Author points to a repeated pattern of fake Iran deal headlines triggering market pumps, with “family members all in at the dip” as a timing clue. A positive geopolitical headline would lift risk assets broadly, making SPY the simplest proxy for the pump. Tactical long SPY to ride headline momentum, but must be quick because the catalyst is described as fake. Iran already denied the story; market may fade the news; 10-yr yield toward 5% could trigger a risk-off day.