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[+29] u/Any_Influence_8305: Holy shit I'm shaking, reached a new milestone and can't tell anyone irl, gotta protect myself. Just hit a 3 figure net worth, I'm eating Chipotle tonight for the first and last time
[+21] u/stupidber: Kids these days all have iPhones and iPads.
When I was a kid all my dad gave me was an eye patch. Said, you're a pirate now. Here's a treasure map. Go find your real father.
[+16] u/stupidber: If you're not filthy rich after this market well me neither
[+14] u/Starkfault: Put all your eggs in one basket. It makes them easier to carry
[+13] u/wickedbeats: ASTS and RKLB over SPCX
[+12] u/verifitting: I just am immensely fond of you all. I
don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
[+12] u/Fit-Employ3623: after spending trillions we finally have a AI that centers the div
[+11] u/Snoo-36555: Anyone buying rklb today in pre
[+9] u/stupidber: If you ain't shorting SPCX you ain't black
[+9] u/POWRAXE: How’s about a good ole fashioned regard pump on memory stocks today.. for old times sake.
[+9] u/Thebestofbuffalo: SPY up .15%. What is this, a gain for ANTS?!?
[+9] u/NewfoundlandQuestion: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Wendy's bag holder.
To me, being a Wendy's bag holder was better than being Manager of the Wendy's dumpster.
I knew I'd go from bags to riches.
[+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: Make Space Great Again
[+8] u/Savagebabypig: We need to liquidate our portfolios and buy into Tesla and SpaceX to get Elon back to trillionaire status
[+8] u/w8w8dont: Limit up circuit breaker green world peace cancer cured kind of day incoming
[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: personally dont think the ai run will slow in 26, getting a weird feeling thinking about 27 tho, what ya all think? another year of up only?
[+7] u/w8w8dont: Green skies in the morning, gae bers take warning
[+7] u/st0nks0nlygoupppp: Wendy’s! WEN WEN WEN
[+7] u/taffy_laffy: there's one stat you should know.
buying at close and selling at open the next day yields one of the highest returns.
buy at open and selling at close yields one of the lowest.
buying at premarket and selling at close is the actual lowest return.
basically hold your load till close and you'll watch your performance increase exponentially.
[+7] u/3VRMS: Damn my ASTS/ASTX are printing.
Let's see how far this rally goes before the next crash.
[+7] u/Agreeable_Leg_1046: Corning to the moon. Apparently they produce optical fiber and cables... I thought it was just an Amish sexual position
[+7] u/undescribableurge: dear market: its my birthday tomorrow, i wish for green dildo
[+7] u/Unlucky252: Ready for spacex to go back to ipo price
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them
[+6] u/SpunkySprinkle: Wow never been here this early
[+6] u/Ltheman00: Good morning to my fellow MU bulls. Uppies today!
[+6] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: SPCX at this rate will get into submarines
[+6] u/AnxiousPilot007: My ass Tits shares of 5k worth are already in 1.4K profits.
Avg 69, less goo to 169
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: Fucking show your green cock MSFT
[+6] u/Saeonic: Flat Day that wastes all your Time Inc.
[+6] u/inteczarr: friendship ended with spacex ❌ now rklb is my best friend 🤝
[+6] u/Downtown-Spite6668: I’ve full ported DRAM and it keeps going dowm
[+5] u/dragonvex_: Nothing like a morning 💩 to clear the mind
[+5] u/RelationshipHeavy386: Leslies. Its pool season baby.
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: The people posting the $40 portfolios on here are europeans right
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: I've accepted shorting WEN is not worth it.
The bols are in full control
[+5] u/sadferret123: If you held QCOM for 6.5 years you'd be about breaking even now
[+17] u/Paul_Robert_: I'm not asking for much, just for ASTS to have back to back +20% days for the next ~5 days
[+16] u/sloanemonroe: Back to just blindly pumping everything again?
[+13] u/jlw993: War -0.5%
Concept of fake peace deal +2%
[+12] u/FartPolluter: MU is a natural compounder and not a cyclical trade because once AGI comes and they have those terminator robots from the terminator movies theyll need flash memory and then the robot army can take everything else and the flash memory gang will get a cut on the fat margins the only problem is when they create the fluid robot guy that can change shape in T2 but MU have a few years to develop tech imo
[+12] u/EnginrA: Nasdaq was up 20% this quarter, surely that means it will be up 40% the rest of the year!
[+11] u/Benromaniac: Bers are done. Trump ain’t going to fuck things up again until midterms are over.
[+11] u/financiallythriving: Imagine becoming rich just by buying and hold memory stocks
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: Let my MU boi fly
Don't hold him down
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: I just got a reddit ad for reddits ads. Calls?
[+10] u/powerboner: No fucking way my NVDA 200c expired worthless yesterday just for it to pump today. No fucking way dude this is why people (me) lose their minds LMFAOOOO
[+10] u/-0x00000000: One last dump for the month at market open?
[+10] u/solidsneeze: U.S. is so good they have to play two teams at the same time?? Bosnia and Herzegovina
[+9] u/titor420: Need rklb to keep pumping straight to 150
[+9] u/oknBagholding: Im the best at buying high selling low
[+8] u/DipSniper69: /stocks is bullish on ASTS. You have been warned
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: Peace talks happening today on teams but its just rubio stuck on 'waiting for someone to let you in'
[+8] u/GloomyMembership4197: Some guy on Bloomberg: "Make decisions. A poor decision is better than no decision."
Roger that Sir.
[+8] u/oldprecision: I had a job where I watched a screen all day. I quit that job so I could watch a screen all day.
[+7] u/BroadBlueberry7777: SPY 750 EOD, call at open
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Rocket
Lab
250b coming
$750 a share
[+7] u/Volume-Active: The non existant meeting with Iran is happening today
[+7] u/SoloDragonGT: Oh fuck you’re going to make me invest
[+7] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Random stocks gapping up 30, 40% overnight and I’m stuck holding straight garbage
[+7] u/SuperSwissy: Hey bers get fukd you cockroaches
[+7] u/AltruisticOwl156: The bears are salty like the fries.
While $WEN prepares to hit the skies.
Forget the Earth, we’re flying soon.
We’ll eat our frostys on the moon.
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: WEN is a bigger Ponzi scheme than corn
[+6] u/Torquedork1: Shoutout whoever mentioned ONDS, picked up some $10 Jan calls when it was 7.76 yesterday
[+6] u/canaan57: 24% to borrow wen shares lmao get fucked
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: I own 10 shares - ❌
For every dollar the stock increases, I make $10 - ✅
[+6] u/jlw993: So why not just YOLO into ASTS and RKLB?
[+6] u/corndog_messiah: Every time I get the feeling I should diversify my gainz, my regarded semi plays pump back to ATH
[+6] u/PeachScary413: It would be dope if brokerages introduced stuff like achievements for finding rare stonks, and combo multipliers if you buy a set of rare stonks together.
Also you could train your favorite stonks and then fight other people's stonks in duels. The winner get both stonks as a reward 🏆
[+6] u/Successful-Night9263: the drive thru line at Wendy’s was non existent for 6 pm, the worker forgot my drink, and the double stack was small (prefer girthier patties) but after the warm nugs dipped in sweet chili entered my pie hole, I was convinced.
Calls on WEN
[+6] u/MarginCall94: JESUS.. MSFT do something!!!!
[+6] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: NBIS! Let’s go already…
[+6] u/throwaway09234023322: Ur poots will expire worthless again
[+6] u/TheyCallMeCool1: Anybody else getting an error trying to sell SLS?
[+6] u/Ketamine-Cuisine: I condemn hasan piker!
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: Quick I need to buy ASTS so they can dilute for the millionth time
[+6] u/Coda70: Full porting keeps you poor, as do 0dte’s
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: This looks like a green-> red-> green day
[+6] u/SpareSupermarket1708: If MSTR is selling bitcoins at a loss to finance a share buyback at a premium. Doesn't this result in value destruction?
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: Big day for the unemployed.
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Today feels like a +2.5% kind of day
[+6] u/ReturnOfEpicJ: Hey guys. My Dad just sold his tenth practice for 300+million. He also told me he just got a check for 5mil to let some physician slobber his knob for 5 whole minutes. Guess Dad's still got it, huh? Anyway, I gotta get back to my measly tech-adjacent job (low 7 figures) where I make OF content for AI's so they can focus on making sure every Burger King employee says 'You Rule' at the end of every sentence. Listen guys, just think about what kind of skills are in demand nowadays, and maybe you'll make a little more green to gamble, y'know?
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Where do we go if Wendy's goes bankrupt?
[+5] u/USMCActiveToReserve: I need SNDK to print
[+5] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Drone stocks pumping this morningn
[+5] u/MLJ555: Bers left in the dust
[+5] u/Actual-Reporter4435: Bers actually exist? I thought it was a bad joke?
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: POS MSFT and the market hasn't even opened yet
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: MSTR only down 2.5%?
They sell their only asset which is the basis of their whole valuation. Ok.
[+5] u/Actual-Reporter4435: Nothing more embarassing then ber cope. Seriously cannot believe retards aren't more ashamed
[+5] u/vermilli21: 🌮 is going to cancel his meeting with Iran today
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Instead of all these stonks that go up and down separately, why don’t they just pool a bunch of them together and let you buy that so it averages out? Are the stonk people dumb or what?
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Portfolio chart has a nasty bull flag forming
[+5] u/fish_: gm to call buyers only
[+5] u/RLVille: When ASTS announcement?
[+5] u/trent_upscale: "Jack yo ass like a looter in a riot"
-- Benjamin Graham
[+5] u/SalemKinkTrials: Firefly is easily the next space stock to double.
[+16] u/ThanksDependent1001: This shit really going back to $750 today ain’t it
[+15] u/Bromine_Bro35: It smells like bitch in here
[+15] u/Vlashaaak: Msft red is a good sign for the market
[+14] u/Adventurous_Deer_355: Bought this MU dip yesterday for huge discount
[+14] u/sirkarmalots: Damn who’s dumping, it was so green
[+14] u/FLRugDealer: OPEN THE CASINO IM BORED AT WORK
[+13] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be extremely funny if 🥭 got possessed by the spirit of teddy Roosevelt and ordered the DOJ to do anti trust lawsuits on big tech and AI, DRAM industry.
[+13] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Memory is stored in the balls
[+12] u/PapaSpumante: The market research I’m doing for WEN is going straight to my hips
[+12] u/Adventurous_Deer_355: Insane discount of MU yesterday and today it’ll fly higher $1300 EOW
[+11] u/Successful_Lab6343: ASTS won the J Leo award against Space X. Lets fucking go. New ATH soon
[+11] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: MU $1300 EOW not a meme 🗿
[+10] u/hioman01: Stocks can't stop going up
[+10] u/baadsha: Joe Kernen is an absolute clown.
[+10] u/wheezyts96: SNDK and MU upgraded to “Strong Buy”
[+10] u/TipEmpty8429: Perhaps Warren Buffalo was right about Bitcoin
[+10] u/InspectorDabbit_: "Now tell them you haven't seen the jobs report but it should be very strong."
https://preview.redd.it/5du373mwzeah1.png?width=1672&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbe5e47790496cba89beffe2630c2c95570f0abd
[+10] u/heikici: You guys are such pussies, mass upvoting bullish comments and down voting bearish one.
You know you can make money both way right?
[+9] u/PerceptionOld8565: ASTS needs one more 20% day is all i ask!
[+9] u/LuvSicPt5: Micron got hit by a lawsuit and -9% in a few hours and managed to end up green all in the same day, and you still betting against it ?!
[+9] u/Happy-Champion1661: # MU LMAOOO 🤌🤣🤣DOWN $3 IT'S SO OVER FOR YOU!
[+9] u/Organic_Security2985: you know, I was genuinely concerned about the puts I bought EoD yesterday on MSTR but after seeing Jerky Boy yolo his financial future into it, I know my play is safe
[+8] u/JAntaresN: So its nvdia’s turn for a nasty bag7 pump today?
[+8] u/more_aero: Msft is so fucking hilariously bad hahahah
[+8] u/Shoty6966-_-: Take care of your teeth. Had to get my first crown and now I’m thinking I’m on path to need another one in the near future
[+8] u/GrossFleshSack: Saylors mismanagement is going to take Bitcoin down with his company and investors money. Bullish for ETH.
[+8] u/Dongkey_kong: Oh dear lord Microsoft is green. Market is fucked today
Edit: Nevermind
[+8] u/Fun_Investment1101: My least favorite part of pump and dumps are all the people that piggyback off the original with even shittier alternatives, like the guy trying to pump Mattel for no reason other than they have a movie with John Cena coming out
[+8] u/BFox1982: Your mom leaked early
[+7] u/xeemyy: 채팅방에 도박에 빠진 한국인 분들 계신가요? ㅋㅋㅋ
[+7] u/StephenASkip1: What if WEN just started going up like 3% a day for 50 days straight
[+7] u/echox1000: WEN is a good time to order a new lambo?
[+7] u/silverfutes: I need GOOG at 400 by Friday or I’ll be paying for next week’s vacation for 20yrs.
[+7] u/Karl-Levin: Good Girl Wendy giving me a bit of green every day
[+7] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: Good morning to everyone, except MSFT you relentless POS.
[+7] u/myboywears: Does anyone else use 500x leverage?
[+7] u/JackORoses: I'm old enough to remember 1.5 years ago when this thread was calling AMD "Advanced Money Destroyer"
Narrative follows price action, not the other way around.
[+7] u/I_work_too_much: Anyone have a line on 1,000,000X leverage strategies? I want to be liquidated in femtoseconds if possible. No more pussy ass 500X shit taking 30 seconds, which is basically an eternity.
[+7] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: You know it’s bad when you care more about the market than doing your actual work
[+6] u/dabblesest: Yesterday I felt a disturbance, as if a million bers cried out in pain…
Anyways calls today
[+6] u/Chiinoe: Can msft just gap up 10% already? I mean, cmon.
[+6] u/Beelucky392: NVDA green today I can feel it in my gpu
[+6] u/LadderAdmirable: "there is no high-level meeting between the US and Iran planned." I am going to buy calls on the above headline since low level meeting might be planned.
[+6] u/cgonz15: Holy shit NVDA, is today finally your day!? 🥹🥹
[+6] u/itsojoever: Guys r/bitcoin is coping again
[+6] u/Ervii: yea I’m averaging down on my $740 PUTs at open
[+6] u/Few-Frosting-4213: Weeks later and QQQ ticker still broken on the daily board. Puts on whatever AI mods used to code this shit.
[+6] u/crispycreasy: Crash at open then green the rest of the day
[+6] u/EagleNoahg: Load DRAM calls if you’re Money Hungry
[+6] u/Boraximus: MU about to go vertical I know a setup when I see one
[+6] u/JAntaresN: Today is a good day to screw someone’s port over.
That someone is me.
[+6] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Poo yourself at work today then go home. You deserve a day off.
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: ODTES ARE STORED IN THE BALLS 😤
[+6] u/tocinoman: Here for the routine "microslop LMAO" comments
[+6] u/satsui_no_honda: CC company is begging me to take out a $50k personal loan at 7.5%. Do they know that I hang out here 🤔
[+6] u/fullregard777: Big v at open like 10-11am yesterday
[+6] u/Accurate-Letter-546: Shall I buy WEN calls to ruin your gains?
[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: No one wants expensive oil.
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: ScamX or WEN, the choice is yours
[+5] u/thatdegengambler: Wendy’s rhymes with tendies 🤔🤔
Time to drop a bando, then cop a lambo?
[+5] u/Round_Context_146: What ever happened to the pigeon guy... we need his view on todays market
[+5] u/fullregard777: In the famous words of ms. Rachel “zoom zoom zoom we are headed to the moon”
[+5] u/AGigatonicxs: What are you buying today ?
[+5] u/Accurate-Letter-546: Please IRGC: Attack Data centers and and RAM production. save MU
[+5] u/Worried-Camp-6734: Tsla 400$ today! F that guy and his over priced company!!!
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Going to the Norway Ivory Coast match today. Gonna wear my WSB thong
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: SPCX needs to start doing stuff on mars. Phones are boring
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Full ported to MU, SNDK, and MRVL on Friday. Thinking of selling and full porting into MUU. Should I do it?
[+5] u/7000series: $2200 for SNDK today after hitting sub $1900 yesterday? Parabolic swings are only natural
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: How did Yahoo end up with one of the best live stock price sites
[+5] u/NVRBKDWN: Why does my stock only moon when I sell Covered Calls?
[+5] u/Richard_Musk: One Port into SLS and the Roth going full port in ONDS today
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: spy will drop .025% and individual stocks will fall 5% on the same candle lol..
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Michael Strategy turned heel and will call 🌽colaypse
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: It's all a fugazi, you know what a fugazi is?
[+5] u/scarneo: Is he declaring winning the war again today?
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Looks like the spy dump is premarket instead of at open today
[+5] u/Amsnyc007: ASTS to 100.
(You don’t inverse WSB on Holiday weeks - smart money on vacation)
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *Saylor owns all the $CORN. When he starts selling bigly who will buy it?*
[+5] u/twat_muncher: "were 2% away from all time highs"
"its fucking joever"
lmao bers...
[+5] u/myboywears: Bears absolutely desperate
[+5] u/teeroy96: Just accept defeat and get in the ASTS spaceship bers, we’re going to the 🌙
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: The Koreans are going to be so disappointed in us
[+5] u/frogger1988: ain't no way they let it fall for the 4th
[+5] u/likeabosstroll: It’s 3026, inflation is still 6%, no cuts for the 1000th year in a row.
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: I love Grok because it lets me run a lot more data analysis for free than anything else because no one uses it
[+5] u/hayleybts: This is disappointing, SPY already tanking
[+5] u/0point42au: Looks like 🌽 is just Saylor trading with himself, lol
[+5] u/jakeisarake: We were the Koreans all along
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Ghost wipe this morning. Big green day today fellas
[+5] u/unikuenobody: Work in a couple of hours, can't sleep. Fuck!
[+5] u/Icy-Tea-2954: And this\^ my friends is a crayon eater
[+28] u/Isometric_exercises: Hi I'm a time traveler from 2021. Is btc 1 million yet?
[+14] u/Fun_Training4330: #MSFT has returned 30% in the last 5 years. If you put your money in a bond market you would have made the same return.
[+14] u/wildcat1055: Supreme Court Today:
Birthright citizenship ✅
Bear-right citizenship ❌
[+14] u/Few_Egg3567: 🇺🇸 first country to host a country for a world cup while simultaneously bombing said country 🇺🇸
[+13] u/BigAndyBailz: Freak the fuck out and sell everything .. it’s all over 😂
[+13] u/Valkorion335786: Imagine hiring a lawyer to represent you in court and then finding out he has warrants and he goes to jail with you
[+13] u/mangofruitdude: What a great day to be unemployed
[+13] u/gurmehar98: Love how RKLB and MU cannot stay green for more than a day, but when I don’t own them they don’t stop ripping
[+12] u/king_of_all_retards: # I fucking love you all guys
You guys are so cute and incredible
Wish you alot of luck investing/trading/gambling today
My lil beautiful retards ❤️
[+12] u/SundayLeagueStocko: charts open
money deposited
DJTs truth social account on the 2nd screen
start the fuckin rollercoaster
[+12] u/realtimeanalytics: Bitcoin still overvalued by at least $58k.
[+12] u/Les7X: Why the fuck the second you fatties start to wake up everything dumps, even in premarket
[+12] u/doomedtocrumble: Saylor selling bitcoin to buy mstr shares is like selling your spot behind the wendys dumpster to pay for flyers advertising your spot behind the wendys dumpster that you just sold
[+12] u/idgafbroski: This shit is about to guh at open isn’t it
[+11] u/Own-Recipe5908: This ain't a bull or bear market, it's a bipolar market off its meds and on drugs
[+11] u/Wrong_Map4101: Really hope MU pumps today
[+11] u/KayMS_: Deleting brokerage for today, full focus on bug fight instead
[+11] u/HopefulPlace7146: Overnight trading is such a joke
[+11] u/Frequent-Length-9966: This is all Elon mush fault
[+11] u/Background-Nothing71: Gonna try to focus on actual work today...wish me luck
[+10] u/King_Credit: lol damn bulls and bears lost. Sigh
[+10] u/Brawmethius: Lmao qatarr confirms no US-Iran talks planned, just Iran coming over to talk about how they getging their assets as laid out in the MoU.
So Kushner was sent over simply to make it look like 🥭 claim Monday PM "negotiations back on Iran asked for it" was legitimate
Art of the fake news pump. Anyway im very bullish about strait opening and this ending because 🥭 for sure looking like hes going to surrender to get out of this and just is trying to control the home story.
But does the end of US hegemony in the region ultimately bullish or bearish?
[+10] u/mousepop321: Haven’t seen that white haired Einstein looking guy who was in every photo of the stock exchange for quite some time
He still alive?
[+10] u/Big_Love_3070: Buying more calls today
[+10] u/_rockthemike: One month SPY chart looks bad
[+10] u/Ujmnhy152: QQQ Up = MSFT Down
QQQ Down = MSFT Very-Down
QQQ Flat = MSFT Giga-Crash
[+10] u/_hopkins: Holy dump my father, please don’t ruin me today
[+9] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: THE REPRESENTATIVE FROM CALIFORNIA HAS THE FLOOR🫴🎙️
[+9] u/Scalpaholic: It'd be funny if it weren't so serious:
🥭 talked about an imaginary meeting with Iran in Doha all yesterday. Seemed really hyped about it.
So anyway, the next day I start blasting again.
- 🐝 🐝
[+9] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: US JOLTS JOB OPENINGS ACTUAL 7.618M (FORECAST 7.2955M, PREVIOUS 6.887M)
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: Bear market over. Back to pumping
[+9] u/mynonoaccount123: Please go down to 736 and I promise I will be good boy and never full port yolo terrible weeklies :)
[+9] u/LarsTarkas: Msft only allowed 1 green day for every 7 days of drilling
[+9] u/Snoo_4496: m tired of not seeing MU +10%
m tired of seeing MU dumping after market opens
[+8] u/longGERN: SPY 700 today for just a moment plz
#manifest #spiritual
[+8] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Oh shit crypto is hot garbage
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: So what time is the fake peace talks today
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: mu named in lawsuit yesterday - goes up
mu upgraded today - goes down
ok.
[+8] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: You ever fall asleep with YouTube playing and wake up to weird ass videos like calming space sounds even though space doesn’t really have sound right
[+8] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: After losing money with options, I built up my investment framework based on two key conditions: A) Entry decisionmaking and B) market participation periods.
After evaluating co-factors I have concluded the following setup: A) Only buy when severly drunk and B) hold long but within the active drunkness-period, so 0dte.
Starting today, drinking as I type...
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bears trying to get all their jokes in before the 9:30 rockets 😂
[+8] u/HighwayExotic2808: I am going to have an aneurysm if MU drops 9% at open again
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Take me back to when I made $10 an hour and Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers cost $1
I was living like a god damn king
[+8] u/illinformed-will: Remember folks, first move is fake
Second also
Today every moves are fake until 10:00 AM. 5 minutes candle after that'll be fake
Alright fck this calls it is
[+8] u/Crazy-Pickle-7412: Setting up to dump at open
[+8] u/Plastic_Barracuda711: Whenever I've been bad, I buy some MSFT or NFLX as punishment
[+8] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Holy shit boys. We gonna see one of those 10% Green days? Been a while for us
[+8] u/confused_teabagger: So can your mom, but we don't go around announcing it
[+7] u/AeneasKurtz: What happened? Why did everything crashed at around 8:50AM?
[+7] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Fake dump into quadruple shakeout pumps thatll lead to a tweet that rips us to ATHs then back to flat?
[+7] u/Oatmeal_Raisin_: Back in my day we used to play stickball and trade on fundamentals
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Tap8631: I’m better off reselling fireworks to children this weekend
[+7] u/teamdiabetes11: Today starts a brand new day of winning. I’m sure of it.
[+7] u/_hopkins: I would really appreciate if CRWV can give me a break today. 3 days of anoos is a bit much
[+7] u/Classic-Test4979: Will MU pump at open?
[+7] u/Crazy-Pickle-7412: I've got a bad feeling about today. So you should probably full port calls.
[+7] u/Purple_Bearkat: It bothers me to no end that Jim Cramer is somehow successful.
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: lets be honest - a good amount of this sub needs mu to hit 2k today or they will lose a lot of things in their lives.
[+7] u/E39_CBX: Sundar Sir do the needful and fucking quit
[+7] u/Own_Power5784: BEARS LMAOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHA
[+7] u/Loose_Hornet4126: What in the market manipulation was that!?
[+7] u/AlGAdams: Haters in disbelief as MSFT ROCKETS 🚀 .2%
[+6] u/DulyDully: 🤡 🏳️🌈 🐻 s would be happy if nukes got set off meanwhile Chad Bulls wanna see US innovation and peace.
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: Tomorrow is going to be so bullish, today 🤷🏻♂️
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Most people lost money due to Micron panic sell. And stock ended up green. I wonder if people learned and not panic sell today?
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: The markets going down on America's birthweek?Pathetic.
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Don’t worry, mango has learnt from the previous jobs report on how to cook the report to perfection. No more strong jobs report
[+6] u/Pax19: Bruh would you mind dumping \*during\* market hours?
[+6] u/SalmonTheSalesman: so spy up or down today?
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: No way we go down today
[+6] u/Bravadette: Chili oil tastes good on everything. Same with syrup.
[+6] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Can 🌽 ever hold its pump
[+6] u/stonksf: That asts rug pull LMFAO
[+6] u/Ill_Mastodon8324: Thanks for ruining the pump amerifats
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Can tell my anos is in danger today
[+6] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Don't hold for 10x, sell that 20-30% gain like a lil bitch and do it again
[+6] u/I_FEEL_LIKE_POGBA: Anyone else having a brutal month
[+6] u/MineCraftFanAtic69: Spy fighting for its life
[+5] u/Frequent-Length-9966: Amat is the next big semi trade winner 800-1000 before the end of July?
[+5] u/Harp-Note: We've still got an hour until you're allowed to panic.
[+5] u/Ohlele: The stock market has had a stroke once every few days.
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: You wanna be fucked up, dude? If they remade Dazed and Confused today it would be set in 2009 💀
[+5] u/marcg40: It's America's birthday soon. 250 years of freedom. You really think he will let the market stay red? He's just taking out some funds for cake and balloons, and it will go back up, trust.
[+5] u/IJstDntKnwShtAnymore: I don't understand people who bought MSTR to get a feel for crypto. Why not just buy the real shit instead of that Saylor slop?
[+5] u/crab_people_now: I would take another SPY fire sale. I fucked up the one from Friday
[+5] u/theanxioussnail: how in the world is asts going down after a 1 billion contract? they are literally cleared from any dilution with this new deal
[+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: **Wall Street Tech Analyst: Micron Could 4x If the AI Cycle Lasts Through 2030**
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: haven't won a single bug fight. Mods uber ghey
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: lots of you hooligans seem afraid of a dump at open, which means logically, my puts are fucked
[+5] u/KayMS_: Open this shit, I’m ready to be hurt again
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Lets see how much more fucked I am today!
[+5] u/Regarded-Mastodon: Cooling the premarket to pump it the rest of the day. Fuck you MM, I see you
[+5] u/__nameless____: it was another jpy intervention huh, all the jpy charts are looking nasty
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Some peeps that logged off yesterday with a smile about to get lemon sour face this morning 🙃
[+5] u/Evander85: So 🌽 is down bigly so Saylor has to sell 🌽 to raise monies to pay ponzi divi. Making 🌽 drop further. And so on and so on?
[+5] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: 🌽 knee high by July is not a meme
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: how is everyone's summer ~~body~~ port lookin?
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Has the all in MSTR guy been margin called yet?
[+5] u/Informal-Chocolate97: MU better pump this week
[+5] u/MineCraftFanAtic69: Gonna throw $1k on 0dte something for spy today. Calls or puts?
[+5] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Well I can’t play today because I pulled my options playing money, but I can still drop my prediction. SPY is gonna have a bull trap at open then shortly afterwards drop until around 735 +/- $1 for the bottom of the day.
[+5] u/kaapooj: 10 am et. expected supreme court decision on birthright citizenship
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/live-blog/supreme-court-rulings-birthright-citizenship-co-elections-live-updates-rcna352220
[+5] u/Beloved_Mango: JACK is the annoying little brother
Low volume squeeze before the big boy WEN squeeze
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/Psychological_Fly109 (0W-1L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SPY** ▼ | $737.33 → $729.96 | -1.0% | 1d | Lost |
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Everything is casino 🎰
[+5] u/callsonreddit: What is sentiment? Trying to figure out if we red or green today
[+5] u/Beloved_Mango: 10+ incoming, not if but WEN
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Here comes the selloff 5 minute before open again.
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: Market analysis shows you should shave your balls
[+5] u/SovietPower777: Saas and defensive stocks as always down? Tired of this shit market
[+5] u/SlickyTrader: Drill team 6 ready for deployment
[+5] u/AffectionateMud7651: LETS GO RKLB... fly me to the moon...
[+5] u/Utilize3372: Imagine if you gambled with seconds of your life instead of money in the stock market. Actually why not both because that's really what it comes down to. The stress and/or exhilaration taking decades from mfrs.
[+5] u/ConsequenceBig3135: Too many girls trying to be girl bosses at my job
Tone it down
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: this happend yesteday for the first 20 minutes then it dumped
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Where are the memory bears goin?
[+5] u/Squirr3I: Jack in the Box $JACK up 11% premarket after rallying 20% yesterday 🤣. Can't make this up it's always insider cheaters when something moves big on nothing.
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Boys, do not blame the euro🐻s for selling. They are in a meltdown 🔥 because they don't have AC and it's like 105 degrees out
[+5] u/longGERN: Whole port is red but so are the spy puts...
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: I feel like WSB is usually bulls winning and cracking bear jokes. U see wat u want to see
[+5] u/E39_CBX: America because they’re fat and unlikable
[+5] u/maxutilsperusd: Bad. Bad vibes. But the report will be cooked so probably a wash.
[+19] u/peterpeer9: iran_peace_moratorium_v14_FINAL (Copy)_2026-06-30_Updated-USE_THIS_ONE.docx
[+11] u/hauntedMammoth: I'm in the red, greatest bull market of all time and I'm in the red 😢
[+10] u/Mammoth-Fee1592: Why is MU tweaking out rn
[+10] u/Skilledthunder: someone bought MU at exactly $1255. Luckily wasn't me, i got it at a much cooler number ^1250 ^kill ^me
[+10] u/Peeeeech: S&P = Semi & Poors
[+10] u/No_Current3675: Holy shit bro. I just can no longer conceive of working a real job where like I actually have to do shit.
[+10] u/SteakEater137: My biggest regret as a trader starting out was assuming the market was smart and sophisticated. Any time I go with braindead momentum chasing I make a lot more money.
[+9] u/crazyfool319: Out of everybody in the entire world, this $MSTR collapse couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole than Michael Saylor
[+9] u/ComodinoDiLegno: Man I'm so tired of trading I might legit just focus on my career
[+9] u/Zentaury: Holy green candles, what’s happening this morning? What’s news?
[+8] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: MU going full kangaroo all morning...
[+8] u/Mozart69-Nice: I popped 2 edibles right on market open.
Let's see how it goes
[+8] u/isukforfree: This has become the worst market ever
[+8] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: It dumped right when I clicked buy, sorry
[+8] u/Neemzeh: Pls buy MU. Pleas fly again
[+8] u/Life-Trade-6514: Wakey wakey MU time for school come on get up
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: How the fuck is qqq up so massively when every POS tech stock I own is deep red, WTF 🤬
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: Where is this 10:30 rug pull i was promised?
[+7] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: Got sick of all you MU chanters so bought 1 piece yesterday. Already red **LMAO** 🤌
[+7] u/peterpeer9: I have 6 minutes to make $54,000
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: Supreme court just ruled bears fooked
[+7] u/HonestInvestment3025: I literally sold my calls at 9:45 you are welcome to
[+7] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: being a cryptobro at this point in 2026 is a humilliation ritual
[+7] u/SPY_one_zillion: I’m not selling until I see at least 500% increase. Thank you for listening.
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: ANOTHER STRAIGHT LINE UP DAY
[+7] u/Any_Life_6178: Daily 10:30 dumpies?
[+7] u/mehmilani: Per orders of the administration, everything must be at all time high for the 4th of July. Stocks, indeces, employment, unemployment, inflation, oil, metals, cpi, gdp, nationally debt, everything.
[+7] u/RjBloxks: Everytime with the bullshit MU
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: People are so dramatic here wtf? "It's crashing! Holy fuck dildo up my ass" - stock is down 0.10% when I check..jeez
[+6] u/sinag19: What’s going on with MU lol
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Fuck you I was just about to close out lol. Fucked me good
[+6] u/Plastic-Raspberry347: Looks like the war is over again lol
[+6] u/WorkingAd7387: dont worry MU ends up +4% today
[+6] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Sitting on cash on a day like today makes me ill
[+6] u/generaledamame: # Bols ready for sum rug? 🤡
[+6] u/Wannabe_Physicist: I should buy calls just to ruin this
[+6] u/generaledamame: You bols ready for some rug action? 🤡
[+6] u/kev0795: https://preview.redd.it/ggpuj1y3kfah1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12ba537bc758290826698f00f49409908c3b149
Bulls checking their boners today LFG.
[+6] u/LittleHoneydew3466: 1 hour into the market and all the excitement has withered away
[+6] u/ai___________: This is what, fearful pumping?
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: MU is a boomer stock now just like NVDA
[+6] u/Knarre30: Serious question, what the heck is MU doing.
[+6] u/Cosmorto: !banbet SPY 748.75 6h
[+6] u/StockB0Y: Where were you yesterday
[+5] u/WSB_Dre: 2% green day incoming
[+5] u/bigstew6: Hood this, hood that, my hood was taken from me when I was 3 days old..
[+5] u/SpruceJuice5: MU and SNDK move together. Unless I have calls on MU apparently
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Oil being sub 70 all the while no boats have or are going threw the straight is biblically insane🤣
[+5] u/darth_scion: There's no earthly way of knowing. Which direction we are going.There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing.
[+5] u/housemouse431: the battlefield of nasdaqistan is always littered with bodies
[+5] u/Capital_Wing1861: Switched from calls to puts. Gotta bat for both teams
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Remember when market goes down on bad news I remember
[+5] u/DarthOniichan: MMs dont want to pay out puts today, who the fuck is making these huge buy orders?
[+5] u/No_Current3675: This house listed at $1.9M wit a 1960s relic kitchen fuck outta here
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: holy shit that was a crazy jump on spy
[+5] u/Efficient-Swimmer30: MSFT back to $400 by end of July
[+5] u/chaoticmosaic: MU girl what is u doin
[+5] u/Snoo23417: Another one way pump today folks.
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: TESLA KEEPS GOING UP BECAUSE YOU REGARDS KEEP BUYING PUTS
[+5] u/snbgames: MU is done. Cramer just said it’s gonna keep going and it’s “different this time”
Fuk
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: HORMUZ OPEN BY EOD SHIPS WILL FLY OIL WILL TELEPORT FULL PORT SPY 780 CALLS
[+5] u/arolloftide: I just wanna apologize to all of you for buying SLS this morning and thinking that I too could actually make money.
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Give us a 5% day Jensen
[+5] u/Asmalex: Can MU STOP BOUNCING. I need it to get to 1500 eow
[+5] u/iThrewFarAway: # SPY ATH FOR 4th JULY? 🚀
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Bols winning again ✅️💲
[+5] u/tropicalia84: # NOT SURE WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT WE ARE HITTING NEW ATH'S FOR JULY 4TH
# QQQ +2.5%
# SPY +1.5%
# TODAY
[+5] u/jiggolo420: Nvda investing feels like a daily kick in the junk
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: It's burgerpocalypse. JACK will recover. I believe in you.
[+5] u/CUbuffGuy: I don't care if afternoon V, just dip so I can sell and board the rocket
[+5] u/I_am_not_GeorgeBush: These 745s arent gonna fuck themsellves.. don't just look at it SPY, EAT IT
[+5] u/riverpirate2: NBIS must be murdering bears because no one is mentioning the rocket ship
[+5] u/generaledamame: # Rug pull incoming 10:30 🤡
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Market loves rate hikes now I guess
[+5] u/Reasonable_Roger: July 4th mode engaged. Buy calls and walk away from the PC.
[+5] u/Beazt11123: HE'S PULLING HIS STONK OUT!!!!
[+5] u/iDahves: NVDA allergic to 200
[+5] u/TREN6969: 🚀 BOYS. GET IN NOW, quick before the spaceship doors close
[+5] u/SLP_SoCal: Can one of you cucks pump some of your Viagra into MU?
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: My friend was asking me how stupid do you think the elites think we are and I said well they’ve made 20 fast and furious movies and people still pay hard earned money to go see them so yeh pretty stupid
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Everything is too green to buy calls almost grabbed smci
[+5] u/AnywhereSalty7466: Watch volumes guys - this thing can turn at any moment.
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: FAKE DIP INCOMING BEFORE ANOTHER RIP
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Bears think since they hate Mango that somehow equates to public companies are no longer profitable
[+5] u/syedhuda: bers the type to fall for a ponzi scheme and tell you "this time its different"
[+5] u/Constant_Story8217: I wanna grab a 🐻 by his 🍩 and use it to give myself bol pleasure. Sorry green 💚 month Cumming, goodbye 👋 pride month of downs
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Wtf is that username
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: Aloha Snackbar
What happened to the Yen?
[+5] u/mmal55: MU doing everything it can to stay as flat as my ex
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: Identical open to yesterday
[+13] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Someone please end my misery
[+12] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: WSB went from “take out an unsecured personal loan up to 100k to gamble 0dte options”
To
“20 year old kid takes out 20k overdraft from his business bank account to buy shares of microstrategy”
This sub is fuking amazing, the level of stupidity keeps me well fed
[+10] u/potato111a: BAG HOLDING WENDY'S WHILE M WORKING AT A WENDY'S LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/Trenavix: "oh man, msft up 0.2%, I better take my profits now!!!"
-average msft shareholder rn
[+9] u/uncsucks: How in the actual fuck are we pumping again today
[+8] u/justlosinmoney: Many bearish comments I feel safe
[+8] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Crazy how the mood here shifts after a small red candle
[+8] u/FriedCheeseSanga: Send it to 750 you crazy bastards, praise be to allah
[+8] u/stock_dude9: Anyone buying SPCX at $2.25T valuation has fetal alcohol syndrome
[+8] u/nordik1: lol @ people still doing market analysis
have you learned nothing
[+7] u/WillingCommittee: When COVID tanked the market, I bought calls at the bottom and made 50k. Since then, I’m down 150k. I could have bought anything and have 500k now. Jajajaja, I am big tard
[+7] u/Sea_Condition_6999: If we could just pump to 748, that would be great
[+7] u/daxtaslapp: Alright went balls deep on blackberry Jan 2028 calls
[+7] u/boraboca: MU is a boomer stock now
[+7] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Pot heads will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day”
[+7] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # # pure Hot Air and Retardium pumping the Market today ……. 🚀
https://preview.redd.it/ch62mkwsufah1.jpeg?width=1672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4317a9a4c70698b04092d0a3073d8ebf37cbcfe
[+7] u/mangled_degenerate: It's to protect the people you might hit, not you.
[+6] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Another leg up incoming
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Why is MU just stuck lmao
[+6] u/CryptoTAGod: **MU is underperforming SNDK by 7%**
[+6] u/AstronautPossible374: Plz I just need SPY to be at 430 by EOD to be green🙏
[+6] u/DebtOk4461: Microsoft was too green, had to take a nosedive.
[+6] u/Terrible_Session_340: TRUMP LITERALLY LIED ABOUT PEACE TALKS AND THE MARKET IS STILL PUMPING LIKE WTF GUYSS
[+6] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: buy puts when they're expensive. buy calls when they're expensive. lose money both ways.
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: Why can’t 🥭 understand that shorting oil isn’t going to bring the price of gas down? Refineries are going offline all over the world and this motherfucker thinks the price of oil is the problem? God damn.
[+6] u/Suavecore_: Great now we're gonna have to see all those articles about Elon becoming a trillionaire and then losing trillionaire status at the next dump over and over again forever
[+6] u/noobletato: SPY getting ready for the next leg up
[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: MSFT needs to drill so that this market can continue up
[+6] u/According-Rub-4520: We're all gamblers not investors
[+6] u/Moist-Guava-732: worst options market EVER
[+6] u/YurMikeySZN: No reason for technical analysis anymore with this market
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: nice gains here, would be a shame if Axios comes out with some developments in the middle east
[+6] u/mmaisumm: If my granny had wheels she'd be a bicycle
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: CNBC morning show needs a restructure. Less stupid conversations, interviews and debates and more core market news and critical info useful for actual trading the day
[+5] u/Round-Day561: I appreciate it, never seen it in text though, only spoken
[+5] u/PyloPower: These recessions keep getting shorter & shorter
[+5] u/QueenAlicat: I lost in both directions today 🫡🤡 I quit
[+5] u/The_Albertino: Hood never sustains any momentum
[+5] u/Competitive-Kick-278: Here comes dropzilla
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: If this is the best 10:30-11:00 dump can do, spy wants 750 today
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Just installed a bidet can’t wait to take a dump
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: “rEd DaY iNcOmiNg BoLs”
We just had a whole week of red, quarterly rebalancing (automated selling and moving of indices) finishes today and a volume of 1.49 MILLION puts expire today as one of the biggest dealer hedge unwinds of the year. But yeah we’re going down for sure! Idiots.
[+5] u/chainerection: Nflx is depressing AF
[+5] u/gwrichardson42: MU seems tired. SPY +2%,, QQQ +3.5% since Fri close...MU flat. Sitting on calls, so I need MU to wake up!
[+5] u/Neccesary: Closed my position for 40% gain, think I’ll sit today out lol
[+5] u/East-Description-243: Micheal Saylor looks very rat like. Master Splinter.
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Come on MMs, entice me to buy the pull back so you can rug pull me
[+5] u/juvenile_josh: SpaceX to the MOON!!! Fuck fundamentals, SpaceX Green forever
Jk it only started going up because I bought puts.
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: $SNDK new all time highs incoming
[+5] u/jetrawl: If I make 15% on my money everyday, I’ll have 27 billion after 125 trading days! It’s so easy why doesn’t everyone do this????
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: no more trans for everyone! puts on $rddt
[+5] u/noobletato: Using MACD to time SPY reversals has been working out mostly well so far
[+5] u/thermalstress: Bitcoin is dragging my ytd gains smh
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: SNDK up 7% MU flat LOL
[+5] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: THE DEAL IS SIGNED
[+5] u/GeneralHoudini: yall ever get tired of winning the same war?
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Tell me one cool thing Microsoft has done lately. You see why its crap
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: OMG! MY puts. I was told there will be generational crash.
[+5] u/lardexDofB: ASTS 200 RKLB 150 eow
[+5] u/StophJS: Fuck it. Taking the L on META and NFLX. No sense leaving the money tied up
[+5] u/Terrible_Session_340: FUCK SPY MY PUTSSS😭😭
[+5] u/OwnTheThrone: WEN put the fries in the bags
[+5] u/Pretend_Total5864: Surprise, another fake mid day pump
[+5] u/presidential2014: HAHAHAHAH straight to $750 no more dips
[+5] u/delicious_oppai: Ok now some 741p for .24 each cause I hate money
[+5] u/Civil-Flight-1894: dram opens at 72 today
[+5] u/ThaaGZZ: Brother, i already spend some of the pre market green money. Can you please give it back.. ffs
[+5] u/fenstapuza: MU pumping right before open. What does that mean.
[+5] u/TomEpicure: Is Butt Corn finally dead?
[+5] u/SignificantRip8239: what a pathetic day
i stepped in dogshit and then saw all my holdings at -1%, which really means my port is down -80%
FML
[+5] u/rationalist_populist: Apple and Nvidia tanking and SPY zero budge lol
[+5] u/mmaisumm: How is it possible to delay, manipulate, and announce final stages of negotiations for months and oil is still down as fuck?
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: MSFT just shit and pissed itself
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Fuck it, I'm holding. If I die I die
[+5] u/Mike_Oxafloppan: So we still having those peace talks today or what?
[+5] u/trsx5: So $AVAV is being dragged down because theres too many shorts in it?
We're gonna let the BERRORISTS win?? I thought this was AMERICA
[+5] u/ZealousidealLack29: WEN down premarket while JACK is up 10% lol
[+5] u/Putrid-Tangelo1644: Put put. It is a red day for all tech
[+5] u/OneLongjumping5743: every day oracle disappoints me immeasurably
[+5] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy won’t touch red today
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Nvdia down despite the capex boom is so fucking frustrating
[+12] u/ReadyGain2972: Saylor is going bankrupt forsure
[+11] u/Logmul: Crazy how WEN goes up when all the bankers are on their lunch break
[+10] u/kumako10: Idk what pump everyone's talking about. All my stocks are red
[+9] u/hv876: MU getting ready for next leg take off to make me tendies.
[+9] u/mrslipandslide: Wake up. Lose money on options. Spend rest of day trying to break even 🤦
[+9] u/Sea-Animator4250: If youre still buying $WEN youre an idiot
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Im not wrong, my trades are
[+8] u/NervousChemistry7401: Calls on SPY are cheap. Think we’re about to dump and MMs know it.
[+8] u/ClaudesSexBot: WHAT DID I DO THAT THE MARKET JUST SHITS ALL OVER MY PORTFOLIO TIME AND TIME AGAIN????
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: Im a semiconductor bull and I even call bullshit on all of this nonsense....
[+8] u/AdOk3638: # Being a ber has its own perk, you know exactly what you eating for dinner. It’s 50 cents ramen and water soup. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/fire_alarmist: Its literally every single day bro. Either we rocket down or we just randomly hit a 45 degree line grind up with zero retracement out of no where and destroy options premium. This is the most preplanned, coordinated, manipulated, scammy market the world ever saw. Revolting display. Everyone involved with the financial system needs to be imprisoned for decades.
[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: 6 more months of year 2 out of 4.
Goddam we've got a long way to go.
[+8] u/OhhPeeee: Lunch time dump time
[+8] u/Mindless_Clock7823: Switched from ber to bull, you may crash now
[+7] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: The odds of spy dumping are close to 0
[+7] u/Such_Coin: That feeling you get when you realize that Magical Internet Monies might not have been a good long term investment...
[+7] u/yahooms: # Is 🌽 really approaching November 13, 2021 level????????
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: This shit is untradeable if you're holding longer than an hour
[+7] u/Czyzzle: I didn't buy calls and now I'm a pussy
[+7] u/rottenfence: This sub hated: MRVL at $90, MU at $100, AMD at $90, INTC at $20, GOOG at $170… so the lesson here is buy MSFT and wait. Thank me later.
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: How my calls and puts both lose money lmfao fuck this shit
[+7] u/Personal-Cellist8022: Spy to 750 so i can unload my calls pls
[+7] u/NaturalFortune8397: THE FACT YOU THINK THERES A LUNCHTIME DUMP IS PRECISELY WHY WE WILL CONTINUE THE MELT UP AFTER LUNCH
FULL PORT SPY CALLS HERE
[+6] u/toomuchmarcaroni: INTC mooning this morning
[+6] u/Lextron: welp is there an Eastern Digital i can check out instead?
[+6] u/homerbailey: This is worse than watching paint dry
[+6] u/StudentCertain2839: When I buy puts, it goes up. When I buy calls, it goes down.
[+6] u/OldWonder5865: AMD makes me wanna be gay ber so bad. It’s worth like $300B tops and it’s gonna pump to $2T over the next year
[+6] u/AllCapNoBrake: "~~Never~~ Sell Your Bitcoin" - Michael Seller
https://preview.redd.it/awc50vwnyfah1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd7de8c43252e8524bd107828cac0d0b9aac9d7
[+6] u/miss_L_fire: Someone wake up MU and ASTS ughhh
[+6] u/lolgoodone34: Must be out of your mind. AMD 1T? lmfao
[+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Everything is green except the things i buy LMFAO
[+6] u/Stutteringstew: Inverse your own thoughts regards
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: Giving up on stock picking and going hard into SPY has significantly changed my port performance
[+6] u/subbanator_76_: The SLS train is leaving the station. Next stop 20$
[+6] u/lordricer: Im about to lock in these profits so I can stop staring at my phone
[+6] u/Jwelz90: Taking my money from this weeks straight up line and running so I dont spend the holiday weekend thinking about unaliving myself after Wednesday/Thursday shenanigans.
[+6] u/OK_Computer10101: \*BREAKING\* Bank of America ANALyst Sharifee Svengalu warns that too many of its customers are pulling their money out the bank with it’s .003% interest rate and investing in AI infrastructure. -Axios
[+6] u/NewJuan01: Show me on the doll where the puts you bought touched you
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #FIFA will make $15 billion from this world cup which is more money than it did in the last 3 world cups combined. America rich baby. LMAO🤌🥅⚽
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Qqq at major resistance. We’re going to make a big move one way or the other
[+6] u/Ornery_Ad98765: Aw man don’t do that :(
[+6] u/Notmikeyouidiot: instead they gave you a micro :/
[+6] u/lordricer: Just one more lil pop and I sell it all
[+5] u/stellarlunarr: Come on spy gap to 750
[+5] u/Forward-Surprise1192: I have no evidence, but I fully believe there’s gonna be a Fourth of July market freedom rally
[+5] u/Most-Act3967: DRILL TEAM 6 IS READY
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Micron commits $250M to Trump Accounts
Damn those kids are so lucky. Ya'll have no idea how rich I would be if my parents bought me Micron when I was a baby
[+5] u/TreGet234: Today so boring i don't even wanna berpost to troll.
[+5] u/lightning_whirler: BTC is closer to zero than to its ATH
[+5] u/Federal-Profile8857: Having fun this week bers? 🤣👉
[+5] u/likamuka: clown market continues.
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: beef jerky guy? give him a couple hours
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: We are literally at a point where they have issued and willingly created so many put contracts, and everyone is so wise to the scam and ready to buy even more that if the slightest hint of negative gamma expansion happens they simply cannot pay the contracts and the entire thing actually snowballs to SPY sub 200. They have the entire financialy ecosystem, everyone's 401k's and every retirement vehicle in a hostage situation. Big tech literally has a gun to every single person in the world's retirement and is demanding 200 trillion and a helicopter to mexico.
[+5] u/Jacobpapi: June is almost over, be ready for the rally baby
[+5] u/Cygnusoxide: Where's the asstits pump?
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: My calls expired last week. I hate this pump.
[+5] u/DragonFruit-_-777: AMD really making sure people never call it Advanced Money Destroyer even again LOL
[+5] u/rocier: im rich again! that was the worst week ever
[+5] u/Relevant_Season4218: All this pump is just padding. Don't forget the world hates us and we maybe getting a slap in the face commin
[+5] u/mixtape312: Remember, you're trading against highly sophisticated machines and algorithms designed to extract as much wealth as possible from 99% of you. But sure, you've got this.
[+5] u/Environmental_Bag778: mu red and sndk soaring when will i ever learn
[+5] u/Key-Jaguar7630: Bought sndk at the top today 🤦♂️
[+5] u/TruChains: Drew lines on my chart. That’s how I know I’m fucked
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: RIP VIX
sucks when there's no more volatility :(
[+5] u/wright_on_: meta is such dogshit, awful products, awful leadership, awful capital allocation. hiring kyle jenner to advertise your new panopticon, that'll definitely turn things around.
[+5] u/Single_Guarantee9545: WOW MSFT ISNT RED???? I BET IT WILL CLOSE RED THOUGH. BIGGEST POS STOCK ON THE MARKET RN. BIG SMELLY TURD!
[+5] u/AKNJ907: Come on MU show em your weiner
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Is strategy a ponzi now that he’s selling at a loss to meet investor promises? He’ll run out of lost investor money to return eventually.
[+5] u/YutaYutaO: ppl celebrating here too early.
[+5] u/Cpryus: no way the most bullish week is actually bullish!! Wow who woulda thought
[+5] u/Feisty-Payment9614: The USA should celebrate capitalism on its 250th birthday by opening the casino for a full 24 hours on a Saturday
[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: I am dropping ring stretching chocolate snake right now. The cheese heavy Mexican food has caught up to me
[+5] u/patelchief90: wsb regards behind cramer on cnbc right now
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: I hate being smart ber. Keep losing money. Wtf!@!?
[+5] u/Cool-Employ-4830: wendy’s is over. pack it up
[+16] u/Scarfaceb1tch: I literally buy puts and it Vs you are welcome. Literally instantly
[+11] u/blowne30m3: SPY you dirty bitch, go for it, go for that 750.
[+11] u/iAmGrimTV: Really starting to think we are going back to that low volume retard strength pump shit from April
[+11] u/Pamper69: Strategy is simple.
1) believe in America
2) invest in America
Simple but effective
[+10] u/chiswis: BREAKING NEWS: IRAN to IPO on Fourth of July. 🥭 will ring the opening bell.
[+10] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: Take your profits or switch to puts
[+10] u/Kooky_Resource6348: basically no red candles damn. I wonder how close will go.
[+9] u/OnceALoser: Bulls took just two days recover the losses which Bears too five days to make.
[+9] u/spilledonwhite: hEre cOmeS thE duMP
+0.80% > +0.75%
[+9] u/Financial-Kick7519: Regards have been pumping WEN on every subreddit and you’re up a dollar? Pathetic, absolutely embarrassing for all the posts I’ve seen. 🤌
[+8] u/Ghostehz: Cmon you tards buy ASTS
[+8] u/Neat_Statistician741: Buy the dips - make money - easy formula
[+8] u/deandotcom: Resume pamp after lunch boyos
[+8] u/TheSauce69: Didn’t know how to tell my family I was gay so I told them I bought NVDA calls
[+8] u/Midnightfire123: Cool so spy wants to go up all day but the second I'm able to pay attention it's time for a U turn
[+8] u/StarkSupremacy: u made it stop. great.
[+7] u/Apple2o: Fidelity won’t let me margin 1$ into QQQ but I can go 400k balls deep into space sex no questions asked
[+7] u/disishowedoit: One of the worst things ever is waking up so late you can’t make any good plays on the market.
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: Whenever I see anyone in here commenting about being "all cash" or "cash gang" I instantly know they are broke and drive a used Toyota. If they drive at all.
No one with any real capital ever goes "all cash". The tax implications alone are prohibitive. You stay invested and you add tail risk. You don't constantly swing in and out of the market with your entire portfolio.
That's what broke bear losers do.
[+7] u/lococommotion: Just full ported puts. We probably go up another 1% here
[+7] u/Ghostehz: Imagine betting against America this week lol
[+7] u/quyensanity: Getting destroyed. Every red candle is just getting eaten up
[+7] u/pseudo_rockstar: No share will ever be sold again. Only buying.
[+7] u/ChipWong82: How are the peace talks coming along?
[+7] u/Xzlk: Imagine being a value investor 😂🫵
[+7] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: Dont need to imagine
[+6] u/chafingNip: Give it to me straight. How are my spy 0dte 736 puts looking? 🤪
[+6] u/MyGFLikes2SneezeOnMe: Can spy just moonshot to 751 rn and everyone will be happy for the rest of all time ever?
[+6] u/Samjabr: Bers \*insert rope emoji\*
[+6] u/carrollart: What the hell is Marc zuckerbergs problem
[+6] u/ebfeebfe: Mom... Dad... I'm ber
😠😭
[+6] u/bunnytoad69: lowkey exhausting being even mildly bearish lol.
[+6] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: lots of fear. so green today
[+6] u/Kodster177: Spy 750 for Americas birthday
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: MSFT green is a bearish indicator for SPY
[+6] u/ddrsdght: we hitting ATH this week bitches
[+6] u/slemmigkuk: Wtf r u doing Netflix, why do i always pick the wrong stock
[+6] u/Donuts4Breakfast: I hate networking events, wtf is always so awkward I don’t know what to say like ever
[+6] u/quyensanity: About to close out my position for a 5k loss today.
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: TSLA pumping because of a car sales report saying they had in increase of sales in Europe for the past months. People were duped thinking the high gas prices were going to be long-term.
[+6] u/Lcc30: Lol qqq near ath while bag 7 barely above lows something weird is happening
[+6] u/saintmitchy: 2% up YTD I'm pretty bad at this shit
[+6] u/McClintockC: Lol bers
Has the world ended yet
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Imagine having free will and choosing to be fat
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: Ok which one of you regards full ported MU? shit moves like SGOV now thanks to you
[+6] u/Lethlow: Holy shit, the multiplier on crash got to 410x
[+6] u/upvz: phew, 30 min bear market over
[+6] u/RonBlake: “Daddy why didn’t you buy 10th semis dip of 2026?”
[+5] u/type_error: So you want Bloomberg tv?
[+5] u/1moreloser: That hairy spot between your moms legs that you came out of?
[+5] u/bearwithme23: not enough people are from the midwest to appreciate this
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: MSFT will be perpetually on the verge of bankruptcy according to the narrative while continuously growing at 40%. AI capex will never be cut and the semis will continue to melt up. Ram shortages going to keep increasing and eventually one stick will be worth more than MSFT. This is all gonna happen while we vibecode windows using Claude powered by our spaceX satellite datacenters that mine asteroids. We will be paid in tokens and money won’t matter.
[+5] u/DrElkSnout: I have this terrible feeling that now that I've completed my DCA we're going to crash and stay down for months.
You're welcome.
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Spy 750 it is. Confirmed.
[+5] u/Background-Ad-5319: Ok, thats enough lunch, back to pump slaves
[+5] u/Then-Cup-5153: HOLY SHIT
AMD is down $3 ...massive buying opp
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Lmao mu struggling to hold 1%. Lame af
[+5] u/NecromancyAndFries: Time for SPY to boringly drag ass down to 745. May theta fuck your ass rugged
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: im in calls now, wheres my V
[+5] u/LiquorCaptainO: Is there any commodities subreddit? I feel like its the only market that makes fucking sense. Quite immune to 🥭 bullshit
[+5] u/WhaleSmacker17: Japan need to let more weebs in to strengthen the yen
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Asts please go back to 130 I promise I'll take profits this time
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Mu I need you to have one of your trademark 10% day.
[+5] u/csklmf: Everything's back up. Bears cannot have nice things. NOPE
[+5] u/MyGFLikes2SneezeOnMe: Here it comes bois. Can you feel it?
[+5] u/yeedub: market feels like it's gonna dump. gonna load up on qqq and Tesla puts for Friday
[+5] u/ykoreaa: For no reason at all, my kitten leaped onto a flat wall like as if he was going to land the height he jumped but fell right down
I'm convinced he was reenacting the market the first half
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Is Cathie Wood secretly a bear?
[+5] u/Dependent-Entrance56: MSFT put buyers about to lose everything LMAO
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: dip aquired, balls tinglin
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: ASTS with a random shrek out of nowhere
[+5] u/lechimpanzeu: It's more that 100 since earnings, the fuck you want?
[+5] u/Strict-Hearing-177: Iran still only $176B in SP profits away from the $300B gift as promised
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Going to remind myself next year
"Calls on July 4 week. Bols get extra regarded"
[+5] u/SpecialistB: A quick $5 drop in SPY would vaporize us all
[+5] u/MyGFLikes2SneezeOnMe: Say our daily pamp prayer quick!
🙏 Powell, hallowed be thy printer. Thy rally come, SPY 751, QQQ 745, on the chart as it is in my dreams. Forgive us our cost basis. Lead us not into theta decay. 🙏
[+5] u/RockinOutCockOut: Damn we slow crashing aren't we
[+5] u/patricktu1258: I know it’s survivorship bias but it’s humbling to see everyone in their late 20s posting seven figure and even eight figure half year gains in my country.
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Wen will I hear a phone call back after applying?
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: suffered in amd since 2023, this year i made generational wealth. Port is up overall 300%+ LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Filimon97: are there really people out there that buying puts ? I mean, people with a healthy mind ? really ?
[+5] u/Bugmug90: NOW free falling again
[+5] u/Yottahz: I don't know what to buy.
[+5] u/LilFortniteAddict420: AMD might be the move on the next pull back, momentum is so damn strong
[+5] u/Brigantius: Imagine buying Bag7 stocks halfway through the June correction and then being stuck at -8% minimum for the extended future.
I am not a smart person.
[+12] u/M13alint: I either sell at -98% or +2%
[+10] u/CMTTrader: 🐻's talk all weekend long, but never post their loss porn 🤔
[+10] u/Fiddli: Its July 4th week, the volume will be abysmal and the market will just grind up like every other year
[+10] u/Snowman33001: This is absolutely BRUTAL for bers
[+9] u/_Netgirth: Don’t forget war recommences at 1:30 on Thursday this week instead of the usual 5:30 Friday missile droppings
[+9] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: I’ll never forgive this sub for talking me out of AMD at 120
[+9] u/M13alint: The buy button in my broker app gives me the shares but it also crashes the stock, I’m messaging support now
[+8] u/Technical_Scallion_2: I’m sure glad I put my entire $100k port into QQQ puts on Friday. I’m a goddamn genius
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: SPY went up nearly 17% the past Quarter, one of the craziest quarters I've been, especially considering a peace deal never occurred and the only bullish thing are RAM/Memory stocks
[+8] u/Kingmusk420: WTF MU, STOP LETTING SNDK STEAL YOUR THUNDER
[+8] u/RisingSerpent222: https://preview.redd.it/s23jqwh7ogah1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf834239ac2b2993ab2da020f16ea7012b00ac7
wtf robinhood
[+8] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Imagine losing money in this market
[+7] u/pranay33: Lord I’ve seen what you do for others….
[+7] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: I noticed the louder I yell at the screen, SPY tends to move in the direction I need it.
[+7] u/YTLupo: **IS EVERYONE READY FOR THE CLOSE TODAY LMAO**
[+7] u/ballzstreetwets: Hello SPY, 👋🏽 the other way please
[+6] u/quantumlyregarded: There's too much month at the end of my money.
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: What’s up with MU, seems like there’s a huge battle going on both sides
[+6] u/dbgtboi: well fellas, it finally happened, im big head from silicon valley
practically no responsibilities at work but too valuable to fire lmao, on a busy day i have about 2 hours of work, on a good day i dont even have 1, and i work remote on top
guess my new job is to play vidya games literally all day
[+6] u/swagmans69: Why is everything up besides the stocks I own?
[+6] u/Altruistic-Bar-2137: NVDA hitting 200 + today
[+6] u/OkBandicoot9286: Setting up to be an interesting power hour
[+6] u/M13alint: Shoutout the guy who made toilet paper turn red to let you know when you’re done wiping
[+6] u/NativePlant870: People that scramble their old comments are so weird
[+6] u/prana_fish: Remember it's EOM. Expect fuckery. Long a 1 DTE straddle the last 10 minutes of the day and watch the fireworks.
[+6] u/Appropriate_One_4273: MU will have its 20% day again, stop bitching and buy longer dated options
[+6] u/ElkForsaken6833: I would be scared to be long on this volume with quarter end today
[+6] u/GoBeaversOSU: Nike call released: struggles in China, margin headwinds, stagnant market share growth in North America
Oh wait, that's every call of the last 2 years
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: just got a robinhood scam text. i responded with a picture of a guy shitting his pants in public and told them to lick my asshole.
[+5] u/painterjo: Why would there even be a stock market if it didn’t generally go up?
[+5] u/bigfan49: MICROSOFTTTTT!!!!!!! RELEASE MEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
[+5] u/Blazzer675: Random 18k volume red candle on ASTS and now it’s drilling. Which rich fuck sold.
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: My favorite stocks are the ones where the premarket volume says 0
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: msft needs to come out with a statement saying that it barely new bill gates and was only on his jet once or twice.
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: btc going to 10k this year and eventual bottom 3k like Covid . saylor scammed everyone.
[+5] u/Senpai_Slime: They are gonna dump us 5 min before close again arent they
[+5] u/Spare-Weird-3762: Overnight puts for the rug?
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Just one green day this month would be nice 😮💨 fucken SaaS..
[+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: officially escaped the hell of MU to join my NBIS bros
[+5] u/bsharma127: Trump will tweet “All time high “ on 4th. This was all planned.
[+14] u/Sam_Vicious2: Only time I lose is when I buy puts
[+11] u/GrandKnew: would you like to leave a tip?
would you like to round up to help poor retarded sick kids?
+25% tax
+15% airport service fee
+5 dollar afternoon lunch fee
+12.5% small parry fee
+3 dollar self kiosk fee
+5 dollar AI fee
+2.50 water usage offset fee
+5.00 equal earners wage law fee
[+10] u/lendrickkvmvr: Spy is going to drop to 735 exactly 1 minute after closing
[+10] u/Met-fan76: I buy calls it dumps I buy puts it moons
Story of my fucking life
[+10] u/Competitive-Water944: Any big booty Latinas in here?
[+10] u/cannythecat: I cant wait for them to announce negotiations have failed right after market closet but news that another meeting takes place comes out right before market open
[+10] u/DeadLightsOut: This fucking market is so wildly regarded it is fucking stunning
[+9] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: \-4% to 3% within a week. Crazy volatility. Can’t even trade in this market
[+8] u/Quick1711: The manipulation is just too blatant
[+8] u/Pale-Engineering-278: Made enough money to justify not going to work today
[+8] u/iFunnyImmigrant: All I ask for is like 6 more of whatever today and yesterday was
[+8] u/chirpychicken: I buy MUU whenever that CryptoTAGod guy posts a bearish MU comment, he always calls the bottom lmao
[+8] u/AllTimeTy: no one wants to see your cardboard box under the bridge
[+7] u/KimJongUnsTrousers: Are we back to low volume melt ups for July? Calls all day
[+7] u/Bizonistic: SNDK up 10%, MU up 1%, wtf is going on?
[+7] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Tesla is up 10% in two days lmao
[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I’m projected to earn $1.05 when MU pays out its quarterly dividend.
[+7] u/UnholyTrigon: I thought spy lost all its gains after reading some comments in here. Turns out it’s only done 0.20% from today’s highs lol
[+7] u/davidbigham: Now SPY pump it to 749 and I will forgive u
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: Bro we're not selling just do the pump
[+6] u/Sea-Apricot698: You know your fucked when you still have options at this hour
[+6] u/neillson01: Just hit 750 so we can dump again 🐻
[+6] u/No_Cod972: The group I have the most disdain for is cash gang.
[+6] u/C0up7: Tomorrow is the start of one of the most bullish months of the year. Markets are about to pop!
[+6] u/WarmMinimalist: Sell short 2 Sandisk shares. Step away for 5 mins. Come back. -$732.44
[+6] u/RandyTomfoolery: shorting SNDK after some down days is the dumbest thingever
[+6] u/thevolxme: RH providing me with far too much information these days, just give me green and red rectangles pls and thank you
[+6] u/VinAsheel: Theyre going to pump past 7500 before close arent they
[+6] u/Dear-Hair5834: 748 sell wall? I didn’t know us bulls are a bunch of PUSSIES COME ON PAMP IT!!!!
[+6] u/NotMe357: "Warren Buffett has decided to skip his midyear donations to the Gates Foundation for the first time in two decades, as he waits for the results of a review into the organization’s links to late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, per WSJ"
What a guy! Stop seeing his friends Bill Gate because of links to Epstein and now this. Hey! I guess not every billionaire is an asshole.
[+6] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: A parasite that causes explosive diarrhea has reportedly spread to 20 U.S. states."
Lmao Bear!
[+6] u/littlecomet111: Because the UK Government just announced they will spend a fuck ton of money on drones.
[+6] u/Walking72: AI boom is set to power 22% S&P 500 earnings growth in second quarter, Wells Fargo says
[+6] u/Burger_Gouger: I hate bols so much and I have calls
You guys in here begging for Vs every second even after yesterday’s +1.6% and today floating around .8% with 3 month being up 17%.
Why you guys crying in the casino non stop?
[+6] u/Own_Report3197: Imma think I might full port calls with 30 min til close
[+6] u/WorkmanMarty: Wow 0DTE’s are about to be addictive, I’m up nearly 100% from 0.16
[+5] u/Prudent_Concern_1511: Yeah, I was just jerking this guy…. Oh wait
[+5] u/Incognadeau: Head shoulders knees and hoes
[+5] u/AffectionateFan5458: Let's face it... MU is the new GOAT 🐐
[+5] u/wowthisislong: amd 600 is coming, hold onto your threadrippers
[+5] u/Queasy_Compote_4730: Everyone loaded up on calls? Dump it.
[+5] u/Dear-Hair5834: Chances of Koreans ruining everything?
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: I went to the mall the other day. Adidas full of people. Nike 10 people.
[+5] u/BBBY4ever: I know this is the top because I have no money left for puts
[+5] u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK: There's gonna be a SPY rug pull at the end of the day isn't there
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Sometimes life is about beef jerky
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: This is either a horrific bull trap or this power hour is gunna be crazy
[+5] u/HaveYouEverNoIveNeva: Do i hold my SPY calls overnight now that they’re ITM is the question 🤔
[+5] u/HypaHypa_: Ain’t nothin better to make multiple 0DTE trades to come out with a staggering $39 in the green am i right
[+5] u/RisingToMediocrity: Wtf is Micron doing? Lock in, bozo.
[+5] u/Hour_Expression2216: Call an ambulance…but not for SLS
[+5] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: Party at my place when 🌽 hits 50k
[+9] u/fooish_moral: bers want the market to tank and fuk everyone's 401k... they are the enemy
[+7] u/enc-nyc: Selling my remains of MSFT calls so I can afford a pack of hotdogs made of paper for 4th of July weekend
[+7] u/boose36: Were not even up 1% on the week for SPY… callllllsssss
[+7] u/BecomingSavior: Anyone else like commenting the opposite of your actual plays in hopes to reverse jinx or just me?
[+7] u/widerdog: Tomorrow's gonna be another good buying opportunity for MU
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Mark Zuckerberg, first recipient of a rat to human penis transfer, does not believe META is responsible for fact checking
[+6] u/WorldlyWar2143: up 41% last 3 months
[+6] u/Rnb42069: Micron pissing me the fuck off
[+6] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Ok so if my math is correct, all I need to do is sell weekly MSFT CCs for the next 183 weeks to break even
[+6] u/schwalbatros: Buying AVGO, GOOG and MSFT seems too easy. I'm afraid
[+6] u/Miker1730: why msft, you wanna lose money?
[+6] u/chibi78: as someone who scalps options I hate these low volume lets pump to oblivion kind of days.
[+6] u/2QuarterDollar: Nike don’t be a 10 time loser
[+6] u/AzracTheFirst: If you're losing your money on meme stocks instead of quality picks like AMD, you deserve to be poor.
[+6] u/brucekeller: Isn't that crazy that most people used to farm and starve to death after a bad season or die in battle, usually before \~30 years old, and now we just gamble with 0DTEs on our phones? What a time to be alive.
[+5] u/SxeySteve: I'm about to put all my fun money into SPY calls, incase you want to get out before the crash
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: chips are back on the menu. turns out... it was all just profit taking before the Q2 end... how surprising.
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Plz dump I will never buy puts on IWM, why would I ever think 2000 useless companies would ever go red
[+5] u/Educational-Dust4048: Holy fuck nflx is making me broke.
[+5] u/Red_White_Brew: Up 150% on spy calls, do I sell
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: $TTWO broke $250. $290 OTW.