Tanker catches fire in the Red Sea 4 hours after POTUS announces buy-one-ship-get-one-power-plant. Long energy, short international law.
u/crazzzone ·
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· July 22, 2026 at 22:15
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The post describes a tanker fire in the Red Sea coinciding with the POTUS announcing retaliatory strikes against Iran for attacking shipping. The author sees both major oil chokepoints (Red Sea and Strait of Hormuz) as effectively blocked, combined with low SPR and IEA reserves, yet oil prices have barely moved.
The thesis is that the market is complacent about escalating geopolitical risk in the Middle East, and the author is betting on a breakout in energy prices by holding long XLE call options before an expected catalyst (ceasefire failure or further escalation).
Quality assessment: This is speculative noise driven by a single news event and personal conviction, not deep fundamental or technical analysis. The top comment correctly notes that Houthi rebels, not Iran, are behind the Red Sea attacks, weakening the causal link the author asserts.
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Regards, regards.
Left: an actual tanker, actually on fire, in the strait that handles Saudi Arabia's only detour around the OTHER strait that's already closed. The crew is currently fighting the fire, which is more risk management than anyone in this sub has ever attempted.
Right: the President of the United States announcing what is functionally a rewards program: every time Iran shoots at a ship, one (1) bridge or power plant gets deleted, Tehran locations included. Collect all ten. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
State of the oil market: both exits blocked, the fire department's response is more fire, the world's biggest crude buyer (China) just stopped buying, the SPR is at 1983 levels, and the IEA has burned through 72% of its emergency stash with both piggy banks hitting empty in September.
The market's reaction to all of this? Brent up like 2%. Everyone's waiting for a ceasefire that gets announced every morning and bombed every night.
Positions: XLE 8/21 $58c + $60c. Exit plan: Friday, or the ceasefire, whichever hurts more.
Not financial advice. This is barely English.
A tanker is on fire in the Red Sea; POTUS has threatened to destroy Iranian infrastructure for each ship attacked; China has stopped buying oil; SPR and IEA emergency reserves are historically low. These converging supply risks (chokepoint disruptions, retaliatory strikes, reserve depletion) are not yet priced into oil/energy stocks, offering a short-term mispricing opportunity until a ceasefire or further escalation. Long XLE via call options expiring Aug 21 to capture a potential spike in energy equities as the market re-rates geopolitical risk. A sudden ceasefire holds; Houthis (not Iran) are the actual aggressors so retaliation may not escalate; Brent already only up 2% suggesting market skepticism; options time decay and low liquidity.