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[+30] u/plumpypenguin: memory bears blew a 28-3 lead today
[+26] u/housemoneyrocketship: Up 78%🤗 today, down 96% all time 🤡🔫
[+21] u/Fit-Employ3623: Sir, this is a Wendy's
[+20] u/Bluesquare9: alright koreans, you know what they say. if you can’t trade nicely, don’t trade at all.
[+19] u/throwaway09234023322: The bear market is over guys. That was pretty brutal, but all calls now. 🥰
[+19] u/Valkorion335786: Need MU to go to 1271 because that's where the "simulate my profits" thing landed after I randomly played with it
[+18] u/riteofpass: Full port space stocks again
[+17] u/All_YourBase: I'm just going to read the comments tomorrow and not trade.
\- Somebody will say the market is a bull trap
\- Somebody else will look at the exact same time period and say it's a bear trap
\- At least 10 different trades will be described as "literally free money"
\- MSFT holders will need talking off the ledge
\- Somebody will talk about a V when the market is trading flat
\- After hours, a bunch of people will reference "futes" and will describe a 0.1% swing as a market crash
[+15] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: I'm a simple man. Market green I revenge buy, market red I panic sell
[+14] u/bigboyvapesinc: Fucking hell ASTS what a day
[+13] u/WSB-mods-are-: Holy shit my MU calls gained another +40% in the last 4 minutes lol
[+13] u/pen15_club_admin: Bro just keep the markets open 24/7 then no more wars
[+13] u/dreggers: these ASTS bags got a lot lighter but we need to keep going
[+12] u/StrategyEven3974: MU ends +1.14%
What a fuckin day. I'm tired being -$100k to +8k in a single day.
[+11] u/abroadbroadband: I suck at trading, and it pisses me off
☹️
[+11] u/Rudebwoy888: Wow SLS made it here lol
[+11] u/Original-Ad-3350: Sorry to my client-base (Bill and Randy) but I won’t be behind the dumpster this evening
[+11] u/KarlLachsfeld: Koreans better not fuck this up tomorrow!
[+11] u/mightychicken64: I don't want to overstate it but my life depends on DRAM going up tomorrow
[+10] u/Infamous_Ad3866: If the Koreans Ruggs us again, I am going to smash my s26 ultra and get a iPhone and never buying Samsung again
[+10] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Congrats all MU & SNDK dip buyers
Imagine receiving a lawsuit for being good at what you do lol
[+10] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: Where's the guy that kept doubling on puts
[+9] u/DarkR124: We’re going to finish pride month in the gayest way possible with a red day tomorrow then July we go vertical.
[+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Alright Korea time to clean up your act and pull out another mortgage
[+9] u/daydreaming17: WEN are you guys going to learn than redheads are best
[+9] u/Striker_Game: intel is trading at 130x forward pe. ita gonna drop like a rock when its time
[+9] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: MU has a lawsuit brought against them, China potentially flooding the market through CXMT - +8% intraday red to green reversal.
MSFT just exists - intraday -5% selloff.
Shoot me.
[+9] u/taffy_laffy: the greenest day my port has seen since the great bear war of june.
It's about to be buy in july, or get shrek dick in your eye.
[+9] u/GloomyMembership4197: Tomorrow is the last day of June.
The final opportunity to buy the dip before July.
[+9] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said ber r fuk
[+8] u/smellyfingernail: Press F for all microsoft bagholders who saw "Nasdaq up 2%" and thought that they were gonna make money today
[+8] u/Candid_Payment_4094: This was a nerve-wracking day when 50% of your port is in MU and 25% in MRVL
[+8] u/Majestic_Mention171: No sex robots without memory, no memory without MU
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Shorted both SPCX and TSLA because fuk Elon
[+8] u/CMTTrader: You'll never catch me hanging out with 🐻 that's just embarrassing 🤭
[+8] u/Impossible_Love1510: Looks like bulls back in business
[+8] u/PablosCocaineHippo: I made 25k on my nbis, asts, sls and agmb shares today holey sjiet
[+8] u/riteofpass: Pump RKLB back to 150
[+8] u/AcademicStandard3701: All puts are going kaput this week!!
[+8] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: there no more bull and bears there's only WEN buyers and WEN haters
[+8] u/Connect_Piccolo6801: The fact that half of wsb is busy being a WEN bag holder rather than ride the glorious train that is SLS because "biotech" is fucking hilirious
FUK your burgers, we are going to cure cancer
[+7] u/FancyAd9588: WEN will we get to $10?
[+7] u/pembaThePanda: what are chances MUU hitting 1200 this week
[+7] u/tribalDruid78: Koreans hold the lineee
[+7] u/Yeetman603: ATH’s by mid week because AMERICA 250th baby calls everyday!
[+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: OPEN THE CASINO. MU WASN'T DONE YET
[+7] u/Emotional_Shape925: MSFT 😂🤣😂🤣 you fukn regards hahaha
[+7] u/Imaginary_Sugar_3138: the #1 reason I know AI is the biggest regard of all is how the algos just keep nutting from iran deal headlines
[+7] u/agentcreator: WEN do we JACK off ?
[+7] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Koreans wake up, they see that Nasdaq is 2% and they pump Kospi up 5% right? No reasons to panic this time.
[+7] u/evanthe-winner: AVAV saved the day for me let’s gooo
[+7] u/hftrobo9285: What’s this green color on my account mean?
[+7] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy will never be below $730 ever again
[+7] u/silentoptions: You guys are going to see a violent drop overnight 😂😂
[+7] u/cbusoh66: Great time to visit 🇯🇵
[+7] u/taffy_laffy: buy red, sell green. make money
buy green, sell red. lose money
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: LOL, SMCI got raided by govt for investigation
It's like Enron but with 9 lives
[+6] u/hallett21: It’s down 30 cents. It’s joever.
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: So many stocks that could get pumped after getting dumped and that money goes to fucking tsla, of course.
[+6] u/SpruceJuice5: Strong MU into close
[+6] u/Any-Pitch-2963: you thought +-1% at 4pm haha
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: MU bears with the generational fumble today
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: Jensen Huang: SMCI should probably get their shit together
SMCI: how about stfu and send me some more chips to smuggle
[+6] u/globohydrate: SPY calls for tomorrow again
[+6] u/callsonreddit: Anyone have trouble holding their shares on the run up?
Too much trust issues lol
[+6] u/PerceptionOld8565: Is ASTS going to ath?
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Rip anyone who panic sell Micron/DRAM today.
[+6] u/Ilovebadjokes: Holding asts and rklb calls because i like money, buying more onds calls because i am stubborn
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Your next line is : 'Bers r fuk'
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: my life is in your hands korea
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I think I’ve finally learned the term diamond
Hands.
[+6] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Honestly happy for spy today. First consistent up trend day and end up in a while. God I wanna kiss all of you
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: They tricked me into buying puts by creating a fake range and fake volatility. I wish I could sue MM
[+6] u/General-Oil293: Look a V… a V is forming
[+6] u/GeoBro3649: Did any of you nerds buy the ASTS dip last week?
[+6] u/hallett21: 🥭 gonna sign a deal over night and we wake up to 760
[+6] u/itsojoever: Please send help
https://preview.redd.it/oihcxys27aah1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d52c8e192a67de9443552657a7e75723a61c0c
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: I bought MFST calls today for the first time. Sorry, it’s going to keep falling now.
[+6] u/igotshrimps: KOSPI going to moon in celebration of Japan's loss in the world cup
[+6] u/TheSauce69: My NVDA calls expired worthless today. Expect a big gap up tomorrow
[+6] u/banevaderplus6000: can we just skip to next earnings weeks plss
[+6] u/RoaringPity: Just realized I held BB since 2018. Bought in 2018 for 12.60avg and then again in 2021 for 20.30$ cause u fuks made me believe.
Now I finally made break even after this entire time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/hallett21: Betting against the country on its 250th birthday week is some wild shit.
[+6] u/PablosCocaineHippo: SLS is just getting started brothers
[+6] u/TheRayATL: Hold strong Korea, dont fuck this up
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: https://preview.redd.it/unpzvwfw8aah1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad3d3d94eb8b741a4dc1d6acb6649484acee35a
I still think abt this post
[+5] u/ds1385: im 130k short from where i was a week ago. how do i get that back?
[+5] u/Impressive_Order60: Holding my micronpenis
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Green the rest of the week on memory so obvious
[+5] u/BrownDog42069: tfw when your option contract gains 60% on the day but youre still down 70%.
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: $3 more and I'll hit my ASTS banbet, that I thought was doomed 💀
[+5] u/Foreign_Ostrich: Look into my eyes bear
[+5] u/Elidan123: can't believe I was eyeing MU calls this morning at -9%, and it finishes green
[+5] u/Anxious_Aspect965: DRAM finishing slightly green after everybody panicked this weekend
[+5] u/Unlucky_Goat_1678: Surely, KOSPI can’t keep going down? As long as the Koreans don’t fuck it up, MU back to $1200
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Who bought puts at 732?
[+5] u/Striker_Game: open the fucking casino again
[+5] u/Other_Field6502: LET ME BACK IN LET ME BACK IN
[+5] u/Neemzeh: those are quite the bullish daily candles today on MU and SNDK. could easily see each pop 7-10% tomorrow.
[+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Bers are so cooked😭🤌
[+5] u/theitalianpastaboi: What if calls on SPCX👀
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: You know you’ve bought Space stocks very high when even after this pump you are 20% down on them, nice entry from me
[+5] u/xanax_chair: Literally anything but MSFT
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: Fuck yeah AVAV!
Ps: if they have good news on the SCAR contract, it’s probably going up another 50% at a minimum by EOM
[+5] u/3brcuse: there is no reason to fade Intel. it's basically a pre-revenue stock now. backed by government for domestic hedge against TSMC and has actual disruptive foundry tech.
everyone wants it to work out except value investors without positions mad about its p/e
[+5] u/smellysurfwax: If my holdings were party guests MSFT is that little bitch that pulls out the acoustic guitar
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Green at close. I guess I won’t take a bath with the toaster after all.
[+5] u/Striker_Game: fatties what are your moves tomorrow
[+5] u/imahohohoho: SLS calls and STZ puts.
I believe in cancer research, and I haven’t seen anyone purchase a modelo or corona beer in at least a year. Also, the homies smoke weed now, not drink.
[+5] u/Mrsir300: SMCI is actually crazy - I don’t follow that ticker but every few months that company is being investigated for something 😂
[+5] u/Life_Is_Suffering69: I got an email offering me the opportunity to tip my pest control technician. Believe it or not, calls.
[+5] u/FerreroRocherEnjoyer: ASTS going to be hitting 150 per share EOW 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/slc_monk: Didn't pussy out and sell my dram calls.
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: reminder that the future is bright - the sell off was macro oriented - macro is now priced in.
mooning to new ATH back on the menu. Hop on the rocket loser, we're going to the moon.
[+5] u/astromouse2024: If nvda could stop being a cuck and gap up to 210 that would be great
[+5] u/Remarkable-Fox-1429: SLS is mooning , SpaceX is pumping for the Nasdaq induction, BB best deal yet
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Still in shock I made money today.
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Do ya'll remember when the fate of SMCI calls hinged on them filing their 10-K correctly on time?
And they kept delaying LMAO
[+5] u/TreGet234: Fucking hell my youtube feed is bearish. Clickbait bear porn is the surest sign we will giga pump soon.
[+5] u/kookie2008: SLS has gotta have some crazy BO in mind at the rate it’s shooting up
[+29] u/aftherith: I can't believe I was the sperm that won. Can you imagine?
[+19] u/miata_only: Aren't soccer players embarrassed to have to fake being hurt every 90 seconds I'd think a man would have some morals, you guys.
[+17] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: MSFT PRICE TARGET RAISED FROM $0 TO $1
[+17] u/oknBagholding: "If rklb drops under 90 ill full port"
*rklb reaches 80*
LOL I ain't buying that shit
[+14] u/gainsusmaximus: If you didn't make money today just quit
[+13] u/wattap: If kospi rips tonight we’re opening up another 1%
[+13] u/xeemyy: 곰은 게이고 한국인은 타락한 도박꾼이다
[+12] u/fartpooppee420: been moisturizing my dong 3x a day for better health and now i have a fungal infection
[+12] u/FuckedUpImagery: Lmao bers coping when we knew all along today would be big green
[+12] u/All_FIREdUp: The most American thing about me is I😤HATE😤POOR😤PEOPLE
[+10] u/ghosty_z: Bought and sold some MU calls today to pay for my dogs vet visit
[+10] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Listen, Donny, give us a 5% day tomorrow and ill stop trading for a while.
[+10] u/SigTauDan: I like to think the other side of my DRAM option is someone from squid games
[+10] u/timetopractice: WEN is still below even fair value let alone blasting off
[+10] u/Secret_Stock9949: How much does everyone have in WEN?
[+10] u/spilledonwhite: I will not FOMO into SLS
I will not FOMO into SLS
I will not FOMO into SLS
I will not FOMO into SLS
Fuck someone talk me out of it
[+10] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Come on Wendy’s double digits
[+9] u/chainer3000: DRAM / micron, GOOG, ASTS calls all running. Good luck fam
[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: Wife works 3 jobs now and put away a nice $10k nest egg that I found. Started a 10k to $1 million challenge and on day 1 lost it all. Should she work 4 jobs to refill it quicker or do I just need to find someone who can support me better
[+9] u/Krotitel_Viliam: Wasn't today the dumbest price action ever ? (Yes I'm 🏳️🌈🐻)
[+9] u/No_Balls_Long_Calls: You ever feel bad for bers? Like they always hoping the next 2008 is right around the corner. What if we go up for another 20 years first?
[+9] u/PulIthEld: I am in VOO -> Semis just go up 10% every day
I buy Semis -> WW3 starts, Every company is sued by the US Government, China invents algorithm breakthrough, -10% every hour i hold
I sell Semis -> Instant V to green
[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: Koreans I swear to fucking god bro
[+8] u/widerdog: Microsoft bulls are severely mad
[+8] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Hopefully Iran attacks again so that we can pump some more
[+8] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: So fast food restaurants are new movie theater squeezes and year is 2020?
We all died in 2020 COVID didn’t we? no way this market is real life anymore
[+8] u/MaybeAsDumbAsYou: Literally the whole board is green... except MSFT 👨🦽
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: Nutted in my eye just to see how far I've come.
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: I think its about time you all ask yourselves if u r in an abusive relationship with your portfolio
[+8] u/ChipWong82: Alright Korean, pump MU to $1200 today.
[+8] u/GrandKnew: Microsoft stands alone. the singular red beacon of hope amongst and angry green sea. through defiance alone it stands against: progress, technological innovation, and economic growth.
a hero does not ask for a reward. a hero does not say "I deserve more" no - a hero only stands for what it believes in. without MSFT there would be no ↘️. stand proud MSFT. stand proud for what you believe in. what you've done. what you will continue to do, even when no one is watching.
[+8] u/Novalll: I love MSFT doomers. I will keep looking at the chart, smile, and go about my day.
We’ll see you at 400 soon, my sweet prince.
[+8] u/cgonz15: These WEN regards do not go away man
[+8] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Sk hynix debut will make all memory stocks go 15-20% up
[+7] u/The_Judgement_Nut: Buy more WEN you crazy bastards, thank you for attention to this matter.
[+7] u/Sandinmypants34: Wen dumpster maxing!!! 💎 🙌
I’ll take shares and contracts as payment…
[+7] u/Crazy_Donkies: If you own/owned SMCI and lost money despite the 4 prior issues, you deserve every penny you lost. Not even kidding.
[+7] u/Independent-Eye9513: I just hit the simulate my profits button on Robinhood and if spy hits 945$ tomorrow I could become a millionaire
[+7] u/Leather_Mention5916: Msft + 0,2 in AH, WE ARE SO BACK SYCKE
[+7] u/MrCoolizade: Bears say economy is bad, people are broke. This is bullish because it means companies took people's money.
[+7] u/diefy7321: These Wendy’s apes are as bad as the open apes holy fucking shit lmfaoooo
[+7] u/Comfortable_Wall8127: so another 1.5% up tomorrow? or we gonna chop?
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: both sides understand fighting can only take place over the weekend and must wrap up by sunday futes open
[+7] u/InIce1234: *Two things are infinite: the universe and the bull market; and I'm not sure about the universe.*
Albert Bullstein
[+7] u/flowingwin: You don’t need calls back when you own calls
[+6] u/TwitchScrubing: I have pre ipo shares in a ai stock called ionic digital and they just got their first evaluation at 2B
Life is good man, life is good now if only iren could stop being red 😞
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: Last week: ASTS headed for bankruptcy. Why can't Sandisk ever go down so I can buy? SPCX is garbage. etc..
This week (so far): ASTS headed to 115. Sandisk is overvalued trash I'm not touching it. SPCX headed to the moon.
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: I aged like 5 years YTD. This market is nuts.
[+6] u/cannythecat: How is SMCI still in the s&p 500
[+6] u/WombatShwambat: Watching TSLR go up 9% for no good reason makes me want to commit sepuku with a butter knife
[+6] u/ballzstreetwets: I believe my SPY puts are cooked
[+6] u/diefy7321: SMCI please go down to $25 and I’ll buy this time I pinky promise lmfaooo
[+6] u/siboq: Watching Wendy’s price since I’m all in with no trades to make until it goes boom or bust
[+6] u/Benromaniac: Roff
>'No negotiation at any level': Iran refutes Donald Trump's claim of planned US talks in Doha
[+6] u/prollycould: Buy WEN, hit the dumpster, grab some cheeseburgers. Mans gotta eat.
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Which of you panic sold MU on the dip today.
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: a nice clean green day ber r fuk
[+6] u/legible_print: I should hould have bought that MU dip
[+6] u/Siriricu20: Puts on Germany winning the World Cup
[+6] u/VeterinarianIll4796: yesterday my rklb calls were nearly cooked which meant I will just let them die. Today they are back up 10x (still 60% down thou)
[+6] u/budsonguy: Imagine being so poor you don’t have working AC in your car
[+6] u/Character_Set3454: What are my moves tomorrow?
Big fucking money movies for big dick players. Like today, realized gains of 38.74.
Get fucked.
Tomorrow, more of the same, just like that. A fucking Financial Tyrannosaurus.
[+6] u/SuspiciousStuff3: Do you we rally til the 4th like always?
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: today TSLA went up 8.5%. SPCX was also up 7%.
While speculative companies like Microslop, AAPL or Mcdonalds closed down 1%.
EfFiCiEnT mArKeT!!!
[+6] u/gnanwahs: Microsoft more like dogshitsoft cuz holy fk
[+6] u/Bright-Ad-4698: $TSLA going down 10% tomorrow is nearly guaranteed
[+6] u/Abject_Wish_3787: **SLS TLDR**: Be fearful when others are greedy, folks
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: how about they hedge bofa deez nuts
[+6] u/BanAccount8: B of A wants discounts
[+5] u/codespyder: I actively try to make money and I struggle to make $500 today.
I don’t check my other account for a week and it’s up $15k
I should just stop
[+5] u/Beazt11123: Crypto dumping soon.
[+5] u/SoonersPwn: There might be something with $DRI
Check flair though
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/Sircho (0W-1L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **MSFT** ▲ | $399.91 → $420.00 | +5.0% | 2w | Lost |
[+5] u/horse-meat-chalupa: Why does everyone care so much about some whore's muz?
Also what the hell is a muz?
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: My dairy queen blizzard melted before I even had a bite of it 😭
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: I don't like being alone, but socializing with people I don't like is even worse
[+5] u/SxeySteve: !banbet SPY 800 50 days
[+5] u/sportnshit: Googl hitting 400 again soon
[+5] u/st0nks0nlygoupppp: WEN! Wendy’s is climbing up baby
[+5] u/PlanSeekX01: green dildo day as it should be some things never change
[+5] u/fuck_zebster: MSTR selling btc at a loss to re buy their shares which basically just holds the thing they are holding at a loss . Big moves from Michael Saylor .
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: imagine putting money into a scamco like SMCI
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Over 20 years, a green Monday lead to +0.45% avg weekly gain vs 0.12% when Monday is red.
Esp this week when America is celebrating a holiday week.
[+5] u/Fit-Examination-1659: Bers be like:
Bols be like:
[+5] u/NotMe357: Next target is pump until July 4th and after that is slowly pump until MAG7 Earning in later July.
[+5] u/MrCoolizade: Fun fact I'm have extra chromosome
[+5] u/Readonly00: I have $300, can someone talk me through the buttons to press on Robinhood to buy winning SLS long calls? Whatever makes sense.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: I sold SLS today and bought it a while back. Made a bag. I feel like SLS is setting up for one of the most epic Pharma wipe outs in history. Nothing is a sure thing and WSB retards have 0 doubt about SLS and can't even conceive it dropping. And that too it's a Pharma stock? Yeah this is not gonna end well.
[+5] u/Xzlk: Nothing quite like a 2.5% QQQ day on no news other than ceasefires are fake and gay
[+5] u/MuhGinCall: O love watching vids of Americans on fentanyl on the streets. There’s something artsy about it.
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: I warned yall SPCX bottom was 150
[+5] u/cgonz15: Can tomorrow be NVDA day for a +5% 🙏🙏
[+5] u/Alfman66: There are bulls who got stopped lossed in the morning… poor them
[+5] u/TurbodToilet: Lost 5 bandos today. Sad day gentlemen
[+5] u/Celticsmoneyline: happy Corning day for those who celebrate $GLW
[+5] u/HellstromGR: buying more MSFT obviously. duh
[+5] u/The-man-Babe: SLS still a buy at that price BTW
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: SLS on ticker. Sigh.... top is in
[+5] u/CleftyHeft: ok rinse and repeat until we at ATHs?
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Imagine your job is being retarded and wrong for a living.
[+5] u/Anchises1: Stock market is not the economy
[+16] u/CrabKates: Upvote if you are into penis.
[+14] u/Buffalo-Trace-Simp: It's so stupid when people say "at least you have a job.." that's a ridiculous take. The bare minimum cost of living is well beyond what a normal person makes. You have to have a high paying job (top 5% of income earners), a strong tax strategy, a strong investment portfolio, diversified assets to just have the bare minimum. If you want to responsibly have an luxuries, you need to add a side hustle to all of that.
Poor working class ppl think they somehow "made it" after making some pathetic amount W2 salary and it's so sad to see.
[+12] u/hiphopanonomos: I've lost 6 pounds recently by eating less food and exercising regularly
[+12] u/kemar7856: Japanese yen hits nearly 40-year low against US dollar.
Another Japan vacation 🤌
[+11] u/ManonFire1224: I caught the MU bottom today and got a 4 bagger. AMA
[+11] u/Oatmeal_Raisin_: Tomorrow morning i have to layoff two people who report to me. I hate being the one who has to break the news because its going to take them months to find jobs that probably pay less… gonna need a big green shrek dong of a candle to cheer me up tomorrow
[+10] u/JPowTheDayTrader: This sub should be renamed "The Shire" because there are so many Baggins (holders)
[+10] u/JohnKeyDonkey: If you're not loading up on RKLB you clearly don't like free money.
[+10] u/RJNavarrete: Feels like we're back. Green everywhere.
Are we back?
[+10] u/DrSenorChuckles: Options should be 24 hours
[+10] u/Napster-mp3: I think I’m a millionaire now but too lazy to check
[+9] u/Samjabr: How the hell does AMZN make money?
I just ordered some tic tacs. Some guy picked them up and drove them to my house and left them at my front door in a few hours.
[+9] u/fullregard777: The market gives zero fucks what happens anymore
[+8] u/OwnTheThrone: ATHs to celebrate 250 years
[+8] u/GPUssydestroyer: WE GONNA MELT THE FUCK UP
[+8] u/Samjabr: I'm gonna miss this Iran conflict - it gave us so many ceasefires.
Cuba... Time for some freedom!
[+8] u/Snoo-36555: I need a 10x profit tomorrow
[+8] u/Lucky-Ambassador8285: Memory, up and to the right. Simple.
[+8] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Just keep pointing and laughing at memory bers
[+7] u/natebro142: MU 1300 EOW would make me so hard
[+7] u/Dongkey_kong: Gonna need MU to not be retarded tonight and just do normal MU things
[+7] u/savingstrainagain: Ok MU boys still never losing
[+7] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: generational selling opportunity on MSFT rn after hours u wont see those numbers again. 300 imminent
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: I'm kicking off my midlife crisis with a broccoli cut and a lease on a 2025 HellCat
[+7] u/Objective_Back_2581: 5 year SPY return is 75% that’s like 2% a year inflation adjusted
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Bers always yappy and loud until market slaps them in the mouth with massive shrek candles 🌈🐻
[+7] u/SLP_SoCal: Should I fullport MU? I need financial advice
[+7] u/E39_CBX: Dude what the fuck even is the market anymore
[+7] u/gclary: Wife came home with a note from her gyno that said she couldn't have sex for 6 months, I asked her what her dentist said.
[+6] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: can Mango pardon MSFT?
[+6] u/JPM1216: MSTR announces they’re selling BTC at a loss to buy shares after issuing shares for a year to buy expensive BTC. Saylors cult regards belong here!
[+6] u/vermilli21: INSIDE SOURCE TOLD ME TOMORROW SPY OPENS
[+6] u/Weekly_One8412: r/oil actually believes there won't be a meeting in Doha tomorrow 🤭
[+6] u/winston511: I have a widget on my iPhone for whatever the trending post on wsb is for the day so today I have a giant square on my phone of riley reid as wendy
[+6] u/Redwoodbear77: WEN now with 34.75% borrow fee.
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Is 35 too old for a broccoli cut
[+6] u/aka_crashoverride: When I finally make enough money, I'm going to bring back the Chocotaco for all of you.
[+6] u/xeuropa: JACK eating WEN lunch, what kind of fuckery is this😤😤😤
[+6] u/nordik1: imagine being a ber at this point
all the charts and analysis and we still rip
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I'm gonna go cry now
[+6] u/EnginrA: Give yourself permission to love
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: If you didn't want to die from 95 degree weather maybe you shouldn't have gotten all obese and shit
[+6] u/mygoalistomakeulol: Nope, completely free money if you short it.
If you are long you are about to be welcomed to biotech though.
[+6] u/mapf0000: They want to build a new epstein island on the moon.
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: Space stocks, quantum stocks, JACK, IBM for the shorter term.
Loading up on staples, oil stocks, copper stocks, uranium stocks for the longer term.
[+5] u/Alucardis666: Cry like a little bitch because I'm poor and everyone's making money but me.
[+5] u/JellyfishFestival: It's pretty obvious that you-know-who is choreographing another 'deal' with Iran for July 4. Always has to be a show.
Then that will fall apart and another deal for the championship match day of World Cup.
Whatever brings the spotlight and opportunities for spin and soundbites and fake adulation is what will happen
[+5] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: Babysitting a seven year old who said it’s her tv time. No problem, but what is this crap? It’s like 10-15 sec clips of all sorts of random people in their cars and the grocery store. I am concerned for the future.
[+5] u/OnceALoser: This daily peace off peace on is tanking my leveraged ETF. Really bad idea to own these during these times when reset is made worse by market jumping up and down by so much.
[+5] u/fullregard777: Spy hits 750 tomorrow, you guys getting free code to my onlyfans. Yes I spread my butt cheeks
[+5] u/Samjabr: Apple in shambles. Maybe shouldn't have only been investing $50 billion a year in China and maybe built some shit here
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: MSFT to 400 before the end of week.
[+5] u/GoTitansGo: Futures, maybe important, maybe not.
[+5] u/PoliticsRealityTV: what is MU opening at?
[+5] u/AZUCSGrower: That one guy said msft was on sale though
[+5] u/GoTitansGo: When the market opens tomorrow, it will be past 4:00 pm in Doha.
[+5] u/derprondo: $WEN is the new 401k.
[+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: 7/17 SMCI 30calls
!banbet SMCI +10% 14d
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: the Koreans better not mess this up
[+5] u/bluen: Bruhs my facebook feed is full of triggering content 😳
[+5] u/towelheadass: Taco Tuesday so hot RN
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Picked up MU today at 1050, why the fuck didn't I fullport.
[+5] u/Morocier: Most of you are commies and it's weird you're here
[+5] u/Inverse_the_Inverse: ASTS saved my port today boys
[+5] u/adilmasoodkh: Come on korea,, let's wake up those sleepy sausages and turn em into rock hard champions standing tall! 💪
[+5] u/SmoothOperator423: I invest in trains not because the business looks good, but because I’m regarded
[+5] u/jymacro99: If you're holding DRAM, just chill the fuck out for the next few weeks, we'll hit 100 soon enough
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: I’m going to be eating 2 medium pizzas, an 8 inch chocolate chip cookie and drink 2 liters of diet pepsi next to it
[+5] u/BadTrent: I have to change the fuckin fryer and run the grill during lunch
[+5] u/donefukupped: Meeting tomorrow cancelled down 0.5% its actually Wednesday +5%!
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: Have you ever heard of reach around Tuesday?
[+5] u/Butter_Ball22: This is bullshit. Was gonna grab drinks with my co worker during the Ivory Coast game tomorrow but my boss just requested a meeting. FML
[+5] u/Excellent-Bag135: Koreans already warming up in cookie clicker to sell asap.
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: Can APPL stop being a POS
[+5] u/Personal-Cellist8022: Same time tomorrow Bulls?
[+5] u/Alternative_Rule6208: I was 200% up on my tsla options today. Need 600% more to BE LFG.
[+5] u/Bizonistic: ASTS and RKLB saved me from liquidation
[+5] u/JAntaresN: Iight bears, new meet up at mcdonalds. Wendy’s too expensive now.
[+5] u/YOLOdollhair: All these social media trading gurus calling this mornings move a fade. I guess a 550 point move in 30 minutes on NQ is now a fade lol.
[+5] u/jroth55: Someone explain to me how DRAM closed +0.08% and RAM closed -.32%
[+5] u/Snoo-36555: It's all luck isn't it...
[+5] u/Dear_Respond4522: So were really just china now but with less sex robots. Wack
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: So we are opening +2%. Confirmed.
[+5] u/MLJ555: To be fair Boomers, Gen X and Millenials actually had a ton of cultural output, even if we make fun of them.
Gen Z has barely anything to show for itself other than TikTok slop, doomscrolling, lack of social skills and increasingly shit artistic output. Dogshit generation
[+5] u/Glittering_Suspect65: Asking the real questions
[+5] u/Sure-Product2113: It’s me. I am some people
[+5] u/ManagerOfClankers: Yes. You pay profits. So if you bought 10 shares at $10, and they went to $100 and you sold 1 share, you would pay $90 tax on the profit of that share you sold.
[+14] u/svpa3991: That Germany dude def from WSB, he sent that penalty to the moon
[+13] u/wildcat1055: 🇩🇪 Put ze fries in ze baggen!
[+12] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Imagine training for years just to completely miss a penalty shot
[+11] u/coolspider87: Soccer ball just landed in my yard. Weird!
[+9] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: it's not fair that there's no Arby's near me for like an hour. sometimes you just want some curly fries and a floppy roast beef
[+9] u/PuzzledAd8975: ONDS goin nuts tomorrow
[+8] u/NOT_MartinShkreli: Meme stocks are hot so I’m just gonna have to YOLO my port into GameStop calls 3-6 months out. It’s the only reasonable thing to do lol
[+8] u/Able_Durian_1832: Why did it go up when war is resurfaced
[+8] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Well, Italy Japan and Germany never stand a chance in US
Wait…
[+7] u/Big_Physics_5757: Puts on Germany national team
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I just need 7 more days just like today to be back to ATH.
[+7] u/jayxmor: german’s on suicide watch tonight LMAO
[+7] u/Kickboy21: How did Germany miss 3 penalty kicks? This shit has to be scripted
[+7] u/Space_Miner6: Yeah that made them miss 3 penalties
[+7] u/yomama_yodaddy: Sir thats on thursday
[+6] u/maximuminimum: You can use beta blockers to make you stop buying puts
[+6] u/sdanielsmith: This is going to sound kinda crazy because it's not sexy, but anyone else playing General Mills earnings? I'm up 5%+ right now.
[+6] u/SomePolack: And just like that SPCX has completely disappeared from the conversation
[+6] u/OrionJohnson: Futures -0.06%, bulls will never recover from this.
[+6] u/Ok_Resolution_8472: Ngl I haven't even got better at trading after 3 years, I just keep coming access more money to fund my acc. #fakeittillumakeit
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: WE DONT CARE ABOUT SOCCER
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Today is the days the new bers learn that SPY does not always flash crash EOD lmao
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: Germany has this, if Paraguay wins I’ll eat a log of shit.
[+6] u/31andnotdone: I'm crying in the casino.
[+6] u/CockSmash69: Sell your kidneys for $PLTR 8/21 $150 calls trust me bro
[+6] u/aurorasavm: Tomorrow will be green as fck for all the Beliebers 🙌
[+6] u/falling_knives: Bloodbath for their accounts.
[+5] u/Space_Miner6: Germany and Japan go home crying on Independence week and now we go to new ATH , Just as god intended
[+5] u/davidbigham: MSFT bulls got cocky after Friday pump. Now they know .
[+5] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Elmo saying the DOGE cuts havent killed anyone cause " no one he talks to can name one person"
Bro cant even name all his kids he paid to create
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: There will be no peace deal tomorrow, it will just be delayed more.
[+5] u/GarthBooks69420: And Corn Pop was a bad dude
And he ran a bunch of bad boys
And I did and back in those days –
to show how things have changed –
one of the things you had to use,
If you used Pomade in your hair,
you had to wear a baby cap
And so he was up on the board
and wouldn't listen to me
I said, 'Hey, Esther, you!
Off the board, or
I'll come up and drag you off'
Well, he came off,
and he said,
'I'll meet you outside'
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Germanys downfall from 2014 is unreal. What a team they used to be, and look at them now.
[+5] u/SomePolack: If you hate Irish curry you have no taste
[+5] u/PROMlSED: All NKE has to do tomorrow is announce an AI pivot and my 10% OTM calls retire me
[+5] u/Super_Illustrator_22: Koreans, you better be pumping that market today (wouldn't be surprised by the opposite tho) 🫠
[+5] u/vCharged: Sounds like AMD will publicly announce anthropic as a customer ““We believe AMD has won Anthropic as a customer for its MI450 AI accelerator, based on our discussions with industry contacts, and expect AMD to announce it at Advancing AI Day in July,” Citi analysts wrote”
[+5] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Samsung and SK hynix green @ pre-mkt lmao bers fuked
[+5] u/Haunted_Rooster: bruh, its WEN, 24x7, twice on Sunday
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: Koreans will accept today's gift from Axios and sell everything they own tonight LMAO. KOSPI will be down 5% and SPY back to 730.
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Dont let me down Koreans. My future generations depend in it
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: 🅱️ E R M A N Y
I S
F U K
[+5] u/PostNutJuiccee: My move for tomorrow is to let my money sit in VOO for the next 20 years lol yall are crazy
[+5] u/solidsneeze: imagine deciding a professional sport game with a game of guess which hand
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: whoever bet on Paraguay is now a rich man
[+5] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Europoors will have a lot less buying power tomorrow morning, with Germans losing all their money in Bwin and Bet365.
[+5] u/anaejae: Super micro computer
[+5] u/Summerdaysengineer: Germany down. Stocks up?
[+5] u/financiallythriving: There is no reason the market should crash other than you missed the run and you are salty and hope it crashes
[+5] u/happy123z: SLS gonna make me 100k-ionaire
[+5] u/apprentice_talbot: SLS you beautiful bastard 😍
[+5] u/Far-Sherbert-8634: I got shit load of Nvda call
[+5] u/potsmokinsocialist: This market might just beat the trader out of me.
[+5] u/CockSmash69: Is 10 of the $10 January WEN calls enough to retire me?
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tart891: If it sounds too good to be true, inverse yourself, you'll thank me later.
[+5] u/E82822: Maybe I’m manic, maybe I’m just so back.
[+16] u/Icy-Dimension2914: it has a lot of correlation with my port (MU)
[+14] u/shinigami_2245: In the midst of the heat wave affecting a big part of our country, I would like to remind everyone when staying hydrated to do so sparingly, I need that water for AI and data centers.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+12] u/stract92: daily memory rug from the koreans
[+11] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears on suicide watch
Bulls chilling with big booty latinas
[+11] u/InspectorDabbit_: Watching KOSPI and you can feel the cries of anguish from the poor bastard who got liquidated on each dip
[+10] u/Contango-withme: Swimming naked. Feels so nice.
[+10] u/Leaguefizzics: Is it finally MU scheduled pump?
[+10] u/early-retirement-plz: Korea eliminated from World Cup. Back to doing what they do best, degening into kospi leverage.
[+10] u/BBBY4ever: The US is really just Korean Exit liquidity
[+10] u/InspectorDabbit_: Wow, they are super committed
https://preview.redd.it/i5ha04k8dbah1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=6979e1d925e807734d6a782e0ae80dd1f24cb70b
[+10] u/seanws30: wonder what the korean version of WSB is like
[+9] u/POWRAXE: Chat is moving too fast to notice that I’d blow a Korean femboy for a market pump tonight 🤭
[+9] u/skymagic: *release* ...*the Koreans*... 🙌
[+9] u/Diguojigood: You are not respecting America if you dump at open today, Korea. This is America's 250th birthday. You've been warned.
Celebrate and pump up my DRAM!
[+9] u/Level_Counter3062: KOSPI 🚀 🚀 🚀 🧑🚀 🧑🚀 🧑🚀 🌛 🌛 🌛
[+9] u/Level_Counter3062: KOSPI ASIAN SHREK COCK IT'S NOT AS LONG BUT HIGHLY EFFECTIVE
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: Fuck it, just declare a weekend war on Korea if they’re gonna keep doing this shit 😤
[+9] u/StephenASkip1: Known about kospi for about 2 weeks now. Every single time I’ve checked it has been red lmao
[+9] u/Kowan: Yo can korea stop being gay ty
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: I’VE SEEN ENOUGH. NEXT WEEKEND WAR IS AGAINST KOREA AND WE WILL FORCIBLY PUMP KOSPI. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+8] u/j_b_1983: which way is Korea going tonight?
[+8] u/ez399017: Gonna need a green circuit breaker tonight
[+8] u/Sick0h: Korea ready to party 2nite
[+8] u/Cpryus: we really are about to be bigly green every day this week aren't we
[+8] u/maxpax43: please noble korea man 존경하는 한국 분, 부디 부탁드립니다 forget about the world cup 월드컵은 잊어버리세요 pump honorable memory stock 펌프 아너러블 메모리 스톡 retire early and play starcraft all day 조기 은퇴해서 하루 종일 스타크래프트 하기
[+8] u/Ltheman00: CLOSE KOREA'S CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+8] u/pumpkin1986: Yep -100% much more sustainable
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Attention redditors: up or down tomorrow?
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Germany out of the world cup LMAO🤌⚽🥅
[+7] u/Ltheman00: OPEN KOREA'S CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+7] u/stonksf: Fam my port went from 985k to 819k back to 940k I only trade shares lol.
I think I might Voo and chill for awhile.
Started the year at 600k
[+7] u/Icy-Dimension2914: give us ONE day korea ffs
[+7] u/early-retirement-plz: Yo Koreans have you ever heard of buying shares you crazy bastards
[+7] u/willienwaylonnme: Been shitting water the past week. Finally recovered - downing a frozen marg at the local Chuy’s then off to pound a 2 off Tinder
[+7] u/CalmOtter333: stop fighting it, be one with the kimchi
[+7] u/j_b_1983: Being down a percent or two isn't a rug pull, chill
[+7] u/jraiv420: Why can't Koreans diamond hands like us WSB chads
[+7] u/Thephatpiggy: South Korea big gay... North Korea the new homie
[+7] u/ez399017: When Korea gets its shit together
[+6] u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA: Neuer is the boomer that refuses to give up his spot
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: Kospi will end green tonight if Mike Pence has the courage
[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: it's so over -> we are so back
[+6] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude, fucking typical AMZN piece of shit.
Yeah, 3% for the day is cool, but it nearly hit 6%, then gave a shit ton back. And we're still WAY under my average cost of 270.
Fuck my goddamn fucking life dude.
Oh yeah, and fuck you too MSFT, literally every other MAG7 goes up, except you. What the actual fuck.
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: KOREA WE LOVE YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: LET'S GO KOREA PUMP IT
[+6] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: Even the Koreans hate Microsoft go figure
[+6] u/jijitalk: Can never count on the Koreans.
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: futures couldn't be more flat . no one cares about Korea
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Absolute pump. Can we get a 2.5% overnight?
[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Could you all stop selling Mu and instead pump it to $1200 thanks
[+6] u/CryptoTAGod: **(memory is again) freefalling**
[+6] u/Creative-Process-789: Imagine betting against the largest up and coming sector in history (space)
[+6] u/slothropdroptop: korean government needs to support their stock market during such excruciating downturns, its only up 98% ytd
[+6] u/twostroke1: How is there no North Korean stock market? That shit would be vertically pegged and cooked to levels never seen before in the world.
I’d be all in.
[+6] u/Clearsky_Beyond: Koreans only know how to throw.
That’s why they lose at soccer.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Each time ASTS goes to 130+ , folks here are "I was so close to buying it at 69"
They look at it as the worst valued stock when it goes to 69. Worse still, some start shorting it at that time
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Looks like SPY bounced off the key June 9th support level.
Without some seriously negative development, we probably keep grinding upwards to new ATHs again.
[+5] u/stupidber: I can shoot water from my fingertips but only in the shower
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: Hey what’s wrong why is my stock down .17 in after hours
[+5] u/Walking72: Trump tweets plans to pardon all demons in hell. Says they were framed.
[+5] u/isospeedrix: really regreting not getting those GLW calls last month
[+5] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: Lots of stinky bers in here
[+5] u/whodowhodo: Im 29 and i saved up like 140k all invested in stocks (not toilet paper money, sweet swiss francs). I never took anything out of it should i buy myself something nice for 10k or is this the beginning of my demise
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Germany gonna start WW3 after losing to Paraguay
[+5] u/Dibble-legend2104: Possibly, you should find out!
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: That wasn't bers, that was bols mocking bers because bols got their weekend allowance
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Puts on FDX. Been waiting for parts for my truck for almost 3 weeks now. What is so hard about them just putting the mail in the box bro
[+5] u/Neat_Statistician741: Koreans gonna come in clutch for the Bols this week
[+5] u/whitepug: Theyll set up their grandmas and kids as collateral before they get margin called
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: KOSPI gonna be green tonight, i can feel it reverberating in me like it’s some Eldian blood
[+15] u/eyerollingsex: Germany and Japan out of the World Cup on the same day
Hopefully they do not discuss their frustrations together and collaborate
[+12] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Kospi down only 1% translates to like the nasdaq being up 5% in murican. Yuge
[+11] u/calvin_tam: Every night we are saving someone from losing their house
[+10] u/AccidentDesperate5: FUUUUUUUCK you korea. I hate you fucks. You fuckers keep dumping fuck you fuck. I hate my fucking people god fucking damnit
[+9] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Day trading has made me racist
[+9] u/Competitive-Water944: Literally just want a solid income and a big booty Latina that’s it
[+9] u/AshamedImagination50: Man, getting kinda tired of Koreans fking shit up
[+9] u/mayorolivia: How could Biden do this
[+8] u/afx_288: !BANBET MU +200% 365d
[+8] u/seanr96: SPY falls 5 cents AH, and bers start precumming. Lmao 745 by morning
[+8] u/Soy_tu_papi_: I think MSFT was the only red stock today lmao
[+8] u/Beagle001: I’m not holding anything overnight till S Korea gets this shit out of their system.
[+7] u/ComodinoDiLegno: Aren't Koreans tired of hammering their own nuts?
[+7] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Take away their stock market. They are being ungrateful
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: I like to trade based on half truths and rumours. Too much factual information turn you into a bear.
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up."
- 🥭
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: Welp, 2nd Great Recession (Depression?) arriving momentarily. No tweet is going to stop it.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/business/5901953-credit-card-balances-record-high-late-payments-new-york-fed/amp/
From the NY Fed data, the percentage of CC Balances over 90 Days delinquent is now 13.1%. That's insane.
That's the highest in 15 years, and about to reach the highest ever. Even more insane.
Look for Institutions to start Failing soon and Calls on defensive Stonks.
[+6] u/Fun_Training4330: Micron is about to be more profitable than any U.S. company except Nvidia and Google, per MW
[+6] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Why do the Koreans fuck your gains up every single day??
[+6] u/llahxam: "Sir, a selloff has hit the Nikkei."
[+6] u/BFox1982: I miss the days of smoking weed from an aluminum can.
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: The Netherlands team looks more Moroccan than the Moroccan team. What kind of world cup is this?
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Raised a complaint with Uber Eats saying my order isn’t here yet and they told me to upload a photo ???
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: Looks like shouldn’t have held QCOM calls overnight.
[+6] u/dabblesest: I’m just saying, no one consulted me about letting Korea have a market.
I would’ve advised against such folly.
[+6] u/One-Jury3399: Cathy Woods out of BABA, CC on it long.
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: why is kospi so garbage?
[+6] u/Jemmani22: Bro what, wendys has a 7% dividend?
[+5] u/Ohlele: Remember one thing: When people found gold (next Sandisk), they stay quiet and keep accumulating that stock.
That means, when you see that stock tinker being mentioned a lot on Reddit, most likely, you are already late to the party. You are more likely to become a bag holder than a millionaire.
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Ahhhh another day another sea of green, how are the bers feelin
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Big protein powder doesn’t want you to know about oikos pro
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Come on Koreans get it together
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: imagine going to the grocery store and 60% of the food is two things
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: KOSPI moves like Micron lul
[+5] u/glazedds: korea is destroying my calls
[+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Koreans hate the Japanese, why aren’t they celebrating?
[+5] u/edm4un: What if Korea keeps dumping every time there is a small run up?
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: When you're riding in a Chevy and you feeling something heavy.
#DIARRHEA
[+5] u/isolated-cat: holy fuck gold dropped 20 bucks in 1 min
edit -40 bucks holy shit
[+5] u/curling_rocks: Open the markets 24/7 after hours is a scam
[+5] u/PossibleLack835: What's the next 100 baggers? SMCI calls or MSFT calls
[+5] u/toydan: \*COMCAST COULD BUILD OUT DATA CENTERS TO CAPITALIZE ON AI GROWTH, SOURCES SAY
wen in doubt I reckon
[+5] u/ramiN00dles: I love how many of you all are scared Sh!tless about Korean stocks. USDJPY at 40 year high. This is gonna be fun to watch tonight 🍿
[+5] u/Actual-Reporter4435: The memory V to all time high and beyond is inevitable.
Just buy. Not that hard.
[+5] u/Ble_h: Asian bros bringing down the vibes
[+5] u/PureSpecialistROTMG: tomorrow I will buy buttcoin
[+5] u/benj760486: We pumped k pop demon hunters and this is how you repay us!
[+5] u/tocinoman: I had Korean chicken for lunch and this is how they repay me
[+5] u/peterpeer9: wsb: this game is fucking rigged
also wsb: *keeps playing*
[+5] u/hockeyfun1: I'm sitting at a Love's truck stop waiting for my stupid EV to charge and there's a Wendy's here. There's a lady changing a poopy baby's diaper on the table. This must be a sign that my 7/3 12c will hit and I'll be driving a Lambo instead of an EV. I hate it here. WEN Lambo?
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Babe I went all in on 5DTE quantum options and lost our down payment.
[+5] u/sayemsosa: Pump or dump for the Asians?
[+5] u/Intelligent_Art_5711: I ain't even know Paraguay was a country
[+5] u/ateranol: MSFT pumping in the aftermarket. Oh no, I'm not getting fooled again.
Okay, maybe giving it one last try
[+5] u/SirPanic12: How do I buy SK Hynix options???
[+5] u/llahxam: Sold all of my MU at 1065 and bought 12/18 calls instead.
[+5] u/TrickyEnthusiasm6986: Today finally Korea is in lockstep with us. Recently we raise the prices & then they sell & seems to repeat a lot lately; but today they are pumping it! Let’s Go Korea!
[+5] u/Ohlele: LinkedIn keeps restricting account owners and requiring them to go through Persona, which collects a significant amount of sensitive personal information.
What's even worse is that Persona will tell you it cannot verify your identity using your government ID and then ask you to have a document notarized before submitting it.
Fuck Msft and Persona.
[+5] u/dabblesest: What am I doing tomorrow?
Same thing I do everyday, laughing at MSFT
[+14] u/boglemydingleregard: I know my girlfriend wants me to propose really badly. She thinks I'm waiting for the perfect moment; I'm actually just waiting for metals to bottom so I can get the ring on discount. 🥂
[+13] u/Vlashaaak: If you invested 10 grand in msft last year, you would have 10 grand today
[+12] u/Visible_Sentence_399: 30k invested in monthly calls over 10 different stocks and sectors
Somehow on the full day I’m up 27 dollars 💀
[+12] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Men use to go to war now they eat hot honey vinaigrette arugula salad with sliced pears, candied pecans, tomatoes, and parm with grilled chicken on the side
[+11] u/YTLupo: LMAO IT SMELLED LIKE BEAR PISS IN HERE ALL WEEKEND
[+11] u/EasyBoard9971: bubble can keep going for another year easy
[+10] u/mtnrnnr802: Woke up at 3am this morning in an ambien-induced haze and ate a calzone with fries
[+10] u/Frosty-Molasses-4455: So is Wendy’s an actual thing?
[+10] u/Me-Regarded: Today was great, rarely do I time my buys and sells so well. Pure luck, but I still feel like a genius all the same.
Time to be overconfident and lose it all tomorrow!
[+10] u/trent_upscale: If you're reading this and you're high on THC
Me too, bud
[+10] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Why can’t we just skip the bullshit and go to MU $5000 already?
So 🌈
[+10] u/syedhuda: the bers need to learn a lesson
[+9] u/killcon84: Made 3k this month working, owned regards
[+9] u/LauserRacing: Bears in shambos, bulls in lambos
Never bet against stonks, not a ghey bear
[+9] u/Micronto65bymay: Bears the type of people to complain about the price of a tank if 87 octane.
Meanwhile bulls swiping their platinum card filling up with premium while getting a handie from the attendant.
[+8] u/octopus_serenader: I paper handed my dram. You're welcome.
[+8] u/PoasterOfPoasters1: They should sell OnlyFans-Backed Securities for us to invest in.
[+8] u/D1finalboss: It’s fucking over
For me
[+8] u/OK_Computer10101: Where will you find men going forward?
[+7] u/montybeta: Since everyone thinks we're getting a July 4 rally, we're gonna stay flat or dump the rest of the week.
[+7] u/VariationConstant675: F*k AI...the future is Drones..
[+7] u/juanmoperson: More asts. Fuck them shorts
[+6] u/OK_Computer10101: When I see chicks in tights on hot days I know it’s been stewing all day. Like a crockpot of fishead soup… bring back sundresses! Let the axe wound breathe…
[+6] u/Fit-Win-536: What is happening with Japan?
[+6] u/-sakuranbo: the comments on yahoo news all say "Japan is finished"
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/0d1b6f2aacbd812c05dfc9839aa8e521fbbef122
Yen continues collapsing; govt keeps borrowing to artificially push gas prices down and keep people happy.
Then rate hikes get criticized as "fighting cost-push inflation" and bankrupting people who bought 30-year, variable interest rate mortgages on some wood house that'll fully devalue in ~22 years (legal lifespan of wood structure)
[+6] u/shocksquad: Someone typed SELLAS last night, and that was all the DD I needed to buy 2k shares right then and there.
[+6] u/External_Interview67: I disagree with the premise of buying any stock other then sweet sexy $$$$$WEN right now.
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: People are making a massive mistake in what they are looking at in oil prices. They think what we saw in march was a supply shock. It, imo, wasn't. It was a war premium shock. The supply shock is still coming. It builds up as SPR is drawn down. When the SPR can no longer plug the gap, there could be a violent move higher as prices, that were artificially suppressed by the distribution of oil reserves, suddenly swings into price destruction levels.
I think oil will creep higher as people get nervous, and then hit a nightmare mode if the supply shock materializes.
Oil supplies are continuing to drift lower. It is only a matter of time.
So long as they keep screwing around in the strait the moment gets closer.
oil to 300
[+6] u/prana_fish: So judging by relatively calm futes... either the June rebalancing is nearly/completely over, or Koreans discovered valium.
[+6] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: I got $270
Someone give me a 450x banger.
No wrong answers here (unless you say WEN)
[+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: maybe I’ll just dabble in forex, just a taste
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: Imagine dying because the weather is too hot in 2026 when you have access to electricity. Must be the europoors.
[+6] u/KevinWarshNudes: Autistic, not retarded
[+5] u/ChainOfThot: okay i'm buying microsoft dip instead of saving for openai IPO, they own 27% of openAI anyway
[+5] u/Useful-Paper: Life’s so much better when you dont try to make money trading oil
[+5] u/brucekeller: yeah, talk about something that is actually manipulated on a large scale for great lengths of time, straight up blatantly most of the time, kinda what OPEC's all about.
[+5] u/ercanbas: This game is ass. Both should be disqualified
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: they are attempting to flush the strait and gulf of the trapped oil, because it is oil on the water. It is now july. This is a peak energy month, and august is high too. every eia report has been that we are drawing down more oil than expected. cushing oklahoma where WTI futures are priced is at operational tank bottoms. They need oil. Now. Not in 60 days when the MOU "results" in a peace deal. They need oil on the water, moving right now. The SPRs can only provide so much rate. Even if they have a big depth, they can get out run by demand.
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: my last comment, if the market for a moment smells even a whiff that the SPRs are unable to control the price of oil, if they turn off the taps, or might turn off the tap. The market will absolutely become erratic.
It could be just like the bank of england vs soros. The market will smell a weak government
[+5] u/circadiggmigration: Every time you see that bullshit NoT FINANCIUL ADVICE!!! DO UR OWN RESURCH
You know it's some hedgie and his botnet trying to pump retail into their stock and required to follow compliance. Even if that stupid warning mattered, the liability wouldn't matter for some idiot who's going to blow up his webull account in 3 day anyways.
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: It’s getting harder and harder everyday to not full port into SOXS calls
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: I have to cancel my gym membership next month. This is how poor I become.
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: Now that everyone is a bol, it's time for a red day or two.
Then a repeat of Monday on Thursday.
[+5] u/tv187u: MUshu pork and VOOdoo sauce.
[+5] u/iamjt: It's rigged guys... Don't bother
[+5] u/aqjingson: Over $100 swing on micron, nothing new 😂
[+5] u/you2234: How can dram be a bit green and RAM be negative?
[+5] u/Affectionate_Tart_38: Unbelievavle shootout.
[+5] u/_UFOctopus: Toilet paper literally just smears shit
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Koreans panicked when they realized everyone was in debt and taking loans like themselves and panicked before others could panic which caused a panic.
[+5] u/housemouse431: need to make a scam etf: i got carvana and smci, who else should be in it lol
[+20] u/HappyDepartment5899: Got turned on when the wife shut the bedroom windows first so no one can hear her moan.
But instead..I got yelled at.
[+11] u/BarbellPadawan: Gold is just a 4000 year old meme stock.
[+11] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: All memory stocks did a V... Time to bend over, semi bers
[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: Imaging being a bear during the past decade
[+9] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Do we see new all time high in July? Make your bets
[+9] u/orcassharks: A year ago if US said there were talks and Iran said what talks, I would smile and be like Iran is being Baghdad Bob again.
Now I think Iran is telling the truth and 🥭 is just manipulating the markets.
Man we’ve fallen a lot on our 250 birthday.
[+9] u/ChreeKnowsBest: After a week long ban for complaining about Korea, I can finally return to tell you this:
If you actually sold MU because
“🌈🐻Bullhunter69” told you it was the top while we were dumping this morning, after an earnings report just came out that showed revenue, profit and forward guidance that outpaces companies with a 4 TRILLION dollar market cap, I really don’t know what to tell you.
[+9] u/HimothyCastagne: Last week I hadnt heard of Kospi now I check it every night
[+8] u/michaelis999: oh my god that goal by morocco was a fucking beauty
[+8] u/Throwawayz911: Silver is a fuckass inbred bastard, that much is clear.
[+8] u/HappyDepartment5899: I think the good teams are losing their world cup games on purpose. No one wants the cup presented to them by 🥭
[+7] u/foamrollmyback: Hmmm I’m so skeptical of these fuel prices lol
[+7] u/ChemistLeading3484: I love how spy is just being manipulated so much lately
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: The US is going to war in the South China Sea.
[+6] u/TequilaTrader: WSJ is worried about double and triple levered ETF’s cause 92% of buyers are retail. They mean WSB members.
[+6] u/Mental_Diet1533: korea pumping. bers funked tomorrow
[+6] u/Frequent-Length-9966: Time to go bark at the moon
[+6] u/NonBalisticSniper: Open the options market, you crazy bastards!
[+6] u/No_Zookeepergame_27: These “attacks on the weekend, ceasefire during the week” are going to take us to 8000 EoY.
[+6] u/DanqueLeChay: A double bottom inside a double top, now they are just trolling
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Imaging buying gold at 5,000 just a couple months ago, earnestly thinking it was going to 10,000
[+6] u/WallyWally12345: Dude if this casino rocket blows up on launch pad one more fucking time with all my money on it…
[+6] u/MindfulZenith: chilling on my WEN shares… only have a couple
[+6] u/thegoldenfinn: Let’s go Morocco! 🇲🇦
[+6] u/USMCActiveToReserve: America & Korea forever 🇺🇸🇰🇷
[+6] u/eje0100: Buy 20 ES mini contracts and trust me, Futures Will Be Important.
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Gold off yet another cliff.
Going long on GLD & Miners has just obliterated my port.
[+5] u/1foxyboi: Kenjaku was taking backshots for his dream and yall can’t even hold a stock that’s red
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I forgot how to read.
[+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Can I trouble you for a quick blowjob?
[+5] u/trisket-bisket: Another 5k on WEN. Got some extra liquidity after the run up on FLY.
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: We're going so high, govt spending will just get worse
[+5] u/GrandmaBaker1929: Ahhh…the carry trade unwinding
[+5] u/Deep_Calls_007: Going to sleep. By the time I wake SPCX should be at 15$. Tesla sales should be down another 50%. Amen!
[+5] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: Bro I think you’re already asleep and dreaming
[+5] u/bigfan49: If you ever want to find MSFT in a hurry just quickly scroll for the only red stock in your portfolio
[+5] u/Brave-Finding-3866: gold bug playing with rope.
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Saving 1k a month for 50 months is only 50k, how TF do people get rich when it takes so long to get that much invested
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: It's easy to get rich
Step one, invest at least 1k a month
Step two, do NOT gamble that money on options, momentum stocks only and rotate twice a year
Step three, hold and wait 30 years
[+5] u/xironically23: Just held a spx call for 2 hours and sold for 0 profit ama
[+5] u/pdubbs87: Can someone explain to me why Tesla still gets a 400 pe
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Feels like corn about to take off for absolutely no reason 🙉
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: MSFT 5 year return is 40% lmaooooooo big daddy Micron makes that in its sleep!
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: When does silver hit $150. I was told we would see $150 soon. industrial demand my ass WTF
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Why did Morocco put a bunch of high schoolers in…
[+5] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Well it looks like I’m taking an indefinite reprieve from options trading. Needed some cash so took out all of the portion of my account I use for options playing and am now down to just holding shares. Guess I could sell some shares for options, but I’m not going to do that. It’ll just have to wait until I’ve got more to put back in. That said today was still a pretty solid day. Up almost 8% just on shares I have for like a dozen or so things
[+5] u/__nameless____: is this all because of weak yen? or the upcoming meeting?
[+5] u/lndnmdn: SK trying to replicate our price action today
[+15] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: # HOLY SHIT FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND BUY EVERYTHING
[+14] u/Evazzion: Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day today. Last time it happened was 1945 😳
[+12] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: The fake Africa team lost to the real African team. You can’t make this shit up.
[+11] u/Pernicious_Pearl: getting a $2 dividend from qqq in a week.
see you later pours 🫡
[+10] u/Kingmusk420: TOMORROW WILL BE MU’s DAY. it is due for a 10% day.
[+10] u/zuziannka: I used to be a fan of football as a kid I used to like Ronaldo and I tried to fit in but as soon as I discovered options I think all other sports are just gay there’s nothing better than Options gambling and they should have a World Cup for it.
[+9] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Dawg imagine 90 minutes + stoppage time just to shank it during penalties and get eliminated holy wow
[+9] u/StonksInvesteur: IMAGINE BEING A FIRST TIME SPORT BETTING RETARD AND BET MONEY ON BOTH GERMANY AND NETHERLANDS LMFAOOOOOOO
[+9] u/No_Stand5622: European soccer has fallen
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: The real fucking crime is the PPP loan forgiveness while student loans were not.
[+9] u/Molten-Helldiver: Green at night…bers delight…fuck
[+8] u/your_mom_loves_me69: Upped my creatine from 5g to 10g today, feel like I may shit myself in my sleep tonight.
MSFT 420 by end of July
[+7] u/Playful-Sympathy-576: Who paper handed Wendy’s today? 12% sell rate on Robinhood? You guys gotta relax and hold those bags if you want it to squeeze
[+7] u/TheOriginalBushToad: BREAKING; White House announces complete Iranian surrender to include Muslims converting to Christianity.
[+7] u/wassupbrahh: Asstits up 40% and im still -50% fml
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Pump baby pump! Cmon 🥭 throw some new peace deals at us
[+6] u/Chrg88: Can see some signs of aging. Puts on my life
[+6] u/mikebones: Its time to mega pump on shitty news
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Do you think theyll cook the job numbers again or do we get an honest number this go around
[+6] u/ismebbb: Yes daddy we're PUMPING
[+6] u/neal_73: What a game! I enjoyed all three games today 👏👏👏
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: Imagine being a no-life retard staring at +- 0.1% movements on futures market while world cup matches rolling
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Dude, how many fucking spinoffs of Yellowstone can be made? Lol
[+6] u/DragonRoostHouse: HOOD to 110+ this week?
[+6] u/Queasy_Whole9252: I am back from the void. WEN to the moon.
[+5] u/mikebones: In 30 years you won't be rich, you'll be essentially middle class.
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: because you were scared it would go to $950
[+5] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: La conquista begins 🇲🇦
[+5] u/Boraximus: Wishing my Korean brothers a nice rest of the session, let’s pump those memories
[+5] u/nevertradestocks: Wendy fed most of yall as children and you turn your back on her. Despicable. She’s going to $9.30 tomorrow
[+5] u/Arm-Cute: Squid games are gambling all your life savings on a stock
[+5] u/bowtothehypnotoad: i was about to buy puts. Zoom out it looks pretty bleak
[+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: So let me get this straight saylor has a plan to save 🌽by allowing himself to sell more of it .....uhhhh lmfao 40000 here we come
[+5] u/nevertradestocks: Price target AMC $3
Price target WEN $10
My SPY 735 calls from last Friday went 500% today
[+5] u/username2571: Dram to $80 and ASTS to $100 tomorrow and I’m rich rich.
[+5] u/layelaye419: The name's green. Bigly Green.
[+5] u/compute_fail_24: I am bullish on square hamburgers, just as nature designed
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: 777 EOD Thursday would confirm 🇺🇸 is casino
[+5] u/FlyJaw: Of all the football matches I have watched, this is one of them.
[+5] u/nivix_zixer: I've lost so much money this summer. Please just give me a mega red day so I can buy. Then launch all stocks to the moon.
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Behold. The engineering marvel that mystifies the Europoor. The portable AC
[+5] u/theineffablebob: CERN turned off today
Get ready for the infinite rally
[+5] u/dontslambro: No one wants the metals lol
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Yo these two teams are dead dogshit
[+5] u/Dyce10x: Can we just get a split on MU already?
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: Ngl that was the most badass nonchalant penalty save in soccer history
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: Indeed. Your observation that AI always caters to human viewpoints shows that you are a very intelligent and insightful person, just like a genius.
[+11] u/Syllabub_Visual: Predictions markets has to be one of the scummiest industries I’ve ever seen. No value to society besides fueling gambling addicts and allowing for insider trading. The founders of those companies are absolute psychos and looks like zuckerbot now wants in as well so fuck him…
[+10] u/soscribbly: Microsoft is greener than any other Mag7 overnight, you know what that means…..
Bitch is dumping HEAVY at open
[+9] u/jason8585: DRAM 200 is not a meme
[+9] u/tnguyen5057: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[+9] u/w8w8dont: Worst Korea up 3% tonight
[+9] u/Apfelmoes_: .. do you yanks ever have a full trading week or is there like a law that says you must have at least one holiday per week
[+9] u/cloudsofgrey: I did that last week I'm down like $7k
[+8] u/Comfortable_Nerve561: Let's ride tomorrow bols
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: another green day - bers are on their knees draining everyones cock
[+8] u/nesnayu: Why futures pumping again
[+7] u/ReadyGain2972: Lets make iphone $10k. MU will be $10k per share as well
[+7] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: mstr selling out, how do i buy puts on btc lol
[+7] u/_Netgirth: Idk man you forget we’re like a 15% pullback away from them
[+6] u/mrjacketman0303: Korea market being silly
American market being silly
How do you fucks make money in this place
[+6] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: our economy is hanging on the direction of where ai will go. if you are not making plans to be prepared in case it happens, youre going to end up behind the wendys dumpster. a lot of ceo's and economists are saying *if* it crashes, it will be worst than the 2008 housing crash
[+6] u/FuckleUp: Saylor selling but don’t worry 🌽 bras he’ll buy it back at a higher price u good
[+6] u/Get_dat_money: I'd probably watch soccer if they were allowed to kick each other in the nuts
[+5] u/DoubleFamous5751: Oh dang, Nike reports tomorrow. If it’s another disaster and dumps… it might be time to start buying
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: at the rate these chinese ai companies are releasing open weight models that comparable to the top players here, openai might not even make it to be around long enough to ipo. more and more companies are spinning up their own ai using those open weight models. if any of the top players fold its going to get real ugly for our economy
[+5] u/crunchwrapsupreme4: MU in the green bitches what what
[+5] u/frumpydrangus: The field is absolutely massive, way too big, and you’ve got eleven players out there. too many people, believe me. running around for ninety minutes with zero goals, it’s a total disaster!
[+5] u/PattyRoyBurner: Hell yea brother sell low buy high
[+5] u/uncsucks: Ridiculous pajama pump
[+5] u/w8w8dont: Spy up 1.6 % and MSFT still somehow managed to finish red. You have to be braindead to own that stock
[+5] u/mehmilani: So by investing in space stonks, are we just chipping in to fund the new hobby for our dear billionaires? Because I don't see how these companies make a profit.
[+5] u/FrankRizzoNGL: None of these teams can touch France from what we’ve seen so far. Too bad.
[+12] u/Micheal_Hancho: # I am starting a company called Microsoft Strategy. It is a software company where I buy a shit ton of MSFT and don't actually do anything involving software.
[+11] u/Diligent-Detective97: JLEO goes to ASTS!!!
[+9] u/Adventurous_Day9254: Yo chat are my 739p 1dte cooked?
[+8] u/Volume-Active: whenever there is a bit of a dump, do yourself a favour and buy calls
[+8] u/guccioli: Why do people still even talk about msft. Like at this point it’s a boomer software stock that will likely make a comeback later this year, same with meta. Why are half the posts “MSFT suggs!1”
[+8] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Oh shit ass tits won the JLEO CONTRACT WOOOOOO SEND IT TO THE MOON!!!!!
[+8] u/No_Local9436: I think I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna sell Walmart and buy Rocket Lab at the open.
[+8] u/Chemical-Future-8930: ya they use a codeword when they post, its "WEN"
[+7] u/Flag_Shagger: Atleast the KOSPi is up today. Feels nice having a normal +2% day.
[+7] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Bull market is back seems like, call it is😎
[+7] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: ASTS won 1 billion from japanese government, no more margin calls, just CALLS
[+7] u/itsgodsposterchild: Green night, ber ain’t right
[+7] u/fooish_moral: msft should be delisted for putting out teams
[+7] u/MAkrbrakenumbers: That juice is actually called bacon grease
[+6] u/Deep-Motor780: Always calls at open, full port. Stay bullish 💪🏻
[+6] u/VinAsheel: Back to daily pump with no dips
[+6] u/Professional_Art3563: Germans and dutch going to sell everything tonight
[+6] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: It’s not too late to buy ASTS right now before news of it winning the J-LEO contract catches on
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: Hey Millennials! Remember back in Jr. high computer class when we would type funny things and get the computer voice to read it out loud and then the teacher would yell at us?
Simpler times ☕️
[+6] u/Altair82: Reminder that the US market is closed Friday July 3rd
[+6] u/Massander: My diversification is being heavy in MU and then buying SK Hynix on July 10
[+6] u/Zealousideal_Tie_350: New day question remains: Wen Wen?
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: now make them even more mad by saying Buffet only became rich cause of his connections in congress.
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: Market more bipolar than my ex. Nvm we back together. And it's over. Wait
[+5] u/mks_csw: if the USA advances in the next round, us europoors should just accept that its called soccer at this point cause wtf is that ( german team is finished just like the country itself)
[+5] u/IndependentAd4613: Big brain moves, I want to see what he does at 44k or less
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: Full boner green to end the quarter. 7500 coming
[+5] u/CharacterInTheMatrix: Germany 🇩🇪 lost. Lwal
[+5] u/Beeboobumfluffy: By the average mouth breather, sure, but to claim there is no way to beat it is pretty ridiculous.
[+5] u/fooish_moral: cooked 1 lb of bacon and then cooked 1 lb of ground beef in the juice... fuk ya
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Looking for gays here, have i come to the right place?
[+5] u/nyse25: holy fucking shit they really beat germany
[+18] u/Acceptable-Prune3943: So.. It’s officially official now. **ASTS HAS WON THAT $1B J-LEO CONTRACT FROM JAPANESE GOVERNMENT!!**
[+14] u/lollipop999: ASTS awarded J-LEO
https://preview.redd.it/940bmzrbedah1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb4fd885e46d70f7540d9cac54a77ec926bf7ded
[+10] u/Green_StrangeFruit: this is a sign to give your pet a lil treat and a belly rub
[+9] u/drpa1n: Have been all in on ASTS for the past two years with the occasional options play on the indexes. I have aged about 10 years in this time. If this does not retire me before 2035 ill for sure be dead anyways
[+9] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Damn getting FOMO with asts
[+9] u/kader91: Germany, Italy and Japan out of the World Cup.
What did FIFA mean by this?
[+9] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: A lot of problems would be fixed if every man got a free sex robot
[+8] u/DulyDully: I’m itching to full port Nike calls. But considering I never win anything I’m gonna keep my money in ETFs like a good boy and crack open a cold one for earnings and smile when the stock tanks or be mildy annoyed all week if it runs up.
Beats questioning my life decisions because I gambled 25% of my portfolio on a whim.
[+7] u/CardiologistOwn3963: ASTS ABOUT TO FACE RIP TO 200
[+7] u/JudgmentCharming355: $POET might be the most insane valuation I’ve ever seen in my life…1200x sales, no real products ever delivered in their company history, just years of storytelling. Get rich selling dreams to bagholders.
[+7] u/AltruisticOwl156: Day 5 of save wendys
$wen lets go
[+7] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: NVDIA just touch the 200s today pls
[+7] u/Appropriate_Gap_5503: !banbet asts +35% 1w
[+6] u/HomeboySlice: BlackBerry. Finally paying off after years of bag holding
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Nike’s stock has declined 75% in five years and 35% since early 2026, with low expectations for Q4 earnings and revenue.
[+6] u/permabol: Another day in Nasdaqistan
[+6] u/nametaglost: Everyone was crying market is doomed and Koreans suck and I go take a shower and come back and now it’s yay we’re going to the moon.
[+6] u/Any_Influence_8305: Imagine buying shares instead of 0DTEs lmao
[+6] u/Unique_Guarantee4801: MU crashing today would be great but I think going green after the spike down yesterday is a sign for more up.
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Tingling sensation in my benis looking at AH
[+5] u/Prior_Funny: meats back on the menu
[+5] u/Nictel: SPY so stuck that a 0.1% move looks like a massive breakout
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Hey all, I’m bullish. Ok, that’s all. Just a heads up
[+5] u/probablydeadsooon: How many of those calls will one kidney get?
[+5] u/Disaked1: I tried to post sellas life sciences (SLS) DD here over 5 months ago. It was ~4$ then. Look at it now.
[+10] u/Revolutionary-Rip670: ai is more harmful to your brain than wsb
[+10] u/Concept-Plastic: NEED MU TO MOOOOOON TODAYYYYYYY
[+8] u/Crackbot420-69: I decided to practice patience and learn how to buy and hold. I just finished day two of holding MSFT — the lord gives his toughest battles to his soldiers with the smoothest brains.
[+8] u/VTI4LYFE69: We will hit all-time highs this week to celebrate America’s 250th birthday and there is nothing any of you stupid bears can do to stop us.
[+8] u/Regarded_tenius: Intoxicated hobo able to escape readily
[+7] u/Ornery_Ad98765: Accidentally left the milk in the trunk for a couple hours this morning and was really hoping it would be fine since it didn’t smell weird
In unrelated news today is a “trade from the toilet” kind of day
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Okay goodnight I love you
[+7] u/Alymagy96: ASTS J-LEO 1 billion dollar contract confirmed this morning
[+7] u/Cerrado82: Name a stock that is more shit than MSFT.
[+7] u/coloredzebra: Bruh everytime I swing a fucking position it gets boned 😂
This is why I stick to day trades 🤦♂️
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: ASTS making SPCX look like a fucking CHUMP...🤭🤭🤭
[+6] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: I need $NVDA to $250 expeditiously
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: FUK! MU IS DOWN -0.01%!
[+6] u/Born_Chocolate9295: can the europoors stop fucking selling memory
[+6] u/jeromewatdoink: bitcorn looks good for 32k
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Futes up 0.07%
Redtards: FUTES RIPPING 😤
[+6] u/c0nsume0: SLS already up another 9% goddamn
[+6] u/player_zero_: American in glass house throws stones at German
[+6] u/MrDee97: If SPY & QQQ reject the 20 day and roll over, would be a perfect topping pattern
[+5] u/Orion_MacGregor: HELP! My 100 shares of WEN are still in red.
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Lmao
Germany gets kicked out by Paraguay. Failed economy, failed football team... and they vote for nazis. The rise and decline of Germany post wwII will be studied for years to come.
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: wsb is right now 54% bullish on SPY, lets bring it up to 90% bullish so that everyone can inverse wsb without uncertainty
[+5] u/azkxv: One last 50% pump for me to break even PLEASE the bubble can do whatever it wants afterwards
[+5] u/heikici: Bull market is back huh? SPY green despite yesterday +1,7%...
[+5] u/Individual_Formal130: I just need 10k 😡
Give me your best plays 👊