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[+22] u/mmaisumm: They can liquidate me. Fuck em.
[+22] u/Ceyenne18: MSFT GREEN MSFT GREEN
I REPEAT - MSFT GREEN
SELL EVERYTHING
[+21] u/juliakeiroz: i swear koreans have to be the single #1 biggest paper handed bitches in all history
[+17] u/fenstapuza: Everything red but MSFT. At this point it's not even a pattern anymore, MSFT is just the anti-stock.
[+16] u/69peterpumpkineater: As a Korean, I despise Koreans
[+15] u/organicMango_: pls memory, I dont want to become bagholder :(
[+15] u/AffectionateWash9472: Being a europoor is quite chill these days. Wake up, buy calls after the overnight korean selloff, sell them at lunch before muricans start their shenanigans.
[+14] u/dumbest-bastard: Fake recovery, puts at open
I say this as a bol.
[+14] u/StockB0Y: Everything so overvalued you can't even invest
[+14] u/MagnoliaRoofConsult: Genuinely curious as to what the bear case is for MU other than “haha bols get fukt”
[+13] u/POWRAXE: Average Korean “investor” = weak bitch
[+12] u/Orin_n: Rip your calls if you thought you bought the dip
[+12] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: I CANT TAKE THIS RED EVERYDAY ANYMORE SOMEBODY FIX THIS SHIT
[+12] u/Starkfault: RKLB/DRAM will never go up again
[+12] u/Gloomy_Necesary: Let’s compile a list of the WSB Daily post classics.
\- “What is this? A dip for ants?
\- “Celieve it or not, balls.”
\- \*a Bearhunter LMAO 🤌 comment\*
\- “Bear/bull anoos”
\- “Puts on this guys wife”
What am I missing?
[+9] u/Hist0racle: Ok lets see what fresh hell this week brings for my portfolio
[+9] u/Diguojigood: Meta throwing 40 billions dollars more in data center.
https://financialpost.com/pmn/business-pmn/metas-louisiana-data-center-to-surpass-250-billion-price-tag
Looks like it's going to be puts on Meta and calls on AI trade still - greeb by open
[+9] u/burnttoast14: Stocks only go up regards
[+9] u/jasperCrow: Had a buddy of mine who knows 0 about personal finance say he bought $4k of SPCX cuz “it was going to 10x in the next 10 years. Lmfao. The Great Depression 2.0 loading
[+9] u/teh_herper: # DAMN KOREANS, I GUESS ALL THAT TIME AT MATH COMPETITIONS DIDN'T TEACH Y'ALL HOW NOT TO BE PAPER-HANDED BIH's I SEE
[+8] u/BFox1982: I picked a bad week to stop boofing angel dust.
[+8] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: MU you twit. I can't believe I took bag holding ASTS money and turned it into MU bagholding money. Oh well at least it started with 10K so overall a small enough loss to be humorous.
[+8] u/AerieZealousideal330: *SPCX has gone down literally every day since the indexes bought it (and I became an official bag holder).*
*It's gonna break syndicate at $135 isn't it?*
*#fuckme*
[+8] u/Senior_Yesterday_825: Back up on open trust me bro
[+8] u/jasperCrow: 2 hours until “temporary ceasefire agreement in place for 5 days”
Ber about to b fuk yet again
[+7] u/fantabulouz: whats worse than a gey ber? a paper handed bitch. buy the dip you regard 🫵🤡
[+7] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: Buy the dip !!! Be the exit liquidity you were born to be !!!
[+7] u/Cpryus: sk hynix is fuk that shit down near 40% aths
[+6] u/pysapien: Wtf is going on with memory, it’s not like the demand vanished all of a sudden
[+6] u/mrnestor: all in on micron today?
[+6] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Atleast korean stocks can correct to the downside meanwhile US coksukking "market" only goes up.
[+6] u/barebune: Futures dead cat bounce before another gap down
[+6] u/leestowncat: Buffett plz buy sndk.
[+6] u/Savagebabypig: Why would Korea and Joe Biden do this to us
[+6] u/Bxdwfl: So sick of this deal on/deal off bullshit swinging tech each day
[+6] u/juliakeiroz: bers lowkirkenuinely believe we won't have a peace deal announced 1min before market opens
[+6] u/CheapHero91: apple market cap is comical
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: JPOW gone and all hell breaking loose 😤
[+6] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: You wanna have a bad day, make sure msft is green
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: *Good Morning Euro poors and fellow Anglo poors. How my calls looking? Are we winning again?*
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: *Is my SPCX* ***Mars****ing yet?*
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: This is why I don’t buy into ADRs
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: becoming virulently racist was never totally out of the question but I didn't really think it would be against Koreans
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Friendly reminder that you can turn on color blind mode on your phone so that your port no longer shows red
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Surely 7 circuit breakers in a month has liquidated Korean retail
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Apple failed with Siri and Apple Intelligence but because of Sam Altman’s stupidity, Apple now gonna own OpenAI 😮💨
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Korea 🇰🇷 just learned what pump and dump is 😮💨
[+5] u/Best_Regard: just a game of high stakes hot potato
[+5] u/False_Secret1108: Buy 0DTE qqq puts at open for generational wealth. And use all your capital
[+23] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Holding memory/storage has greatly reduced my ability to feel
[+19] u/emperor_dinglenads: I'm no longer a trader, I'm an INVESTOR. It's sophisticated.
[+18] u/Comrade_Durge: My portfolio is looking like the holy grail of autism at the moment- bought in at ATH on ONDS, RKLB, ASTS, SKHY, Samsung, RCAT, HOVR.
[+17] u/mousepop321: Ngl this is getting out of hand, I might have to step in in and open this Hormuz straight
[+15] u/Boraximus: MU and the art of the V
[+13] u/daddysgirl794: The amount of normie subs piling in on DRAM and talking about how it would only go up for the next 5 years should've made it obvious we were topping out
[+11] u/Specific-Path3179: SNDK is down.....5%? where's the crash
[+10] u/Comrade_Durge: Lots of over leveraged Koreans have been wiped out today to the point the government is now announcing plans to step in and introduce tougher requirements to trade on leveraged ETFs, you can’t make this shit up lmao
[+10] u/silver0199: Microsoft green in the pre market.
My calls are fucked
[+10] u/WordsHappenedHere: Sure makes me feel good that 🥭 keeps bragging about acing cognitive tests. He took another one apparently. Bro has dementia for sure. He brags like it’s an IQ test but it literally has questions like “which one is an elephant”
At this point the tests aren’t even meant for diagnosis. They are for measuring the progression. Probably so they can adjust his meds.
[+10] u/stupidber: Ber the kind of person that holds the cigarette in the same hand as the redbull
[+10] u/kryptonyk: Thanks for the dip, POOREANS
[+10] u/mayorolivia: Koreans are weak people
[+10] u/CEOofBeanz: We are in the last few days/hours to buy DRAM at these prices
[+9] u/Financial-Belt-506: War is over per Axios. Trump and the IRGC seen spooning overnight
[+9] u/OrangMiskin: Smoll pp Koreans in fucking shambles LMAO
[+9] u/Creative_Number_4428: Dumping my MRVL 285 bags. Hope degenerates buy my exit 🫡
[+9] u/Any_Influence_8305: Just read Lindsey Graham died with a networth of $1-1.2m, those escorts were eating into his retirement
[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: Probability of winning the lottery: 1/300million
Probability of your options printing: 1/300billion
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: I took a blue chew before logging in, no one is working harder than me today.
[+9] u/da-pkitty: Bye Korea wouldn’t wanna be ya
[+8] u/stupidber: I need someone to cosign this klarna hotdog for me
[+8] u/wafflepiezz: When boomer subs like r/stocks and r/ETFs start posting about them being down on DRAM, semis, etc.,
You know it’s gg.
Giga dumping will continue
[+8] u/Ok-Ship-4625: I'm bullish on >!puts!<
[+8] u/AncientAd3846: Everyone buy puts so the calls print 🤣🤣🤣
[+8] u/guzzledglizzy: I just wanna skip work and play Black Ops II
[+8] u/patricktu1258: I am exhausted. I may just delete app today and hope Hynix recovers.
[+8] u/benj760486: Do I double down on DRAM at open and guarantee a correction 🤔
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Korea be dumping their bags while US sits on cuck and bagholder chair.
US be dumping their bags while Europe sits on cuck and bagholder chair.
lmao
[+7] u/Shrimpf: Something positive about Korea: Kpop is pretty good (Im gay)
[+7] u/AlGAdams: Haters stare in disbelief as MSFT rockets .6% premarket
[+7] u/ck_zaza: Is this because they're claiming McConnell is still alive
[+7] u/Pepper_Thy_Angus: Guys can someone halp? I keep drawing these fancy lines on my charts but none of them show me becoming a billionaire. In fact it just keeps showing my wife’s boyfriend is gonna be mad at me again that I keep losing the money he gives me for lunch. Can anyone check what I’m doing wrong?
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Buy the got damn dip!
[+7] u/Vegetable-Big3545: Fine I'll open the strait myself
[+7] u/Grand-Can-2544: Who’s holding MU NBIS MRVL
[+7] u/unarmed_fish: This smells like the selloff before the sell off but hey im gay
[+7] u/xeemyy: Thank god I only lost money. That’s better than having Super AIDS😮💨
[+7] u/Far-Sherbert-8634: thats all us bears can do? That’s embarrassing
[+7] u/heikici: WallStreetBet's degeneracy ain't nothing compared to your average Koreans all in with 10x Leverage.
[+7] u/E_Riot: Woke up at 4:30, drunk by 7:30, whatever... It's all fake anyway right? Right?!
[+7] u/GainzandPumpz: Just wasted $100 on a date. Should have just bought SPY calls
[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Holy fuck yes oracle didn’t go down with the ship
[+6] u/tortu995: Market pricing is so regarded all across the board is just beyond ridiculous. Tsm neutral vs nvdia down 1.5% despite nvdia being MASSIVELY discounted vs tsmc. Whole ai complex trading at a premium of 4 to 6 TIMES vs memory despite memory being 30 to 40% bom of ai buildout. S&p always chill when it should react in the same way when ai stocks go down cause the economy has been sustained by this buildout. Braindead pricing.
[+6] u/Sengle473: Have we try sending in Ironman to escalate this thing call the strait of Hormuz?
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: MU seems like a better bet than DRAM
[+6] u/Pepper_Thy_Angus: Have not seen a single “believe it or not, calls” post. Haha I’m in danger
[+6] u/thekid0119: Please just a touch of green at open. I sell all my calls and cry happy tears. Calling off my wendys shift if it happens.
[+6] u/Lori-Lightfoot: bers can't even give us a -1% premarket...😤
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: The fact I just had a fleeting thought it might be a good idea to drink bourbon at 7am on a monday tells me this is gonna be a fun week.
[+6] u/CalebVanPoneisen: SNDK recovering slowly but surely.
[+6] u/Snowman33001: Breaking news: my nipples are visible through my shirt
[+5] u/zlordbeats: 1000 missiles 🚀 aimed at iran 🇮🇷 buls 🐂
[+5] u/MeeseShoop: So glad the war ended after 4 weeks in March and we don’t have to worry anymore.
[+5] u/__nameless____: So, the crash got canceled?
[+5] u/Apple2o: How dumb am I for going balls deep into big banks on Friday?
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Why is oil spiking back ?
[+5] u/zg44: SKHY putting the "exit" in exit liquidity. Down 15% the session after ADR launch. Congrats to everyone that bought at 170 on Friday.
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: I can’t wait how sideways we’ll go when the Strait opens wide and becomes gay again.
[+5] u/GneissFrog: why did Koreans elect Taco and Netanyahu and make them attack Iran?
what else can we blame them for?
Oh, why did Koreans attack the WTC on 9/11?
Why are we dropping for no reason?
Am i doing this right?
[+5] u/Pepper_Thy_Angus: Jpow we are sorry for our sins. Every day we stray further from Jpow
[+5] u/Altair82: bers calling for Black Monday with -0.3% SPY
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bers really thought 20k volume meant something LMAO🤌
[+5] u/heikici: SpaceX today won't hold $140 dayum
[+5] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: Is it time to double down on MUU calls
[+5] u/djklmnop: Sam Neill died. Market is going to be so red. Circuit breaker red.
[+5] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Rotation into $MSFT
LETS GOOO
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: *dials numbers on phone*
he sold?
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Oh no MSFT is green. Can’t be good
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Semi crash too obvious now, ATH by wednesday
[+20] u/steem99: discovering options trading was arguably the worst thing that's ever happened to me
[+17] u/SalemKinkTrials: When SPY is close to ATH and your individual stocks are down bad
[+17] u/enc-nyc: Have a strange feeling it's gonna pump / recover for the whole day
[+14] u/gainsusmaximus: Freak out and panic sell everything, it's over
[+13] u/Reply_Stunning: whos getting fucked so hard in the ass rn
[+13] u/my_lastnew_account: I think today will be the first time I lose 6 figures+ on the open.
[+12] u/Rexultdis: Anyone else think that a person saying “my” before mentioning a stock they hold, as in….”My GOOG is falling so hard today,” makes them sound like an old lady talking about her cats or medications.
[+12] u/LiveMotivation: 🥭 hyped MU Friday, still bleeding 🩸. Whomp whomp.
[+12] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: Port falling in real time as he talks
[+11] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Has Axios opened the strait yet?
[+11] u/Worried_Quarter469: Donald taking an IQ test every few months until they add up to 140
[+11] u/hioman01: Ameritards woke up and panic selling
[+11] u/Crazy_Donkies: I'm in Japan on vacation. Shopping at 7-11 makes you feel like a billionaire.
[+11] u/Such_Coin: 🥭 SAYS U.S. WILL DEFEND STRAIT, EXPECTS PAYMENT IN RETURN
🤣🤣🤣
[+11] u/piszczel: I got absolutely smoked on 3x leverage skhynix
[+10] u/Ok_Product8015: Taco announcement soon
[+10] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: *We ban people for being over political.*
No you dont. Never forget mods are gay.
[+10] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: "Oh fuck the world is ending, better buy Excel" - everybody, for some reason.
[+10] u/Straight_Ad_87: MSFT green. Prepare for a red day.
[+10] u/mtnrnnr802: Been cash gang since ‘97. Might buy some stocks today though.
[+10] u/ZYHUA: Anyone holding memory stocks now needs an IQ test
[+9] u/Competitive-Water944: # 300% TARIFF ON KOREA
[+9] u/whitehypeman: Now I understand the Korean war
[+9] u/tothemoon_probably: Down $7500 in dram , such a wonderful sight.
[+9] u/Cav829: It's been so chippy in here since over the weekend. Come on, memory bols. You sat and watched gold, silver, oil, Nvidia, SaaS, etc. bols take it on the chin for months. It's your turn. Have a sense of humor.
[+9] u/solidsneeze: DRAM today equivalent to finding a Brinks truck wide open, no security 💰
[+9] u/Fun_Investment1101: Retards here acting like memory is dead, it’s definitely about to fly now
[+9] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: All signs point to an ugly trading day
[+9] u/corndog_messiah: Time to bury this guy
[+8] u/Severe-Selection-256: As a ber I was very excited yesterday.. now not so sure
[+8] u/fish_: gm to call buyers only
[+8] u/yayaya888: Sheesh. Slept like a fucking baby no open positions over the weekend wtf
[+8] u/Snoo-36555: I'm not selling memory (because realising the losses will ruin me)
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: I've seen enough!
## Get these Koreans more leverage!
[+8] u/tgaccione: Koreans are actual terrorists omg
[+8] u/plumpypenguin: imagine buying SKHYV on Friday with your Fidelity account, not being able to sell unless you call Fidelity support so you decided to hold, and waking up to SK Hynix dumping 15% lol
[+8] u/therealcoon: Macro is bad. Markets will be stuck in this zone until midterms, and then it's going to be the greenest fucking green you have seen in your life.
[+8] u/dpatel211: Found out that r/DRAM\_ETF is a thing lol, will be fun to scroll through today.
[+8] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Dram and chill?! DRAM AND CHILL?! DRAM IS THE TICKET FOR KOREANS TO FUCK ME! FUCKK
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: Bul twerking that bussy. Shaking that anoos
[+7] u/OnceALoser: I made more money in robinhood interest this month than trading. That tells you my trading talent. 🤣
[+7] u/Infamous_Ad3866: 1hr until piece deal
[+7] u/TakeThatBro: Elon should have listed the Bored Company instead of SPCX since it will soon drill to the core of earth
[+7] u/Holiday-Ad3427: SK Hynix's Korean Stock Got Steepest Fall on Record
[+7] u/cyclingmania: SK Hynix down 16% wtf
[+7] u/Bam2458: So if I have a diversified 3 fund portfolio of 60% MU, 30% MSFT, and 10% 0 DTE calls, I am now a boglehead right?
[+7] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: Alright my goal is to make half of what I made at the grocery store last year
[+7] u/RegardMode: Space stock down, semi conductor down, memory down, metals got spanked to death. Where the money going
[+7] u/Trollzore: Somehow down 30% since June thanks
[+6] u/Status-Net2947: A bers most favorite stock: Grindr
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Seeking alpha is the Cramer of daily news(at least on webull).
If you trade their sentiment you are going to get fucked.
[+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: Today’s market seems to be a gay
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: I still don’t like this new board. I can feel getting old creeping in. Back in my day…
[+6] u/Slvrg: Insiders manipulating before tomorrows CPI.
Expect a lot of dumb shit today!
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: I have a call! But I also have a put! But I also have a share! I also have shares on margin!
Who am I? Yes, a retard.
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: 100% military disability is a grift I totally missed out on man I can’t believe how many people I meet with it
[+6] u/comancheranche: Everything red MSFT green no longer a meme
[+6] u/znightmaree: Who needs VIX when you have Reddit
[+6] u/-sakuranbo: Need the market to panic buy, not panic sell
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: basically back to square one on iran, except the SPR is drained, and we're 1200 SPX higher
[+6] u/mp7000000000: I love Mondays because you get to see the weekly glimmer of hope in the bers eyes before they get completely wrecked with Taco Tuesday
[+6] u/Gorgenapper: Why did the Islamic Republic of Korea do this
[+6] u/Goldpeaches32: Bulls asking there manager if they can get OT this week
[+6] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+6] u/bigfan49: Genuinely fuck this gay market
[+6] u/DisgrunltedDan: 🥭
WE'RE GOING TO GET PAID FOR GUARDING STRAIT
WE SHOULD GET REIMBURSED
😂
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: But on the surface man
[+6] u/OkResearcher4831: I feel calm and ready man
[+5] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Pot heads will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day”
[+5] u/BroadBlueberry7777: If you buy puts rn, you like losing money.
I'll remind that if you bought every dip the last 4 months, you never lost money
[+5] u/Ok-Escape-9781: All eyes on axios regards. Any time now :)
[+5] u/Dazzling-Ad7012: Where's the green!? Fuck!
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Did I just time perfectly the semis “cycle”? I just did it in the wrong direction though lol
[+5] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Perpetual state of shambling
[+5] u/HayflickLimiter: Watch the market reverse at open. Shits gonna be crazy
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: OMG this is so overblown you guys act like my calls are -99%. They're NOT!!!! theyre only -96% (basically green) 🤑
[+5] u/Snoo-36555: Dunno if it's going up or down, but either way I'm fully fucked!!
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: That impending feeling of doom
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: google 7 red weeks, now we had 1 green one , cant wait for another 7 red weeks
[+5] u/Utilize3372: WE'RE TAKING OVER THE STRAIT!
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Man if jpow were fed this yield curve wouldn’t look like the apocalypse. Does kevin even work?
[+5] u/Utilize3372: Mfrs be acting like a new MOU deal of all deals aint be coming out by lunch time, on God.
[+5] u/WindNo3445: Sometimes kind of relieving to just pull everything out of the port for a couple weeks and just focusing on life.
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: I'm not in DRAM. Feel like it's not too bad an entry rn.
[+5] u/DipSniper69: Please Ameritards. dont be paper handed bitches like the Koreans today.
[+5] u/Square-Quote-5130: I swear MU would have pumped today hard if it wasnt for this hormuz bullshit
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # Bols getting their shit pushed in
[+5] u/Skilledthunder: The commentor above says hes not gay but hes actually super gay
[+5] u/YoDooley: Chumbawamba has a song about this
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: If Mitch goes, then there are 2 senate seats for special election.
[+5] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Memory stock bubble back to bursting
[+5] u/Bravadette: Oh wtf Sam Neill died
[+5] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: This the only sub where I think everyone is human. Even the bots know to stay away. lol
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: This means RAM will finally be affordable again right?
Right?
[+5] u/tgaccione: Took one look at my portfolio and I’m bout to Lindsay graham myself
[+5] u/thismarketisregarded: CPI will come in below expectations because oil prices fell last month. However, the market will still react negatively because excluding oil, inflation is still quite sticky. The Fed will have to raise rates by the end of the year, and though equity markets have been holding out hope, they will be wrong. The bond market's just early.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: The strait was like 20% open for like a week that's pretty good
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: I’m full porting calls on the first dip. Fuck me and fuck you
[+5] u/Fit-Employ3623: NVDA returning to $200 like clock work
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: Looks like he was right. 😇
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/kcRoFQz0gu
[+5] u/Due-Cat-6065: Time to safe haven to MSFT
[+5] u/ClassroomNo2899: Another day of infinity buying. At some point I doubt every single person having a minimum 401k of 5mil by 2028 is a good thing. But here we are
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: man the stock market is so fucking classic, on Wednesday I sell my NVDA calls and it moons, so on Friday I say fuck it and buy MU calls. Guess what MU is doing now?
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Islamic Republic of Cuba safe for now
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Well... If nothing else atleast I hope this memory crisis advances technology. Memory makers have tons of money for r&d now. Surely it won't all go to exec payouts?
[+19] u/wildcat1055: Too bearish in here. Double reverse: puts
[+18] u/miss_L_fire: Tomorrow is my birthday. I’ve had a really bad past month of losses and it had been making me depressed but over this weekend I celebrated and had amazing time, for once not stressing myself out about what was happening on Sunday night or checking pre until now. It was nice. My last major options play expires on Friday and it’s already basically dead (MU calls) and for once I’m not thinking about how to revenge trade or what I can buy the dip on today. Gonna enjoy the week as much as I can without killing my good mood.
Anyway here’s your large fries and chocolate shake 🍟🥤
[+15] u/Accurate-Flow8078: Guess who bought DRAM at $75?
[+14] u/trust_it_bb: How did half of overnight red get erased. Half the sub was mourning the final days of stock trading before the collapse.
Can’t believe we’re still alive.
[+14] u/SetRestart: Someone tried arguing with me that Semis are a 30 year hold today 🤣⚒️
[+13] u/Phantom400: Have you ever been interviewed by someone with less knowledge than you and then get rejected because the person couldn’t grasp your solution to a problem?
[+12] u/Useful_Donut6789: it appears i have chosen poorly
[+12] u/KittyLover-7: Now why would they ever allow toll fee passage again without serious concessions from the other side which they’d never agree to
It’s over, just increase oil production elsewhere in the world over time, you fucked it for everyone
[+12] u/chimp-to-the-moon: The ocean is fucking big why you gotta go through the strait all the time?
[+12] u/No-Sympathy-686: Half cash
Half stock
Half mast
Half cawk
[+12] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: If you’re buying puts at open you’re too late
[+12] u/ddrsdght: Sometime maybe good sometimes maybe shit
[+12] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: 🥭: *"U.S. should be reimbursed for guarding Strait of Hormuz"*
My brotha in Christ, sybau for real
[+12] u/KittyLover-7: Rotation into software just to rotate back out a couple days later
[+12] u/H_o: you know what they say; another day, another -$46,000
[+11] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Today will be one of those "DIP buying" oportunities and then it will turn into one of those "catching falling knives" oportunities.
[+11] u/CMTTrader: Per Fox News:
\*TRUMP: WE'RE TAKING OVER THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
\*TRUMP: IF WE RUN HORMUZ, US WILL BE REIMBURSED
\*TRUMP: WE'RE GOING TO GET PAID FOR GUARDING IT
[+11] u/TeamDisrespect: I’m suffering from memory loss
[+11] u/AdCritical5383: My body is a machine that converts dollar store canned food into generational poverty.
[+10] u/darkspherei: qqq puts are free money
[+10] u/carrollart: Half poop , half pee
[+10] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: Smart money loaded puts eod Friday for today’s opening dump and pump
[+10] u/Phantom400: You see red i see opportunity
[+10] u/Ok_GAINZ: The market is a mechanism for transferring money from the impatient to the patient.
[+10] u/wolf_of_rapestreet: "U.S. should be reimbursed for guarding Strait of Hormuz" -CNBC
He wants the US to be the windshield wash guy who splashes water on your windshield while you're stopped at a traffic light, then demands payment?
[+10] u/Able-Technology-8055: You typed that out, read it, and still hit post.
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Each red candle pushes my retirement further away by 1 month
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: I can’t prove it yet, but this memory sell off is all SPCX’s fault
[+9] u/twostroke1: You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into the Straits hole.
[+8] u/TumbleweedHealthy226: Love the theory that Lindsey Graham was Axios’ source and that’s why they haven’t posted anything this time.
[+8] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: euros realizing americans just gonna buy the dip LMAO
[+8] u/Rrrandomalias: Where are the SpaceX baggies? I want to see the loss porn
[+8] u/I_work_too_much: I mean I would like to make money I just don't.
[+8] u/chimp-to-the-moon: They can just make submarine to go underwater to avoid Hormuz fee. Are they stupid or what?
[+8] u/StrawberryOk8459: Buying opportunity all the way around. Let SKorea dump the market. Gives us cheaper stocks to buy up.
[+8] u/Some_Current1841: So when do we full port 0dte calls
[+8] u/OkBandicoot9286: Elon an Altman should get in the cage for fight 🤣
[+8] u/jdfan51: Spy should be way lower than it is
[+8] u/dizzy_centrifuge: A bloody day today would be incredible. If SPY gets back into the 730s in a couple days just buy weekly calls and profit
[+8] u/OrganicSong2660: So if premarket dumps we’re ending green right
[+7] u/Baked_potato123: Open the fuckin' **V** you crazy bastards!
[+7] u/LadderAdmirable: Bers LMAO. 0.2% red for all the shittalk.
[+7] u/ZealousidealSector19: What is less regarded full port at open? MU or SPCX, seriously considering between the two
[+7] u/Odd-Cake-7950: There some big buyers buying like crazy atm.
[+7] u/davidbigham: buying put is already late. So buying call at open is the play
[+7] u/Abe2025: I forgot MU came out with a lot of good news over the weekend which means it might dump even more today. Damn it
[+7] u/Lihuman: SK Hynix is a big disappointment. Should had used my brain
[+7] u/TommyFCLee: House of the Dragon needs to step it up
[+7] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high
[+7] u/Exotic_Attorney2524: Why does MSFT literally inverse the QQQ nowadays lmao
[+7] u/Mrsir300: SOXS $245 by end of year
[+7] u/wildcat1055: I’m a memory investor
[+7] u/ThanksDependent1001: I have a problem. Literally in the middle of the ocean on a cruise, cracking out for the casino to open so I can lose all my money. 🛳️🫡
[+7] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: hes going to say some stupid shit today isnt he
[+7] u/havnar-: \-0.07%
The recession is in
[+7] u/isolated-cat: fake sell off. all time high by 4 pm. buy the dip
[+7] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: Buy memory you fucks
[+7] u/I_work_too_much: Market goes up, bulls make generational wealth.
Market goes down, bears make $7.
[+6] u/vermilli21: As a member of the Islamic Republic of Japan, I demand SPY to be at 760 right now!
[+6] u/mehmilani: We control the strait. It's on the website.
[+6] u/isolated-cat: 🥭 says USA will defend the strait, but expects payment in return
this shi hilarious
[+6] u/twostroke1: Gotta wait for Donny and his henchmen to load up on calls at open before releasing the “peace talks going well, strait is fully open” tweet.
(Insert Pepe smoking the hopium emoji)
[+6] u/need20goodmen: I just checked my crystal ball, Kospi plus 10% tomorrow, insititutions dump at close, then -10% Wednesday. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/drakilian: Microsoft with the tiniest green cock you've ever seen, flying half mast and drooping throughout the entire premarket session
[+6] u/Samjabr: Is anyone over this shit yet?
[+6] u/Horcsogg: CNN: 'Ceasefire disintegrates as US pounds Iran following intense weekend of strikes' Aight, imma keep holding my oil stocks a bit longer then.
[+6] u/Sora1274: How screwed are my SPY $762 EOD expiry calls?
[+6] u/twostroke1: Bears ecstatic to make $27 at open.
I’d be ecstatic too to make a trade that was 3x my hourly wage tho.
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Of course South Korea dumped the memory market. It's like clockwork.
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: Lol Korea hit the limit down AGAIN and our dunce ass fake retard market just literally sits there captured and propped up for the 500000th time.
We got like 10 circuit breaker days stored up ready to be unleashed at any time at this point L0L
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: be real with yourself rn.
Do you really think this will fall today?
cmon bro. Lets look at past behaviors to predict future actions
[+6] u/PeachScary413: Most obvious peace deal by open so far.
[+6] u/Wall_St_Bussy: **MSFT GANG CHECKING IN**
[+6] u/j_b_1983: AAPL might be the play today
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: some nerd keeps posting something about a squeeze and then immediately deleting it.
It takes a village, as they say
[+6] u/bluen: Too many crooks (too many crooks)
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: How many of you wear crop tops lmao
[+6] u/MyNameMightBeAmy: Believe it or not, calls
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: Its absolutely delicious that ppl are feeling buyer's remorse for blindly buying something they didnt inform themselves about.
Its also a signal of the top
[+6] u/CharacterSell4054: Saw Jesus last night. He whispered into my ear canal : "NFLX be pumping all the way this week."
Then he sashayed away.
[+6] u/ima_badfriend: So MU calls at open?
[+6] u/RightCut4940: How to get rich:
Buy MU around 900
Sell around 1050
repeat until satisfied with ur networth
[+6] u/WarEaglePrime: Hear me out. We take and toll Hormuz ➡️ stimi checks.
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Trading ✋🏻
Investing ✋🏻
Destitution 👈🏻
[+6] u/need20goodmen: i gonna wait for MU p/e to go back to 40 before buying because im a ‘value investor’
[+6] u/No-Put2311: SKHY instant bagged half this sub in a single trading day
[+6] u/SetRestart: Today out there somewhere was a bear that gave up shorting on Friday and for that, I find joy in my pain.
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: excuse me, but war while market is open is not in my bingo card
[+6] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+6] u/twostroke1: Spy down $1.
This is quite literally worse than the Great Depression.
[+6] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Hey guys MRVL is the next 1T company 🤡
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: Aaaaaaaand it’s gone. My will to live that is
[+6] u/MarginCalledMom: Hynix sounds like a Pokémon
[+6] u/Peeeeech: Bye memory. You won’t be remembered
[+6] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: I will be ~~margin~~ ~~buying~~ loan maxxing today.
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Prolly need that new leveraged etf
[+5] u/ChickenYip: imagine buying koreas bags after it was already down 30% from ath
[+5] u/desilent: GOOGL just shitting out all the gains from all morning in 30 minutes.
[+5] u/Jamiel_Odoml: $TSM just reported June sales of $13.8 Billion up 67.9% YoY
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: KOSPI is crashing because other than semis their only profitable business is cradling BTS's ball sacks.
[+5] u/Responsible-Jacket71: I was promised an axios article that talks are resuming/going well, DONNIE WHERE IS MY PAMPPPP
[+5] u/tropicalia84: SPY trading at levels not seen since Friday afternoon
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Okay so apparently Mitch has a net worth of $120 MILLION … I mean how the FUCK did that happen?!?!?! I’m guessing insiter traiting because there’s no real legitimate way that could happen, but you know what I’m just gonna say good for him because apparently he’s made it work for 41 years…
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: MU 2k EOY and I’ll eat my own poo poo
[+5] u/CPR123_: My “friend” is bragging to me about buying puts on MU even though he knows I have shares because “muh head n shoulders” pattern. Wish I could tell him to fuck off
[+5] u/WarEaglePrime: Alan Grant died. 🦕 RIP Sam Neill
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: so basically we are at where
futes opened last night lol
[+5] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: The thing with 0dte is, you can drug yourself up for 8 hours, hold and it qualifies as diamond hands. How can MMs even hope to defeat me...
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: V shaped recovery by eod, bears will be bamboozled yet again
[+5] u/Pleasant_Way3879: I was promised DRAM up today
[+5] u/Femboy_weed420: Another day of plugging our ears and screaming lalalala, can’t wait.
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Wekk-long half mast?
half mast is the position I maintain at almost every moment in public
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: They're just going to have to bomb the stock market into a recovery. It is what it is.
[+5] u/Small-Maintenance-65: VIX up +8% and SPY only down .3? V cool, v legal
[+5] u/cimande1974: There will be a massive rotation back into Tech. Especially MAG 7. Why ? Because folks will realise they actually make money ...
[+5] u/mehmilani: Which one will become sentient first: AI or members of the Senate?
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Banks (the casino) about to reveal tomorrow just how much cash they hauled in from regards.
[+5] u/_Netgirth: Glad I lowered my beta with some ETFs, like EWY and DRAM
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: power plant and CC bill day 😔
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: My favorite part of mornings like this is knowing damn well its gonna be a bad day but at market open tesla or spy will go positive for a split second making a lot of us pounce on calls only to quickly reverse right back to where we are now and we all comment how we knew not to buy calls but we did anyways.
[+5] u/chimp-to-the-moon: MSFT green mean market will be red
[+5] u/Dry_Shirt7120: Holy shit, MSFT just hit $7000 a share 🔥
[+5] u/MoneyBadger14: Puts make the most sense today, so I think I’ll try calls
[+5] u/31andnotdone: sometimes you wake up in nj, no memory the the night before, no knowledge of headlines and just buy
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: well looks like this will be the start of WWIII.
luckily im friends with my building manager and have rooftop access, that is my avoid the draft plan.
also that is my poor plan and healthcare plan as well, but in the mean time im enjoying my $10 kough
[+5] u/CamOper: Wild that spy ain’t crashing yet. Puts at open are free money.
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Mu pls noon green beer
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Whatever happens, I love it's Monday and the market is open
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Semis are just an absolute war zone
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: Is the sell off in the room with us now
[+5] u/Foreign_Pay1348: Did everyone forget we're still at war lmfao
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Can this guy just fucking stop bro. Like Jesus is 🥭 a bearorist
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Korea giveth and Korea taketh away
[+5] u/Level_Ad8089: south koreans are ruining everything. how long until they build a nuke?
[+5] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: And July is suppose to be the best market month… disappointing.
[+5] u/triezPugHater: Mu daily expiry is out..
[+5] u/vanceraa: the worst thing about travelling is going forward in time zone and having to wait even longer for market open
[+5] u/Kepsoo97: I will smoke a blunt Now.
Open the Casino i‘m Addicted to everything 📈🚀
[+5] u/jda823: The slow realization that SpaceXs revenue stream was basically cut in half over the weekend with Chinas successful rocket will be fun to watch this week.
[+5] u/Technical_Scallion_2: so if I sell my 0DTE QQQ puts at open, QQQ will crash. If I hold them, QQQ will rocket up.
I am currently taking bribes
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: I have GLD and DRAM and it’s all down. 😂👯
[+5] u/lightning_whirler: It's all transitory.
[+5] u/OakzuTV: This has been so exhausting
[+5] u/Andromeda_0507: Just one big green day i swear i’ll pull out this time
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Thank you axios in advance! 💋
[+5] u/guccioli: Ur supposed to get a built in one
[+5] u/rx29mw: I am paying 41 percent. And road infront of my house looks like a fuking swiss cheese
[+5] u/aliensayshi: 5 mins after witnessing dump
\-close the casino you crazy bastards
[+23] u/Metal-Water: I may be a failure but I’m not a SpaceX bag holder
[+19] u/Thin_Cat8817: Im just gonna say it - what a fuckin retard
[+16] u/LATORR1g: SPCX can indeed go lower
[+14] u/Top-Sir-1215: Just crash this fucking market we all know it’s coming so get it over with
[+14] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: at this point i’m literally just scalping for $50-100 with a fucking 5 damn near 6 fig port this is embarrassing but i gotta eat tonight
[+13] u/Waverun: Imagine being a bear, cheering on more people getting food stamps and companies going bankrupt so they can make a quick buck. Literally cheering on the destruction of the economy. Gross.
[+13] u/potato111a: ScamX collapsing in real time LMAO 🤌
[+12] u/LordCorgi: I'm just going to not look anymore today. See you guys in 10 minutes.
[+12] u/Red_Zone_Broly: *Love won't save you Padme, only my new portfolio can*
[+12] u/KarlLachsfeld: >U.S. President Trump says he will restore a blockade against Iran.
DUMP IT
[+11] u/Fhyzikz: So they flash dumped it to steal my money and then pumped it back up immediately. Am I following this correctly?
[+11] u/PropheticMurmurs: MSFT has weirdly become completely detached from SPY the past few months.
It’s randomly green on red days, and randomly dumps on green days. It just does whatever the fuck it wants.
[+11] u/Lextron: full memory reversal feels so very not likely but man do i want it
[+11] u/pablommmRSD: The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as “THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,
WTF MANGO HAHAHHAHAHAHA
[+11] u/Stack_Johnson: We are for sure living in a simulation
[+11] u/Infinite-Anybody204: The Iran toll is EVIL. The US toll is a FREEDOM toll.
[+10] u/EnginrA: Chat moving so fast no one will see that I’m gay 😳
[+10] u/spellbreaker: *holy shit where the fuck do we put all our money after we dump semis?*
MMs: fuck it, AAPL
[+10] u/Professional_Art3563: Lindsay Graham and Joe Rogan in the same week. 🥭 going to be devastated. RIP Joe
[+10] u/UnknownM007: SPCX 100 end of week
[+10] u/FrostySoftPressure: SPCX coming to real IPO price soon -> $10
[+10] u/FrostySoftPressure: I was bearish during those 2 whole months of pumping for no reason and the moment I swwitch sides I get rekted
[+10] u/New_Internet_3965: SPCX having a nightmare open is putting a smile on my face
[+10] u/dabblesest: MSFT heading towards red, we might be ok, nature is healing.
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Who could have seen adding a 1+ trillion market cap pump and dump to Nasdaq would fuck tech stocks? Thanks Elon you fucking mouth breathing box chested dickhead
[+10] u/Cool-Employ-4830: port hasn’t been green in 2 months no bullshit
[+9] u/empty-bensen: So, buy the dip on DRAM?
[+9] u/The_Albertino: Space stocks totally dead. My LUNR bags are heavy
[+9] u/HentaiLover54: I'm always retardmaxxing
[+9] u/clubdirthill: Guardians of the Hormuz Strait? These Marvel sequels are out of control.
[+9] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: down -$6k today man FUCK
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: SPCX dumping makes me so fucking hard
[+8] u/Rinolboss: I am not happy about rklb. And i was considering seeling when it got to 150 ...
[+8] u/Boiledhours: Buy DRAM they said, it’d be chill they said, lol.
[+8] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Well fam, the Reddit ETF isn’t going well… my portfolio is down about 300k in the last 6 weeks.
From stocks such as onds, keel, nbis, asts, rklb, mu, joby, sofi, te, etc… sure, I only made that money because of these stocks to begin with, but now it’s all gone.
As Saylor found out… never selling is ALSO a bad strategy. Should have taken profits when I could. Now a bag holder on everything.
[+8] u/e30jawn: Imagine having bags from a 2t company with no profit lmao.
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: image thinking there exist space sex bag holders at $230
[+8] u/FIREJourneybullgang: MU shares and chillmax, stop buying options
[+8] u/Necessary_Relief_126: oh fuck MU you're gonna make me invest
[+8] u/unexceptiontotherule: Daily lol @ SPCX baggies
[+8] u/dudewhosbored: Bruh I literally saw my position go from negative to up 100% in a second something happened
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: No women who goes to Italy for vacation should be trusted. Italy is like Thailand for women.
[+8] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: I hate that asshole and his tweets.
[+8] u/lnternetExplorerer: "The Hormuz Strait is OPEN, and will remain OPEN, with or without Iran. We are reinstating the THE IRANIAN BLOCKADE, so named because it is only stopping Iran’s ships or customers from entering or leaving. All other countries will have fair and open use of the Strait. The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as “THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,” but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped, for any and all costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security to this very volatile section of the World. The process and formation will begin immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter! "
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: I'm applying to become SPY CEO
[+8] u/HolographicHeart: Lindsey Graham really got a blockade of Hormuz for a memorial but I can't even get a slice of cake for my birthday.
[+7] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: STOP BUYING META YOU DUMBASSES LET IT DUMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[+7] u/oldprecision: Holy shit that falling knife was sharp.
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: Close the casino you fucking bastards
[+7] u/ThaaGZZ: Lately the V isnt V'ing. I summon Shenron and wish for a green week.
[+7] u/tiger1191: Memory going to rip whether it's today, tomorrow or next week
[+7] u/Substantial-Bed9904: I will sell all when I get my money back:)
[+7] u/VariationAgreeable29: SPCX heading for 100
[+7] u/Shot-Bowl3016: Obligatory "BERS R FUKD" and "BOLS THOUGHT" on every 5m candle.
[+7] u/FunkyGrowMan: SPXC tanking so that indexes can be forced to buy in while its cheap. Thanks Elon, very cool!
[+7] u/FartPolluter: Just need a few million so i can say meaningless, vague inspirational quotes like "you cant buy freedom, you must earn it" and be quoted by linkedin dorks with sharp haircuts and spotless living rooms
[+7] u/WorldlyWar2143: wheres that guy that dumped his 401k into spacex at 220
[+7] u/Ferdoki: > The Hormuz Strait is OPEN, and will remain OPEN, with or without Iran. We are reinstating the THE IRANIAN BLOCKADE, so named because it is only stopping Iran’s ships or customers from entering or leaving. All other countries will have fair and open use of the Strait. The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as “THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,” but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped, for any and all costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security to this very volatile section of the World. The process and formation will begin immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
another one
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: 🥭 literally wants to restart the whole market, bold strategy
[+7] u/Spy300: >TRUMP ON IRAN: U.S.A. WILL BE KNOWN AS " GUARDIAN OF HORMUZ STRAIT," BUT WILL BE REIMBURSED AT RATE OF 20% ON ALL CARGO SHIPPED
Wow theyre really broke huh.
Most obvious stealth default in history.
[+7] u/Haikoe: It’s called long, because it will take very long until u get your money back
[+7] u/hylian_prince: If we are going back to another blockade, our oil reserves will keep dropping. At least 100 million barrels in the reserve are old and unsuitable for use. Idk how much longer the market can pretend its way out of this reality.
[+7] u/Chef_Royardee: I survived the great memory recession of 7/13 pre-market
[+7] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: The market manipulation is crazy today. Glad I sold my puts at open.
[+7] u/Professional_Art3563: Tariffs for ships. Tariffs for chips.
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: SPCX below 140 Holy shit im gonna CUM
[+7] u/_freckles__: Someone made 600k$ shorting SPCX
[+6] u/Country_Gravy420: Hey, guys.
0DTE 7600c was NOT the play today
[+6] u/ateranol: Memory and AI is yesterday's news. Photoshop and Quickbooks is all the rage now
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: Freak the fuck out and sell everything its fucking over
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: # IS ENRON A 🅱️ILLIONAIRE YET
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: I would like to shit on MU bulls but the gains I missed are way worse than their losses of today
[+6] u/zer0_chance284: My disgust for Elon grows more and more with each dollar pulled out of the space sector
[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: Space so dead it’s sad
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Memory liquidating me lmfao
[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: That 🥭 is biggest fraud ever, how he was talking about some people wanting to short market and how bad they are, and from the next day everything went down lol
[+6] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: META RUGPULLING
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHA
[+6] u/Powerful-Actuary-764: The fact this hasn’t plummeted should tell you everything you need to know. It’s going green today
[+6] u/DeathAgent01: C'mon SPY i know you want to go down (on me), save my puts baby girl
[+6] u/FIREJourneybullgang: Brothers hold, the MU crusade has begun
[+6] u/cockfield112: If ORCL hits $130 my family is leaving me
[+6] u/chainerection: Who is Axios, why is he not pumping my bag
[+6] u/AvailableEbb1868: https://preview.redd.it/giq6lrfa70dh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=28fca61cba31b0190446ec304fbb318ca70493e6
I checked my phone, and it felt like the sky was falling
[+6] u/Open_Waltz6902: Casino was better before memory and KOSPI influence
[+6] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Spacex about to emulate its own rockets and land exactly where it started
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: Oh, shit, SPCX getting close to that 135 price.
[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: Lol there goes the IPO price for SPCX, where are the threads how institutions won’t allow it
[+6] u/Rich-Badger-7601: "Insatiable interest at $135 IPO price" idk folks looking pretty satiable to me
[+6] u/savingstrainagain: Where’s that regard that yolo his 500k Roth into spacex at 212
[+6] u/Frequent-Length-9966: My shits are more impressive than this dump
[+6] u/YNeverWAlone: Bruh just go to war with China already stop playing these fuck fuck games with 🇮🇷
[+6] u/empty-bensen: How is SPCX - Roth IRA tard doing rn? Should we set up a wellness check?
[+6] u/Independent-Egg9086: Can we get dram back by $80 eoy is that possible. My portfolio will be happier.
[+6] u/wdwentz93: At least in space your bags are weightless
[+6] u/browsk: Holy shit wtf is that
[+6] u/manythanksfriend: 🥭 says we are going to be the Guardians of Homoz
[+6] u/2lowkey: Truth tweet, rip down off algo, immediately realize it’s non news. Rip up
[+6] u/OhhPeeee: WHY TF WOULDN'T SCHWAB LET ME SELL MY FUCKING PUTS ON THAT MOVE!!🤬🤬
[+6] u/theGameNWA: the doors of Hormuz will eventually break if you keep open/close it....
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: Pay 2% to Iran or pay 20% to US? What a genius this man is lol
[+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: As a matter of FAIRNESS, Bols will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all puts sold, for any and all costs necessary to do the job of providing gains and pump to this very volatile section of the market.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/Fox_n_Roll: Ok wait... so this whole thing started around "no nukes to iran"
Then it shifted to "open strait for everyone"
And now escalated to "The US will be reimbursed 20% on cargo from Hormuz"
[+6] u/hylian_prince: Oh so it’s fine if we blockade the Strait of Hormuz and charge a toll. Very cool, very normal.
[+6] u/NotMe357: "TACO: Reinstating the Iranian blockade."
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: lmao, the toll the US is charging is worse than Iran's depending on the cargo.
[+6] u/ChainOfThot: Can't wait to see kids in 20 years cash out their trump accounts, spend 50k on a car then reck it
[+6] u/claytondpark: 🥭 losing his marbles 😂
[+6] u/barbpatch: I'm green daba dee daba die I will beeeat off a guy dabade daba die
[+6] u/financiallythriving: SPY -1.5% today and I’ll stick a watermelon up my ass
[+6] u/Substantial-Bed9904: MU and SNDK please save my dram, fuk Korea I will not go to any Kpop concerts anymore
[+6] u/Dectane12345: RDDT carrying my portfolio today
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: Great, now I can’t afford stocks or gas! 😠
[+6] u/Moist-Guava-732: dont you love when you step away to make some coffee and your entire daily gain gets erased
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: At this rate they're not above water for much longer.
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: “Stock market is forward looking”
\>fucking dumps at any minor inconvenience
mmmmm yeah okay buddy
[+5] u/FunkyGrowMan: MSFT earnings will show 96% of capex being spent on hair loss remedies for Satya.
[+5] u/LiquidityDonor: My stop losses have been hunted.
[+5] u/iamjt: Bers you have macro, data, news, 🥭 and literally everything on your side. If you don't take the damn indices down now, this is basically the bottom
[+5] u/Lextron: i dont mean to fuck this up but dare I say bullish
[+5] u/PassengerMaterial282: every day ASTS makes me cry
[+5] u/tiger1191: memory going to rip whether it's today, tomorrow or next week.
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: The day I went bullish on everything, everything went bearish on me
[+5] u/trsx5: Theres literally no point in selling this market. Ever. Theres no crash coming. No oil price will crush it. No inflation. Nothing. Just turn off your sell button and enjoy the ride
[+5] u/_hopkins: I wonder when SPCX will stop to fall. This albatross is fucking all other space stocks
[+5] u/Luc-e: SPY pick a direction
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Is TradingView being slow, shitty, and laggy for anyone else today?
[+5] u/left_at_ch: That was just the dead cat bounce V from the false rug pull after fake bull trap into the 10 am drill before EOD ATH, well played MMs
[+5] u/MonkeysOnTypewriter: Bulls , bears. It doesn’t matter. We all get fucked here 🎈 now get in this sewer with me 🤡
[+5] u/Ltheman00: SPCX worth negative dollars
[+5] u/powerboner: Entire market is a pump and cum dump
[+5] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: This dumbaaa 🥭 is going to interfere with our earnings season smh
[+5] u/ohnoallmymoneyisgone: how the actual fuck are we still V shaping every single dip
[+5] u/likamuka: We used to have textbook soft landing. My fucking God.
[+5] u/TurbodToilet: So who exactly is paying for the fuel, food, manpower, ammunition, etc for us to become the guardians of the strait? The defense budget that’s already running thin half way into the year?
[+5] u/anonopium: Sold my 752P up 80% on that spike 😹😹😹
[+5] u/dabblesest: Ok Msft appears to be on a slow downward decline. That is a bullish signal for the market.
[+5] u/trsx5: ITS A FEAST OR FAMINE MARKET.
Money either goes in or goes out, there are no push/pull stocks in the short term right now
[+5] u/Ayydeeez: Market headed to the earth’s core?
[+5] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: as soon as I closed my SPCX puts it started dumping
as soon as I opened META puts it is holding
fucking GAY MMs
[+5] u/Koki4kok: O oh, I lost the casino tokens, and they were also rent tokens
[+5] u/AgentBlackwell: I would say I feel bad for SPCX bagholders but we warned you and the signs were everywhere guys. Damn.
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: These baggage fees on SPCX are excessive!
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: Binface is the hero we need right now
[+5] u/killainvest: I have been conditioned to believe this returns to 753
[+5] u/arigold940: lmao what in the manipulation
[+5] u/River_Sandhu: Thank you my American guardians of Hormuz 🙏🏾
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: The Guardian of Hormuz
print my calls you bitch
[+5] u/trsx5: The fuck is this market manipulation shit
[+5] u/dabblesest: Oh god MSFT is rising, freak tf out and panic
[+5] u/JustAFixedPoint: Japan trying to fuck the oil market to save their currency. Not today, yen to the toilet
[+5] u/OntologicalSquirrel: DRAM -10%, the world is healing.
[+5] u/Most-Cloud: Market will go sideways between 700 and 800 for 2 years. GG's guys
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: It makes no sense that SPY is not moving past 2 trading days, while I’m getting gaped so hard on any stock I own
[+5] u/LazyToPickMyUsername: How dare Iran extort everyone? We should be doing it instead.
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/Saeonic (1W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **USO** ▲ | $108.75 → $114.00 | +4.8% | 2d 18h | Won |
[+5] u/Crypto_naut_: 20% cut to pass the strait lol
[+5] u/left_at_ch: 1.3m volume death candle into instant recovery, America has 10 years left max
[+5] u/TurbodToilet: No one is buying this dip other than Trumps administration
[+5] u/buffalowangy: What the fuck ? Why am I making money?
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: I remember when trading was fun
[+5] u/Substantial-Bed9904: I deleted my app, is dram opening green today?
[+5] u/SubstantialCod2465: What's between paper hands and diamond hands? Wood? Bah dum cha.
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: The Guardian of Hormussy 😯
[+5] u/StophJS: Feels good to be all cash but itchy fingers are a problem.
[+5] u/FLRugDealer: Brother are you color blind?
[+22] u/jerm2z: Step 1: wake up
Step 2: check DRAM
Step 3: delete Robinhood and ask for a refund
[+18] u/tzuica_de_mar: You either get wiped out early or you survive long enough to get wiped out later.
[+16] u/Cosmorto: All i do is look at candles all day and lose money 👍🏻
[+15] u/KundaliniVibes: Somehow we’re in a bear market but also at ATH
[+14] u/Standard_Tea8250: Friend gave me 10k to help him get money as long as I keep a percent of the returns, I lost it all what do I do
[+13] u/iTouchStuff: Marco Rubio (June 23): "No country is allowed to charge tolls or fees on an international waterway"
Donald Trump (Jul 13): "The U.S.A. will be \[...\] known as 'THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,' but as such \[...\] will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped"
lmaooooooooo
[+13] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Just pumping and dumping the entire market like a solana coin, fucking hilarious
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #SPY barely red but every stock is fucking dead LMAO🤌
[+11] u/LaserBeamer17: Holy fucking memory bull trap 😂
[+11] u/SteakEater137: I fucking knew Mango couldnt resist his own tolls on the Strait. It's like tariffs on steroids, he was probably so pissed that Iran beat him to the punch.
[+11] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Hit me with the massive memory V
[+11] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Keep in mind no one here knows wtf they’re talking about including me lmao
[+11] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I’ve just started farting at work, I don’t even care anymore.
[+11] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: Guys, please don't forget, CPI out tomorrow. And Trump just announced US military is renewing its blockade of Iran. So make sure to buy long-dated calls.
[+10] u/potsmokinsocialist: So fed up of this war shit
[+10] u/cantTankThisFox: "Korea Financial Supervisory Service: As of July 13, the cumulative total of over 1.2 million leveraged retail accounts across the Korean market triggered margin calls, with approximately 320,000–360,000 accounts fully forcibly liquidated by brokers (principal wiped out, some with partial negative balances owed to brokers)"
Gg Korean degens, you will be remembered in the next Squid Games
[+10] u/Aggravating_Part8610: The blockade of the blockade is BACK. Iran is really in trouble now.
[+9] u/the_prophetor_1: Is everybody having a good time?
[+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Oracle is about to go from 300+ to double digits in under a year lmao
[+9] u/laddie78: This price action is diabolical lol
Are you tired of winning?
[+9] u/OkRecommendation1040: After all that I’m up a whopping $27 amazing
[+9] u/Anxious_BookKeeperBe: So the USA is going to charge a toll. Iran is charging as toll. I feel sorry for the poor mother fucker who fucks up his navigation and ends up paying a toll twice.
[+9] u/ten7four: Full port always. Lot of scared bitches in here (my port is $300)
[+9] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Genuinely painful to watch
[+9] u/noobletato: This POS is gamma pinning at 752 today
[+8] u/SkyCaptain107: lindsay graham got more movement than spy
[+8] u/Dizzy-Blacksmith8837: SK hymen premium = 33% WTF
[+8] u/PenguinOfB00m: This is a really ugly chart
[+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: Ber trap into bol trap into Ber trap into bol trap
[+8] u/Trash_Panda_Trading: Lost so much today it feels like I’m playing options. Rope me up
[+8] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Iran is gonna drag this out to the midterms to put maximum pressure on 🌮
Has always been the obvious play
[+7] u/bringkiteback: Guardian of HORMUZ thats a badass fucking title right there if i was 5 years old and retarded
[+7] u/Stop_The_Rain: GOOG is being a real dog recently!
[+7] u/RJ5R: So 'bout that Strait "Grand Reopening"....
[+7] u/Scholastic_nobody: THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT
[+7] u/Midpoint60: Oh no. SPY just fell off a cliff.
[+7] u/Environmental_Bag778: 11am shrek dick incoming
[+7] u/Chance-Albatross7809: volume gone everyone went on a smoke break
[+7] u/JuneauMori: Can't wait to see how the rest of the world will respond to his new tolls on the strait
[+7] u/Fraud_alert2021: 1. Buy stocks
2. Put phone into faraday bag so you disappear.
3. Algos will assume you are dead.
4. Your positions will now be allowed to go up.
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: HOLY SHIT. tacco trying to bury the IC E shotttting another civilian story by putting a 20% tax on the straight lmao
[+7] u/hayleybts: I like to make my life difficult by holding SPY puts for no reason
[+7] u/Leaguefizzics: THIS IS SO ASS AHHHH
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: insane dip buying here
[+7] u/IIINevermoreIII: Wanna see me turn 800$ into 200$? Wanna see me do it again?…. 😭
[+7] u/EvilShadow80: I rather get liquidated than be a paper handed bitch
[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: 752 cannot be broken
[+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: They expire worthless these days
[+7] u/Burtonwurton: GOOGL always gives you some hope, then proceeds to shove some devil dicks up your anus.
[+6] u/Midpoint60: The straight is open -- The straight is closed.
I do not know who to believe. A regime which lies all the time -- or Iran.
[+6] u/xlaco: No no it is not rigged! Totally normal
[+6] u/cbusoh66: Hyperscalers will all end up renting excess AI capacity and compete head to head with CRWV, NBIS, and others. It's a race to the bottom to recoup some of that CapEx.
[+6] u/Stryker9110: STRAIGHT OF HOORMOOZ IS OPEN EXCEPT THERE’S A 20% TAX ON EVERYONE MANGO DOESN’T LIKE AND THIS WILL SOMEHOW BE ENTIRELY ENFORCED BY AMERICUH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/SteakEater137: So we're now in a much, much worse state regarding oil than before the war, but many integrated oil companies are still 5% lower than their **prewar** prices.
This market is something else.
[+6] u/dickwheelies: Dubai said we makin our own strait gang
[+6] u/delicious_oppai: 1 candle to ruin every V 😂
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: SPCX market cap still 1.8T too high
[+6] u/sufficiently7777: I’m too regarded for options so I day trade shares. Easy waves in SNDK
[+6] u/am22fcw: Oracle on track to file bankruptcy by Friday
[+6] u/Affectionate-Tart891: I run the "Donate to Wallstreet" strategy.
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: Spcx 401k yolo guy, you won’t be forgotten
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: This stupid forever war is screwing my calls
[+6] u/Nateleb1234: 20 percent fee on all ships. He is insane.
[+6] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: yall always saying SNDK outperforms MU. but look its down ttwice as much
[+6] u/uncsucks: VIX still sleepwalking despite new blockade, oil spiking, and the 10 yr at 4.6. Crazy
[+6] u/mas0518: Gap filled, back down we go boys and girls
[+6] u/jiggolo420: Down goes ~~Fraser~~ my portfolio
[+6] u/JuicyJohnny69: BREAKING: US GOV to buy MU with 20% Hormuz shipping tax
[+6] u/Lbuck24: Googl just being cucked everyday lol
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Doesn´t sound dumb to me, but that´s a bad omen.
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: Oh god fucking dammit. What a loss.
[+5] u/Suavecore_: It didn't dump hard enough for my puts to be profitable by 10:30, the most legendary V back into the green is about to occur. Goodbye cruel world
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: I want an update from that guy who bought a bunch of 8/21 spcx puts, he nailed it
[+5] u/originalpjy: Like I said earlier, your delusional if you think we aint tanking today
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Every day: 🥭 posts -you lose money
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Sam Altman calling out the SPCX space datacenters scam over the weekend is the inflection point, and why SPCX will head below $100 in the coming weeks.
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: Face melting MSFT rally
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: YOU GET LIQUIDATED AND YOU GET LIQUIDATED, we all GET LIQUIDATED
[+5] u/brolivsgoku: Finally up 1$ on MSFT
[+5] u/Treverer: The strait is closed? That can’t be right, the casino is open after all
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Guess I’m selling these puts and avg down on calls at open
[+5] u/_Photonics_: It's always there. Waiting in the shadows
[+5] u/Brief-Ad-1629: Wtf is wrong with GOOG, pump ts
[+5] u/unseamingcarrot: spy staying above 750 during Korea crash and Iran war has me bullish
[+5] u/ismebbb: Yeah just call in and say that you made a mistake and would like a refund
[+5] u/godsweetsac: Bulls you had plenty of green last week, this is nothing .
[+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Ain’t getting shaken out of these puts today
[+5] u/ismebbb: Trading at the beginning of this year was more fun. Bring me back
[+5] u/C0up7: We’re trying hard to V everyday, then the Koreans treat us as their exit liquidity and dump every time their market opens.
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: How is memory down 20% but SPY is still basically at ATH?
[+5] u/PyloPower: V HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: man im so happy im losing money. this addiction gots me hooked
[+5] u/Lower-Condition-4104: Same ole carnival and clown tricks. Easy money if you don't believe the doom and gloom.
[+5] u/jroth55: Hardest working people in the world rn is the team Iran has translating 🥭 truths.
[+5] u/miisoup: wish i had more money to buy the dip🥲
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Sold rolls Royce. This on and off straight being open will take it back down again. I’ll buy back in when it bottoms
[+5] u/bulrfuc: # Selling is the most patriotic thing you do 🇺🇲
[+5] u/rugbyliebe: Who else just googles "truth social mango" for the direct link, when you want to see if the 🥭🤡 has shared his wisdom with the world?
[+5] u/winston511: Wow man you can’t make it up, my port got rugged all thru the first half of the war with Iran. Waited for the market to settle, bought back in Friday and the literal next trading day we enter another phase of the war with Iran and I immediately continue to get rugged.
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: Most red with MSFT green. Classic
[+20] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Telling a girl at a bar i trade stocks as a side gig was the top
[+18] u/dinanm4: I actually can’t take it anymore. Fuck this motherfucker old man he fucked everybody. I was worth $1.5 million at the end of May and now I have a fucking negative net worth this bullshit is ridiculous. I’ve lost so much goddamn money in the past month and all I’ve had is fucking shares I can’t take it anymore.
[+14] u/skychief99: “The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as ‘THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,’ but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, ***will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped***, for any and all costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security to this very volatile section of the World,” he said.
So now we're charging more than they wanted to. LMAO!!!!
[+12] u/ting-ting_jahe: To those who encouraged me—a mentally disabled man—to buy DRAM
shame on you
[+12] u/Kodster177: Market cares about Iran now. How funny
[+11] u/Part_time_ogre: If you ever wondered "How did he bankrupt a casino?" now you know! And knowing is half the battle!
[+11] u/riteofpass: My port has evaporated in the last month and a half. Holy fuck
[+11] u/PackLeaderX: Just making sure everyone’s still alive
[+11] u/lendrickkvmvr: Shorted semi 3 times in the past couple of months, always lost money. I changed my mind and go long, i am losing money again
[+10] u/Educational_List_390: Does spy not know how to go down?
[+10] u/ebfeebfe: U.S. Forces are degrading Iran's ability to sell SPCX stock
[+10] u/DrestinBlack: Space sector is dead
Long live the space sector
[+10] u/Spooky_Mulder27: SPCX bros in shambles. Ya love to see it
[+10] u/Frosty1397: The real gainz were the reddit upvotes we got along the way
Cuz my portfolio sure don't have any gainz
[+10] u/ihopethisworksfornow: I bet it was the poppers that got Lindsey Graham
Bad for the heart
MSFT 420
[+10] u/dinanm4: I’m probably going to end it all fuck this bullshit
[+10] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Holy shit this 🥭 idiot needs to be checked. 20% fee on all shipping has to be market manipulation. I don’t understand how he could think this is a good idea unless he is trying to drive the market down on purpose
[+9] u/Supertainment: Bad thing happens: "meh whatever"
Good thing happens: "We are so back baby!"
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: US reinstated the blockade of the blockade
Bullish
[+9] u/RoccoFb: HOLY SHIT GUYS SPY JUST DROPPED 3 CENTS!!!
[+9] u/catfromgarfield: what are the odds this iran conflict doesn't get resolved until the next administration
[+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: i'm officially a RKLB baggie
[+9] u/vCharged: Wow this might get ugly
[+9] u/AMX_revue: using my MU profits from the previous month to buy puts on MU
[+8] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Wow 🥭 basically gave Iran the green light to charge Hormuz tolls after all this is over. Wow incompetence at its best.
[+8] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Treat yourself to the contract with an extra DTE, you deserve it
[+8] u/NervousChemistry7401: 20% on all cargo is actually paid by consumer. But that’s cool. I didn’t need my raise.
[+8] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Haha retards fell for the bol trap again 😂
It's me
I am retards
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: Tits are natures greatest invention
Anyone who disagrees is a ghey ber
[+8] u/PlaysWthSquirrels: We broke this thing, so you owe us a 20% protection fee now. Straight up mob shit.
[+8] u/QTpieme: lol last month a regard told me to full port in RKLB when it was 120. I told him no and he gloated about the fact it went up more after. Hope he’s ok
[+8] u/Chrg88: Hey regard, do you think it’ll continue to 50x higher?
[+7] u/Main_Ad3943: am I gonna lose money on the stock market today because the us president declared that we are pirates now
[+7] u/Constant_Maize3653: Ima pretend I just bought 200 spy calls let’s see what happens!
[+7] u/Dependent-Capital532: We goin down no V today
[+7] u/1moreloser: SPY looking like Lindsay Grahams EKG
[+7] u/Forward-Marzipan326: Yeah think I’m done with calls/puts. Just gonna buy shares at this point cause fuck this.
[+7] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: This is so frustrating, any recovery just bleeds away in the overnight market the next day. Blatant scamming
[+7] u/Red_Potatoes_620: ALL I DO IS LOSE LOSE LOSE NO MATTER WHAT 🎶🗣️🎤
[+7] u/shaily832: MSFT not beating the inverse SPY allegations
[+7] u/Jacobpapi: Dont sell your stocks, thats not how you make money.
Regards,
[+7] u/Bapu_: rip to all fallen brothers and sisters who bought spacex above $200
[+7] u/Personal-Ebb-4717: I remember when SPY $500 was the meme, now it's $750
this bubble pop is gonna destroy generational wealth.
[+7] u/hardcrepe: This is just the market priming for bank earnings tomorrow morning and cpi. Of course everything is bleeding like a stuck pig with warsh being so hawkish. Needs to take lessons from JPow and just say “ We’re monitoring the situation closely and we have The Tools.⚒️ “
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: it bothers me that we're imposing a 20% fee on Hormuz. 1000% would be easier to calculate.
[+7] u/LouieM13: DRAM trying to use every braincell to not mega dump
[+7] u/xSpectre_iD: \*holds puts all morning
\*sells for humble profit after several hour chop
\*freefalls right after
[+6] u/hallett21: Bought puts to pump my calls.
[+6] u/AdIcy3141: SPY is cancerous today
[+6] u/ljl1986: Can't believe people blew up their Ports/Lives YOLOing into companies the went up 1000% or companies that sell nothing except stories about colonising Mars
[+6] u/skychief99: TACO's apparently not on the menu going forward.
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: to whoever suggested SPY 750P may your pillow always be cold
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: im going to write a childrens book and call it "wen moon"
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: My only interest in Mars is that girl with 3 tits from Total Recall
[+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: "Sell in may and be very ghey"
Damn, I wish I followed that saying
[+6] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Space X killed the market lol
[+6] u/Part_time_ogre: Looks like spy is about to dump which means you should by 760 calls.
[+6] u/hallett21: Here comes a $20 pump out of nowhere to fuck puts
[+6] u/Rosella2562: Don’t have much to say rn tbh as I have no money left to trade, but feel weird if I don’t comment on the daily thread so 🤷🏻♀️
[+6] u/trumpdiego: alchohol sales in korea must be off the charts
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Seems like we’re about to dump or moon. Good luck
[+6] u/WhaleSmacker17: Wow, so glad traditional safe havens like precious metals and bonds are handling this conflict well
(reddit mandated /s for the autists)
[+6] u/Leather_Floor8725: The straight is open! 🥭 said so and we can trust his word
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Just when you think it can’t get worse, the dump starts accelerating
[+5] u/LaHhxL: Sorry for the bros that bought SK Hynix for $170
[+5] u/Capable-Swordfish140: SaaS Summer has started fuckers
[+5] u/ljl1986: This mf is just resorting to flat out piracy now huh?
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I think I messed up today
[+5] u/curling_rocks: Iranian tolls? ❌
American tolls? ✅
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+5] u/HanzDiamond: SPCX nearly in buying range, we need a catalyst how about Elon rumored to use gay slur, tomorrow will be revealed they were buying cigarettes for their friend in Liverpool.
[+5] u/Cat_From_Jupiter: I guess things are not going swimmingly?
[+5] u/LouieM13: Puts are looking tasty, but I think a TACO might be coming
[+5] u/Regarded-Mastodon: So....fucking ..... retarded
[+5] u/Incognadeau: Bleeding out on pathetically low volume
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: 🥭 really gotta stop tweeting
[+5] u/Mediocre_Tension3088: I can promise you this shii is going to DUMP
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Citi raised AAPL price target to $365 ahead of earnings.
[+5] u/syedhuda: BULS ARE SO FUKT the market has crashed more than 0.3% your portfolios are basically destroyed lmao
[+5] u/DiarrheaFartLover: "The Hormuz Strait is OPEN, and will remain OPEN, with or without Iran. We are reinstating the THE IRANIAN BLOCKADE, so named because it is only stopping Iran’s ships or customers from entering or leaving. All other countries will have fair and open use of the Strait. The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as “THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,” but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped, for any and all costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security to this very volatile section of the World. The process and formation will begin immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
[Meanwhile, in reality:](https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.2/centery:26.3/zoom:9)
[+5] u/East-Description-243: When bitching about Mr. President starts happening on here it’s time to buy.
[+5] u/xpxf69: I'm seeing potentially strong support for SPCX at $88 - Elon's favorite number.
[+5] u/Stealthless: Bagholding 5 shares of SNDK and it wiped out all of this month's gains, so dumb af
[+5] u/Tricky_Recording5222: Friendly reality check reminder that SPY is within 1.5% of its ATH
[+5] u/Kickboy21: memory bulls clocking into their shift ready to work for free as they are down bad LMAO 😂😂🤣🤣
[+5] u/aew2019: I’m not fucking selling. Selling is for pussies. They can liquidate me at zero, I don’t give a fuck.
[+5] u/Leading-Future6691: Pump to 755 please before open
[+5] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: The SPY Who Fucked Me
[+18] u/postachioo: Risked $2k to make $49
[+17] u/Muted-South4737: The V is coming. That's not cope, it's pattern recognition. Might not be today. Might not even be tomorrow. But it's coming, violently and soon.
[+15] u/borb86: Hey quick question what the fuck
[+14] u/Curious-Tap8312: So I held calls for the last 3 hours and it does nothing but dump… I sell and get puts and now we pump….
[+14] u/Diamond-Key197: The market is untradeable and uninvestable at this point, whatever the fuck. Bunch of pussy ass swing trading, pumps and dumps. Fuck NASDAQ and KOSPI 👎👎👎👎
[+13] u/JonFrost: At least 70 million of you are actually retarded enough to go vote for this
[+13] u/Zfreezy: #Inb4 talks are going well tweet
[+13] u/yahooms: # IT'S ONLY MONEY; HEALTH IS WEALTH 🚬😮💨
[+12] u/PulIthEld: Sorry V cancelled.
WW3 time.
[+11] u/im-a-little-bitch: I wish I could hand out my username to people selling memory today
[+11] u/bunnibly: That moron probably thought the markets would go up after that 20% Hormuz tax tweet lol.
[+11] u/lazercats1: gotta be honest guys i'm not a huge fan of the whole stocks going down thing
[+11] u/DrumpfTheBern: Based on the vibes alone, I’m pretty sure the SpaceX IPO is what killed this market
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: Elon said that empathy is the biggest threat to humanity so I bought calls on TSLA
Why are they not printing yet
[+10] u/king_of_all_retards: I had puts and still lost money
*Options 101*
[+9] u/Zickened: https://preview.redd.it/poy35x1i91dh1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df793421471400ece9226cc8ce2e0cd8575bf2c
[+9] u/ktempo: I wish I never got into options trading.
[+9] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: $ROPE is back on the menu boys!
[+9] u/BullPropaganda: Y'all are very articulate for a bunch of white folks
[+9] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: start the taco count down
[+9] u/captain_casino: I'm just not even gonna open my brokerage app
[+9] u/FinishWarm1746: "SELLING IS FOR PUSSIES. I NEVER SELL. I LET THAT SHIT GO TO ZERO. THEY CAN LIQUIDATE ME.
FUCK EM"
-WARREN BUFFETT
[+9] u/Polysorbate800: Somewhere, an Axios writer is quickly banging out a peace deal story
[+9] u/Czyzzle: I have put a dick in my ass and can't get it out
[+8] u/KidTone21: bait V, by all means please proceed with your 0dte call purchases bols. Thank you
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: I wish I knew how to take profits. Holy fuck I’m regarded
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Lambo repo. Now I’m driving a tricycle
[+8] u/Theimoral: Its going to dump again.
[+8] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Trump put a 20% toll on bull ports
[+8] u/smellyfingernail: im just laughing trying to imagine this sub if the s&p were down 9% like the kospi in a day
[+8] u/HypaHypa_: I want off this ride grandpa
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Iran is 100% going to nuke us
[+8] u/Bfisho: I should quit trading and really just go around investor scamming people, that’s the real trade. “Bears hate it when you do this” “Wall Street doesn’t want you to know”
[+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: So we bounce around 750 until nonsensical V this afternoon to end flat. Run a new play bro
[+8] u/Vihurah: regards will say its about to V
[+8] u/RegularAnalyst4624: Can we just go back to this time where AMD, MU, ASTS and other random stocks just mooned every day? I don't like playing on hard mode
[+8] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: This market just keeps fucking me 😢
[+8] u/RothTo0DTE: NVDA rolling back all of Friday
[+8] u/_UFOctopus: Let me guess, peace talks after market close ?
[+8] u/hudson701: be amazed if this finishes green today, full round trip
[+8] u/CigInside: This Costco checkout guy millionaire story is such a psy op. Wow after only 40 years of being a wagie, no vacations, and having all currency devalued he reached paper net worth of $1m
[+8] u/wasifaiboply: Well, at least you USED TO have money.
🌈🐻⏰️
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: 🥭 is gonna lower that toll from 20% to 10% and then 0% and we gonna rocket up
[+7] u/cinJESUS: bought MU and ORCL dip
i must be a sadist 😭
[+7] u/SeparateCommon2363: go check out the spcx subreddit posters are threatening to fist fight short sellers
[+7] u/ArticleTerrible7621: V or else, or else I’m fucked
[+7] u/lemurtowne: You know, from the sidelines it really does look like the party's starting to be over.
[+7] u/cryptohorn: The 10 year yield sez Don't even THINK of owning a home
[+7] u/DarkR124: Maybe index funds and chill is the play until the end of his presidency lmao
[+7] u/Fiddli: If SPY ends flat, all the bears will commit seppuku 🧎♂️
[+7] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Not my worst day ever but there's still time
[+7] u/itsamemyusername: SpaceX killed space.
[+7] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Went all in MRVL near $300 because a man in a leather jacket told me to 😔🤌
[+7] u/Loud-Solution-6118: It's honestly crazy how rich I would be if I took the exact opposite trades
[+7] u/FrostingOk2692: Hard to believe my perfectly balanced and diversified portfolio made of 50% MU and 50% SNDK is suffering so much today.
[+7] u/RegularAnalyst4624: At least sell your puts here. Don't get greedy
[+7] u/dogefool88: Where are “DRAM to 100” poors?
[+7] u/urahozer: I pay premiums for leaps only to sweat them out in the last week like a piece of shit anyways.
[+7] u/ifyoureadthisurfat: like atleast go up to 755 before you gonna chop holy FUUUUUUUUUUCK
[+7] u/SzethNeturo: O O
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Crabs be crabbing
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: My Korean neighbor suddenly got a new M4, wife started wearing Hermes, and started getting a little snobby in HOA meetings. ngl looking forward to their downfall when the Korean stock market goes back into a bear market
[+6] u/ifyoureadthisurfat: so many losers in here thinking they can just buy google that it must go up before earnings, guess what, its gonna slowly dump to 340 and go to 310 after 150bil earnings
[+6] u/freshmozart: Everything is red, except Reddit 🤣
[+6] u/patmccock86: Since when do we let some regard degens in another COUNTRY influence our markets? USA 250 my ass, this market is dogged by too many morons with leverage
[+6] u/Cheap-Sorbet7897: If I had balls I’d buy calls here
[+6] u/opmeTK: I fucking suck with options. At the very least, I’ve “only” lost 17k in 10 years so it’s barely nothing but I am so regarded it’s unbelievable
[+6] u/InitiativeGlum2507: So tired of losing money, I decided to unfollow the sub
Edit: Ok, I like awards
[+6] u/go-to-the-gym: Damn my girlfriend just left me to go back to her husband
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: This last month has been absolutely devastating.
[+6] u/PompeiiSketches: In a rational world this would be a SPY -3% day.
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: the great 1pm battle of 750
[+6] u/foxasintheanimal: I'm selling courses that will make you an expert on the Bab-el-Mandeb strait.
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Can spy just go down
wtf.
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: mhm, see you tomorrow
[+5] u/l3ts_try_this_again_: GANGNAM STYLE 2 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED!!!! KOSPI OVER 10000!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Lebronsintern: Sold all my memory stocks, turned off margin, full ported astx at 15.65, abt to delete the app and check back in a couple months, make or break
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: i guess msft is just inverse qqq
[+5] u/PorscheOwner1738: Pouring out some of my red bull in honor of all the bulls in the red today
[+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: SPCX at 140 is a multi generational wealth building opportunity. My friend from DeVry University is predicting it to cross 8000 by year end.
[+5] u/Technically_Tactical: Just to confirm, everyone is front-running the inevitable recovery to green starting at 10:30?
[+15] u/MrBlueEyedFox: I like how they pretended SpaceX was cool then dumped it below ipo the second nasdaq included it.
[+14] u/joeyeats: bulls trapped
source: I am bull
[+13] u/Foreigntragedy: fuck this market man holy shit
[+13] u/OpeDefinitely: lmfao orange nearly called obama the n-word & a retard in the same fox news rant
[+13] u/Foreigntragedy: I have lost an absurd amount of money today fuck my life
[+13] u/AlmostAsianJim: Breaking news: Elon Musk no longer worth $1tr.
Related news: I’m no longer worth anything.
[+12] u/donefukupped: Ironically, 🥭 the one adding the most taxes than any recent Presidents.
[+11] u/VTI4LYFE69: This 9-5 shit just ain't for me bruh
[+11] u/Odd-Block-2998: Wtf happened to SPCX? Bought 100 shares at $219. Feeling very stupid now.
[+11] u/Mr-Bonnet: BERS I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT HERES MY BROKER
SO CALLS HERE MAYBE
[+11] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: mango gone crazy! Charging 20% for every ship through hormuz LMAO
[+10] u/Micheal_Hancho: # 🚨 BREAKING 🚨: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IS SPREADING ACROSS THE US
LMAO
[+10] u/Xalksahsax: Can that regard who went all in on SPCX at $210 please stand up?
[+10] u/0DTEKing: Oil is almost 10% up and you are boolish 🤔
[+9] u/player_zero_: For six months I've been a fair fuckin chunk in nuclear. And almost every day I've owned it, it's gone done. Another 4% down today.
I'm now 30% down across the board, anyone doing worse?
[+9] u/yeedub: yeah I'm voting them out this midterm season.
[+9] u/Nictel: We still at the \ part of the V
[+9] u/lobsterspider: Kinda paralyzed deciding what to do looking at my port
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: AND IM BAAGGGGG
BAGHOOLDDDINNNN
[+8] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Did you buy OTM calls on SNDK at the top of a bubble? O.o
[+8] u/No_Feedback4998: there are so many interesting ways to lose money.
[+8] u/tomis_24: AVGO is $1.8T, MU is $1T
What a joke!
[+8] u/diego_tomato: cmon dram, mu do something
[+8] u/DebtOk4461: We could use a good ol black swan event right about now to decimate this market.
[+8] u/emanresu711: Guys we need to continue supporting our government and billionaires
[+7] u/Smart-Laugh6370: Might as well deploy us personally to Hormuz at this point
[+7] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Ya'll out here panicking like the worlds ending. Yo, spy like 1% off ATH's.
[+7] u/player_zero_: I stepped away from the fuckin bullshit of crypto massive swings each day and come to the bullshit of the manipulated market instead
Out of the frying pan and into the frying pan
[+7] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: https://preview.redd.it/02p4z0qnd1dh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29ab7ac219dd3d7686129c3c8f03ac3807e211c3
[+7] u/mixtape312: In case you're wondering, yes, the market is rigged. The algos know how everyone is positioned with gamma exposure and put/call ratios. They simply wait and squeeze everything the other way once they've loaded you up on puts/calls. That's why the market is so whippy. V-bottom, v-top. It's literal algos squeezing every last penny out of retail's ass.
[+7] u/azkxv: If ur port ain’t red today then u ain’t black
[+7] u/A55BAG: ORCL down -50% in 2 months 🤣
[+7] u/WarenBoffet: the fact that spy is not at like 745 is mind blowing
[+7] u/SupportMedium9487: if sndk goes any lower im going to start hurting the ones i love
[+7] u/ThinDetective4741: Down 40% on RKLB, what was I even thinking
[+7] u/Club-Loud: Google and bonds™️, James bonds
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Microsoft is just inverse spy at this point
[+7] u/CalRippedken: Buy the dip or suck the dick. Your choice
[+7] u/Due-Information-6277: Msft was up I should have known better..
[+6] u/DrVonSchlossen: Space stocks are the biggest scam of the year
[+6] u/Foreigntragedy: unreal how dogshit this price action is every day
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: I have shares not options u can't hurt me no mo
[+6] u/allfat: Who’s got the balls to buy calls rn
[+6] u/Jadeclone1: this is actually a bull trap. Blockade has already been confirmed to start for tomorow.
[+6] u/thatdude845: Bro I just need RDDT to announce they are pivoting to do AI-based oil infrastructure and I can retire
[+6] u/_3470: don't worry guys i get paid on wednesday so the dip will be completely bought up by then
[+6] u/2AMTrader: good thing i don't need oil, I only use gasoline
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Imagine being a bull with spy at 750 and not already being rich af…
[+6] u/saintmitchy: This market can best be summed up as the word "Mid"
[+6] u/upvz: We are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price -- so that we may survive
[+6] u/kemar7856: MU earnings: Revenue beat, EPS beats, future guidance good
>next day: MU $1200
>1 week later: MU $920
[+6] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Oil buls havibg a blast
[+6] u/XorAndNot: i don't like down
i like up
how we go back to go up
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Asts and rklb community member checking in
[+6] u/jeffynihao: SKHY is doing to memory what SPCX did to space stonks
[+5] u/zuckzuckonit: Why is RKLB down almost -50% from ATH?
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Only 120 trading days remaining in 2026.
We'll prolly close the year at SPX 7550 +/- 50.
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: i like volatiity but only when its upward volatiliy
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: 20% tax on Strait is not straight at all lol
[+5] u/isospeedrix: Look on the bright side, figma is up 10%
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Man didn't know market would dump the exact moment I took a shit
[+5] u/hotCupADank: RDDT is an $80B company easy, obvious double from here. I give it 5 months (might be 5 weeks tho)
[+5] u/wanggoesinataco: Well I’m fucked. APLD and IREN down 37% in the last month. While I didn’t buy the high, it hurts seeing a large chunk of my portfolio down so much….
[+18] u/M13alint: The alpha male does not concern himself with the -98.2% portfolio
[+14] u/OkAlternative7705: I forced my mom to sell her spacex and got her Voo. She yelled at me but I persisted. NOW LOOK ITSI SAVED YOU MONEY. I AM NOT A DISAPPOINTMENT AND DESERVE TO LIVE
[+13] u/Soossaaaa: buy the dip its gonna rip so hard
[+13] u/M13alint: Me: Lambo by Friday
*Option dips*
Me: Honda Civics are actually more reliable
[+13] u/AccomplishedPin2058: Somehow my puts still not printing
[+13] u/Novel-Sprinkles4135: we care about the iran war suddenly. 40th times a charm
[+12] u/_rockthemike: You guys saw the bison attack last night, that’s what market did to me today 😡
[+11] u/M13alint: *partially completes 1 task after 5 hours of work*
These guys do not pay me enough
[+11] u/GoZukkYourself: Putting my makeup on for power hour
🤡🪞
[+11] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Just chugged a whole bottle of cough syrup, gonna go down to the town lake and feed the ducks. You know life is all about the little things!
[+11] u/octopus_serenader: there are boots on the ground in my portfolio.
[+10] u/Boomer_here: I’m going to sit tight in cash until Trump says it is time to buy.
[+10] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: In my opinion MU should be worth $3000 and SNDK $5000.
I’m glad I can share my opinion
[+10] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: I just want my money back :(
[+10] u/brucekeller: Markets aren't really THAT bad, just looks like most of WSB was heavy into memory but now will mostly remember the bags.
[+10] u/leshermes: MM: "Let's give them another fake V, and dump on them again, they always fall for it"
[+10] u/OkAlternative7705: Americans are dumbest creatures alive and I am American. Cause why the fuck are we allowing such market manipulations
[+9] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: lost it all today. what now
I genuinely dont know.
[+9] u/DyatAss: The real AI bottleneck play will be rope sellers
[+9] u/duma0610: Deal tomorrow before deadline. 91.7% sure.
[+9] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Bro if I don’t figure out trading it’s literally over for me there is no other option. Work my whole life and be a slave ? Yeah I’d rather be dead or on the street addicted to fenty thank you very much.
[+9] u/i_empathetic: Ya'll got any more of them V's?
[+9] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: twitter is literally dead internet theory, only bots talking to other bots
[+9] u/Jobless-Dev: Sometimes the best trade is doing jack shit all day
[+9] u/english_fool: watching options expire worthless after being profitable earlier in the day makes me feel alive
[+8] u/blindrubberchicken: The fact that the blockade is committed to a start time now means it absolutely won’t happen.
[+8] u/patelchief90: why tf isn’t MU pumping? high rates don’t matter or high quality companies
[+8] u/KeyReaction892: The blockade is to be enacted tomorrow. Can it really be this obvious… TACO Tuesday?
[+8] u/Throwaway37620: OK I have one more plan I'm going to make one big play and if it fails I will run away from wife mortgage and bills and live in the woods
[+8] u/DeepestWinterBlue: I miss the old. Also wtf is going on!!!
[+8] u/Straight-Spinach2619: It’s literally called sky high
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: I miss the white guy with the black name 😢
[+8] u/drkgla: Willing buyers are purchasing at the current fair market price
[+8] u/LarsTarkas: The second red dildo has hit the port
[+8] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: Maybe 0 dte traders can enter and exit faster than the algos...
[+8] u/VinAsheel: i think we panic sell before close
[+8] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Golden age of stock market gains and we decide to start a war
[+8] u/sabatiel180: So Iran was about to take over the Middle East huh? 🤦🏾♂️
[+8] u/AprilsSecretAccount: I'm going to sacrifice a rotisserie chicken on Thursday.
[+7] u/corundum9: friendly reminder that ASTS always bounces at 64ish
[+7] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: I am a SpaceX bag holder, bought the shit at $210.
Whatever, Cory Chase is the best! She should be the next Fed chair.
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: Taco Tuesday is going to wreck so many shorts tomorrow. Gonna be hilarious
[+7] u/BIGPOTHEAD: What have you retards done?!?
[+7] u/XxVarolzxX: Why the fuck am I so bad at taking profits when I see them man
[+7] u/turboMXDX: I keep a limit order: Nothing happens
I chase the price and buy: Order executes and goes below my entry immediately.
Just... Fantastic
[+7] u/diefy7321: So many fucking panicans in here lmfaooooo
[+7] u/Datsyuk131313: Just remember, no matter how it might feel now, stocks always go up. Buy you idiots.
[+7] u/3500theprice: Going all in on the spy $753 calls for tomorrow 🤞
[+7] u/Brilliant_Object_847: # What’s up, Guardians of the Hormuz strait!
[+7] u/-IQ200: Holy range bound. Got out of a meeting and absolutely nothing’s changed lmao.
[+6] u/WalkIndividual5122: Stop resisting, Jane. Let it happen.
[+6] u/LoathedOne: Volume so low today we're just trading with bots here
[+6] u/TheSauce69: How could Biden do this to us
[+6] u/Boheed: gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
[+6] u/BakasanaB: Are we red because they ran out of Adrenochrome and are angry?
[+6] u/PNWPlayZ: did mango tweet? it's only Monday
[+6] u/Ill_Mastodon8324: US could just have a functioning democracy, even easier
[+5] u/Unfamous_Trader: Thought I brought the dip. Turns out the dip brought me
[+5] u/IamyourfantasyX: KEEL when deal? Come the fuck on.
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: Chips down and Microsoft/Visa is up. Finally people understand the real economy
[+14] u/jokull1234: “Trump will address the nation at 9PM ET on Thursday. MS NOW reports the speech is expected to focus on newly declassified intelligence related to foreign interference in the 2020 election.”
Lmao
[+13] u/AnalBeadsInSpace: The AI bubble might be real folks. First time I've heard our C-Suite talk about how much it costs. Up till today, it has been - "use ai, no matter what it costs" - today it was, "we need to know how much it will cost".
[+10] u/neotank35: I made 10 bucks risking 9500 on an option. take that MM im winning
[+10] u/tnguyen5057: Only thing that can save the market now are sex robots
[+10] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: 3:44 PM Calls not ITM
3:45 PM HOOD closes 0DTE
3:46 PM Iran's IRGC - We have achieved world peace thank you for your attention to this matter
[+10] u/Slightlybadpicks: ORCL you have ruined my life you asshole
[+9] u/LuvSicPt5: If koreans sell, I might need the hotline pinned first thing in the morning
[+9] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: lol everytime I hit all time high. Some bullshit happens and puts me back to where I was before
[+9] u/Fit_Set2526: yeah, for the last 5 months
[+8] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: this is so absurdly hard to trade.
[+8] u/cannythecat: Imagine selling for a loss right before taco Tuesday
[+8] u/jetblackpilot: I’m not selling any chip stocks or AI. Diamond Hands
[+8] u/ziggyho: Freak the fuck out and buy anything
[+7] u/MarginCalledManager: can we get a nice big liquidating red dildo?
[+7] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: My erection has lasted longer than 8 hours
[+7] u/Nervous-Sky2414: explosions reported in Iran
[+7] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: There's a mile long line at Costco to get the last drop of gas below $4/gallon.
[+7] u/Necessary_Gene_1868: For those slamming calls here.. what positive catalyst do you see over the next few days. The time to buy is Thursday in preparation for Taco end of week. He’s not gonna concede this early
[+7] u/EdoTensei10: I've been getting a little too much red light therapy lately.
[+7] u/Xzlk: Leaving our financial future up to a country who only has a sell button is unfortunate, yet here we are.
[+6] u/doctorqaz: MSFT honestly need to announce they will sell compute and pump like META did
[+6] u/bigboyvapesinc: Maybe Oil is finally calling bullshit on everything
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: Liberation day is coming again LMAO
[+6] u/BothTear8063: President Trump’s Thursday speech is expected to address newly declassified intelligence reports that the White House says reveal plans by foreign nations to interfere in the 2020 election
[+6] u/Iforgotmypw2times: You guys really dont care about dave or his double,do you, you fuckers? Ga damn, I had nearly $60 invested. Going to miss that honey mustard
[+5] u/chibi78: Tried to time the puts on Amazon and got my ass handed to me . Lost $800
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: They already sold regard, where u think that stuff came from
[+5] u/taconomtaco: looks like even the algos don’t know which way tomorrow will go.