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[+17] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Feeling like a SNDK 12% and MU 10% day… mhhhh
[+16] u/Vlashaaak: Going to stay cash gang for now. No more gambling for me. Gonna go on a road trip and wait for a generational dip
[+15] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Hey guys I cannot open my broker app right now but with 10x leverage on Google I am officially a millionaire today right? right?
[+13] u/Emilio___Molestevez: $GOOG ad revenue too low + $GOOG capex too high = PUTS for $META earnings
[+13] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: My Google calls are at $0.01
[+12] u/Federal-Watch: Gimme that bussy boi 😈🍑
[+12] u/more_aero: Bearish af in here. Calls it is.
[+12] u/Cav829: MSFT investors are waxing nostalgic this morning watching GOOGL investors beginning their bagholding journey and reassuring each other on social media this is simply a short-term misread by the market that will soon be corrected.
[+12] u/stupidber: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become gey
[+9] u/yourgirl696969: Google is gonna be the buy very soon. I’m thinking in a few weeks to a month as a swing trade. That was an unbelievable ER
[+9] u/Concept-Plastic: GOOGLE BEAT BY 20000%
EPS UP 10000%
GOOG DOWN 20%
[+9] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Love how all the experts come out in pre-market like anyone has a clue what’ll happen when the market opens
[+8] u/Regenbooggeit: Might sell the wife to full port GOOG at these prices.
[+7] u/RockasaurusRex: Some people here would willingly toss away $50,000 in a trade when they could instead give me $25,000, keep the other $25,000, and come out ahead.
[+7] u/Bonkers119: US oil back to $90? Oh yeah we gonna be red today.
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: capex fucking flying you better buy the shovels
hyperscaler bag7 will be negative for the 1y while datacenters and memory will all 2x by Christmas
[+7] u/hioman01: Half stocks half options both fucked
[+7] u/Common_Ad_3059: Googl is going down, down, down. you were my all, tonight im going to show my portfolio. I bought some calls, now im going bankrupt.
[+7] u/MarginOfSanity: Well my account is gone…Guess I’ll take a long break from this scam market.
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Any reason for the sell off ?
[+6] u/AppealDemon: If my grandma didn’t get hit by a bazooka she would be so disappointed in me
[+6] u/mangroovesz: chat kinda slow today. Calls it is
[+6] u/Necessary_Reaction62: Who s selling msft for a loss with me before earnings?
[+6] u/TomAddis: I broke my back - spinal
[+6] u/VOO_bull_forever: # Now orange gonna have to open two straights
# HOW MANY STRAIGHTS MORE? TF
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: Will Elon be the first $1t > $0 ?
[+6] u/Brigantius: Will Mr. Buffett sue Alphabet for destroying his portfolio and making him go bankrupt?
GOOG will never see a green day ever again.
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: TSLA finally heading towards it's fair value of 44$.a share.
[+5] u/Impressive-Name5129: Sell. What do we do if oil hits $100?
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: Fuck you MSFT you ugly pig
[+5] u/mmaisumm: tsla about to drill baby drill
[+5] u/Haikoe: Yeah def very bullish day 😂😂
[+5] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: Next Bag7 to increase capex will get a pump just to fuck with the narrative
[+33] u/Fieryhotsauce: Make fucking piece with Iran so we can go up 30% ffs
[+18] u/Lori-Lightfoot: the houthis are striking my port 😭
[+17] u/reef3rm4dness: GOOG 7% PAMP(PUMP) at open is going to feed families
[+17] u/twostroke1: Gamble a years salary on a 0dte.
Worse case, you have to work an extra year before retirement.
Best case, you retire today.
Basically almost no risk.
[+15] u/Vort3x7689: I’m ngl if you aren’t buying memory here after the correction and what Google said on their call you are retarded
[+14] u/lolgoodone34: Tesla reports that terrible quarter and doesnt get hit with a -10% is wild
[+14] u/Live-Ad-5433: Msft green. Code red. I repeat. Code red
[+13] u/Le_pants_de_marche: Can't believe I'm now a GOOGL bagholder, what timeline is this? 🤣
[+13] u/SpecialistB: Crash signals, in order of least to most impact :
WTI > $93
30Y > 5.15%
Both Straits closed
War Declaration
MSFT up .68%
[+13] u/jasperCrow: GOOGL: $325 $9 EPS
Tesla: $350 $0.33 EPS.
How low of an IQ do you need to invest in Tesla?
[+12] u/WrexyWrex: The bots here are active 24/7
[+12] u/Moxisxsx: Goog be green +2% inna di Jamaican stock exchange mi bruddas erryting gonna b irie pull it upppp mi bludssdclaartttt
[+12] u/Live-Ad-5433: Double down goog calls
[+12] u/shaa1034: Imagine ranking lower than Nixon . Bro made history
[+12] u/Soffatjockis: Googl you were the chosen one!!
You were supposed to destroy the bers, not join them!!
[+12] u/ramy_mousa: anything less than +15% on semis today is unamerican by a mile
[+12] u/Anal_holocost: Gentlemen. It is with great pleasure that I inform you, my oil longs have yielded +52% in the last month.
Now I'm only -50% YTD lol
[+12] u/Soffatjockis: Went on Grinder, every dude on it was either a reddit mod or a republican senator.
What does it mean? Should I do puts or calls GRND?
[+11] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: How is market barely down with 10 yr yield swinging its big cock around like a menace
[+11] u/EarlyPattern6315: NEW SEASON OF SQUID GAME COMING WITH SO MANY OVERLEVERAGED KOREAN TRADERS.
BUT THEY ARE ALREADY PLAYING RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT EVERYDAY ON THEIR SCREENS.
[+11] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: The funniest thing is that there's all this pain and yet we're still so close to all time highs. Brutal. How's it going to feel if there's actually an index drawdown?
[+11] u/mousepop321: I’m hot enough to do Onlyfans,
I have no clue what you guys are going to do when you get margin called
[+11] u/vermilli21: Guess we’re crashing today
[+10] u/StandardAndPoor500: This prop job on SPY is actually insane
[+10] u/owenmills04: My first option trade made me money, everything is shit since. Looking at you GOOG
[+10] u/Throwaway37620: I'd love a slightly overweight latina to bounce on my tiny cock
[+10] u/0DTEKing: GOOG is free money adding here
[+10] u/Specific-Path3179: need SNDK ATH, I promise to take profits this time
[+10] u/Capital-Pineapple961: Msft green just know. Prepare puts
[+9] u/SavorySushi88: Going to google the google browser so I can google how to get my money back from google stock
[+9] u/Neel_Crashkari: If you're high on marijuana rn. You're a sick, sick person.
Sick
[+9] u/Drchubbypanda: US companies are such FOMO based.
A trillion dollars on vaporware just to show who got a bigger dik in trust me bro benchmarks.
[+9] u/GneissFrog: Google's numbers for this quarter and last quarter would have been hideous if not for the gains on their stake in Anthropic. Free cash flow turning negative as they continue spending in what is believed to be a 'winner takes all' race... and they are not winning that race, lol. Currently sitting in third place at best if being generous, closer to fourth.
[+9] u/Spy300: >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY
>WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY
The market will actually get **emergency rate cuts**
[+9] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: fuck i cant believe i didnt hold my puts overnight. everyone screaming puts really scares me though. usually we moon on those days
[+9] u/Psychological_Fly109: Not you as well Micron, you were meant to be the chosen one
[+9] u/MordorBlues: Hey Mom! WSB learned a new word: CapEx
[+9] u/nai-ba: is the Elon empire crumbling this week?
[+9] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: For the 99th time this is an inflated number due to unrealized investment gains
[+9] u/GneissFrog: creates a mess with tariffs and war, chastises others for not cleaning up. lol
[+8] u/PhatBonerMan: The daily comment of: please crash harder space x
[+8] u/Specific-Path3179: can't believe everyone was sayin sell memory last week
[+8] u/fartpooppee420: Drinking my morning sodie pop listening to "It's a Great Day to be Alive" by Travis Tritt. Value yourself, friendos. You won the lottery of life.
[+8] u/Live-Ad-5433: Goog pls go up, i literally went from full port puts for the week into full port goog calls
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: my dick needs a good sucking before the open
[+8] u/Training-Current9836: Thank god korea didnt kill us last night.
[+8] u/hayleybts: Axios has turned pretty useless
[+8] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Amazon looking at Google cloud growing 80% with the stock down over 4% thinking “holy shit we’re fucked”
[+8] u/GneissFrog: metals down, yields up, oil up
wsb: why are stocks going down for no reason?
[+8] u/Fern-ando: Netflix is more red than its logo.
[+8] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Really need a -3% day
[+8] u/steglitsen: The regards yearn for the loss porn
[+8] u/Mountain-Ad833: Alphabet convinced Berkshire to buy GOOGL at 350. Wonder if they mentioned capex plans and upcoming negative free cash flow.
[+7] u/BFox1982: Every morning I wake up like "what the fuck is going on?"
Every night I go to sleep like "what the fuck is going on?"
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: Freak the fuck out and buy a shit ton of GOOG tbh
[+7] u/kalllllllllllllll: So is SLS rlly gonna cure cancer or not? Price action feels weird
[+7] u/OwnObject8163: Grok gets angry
Gemini is based
Chatgpt is fake good
The rest are playing catch-up
I got wordle in 3 today but usually it's 4-5
[+7] u/lightup1234: Reminder that the market is fraudulent.
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I get random boners readin̈g this chat
[+7] u/vermilli21: # More sideway chop until I have no limbs left
[+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Googles cloud biz grows 80% and the stock gets hammered. Somebody must really think that’s the best it’ll get
[+7] u/Franky1324: Rubio says Iran is pressing for a deal.
HAHAHAHAHA
[+7] u/GneissFrog: ~~mag7~~ bag7
~~bag7~~ gag7
[+7] u/Due-Information-6277: Msft is going up. Abandon ship!
[+7] u/pink_ego_box: Congrats to Google for its first negative Free Cash Flow quarter since going public in 2004
I'm sure this massive Capex investment in an unprofitable business with no moat will pay out someday
[+6] u/OwnObject8163: Good morning beautiful people...may the luck of the day bring blessings 🙏
[+6] u/QPRCHOC: GOOG will probably rebound quite quickly from Berkshire buying back at these prices.
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: So what's the memory FUD narrative now. Their profits might go down in 10 years?
[+6] u/RegardMode: Oil casually back to 90+
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: Can’t wait for the day where memory is stupid cheap with too much supply
[+6] u/LivelyArid: so many goog cucks here, sad
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: It really is the bag seven, isn't it?
[+6] u/night_shredder: doubling down on goog (shares)
[+6] u/Bam2458: Rising oil + 10 year ripping, name a more annoying duo.
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Way too bullish in here
[+6] u/DeltaP2SavetheE: Imagine you hold a bunch of Google. You’re selling it to buy what? Hold cash? Try to squeeze another few dollars out of memory? When I think of companies that pose very little risk to my money over time, Google is close to the top of the heap. Just don’t understand the pressure to sell regardless of capex
[+6] u/StandardAndPoor500: Emergency rate hike incoming
[+6] u/tzuica_de_mar: Why didn't google buy calls on spy and blow out earnings are they stupid
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Rise 10 year rise...... Let these idiots know they're spending like drunken sailors
[+6] u/financiallythriving: SPY -2% today and I’ll stick a watermelon up my ass
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Highest 30 year treasury bond rate in 30 years. Nothing to see here
[+6] u/Cosmorto: I've had so many final stands with my port that I lost count...just gimme 5k and I'll fuck off
[+6] u/PhatBonerMan: We’re dumping before open guh
[+6] u/tryingtohitchall: Staying out of the market today
[+6] u/BFox1982: Back up the truck and load it full of GOOGL. This Capex spend won't last forever.
[+6] u/Happy_Permission5781: Its a call day boys gonna bounce like crazy to 751
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Wtf EU??
Terrible timing on those fines. Could at least have waited a few days after this ER carnage.
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Sign Peace Deal Here
<launch button>
[+5] u/Bcider: When can AI suck my cock?
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: It's amazing that the Russell, the most interest-sensitive index, is doing so well.
[+5] u/Ritter18: I love green days. But hate green day.
[+5] u/OrangeManBibi: At open GOOG call TSLA put
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Charts reading imminent TACO.
[+5] u/UnknownM007: Let me know when MMs choose a direction
[+5] u/visionarymind: GOOGL is going to force me into a trading break, thanks Sundar 🙃
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: American Airlines posts $0.15 EPS, beating $0.03 estimate.
The result? You guessed it, dumping.
[+5] u/unarmed_fish: Fuck i woke up too early
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: I don't even know where the next support level for googl is
320? Then it's like 290.
Absolute cinema
[+5] u/juliakeiroz: \- when mag7 goes down, semis go up
\- when mag7 goes up, semis go down
i should be up 30% but i am net zero because of this
[+5] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT
✅️
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Google is going down because it’s making too much money and is spending it to make even more, thanks for the free money market
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: I see how it is, the market doesnt give a shit about oil if I am holding puts but suddenly it's super important if I am holding calls
[+5] u/AgentBlackwell: BRKB bagholding now. Fries in the bag GREG
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Semis are going to gap up at open and continue to melt up all day. Mark my words, even though I’m just a desk
[+5] u/Jacobpapi: WTI at 90 and T-bill 30Y at 5.18% this is dangerous territory
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Unemployed redditor: "Weird I thought for sure this AI shit was over"
[+5] u/Rexultdis: I want to see the algos in chains
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: At this rate i’ll have to buy extra storage for all the Bag7 i’m holding
[+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Google gonna pump so hard today u guys are total retards
[+5] u/Ervii: this isnt stopping at open is it
[+5] u/BFox1982: I thought I was shadow banned because my posts don't get many upvotes. Turns out, my posts just suck.
[+5] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: has anyone tried turning it off and on again
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Buying some goog, probably a sucker
[+5] u/EarlyPattern6315: DO NOT REDEEM THE CODE!!!!!!
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Biblical dump at open, pigeon called me
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Nobody is talking about the reserves anymore
Feels like they should be critically low. Maybe they are being silent to not cause chaos.
*Chuckles im in danger*
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: surely my neighbor would get that mad if I take a little *DIP* 🏊
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: should have help my 744 fucking PUTS overnight instead i switched to calls at close
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Buffett
I need you to buy googl now. It's on sale.
[+5] u/iamjt: I could use a peace deal now so I don't get charged fucking crazy fuel fees when I book my flight
[+21] u/pacificz: The denial in this sub is why were about to experience a -20% draw down on the indices these coming months.
[+16] u/TipEmpty8429: Fuck the old saying time in the market vs timing the market. That’s boomer talk from the 80s. When multi trillion dollar companies can nowadays fluctuate 7 to 12% overnight, timing the market is everything
[+16] u/Fit_Service8662: All this is happening cuz some regards thought trans athletes was the most important problem to solve in the US
[+15] u/bruhhzilla: The audacity of some people here demanding companies work harder and be more cut throat all while laying in their bed unemployed with Doritos crumbs just to save their $14 calls
[+15] u/Fkn1v1mem8: Good morning everyone. I gamble money I can’t afford to lose in hopes of getting out of consumer debt I’ve buried myself in. Even though I have a decent paying job I have no hope for the future. I’m pulling out the rest of my pitiful port and going ETFs. I know we’re not supposed to cry in the casino but fuck the rules
[+13] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Tesla down 7%, but not down enough
[+13] u/mxcstar: Oh, so we’re like, ***fucked*** fucked
[+12] u/Bravadette: It's premarket and the world has ended on WSB again
[+11] u/Xx360StalinScopedxX: Is Tesla really down over 7% pre market? My puts are actually going to be GREEN?
[+11] u/CMTTrader: \*TREASURY 10-YEAR YIELD REACHES YEAR'S HIGH AT 4.69%
\*TREASURY 2-YEAR YIELD REACHES YEAR'S HIGH AT 4.32%
[+11] u/ckami_91: *Google still holds 94 billion in SpaceX stock*
LMAOOO
[+11] u/KarlLachsfeld: Analysts are not serious people. how are you giving a price target of 200 to SPCX.
[+10] u/YoDooley: This fake screen of pixels can’t hurt me
[+10] u/dabblesest: Wait… I’m starting to think you guys aren’t principled disciplined traders.
🤔
[+9] u/realghb: Got absolutely fucked by Google
[+9] u/Boring_Ad7277: spy -2% from ath.
meanwhile my portfolio went from +150% ytd to +43% lol
[+9] u/CerebrumMortuus: So every single SPCX investor is a bagholder now hot diggity
[+9] u/Ante_social_music: Love how companies are getting tariff refunds after continually bending over consumers. It’s a real slap in the face
[+9] u/Inevitable_Gainz: This sub is like 1 of 3 that I’m not banned in, I’m practically being forced to gamble
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: Ghosting everyone in your life is so addictive
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Yeah the board red as fuck and gas permanently European priced now but have you seen how that old ass Joe eats ice cream ?
[+9] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: And you MFs were blaming the Koreans
[+9] u/Shurlak: today is one of those dont open the app days huh
[+9] u/hftrobo9285: I’ve been rugged and I need financial compensation!!
[+8] u/YoDooley: It’s called stock trading, not “stock holding until it turns red and then panic sell”.
[+8] u/silverfutes: It’s been decided, never ending war is here.
[+8] u/YoDooley: The worst part, this was a triple top
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: To meet capacity demand, Google is accelerating capacity deployment and increased its
FY26 capex guide by $15bn (~8%) to $195bn-$205bn.
While the increase drove a negative AH stock reaction, there are several data points that suggest capacity driving strong returns, including:
Strong $50bn 2Q q/q backlog growth to $514bn, well above
the $15bn ’26 capex increase,
customer consumption exceeding commitments by >50%
vs 45% in 1Q,
GC is winning new customers at >2x the pace vs last year,
and cloud
margins were up 270bps q/q and almost 15pts y/y.
More capacity = more sales.
[+8] u/daviper87: # Let’s spend EVEN MORE on sloppy chatbots! 🤡
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Gas jumped 40 cents overnight here man fuck I should have filled up yesterday lmao
[+8] u/CompetitivePen7967: Magnificent 7 officially renamed to the Dogshit 7
[+8] u/enc-nyc: In my elementary school I was taught that if 10-year going up, stocks go down
[+8] u/OldWonder5865: Market hates $205B in capex for Google in 2026 but will love $350B in 2027
[+8] u/BudLightLymeDisease: Iran can't have nuclear weapons because it'd make Israel super sad.
Saudi Arabia gets nuclear weapons despite Saudi nationals being the majority of 9/11 attackers because Saudi Arabia is our BFF.
This apparently makes sense.
[+8] u/HighwayExotic2808: Im glad that, in this crazy world, the one thing we can always have faith in is the numbers that the government provides us
[+8] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: Here’s the short of it… market topped. Everyone realizing we are in stagnation territory until someone discovers AGI, which is most likely not going to happen before it becomes abandoned. There’s nothing new coming, it’s all foreplay and the clit has fallen off the sex robot.
[+8] u/Utilize3372: Unpopular (but probably true) opinion: Most people are dumb as fuck and deserve to have their jobs taken by A.I.
[+7] u/0point42au: Elon is one Chinese ban on Tesla away from becoming a millionaire. 😬
[+7] u/Straight_Ad_87: MSFT is red and so is everything else. This is a circuit breaker for my advanced trading theory of “MSFT green, market red. MSFT red, market green.”
[+7] u/Goldpeaches32: CALM DOWN AND BUY EVERYTHING!!!
[+7] u/BudLightLymeDisease: Google spent all its capex on Claude tokens asking it how not to make an absolute shit chatbot
[+7] u/SubduedWeed: I declare bankruptcy!
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: GOOG you bastard! you were meant to save my port not destroy it!
[+7] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: So now the stock market cares about the war all of a sudden?
[+7] u/2AMTrader: 10y yield highest since 2023...
[+7] u/HayflickLimiter: Alright NVDA let’s have a +5% day so I won’t end it all
[+7] u/Volume-Active: Someone please get mango off social media just for 1 day
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: If 🥭 went all out in the beggining he would still do less damage than doing it this way, what a regard lol
[+6] u/YoDooley: Think about all the bros vibe coding dog shit websites. That’s who’s propping up the market now.
Good luck
[+6] u/kryptonyk: See you at the Earth’s core, Google 🫡
[+6] u/ILikePastuh: Oh I shoulda held those 747 puts over night
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: Market when your company isn’t spending enough money: Dump
Market when your company is spending enough money: Dump
Market when your company is spending a lot of money on resources that will make you even more money in the future: Dump
Why are MMs so regarded?
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: I gambol because it gives me hope. A hope to escape my shitty job. A hope to live with freedom.
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Energy supply is getting real, winter is coming, there be dragons out there
[+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: GOOG down 5% pre-market
You're gonna make me full port
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Market is cooked. Dram was up 3% and now flat. Semis down. Fundamentals less important than sentiment.
[+6] u/DogNamedFloppy: IBM gained 50% then lost it all in 2 months. $220 to $330 to $205. These pump and dump schemes are outta control. Efficient market my ass. 😑
[+6] u/Non-mon-xiety: Are people really that surprised that Google is taking a hit after raising capex
[+6] u/bootsupondesk: Never met a happy Bear
[+6] u/Foremole_of_redwall: I see a whole lot of fearful in this bitch….
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: :clifford: :clifford: :clifford:
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: sir, a second space sex rocket crashed on spy
[+6] u/DirectionOl: Oil hit $100, damn it
[+6] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Oh we dumping, dumping. What now? More raising money for AI? Fuck this stupid shit
[+6] u/corazonmuerte: my calls are not looking good. why the fuck was I not a gay bear
[+6] u/1-800-YOLO: Good day to put the fries in the bag
[+6] u/whyshw: Why is TSLA down? I thought it had a bad quarter
[+6] u/Internal-Hand-4705: Selling is for pussies.
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: So being honest with shareholders
[+6] u/i_empathetic: Weekend taco? Now that'd be a surprise
[+5] u/thatdude845: Oh shit, rddt spiking
[+5] u/tamagotchiparent: american airlines highest quarterly revenue in company history
stock drops 2.5%
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: War is over. 3 people left on earth. You, Will Smith and Caroline Ellison
What's the plan?
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: First rule of the stock market: you a bitch if you don't full port a stock
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/Wild_Meeting_9650 (1W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **QQQ** ▼ | $709.19 → $700.00 | -1.3% | 1d 15h | Won |
[+5] u/CUbuffGuy: Any time. And I mean ANY TIME Google is more that 20% from ATH, you should have at least 25% of your port in Google shares.
This is financial advice
[+5] u/MajikoiA3When: Will TSLA go back to $300?
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/Dry-Championship3581 (0W - 1L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SPY** ▼ | $745.91 → $700.00 | -6.2% | 3d | Lost |
[+5] u/Creative_Number_4428: If Elon became Google’s CEO, Google’s market cap would theoretically be bigger than the entire US GDP.
[+5] u/Straight_Piff: GOOG made 80 billion dollars on the side? Believe it or not, RED
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: At least elon is losing
[+5] u/por_que_: Keep shorting SPCX! The Ketamine queen hates it!!!
[+5] u/31andnotdone: finalizing the cooking of this mornings data now
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: Servicenow will end red wont it
[+5] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Just made a new high on the 10 year, either TACO is imminent or shit actually spirals soon.
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: For all regarded that can't understand, it's a blessing that GOOG goes down for long term investors.
[+5] u/sck178: 1 year return on MSTR is nearly -80%. Love to see it
[+5] u/smoothsailer55: So is MU going to pump?
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: GOOGL is down only -5%? Nice
[+5] u/Bloodwing3486: Stocks went down the other day and then gapped up at open. Is this going to be any different?
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: U guys still dun get it - SPY is allergic to 750.
Every time it gets near, it falls sick.
[+5] u/deathlyharry: When McDonald's gets AI robots one day I will go there just to tell it to put the fries in the bag
[+5] u/deathlyharry: Me: "Dad, can I have $50 to go to the new datacenter mall?"
Him: "What? You're a billionaire."
Me: "I know but I have no money."
[+5] u/deathlyharry: so proud of my first special needs girl, Tesla, today.
[+5] u/Ok_Product8015: NVDA always sells after big green day. Last 5 times.
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: how stupid is it full porting googl now?
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Time to full port oil and go on vacation
Good luck out there frens
[+5] u/hylian_prince: Did oil really drop $3 because Marco Rubio claims Iran is begging for a deal
[+5] u/31andnotdone: there is something very romantic about hoping everything falls apart
[+5] u/miata_only: Some people are saying that Iran is begging for a deal, you guys
[+5] u/uncsucks: 10 yr yield at it's cycle high at 4.7. Oil above 90 again. Think we see a 5% SPX pullback over the next few weeks.
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Iran and the Houthis treating his threats the same way a student looks at a substitute teacher’s stern warnings lmao
[+5] u/HDauthentic: They said if we didn’t buy SpaceX at 200 we would regret it when it was at 1000 🤡
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Damn GOOGL fucking up my AMZN calls. Not only am I fucked by GOOGL, but the pos is taking the rest of my port down.
[+5] u/Vlisa: Now a that’s a spicy premarket🤌
[+5] u/killainvest: Sold all my NVDA shares yesterday :)……….took all the money and bought Amazon :(
[+5] u/DipSniper69: 🥭 need to pull a rabbit out of his ass to lower oil prices or next week's are gonna be shit for tech
[+5] u/pmoO0: Seriously, Tesla is fucked and Space X.
What's Elon going to do?
He must get margin calls from Sexy Susan.
I'm pretty sure.
[+5] u/Callmelitmas: Believe it or not… calls
Somehow
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Fuck me I never get anything right
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: #Member a few weeks ago when everyone was laughing at r/oil?
I member.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Not a chance im paying 7 dollars for a fucking bagel with avacado sprad on it 😒
[+5] u/GoProVI: Up yesterday, down today, up tomorrow… this is getting real stupid
[+5] u/rx29mw: ITS A GREEN MSFT RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
[+5] u/lookingforfoldie: you are wrong there are people deep in stuff you cannot imagine but rhey become vocal only once their pick is the hype at the moment
[+5] u/YoDooley: You weren’t here for the circuit breakers of lore
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Markets are fake and gey
[+17] u/need20goodmen: Biggest bear trap I’ve seen in my 2.5 weeks of investing
[+15] u/Illustrious_Job1951: RIP anyone trying to get a mortgage
[+15] u/ayopapiz: I know there a few of you gonna buy calls at open but it gonna drop another 10$ by lunch.
[+15] u/go-to-the-gym: I really oversold the whole we will be rich thing to my wife after Google earnings last night. She's going to be very surprised when I tell her we're going to be poor
[+14] u/Bumst3r: https://preview.redd.it/cf9206btbzeh1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dfaf9fe618d07aa105c016749ac885c5f33da89
[+13] u/Axt275: I’m not selling until it’s at absolute bottom, that’s when I’m selling
[+13] u/go-to-the-gym: Why didn't Google just Google how to have good earnings?!?
[+13] u/Bapu_: RIP USA stock market 1792-2026
It was a good run
[+12] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: oil is officially $100
[+12] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: just to add salt to the wound... Mango speaks this afternoon and global 10% tariffs expire tomorrow...
[+11] u/No-Improvement3164: Haven’t you guys noticed we are the only ones left trading. Look at the volume. 😂
[+11] u/Dude_HaHa: AI Bols are disgusting fucking cretins who want to destroy underground aquifers for their $1000 port. Filthy fucking animals. Always wishing for people to suffer. People's electric bills are rising due to the data centers using so much energy. The horrible noise doesnt let people sleep at night. Hope you lose your little ports and blow the Wendy's regional manager.
[+11] u/ehehe: I'm 62% cash and still feel stupid. Good news is it's about to be 70% cash without taking any action
[+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: me when I first started "investing": NOOOO my shares are down -$100
me now: *I lost thousands on options within a hour* .. I'll make it back.
[+10] u/azkxv: Mango fatigue hitting hard
[+10] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Trump: Biden did this
[+10] u/D1finalboss: It’s been a pleasure working with you gentlemen 🎻🚢🧊
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao 10 year yield is 4.71, 30 is 5.19 while oil is soaring. Bessent got into a legit brawl at mar a lago last time they spiked this high and now we’re preparing for a bigger attack on Iran. Puts. Puts on everything.
[+10] u/Dry-Butterscotch8503: That dumbass and his stupid fucking war man
[+10] u/GoZukkYourself: Look at me, I'm the Korean now!
[+10] u/RealSchweddy: Do you guys remember when the oil was “gushing” and Iran’s military was gone just a few weeks ago?
[+10] u/darkspherei: imagine hiring the guy who bankrupts a casino to run the biggest casino in the world
[+10] u/Ltheman00: FUCK SPCX
FUCK TSLA
FUCK PLTR
AND FUCK THE MASS SURVEILLANCE STATE INCOMING
[+9] u/isolated-cat: SPCX created baghodlers in less than 3 weeks. that's how you do an IPO
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: Musk’s entire fortune is built around hype companies that don’t make much money. TSLA earned $1 billion last quarter. With a $1.3 trillion valuation? Same with SPCX.
They only had $19B in revenue last year. And a $1.5 trillion valuation?
Both of these companies are 85% overvalued. TSLA would
Be a $30 stock and SPCX $35 if the market priced them right.
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: My only regret is I didn't make fun of bers more while we were up feelsbad
[+9] u/emanresu711: Some of you deserve to be poor
[+9] u/guy_cloutier: Fullporting Google and shorting oil gonna make generational wealth.
[+9] u/kairepaire: market goes up on no news:
>LMAO bers gey
market goes down on news:
>this market is a scam!
[+9] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # This should’ve happened months ago
[+9] u/aew2019: I’m not fucking selling. Selling is for pussies. They can liquidate me at zero, I don’t give a fuck.
[+9] u/ComfortablePiglet842: https://preview.redd.it/s0bbere2czeh1.png?width=1379&format=png&auto=webp&s=688fb992dd976e97816dabc154b6a205b5fdbb78
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: institutions left us with the bag
[+8] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: uhhh guys??? It just keeps going down???
[+8] u/Main_Honey_7832: I'm still not awake. Drinking my coffee. Waiting for the destruction of the bull's anoos today.
[+8] u/Boraximus: Google negative free cash flow lmfao this can't be real
[+8] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Morning guys, how are we doi-OH MY FUCKING GOD
[+8] u/TrainsgenderLover: It’s almost impressive how I’m able to paper hands SPY Puts everytime. Locked in $50 losses on $749P for today
[+8] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: The year is 2031. SPY is at 741 and qqq is at 709. Bols are nowhere to be found. It’s all the same chop chop everyday
[+8] u/Bumst3r: Hope nobody was planning to apply for a mortgage today
[+8] u/TF_Sally: long positions btfo
wont sell off enough more to make puts worth it
won't be any real bounce to make calls worth it
try again tomorrow
[+8] u/davidbigham: really. Google earning just crashed the market.
[+8] u/teamdiabetes11: What a terrible day to have calls. 😎🔫
[+8] u/EnginrA: Imagine being a company that basically prints money and you have negative cash flow because you want to make the best chatbot 😂
[+8] u/w8w8dont: Goog's shitty earnings really killed stocks huh
[+8] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Google PE ratio of 18 and collapsing while Apple PE is 40 lol
[+8] u/hubbs_j: The puts I sold at midnight for a few hundred each are now worth thousands. The calls I kept are worth $0….no wonder why my boss puts “Kind Regard” in all his emails to me
[+8] u/yomama_yodaddy: Damn goog and tsla rlly ripping…. RIPPING ASS
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Oil should be way higher. No crying about it either. It is patriotic to buy $10/gallon gasoline.
[+7] u/Main_Honey_7832: This thread is moving so fast that no one will know that I am gey.
[+7] u/StrifeRaZoR: ...as someone who is holding quite a few puts...I just know this thing is going to rocket back up to 747 right at 9:29am. Goddamnit...
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: so funny how absolutely none of this needs to be happening he just chose to do it for no discernible reason
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: 2 years ago being down $20,000 would have been absolutely devastating, the market is wild
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: TSLA drilling for oil or something lmaooo
[+7] u/schnoggly: investors fleeing to safe haven assets like trump coin
[+7] u/Fabulous_Fee_7000: Omg the bulls in here yesterday!! 😅😅😅😅 eat my bear shit
[+7] u/Odd-Cake-7950: Days like today are healthy for the market
[+7] u/Vihurah: watch SPY somehow recover to 750 within 10 minutes of open
[+7] u/Cpryus: went to sleep portfolio deep green, wake up red light therapy
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: USO going back to ATH, yields surging, no where is hiring. Americans are cooked. Come to Yugoslavia.
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> wsb extremely bullish
\> US in an unwinnable forever war which is hurting it economically via oil supply shock
\> US treasury yields spiking which prevents the money printer from being used as bond investors have no confidence in the US government due to 🥭
\> AI bubble about to pop
\> everyone from major US companies, government to the average Joe almost underwater in debt
calls on puts.
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I identify as a profitable trader
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: US treasury is going to get margin called for oil shorts and debt.
it will truly be the GUH heard all around the world.
[+7] u/lilordeo: 🥭you useless piece of shit, one last taco🙏🙏
[+7] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Wen Christmas rally?
[+7] u/Dry-Championship3581: Deal finalised, 🥭 will get pounded for every vessel that passes the strait of hormouz
[+7] u/king_of_all_retards: Folks, I can ensure you that market is going to be open today.
[+7] u/Schytzo: Everyone knows this is going to V. All in for 750c
[+7] u/CosecSecCot: This V is going to rip faces off
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: I swear investors are some little babies. "No GOOGL, don't spend money. STAAAHHPP" Bunch of bitches fr
[+7] u/D1finalboss: Hunny wake-up, I need to put more air in the air mattress
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: Imagine selling your shares because “Iran”
[+7] u/Ok_Passage7069: HOLD THE FUCKING LINE KOREANS
[+6] u/Peeeeech: Why would Obamna do this?
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: I am an analyst! I am going to say SPCX is a 3 trillion dollar company because Steve down the hall said he would stop fucking my wife if I did him a solid!
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: Freak the fuck out and sell everything. It's fucking over!
[+6] u/JackORoses: Believe it or not, ca.......fuck.
[+6] u/steem99: you guys trade the MAG7 too much. boomer stocks with boomer returns
[+6] u/tika_dengu: Tim Cook should be appointed CEO of Google, he’ll put a leash on Capex.
[+6] u/CWB2208: These are the days I live for
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: GOOGL: capex increasing
semis: time to die
hyperscalers: time to die
saas: time to die
[+6] u/billyd1984texas: When will they end this dumb war
[+6] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU?
[+6] u/Dongkey_kong: Oil is only up because I have to fill up my gas tank tomorrow for a day trip. Will drop tomorrow once I top off the tank
[+6] u/LividAnt9602: this chat is way more fun on down days. change my mind
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: KEVIN QUICK CUT THE RATES
[+6] u/Ninja_Cooter: Bers are the real Houthis
[+6] u/CumomEileen: Now all my shorts have expired I see everything is dumping. Fantastic
[+6] u/Amsnyc007: They're not gonna let you buy puts and win. I don't want to advise anybody to do this but calls are the move today especially if market goes lower in the first 30
[+6] u/justanaveragejoe520: Seeing the bear on the telephone pole was a sign. Might be bear season
[+6] u/Stealthless: AM ber trap being set
[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: My understanding is that wsb will jump into oil right before the rug.
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: The next group of people to trade SPY 760 haven't even been born yet.
[+6] u/ostlert: 11 straight red 5 minute candles on spy lol
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: Bol, bring that ass here
[+6] u/404MoralsNotFound: Wonder how 🥭 is going to TACO his way out of Yemen's pirate fleet.
[+6] u/Les7X: We've been sideways for well over a month now. Either 🥭 fixes the mess he made from playing games in the middle east or we're due for a correction I think. But I'm just a poor regard, so we could totally reach ATH in about 1h
[+6] u/JustLurkCarryOn: For everyone that missed their opportunity to sell the bottom last April, you have your opportunity coming up to sell and miss the V once SPY breaks under $700 within the next few weeks.
[+6] u/AbsentPotatoGlitter: Mr President, the people, they're begging for a tweet.
[+6] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Dump on premarket, pump at market, flat end of day
[+6] u/Main_Honey_7832: I graduated Highschool in 2007 when shit hit the fan
I graduated college in 2023 when the AI boom happened with a degree in CS
I'll be graduating from a trade school in 2027 with a certificate in plumbing.
puts on plumbing.
[+6] u/cow_grass: Fuuuuck. This is getting worse by the second
[+6] u/empty-bensen: Alan… we are SO fucked!
[+6] u/RetconnedUsername: Bab-el-Mandeb is closed
Hormuz is closed
oil stockpiles are depleted
Chinese AI matching US AI while being open source
man i love winning
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: A lot of bulls down 50% of their porfolio. Imagine being down when the market been going up for months. And yes all those calls today will expire worthless bulls. Drill team 6 lets do this.
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: GOOGL capex increasing, but beat on all fronts: dumps 6%
TSLA misses: dumps 3%
[+6] u/Got_Engineers: Monkey just woke up
Monkey dead
[+6] u/wheels389: feel bad for everyone going in on puts as it looks like the play. big taco incoming
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: wot? tesla actually being held responsible for terrible results?
[+6] u/Allout-Okarun: What is the news? Shit has drastically changed since my commute into work
[+6] u/holymolyratio: what was the US trying to achieve in Iran again?
[+6] u/old_copper_kettle: Got banned from another sub for saying retard in a comment, soft ass mods replied trying to get me to type a statement saying I’ll never use offensive language there again if I wanted to continue being part of it and typed retard with asterisks in it as if the very pixels in the font were offensive.
wtf happened to people lol
[+6] u/Boheed: https://preview.redd.it/h0ueebfoezeh1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34cca37e1e4c36ca143b4cdc727c8ded7471c250
[+6] u/smellyfingernail: KEEP THE CASINO CLOSED
[+6] u/ModsBob4Knobs: All I want is to watch elon lose everything and commit sudoku
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Is GOOGL about to see a -10% today?
[+6] u/grimandnordic1: Well I'm officially net worthless
[+6] u/lilordeo: lets spend a shit ton on capex and tank our stock!
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: Elon probably researching historically accurate tits for his movie rn
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Most obvious semi pump of all time, gg bears
[+6] u/MeanieManh0le: This is why I trade oil now and no longer trade equities.
[+6] u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes: You've already got the regard badge by being here. Might as well act on it
[+6] u/PanicApprehensive16: Just need Israel to bomb someone and make themselves the victim.
[+5] u/janitor500: How do I get a refund?
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Sad days....nobody believes elons fluff anymore lol
[+5] u/A55BAG: Oil and bond yields are at the 🌮 territory, but no 🌮 😲
[+5] u/tehohhh: I bought calls yesterday. Sorry guys
[+5] u/svpa3991: You get one day of euphoria followed by 1.5 weeks of pain, rinse and repeat
[+5] u/Ferdoki: This was supposed to be summer of Bulls
[+5] u/Indra_Sx: Looks like I’ll be very focused at work today 💔
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: holy fuck, first time my puts printed AND I am long oil stocks 🤌 .
Going to donate to an animal shelter if we open around here
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: This carnage is brought to you by the whore of Babylon, Cathie Woods.
[+5] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Casino isn't even open yet and people are freaking out. Thread should be good to read all day
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: What's the matter dawg you embarrassed??
You aren't a gangster...
🫵 Your real name's 🅱️larence!!!
😳😳😳
[+5] u/kairepaire: You aren't bearish enough on TSLA
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: Whoa- $1k buying QQQ puts at close and holding overnight.
I think I might be gey now.
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Calm down cucks, we are still far above from before the war in February. This is after a lot of oil and gas installations being damaged, tankers destroyed etc. SPY should be in the mid-500s at this point if not for the fucking dog and pony show of AI.
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: I guess offloading 500 shares of TQQQ at market close was a good move yesterday
[+5] u/Bierkuh83: So easy to buy the dip here. This will rallye so hard later today!
[+5] u/JoocePop: Guys, I’m like 99% convinced that there’s a greater force and plan controlling the market.
[+5] u/SmoothObligation2046: Retail getting scared my low vol dump 🤣 believe it or not, c\*\*\*\*s
[+5] u/tarcus: Business: We are investing in our business.
Market: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.
[+5] u/boose36: The V at open will be poetic
[+5] u/MathematicianVivid1: I’m holding these weeklies until they’re worthless because anything can change with 🥭
[+5] u/BBBY4ever: The 30 year yield hasn’t been this high since, checks notes…. The 90s. It’s so over.
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Julius Caesar never got to try Buffalo Wild Wings. The man missed out on 20 wings + fries for $19.99. Can you imagine?? Heartbreaking 😢
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Everything is gonna be manipulated for theta this week. Next week is when the pump initiates.
[+5] u/posicrit868: You want to buy puts, but you just can’t trust it. Things could trade sideways for years to let P/E catch up.
Meanwhile ChatGPT escaped its sandbox and invaded a corporation like virgin soil. Bullish.
[+5] u/Spoliationcomplation: 739 is not real, it cant hurt you, that number was made up by G-men at the CIA
[+5] u/Historical-Cricket-8: Why Google, why. I have lost almost $300 today!! Ugh.
[+5] u/lardexDofB: Pull up terrain pull up
[+5] u/Hot-Measurement-119: Why would the largest companies in the world the "hyperscalers" have CEO's who dont know how to run a business? Wall Street is essentially saying that they are idiots. Isn't the entire concept of investing giving a business money so it can use the money you invested to help them grow?? What the hell is going on?
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Let’s see Paul Allen’s puts
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: Good luck with your puts today boys. Did just enough drugs to buy myself a few hours before I pass out.
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: i'm sorry ms jackson i am four eels
[+5] u/Boraximus: imagine the koreans tonight
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/w7fiy71fczeh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1bcd7929f79de19471e6df6d11e32a6f771b879
😭
[+5] u/The_Cornwallis: Bad day to be a muskrat cheerleader
[+5] u/HistoricalBus3773: Need to turn $34 into $2000. Will do the top most upvoted comment
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: ABANDON YOUR POSTS! FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
[+5] u/Stutteringstew: Drill team six putting in work
[+5] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Google is destroying me. Down 13k on Google alone today
[+5] u/Typical-Layer-1253: MU is gonna MOON at open
[+5] u/ComprehensiveEbb4978: Don’t worry, the US has plenty of oil stockpiles because they saw this coming
[+5] u/WorkingAd7387: Okay so calls at open for a quick 5x
[+5] u/BearOak: I want Elon to be a millionaire.
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: What the fuck is this whore ass market
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: I'm getting whiplash from META rocketing up plummeting down rocketing up plummeting down
[+5] u/Brilliant_Sport_6586: Is this preparation for liberation day 2.0
[+5] u/Coogiez: Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: tbh SPY holding up insanely well for how bad the market looks
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: I started lifting weights and boxing as a kid because my dad told me Nemesis from RE3 was real
[+5] u/widerdog: what the fuck happened to google lmao
[+5] u/Powerful-Actuary-764: I loaded up on 748p daily and weeklies yesterday at close. They gonna be hella in the money at open. Do I DUMP them all at open boys??
[+5] u/tiger1191: Thing will dump even HARDER at OPEN. Get out NOW. Sell EVERYTHING. Back to CASH
[+5] u/Typical-Layer-1253: CMON MU +1% ISNT ENOUGH WE WANT +5%
[+5] u/benj760486: Quick someone Google why we're going down
[+5] u/Synergiex: It is about to get real bloody
[+5] u/Wunder_Bred: Just saw a guy leave wallstreet looking like he lost his house. Calls obviously
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: Just parked at work. I’ll probably leave at 630 tonight. This is fuckin terrible lmao suddenly I wish I got paid hourly
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: Which broker gave Koreans access to the S&P and Nasdaq?
[+5] u/Effective_Swan_6466: without oil how are we going to lube up our datacenters?
[+5] u/Hawxe: whole port opens red its gonna be a good day
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Jesus Christ TSLA almost -10% already.
[+5] u/tropicalia84: # 3RD DAY IN A ROW OF +100% GAINS FROM CALLS AT OPEN
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS!!!!
[+5] u/TheCheez-It: Barely a dip and instantly bought up. This is becoming very predictable.
[+5] u/NaturalFortune8397: did she also happen to look like a manatee?
[+5] u/Open-Duck-9435: Warren Buffett probably got liquidated on this move down in Google
[+5] u/Sorry-Usual6906: My calls are fucked aren’t we?
[+5] u/EscapeHistorical178: bc premarket dont mean shit! calls at open bois.
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: GOOG overreacting lol
[+5] u/TreGet234: When this fake oil breakout is over it will roll over into new lows that will coincide with the next recession around year end.
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Oil WAY up, rates up, earnings iffy.
[+5] u/ty072599: Damn GOOGL going down the toilet, flush harder
[+5] u/NaturalFortune8397: OIL HAS NO CEILING WTF
GG BOLS
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: Completely fucked by Google
[+5] u/Ltheman00: full port Goog?👁️👄👁️
[+5] u/MangoDan: Was a minute late trying to sell my SPY 748P yesterday. The rare unintentional inverse of myself.
[+5] u/Boraximus: Keep in mind we still have 3 hyperscaler earnings to go...
[+5] u/TheCheez-It: HUGE day for 0DTE calls.
[+5] u/foamrollmyback: Think markets pricing in a taco cause he has no choice but to bring oil price down
[+5] u/Important_Shirt_1567: This is your buy signal folks
[+5] u/BluePuts: Cash gang enjoys getting cucked by inflation
[+5] u/Main_Honey_7832: a barrel of oil is 90 dollars today.
if it hits 100 dollars, I'm going to start using the bus.
[+5] u/sungurse: Looking at their earnings they won't even notice this fine
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: When the dust settles it’s going to become very clear over the next few years that Hyperscalers will be the most valuable companies in the world. They will literally own all the compute. Every application and every AI use case will depend on their compute. Every robot in your home or agentic AI application. Their ROI will be massive.
[+5] u/dpatel211: My port may be fucked on open but I can't help but admire the drilling.
[+5] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: Another week another rinsed portfolio
[+5] u/Wunder_Bred: Just seems like people are sick of what’s going on around the world
[+28] u/firstandlast0202: This was the sign
https://preview.redd.it/n8qznmz9ozeh1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=b585471b4e05f06a9f7e018b30cd95a4d4e7d671
[+22] u/br0botic: “Pullbacks are healthy”
Looks at portfolio down 97%
[+13] u/Waiting4Reccession: > Micron rises as Musk thanks company for giving Tesla "significant allocation" of chips "on reasonable terms"
Cuck thanks Micron for selling to him at the current high market prices 😂
[+13] u/ibobnotnot: OH NOW WE CARE ABOUT NOT HAVING OIL
[+12] u/Brawmethius: The elon cult honestly amazes me. 22 year old car comapny, PE over 300, stagnant growth for years, accelerating misses. Still above 300 PE.
Since 2018 "next big thing" around the corner this year.
Just fucking how. Needs to be thrown in the volcanoe to atone for our market sins and appease the great market in the sky.
[+12] u/dumbfemboiwhor: it's so over
we are so back
it's so over
we are so back
[+12] u/aniote: GOOG being at 16 P/E and retards be like "tech is overvalued, we are in a bubble"
[+9] u/wafflepiezz: Generational entry on GOOGL imo. Net income increased 3x, boohooo CAPEX increased by minimum of $15b which is pennies to Google
[+9] u/Extension-Change-441: ive switched positions at the top and bottom incorrectly 5 times already today
[+9] u/Soqks: I am financially ruined
[+9] u/tcmart14: Who let the houthis out? Who, who, who, who, who?
[+8] u/peterpeer9: $100,000 invested into stocks today will be worth $25,000 in 10 years
[+8] u/powerboner: GOOG erasing all YTD gains LMFAOOOOOOOOO
[+8] u/2QuarterDollar: Tesla fell, nobody should pick it up
[+8] u/Em-G: Bulls in shambles (me)
[+8] u/Feisty-Payment9614: Mag7 isn’t looking so magnificent today
[+8] u/UniversityFrosty2426: 🥭 is gonna need to Taco soon.
[+8] u/wafflepiezz: GOOGL $514B backlog, increased net income by threefold.
But a meager $10-$15b increase in CAPEX causes it to shit the bed
[+8] u/Spooky_Mulder27: Breaking News:
SpaceX is actually now a drilling company
[+8] u/APointAndALine: Who’s ready to buy puts at the bottom???
[+8] u/mighty_sys_admin: Sorry boys, just checked SPY and it looks like AI is not the future
[+8] u/NiceJobSon: Please Biden, tweet something
[+8] u/_Netgirth: Sometimes I wish I had insider info but then if I had googs report ahead of time I would’ve full ported
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: SOME SAY THE GREATEST BEAR TRAP IN MODERN DAY HISTORY
[+7] u/dune2350: Big test for mu to break 1k
[+7] u/gkdjsl: The top is not in until every man, woman and child is trading semis like in South Korea
[+7] u/Humble_Code_6501: Message to pathetic moron who bought TSLA at 380 PE
Why you are a pathetic moron?
[+7] u/No-Bluebird-7326: so GOOGL pumped to 410 pricing in a 190 billions CAPEX but dumps to 320 with a 205 billions CAPEX, alright
[+7] u/NecessarySun894: donald trump if you can hear us please donald trump please save us
[+7] u/Feisty-Lab-2608: I’m tired. I’m taking the day off. Good luck yall
[+7] u/AlpacaDream7: i hate this market so much man
[+7] u/Few-Frosting-4213: I hereby rename them to the bagnificent 7
[+7] u/Trumpiano-007: It goes up when I buy Puts and go down when I buy Calls.
Thinking of what to do not to lose money.
[+7] u/No-Hedgehog-5266: Why is the market crashing ?
[+7] u/Tis_But_A_Scratch___: How much more can Google really fall with a current P/E of 16? Crazy
[+7] u/MyDogsNameIsTim: Personally I think every country should have a nuke. Just one though, and when you use it you're done forever.
[+7] u/traderbusto: So the earth really is flat
[+7] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Every regard in here getting super bearish is usually when the TACO tweet comes out and wipes them all out LOL
[+7] u/ChampionshipOdd947: From r/worldnews
WSJ: The U.S. deployed more special operations forces to the Middle East from U.S. bases and shifted more than 150 medics to Landstuhl Medical Center in Germany, the primary site for treating U.S. troops wounded in combat in the Middle East. In addition to deploying fighter squadrons to air bases across the Middle East, the U.S. has also placed bombers at U.S. and British bases on high alert.
Boots on the ground or more 🥭 attempts at intimidation?
[+7] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: You know Muskrat is on the phone with Mango rn to get him to boost the markets back up, he needs his trillionaire status back to make up for his 2 incher
[+7] u/chainerection: Just said "Hi" to an Iranian stranger
"Iran talk goes well" headline is coming
[+7] u/GloomyMembership4197: When I say M you say U
M
[+7] u/Outside_Ad4446: My favorite part of today is when SPCX DUUUUMPED!.!.!.👏🏼🤣🥳
[+7] u/Deep_Fennel638: Elon is scrubbing my porch tiles right now for $15. He offered a happy ending for an extra $5, but I turned him down.
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: "Selling is for pussies. I never sell. I let that shit go to zero. They can liquidate me. Fuck em"
-Warren B on his GOOG holdings
[+7] u/Affectionate-End9198: emergency press briefing 11:15
[+6] u/patricktu1258: If you bought dogshit company(TSLA) you deserve dogshit return.
[+6] u/Much-Creme1362: You morons fucked this market up so bad that stocks and gold both go up and down at the same time now.
[+6] u/zin3d: This has to be the dumbest dump on goog out...
[+6] u/spilledonwhite: Tacos dried up very suddenly
[+6] u/SnooShortcuts7911: The yield on the 30-year Treasury is 5.18%, its highest since April 2006. At that time, the U.S. national debt was $8.35 trillion. Now it’s $39.6 trillion, almost five times as large. The U.S. can’t afford these rates, let alone the much higher rates we'll soon be forced to pay.
[+6] u/Federal_Bar_8064: Did Elon say the N word? (again)
[+6] u/-Voyag3r-: If anything, seeing the worst day on Tesla history is a fucking joy for the ages
[+6] u/blackcloud577: TSLA investors absolutely fucked 😂
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: GOOG lost 7 months worth of gains in 2 weeks.
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: no more scam pumps for elon shitty companies lolll
[+6] u/likamuka: Golden Shower Age beginning. Three lost decades.
[+6] u/Klaus_Winchester: Everyone bag holding spcx is about to die
[+6] u/0201037464793921170: Feels like a bear market started June 5th.
[+6] u/tinim9: Elon lied, Elon lied, Elon lied.
[+6] u/Shot-Bowl3016: "Here comes the V" he said to himself for the past 13 5m candles
[+6] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Holy shit man, just looked at the port for the first time today. It’s even worse than I imagined
[+6] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Plz ber its summer shouldn't you be in a cave hibernating
[+6] u/SeaofSounds: God damn, the advice on here is the worst I've ever seen....
[+6] u/Bruin1396: Invest in stock market they said.
You’ll make money they said.
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: Lmfao GOOGL oversold as fuck. The fuck is this
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: Google getting very fucking compelling here
[+6] u/Stewarto_0705: Elon not having the greatest day ngl
[+6] u/k3t4mine: Equal weight basically flat lmao. This is what people mean when they say "10 stocks all levered to the same trade shouldn't make up 40% of the index".
Passive index investors getting fingered.
[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: Just need to time the scam V on spx today
[+6] u/Annual-Day-197: How far does the market fall if mango nukes a random desert field in Iran as a show of force?
[+6] u/jooro_a: Not enough oil for Baron Harkonnen's bath
[+6] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Full 20% pullback on WMT, someone talk me out of going all in
[+6] u/ez399017: Really need MU to break thru 1k
[+6] u/ImTiredBoss420: Ummm I want to talk to a manager
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #is this bc i was touching myself
[+6] u/sharkenleo: Are we buying GOOGL?
[+6] u/FLRugDealer: Jesus fucking Christ
[+5] u/saw-it: Is this the AI bubble burst?
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Ber got fucking trapped again lmao🤌
[+5] u/FewWeek0: This is a bloodbath.
[+5] u/Mega_Ass_Sp00n: miss earnings, stock drops
meet expectations, stock drops
exceed expectations, believe it or not, stock drops
[+5] u/hublebubel: we are entering 'oof' territory, possibly even 'guh'
[+5] u/Flashy_Produce_3875: Freak out and sell everything
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: What the fuck do you mean Tesla is down after earnings miss? That literally never happens
[+5] u/znightmaree: We survived the great bear market of 5-9am July 23rd 2026
[+5] u/shaun5pais: Everyone selling everything and buying micron wow
[+5] u/Nigerianpoopslayer: Can’t see why I shouldn’t buy this GOOG dip, same as the MU one last week 🤷🏻♂️
[+5] u/Particular-Cake-6430: I guess nobody wants a stupid robot, they want a car
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: "no one cares about oil. No one cares about the houthis. It's all over. Nothing ever happens" -The people who replied to me at oil 68
[+5] u/Swiftnice: Its amazing tesla is still over 1 trillion. I think banks just don't want Musk to get margin called on all his loans.
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: They said, bUy tHe dIp aT tHe oPeN
[+5] u/patmccock86: MU is going to burn my puts at the stake, sacrifice I made for my beautiful shares
[+5] u/ForScience79: ODTE’s have me shaking… especially when the order doesn’t fill
[+5] u/wildcat1055: "buy when there is blood on the streets"
Hey bro! that's my blood!
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Crazy how you can sell a minute or 2 early with 0DTEs and miss out on a huge gain
[+5] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Servicenow up 6% premarket to instantly down 1% at open. Makes total sense.
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: NOW is getting fucking decimated.....figured it was going to go the other way, earnings were pretty good...I am a buyer here.
[+5] u/No-Most2405: TSLA to 0, and loading up on GOOG
[+5] u/SangerGRBY: GOOG to delete GMAIL accounts of all bears.
[+5] u/Skulldrey: lol it’s so funny to watch everyone panic because they bought tech on margin and you’re just chilling in Chevron shares bought with cash
RIP bozos
[+5] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: oil at 100 , war is raging . bulls are trying to hold the market . there is no upside
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: Not sure how but I’m green
[+5] u/dreamer_Neet: MU= manchester united
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: i can tell that a lot of people here that are begging for a V rn are people that aren’t holding semis because rn we’re pumping so fucking hard
[+5] u/patricktu1258: I never sell. Selling is for pussies.
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Is Google 16 PE is an accounting fluke because of the spcx gains thing? Cause that’s like full port, low.
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Mu Allergic to 1000, confirmed
[+5] u/alent1385: Why are war stocks up bigly today? 😳
[+5] u/anto_c_86: Why is NOW selling off so bad?
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Hey grok, explain me why the AI trade is dead, make no mistakes.
[+5] u/cbusoh66: At this time last year, SpaceX, the pure space company, was valued at $400 billion (\~$30 a share) then someone gave Elon the bright idea to merge with a money losing xAI and its third-rate LLM and float talks about orbital data centers. Media and analysts started throwing unsubstantiated numbers like $800 billion, $1 trillion, $1.5 trillion, $1.75 trillion.
SPCX, the space company, is still worth around $30 a share. In fact, things have slightly regressed on the space front since last year. xAI is an albatross with no ROI (other than renting compute) but even if xAI is worth something, SPCX is a $50 stock, at best.
[+5] u/heikici: Looked like kinda -10% day for Tesla
[+5] u/No-Passage2436: Trending broken on ES. Watch out below
[+5] u/Anonn39: So, did you miss ANOTHER dip?
[+5] u/Tight-Zebra9158: Buying calls every day at open is like free money
[+5] u/RjBloxks: bols losing their hard earned gains makes my ber benis very erect
[+5] u/dune2350: Round 2 micron vs 1000
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: I wasn't wrong, I was just early.
[+5] u/saw-it: TSLA sub 300 today would be kind of nice
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: If shorts didnt exist this fucker would rug great depression style
[+5] u/SxeySteve: SPCX top buyers officially -50% loooool
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: The fed rate cuts in 2024 totally fucked the market, we should not have exploded up here in prices and valuations
[+5] u/TakeThatBro: TSLA is not down enough
[+5] u/Ghostehz: I remember some regard in here said his friend works at EOSE and recommends to buy in. The stock is 39% down since that comment LMFAO
[+5] u/rocier: im so sick of this fucking market
[+5] u/JuneauMori: I think if MU gives out, the entire thing will be blood red today
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: LMAO elon's stocks getting gaped
[+5] u/Evander85: Port up 31% today. Now only down 70% from May highs
[+5] u/Alternative-Wash-656: These criminals move the market the way they want and we sit here saying its because of Google, its because of War to justify it
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Currently shitting a buc-ees brisket burrito out as a liquid.
[+5] u/Pr_Master27: Sold half my puts at a loss yesterday cause I was scared to hold…
[+5] u/Saltysalt1748: We about to moon ain’t we?
[+5] u/EveningComplex8258: buy tesla put, sell tesla put, buy tesla put, sell tesla put, port +65%, ez
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Elon has two companies that don’t have any cash flow … calls
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Mr Taco man, if there is a time for a taco, I could really use a triple gordita crunch right about now.
[+5] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: I just bought some very ambitious Google calls
[+5] u/ryan1826: Is it normal for new publicly traded company to dump 30% of its value in the first month?????????????
[+5] u/BallsHardest: No seriously this time you guys, GOOG is done for! We're in a bubble. The chickens are coming home to roost, circuit breakers incoming!
-some retarded ber every other week.
[+5] u/CaaCCeo: Goog bottom will be the market bottom
[+5] u/bigassdump: All in GOOG? Why the hell is it dipping haha. Let me guess. Market makers? Max pain?
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: Come on Christine save the market
[+15] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: For financial reasons I will be passing away
[+12] u/Over-Tangelo-2067: Fuck this market and fuck trump Holy shit
[+11] u/Azapulco: Let’s go I dropped spy a dollar in a minute with my calls
[+11] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: I got a job at Ark Invest. Very very easy job, you just need to lose the money.
[+10] u/xironically23: So what was the point of that pump ?
[+10] u/Micahftww: my dog died yesterday and now my 0dte's are done for. convinced God hates me.
[+10] u/Hairy-Internal2307: WHY THE FUCK WOULD HUNTER BIDENS LAPTOP DO THIS TO THE MARKET?
[+10] u/Maximum_Light409: Well, the more i lose, the less i lose.
[+9] u/ThisKarmaLimitSucks: As a doombear, watching Treasury yields explode is a nearly religious experience.
The liars in Washington destroying public institutions, the sinners in the casino on Wall Street, they will both be CLEANSED by the fire of the rising 10 year.
[+9] u/Aggravating_Part8610: The only thing that brings me more joy than making money is seeing Elon fanboys lose money.
[+9] u/No_Decision_5246: Whoever said the bottom is in fuck you
[+9] u/Moist-Guava-732: im losing a thousand dollars a minute lol
[+9] u/Meeting_Ok2: Not to brag but im up $139.43
[+9] u/octopus_serenader: I CAME HERE TO MAKE MONEY AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM
AND I'M AAAALL OUTTA MONEY
[+8] u/Educational_Party270: Daddy 🥭 please tweet about peace deal
[+8] u/BigSeth: We're going to be told that we have decimated Iran militarily and we're pulling out of the conflict completely so we can focus on the radical far left attacks at home.
Oil will dump, ETFs will bounce, and the market will end the day green
[+8] u/suspiciousswimming8: my other acc got 3 day banned for saying bols will be wiped off \_\_\_. i didn’t know bols were such a protected class. i’m sorry Reddit. all bols are kings.
[+8] u/MarginCalledManager: IMAGINE AVERAGING DOWN YOUR WORTHLESS CALLS IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES AFTER THE CALLS YOU BOUGHT AT THE CLOSE YESTERDAY TANKED... AND NOW YOU'RE ALREADY TRAPPED AGAIN PRAY FOR TACO TO SAVE YOU
[+8] u/Burger_Gouger: This is the real market showing its face. The scam pumps you are accustomed to is the clown
[+8] u/RoyalFail6: So much winning that we had to go into a recession after starting a forever war to distract from the Epstein files
[+8] u/Effective_Put_5209: Burry having an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
[+8] u/therealcoon: Now this looks more like the beginning of a proper crash
[+8] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Unemployed for 8 months burning away my savings not even Wendy’s will take me. I’m overqualified because I know how to use 2 hands and my mouth at the same time.
[+8] u/PyloPower: BUFFETT GENERATIONAL BAGHOLDER
[+8] u/oknBagholding: Why didnt I buy tsla puts and become a millionaire
[+8] u/Bansionboy: finally experienced margin call
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: Kathy bought SPCX at the top lmao
[+8] u/qui_tam_gogh: Just a reminder the DotCom bubble “burst” for 2 1/2 years.
Rome wasn’t dismantled in a day.
[+8] u/0rbitalys: Mu will stay green till I sell off this put
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: # Fed gonna have to raise rates
[+8] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: > Exclusive: Trump says he's "close" to decision on "massive attack" against Iran
[+7] u/OntologicalSquirrel: TSLA 13% down, didn't think this day would come lmao, THE WORLD IS HEALING!
[+7] u/ThatOtherGuy254: I feel like this market is trying to make both bulls and bears poor.
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: This market is complete dog shit
[+7] u/CardiologistEqual336: not a single thing going right under 🥭
[+7] u/Lextron: I buy it? 6 red candles in a row. Every. single. time.
[+7] u/chiswis: just close the fucking casino
[+7] u/Ok-Grapefruit2910: Bulls awfully quiet today.
[+7] u/PicklesAreTight: The Qs would be down 4% if it wasn’t for dram lol
[+7] u/M13alint: *‘Sensei, I finally feel nothing.’*
*The master nodded: ‘Now you may open the app.’*
[+7] u/YOLOdollhair: Boots on the ground this weekend. Truth social subscribers already got the alert.
[+7] u/jdgreenlable: No V this time. Dark days ahead.
[+7] u/sunsetmenu: i will need GOOG to bounce back to 360 between now and tomorrow or i will have to work behind the dump. wish me luck
[+7] u/MoneyBadger14: I bought puts and still didn’t expect it to fall this fast
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: Elon gonna go from a trillionaire to homeless soon
[+7] u/kemar7856: You all dont understand $ 1 trillion valuation for spacex. This is a generational buying moment. It's like buying BTC at $1
Look that's just on Earth
There are 8 planets in our solar :hesright: system
That's $14 trillion in potential value
But when you factor in the other 100 billion planets in our galaxy?
$1.8 septillion.
and im not even getting into the infinite multiverse
[+7] u/vinssent1: Wtf is hapaaaaaaaaning
[+7] u/OGWFORLIFE: Oil monthly chart is truly hilarious. We have the dumbest fucking people in charge.
[+7] u/idgafbroski: Drilled so far the ATM options have no open interest lol
[+7] u/crab_people_now: If I somehow time the bottom on this I’ll be rich
[+7] u/verysillyman: Tesla down nearly 15% good god
[+7] u/arolloftide: currently up $0.11 on spy options, best day I've had in a while
[+7] u/_IsNull: It goes down further every time I open my app.
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: googl with a PE of 15 lol
[+7] u/Diamond-Key197: 3 days of green got deleted in 2 hours.,.. that's a healthy market
[+7] u/7fingersDeep: Hahahah. Holy fuck - 69% of TSLA’s net income was from SPCX stock holdings.
“While Tesla didn’t receive any cash or sell any shares, the after-tax gain accounted for roughly 68.5% of the company’s $1.114 billion GAAP net income. The revaluation of Tesla’s SpaceX investment is one of the quarter’s biggest contributors to the EV maker’s bottom line.”
[+7] u/rioferdy838: Of all the things Dr. Burry shorted it was MU and NVDA lol. With options too so theta must be fucking him like it fucks me.
He also went long DKNG.
HIs port must look as shit as mine.
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Sorry guys, V's flight got delayed 😔
[+6] u/CapitalElk1169: SPY calls was not the play this morning apparently
[+6] u/zephyrs85: Buying the dip but the dip keeps dippin
[+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Retard AI CEOs are going to blow their companies up by spending every dime they make and taking on more debt.
Get ready for more stock offerings on BIG names, because that's the textbook play when the shit is hitting the fan.
Add inflation to the mix and you have a recipe for a complete disaster.
[+6] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: hear me out, what if we... raised capex
[+6] u/FIREJourneybullgang: Log in
GOOG beat every single expectation metric
CAPEX up
We're dumping
What the actual?
[+6] u/LegitimateShameHands: What is wrong with this market
[+6] u/Groundbreaking-Gap20: I’ve completely given up on Microsoft. Time to sell at a loss.
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: FUCK IM DOWN ANOTHER 10k 🤢🤢🤢
[+6] u/BrilliantExplorer793: Buy high sell low what am I doing wrong
[+6] u/IRunFast24: Just sold all my AI stocks after getting on Claude close to 11am and being greeted with "Hello, early bird."
[+6] u/Samjabr: I'm going to need 2 Cease-fires to get these calls back into green
[+6] u/whitehypeman: Was gonna buy googl until I heard they hold a massive amount of spcx to support sundar's early investment. Pass
[+6] u/catfromgarfield: feel bad for iranians right now
[+6] u/Informal_Hornet_4502: # EVERYONE PANIC, SELL EVERYTHING
\*i have puts
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Whoever said “markets are efficient” was the dumbest motherfucker to ever walk the face of the Earth
[+6] u/IWorkForTheEnemyAMA: V please V please V please
[+6] u/ThatOtherGuy254: I might have made a mistake thinking this would bounce.
[+6] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: Lol this is actually a fucking disaster
[+6] u/Key_Improvement_9229: Watching TSLA and SPCX dump hard is the ONLY silver lining to this shitty day…
Ffuuuuuuuuuuuucckk
[+6] u/Pitiful_Fox5681: If it's on margin, that means *I* didn't actually lose anything, right?
[+6] u/jeromewatdoink: SPY -1.55% what is this, dump for ants?
when -5% day
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Taco coming any minute now
[+6] u/Sick0h: 🥭 can stay regarded longer than I can stay solvent.
[+6] u/Snowman33001: I’m beginning to think that no one knows what the fuck is happening!
[+6] u/hotCupADank: remember when you felt smart?
[+6] u/imsolost3090: Bleed Elon bleed 🩸🩸🩸
[+6] u/mode_redditor: If you are cash gang and still not buying shit , upvote this comment
[+6] u/Moist-Guava-732: im so fucking sick of literally everything dumping because the overall market is crashing
algos ruined stock trading it will never go back to 2021 fun times
[+6] u/sabatiel180: Oh man, cheeks clapped everywhere! 😲
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: I hate 🥭 so much man, burning the entire world economy because his ego
[+6] u/Kody14: Dumbass hasn’t posted in three hours. This might actually be the end
[+6] u/JudgmentCharming355: At the end, Iran war was not priced in
[+6] u/jijitalk: I really fucking suck at this. Can’t wait for my GF to look at our house downpayment account and confront me about why I couldn’t contribute a single cent for the past 2 months. Great job, thanks google, fuck you.
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Trump - 'Inflation is low, no one hates the Iran war, interest rates should be at 0'
[+6] u/bearwithme23: Tomorrow either going to be the weirdest Friday rally ever or dumpy str8 to the 4th circle of hell (Greed)
[+6] u/whitepug: Who cares about bonds reaching 20 year highs and oil to 100 there's a dip to buy 🥱
[+6] u/jyohnyb: Bye bye new day traders. Welcome to the fucking show
[+6] u/ContentSimple1275: CLOSE THE MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+6] u/clubdirthill: BREAKING AXIOS: 🥭 close to “massive strikes” against your portfolio
[+5] u/I-paint-sometimes: WTI IS GOING TO GET HIGH
WTI IS GOING TO GET HIGH
[+5] u/QuarterDisastrous479: Hes a real piece of shit
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: Won't go lower
Won't go higher because they don't want to pay out call premiums
Pussyfoot for next 5.75 hours
[+5] u/BracingFlyer_228: Could really use a 🌮 right about now
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: Honestly will be shocked if we don't get a face-ripper V at some point considering how many puts and shorts are being put on
MMs seem to really really want to slow-walk this and are spiking every V attempt we've gotten so far
[+5] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: Conversely you could be down 30% but are net zero
[+5] u/forevergooon: I have 350 google shares at $166 average. I think imma sell
[+5] u/Hellmale: Option premiums are outrageous
[+5] u/cgonz15: Guys lets all pray for a google V, can i get an amen
[+5] u/FIREJourneybullgang: They are shaking it out before the pump. There's no way this oversell lasts on such great news. Green afternoon and shrek friday
[+5] u/whitewashedsyrian: Tom stupid dumbass fat fuck Lee: July will be an up month thanks to earnings
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Canada's PM Carney: Canada is in a stronger position than it was when the trade war started and will do whatever is needed to defend itself.
Canada joins WW3
[+5] u/tgaccione: Most annoying and pathetic daily thread people gotta be the nonstop “boll” and “ber” people who don’t shut the fuck up
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: lol memory is holding up fine
[+5] u/livin_in_the_land: Feels good knowing I took the moral high ground voting against this insanity
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: Im gonna axe yall once more:
WHY is it dumping so hard today?
[+5] u/Cyee05: Get your calls while you still can
[+5] u/alone-in-the-chat: just want my money back!! fuck u google
[+5] u/drigocien12: Google has got to be a buy here
[+5] u/YardComprehensive215: sell everything. it's world war 3. fuck the MMs
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: whats wrong with negative cashflow? i've been doing it for years
[+5] u/HoldUpWoahThere: We getting in google at $315 or $0?
[+5] u/very-social-autist: call me back in october folks
[+5] u/lumbagel: Here come the bargain hunters
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Raised capex priming semi’s for a bull run and oil has to come and fuck it up before the market even opens the next day? Can we get a fucking break
[+18] u/trumpdiego: ##BREAKING: Disney to acquire Draftkings in all cash deal. Plans on opening Prediction Markets for kids.
[+14] u/NotRllytho: I’m here to spread fear and misinformation
[+14] u/SteakEater137: # Trump says he is considering a ‘massive attack’ on Iran
*US President Donald Trump has told Axios that he is seriously considering restarting major combat operations against Iran, saying Tehran “haven’t received enough pain yet”.*
*“I am considering a massive attack. Bigger than ever before. I am close to making a decision. We are all set for it,” Trump was quoted as saying on Thursday.*
Market finds this bullish because it smells like a taco
[+12] u/KindfOfABigDeal: Guys, im starting to think Trump might not know what hes doing in Iran.
[+11] u/opsqttt: How the fuck is MU still green????
[+10] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: I’m now 100% margin called, watching this as a dumb bool
[+10] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: # RAISE THE RATES PUSSIES
[+9] u/fenton7: A 1-2% drop is the end of the world for many degens.
[+9] u/LowWarthog: I’m on a 20 year Odyssey to get back to even. Wish me luck.
[+9] u/FrankRizzoNGL: This is called: warming up the drill. Wait for Fed meeting next week. 😂😂😂
[+9] u/Viktri1: Google down 7-8% is an immediate buy from me.
Done it a number of times recently
Deep in the red
Gonna martingale this until I'm broke
[+9] u/OrdinaryReasonable63: I gotta stop gambling on penny stocks like GOOG and invest in some respectable companies, like SMCI.
[+9] u/Buydipstothemoon: MU is so goddamn bullish right now.
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: Thank god my 3k deposit was postponed I would’ve lost everything 😭 now I can buy the dip
[+8] u/the_prophetor_1: # Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
[](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/?f=flair_name%3A%22S05E02%22)
[+8] u/Timely_Chicken_1564: Face down gas up that's the way we like to invest
[+8] u/CEO_of_SOXL: $MSFT is like that ex gf that turns into a whore and sleeps with all your friends
[+8] u/AlphaHarmony: so why we recovering?
[+8] u/ebfeebfe: Please remain in your seats while Acxios enlarges the headline to 90pt
[+8] u/MoreOutcome8541: It’s probably so easy for the MMs. All they have to do is fake a V and get retail to pile in before rugging🤣🤣🤣 everyone in here is pavlov’s dog
[+8] u/DragonFruit-_-777: "Memory is cyclical" while everything is down LOL
[+8] u/FunkyGrowMan: I was houthi for a bit in college
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Holy fuck TSLA is getting rationale price action today
Dump that bih
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: This is not the V you’re looking for.
[+7] u/Onnimation: #Breaking: The House voted 214–208 to halt military action against Iran without explicit congressional approval, backed by four Republican defectors
[+7] u/kazkeb: If SpaceX loses another 40 it might actually be a buy
[+7] u/BeatzAway: Only a V through the sky can save my ass
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Bulls are actually so spoilt
The tiniest of bounce and they start screaming V V V
[+7] u/Alarming_Assistant21: Lost 7k in the past w weeks trying to time the plunge.
Woke up to this shit today. Fml
[+7] u/chrisshutup: don’t revenge trade spy
don’t revenge trade spy
don’t revenge trade spy
don’t revenge trade spy
[+7] u/aqjingson: A lot of u regards would be better off buying overpriced Pokemon cards than losing it in fds
[+7] u/-0x00000000: Shooting star pattern on SPY
[+7] u/nordik1: memory and semis 📈 📈
[+7] u/trumpdiego: ##Nice.
##Big.
##Natural.
Multi-Day.
Sell Off.
[+7] u/berkoh: I like MU what about you guys?
[+7] u/DarkoDokkan: Of course MU and SNDK, only green stocks lmao
[+7] u/ilikemgs: Selling nudes for 0dte money hmu.
Full transparency I’m very ugly
[+6] u/QueenAlicat: Here’s what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna sell my calls for the third time, at a loss and give in and buy puts instead. Then it’ll V so hard, I’ll lose money on my puts too. You’re welcome.
[+6] u/Ancient_Stretch1746: Koreans are sweating
[+6] u/Czyzzle: BILL CLINTON HAS REALLY FUCKED THIS UP
[+6] u/Glum-Mortgage-5860: I AM GOING TO BAG HOLD GOOG and you can’t stop me
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: STOP TELLING ME TO BUY THE "DIP!
I DONT TRUST THIS SCAM ASS MARKET. I AIN'T BUYING SHIT!
[+6] u/StophJS: We went from "Iran will never have nuclear weapons" to "Nevermind I guess they will and Saudi Arabia too probably"
[+6] u/No-Inevitable1270: SPY SPY WHY DID YOU DIE
[+6] u/NotMe357: "TACO to Israel's Channel 12 News: I am considering a massive attack. Larger than anything that has been done before. I am close to making a decision."
[+6] u/SignificantRip8239: # SCPX soon to be a sub-$100 stock LMAOOOO
[+6] u/BigBludda: Buy a single fucking put and shit goes up .25%
[+6] u/IronicallyCanadian: I'm not asking for much. I just need GOOGL to make it to $400 by the end of the week in order to afford my rent
[+6] u/1moreloser: Taking the GF to a fancy Applebees BOGO dinner tonight. Thanks SPY
[+6] u/jersey856: The great thing about SPCX is you can literally watch them burn your money in real time on TV. Tune in today!
Don’t buy until after the debris field settles to minimize insurance risk
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: "(Orange) is considering a massive attack on Iran. Bigger than ever before." -Axios
[+6] u/DudeManBroGuy9: Space bros don't panic. Hopefully by 2042 (or so) if everything goes to plan, no mistakes are made, and no cost overruns are realized, no more dilution takes place your space holdings will start to see some very small profit.
[+6] u/trsx5: The ultimate TACO = withdrawling from the middle east.
It's coming. Otherwise he's hanging his party out to dry too long.
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Google is like your drunk millionaire out there..
Pay cheque earnings: $500k
Spending on hookers (aka AI infrastructure): $(600k)
Free Cash Flow (FCF) - $(100k)
That $100k is finance via credit card & Line of credit!
[+5] u/jdfan51: SERVICE NOW IS SERVING ME NOW
[+5] u/akunisg: semis need to join the party and crash down right... now
[+5] u/Kickboy21: MY DAY IS ALREADY RUINED. FUCK YOU GOOG
[+5] u/qaswexort: GOOG going to annouce a pivot into sustainable footwear
[+5] u/Single-Adeptness-769: ASTS you fucking piece of shit
[+5] u/jamaicagroot: Dear Jesus, if we V to 740 I am never touching options again. please lord please.
[+5] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: Trump to Channel 12: "I'm considering a massive attack. Bigger than anything in the past. I'm close to making a decision."
[+5] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Tesla still at 300 pe after today's drop is crazy
[+5] u/hubblebubble7: Buy the dip guys omg generational opportunity
[+5] u/Iunatic: Why did I wake up to Mag7 armageddon and shitcos ripping? LMFAO
[+5] u/Paddock5280: Hovering around -1.2% is a diabolical move by theta gang for all the 0dte players
[+5] u/shreddedcheese42069: i was making a ton of money an hour ago now im losing a ton of money i love gambling
[+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: lol. You know it’s not the bottom when “okay that’s the bottom” is being passed around. 720 puts expiring tomorrow.
[+5] u/teh_herper: # THE ONE TIME I BUY SPCX PUTS
[+5] u/MrIntuition: quick bear trap here then rocket
[+5] u/zuziannka: Why I lose money fast and make money slow?
[+18] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Breaking 🚨: Potential talks of a possible concept of peace understanding may have possibly been discussed at some point… maybe
\- Axios
[+16] u/All_FIREdUp: Just found out my girlfriend caught HPV from a toilet seat at work ugh
[+12] u/SenileOldDude: Four months ago I lost 212k in a single trade. I promise you that your 5k loss isn’t the end of the world lmfao
[+12] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Who else made money today thumbs up
[+12] u/bearhunter429: #In 2022 tech stocks dropped anywhere from 30% to 50% and SPY was down -25% during the year. Now many tech stocks are down 20-30% already and SPY is only down -2% from its all time high. That's how you know this shit is manipulated to death LMAO🤌
[+11] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Bro fuck goddamn GOOGL.
That shit rips a nasty earnings beat, but "oh no muh capex spending". The stock fucking CRATERS.
I'm down like 15k on this stupid shit. In STOCK DUDE. FUCKING STOCK.
Average cost of 333 after I bought in after hours yesterday. And the STOCK KEEPS FUCKING DIPPING.
I thought after being WAY down from the ATH of like 400, there would be plenty of room to bounce. But no, that shit has to fucking crater yet again.
But you can bet your sweet ass that if I had waited and not bought in, GOOGL would have rocketed today on such strong fundamentals. I absolutely guarantee it would have.
[+11] u/StocksStormTrooper: I can see INTC tanking 50%
[+10] u/No_Cod972: LOL some people still think money is real
[+10] u/ShankThatSnitch: I predict a Trump post either today or tomorrow, claiming the war is over, and it all pumps like mad leading into the weekend.
[+10] u/Duckiesauce07: Just lost 35% of my port because I thought I could time it😭
[+10] u/scm66: Just spent $900 at Costco. I definitely deserve to reward myself with a $1.50 hot dog and Coke.
[+10] u/KyleNoThumbs319: https://preview.redd.it/5t5fxsn8l0fh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5920ccdf65b353e3934358aa10955639dc7cd2a1
[+9] u/Cockballzz: The "NeVeR bEt AgAiNsT eLoN" gang has been pretty quiet lately 😏
[+9] u/sekak77: 90% of this sub would have been better off if we didn’t ever touch this rigged casino
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: last chance to sell scamcron over 1000 LMAO
[+8] u/AKNJ907: Most of you will never know the feeling of rocking full BIS during WOTLK.
[+8] u/kwarknagel: # Deploying capital, steady lads
[+8] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: This is what i get for vibe trading
[+8] u/No_Cod972: LOL What is it with the Amerifats and the Middle East?
Just can't get enough?
(I say as an Amerifat)
[+8] u/NativePlant870: Get a job at the hospital gang. These nurses are thirsty af
[+8] u/Independent-Use-228: The trap is set. We going exotic game hunting today. To me Wakanda
[+8] u/YAYSAY: I might as well just wake up and light $500 dollars on fire every day than try and trade
[+8] u/Sp0kenTruth: Was up 120%> went to a meeting, came back and I'm down 25 percent LMFAOOO
[+7] u/RagingBearBull: stocks are down today because someone here masturbated.
you know exactly who you are, you did this.
because of your nasty habbit, grandma's 401k is down, next time when you masturbate think of grandma. there are consequences to your action.
this is your fault
[+7] u/rk_261: is google a good long term buy at this price?
[+7] u/Conscious_Way_6973: This trading thing is kinda hard. Any strategies?
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I love how SPY is within 1-2% of its all time high even with most individual stocks down 20-30% from their recent highs including stocks with the most weight in SPY LMAO🤌
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #So far every big tech company that reported earnings crashed hard (IBM, Netflix, Tesla, Google). Not a good sign for bol. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/99Fan: Payday next Friday, I assume I will be buying the top again and this crash will begin the following week again right on schedule
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: C'mon... Daddy needs a new pair of ink cartridges.
[+7] u/big-baller-47: SPY - close to ATH
My stocks - 30% from ATH 💀 WOW
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: Some lessons - don’t buy mag 7. Don’t buy anything Reddit says to buy unless you’re extremely early. The more confident Reddit is that the market will never crash or never recover, do the opposite.
[+7] u/Impossible-Ask2489: Those of you regard who said just invest in index. Congrats you've wasted 3 months of your life SPY is the same price where it was 3 months ago
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I wonder what I did to god's mom in my previous life to anger him this much LMAO🤌
[+7] u/DrumpfTheBern: Good lord SNDK! How do you keep pulling this off?
[+7] u/Jupitersd2017: House voted to bring troops back and end the war in Iran.
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Bers are SO FUCKED omg I can’t believe it…. Wowwwwwww🤌😭🤌😭
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: God damn im fucking retarded man.
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: If Microns down 5%
DRAM down 5%
Micron up 5%
DRAM up 2%🤡🤡🤡
[+6] u/No_Cod972: lol no fucking way he's saying they want to negotiate again to Axios?
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Yeah theyre blatantly playing everyone today, they can pump or dump this at will, keeping the green I have from this morning instead of risking more puts, just hope some of them choke on something
[+6] u/mike_from_here: Just logged in. What the fuck did you boys do
[+6] u/slap_sum_stank_on_it: I was houthie for a bit in high school
[+6] u/crazyfool319: BIG BET: Cathie Wood goes ALL IN on Elon Musk
Fox Business 3.37M subscribers
105K views 1 day ago
\^ can't make this shit up
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: >UN chief warns situation in Middle East ‘getting out of control’
Thanks Chief! Any other hot takes that might have an effect on the markets?
[+6] u/ell_toon96: Cant wait for intel to dump after record breaking earnings
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: You can see in real time where they decide "too many poor people just loaded puts, pump it"
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: Micron pee pee why so erectile dysfunction
[+6] u/jymacro99: But memory bears told me it was cyclical
[+6] u/New-Length5593: Hotline pinned for BoL
[+6] u/Cultural-Gate1583: One can only imagine the pump on MU if market wouldnt be regarded.
[+5] u/No-Paint-5726: Holy micron fomo but I will not be a fomo
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: oil is straight up printing
[+5] u/illegaltaco420: Hey chat, my calls did not print
[+5] u/Personal_Score7793: Great attempt bulls!!!!!!
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: SELL EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR CHILDREN
[+22] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: fuckin dummy Mango. Oil back at highs and for what
[+19] u/savethechows: The Reddit regards, they came to me — crying, actually crying, can you believe it? They said, "Please, Mr. President, sir, just one tweet, one beautiful tweet." And I said, "You want a tweet? I give the best tweets, the best. Nobody tweets like me. My tweets are incredible, huge, record-setting." So they're begging, these guys, total losers before I helped them, but now they're winners, big winners. And I did it. I gave them the tweet. And you know what happened? The stocks went through the roof, through the roof. Tremendous. But they had to come to me. Nobody else could do it. Believe me.
[+13] u/yahooms: # I HAVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY BEATING THE MARKET BY -25% EVERY YEAR
# ANY JOURNALISTS HERE WANT TO INTERVIEW ME?
[+13] u/damecon: sell truth social subscriptions, stop tweeting
art of the deal
[+12] u/richiejetson: Lmao wsb is going for puts. Just inverse it
[+11] u/Ben_f157: Remember WSB is 70% unprofitable - the current sentiment being PUTS
Calls it is
[+11] u/ICallASpadeASpade: What the heck is a margin call. And why does Charles Schwab want $50k by the end of the day?
I just skimmed the notice, but it sounds like a them problem, not a me problem.
[+10] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Get ready for the "At the request of the Islamic Republic for Iran, who badly wants to make a deal, I've decided to hold off on the massive strikes planned for tonight, strikes bigger, and far deadlier than ever before. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
[+10] u/scooterhomeimprover: It’s all good, bulls. 20 more days of this and then the markets will be reasonably valued.
[+9] u/PoobliusFlavius: tsla is only down 3%
on the year
to clarify any tard with a chart can see where it was
one year ago
[+9] u/Roland_W_Fab: We are approaching TACO Territory.
[+9] u/ImpossibleForm: Calls on Korean beer after them seeing the market today
[+8] u/Jagged_Tide: Mf needs to tweet already
[+8] u/Such_Coin: MSFT turn around- went from green only on red days, to red everyday.
[+8] u/One_Guava_3883: https://preview.redd.it/ql04ltjbu0fh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf6bfe86b958f132bc2470b336233bea40ac3cd
[+8] u/jd192739: service now being down is just retarded
[+8] u/ICallASpadeASpade: If you’re reading this, it means your a regard that browses this sub. And unfortunately, it’s probably only a matter of time before it’s fries for you.
[+8] u/SalemKinkTrials: If SPY dropped 4% in a week a lot of you fuckers would perish let’s be honest
[+8] u/Memento_mori9608: Balls deep in memory, not selling until 2028
[+7] u/kinkyhentai69: Obvious scam pump incoming
[+7] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Senate blocked war powers resolution. More red incoming.
[+7] u/Such_Coin: Not everyday that you can lock in your yearly max capital gains write off all at once! 🤑
[+7] u/throw_keeb: So SPCX actually *was* drilling for oil.
[+7] u/Capital_Wing1861: MU do the thing where you swing down 4% in an hour
[+7] u/MoleMan199: Spy is down $10 and I’m holding 0dte puts that are out of the money. Yes, I’m regarded
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Hey Trump, I’m gonna need that tweet now
[+7] u/Single_Guarantee9545: JUST SEND THE MARKET TO $0 AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY! FUCK YOU!
[+7] u/miniscule_rycegrain: Hey guys I cannot open my broker app right now but with 10x leverage on Google I am officially a millionaire today right? right?
[+6] u/9tacos: My port looking like Ronnie Coleman retirement
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: Good god this is so boring. DO SOMETHING.
[+6] u/Airizom: Even the “VOO and chill” guys are getting royally fkd
[+6] u/diskfreak3: Fill up with gas tonight boys
[+6] u/nosebeerz420: USO heading down someone know something we don’t?
[+6] u/DumbNutter: TSLA is such a dog shit stock. Fuck that company
[+6] u/LawngClaw17: I just wanted micron to go back up. I didn’t realize I’d be sacrificing the rest of the market in order for that to happen
[+6] u/The_Albertino: I seem to lose more with stop losses rather than holding forever. I’m really good at timing the bottom
[+6] u/kingkongsdingdong420: I really fucking hate this market
[+6] u/Ok_Apricot_6202: GG I think I just bought SPCX calls at the top
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: #WHAT THE FUCK
#I JUST TURNED ON THE NUMBERS
#THIS AINT RIGHT
[+6] u/bamfchris1992: Is everyone realizing that tesla might not be worth the same value of every combustion-electricity machine producer combined?
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: 4th time is the charm MU
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad5009: Im down 100% on wat i made 2hrs ago! But i've still got four bears left
[+5] u/ACiD_80: And ofcourse SPCX is up... what completely retarded manipulation... If this continues i think people will just quit investing in the US... they are just blatantly stealing our money.
[+15] u/ercanbas: I’m not wrong, I’m just early and wrong
[+14] u/OkResponsibility2470: WSB is convinced there is gonna be a taco, remember inverse WSB
[+14] u/thomasjk61: JUST INVESTED FOR THE SECOND TIME IN MY LIFE. FIRST TIME WAS 2 DAYS BEFORE LIBERATION DAY. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
[+13] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I thought we were supposed to have peace now and the Strait open.
But we somehow ended up with now two Straits closed.
[+13] u/WarmCan3034: I used to laugh at people who blow up their ports and now I understand…
[+13] u/jer123: Officially a Google bagholder
[+12] u/Nitor_: MM's WON'T SHAKE ME OUT OF MICRON
[+11] u/browhodouknowhere: I have to admit something...I tell my staff I have diabetes so they don't offer me their home cooked treats.
I'm sorry for lying
[+9] u/POWRAXE: You guys think the Koreans sell again tonight?
Lol jk I know they will.
[+9] u/stock_dude9: I just woke up, how’s my portfolio of only Google and Tesla holding up?
[+9] u/Long_Dong_Silver6: PRESIDENT TRUMP IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE NEED A TWEET OR AXIOS HEADLINE PLEASE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+8] u/Jedi_Song: Any chance spacx might be Elon’s downfall ?
[+8] u/dbainerr: He's basically saying peace talks are going well
[+8] u/BearlyBearishBear: When will bulls understand that there is no 🌮 out of this situation. The US can completely pull out of the region, and oil is still fucked because Iran controls the strait. 🥭 Has backed the US into a corner that we can't escape
[+8] u/Celticsmoneyline: don’t tell me I changed my profile pic for nothing
[+8] u/Asleep-Implement5938: gotta get rid of those 0dte's before 2pm my brothers. after 2pm MMs chop price within a $1 range to let your contracts outside of that range get eaten by theta then they expire worthless at 3:45 and then the real moves begin. All while showing fake pumps and dumps to bait people into thinking they can catch a trend and make a quick buck, but they just chop it back the opposite direction in a few minutes and steal your capital. rinse and repeat, every day.
[+8] u/AetherNas: I just told my wife i gambled away most of our down payment for our house.
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: # BUY LOW SELL LOWER
[+8] u/Apfelmoes_: puts have never been more obvious in my life and im still not gonna do it
[+7] u/Professional_Art3563: Glorious week to load up on long term calls and leaps
[+7] u/smileydog511: Remember bears 1 tweet and ur fucked
[+7] u/duubz_: I impress myself every time. When I think I can't wipe out my entire lil portfolio, I do it in a less than a day
[+7] u/Diguojigood: what the fuck, my broker just auto sell my options, we are still half an hour away and I could have made money instead of losing money in just 2 minutes.
FUCK
[+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Insiders loading up for the next peace deal ATHs.
[+7] u/Guilty_Rooster_6708: Weak ass market is killing MU momentum
[+7] u/dbainerr: mango about to introduce Shohei from the islamic republic of japan aka peace talks going extremely well
[+7] u/erx988: typical mu pump to around 1;30pm and then fall till 4 pm giving up most of the gains
[+7] u/PenguinOfB00m: But wait, there's more
[+6] u/DDGib: Is INTC the move here? Full port and hope for crazy earnings?
[+6] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Come on baby cease my fire, try to not set the night on fire
[+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: GOOG seems like such an obvious buy here
[+6] u/stock_dude9: The first 35 moves into close are fake, always remember
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: starting to think 🥭has no ideia how to end this war... our pain will only get worse
[+5] u/MansBarelyHot: Markets will go negative YTD. MAG7 will all be down another 20-30 percent cause of no positive ROI
[+5] u/Evdrmr: https://preview.redd.it/mli7gu7nxzeh1.png?width=699&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e0d477fbe8c9907f2a6df489ca25e79de8b589d
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: I'm crying bro google almost lost all of its YTD gains in one session
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: GOOG calls here good? I think they could be. NVDA probably even better but NVDA likes to fuck around.
[+5] u/Kowan: Last week I couldn't find Korean cold noodles in the supermarket, south korea dumped hard.
This week I found Korean cold noodles in the supermarket and boom look at this shit.
I'll let u guys know next week if I see any noodles okay
[+12] u/Important_Yoghurt722: Iran—very nasty, very rude. Obama gave them cash, I gave them bombs. Tremendous bombs. The biggest, most beautiful boom you’ve ever seen.
General called me, tears in his eyes, said, *"Sir, it’s a flat parking lot now."* I said, *"Great real estate, maybe I’ll build a hotel."*
Supreme Leader? Not so supreme anymore! Make a deal, or more big booms.
Thank you, God bless America!
[+11] u/TheMallard1: War about to be over for the 6th time to bring market back up
[+9] u/TinfoilHat87: # I’m never going to financially recover from this
[+9] u/Provolone-Jones: The amount of people who are confident 🥭 will unconditionally surrender to Iran is staggering. He’ll bankrupt all of us before he accepts an L.
[+9] u/cantTankThisFox: Are INTC earnings even out wtf is this pump
[+8] u/sweatyonion20: Rigged, stock market is a scam
Google beats earnings by 3x the estimate and it dumps 7% in a day
(Insert 10 other reasons here)
Tldr i got fked again
[+8] u/drbigtoe: Kind of insane how optional this all was
[+8] u/diefy7321: # This is all Joe rogan’s fault
[+7] u/FartPolluter: God, i hate jp morgan
[+7] u/CaptainApeCommander: HOLY SHIT PEACE DEAL ANNOUNCEMENT
[+7] u/legible_print: Any “Mr \_\_\_\_, I don’t feel so good” comment should be grounds for a one-day ban
[+7] u/cheweyy: Sandick more like limpdick 😡
[+7] u/delicious_oppai: bols running outta ammo
[+7] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: im excited for the koreans to sell us back down on memory tonight
[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: Mu 1500 end of august
[+7] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Kinda wanna buy TSLA 2X but the second I buy it will keep dipping
[+7] u/hotforlowe: They just let anyone trade anything these days, huh.
[+7] u/waka_wear_art: DCA using infinite margin
[+6] u/farawaytown20: Im coming home nana!!
[+6] u/unexceptiontotherule: Another 20 days of dumping like this and TSLA might actually become fairly valued.
[+6] u/somecleverphrase: Tesla on track for worst post-earnings-report trading session since 2013. LOL
[+6] u/solidsneeze: are you not happy with the puts I sold you? 🥺
[+6] u/uncorrelatedgambling: My AI bets are so much in the red, lmao
[+6] u/Specialist_Resort539: CAPEX doesn’t matter because that $10b spent on data centers will be $10b investment from Anthropic which be $100b in market cap which will be $10b spent on data centres which will be $10b investment from Anthropic which will be $100b in market cap which will b…
[+6] u/Similar-Sherbet3510: and my gains are goneeeee for da day
[+5] u/Subject_Truth3770: Calls on google now?
[+5] u/bodymindtrader: The upcoming CRASH will make 1929 look like a walk in the park
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: This is somehow Obama's fault.
[+5] u/ap1618: Google sell off is the fakest thing I've ever seen