u/MakeResonableChoices: Open the bastards you crazy casino [+10] u/Goldpeaches32: Bears I’m going to enjoy my pizza knowing the market is opening green [+10] u/Wows_Nightly_News: > President Trump strikes deal with hallucinations of Lincoln and Elvis. [+10] u/orcassharks: Military clashes on whore moose right now [+10] u/ajibtunes: Hear me out. A gay carnival cruise through the Strait of Hormuz. [+9] u/Slightlybadpicks: You crack a joke or spread a lil misinformation and some bitch starts asking mods to ban you 😒😒 [+9] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Gunna need a few days of pump to get out of this mess [+9] u/Competitive-Water944: # I HOPE MEMORY BUL LOSE EVERYTHING [+9] u/vermilli21: Slept like a baby cause I didn’t hold any options over the weekend. Can’t trust anything these days [+9] u/GoZukkYourself: If something seems too good to be true, it probably isn't, and you should proceed without any hesitation. [+9] u/BFox1982: What kind of incel you gotta be to invest in Reddit? [+9] u/GoZukkYourself: If you trade Kospi, you risk taking physical delivery of K-pop albums. [+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I need to pay bills today, which means I am forced to open my Fidelity account to pay my Visa credit card. Which means my portfolio value is gonna blast me in the face. I haven't looked at my portfolio all month because it's been nothing but destructive. Today I have to face the fire and not gonna lie, I'm scared. [+9] u/Brilliant-Rice-5596: Someone get these beggars out of here [+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Perhaps it is time for me to become a hermit [+8] u/Bam2458: Weekends are cool, but I miss losing money. 😕 [+8] u/ManBearPig_1983: Did meta address the subcontractors in Africa being forced to watch people take dumps while wearing smart glasses for hours on end in their conference call? I bet that would’ve helped earnings. [+8] u/Paul_Robert_: The crash mini game is bugged and is going to infinity looooool [+8] u/MacDefoon: Moving over to the living room couch when I get outta bed tomorrow [+8] u/Moepenmoes: 1 hour until our first dose of high arrives [+8] u/31andnotdone: I want someone to talk to about anything other than memory options. [+8] u/GoZukkYourself: Out of all the weekends, this was one of them. [+8] u/skymagic: One hour until this world has meaning again 🙌 [+8] u/kinkyhentai69: Companies like citadel should be forced to go public and disclose everything [+8] u/AbjectProcedure3589: Bought a bunch of spy calls Friday that expire Monday , my moves are just more pure gambling [+8] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: The cow gave me the sign: MUUUUUUUU$. [+8] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: So...memory is back? [+8] u/RussianRAF: It’s gonna be so red tomorrow based off this comment section of bulls 😵‍💫 [+8] u/Able_Durian_1832: Green is confirmed. How thick is the question [+8] u/SearchUsual5193: Pre-market is always wrong. [+7] u/darkspherei: I love seeing this place bullish, it means there's hope for my puts [+7] u/Zajac19: Straight of Hormuz is so back.. Five big booms [+7] u/greyenlightenment: I had the worst week ever. First I give my money to Leopold to manage and then the rest of my money was in Coldcard [+7] u/AffectionateFace5877: Not enough fear in here. HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM FUCKED OMG PLEASE DONT DUMP I CANT TAKE THE PAINNNNNNNNN AHHHHHHHHH. There we go. [+7] u/runeface: puts over the weekend were the most obvious play since puts over the weekend last weekend [+7] u/GrandpasGravy: Shit, its way too bullish in here. [+7] u/_Netgirth: 11% chance of Hormuz opening by the end of the month and 58% of rate hike in sept (per Polymarket)… calls? [+7] u/PatyxEU: Open the Fuckin' Casino YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! [+7] u/throwtruerateme: Packing my son off to college. Got some mimosas, figured we'd make a fun day of it. After about 20 minutes my son was visibly agitated and left to go hang out with his gf. About 5 shirts have been packed and I ended up drinking the whole bottle of champagne myself [+7] u/SearchUsual5193: Idk how many rugpulls I can take anymore. [+7] u/Paul_Robert_: I wish my port would perform as well as crash rn https://preview.redd.it/lzbe6la2x0hh1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=d106cc2634782a1d7a05714dea4e0769bc6f0687 [+6] u/SignificanceLate7002: Robert F Kennedy Jr, the US health secretary, on Sunday told American parents that they should get their children vaccinated against measles, as the surge in infections has reached numbers not seen in the past 35 years. 🙀 [+6] u/KyleNoThumbs319: I ate Taco Bell during the poop lettuce outbreak. No effect [+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Im not sure what I need but im absolutely fucking bored with everything [+6] u/WITCH2FAANG: Anyone know the ticker for the Grindr Daily Bear 3X ETF? [+6] u/Moped_Thief: Looks like I’m in the poor house until RDDT announces new data licensing deals. [+6] u/Own-Hornet-6339: I hope KO(rea) doesn’t sell off. I love coke. [+6] u/No_Current3675: Went balls deep ASML KLAC LRCX last Tue & Wed. And bought more sanddick. Sold RDDT 180 bought back under 140. [+6] u/AbjectProcedure3589: Bought a bunch of spy calls Friday that expire Monday , my moves are just more pure gambling [+6] u/i_simp_f: There are too many people in this thread [+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Man fuk this leopold cuck ima start a hedge fund and outperform his shitty "situationnal awareness" [+6] u/Le_pants_de_marche: I'll save you the $100k API fee: >!Calls!< [+6] u/_Netgirth: Starting to think potus is photoshopping tweets 🧐 [+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: I HOPE ALL MEMORY BOL MAKE MONEY [+6] u/Vegetable-Big3545: Bear extinction event again ? [+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Let me predict . Futures up 1 to 2% oil down 10% on nothing but words the same words that been said for the past 6 months. [+6] u/No-Sympathy-686: What's happening in the strait of https://preview.redd.it/bnn3jjwk61hh1.png?width=1402&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb42cb6167831cc9d81e1dbfdfe7017558ed0a2e [+6] u/Vegetable-Big3545: Shorting the market tommorow ! (I'm retarded) [+6] u/SearchUsual5193: There should be a TACO restaurant named "Whore Moose" [+5] u/Thebaxxxx: 2 things ive discovered make me hard faster than anything else. A big mac 1 gallon of coffee creamer [+5] u/SpaceXBear: Damn imagine dying eating a double double at in n out. Sad. [+5] u/Effective_Put_5209: Plans for tomorrow? Dollar cost average into some index funds for the month. And come here to watch the fun. [+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: DRAM to 55, please and thank you [+5] u/BFox1982: Race walking is so wild. Let's see who can get to the finish the fastest in the slowest mode of travel possible. [+5] u/DandadanAsia: did Iran know that USA won? [+5] u/Competitive-Water944: # SMOKING BIG DOINKS IN AMISH [+5] u/Constant_Story8217: Any ber wanna have one last round of fun with each other using vigorously tongue and finger? [+5] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Get a huge bag or die trying [+5] u/Over-Young8392: either we go up or we go down, yw [+5] u/mysuruhuduga: The goal is to be rich not to look like one [+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: Is the market open yet? I ran out of things to do [+5] u/New-Length5593: FUCKED. AND I MEAN FUCKED. [+5] u/OG_L0c: The most popular food in Barcelona is tacos [+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: serious question: what is wrong with English people? [+5] u/TntFireball22: What news just came out. We just went from being super bullish to retarded levels of bearish. I think we are cooked or getting a massive V [+5] u/Orin_n: So how much money did I lose tonight - is what I ask myself anytime I open my account in the morning. I'm pleasantly surprised when the answer is none. [+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Look all I’m saying is, if I was 🥭, the way I’d show everyone that a subscription for early access posts to my posts is worthwhile is by changing the market 30 minutes after open [+5] u/IputSwitchesOnGlocks: VOOG and chill as usual [+19] u/tnguyen5057: Leopold is done, memory is back [+19] u/GainzandPumpz: 🥭 claiming there's a deal on Hormuz coming Monday while Iran simultaneously fires a missle at another ship is peak timing in this simulation [+16] u/tgff333: TRUMP: HAVE DECIDED A PUNISHMENT FOR CANADA ON WILDFIRES , BUT WON'T SAY YET [+15] u/Cav829: I am concerned at how many people are starting to treat Hyperliquid seriously. [+15] u/jerome-yellen: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW, IT'S FUCKING MOON TIME [+14] u/Objective_Back_2581: I gotta say. I’ve had some really shitty days but this place has never failed to make me feel better. Thanks you regarded degenerates. [+13] u/Phantom400: I don’t trust futes anymore waiting for actual opening [+13] u/Delicious_Put_5857: retardation in here is extra high tn [+12] u/LabyrinthLayers: Oh what do you know. There’s a deal 20 minutes before futes open 😂 [+12] u/itsnotshade: Bears only hopes are that war starts back up in full swing with Americans getting killed. Really makes you wonder what type of person could be a bear. [+11] u/WalkIndividual5122: I'm gonna get liquidated [+11] u/Happy-Champion1661: I don't need to be right 80% of the time. I just need to be right once on a 10,000x banger. $100 -> $1 million. Easy. [+11] u/jonneh: # BREAKING bers anoos [+11] u/JoeSimps123: My wife's boyfriend bought me a new ps5 game to play while they practice wrestling in the masterbedroom [+11] u/bemeandnotyou: "it would have been the biggest attack since WW2" this fat fuk delusions are getting deeper [+10] u/OhhPeeee: I'm so sick of this Iran bullshit [+10] u/gainsusmaximus: Bers still in control don't get it twisted [+10] u/drytexterfinalboss: NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN [+9] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: 🥭 went from concept of a deal, to outline of a deal to perimeter of a deal. What's next, shadow of a deal? [+9] u/TheNplus1: WTI down 8% lol the commodities traders are supposed to be the sophisticated ones [+9] u/drytexterfinalboss: Memory bols are about to be let out of their padded rooms 🥲🥀 [+9] u/crossdefaults: This is pretty wild. Man goo: there's a peace plan agreed to at the perimeter. Iran: we agreed to nothing. Oil prices: down 6 percent. [+9] u/PositiveEdge4361: How can I go 1000x leveraged on sndk [+9] u/silverfutes: Going to spend money I don’t have on a woman I don’t want cause she’s super hot and wants to fk. I’m so weak. [+9] u/Independent-Egg9086: Is the rebound in room with us? [+8] u/CPA-hole: 5 minutes until my life has meaning again [+8] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Wife and I had our biggest fight. Big D word is getting thrown around. F me [+8] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers real tough til there's a circumference of a deal [+8] u/Snowman33001: If you’re not autistic these days, you ain’t black! [+8] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: You make money by selling pootz in fear not buying them lmao. [+8] u/PompeiiSketches: The market won’t believe in the peace deal for the seventeenth time…. Surely.., [+8] u/Spiritual-Figure358: the last bear to make money, they had to make a whole movie about it 🤣😭 [+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: This is a gambling thread so fuck it. [+7] u/xInfinity962: Whoa guys breaking news another deal is being made. We pumping or dumping tomorrow [+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: whole foods somehow sold me a chunk of meat that was 95% tendon dinner ruined [+7] u/Successful-End7689: “Talking to them in the form of negotiations”… do I smell another concept of a plan? 😂 [+7] u/CalRippedken: Almost time for people to overreact to fake futes [+7] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Memory of goldfish in here. [+7] u/pacificz: Oil bulls on r/oil crying in the casino right now xD [+7] u/RealisticOkra6567: Very bullish big dump at open fake pumps [+7] u/Outside-Fee-4382: Where can i buy 1000000x leverage nebius? [+7] u/GoTitansGo: Bears deserve this. They had their time and got greedy. [+7] u/CJBlueNorther: Seriously though, do y'all think we dump this month? Or do you think we make a new ATH? This sideways shit can't keep going on. [+7] u/CEO_of_SOXL: My wife hit me with I have a job it’s watching the kids full time bs. I bit my tongue but it slipped saying being a SAHM is a luxury, you’re welcome. Big fight [+7] u/Born_Instruction4927: Wait for Koreans to ruin everything [+7] u/wmzula: If America really is low on oil, can't you just use Diddys oil stash? [+7] u/CaptainApeCommander: Green futes = Red open [+7] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Groundbreaking U.S. government study shows Viagra may be instrumental to stopping the spread of cancer." [+7] u/account-names: Had a strong drink just now. I fail to understand why the very best friend from childhood can betray right before a life-altering event. What would I do to have a drink with the pre-betrayal friend [+7] u/need20goodmen: Regards looking at hyper liquid and hyper analysing the two traders in Mexico trading Nvidia [+7] u/botswanahump: Remember i got MU calls so its gonna fucking dump into oblivion lads [+7] u/Ok-Run-8643: “Starting on day one, we will end inflation and make America affordable again, to bring down the prices of all goods.” “Thank you for your attention to this matter". [+7] u/pmotiveforce: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 52 times, I'm a bull. [+7] u/iSOBigD: Everything with record profits has crashed but quantum companies with no products, services, customers or revenue will blow up...It would only make sense with how the market works now. [+7] u/RealisticOkra6567: Inform us why with news please [+6] u/aurorasavm: Recession cancelled - we have reached the Golden Era 🥂 [+6] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: do you guys wait till the 8pm stock open or just jack off at 6pm futes [+6] u/unclefire: Need a semi rally after I didn't sell last week on that jump in MU etc. [+6] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: Gap up then blood red [+6] u/frumpydrangus: Remember how bearish it was after hours Friday? [+6] u/MrRupture: https://x.com/i/status/2084036064126378174 Mhm. 🤔 [+6] u/Either-Truth3407: what’s the point of saving yen this way? isn’t this just gonna be a temporary relief and make the debt situation even worse for the future? [+6] u/Severe-Selection-256: I wanna believe the green but I don’t… I just know it’s gonna be deep red soon [+6] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Iran attacked a ship just in time for market futures open - I don't think they are as desperate for a deal as 🥭 says [+6] u/whitepug: This shit right here is why I will never trade oil LMAO [+6] u/Murky-Gate7795: Will this week finally break the bearish tech sentiment of July? I’d like a May melt up again please [+6] u/BallsDropped: Be honest, how many of you regards have lost everything trying to trade this war? Ive been off reddit until now but I just KNOW many of you fucks watched your port go to 0 [+6] u/botswanahump: TRUMP SAID IRAN TALKS WILL RESTART TMR [+6] u/captain_casino: unreasonably large tits [+6] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: You're playing Xbox at a family party. Cringe behavior [+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 36 more hours [+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: Mango isn't gonna do anything before midterms. [+5] u/WonUpH: Guys this is a new month, now it's our turn to play south korea [+5] u/edm4un: Being a memory bull is rough these days, is it too much to ask for a few green days in a row? [+5] u/traderbusto: My 8/7 SPCX covered call has 181 IV% is that high? [+5] u/RagingBearBull: They should of live streamed the war on twitch. the US lost a huge opportunity to raise military money through twitch donations. [+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: WHY WOULD THE KOREANS DO THIS edit: my apologies the koreans are still having breakfast . Very uncouth of me [+5] u/WalkIndividual5122: Oil is almost $10 lower than Friday high holy shit [+5] u/sharkenleo: Where do people see futes this early [+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: As a perma bull it sucks to see low iq bols get so excited over Futes. Literally last sunday you guys went extinct at open [+5] u/LeDoohickey: We all have the same game plan. The question is can we pull it off before it dumps by market open [+5] u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX: ugh. It's after 6 pm EST. WHY ARENT FUTURES UPDATING ON YAHOO FINANCE! OPEN THE FUTURES CASINO YOU LAZY BASTARDS!! [+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: That’s it never holding anything over the weekend. Lost sleep and lost money [+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: If you thought this shit was going down you deserve whats happening to your port [+5] u/RagingBearBull: Well looks like War with Iran is over. But war with Canada with is just beginning! [+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Trump still has more peace deals to announce. But he will announce the big beautiful peace deal about a month prior to midterms and end it once and for all. [+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I'm over 30% in leveraged semis and memory. I'll build a golden altar to Tom Li if we can get a ripper tommorrow...that actually closes at the highs The Kospi filled that upside gap Friday. They have a real opportunity to be heroes or cowards tonight [+5] u/FuckinNewGuy_: I dont know man!! these days cant trust any stock...they all just start plummeting randomly [+5] u/1-800-YOLO: Yeah def not sold on a deal, 🇸🇦  blowing up 🇮🇶 and about to ground offense houthi, 🇮🇷  and 🇴🇲  finalizing their deal over hormussy and about to start stacking cash, 🥭man gon be pissed, usa put out reward to disrupt 🇮🇷 drone supply chain  Shit just warming up, 🇺🇦 & 🇷🇺 still abreast AF  See ya'll in purgatory 🥷🦅 Calls on suboxone & baconators [+5] u/Hellmale: SPY $751 puts, ASTS $71 puts, SOFI 13.5 calls, T $23 calls [+5] u/QTpieme: Keep the casino closed I don’t want more losses [+5] u/vandammes: Tomorrow the stock market will either go up or down. There's absolutely no way of knowing. One person will get rich. Another will probably end up going through a divorce. Again, there's no way of telling. We could all be completely fucked tomorrow. Who knows? Not me. [+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: 10 minutes until fake world peace wreak havoc on dum bers [+5] u/Slvrg: Will 🥭 be serious with peace? Or keep inside trading and make billions for his family? You experts here tell me! [+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: VIX tanking. And yet I am still very very afraid. [+5] u/CPA-hole: Deal is close talks going well [+5] u/zlordbeats: # has anyone tried the popcorn chicken bucket from kfc yet 🪣 🍿 🍗 **thank you for your attention to this matter** [+5] u/100xOrBust: Just got done contemplating whether to short or long oil futures. Came to the conclusion that both plays are regarded. [+5] u/gopoohgo: Not bad bump up from the Qs [+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: What do you see that I cannot see [+14] u/RisingSerpent222: I only feel alive when trading. [+14] u/diefy7321: Bers claim “boots on the ground" (March 2026) Bers claim “boots on the ground" (April 2026) Bers claim “boots on the ground" (May 2026) Bers claim “boots on the ground" (June 2026) Bers claim “boots on the ground" (July 2026) Bers claim “boots on the ground" (August 2026) <---- we are here [+12] u/bootsupondesk: Santa Clause rally starts tomorrow! [+12] u/Uzofugs2112: Imagine rooting for war so your put makes $250 [+11] u/zeebee098: I would genuinely rather die than start another work week tomorrow [+11] u/yourgirl696969: Korean pre market in 10 minutes. I’m taking my nightly Xanax again to prepare mentally. Fuck me for buying memory [+10] u/abroadbroadband: People really be dating their AI chatbots LAUNCH THE NUKES, IT'S OVER! [+10] u/0DTEKing: Puts on RDDT, it banned me for 3 days, [+9] u/SomePolack: Iran shooting at ships again just to ruin tomorrow’s open lmao [+9] u/Alpha_Who: MU easily 900+ tomorrow [+9] u/bootsupondesk: Every kiss begins with K [+9] u/bootsupondesk: IRAN..... IRan so far away...... [+9] u/sirkarmalots: Let’s be honest, both bulls and bears got fucked by citadel and Jane street [+8] u/YTLupo: This weekend was proof that you can literally know what will happen and retards stay retarded doing retarded shit [+8] u/OkAtmosphere7131: The interest rate for homes was 14% in the 70’s [+8] u/slimeystevebob: US forces evacuating Kuwait and Bahrain is not ominous at all [+8] u/severed02: We’ll have peace until crude is below $70 again, then 🥭 will tell his $100,000/mo subscribers that Iran is toast. [+8] u/abroadbroadband: Remember gang, your HEALTH is the real WEALTH 🫵🫶 Take care of yourselves. Eat right, exercise, and do not attempt to pass through the Strait of Hormuz right now, the situation is a little dicey [+8] u/WrexyWrex: The next big rally will be about titanium All the boomers walking around on titanium knees [+8] u/YTLupo: I swear doomers would want a nuke to go off JUST TO SAY "SEE I WAS RIGHT". YALL ARE FUCKING PATHETIC [+8] u/yourgirl696969: Jesus Korean pre market drilling hard [+8] u/CrabKates: If SPY hits $750 tomorrow I will download Grindr and let a stranger cum in my mouth. [+7] u/Money_Highlight3273: Calls on my girlfriend(Ai). [+7] u/bootsupondesk: Does you're wife know your a WSB poster? [+7] u/Vlisa: 🥭 trying to preempt the Iran: "We did not talk to the US" tweet lmao [+7] u/micheelay: Where would the world be without SANDISK? [+7] u/MalfeasantSeven: Ackshually it’s ‘parameters’ you dumbass 🤓 [+7] u/tropicalia84: # DUMB BEARS FORGETTING THAT CONCEPTS OF A DEAL THAT GOT BLOWN UP BY ACTUAL CRUISE MISSLES SENT QQQ UP $200 AND SPY UP $140 IN 2 MONTHS [+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: What the fuck is the yield curve doing [+7] u/abroadbroadband: Mmmbop Bopdubop, dubop Doobydop bop, dubop bop dubop doo 🫵 Yeah! [+7] u/2020isgreat: Trump says strait is open. Iran fires at vessel trying to pass. What did they mean by this. [+7] u/Dude_HaHa: # Bols crying that the PISS DEAL won't save their ports 🍆😭 [+7] u/zharguy: I'm a simple man, not asking for much, only for SOXL to double by EOM [+7] u/bootsupondesk: PUKE AND RALLY STRIKES AGAIN! [+7] u/RisingSerpent222: In Europe right now and they don’t even have Air conditioning. Sweating my balls off with these euro poors. [+7] u/sevyger89: Someone out there is training an LLM based on your posts right now, remember that Full port $SNAP [+7] u/v270: So are your arteries. [+6] u/Single-Adeptness-769: Truly unbelievable times we live in currently [+6] u/LeavingLasVega: Nvda open at 210 and I’m humming [+6] u/hftrobo9285: So this is what it must have felt like in those days in 1929 before it was really over… [+6] u/2020isgreat: Every dollar I lose on Oil I donate 10$ to the IRGC @ ScottBessent [+6] u/DipSniper69: Oil green before end of the day btw [+6] u/trent_upscale: Helicoptering my junk rn [+6] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: If AI companies are worried about running out of money, why don't they just get into more debt? Are they stupid? [+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: This sub got so gay on the weekends after Covid. [+6] u/abroadbroadband: If Iran really attacked a vessel after that tweet I guess he has egg on his face now 🙄 How many eggs can be on one man's face [+6] u/music_is_gud: Risked 4k to make 30 bucks 😋 Dinner money sorted out [+6] u/tropicalia84: # DON'T LOOK BEARS # THIS IS GOING TO GET MUCH MUCH WORSE ALL NIGHT LONG [+6] u/tropicalia84: Imagine screaming at your cracked phone screen for stocks to go down [+5] u/Nolpppapa: "Trump cancels planned attack on Iran, saying he reached an agreement over the ‘perimeters of a deal’" The perimeters of a fucking deal folks. We can just fuck around with this headline endless can't we? [+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Marriage ❌ Kids ❌ Dogs ❌ Video games ✅ Thanks me later. [+5] u/Swimming_Warthog_679: Ship attacked in the hormuz strait. Act surprised [+5] u/SHIBashoobadoza: We have a deal with Eastasia! We’ve always had a deal with Eastasia! [+5] u/BDObadguy: I wonder what would happen if someone paying the 100k subscription just reposts everything in here as soon as it comes up. [+5] u/music_is_gud: Bols stalling at Nasdaqistan. [+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Ber accounts are working at full capacity right now, amazing [+5] u/Eastern-Contact-2034: I held 8/5 $760 calls over the weekend am I fuckled [+5] u/buttonman1969: War is over (for the tenth time) - fill yer boots! [+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: Only a fukn bear would see a huge gap up followed by a small 0.20 drop and say haha it's fading lmao [+5] u/LawGroundbreaking176: I heard something about a black swan event that could be happening. Anyone wanna chime in on this? [+5] u/music_is_gud: All quiet on the Nasdaqistan front [+5] u/BLVCKYOTA: The Thomas Crown Affair is such a good heist movie. [+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: time to check the kospi, surely everything's going fine [+5] u/justlosinmoney: BOYS AND GIRLS IF WE GET 2% I MAKE STUPID MONEY FROM NOTHING AGAIN [+5] u/WeaknessEmergency: I hear china is about to disrupt the AI shit with free stuff a la deepseek [+5] u/bootsupondesk: US President Donald Trump says negotiations with Iran, likely via intermediaries, will begin on Monday, adding that talks with Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Qatar and Iran prompted him to call off what would have been a “massive attack” on Friday. [+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: if kospi rallies tonight they will break ath in a few weeks [+5] u/ramiN00dles: MSFT + NVDA naked calls to the balls [+5] u/Alithebest1__: Guys u think we can see rklb 100- 110 maybe a few weeks or months [+5] u/Lordblack1400: A wise man once told me - it’s not your girlfriend , just your turn [+5] u/Jealous_Bend8944: turned 1k into 17k yesterday playing BJ online and lost it all today. Do i belong here ? [+5] u/Jealous-Fix5015: Bols have you forgotten what a korean looks like? [+5] u/jmc774: Bers actually thot once again [+5] u/seabasssilea: gg bulls what was I thinking [+5] u/DipSniper69: Weekend oil is down 6% already because of the TACO [+5] u/snbgames: It really pulls the room together [+5] u/Mr_Snow___: Learn to origami a 1 dollar bill into a swan and sell it for 20. EZ. [+5] u/YTLupo: I hope he does it would bring peace to the world [+11] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: Talks with wife’s boyfriend are going great [+11] u/CamOper: War = Priced in Peace = Priced in [+11] u/LoL_Journal: # YES KOREANS SEND THIS STUPID AND MANIPULATED MARKET TO HELL TRIGGER THE DAMN LIQUIDATIONS I AM STILL HOLDING MY 3X NASDAQ SHORT DO IT!!!! [+11] u/MusingsAndMind: Bear here, don't let bullposters get to you. I'm a long-term investing bear. Time in the market shorting beats timing the market shorting. [+10] u/minecrafGoBRRRR: Pump baby pump it up we got to pump it up [+9] u/Sick0h: Memory and oil bols are the same person with a different upbringing. [+9] u/InformationSad5653: Sorry guys you got faked out it only goes up from here [+8] u/Ok_Guitar9651: You gotta be a true regard to complain about memory after it's up 500%, fries -> bag [+8] u/crony_capitalist_: “The next phase of this cycle could be characterized by accelerating growth, declining inflation, falling interest rates, and a strengthening U.S. dollar,” -Cathie Wood. She's textbook delusional. Crazy regard [+8] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Koreans spent the weekend dreaming of dumping Kospi [+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: SanDisk earnings on Wednesday is gonna be a huh-yuge [+8] u/Kind-Platform-1294: Another circuit breaker loading. [+8] u/Former_Assistant6805: I will not taunt bers, taunting bers is the call-killer [+8] u/WarmCan3034: I won’t fomo I won’t fomo I won’t [+8] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: KOSPI dumping but MU/SNDK going up overnight, mag7 is pretty green too [+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: how fucking stupid are these Koreans bro like yeah definitely sell memory, that's brilliant, it's useless and makes no money you fucking retards [+7] u/sonofalando: The AI advertising is out of control and so awful lol [+7] u/TakeThatBro: I'm starting to think that the war wasn't won on day 1 [+7] u/NiceOwner: Japanese yen is collapsing. [+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: Ber the type of fella to eat half of a KFC family meal by themselves and then return it because it was too cold [+7] u/PossumImposter2: Full porting SLV as soon as this shit opens [+7] u/MrAccountant67: Microsoft will hit $500 this week [+7] u/Normal-Act3806: Rugpull arrived early [+6] u/River_Sandhu: Weakest pump, semis got no chance of crossing the 50dma [+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Get ready for the KOSPI [+6] u/nordik1: 20 mins until the 6 remaining KOSPI traders liquidate [+6] u/EnginrA: Just love her! Why can’t you love her? She needs to be loved! [+6] u/trumpdiego: As a ber, presently reading don’t jump books as I’ve been taco’d for the 99th time in two years [+6] u/0201037464793921170: Don’t tell me the fucking KOSPI is dumping again. [+6] u/bidahtibull: Trump threatens to blow up Iranian oil infrastructure - price rises. Trump Tacos back to the default position of bombing - price lowers beyond pre-threat price. Makes sense. [+6] u/AshamedImagination50: Yall saying its gonna pump/rug when its literally moved 0.5%. God yall need hobbies [+6] u/ercanbas: Spy to $600 end of year [+6] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: This is kinda lookin dumpy boys. I might exit the first thing tomorrow morning [+6] u/juliakeiroz: by "intervention" they mean the prez putting a limit on those overleveraged gambling degens before they crash Samsung/Hynix -99% [+5] u/MicronCEO: If you aren’t 25 with a 987 dollar portfolio and a Costco pizza in the fridge you need to catch up bad. Also comparison is thief of joy it took me years [+5] u/warvold7: Market gonna dump hard and I'm scared [+5] u/BentoMan: Iran and Hormuz problem solved for the 30th time [+5] u/PurpleKush69420: Reminder to slack off at work tomorrow. [+5] u/kemar7856: Oil touched 70s how can we not be green tomorrow [+5] u/backcountryJ: Big green tomorrow? Seems like it [+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Believe it or not, balls [+5] u/sonofalando: 15 minutes til ber blows rape whistle 👀 [+5] u/jraiv420: Please no Bill KOSPI tonight🙏😭 [+5] u/vish_NZ: All yall complaining about the Kospi forget it follows the US so it needs to trade at open to reflect Friday's movements. [+5] u/Neemzeh: Imagine opening 4% down lmao. Bill Kospi so fucking ass [+5] u/Lelwrektnub: What is this a pump for ants? Seems like it’ll fade into open [+5] u/CamOper: Weakest TACO pump ever. Red by open. [+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: If we get back to ATH level this week, bears back in hiding for another year [+5] u/sonofalando: Korean great financial crisis is real. [+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: I respect smart bols. But the tard bols are the worst species out there. Specially those celebrating the 30th fake deal with Iran announced by 🥭. [+5] u/Ervii: surely they wont rug this at open [+5] u/I_work_too_much: Koreans and instantaneous power dumping name a more iconic duo. [+5] u/NoLies298: ber are so fukked tommorow [+5] u/enc-nyc: Kospi at -4.5% is pretty much flat [+5] u/Isaythereisa-chance: I need Apple to bounce to 315 [+5] u/unhappyreach_: >Greta Thunberg was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), and selective mutism when she was around 11 years old They let a artistic girl dictate energy policy for years [+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: I have seen this "peace deal pump futes pre-market" slowly fading into "dump the TACO pump liquidity" open before. [+5] u/austincathelp: Thought we told leopold no more leverage [+5] u/Evander85: This sub is always better when we are dumping so [+5] u/claytondpark: I just venmo'd Leopold $200 since he asked for new investors. [+5] u/TastyPeach916: if NVDA dip below 198 buy weekly call [+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: In Prague They have a spa here where you bath in a tub of beer 🍺 while drinking beer 🍺 God bless Czechians [+5] u/WildTittyWrangler: That shit transfers to every other aspect of her life. Don't fucking do it, I know the pain. [+5] u/Uglyfatnastybastard: !banbet NVDA 202.5c 8/3 [+5] u/ten7four: Bagholding prayer circle [+5] u/hylian_prince: Translation: buy my bags [+5] u/PrettyInvestigator90: Don't need you to, I got an official #bagholder carabiner hook from RDDT [+5] u/BabypintoJuniorLube: Ruger LCP and a dual tummy tuck/ waist holster. You're too old to fight. [+5] u/CD274: Broadcom earnings was the semi top 🤔 [+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Folks looking at old futures & jumping to conclusions.... [+5] u/dumbfemboiwhor: There is a Hungarian saying; "The jar of shit got on the shelf and now it thinks it's jam" and that's how I feel when I call myself an investor [+5] u/TinkTonk101: You don't get it, it's the bottom because he sold [+5] u/_Clit-Commander_: Are we fucking back? [+5] u/Affectionate-Tart891: Mama's little hedge fund manager [+5] u/69peterpumpkineater: Korean forums are warning kospi blood red day bc of their pres talking about gov intervention [+5] u/Microtom_: When the 2008 crash happened, the spx bottom was at 666, because that number has meme value. Well, now spx will reach 9000, and that will be the top of the AI bubble crashing. That's because 9000 has meme value (it's over 9000). It's all so evident. [+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Peace deals died in the 70’s. [+5] u/No_Stand5622: War will end tomorrow 09:29 EST [+5] u/niwmo: If you're so sure, buy PUTS! [+5] u/MyNameIsntSharon: dont worry there will be a reverse split in no time [+5] u/Moxisxsx: I WILL BE PUMPING UP THE MARKETS TOMORROW, BUY CALLS THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE [+5] u/smellyfingernail: nvidia plunging on hyperliquid while everything else is way up for some reason [+20] u/superhappykid: The amount of people that don't understand that Korea follows US (From Friday) and are blaming Kospi for dumping today should give you an indication of how regarded they are. Block those guys cause they'll give you advice one day and make you lost 50% of your portfolio. [+14] u/Samjabr: Futures rally because ceasefire #28 looks legit... 🤡 [+13] u/wateerrrr: Bruhhh, I read the comments here with people celebrating and then I go look at markets… You people are insane, making it look like shit is insanely up. Go outside, get away from the computer till markets open. Everyone knows futures don’t mean anything. I have calls too btw. [+11] u/Useful_Buffalo3062: Might fuck around and not do shit [+10] u/Due-Information-6277: Korea ruined everything. [+9] u/Midget_Molester10: july is historically a month in the stock market. [+9] u/looool_k_libtard: Should I cancel my carnival cruise through the strait of Hormuz or just go for it. I needed a vacation to a beautiful getaway country. [+9] u/prince_charming8: Getting no swipes on Tinder im gonna try Grindr instead [+9] u/likefenixx: Yen carry trade on action. -5% spy tomorrow [+8] u/Energy_Bol: Was 👌 close to pulling the trigger on a couple SPY puts to hold over the weekend since SPY pulled off a 1.5% on Thursday and nearly 1% on Friday. Thank god I didn’t because mango man said fuck your puts, it’s TACO Saturday. [+8] u/Moist-Guava-732: you are all going to have a suprise pikachu face when these gains get erased and more at the opening bell [+8] u/soybean_lawyer69: bro taco’d too close to the sun [+8] u/eyerollingsex: “We had an attack that would have been the biggest attack since WORLD WAR II” Bro that could mean a lot of things, it could mean a nuke [+8] u/ValueOfADollar: It's impressive how quickly I've evaporated each of my paychecks for the last year on this dumbass market [+8] u/Noble_Bastard: Just remember kids. August is Green History Month. [+8] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: These comments are wild [+7] u/sabatiel180: 😂🫵🏽🤡 To the guy who bought my SNDK puts. [+7] u/No-Most2405: Mag3 AMZN GOOG MSFT [+7] u/Opposite-Link: Feels like tomorrow is going to be the start of a great week [+7] u/HayflickLimiter: Jersey Mike’s IPO gonna save the market and end the war. [+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Now let's pump 4 weeks straight on fake deal then dump again rinse n repeat [+6] u/sweeer987: My move is to turn off all my alerts and ignore the market for a while. lol. I’ve got plenty of heavy bags. [+6] u/Straight_Ad_87: I care about nothing other than GOOGL going +10% again tomorrow [+6] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Can someone arrest trump seriously, all this market manipulation with Oil is not okay… should not be accepted!! Its clearly a crime!! [+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: The drop over the last month in semis was a macro manipulation... they gave us a golden buying opportunity. Should thank citadel for once. Word got out Leopolds fund was overleveraged & under stress. Lotta large funds shorted their shit - knowing they'd have to sell if price went low enough. The shorting + flash sales across the board (tens of billions in shorts) pushed the prices low enough that Leopold was forced to sell. They fully liquidated their $40b fund last weds (worth \~$10b at the sale time) - the bottom. Shorts closed (for a profit) and it caused the massive pump we saw on thurs. We're on the way back up... the overleveraged whales got slaughtered. Lotta ER's coming up - and with hyperscalers reaching profitability on their AI investments AND expanding capacity, expect only up. TLDR: Only up this week sers 👍. Positions: very long SOXL [+6] u/yoursupportivedad: US Reserve and Bank of Japan attacking the fuck outta the yen rn [+6] u/Noble_Bastard: Seems like we're going to have a lot of green tomorrow. Sorry bers, all your weekend FUD proved useless as usual. [+6] u/Noble_Bastard: Bers are like Katie Perry in a water bottle getting further and further away from gains. [+6] u/GeneralWartHogWash: There goes my PUTs and my last $2000 [+6] u/silence2087: This shit is dumping so hard premarket [+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Open green + sustained upsies all day tomorrow. Pour one out for the bers [+6] u/papichuloya: Futes greener than patch of grass in april [+6] u/thatdude845: Oil isn’t real. Grow up if you think otherwise [+6] u/cloudsofgrey: Just a small 35% bump for MU and I won't ask for anything again until next week [+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is bullish. [+5] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Everyday, a new trader is watching their account be reduced to smithereens from one bad bet. [+5] u/pingoo26: 2 things are certain in life , death and Kospi dumping [+5] u/Fact-Resident: Kinda crazy that AMZN’s going to run 100% in 2026 like GOOG in 2025. [+5] u/BaronOfIce: MSFT probably will continue to pump, clear it was way oversold [+5] u/wenchanger: Kospi and Koxia (japan) dumping? [+5] u/rocier: Had to take a break from my busy social life and constant sex with women to come in here and say: ahem lul bers [+5] u/Noble_Bastard: LMAO. Bers going around downvoting dumb bols. [+5] u/CharlesElwoodYeager: Arab markets up big. Gonna make like punk rock and open on a green day [+5] u/No-Most2405: Am I regarded to full port on margin shares of NVDA until earnings for the run up [+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Your puts are fukt lol [+5] u/Jnxx21: Kospi on the road again [+5] u/LaserGuy626: Yen carry trade unwind. Here we go! [+5] u/PixelPhoenixForce: kospi circuit breaker when [+5] u/TwitchScrubing: Super curious how the ai trade is gonna go tomorrow, it still feels completely oversold for now. [+5] u/Main_Jellyfish1291: RDDT oversold correction and a +10% day tomorrow? [+5] u/teru91: wtf.. Ken fucking griffin just wrecked leo like a wrecking ball and now his port would have doubled.. It’s going to be green week next week [+5] u/donefukupped: The market is being prop up by mango's grifting, once he croaks or out of office, this thing will crash so hard [+5] u/GeneralWartHogWash: Should we start August red as is the tradition? [+5] u/Czyzzle: Pretty sure this whole AI thing will blow over by Christmas [+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I’m feeling way too horny lately Could mean calls [+5] u/SchizoTrader: Short 10 mes because im a degenerate. Eurotards better not drive the price up. Waiting for the big man to wake up and start talking shit on Twitter [+5] u/Stealthless: Memory pump is laughable [+5] u/AZUCSGrower: Is buying way out of the money unrealistic cheap calls on sndk a thing? [+5] u/Jazzlike-Check9040: how are you seeing it? market isnt even open [+5] u/ResultAfraid8340: Apple 310 tomorrow please [+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Probably pump in PM dump hard and then end up .4% green [+5] u/calvin_tam: Kospi is actually up on my end lol, where are u guys checking your futes [+5] u/DoctorMario1000: Stock market has been sucking lately tbh :kekh: [+5] u/Samjabr: False, it's Bibimbap [+11] u/GuwopGOAT: The question is when are we getting a memory rally [+11] u/zuziannka: Just down to 6k YTD hopefully to recover soon 🤞 [+11] u/New_Competition_410: Juuuust gonna assume it’ll dump at open [+10] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: MU +2% wow we are so back [+10] u/No-Reception-3324: Low key so excited for spcx earnings, its prolly just all pictures of cool rockets and shiii, no actually data just sickkkk piccs [+10] u/Traditional-Storm645: We are about to lose a generation of Korean men [+8] u/imsolost3090: If circuit breaker gets triggered I cum [+8] u/GoonSquadCommand: Since ze war began 🥭’s record on Iran: 39 times he’s claimed the peace deal is close 9 times he’s called them sick, lying, scum 7 times he’s gone full Taco on air strikes 5 times he’s demanded the Strait be fully reopened 5 times he’s claimed the US will control the Strait 4 times he’s claimed it’s fully open 4 times he’s praised their negotiating skills And 2 times he’s praised them as smart and loving Round and round 🥭 goes where he stops… we all fucking know 🤡 [+8] u/ole_lickadick: Pretty penis gang rise up [+8] u/BriackYOLO: What is going on tonight with this Sub? Is it a full moon out ? [+8] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: RIP iShitBloodandShitCum. You were as real as they came. [+8] u/JohanLiebert92: say your prayers bitch bers, August belongs to us bols [+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bears downvoting every bol because they’re retarded [+7] u/DrummerReady585: market dont give a fk about a ceasefire lol [+7] u/LarsTarkas: Corn dying not a good sign. I smell fuckery price action tomorrow [+7] u/WorldlyWar2143: fuck the market, how we feeling about The Odyssey [+7] u/killainvest: What exactly is memory? [+7] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Markets are actually pretending like it’s open 😂 [+7] u/RegularStudy9524: Aw man a bit concern for Bol celebrating fake futes [+7] u/Full_Inflation3114: I've learnt the hard way to always trust the kospi [+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: He's charging $100k for this tweet API, you bet he's gonna tweet 500x this week. [+7] u/ole_lickadick: You can run on for a long time, run on for a long time, run on for a long time [+7] u/bruhhzilla: Gemini just told me the average user on this sub would know more about stocks than 98.5% of the general pop imagine the rest of the world if this is the creme de la creme lool [+7] u/AlwaysBuyCalls: Because it’s all put on a credit card [+7] u/hotdidggity: Somebody get these beggars out of here [+6] u/Poland_Spring10: I can’t wait to go balls deep in sandisk or nbis [+6] u/KittyLover-7: Msft within 80 dollars of ATH lol [+6] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: Watched The Count of Monte Cristo and it was awesome. [+6] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Nothing matters till that morning bell, good night. [+6] u/drakilian: I'm so glad Situational Retardedness is dead Software and Semis can finally go up together again because the greatest mouthbreathing fuckwit in the universe isn't doubling down shorts against software stocks to bet on Semis literally every single day [+6] u/Necessary_Relief_126: kospi is holding, we might actually pump memory if it doesn't hit a circuit breaker [+6] u/DebtOk4461: Going cash while this market crashes. I'm pulling all of my $12 out. Good luck [+6] u/Ok_Ant780: Green overnight mean red open [+6] u/HoneyInteresting220: My farts could kill a small African child [+6] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: I have a put contract on MSFT, seems like that is fucked [+6] u/KittyLover-7: Is it NVDA earnings rotation time [+6] u/ReserveDrunkDriver: I met A-Rod this weekend. He told me he is down like $200M on this pullback. \*NOTE: we were sitting in the rain with the rest of the poors @ Wrigley on Friday, so just remember kids, there is always someone making more money and losing more money than you; We all get rained on the same [+6] u/staburself321: My puts can’t bleed out all week if I don’t buy Monday morning [+6] u/Bad_Driver69: Breaking: Leopold says "I didn't hear no bell" [+6] u/killainvest: Don’t let her big period panties distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system. [+6] u/ole_lickadick: My dog sitting next to me praying I drop my food, fucking asshole [+5] u/ole_lickadick: Remember, if you find yourself living a decent life, it could still be a lot better [+5] u/DesignerSea494: I learned something today: If you want to say, “My daughter is showing a lamb at the fair this year, you should stop by.” Just say that. If you instead say, “Hit me up if you go to the fair, I’ll be in the sheep barn the whole week...” People take it differently. [+5] u/CurveAhead69: Marriage with another gaming nerd ✅✅✅. Edit: thank you anonymous, may your gamer partner like the same games you do. [+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Redditors claiming to be geniuses predicting a TACO... IT HAPPENS ALMOST EVERY DAY, BRO [+5] u/BakasanaB: Koreans don't like to party, we get it now. [+5] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: Ok so memory is getting Kospied [+5] u/bigfan49: Who would’ve guessed Microsoft saved my portfolio [+5] u/niceee_guyyy: Nvda $210 at close tmr [+5] u/ApprehensivePop5159: When I see an unusual amount of shitposts I buy puts. To many people is making money [+5] u/lawschoolthrowaway36: AAOI up 3.20% MRVL up 2.83%% INTC up 2.44% DELL up 2.03% PENG up 2.53% MU up 2.22% ARM up 1.86% LITE up 1.91% Notice anything? AAOI poised to outperform other AI/semi/photonics stocks regardless of macro. NBIS also clearly about to rip this week. They will manipulate market and make many of these plunge before markets open tomorrow. They will rip by noon tomorrow, probably more like 10 am [+5] u/PureSpecialistROTMG: shorting bitcoin is free money, this shit going to zero [+5] u/Mental-Revenue-4213: KFC gave me food poisoning 😔 [+5] u/Remarkable-Fox-1429: Oil down 10% market goes Bamboozled [+5] u/Shoddy_Performer_548: SoFi looking primed for a post earnings bounce [+5] u/Proof-View5073: Currently getting smoked out due to the forest fires in Washington,Idaho, Oregon and Montana. Devils Tower was closed due to fire and Glacier is getting so bad we are leaving south. Maybe Utah will be nice. [+5] u/Good_Application6245: who remembers tosh.o [+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: This stock did a reverse stock split and I’m scared [+5] u/Butteredscotch: Just a small +10% gap up for meta tomorrow and I'll never ask for anything again until Tuesday [+5] u/dbd209: As a 31yr old man who is engaged and still down to go out and get fucked up, it is such a joke how fucking boring everyone has become. Nobody ever wants to do shit. Nobody wants to go to a bar and have a boys night. Sometimes I consider myself so lucky for having a partner, because how people get after age 25 is so sad. This generation ages themselves like no else. [+5] u/Reply_Stunning: U.S is printing money into japan, printing dollar, printing oil, printing into oil shorts, printing into bonds, printing into futures, printing into taxes, printing into printer's interest, printing for young american children's new investment accounts, printing into student loans, printing into global starvation, printing into quantum research and bitcoin, printing into oil reserves, printing into your ass ... on and on [+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Mark Fuckerberg you have unlocked idiot achievement [+21] u/GoProVI: Let’s all have a great week this week. Good luck to all. Let’s hope mango keeps his mouth shut [+17] u/Clubpenguin8888: Thank god july is over, what happened to my portfolio in july would be considered a war crime in most countries [+10] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I wish jpow was my dad [+10] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: 🍊 won a war and a golf tournament in the same weekend. SPY to 800. [+9] u/WocketWaccoon: I’m now a certified “community member” of RDDT [+9] u/KevinWarshNudes: I’m going to be up so much tomorrow might be able to fill the tank [+7] u/corp_carrot: You probably wouldn’t have been able to write out this sentence, though [+6] u/giraffe_wrassler: Me when the market is closed “there’s no point to playing tomorrow. Sit out and I won’t have to lose anything” Me at 9:29 am “well couldn’t hurt to see what calls are about to go for” [+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: The 🌮 s are losing power [+6] u/GneissFrog: i feel bad for anyone so desperate for attention that they resort to using extra large fonts in this thread [+6] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Listen up, you beautiful degens. The U.S. and Japanese governments are aggressively teaming up to nuke the USD/JPY currency pair, and your stock portfolio might be collateral damage this Monday. Do not mistake overnight green futures for safety. US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Japan's Satsuki Katayama literally just threatened further aggressive joint interventions to crush the dollar against the yen. Hedge funds are currently sitting on massive, ticking-time-bomb short positions on the Yen that face an immediate squeeze. If the USD/JPY currency pair breaks below 156 during US hours, the liquidity drain begins. Load up on 0DTE NVDA or TQQQ Puts the exact second the S&P 500 breaks its morning highs, catching the hedge fund forced-liquidation waterfall.... 😆 Fuk like always [+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Lost all my money on memory calls this month and now I can't pay for the subscription for my AI girlfriend. It's ironic [+6] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: META flying back to $650 within 2 weeks [+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: Have you actually looked at stock prices from 1995 to 2008 or nah? [+5] u/Emergency-Half-3122: I think the White House figured out 90 percent of the market is just algos who have no nuance [+5] u/JackORoses: Look her straight in the eye and say: no [+5] u/ifinallycavedin: Even SPCX is green, I'm getting worried. [+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Who even uses Reddit anyway [+5] u/youbenchbro: Oil calls in the morning if this holds. Month out EXP, sell on the next spike. Buy puts. Infinite money glitch. [+5] u/iamjt: Futures Price action is fucking shit for a taco day [+5] u/CapDris116: Energy prices have gone up 3x the rate of inflation. Housing has risen 2x. Food has risen faster than inflation. Education has risen faster than inflation. How are we calculating inflation ?????? [+5] u/EquivalentFormal8244: What are the chances I don’t feel like a total regard for picking up a put on Friday [+5] u/kdestroyer1: Where's the pinned earnings post for this week? [+5] u/GneissFrog: even though SOXL is up, relatively speaking, semis are lagging compared to how much other sectors have gapped up [+5] u/noobletato: About time we decouple from these paper handed kospi boys [+5] u/GneissFrog: matchmakers should target SPCX bagholders and MSTR bagholders. seem like highly compatible couples [+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: # Current Futures Levels [Investing.com](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=3f404e798caa814505f39dc3c56e69897b70c1f60a03df4723e5bc40fdf93925JmltdHM9MTc4NTYyODgwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=202f7691-4acf-6f61-0d88-61fe4b546e57&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaW52ZXN0aW5nLmNvbS9pbmRpY2VzL2luZGljZXMtZnV0dXJlcw&ntb=1) * **Dow Jones Industrial Average (Sep 26)**: 52,635.00 (+255.00, +0.49%) * **S&P 500 (Sep 26)**: 7,519.25 (+46.75, +0.63%) * **Nasdaq‑100 (Sep 26)**: 28,404.25 (+166.50, +0.59%) * **Russell 2000 (Sep 26)**: 2,938.00 (−16.30, −0.55%) # Market Context [CNBC**+1**](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=b69ff1cd49dfdf8caa0c61b3c4ee4e2c20dc30d2161992ee3fd2b7b3b5f3a973JmltdHM9MTc4NTYyODgwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=202f7691-4acf-6f61-0d88-61fe4b546e57&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuY25iYy5jb20vMjAyNi8wOC8wMi9zdG9jay1tYXJrZXQtdG9kYXktbGl2ZS11cGRhdGVzLmh0bWw&ntb=1) U.S. equity futures are advancing ahead of key economic data and earnings releases. Investors are awaiting the **July jobs report** and a busy week of corporate earnings, including McDonald’s, Kraft Heinz, Costco, Walt Disney, Palantir, and semiconductor giant AMD [CNBC](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=b69ff1cd49dfdf8caa0c61b3c4ee4e2c20dc30d2161992ee3fd2b7b3b5f3a973JmltdHM9MTc4NTYyODgwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=202f7691-4acf-6f61-0d88-61fe4b546e57&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuY25iYy5jb20vMjAyNi8wOC8wMi9zdG9jay1tYXJrZXQtdG9kYXktbGl2ZS11cGRhdGVzLmh0bWw&ntb=1). The rally is supported by optimism over economic resilience, but analysts note caution: Big Tech earnings were solid, yet investors are wary of sustained AI‑related capital spending without clear earnings growth [CNBC](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=b69ff1cd49dfdf8caa0c61b3c4ee4e2c20dc30d2161992ee3fd2b7b3b5f3a973JmltdHM9MTc4NTYyODgwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=202f7691-4acf-6f61-0d88-61fe4b546e57&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuY25iYy5jb20vMjAyNi8wOC8wMi9zdG9jay1tYXJrZXQtdG9kYXktbGl2ZS11cGRhdGVzLmh0bWw&ntb=1). # Global & Commodity Snapshot [Investing.com](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=3f404e798caa814505f39dc3c56e69897b70c1f60a03df4723e5bc40fdf93925JmltdHM9MTc4NTYyODgwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=202f7691-4acf-6f61-0d88-61fe4b546e57&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaW52ZXN0aW5nLmNvbS9pbmRpY2VzL2luZGljZXMtZnV0dXJlcw&ntb=1) * **Euro Stoxx 50**: +0.31% * **FTSE 100**: +0.28% * **Nikkei 225**: +0.41% * **Gold futures**: flat * **WTI crude oil**: −6.70% * **Brent crude oil**: +1.22% [+5] u/hv876: Things market likes: peace and pump. [+5] u/hermeskino715: Go back under 6000 Ks. You deserve it [+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 30 year bonds are 5.27 market is bullish lmao [+5] u/Snoo_4496: 100% they will open; it ain’t weekend [+5] u/MarginCalledMom: We all gonna hate ourselves and say it was so obvious for not buying MU at these levels lmao [+5] u/Gullible_Ad3785: It's sad when a Korean bro loses his leverage. [+5] u/Abe2025: Mods please ban idiots mentioning korea and kospi [+5] u/Diguojigood: So, is the market biting the taco or not this time? Going to hedge my calls, breaking even is fine. It was stupid of me to buy those calls Friday afternoon. [+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: I just want to see what happens if the bond yield keeps going up and the strait never opens [+5] u/dudermagee: Yep sold msft too early. Oh well. [+13] u/XstraCrispy: Go to sleep people just remember memory stocks opened up 7.5% Friday just to drop 12.5% in 30 minutes none of this matter buts also SNDK 1600 EOW book it [+12] u/Valkorion335786: Just ate some chicken from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn [+10] u/quigzzy: I am from the future. Iran peace deal falls through again that is all [+9] u/lebronkahn: Everyone saying berfuk makes me nervous. What if we bulls instead get fuq [+9] u/version-two: They didn’t panic sell shit bro, they got margin called [+8] u/hioman01: AMZN 0dte 300c at open? [+8] u/_IsNull: Only 5% dip for KOSPI. Noobs. [+8] u/LarryStink: Leopold was Bear Stearns, OpenAi is Lehmans. 1 down 1 to go. [+8] u/xironically23: Just made 10$ on a overnight spx call 😎 White Castle sliders on me [+7] u/qx2: You heard 🥭, we need that fake Monday phump to rug it on taco Tuesday [+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: So, how many of us got wiped out with last week’s movement and waiting for next paycheck to gamble more? [+6] u/onDetop: if GUH guy played his aapl puts for earnings last week he wouldve been a millionaire [+6] u/Valkorion335786: You want more trains in the US because it's eco-friendly and lowers the demand for personal forms of transportation that are wasteful. I want more trains because chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo. We are not the same. [+6] u/OldWonder5865: AMD and SpaceX earnings on the same day? Give me all the puts please [+6] u/kumako10: At Disneyland with my family and all I can think about is looking at futes [+6] u/AccomplishedLie4663: hello, i think i might sit out tomorrow of the game [+6] u/Infamous_Protection3: Your out of your mind [+6] u/Ok-Parfait-9856: The same chance that there’s more than one pair of Nike slides by your sisters door [+5] u/liftacules: How come the Koreans aren’t pumping J Mikes? I thought we had a deal. Cold cuts to the moon. [+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: Lost it all on crash. Oy vey [+5] u/FreshMix4305: RDDT monthlies looking juicy [+5] u/a7sthetic: Holy shit this format is awesome [+5] u/No_Economist3815: Fresh ber cope is on the menu boys. [+5] u/Full_Cash6140: Yes. It's a thing stupid people do. [+5] u/Responsible-Base393: Bet on the US wtf are you thinking. [+5] u/aftherith: Going well talks are *yoda voice [+5] u/UnitedCup1814: You mean the black guys in the gym [+5] u/Jay3377: It's a true bol era if KOSPI can stay green today [+5] u/420-Investor: Amazon just beat earnings by over 200% [+5] u/Relative-Event4259: God I hope this pump stays so I can load up on puts. Iran yeeting a ship and the US intervening for the Yen should surely nuke the carry trade and then tech stocks. Yields are gonna rip to the moon with oil. Guess this is what happens when you have morons at the helm [+5] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine thinking AI = ChatGPT [+22] u/shagazelle: I genuinely don't understand why anyone would go to the casino and gamble when options exist. [+16] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: “Japan’s been very good to us, with the exception, of course, of Pearl Harbor” — 🌮 [+15] u/IndividualNo7155: Wow what a rough weekend! 4 peace deals and 5 wars within 2 days [+12] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Kospi just nose dived, per usual, closing hour [+10] u/kant12: Bers may want to hibernate this month [+9] u/SAnderson1986: Who got puts on Friday? Show yourselves bears [+9] u/chainerection: Time to shave my pussy and lock in some gains. [+8] u/t0nald_dump: One human sperm can store 40mb of data and one ejaculation 1600 TB, how can I buy calls on this and short sand disk? [+8] u/Juliusmobile: The boys are back in town. [+7] u/luka_b412: Futures looking nicely green [+7] u/Em-G: Open the casinos I’m itching for a dopamine rush [+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: Aaaand 🌽 lost its fake iran deal pump, next up the entire market at about 4 minutes after open [+7] u/thrillho145: Why do markets react to Trump anymore? [+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: PEACE CANDLES IMMINENT [+6] u/No-Lettuce3564: Wish 2, I’m coming for your grandpa [+6] u/SpyBagholder: I fucking love dark souls 2 [+6] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Sell everything. Invest in Pokemon cards [+6] u/aa73gc: This shit is going to be red in a few hours [+6] u/arothen: Kospi - 5.5%, premarket pump +0.8% on hormuz cope, treasuries around 5%... Just don't be someone's exit liquidity this week guys. [+5] u/falling_knives: Our AI went rogue, opened a Robinhood account, and made over $100 million in just a few days. We're closing down access and will use it to get stupid rich and rub it in Elon's dumb face. [+5] u/arthriticpug: made it to the top 5 in the casino leaderboard! [+5] u/bearhunter429: #It's always green o'clock somewhere LMAO🤌 [+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: And we are back to pumping [+5] u/kenathen: spy future pumping to ath [+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: These futures are more of a joke than his alleged 70 score golf game [+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: ~~coward~~ cash gang 😎 [+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: Of course it makes sense for the biggest WSB meme stock to eventually be RDDT right? [+15] u/Evazzion: So futures ripping because Trump says the same thing every week? 🤣 [+12] u/bye_stander: Bulls are going to be insufferable tomorrow [+12] u/teh_herper: # Just when you think we've reached the bottom, you find out there's a thousand more MFs on 25x leverage getting margin called. [+12] u/1k-to-1Mil: Used to be an europoor but now im europoorer [+12] u/Relative-Parfait-385: If you guys think about it, Grindr will forever be bullish because the gey bears can't be so bearish on their own gey app right ? [+11] u/hellochickpeas: I love how half of these comments are just people randomly posting about their life. Reminds me of the good old beginning days of social media [+10] u/SoldToOpen: Why did I stay up so late. I hate myself [+10] u/Miserable_Mine_4189: as foretold by Nolan. The Kospi follows the US, which follows Kospi which follows DRAM which follows the US which follows Kospi. mind blowing really. inception level [+9] u/ZaraBloom418: I’ve had epilepsy for 10 years now, seizure free, but 4 weeks ago I had huge scare while driving. My auras for a seizure were going crazy and I pulled to the emergency lane and unlocked my doors. I had no clue what to do. I regained composure and made it to work. I got prescribed a benzo to take in emergencies like that [+9] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Wsb is pumping grinder it seems. No homo calls? [+9] u/GandalfSwagOff: "Wait until the roulette wheel hits 3 reds in a row, then bet on green." [+8] u/Born_Chocolate9295: korean sky hynix: -8% skhy: +0.64% [+8] u/1k-to-1Mil: Maybe fullporting M.U calls wasnt a good idea🥹 [+8] u/NoBailOnReddit: Iran: no talks ongoing with 🥭 admin *Acts surprised* [+7] u/AdCritical5383: # Don’t forget to wash your 🅱️ENIS or 🅱️USSY before market open. —- *this is financial advice* [+7] u/guccioli: If I was a bear, I’d just perfectly time my puts, gain extreme wealth, and switch to calls [+7] u/Kepsoo97: so much retards here. kopsi is down bexause of last friday [+7] u/noienoah: SK and Micron trending up here guys holyyy [+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: EuroPEONS need to be cut off from our markets. Their single AI play is ASML, they don’t deserve to influence our bubble [+7] u/BigStepMaestro: Hope you make wife changing money this week my boy [+7] u/elpresidentedeljunta: I´ll be uploaded to a datacenter in space that travels out of the solar system as close to light speed as it can get... [+6] u/Moist_Chain_POL: good morning my fellow Europoors! 😍 i feel it pumping today! 🥳 [+6] u/cyndaquil7: seeing puts at open on this thread is the biggest bull signal of all time [+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Are the Iran talks in the room with us now? [+6] u/get_da_maney: It’s going to do that stupid crash then v up again at open isnt it [+6] u/ayopapiz: In some part of Mississippi, there is a bacteria that will literally eat your flesh off you. Another reason to never go to Mississippi 😬 [+6] u/Fit_Set2526: yeah they're called residents [+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: The pump on spcx will define a whole new generation of ber cope. That has to be true because it defies all logic [+5] u/DivisticaI: Ye but they got news through paper not through fellow regards on rddt [+5] u/Soffatjockis: Now you get more quality posts on Instagram than on reddit That's how far this site has fallen [+5] u/teh_herper: # IDK which way stocks are gonna go today, all I know it's gonna be an absolute STINKER today 💩💩💩 [+5] u/TheYearGuesser: So glad I lost all my money last week and not crying like you suckers. [+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: It’s really a shame that bears are used to describe the pessimist, doomer degens that blow their accounts every week. They don’t deserve the association [+5] u/Jagged_Tide: “Praise be to Allah!” [+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Old ber look at my life I'm a lot like you were [+5] u/No-Comfortable9123: Slept through my flight out of Vegas this morning. Plane was hella delayed so airline bumped me to a red eye for free. Credit cards maxed out. Only money to my name is the $800 I made on blackjack last night. I really thought the Romanian stripper liked me. What a time. [+5] u/Kickboy21: I cant believe META is bouncing back 8% after that dogshit earnings [+21] u/itsme971: 5 hours before market open: *memory is so back* 3 hours before market open: *memory to the depths of hell* 1 hour before market open: *memory rises from the ashes* market open: *memory to valhalla* 2 hours after market open: *memory was never real* [+12] u/Specific-Path3179: America needs to surrender to Iran already [+12] u/Traditional-Cloud154: Can’t wait til truth social becomes irrelevant again in 2 years [+11] u/gamersEmpire: MU might be one of the most manipulated stocks [+10] u/PsychedelicAwakening: I would have hoped to be a lot richer since I started investing in 2021 than I currently am [+10] u/FinePerformance1046: Some of you need to take a hit for the team and panic sell [+10] u/bkns356: does anyone actually care about US debt hitting 40T? that's like 5 stick of ddr5 ram [+10] u/LarryBlink: Everything is green pre maket, does that mean we'll start with -13% once the markets open? [+9] u/lithe_silhouette: Why is this cock sucking app sending me at the top of the thread every time I write something [+9] u/kairepaire: Just before the Dot Com bubble and the Great Financial Crisis people also thought the market will keep going up. Interesting... [+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: 1. Have big titties 2. Profit [+8] u/plzplzplztendies: # GREEN CANDLES BEAUTIFUL GREEN CANDLES [+8] u/Boraximus: Why don’t we use Antarctica for data centers? Shit has free cooling [+8] u/Bravadette: Wow it's usually super bearlike at this time. Weird. Makes me nervous. [+8] u/pmoO0: It's the beginning of the month. I expect many stocks to explode today. One in particular starts with an "A". [+7] u/Tetris_Field1119: MU to 1000 not a joke [+7] u/Specific-Path3179: bears are loading their shotgun rn [+7] u/OwnObject8163: Buy up pre market to be rugged [+6] u/Visible_Sentence_399: # Imagine not being a bull 🤌 [+6] u/banana-2139: Korea was down, does that mean we going down too? [+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: please MU baby just go up for me :(((( [+6] u/Careless-Ad-2400: never touch non-US stock. fuck skhy. arm [+6] u/PoobliusFlavius: bag 7 you are our only hope [+6] u/CattleOk7674: All this weekend pump for nothing [+6] u/lazycottage: was gonna go in today but my tummy said no [+6] u/Boraximus: I stg the stock price decides the narrative and not the other way around. The memory crash was “profit taking” at first, then a “pullback” then a “correction”, then “chinese competition worries”, then “peak memory cycle”. So we weren’t at peak cycle when MU was at 1200 but a month later we are because it’s at 800? I don’t hold memory but shit has been fascinating to watch over the past month. [+6] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: Don't worry memory bols, just invest in CXMT. Oh wait, you can't **LMAO** 🤌 [+5] u/Due_Promotion_5858: shakira still on my mind 💀🤌🏻 [+5] u/Madsen13140: Iran: no current talk with the U.S. Is this shit gonna end at some point? [+5] u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ: Hold. Watch my port lose more money. Try not to freak out about it. Lassonde curve [+5] u/Patient-District-199: I’m praying not to fomo and stay in side lines tomorrow to not lose [+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: 🥭 one sided love again [+5] u/stocksupanddown: Congrats buddy.. I hope it goes well and you crush it! [+5] u/SupportMedium9487: wait so memory is green even tho sk sold off?