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[+30] u/magneticpasta9: That's not very "priced in" of you spy
[+25] u/IllustratorHour1618: The way things stand **Iran** is likely to achieve **regime change** in the **US** with the midterms coming up lolol
[+24] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: I'm gonna go down to Wall Street and tell the guys making the stocks to cool it with all the bad stocks they've been making lately. Any other messages yall want me to relay to them?
[+23] u/401K_: cpi release brings market back to even, pump at open, and then dump by noon. this is not financial advice (it’s drug induced guessing)
[+21] u/TipEmpty8429: You can tell the market is losing steam with less and less people in the daily chats
[+21] u/Appropriate_Cat7722: What if we left Iran alone ?
[+18] u/kim82352: > Projected SpaceX Valuation Falls By $300 Billion In Pre-IPO Futures Market - WSJ
[+17] u/Upstairs_System_6257: So recession wasn't priced in? 😭
[+15] u/lSazedl: Starting to think CPI might not bring good news
[+14] u/Immediate_Code_9272: if CPI is not good I think my port is officially obliterated 😅
[+14] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: The report better say that inflation doesn't exist anymore.
[+13] u/Wild_Boy_: We're going to see a +2% day
[+13] u/boose36: I find it rather hilarious that bols saw no issue with SPY going from 630 to 760 in under two months, but a 5% drawdown from the top is “too much” or an “overreaction” LOLOL. We have lost our way.
[+13] u/Shoty6966-_-: Freak the fuck out and sell everything it’s over
[+13] u/ibizel: Will we ever see a green day again?
[+12] u/machinepeen: Bears bears go away
Come again another day
[+12] u/WSB-mods-are-: Jarvis, recalculate the probability that SPY opens at $750. Ignore reality.
[+12] u/ThaaGZZ: Might have to sell my Bussy again today to get some mcdonalds..
[+12] u/Xom0: am i technically cash gang if all my cash is for options?
[+12] u/Minimum_Method_8823: Turns out markets don’t go up forever 😫😫
[+12] u/ProfessionalFun1365: If we truly go down in flames today, I will at least be glad to go down with you all, my brothers in arms
[+12] u/Waste_Neighborhood38: # Fugayzi, fugazi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It's not fucking real.
[+11] u/desilent: you guys arent helping in the comments, everyone is already fearing the great depression with stocks plummeting another 20% today
[+10] u/Any_Influence_8305: Are there any brokers out there that accept SNAP
[+10] u/TropicalOinkment: As a GLD calls holder i am straight up not having a good time rn
[+10] u/steem99: The CPI numbers are going to be cooked to perfection so all shall be well. The actual numbers don't matter tbh.
[+10] u/Practical-Health3455: Hot CPI was priced in yesterday.
Just like my comment above is also priced in.
So are your replies priced in.
No backsies and even that is priced in.
[+9] u/FrostySoftPressure: I’m moving to world cup betting next few days, less manipulated than this market
[+9] u/IamyourfantasyX: Wow super bearish in here. You know what that means boys. It means we going to the moon.
[+9] u/burnttoast14: Puts on my life, my wife… everything fuck it all completely
[+9] u/RegardMode: Where’s the green that was promised to me 3000 years ago
[+9] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Bought so many dips have no cash left for the dips of the dips
[+8] u/RegardCognition: I
CRY
WHEN BULS DESERVE TO DIE
[+8] u/iamjt: Closed all positions. Withdrew all the money into wife's account. I'm done until pay day 😂 there is no way MMs can fuck me over now!
[+8] u/Old-Confusion1766: So, how are them peace talks going ?
[+8] u/No-Relationship8261: Bers are gonna get axiosed so hard.
Brent is not even up
[+8] u/BlatantPlatitude: Can I use my one wish for the year for NOW to pump again
[+8] u/razeusv2: Boarding my flight. I don’t even want to know what this will look like when I land. Godspeed.
[+8] u/SKJ_2012: For some reason I just feel SpaceX will 🚀 on opening day, its just too much chatter and hype.
[+8] u/kaapooj: >Tesla's Robotaxi Falls Short With Long Waits, Stalled Rides
>The carmaker has just 59 vehicles in its fleet and is limited to three Texas cities, nowhere close to Elon Musk's big promises. When Elon Musk kicked off Tesla Inc.'s quarterly earnings call in July 2025, robotaxis were top of mind.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2026-06-10/tesla-robotaxi-fleet-totals-just-59-vehicles-despite-musk-promises
[+8] u/neariced: crypto is dead, gold is dead, stock market about to die, wtf I’m I supposed to buy? Is everything over?
[+8] u/vanceraa: idk how half of you got through march when we actually dumped to levels not seen since 6 months prior
[+8] u/Mast3rfinish25: SpaceX IPO is supposedly x3 oversubscribed already but every broker is still taking applications for more shares 🤔
What does this mean
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: i feel like losing shitloads of shekels today
[+8] u/hv876: Guys, peace talks going well.
Source: my calls
[+8] u/Trollzore: Sounds like Bank of America was right about bear flags
[+7] u/housemouse431: waiving the white flag
[+7] u/_Netgirth: Elevator down, handicap ramp down some more
[+7] u/dumbest-bastard: Exiting calls at close was the move
[+7] u/Willing-Angle-2203: BREAKING NEWS: a CPI-shaped hole has opened inside bools anoos
[+7] u/Yeetman603: When do we get brokers who accept EBT deposits?
[+7] u/Maddcapp: We will never have data centers in space the world is a gullible idiot
[+7] u/yoursupportivedad: Gold looking more like brass rn
[+7] u/analgape4206969: Puts were kind of obvious but ive been gaped way too many times this year
[+7] u/stonksf: CPI is fucking priced in at this point lmao
[+7] u/bmault: Election Day can’t come soon enough
[+7] u/Chi_Villa: I don't have any more money to buy another dip, please stop lol
[+7] u/Worth_Transition5188: So much bear feeling in here, that is gonna pump
[+7] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Guys I know how to fix this ,I am going to yolo 10k into qqq puts 0dte and stocks will instantly go up like my raging boner when that happens remember to gift me some awards
[+7] u/vanceraa: IBKR extended the spacex ipo subscription window
greed really knows no bounds
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: Have we tried sending more peace missiles?
[+7] u/itsme971: Anyone know what John Pork is trading?
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Imagine shitting yourself at the office
[+7] u/bertacle: "Sell in May and go away"
was the right thing to do!?
[+7] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Buy the dip.
WITH WHAT MONEY
[+7] u/TreGet234: Good to have faith that stocks only go up. I'm done worriying about a crash. Even if one happens it just Vs back up. Being 0% cash is still the optimal choice.
[+7] u/SGC-UNIT-555: If the SpaceX IPO is a massive success semiconductor stocks are going to pump right?
[+7] u/taffy_laffy: leaps and shares, and close the app.
source: every crash in which leaps and shares eventually go up 2-50x.
[+7] u/steem99: [Iran says it will reassess talks with US after tit-for-tat strikes](https://www.reuters.com/world/iran-war-live-us-strikes-iran-after-its-helicopter-was-shot-down-2026-06-10/)
lol, it never ends.
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Fake CPI numbers are almost guaranteed at this point
[+6] u/oknBagholding: I need total economic failure in order to make money today
[+6] u/SolomonKings7: Okay, Claude Fable, I need to earn some cash.
[+6] u/Creepy_Guava8113: CPI save me and cool off
[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: When is 🥭 meeting with AI CEOs this week? That could be the saving grace
[+6] u/Ill-Expression1737: thought i was being smart buying spy 740calls right before close 🤬
[+6] u/neatrick173: Guys, duh, all you need is a recession to lower rates! Why didn’t we think of this sooner??
[+6] u/housemouse431: what is love? market dont hurt me, no more!
[+6] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: Jarvis, piss my pants
[+6] u/NeuroManXy: What happens if CPI comes over 4 but in line with expectations
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Another day, another loss
[+6] u/BlatantPlatitude: Red market in the warning, retards take warning
Red market at night, retard’s delight
[+6] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: 2 hours and 10 minutes until the apocalypse
[+6] u/SKJ_2012: Its okay MU, take your time
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: The new ticker header should let you connect your smart watch so you can see 5-min charts mapped over your heart rate and blood pressure.
[+6] u/Original-Ad-3350: This sub is the best argument for communism I’ve ever encountered
[+6] u/stupidber: My unrealized gains had an extra zero on them last week
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: They rugpulled tech, then they rugpulled shiny metals, then corn, then oil. Truly impressive trading
[+6] u/therehegoesagainsir: Welcome PDT savants born in 2006. This is the stock market.
[+6] u/POWRAXE: Remember remember the 10th of Junetember
[+6] u/Mental_Diet1533: higher inflation = higher stock prices.
calls it is.
[+6] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Yes there was a dot com bubble, some financial crashes in the 80s and some markets take years to recover
But they didn’t had 401Ks that forces millions of people to buy the dip each month, so SHUT THE FU UP WITH THAT EXAMPLE YOU OLD CUNT
[+6] u/Less-Yesterday-5809: The 10 year yield is unchanged. If hotter than expected CPI comes in and yield starts increasing we are going down massively. See yall at 8:30
[+5] u/W0lv3rIn321: Today should be fun 😅
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: So how much money will I lose today
[+5] u/TastyToad: Daily reminder: no crying in the casino.
[+5] u/Trade-Architect: in b4 "bears thought"
[+5] u/GemmyBoy999: Give me my money back Trump
[+5] u/Normal-Phase-1252: crying over selling the bottom when yesterday‘s bottom is today‘s high
[+5] u/Prestigious-Bother56: Insiders know this cpi is gonna be so ass they dumping early
[+5] u/infinitum_nimis: I’m just out here vibe trading and HOLY SHIT I’m getting smacked the vibes are all wrong 😔
[+5] u/Willing-Angle-2203: new antrupic model is so ass 😂 and expensive as shit
fucking AI innovation eh?
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Any damn prayer CPI send this green?
[+5] u/leakybiscuit: Any chance we see a reversal here?
[+5] u/Normal-Phase-1252: i‘m such a genious for selling yesterday‘s bottom
[+5] u/winston511: All the stores of value have closed down
[+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: I think my port is broken, the numbers keep going down. Please advise
[+5] u/emperor_dinglenads: Elon Musk is gonna be a Trillionare, and all I got is this lousy tshirt.
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: I hate money. Things finally going my way
[+5] u/Key-Jaguar7630: Lol wow this is fucked
[+5] u/CultureForsaken3762: Softbank getting turned down for a $10B loan because banks can’t value their OpenAI stake LOL.
Japan (EWJ) going to continue to get gaped
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: What’s the hotline for MSFT bag holders?
[+5] u/enc-nyc: My thesis was rock solid yesterday - MSFT can't have 8 red days in a row.
Well....
[+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Seriously how does oil go down?
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: How is EU stocks not at 0? They don’t make anything and doesn’t have any AI companies.
[+5] u/Snoo23417: Picked a baaad week to IPO!
[+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Are we human
Or are we ber
[+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Bad numbers = we're still being honest, pump
Good numbers = pump
[+5] u/DogNamedFloppy: I bought FIG at $20. Watched it pop and didn’t sell. I will only sell at $16. 🫠
[+5] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: AI companies will be huanged.
[+5] u/PyloPower: Just add AI to CPI and then make all AI free so we can keep this rocket going
[+5] u/aa73gc: My God that's the V music
[+5] u/log1ck1717: My hedges are red too, fml. Cash gang may be right lol
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Please, can monke have roll back to last Wednesday?
[+5] u/ReferenceFunny7142: Green always green beep boop beep boop
[+5] u/Xczf: Holy hell ibkr yes i know theres a spacex ipo happening can you not send me a bajillion emails about it.
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: You knew it's the top when entire market had calls and puts were banned. You guys celebrated bers being killed while market makers just baited u to give them ur money 😭
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: spacex ipo into a sad market either means it rockets to 5t and brings up every crashing boat, or it also gets sold off to the depths of hell.
will be fun either way.
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: How can stocks go down when those companies are still making and selling stuff every day
[+5] u/Mast3rfinish25: Honestly somehow between the discussions about “pleasuring women” & “Bear R Fuk” I actually get legitimate news from this daily discussion thread faster than any other source available I can find. 😂
[+5] u/steem99: Guys we're at SPY prices not seen until 1 month ago after an insane bull run. It's ovah....
[+5] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: My retarded ass has an exam from 8-12 and I held SPY calls that expire today. I’m retarded AF
[+5] u/Due-Dirt-8428: You’re not ready for this negative CPI print
[+23] u/hayleybts: 🥭 SAYS HE IS CLOSE TO ORDERING NEW STRIKES, TEHRAN TAKING TOO LONG TO MAKE A DEAL -FOX NEWS
We went from close to deal to this?
[+22] u/Meeting_Ok2: I turned 16k into $658 😎
[+18] u/No-Improvement3164: “Iran will pay the price” I think we are all paying the price
[+18] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: CPI is going to be hot and he’s going to tweet that the ayatollah and himself have started a romantic relationship on the condition of peace in the Middle East
[+17] u/QueenAlicat: 50% of my port gone in a week lol
[+16] u/aftherith: CPI leaked. It's 90%.
[+16] u/fire_alarmist: Spider killer: HUFFED ✅
Hog: CRANKED ✅
Retardation: FULLY SET IN ✅
Allah: PRAISED ✅
CPI: 49 MINS TILL IT COMES OUT THE OVEN ✅
Oh yea, its retarded tweeting and fake pumping a dead husk of a market time
[+15] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: I just want to be rich, is that too much to ask for?
[+15] u/looool_k_libtard: CPI gonna come in at 9% and 🥭 will close the bureau of labor statistics
[+15] u/South_Band196: The Iranians are coming to the same realization
[+14] u/OkResponsibility2470: Irans military totally defeated for the 6th time
[+14] u/Me-Regarded: Iran is laughing, obviously they have no intention of a deal. Just screwing with 🥭 and stringing him along. It's so obvious it's sad and embarrassing to us (the US)
[+14] u/arbitraryBlue: *inhales copium*
Green by open
[+13] u/Jerikolol: Remember all this started cuz of GOOG and their fucking share dilution shit. it wasnt even AVGO with his last year's ER speech n shit. FUK U SUNDAR U RUINED MY LIFE
[+13] u/chuastan: Iran’s Military is a complete and total mess. Much of it, like their Navy and Air Force, doesn’t even exist anymore - They have been completely defeated. Iran is all talk and no action. The Bully of the Middle East is DEAD!!! They’ve taken too long to negotiate a deal that would have been great for them, now they will have to pay the price!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116725476229257491
[+13] u/No-Alarm3762: Welp Israel got what they wanted, Trumps dragging us back into war with Iran. Here comes higher energy prices for longer + inflation creep. Thanks Israel for terrorizing our market
[+13] u/Psychological_Fly109: Just to remind you that the bank of America has warned retail investors to take profits.
If that isn't a buy signal I dont know what is
[+13] u/Samjabr: These fking bobble heads on CNBC can't stop repeating the same BS
I just heard some twat talking about $8 Trillion cash on the sidelines. There is no cash on the damn sidelines waiting to enter the market.
[+13] u/No-Improvement3164: Poly markets are going to start betting on how many minutes in between deal on deal off
[+13] u/igotthis_man: \*MSFT to change their ticker to SHIT\*
[+13] u/Old-Specialist-1896: WSJ and Bloomberg keep pushing this "selling to make room for SpaceX" narrative when SpaceX equity offering is only $75 billion. Makes no sense. $75 billion is nothing next to the trillions that have been liquidated the past few days.
[+13] u/Useful_Donut6789: The year is 2028. Trump has captured the fed and forced warsh to cut rate to zero while inflation approaches 10%. S&P is about to break 20000. Microsoft still trades at 400.
[+12] u/jasperCrow: Imagine being dumb enough to think life is better with 🥭 in charge
[+12] u/Trash_Panda_Trading: Dudes about to bankrupt his 24th company, the US.
[+12] u/Expensive_Froyo7229: As soon as Kevin warsh opens his mouth we’re gonna tank followed by a logic defying mega bull run. My crystal ball is never wrong
[+12] u/Miker1730: microsloppppp going bankruptt lol
[+12] u/GatFussyPals: Do I hold onto cash and watch everything pump or buy the dip and watch it continue to fall. Schrödinger's Cash.
[+12] u/Psychological_Fly109: Fuck you im not selling. Im holding these bags to hell or valhalla. Going to pick up as many bags as I can
[+12] u/ITeachYourKidz: We had Taco Tuesday sure but what about Wow My Anus is Sore Wednesday?
[+12] u/piszczel: It's going down? I will simply buy puts usher the biggest bull run in history of the market.
[+12] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: down -15% in pre market, can’t wait for when it opens!
[+11] u/Neader: Why the fuck is every red day like -4% why can't we just have a little red day of like -0.3%
[+11] u/knoqd_: 🥭 tomorrow: The great leader of Wakanda called me and asked me to delay my big beautiful strikes
[+11] u/Regenbooggeit: Another fucking depressing day because of a war that nobody wants. :))))))
[+11] u/netflix-ceo: 🥭 knows CPI data is good, so he is setting up some entry points for Baron Capital so they can utilise the V at open
[+11] u/sirkarmalots: Selling to buy spacex ipo has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, so it must be true.
[+11] u/pm-me-nice-pics: Done with angry trading
Today is bargaining stage of grief
[+11] u/wenxuan2: I wish SPY dumps to zero
[+11] u/Verghaust: I might get liquidated today but I wasnt raised to be a quitter.
[+11] u/__nameless____: -1% spy premarket is pretty impressive you know lmao 🤌🏻
[+11] u/Avid_Reader87: What the hell we’re down again?
Why is this happening? I just want to make money.
[+11] u/fredditf: no crying in the casino
[+10] u/CryptoTAGod: if CPI is actually bad this will probably be the closest thing to a circuit breaker we've had in years
[+10] u/Eddyrancid: Mungo just needs to rattle off a few Iran peace deals with breakfast and the ship will be righted
[+10] u/knoqd_: TRUMP ON IRAN: THEY'VE TAKEN TOO LONG TO NEGOTIATE A DEAL THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT FOR THEM, NOW THEY WILL HAVE TO PAY PRICE
[+10] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Bulls took too long to sell their calls and will pay the price.
[+10] u/happyegg1000: Horrible cpi and war is back on, probably green
[+10] u/hayleybts: Looks like 🥭 has abandoned the bols
[+10] u/Scholastic_nobody: Going to war to distract from bad CPI lmao
[+10] u/fabledsoe: Everyone keeps saying the CPI is hot, but no one knows if the CPI has a hobby..
[+10] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: JUST IN
Trump says he is nearing a decision on launching additional strikes against Iranian power infrastructure and bridges.
[+10] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Lmfao he just tweeted “Praise be the Allah” again
[+10] u/SmoresPies: fuck i should've listened to bofa
[+9] u/FinePerformance1046: I hate when stocks go down
[+9] u/A55BAG: MSFT, the next Trillion dollar company 🤣
[+9] u/-OkemaN-: I ain't making a move bro
[+9] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Just woke up, time to check my calls and OH MY.GOD
[+9] u/mayorolivia: CPI isn’t the problem. Problem is no end in sight to Hormuz blockade. Market can’t trust mango after seeing escalation over past week. It’s clear Iranians aren’t in a rush to make a deal.
[+9] u/VirgillMastercard: Made up CPI numbers are going to save us, don’t worry guys!
[+9] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Oil spiked, 10yr bond yield just spikes , hot cpi , war back
Bulls will get evaporated today 😂
[+9] u/ten7four: Please please please mr 🥭, we're winning too much! We can't take it anymore!
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: All of this was completely avoidable btw
[+9] u/HDauthentic: Why would the new leaderboard show number of comments but not karma earned? That’s fucking stupid, reward the retards that just spam post stupid shit all day.
[+9] u/Street-Badger: Wait, are you saying the unprecedented energy supply shock might affect the stock market?
[+9] u/OkResponsibility2470: The Fake News Media refuses to report how EFFECTIVE the U.S. Naval BLOCKADE is, the most successful Blockade in the history of Naval Warfare. NOTHING GETS THROUGH unless we want it to. IT IS A STEEL WALL! Iran is doing ZERO business, not paying their military, or any of their bills, and quickly becoming a FAILED NATION! Lots of oil is getting out. Praise be to Allah! President DONALD J. TRUMP
[+9] u/Rajiiin: Prise bé to allah hé said again lmao what a retard president
[+9] u/Total_Schedule591: So does Obamas deal still suck?
[+8] u/Neader: Three of the past four days just been bleeding red man fuck this shit
[+8] u/Legendary-Lemon: Folks, there is no way there is a positive CPI. I mean even if it is, you have Europe, Canada and Japan saying they will keep rates steady or even raise them. You can cook the numbers but there is a limit to how much you can cook them.
[+8] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: yesterday green pre, red day. today red pre, even more red day
[+8] u/Glam34: sell in june, miss the moon.
[+8] u/X211499Reddit: When are they replacing MSFT CEO already?
[+8] u/Scrogwiggle: I bought month long dated puts at the peak and only held for two days bc I’m a pussy paper handed bitch
[+8] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Glorious. I can’t wait to try catching today’s knife
[+8] u/SlideIll3915: now I don’t regret my rage selling from yesterday.
[+8] u/pm-me-nice-pics: AI this AI that
Man just shut up man
[+8] u/xCAPTSTONERB91x: Oil is only 92$. Shit will recover
[+8] u/Rajiiin: Mods prepare the hotline thread . Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+8] u/OrangMiskin: Another brutal sell off?
[+8] u/igotthis_man: Cpi hot market sells off even more
Cpi cool market sells off cause numbers are cooked
[+8] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: it smells like piss, anxiety, and lost paychecks in here
I belong
[+8] u/wheels389: maybe full porting into calls might have been regarded lmaooo
[+8] u/d3sp: BUY THE DIP PUSSIES (I'm losing 20% of my port help)
[+8] u/knoqd_: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116725591109474316
Praise be to Allah LMAO
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: This sub would have you believe people go all in on rallies, time the top perfect then go all in on short positions when it dumps. Bunch of cunts
[+8] u/E39_CBX: I miss Obama so much
[+8] u/astromouse2024: If you feel stupid, just remember at least you don’t have 🥭 signs on your front lawn
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Funny isn’t it, how it waited till space x ipo and PDT removal to start caring about bad news again
Almost like the liquidity got baited in
[+8] u/skaw3334: I count 12 truth socials posts in the last hour. It’s almost like we don’t have to worry about the cost of living spiraling out of control, housing being unaffordable, a crushing national debt and a war in Iran. Calls it’s is.
[+7] u/jackpearson2788: My guess cpi will be slightly less than expectations and we moon
[+7] u/PushAble2463: Nothing about the current price action makes sense to me. I might be tarded tho
[+7] u/King_Credit: Alright boys. Time to lock in. We either make money or lose money today. Your choice. Let’s fucking get it
[+7] u/Darkness17: First time I’m early to one of these threads. Do we just stare at premarket until the casino opens?
[+7] u/Madsen13140: Cash gang is the best gang
[+7] u/NotMe357: "TACO on Iran: They've taken too long to negotiate a deal that would have been great for them, now they will have to pay price."
[+7] u/McClintockC: Disgusting soulless bers
[+7] u/Hot_Sacks: How do you load a saved game from a few weeks ago?
[+7] u/IrelandRecession: # DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU ONCE?
[+7] u/0DTEKing: If CPI comes slightly hot, this whole thing will crash
[+7] u/Total_Schedule591: Everyone who gets liquidated in this 🤡 market is welcome to live in the taxpayer funded ballroom and skyscraper sized pool 🤲
[+7] u/X211499Reddit: Anyone remember the “I will destroy a civilization tonight” tweet
[+7] u/Worth-Breath6903: Don't worry guys grandpa will say something and the market will go up 😉
[+7] u/KayMS_: Mr 🥭 can you pump it and let me sell first? Then you can make them pay!!! please saar!
[+7] u/KayMS_: I'm losing all my REAL money chasing a green fkn pixel bro...
[+7] u/Hot_Sacks: Everything is fake and ghey until 8:30 ET
[+7] u/HDauthentic: CPI at 8:30 AM ET
Because I know you were going to ask
[+7] u/hayleybts: 🥭: IRAN TAKEN TOO LONG, NOW THEY WILL HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE
[+7] u/Jacobpapi: He really said praise be to allah again💀😂
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: Let’s blame avgo for this bullshit and move on
[+7] u/lionkevin713: So is it gonna be 6 PM or 8 PM the Truth Social that says “After talking with the highly respected \[insert random leader of Gulf State\] and making great progress on negotiating an understanding that would lead to the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, I have decided to delay any strikes on Iranian Power Plants or Bridges for 30 days. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTIONTO THIS MATTER”
[+7] u/Significant_Speed854: How the fuck is oil below 90?
[+7] u/boztron: Feels like today is the day we really plunge
[+7] u/ACommunistKing: Don’t worry guys I am buying puts. I will save us
[+7] u/bigswordmeatlord: Welcome to the thunder dome (bear market)
[+7] u/Hussle_Crowe: I think 🥭 learned what shorting is and he’s doing that now. Explains everything
[+7] u/DanqueLeChay: 🥭: ”Now they will pay the price!”
Bols, he’s talking about you
[+6] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Save us CPI, you’re our only hope
[+6] u/Illustrious_Emu_9085: MSFT = My Stock’s Fucking Trash
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Yea...we going back to 700
[+6] u/Pharrel4: Bought physical gold at $1600 but sure as hell regretting not selling at 5k+.
[+6] u/TakeThatBro: If you bought PLTR a year ago, your are now 0.01% richer!
[+6] u/hayleybts: This is looking more and more like my SPY puts will lose value by open
[+6] u/crab_people_now: Stocks sure doing a lot of shit that isn’t “go up”
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: guys im from the future, don't worry about all this. It's the asteroid they aren't telling you about. spacex did their best trying to save as many as they could. The second largest market cap of a 5 quadrillion dollars just behind Marvell. Well, before impact,. when things got desperate they announced economy rockets to try to save what was left of the middle class. lotta people blew up. anyways good luck
[+6] u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1: https://preview.redd.it/h5p0oeb3tf6h1.png?width=999&format=png&auto=webp&s=888368e660712ea0eaad4d97cd1cfbd203d128c7
I'm a super regard!
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: 🙏🏽 cool CPI , my calls
[+6] u/Adventurous-Iron251: Navigating in this market is so fucking impossible
[+6] u/Dahmememachine: ARE YOU FEEEEELING IT MR KRABS !?!?
[+6] u/TomAddis: Anyone else shorting this?
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: It’s crazy that we get a pump and dump news from a tweet from a deranged person. Lmao
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Not gonna lie the market is a hot mess right now lmao 🤣
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: Immediately swap 🥭 for Mr Bean, I have faith Mr Bean will fix this mess and make me laugh
[+6] u/Haikoe: Just algos and retards all the way down
[+6] u/Darkness17: Is SPY -1% premarket bad?
[+6] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: The most obvious move is puts, so calls it is
[+6] u/kev0795: Good morning, we are fucked, again
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: So a fake rumour that Iran withdrew from negotions sent wti oil to $94.5 last week. Iran has now told the US it is pausing negotiations and 🥭 is saying 'they have taken too long' to save face and saying 'they will now pay the price'.
Yet wti is $89.50.
#Pretend this isn't manipulation by US gov I dare you.
[+6] u/igotthis_man: Msft never gonna have a green day again lmao this is just insane short everyday free money glitch
[+6] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Iran completely defeated what a relief.
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: CPI coming in hot and the red market will be blamed on Iran taking too long. I see the DEAL now.
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: time for the daily espresso and Zyn combo to get the morning traffic in my colon moving 💩
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Fuck I’m happy I sold last night . Will jump right back and lose it all anyway tho
[+6] u/kairepaire: People in this sub are very sensitive
[+6] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: haven't heard much from israel outside of lebanon, so their either content with these developments or straight up shot callin' again.
[+6] u/Jemmani22: Guys don't you get it.
They are dumping the market so they can load before cpi.
Then its all uphill because cpi will likely not be consistent
[+6] u/chuastan: Anybody told mango that America and the world is losing their patience?
[+6] u/MidnightAccording634: If the nasdaq drops like 4000 points is that really a crash if we went up 8000 in 2 months?🤔
[+6] u/X211499Reddit: He said praise to be alla again lmao
[+6] u/itskobold: It's crazy how your bumhole and colon know you're nearly home. Been away for a few days and barely had a poo. On my way home? Huge fuckin jobbie brewing. Anyway, calls
[+6] u/McClintockC: If CPI comes in under 4.2% we rip hard tomorrow. Ber r fuk
If CPI hotter than 4.2% then ber probably not fuk and we dump until the next 🥭 tweet
[+6] u/brute-forced: Inflation is extremely high at 4%. Tariffs and war will collapse the market before EOY
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: We need a real -5% flush to bring out big money
[+6] u/Good_Aardvark1609: At this rate spy might open at 718
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: Damn, the bers were actually right this time
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: keep the casino closed
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: And I thought this week would be boring until spaceX IPO
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Praise to be Allah - 🥭 2026
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: #I know everyone here is crying because they are about to lose their house (me included), but don't forget millions will likely die because of 🥭 due to starvation and other economic factors
[+6] u/Bistrocca: Don't think so, spacex pump and dump hasn't happened yet. After that it can burst
[+6] u/disrepaired: FOMO has lead me to places I wouldn’t have gone to with a gun
[+5] u/Striking-Worker8066: So if I lose 100K and then borrow another 100k on my brokerage app then fly to Mexico then it's considered I broke even
[+5] u/A55BAG: Gold miners trading like they are going bankrupt 🤣
[+5] u/Rajiiin: If meta goes below 580 , it's over .
[+5] u/whitehypeman: No one talking about a potential bricks and minifigs IPO. That's at least a trillion dollars given their shady business practices. The shadier, the more expensive the IPO
[+5] u/sonspurs: You know the drill by now. Buy calls on these dips and then be millionaire by the end of the day.
[+5] u/cripky: Market may be red but at least now we can all get screw worms like our hero rfk jr
[+5] u/hayleybts: Europoors gotta stop being greedy and quit selling
[+5] u/thai_sticky: UFC gonna storm the Capitol. Mark my words.
[+5] u/A55BAG: SMCI doing ATM to buy components for AI servers... wtf don't their customers pay their bills?
[+5] u/vermilli21: At this point I think MSFT diluted shares and we won’t find out until end of month
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: msft living out liberation day like groundhogs day.
[+5] u/BeatKids69: if we keep losing money why don't we just do the exact opposite of what we do???
[+5] u/mikeysaccount25: Are semis cooked or are they just on sale?
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: In just 7 days, I will be the proud owner of 100 MSFT when it's trading around 350
[+5] u/crab_people_now: Never trust the pajama traders
[+5] u/Winter_Body4794: Nic Cage in a spiderman TV show was not as bad as I thought.
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: 3 seconds after i sell my puts at a loss???? Fuck this
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: another day of pure rape, i should’ve sold my mrvl on ah at $272
[+5] u/Jemmani22: Can Microsoft just file for bankruptcy already
[+5] u/theWesternReserve: We’re going back to 685
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I now identify as an Apache attack helicopter
[+5] u/TokiAsuma: \-3% day incoming (again) lol
[+5] u/MirrorlessMan: Breaking new? Oil just pulled out a giant green dildo.
[+5] u/X211499Reddit: When is the piss deal signed
[+5] u/knoqd_: Welcome to bridge and power plant day 2
[+5] u/whitepug: One tweet. Just like that LMAO
[+5] u/cgonz15: Playing both SPY puts and calls today, one of them will go to $0 and one of them will 50x
[+5] u/thrillho145: Fuck this clown market
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: The general consensus here is "should I hold?"
Just know that a massive amount of other traders are currently asking themselves the same thing right now - And that isn't a good place to be.
[+5] u/BepsiR6: Make it stop man. I want off this ride
[+5] u/The_misteak: Can’t wait for the 🍊 to justify bad CPI data while shitting on the toilet at 8:31.
[+5] u/Fast_Signature7684: almost all my stocks are still -50% from last year lol learned my lesson ill just buy spy everytime even if its at ath
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: so he woke up and decided to go full crazy
[+5] u/cgonz15: I hope we get a real bigly drop today i want everything as cheap as possible
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Why can't this shit actually dip instead of being bought up every time.
[+5] u/Foremole_of_redwall: I’m out of chips for this dip
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: I’m pretty sure the next administration will be working on this peace deal.
[+5] u/isukforfree: Follow bulls. We might be cooked today 🫡
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: THEY ARE BEGGING FOR A DEAL
[+5] u/AlGAdams: 2026 so far: (April) 😃 SPY is about to cross 700! / (June) 😠 SPY is about to cross 700!
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: I don't need coffee in the morning because I get a heart attack checking my options every morning. ^(I also can't sleep)
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: There will be some BS silver lining in the next half hour sending stocks parabolic and be completely topped by market open
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Remember to tell those closest to you that you love them. RIP 🪦
[+5] u/pm-me-nice-pics: Mods like taking it in the butthole
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Lowkirkenly we dump hard at open
[+5] u/PopularCut4124: After losing all my market money. At least I have my good old bitcoin gains to fall back on. Life is good
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: the CPI cope here LMAO
[+5] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Lots of copium today
[+5] u/Legitimate-Ranger-94: Walmart is a monster during these red times perfect entry
[+5] u/likamuka: PORSCHE KEEPS THE 911 GAS-POWERED
Porsche has ruled out a fully electric version of the iconic 911.
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: The Fake News Media refuses to report how EFFECTIVE the U.S. Naval BLOCKADE is, the most successful Blockade in the history of Naval Warfare. NOTHING GETS THROUGH unless we want it to. IT IS A STEEL WALL! Iran is doing ZERO business, not paying their military, or any of their bills, and quickly becoming a FAILED NATION! Lots of oil is getting out. Praise be to Allah! President DONALD J. TRUMP
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Pretty sure 🍉 is placing a call to 🍊 today to get him to post something that resumes the pump. No way he wants to go into an IPO during an overall market drawdown.
Stay tuned for 🌮 Thursday?
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Remember - Just when you think it's the worst is when you sell your bags and it moons.
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: Mango fully embracing Islam due to their lax attitude towards men that rape 9 year olds was not on my bingo card.
[+5] u/orrangearrow: Barron bought puts on computer
[+5] u/alldayeating: My only trading plan is hold to zero. RIP
[+5] u/zlordbeats: its almost like it was yesterday when everyday was blinding green WTF HAPPENED OVER THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
[+5] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Didn't worry, Barron bought calls. It's a green type of day.
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: SPY 200-day moving average is like $680 rn just FYI
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: Aloha Snack Bar
Drill Team 6 coming to work today?
[+5] u/Rahdeeiohead: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? PILE INTO BLACKBERRY
[+5] u/TYC888: 200 puts at open to retire early!
[+5] u/trsx5: OIL IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
[+5] u/Jemmani22: Circuit breaker premarket. Market stays closed. No one can trade.
[+5] u/WatchyT: delete broker app and check again in 10 years
[+22] u/D1rtD3mon: 4.2% is fucking nuts. I get 2% raises at my work so basically I'm losing 2.2% of my salary...
[+20] u/TyroneSwoopes: 4.2% inflation is fucking crazy.
[+19] u/Happy-Champion1661: # CPI came in cold, chef finally finished cooking the books 👨🍳🤌
[+19] u/Antiwhippy: Even if it's not cooked, 4.2% inflation is considered bullish now?
[+18] u/sloanemonroe: When they make the documentary about the ai bubble bursting one of the main top indicators they will show several times is how Musk and others were talking about space based data centers
[+18] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Imagine Trump's guy hiking rates when he was hand picked to cut rates LOL
[+17] u/Unhedged-Fund: everyone thinks market will dump with CPI, you know what it means.. 🤡⬆️⬆️
[+14] u/LostMyMag: Just post a 2.2% CPI to fuck up all the algos then correct it to 4.4% and blame it on AI
[+14] u/Commercial_Ease8053: You’re all about to fall for the biggest pump and dump rug pull… of the week… so far.
[+13] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Down 150k on my shares since Friday… sad thing is I should have just panic sold like every one else Friday and would have only been down 95k instead.
That’s what I get for being “diamond hands”… in the future I should trust my gut and panic sell instead of losing even more by waiting it out like everyone said.
[+13] u/jakeisarake: Thinks I'll delete robinhood for the rest of the week
[+13] u/Gortecz: https://preview.redd.it/hxr2nsqb2g6h1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=abfb3cba79e82a9ad92f3971277ddf3883dbd523
[+13] u/The_Cornwallis: Bought an iPad Pro from yesterdays recovery.
Now I can lose money on a bigger screen
[+13] u/Yottahz: CPI numbers won't be too bad after they strip out volatile components like food, energy, housing, healthcare, transportation, electronics. They are leaving LEGOs in though.
[+13] u/Swiftnice: 🥭 tweeting about Iran because he knows the CPI data is bad he wants the drop to be super sharp that way he can tweet about a deal in the afternoon and make it forget about CPI.
[+13] u/Independent-Tree-985: WOMEN AND PEOPLE WITH LOTS OF MONEY FIRST
[+12] u/SirPanic12: Fuck this, I’m selling everything and keeping my profits. I’ll come back next year
[+12] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Until you have a superyacht watching F1 in Manaco keep buying those calls and puts.
[+12] u/LaserBeamer17: A week ago today was sunshine and rainbows, now we’re all gonna fucking die
[+12] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: This is when you make the money
BUY THE FKN Dip
[+12] u/Bad_Prophet: This little blip is nothing a fully-fraudulant-but-believe-us-for-real CPI report can't fix.
[+12] u/Specialist_Spite5930: Is CPI gonna be our saviour today?
Even with good numbers, I only see a bleak recovery and more dump at open, is all hope lost?
[+12] u/Hour-Bag-8426: Bulls might have gotten screw worm
[+12] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: 24 min until cooked numbers drop
[+12] u/Knarre30: Dumbest pump i've ever seen. Inflation is crazy high and were celebrating this shit
[+11] u/Amitriptylinekoning: A whole civilization will die tonight
[+11] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Even CPI is good, we still have ORCL earnings to fuck everything AH
[+11] u/saintmitchy: Market going to skyrocket when it comes out that May CPI is 4.1% instead of 4.2% as if it's a huge difference
[+11] u/mr_snickerton: 20 minutes until we die
[+11] u/TeddyKGB30A: I fullported 1DTE NVDA calls at close yesterday. Fck it I am about to starting drinking 7:20am - I thought I could handle this stress I was wrong
[+11] u/I_am_Nerman: Thr financial future of my children rests on a report that comes out in 7 minutes
[+11] u/AlphaOmega1337: CPI stands for calls print immediately
[+11] u/Thisispaartaaa: MU just went up in a straight line...kind of just chewed up the -5% it was pre market, to now GREEN!!!
[+11] u/Emotional_Shape925: Man. 4% inflation, winning has never felt so good.
[+11] u/pussinbuuts: friday: he bought? damp eet
monday: he sold? pamp eet
tuesday morning: he bought? damp eet
tuesday afternoon: he sold? pamp eet
wednesday: he bought? damp eet
[+11] u/Hour-Bag-8426: those with cash remaining, likely to rotate into paying bills and general survival
[+10] u/sleepygarner: Now, I get it. War is peace.
[+10] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: We almost back to December levels and people calling this the greatest bull run ever lmao
[+10] u/cyclingmania: I have no money to buy the dip
[+10] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Are they seriously still calling this a ceasefire? Jesus Christ
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: Giga pump after open.
Reason: it would suck for my port, otherwise.
[+10] u/OldNefariousness6277: 🥭 praising Allah again on truth social. Can’t make this shi up
[+10] u/CalebVanPoneisen: To Mars... and beyond!
https://preview.redd.it/432jsd094g6h1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2c4affc0ec85efb1f3e2b895fd5b640debfb9ce
[+10] u/Scalpaholic: Bols merely adopted crippling depression and it's hilarious!
Us 🐻s were born into it. 😉
[+10] u/HorseTanker: Why isn't SPY at $800? What the fuck is it doing? Does it not realize that SpaceX, Anthropic, and EnronAI are going public for trillions? This was supposed to bullish because these companies were going to financially fix absolutely nothing with this ponzi scheme of a market
[+10] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: 15 minutes before doomsday. Oh boy!
[+10] u/BillyShears2015: ‘Twas the minutes before CPI, and all through the land, buttholes were clinched and retards dicks in their hands
[+10] u/plumpypenguin: 2 minutes until we get sent back to the stone age
[+10] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: The inflation is only 110% above target. Calls!!!
[+10] u/twostroke1: Even the cooked numbers aren’t good. Which means the real numbers are fucked.
[+10] u/BFox1982: CPI comes in at 7.8
🥭: "High CPI is actually good because it makes my rich friends even richer."
[+9] u/toost1cky: Openai should have IPO’d before the other 20 llms came out lmao
[+9] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Gold will be worth a bag of chips by eod at this rate
[+9] u/Free-Championship828: I only come here on really red days. No idea why
[+9] u/Flat-Focus7966: I might do some panic buying today.....
[+9] u/Distinct_Car7737: Imagine the market crash when they announce the IPO for sex robots
[+9] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Don’t know about the CPI but I will leak
[+9] u/AbjectProcedure3589: 925 MU call exp 7/10. I think I’ll be good
[+9] u/Dongkey_kong: I’ve been wrong all 4 days. Calls into Friday, puts into Monday, calls into Tuesday (didn’t sell at open) and calls into Wednesday. Solid losing streak
[+9] u/DrummerCompetitive20: holy hell msft 397.....are we in recession???
[+9] u/jfwelll: Im going to buy spy puts to save the market
[+9] u/Kooky_Resource6348: Extremely bearish in here… You know what that means.
[+9] u/mousepop321: CPI going to come in at 3.5% and we moon
[+9] u/WITCH2FAANG: No matter what the rest of the market does, MSFT will just continue being a pile of shit
[+9] u/barnshaw292: 13 mins until I am a further confirmed bagholder of many stocks
[+9] u/StrictGuide2475: if red today would buying long dated calls be the play?
[+9] u/MustardQuenelle: They really did look at the estimates and decided to go with them huh
[+9] u/Quixotus: BREAKING: SpaceX's IPO is expected to create 4,000 new millionaires, **including some cafeteria workers** whose compensation packages include employee stock options, per Bloomberg.
[+9] u/xInfinity962: Guys if SPY crashes I'll be a very happy man
[+8] u/CalebVanPoneisen: Bulls today:
"It's just good business..."
https://preview.redd.it/32xb28qi0g6h1.png?width=507&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fc7e82b1ad42c43fc1704a2ef520675054112bf
[+8] u/Chokeslam2Hell: This is not looking good man
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: No Buffet we’re not panic seeking this shit we riding it to 0.
[+8] u/Jets237: “We didn’t want those bases in the Middle East anyway” DJT probably
[+8] u/nateyp123: Everyone saying puts so……I’ll still lose money with whatever I pick
[+8] u/ez399017: No one wants to buy before the CPI
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: High CPI because we couldn't hold a pdf accointable
[+8] u/qui_tam_gogh: Impossible for it to be red today bc I have been reliably told that nothing ever happens and the new forever war (not war) and the end of cheap energy was priced in.
[+8] u/TotheMoon-88: Calling 4.1% CPI. Fake numbers for the win or loss
[+8] u/TeddyKGB30A: They will be calling Trump " The Iceman" after this cool CPI print. Delusional Bulls always win in the end 📈❄️🥶
[+8] u/Corgination77: I realized Diamond Hands through red days are easier with solid companies and ETFs ($MU, $DRAM)
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: bulls will be liberated from their money today after 🥭 released an biblical tide of screw worms over america in an extraordinary act of regardedness and evil.
[+8] u/CMTTrader: 4% is the new 2% 🤷♂️😔
[+8] u/likeabosstroll: The markets finally gonna react rationally to something and you’re all gonna accept it.
[+8] u/The_Cornwallis: I guess the $DRAM top really was 69.69
Nice.
[+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: Everyone thinking market down today which means it goes up.
[+8] u/nateyp123: Gonna put my last hundred dollars in today
[+8] u/Sp0kenTruth: SPY calls at open. 2000% gain
[+8] u/Acceptable-Prune3943: Now even my emotions are priced in
[+8] u/OldNefariousness6277: CPI close enough to CPU. Pump it
[+8] u/mangofruitdude: Unfortunately there is vomit on my sweater already
[+8] u/nametaglost: Wow cpi came in exactly as expected. Like it always does. Crazy.
[+8] u/diefy7321: They cooked this bish to perfection lmfaooo
[+8] u/Spy300: Rates cuts are a lock with CORE CPI at 0.2% M/M
Warsh's preferred PCE Trimmed Mean is even lighter.
[+8] u/noaholic: In line with expectations is still very high
[+8] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: The fact the markets believes the cooked numbers tells you everything you need to know about it
[+8] u/RogerBalderer: Its funny that they keep raising the estimate every month, CPI is in line with a terrible estimate and the market loves that.
THEY ARE ESTIMATING BAD INFLATION
[+8] u/CUbuffGuy: So many people are like WAH INFLATION.
Let me spell it out for the retards.
Unemployment numbers were really good on Friday. This is BAD because it means the Fed got the green light to raise rates.
Now we get bad inflation numbers. That is GOOD. Because it means the Fed no longer has the green light to raise rates.
Our situation in reality for worse; but stock market logic still dictates up. Please learn this.
[+7] u/curling_rocks: This is a green by 10:30 sorta day isn’t it
[+7] u/RJ5R: MU bols wont even have a corner chair in the bedroom by the end of the day
[+7] u/Livid_Note_2170: I see my red portfolio and I want to paint it green
[+7] u/InspectorDabbit_: I guess I could save the market by loading puts at open
[+7] u/Ready-Tennis8577: She’s not coming back go to the gym
[+7] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: When your calls become margin calls
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: “Not so hot set-up. market in major liquidation mode for SpaceX including all speculative assets . Iran doesn't help..”
\-Jim Cramer
MOONSHOT 🌕
[+7] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: I hope they will have enough money for IPOs after this one.
[+7] u/Indra_Sx: Every gain has turned into a loss 😒
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: 🥭 and Ayatollah should just settle things with a yugioh duel
[+7] u/Knarre30: I get why oil is up but i dont get why its up now and not earlier.
[+7] u/ShroomGrown: Premarket is bloody red
[+7] u/Freshrichcoffee: So - did yesterday’s sell off mean insiders knew bad data was coming?
Was it a margin call from Friday’s opex?
Or
Is the market sobering up and coming back to reality?
[+7] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Congrats to my fellow cash gang. Puts were to risky to time, and calls were working on borrowed time.
[+7] u/Bam2458: About to get the best CPI numbers ever, some are even saying they’ll never be a better one, I’m not saying that but that’s what they’re all saying. The greatest ever, and definitely very real, real numbers calculated by the smartest and best looking people we have! 🇺🇸
[+7] u/iThrewFarAway: # BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE 🦅 🦅 🦅
[+7] u/kickthatchairout: Bulls will be left naked in the street
[+7] u/pooterssssssssss: We had one of the greatest 2 month rallies ever... and a week later its all been wiped away
[+7] u/InIce1234: It is already Friday in Japan.
Mexico lost 8–2 to South Africa in the World Cup opening match. Two peace deals between the US and Iran have been successfully concluded.
SPY and QQQ are at new ATHs.
[+7] u/HAND__EGG: Wow
Wow
Wow
WOW
yeah
Were in a recession
[+7] u/VigilanteWit: Yall in here panicking like puts don’t exists?
[+7] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: War = bullish
CPI = good
Low oil inventory = fake news
[+7] u/31andnotdone: we're standing on the beach watching the water pull out
[+7] u/mneymaker: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH LADIES AND GENTS
BERS AND BOLS GATHER AROUND AND HOLD HANDS, ALL TOGETHER
JESUS HATES YOU BOTH
[+7] u/Gorgenapper: I can't even read the news sites for CPI anymore, you guys are way faster I just go off the vibes in the initial comments
[+7] u/csr8765: That’s your cue to pile back into memory and semis
[+7] u/demonhunterking: Today we going to kill ALL BEARS!!!!
[+7] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Everyone cheering 4.2% YoY inflation lol
[+7] u/GuusMosco: I dont understand how the market moves on CPI, ceasefires and fundamentals, but I still put paychecks into this shit. Casino is 100% the right term at this point.
[+7] u/mangofruitdude: Cooked cpi numbers + fake peace deal = 5% spy gain
[+7] u/andytobbles: It ain’t going to hold
[+7] u/AdOk3638: # Bers r seething, LMAO🤌
[+7] u/rugbyliebe: " we go to the moon"
*🤔looks at SPY: -0,5%
🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Bulls celebrating a red open? What weird reality is this
[+7] u/big-baller-47: Freak the fuck out and pamp MU to 5000
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: 3k comments before 8:30am ET. You know the market is down
[+139] u/OSRSkarma: US MAY CONSUMER PRICES RISE 0.5% M/M; EST. +0.5%
US MAY CONSUMER PRICES RISE 4.2% Y/Y; EST. +4.2%
US MAY CORE CPI RISES 0.2% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US MAY CORE CPI RISES 2.9% Y/Y; EST. +2.9%
[+22] u/JugoShvili: Saved cash for the last two months just to buy a dip that’s 8% higher than the prices two months ago. Investing master class.
[+22] u/Melodic-Scheme8794: Current times
https://preview.redd.it/d6wjrc13lg6h1.png?width=1158&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4eb8c1b2ae5a84b077c0e48476bc8957549e903
[+18] u/miata_only: Kevin Warsh is going to hike like a 36 year old divorced single mother from Boulder Colorado who also enjoys sushi, concerts at Red Rocks, and her dog.
[+17] u/dokutarodokutaro: Imagine how sick it’d be to just have an associates degree 50 years ago, get handed a management job because you can name most of the state capitals, buy a $12k home that’s worth $650k now, and retire with $7M in your 401k.
[+16] u/patelchief90: can space x just fuck off? trying to get attention no one should be buying that shit. elon and his cronies are looking for exit liquidity
[+15] u/OverallExamination42: Does anyone work at the stock market? First day trading and I want to know if they can just tell me what’s gonna happen. For instance, I work at subway, I know we’re making sandwiches today.
[+15] u/teh_herper: # TODAY IS GONNA BE LIFE-CHANGING FOR ME, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY
[+14] u/Blackhawk149: My spidey senses a rug pull today
[+14] u/jerome-yellen: Trump to keep exerting maximum pressure to get a deal done - Fox News
US-Iran talks still continue - Fox News
Concepts of a deal incoming
[+13] u/Woodwardphotography: My wife keeps talking about bulls but has never invested?
[+13] u/wyudtix: The cashier at Walmart just asked me if I wanted to round up to support the SpaceX IPO
[+13] u/bald69420911: I do not give Wall Street permission to use my calls, my puts or my margin calls, both of the past and the future, mine or those where I show up. By this statement, I give my notice to Wall Street it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, give, sell my calls, puts or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The content of this regard is private and confidential information.
[+13] u/Deep_Calls_007: By July 4th, Ameritards will be free from all their money and achieve true freedom.
[+13] u/ClaudesSexBot: MU 1000$ EOD, save this comment
[+12] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: What the fuck am I doing with my life
[+12] u/RampantPrototyping: SPY would be at 900 if he never started a trade war and attacked Iran
[+12] u/Straight_Ad_87: Fuck it. 0dte 750 SPY calls. Start the money printer.
[+12] u/mtnrnnr802: I’m a bull but we’re getting another big red day. I’m going to preemptively throw my phone in the river behind my house.
[+12] u/InfectedClit: Can one of the ass hats posting 6 digit 0DTEs profits tell me the play today
[+12] u/br0botic: No Iran deal is bullish bc it means we can still pump on future deal headlines
*\*points to temple*
[+12] u/GaK_Icculus: Half Pokémon cards, Half NFTs
[+12] u/AlmostAsianJim: Day 8 of no fap until $MSFT reaches $500.
[+12] u/dmac_1991: 4.2% inflation for no reason is legit criminal
[+11] u/Tigittybigitty: I’ve seen this before…I’m going lose a lot of money
[+11] u/Thegreenpatriot: Energy costs accounted for over 60% of U.S. inflation in May, according to the Labor Department. Gasoline prices jumped 41% year over year, while diesel surged 59%. Electricity costs also rose 5.9%, outpacing overall inflation. Rising fuel and power prices remain the dominant driver of consumer price pressures.
Bullish.
[+11] u/GalacticNecterine: The average person in America doesn’t even know what inflation is or take anything seriously anymore so
[+11] u/ddrsdght: See, inflation is not so bad. It met expectations
[+11] u/ClassApart4253: the pump was the friends we made along the way
[+11] u/Mr60SPX: You guys actually thought Friday’s sell off was just from the jobs report??
Market expected this CPI print.
Once the jobs report confirmed that the labor market wouldn’t give an excuse to cut, market sold off knowing CPI would be bad.
[+11] u/907cconnak: Dude these photos apps feel so creepy tryna be like fb memories. Ill go look at June 10th 2019 if I want to, you dont have to make a fucking album and give it a cutsie name like "rediscover fun in the sun on this day"
Fuck right off
[+11] u/BearlyBearishBear: So the actual inflation number is probably 9 or 10% ?
[+11] u/mehmilani: Historically, Wednesdays are the greenest day of the week. Source: my arse
[+11] u/JPM1216: Too bearish in here, holding onto my calls 💎
[+11] u/Successful-End7689: It always confused me how Buffett watched tech rip higher for decades and never chased it. Watching this SpaceX IPO mania, I think I'm starting to get it. You don't need to swing at every pitch.
[+11] u/New-Length5593: We wake up chasing a fucking Ponzi scheme. Absolutely fucking every bit of it is made up lol
[+10] u/Mozart69-Nice: so many numbers
some are green
some are red
fascinating
[+10] u/ToonamiNights: You guys might be the most elite rage baiters of any community of people
[+10] u/jer_nyc84: Bers clearly getting nervous based on comments below.
[+10] u/guccioli: Thank god everyone here is saying it’s gonna dump, I was worried about my calls for a sec
[+10] u/codespyder: Turns out 4.2% inflation is still really bad
[+10] u/Vikkio92: This is it. Everything red every minute of every day always forever in perpetuity
[+10] u/PenguinOfB00m: bols: I expect things to be bad
things: bad
bols: bers rekt
[+10] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Chipotle was upgraded by Wells Fargo on the basis that their bowls were a bit closer in consistent weight during a test of 75 bowls. 😂
[+10] u/CitizenPremier: I'm buying and reselling 3-4 Disney shares every day and making $2-3! It always goes back to $100.
[+10] u/solidsneeze: "experts": this is the ai bubble popping
me: oh look a dip to buy
[+10] u/ManBearPig2433: I am so boned at open
The ghey bears are winning
[+10] u/wallstreetdiva37: Way too bearish in here. Calls it is, guys!
[+10] u/Some_Current1841: I need those fuckers who make shit loads from 0dte to post there play damnit
[+9] u/Nic-Sz: Once Warsh comes in with his regarded alternative facts way of measuring inflation these cooked numbers gonna be extra crispy in june
[+9] u/Bigddaddi: Believe it or not Calls .... Inflation is high where tf you think the suits will park their money to outrun inflation.....🫵🏽 Binnnngo. The stock market
[+9] u/Ben_f157: Timing the Market ❌️
Time in the Market ❌️
Extremely Overvalued Space Stock IPO ✅️
[+9] u/PeachScary413: Wow that's crazy bro, the numbers hit the estimates perfectly. Really wild how good those estimates are.
[+9] u/Quirky_Row_2080: No fucking way he actually tweeted “Praise be to Allah” holy shit 🤣
[+9] u/QTpieme: If you’re sad or scared, just be glad you’re not holding smci (like me)
[+9] u/Sad-Comparison-8113: Just gonna go short qqq at open
[+9] u/Mrsir300: I just don’t know how someone can tweet a countries military is wiped out after also tweeting that they downed one of our helicopters. This really is wild times man
[+9] u/Feisty-Payment9614: I don’t know who needs to read this but this big 4.2% inflation print was already probably fully priced in as that is what economists expected. So if you’re buying puts on this news good luck but I think you’re wrong.
[+9] u/All_YourBase: The market should open low and then rally at some point today.
No matter what happens, there will be people here asking why we didn’t buy puts/calls.
[+9] u/neal_73: I got calls and I think I am fucked. But looking at the chart it feels like we go up from here. See you all in valhalla.
[+9] u/PracticalMeeting5267: theta day, good luck everyone, im not playing
[+9] u/NutmegKilla: Osama bear Laden just crashed a 767 into my portfolio
[+9] u/bulrfuc: # We have a concept of a v
[+9] u/Ok-End-3213: Mofos new it was gonna be hot, they have been selling since last Wednesday
[+8] u/whyshw: It feels like we’re reliving Groundhog Day for years now
[+8] u/One_Big2047: CPI came in4.2% year-over-year, which matched expectations (this is due to the war btw) But the more important line is core (ex-food and energy): it rose 0.2% month-over-month, below the 0.3% forecast. - Markets gonna pump
[+8] u/guhhhh_MU: Imagine linking ur brokerage to reddit, they can't keep bots out of the comments, let alone be connected to my brokerage. ROFL
[+8] u/Bxdwfl: On the one hand, I have a job. On the other, my salary is not keeping up with inflation 😩
[+8] u/YeeyeeTigOlBitties: Today may be the day we decide to begin the preliminary steps to thinking about the possibility of a deal.
[+8] u/One-Duty-2376: Why did the market initially pump on worst inflation numbers since 2023, are traders retarded?
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Why would bro talk about bombing power plants after cpi’s released? Does he have puts?
[+8] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Everyone is saying dump which means we’ll be green in 15 mins
[+8] u/odity9: Sold my MRVL at open and went all SPY puts. This appears to be the right move for the next 5 minutes.
[+8] u/PocaMadre69: 4.2% inflation is fine, war in the Middle East is fine, the most obvious energy shock in our lifetime is fine
Buy the dip pussy
-Bulls unironically 😂
[+8] u/frogger1988: I think im maturing as a trader. I've recognized premiums are extremely high today and thus is a terrible time to enter options. therefore I'm fine with waiting until later or another day.
[+8] u/isP1tchhere: This is choppy af. I dont trust this
[+26] u/MadDabbed: How am I on the wrong side of every fucking trade dude
[+18] u/Thin_Pound_3502: wtf is this dump. go up bastard
[+18] u/aka_crashoverride: No more trading today, calls on mental health.
[+18] u/Moepenmoes: Fake pump. You know it, i know it, everyone knows it
[+18] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Thread is moving so fast no one will notice that I love men
[+15] u/Legitimate-Painter-4: https://preview.redd.it/26c2gqg1pg6h1.png?width=405&format=png&auto=webp&s=b57ce4bc23585808cd9e582df9354d444f11d0f7
Perfectly sums up how nobody knows squat LOL
[+15] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Why the fuck would I let WSB know my net worth or integrate with my financial data in anyway. Y’all tripping
[+15] u/Boheed: Bers and bols both bleeding out in a trap while calling each other dumbasses for falling for it
[+15] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Spy in the 720s again before eod
[+15] u/mighty_sys_admin: I HAVE BOUGHT THE WRONG SWING 3 TIMES IN A ROW
[+14] u/thelundyy: I buy calls. We dump instantly. I buy puts. We shoot up to green. You can't make this shit up genuinely
[+14] u/kyndrid_: third highest inflation in 20 years is bullish god fucking damn it
[+13] u/Dry_Satisfaction_139: Don’t worry guys I’ll buy a call and end this bullshit right now
[+12] u/llamaflocka: This market is actively discriminating against me
[+12] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Lmfao you were given an exit pump at open and now you're going to learn a lesson in Ecomomics 101 about bear markets
[+12] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Historically (72%) on CPI day the direction of the opening gap continues to drift in that direction til close. The open was a gap up. Do with this what you will
[+11] u/fish_: you can always tell when top 1% commenters get liquidated because they stop commenting LMAO
rip valk and bearhunter you were both too retarded for your own good
[+11] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Day traders live two years max
[+11] u/OneLeggedJaguar: I would legitimately be better at this if I lobotomized myself
[+11] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Bulls trying so hard to get spy green. Bears about to chop their legs off
[+10] u/Speech_Path: Bears, tell your wives I’ll be over at 7pm tn
[+10] u/MicioBau: CPI super high, but we expected super duper high. You know what this means.
***PAMP IT***
[+10] u/Legitimate-Painter-4: yall do not realize how much money market makers are making off of yall flipping ur bias every 15 mins
[+10] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Haha 0DTE prices for calls and puts on QQQ are inflationary
[+10] u/ImperioRomeno: Computah make the markets green and the investors gay
[+10] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Not even an hour in and you fucks are crying
[+10] u/seanws30: Going to buy 1 call just to watch it crash
[+10] u/EnginrA: We’re green can you believe this shit
[+10] u/fitalwaysandforever: Who else did 0DTE on Spy puts today?
[+9] u/An_Unusual_Mind: Inflation more like 420% than 4.2%.
[+9] u/motherrunner817: SPY wants to dump - just let it.
[+9] u/West_Track_9927: in what world is 4.2% inflation bullish
[+9] u/No_Stand5622: Day traders are like onlyfans, only the top 10% make money
[+9] u/bananashakewithice: So 4.2% inflation means that rate cuts are back on the table, so therefore market is green? Market psychology is so retarded I love it.
[+9] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: If it’s a repeat of yesterday ill nut
[+9] u/mighty_sys_admin: simiultaneously looking pumpy and dumpy, special market
[+9] u/Nice-Truck8806: cut the fucking rates you crazy bastards
[+9] u/grantern2: I don’t get it. I buy a call, stonk goes down. I buy a put, stonk goes up. How are you guys making money?
[+9] u/Objective_Delay_1525: which one of you regards is selling. STOP IT!
[+9] u/aka_crashoverride: Fuck yer calls and fuk yer puts.
[+9] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: The lion does not concern itself with the death of bers and will continue to jerk off to femboys
[+8] u/Necessary_Reaction62: Muu from -6% to +1% in 0.5 seconds
[+8] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Market has been tumbling since Friday and people wonder why we didn’t just dump off CPI report. The dump already happened in front of your eyes for 3 days lol
[+8] u/zeebee098: Been staring at SPY all morning and now I have 10 minutes to get ready for work
[+8] u/por_que_: IMHO: The S&P correction has begun. You can go short now, but only on rallies.
[+7] u/LabyrinthLayers: Don’t feel for SMCI baggies at all. Y’all bought a company whose CEO was disguising banned NVDA chips & shipping them to GYNA 🇨🇳
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Time to take a shit 💩 brb 🚽
[+7] u/No-Entrance9339: What ber bul traps are you talking about? It's 9:38 my fellow nimrods
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: who is selling all their gold? dude. you're gonna need it to buy toilet paper when you run out of century notes to wipe your ass.
[+7] u/BigOleLeaps: Bears “BUt mUh CPI???”
[+7] u/Altair82: did he really say Praise be to Allah again?
now I know he reads wsb
[+7] u/Standard_Tea8250: Warsh is definitely going to pump us today
[+7] u/jraiv420: MM won't allow a market crash before SPCX IPO
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Gotta be the most rigged IPO in history by far
[+7] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: I just want used Honda civic money bro
[+7] u/MrIntuition: this just proves there is nothing holding SPY up other than MMs rn
[+7] u/peterpeer9: I'm so over leveraged if figma goes up $1 I'll be the world's first trillionaire. if it goes down $0.01 I owe the bank $7,500,000,000
[+7] u/mighty_sys_admin: seems like a tweet +1% kinda day... idk why
[+7] u/Isometric_exercises: UAE building pipelines to bypass the strait. Done around 2027.
[+7] u/halffocused: Market's nervous coz nobody knows who Warsh is at the end of the day, it's risk premium of new Fed chief, nobody talking about that, everybody panicking about chips like spergs. Wall Street coming back to economic data reality probably not a bad thing. World works in mysterious ways; Year of the Horse mid-point. Creature stops to drink from pond. Lush steppes. Very soon a basilisk will appear in the Vietnamese highlands
[+7] u/bootsupondesk: I'm a bull and this looks dumpy... ama
[+7] u/GroundbreakingAd2757: I opened a short position, thank me later for the green
[+7] u/everybodydumb: WHY STOCKS UP IF INFLATION UP? EXPLAIN TO A DUMB
[+7] u/rholt168: can we win the war again???
[+7] u/abcdefgogetter: Smoking weed in the attic waiting to lose money
[+7] u/Legitimate-Painter-4: SELL EVERYTHING NOW FREAK TF OUT
[+7] u/DietOk3400: Feels dumpy. Dont want it to be
[+7] u/Top-Rabbit3365: not trading this today, gonna go for a wank
[+7] u/plxyboyy: This price action is pissing me off
[+7] u/Sovetcki: Well I bought puts. This bitch better be a bull trap
[+7] u/DarkR124: Feels like a theta day. Bears fucked on Monday, bulls fucked on Tuesday, everybody fucked today.
[+7] u/BlitzComet95: SPY put break evens are -$4. That’s insane
[+7] u/whenyournotdead: I was given a chance to escape today
[+7] u/Datsyuk131313: My trading style ensures my bloodline will always be impoverished. My great great grandkids will hate me.
[+7] u/fathersucrose: Too many of yall saying puts in here for it to work again today
[+7] u/AprilsSecretAccount: My biggest concern right now is that I only have 6 years to figure out how to use the three shells.
[+7] u/peterpeer9: Most people don't know this, but Robinhood allows up to 1 "Lifetime Exclusion Rule" per account which lets you undo any trade. All you have to do is contact support asking them to rollback one of your trades. When they say they can't do that, you just have to be persistent and demand they elevate it to L2 support. When they eventually close your ticket without resolution, you have to keep requesting new tickets. A lot of them, every day. Eventually they'll suspend your account for platform abuse, and your bad trade finally goes away!!
[+7] u/Lost-Elephant-6628: Why is everything pumping when inflation is higher than it’s been in years lmao. Just because it came in as expected doesn’t mean this is bullish? 💀
[+7] u/Pereise1: Lol "core" inflation is such a scam, as if energy and food aren't a significant part of the average consumer's expenses. Just cuz mattresses and winnebagos are down doesn't mean inflation hasn't been spiraling out of control.
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Wouldn't be surprised if🥭 announces a peace deal just in time before spaceX ipo on Friday.
[+6] u/optionsCone: Bull flag forming in futures
[+6] u/Etheikin: lol you dont get the idea
LMAO
LMAO
crashes are caused by CPI estimate
then when the real number comes, guess what
ITS PRICED IN LMAO
[+6] u/ChamaF: Time to get greedy with all the dirt I have saved.
[+6] u/Rrrandomalias: Lmao that shrek lasted about 30 seconds
[+6] u/JokeAffectionate2642: The bull run continues
[+6] u/CosecSecCot: We're mooning. Hop in now everyone!
[+6] u/MrIntuition: they’re gonna dump this on y’all
[+6] u/SteakEater137: So POTUS has apparently given up on any deal and threatened Iran will “pay the price”. Oh he praised Allah again too.
-Oil +1%, cant break 90
[+6] u/epyonxero: only 4.6 CPI, we did it
[+6] u/RDDT_100P: If you liked MSFT at 460, you're going to love it at 360
[+6] u/potentialPast: lol did trump tweet about the trade deficit getting bigger like it was a good thing
[+6] u/Such-Ice1325: The numbers are trash! Why everyone happy???
[+6] u/WalrusHonda: 727 puts looking very crowded today
[+6] u/LarryBlink: Can I buy calls with my food stamps?
[+6] u/altmly: End +2% green nobody wants cash 🤑
[+6] u/Weak-Equal-9084: You will see the biggest drop of your life in 20 min
[+6] u/Leading_Gap_8552: Bulls in lambos 🏎️ bears homeless 🤡🫵
[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: Once they believe retail is running out of cash for the day, it is dumping
[+6] u/generaledamame: # BIG RED DILS INCOMING 🖍️
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: THIS PRICE ACTION SUCKS
[+6] u/ilikemgs: Why are options so expensive today?
[+6] u/CorvusGearlock: Holy smokes gold graped me
[+5] u/Deadecigs: EVERYONE JUST STAY TF CLAM!!!!!!
[+5] u/staresinshamona: i said it yesterday as long as INTC is above $100 we’re still bullish
[+5] u/Nakedputbuyer: I could see us tanking at open, i could see us rally 1% for no reason and i could also see us sit flat the entire day to screw everyone.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: I pick the worst fucking stocks
# CAN SOMEONE JUST DO THIS FOR ME??
[+5] u/Cav829: Don't think about the losses: think about the years of tax loss harvesting.
[+17] u/Ok-Nose29: https://preview.redd.it/oe1c8wd60h6h1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bab91d0332855083b35e8f728ae0c7c7a005f7a
[+13] u/broke_person: turning off this subreddit and not looking at my accounts for the next 2 years. BYE GUYS
[+12] u/lardexDofB: Holy fuck bring back pdt already
[+12] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: SPY is down 5.5%
My stocks are somehow down 35%
My will to live is down 95%
[+11] u/LittleHoneydew3466: Premiums are high asf and no clear direction. Seems like MM’s are giving me a heads up to stay out for today
[+11] u/UnholyTrigon: We get endless wars and high prices because yall didn’t like someone’s laugh
[+11] u/nagai: why are three separate brokers literally begging my broke ass to invest in spacex IPO
[+11] u/dumbfemboiwhor: He bought puts? Pump it.
He didn't sell his puts after a 200% gain? Pump it.
[+11] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Im losing tens of thousands every fucking day at this point😞
[+9] u/Trashpanda7193: Honestly just fuck off. Either dump to earths core or pump. Can’t be dealing with this up and down bullshit.
[+9] u/Any-Cartoonist-7052: 🥭 - I’m a philanthro, I’m a philanthrop, I’m a fullonrapist
[+9] u/ThermalChaser: Is this just because we bet the entire gdp on unprofitable tech ??
[+9] u/sounbaggie: When you want to buy--$200 per contract
5 minutes after buying--worth 50$
Mm- 😊
[+9] u/SeasonOk8915: Feels dumpy to me anyone agree??
[+9] u/accountingsavage10: Gotta feel for bears on this one, there is no reason we should be up today, we are probably going to drop hard tomorrow or Friday
[+8] u/AlasKansastan: Fuck you Jane Street. Fuck you and your families
[+8] u/purpleinme: Dude why the fuck I’ve been red for 12 straight sessions
[+8] u/ThermalChaser: "Would you like fries with that?"
Don't mind me. Just practicing.
[+8] u/True_Major9861: Bought my first 0dte spy call today.
[+8] u/No_Cod972: Everyone's calling for the end of the economy, and I'm just buying calls per usual.
[+8] u/gonebymidnite: The end of the world was not priced in
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: did this scumbag just say the numbers were good
[+7] u/FutureSage: Buying calls at market close after -3% drop method has been PATCHED
[+7] u/BlossomBurger: bull trap day into a bear trap day, lol
[+7] u/Fieryhotsauce: Time to remove META/MSFT from the mag6
[+7] u/Treski101: Man I suck at this game
[+6] u/emanresu711: I hate the office job. It’s a gateway to my gambling problem. Should’ve been out there digging hole, fixing wires, ruining my back
[+6] u/urraca: if CPI comes in hot today...oh boy...look out below.
[+5] u/dolmates: I don’t know what going to happen but I know whatever happens at CPI release is going to inverse at market open…
[+14] u/Lbuck24: That fucking guy lied about everything huh
[+14] u/unhappyreach_: 10 year bond auction in a few
50/50 it nukes the market
[+12] u/SearchUsual5193: just fucking crash all at once motherfucker i hate this slowburn
[+12] u/NoGovernment7440: Two guys fucking in the woods is less gay then spy rn
[+11] u/greatfool667: what are we even doing guys
[+11] u/Felix_Aterni: No PDT rules just means every day is a pump and dump scheme.
[+11] u/Ble_h: TACO loves inflation. Fucking retard.
[+11] u/arigold940: this is mango’s way of pumping the market. fear monger for an attack then TACO & regarded spy will just rally 2% for no reason.
don’t get tricked. it’s fucking calls boys
[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: Yall just be saying shit in here
[+11] u/Top-Fig845: UP DOWN UP DOWN FUCK OFF
[+11] u/PNWPlayZ: JUST DUMP my goodness
[+11] u/barkwoofgrrr: 🥭 yesterday retweeted an article noting the trade deficit widened by a large amount (not understanding this is the opposite of what he wants) and today says he likes the inflation. Wtf
[+10] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: US inflation just hit 4.2%, its highest in 3 years.
That’s more than DOUBLE the Fed’s target.
Your dollar now buys 23% less than it did in 2020.
And most people have no idea what’s coming next.
[+10] u/Groundbreaking-Gap20: I give up, fuck this. We’re all just a bunch of insignificant monkeys spinning on a large rock In outer space with no idea of what’s actually going on.
[+10] u/noobletato: Warren buffet told me to be greedy when everyone is fearful. Why am I still in red
[+10] u/MordorBlues: SPY has turned into the tweet polymarket
[+9] u/Individual_Error_428: This market is just absolutely brutal for options
[+9] u/Flashy_Produce_3875: Who tf is buying rn lol
[+9] u/Briack89: # Can we please skip the 'generational buying opportunity' and go back to the 'is it too late to invest?' phase?
[+9] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Algos literally dump hard on the fact Donnie says Iran is getting hit then seconds later convince themselves that he’s just lying and pump it right back up to the pre dump level
I see why boomers just buy indexes, this shit is R E T A R D E D
[+9] u/dogs_and_stuff: It’s over. Everything is gone. 401K’s wiped out. Nobody will ever recover…….that’s the kinda shit you’d think reading this sub. Then you realize SPY is still up almost 7% ytd and everyone panicking is just over leveraged on calls 😂
[+9] u/soscribbly: Crazy part is today isn’t even that bad after seeing last Friday and yesterdays dump
[+9] u/the_mind_goblin1: All Iran has to do is nothing and we'll just run our reserves dry. They aren't going to sign shit. This has been their plan the entire time.
[+9] u/heikici: JUST DROP OMFG STOP EDGING ME
[+9] u/Red_Potatoes_620: I'm so fucking sick of this god damned market dude. The emotional toll of being up as fuck earlier inthe month to whatever the FUCK this is is taking a toll on my mental health.
[+9] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Buying calls 5 minutes ago was not the play
[+9] u/PropheticMurmurs: What is this crabby bullshit? Either V to infinity or crash properly.
Either is better than getting thetacucked all day.
[+9] u/killcon84: 5 minute option scalping feels like long-term investing for me
[+9] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: As soon as I buy a put we’ll reverse
[+9] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I love the inflation is yet another sound bite of things you'd assume couldn't possibly be uttered by POTUS
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: WTF
🥭 said “I love inflation” 😤
[+9] u/ResultAfraid8340: https://preview.redd.it/pk8ifb6sfh6h1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=19cd5b34e669b346cdb734810eccbfaa4ea3051e
CEO OF SPY
[+9] u/Extension-Change-441: if you see 730.40 thats a buy signal, if you see 730.72 thats a sell signal
[+9] u/manlymatt83: Guys I’m gonna buy calls in 5 minutes. So get your puts in now and then I’ll single-handedly cause the market to drop.
[+9] u/sanjayb9_: trump be like, "I love the inflation." 😂
its unreal.
[+9] u/kazkeb: The market is throwing more pump fakes today than Brunson will tonight
[+9] u/Comfortable_Guitar: 10-year treasury auction at 1 PM ET
[+8] u/Upper-Difficulty660: fuck this............. back to rolling another fatty see u tomorrow
[+8] u/M00NFAC3_69: incase you retards didnt realize, this is what should've happened yesterday, but they saw the order flow, knew CPI was today, and pumped it back up to destroy everyone. Just going back to where it should've gone. All moves are delayed now.
[+8] u/AMX_revue: bols keep buying the dip but the dip gets dippier
[+8] u/livingunique: 🥭just said the U.S. will be resuming bombing on Iran
[+8] u/Nictel: Plunge protection team is in action
[+8] u/WhaleSmacker17: "We will be hitting Iran very hard today"
...with a new peace proposal right?
[+8] u/Locke_____Lamora: If you haven't lost 10%+ of your account this week good for you and keep up the good work.
[+8] u/Apple2o: I am once again announcing frameworks of a peace deal
\*explosions\*
[+7] u/Kurdwadat: holy shit oil reserves are getting empty very fast
[+16] u/Willing_Spring2736: Trump saying "I love inflation" truly encapsulates how many in this country are utter brain dead irredeemable retards of the highest order
[+13] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: SPY recovered .60 cents in under a minute and my 0DTE calls rose one penny.
[+13] u/anuthertw: New ath coming, thanks
[+12] u/Environmental_Bag778: just pissed away a months worth of gains
[+12] u/ercanbas: We never deserved $700 to be honest.
[+12] u/spilledonwhite: I'll catch all these falling knives I don't give a fuck, aint no way this dumb AI shit is over. That's the only thing propping these markets and economy the past year. Look at the top holdings of SPY... fucking NVDA makes up 10% of everyone's retirements. 40% is all tech AI nonsense now. TOO BIG TO FAIL.
[+11] u/Snorlaxative9: they're eating the bonds
[+11] u/ridina05: Can we get a spy recovery team in here 😒
[+11] u/boraboca: That bull trap set between 930 am and 1015 am was one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen
[+10] u/OkRecommendation1040: The stock market is so simple just literally take the opposite position as me every time I trade a 0dte you will be rich
[+10] u/lobsterspider: I have a suspicion that I am actually exit liquidity
[+10] u/tacardidm: classic. the 7th bottom before the V
[+10] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: At one time in life I justed wanted to drink and play video games. No cares in the world.
Then I had kids. I felt the warmth of their smiles. The closeness of their hugs
Dada...I love you...
I was enough to melt my heart. And you know what? After 4 years of being a father I found out I still just want to play video games and drink. Wtf was I thinking.
PYPL 1/28 40c
[+10] u/RickySitts: Why is Joe Biden doing this
[+10] u/Snorlaxative9: I am over-leveraged and under-informed
[+10] u/rjb_jr: It doesn’t even hurt anymore
[+10] u/Czyzzle: This shit coming down like the twin towers
Too soon?
[+10] u/szatlas: Turns out PDT wasn’t the reason I lost money
[+9] u/potato111a: 🥭*Wants rate cuts *
Also 🥭: I love the inflation
... LMAO 🤌
[+9] u/wildcat1055: \- Can you explain to me how the stock market works?
\- It doesn't.
\- Got it.
[+9] u/GrippySockAficionado: Imagine investing in fucking Zuckerberg lmfao.
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Microsoft is only down -0.7% which is basically green for MSFT LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: here comes the V (then the rug)
[+9] u/David_Norris_M: PDT gets removed and the market wants to make retail scared
[+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I shit you not, I've probably made 10 trades today and each time it goes in the opposite direction the moment I buy. Shits wild
[+24] u/It-hurts-whenIP: 0DTE TRADING ON SOUTHWEST PLANE WIFI IS A RUSH
[+18] u/eoiioe: I was a pig today, had 4 chances for some nice profit and left it and now I’ve been taken to the slaughter house
[+16] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Dow is almost under 50,000. Time to get some justice for the kids
[+15] u/iAmGrimTV: PDT rule being gone has turned me into a scalping crack head
[+14] u/zuziannka: The drill to 720 gonna be hard today
[+14] u/Sanchezq: The oil tankers are so secret, we can’t even show them to you. They go to another school.
[+12] u/Meteyu32: I've done Puts and Calls today ... and have lost every time. You'd think I'd stop ...
[+12] u/WarmCan3034: This market gives me anger issues
[+12] u/megaxanx: holding my puts idgaf
[+11] u/schwalbatros: the US was founded by the craziest religious nutjobs, that were ~~prosecuted~~ persecuted in Europe for a reason and it fucking shows
[+11] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: It seems my trading strategy has devolved into praying for a V everyday
[+11] u/All_Outta_Lives: I think it’s impressive how everyone here is collectively on the wrong side of every trade they make
[+11] u/Mr-Bonnet: DUMP
CHOP
PUMP
DUMP
CHOP
PUMP
[+11] u/myjumboloanapp: I love INFLATION! Inflation is actually great, folks. You would never believe it but many people are saying we have the GREATEST inflation in the world 👐.
[+11] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Fuck me im down another 10k
[+11] u/JayRoo83: Zero chance that 🥭 "I love the inflation" quote comes back to haunt him right
[+10] u/nebula504: It’s honestly unreal how every move I make goes against me, I think we live in a simulation
[+10] u/Due_Syllabub_1939: How do I turn 500 into the 10k I had this morning
[+10] u/kumako10: 0dtes are insane. one minute you are up +50%, next you are down -50%
[+10] u/Key_Improvement_9229: Anyone “rage” trading?
[+10] u/jahdyudnwl: Market has zero faith in 🥭 tweets now. A pump for ants.
[+10] u/APointAndALine: I already lost all my money. Just going to post and make fun of you retards until you all lose your money too
[+10] u/hoopaholik91: Jesus fucking christ, the market actually believes Trump when he says oil is going through the strait?
[+10] u/rowdygentleman: "Just buy ITM $QQQ calls 3 months out"
Yeah well they're down 25% in 4 trading days lol this shit sucks
[+9] u/Radiant-Place-6400: didnt 🥭 just suggest this morning he's about to bomb iran
Why SPY green LMAO
[+9] u/QPRCHOC: CLOSE THE CASINO!
CLOSE THE FUCKIN' CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
[+8] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: This entire market is just a pump and dump shit coin at this point
[+8] u/MajikoiA3When: I sold my puts before the drop so it might be me.
[+8] u/chriske22: I’m the worst 0dte trader ever
[+8] u/backleftwindowseat: Leg up, leg down, leg up, leg down
Oh don't mind me, I'm just doing physical therapy
[+8] u/meforprezz: its like the MMs are fucking with just me personally.
[+8] u/big_chestnut: i don't give a fuck who's inside trading just make the socks go up
[+8] u/miss_L_fire: I want to smash my head into a wall this bullshit is so fucking stupid
[+8] u/AlrightAaron: He can literally just tweet anything and the market believes it
[+8] u/last_class_economy: "Another day, another dollar..." (down the drain)
[+8] u/ApprehensiveFile42: I already miss those days where MU pumped like a retard
[+8] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: These options premiums are truly outrageous lol
[+8] u/GrassOrAss954: Its obvious the algo’s have switched gears and are selling every rip. Puts on every single rip until proven otherwise.
[+8] u/Capable-Yak-8486: Am I crazy to think we reverse around 12:30 again in order to artificially pump the market tomorrow for ShitEx?
[+8] u/MrsEveryShot: can’t believe we got inflation before GTA6
[+7] u/Rich-Badger-7601: MU is hitting 800 today
[+7] u/FlyWannaBeRichGuy: Que the Iran treaty news...
[+6] u/fewthingsarerelated: Staircase up, elevator down. Fucking algos
[+19] u/Leather_Floor8725: F this im not selling. If we all go down so be it
[+12] u/doinganevildeedblues: I actually lost half my portfolio this past week
[+12] u/scooterhomeimprover: Bulls got shaky hands cause their future is in the hands of a grifter who has taken 37 IQ tests this year
[+12] u/tytheguy24: Ah yes love the last minute pump for no reason JUST so my $725 puts lose everything. Thank you for that.
[+12] u/jdolen: Fuck who knew holding cash earning 2% interest was the move all along.
[+11] u/StandardDot5115: market started crashing when wsb changed daily thread main post
[+11] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: $4k from debt free bois
https://preview.redd.it/xp5pprc1ai6h1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=395c87b76303165194f2df8de5527e9e0d941556
[+11] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: I’d once again like to thank 🥭 for taking the most regarded bull market in the world and still managing to fuck it up
[+11] u/LumpyShock9656: https://preview.redd.it/39sli0uuci6h1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e26fa3662b7287821b221c77d91da22efeb4ffc
[+10] u/HonkHeaven: now erase the losses everyone spent the whole day freaking out about
https://preview.redd.it/3osxhu49ci6h1.png?width=594&format=png&auto=webp&s=008cbbda72d197c70dc22fe53953884b23ba42c1
[+10] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: Im officially calling the bottom right here. For my account. Cuz im out of money
[+10] u/Desperate-Math-8365: I deserved it. I was greedy
[+10] u/BagholderForLyfe: During green days, I imagine how I can quit my job and live off my port. Brutal red days like this is a reminder what a silly man I'm.
[+10] u/Diamond-Key197: Of course it dumped further because Taco showed up and he didnt say ANYTHING of value.... he actually made fun of inflation as if that ever concerned him in his life.
[+10] u/InitiativeGlum2507: super micro, coincidentally, is the name of my penis
[+10] u/Initial_Ad_9250: The board is why we need UI/UX designers in tech
[+10] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: only down 14k…not bad
[+9] u/zipykido: I don't think yesterday's V is happening again today.
[+9] u/9tacos: 🥭: Massive oil reservoir (1 TRILLION BARRELS) found underneath East Wing rubble. Ballroom build will include Oil derricks!
[+9] u/SkoomaJunki3: Remember when like band t shirts were like $15-20 bucks? Just saw some going for $40-45.
I’m so OLD
I love inflation.
[+9] u/Bignutly: I was rich for a week
[+9] u/BudweiserSucks: 2 weeks ago, I was thinking about how to strategize to pay fewer taxes on my gains, now I’m thinking about when I’ma have gains again
[+9] u/Xzlk: Can’t believe I just destroyed a 700B company by buying 10 shares. Imminent collapse at close.
[+8] u/thegreatgumbini: Betting my last $500 on a dump. Which means congrats to bulls. Back to 745 today.
[+8] u/Then-Cup-5153: JUST FUCKING DUMP ALREADY HOLYSHIT THIS IS BORING AS FUCK
[+8] u/VesperGilchrist: Market pumped because 🥭claimed that hundreds of mystery ships have passed through Hormuz in the last weeks? Although literally every ship is tracked in real time publicly and we know which ships have passed and which have not? Down to live camera feed?
Cool-cool. Cool. Very cool.
[+8] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Is days like today that I just know there will be a massive up day at time soon for no fucking reason and it back to bullish and we forget everything from before. Just waiting on it.
[+7] u/tiny_toof: Would u sell ur soul for a signing bonus of 75k
[+7] u/Namtabmal: all technical indicators are absolutely fucking useless in modern markets.
[+7] u/slothropdroptop: BREAKING: IRAN AGREES TO OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ FOR 2 DAYS TO RAISE MORE MONEY FOR SPACEX IPO
[+12] u/-IQ200: Stock market cooked me. Full port money line Spurs to bounce back.
[+11] u/092Casey: Will Don the Con go down as the biggest regard in history? His sole purpose is to manipulate the market to enrich his family and cronies.
[+11] u/widerdog: CLOSE THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+10] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: Remember when retards would said BTC was a hedge against inflation lolz
[+9] u/RJNavarrete: MU and NBIS climbing again. All is right in the world. 🚀🔥🥰
[+9] u/Long_Region3643: Why will this shit not give up 730
[+9] u/tzuica_de_mar: # Trump says ‘I love the inflation’ 🤌 🤌 🤌
[+9] u/Nihohaha: I’m gonna cope and say this a dead cat bounce
[+9] u/IndependentUsual7444: It's priced differently for all of us, they just inverse you within your account with fake numbers
[+9] u/davidbigham: My SPY call was up 100% this morning . Did I sell ?
Of coz not. 🤡
[+8] u/MayorMcCheezz: Yea but in stock market years that's like a decade.
[+8] u/Pale-Engineering-278: i want a mulligan on my puts
[+8] u/pussy_ass_licking: Lost so much money. Will have to suck dick to recoup losses
[+8] u/Commercial-Solid-328: End it already with the war! Stupid fruit. And leave Israel to fend for itself. Look at your own stock market!
[+8] u/Fast-Reply6409: When our president promised that he will stop inflation, he meant the inflation of our portfolios
[+8] u/illinformed-will: Inflation highest in the past 3 years, peace missiles flying, avgo first signal of chips slowdown
Believe it or not...
[+8] u/Abovemeis: Maybe cramer was right 🤔
[+8] u/cryptopolymath: Market is so boring I’m actually putting in a full days effort at work
[+8] u/CheapHero91: semi decade ATH is in
[+8] u/loveactuary21: I was promised generational wealth
[+8] u/Tay_Tay86: LMAO if you really believe that the US magically snuck a 100 million barrels of oil through the strait that apparently the market completely didn't notice...
Then I have a bridge to sell you. It has a billion barrels of oil on it I swear 🤌
[+8] u/Jalapenoplanter: Dow is approaching “we can talk about pedos” territory
[+8] u/Tall-Illustrator543: Lmfaoing at the millions of itm puts
[+7] u/EagleNoahg: Full port puts! Oh shit my port going down, sell it a full port calls! Oh shit cancel that order. Oh shit full port puts!
[+7] u/dabblesest: Spy like “if you can’t love me at my 735, you don’t deserve my 760”
[+7] u/Ok-Grapefruit2910: Here comes a real dump.
[+7] u/Zfreezy: If you didn't see this rug pull coming then you truly are the most regarded exit liquidity
[+7] u/derprondo: Whelp America had a good run. Almost made it to 250 without fucking it up completely.
[+7] u/thestashman23: Bull trap, bear trap, bull trap, bear trap. Calls on traps
[+7] u/Herzegovac: US President TACO says secret mission to support oil tankers has resulted in over 100mln bbls of oil making its way through the Strait of Hormuz and into the open market
Does anyone actually believe this BS? How are the markets so gullible?
[+6] u/scrap4crap: HOLY FUCK STOP PUMPING
[+6] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: i love the inflation
[+6] u/Tall-Illustrator543: I just feel like this whole market is a game of chicken or crash. Everyone low-key knows AI is not what it was hyped up to be, chip companies have been skirting sanctions for years, and U.S. consumers are struggling more than advertised. Nobody wants the ride to end tho
[+6] u/PickleRickleTV: Guys… GUYS! It’s happening again 🥺
[+8] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Guys I’m beating the market. I’m down 4%. That’s good right
[+8] u/nordik1: every day is rug pull day
[+8] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Apparently today we hit new highs?? Can I trade the same market this guy trades?
[+7] u/buddwizard: gnarliest rugpull of the week (so far)
[+7] u/kryptonyk: Some of you don’t wash your bussy!
[+7] u/skychief99: We bombed EyeRan drinking water supply tanks and just for shits and giggles, bombed an Indian tanker. Just another day at the office. Now where is Tiger? He was suppose to show Kai how to work a putter.
[+7] u/ComprehensiveEbb4978: SPY earnings release when???
[+7] u/Suavecore_: "damn, good thing I didn't buy calls this morning" is what I say right before SPY goes up in a straight line to 742
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I LOVE THE INFLATION🫴
[+7] u/freeze_god69: I was actually having fun until one of you regards broke the market 🙄
[+7] u/United-Hearing-8286: 1 week spy chart is death
[+7] u/parkSXD: Yep PDT was aimed at retards like me. I’m fucked
[+7] u/KundaliniVibes: They really waited till the PDT rule was up to crash it
[+7] u/sinag19: I guess June is truly a bear month huh
[+7] u/haze_from_deadlock: WSB forgot "Sell in May and go away" again
[+7] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # after today korean bros finna be like
# "Wercome to Wendy. Can I take a order prease?"
[+7] u/Massive_bagholder: Smoke a joint, take a shot, this day is going to get wild.
[+7] u/Accurate_Drag_8490: **Hog = Cranked ✅**
**Pants = Shid ✅**
**Stonks = Up ✅**
[+7] u/samaritan1331_: SNDK doesn't want to join the broke stock gang. This shits hitting 2k when the V happens
[+6] u/Alucardis666: SPCX IPO deadline was just changed to today
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Time to move the target for inflation to 4%!
[+6] u/Fun-Journalist2276: fake pump lmao aint buying this shit
[+6] u/Mahrez-: The real question is whether the market believes the CPI.
[+5] u/RealWooWhee: As if half of wsb becoming millionaires last month wasn’t clearly the top signal
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: i think i buy puts here lol
[+5] u/PrimaryAccording9162: Maybe the best strategy is to sit out
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: Did iran even admit to the helicopter attack?
How do we know it wasnt just jizzreal attacking to keep the war going
[+5] u/Orzorn: This is just liquidity to buy the space stock.
[+8] u/ryan1826: So the entire market is pulling all funds to dump into SpaceX GOT IT
[+8] u/Complete_Bake_7393: people asking when is the 'V' coming...mate the other half of V went inside our retard ass
[+8] u/TheLegendOfSteven: Yall think it’s over? Just you wait until tomorrow and Friday. SpaceX will open near $300 and then collapse downward.
[+8] u/fattywannapatty: Wow blew 10k on 0dte calls where is the V today wth there always a V
[+8] u/ukweeve: Open app. Bit sad, but not too bad. Drive 7hrs to in-laws. Open app. Sob.
[+7] u/Bear_Thesis: VIX at 21 is just average. No fear in markets.
[+7] u/tessie_trades: Revenge trading and over leveraging . My greed destroyed me today
[+7] u/SalemKinkTrials: Inflation is man made, bulls are genuine. Calls at open.
[+7] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: He's just *so fucking stupid*
[+7] u/Boston-Bets: NVDA going below $200.....
[+7] u/play37: THIS JUST IN! SPY to 757 tomorrow! I don’t make the rules I just don’t listen to them!
[+6] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: Trump please say you love mrvl movies so it pumps
[+6] u/GirlScoutCookies93: Why war no bullish? 😱
[+6] u/isolated-cat: 4 red days in a row? surely not
[+6] u/cannythecat: Bulls falling for another algo driven scam dead cat bounce
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Oil going down after the inflation report is kinda funny. The cause is going down due to the effect lol
[+6] u/jerm2z: Everyone knows what will happen
Market will do a little fake V, bols will jizz themselves, then the dump will proceed
[+6] u/AdventurousFinish681: sandisk giving me flash memories of being poor
[+5] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: inflation is good for US national debt which means bullish
[+5] u/mrgolfs: I want to buy a call or a put but idk which one will make me money
[+5] u/Sick0h: On the plus side, yesterday this time we were -2%