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[+95] u/PeachScary413: No dump on war but giga pump on new peace deal, classic lmaoo 🤌
[+78] u/KittyLover-7: Iran\_peace\_agreement\_final\_final2\_actualfinal\_realactualfinal.V8.4.docx
[+56] u/Moocat2855: Is our entire market just algorithms now. There’s no way real life human beings are pumping the market on the 100th time optimism of peace talks going well.
[+54] u/Paul_Robert_: Bulls with a one wish willow: "I wish for 10 million dollars"
Bers with a one wish willow: "I wish for total economic destruction, so that my puts print"
[+48] u/Legendary-Lemon: ***Iran official says ‘no plan’ for direct US talks this week***
Fake news again by the AXIOS mossad agent
[+43] u/Adventurous_Deer_355: Two upvotes and I’m Full porting MUU…
[+36] u/Useful_Donut6789: Imagine making money trading options
[+33] u/Coda70: Micron’s latest fiscal Q3 2026 report was **one of the largest earnings beats by dollar amount and one of the strongest relative beats among large-cap semiconductor companies in recent years**
[+33] u/silverfutes: US: Iran has agreed to a meeting!
Iran: We ain’t doing shit unless Israel withdraws
Israel: lol
[+31] u/I_work_too_much: There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, rug me once, shame on — shame on you. Rug me — I'm definitely getting rugged again aren't I.
[+29] u/Alymagy96: Apparently it’s leaked that ASTS won J LEO $1bn contract
[+28] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: damn all my money is in WEN , couldn't buy the dip
[+28] u/peterpeer9: Be greedy when others are fearful
And uh, be greedy when others are greedy too
You can just stay greedy things will work out
[+26] u/thevolxme: Oh look, a bit more manipulation to crucify retail… how fantastic
[+26] u/WSB-mods-are-: I love playing MU so much. It's so much fun watching my account drop tens of thousands of dollars every hour!
[+25] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: I was a value investor before joining wsb. And now i'm gambling on 0dte 🤌
[+24] u/DufflebagJoe: Bers
https://preview.redd.it/yi532zze28ah1.jpeg?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=393aaf3526c82f2839561609ce5e2617cadc659f
[+24] u/Wannabe_Physicist: Tomorrow isn’t promised, gamble today.
[+22] u/No-Clerk7943: Dumbfucks at r/dividends bragging about $200 income they receive a month 😂
[+22] u/Accomplished-Air4393: I love how pre-market this thread is just people screaming into the void what they want to happen. I'm told kids these days call it 'manifesting'.
[+22] u/cgonz15: \*MU/SNDK doesnt go up 10% every single day\*
WSB: Memory is dead
[+20] u/illinformed-will: bols are animals with very responsive antennas
\-0.03% : WHY WE CRASHINN
\+0.02% : HERE COME THE VVVVV
[+19] u/BFox1982: SPY would be at 600 if not for winning the war every week.
[+19] u/PanicApprehensive16: Was up 2k trading spy. Walked away saying I was done. Came back for one more and lost 10k. Why am I like this.
[+19] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: "Iran requested a meeting", in reality taco begging for a meeting.
[+19] u/Weak_Emu3659: You ever hanging out in the daily thread and suddenly realize, none of these people actually have a job?
[+18] u/Coda70: Last week was the pullback, profit taking, consolidation. I expect all time highs soon. Just my opinion. And my 7 figure bet.
[+17] u/lightning422: Buying MU in the dip 💰
[+17] u/dreamwagon: Best way to get a V is to full port calls, panic sell them for a +2% gain or loss, and then check all day to see how much you could have made.
[+16] u/nordik1: MU: we 4x’d earnings and the memory demand is going to double by end of 2027
market: SELL ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
[+16] u/BagholderForLyfe: I sold at the bottom last week and can't stop thinking about.
[+15] u/Ok_Magician7682: imagine waking up everyday as a broke ass korean
[+15] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I jerked off in my car... this has to be the bottom, really
[+15] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Already stoned . I know that one dude is pissed about it
[+15] u/NotMe357: OK, I just sold all my stock expected to buy in lower later of today. So the market can pump really hard now. No need to say "Thank You". I just do my part, SIR!
[+15] u/ratbaby86: Headline on AJ: Trump announces Doha meeting with Iran; Tehran says nothing scheduled
lol
[+15] u/Full_Cash6140: So not only is Saylor going to remove himself as the largest marginal buyer of bitcoin, he is going to stop diluting commons to pump btc, the largest holder of bitcoin is actually going to start dumping a bunch of btc to increase cash reserves and maybe retire debt to stave off insolvency. The efficient market rallied bitcoin on this news. You can't make this up.
[+14] u/Saltysunbro: MSFT at $350-370 was the easiest free money right? You bought calls RIGHT?
[+14] u/watchmecomming: “US President Trump says a meeting with Iran will be held in Qatar’s capital on Tuesday after Tehran “requested talks” following days of reciprocal attacks threatened their interim deal.
However, a senior Iranian official says there are no planned meetings with US officials from “technical teams” in Doha this week.”
[+13] u/fenstapuza: Genuinely annoyed at how 30% of comments here are
\>some stock goes down 0.2%
"bols r fuked LMAO"
\>some stock goes up 0.2%
"bers r fuked LMAO"
[+13] u/SlickyTrader: The rug pull in 1 hour will be glorious after bulls load up on calls at open
[+13] u/Snoo-36555: I need to stop reading this thread and do real work now
[+13] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Multiple -10% days is so fucking sick
[+13] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Newly minted MSFT bagholders finding out that MSFT always rugpulls you
[+13] u/Fit-Employ3623: Recruiter asking 5 years of experience in chatgpt is exactly why recruiters will be replaced by chatgpt
[+13] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: I have tons of rocket lab calls.
Holy shit, It seems like I'm eating steak tonight.
[+13] u/Snoo-36555: After holding MU through +50 percent days I am proud to announce I am selling it all at break even to purchase Microsoft.
[+12] u/kemar7856: MICHAEL SAYLOR STRATEGY MAY SELL UP TO $1.25 BILLION IN BITCOIN
[+12] u/necarpenter417: Went to a BBQ this weekend. Tons of food, but GLP-1 has killed the whole scene.
[+12] u/Jean-Batailleur: Me crawling back to WSB this morning for stock advice like a raccoon digging through trash for treasure.
[+12] u/victoryboiiTCG: MSFT mass layoffs in July, this shit is going much higher
[+12] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: lmfao 10% drop on MU
[+12] u/razeusv2: Hold the fuck up. I did an hour of work before getting back on Reddit and now shit is all red. The fuck did ya'll do?
[+12] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Wow I made 200% off that drop. Naturally it was only 200% off $40 so it ain’t shit.
I swear the less capital you put into a trade the bigger the % gain. But you dare put actual money into a trade and it’s -70% in five minutes
[+12] u/SteakEater137: There's no conviction in this market. Everything goes flying up or down from one day to the next, or even from one hour to another.
[+12] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Bought almost the *exact top* of SNDK.
[+12] u/RisingSerpent222: Money? Gone.
Happiness? Gone.
Depression? Stays.
[+12] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: Adobe is the new Kodak
[+12] u/Curious-Bird-8159: 🌮 truths and tweets should be linked to WSB daily threads
[+12] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: time traveler wanting to know what year he is in, asks if Iran war over
"yes but no"
ok we must be around 2026
[+12] u/Moepenmoes: I'm allergic to work
[+12] u/Financial-Kick7519: Retards in here celebrating another round of dilution from RKLB, fucking hilarious! 😂
[+11] u/Fit-Win-536: Started the morning off right with a white claw and a nice fap ready to gamble
[+11] u/Sp0kenTruth: If you see green TAKE GREEN. Promise this market isnt one you wanna hold anything if you're playing options lmao.
[+11] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: MSFT steady rise until earnings?
[+11] u/Big_Red_Dogs: I trust this morning pump about as much as a fart after my morning coffee.
[+11] u/Yeetman603: Everything will be green this week because AMERICA 250th baby!
[+11] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: I’m so dumb I bought Silver at the top
[+11] u/kemar7856: How is nvda under $220
[+11] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Market fucking manipulated as fuck by a 80 yr old retarded fuck
[+11] u/taffy_laffy: port so close to being back at ATH, i should sell but i'll just repeat the same mistake of watching it crash 30% and spending months wishing i sold.
[+11] u/OsamaBagHolding: Yet where was Gondor when the reflecting pool fell?
[+11] u/Paul_Robert_: Me who sold Micron for a loss @ $160:
[+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: Memory will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
[+11] u/MLJ555: Gonna keep averaging down all the way until bankruptcy
[+11] u/Sp0kenTruth: HOLY SHIT. BOUGHT NVDIA PUTS AND SPY PUTS RANDOMLY.. UP 300%
[+11] u/Czyzzle: Ya'll need to be patient and let your orders fill at the bid
[+11] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie and Iran: "We might actually cease firing during the ceasefire now."
Market: "Pump it!"
[+11] u/vanceraa: mu down, sndk down, wdc up 🤨
[+11] u/nametaglost: Damn there’s a lot of salty ass bears in here.
“dUmP At oPeNnNn”
Shut the fuck up.
[+11] u/Equivalent_Sea_236: I am buying puts at open, you are welcome.
\-Regards
[+11] u/ScrewChaseBank: The fact the at CORN guys think they’re entitled to a 4year cycle shows this thing is absolutely fucked.
The real world doesn’t operate like that. You’re not guaranteed gains due to some arbitrary cycle on an asset that has no value. What are we talking about.
[+11] u/mapsosa: MU took me out of poverty just to send me right back
[+11] u/CriticalAnt2057: $3K in 45 minutes....great start to the week
[+10] u/PenguinOfB00m: Organic pumps are so sexy
[+10] u/MordorBlues: #250 YEARS THIS WEEK BOYS. GOD BLESS THE USA AND WALLSTREET
[+10] u/Fun_Training4330: Here's something about meme stocks like Wendys, if it's not pumping 5-20%+ per day, it's probably over. These memes have a limited run time, and if it's moving 1-2% you might aswell buy the index than risk being exit liquidity
[+10] u/justlosinmoney: I’m seeing a lot of msft hate good good I like money and inverse wsb
[+10] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I can't think of a better country in the Middle East to give 300 billion to...Donnie makes the BEST deals 🥰
[+10] u/eyerollingsex: There’s a decent amount of people straight up selling themselves on tinder
I guess that’s legal now
[+10] u/DufflebagJoe: MU down .5% it’s over folks.
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: I hope you all make some nice profits this week 🥰
Except for bers😡
[+10] u/Lucky-Ambassador8285: MU +5% at open. It is written in stone
[+10] u/Flat-Focus7966: People selling MU at 1100 will be back at 2100.....
[+10] u/Electronic-Advisor72: South Korea announced a trillion in AI and data center capex. No bubble to see here. CALLS
[+10] u/taffy_laffy: >Finally, the lawsuit cites previous instances of anti-competitive behavior from Samsung, SK hynix, and Micron to establish a pattern of collusion. After all, Samsung and SK hynix have already pled guilty to criminal price-fixing charges brought by the US Department of Justice in the 2000s, resulting in $731 million in fines and prison sentences for several executives.
Holy shit, mango could destroy an entire nation if he wanted to.
[+10] u/JAntaresN: Life would be so easy if we can make money like its stardew valley 😔
[+10] u/1spdstr: Good morning retards!
[+10] u/Trenavix: every stock I wanted to buy more of is way too high and every stock I was happy with my position is in the dumpster
nothing makes me happy in the casino
[+10] u/Old_Tourist_8074: I sold all my positions at the bottom. Please thank me for the V
[+10] u/Capt_Chickenpox: I got fucking played like a fiddle damn
[+10] u/CDR57: Dropping a link to your own comment is big nerd behavior
[+10] u/trsx5: Welfare check on MU/SNDK bagholders - check in, im worried
[+10] u/enas333: This thread is 90% bots trying to manufacture sentiment
[+10] u/OptionsHuduga: SANDISK at 2300+: "Please God let this drop so I can get in somehow. This mf never drops. Only goes up"
SANDISK at 1930: "POS overvalued stock. Hope that shit goes to 0. I aint touching that shit"
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Claude is teaching students on truth tables and algorithmic proofs while CoPilot is still trying to fit the star shape into the square hole
[+10] u/mapsosa: if MU ends green today i’ll get a MU tattoo 😤
[+10] u/AGener0usGod: Well well well .. another week in Nasdaqistan.
[+10] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: 🥭 :"The Communists are finally making their move.... Over thousands of years, that Ideology has not worked once."LMAO THOUSANDS OF YEARS
[+10] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Axios is fake and ghey
[+10] u/Informal_Bench_7219: We are gonna dump hard aren’t we
[+10] u/Big_Love_3070: Fuck bers spy to 760 this week
[+10] u/pseudo_rockstar: Ber trap to the open, then megapump
[+10] u/whodowhodo: How do i consistently make the wrong moves lmao. I thought its a 50/50 chance
[+9] u/JohanLiebert92: SPACE BROS CHECKING IN !!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+9] u/hayleybts: This is so green that I can't trust it
[+9] u/OK_Computer10101: If it wasn’t for adderall my penis would be huge
[+9] u/Samjabr: That Supergirl movie must suck ass
[+9] u/Boraximus: What’s funny is theres literally 0 reason for memory stocks to be down besides the usual Korean tweakout
[+9] u/solidsneeze: today, we should all remember the powerful words of Dr. Buffett's '"I have a DRAM" speech
[+9] u/MrsEveryShot: work happy hour tonight I’m getting togo food and sneaking out early
[+9] u/corundum9: RKLB over 100 today
ASTS over 90 tomorrow
[+9] u/CMTTrader: 🐻's screaming in full force all weekend "Black Monday", "Crash"!!! 🤔Now, nowhere to be seen...🤣
[+9] u/cryptohorn: Iran should say there is no meeting at market open
[+9] u/Ok-Nose29: Memory makers got sued today for conspiring to keep prices high if you're wondering what's happening
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: Investing in memory because panic sellers apparently keep forgetting this shit is volatile on its way up
[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: CALLS IT IS !!!!!
COCKMEAT SANDWICH FOR BERS
[+9] u/HeavyArmsJin: They see me buyin'
They dumpin'
[+9] u/powerboner: NVDA PLEASE have one of those magical 6% days that’s all I’m asking for 🥺
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Fun fact: the RAM & SSDs in my PC are now worth more than the entire cost of building my PC, when I built it in 2023.
[+9] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Anyone else currently in here to escape from work?
[+9] u/mrjacketman0303: I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
[+9] u/MaybeAsDumbAsYou: I bought MU at market open today 🙂 I belong here
[+9] u/silentoptions: We are about to violently wick back up
[+9] u/AlasKansastan: These hedge funds are such pieces of trash
Fuck you and your families. Fuck you
[+9] u/All_YourBase: The last 15 minutes were something.
[+9] u/Complex-Video-2202: Finally bought MRVL Calls before the dump
[+9] u/jd192739: 100th fake rotation into saas from semis
[+9] u/housemouse431: were in a bull trap within a bear trap within a larger bull trap inside of a longterm bull market that is topping.
[+9] u/OfficeLongjumping193: Just revenge traded on the V on SPY and went from -5k on the day to +800. Never again (until tmw lol)
[+9] u/Legendary-Lemon: MUtards were saying MU to $2000 a couple of days ago
[+9] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: oh god i've lost everything
[+9] u/NiceOwner: It’s my birthday today, made 1.5% I’m done for today. Have a wonderful day yall
[+9] u/LongroddMcHugendong: I’ve gotten absolutely skullfucked the last month -28%
[+9] u/FartPolluter: Retail complaining about manipulation when they funnelled $80 billion into musk's pockets is the height of retardation.
I mean nasdaq, musk, the banks, etc basically openly said "BTW we are completely changing all the rules for this stock"
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: MU you were the chosen one!!
You were supposed to bring balance to the... eh..
[+9] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Just trust me on this.
I'm gona gamble 200k on options so if i lose it, its all gone.
Amazon =250
Msft = 430
Meta = 610
In 2 weeks.
Thats free money. We go fly to san fran.
Meet zuck, satya and bezos. Do some fent. Legal weed brownies. Zombies of san fran. Pay a hooker to talk about Llm and win in life.
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Don’t forget to eat some breakfast before your adderall kicks in, retard
[+9] u/Background-Nothing71: Fuck I actually have to do work today
[+9] u/Ok-Nose29: It's funny the new Berkshire guy took like 3 weeks to buy Google at the top
[+9] u/taffy_laffy: Reminder again - Cathie Wood selling a stock is the signal to fucking buy because it's about to rocket to the moon.
Ask your AI if you're lazy. She is the Retarded Oracle.
[+9] u/SpruceJuice5: Market has identified that I have MU calls
[+9] u/AdOk3638: # Weekend over, war over, ber ports over. LMAO🤌
[+9] u/WSB_Dre: Everyone became Korean today
[+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Just submitted my request for a memory/storage mega pump
[+9] u/Samjabr: squeeze these nuts, you nerd
[+8] u/astromouse2024: Why the hell would anyone get into stocks just to sell EVERYTHING at the first little sign of a drop lol like fucking HOLD AND BUY MORE
[+8] u/No-Test-4028: Bers really thought they were gonna get a day today, didnt they
[+8] u/cbusoh66: The Cathie Wood Hit Streak Continues
https://www.investing.com/news/company-news/cathie-woods-ark-sells-iridium-and-robinhood-stock-buys-kodiak-ai-93CH-4736415
[+8] u/Fit-Employ3623: Mom converted my basement into a data center
[+8] u/Ervii: this definitely looks like SPY is gonna pull a titanic at open
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: 🎵 War, what is it good for? 🎵
🎵 The stock market 🎵
[+8] u/portbouncer5000: Hold these pre market gains RKLB 🙏
[+8] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: ASTS yeeting upwards in premarket
[+8] u/WarrenOfdiesel: What we think about ASTS today??
[+8] u/Connect_Piccolo6801: This WEN sht is so forced, smells like pump and dump bag holder trap
[+8] u/ASTS-investor: Asts just saying gunna miss its next run
[+8] u/rholt168: Can MU stop dicking around I need them back to 1180 for my calls
[+8] u/MrsEveryShot: haha losers AI will never come for my job (sandwich artist)
[+8] u/Sweet-Painter-2367: Micron is the most undervalued stock compared to these other names. Just buy calls on Micron and the memory names and chill.. it'll pay off in the end..
[+8] u/Historical-Cost1444: Team Rocket’s blasting off AGGAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNN
[+8] u/Any_Life_6178: I'll laugh so hard if PLTR rug pulls at open
[+8] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: 8 days till Elon gives all you 401k holders the bag
[+8] u/AssManKramerCosmo: No one believes that Iran requested the meeting.
[+8] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: The rug at open will be glorious.
[+8] u/Horror_Yam_9078: SPY stop messing around and go to 755 already.
[+8] u/A55BAG: Saylor has generated a ponzi scheme, which has another ponzi inside it. That is elite level financial engineering 👍
[+8] u/silverfutes: GF dumped me last night so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
[+8] u/ihopethisworksfornow: \>Market rises on middle east de-escalation
Ok but they de-escalated after an escalation that occurred \*after\* the markets closed last week.
That’s not a “de-escalation”.
[+8] u/PuzzledLeader8941: A week of pump would heal me
[+8] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: This is one of those days where SPY is already up 1% by open and you're like "it can't go any higher today, it's already up 1%! Time to full port puts!"
Except... it's probably going to be a 1.7-2% day because retards are going to either fomo or full port puts, pushing it higher.
[+8] u/Boraximus: MU looking like one of those bulls in spain ready to be unleashed
[+8] u/Ok_GAINZ: imagine still paying attention to Iran headlines
[+8] u/Bromine_Bro35: I don’t trust this pre-market
[+8] u/Boraximus: Need mr. president to say something about 100% tax exemption for american memory producers
[+8] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: “Do you expect me to sell at a loss?”
“No, Mr. Regard, I expect you to hold until they’re worthless”
[+8] u/Time_Independence355: boomer stock Charter mooning on rumors of SPCX collab was not in my cards.
[+8] u/Boraximus: Micron not drilling -10% is actually super bullish calls
[+8] u/Snoo-36555: Riley reid mandingo is the video you're looking good for
[+8] u/fire_alarmist: So its becoming exceedingly clear to all market participants that there is no ceasefire, there never was a ceasefire, we have been in an unmitigated war for months now and that oil is going to skyrocket since it was said weeks ago we only have weeks worth of oil in our reserves right?
Axios is some gov disinformation agency news psy op, based somewhere in virginia close to the pentagon. They are literally doing communist china shit and blocking all war related content from hitting the newsreel during market hours and releasing it on the weekends when market is closed and saying there is a "ceasefire" every monday. More like ceasereporting
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: Welcome back, hope everyone had a nice weekend war
[+8] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: How is $NVDA doing? I can't look
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: That was the dump bers, hope you enjoyed it
[+8] u/DarkOdysseyArts: SLS thank you. To all who doubted. Suck a fat one
[+8] u/Appropriate_One_4273: lol to those who think this is the end of the memory trade
[+8] u/vermilli21: Rotation back into the BAG7?
[+8] u/Fun_Investment1101: The daily thread ticker board is a complete clusterfuck, go back to just showing tickers
[+8] u/nocashflow_: really wish hood would stop sending me an email for every fuckin order update
[+8] u/Consistent-Stand-837: The beatings will continue until morale improves
[+8] u/Boraximus: Memory bros we can cope together if anyone is feeling bad like I am
[+8] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Someone hack the algos and remind them they’re supposed to buy MU and SNDK
[+8] u/ImperiousCretin: I am being butt pulled and rug fucked.
[+8] u/Samjabr: This all seems very orchestrated.
[+8] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: is the room in the bubble with us?
[+8] u/ATXPibble: Bought SPY puts. Watch them immediately lose 75% of value. Cry. Watch them claw back the losses. Watch them go up 50%. Sold like the little bitch that I am. Watch puts go to 300%. Cry.
[+8] u/bulrfuc: # LMAO who bought the top on MRVL last month 🫵🤡
[+8] u/uncsucks: Absolutely retarded V
[+8] u/SteakEater137: This market is such a fucking mess
[+8] u/NervousChemistry7401: No matter what, my 9-5 will never frustrate me this much or take my money. Truly regarded being the greater fool here for so long.
[+8] u/CryptoTAGod: for those of you mad you missed that memory "dip", don't worry, Korea will dump it another 7% for you tonight!
[+8] u/MaxEhrlich: “Watch as I now attempt to catch this falling knife.”
\-WSB
[+8] u/TrickyDickCheney: Congrats to anyone making money in this market.
[+8] u/Comfortable_Rock4513: Good thing I bought QQQ calls at the top 🤡
[+8] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: JUST IN: Microsoft stock is on pace for its worst month since 2008.
[+8] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Sorry 🐻gang. But i will join bols now we going back to ath🫡
[+8] u/PuzzledLeader8941: We are gonna pump so hard at noon 😫😫
[+8] u/Boraximus: Can you guys also sense the MONKEY pump coming to MU after the bell
[+8] u/pingoo26: Another day ...of volatility decay..but I'm not closing because there's no expiry date, it's a war of attrition. Cmon DRAM get your shit together.
[+8] u/Harp-Note: We have always been at peace with Westasia. Calls.
[+8] u/Even-Square-6246: Sorry guys I bought MU and Sandisk thats why it’s zigzag
[+8] u/JoocePop: This type of green doesn’t fade
[+8] u/MaxEhrlich: So I’m scared of todays/weeks market, according to the experts of yesteryears that means I should go all in on 0dte calls, right?
[+8] u/WarrenOfdiesel: Wallstreetsbets mentioned in Schwab news, what the helly
[+8] u/bananashakewithice: Remember the days when no one had any idea what was KOSPI
[+8] u/thrillho145: We had a month of red, let's do green now
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: Look at chart of stock you wanted to buy. Now buy it! Simple
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: WEN does youre shift start?
[+8] u/cgonz15: Holy shit still too early but hopefully the MAG7 is back
[+8] u/Sharp-Culture8840: What the actual f\*!
MU after delivering blockbuster earnings is bleeding
[+8] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Jesus christ,is it going all the way down?
[+8] u/Bochyat_Jaa: MU definitely said the N word there’s no other explanation
[+8] u/Cpryus: what the fkk this is so anti American, this is supposed to be bigly green week
[+8] u/CryptoTAGod: **MU HAS GIVEN BACK EVERY PENNY OF ITS EARNINGS PUMP, AND MORE!**
[+8] u/LiveMotivation: PDT has nothing to do with it
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Today one pf those days everything is up and HOT then several hours into market open it all heads south
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Microcuck continues to climb
That can't be a good sign
[+7] u/callsonreddit: Just woke up
Why memory red. It was green few hours ago
[+7] u/LiferagerX: Is this when institutions buy up MSFT and laugh at us
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: The global chip shortage was staged. Warehouses in Greenland are full of them. That’s why we are taking it over.
[+7] u/Snoo-36555: Tired of my wife using sex as a weapon I'm going to try to seduce her sister or mother
[+7] u/Boraximus: Why can’t Korean stocks move like 1-2% in a day? Why is it always either 15% up or 15% down
[+7] u/SteakEater137: **Trump announces Doha meeting with Iran; Tehran says nothing scheduled**
Just straight fake announcements over and over, it keeps working on this market somehow lol
[+7] u/DeathHips: SNDK and MU you already had your down day on Friday, what are you doing
[+7] u/Icy-Dimension2914: So MU earnings didn't matter for shit?
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Most manipulated market of all time
[+7] u/Koa876: Why do WSB mods hate Wendy's?
[+7] u/TheyCallMeCool1: This is either gonna flash crash or go up another 1%, no in-between
[+7] u/silentoptions: You guys fall for this every time. It’s going to absolutely flush dump at open
[+7] u/Embarrassed_Chain548: I need a solid 8% from you MU and a solid 28% from you Avgo
Pls pump you stupid fucks!
[+7] u/Aggravating-Curve755: ASTS JLEO €1bn appears to be secured
[+7] u/DufflebagJoe: I ain’t payin Iran no reparations on god dawg.
[+7] u/FireInTheRing: "Memory stocks on sale!!! 10% off"
They went up 2,000% in a few months
[+7] u/Mental_Diet1533: MSFT didnt dump.. There is a chance
[+7] u/-sakuranbo: The casino's closed on Friday again?? Not another long withdrawal weekend...
[+7] u/kingoftheoneliners: You guys better squeeze the fuck out of Wendy
[+7] u/A55BAG: Microslop green, fake pump
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Oh my he is so desperate on truth right now. This pump isn't going to hold
[+7] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Why the fuck is DRAM the only thing red
[+7] u/RussianSavage: !banbet MSFT 400 2 weeks
[+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: I’m now 90% sure the Qatar talks are not happening after 🥭 saying they are happening and Tehran requested it.
[+7] u/MrsEveryShot: my sack smells sour I should probably take a shower
[+7] u/dontslambro: 14 mins before futures open they agree to stop hostilities. This is like the 4th time they’ve done it under an hour til they open.
History books will be written in this manipulation.
[+7] u/Slvrg: MSTR up 8% but what about when the market opens and the people who actually knows how to read starts trading xD
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: All-time highs for the 250th birthday of America
[+7] u/Fun_Training4330: #remember kids, no margin no options and your journey would be problem free
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: Hey everybody idk if you heard about this micron company but I’m thinking we should get together and pump this one
[+7] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: What kind of fake news are we getting today?
[+7] u/PaulBaller24: Micron you limp dick fuck
[+7] u/jiggolo420: After they took the emojis, i had nothing left to lose
[+7] u/meh1526: please MU bug fucking V
[+7] u/widerdog: Rotation from MU to Roblox
[+7] u/Resident_Plum5581: Why MU ded? I thought earnings were legendary.
[+7] u/silentoptions: Imagine not having air conditioning 😂😂😂😂😂
[+7] u/SarcasticTrumpet: No seriously do we have to pretend this is real?
[+7] u/ProudRaccoon4653: "Market soars as 🥭 announces the 41st concept of a plan for a meeting to discuss a ceasefire to begin negotiations on an agreement to end the war."
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: These MU calls were very expensive when I bought them
[+7] u/big_chestnut: im going to lose everything because i fomoed into mu how is this even possible the sock was vertical
[+7] u/Mr60SPX: They say you can’t time the market but I don’t think that is true from my experience.
I have great timing when entering and having the position immediately move against me.
[+7] u/jiggolo420: Nvda trying to go red so hard
[+7] u/AlasKansastan: That’s some of the most coward, low down shit I’ve ever seen.
Fuck all of you hedge fund cockroaches
This market is a fucking joke
Fuck you me
[+7] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I bought samdisk calls at top AMA
[+7] u/Difficult-Present242: I know a ton of you bought MU at the top
[+7] u/davidbigham: NVDA sucks dick . 🤷♂️
[+7] u/uncorrelatedgambling: S&P 500 acting like penny stock on a brink of bankrupt
[+7] u/FinePerformance1046: MU you saved us the other day and we appreciate you but this just isn’t funny
[+7] u/pseudo_rockstar: Ngl this is fucking retarded
[+7] u/Gom_KBull: # BOLS LMAO
# 😂🤣💩🫵🤡🤡
[+7] u/nordik1: it literally can’t V
3rd broken attempt
[+7] u/MICT3361: It’s a self fulfilling prophecy. We said there was an AI bubble so we went ahead and popped it to be sure
[+7] u/andsto2: Mu currently might be the best deal in stock market history
[+7] u/nordik1: MU and SNDK shares boys what’s the play?
we panic selling and cutting our losses or diamond handing to bankruptcy?
[+7] u/USMCActiveToReserve: We are pumping soon, I can feel it.
[+7] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Bro memory/semi are down due to June rebalancing for sovereign funds, but 1st week of July tech go up 90% of the time .
[+7] u/CryptoTAGod: amazing V, now MU is only down 7% after being down 7% on Friday! take that bers!
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: nothing like getting V blasted on monday morning
[+7] u/Accurate-Letter-546: SPY pumps to get you then traps you and does a rugpull then you sell at a loss and it reverses back up.
LMAO
[+7] u/RockinOutCockOut: I'm too scared
Is this V going to collapse as soon as I buy into it
[+7] u/404MoralsNotFound: Imagine panic selling your calls at the bottom, only for them to recover, and now fomo buy back into them, only for them to dump again soon.
[+7] u/michaelis999: lmao bers had their 5 minutes of happiness back to the dumpsters you fucking bozos
[+7] u/Distinct_Agent287: I need that micron v to be generational for me to have even a little will to live left
[+7] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Overtraded ... again.
[+7] u/InIce1234: from bag 7 to chad 7 within one weekend
easy for bulls
[+7] u/Space_Miner6: The worst part are the Algos not letting a healthy 70-80% drop happen
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: welcome to the rat race market. chase the cheese little ratty
[+7] u/904Funk: the option volatility is fun to watch
[+7] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: I sure wanna buy some calls, but something just doesn't feel right.
[+7] u/hallett21: The Hormuz yearns for a deal.
[+7] u/Snowman33001: Somebody call mom, the algos are confused again.
[+7] u/kumako10: I lose more than I make with options. I think I should stop
[+7] u/Daweism: Accumulating for next dump lol, so obvious
[+7] u/Syllabub_Visual: BREAKING NEWS: the Supreme Court will NOT let mango fire the fed governor. The dumbass press secy is gonna freak out. Feels like this is a bullish signal so buy calls…
[+7] u/Distinct_Agent287: I know that no V for micron is coming, but I can't let go of copium
[+7] u/GloomyMembership4197: RKLB + Iridium = basically SpaceX at this point.
And at 50B market cap, that is a steal!
To be completely on par with SpaceX, they just need to acquire Reddit.
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Easiest memory calls I’ve ever seen lmao
[+7] u/Distinct_Agent287: Good effort by MU but not quite the generational V I need
[+7] u/oknBagholding: Mu pumps only if msft is red
[+7] u/ajibtunes: I’m a nobody when I’m not high on coke 😞
[+7] u/Goblin6777: Dear Trump, I am not tired of winning.
[+7] u/Exotic_Attorney2524: Just put my life savings into puts on Snapchat
[+7] u/Latter-Button-: What on earth are SNDK and MU doing today?
[+7] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Somebody tell soydisk to go up
[+7] u/yahooms: # June 29th, I gotta get in shape now, too much sitting has ruined my body, too much abuse has gone on for too long; from now on, it'll be 50 push ups each morning. 50 pull ups.
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: This market is back to retarded theta fuck horseshit mode. 720-750 range until literally the heat death of the universe
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: People trying to sue micron, haha getting desperate
[+7] u/CheapHero91: no doubt micron will go to 2k
[+7] u/RisingSerpent222: Secretly hoping one day I lose all my money so I can move on with my life
[+7] u/PablosCocaineHippo: Cause she's got a... GREAT AS T S
- Al Pacino, Heat 1995
[+7] u/Hour-Bag-8426: so SPCX is a scam, but WEN pump is divine intervention?
[+7] u/Rich_Wafer_5386: Greatest gift of all time pulling money out of garbage memory stocks with gains and putting them into our favorite companies down massively at all-time low valuations.
[+7] u/Mr_Pongo: Is space back on the menu?
[+7] u/Competitive_Ride: When she posts a pic with her mom and the mom is hotter
[+7] u/hayleybts: I feel like a fool for not holding any SPY calls
[+7] u/BlackberryJolly4830: I’m not pulling out of DRAM until SK Hynix lists on nasdaq, it will definitely balance out what ever the Korean market got going on
[+7] u/massmaster66: MU worth it at 1127?
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: Wow saylor officially approved selling bitcoin this morning…the “never sell” guy finally found the sell button 😂
[+7] u/darkspherei: retails gonna get smoked on this fake pump
[+7] u/ADynes: The fact so many of you have your brokerage connected to the app and that WEN is the lead bullish stock is genuinely terrifying in multiple ways.
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 🥭 trying to pump our bags .. it’s not working anymore. They dumping it on us.
[+7] u/ideletedmyaccount04: I am upset that I wasn't more aggressive on Friday. Congrats to everyone who went all in on friday close. I was a coward.
[+7] u/empty-bensen: Of course MSFT was gonna pump when it was under 350. Some of you regards are acting like this was a surprise.
[+7] u/Jobless-Dev: Bought 730p spy you guys can rest easy now.
Either load the 11 am dump or I dump to 0
[+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: WHY DO I HEAR THE SAXOPHONES IN THE DISTANCE?
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: Rip Michael Saylor enjoy prison
[+7] u/PhotoSpheres: I’ve lost so much money on MU and Sandisk this year, I feel like I’m living some sick joke
[+7] u/vermilli21: Imagine buying 739c and not selling at open
[+7] u/BoomerSharkBoy: I have to check WSB for the latest market news
[+7] u/Snoo-36555: As a mu bull i will never ever financially recover from this.
[+7] u/OkResponsibility2470: Memory dumping over lawsuit on price fixing
[+7] u/StatementWide8309: I FUCKIN FORGOT TO GET INTO THOSE PUTS
[+7] u/trolception: MU lower than before the blowout earnings...
[+7] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Made $240 for the day. I'm done. See you kings tomorrow!
[+7] u/neatrick173: Might as well call me Aladdin cause I’m getting rugged so hard!
[+7] u/Altair82: bers would still somehow lose money
[+7] u/rottenfence: Bers seem extra sensitive this morning
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Sounds like you're 30 going on 60, get your shit together.
[+7] u/SomePolack: You might’ve made some bad trades but at least you didn’t long 🌽
[+6] u/No-Clerk7943: RKLB ready for take off!
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: Like fucking clockwork peace deal back on
[+6] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: MU, we were on the verge of greatness, we were this close
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Lmao @ Ford rehiring their former engineers, to fix AI created quality issues 💀
[+6] u/Born_Purchase_1485: GOOG earnings run up starts today
[+6] u/hiphopanonomos: Uh oh memory bulls finally decide to take profits after being up 3,000,000%
[+6] u/lamechud: Wendy's bag holders talking about fundamentals, its over.
[+6] u/COOL_IG12: https://preview.redd.it/unlx6ba4b8ah1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8a10197f59d41b5ec9c4044b76f0dc2d8b35c5
WTF IS THIS?
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: Wait until the Koreans hear about this
[+6] u/UnholyTrigon: Some dumbass really tied our stock market to South Korea. Now our shit falls when theirs does
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: MU needs to go up 100 for my break even 🪦
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Sandisk pls moon I beg
[+6] u/MLJ555: WW3: SPY -0.17%
WW3 postponed: +2% shrek dong
[+6] u/Suspicious-Leg9485: Bers gonna get it without the lube today
[+6] u/FartPolluter: lol if MU red and everything green, welcome to the last 3 months for everyone else flash memory bois
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: The weekend goes by too fast bruh *fuck*
[+6] u/KissMyRichard: ASTS is the move.
We had the gay Frank Reynolds guy whining about it over the weekend to mark the bottom as he usually does.
[+6] u/TreGet234: In times of uncertainty it's important to hold recession proof safe havens to give your portfolio the bedrock it needs to survive crises. That bedrock is DRAM.
[+6] u/claytondpark: Sup with mstr? Did Saylor step down or something??
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: This must be the end of the road for these fake rallies the way 🥭 is spamming the Tweets.
Like he's trying to pump so he can exit his positions before attacks resume?
[+6] u/Dyce10x: Do you guys actually have jobs?
[+6] u/nocashflow_: Spy 745 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
[+6] u/GloomyMembership4197: RKLB buys Iridium, RIP starlink?
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: So Witless and Kush Kush are going to Doha?
Like all of a sudden there's a meeting in Doha that just happened to occur right after attacks traded back and forth
?
That's cute, actually. Which one will pretend to be Iran?
Also, has anything actually improved in the economy or has the AI sector shown new breakthroughs other than "give us more money and we spend more money"?
Puts on this Malarkey.
[+6] u/ryanpaulowenirl: Speculation in Japanese news that ASTS has won a huge government contract in Japan. That shits going to explode
[+6] u/throwaway09234023322: Bers so fuk. Hahahahahaha
[+6] u/far-canal-: DRAM looking good right now
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: Some of y’all better wait until 9:45am et before doing any trade.
[+6] u/oknBagholding: Beware of the algo profit take at 940am lol
[+6] u/AwkwardNovel7: pump is back on the menu
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: MU has become a boomer stock
[+6] u/Boraximus: MU is green the village is eating tonight.
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: Friday | War 🔥
Sunday Night | Cease Fire in time for market open
This Morning | Meeting tomorrow in Doha just in time for taco 🌮 Tuesday 😤
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: Too many bers in here
[+6] u/Bizonistic: Mango: Iran begged for a talk
Translation: I~~ran~~ begged for a talk
[+6] u/EndOfMuricanEmpire: We out of oil. Out of memory. Out of chips $38T in debt, but the “greatest economy” ever. Mmmmkay
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Hey guys I know mu had great earnings report less than a week ago and most of you might not want to hear this...but that company is basically done, i wouldn't be surprised if you get the bankruptcy announcement soon
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: NEWS: Fears of war
SPY:-0.2%
NEWS: peace in the middle east
SPY:+2%
[+6] u/Chlo-Motion: Excuse me guys why is the thumb drive stock not pumping +7% today
[+6] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Thank god I sold those puts I bought at open for a profit, I would've been FUCKED
[+6] u/poooRch_mk7: We all playing puts today?
[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: The demand for chips is so unfathomable, south korea to invest 1.2 trillion into chips/ai data centres, Samsung, SK hynix to build a 500+ billion chip plant....I understand that means more supply...but it still isn't enough.....and you are selling MU and SNDK?? This is called a buying opportunity ladies and gentlemen.
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: Selling for a loss. Business as usual this morning.
[+6] u/peterpeer9: I have 4 minutes to make $52,000.
[+6] u/myboywears: Desperate raggedy bears
[+6] u/ez399017: MU really is the next Nvidia lmao
[+6] u/yayaya888: Very good morning to buy SNDK calls 👹
[+6] u/DragonSlayer626: People really overreacting to this MU dump.
[+6] u/Salt_Contract342: Dumbass meme or not, redhead girl is doing it haters.
[+6] u/SignificantRip8239: it's Monday
i open my port
see -97%
check msft, meta, and they are green again
that explains it
[+6] u/Marcellouss: fuck this shitty market. 10% swing
[+6] u/hiphopanonomos: Everything selling off wtf
[+6] u/Keenanyu: NVDA is edging its 6th red day in a row
[+6] u/dune2350: Micron end of month reshuffling and antitrust bs. Buy some calls tomorrow and see what July brings.
[+6] u/turtleofgirth: ok, i sold my put, time to V
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: Maybe the real memory stocks were the friends we made along the way :) (My port is down 15% already today)
[+6] u/alldayidreamofdollas: I would DCA but I’m homeless now
[+6] u/Non-mon-xiety: Goddammit my ORCL put is skyrocketing and I only bought one contract
[+6] u/diunay_lomay_a: MU dumping like it's going out of business
[+6] u/Abe2025: Ive never witnessed a rigged market as big as this one in my entire life
[+6] u/Crobay: Welp sold those puts too early
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Sandisk has to moon I’m so
Fucked lmao
[+6] u/callsonreddit: Sitting on cash maybe the genius move
I just been playing games and chatting with the new girl all day lolll
[+6] u/Upper-Difficulty660: fuck it .................I'm selling NVDA and buying a lemonade stand
[+6] u/Common_Ad_3059: Dam everything is dumping we're cooked boys
[+6] u/Bumst3r: S&P500 +0.14%. SPY +0.62% 🤔
[+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: Microcock go up you piece of shit loser ass stock
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: i just need one V and i promise ill never do it again
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Anyone else holding samdisk calls in deep red
[+6] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: I sold AMZN and NFLX for NVDA last week, i belong here
[+6] u/potsmokinsocialist: Going back to my job because there’s more money there at this point.
[+6] u/kalllllllllllllll: Wtf happened??? Everything was green premarket lmao
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: That was a scary shakeout even as a dip buyer I got a little scared lol
[+6] u/desilent: My mental can’t handle these swings anymore I sold everything and just put some money into MAG7 see you in half a year
[+6] u/Boraximus: Ok I’m gonna diamond hand this MU shit fuck it
[+6] u/suizman: wtf are this psychopathic swings in 15 min? 🫣
[+6] u/YardComprehensive215: This V can't be trusted
[+6] u/enc-nyc: Totally normal market
[+6] u/guy_cloutier: Made 2k scalping SOXL. Now time to GTFO, throw my phone in the garbage, and take a walk to the park.
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: This game is dumb I don’t want to play anymore.
[+6] u/YardComprehensive215: Rug pull coming again?
[+6] u/poozyfloor: Why the heck does it take several days for check deposits to clear? This is 2026.
[+6] u/-sakuranbo: Tomorrow is payday for Americans.
That means more regards buying WEN.
Need the price to touch 7.5 briefly so I can enter a credit spread...
[+6] u/Background-Nothing71: Told myself I wouldn't candle GOON today, but here I am like a fucking retardo just watching green and red sticks on my screen.
[+6] u/more_aero: Puts right here, right?
[+6] u/ratbaby86: "buy the dip" was basic psyop marketing to urge everyone here to be bagholders for MM. good luck, yall.
[+6] u/cgonz15: We are ping ponging from "its so over" to "we are so back" today lmaooo
[+6] u/MustardQuenelle: never trusting premarket ever again
[+6] u/Funny_Assistant4222: The market is done once they removed that pdt rule it has gone to shit because people who held are just swapping in and out of stocks all the time. Don’t kid yourself they only removed it to benefit them
[+6] u/callsonreddit: Caught the dip, sold and broken even from today's losses
Satisfied
[+6] u/Latter_Smoke_3767: What’s the actual play today guys
[+6] u/OnlyBols: Wat a wild morning fellas
[+6] u/skychief99: Dumb ass Saylor selling corn to buy back stock. Someone needs to tell this tard that's not how share buybacks work. That's like me saying I'm going to sell my tires to help pay for my car.
[+6] u/RisingSerpent222: Watching my life’s work, hope and dreams vanishing in front of my eyes
[+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: It’s written in the stars and foretold by prophets, $MSFT must close red.
[+6] u/SteakEater137: Once the oil from the special reserves stops flowing this bipolar market is going to have a heart attack. With all these day to day wild swings it's obvious nothing at all is priced in lol
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: short squeeze deez nuts you fucking nerd bot
[+6] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: And there it goes. MSFT back in red lol... This thing just simply can't string together green days now, can it?
[+6] u/JudgmentCharming355: WTF MSFT!!!!! I hate you
[+6] u/stonksf: Msft -3% today easily
[+6] u/E39_CBX: How much longer can oil be held down? Isn’t Cushing at minimums?
[+6] u/CDR57: I miss u/visualmod and their witty comebacks :( the new bots are faceless and pussy-less
[+6] u/MuhGinCall: The Chinese are providing military grade AI for free that can run on Casio digital watch ⌚️ and you’re wondering where your calls are gone
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: RIP Bear Market: June 29, 2026 9:53am - June 29, 2026 10:15am.
Gone to soon </3
[+6] u/Single_Guarantee9545: HOLY SHIT, IS MSFT LITERALLY THE BIGGEST POS SCAM STOCK ON THE MARKET RIGHT NOW! SEND IT TO $0 ALREADY AND GET IT OVER WITH!
[+6] u/Sp0kenTruth: SPY $730Puts . .THANK ME LATER
[+6] u/EngineerElectrical73: So I when my calls are up I do not feel like I have actually won money, but when they are down I feel like I have lost...Is that how life is supposed to be?
[+6] u/bigfan49: My manager just got fired for getting a DWI, guess who just earned a promotion
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Need a shrek green cock on SNDK
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: How will you be paying today for the rimjob service sir?
Half cash / half stock
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Microsoft hasn't had a green day since Bill Clinton was the president LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Schytzo: Can 738 not be cancer please ffs
[+6] u/GrondForGondor: My paper trading is better than my real trading
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Regards here :: Msft drops to 350 -> MSFT is dead! Fuck copilot! Msft jumps to 380 -> OMG should have bought the dip. Msft is not going anywhere! MSFT drops back to 372 -> Worst company ever! Fuck msft! Gates is a pdf!
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Pump it now that im a bull 😍
[+6] u/Milksteak_Sandwich: Bought both MU and SNDK at a 7% discount. ASTS and RKLB both pumping today.
Canada day Wednesday and 250 year independence day for my USA bros! BULLISH AF!!!! LETS PARTY!!
[+6] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: For something that never comes true, sure have a sense of humour calling it ‘Futures’
[+6] u/drakilian: Alright MSFT, I know you really really want to, but let's not gap down 2% on market open okay? You can't just keep using the same move every time, it gets stale, have to keep things interesting.
[+6] u/Fit_Service8662: You guys thought the war would last from Friday post-market to today? Wars are only allowed during weekends.
[+6] u/ReferenceFunny7142: Thinking an SLS halt today
[+6] u/No-Passage2436: Btc is telling u all u need to know abt future liquidity
[+6] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Ben Shapiro looking to IPO for Daily Wire lmfao.
Absolute whiny little bitch 🤡
[+6] u/miguelramimimi: Micron Sale today. Aaaaand bought.
[+6] u/True_Job_7845: Pride celebrations are over, back to regularly scheduled printing.
[+6] u/cl0udNinja: MSFT come on bro come on what is this shit
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Once memory gains momentum back it’s over for bers
[+6] u/SomePolack: Up 210% long DFTX
Only had to hold it for 7 years LMAO
[+6] u/SomePolack: Supreme court going off today, that V might be thanks to Lisa Cook not getting fired
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: How long will you guys give MU to hit your target price before considering that the cycle top is done?
[+6] u/Samjabr: YEN so cheap, I'm thinking about taking a trip to Japan and buying a wife 🤔
[+6] u/PRguy82: If you bought SLS 3 months ago you are already up 300%. 8 months ago, you are up 600%. A year ago up over 1000%.
[+6] u/MatthewGTX: If I just bought a stock but then it goes down, that means that I need to buy more of it
[+6] u/Crazy-Pickle-7412: I wouldn't be surprised if they dump this and pin us at last week's levels. It's gotten seriously bad since they removed PDT....
[+6] u/FaythDarkHeart: Bad day to fomo into space again, should've held my calls from Friday but profit is profit....
Software calls at open?
[+6] u/Game3k: MRVL resuming moon mission to $400 and then $1T
[+6] u/taffy_laffy: the signal to sell it all is when you finally see crypto mooning again for no reason - it'll be a rotation to milk every drop of retail liquidity before we eventually sell off to new lows on rate hikes.
[+6] u/powerboner: Aaaaand it’s gone. FUCK YOU NVDA
[+6] u/orcassharks: Premarket should be banned
[+6] u/bandersnatch_97: Wendy (my highest conviction position) is the only thing red in my portfolio. WTF are you guys doing
[+6] u/ateranol: Every Friday is now red on anticipation of the weekend war. Every Monday is now green on celebration of the weekly peace deal.
[+6] u/JugoShvili: Dump scheduled for 10 or 11 today?
[+6] u/hioman01: MU saved the market last Thursday and now is abandoned LMAO
[+6] u/more_aero: Is this going to be one of those +1.5% to -1.5% days
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: You guys are so cooked man
[+6] u/_Chadl_: Any chance yall can buy more WEN so I don’t get margin called
[+6] u/DulyDully: Without Semis/AI how long would the US market been flat for? Are we red over the last 3 years without them?
[+6] u/Hour-Bag-8426: Diversification: Half your port dies, so half your port lives, and you exist at break even or small loss into perpetuity
[+6] u/Boraximus: my MU looking like coca cola stock out here
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Oh look at that fucking rugged again
[+6] u/silentoptions: Bers 15 minutes of fame are over, back to 739
[+6] u/enc-nyc: That's all because you didn't visit presidents fair!
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Like clockwork. Mengo posting that Iran is requesting a meeting just before market open. Embarrassingly obvious
[+6] u/MLJ555: MU baggies being created in real time
[+6] u/cow_grass: Fighting the urge to full port puts
[+6] u/Fit-Frosting-7144: Market forcing Donnie to give up on the war. Nobody's smarter than the market.
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: MU
"Just some healthy profit taking"
"Yeah it went down 10% but it ran up like 200%"
"Just shaking out the last of the non-believers before we moon"
"Oh fuck."
[+6] u/ArchicadMaster: it's about to drop again unfortunately
[+6] u/fenstapuza: Should've studied burger science instead
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: $MU $DRAM $SNDK $QQQ $SPY
Report: Lenovo has signed long-term contracts for storage products from Micron, Samsung, and SK Hynix
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: “Filed in the Northern District of California, the complaint names 17 plaintiffs — a mix of individuals and small businesses — who claim the three chipmakers conspired to keep commodity DRAM artificially scarce in order to inflate prices, according to [Wccftech](https://wccftech.com/samsung-sk-hynix-and-micron-now-face-a-us-federal-class-action-lawsuit-).”
Oh fuck off
[+6] u/DeathHips: MU and SNDK please, I finally bought calls
[+6] u/corndog_messiah: RIP BER MARKET 9:50 - 10:15 am
[+5] u/Boraximus: Lovely new thread, now let’s pump memory stocks
[+5] u/Jets237: Wooo let’s celebrate like we won the war again
[+5] u/Soy_tu_papi_: Stonks only go UP, MSFT only go down
[+5] u/annoyed_meows: I just clogged the toilet. It's gonna be a good day!
[+5] u/SnickersTheDog: hot and juicy redhead
[+5] u/Prolapse_leakage: ASTS and RKLB. Ty for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/hayleybts: PLEASE ASTS WAIT FOR ME, STAY STRONG TILL OPEN
[+5] u/No-Clerk7943: holy RKLB shooting a green candle up my asshole
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: Happy July 4th stock rally week!
It's an analog of Santa Claus rally in Winter!
Goldman Sachs expect good earnings Q2 season!
[+5] u/Historical-Cost1444: This is your daily reminder to not be 🌈🐻
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: https://preview.redd.it/bcm7w88tm7ah1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c4a96ee359ddfc6cff233dbb235a51dc2314837
[+5] u/Solar_burner1: Will RKLB hold the premarket gains? Can someone with a crystal ball let me know?
[+5] u/SnickersTheDog: WEN is really cleaning up their act. they don't allow homeless in their restrooms in the bay area anymore which is amazing. Of course, it means more poop on the sidewalk but most of us around here have a pair of poop shoes we walk around the city with, and switch into a nicer pair when we get close to our destination. A lot of restaurants even have little cubbies for the poop shoes so you don't need to take them to your table.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: 🥭 spamming oil price and peace talks on his truth. Situation probably not that great if he’s spamming shit
[+5] u/wrongrobertpatrick: WDC price target raised to 900
[+5] u/Boraximus: I wanna believe in the MU pump bros….
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: starting to turn bullish on corn, too many regards trying ti short under 60k
[+5] u/fish_: gm to call buyers only
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Rklb bags getting lighter
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: "He sold?" kind of vibes today
[+5] u/sck178: "US and Iran halt strik... Oops nevermind"
[+5] u/hayleybts: WEN is scheduled for PUMP today
[+5] u/ScrewChaseBank: CORN guys… honestly has the stock market absolutely crushing high valuations recently not crushed your CORN thesis. Corn has no actual value, when companies like service now or SOFI go down 50% due to p/e’s getting squeezed don’t you say “wow this dog shit asset that does nothing is probably not safe?”
[+5] u/kemar7856: Euro Poor's don't believe in AC
[+5] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: Axios “Peace talks going well” pumping Monday mornings is just a weekly occurrence at this point 😂
[+5] u/Livid_Engineering_30: But the Iran conflict, but the Iran conflict, nobody cares
[+5] u/TruChains: Memory taking a beating
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: We're green yet I am red. Thanks Obama
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: Crazy rotation from one sector back to the other LMAO this is insane
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Circuit breaker for Koreans tomorrow again
[+5] u/Lucky-Ambassador8285: Just locked in a hinge date. Bullish.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU is the party bro everyone likes and then he has a few too many and says "hey you guys wanna see something cool?" and then jumps straight off a roof, breaks his legs and ruins the whole night
[+5] u/ContributorZero: If tech crashes at least let’s take bitcoin down with us please.
[+5] u/TheRayATL: Well got no choice but to hold these calls and hope for a crazy pump
[+5] u/Top-Fig845: Aaaaand overnight gains have officially gone
[+5] u/Ok-Astronomer-2498: Sorry guys I crashed the market with my 2 shares
of san disk
[+5] u/heikici: Samsung and SK Hynix announce investments in Korea and MU is tanking? Is this globalization?
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
[+5] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: Is MSFT going to have another green day?
[+5] u/k3mpk3mp: had 6000 SLS shares a few months back and sold break even. Do I get back in now? Or is that just retarded FOMO
[+5] u/inteczarr: movie idea: 50 first dates and also every day is a red day
[+5] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: Comcast going nuts, shorts scrambling to cover
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: THIS IS $**MSFT** WEEK I CAN FEEL IT
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: $742 today and $750 tomorrow
[+5] u/Boraximus: Can we get some of that pump for MU please
[+5] u/brute-forced: Tell everyone going into white-collar work that they’ve made a huge mistake and should back out of their degree programs and instead go to trade school for electrical or plumbing work, so that in 5 to 10 years we have no new white-collar workers, only plumbers and electricians. Then when someone needs a spreadsheet, they’ll have to call a plumber to fix it.
[+5] u/Special_Attitude8471: i won't give specifics, but if a certain leather jacket wearing man can't get a certain largest company ever to cross a certain 2 hundred dollar threshold and then some by this time next year i may be in a bit of a pickle.
[+5] u/CryptoTAGod: expectations: MUUUUUUNNNN
reality: MUcrosoft
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: WEN just edging you guys.
[+5] u/Lucky-Ambassador8285: Value investors rejoicing
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: Memories getting punished like the shortage ended 😭
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: Memory gang freaking out, MicroBigDickSoft is UP.
Things are getting back to normal.
[+5] u/Square-Quote-5130: Everybody sell everything its happening
[+5] u/Acslates11: Either fight or fuck cmon
[+5] u/Priceplayer: MSFT lets get $400 by EOM
[+5] u/Samjabr: CNNC needs to stop with the comcast spin-off story.
No one gives a shit
[+5] u/jfwelll: We are so backkkk
-17% on the month 🫠
[+5] u/404MoralsNotFound: Gap up into a rug pull into a recovery. End of day, nobody wins.
[+5] u/Substantial-Equal-62: Last time to get into RKLB at this price...
[+5] u/Waste-Milk2716: Of course Wendy’s goes below $8 once Robinhood opens shorting
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: dear WEN bols, I apologize for my actions. there is no excuse.
[+5] u/AdditionalMany1292: It also got pumped as well
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Taking a dump this morning so the market doesn't have to.
You're welcome.
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: They're going to make a movie about this war, and its going to be called Groundhogs Day 2.
[+5] u/Benromaniac: Space X is not worth over two trillion. Maybe 600-800b
Tools sucking Elon’s knob
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: Once Bitcorn hits 55k I’m selling everything I have. Don’t think I’ll get a lower price than that
[+5] u/DragonRoostHouse: I'm so glad I held HOOD.
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Can’t trust anything when msft is green
[+5] u/Samjabr: CNBC is spending about 45 minutes out of every hour talking about Comcast. A company almost no one gives a shit about.
[+5] u/Dyce10x: If 🥭 can keep his toddler mouth shut for one week we’d be at 760. Anyone got a pacifier?
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: HOLY SHIT RKLB, THANK YOU I BOUGHT YOU BACK AGAIN IN THE 80S NOW I'LL HOLD YOU FOREVER
[+5] u/spreadbetfred: Europoors believe in AC deep down, they just can’t afford it lmao
[+5] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: everything will be red except WEN
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: https://wccftech.com/samsung-sk-hynix-and-micron-now-face-a-us-federal-class-action-lawsuit-for-colluding-to-bring-about-a-rampocalypse/
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: I’m a memory/semis bag holder
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: NVDA has really lost it's MOJO... not sure if its in the chip or Hyperscaler camp....
[+5] u/EntrepreneurOne437: MRVL and AVGO looking good for leaps
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: Ban all Korea related products until they stop dumping our markets
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: REAKING: Michael Saylor’s Strategy reveals it may sell up to $1,250,000,000.00 of Bitcoin.
ROFL.."only 32 bitcoin"
tip of iceberg. back to 10k this year
[+5] u/Worth-Razzmatazz-747: lets close the gap....then rip back up
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Too many 🌮 gave the market violent diarrhea
[+5] u/Qnjua: Sorry Chat I bought Calls Let me sell them really quick.
[+5] u/Soy_tu_papi_: My dump this morning was bigger than SNDK’s
[+5] u/Black_Label_36: Micron! NOOOOOOOOOO!
[+5] u/razeusv2: Funny how AMD has been ripping until the exact moment I buy some shares a few weeks ago. Shit's a joke man.
[+5] u/SignificantRip8239: WEN will never hit 8 again.
How do i know this?
i'm a professional bagholder
[+5] u/tiger1191: insiders would like to say "thank you" for the massive memory dump
[+5] u/unexceptiontotherule: Today is not a V day, it’s a W day
[+5] u/Resident_Plum5581: Microsoft calls. It's time.
[+5] u/delicious_oppai: Bag7 ain't saving the day. 732 close
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: MU is starting to believe. Fk you POS go back the fk up
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: lmao MSFT was that one stock that got me to never do individual stocvks again. i just wanna actually shoot that fucking stock
[+5] u/SWIM707: Buying the dip when americans dump at open has turned me into a euromiddleclass from a europoor, thank you good americans
[+5] u/victoryboiiTCG: Intern who does the headlines for news outlets are on cruise control with the Friday “ ceasefire violated,” Monday “peace talks back” loop
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Bro I am sick of these Indians working for Deloitte. And not racially, I just mean *nationally*. It’s irritating to me I can hardly understand them and their whole job is implementing complicated shit for American teams.
Off-shoring this shit so I’m dealing with someone in the middle of the night in Mumbai I can hardly understand first thing Monday morning doing UAT for a new software implementation is infuriating and should be illegal lmao
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: You really gonna go down on me again MU?
[+5] u/Mrsir300: It’s crazy how unaware of the market most people are. I have a boomer family member with mid 6 figures in their account and I remember asking them how it was doing during liberation day. They log in shrug and go “wow it’s down a good bit today” and then close the app and carry on lol
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: You really think somebody would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
[+5] u/kill-devil-films: Whenever I feel like gambling on a new stock, I just think of that scene from Vegas Vacation. “How about you give me half the money you were gonna spend. We’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts and we’ll call it a day.”
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Bears the kind of people that see foreigners enjoying America while visiting for the world cup, and are big mad about it.
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: RKLB remembers it’s an actual legit company and not that ScamX bullshit??? No way. Selling the second this shit goes back over $100
[+5] u/Bravadette: Not this bullshit again.
[+5] u/xeuropa: I’ve been saying it for a while: RKLB is going to single-handedly retire me. This Iridium acquisition is absolutely monumental. Peter Beck isn’t building a launch company anymore he’s building a space empire🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: msft dead cat bounce berfore running down to 300
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: I think first 30 min red, then hulk
[+5] u/TheSauce69: I'll suck off Jensen in a leather jacket if we see NVDA $200 today
[+5] u/bigfan49: Buy MU 4000 calls and then enjoy retirement
[+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: The battle for 739/740 has begun
Bulls win = 742/745
Bears win = 732/735
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Hate myself for buying sandisk calls
[+5] u/Red_Zone_Broly: I was promised that if MU & semis go down, the whole market goes down.....
[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: Why isn’t MRVL going up? Don’t they know they’re the next trillion dollar company? Are they retarded?
[+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: Time to burn everyone with 740C's and 735P's
[+5] u/PocaMadre69: Sell every rip you fuccin idiot
Fuck you bulls enjoy hating the next two years
[+5] u/avsfan0829: INTC headed back to 80?
[+5] u/silentoptions: Bers about to be singing the blues
[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: 09:25:17 'Samsung, SK hynix, And Micron Sued Over Alleged DRAM Price Fixing Amid Record Memory Costs — Lawsuit Claims Coordinated HBM Shift Was Cover To Curtail DDR3 And DDR4 Production' - Tom's Hardware
Wow the Koreans are pissed about getting eliminated at the WC
[+5] u/PROMlSED: wtf why is SPY taking a dirt nap
[+5] u/Desperate_Seesaw4890: HOLY SHIT I WAS RIGHT
[+5] u/orcassharks: It’s all because MSFT had a little bit of green this morning.
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: 10:30 pump really needs to hurry the fuck up
[+5] u/Slow-Information-847: This market is fundamentally broken. The highest valued companies have the highest volatility in the market. It is going to bankrupt everyone
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Bols lost a +1% lead lmao
[+5] u/MLJ555: Bulls were popping the champagne and celebrating early
Can barely crack +1%
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Wtf all my positions are punping. This usually happens just before the rug
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: worst case scenario, cat food isnt that bad once you get used to it
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: Bought a 760c for July 10 expiry, should I sell now or hold?
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Bull trap within the next 18 minutes.
[+5] u/Left-Signature-5250: So buy the MU dip now?
[+5] u/FreshMix4305: FUCK WHEN DO I ENTER MU
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: MSFT back to its old ways. Racing to 0 as quickly as it can
[+5] u/glasshalfdipped: I decided to cash out my MU gains and never look back. I’d rather not take anymore risks with how crazy the market has been
[+5] u/ateranol: MSFT is just getting bogged down by all the bagholders waiting to get out
[+5] u/Dizzy-Monk-: MSFT being a little punk yo. I’m boutta swing on this kid
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: Did Koreans finally realize theirs a buy option on stocks ?
[+5] u/jacked2datitz: Bears dont deserve this
[+5] u/Dyce10x: How timely are those price target upgrades on MU? Right after it dumps and smart money buys.
[+5] u/NotMe357: "TACO: Iran has requested a meeting. It will take place tomorrow in Doha"
[+5] u/TheyCallMeCool1: Space stocks going vertical premarket
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Rotation out of MU into NKE 😂
[+5] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+5] u/Prudent_Concern_1511: WEN to 5 or 10, give me one
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: just bought some more dram, i bet its gonna drop
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: I dont agree with this dump
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Fuckn card got compromised, cant wait to fix all my auto bill pays.
[+5] u/Prudent_Concern_1511: WEN tanks at open doesn’t it 😔
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Shit everything is +2% at least on pre-market. Hate to buy calls in cases like this.
[+5] u/verysillyman: Donald Miyagi: war on, war off
[+5] u/Snoo-36555: The sky is falling 😔
[+5] u/Salamanderfs: SanDisk going floppy
[+5] u/Fun_Training4330: QQQ time to overtake SPY
[+5] u/SpeedilyStable: Semis getting wrecked.
[+5] u/itz_bubby: Wtf happened to MRVL
[+5] u/Nakedputbuyer: NBIS casually dumping 9%, definitely will be buying when its in the 180s
[+5] u/LowPr3ssure: bought spy puts at the exact peak. sold too early for a measly 50%. idiot. idiot. idiot. stupid fucking idiot.
[+5] u/EndOfMuricanEmpire: Love seeing idiots getting mangled.
[+5] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Congrats to MU dip buyers. $1250 EOW
[+5] u/mmal55: MU’s reversal today will be legendary
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: Is the memory lawsuit accusing the big 3 of fixating on HBMs to prioritize the lucrative AI buildout - which is more profitable - as price fixing 🤨
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Markets done for today, gonna go choppy flat again after retarded moves in the first 2 hours.
[+5] u/Tomieez: What has happened to MU?
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: You lose some, you lose some.... you cant explain that
[+5] u/Rrrandomalias: Generational money losing opportunity for B\*\*\*S
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: A lot of mistakes were made this morning.
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Anyone holding out for a Sandisk rally?
[+5] u/DeProfii: Just long WEN and chill👵
[+5] u/xeemyy: I'm sorry to tell you that if you buy MSFT, then you're an idiot. 😢
[+5] u/goofy-boots: I can't wait for AI models to get ruined by advertising, like when companies can start paying to have biases towards their products or services
[+5] u/DescriptionSome7125: ASTS bag holders where we at 🥳🥳
[+5] u/RockinOutCockOut: What is the BLATANT MANIPULATION was that massive morning drop
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: OMG GUYS MSFT IS NOW CROSSING RED , ITS TIME FOR OTHER STOCK TO V
[+5] u/isolated-cat: Nasdaq drops 500 points and recovers 500 points all in 90 mins. quite an organic market this
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: if GLD hits $350 and my puts get assigned, my average cost-basis will be lowered, and I can pretend I'm not down 19% on gold
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: What a nice-looking rug I'm standing on, apparently. I bought what I thought was the dip and now it's till dipping.
[+5] u/Les7X: Can't think about work nor market, only tits. Maybe it's time I find myself a girlfriend
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: I'm ordering a Peter Beck poster to hang above my bed. This man is a hero.
[+5] u/Dumbest_Degenerate: I thought WEN was supposed to squeeze
[+5] u/powerboner: The market literally cannot maintain any momentum holy shit
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: so chips and memories are dead huh?
[+5] u/MLJ555: Port is looking catastrophic
Time to regardmaxx and keep averaging down on blind faith
[+5] u/cheesengrits69: Probably won't be this week, but somewhere along the line trump is gonna try his usual market pump scheme and its not going to work in the slightest. At that point we will know for sure that we're abs fucked and itd be an opportune time to panic and sell everything
[+5] u/EndOfMuricanEmpire: Holy fuck so many idiots in one place!
[+5] u/cripky: chat is really schizo today ngl
[+5] u/Fit-Win-536: Aaaaand I’m financially ruined
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Sign memory is about to go parabolic honestly
[+5] u/Emergency-Grade-3672: Woooi stop this landslide
[+5] u/VellyJanta: Noice
https://preview.redd.it/r6ch0qs5c8ah1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47b94c55a3dd20107435857941fbcc7a58aa7583
[+5] u/dabblesest: Do something Mangoman!!!
You promised nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen!!!!
[+5] u/AffectionateFan5458: Everything is on sale
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Fuck it bout to buy more calls
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: Visa rocketing. Credit card debt credit card debt
[+5] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Just so you know you’re supposed to buy MU here
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Weak handed people...
[+5] u/The_Albertino: I always wanna know what kinda crazy shit causes this
[+5] u/tiger1191: Be greedy when others are fearful - Memory stocks June 29th, 2026
[+5] u/KayMS_: How could Obama do this man…
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Any way Sandisk recovers to green?
[+5] u/Equivalent-Quail138: Just want to remind some of you that SNDK is still up 41x on the 1 year chart
[+5] u/Pretend_Total5864: They do not want this below 737. Algos working overtime
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Holy shit Google wtf
[+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Market set trap and people fell for it. Retail investors panic sell MU
[+5] u/Quirky_Row_2080: Huh? I was sure my SPY 735 call was expiring worthless today
[+5] u/FrostyyOG: I’m going to help EVERYONE here get rich. I’m about to buy SPY calls at open. All you have to do is buy puts and you’ll be rich!
[+5] u/Neoshinryu: RKLB 100 today would be hot
[+5] u/CryptoTAGod: I thought Friday was the generational memory buying opportunity?
[+5] u/FieldJacket: Torn between kicking myself for exiting my 0dte puts too early, and patting myself on the back for getting out and locking in profit.
[+5] u/cannythecat: this is what living in a lost decade feels like
[+13] u/the-revenge-trader: Lost $10k on calls that would have been $30k now if didn’t sell them
[+12] u/Actual-Reporter4435: MU rises -> man i wish i could get an entry
MU gives entry -> LMAOOO semis in shambles the industry is dead
Rinse and repeat so often that its kinda embarassing to watch.
[+12] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Msft is red. This pump is now real. Bers fucked
[+12] u/Spy300: >NATO WILL THINK ABOUT DEPLOYING FORCES TO HORMUZ IF THE STRAIT REMAINS CLOSED BY JULY.
hey its almost July
[+11] u/itsojoever: Oh no spy... I have my life savings on calls..... I really really hope you don't go down.... Oh no my call🫣
[+10] u/No_Stand5622: Red by lunch
Blood red by close
[+10] u/Ancient_Influence389: https://preview.redd.it/0wewdoor19ah1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=04935673c297cf1cfd8327b067aaf4a37b15464b
[+10] u/Deadecigs: The manipulation is insane. Never in my 4 days of trading I saw something like this
[+10] u/JordieTiana: More sellers than buyers. sister
[+9] u/soscribbly: 🚨 Breaking news 🚨
Microsoft is back to being a peice of SHIT
[+9] u/weewoowewoooo: Imagine buying MSFT. Nvm that’s a horrible thing to imagine lmfaooooo
[+9] u/Knarre30: MU recovered everything. Truly insane regard strenght behind it
[+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: ASTS when it was at $63 was almost trading below Spectrum + IP lol what a fucking steal
[+8] u/Cav829: RIP MSFT bol run. That was a memorable 2 trading days.
[+8] u/No-Current7852: MU is such a chad. They don’t give no fucks about a lawsuit.
[+8] u/noobletato: Looking a bit dumpy now
[+8] u/ShankThatSnitch: You guys remember that one good day MSFT had. That was neat.
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: If MU and Sandisk finish green EOD, I’ll shave my ass hair off and eat it
[+8] u/TranzitBusRouteB: MSFT really had one green day and goes immediately back to hell
[+8] u/qx2: They setting you up for the dump
[+8] u/Snoo23417: This is nuts. Went from sudden fear to sudden jubilation like nothing.
[+8] u/-user222: me 2h ago: fucking gambling addict wasting money, i’m going to sell everything and buy ETFs
me now: CALLS IT IS
[+8] u/Neemzeh: bro how fucking funny were bears this morning. absolutely vapourized on that morning bear trap
[+8] u/Bulky_Jellyfish9012: I believe Micron can easily reach $1,500, so I recommend buying the dips and accumulating shares until then.
[+8] u/eggplant_parm827: Literally every drop, every dip no matter what has to V. How does no one else see it? Going down forces it up. There's no other way in this market.
[+8] u/PicklesAreTight: That SaaS rally didn’t last long lol
[+8] u/JPM1216: who is ready for the rug?
[+7] u/AdIcy3141: alright just bought SPY puts so it will probably moon, your welcome.
[+7] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Bracing for another end of day dump.
SPY 700p 07/31
😂😂
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Hope yall sold your (Puts or Calls) because the markets about to go (Up, down, or flat)
[+7] u/AdIcy3141: anyone else want spy to fall to 735 then right to 745?
[+7] u/BigStepMaestro: Mu with the most beautiful V ive ever seen
[+7] u/roke34442: Re WEN
According to chatGPT we need more increased buying pressure and call purchases to get a short squeeze going. I am doing my part. How about you?
[+7] u/sami_regard: This looks dumpy on 1 hour chart.
[+7] u/kmouratidis: News of MU's (and bull market's) death have been greatly exaggerated.
[+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: Need spy 742 by 2pm. Come on give me another peace deal
[+7] u/OrdinaryCoconut746: I sold all of my positions at a loss today, right before the big V
[+7] u/Keiigo: This volume is pathetic
[+7] u/RegardedDegen: Closed my 13k AMD yolo for a 3K gain. Not as glorious as some of you here, but I've gotten slaughtered before for being too greedy.
I left some money on the table, but that's better than losing money.
[+7] u/plumpypenguin: MSFT should just buy MU stock instead of investing in Copilot or whatever lmao
[+7] u/noobletato: These low volume moves are ass. Give me a Shrek or a Clifford ffs
[+7] u/Queasy_Compote_4730: Microslop could do the funniest thing and mega pump to burn puts
[+7] u/killainvest: I am now a long term NVDA investor…….
[+7] u/Proxnite: Ask her other BF for a loan.
[+7] u/Specific-Path3179: Every cigarette will be an AI datacenter
[+6] u/AdIcy3141: so tempted to buy SPY puts
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Who lost money on MSFT today?
Me.
I am the MSFT loser every day for the last almost 1 year when i fullported at 505.
Because i fucking suck.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT just keeps on drilling
[+6] u/Fast_Signature7684: perfect. my asts calls got liquidated at 65 for -3000$ after going -51%!!! in 1 month and the next 2 days asts does +27%
[+6] u/LuvSicPt5: MSFT really is the next 1 trillion company
[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: Uso up 2%
Spy up 1.3%
Someone is lying
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: big red doom candle is about to arrive on SPY.
\*cue the Jaws theme song\*
[+6] u/StinkyPinkk: WEN 4hr ready to pop out a bullish engulfing candle at the 1pm mark imo.
[+6] u/Bombingit: Are we dead ass bruh. Mu can go down 9% then shoot up like it nothing?
[+6] u/txholdem: msft diarrhea again?
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Cheering on the memory recovery and shrieking YES FUCK YES wife thought I was masturbating
[+6] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Microsoft -23% YTD while the whole market reached ATH LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Neemzeh: I am so much better at trading weekly options than monthly. the fear of getting fucked extremely quicly makes me sell when im up, when im in monthlies i hold too long and slowly watch as my position drills to 0 lmao
[+6] u/Moist-Guava-732: https://preview.redd.it/aa6mh5wl09ah1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9f5c0fcb918003651fd40e176dfa401eeb17929
[+6] u/FuckinNewGuy_: Good job MU of going to 1050. Now go to 2000
[+6] u/Notmikeyouidiot: i got a thousand dollars and i need to make the 20k back i lost
[+6] u/Dongkey_kong: I still think it’s possible MU hits 1300 by end of week
[+6] u/BLVCKYOTA: MSFT is like a turd floating in a swimming pool. It ruins everybody’s fun.
[+6] u/Chiinoe: Oh so bag7 is no more. Just msft being the only fucking bitch in the group now.
[+6] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: What you bers don’t get is there are more and more new booties entering the market every single day. Kids with Ira’s on their phone. The market will never truly crash again. The dip will forever be bought up.
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: MU green. Wonders never cease
[+6] u/ilikemgs: Scrolling through the chat and seeing all these company names makes me feel like everyone’s betting on the horses lol
[+6] u/schildog9: The boyz n the hood are always hard
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Selling 0dte at a massive profit, then changing teams and winning again has to be the most "I'm a god" feeling ever. I've done plenty of drugs but nothing hits like that.
[+6] u/likamuka: *British American Tobacco to cut 9,000 jobs*
British American Tobacco (BAT) is to cut nearly a fifth of its global workforce as part of a major cost-cutting drive.
The company had said earlier this year that it was planning savings to make it "more digital and AI-focused".
[+6] u/Fast_Signature7684: first time that it feels good to be a bag 7 holder.
[+6] u/iThrewFarAway: Is it true Americants get ripped off at the gas station, but actually started the war?? 🤡
[+6] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: KOSPI traders have mastered buy high, sell low. They will be rushing to get back in tonight
[+6] u/drkgla: Gigachad West coasters sleeping through the memory bear market
[+6] u/jasperCrow: With gas prices plummeting inflation is going to drop like a rock in July.
Happy 250th bday America! 🇺🇸
[+5] u/Moist_Chain_POL: why does it get more bullish and more interesting when the war sentiment is on?
[+5] u/v0xb0x_: Retail is about to get smacked
[+5] u/Felix_Aterni: Wouldn’t be a monday without a massive morning dump.
wait, you guys mean stocks? HAHAHAHAHAHA 😐
[+5] u/wildcat1055: You guys owe an apology to the Koreans.
[+5] u/Mission-Educator-697: MU will recover by next week. Average down
[+5] u/zerocold96: $MU from -$1,500 to +$400. I am out. at least I made my gas money.
[+5] u/CamOper: She gonna dump again
[+5] u/BrightLengthiness853: $SLS is popping off.
[+5] u/Organic_Security2985: Why is there a Shrek cock on mstr
[+5] u/pandarofl: Inb4 massive dump at open
[+5] u/Bonkers119: I would like to report that all my stocks are currently red.
[+5] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: i refuse that this V is real. i will not be buying calls.
[+5] u/Worth-Breath6903: Msft is red again who can predict 💩💩💩
[+5] u/loekoekoe: Nothing has changed since Friday, why go up
[+5] u/Wunder_Bred: People need to realize an Iran deal isn’t going to happen within Israel agreeing, and they have no plans to stop that war anytime soon. All these meetings and tweets are pointless
[+5] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: Lmao first legitimate green in my port in like 3 weeks and it’s already back to red
[+5] u/Wapmen: Be careful, rebalancing is not over. Most likely dump again after lunch, and tomorrow as well
[+5] u/solon89: Memory bers really thought MU would go back to 800 lmao
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Just sell the fuckin Xbox division already. To Sony if you have to.
[+5] u/SxeySteve: Everyone is trying to make WEN into gamestonk, but it's actually Virgin Galactic
[+5] u/Juidawg: MSFT puts. Shit might close at 359 today.
[+5] u/Necessary_Reaction62: Msft back to normal behavior
[+5] u/Maleficent_Ad_3070: Burry is out of his PLTR shorts so now it’s time to buy
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: Please be bull trap please be bull trap pleaseeee
[+5] u/Fast_Signature7684: qqq red after being up almost 2% today.
same shit as last wednesday. bulls realy cant have one fucking good day
[+5] u/DryMap9318: this market is bot and sold
[+5] u/SkoomaJunki3: That’s what she said
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Sara Eisen, showing once again she’s gey for 🥭
CNBC is a joke to call this journalism
[+5] u/NotPapaElon: Micron bears shitting their pants🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: It’s a pretty obvious rotation. When the market bleeds, msft catches a bid. Tek rallies, Microsoft sells off. This is volatility you can harvest. Free cocaine money.
[+5] u/CulturalAd4728: Get a baconator for lunch
[+5] u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1: Rocket stuff is like butt stuff, only better.
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: pour one out for the fallen homies
[+24] u/mikeytho1: Bought puts got fucked
Doubled down on puts, even more fucked
Switched to calls, fucked
Switched back to puts, currently getting fucked
[+16] u/Mr-Bonnet: MADE 60 TRADES
BANKED $50
DONE FOR THE DAY
YALL HAVE FUN
[+13] u/Spicy-boiii: Straight rigged this is all market manipulation
[+12] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Reverse V time you guys celebrated too much now God is punishing you
[+12] u/svpa3991: Holy shit everything ripping. Let me see how my msft is doing now
[+11] u/Micro-so-soft: My ASTS 77 7/2 call was down 88% last week. Diamond hands motherfuckers!!
[+11] u/PulIthEld: 200k account, up 11 dollars today.
[+9] u/ReadyGain2972: MU went from -10% to -1%. Probably finish green. What a beast
[+9] u/BeepBoopDep: BERS WHY SO QUIET LMAO
[+9] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Was up 2k today now down 4k fuckkkkkk I hate mondays
[+9] u/devereaux: A catastrophic dump at this point would be hilarious. The machines give and and they take
[+9] u/Bigballsacklover6969: U have to be a retard to buy spy rn when it’s up 1.5 on the day
[+8] u/pussy_ass_licking: Imagine not buying mu at its low day
[+8] u/kliv555: Looks like WEN is the play. In true WSB dumpster fashion
[+8] u/Maximum_Luck_7729: I reckon you guys can pump Wendy’s some more so I can buy the top
[+8] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: Everyday we get rugged but the day I buy puts it doesnt
[+8] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Yahoo finance Msft comments are going wild.. they are screaming fraud as if Msft is supposed to go up with the index..
[+8] u/Crackbot420-69: All the stupidest shit on my watchlist is up 15-20% like JACK, CEPT, BARK, but my nearly my entire portfolio is in MSFT 🤌
[+7] u/broke_person: MSFT died so WENDY could swim
[+7] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: Nothing feels better than realizing profit on a call option…… until right after you do it spikes another 50%
[+7] u/UniversityFrosty2426: The market is inverse Microsoft. Lmao.
[+7] u/RJ5R: **M** y
**S** tocks
**F** ucking
**T** rash
[+7] u/RJ5R: **M** aking
**S** ure im
**F** ucked
**T** horoughly
[+7] u/Effective-Bell5574: How is QQQ just straight up no pull back😂
[+7] u/Few_Egg3567: I thought the fake peace talks were losing steam but boy was I wrong
[+7] u/Jerikolol: See Kospians? This, THIS is the POWER OF DA PUMP. Start -10%, go back to green. No biggie (other than my profits). So u know what u need to do tonight ye? Sk hynix, Samsung.. its time for UPWARD CIRCUITBREAKER
[+7] u/deeeflooo: ASTS was down at 62 last week now knocking on 86
[+7] u/early-retirement-plz: Koreans will be inspired by this pump. KOSPI will send the elevator through the roof and out the building
[+7] u/CJBlueNorther: Hot take
Altcoins are dead, and Bitcoin will keep falling until sub $1k, then hover around $100-$1000 for the rest of it's existence.
[+7] u/likeabosstroll: I think today I shall develop a kratom addiction
[+7] u/ballzstreetwets: Time to reverse and buy SPY puts for today
[+7] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Am i the only one here who HASN'T done hard drugs?
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Mr. Market, rug pull these hoes
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Hey guys it's not a sin to beat my meat to AI milf tittys right
[+7] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: How i hate these linear 0 volatility days
[+7] u/mynutsrbig: Glad my 740 spy calls worked out. I was overdue for a win.
[+7] u/skymagic: me at open: lmao I ain't touching that shit 🤣
me few hours later: why tf didn't I full port with maximum margin 😭
[+6] u/ChillinInTheCorridor: Bought 25x QQQ 717 puts an hour ago at 716 for $2.8. Down 75% so far, fucking RIP.
[+6] u/Technical_Tank7174: What happened to MU? Why is everything so violent
[+6] u/RJ5R: Buy in now before the next war starts on Friday at 4:01pm EST
[+6] u/Valuable-Chart5632: imagine raising a kid for 25 years and he grows up and tells you he wants to buy puts
instant disownment tbh
[+6] u/Effective_Throat6127: Only bers would vet against Murica on his 250 birthday
[+6] u/Impressive-Bet: RKLB is the way for next months.
[+6] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Regards everyday: MSFT call buy, MSFT goes down, MSFT is sht on WSB, repeat
[+6] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Bers were so confident over the weekend lmao
[+6] u/cuzziezcuz: ASTS and RKLB leaps to get rich
[+6] u/Imgoin2brich: Im dead serious when I say it's as if theyre using AI to legit just trick me and steal my trade
Not joking
[+6] u/Horror_Lawfulness738: Aaaaand down goes SPY again
740 puts printing 👏
[+6] u/Soldacki: Do we all have TSLA puts? How is it going up so much? Who is buying?
[+6] u/Diguojigood: reminder to buy your RAM/DRAM today, Koreans will pump on cue tonight
[+6] u/iamjt: I sold. My expectations were too low.
[+6] u/gopoohgo: guh this is painful.
SNDK, MU, AMD all getting rekd again
[+6] u/CuriousPereon_mrW: MU still has an entry for a swinger 🤔🍿🚀
[+6] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: They are just numbers on your screen regards and you will never be able to use that monies cuz you will gamble it all away
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: Mu bers, protect your holes
[+6] u/Actual_Mycologist859: Spy huge dump in 5 minutes
[+6] u/Educational_Party270: Msft red again means mu gonna be green again
[+5] u/ifyoureadthisurfat: Brazil so shit they actually need hobo neymor who can't even walk anymore LMAO
[+5] u/Professional_Monkeys: I dont understand whoever holds MU and is worried like this thing isnt reaching 2k eoy conservatively
[+5] u/CaaCCeo: Buls actually thought this 1% premarket was going to stick lol
[+5] u/lostytranslation: 1. Institutions pay for news. MU going to 1500 - 2200
2. Retail traders jump in (MU, semis, etc)
3. Institutions pay for fake news, synched small drop. Retail massive sellout or hit stop their loses.
4. Institutions get in lower and pump price higher.
5. You lose because this shit is unregulated.
[+5] u/ReadyGain2972: MU has been a free money trade today. Anything less than 1100 is a buy
[+5] u/Still-Jackfruit2787: 1.5 up spy. who is buying
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: god i hate microsoft
[+5] u/IngusMelon2: Why tf did I panic sell my nebx
[+5] u/Spare-Weird-3762: Scalper's dream market
[+5] u/Constant_Story8217: MYCKOKSOFT 😂 great value😆 low forward PE 🤣 building the infrastructure of tomorrow 😹 sticky moat -99% YTD
[+5] u/DarkR124: For fuck sake. Boss tells me to come back to office 3 days a week and now I’m sitting here listening to the girls talk about Love Island for the last 30 minutes. Rather drag my nuts through glass.
[+5] u/AdInformal2790: Can someone inform me of an easier way of making money than swing trading ASTS? I'm an actual regard on minimum wage and I've made 23k this year doing it
[+5] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: Someone buy calls so I can sell my puts
[+5] u/AgentBlackwell: Last night i was told bulls were fucked, was I lied to?
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: Algos in denial mode 🫵🤡
[+10] u/azkxv: SMCI offices raided by fbi apparently lolol
[+10] u/Xzlk: The year is 2027. Every company is worth a trillion dollars.
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I got MSFT calls and TSLA puts 🤡🤡🤡
[+9] u/Rich-Advertising-230: It’s genuinely over for bears. NVDA is finally waking up again. Spy 745 by close. I don’t make the rules I’m just the messenger
[+8] u/Potato_Battery: Wow the market is mooning. Let’s see what msft is doing
[+8] u/That_Concentrate_386: Off course when i buy SPY puts, the stock goes up
[+8] u/tar_baby33: Every option I buy always dips 10-20% immediately. I should just sell them and buy back over and over again.
[+8] u/PositiveAdagio891: Wow I can’t believe I became a MSFT community member. The dip that kept dipping 😭
[+8] u/Meakmoney1: Sold it all. Good night and good luck
[+7] u/ercanbas: I’m not asking for much. Just MU to $1500 by next Friday
[+7] u/Such_Net_8839: SMCI OFFICES RAIDED HAHAHAHA
[+7] u/perceptive_AI: SMCI got added to SP500 and is down 74% ever since lol , removal soon I bet
[+7] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Why does this look like an upcoming rug pull?
[+7] u/tar_baby33: Every WNBA player is so jealous of Caitlin Clark it's ridiculous.
[+7] u/Xzlk: No way, the company with decades of shady business deals and years of fraud investigations was raided by the FBI. Why?!
[+7] u/ryzetard: this is getting a bit fucking funny with yen.
if this continues then BoJ will be forced to raise rates and to maintain the currency risks a bit of unwinding can happen to repay some japanese debt, especially if some of those carryover trades are leveraged.
that means pulling out whatever is carryover trade financing, stocks included. if the hike is bigger than expected then also wed have higher yields in the bond market in the longer terms and stocks would get fuk.
so calls anyway, spy to ath
[+7] u/Proper_Bonus6420: Who is ready for the giant Shrek in POWER HOUR
[+7] u/Puzzleheaded_Put6985: So spy not gonna dump
[+7] u/Dunkishard: Fuck man my port went from down 35k to up 6k
Idk how much more my heart can take
[+7] u/Xzlk: That’s it. I’ve seen enough. I’m the founder of a new memory startup.
[+7] u/TurbodToilet: It’s crazy how the market will do the literal opposite of what ever I enter. The exact moment I buy a call or put it prints a huge candle in the opposite direction. Make it make sense
[+7] u/Proper_Bonus6420: All negative news and war will be POSTPONED until after the 4th of July 250year celebration
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER🥭
[+6] u/JC18_: This is a 4 day week. Right before 4th July... This man will do everything in his power to pump the shit out of the market. Next week will be a different story though lol
[+6] u/Sick0h: A better CEO would stop letting MSFT simply roll over and die
[+6] u/tar_baby33: I like posting a few times after midnight and get to see my name on the leader board. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy before falling asleep and dreaming about Disney World.
[+6] u/TurbodToilet: The literal fucking MICROSECOND that I enter a put this pig fucking prints two green candles. Actually fuck off
[+6] u/hyperthymetic: Not if but WEN
I’ve seen this movie before
[+6] u/Dear-Hair5834: SPY PAMP IT LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
[+6] u/JellyfishFestival: Are we just going up because of historic positive seasonality on 4th of July week?
It seemed too simplistic and I tried to convince myself people cared about things going on in AI or macro trends but at the end of the day it seems like the lizard brain play wins again.
[+6] u/azkxv: Honestly this might be a dip buying opportunity for SMCI. No matter what bad news they take they ALWAYS bounce back. Like fucking clockwork.
[+6] u/SooperShak: Friday after close: War with Iran
Monday: All good now
Friday after close: War with Iran
Monday: All good now
Friday after close: War with Iran
Monday: All good now
Repeat Ad Infinitum
[+6] u/Proper_Bonus6420: 🥭 says the stock market is GOING UP
Buy the calls🚀
[+6] u/tar_baby33: I like saying: "Power hour...more like sour hour, ami right, folks?"
[+6] u/Luka__mindo: MU you did it you did it 😭
[+6] u/Wrong_Map4101: imagine not selling your MU puts at the bottom
[+6] u/AGigatonicxs: my smci calls are clocked aren't they
[+6] u/CatSuspicious8510: Technical analysts will look back at a chart and say "cup and handle pattern" and think they're smart
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Selling MSFT shares is like taking a giant shit after being constipated for a week.
[+5] u/StrategyEven3974: MU pulling off a true V on this blessed day.
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: every time I see a Reddit post about evil datacenters I buy more shares. fucking retards.
[+5] u/DaGOAT00000: GOOG you beautiful bastard
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: most obvious mm market manipulation going on with the spy, july will go to the moon. impatient people will lose as always
[+5] u/Xzlk: Thank goodness MSFT went red. For a second there, I thought we were in the biggest bubble of our lifetimes.
[+5] u/Jolly_Cicada380: That was a truly gnarly ber trap lol
[+5] u/unclefire: Guess who shorted MU all the way down to 1025, then went short again shortly before it recovered. FML
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Nice to get 5 days of peace for every 2 days of war, a better deal than we get with weekends and workdays
[+13] u/purdygoat: I LOST ALL MY MONEY ON 0DTE SPY PUTS WTF BRO IM SO DUMB
[+11] u/ModernR3volution: fresh week lets get some new breadwinners ZENA drone stock
[+11] u/No-Pattern-2890: Can’t believe I survived the great bear market of June 2026
[+10] u/ghosty_z: FUCK IT IM BUYING MU
[+10] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Micron is 18% of the S&P 500's earnings
Wow that shit is crazy
[+10] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Everything green except MSFT LMFAO you cant make this shit up
[+9] u/Majestic_Mention171: 1500+ next for MU after all this random FUD is dispelled
[+9] u/_Clit-Commander_: If you’re not buying calls just stay away from this market. Bears keep getting destroyed
[+9] u/Brawmethius: What level of clownery are we at today? Well lets see:
MSTR authorizes 2B in stock buybacks.
Interesting, considering their only operating cash is obtained by selling stocks.
So they starting to sell BTC? Which they bought from selling stocks (at a premium lmao)?
GUESS HE IS JUST GONNA REFINANCE HIMSELF FROM HIMSELF.
REFINANCE WHERE MICHAEL.
[+8] u/CozyDarkMage: I’m not a bull or a bear, I’m a MU cow 😎
[+8] u/BlackCatB2: MU now green after 9% down earlier in the day.
[+8] u/PregnantPickle_: WEN nearing 40% short, just keep buying
[+8] u/cloudsofgrey: Was down $20k on MU and RAM earlier now I'm green
[+8] u/4DH2: Quarter end tomorrow. We'll be up another 1%
[+8] u/ima_badfriend: Spy puts gotta be the play but then again I'm regarded af
[+8] u/Mindless_Clock7823: Sooo many bers, calls it is
[+7] u/Ltheman00: MU green hahaha eat it bers
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: MU green lol
It’ll be at 1500 next week
[+7] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: No profit taking ? No sell off ? Just a bullshit rigged market up on no news
[+7] u/PicaroKaguya: In another self blogging news. Ever since I started my new job in March I've been able to pay off 10k worth of debt and put aside 11k so far in my tfsa/fhsa.
:)
[+7] u/justanaveragejoe520: 2% day on vibes greatest bull run ever
[+7] u/hiigara2: f\*ck. I knew I should have bought WEN instead of MSFT
[+7] u/Ble_h: So the market decided last week was bullshit and we can run again. Clown as market.
[+7] u/lobsterspider: Up $7k in a day feels better than -$20k in a day feels bad
I can’t explain it
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: Green MU send that thang to $1350!!
[+7] u/mikebones: Up 600 points on straight vibes
[+7] u/coolguyed: Bears were waiting for a rug pull for 5+ hours and it hasn’t happened lol
[+7] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: Of course we go back up for no fucking reason. Fuck this market
[+7] u/Only-Doctor-7577: All green apart from msft. Good shit
[+7] u/Yin-Hei: Wrap it up bois we just had another March 31st, only going up from here
[+6] u/theWesternReserve: From the dumpster to the corner office 🤵🏻♂️WEN lambo
[+6] u/yeahmanfsfs: tesla up 8% on the news that “self driving is coming this year for reals this time trust me bro”
[+6] u/ResultAfraid8340: I am a watchlist billionaire
[+6] u/toydan: \*SUPER MICRO $SMCI OFFICE RAIDED AS TAIWAN EXPANDS CHIP SMUGGLING PROBE
classic $smci
[+6] u/Far-Sherbert-8634: nvda can you move like wtf
[+6] u/Sad-Airman: Is MSFT the only red stock in the stock market today lol
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: MU testing 1200 tomorrow
Today's red was necessary
[+6] u/bigboyvapesinc: Lmfao did SMCI really just get raided in Taiwan
[+6] u/manupfront: Shares trading is so much less stressful than options, but it just doesn’t hit the same
[+6] u/ebfeebfe: Stocks will never go down ever again
[+6] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: What the actual fuck is going on? Why are we pumping on no news? This has no reason to pump
[+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: I love how DRAM gives no shits about AUM, vibes are more important
[+5] u/RJNavarrete: # $MU will close green.
[+5] u/The_Unforgiving_Kram: I admit it, Im a gae bear 🌈 how does one begin the path to not be gae?
[+5] u/nflonlyalt: Let's be real guys Korea gonna sell this pump off
[+5] u/Ssjalexgd4: 🥭 Has been talking about the 250th birthday of America for awhile. If you don't think he's gonna pump the fuck out of the market leading up to 4th of July, I don't know what to tell you.
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: We have now entered full casino mode where any random stock can go +/-5% daily
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: I don't care how rich bulls are or how poor I am bulls are still spastic retards.
[+5] u/ryan_dfs: Tesla is basically a shitcoin at this point. Literally no fundamental value
[+5] u/sam4o19: Gah damn it, Michael Burry just bought MSFT calls. Shit is about to tank
[+10] u/get_da_maney: Ah yes, +$6 eod like a regarded individual 🌝
[+10] u/therealsheriff: Shorting $SPCX here wish me luck
[+10] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Now we unleash the Koreans. We summon thy
[+7] u/PresidentBowser: SLS has been on fire the past week 🚀
[+7] u/dralley1: I bought hard at 1040. I still think MU has a lot to give if the market can work its jitters out
[+6] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Investing in ASTS today is like investing in nvidia in 1962
[+6] u/pranay33: Are my JULY 10, 1500 MU Calls fucked?
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: If you don’t buy the memory dip everything there is a 7-10% pullback, then you might actually hate America
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Why did I buy MU at 1100 when it dropped down to under 1050 within 10 mins????
[+6] u/OperationOk6759: Boring ass day on the Q’s
[+6] u/DangerousWeb2103: https://preview.redd.it/af3oqsjw1aah1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=917719c7c8b5291f32172fec1825c1c6c70afd74
Spacex and Tesla are going to the moon today🚀
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Bers send their food back if it tastes too good when they go to a restaurant
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: they definitely turned back on whatever algorithm they ran last month that gave us that insane bull run. red candles barely moves it down, smallest green candles and it shoots up
[+5] u/theGameNWA: i've lost money, the market is soooo manipulateddd!!
I LOVE IT!
[+5] u/OkBandicoot9286: What the actual fuck is that green dildo on spy 😂
[+5] u/RoutineScreen6292: Me watching Tesla : it couldn’t possibly go higher today.
Tesla : 📈📈📈 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: I love spending my day off work watching a line move up and down all day and losing money betting on which way it will move next
[+5] u/rollinhating: the script the past few months has been insane.. war friday after close > Sunday evening. Monday announce talks held on tuesday > small pump wednesday > start rant on social on thursdays > back to war on friday after close. Repeat.
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: SUPER MICRO $SMCI OFFICE RAIDED AS TAIWAN EXPANDS CHIP SMUGGLING PROBE
[+5] u/VinAsheel: This shit wont dump at all huh