What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 11, 2026

[+65] u/SylphCo93: The DOW is under 50,000 - you may resume criticism of the government now [+50] u/Snorlaxative9: The president declaring he loves inflation may be the most "this is the top" signal I've ever seen [+49] u/Sandvicheater: Black co worker asked where the color printer was. Sam our new Gen Z hire said its 2026 bro you can use whatever printer you want. Now I got mandatory meeting with Sam the regard and HR tomorrow [+36] u/Snoo_4496: https://preview.redd.it/g9zhujx3li6h1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3049a60d4472c403eba17770366958ad16dfbcb8 for all of us [+34] u/Chi_Villa: I'm thinking about curling up in a ball and crying as my next move [+31] u/pistachiopias: Performance this past week: Options: +$24k Stocks: -$52k Mental health: 🤡 [+28] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Reddit stock subs are about to gain many more community members [+27] u/Willing-Angle-2203: hope oracle goes to 0, fuck Larry Ellison [+26] u/Atypicallymphocyte: I somehow yolod dram at the exact top last Wednesday. [+26] u/RooneyToons_10: https://preview.redd.it/g6d83a7wli6h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111adbe48416043b45dbdcf52b811fe30ab29d76 [+26] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: AVGO really caused all of this by maintaining guidance like retards [+23] u/Willing-Angle-2203: lmao Oracle $600B+ in RPOs. That shit is NEVER getting paid. OpenAI hasn't seen a single cent in profit yet they are out here owing billion of dollars hahaha what a joke, let it burn [+22] u/W0lv3rIn321: I blame Elon. SPCX is so absurd that the whole market took a look at itself and said what the heck are we doing here [+19] u/9tacos: Down 150k since June 2nd 🥈 [+19] u/Doughnutpower: Guys, I don’t have anyone to tell, but I just left an abusive relationship. We were together for a couple months, pretty casual at first, but we ended up growing close together. Things were looking up and I thought she was “the one”. Then, she became erratic. Hot then cold. I Called her repeatedly and she would Put me down. Finally she crossed the Vicky-Mendoza-Diagonal and fell into the Shelly-Galezby-Zone. I made it out with some money, some fun memories, and only a couple wounds from a falling knives. Goodbye my sexy and crazy MU. [+19] u/Historical_Bother274: "Just buy calls lol" gang real quiet rn [+19] u/abroadbroadband: That was bad 😔 But tomorrow will be worse 😌 [+18] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: Be extremely fearful when others are fearful [+17] u/Allout-Okarun: The Donald dump market of summer 26 [+17] u/OkSuccotash258: Uh bros DOW is not FIFTY THOUSAND anymore 😳 [+17] u/M4cHiin360: Huge fight between bulls and bears on oracle [+17] u/Bob_the_peasant: The thesis hasn’t changed overnight The thesis: “stocks only go up” [+16] u/Valkorion335786: ORCL not collapsing is insanely bullish [+16] u/Red_V_Standing_By: 30-Year Treasury: Above 5% and trending higher Inflation: 4.2% Gold: Down 25% in the past 3 months Credit card delinquencies: multi-decade high Auto loan delinquencies: multi-decade high Mortgage delinquencies: multi-decade high Freak the fuck out. [+15] u/Soldacki: Is this all because of Harambe? [+14] u/burrowed_greentext: doordash cannot survive in a prolonged k-shaped economy upper class not big enough + doesn't eat doordashable food often enough to support the 65b valuation whack delivery fees will be the first thing lower and middle class households get rid of when belt-tightening buy some puts at some strike prices for some expiry dates [+14] u/YeezyThoughtMe: This isn’t the bottom lads [+14] u/MetalEnthusiast83: Fuck this, I'm taking the family to Disney World and not checking shit till we get back. [+14] u/netflix-ceo: 🥭 in the situation room on Iran - AXIOS [+13] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Dow dropped below 50k. Release the files Mrs Bondi. [+13] u/zlordbeats: 4 days of red with no support levels, what did we do to deserve this [+13] u/Ltheman00: MU, baby, please go up [+13] u/Hopeful_Confidence42: Buying calls until they answer [+13] u/foamrollmyback: The volatility for MU is insane lol [+13] u/FrostySoftPressure: I have to admit that I managed to time the top, the only issue is that I bought the calls [+12] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Tomorrow another -2% day on QQQ [+12] u/burrowed_greentext: you'll know the bubble is bursting when chapter 11s get filed for companies you were ready to hold for a decade or more [+12] u/Cardiff07: Guess I’ll put the fries in the bag [+12] u/SaltyKrew: My mango is turning sour boys [+12] u/grubernack276: Anyone got Barron’s number [+11] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: SMCI down 28% on a random Wednesday is pretty funny [+11] u/Commercial_Ease8053: My shares are down $160k in 3 days… will it go back up $160k in 3 days? 🥲🙏🏻🙏🏻 [+11] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: Oracle you decide if we can end the bear market right now and all go home happy forever [+11] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Lost so much money I started being grateful for what I have [+11] u/tortu995: Market is paying tesla, spacex, palantir and many more for what will happen +15 years into the future but wont pay oracle which is less than 2 years away of becoming a gigantic cashcow. [+11] u/teh_herper: Fruit man not posting anything at 4:15 is very concerning [+11] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Damn BOA was right. We are in a recession. Sell everything. [+11] u/Wapmen: At this point 0dte options is the only play that at least have a > 50% chance to make some money. [+11] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: I put the fries in the bag... want ketchup with those ? [+11] u/mneymaker: In normal market conditions MU should be ripping faces +9% after this ORCL capex [+11] u/Bright-Revolution496: was up $50K a week ago, now I'm basically back to breakeven. Should be deep in red by the next few weeks, but guess what? I'm gonna hold and watch it all go right back up. [+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: There are people who started trading last week that have never seen SPY have a green day [+11] u/patmccock86: IRS is going to have to refund so many traders with all these options losses, just look at this week alone [+11] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Oracle is cooked. Only MU earning can change the AI trend from bearish to bullish. And once again Fuck you AVGO [+10] u/AeneasKurtz: Who's down over 15% on the year? Raise your hand ✋ [+10] u/Bob_the_peasant: “Congratulations to all the dip buyers” \-tomorrow or something [+10] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: She sells SPX shares by the sea shore. [+10] u/chauhan_shubham: Sorry Bulls bought Oracle Calls for Earnings. Didnt buy Dell or HPE or SNOW all went up. Bought AVGO and Oracle and they both fukin plummeted. Wtf is wrong. [+10] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Pray for our korean brothers, KOSPi will be a bloodbath 😭😭😭 [+10] u/No-Put2311: Korea bros don’t open the app [+9] u/Taiyoken: Sold QQQ puts for a 30% loss this morning, they closed +100%. Then I bought back, closed for a 10% loss, they're +500%. All this after a +500% day yesterday. Feels bad [+9] u/zac_usaf: Imagine beating all expectations and still going down… god I hate earnings, they make no sense [+9] u/pussy_ass_licking: Help me explain how is Walmart and Costco trading at 40 forward pe while nvidia, Microsoft, meta at 20 [+9] u/Jbuds09: Sorry kids summer is cancelled. [+9] u/Database-Greedy: I was down 30% on ORCL already, now i am 33% down. Ask me how i do it. [+9] u/steelejt7: does anyone have one of those ai trading bots? can you post the losses ? 🤣🤣🤣 [+9] u/rcp_5: Was sitting at Union station waiting for the train and the old guy next to me is on his laptop reading a fucking Yahoo Finance article about how rich you *could* get on the SpaceX IPO.   The top is in, freak the fuck out, sell everything. [+9] u/Ferret_Rough: I’ve had like 5 -$10,000 days in a row at this point [+9] u/SoloOutdoor: I guess we've entered our 6th once in a lifetime buying opportunity in the last 18 months. [+9] u/early-retirement-plz: ORCL raising debt, AI buildout too strong [+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: Now that I’ve lost money, I can see peace deal being signed tomorrow [+8] u/Illustrious_Emu_9085: I’m making losses each day but at least I’m beating the losses the S&P is posting 💀 [+8] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Extinction event for ORCL call buyers [+8] u/zmagickz: if you are confused at why the bears are winning, remember what month it is [+8] u/iBoughtYourCar: wtf happened to my port, I’ve lost 16k making ZERO plays [+8] u/SupportMedium9487: Fuck your calls, fuck your puts! 😂 [+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: How many "smartest guy in the room" on here are now broke. [+8] u/FatFluffyFish: So did ORCL save the Ai market or what [+8] u/Competitive_Ride: Oracle is like Reebok of tech [+8] u/DanqueLeChay: Barron deleted the app [+8] u/wowthisislong: panic, tomorrow i will be panicking, and also going to whataburger [+8] u/housemoneyrocketship: I scalped $500 then lost it all 🤡🔫 [+8] u/papirsoo: I‘m done with stocks, it’s world cup sport bets season now. [+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: Congratulations on the win today bears, better to be rich and gay then poor and straight [+8] u/Gom_KBull: Cash ultimately represents faith in the govt... and the dollar is backed by a govt that's the weakest and most compromised its ever been. # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ [^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s) [+8] u/Gom_KBull: # Bols really thot there was gonna be a V today LMAO # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ [^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s) [+8] u/PicklesAreTight: Two corrections in a six month span is quite a feat [+8] u/pussy_ass_licking: When I gain money I fuck hookers When I lose money I suck dick [+8] u/Moepenmoes: I'm 90% cash gang and I honestly don't know why I shouldn't just sell my remaining 10%, this market is dead [+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: come on ORCL, do your lying bs magic and get this market believing in fairy dust again 🙏 [+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: Imagine having money [+8] u/Sandvicheater: US is bombing Iran Civilian water sources, guess Geneva Convention is more like Geneva guidelines [+8] u/livingunique: In hindsight maybe the tariffs weren't the best idea [+8] u/Moepenmoes: 1 week ago: "Wow this week was bad" Now: "At least it wasn't as bad as it's now" Next week: "Fuck, can we at least go back to yesterday?" [+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Bought 2 lotto poots with ORCL to feel something [+7] u/toydan: \*ORACLE 4Q SOFTWARE REV. $6.82B, EST. $6.88B \*ORACLE 4Q SOFTWARE LICENSE REV. $1.88B, EST. $1.93B \*ORACLE 4Q ADJ. REV. $19.18B, EST. $19.09B \*ORACLE 4Q ADJ EPS $2.11, EST. $1.97 $ORCL [+7] u/The_Cornwallis: Oracle has left the room [+7] u/DipSniper69: I'm somewhat of an Oracle myself [+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: Just crash spy by - 20% and I'll yolo into qld shares [+7] u/diefy7321: Oh yeah, bers are going to double down on their puts this week lmao [+7] u/BaesTheorem02: First week of PDT and I have regrets [+7] u/buddwizard: Jensen physically holding Nvidia above 200 like goddamn Atlas [+7] u/drkgla: Man this just feels like Oracle dumps 20% tomorrow. We got a whole night of bad sentiment ahead of us. [+7] u/Successful-Rule-5407: Still living in my car 🔥🔥🔥 [+7] u/pmotiveforce: Watching spacex lose half its value over no more than 2 years is going to be peak hilarity. [+7] u/FLRugDealer: Today I made back all the money I lost yesterday. We back babyyyyyy [+7] u/DebtOk4461: WTF happened to smci today? [+7] u/CheekyPooh: After this week I can no longer afford to buy Space X [+7] u/Electrical-Prize5445: Bro how is Oracle dropping? They literally signed $85 Billion of RPO in 1 Qtr. Despite all the potential hate for their products, they are signing long term commitments with customers. And, their OCI revenue keeps increasing [+7] u/knoqd_: It’s June 2026 and NVDA is 5% below its October high. This AI bubble sucks [+7] u/TickTockTaudit: DOW=my granddad GOLD=my dad MAG7=me SPACE=gen Z REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE We’re all just a bunch of jackasses with a love of the game [+7] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Someone please turn this goddamn boat around. [+7] u/Brawmethius: So whats the chance Taco taco's tonight and PPI gets cooked perfectly. [+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: I miss those days when everything was fucked, but the market still kept going up. [+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Feeling unburdened by what has been 🌴 [+7] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Lost all YTD gain + extra (port doen -48% from ATH) in just 1 week. [+7] u/Whitemamba2798: What comes first 1. Peace in the Middle East 2. Open alien contact 3. GTA 6 [+7] u/kinkyhentai69: Damn did lil yachty release an album ? Why is everything down? [+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: ORCL planning a dilution? Oh yeah super bullish news [+7] u/jerm2z: Oracle, you were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Bers, not join them! [+6] u/Domefieldadvantage: All jokes aside shit might actually be over [+6] u/Initial-Magazine2169: The market this week is a cesspit of sadness and degeneracy. [+6] u/FoundationRegular661: hope my ORCL puts print [+6] u/dingusmingus2222: What a time to be alive... Port going to zero and Wendy's are closing down restaurants so I can't even get behind the dumpster... [+6] u/cloud_cafe: We moon tomorrow Why? For no fuarking reason [+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Oracle getting annihilated [+6] u/GamermanRPGKing: You fuckers with the MU $2000 Calls better show that fucking loss porn [+6] u/SetRestart: 🥭 better pump some money into this shit asap [+6] u/Hist0racle: Gonna take my money out of etfs and put it in a more stable environment. Betting on top scorer at the world cup [+6] u/-0x00000000: What did you expect from a company that sounds like you’re gargling balls when you say it. Oracle [+6] u/SpaceTimeItsRelative: I love the inflation. [+6] u/Foreigntragedy: asking adobe to save the market is like putting a 4th string quarterback in the super bowl [+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: Good stuff ORCL - thats another nail in the coffin [+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: I guess there was too much winning, 🥭 had to stop it [+6] u/Zuko2001: What is this AH price movement on ORCL? How does something get sold off almost 10% and then pops back to flat when nothing has changed over 10 minutes lmao. [+6] u/Lower_Skin_3683: the dip bought so hard on ORCL got durn [+6] u/srnx: What are my moves? $ROPE because Dementia-Don cant shut the fuck up [+6] u/Brendawg324: Oracle literally fucking bears and bulls simultaneously with a 0.00% move 😂 [+6] u/Ble_h: I lost so much money, I don't even feel sad anymore. [+6] u/trsx5: What a brutal sell off this is becoming. [+6] u/redditmodsRrussians: who got port mogged today? [+6] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: $ORCL bless its heart trying to move up. Market really wants it to sell it off, but just can't make it happen. [+6] u/NerdSlamPo: Oracle stock wtf is going on [+6] u/Rare_Spread2790: My thesis is that no PDT restrictions will only make the markets volatile so learn how to rollercoaster options [+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Orcl options were so expensive unless it moves explosively one way or another everyone fucked lmao [+6] u/teh_herper: Boutta find out why I regret trading earnings the 20th time [+6] u/McClintockC: Free red light therapy for everybody! 🎉 [+6] u/Ill-Sea291: No one's shooting bears today? Did bulls die from getting margin called? [+6] u/drkgla: I'm here for one reason and one reason alone. I'm here to guess what the music might do a week, a month, a year from now. That's it. Nothing more. And standing here tonight, I'm afraid that I don't hear - a - thing. Just... silence. [+6] u/Solid_Connection_628: You guys still have money? [+6] u/ManBearPig_1983: Half equities, half cash, half ass. [+6] u/Kooky_Resource6348: Shouldn’t these ORACLE earnings pump tf out of AI? This was some insane AI thesis reaffirmation after Broadcom earnings [+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Yall swear like you never seen a correction before, stop being poosies. [+6] u/Environmental_Bag778: only this week can a company put out great earnings and still dump [+6] u/31andnotdone: does anyone here have a personality [+6] u/FatandBankrupt: Got back 1/3 what I lost yesterday and 1/100th what I lost last 3 months. That’s a fucking W. [+6] u/justanaveragejoe520: Fully believe the party will be over once these AI companies publicly file their IPO and people get to see the margins these companies are running. Will make space ex look like a 10 trillion company [+6] u/Im_A_New_Reddit_User: Liquidity drain before spcx ipo, sell off ipo at market open, then sectors back to green after rebalancing again. Or at leats thats what im hoping [+6] u/toolfan21: First close below 50WMA since April low, soft support all the way down to $640 on QQQ. Grats bears, looks like this is it. [+6] u/Soldacki: At this point SPY just trades like a penny stock [+6] u/gwrichardson42: So many bad decisions by me today. Even when I was right, I either entered too early and paid too much or exited too early and left money on the table. Of course, I let my losers run just to increase my losses. Thousands invested over 10+ trades just to end the day at -$200. Should have been a $4 or 5k day. [+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Kospi gonna open 40% down [+6] u/Jupitersd2017: So tomorrow when it runs up and I think I’m going to buy puts at the top and wait for it to crash it’s just going keep going up I’m sure. [+6] u/Successful_Food6355: Think I will go back to just buying and holding the index. [+6] u/Bichael-Murry: man i hate claude and everything it stands for [+6] u/TickTockTaudit: It’s just a flesh wound [+6] u/Noticeably98: Man, working a job straight up sucks. Can't wait to just sell calls for a living [+6] u/WSBPleb: Old man Buffett accumulated cash, waiting because he knew opportunities were coming. His successor decided to YOLO 10B on GOOG at the tippy top 🤣 [+6] u/fiver420: I can see why people get addicted to 0DTE now. I never realized how little a stock has to move in either direction to move the option prices like crazy. [+6] u/Scalpaholic: So it might be pretty green tomorrow after a V. Looks like Big Money was selling off every other day and prob to ensure they can Max out their profits while trying not to have the Market crash against their entire portfolio. So tomorrow may be a repeat pattern of Tuesday.  Edit: I'm basing this on the theory that lots of institutional money is needed to manage forced ownership of SpaceX. [+6] u/Deep_Calls_007: I don’t wanna play anymore. Give me my money back [+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: Going back to war might just get this market to go back to ATH lmao [+6] u/oknBagholding: There's a sleeping korean getting margin called rn [+6] u/SlideIll3915: I’ve been liberated from money [+6] u/Vlisa: We really are back in Oct of last year. Looks like tech is gonna mega dump next quarter. [+6] u/Bonkers119: Tomorrow can’t be any worse, right guys? [+6] u/upvz: everything I touch turns to shit. tsla calls, orcl calls, avgo calls, mrvl calls [+6] u/narcteh: GOOGL im gonna ride this mf into september. Im gonna be so broke smh [+5] u/crazyfool319: Everyone was so scared SpaceX IPO would be the market top, it's now the market bottom 😂 [+5] u/Concept-Plastic: Being down 36k on GLD wasn’t on my bingo card [+5] u/drkgla: I pray to saint Charlie Munger. [+5] u/violet_evergarden8: END OF MONTH 800 SPY CALL, THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE [+5] u/Fast_Signature7684: oracle puts are SOO obvious that that shit will go +15% [+5] u/artandambition: We still doing the dow 50k thing or? [+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: SpaceX IPO is/was the real black swan event [+5] u/kwarknagel: # Stay calm everyone, women and children first! [+5] u/M13alint: Bold prediction oracle opens 205 everybody gets cooked [+5] u/Sick0h: They could’ve beat by 5x estimates and fallen with current sentiment [+5] u/nametaglost: Well I just lost a lot of money [+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Can inflation turn fifteen so that 🥭 will fall out of love with it? [+5] u/heikici: NVDA under 200 MSFT under 400... Truly the end of times [+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: I made $47.48 today. [+5] u/Late_Swan_1054: Safe to say my ORCL 250 calls aren't going to hit [+5] u/financiallythriving: How did my little wolf of Wallstreet do today [+5] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: Reversal!! Cmon Oracle!! U can do it!! [+5] u/diefy7321: ORCL dumping was so predictable lmao [+5] u/M4cHiin360: The volatility on oracle is crazy [+5] u/M13alint: I need to find a company working on testicular cancer so I can say calls on balls [+5] u/illinformed-will: Let Larry cook the guidance, bers delight [+5] u/nyse25: who else ~~investing~~ divesting in the spaceX ipo scam?? [+5] u/M00NFAC3_69: lmfao more debt and equity raises, this is going to be a common theme and the regards are the one getting fukt [+5] u/loveactuary21: Tonight an entire civilization (my port) was sent back to the stone age [+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Incredible earnings➡️down 5% [+5] u/Open-Lifeguard-3206: wtf is happening man [+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Oracle going 210+ after the dust settles.... [+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Central banks left holding thousand ton gold bags LMAO [+5] u/AGener0usGod: Peter Schiff lied to me 😞 [+5] u/NecessaryOk6148: Well done Oracle 🔈 👏 [+5] u/swarthout2222: I bought calls heavy, you’re welcome bers [+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Oracle flat LMAOOOOO [+5] u/NecessaryOk6148: Oracle back to 220 soon Bravo bravo Oracle 👏 [+5] u/tocinoman: ORCL is fucking hilarious [+5] u/thelundyy: I bought calls for tomorrow. Congrats to anyone holding puts [+5] u/goldenlamp: I’m straight up not having a good time [+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: Is it normal that my portfolio has only red days since I bought in? [+5] u/Me-Regarded: ORCL saved the market! Green soon, beautiful Bullish for semis, capex raised bigly [+5] u/cloud_cafe: Realistically speaking, if semis go down another 10-15% this week, I'm stuck with ramen and no holiday this summer [+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Imagine how much you would be nutting rn if you’re in cash LOL [+5] u/fzrox: ORCL can have perfect earnings and guidance and still die 10% like AVGO. I learned this the hard way bros [+5] u/tocinoman: Algos have absolutely no idea what they want ORCL to do. This is comedy [+5] u/E39_CBX: I cannot stop losing [+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Are my orcl 310c gonna be worthless??? Am I cooked [+5] u/Mr-Bonnet: MODS PLEASE POST THE HOTLINE [+5] u/amanj41: I’m gonna regret holding my puts overnight aren’t I? [+5] u/bitchfart007: I’m gonna regret holding my calls overnight aren’t I? [+5] u/Pereise1: MMs gonna reap that sweet, sweet IV tomorrow. Pretty much the reason I've stopped playing earnings on companies worth $500b+ [+5] u/Objective_Delay_1525: you can tell everyone is losing money because of the lack of gain porn in the last few weeks [+5] u/dumbest-bastard: I was trained in the bull arts. I must return the market to the way of the bull. [+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Oracle almost had a disaster but the stock came back down before earnings today [+5] u/AbjectProcedure3589: My MU call is currently being cooked, after market o just have an uneasy feeling [+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: how is $ORCL not at $0 when they yoloed into OpenScam? [+5] u/papirsoo: I realized this is all fake, just numbers on a screen. I do not care anymore. (Pls V) [+5] u/Least-Dragonfly5246: I plan to not look at my E\*trade account, thats what I’m doing tomorrow [+5] u/TheRealJohnOptions: 10% cpi won’t be that bad guys [+5] u/Fhyzikz: More death and decay in my portfolio tomorrow I'm sure [+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: Mango fall asleep in the Taco room. But deal is coming tomorrow, according to sources. [+5] u/papirsoo: I will tell my grandchildren the DOW was over 50,000 [+5] u/cloud_cafe: ORCL guidance: 3 happy meals and 1 AI generated burrito image [+5] u/sushilee123: I read Jeff Bezos is working on a plan to extract all the oxygen from the air. [+5] u/A10cc: Anyone else think Ryan Cohen is a massive cuck? [+5] u/Tall-Illustrator543: Schwab chose a great day to send a notification reminding me my account is margin approved. That feels sneakily bearish as hell [+5] u/Spezalt4: Welcome back to Wendy’s Diamond Hands. How was the moon? [+5] u/Regenbooggeit: So what’s the upside right now? Except for the end of the war? Everything feels fucking cooked bro. [+5] u/NerdSlamPo: micron down to 880. Such a rollercoaster today. [+5] u/bitchfart007: I just need 1 green day man is that too much to ask [+5] u/ez399017: We’re still drilling 😞 [+5] u/Whitemamba2798: Calling it a peace deal is like me saying my wife's boyfriend gets pegged by her. Call it a surrender deal [+5] u/tydiggityy: Why does WMT & COST have a 40+ p/e, double the P/E of MSFT and other tech giants who are literally poised to take over the world? Are we pricing in an apocalypse where computers cease to exist and we go back to a bartering society? Or is this just market pressure so institutions can load up before we go full blown AI dominated world? [+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Koreans cant pump in because all are trapped at top LOSS. Foreginers investors are gone [+5] u/Unban_thx: https://preview.redd.it/q25vyakani6h1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=604ca102ff84fa84d35aa12b5aef239b96299ff2 [+5] u/Solid-Fix-3772: Seeing Oracle faceplant made my day [+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Your GOOGL $367.5 Call expires Friday. 🤡 [+5] u/RespectTheAmish: Larry taking a break from killing CBS, to kill the stock market. [+5] u/Tall-Illustrator543: 🥭 saying we are close to deal but also saying we need a quick massive strike against iran to put them in the dirt. Some more of that 5D chess [+5] u/general-meowington: if you're not playing 0dte, the time to buy is at close of day [+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Who bought yolo calls at close? [+5] u/Agitated-Present-286: f SPCX causing all this [+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Can't believe I'm saying this but elon is the only hope this week. If spaceX ipo fucks up, say hello to gay gay land. [+5] u/E39_CBX: NVDA 220 by next week [+5] u/Kattilaeikka: What are my moves tomorrow? Back to my day job behind Wendy's. [+5] u/Fast_Signature7684: i saw oracle at +4% for a second, wtf [+5] u/The_misteak: $ORCL bagholders fell for it again 🫵🤣 [+5] u/SergeantThreat: SHOW YOUR LOSSES YOU CRAZY BASTARDS [+5] u/Spezalt4: Why am I only green on red days? I don’t identify as a ghey ber [+5] u/GetCashQuitJob: Investment thesis: a lot of people have freed up money to play SPCX by selling crypto and tech gainers. A lot of people plan to try to scalp the Day One burst. A lot of people will not get what they want. A lot of people will be buying BTC and high volatility stocks on Monday and Tuesday. Plan: calls for Monday/Tuesday. [+5] u/Soldacki: 2026 is actually 1999 [+28] u/spilledonwhite: I'm buying every dip. Fuck it. If AI goes down in flames we will all still have jobs. So much fear and pain in here... perfect time to buy. That warren buffet "others are fearful" shit. That's the thing, it's HARD to buy the dip. Even harder to keep doubling down. It takes BALLS. It is actually easy to fomo in at the top when you see line going up. Look at a 1 yr or 5 yr chart and all those dips, you always think "If I had bought then, I would be so rich now," but that time period was FUCKING SCARY. Disclaimer: Bought the top, averaging down, bags very very heavy. I am learning, I think. [+23] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Somoene on TV came and blamed Biden for inflation. Wtf [+20] u/Roidsandinsecurity: You know there's flat earthers and moon landing deniers lined up to buy the spacex ipo [+19] u/unhappyreach_: Robinhood when you deposit money "Hey, best friend!! NICE transfer, you want some margin with that???" Robinhood when you withdraw money " Hold on mfer....Who the fug do you think you are? I need to see some ID and facetime me really quick. " [+19] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Guys I reduced my hard earned net worth from 156k to 55k and will be 34yrs old this year. I got into a downward spiral of completely losing control over my behavior and started over & revenge trading after being succesful for one year. I cant sleep anymore, have not eaten for days and dont know how I will ever be happy again. It hunts me 24 hours a day. I think I will have to visit a psychiatrist and get some medication to not get into a worse mental situation. Its looking really really bad. Currently having very dark thoughts. [+18] u/ChreeKnowsBest: BREAKING NEWS: MU opens the Strait of Hormuz and brokers the peace deal signing to end the war. In addition, every happy meal from McDonald’s will now include 1 HBM4 chip [+17] u/SoothingWafer: You can tell there's a ceasefire because of the explosions [+16] u/SteakEater137: Remember what started off this last crazy bull run with almost 0 red days? It was right after Trump’s “whole civilization will die tonight” post, followed by him changing his mind and declaring a ceasefire after hours. Market pumped like 3% next day and just kept running on announcements of peace deals that never came. This is the foundation we’ve been pumping on. [+16] u/Old-Location6448: Ive seen enough. Lets send another 2 billion dollars to Israel. [+15] u/TheoryInttro: Well. If it doesn't pump tomorrow I'm going to regret what I did today. [+15] u/NervousChemistry7401: Self Defense strikes… in their country. [+14] u/Samjabr: Iran about to get blasted. Bullish - opportunity for more cease fires! [+14] u/drbigtoe: All i own are the greatest, most profitable companies in the world who just did blowout quarters and my portfolio is down 20% past 2 weeks [+14] u/Disastrous_Tax6664: It's nice that 🥭 only does military action between 4:01pm and 7:00am EST, so thoughtful of him. [+13] u/OrangMiskin: Imagine if 🥭 didn’t meddle with Iran bs? [+13] u/sonofalando: With this inflation my mortgage is basically paying me at 2.5% 😂 [+12] u/BottomlessSploodge: https://preview.redd.it/7ibodu0bpi6h1.png?width=1402&format=png&auto=webp&s=de8c42c907392b0fefe72a88ef2d98dfc4ad67c4 [+12] u/isP1tchhere: My move tomorrow is going to start begging at the traffic lights [+12] u/According-Essay-4973: I'm not going to ignore the shitting pigeon next time [+12] u/Silent_South5471: see the good part is we actually don’t need oil or anything else that comes from the middle east. We can print money and be fine [+12] u/WarmMinimalist: Pakistan moderated ceasefire announcement in 3…2…1… [+12] u/Old_Implement_5135: From 70k to 42k, am I retarded [+11] u/Cultural-Gate1583: Just got a call from my work asking if I'd like to come in for overtime tomorrow. How tf do they know? [+11] u/killainvest: I bought the literal top. [+11] u/ismebbb: Bears just want to see the world burn [+11] u/Spy300: Price it >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION” ✅️ [+11] u/Far-Requirement9180: Algos waiting for everyone go bearish to rip ass [+11] u/BooBrew32: Starting to think Mango is not the brilliant tactician he keeps telling us he is. [+11] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: The don does not concern himself with the situation in Iran nor the US financial markets, he only cares about the situation in his adult diaper [+11] u/savingstrainagain: MU boys about to find out what it’s like to go -50% on shares [+10] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Those of us who hold are getting zero fucking reprieve right now. Day after day it's red and immediately stays red in AH. This fucking sucks. [+10] u/crab_people_now: I am no longer having fun [+10] u/fe2sio4: Is this one of those “self defense” strike and ceasefire still intact or war is back on? [+10] u/Far-Requirement9180: The fall down is always faster [+10] u/Electronic-Advisor72: FIFA peace prize is on shaky ground. [+10] u/Ohlele: Hey guys, I want to inject 1T, which is 70% of my net worth, into the stock market tomorrow. What do you think? [+10] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Spacex 2x and -2x leveraged ETFs go live same day that definitely won't cause extra volatility [+10] u/pineapplekiwipen: if this shit keeps dumping SPCX might make history with an open below ipo price [+10] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: if only i had more money so i could keep buying the dip then i would probably be even more down actually maybe its better being broke [+10] u/Madsen13140: Almost forgot the files [+9] u/bearhunter429: #Even cooked numbers show 4.2% inflation. Imagine the real numbers. LMAO🤌 [+9] u/r0n224: Hegseth: "The purpose of the strikes will be to return Iran to the negotiating table, not to start a war. CENTOM will be busy tonight." - Bro what does that even mean? Is it like hitting a child on its hand to make them obey? [+9] u/robenette: Donald the pdf will try to say it’s Biden’s fault somehow [+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Never knew mango was secretly a bear holy shit [+9] u/King_Credit: I’m so proud of myself. I made 300 bucks this morning. Old me would have kept trading and lost 1000 bucks. I put the phone down and kept my gains. Growth feels good [+9] u/Cosmorto: I've been playing Cities: Skylines lately and I'm happy to announce that I was able to pull down my city budget deficit to -400k 🥳🥳 [+9] u/Samjabr: NVDA forward PE officially in the teens. [+9] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Shaving my bush did in FACT not make it look bigger but expose it for what it is FUCK [+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: at this point just drop nukes and be done with it that might be better now i sound like a horrible person [+9] u/sloanemonroe: More attacks in Iran announced for tonight. Yeah, deal is imminent [+9] u/r0n224: Air defense activated in Tehran. [+9] u/RJ5R: Looks like the collapse is imminent. I'd like to sell my position. It's ~~$1.3 Billion~~ $12 Dollars......Sure, I'll hold. [+9] u/pm_me_ur_demotape: Scalped all day today. Ended up down $150. Coulda been worse [+9] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Self defense strikes on civilian infrastructure like yesterday? [+9] u/One-Duty-2376: Fuck Pete Hegseth. The most bullshit tough guy act I've ever seen from someone. [+9] u/UniquesOnly: Will someone say ‘believe it or not, calls’ just for old times sake [+8] u/gkdjsl: Oracle is bad boomertech and Larry Ellison has allegedly raped one of the surviving Greys from the Roswell crash [+8] u/stuntondeezh0es: Friendly reminder that it only takes 3 more -2% days on spy to be negative YTD [+8] u/unhappyreach_: ORCL does not look ideal Not ideal [+8] u/Jets237: I used to be a bear but ran out of money :-( [+8] u/pajaemainroad: Peace deals about to drop on Iran. All in calls [+8] u/RagingBearBull: I talked to my sister today, she says that filling up at the pump is streching her budget. Also talking about current events stresses her out and she prefers to not know what is going on. Based on that, i have a feeling she represents 100% of market participants. [+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I WANT BORING GOVERNANCE [+8] u/uncsucks: +167k today on SPX puts. Still holding [+8] u/scooterhomeimprover: The most peaceful ceasefire you’ve ever seen. [+8] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Lmao at everyone who bought NVDA at 220+ [+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: We've defensively blown up their water reservoirs [+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: It's not war it's defense and the aggressor is their desalination plant 😡 [+8] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: This has to be the worst market sentiment SpaceX could IPO into Who tf is going to buy this shit now? Whole market is terrified [+8] u/Leading-Future6691: Regarded me bought some calls for tomorrow [+8] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: *war is bullish.. right?.. right??* [+8] u/jahdyudnwl: A lot of ORCL earnings gamblers became long term value investors this evening and it shows [+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Seeing chatter in oil forums: US owned heavy bombers are moving towards Iran [+7] u/Disastrous_Tax6664: After staying out of market as a bear for months I started buying in on June 2, which also was QQQ's recent peak. It's down 7.5% since then. I'm fking regarded [+7] u/Disastrous_Tax6664: Axios just reported 🥭 will be converting to Islam in order to finalize an Iran deal. [+7] u/Meteyu32: If tomorrow looks like today I’m just sitting out. [+7] u/SnoStrm: I’ve done it again (not good)! [+7] u/Any-Read-9770: Google's got to be the cheapest exposure available to SpaceX right? 5-6% at <30x p/e... [+7] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: storm before the calm [+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I had a small port with just around 3k on RH It went up to 11k then down to 160 dollars lmao [+7] u/JudgmentCharming355: The bubble burst, the peak was in May. [+7] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Doing well, only down 30k today. 🤡🔫 [+7] u/RagingBearBull: well the market didn't like the "secret supply of oil, with 1 trillion billion barrels of oil" but we are still not in bear market terrioty, the plan is to masturbate and re-evaluate the situation [+7] u/oshdwtf: I'M GAY AND MY DICK IS SMALL [+7] u/Berto_: $7.28 from META settlement. Bastards! [+7] u/zurijer: The sooner that yall realize AI has no moat. The better you will feel about these companies cuckjng yall with the dilution. [+7] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Elon calling 🥭 tonight to pump the market for his spacex IPO [+7] u/nocturnalvampiress: Part of me wants to buy some MU but the other part is too much of a coward lmao. [+7] u/A_Credo: US bombing Iran What will Iran's response be? Tune in later to find out! [+7] u/widerdog: orcl, come on, dump down to 165 [+7] u/emporium4648: Hegeseth and Rubio are the nastiest of them all. [+7] u/slothropdroptop: Oracle did not in fact save the AI trade [+7] u/NoSenseMakes: if you round up the dow is 50k [+7] u/DryBicycle5629: Peace deal is not coming lads [+7] u/SteakEater137: If this does turn out to be a bubble popping, imo the top was Marvell jumping 40%, $90 billion, overnight just on a Jensen shoutout. No financial data or contracts, nothing. And the previous quarter they only made $34 million. I still cant wrap my head around that. Gotta count as euphoria. [+7] u/Airizom: I got rugpulled by $ORCL [+7] u/bearhunter429: #QQQ casually down $55 in a few trading days LMAO🤌 [+7] u/Kurdwadat: Iran getting bombed atm [+7] u/widerdog: DUMP ORCL DOWN MORE YOU CRAZY BASTARDS [+7] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Boots on the ground 🤌 [+7] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: You see the strikes in Iran rn means we’re close to a deal [+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Why do our politicians enjoy getting the golden plated pagers? What a fucking sinister gift and foul optics [+7] u/skymagic: 90% of this sub is waiting for their mom to come pick them up rn because they're not having fun anymore 🤣 [+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: ORCL = Overnight Rekt Complete Loss [+7] u/pooontangclan3: I had my "first ones free" trade for a 14k gain... in my paper account. Switched to real account cuz that made me cocky and immediately lost 2k lmao [+6] u/Spiritual-Mine-5972: Just found out that BBC is banned in Vietnam,thats racist af [+6] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: U.S. Secretary of War Hegseth stated that the U.S. will strike Iran tonight [+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: last friday i made a joke about buying puts, i should’ve just actually bought puts [+6] u/portbouncer5000: SOXL is financial heroin and I wish I never tried it [+6] u/Airizom: I really dont know why im still holding. Even VOO and QQQ holders aren’t safe [+6] u/Old_Evidence8598: 🥭 has to stop this war before he loses everything [+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: All this for space x ipo is crazy [+6] u/plumpypenguin: I’m glad I sold my 2x leverage ORCL an hour before close 💀 [+6] u/ieatmoondust: Oracle beats and has strong guidance, now suddenly people care about spending? Lol. This market is stupid right now. [+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **CAPITAL MARKETS LESSON of 06/10/2026**: This market pullback is healthy it release paper hands so we can continue to PAMP, just like weak earthquakes are good to release pressure from tectonic plates not letting it accumulate for a big one. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! ME(wsb intellectual). [+6] u/Moocat2855: So umm can we give kegseth to the ayatollah as a bacha bazi boy in order to open the whoremuz [+6] u/Airizom: I bought oracle 10 minutes ago and i’m already down 5% lmfao [+6] u/Normal-Phase-1252: it might be okay to cry a little in the casino [+6] u/LopsidedAssistance90: So glad I didn't try to recover my losses from yesterday and just sat this one out, what a shit show. [+6] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: We going below 700 this week fellas I been saying it. -3-5% tomorrow for the SpaceX IPO because it'll be really funny. [+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Mfs dying in war and we’re over here thinking about our stocks LMAO🤌 [+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Made 3500 today holy fuck I lost 10 years of my life tho. What do I buy tomorrow to double it q [+6] u/One-Duty-2376: I hope Iran kicks our asses [+6] u/PushAble2463: Mango said he’ll hit Iran more and harder tonight….Newsflash; I told my wife the same damn thing this morning..but then it got a bit late and I also missed my nap after dinner and I got really tired. Do with this information as you please. [+6] u/Portgas_E_Ace: One more leg down then we rip Friday and next week… PLEASE RIP NEXT WEEK😭 [+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: One Iranian missile into Saudi’s water facilities and 🥭 is making whatever deal Iran wants [+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: The F-35 will go there to negotiate the peace deal right?.... right? [+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: The cash gang people have arrived lmao. Saw it when SPY was $630 and look now. CaSH GaNG hErE aT $725, absolute idiots lol [+6] u/vermilli21: A real panic fear would be futures going -3% [+6] u/fabledsoe: My next move is working on my heavy sighs.. [+6] u/patelchief90: will NVDA EVER have a +$10 day? for fucks sake? bearhunter out in full force talking smack [+6] u/SigTauDan: Can’t wait to be a part of the inevitable SpaceX class action lawsuit [+6] u/Abe2025: Well oracle is officually the biggest shit company in the tech industry [+6] u/AdjustDeezNutz: So we're gonna get a replay of March? [+6] u/FinishWarm1746: It’s actually crazy seeing spy at 724 when we swore we’d be at 800 by now 💀 [+6] u/yoursupportivedad: I fucking hate the 1 hour commodities break everyday, OPEN THE CASINO YOU FUCKS!! [+6] u/EagleNoahg: Load puts tomorrow morning. We go lower. [+6] u/SteakEater137: War today and tomorrow to create selloff. “Ceasefire” on Friday morning to create artificially big pump. [+6] u/pink_ego_box: "I love inflation" just said Trump and yet people are dumping gold lmfao [+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: The dow is below 50k it's over bros [+6] u/anto_c_86: So puts are free money now? [+6] u/anto_c_86: Is it too much to ask for a +25% day from nvidia? [+6] u/King_Credit: Iran? Fuck em. Your calls? Fuck em. [+6] u/PlentyArmy2411: It's a bull market, till it ain't [+6] u/r0n224: Ballistic missile launches reported. - I guess its time to go in my bunker 😞 [+5] u/mcccliii: Rule1: First confirm the trend. If uncertain, wait. Rule2: Always Play with the trend. Win rate is 9/10. [+5] u/VesperGilchrist: "One Unhappy Meal with a glass of cold tap water, please." "Sir, this is a Wendy's. Our tap water is tepid." [+5] u/cgonz15: When the Iran conflict started markets dropped almost 10% from ATH, now its 5% drop from this recent ATH, so we are maybe halfway there 💀 but its ok because after that the markets rallied 22% up so this is just a massive pullback before next leg up in this bull run 😎 [+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth says US Central Command (CENTCOM) “will be busy tonight”. [+5] u/Thetatterer: Where is that Drone guy who full ported? [+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Can't even hold SMCI long term because this POS stock always has random 20 or 30% gap downs [+5] u/Sunkettle: Turned $1.3K -> $2.3K -> $7.5K -> $9.3K in 3 days 📈 I'm feeling *elated* [+5] u/photosynthescythe: If you talk about work during your lunch break just know everyone secretly hates you [+5] u/Chemical-Top-1407: Sorry bols get ready for 650$ qqq tomorrow 😭 [+5] u/Weak_Money_9927: I never thought I would be banking on Elon Musk to save me with SpaceX [+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Asia cricuit breaker agaîn 😂🤌 [+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Bers you motherfuckers, what have u done to my boy [+5] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Pakistan sold at the top [+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: All these lovely World Cup visitors enriching themselves with the beauty of American culture through Waffle House and strip clubs [+5] u/Abe2025: Dear god please make it stop [+5] u/Spy300: Fed doesnt hike for supply side shocks. They do cut for recessions though. [+5] u/curling_rocks: Strikes won't happen, one week to get the deal done just like two weeks ago. Pumping tomorrow [+5] u/Valianne11111: I swear the market always dips right around the time of my 401k deposit. [+5] u/Pristine-Sherbert-66: Wait for 🥭 to start tossing the n word around ☢️💣 which was the bottom of the last crash [+5] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: This ain’t your typical correction. If it was we’d be rebounding already. Big green tomorrrow but it may slide. In other words stocks may go up or down. You heard it here first. If it keeps sliding I will have to take out a loan to buy this smexxi dip [+5] u/Spy300: >u/Spy300 15 points 1 month ago > - Do a few weeks of a fake ceasefire / peace talks > - Get the puppet fed chair confirmed > - Blow up kharg island / Invade / Start Iranian revolution **<-- (You Are Here)** > - Send WTI to 150 > - Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% >✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**. [[1]](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sxes3c/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_april_28_2026/oimpwpg/) Scripted. >[TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION”](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u1xslp/daily_discussion_thread_for_june_10_2026/oqvvoxj/) [+5] u/isukforfree: Ok so tomorrow more sell off. Maybe calls end of day will do it [+5] u/sabatiel180: Iran talks going well? [+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Trump taking away elons thunder. War is back on the menu [+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Even the audio is shit LMAO [+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: Bears will tell the story of the legend of AVGO and how it popped the bubble with a simple earnings call [+5] u/Boheed: maybe it's bad that everything is computer [+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Wait they're actually believing the million billion shadow barrels? 😭😭😭 [+5] u/Samjabr: CNBC really trying to blame the war for the dump in Semis... Maybe it's because some stocks are up 200% in a year - HURDUR [+5] u/Slow-Information-847: Has the new attack started yet? Gold is still making new lows. [+5] u/JarrodH991: Everyone so scared lol [+5] u/afx_288: I told myself I was only going to open Reddit to check out WSB and nothing else. I genuinely hate all the gender wars stuff that's outside this degenerate sub. [+5] u/Thebaxxxx: The fucking must be pretty good with all the people in here still. Usually very slow by now [+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I'm 100% cash. Ready to go shopping soon! [+5] u/One-Duty-2376: I ran I ran so far away [+5] u/pingoo26: Truly incredible how I found the bottom of this oracle dump and went short. Green recovery candles from 1m to 1 hr lol [+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: MSTR puts have paid me three weeks in a row. [+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Friday is going to be memorable, whatever happens [+5] u/CMTTrader: \*IRAN SAYS IT WILL HIT NEW US TARGETS, TASNIM REPORTS [+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: i don't know where the bottom of this current drop is but i rest easy knowing bears will be apeing into puts at that exact moment [+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: Starting to think starting a “military excursion” in Iran was not the move. [+5] u/NoGovernment7440: Absolutely no clue how to trade oil futures, gonna give it a shot tho. What could go wrong. [+5] u/xyrian328: Need jensen to rappel in from one of their conference room windows and say orcl is the next 1t company [+5] u/StandardDot5115: Very exciting EOD red drop into hell [+5] u/SSmitch: The dollar and corn are dead, SpaceX shares are now the worlds currency, we nuke Mercury for being a loser [+5] u/bearhunter429: #I knew that many companies would go bankrupt this year but Gold wasn't on my list of bankrupt companies LMAO🤌 [+5] u/likeabosstroll: Damn spy calls pricey [+5] u/CheapHero91: seriously tho poor open AI. AMD couldn’t hit 600 so they won’t get the free 10% stake 😂 [+5] u/corona0_o: U.S. STRIKES ON IRAN HAVE BEGUN JUST NOW. RIP OUR PORTFOLIOS [+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: anyone have spy calls [+5] u/stylishwarlock: oracle needs to go back down or else my calls and puts will both be worthless [+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Baron loaded up on puts? Launch the strikes against Iran [+5] u/2020isgreat: btw retail is short oil lmao [+5] u/widerdog: orcl wont recover, its over [+5] u/vanceraa: entire bag7 gonna be raising capital for more semis and you aren’t full porting MU? [+5] u/4Rascal: To go from claiming to be on the verge of ending a civilization to professing a love for inflation in a couple months is quite the falloff [+5] u/Not_Made_by_Design: Jerkin off since that all I’m good for these days [+5] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Red is my new favorite crayon [+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: If you are still buying calls every day, you are actually regarded \- from a bol. [+5] u/Temporary-Impact5279: Oracle: it's so over, we're so back, it's so over [+5] u/LeDoohickey: This orange mf is killing my vibe 😔 [+5] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf why is ORCL tanking? Didn't they beat earnings? [+20] u/cannythecat: We still have another 3 weeks of pride month for the market to keep dropping LMAO 🤌 [+16] u/nebula504: Mrvl about to have the fastest delisting in S&P history [+15] u/plxyboyy: I really bought calls thinking there would be a bounce 🤣🤣🤣 [+12] u/Bizonistic: Turns out SpaceX IPO announcement is the top signal [+12] u/SmoresPies: guys think of elon!!! this was supposed to be his week. everything is NOT computer right now [+11] u/rocier: Im glad i quit smoking and drinking so I can take up smoking and drinking again after this week [+11] u/Poptart_Salad: Gold has broken the March war lows. Absolutely plummeting. [+10] u/l34ch_r: Feels like March again [+10] u/ThanksDependent1001: You hear that? Bombs dropping is the sound of our portfolios dropping. 💣 [+10] u/nordik1: 90 mins until Korea freaks the fuck out and lays waste to MU pain [+10] u/Legal_Shop_5501: Guys I think even Jensen with two leather jackets wouldn't be enough to pump this 😔 [+10] u/Miles-OBrien: Trump has announced a 10% government stake in the company SPY [+9] u/NefariousnessSea4710: I’m buying all of the MU [+9] u/Dizzy-Monk-: Chat, are we cooked? [+9] u/GoProVI: Ayo wtf is going on… we were going so great and then these past 2 weeks have been shit [+9] u/Legal_Shop_5501: Poor Koreans will wake up to another circuit breaker [+9] u/jacked2datitz: I wish this sub had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. [+9] u/Icommandyou: I don’t care for red days or gas or grocery prices. My number one issue is I hope he gets his ballroom and pool, that’s all really matters I don’t need to eat [+9] u/gs-: “What are your moves tomorrow, June 11, 2026?” Prolly kill myself [+9] u/_THEBIGIS: when wsb is bearish .. [+9] u/nomar_ramon: Next week, we gonna see a 🥭 tweet saying Iran has learned their lesson and they about to sign a peace deal soon. US winning the war. [+9] u/davidbigham: Still much better than those silver gang. 😂😂 [+9] u/FartPolluter: Spacex float is only like 5-10%, most manipulated garbage in history. Joke market [+9] u/tandoori_taco_cat: can ppl stop committing war crimes k pls tnx [+9] u/good-times-: MU with another $1600 price target [+8] u/Syllabub_Visual: Remember spacex has over 400 employees now worth over $100m so this ipo has created A LOT of 22 year olds worth that much, a lot of 22-23 year olds are about to get VERY rich because of how many centimillionaire employees are being created, something else for you to feel salty about while you complete your shift at Wendy’s while being double their age… [+8] u/Historical-Half-5377: Bought 150 shares of $MU at $935, let’s gooo 💎 [+8] u/CorvusGearlock: It’s so funny people think gold needs to bounce [+8] u/crispycreasy: Bought Friday spy calls at close. Hope I don’t regret it [+8] u/mangofruitdude: Market holding up well if you consider the fact that you have a president that says I love inflation lmao [+8] u/isolated-cat: this is the cheaper entry everyone had wanted but now everyone too pussy to buy the dip [+8] u/WarmCan3034: I am actually considering panic selling… [+8] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: I bought hood calls at legit the very top today [+8] u/PhysInstrumentalist: If you buy puts on spy over $710, you will probably make money [+8] u/OnceALoser: Market down 5% since last week while I am down 25%. Looks like my learning phase never ends 🤣🤣 [+8] u/JuicyJohnny69: If spcx flops Friday… this is going down [+8] u/KittyLover-7: Space x will have a higher valuation than meta btw That’s how stupid this is Take AI CAPEX out the equation, meta shits money out it’s ass from ad revenue on high as fuck margins [+8] u/Capable-Register-595: The man promising to take one million people to mars has more credibility than Saylor. [+7] u/J_da_CPA: Algos buying ORCL up [+7] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: **This time it’s different.** [+7] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: I miss my mom so much… How much money do I need to earn? How much do I need to achieve to truly be able to go back to her side…? I know my mom doesn't ask for anything; she just wants me to live a happy life, but I can't do that… [+7] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Just remember guys, money is a human construct and illusory. Your real value is in how regarded you are. [+7] u/Incognadeau: Maybe I shouldn’t have sold those Friday expiry puts.. [+7] u/Good_Aardvark1609: Damn wish I held my spy puts 😭 [+7] u/CollegeCorrect3506: Attempting to hold off this margin call until Friday when my paycheck clears 🫪 [+7] u/saintmitchy: I can’t believe I have to go to the wsb daily thread to get the latest news [+7] u/jraiv420: Bols really thought calls would print during pride month 🐻🌈 [+7] u/Unityeid: *Cries in the casino [+7] u/disposable-burner: how much fucking longer does this shit need to keep going on for [+7] u/OptionsHuduga: When the market was at all time highs and ripping non stop daily cucks here were begging for a down day. Now it’s dropping with force and folks r terrified. This is why the poor stay poor. [+7] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Defensive bombs from the Department of War, formerly named  Department of Defense... [+7] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: Is stock market gambling? [+6] u/xlmtothemoon: strikes have begun? i guess barron has puts [+6] u/Loose_Hornet4126: These aren't rockets flying. They are peace deal capsules being delivered by the new USPS express vehicles with booster engines to intended destinations [+6] u/Bravadette: The 1915 Dardanelles naval assault was a British and French attempt to knock Ottoman Turkey out of WWI and open a supply route to Russia. On March 18, 18 Allied battleships tried to force the straits, only to strike an undetected line of Turkish mines. 1/3 of the fleet sunk or crippled in a single day, and the attack was abandoned. This lead directly to the even bloodier Gallipoli land campaign and cost Churchill his post as First Lord of the Admiralty. [+6] u/Haikoe: Not long until the first ai company gonna announce scaling back on investment [+6] u/Haikoe: No one knows what the future might hold, but data centers in Space defo ain’t it. [+6] u/Such_Coin: Let me guess: Ceasefire still intact. [+6] u/tldamico: Can't wait to see what happens during the anticipated wealth transfer on Friday from retail investors to Elon Musk. [+6] u/Zfreezy: Time to brush off the ol' SPY 700 hat [+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: 715 is the absolute bottom, IMO And yes, we hit another ATH before July [+16] u/BoredPoopless: Imagine hitting a six figure port for the first time in your life just to lose it a few days later. Couldn't possibly be me [+16] u/wattap: MANGO: I SPOKE DIRECTLY TO IRANIAN OFFICIALS AND THEY ASKED ME TO STOP BOMBING, BOMBING WILL STOP SOON (the same horseshit news cycle will now commence) [+15] u/darkspherei: generational bagholding oppertunty [+13] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: OPEN THE STRAIGHT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS [+13] u/xInfinity962: Hormuz will be closed until further notice says Iran💀💀 [+12] u/PompeiiSketches: Bombing the fuck out of them is not intended to trigger broader impact Trump told Qatar LMAO [+11] u/Swiftnice: It's gonna be funny if 🥭 crashes the market and turns the Spacex IPO into a bigger disaster than it already will be haha [+11] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Bombing for 1 hour, stopping it and trying to make it bullish? what the fuck is this [+11] u/BagholderForLyfe: I noticed how on red days this chat is more civilized. No "ber r fuk" posts. [+11] u/tripstermcgee808: Puts on this guys liver [+10] u/the_mind_goblin1: How the fuck do oil traders have the patience for this shit. It's all fucking tweets. I'd blow my brains out if I traded this for a job [+10] u/llasar17: im not falling for that again [+9] u/YouKnown999: Where are the bulls saying ORCL was going to launch an AI boom? 💥 🫵🤡 🫵 [+9] u/InIce1234: It's crazy that my tooth implant is worth more than the whole net worth of some people in here. [+9] u/CumomEileen: I am legitimately not having a good time [+9] u/the_mind_goblin1: I just called trump and said I was from Iran and to please stop bombing. He fell for it LMAO [+9] u/Sweet-Watercress1587: what about PPI tomorrow - who is excited? [+9] u/Katieblahblahbloo: IS THE FUCKING SHIP THING CLOSED OR IS IT NOT [+9] u/aahidboss: Lol all it took Iran is to just announce the strait is closed and in less than an hour he TACOs out, wtf lol [+9] u/aahidboss: Iran saying nobody has contacted TACO lolool [+8] u/drytexterfinalboss: $ORCL has to raise $8 billion at 7%-10% interest to pay maturing debt that was 2.5%-3% AI "revolution" in a nutshell 🤡 [+8] u/RoloTonyBrownTownn: I hate that mother fucker so much [+8] u/whomakesthetendies: #iran just blockaded the blockade of their blockade 😂 [+8] u/Synergiex: Iran closed and targeted two ships that were trying to pass strait More pain incoming tomorrow and friday… israel is happy again now that they forced war to restart by constantly attacking Beirut and lebanon against all warnings… Trump is also a joke. He supposedly called bibi to stop and they answered him by attacking beirut again within an hour after the call with trump. They pretty much told him stfu and help with bombings, and he is doing like a good boy he is [+8] u/TakeThatBro: We won't have any money left to buy spacex lol [+8] u/Successful-End7689: Everyone laughed, but I knew this day was coming. Cash gang since 2017. [+8] u/MrDee97: Warren Buffet gonna fire some people, his replacements bought GOOG at the top while he was hoarding cash [+8] u/chainer3000: Wonder how the SpaceX IPO will go now in such a shit macro environment. I don’t intend to play it so just genuinely interested [+8] u/Common_Ad_3059: All in 0 dte puts spy tommorow [+8] u/InitiativeGlum2507: More like, buy in May and get fucked in the ass [+8] u/seanws30: "Due to a clerical error, the SPCX IPO has been postponed indefinitely." -Elmo probably [+8] u/jreddit712: there's no way the Koreans look at our charts today and say "yes, this is the dip we need to buy" lol [+8] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao strait is closed again. There’s a 100% chance 🥭 and friends went short last week. [+8] u/Synergiex: I cancelled all my spcx requests. I wont gamble it with an overpriced company just for the hype while pretty much everything will be on huge discount come Friday [+8] u/Katieblahblahbloo: So the news is “we will bomb the shit out of you if you don’t agree to a deal” [+8] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: Cmon Iran do the thing with the Strait [+8] u/whomakesthetendies: #BREAKING: Iran to begin large scale naval mining of the Strait of Hormuz [+8] u/aahidboss: That was an incredibly fast TACO even by his standards LMAO [+8] u/Jadeclone1: "If they dont make a deal, we'll bomb the shit out of them again" \- Trump [+8] u/ComodinoDiLegno: Somehow both Israel and Iran have the us by the balls, what a joke this country has become [+7] u/purpleinme: I got trapped. I would have never expected two corrections within a four-month span. [+7] u/tikimandude: This must be how people in 1984 experienced war. Rapidly switching between peace and war, not knowing what the goal is or who your allies are. You can neither understand nor contradict Big 🥭. [+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Spy has a 5% pullback and like 80% of tech is down 20-60% in a month lmao [+7] u/Excellent-Bag135: DON'T OPEN THE CASINO [+7] u/LectureNo1620: I am starting to regret spending my wife's student loan money on precious metals. [+7] u/moosewithamuffin: I really bought calls at the top LMAO [+7] u/manginamonologues: Still can't believe how regarded this rally from April was. [+7] u/OkResponsibility2470: Years from now historians will wonder how such a regarded admin was able to come into power Spent like 3 months burning through reserves while achieving nothing aside from making things worse [+7] u/Snowman33001: Gold down 7.59% YTD. Remember when they told us it was “free money” to long gold? Yeah… [+7] u/imahohohoho: Lmfao Iran openly saying they didn’t talk to anyone. Watch the Axios reports. Algos run off what they say. [+7] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: Market doing a great job for men’s mental health month 😵‍💫 [+7] u/LiveInLayers: Ive been hyping my buddy up to buy spacex. Planning to call him a retard later. [+7] u/hiphopanonomos: Chat is so lit on red days though [+7] u/mousepop321: Why don’t we just leave Iran? [+6] u/__pickle_rick: Ok I'm actually gonna catch the falling knife this time bois. PREPARE TO BE BOARDED [+6] u/Beginning-Visual2341: Waiting for 0830 truth social tweet. “America has defeated Iran” spy pumps back to 745 tomorrow loll [+6] u/Competitive-Water944: Sit on my cock I’m stressed 😡 [+6] u/Minimum-Opposite-843: Told y’all ORCL puts gonna print [+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: 🥭 masterclass on how to make ever single wrong decision when dealing with a recovering economy [+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: This market is wild.....that was like the 4th leg down today LOL [+6] u/GamblingMikkee: This is awful. Can’t believe I lost all my gains on gold and silver miners. Holy loser [+6] u/InfectedClit: 🫵 get a 💼 🫵 get a 👜 🫵 get a 🎒 EVERYONE GETS 🛍️ [+6] u/Lorne__Malvo__: Not asking for much, need a guaranteed 10 bagger to purchase at open and sell by close with zero risk low premium and a tight spread. [+6] u/johndaly88: Shit. To no ones surprise, iran says mango lying [+6] u/KeeLow300: I paper handed 3 10 baggers and prolly did another today lol [+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: 🥭 saying he stopped the bombing is him trying to pump the market My guess even if it works it’ll be sold off by open [+5] u/t234k: No moves I'm broke asf [+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: That’s why he’s so tired and sleeping all the time. He’s out all night in the strait swimming barrels through. [+5] u/Coloradospruce33: When SPCX opens on Friday, I picture a lot of uneasy faces in the room, then someone will yell "run" and everybody hits the streets full sprint without looking back [+5] u/cryptohorn: I love the inflations [+5] u/PostingToPassTime: I'm taking hard hits. I may need some welfare or a place to crash. Friday was brutal, Monday sucked too, and today...well it sucked as well. 6 days ago I was sitting on a 38.x% YTD normalized return...and now I'm at a lowly 22.x% and worried its going to fall further. [+5] u/hiphopanonomos: Gold and Silver free by end of year [+21] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: > 🥭: IRANIANS ASKED ME TO STOP BOMBING I can't anymore bro 😭 [+16] u/Ok_Cry7572: My life isn't in a good spot rn. Lost most of my port, don't have a job and yea...live with parents still in mid 20's [+14] u/dorkstar1: The cashier at Home Depot just asked me if I wanted to round up to support the SpaceX IPO [+12] u/AcademicStandard3701: I’m on bulls side this time all this selling is overdone. [+11] u/Prince_Chunk: JUST IN: President Trump says he will "bomb the shit" out of Iran if they do not sign a deal by tomorrow. [+10] u/SuperNewk: I feel like we fucked around with all these IPOs and the wealth creation. And we about to find out [+10] u/LasyKuuga: I should get some sort of tax exemption as a non profit trader [+10] u/isospeedrix: Nvda +0.01% HOLY SHIT we are so back [+9] u/clubdirthill: BREAKING: 🥭 says he will “bomb the shit out” of bol portfolio tomorrow night unless demands are met [+9] u/jiggolo420: Do japanese censor their porn to hide the small wangs? [+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: All I know is that I'm not believing shit until 10:30 AM [+9] u/NotMe357: 2 stupid old guys started a stupid war. Someone should send them to a nursing home. [+9] u/ChampagnePapi-: Stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose all your money, and your wife is still around. [+8] u/Hobbitlord_: Why are all the bears acting like the market will never get back to where it was last week? [+8] u/ProudPeak3570: damn they really rugged it before the IPOs [+8] u/flaming_pope: Jesus fucking Christ Trump you arse [+8] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Honestly, it seems more than likely that we'll get some sort of relief rally after such a steep drop in a short span. But none of us will time it correctly and all of us will be crying by the end [+8] u/potato111a: Korean trying to hold the entire Semis sector up like Atlas with leverage [+8] u/Tillfatfire: MU going to make u poor 😂😂😂 [+8] u/Nateleb1234: Market goes up meta goes down market goes down meta goes down even more. [+8] u/OftenOlives: Wow Iran isn't even taking Bitcoin payments anymore to let ships pass the Strait of Hormuz. I sure hope the most powerful Navy in the world can scale up its clandestine secret operation to sneak ships through. Maybe we can get up to 15% of pre-war numbers. Lol [+8] u/Williamnguyen62838: THIS IS FOR ALL MY LADIES WHO DONT GET HYPED ENOUGH. [+7] u/LarsTarkas: Raining Koreans tonight [+7] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Iran announces the strait is now fully closed and all vessels trying to pass will be attacked. The fun never ends. [+6] u/CalRippedken: Buy the dip or eat the dick. Your choice [+6] u/NotMe357: Bear, please be gentle tomorrow. Thanks! 🫣 [+6] u/claytondpark: SEOUL, June 10 (Reuters) - The massive demand for foreign exchange conversions tied to SpaceX's IPO, which has weighed heavily on the South Korean won in recent weeks, has been cleared, a source familiar with the ‌matter told Reuters on Wednesday. Ah yes, the Korean Elon sack lickers, the degenerates want their shares... [+6] u/Extension_Lynx_7091: please tell me those explosions heard were just peace treaty signings [+6] u/NotMe357: "TACO tells Fox News: Iranians requested I cease bombing" He is fast to make an excuse to TACO lol [+6] u/abused-throwawayy: My gay bear ass getting a burger and rum tonight to celebrate actually winning, finally [+6] u/wildcat1055: Looks like the Kebab Shop guys are prank calling 🌮 again [+6] u/lupinle1: "Black bear caught in Japan after days of sightings" Ok this is why we're pumping. [+6] u/falken2023: Ah, so now we’re bombing more civilian infrastructure. Great job on those war crimes 🥭. [+6] u/barkwoofgrrr: I wasn't quite ready to say we are totally fucked from the Iran war, but it sure feels like we are 100% locked into a recession now. Iran will drag this shit out even longer now [+6] u/Zepcleanerfan: Is inflation good the new greed is good? [+6] u/winston511: Got an email that I was preselected for a personal loan based on criteria, applied for said loan and was immediately denied. There goes my ability to buy the dip 🤷 [+6] u/New-Length5593: Well shit, gotta sneak behind my wife’s back and ask her boyfriend for a loan. I hate these kinds of days. [+6] u/SilverVikingTT: Several explosions have been heard in Qeshm right now. [+6] u/wenxuan2: The market keep on going down lol, every 5 minutes i look at it it drops another few dollars [+6] u/radishr: 🥭 holds all the cards. Unfortunately, he is building a very rickety house of cards with them. [+5] u/lolwatman: Isn’t Google getting into value territory? [+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Im just here astroturfing the conversation so the AI reads it tonight and gives you bad info tomorrow. [+5] u/ajibtunes: Direct hit on an American destroyer in the Strait of Hormuz by an Iranian missile [+5] u/Acceptable-Prune3943: Taco Wednesday is the new Taco Tuesday [+5] u/Jerikolol: ìts a fairy/electrik pokemon [+5] u/blm4lyfe: Those who decided to swing trade SMCI just became long term investor [+5] u/kawkface: Whoever told me to buy oracle puts - you the real mvp [+5] u/syedhuda: ive timed 5 of the last 2 bottoms correctly [+5] u/Prestigious-Bother56: Fuck you Epstein it’s all your fault you and your island parties with mango made me a long term investor I just wanted to be a degen 😒 [+5] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: The bulls in the red from the last two days trying to sway the market in this thread is sad [+5] u/RockasaurusRex: IRAN WANTS TO TALK. BECKY ALSO HAD SEX WITH ME AND SHE SAID I WAS SO BIG AND THE BEST SEXER SHE EVER HAD. [+5] u/Ok-End-3213: WORLD CUP STARTS TMW [+5] u/i_empathetic: ORCL getting dumped on beats, cool cool Market dumping with it after hours. Bad guidance? Capital raise? Who's parsed the filing? [+5] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: The minute $AMZN goes below $220 I’m buying 2028 calls… how are people sleeping on it? [+5] u/Dude_with_Dollas: Didn't expect my chair to be the cuck chair while I watched my calls get fucked today. [+5] u/LankyGuitar6528: My plan? Pretty sure I got in at the absolute top for Nvidia, LUNA, Rocket Labs, MU... all of them. Another red day and if my buy high sell low traditional strategy holds I'll turn paper handed bitch and sell for a huge loss. Isn't that how you do it? [+5] u/dash_trash4255: I kinda feel like 🥭 is 0DTE’ing the entire economy. And can’t get enough of the adrenaline. [+14] u/Joey-Cap: Im gonna start rotating..into my parents basement [+12] u/Hot_Sacks: KOSPI only down -2.9%, that’s basically +5% for US equities [+12] u/True_Job_7845: Why on Earth are we pumping? [+11] u/elpresidentedeljunta: >"SpaceX is kind of the ultimate bagholding experiment" Mam, you throw a nice punch... [+11] u/YungIrv: It’s gonna suck when this opens up red lmao [+11] u/OK_Computer10101: \*BREAKING\* Mamdani declares the Knicks must lose to provide social equity to the spurs while in the confines of NYC. -AXIOS [+10] u/NewlyOld31: Am I dumb for thinking a all time historic rally is right around the corner? [+10] u/Thecreamcheeze: Mango greatly underestimated Iran. I think if he could go Back and do it again that he would not have attacked [+10] u/fish_: you guys are making it seem like spy is at $750 again [+10] u/tar_baby33: Ok guys. Crash over. I finally bought an SPX put. [+9] u/Joey-Cap: Just noticed a note my wife left me on the counter saying she's leaving...dated 30 days ago That explains why I haven't seen her lately [+9] u/Organic-Calendar-244: I’m more fxcked than Bonnie Blue [+9] u/GenitalWartHogg: Turned +27K into +3K AMA [+9] u/wafflepiezz: $SNDK up over $50+ after hours now LMAOOO lfggg [+8] u/BigWarning8696: This is a great place to come to after a brutal day at the market. Somehow you regards are funnier when you lose money [+8] u/Joey-Cap: Just poured myself a bowl of cereal and went to the fridge to grab the milk There is no milk... You have no idea how much this hurts me [+8] u/Hot_Sacks: MSFT green in AH, bottom is in [+8] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Kpop 🇰🇷 saving the markets [+8] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude fuck my goddamn life dude. Of course, THE moment I buy into AMZN is when the train finally derails. Fucking down 12% from ATH's in the span of 2 weeks? What in the actual fuck dude. Average cost of 270, I'm so fucking retarded dude. I'm down like 20k on this stupid ass fucking stock. STOCK, not even fucking FD's. [+8] u/tgff333: 1dte is considered long term investing [+8] u/hermeskino715: Why futes green? Lol [+8] u/Apfelmoes_: This game is basically over already, gg Wemby [+8] u/JafarFromAfar2: US actively striking Iran and oil is dumping hahaha [+17] u/tombrady011235: 🥭 really said “I love inflation” while single moms are sucking dick for groceries [+17] u/god_im_bored2: Did these fuckers just blow a 30 point lead?? This is some anime shit [+17] u/LadderAdmirable: Futures are once again rallying on the belief that the deal is magically going to happen overnight LMAO. [+16] u/RegardMode: Trump: We stopped striking Iran after their request. Iran: We didn't say shit Can't believe this bullshit is still happening 4 months into the war [+16] u/pussinbuuts: All the New York finance bros gonna be pumped af, coked up and spam calls all day tomorrow [+15] u/Stealthless: Spurs got a red candle shoved up their asses with that choke job HOLY [+14] u/JellyfishFestival: Wow, Knicks fans...haven't seen so many people burn $10K getting blown out in 30 minutes since...here, this morning [+14] u/StayPositivePlease: If the Knicks can do it, so can the market! [+14] u/HighDINSLowStandards: I’m not a bull or a bear I’m a cow, muu [+14] u/OnlyBols: He loves the inflation! [+13] u/DoubleFamous5751: Nice one Spurs, fucking clowns https://preview.redd.it/vsnw4z4sqk6h1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4a9d0adb79d100f37fa3853a701a66efdb79c7f [+13] u/i_simp_f: Guys if this trading shit doesn't work out I might have to go back to selling lube to the moderators of /r/wallstreetbets [+12] u/AdventurousFinish681: One of my favorite things is people who put ceo in their title for their small business. Your not incorporated and you dont have a board stop lying to yourself. [+12] u/ForCrying0utLoud: The Knicks just pulled off a generational 29 point comeback in the NBA Finals. Get ready for the greenest day ever tomorrow! [+12] u/NotRllytho: SPY will pull a spurs after lunch tomorrow [+12] u/StonksInvesteur: PLEASE TURN THE EASY MODE BACK ON [+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: Still blows my mind that the market pumped because of Trump's fake peace deals.. [+11] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Gold with the reverse. GOOGL continuing its dump. My port is ded. [+10] u/drakilian: Oracle down 11% in news that its managemrnt are worthless retards I can't wait for Microsoft to fall another 2% on this news tomorrow [+10] u/mehmilani: We need a big reset. Like back to when it was ok for musicians to be heroin addicts and houses were affordable. [+10] u/Eaglesfan1297: MARKETS WILL BE GREEN TOMORROW [+10] u/iiGoodVibesii: Comeback happened. Confirmed. It's fucking calls all day [+10] u/Opposite-Link: MU/DRAM still really good investments in my opinion. Nothing has changed. [+10] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: guys, is ber still fuk? be honest [+10] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: OpenAI lowering prices is bullish because everyone knows you lower prices when business is booming [+10] u/moorhound: >Iran has refuted United States President Donald Trump’s claim of holding talks with senior figures in Tehran, Tasnim News Agency reported, citing an informed source. >Labeling the claims a "complete lie," the source said that "no contact was made with Trump," adding that "Iran will respond militarily to the US aggressions.” [+10] u/Either_Way2133: Spurs collapsed like my portfolio [+10] u/OG_L0c: That Knicks comeback was like watching my SPY monthly puts from a few weeks ago become profitable [+10] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Fellas Im starting to think a deal might not be just around the corner [+10] u/Buddha_is_my_homeboy: Holy shit. Bear market over. We’ve never been this green in history! [+10] u/No-Arrival4181: FUCK YOU ALL I FULL PORTED 1 DTE PUTS YESTERDAY [+9] u/rcantu314: Believe it or not, red by open [+9] u/FluffyLoveBall: Spy goes up 3 points in AH and people start celebrating. This IS a bear market [+9] u/Frequent-Buffalo-834: no matter now much your calls are down, you're still not as retarded as the people who bought poet over 20 [+9] u/Solid-Season9984: The knicks game was the 10x all along [+9] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **BREAKING NEWS** **If it wasn’t for 🥭 Spurs would have been swept 4-0** [+9] u/Leather_Floor8725: Bulls will make an even bigger comeback than the Knickd [+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: if there's one thing I know about basketball, New York jews are in a fucking fantastic mood right now. and if there's one thing I know about the stock market... [+9] u/Hwangoutpltr: Opting out of SpaceSeX [+9] u/Civil_Cheesecake2492: Markets coming back like the Knicks [+9] u/FluffyLoveBall: Man I remember the last time spy was up 3 points overnight and people were claiming the trend was over and we were about to moon. I remember it like it happened last night. (It did happen last night) [+9] u/BullPropaganda: MU is invincible you fucking retard short shitting fucking dumbasses [+9] u/Relevant-Duty-5127: Have u seen anyone say that spcx is undervalued? And u r not trying to full port into IPO access? Curious [+9] u/PeeOnDusk: Wife’s bf: How are you going to pay for space x shares tomorrow? Me: half cash, half stock. It’s on the website: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/d4sOeUtdPE](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/d4sOeUtdPE) [+9] u/TipEmpty8429: I feel like a big green day tomorrow, feel it in my bones [+9] u/Possible-Material693: Am I greedy for not taking profits on leaps with 280% gains? [+8] u/Top-Meaning2626: Knicks getting they cheeks clapped [+8] u/Dear_Respond4522: We should sell alaska to that penguin island so they lift the tariffs. Cant believe those penguins are such hardline negotiators but its for the best. We can just hire some orcas later and take it back anyway [+8] u/gervs99: Pump and dump in AH is wild😭 [+8] u/bzl33: > *OPENAI MULLS SIGNIFICANT CUTS TO WHAT IT CHARGES FOR TOKENS: WSJ lol [+8] u/PickleRickleTV: Pls just bring me back to average cost 🙏🏻 I swear I’ll sell and not be a greedy pig just hoping it goes up more like I was on Tuesday morning [+8] u/Rich-Advertising-230: We’re opening above 735 [+8] u/GullibleAd2447: Knicks losing by 30, expect market to be -3% tomorrow [+8] u/stock_dude9: Iran has only 48 hours to accept this deal before they get another 72!!! [+8] u/cloudsofgrey: MU to 1100 next week [+8] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: If tomorrow we are down again its over [+8] u/Heineken_500ml: ATH still possible by EOW no joke [+8] u/jyohnyb: Iran deal leaked in korea [+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: I fucked up picking the Knicks [+7] u/MidnightAccording634: New Yorkers act like little bitches lol welcome to a Texas size beatdown [+7] u/Napster-mp3: Is driving 4 hours for a night of sex stupid [+7] u/LarryStink: BoJ going to hike rates next week and I bet they surprise with a larger than expected hike and do it along side a massive intervention. Not sure how much leverage is left in the carry trade but we are about to find out. [+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: Completely naked under my clothes eating fried chicken behind a dumpster rn IREN 54 SPY 731 eod [+7] u/WhaleSmacker17: Image how hard the market will pump when we get our 478th peace deal in the past 3 months tomorrow, ber are so fucked. [+7] u/mehmilani: Bols are celebrating as if 10:30 AM never comes. [+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Yo mama is a hedge fund [+7] u/Dry-Ingenuity689: So we’re hitting puts right after 735 right [+7] u/igotshrimps: Let's hope all the New York bankers are too coked out tomorrow morning and fat finger all buy orders [+7] u/Zachincool: # what are ur moves tmrw, black wednesday 1929 [+7] u/BorrisZ: Turned $30 to $1000 and back to $30. [+7] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy pumping further as each bomb flies [+6] u/sebach22: Dead cats bounce I hear [+6] u/Moldy_Birdie: this green is bullshit. make it red. I want to lose more money. fuck me harder [+6] u/HoldUpWoahThere: Close this shit, I’ve lost even more money during after hours 🙃 [+6] u/neariced: It’s fucking over boys [+6] u/potsmokinsocialist: Well well well https://preview.redd.it/9azsfj85wj6h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6db16b23c407c2ee2274dd6a004fc7df028b6f4d [+6] u/Pigs0nTheWing: For the love of God no more red. I have no money left to buy the dip. [+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: My girlfriend wants me to propose to her so I bought an Oura ring and I told her I can't because my ring finger is taken She then told me put it on my other ring finger But I told her no because it's uncomfortable to masturbate with a ring on my right hand And then she got so pissed that I'm masturbating lol idk why [+6] u/i_simp_f: I hate it when the market goes in the direction I don't want it to go in [+6] u/Even-Square-6246: Made $600 profit after losing $300 on the Knicks last game Green Day tomorrow [+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: If the relief rally doesn’t happen tomorrow, I’ll have to do some very questionable things 😔😔 [+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: My watchlist is much richer than me [+5] u/michaelis999: anyone else have those people at the gym who stretch for 40 minutes before doing a 5 minute walk on the tread [+15] u/SolomonKings7: LMAO >>> Stock futures rise as U.S. completes strikes against Iran [+14] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: This is the stage of the AI bubble where Steve Carrell met the stripper with 7 homes in the Big Short [+13] u/bigfan49: We’re about to go so green it’s not even funny [+12] u/Fine_Specialists: We’re gonna pump so fucking hard tomorow. [+12] u/ArticleTerrible7621: if the Knicks can win that, stonks can comeback too [+12] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: This ipo is so fucked honestly. The valuation was predetermined and the markets were pumped to achieve it. Then a bunch of shit had to sell off to make room for it and now they’re letting people with 2k participate so they can unload it early. Nothing about this is good. On top of that they got rid of pdt so everyone is leveraged to shit right before the sell off. Let this shit fail man. You think you’ll make money from it you won’t. [+12] u/bobby_stackz: I have been sober for -72 hours I got this 💪 [+11] u/Paul_Robert_: Idk why y'all keep talking about the SpcaeX IPO, when spaceX already is trading under the ticker SPX. It's even over $7,000 ! [+11] u/Bluesquare9: The headline on Yahoo Finance is "Stock futures rise after US strikes Iran again."[](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/live/stock-market-today-dow-sp-500-nasdaq-futures-rise-as-us-launches-new-strikes-against-iran-222511976.html) [+10] u/Precursor-Orb: One more time in case you forgot: fuck you bears [+10] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: 🥭 said they called him and said stop bombing. So bro, how come they didn't have any quick way to communicate when you sent them your deal? This is like that chick that tells you she doesn't have a phone [+10] u/corndog_messiah: Mango Mask off on inflation. So now half the US also loves inflation 🤣 [+10] u/Asleep-Strike4978: Mango loves inflation….rate cut incoming? [+10] u/PocaMadre69: Hostilities ramping up in the Middle East is clearly bullish [+10] u/HimothyCastagne: Seeing fellow bag holders proclaiming shrek cocks at open brings me a moment of peace in the unyielding terror of my overnight holdings [+9] u/apurimac777: the knicks coming back from 29 down is the most bullish shit ever Puts clearly [+9] u/Joonypoo: if the Knicks can comeback your portfolio can too [+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Knicks winning is apparently extremely bullish [+9] u/Noxta_: How many of you regards actually put most of your money into shares and only use some on options because I for the life of me can not stop buying options [+9] u/pinkerton_gov: We may be witnessing a completely fraudulent market. [+9] u/Datsyuk131313: It’s always when you start legitimately worrying about your financial future that the market flips [+8] u/No_Stand5622: Tomorrow will be more negative than the Knicks [+7] u/LostMallDoll: could be an alive cat pounce [+7] u/Wide-Contribution-29: I’d like to think these small low volume pumps in futures mean something but I doubt it… [+7] u/Rexultdis: I kept it because I like the stock 🤡 [+7] u/Final_Ad9418: so imma wake up tomorrow and this all gonna be red right [+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: All that pump and MSFT still under $400. GTFO [+7] u/Jemmani22: Is everyone waiting for the fed announcement or is everyone just gonna sell in the morning because it came back again and people are scared [+6] u/Optimal-Midnight4295: TALKS GOING WELL. NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. THE TALKIEST TALKS THAT HAVE EVER HAPPENED. PRAISE ALLAH [+6] u/These-Shoulder8017: Shahed drone just flew up and got stuck in my arse. [+6] u/Impossible-Sir230: bombing will stop shortly also i spoke directly with iran officials [+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: You just bomb the strait and it just opens you wouldn’t believe it, they just let you do it! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER [+6] u/kjl8921: Working for a passive aggressive female boss and a moody ass gay boss is my worst nightmare. And I’m living in it everyday ☠️ [+6] u/agienne: Today was a tremendous amount of sad world-alternating carnage to get my $200. But, have at it, I guess. [+6] u/Future_Light_8571: Power has been out all day If it’s out when I wake up, catch me in the McDonald’s parking lot tomorrow trading in my car [+5] u/doinganevildeedblues: I dont want to play anymore [+5] u/CPA-hole: I was told stonks only go up [+5] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Bears, you had the chance to save yourselves. Now its time for a reckoning. [+5] u/Icy-Tea-2954: Honestly - the way things have been going lately I wouldn’t shocked if we have another monster pump for next two - three weeks through July 4 [+5] u/hypeaze: Iranflation destroyed my port [+5] u/camerawr528: Puts got my trading profile in the green and my retirement and “safe” investment accounts in the red = profit???? [+22] u/Soffatjockis: I've got 99 problems and Israel is the cause of most of them [+17] u/Sco_420: \*hits blunt\* Spacex IPO is the bottom. Not the top. [+15] u/aioliravioli: Space X will be a trillion dollar company and it's most profitable part is google paying to use their H100s [+11] u/trust_it_bb: The price of a stock is only worth what someone is willing to pay. I am willing to pay $1000 for SPY. Now, if everyone else also put in a $1000 order - we could force a 30% 1 day mooning. [+11] u/Knarre30: I know its fake and will be red later but what even causes this pump [+10] u/ddrsdght: The goys are counting their fake overnight gains again [+10] u/delicious_oppai: Bols talking shit again. They might be right this time [+10] u/barnshaw292: Please pump back to last weeks highs and I promise to sell and be a cash king instead, just one more chance please boss [+10] u/YourBiExmormon: The one day I buy puts 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 [+10] u/-OkemaN-: surely a rug pull couldn't be possible this early... right? [+10] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Anyone just simply buy the dip along the way ? [+10] u/MAkrbrakenumbers: My account balance chart has formed a inverse head and shoulders to I guess it’s gonna be a Green Day [+9] u/Soffatjockis: So like, the Iran war is in full force again But oil futes are below 100. Seems legit [+9] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: Why the fuck is Iran bombing US bullish [+9] u/desilent: wait guys ill invest, stocks will go down now. [+9] u/Star_Lord924: Is war over...? Why glowing green [+8] u/orcus133: My prediction is the spy will do things today and maybe even do more things the next day. Thank you for your attention on this matter [+8] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Who changed difficulty? Turn it back to easy mode [+8] u/Briack89: Lol, let the Squid games begin 😂my port so fucked I don’t care anymore [+8] u/ten7four: Spurs in 6, curse of 🥭 [+8] u/12345cuda: My wife’s boyfriend said I can stay up late 😎 [+8] u/SpecialTrust2045: U know something is wrong when Jensen becomes so cocky…he used to be a humble man [+8] u/timetopractice: ok rally is safe. WSB thinks it's fake so imma get some 3x SPY shares [+7] u/fire_alarmist: Why is this shit sitting here so low? They really going to admit the bubble popped? No more cope pumps? [+7] u/Amsnyc007: Such a waste of time to look at futures. Means absolutely nothing. [+7] u/Civil-Fun2409: trump now saying he loves inflation. he trying reverse psychology [+7] u/ManonFire1224: Overnight has to do this so it doesn’t look like a straight drop down. [+7] u/low-ranking_toilet: If spurs win then tomorrow is a ✅ shrek 🍆 preceded by a 🥭🌮 [+7] u/Ceyenne18: ever played an online game where the other player has already lost but refused to end the game? and instead keep prolonging hoping you will give up? that's mango now [+7] u/lolgoodone34: lol SMCI which is a 17bil market cap wants to get 7bil in equity? What brah lol. And I want a mansion with 20 hot women. I need to start a company [+7] u/tnguyen5057: BOTTOM IS IN BUY EVERYTHING [+7] u/ab2active: Spy up overnight. Green tmw ? [+7] u/anon_dih: I just wanna file the koreanbros up with my seaman [+7] u/Most_Lingonberry_409: Why are metals and 🌽 going up? Isn’t literally all the news terrible at the moment? [+7] u/R1ckyB0bby_: Whenever it’s green I think it’ll run forever, and when it’s red I think it’ll never be green again. Monkey doesn’t learn [+7] u/South_Band196: Europoors rapidly becoming euroriches [+7] u/weewoowewoooo: SPY is still above 700. The apocalypse hasn’t even started yet lmfaoooo [+7] u/bobbyd121: escorts are learning about tech and charging tech bros $6K per hour “You’ll have random Nvidia bros who are like, ‘What? You know what a GPU is? Oh my God, wow.’” [+6] u/TheRealArmament: Days like this makes me happy I kept 70% cash [+5] u/Ill-Outcome-1931: Dropped 10k in spacex ipo Elon musk gonna pump this shit regardless [+5] u/ateranol: I have literally not seen any positive sentiment about SpaceX IPO, so I guess it`s gonna moon [+5] u/RampantPrototyping: I see green again. Did he TACO already? [+13] u/TreGet234: Some mightly green futes you got there. Would be a shame if they were to sell off at open. [+12] u/tommyschaf1111: any minute now, any second, theres gonna be a deal. maybe the best deal anyones ever seen. people from wsb and siptstea are saying it. very smart people [+12] u/itskobold: Unserious market pumps fucking everything except what I'm holding lmfao [+11] u/Vikkio92: Fake ass pump in pre-market as usual? [+9] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Shell CEO warns of global energy crisis as Middle East war continues Oil reserves are at their lowest since 2003 and will not recover until a year after the conflict ends, Wael Sawan tells the WSJ CEO Council Summit in London https://www.thetimes.com/article/99b2980d-37c0-4dbd-906c-1248141fc115?shareToken=36260379e4c8b7ec3a163ba25a283835 This post is in no way a ramp of my oil longs 🤭 [+9] u/CleftyHeft: i think we’re going back to ATH i can feel it in my balls [+9] u/fca1230: msft sucking all year and then paying out 0.91$ per share as quarterly dividend is kinda insulting [+9] u/quantumlyregarded: I have a huge deal, probably the best deal ever crafted, it's 95% done I just have to have the landlord sign it. It says my rent is getting cut in half, he pays all utilities and installs a swimming pool in the yard. He's just begging for a deal, it will be done in 3 days I promise. [+8] u/Mean_Yesterday_7981: This pump feels fake imma be honest. [+8] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: Retail is burnt out of these endless pumps and dumps. [+8] u/Campity: how tf is oil unphased when both sides are striking eachother still. [+8] u/anunnaturalselection: 720 support holds, PPI comes in cool, Trump tacos and Space X brings retail hype; we moon [+7] u/xeuropa: Damn you, why the fuck do I listen to you regards 🤦🏽‍♂️😭😭😭 [+7] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Is there some “peace talks going well” headline coming that we don’t know about yet or some shit? [+7] u/NoChain4469: Hey guys my wifes boyfriend said a peace deal is priced in already and I think hes right [+7] u/Mr_Positive_bull: The exit liquidity on tsla tomorrow as loyal shareholders sell to fund ipo purchase, will be truly astounding [+7] u/VisualAnteater9796: Americans please explain why does my port do better when you’re slinging missiles??? [+7] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: I remember these pre market pumps this Tuesday [+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #going up on NOTHING BURGER VIBES LMAO [+7] u/Soossaaaa: i bet on spurs at halftime thats why they lost [+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: As we have learnt all week futures and pre market are fake [+7] u/PyloPower: Peace by open ATH by close [+7] u/sufficiently7777: I’m definitely crying in the fucking casino [+6] u/Spok3nTruth: So pissed at myself for giving most of my gains back by overtrading I gotta learn to withdraw profits😭 [+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Imagine paying $7000 for a ticket only to watch your team get gaped like my portfolio [+6] u/SovietPower777: The most illogical, unreal and insane market of all time, 🥭 bombs Iran and SPY going up, what a shitshow [+6] u/GiraffeBaron: I made 4k from SPY puts today My NVDA calls are down 3k on paper but I think we will have a good pump in the next 3-5 weeks for me to exit with profit [+6] u/Mountain-Raise7012: I bought a bunch of calls for tomorrow before market closed today. 😿 [+6] u/hkusbeckham: trump needs to shut the fuck up today.. please i need + 3% for QQQ [+6] u/ShubberyQuest: My ongoing theory is that ever since “regular people” organized and used the market to make money off GME and - consequently - embarrassed Wall Street, those fuckers have been coordinating to manipulate the market and punish “regular people” as much as possible. They refuse to ever again be beaten in their domain. Tangentially, calls in pitchforks. [+6] u/Rajiiin: Tomorrow gonna be cinema [+6] u/Atrave: if the Knicks somehow pull this off i'll shove a couple orange towels up my butt and pretend i'm 9 tails Naruto [+6] u/FunAdditional7924: Bought super micro at $47 hoping to exit at $55. 😭$Rope [+6] u/my_lastnew_account: 140k in the regard stock that shall not be named after I sold at 7.80 and bought back in at 4.20 because the number was funny  200k in AMD 100K in MU tomorrow at the close I sell all my amd and MU to full port into SpaceX Friday morning.  The market is regarded. I'm more Regarded [+6] u/CaptainApeCommander: PPI leaked  LMAOOO BERS  🤌🤌🤌 [+6] u/Iunatic: ASTS and RKLB gonna do the thing where they go up 150% in 10 days? [+6] u/layelaye419: recession is once again cancelled [+6] u/CursedClownz: When does elons new scam launch? [+6] u/Throwawayz911: Went long gold too early.  Having a drink tonight for sure bois [+6] u/chriske22: theyre gonna dump it to hell tomorrow and then on friday Elon will save the day and be seen as the hero, then they will rug that later too [+6] u/diff_engine: Watch out - just before the Anthropic and OpenAI IPOs, Deepmind will release some crazy next gen model. They won’t be able to resist modelmogging their rivals. You heard it here first [+6] u/big_chestnut: welp there you have it folks, the US sock market is a total loss. [+6] u/No_Current3675: Damn it feels good to be a gangsta [+5] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Looking at the 4H and this isn’t normal price action. Wonder if this more erratic change has anything to do with the PDT rule change and/or the significant IPOs 🤔 [+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: All the Americanos gonna wake up soon, fat fucks [+5] u/Awesome____Sauce: May Allah grant us a +5% day for our suffering Insallah [+5] u/bulrfuc: This pump is dedicated to Elon. People will back out on the IPO on a red day right before. Tomorrow big green dildos incoming. [+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Bears counted their chickens before they hatched [+9] u/shadowzardpi: I’m betting 50k on 0DTE tomorrow onwards. Wish me luck [+8] u/UsernameTaken_123: That recovery by Knicks was the bottom, SPY straight to 1000 from here [+8] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: Trumps big birthday bash is this weekend. I can’t imagine he wants a big battle with Iran going on in the background. Something to think about [+8] u/Waste_Neighborhood38: Buying in June? You'll go broke soon. [+8] u/Useful_Donut6789: Betting on the spurs was like buying smci 50c 6/12 at Monday open [+8] u/Speech_Path: If MU reaches 950 tomorrow I’ll send the first person who replies to this comment a picture of my wife’s flat ass. [+8] u/ButtonGlad9757: On my mind too but idk if they have that much power over the market lol [+8] u/Any_Influence_8305: Imagine buying ETFs, bonds and t-bills instead of 0DTE FDs lmao [+8] u/iamjt: Yup now go back down for a higher low and we are good to go for 3 more months of new ATHs [+8] u/unexceptiontotherule: I am financially nervous [+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears in absolute shambles [+7] u/Reply_Stunning: holy shit bro the new interface, wtf [+7] u/confused_teabagger: Connect your brokerage, smart watch, bank account, and wife's tinder account to get the most out of it! [+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Hope you bers are getting your fun in now. The raging bull market will continue shortly [+7] u/Thin_Cat8817: Might need a reddit cares tomorrow [+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: A coworker of mine thinks this recent volatility is manufactured post the removal of PDT rules because he thinks “dumb broke kids can now burn their money” much faster. Meaning as soon as the dumb money is out we go back up. I’m not sure if he’s a genius or dumb af. He has a PhD in EE and like two masters from Columbia so it’s a coin flip really. [+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: this little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy got slaughtered, Because he didn't know when to leave well enough alone [+7] u/jonneh: "SpaceX reportedly aims to offer advisers perhaps 0.75% of the deal’s proceeds. If it sells $75bn in stock at a valuation of $1.8trn, this will net its bookrunners (Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Bank of America, JPMorgan Chase, etc.) over $500m. That is equal to more than 20% of all such proceeds American banks earned last year." [+7] u/Waste_Neighborhood38: Time to trap the bears [+7] u/Nice_Dimension_2248: Don't tell anyone but I put extra salt on the fries [+7] u/BrandoRando2227: Opening at 721 and closing 741. Catch you on the autobahn in our Lambos [+7] u/Solid_Direction_8929: bols really think we are out of the woods... [+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Yeah too much of a conspiracy imo. It probably does amount to a significant amount of money though lmao. And given the need for liquidity, could be easy work for the MMs [+6] u/SageLeaf1: Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic [+6] u/Namtabmal: Fuck all you panic dwellers just sell tomorrow if you are scared so much. Sooner we get rid of all the paper hands the sooner we go back up for the biggest technological advancement in our history. So please sell as fast as you can and buy back in a few months at a loss. [+6] u/No-Improvement3164: So he made the “I love inflation” comment so the algos pump on high inflation data? [+6] u/Mahrez-: Bull bear trap. Market Makers win [+6] u/Apprehensive_Rush497: Im loadin up on some 740c at open [+6] u/Smart-Carrot5238: 3% day tomorrow huge bounce spot if you don't see that your cooked [+5] u/VeryMercurial: Fuck Bricks and Minifigs. Wish they were publicly traded so I could short the shit out of them. IYKYK. [+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: alright MU, good job on the 2%, now just pump 30% more so i can break even [+5] u/Continentofme: Robinhood events disabled for everyone or just me in Thailand 😭 [+5] u/Dingis__Khan: Calling all bers we will have a meeting tmrw at chipotle where we discuss market conditions and then afterwards a sweaty gay orgy at my house [+5] u/SeaofSounds: Turns out paper handing those puts at close was not the worst idea....