Daily Discussion Thread for May 27, 2026

[+37] u/broke_person: My dumbass missed every single hype train in the history of mankind [+32] u/putsonyourbrain: who else missed MU raise your hand 🖐️ [+29] u/Shoty6966-_-: I’m not gonna fomo into MU. I’m not gonna fomo into MU. I’m not gonna fomo into MU. I’m not gonna fomo into MU. I’m not gonna fomo into MU. I’m not gonna fomo into MU. I’m not gonna fomo into MU. I’m not gonna fomo into MU. I’m not gonna fomo into MU. [+27] u/Thebaxxxx: China: "We have developed the capabilities and workforce to build a city the size of miami within 30 days, Our factories operate entirely on robotics with no human element, we are developing an aircraft capable of carrying smaller aircract launched from aircraft carriers" U.S. "We have invested heavily in additional hard drive space" [+25] u/vermilli21: I can easily end this MU rally by buying calls today, you have been warned [+21] u/uncsucks: Absolutely unhinged market. [+18] u/Soffatjockis: I thought MU was done after the going for 800 last time and failed. Then it rose like a mother fucking green cock phoenix from the ashes! What an absolute Chad of a stonk my fucking god [+16] u/Thin_Response_2689: MU is like fuckin Charizard of the stock world LMAO🤌 [+16] u/am22fcw: If you aren't fomoing into chips or dog shit space companies this market is an absolute snooze fest [+14] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: MU is such a dogshit stock. only up 8% premarket smh. should be up a million percent at least [+14] u/ten7four: Fuck this man. I'm +8% over the last month and can't even be happy about it cause these dumb ass stocks are going +8% every single day. What the fuck [+13] u/UnivalveX: everyday its a trillion+ dollar tech stock pumping +20% 😂 [+13] u/Bichael-Murry: $MU probably cured cancer yesterday, today it is curing the ageing problem WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE [+13] u/Severe-Selection-256: Everyday I’m like MU? SNDK? Or AMD? And I end up not fking with any.. all because of you WSB fks [+12] u/BFox1982: Pam Bondi has cancer, but at least the DOW is over 50,000 [+12] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: RKLB and ASTS biggest bubble ever lol [+11] u/dumbest-bastard: This isn't euphoria, this is mania [+11] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I’m king Midas but the opposite every call I touch turns to shit [+10] u/eoiioe: Congrats to the new MU millionaires who bought yesterday lol [+10] u/Purple_Bearkat: RKLB shares I bought after hours yesterday already up 8%. Can’t stop won’t stop. Everyone is a genius. [+10] u/UnivalveX: MU pumping +20% errday [+9] u/BeepBoopDep: MU IS THE CHOSEN ONE. LEAD THE BULLS TO GREATNESS 💪💪 [+9] u/rugbyliebe: Now seriously, after this bull run: if, as a perma bull, you haven't at least doubled your gambling portfolio you should just stop. [+9] u/callsonreddit: SK Hynix joins Micron in $1 trillion club as AI memory chip rally accelerates [https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/article/sk-hynix-joins-micron-in-1-trillion-club-as-ai-memory-chip-rally-accelerates-024514610.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/article/sk-hynix-joins-micron-in-1-trillion-club-as-ai-memory-chip-rally-accelerates-024514610.html) [+9] u/mneymaker: BREAKING: $MU INCLUSION TO $NASA ETF CAUSE THIS BITCH IS GOING TO THE MOON [+9] u/Rajiiin: Even China invading tawain would propably bé bullish at this rate [+9] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Im in MSFT META and RDDT This is how you turn straight people into bear ffs [+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: LUNR just said yeah idgaf [+8] u/fingerjointpuck: Genuinely never seen anything like this. Complete euphoria [+8] u/Own_Eggplant9896: Fuck this MSFT pos, full ported at 393, should have sold but every day I wake up and think that this could be the day. Thanks to MSFT is now an alcoholic and bag abuser [+8] u/boringfantasy: Too late for micron lads. Walk away. [+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Aint no fuckn way theyre gonna let a million retards get rich in days. Protect your asshole. [+8] u/Coloradospruce33: MU will have a bigger market cap than META by about 1pm [+8] u/Fraxial: Putting 10k in MU few weeks ago because of all the regards here is the easiest thing I ever did in terms of roi xD [+8] u/riteofpass: RKLB to 200 is no joke guys [+8] u/MinimumCat123: Bought 1000 shares of MU back in 2023 and sold less than a year later, feels bad man [+8] u/Accurate-Letter-546: MU = Money Unlimited [+8] u/TickTockTaudit: When I hit the RDDT search bar in the morning to find WSB and it shows my search history from last night…..YIKES. Still has to do with Asia and the Middle East but the next few words are NOT stock market related. Anyway, calls. QQQ 777 July 4 [+7] u/Souk12: More people will become millionaires today.  Congrats and fuck you! [+7] u/JimmyBraddock: Paper handed $MU calls AMA [+7] u/whomakesthetendies: #Everyone's jacking them self off whilst liquidity indicators are rolling over [+7] u/TickTockTaudit: HAVE A GREAT DAY YOU CRAZY COCKSUCKERS [+7] u/NsRhea: Rocket Lab getting another $816 million from the government? We ballin' [+7] u/kingoftheoneliners: Wtf. Is this shit market actually gonna make me buy an American car company? [+7] u/boringfantasy: Thanks micron I’ve cashed out now and bought RAM with the money [+7] u/mneymaker: Guh damn, I am starting being good at this https://preview.redd.it/184dnx3s1o3h1.png?width=684&format=png&auto=webp&s=9eca89e7635c256a88019acbf67eada224d715ae [+6] u/OldWonder5865: MSFT re-rating back to $420 gonna be legendary [+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Bers officially placed on the endangered animals list [+6] u/Frozen_Shades: LoL AI just keeps ordering more. [+6] u/InMahPlums: can anybody pls tell me what the fuck is going on with asts????? [+6] u/Coogiez: Every day it’s just higher. I’m so fucked [+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Imagine being all in crypto this past year and missing the generational stock bubble 😦 [+6] u/Alendro95: what happened LUNR? LUNR: Nothing [+6] u/The_Albertino: Fucking LUNR man I am such a puss [+6] u/amazingfishy: I predict NVDA makes its comeback today after their insane earnings beat and 80 billion dollar stock buyback guidance [+6] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: saw mu at 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800 and now 900. guess i'll watch it from 300-1000 and still not have bought.. only thing holding me back from fomoing is having bought sndk early [+6] u/OnceALoser: Micron is now in top ten most valuable companies in USA at 1.01 trillion market cap and is only $300 mm away from crossing Berkshire. We are living in simulation [+6] u/iamjt: Damn Americans are selling everything else to pump MU [+5] u/BFox1982: All that I want is $15 million, a paid off oceanfront mansion and a baddie with a thick booty I can bend over on the balcony. Is that too much to ask? [+5] u/CarefulAd4757: I’m heavy into memory and still this feels unnatural seeing SDNK, MU, Western Digital and Seagate gate moon [+5] u/dragosoldier1818: Im jacked, Im jacked to the tits! [+5] u/Ok-Wonder-8392: Stonks doubling each month seems like the new normal in some cases [+5] u/jfwelll: Rklb finds a structural damage on neutron, +20% Thanks crazy market. We could go nuclear that it would probably pump anyway [+5] u/tkerzx: All the monies is rotating into MU [+5] u/lolgoodone34: Yea we for sure have micron moving 28% off no news. I guess micron is the next NVIDIA lol. [+5] u/OnceALoser: AMD stock is $100 away from 1 trillion company. [+5] u/Green_Perception_671: Laid off today, so that sucks, but they owe me 8 months salary as a payout.. surely one of you retards has a good idea of what I should do with the money. All in on one 81k play, or sit on the sidelines for a bit like a pussy? [+5] u/TreGet234: Surely the bubble will pop? Like, even the last bull now agrees this has gone way beyond any sense of reason. Either this pops or in the future we will trade and barter using ram sticks. [+5] u/ModsBob4Knobs: Just put MSFT out of its misery jesus christ it’s depressing [+5] u/fingerjointpuck: I remember selling my MU and SNDK back at the end of jan to focus on my mental health. I’m better but sad now [+5] u/Chango_unchaind: I said it before, AMD moves more on non-earnings than on earnings days [+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: The rugpull is gonna hurt [+5] u/ineedausername668: wtf is risk management?????? [+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won --- /u/tnguyen5057 made a bet that SOXL would go to 250.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 230.36 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 18 wins and 4 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) [+17] u/fuck_zebster: Mu might hit 2k before it hits 1k at this rate. [+16] u/knoqd_: MU went from $300 to $1000 in less than 2 months. Totally normal [+15] u/Borba_Fett88: Market will keep pumpin' until the IPO of Space X in June. [+15] u/IndependentUsual7444: Hi Mr President could you please tell me what other companies are great? [+15] u/squidsauce99: Market is trying to price in next 30 years of ai in 3 months and deal with Iran opening and closing lmfao what a time to be [+14] u/codespyder: Where was that guy who shorted MU? Can someone do a wellness check on them? [+13] u/deben360: Just like my grandpapappy mining semiconductors before me [+13] u/Total_Schedule591: #WE HAVE DEAL, ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING 🐥🦖 [+12] u/lilordeo: I SOLD MU ON FRIDAY, Be thankful🙏 [+12] u/kawkface: I would like to retract my statement regarding mutilating myself if MU hit 1000 this week [+12] u/claytondpark: ARM, MU, AMD, SNDK, MRVL, LRXC, INTC = The new MAG7 [+12] u/guzzledglizzy: MU not even up 100% on the month. I see no bubble [+12] u/WisconsinGardener: Futures rise on news that an outline of a concept of a theoretical agreement could one day be achieved, according to some random ass dude in Pakistan [+11] u/Priceplayer: MU hitting $1000 today have we ever seen anything like this? Non stop [+11] u/Jemmani22: What runs adjacent to MU? Mainly because I don't want to spend 100,000 on a 2 dte contract with theta of 1k a minute [+11] u/WocketWaccoon: Who remembers MU $90c exp 3/20 [+11] u/burrowed_greentext: bulls would rather be wrong but rich bears would rather be correct but poor really makes u think 🤔 [+11] u/kawkface: !banbet $MU 9999999999 3d [+10] u/SmoresPies: wtf doesnt RDDT make semiconductors or something? [+10] u/JessKingHangers: Missed out of thousands of dollars because there is "no way MU goes up another 15% " 🤡🤡 [+10] u/TipEmpty8429: Some wage slave MU call holders will be walking away millionaires [+10] u/JZ4012: rename mag 7 to MU 7 [+10] u/lovelylvyne: This is my first bull market, I smile to my phone everyday [+10] u/KayMS_: MU hitting 1000 and people still talking about SpaceX being a scam… this stock market couldn’t give a fuck LOL [+10] u/IndependentUsual7444: MU might legitimately hit 1100 today [+10] u/Acceptable-Two5692: If ServiceNow could stop being such a bitch, that'd be great [+10] u/Expensive_Froyo7229: Just came by to tell bears fuck you and have an awful day [+10] u/TipEmpty8429: MU let’s get to $2000 [+10] u/GuiltyShirt3771: No one need oil , they need ram [+10] u/JZ4012: new NVDA holders must feel like the dude sitting in the cuck chair watching AMD and MU skyrocket lmao [+10] u/dbgtboi: This market is incredible So much euphoria While at the same time I'm seeing mass layoffs and watching videos about how poorly the average business is doing right now due to tariffs and oil [+10] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Told you guys MU was gonna keep flying yesterday when I said I sold my 1100 for EOW and my 1200 for next week. [+10] u/Ok-Reach-2580: When you made the right bet at the wrong time. Fucking held ASTS when it traded like shit. [+10] u/Happy-Champion1661: concept of a deal +1% potential deal reached +1.5% talks are going well they're begging us to do a deal +2% a whole civilization ... tonight +3% \--- actual deal today: -3% [+10] u/borimed1: buying MU PUTS today, call me crazy [+10] u/jaywin91: Msft is red which means the market will be green today [+10] u/trust_it_bb: 3 months ago, half this sub and retail was foaming and calling msft as a generational buy lmao. [+9] u/GonnaBeWealthy: Imagine how meaningless money will be by 2040 [+9] u/knoqd_: Someone should raise their PT for MSFT to $1000. Maybe it’ll moon like MU [+9] u/Summerdaysengineer: Finally sold msft yo buy MU. Top is in [+9] u/hftrobo9285: Ah yes, a trillion dollar company casually up 10% after a 20% day [+9] u/Status-Net2947: Full porting MU calls [+9] u/heikici: FFS I'm in, sold everything and jumping on MU wagon. Let's see if I tim the top again [+9] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: Jumping off the DRAM train this week. I can stop if I want to... [+9] u/dbgtboi: Fuk it I'm getting a job as an analyst and going to triple the price of everything in my portfolio [+9] u/trust_it_bb: Dump crypto, dump gold, dump mag 7, dump silver. Dump everything. Buy space and memory. This is why we have runway to keep going. At least 2-5x before we have a pullback. Can sell 1t of msft and goog to pump space and memory with 2t. [+9] u/Lower_Skin_3683: mu taking a cigarette break [+9] u/jonroobs: Imagine not buying rklb and asts 2 companies that do things that aren’t entirely clear to me [+9] u/CMTTrader: \*\*IRAN'S STATE TV: IT HAS A DRAFT OF THE INITIAL UNOFFICIAL FRAMEWORK FOR MOU WITH US \*\*IRAN'S STATE TV: ACCORDING TO DRAFT MOU US MILITARY FORCES WILL WITHDRAW FROM VICINITY OF IRAN AND LIFT NAVAL BLOCKADE [+9] u/clairvoyant_clam: Ignore this trash. They want to fatigue you. [+9] u/Rez-_-: Holy shit oil is so disgustingly manipulated to make sure as many retail people as possible can’t profit [+9] u/West_Track_9927: how are we going to pump off the same regurgitated news every day just keep the war going at this point lol [+9] u/rapsfan1515: Bought MU puts at close yesterday ama [+9] u/Opposite-Link: I pretty much just follow this sub and dial down the retard a little and end up making quite a bit of money. Have you guys tried being just slightly less retarded? [+9] u/mehmilani: You regards watch Iranian state tv? [+9] u/buttThroat: why is MU tanking? I got in at $985. do you guys think i should sell? [+9] u/Jemmani22: Market goes up. Msft goes down. Market goes down. Msft goes *DOWN* [+8] u/user-namepending: "Absolute clown market" Says the ber, on week 9 of the bull run that "will definitely not hold" [+8] u/Vikkio92: I've made so much money recently I can feel myself being primed for bad decisions... [+8] u/TipEmpty8429: MU could seriously reach $1000, this is nuts [+8] u/Gloomy_Necesary: I could see today being the top for MU. Everyone apes in as it hits 1000$, institutions pull out and retail is left holding the bag. Im not saying itll happen and certainly not putting money on it but I wouldn’t be shocked if it did. [+8] u/kawkface: MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU [+8] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Doesn't MU ripping prove that stuff isn't actually priced in? [+8] u/PoobliusFlavius: I read all 277 pages of SpaceX's IPO filing so you don't have to. Losses up 700%. Revenue decelerating. 107x price-to-sales multiple. It's a trainwreck. [https://x.com/edels0n/status/2059274182362566971](https://x.com/edels0n/status/2059274182362566971) eLawn the bag delivery boy LawL [+8] u/Organic-Calendar-244: MU to $1600 in 2 months [+8] u/TipEmpty8429: MU staring at NVDA “I’m the captain now” [+8] u/Fun_Training6342: #Why buy SPY when QQQ is pumping 3x more and their down days are almost similar? #QQQ is basically UPRO at this point without the leverage and fees. [+8] u/Luc-e: slightly red and Iranian news tell some bullsh\*t again [+8] u/crackheadwizard: We go up on bad news, but we pump on good news [+8] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: DRAM calls bc this sector just has infinite money [+8] u/Rez-_-: It’s actually embarrassing that this whole charade continues to fuel upside [+8] u/Total_Schedule591: In honor of the rotation to space 🐥 🎶 INTERGALACTIC, PLANETARY 🎶 [+8] u/ercanbas: Really Pam? You got cancer while the DOW was at $50,000? [+8] u/TipEmpty8429: I wouldn’t be shocked if MU has a red day [+8] u/HedgehogGood7411: They really did dump it as soon as I bought some memory lol [+8] u/1jackdaslime: MU will be at 1,000 when it opens, you’re dumb if you don’t buy now [+7] u/trust_it_bb: Joining MU 1000 because it will hit simply due to how much retail is foaming for that number. Not even a joke. This is financial advice. It will hit 1000, gap up more afterwards. Time to buy those weeklies or monthlies [+7] u/Apollo948: Ah shit here we go again [+7] u/AGigatonicxs: Only half my port is mu, should i sell the other half ? [+7] u/NeuroManXy: MU probably will be text book pump and dump. Yes it’s legit company and semis are legit but when it will leave create a lot of bagholders [+7] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said this bull market has 12-24 months to go [+7] u/throwtruerateme: I sold my DRAM shares yesterday am. I was happy with my profits and there will be another trade *bursts into tears* [+7] u/CryptoTAGod: MU 1000 by.....8AM EST? [+7] u/PsychoSynthesizer: Buy BABA they said. China web/tech stocks undervalued they said. .......FML [+7] u/justanaveragejoe520: This is honestly a crazy bull run that we’ve had these last couple of months. Despite war and crazy looking inflation it hasn’t been easier if you are a bull. Only Msft has underperformed for me which is crazy [+7] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: MSFT go fucking die already. [+7] u/moneyful: The top is AMD 1 trillion market cap [+7] u/hioman01: Remember to buy the MU 100 dip after stock split pussy cash gang LMAO [+7] u/euphoricmoonberry: Everyday that I wait for RKLB to have a pullback it goes up $10 [+7] u/borimed1: Breaking news: the stock market has officially been renamed the Micron Exchange. [+7] u/Successful_Sir_7293: MU gonna hit 1k today huh? [+7] u/Such_Net_8839: I’m buying space because it’s cooler than memory you nerds [+7] u/Fun-Journalist2276: they better not annouce stock split, it will ruin the momentum hahaha [+7] u/Bravadette: The FOMO in here is overwhelming. [+7] u/Moldy_Birdie: feeling like a god for buying MU at 983 and selling at 984 (I made ten whole dollars) [+7] u/trust_it_bb: REMINDER THIS PUMP IS WITHOUT A DEAL WITH A DEAL WE DOUBLE EVERY STOCK PRICE SPY 1400 not a meme [+7] u/horseisahorse: Ultra-rare Iranian "War Over" pump [+7] u/iamatwork420: up 25% in DRAM after a week [+7] u/jasperCrow: So glad to war is finally over [+7] u/__nameless____: Oil will probably drop even more if later US side confirms the initial concept of the unofficial draft [+7] u/jetpilot6969: Face ripping green for ber [+7] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: If they keep the war going for the rest of the year, they have an infinite red day preventer lol [+7] u/j0ven_: Its just called a call ratio now [+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Mu 👹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️OMFG [+6] u/Star_Lord924: MU has me up just under 40k. Jesus fuck. And my calls dont expire till 6/5. Fuckkkkkk [+6] u/tamagotchiparent: MICRON MICRON MICRON MICRON [+6] u/ClueLessWits: Micron gives TSLA 2021 vibes. Just batshit green candles, EVERYWHERE [+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: If you buy RKLB, ASTS, or MU you are at risk for a flash -30-50% move down any day [+6] u/SolomonKings7: Wait, so MU is was up 20% and +9% pre-market because of the analyst recommendation? TF LMAO. I thought it was their ER lol [+6] u/Iunatic: Heard some high school/college kids at the gym talking about the stocks they saw on Wallstreetbets today. Micron and Rocket Lab. Is this a top signal? [+6] u/Taiyoken: Every time I tab back to my broker, MU is up another 1%. My MULL position I bought yesterday at 5 PM is up 17%. This is actually insane [+6] u/cgonz15: The very split second I buy LUNR it starts tanking because why wouldnt it right [+6] u/Warmake: Vibe market. Space stocks ripping because of an upcoming ipo and ram having casual 20% days back 2 back, what a sight. [+6] u/Agreeable-Bee-3449: Should I fomo into MU or not [+6] u/TipEmpty8429: For smarter people than me, where is the money coming from for MU? I think yesterday market cap was increasing around 20 billion each trading hour. Is money coming from other stocks? Is it retail? Is it institutions? Are people shifting money from NVDA? [+6] u/le_pedal: Remember, unrealized gains are just numbers on a screen! [+6] u/ybnesman3223: Go with your gut boys Or better yet only remember the times your gut was right. Like the time you talked yourself out of MU and AMD shares years ago [+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: Cmon, NVDA Scoot on down to 200 while the rest of the sector goes +20% I wanna feel the desperation and taste the tears of NVDA bols [+6] u/trust_it_bb: It’s called the GOLD 3, made up of sndk, mu and rklb. MAG7 is for boomers. [+6] u/NotRobotNFL: Everything going red, so everyone can rotate into MU [+6] u/Muted-South4737: Dunno that I've ever seen anything like the last two days with MU. Grats to the share and call holders. [+6] u/Apple2o: Took my meds now I’m not retarded enough for MU anymore [+6] u/necarpenter417: Pretty glad I sold my 850 MU calls yesterday at 900 [+6] u/big-baller-47: bag7 red MU shrek green dildo [+6] u/NoMore_stu: Stonks just don’t go down anymore.. wild Fn times [+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Why did spy pump $1.50 in 1 minute [+6] u/mocca-eclairs: i stupidly bought MU for 815 last week during opening, and then it crashed to 780 within 30 minutes and got lower and lower over the week luckily didnt sell to cut losses this feels like a rollercoaster (Going to only buy worldwide ETF's monthly from now on and not sell/buy MU until it goes to 1500 for peace of mind) [+6] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Bers doomed about MU $920 last night btw [+6] u/branpo26: Remember when all you chuds said ASTS was dead? [+6] u/90sRiceWagon: Dudes who bought Oil at $100 also bought gold at $5000 [+6] u/WarenBoffet: the temptation to sell my MU shares at open to lock in profit is strong. I may need a few smokes to summon the diamonds hands [+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: I'm ready to lose money today. Good luck everyone [+6] u/Rez-_-: All this bullshit is such a shit show—whatever I do is wrong if I base my trades on anything I’ve learned in the last 10 years [+6] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Oil is really down this much without strait being opened?? [+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: Sometimes "chasing" is smart. Imagine buying MU or SNDK when they were up 100-200% last year--you'd have made a fortune if you bought and held till today. But you'll chase some piece of shit penny stock instead and then complain ad nauseum. [+6] u/knoqd_: Iran state TV is claiming it has a draft of an initial unofficial U.S.-Iran MOU framework LMAO [+6] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: ROBINHOOD LETS AI TRADE STOCKS AND MAKE PURCHASES Robinhood Markets is rolling out a feature that lets customers delegate investing and credit-card spending decisions to AI agents. Users can connect tools like Anthropic’s Claude or Cursor to a dedicated account where the AI can place stock trades, manage portfolios, and execute spending tasks within set limits and alerts. For credit cards, AI agents can search for deals, book travel, and secure tickets using a virtual Gold card, while users retain control through spending caps, approvals, and instant notifications. For now, the system is limited to stock trading, with options and crypto support planned later. [+6] u/Rez-_-: Why end the war if you can just keep pumping and dumping the market off rumors and build generational wealth? [+6] u/miss_L_fire: Yess MU give me a dippity dip to buy back in [+6] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Someone in yesterdays AH thread said he would cut off his penis at if MU hit $1k this week LOL [+6] u/cgonz15: NVDA erasing all its gains before market even opens, just great [+6] u/__nameless____: LOOK AT THAT JUMP LMAO 🤌🏻 [+5] u/Clackamas_river: This may be another $100+ day for MU. 310 deep ITM calls for march are printing so hard. GT3 or carrera-4-gts? [+5] u/Wide-Contribution-29: TSM up almost 4% premarket. Insane. This is simply not slowing down.  So what’s next for semis? Compute, memory, photonics…all have pumped to the moon already… Packaging? [+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Pump first, ask questions later [+5] u/No_Clue_3225: Is everyone selling their gold/silver to go into space and memory stocks? 🤨 [+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Soon the market will realize msft is the biggest AI company. Until then. I will be patient. [+5] u/user-namepending: How the fuck does SanDisk keep going up? I fomo'd into this shit at 900 and it's up 80% [+5] u/rootyoot: If MU has any chance of 1,000 it’s from a gamma squeeze, make it happen [+5] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Gonna buy rklb and mu puts at open fuck it [+5] u/Sufficient_Nose629: Open the 3600 options chain in MU! Let me in! [+5] u/cgonz15: Space stocks puts a few days out from Spacex ipo might actually be fucking genius as it will be the biggest sell the news event of all time [+5] u/F1No47: Has AI usage actually increased profits for companies? [+5] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: Game cuck idiots watching as they sit at 52 week lows, while RC pumps the shit out of ebay. This is the dumbest cult on earth. [+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: bought gold at the top GREAT SUCCESS! [+5] u/Hist0racle: This MU rally is mad. I bought in what I though was late and im still up 70%.. if only I bought more than a handful of shares [+5] u/burnttoast14: I’ll marry my sister if mu doesn’t go to 1000 today [+5] u/JZ4012: yall can stay mad at MU or you can buy it and get free money [+5] u/caringforapathy: Look what they did to my boy SOXS! [+5] u/Bistrocca: I bought msft and nflx calls. I'm fucked [+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Things have been going a little too smooth in this market for me [+5] u/cgonz15: Dont listen to strangers on reddit telling you to buy quantum stocks, shit is beyond dead [+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: calls on surveillance states [+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I will enjoy reading bagholder comments once MU hype dies [+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: What other plays are there besides MU [+5] u/MrCoolGuy42: I love you. But you are not serious people [+5] u/-bravozulu-: Lmao imagine being invested in META [+5] u/iamatwork420: fuck it i’m selling rddt to yolo MU [+5] u/4dham: "what you learn from history is the market goes down. it goes down a lot." - peter lynch. [+5] u/Incognadeau: Whenever this drops, it will be a bloodbath. But we could be waiting until September for that to happen [+5] u/blemdemman: the name is Potter, Harry Potter [+5] u/UnitedCup1814: No one love Nvidia anymore hmmm [+5] u/TraviiC: $10 call corsair guy is eating good tonight [+5] u/CorvusGearlock: Pumping on the each and every piece of news is lame. There used to be nuance to this. [+5] u/Normal_Silver4582: Mu crackin 1050 today [+5] u/CryptoTAGod: time for the classic 830-930AM MU premarket fade [+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: All in tsler because a bubble cannot be bubble until Elong's stock does crazy shit [+5] u/cgonz15: MU dont drop too fast, let me load up on puts please [+5] u/__nameless____: But seriously, US withdrawal? lmao 🤌🏻 [+5] u/ConclusionEven6917: Ohh look at that, the same deal that got announced on Saturday to pump the market yesterday is getting announced today. Yay, hope they announce another peace deal tomorrow [+5] u/After_Working_6499: I’m scared of open ngl [+5] u/Juidawg: Everyone should be supremely excited. Things are finally, finally starting to be reminiscent of the great party 20-21’. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time. Pick a trending ticker and unload [+5] u/Rawkstonks: When does this circus stop [+5] u/sitbar: long canadian oil so at least I get 5% dividends + buybacks while people realize oil prices are still fucked even if 100% of the strait opens right now [+5] u/cgonz15: Fucking IBM cannot hold a green day to save its life FML [+5] u/borimed1: At this point it feels like $MU is the only stock that exists. Can’t people put money into literally anything else? [+5] u/bruhhzilla: You honestly have to be a fckn certified retard to be losing in this market [+5] u/LittleHoneydew3466: The FOMO on MU in here is outrageous. Long dated puts it is ☝🏼 [+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: If you feel that way, you can let me try for a bit so I can see if that is true. [+5] u/hftrobo9285: 1 share of MU in 2 days [+58] u/Objective_Delay_1525: https://preview.redd.it/p6a2malreo3h1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8665622c2d2811860aa0170d6e194499cf1886f0 [+31] u/No_Finding_9054: Ain't nothin worse then watching stocks you dont own reach ath consistently while the ones you do own do absolutely nothing!! My blood is literally boiling watching all this shit [+28] u/Valueism: For anyone reading these comments just remember that nobody has any idea what the fuck they are talking about. Have a good day. [+21] u/guhhhh_MU: Why is MU only up 7% from close, what a bad stock [+18] u/rcantu314: Anybody here old enough to remember HOOD being a money making stock? [+18] u/blitzinc43: Draft. Thoughts? Hi Team, After a lot of thought, I’ve decided to resign effective immediately. Honestly, I’ve become increasingly distracted by the market over the last year and I want to take some time to focus on trading full-time while conditions remain strong. I know it sounds unconventional, but I’d rather take the shot now than regret not doing it later. I appreciate everything I’ve learned here and genuinely enjoyed working with the team. This wasn’t an easy decision. Kind regards [+16] u/clockwork5ive: Artificial Intelligence Derangement Syndrome (AIDS) is the number one cause of losing money in 2026. Do you have AIDS? [+16] u/Zfreezy: #BREAKING: JENSEN REPORTEDLY SEEN SIGNING TITTIES, NVDA TO 300 [+15] u/tiny_toof: This is the longest 30 mins of my life [+15] u/guhhhh_MU: Imagine being a MSFT "investor" [+15] u/alphawafflejack: Y’all be chalking up the most random stocks “It’s SUCK’s time to shine” “NUTS looking real healthy right now” “CUM is ready for a big run up this week” [+14] u/hempfarmerx: MU makes me extremely angry [+14] u/Ltheman00: https://preview.redd.it/k68zazvulo3h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ea28c7ca41d3e99009f8f76cfd4199fcefe815 [+13] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: https://preview.redd.it/khf9vlo4jo3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1359f3fb3876019f8a391a82d753d1d6d745ea [+13] u/blitzinc43: Today is a good day I will quit my job and full time do QQQ daily calls full time. No brainer. I can just smoke weed and play playstiom and hit some buttons on my phone. Market is an infinite money glitch [+13] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: MSFT is nothing short of worthless junk [+12] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Mu crashing to levels not seen since 3am [+12] u/alphawafflejack: “Today’s dip” bruh what dip [+11] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Bag 7 are basically junk stocks at this point [+11] u/guhhhh_MU: Remember no matter what happens today YOU will lose money, the Market Makers watch YOUR trades [+11] u/Malefic-Angel: MU cannot be worth this [+11] u/b3no_coin: Wtf is going on? Nobody knows anything. All trades are vibes [+11] u/rocier: Fuck it, i want the market to crash [+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: Rumors of peace: market goes up US goes back to attacking Iran: market goes up *slightly* [+11] u/therealcoon: WSB expecting an MU dump today means it is going straight to 2k today. [+10] u/Dumb-driver: Do we need to start saying MU to 2000? [+10] u/deadinside6699: Being a europoor is exhausting. Gotta wait a whole damn day for market open [+10] u/xlmtothemoon: BREAKING: MU announce new company called MU2, to be valued at 6T surpassing nvda by simply existing as just a ticker [+10] u/Cybermeld: Iran: "We have a draft of the unofficial framework of the memo of understanding". That's why oil is down? [+10] u/xlmtothemoon: cramer saying nvda "deserves" a higher price bro wtf are we doing here [+10] u/No-Intention-8907: 🥭 is desperate for a deal. He might throw in Melania to clinch it. [+10] u/sadlittlewaffle: MSFT is the most retarded, gay, and ugly stock I have ever owned. [+9] u/pussinbuuts: so you telling me this all-knowing, everything-is-priced-in market pumped Micron 30% in two days after some analyst said we should buy? [+9] u/sunnydays2121: asts bears keep talking so much shit but little do they know that in the not too far distant future they will actually help asts go higher. why? there’s a high likelihood that MNOs will eventually include ast's service into everyone's plan as a standard feature. just like how texting eventually got rolled out into all plans. so bers will end up using ast’s service whenever terrestrial cell towers dont provide coverage AND paying for it whether they like it or not 😂😂😂😂 mind you asts already has locked in verizon and at&t as partners. that's 2/3 of the US market. tmobile will likely follow = **100%** of the US market locked up. the revenue numbers will be crazy and bers will contribute to it [+9] u/rayquan36: Remember when that guy posted the bear with the diamond grill and watch and the market has gone straight up since? [+9] u/31andnotdone: the biggest bul cringe is when someone says "it will hit 1500 this month" and someone replies "you mean today" [+9] u/cfaawlday: MU 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 MUUUUUUUUUU 🤑🎉 [+9] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: I'm only up about 60% this year. Feel like I squandered a good bull run [+9] u/Cpryus: micron stop the cap it's so obvious you at least touching 1k today [+9] u/DufflebagJoe: It’s astonishing that BTC hasn’t gone to 0 yet. [+9] u/Mr_Madrass: You could also be exit liquidity. Sign up now. [+9] u/Teckel22: Told my wife about the MU gains this weekend and yesterday evening she handed me divorce papers. Wtf [+9] u/RetinalSmear: Please give me the strength to hold MU through the opening bell dump Amen [+8] u/2020isgreat: Holy fuck Iran is going to get official control over the strait and no restrictions on nuclear [+8] u/SubstantialCod2465: I'm selling everything I have and putting it all in DRAM and NASA. Fuck being poor and working. [+8] u/Objective_Delay_1525: I know that MU will create a generation of bag holders. [+8] u/OkMortgage580: The rug pull is going to be violent. We’re not leaving Iran…checks notes….ever [+8] u/Humble_Code_6501: MU is a 10 trillions company, pump it accordingly please [+8] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Puts on RDDT. Looking at any comment on this site makes me wonder how they're able to sell anything to train LLM's. [+8] u/purpleinme: Every single stock I buy goes down. [+8] u/rebel-capitalist: When you own all the boring stuff while you see everyone else get rich with Semis [+8] u/HonestScar7176: MU puts at open is free money [+8] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: I’m am analyst. Price target on everything ♾️ [+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: imagine holding micron puts through a $100 surge yesterday and now looking down the barrel of a $70 jump premarket [+8] u/Abe2025: This shit is gonna tank boys [+8] u/tiny_toof: I had no clue mu was already in spy [+8] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: This is fucking insanity [+8] u/Me-Regarded: A nice healthy -40% correction never hurt anyone [+8] u/otiliamarculescuxx: I m not gonna miss on spacestocks (lunr, asts, rklb) the same way i missed on MU Sandisk and Nvidia [+8] u/HonestScar7176: I bet 90% of you don’t even know what Micron does [+8] u/SetRestart: If MSFT is down calls If MSFT is up puts *Yes it's really that simple, the market moves on the contrary to Microcock* [+8] u/Teckel22: *US AND IRAN VERY CLOSE TO A LONG TERM DEAL STRUCTURE - AXIOS [+8] u/VanguardDeezNuts: All this MU craze is blinding you guys to other undervalued small caps. Here are three for you all It’s SUCK’s time to shine NUTS looking real healthy right now CUM is ready for a big run up this week Edit: sorry /u/alphawafflejack [+8] u/Academic_Lock_1699: RKLB was at +10% just half an hour ago, now -1%. Market in mental mode 😂 [+8] u/TheYearGuesser: Lol bought MU margin at the top. Please give us another 20% day [+7] u/Skilledthunder: Just came by to post the daily Fuck MSFT, CEO should be fired [+7] u/ajibtunes: IRAN'S STATE TV SAYS IT HAS A DRAFT OF THE INITIAL UNOFFICIAL FRAMEWORK FOR MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING WITH US [+7] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Historic buying opportunity for MU. Might be the last dip ever. [+7] u/Turtletwoshells: Bought lunr dip yesterday and almost came at 4 am when it was at 41. I am now saddened as I wake up [+7] u/NotMe357: MU, probably is gonna go red today because most people will take profit at 1000$, so they'll probably front run it and get out before its hits 1000$. [+7] u/HunterSwifty05: Up 114% this month and still feel like it’s not enough [+7] u/alexh77: This is rational and will never end! [+7] u/tiny_toof: I bought MSFT 2 weeks ago at this exact price [+7] u/Nudge55: guys keep buying stop crashing the market [+7] u/TacticalTackleBox: Bro, I love drawing rectangles on this fuckin' chart [+7] u/noahmfs: So we going up, down or sideways? I don't understand anything anymore with all the weird pumps from fake news [+7] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: should I call off sick from work today [+7] u/Fhyzikz: Has MSFT considered not filing bankruptcy every day [+7] u/sufficiently7777: People are taking profits. Stfu [+7] u/CalebVanPoneisen: Well... https://preview.redd.it/z5v0ayd2oo3h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5a5a082c95119f3bb790cd4257e3f09e99f9cf [+7] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Good thing I bought long-dated calls this time (3DTE) [+7] u/Phaeax: MU pump to 1000 EOW? ill buy that lotto ticket [+6] u/renegaderunningdog: And you thought MU 1000 was a meme rather than a prophecy. [+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Chips are insanely overvalued. When that blow off top reverses, market wide dump will be nasty. [+6] u/Additional-Roll-5162: Anyone else just been done over on oil ? 😩 Oil supply is soo fucked, peace deal in tatters, so how on earth is it falling?? [+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Guaranteed some regard around here turned 1k into 1 mil trading this insane MU fomo pump, show yourself you fucking nerd ! LOL [+6] u/sloanemonroe: Sure is interesting how all the news about “war ending” deals come out just before market open. [+6] u/cfaawlday: MU bulls we eating steak tonight [+6] u/Malefic-Angel: how do you even pick an MU call right now, the premium is ludicrous [+6] u/Total-Savings6385: This is it it's over [+6] u/Objective_Delay_1525: I bought bitcoin at its peak. I bought gold at its peak. Now I will buy memory. It will work the third time!!!! [+6] u/Leather_Floor8725: Iran tv is going to get a second draft of initial MOU framework with track changes and comments tomorrow. Trade accordingly. [+6] u/Effective_Throat6127: What is pumping QQQ ? Every major stock is red or low green [+6] u/Total-Savings6385: Iranian media are mentioning a deal and back to normal thus oil is dumping, why stocks are dumping though? [+6] u/kyndrid_: I still cant believe i paper handed mu [+6] u/therealcoon: You would think so many millionaire posts on wsb is the top signal for MU but nope, close to hitting 1000 anytime now. [+6] u/spurkulator: Needa make up 4k to be green all time. Help a brutha out with a good play [+6] u/Snoo-95676: This stupidity is JUST ONE NEWS FROM CHINA ABOUT THEM MAKING MEMORY at 1/10 the cost. [+6] u/Beautiful_Proof586: Daily reminder: Buy the dip on SPY [+6] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: NVDA why are you like this baby girl [+6] u/SetRestart: I wish I could short bers shorts [+6] u/brute-forced: Massive sell off incoming [+6] u/borkdpasito: Make sure you sell the news bols [+6] u/CumomEileen: Private credit bubble, whatever happened there? [+6] u/No-Bee-4692: NVDA laying down to die again at market open [+6] u/tika_dengu: MSFT bankruptcy filing dragging down the market [+6] u/sadlittlewaffle: Would’ve gotten more return on my money giving the Nigerian prince in my email money then putting it into MSFT [+6] u/trollboter: Market doesn't die until SpaceX IPO [+6] u/Fraud_alert2021: Big Iran meeting happening in the US. All Iran negotiations cancelled. I believe it is time for boots on the ground and grabbing the nuke material. Today or tomorrow things should go down. I am always wrong though. [+6] u/betyourask: I’m tempted to destroy the micron run. Be warned. [+6] u/can4byss: I sold NVDA yesterday and bought MU LOL [+6] u/sounbaggie: Lol every fucking morning, no matter what the call it's always down. Yet if I'm cash gang shit rockets all day [+6] u/Last_Activity9855: Yoga pants were not made for everyone ffs. Even the whales got em on these days. [+6] u/JuneauMori: Will NVDA continue its descent? Will ETFs and other stocks hit new ATHs? Find out next time on Fuck You, This Makes No Sense [+6] u/Dismal-Annual4078: I'm not in MU but would love to see it at 1000 [+6] u/Humble_Code_6501: WTF, MU is supposed to go +20% EACH DAY [+5] u/PompeiiSketches: Is this more irrationally euphoric than 2020? [+5] u/itssampson: Every stock EXCEPT THE ONES I HAVE EXTENSIVELY RESEARCHED [+5] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: Rebranding my dick as AI so it'll pump [+5] u/bennyblancobb: oil for free, just went to the gas station they refused to take any money. [+5] u/RegularStudy9524: Star Spangled ponzi scheme [+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: confirmed lol mu 1000 soon lol [+5] u/National-Log5203: I’m calling it. Red by EOD [+5] u/Remarkable_Owl: I’m making a Strait run – anybody need anything? [+5] u/xironically23: Love when spx just drops for 15 minutes with no micro bounce [+5] u/Primary-Effect-3691: All the MU bears are probably fundamentally right about the stock, but financial institutions will do everything they can to keep the stock pumped for as long as they need if they need to exit large positions of the stock [+5] u/WarEaglePrime: Ford pulling the “we’re an AI company now” [+5] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Say it with me, F A K E N E W S [+5] u/Fhyzikz: Awww AMD not up another 5% today? Running out of steam? What a disgusting fat pig [+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Lmao oil already dropped 15% in anticipation of a deal, but let’s just keep dropping it more in further anticipation of a deal all while the strait has MINES FLOATING IN IT [+5] u/Yonderbeyonder: another day that NVDA is being a punk ass [+5] u/HunterSwifty05: i want everyone to shut the fuck up about MU but i can’t blame regards for it [+5] u/dabblesest: Oh fuck new Iran deal just dropped!!!! …and it’s gone [+5] u/RegularStudy9524: FEAR UNCERTAINTY DOUBT [+5] u/MetalExpensive4530: Freak tf out and panic sell MU, its over. Not over until bers switch to calls lol [+5] u/steem99: MU hysteria aside, I am very bullish on MP. I think rare earth/magnets is the next big bottleneck, and the US doesn't want to be so exposed to China's monopoly over that sector. Don't say you weren't warned. [+5] u/RegularStudy9524: EBOLA HANTA OIL SHOCK DATA WARS BE SCARED [+5] u/Tuanie1savagee: At this point I'm buying spy 800 calls expiring on my birthday at open, (p.s birthday is next week ) [+5] u/dabblesest: Shiny metals go down? 😬 I have puts? 🤝 [+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: The lot of you would greatly benefit letting AI trade for you [+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: is your chart looking dumpy, ask your doctor if tadalafil is right for you [+5] u/AR240: GRPN is going to pick up steam [+5] u/WornToga: # BABE WAKE UP MU IS GONNA BREAK $1000 [+5] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT doing the daily -1% no biggie! [+5] u/bigfan49: Another day of every single stock pumping except for mine let’s goooo [+5] u/jiggolo420: Held 2000 MU at $90 2 years ago. Sold it for a petty $4000 gain. Those gains would have been over 1.7 million rn [+5] u/xironically23: Love buying spx calls at the top LFG [+5] u/kemar7856: Nvda ur fucking garbage [+5] u/Brief-Ad-1629: Nvda falls 1% and bols are in shambles [+5] u/Firm_Variation6452: Give it 15 mins and buy calls [+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: We calls this one the blowoff top [+5] u/EskiOnline: Another day another opportunity to load up on QS [+5] u/captainri66: LUNR is still the cheapest pure space stock w/ $1 billion in sales this year, that's higher than RKLB, ASTS, PL, RDW, or any of these new space companies. Their satellites and golden dome business is 70% and lunar stuff is 30% [+5] u/CumomEileen: The “He bot… dump it” meme is about me personally and nothing will change my mind [+5] u/Vlisa: Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag(holder) [+5] u/United-Hearing-8286: Held dram overnight because there was no way the Koreans wouldn’t pump the korean memories like MU [+5] u/False_Secret1108: Push LUNR down back to 35 and we can rally back higher. I think the oldheads call this reflexivity [+5] u/_rockthemike: How long until MU is in mag 7 [+5] u/Maleficent_Space_713: feel stupid for making fun of my mu frnds [+5] u/LeDoohickey: Too many winners in this sub. The end is Bill Nye. [+5] u/RegularStudy9524: Dumping us equities never felt so good [+5] u/EnginrA: NVDA MSFT META AMZN can’t compete with these young bucks [+5] u/Ornery_Following3604: Are we going to 1,000 today on mu ? [+5] u/toydan: ANALYST PT $DE | Oppenheimer: Maintains Outperform | PT: $680 (from $715) $FDX | JPMorgan: Upgrades to Overweight | PT: $460 $GE | Seaport Global: Initiates Buy | PT: $375 $INTU | BofA Securities: Resumes Buy | PT: $700 $LUNR | Cantor Fitzgerald: Reiterates Overweight | PT: $43 $MU | Barclays: Maintains Overweight | PT: $1175 (from $675) $OKTA | Cantor Fitzgerald: Reiterates Overweight | PT: $110 (from $100) $RCAT | H.C. Wainwright: Initiates Buy | PT: $20 $RKLB | Cantor Fitzgerald: Reiterates Overweight | PT: $96  $SMTC | Mizuho: Maintains Outperform | PT: $225 (from $110)  $SNDK | Barclays: Upgrades to Overweight | PT: $230 (from $120) $UNH | Bernstein SocGen: Reiterates Outperform | PT: $492 (from $444) $VKTX | Truist Securities: Reiterates Buy | PT: $83 (from $75) $ZS | Citizens: Reiterates Market Outperform | PT: $210 [+5] u/DragonSlayer626: Is it too late to get in on rklb [+5] u/aguyonahill: An average S&P return doubles your investment around every 7 years. Life has other needs. Even as is, doing it in 6 is beating most hedge funds. [+5] u/studybreak15: I thought I was going to make so much money YOLO’ing into MSFT calls a month ago but instead they are basically down 50% [+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: https://preview.redd.it/wn9s2clm8o3h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=e724d6f29b13c4fe2f0b0606e3f5e0ecdce98bda [+5] u/joe0228: I have something you can touch [+15] u/aniote: MU at $150 "I'm late on MU, not sure I should go in" MU at $250 "I could have bought at 150, it's too late now" MU at $350 "Fuck" MU at $930 "Time to go in I guess" [+14] u/tonez13: Cmon MU, u know u wanna 4 digits [+13] u/JJFuchs: Buy every stock there is, if you dont have any money now sell your grandmas car and just buy buy buy. It can only go up [+11] u/Stop_The_Rain: Never hated a stock more than MSFT... [+11] u/thefrozen_one: Oh look time to buy more calls [+11] u/JellyfishFestival: the strait opening is really bearish for stocks because that might keep them from announcing 12 more fake reopenings [+11] u/Legendary-Lemon: Who bought MU top? Show yourselve [+11] u/Dizzy-Monk-: I have a confession….i just bought more MSFT 🫩 [+11] u/Weak_Ostrich459: MU RED 🚨🚨🚨 I REPEAT, MU HAS GONE RED 🚨🚨🚨 PANIC SELL IT ALL [+10] u/tnguyen5057: You call that a dip? HA! Green by EOD [+10] u/PropheticMurmurs: You’re not going to miss the $CRSR calls 10 bagger are you? You missed MU, SNDK, and all of space. Now those are all bloated to high hell. This is a small cap that actually has room to run. It’s still early. [+10] u/msk2772: Gentlemen I am officially negative YTD [+9] u/teeroy96: How many times do we have to go over this, the first move is *always* fake [+9] u/DataStructuresKid: Luck has ran out. Lost on calls today after 2 week of call gains. unfortunately, it was a huge damage as i went all in today. -50% fml [+9] u/Suspicious-Composer8: MU will continue pumping. Get on. [+9] u/happyegg1000: Im about to cry in the casino [+9] u/itskellyd: Idk wtf goin on with SPY [+8] u/veryveryuniquename5: execute these bers HOLY SHIT dont let them touch AMD like this LMAO 🤌 [+8] u/SpruceJuice5: I bought at open, in case it wasn't obvious [+8] u/mangofruitdude: I dont give a fuck im buying more calls [+8] u/AussieBattler95: BUBBLE HAS POPPED HOLY SHIT SPY IN FREEFALL [+8] u/jakeisarake: Bear market over back to pumping [+8] u/Spicyboi981: I imagine this guy sits in the situation room all day & when SPY falls too much, he just enters the magic number on a keypad & the algos do a god candle [+8] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Welp, just took the steaks out of the shopping cart. Heading over to the beef Ramen.... [+8] u/shindiggaa: I survived the great market crash of May 27 [+8] u/ImpossibleForm: I pray for everyone’s financial success [+8] u/wildcat1055: * I believe in Santa Claus * I believe in the Easter Bunny * I believe NVDA will be green one of these days [+8] u/jerome-yellen: Is it just me or do I see a lot of bears around here today? [+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Every single time I do a large call bet. We just fucking plummet. Every. Single. Time. [+8] u/ObiWahgwanKenobi: Listen people, every fucking dip turned around by end of day or next day. If you have half a fucking brain, hold your QQQ/TQQQ/SPY calls, buy more, and fucking YOLO. This is the future hindsight moment where you think “wow, I could’ve 100x if I’d just not been a pussy” [+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Doubling down, I’m declaring this dip fake. I WILL be right. I WILL make a ton of money. Bears WILL be fucked [+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: look at me im NVDA i go down when other semis go up, and i go down when they go down too [+7] u/jeffynihao: I just checked and there are literally no historic examples of memory stocks crashing due to oversupply. MU to 2000 [+7] u/retardmaxxxxing: Be a retard: ❌ Trade like a retard: ✅ [+7] u/aniote: SPY only go up. SORRY I don't make the rules [+7] u/savingstrainagain: NVDA pulling a classic post earning liquid shit all over the market [+7] u/hallett21: Flat theta day. Wrap it up [+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: I'd love to have a lovely British private lawn garden, no neighbours and a little sun house to sit in whilst I browse wsb and proceed to lose the family savings [+7] u/MeeseShoop: The IRENian revolution is back [+7] u/moosewithamuffin: At this rate I’m gonna be laid off from unemployment [+7] u/happyegg1000: SPY god candle after cabinet meeting to save my 752c [+7] u/One-Process-6547: Generational MUtards are getting made [+7] u/jerm2z: CEO of MU said no refunds on calls 😢 [+7] u/happyegg1000: Ya im gonna need taco to mention SPY by name or its over [+7] u/veryveryuniquename5: Y bers, what did bols do to deserve this LMAO 🤌 [+7] u/Significant_Speed854: Premarket prices were there to psychologically fuck you over [+7] u/Equivalent_Sea_236: Perfect time to buy the dip MUtards [+7] u/Delicious_Stomach278: ASTS fighting to stay green but it needs your help🫵 [+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Market is the same price as yesterday afternoon yet somehow half of you are bankrupt [+7] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Dips will be bought. Spoils will be enjoyed! [+7] u/Trisstanroberts: watching nvda might drive me insane [+7] u/aqjingson: They’ll probably be fine but dam imagine buying micron 985 pre market today [+7] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Once 10am hits MU will begin rallying again [+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: The rotation from semis to software has finally arrived. The rotation will last 2 hours, then immediately back to semis. [+7] u/lionkevin713: MU staying between the -1%-1% range today is actually more bullish than another 20% day, just shows it can maintain this price without the FOMO and hype [+6] u/Ble_h: Lmao. That was some rug pull, not gonna lie. [+6] u/FutureSage: MU bulls in shambles [+6] u/DarthOniichan: Losing another bag casually betting NVDA will go up again [+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Gonna need an Axios headline today to save my 755c [+6] u/Money_Term8366: NVDA baggies have you ever heard of ‘space stocks’? [+6] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: Bought calls too early 🤦🏾‍♂️ [+6] u/Key_Improvement_9229: Click on “Buy” not “sell”   you dummies [+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: bers are so happy its adorable LMAO 🤌 [+6] u/Loperenco: Biggest rugpull in the history of rugpulls, maybe ever [+6] u/Fast_Signature7684: qqq +1,1% to -0,3% in 1hour on no news, okay [+6] u/TimeToGetTheBread: Why the FUCK are we red [+6] u/whatisthisforkanker: I should have remembered one of the golden rules of trading: Patterns always repeat, until the moment you act on them [+6] u/poozyfloor: MU up 4 percent. “Why is it falling”?? [+6] u/Top-Fig845: Hope bers sold their puts hahahah [+6] u/seanws30: I was promised mu 1000. What gives? [+6] u/widerdog: lmao fuck the market today, wtf is this shi [+6] u/Radiant-Place-6400: if you're reading this, its time to go VEGAN!! Animals are friends, not food!!!! [+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: 10 AM giga pump please oh merciful algos [+6] u/JJFuchs: Buy everything there is, take a loan idc just buy buy buy. [+6] u/Spy300: >JUST IN: ROBINHOOD TO ENABLE AI AGENT TRADING FOR STOCKS AND CRYPTO TELL ME ABOUT FARTCOIN'S FUTURE [+6] u/kananishino: margin calling soon bulls [+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Not even sure 🥭 can spin this deal as a win… and that’s saying a lot [+6] u/Sufficient_Cry2346: Let's go SOFI! run run run please into a solid breakout pattern from a bottom [+6] u/Senamage: the one day i buy MU calls at open, it goes straight down, fuck my life [+6] u/Turtlesaur: Why can't today just be like yesterday [+6] u/samaritan1331_: why cant companies just follow whatever spy CEO is doing? they been doing well for decades [+6] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Dude MU is toast that shits going back to $800 and quick [+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: Koreans and Eurorich pump it and Amerilards dump it.  Fucking A. [+6] u/aliensayshi: NBIS price = time to load more [+6] u/beejee05: Going to a Yellowcard concert tonight [+6] u/Original-Ad-3350: It’s something to do with computers [+6] u/SerialStrategist: Man, I suck at this. [+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: Nikkei ended flat, London gonna end flat, do we end flat? [+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: Drop the Deal you crazy bastards! [+6] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: 900 puts on mu are about to print. [+6] u/Trisstanroberts: nvda big useless sloth [+6] u/Dapper-Ad8467: INTUIT INTUIT INTUIT INTUIT [+6] u/svpa3991: Down 25% on NVDA calls 😎 [+6] u/brookedow: Will war be declared? Normally when down and out it is time to buy now. Either way selling on the news I think I may ride the wave if no war is declared today. [+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: So when Iran hints at a deal its bearish, got it [+5] u/Distinct_Chard3048: Down 140k cause I held onto MU 🤣 [+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: i lost 10s of thousands today LMAO 🤌 [+5] u/svpa3991: Google ripping, the world is healing Edit: I’m in shambles once more [+5] u/RougarouGumbo: Fuck you Wall Street [+5] u/foamrollmyback: Generational buying opportunity for semi and space. Those boom no matter what [+5] u/GrossFleshSack: NVDA, NBIS, PLTR calls, AMD puts. I picked all the laggers to be bullish on and picked the runner to be bearish on. Let's see how it plays out. I am not playing the trend like I said I would, but let's see if we get a trend reversal today or soon. [+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: Qqq calls look tempting [+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: Microsoft just give me one fuckin green day [+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: V started earlier than I could pour my morning cup of old gray [+5] u/Snowman33001: DRAM in talks to buy LULU [+5] u/Sp0kenTruth: that V shape was beautiful [+5] u/likeabosstroll: Every time a V happens, a bear gets their bat wings and get sent back to hell [+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: NVDA biggest piece of trash [+5] u/Gom_KBull: # if you fomo'd into MU at open you deserved that 100% [+5] u/Alive_Bar7800: Its a GRPN party right up in here [+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: No lie mu about to take another massive leg down here [+5] u/baconography: GLD fading, as usual [+5] u/LifeUnfair1687: what you think guys about $SMCI ? [+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Turns out I don't regret selling mu yesterday lol [+5] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Blame Israel for this pull back. [+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Hey guys pro tip here from an amateur & retard, this is when you buy when stonks are down, see you’re going to buy when the number is low and sell it when the number goes back higher [+5] u/Scungili27: Watching What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and thinking about you guys for some reason [+5] u/peopeopeopeo10: Space back at pumping [+5] u/illinformed-will: RDDT doing an undertaker [+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: GUYS I TOLD YOU BUY TOURISM STOCKS. See. Airlines, cruicse and booking up. Rotation is happening. Buy the buttom!!!! [+5] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: A lot of negativity in here. Why? Stocks just go up, right? [+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: What’s going o with NVDA ? [+5] u/Fine_Specialists: I made $800 in one hour scalping. Im content and calling it a day gonna enjoy my coffee now and read some more charts 📊 [+5] u/Dakhnas: it's funny how regards here shocked that MU is not mooning today after yesterday's 20% bump [+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Nvidia was at 236 last week [+5] u/Gold_Stand_9596: Two certainties in life: Taxes Red msft [+5] u/Dependent-Entrance56: -1k on MSFT. I love this stock. [+5] u/Ok_Broccoli_4783: ASTS green 10th day in a row! New record? [+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: nvda just making the whole sector look bad, delist that POS LMAO 🤌 [+5] u/SteakEater137: This market is fucking drunk [+5] u/barnshaw292: I spent my children's inheritance on NVDA a few weeks ago , AMA [+5] u/SnooEagles8897: Reddit ceo just announced an AMA on the stock specific sub (Redditstock and rddt) If that doesn’t scream confidence to face your most regarded shareholders I don’t know what other sign you need Plus … you’re reading this on Rddt so you may as well have some pride [+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: One of the greatest rug pulls in history lol [+5] u/lionkevin713: Shit the stock is down .20% after a 20% day run - is this the crash? [+5] u/Valkorion335786: NVDA dip buyers eating good [+5] u/Noxta_: So the move is to pile into SNDK to fomo right [+5] u/lndnmdn: Ask again when MU is up 2000% [+5] u/WindNo3445: It wants to dump, but it also wants to pump [+5] u/hallett21: I’d say sell the news. But there’s no news lol [+5] u/David_Norris_M: Finally the dip I've been looking for buying friday calls at 10 [+5] u/sck178: Wow it looks like people were tired of winning [+5] u/SharkBiteX: The market only goes up cus crooked politicians use it to gaslight people about the economy. Any crash or dip is a buy opportunity. [+5] u/bear2bebull: NVDA being so lame 😔 [+5] u/Routine-Agent-160: The bathroom is full at market open at work, but no one’s coming out. Looks like they’re all bulls selling their positions. Where will the bears shit then, on the floor!?!? [+5] u/SevenForOne: RDW volume is insane [+5] u/Vasuuuuu: https://preview.redd.it/k83uix57wo3h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fca979bab345e9828474e5eda754eaae3c29b18 Idk how much gas i got left in me [+5] u/skin_flute_player: Someone go line up some boobies for Jensen to sign. NVDA needs it right now. [+5] u/SteakEater137: Even if we’re making a lot of money on it, you gotta admit, this market is running on impressive levels of retardation [+5] u/DuAbUiSai: Nvda heading for bankruptcy? [+16] u/wolololord: You bought into MU after a 20 percent day LMFAOOOO 😂🫵 [+15] u/dataCollector42069: 0dte traders today https://preview.redd.it/2jj17r069p3h1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=af5cabe9cdff93fe701e28d64ad445431b2e2a98 [+13] u/regardus_maximus: IF YOU BOUGHT MU CALLS AT 9:30 YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE [+12] u/PlasticHot5834: every dip gets bought remember that [+12] u/ProudPeak3570: bears cant even get a dollah red day lmfaoooooo [+12] u/Illustrious_Emu_9085: MU dumping? Quick! Sell MSFT! MU pumping? Quick! Sell MSFT! [+11] u/TSickler: Breaking Iran agrees to buy 200 tesler [+10] u/Waste-Milk2716: White House says US-Iran draft agreement published by Iranian state media is "complete fabrication." [+10] u/commonMrKrinkle: Top's in. I bought calls at open [+10] u/Flat-Focus7966: Buying MU calls at open was great....if you like pain [+9] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: The system is rigged. But a bold new generation of leaders pledges to hide it better. [+9] u/JFKFortniteSkin: A lot of people not realizing that taco Tuesday is on Wednesday this week because of the Monday holiday [+9] u/Eiiiights: Im afraid to sell because as soon as I do, someone (who knows who) will tweet some crazy shit and spy will go up 3% [+9] u/moonlanding12223: MU doesn’t want to go below 900 that’s huge bull case [+9] u/InIce1234: Another perfect setup forming for Bull. Great day for Bull. [+9] u/harryburton420: bought options that expires today instead of friday.. i’m truly regarded [+9] u/Appropriate_Win1362: Shhh it’s okay NVDA, go into the light [+9] u/bigjimsribs: Extremely obvious the bottom for today hit [+9] u/bigjimsribs: This is a huge day for bears, stayed red for a solid hour [+9] u/melvinzee: Shit MU dropping off a cliff, -0.4% [+9] u/ilikemgs: Lost 7k today, I’m tired of this grandpa [+8] u/Eldritchsails: If Satan's big red dildo can stay away from this qqq pump, I really appreciate it [+8] u/upvz: every stock I buy dips hard, rugs me out, then moons the next day. [+8] u/Which-Resolution7297: I’m curious how many of us have uttered the words, “I’m never touching TSLA again” [+8] u/natebro142: I will be doubling down on NVDA soon. I am allergic to making money [+8] u/Old_Option4044: Just full ported NVIDIA LETS GET A MASSIVE V GOING [+8] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Today Spy fck both calls and puts assess [+8] u/coloredzebra: Fuck got an interview in a hour on like 4 hours of sleep... Wish me luck boyz and gurlz 🙏😭 [+8] u/FrostingOk2692: shiny metals did take a small dive today [+8] u/kazkeb: Who here bought MU calls at open? Show yourselves. [+8] u/llamaflocka: Full porting MU calls here idc just set me on fire already [+8] u/Willing-Angle-2203: if you legitimately believe we are anywhere near building data centers in space, I've got a bridge to sell you [+8] u/silverfutes: Market at crazy highs, meme stonks pop’n, massive money rotating from tech into… consumer staples(?!). Guys, this is a recession movement, are we really doing *this* again? [+8] u/Polladeacero: BREAKING: IRAN AND US AGREE TO EXTEND CEASEFIRE FOR 30 DAYS WHILE LAST DETAILS OF THE DEAL ARE NEGOTIATED. STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS NOW FULLY OPEN [+8] u/boraboca: Bought MU for the first time pre market, sorry boys the top is in [+8] u/sdw89: Retail volume is never big enough to make pushes like these. Money is coming from big institutes, and they're all in agreement this rocket is going >1600 by end of year so why not collect the free money? [+7] u/Historical-Half-5377: Looks like im a NVDA bag holder at $222 now! [+7] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: #SPY is officially a boomer stock now. Act accordingly [+7] u/Maximum-Classic3416: I’m in serious financial trouble if we don’t get a decent pump today [+7] u/wolfofwapst69420: It’s the top. Everyone freak the fuck out and sell everything. [+7] u/MammothKey8122: Bought nvidia calls wish me luck [+7] u/jahdyudnwl: V gonna be epic. Ber is exit liquidity [+7] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: officially a bag holder now… i mean very intelligent investor! [+7] u/ez399017: Gonna need Jensen to sign some Milkers, this shit is unacceptable [+7] u/KittyLover-7: Do they just rotate money between mags every couple days [+7] u/YTLupo: Only way to pump the market now is reveal alien tech [+7] u/Independent_Term5790: Reddit up 9% on news, yea we’re in a bubble [+6] u/Monster_Grundle: It’s worked for literally everyone who has done it so far! [+6] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: MU bears have been using sandpaper to wipe their asses [+6] u/brizzario: I bought in at 980 earlier. WTF is going on? Everyone said it's going higher. [+6] u/ts29: Why is RDDT popping? I can’t find anyone talking about it on Threads or Facebook [+6] u/solid_snake1994: Should’ve just stayed in bed. Sigh [+6] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: I'm glad I get my financial advise from the Wendy's workers in this thread [+6] u/SonOfObito: Forget getting theta crushed, I’m getting theta FUCKED [+6] u/chiswis: NVDA just going down for 2 weeks straight I thought I bought at the bottom but it seems it could go lower [+6] u/No_Tough_2065: I bought 1 mu call on the dip. All the cash i have to spare.. 😅 [+6] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: What happens when I buy a 0DTE with unsettled funds? It's a guaranteed PDT? [+6] u/Haoieee: bruh let’s just see SPY 752 [+6] u/NoBailOnReddit: Till now we had 🥭 making claims and Iran rejecting Now the other way around for the next month and half The circus continues [+6] u/fknbtch: i swear i bought the same dip 4 times already today [+6] u/Wide-Ad-8791: Call an ambulance But not for me LOL [+6] u/Burtonwurton: Listen...you are supposed to sell before institutions. [+6] u/Koki4kok: The sentiment here changes with every 5 min candle on the spy [+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: This has been the biggest win for bears since 9/11 [+6] u/WITCH2FAANG: Name a bigger piece of shit than $MSFT [+6] u/teh_herper: The only thing green in my port rn is aapl wtf lol [+6] u/SonOfObito: NVDA currently trying to suck its own dick [+6] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: I think I pulled a muscle in my chest but just in case it’s a heart attack I just want to say bers suck ass [+6] u/Upper-Difficulty660: Relax there won't be any mango tweets until he wakes up... That's not until noon then a quick diaper change and then he tweets. [+6] u/nknk_3: Dont worry MU holders, some analyst will come along and 5x the price target [+6] u/Sclog: Day 2 of making $100 and sending it my momma, let’s frickin go again :) [+6] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: if you are typing more than a sentence in the daily, i automatically assume you have depression [+6] u/Appropriate_Cat7722: “Retail investors may soon be able to hand the keys to their portfolios, and even their wallet, to artificial intelligence” Hmm… this will go well [+6] u/7fingersDeep: What’s the polymarket bet on Elon saying the n word? [+6] u/Cyee05: I guess we are all just standard and poor [+6] u/hudson701: my SPY calls are cooked, can't see this recovering today. Fuck. Unless there is TACO tweet and we get the shrek candle [+6] u/Kickboy21: Another good day of not holding MSFT 😁 [+6] u/SubduedWeed: Fuck the bears and fuck this meeting. I'm going to start New Vegas [+6] u/VeroTrades: Are my SPY $752 calls cooked? [+6] u/No_Technician7914: Please Mr. Spy just go to 752 I’m on my hands in knees in a parking lot begging please 🥺 [+6] u/SpeedilyStable: This shit is either going up or down. Thank me later. [+6] u/Specific-Path3179: I bought MU on margin at 900$ [+6] u/dataCollector42069: exited puts here. Glad I diamond handed them and seeing bols delete their comments to me LMAO [+5] u/MurrayLebowski805: Man up. Grow some Corsair on your body. I’m talkin pubes [+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Oh shit MMs are taking MU out back, don’t look 🫣 [+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: WTF ARE WE PUMPING TODAY AND DON'T SAY MU [+5] u/LaserBeamer17: MICRON RED, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES [+5] u/IngusMelon2: Bought bottom of dram today. Am I goated [+5] u/Appropriate_One_4273: I know yall not bitching out of buying calls [+5] u/True_Job_7845: C'mon MU, daddy has Klarna payments to make [+5] u/Haoieee: so is trump talking at 11 or was that ai too 💀 [+5] u/bearhunter429: #Whether is a green day, red day or flat day, you can always rely on Microsoft to be red LMAO🤌 [+5] u/bearhunter429: #Qualcomm just died LMAO🤌 [+5] u/DoritoDustSnorter: more in % gainz than my pp is long [+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: wtf does FIG need to do to just go up? This market man... [+5] u/powerboner: At this point why do I even have Mag7’s on my watch list? Fucking useless. [+5] u/Aggravating-Blood-18: when is BB announcing AI? [+5] u/wolololord: You bought into MU after a 20 percent day LMFAOOOO 😂🫵 [+5] u/dieS3mm3l: https://preview.redd.it/bp90xn361p3h1.png?width=1236&format=png&auto=webp&s=b41546436d0eb66161e19ed8ffeb2cb3d27e2437 [+5] u/No_Tough_2065: Watch mu pumps qqq to +1% by noon 🥰 [+5] u/FLRugDealer: “The reports of peace in the Middle East are greatly exaggerated” [+5] u/catastronot: This nurse I was talking to drove a Mercedes and asked what “portfolio” and “brokerage” meant [+5] u/ez399017: NVDA is such a worthless piece of shit, my god. Go up [+5] u/No_Technician7914: At this point in time looks like I’m gonna zero out and be done trading for a while - bad day to be a bull :/ [+5] u/Civil-Fun2409: I wish we would just do like korea. Close the market when there is a big crash [+5] u/NEWMONEY20s: Down 1200 …. Fucking option calls [+5] u/solidsneeze: DRAM is universal basic income [+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: It’s joever, SPY down 0.07% [+10] u/BOSS_OF_RUANDA: Just put the pump in the bag bro [+9] u/zlordbeats: yea i brought mu premarket simply because i was jealous i stopped the rally. it was me i had to buy the top to stop this nonsense [+9] u/psychoffs: SPY down .20% People in WSB - "We are SO fucked, SPY is TANKING" [+9] u/Chumpleshitskin: Bye bers. Packing my bags for moon. [+9] u/JackORoses: This guy is just a dumb fucking person. What a joke [+9] u/deevee12: “Initial unofficial agreement” “Framework” “Memorandum of understanding” “Draft proposal” Can these guys make out already holy shit [+9] u/old_copper_kettle: “Everybody had autism, they said. It was incredible actually.” \-DJT [+9] u/geobomb: Lecturing about fraud while ignoring corporate fraud and sitting in a room with a convicted fraudster felon [+9] u/FatFluffyFish: Remember: "Selling is for pussies. I never sell. I let that shit go to zero. They can liquidate me. Fuck them." [+8] u/Axonum: TRUMP PLS SAVE OUR CALLS! [+8] u/browsk: I here once again asking for a V [+8] u/westernwasteland: Space stocks are safe stocks. [+8] u/Madrid_Fan: Need 755 to happen right now [+8] u/unhappyreach_: Ok algo make me a 10 dollar pump candle Make no mistakes [+8] u/gh0st-33: Just pump the stocks buddy, we don't care about the rest [+8] u/unhappyreach_: I don't think they have a deal lol :( [+8] u/DiarrheaFartLover: This is just a monthly cult affirmation and self-lovefest [+8] u/amplaoumplasD: IRAN is trying to pump the markets and Trump is trying to dump them. What the fuck is this? [+8] u/fewthingsarerelated: If you didn't YOLO your entire portfolio this morning in to micron calls and are currently down $8k...are you even really living? [+8] u/Awake_Beast616: market makers successfully beachballed it, now puts are being forced out and we moon on absolute bullshit soon the moon will be capped so the calls don't pay out [+8] u/cat_tastic720: pretty light on Iran info [+8] u/abroadbroadband: I made a G today And I made it in a sleazy way 😎 [+8] u/cat_tastic720: it's like they don't realize gas is five bucks [+7] u/Da_Cobra: If spy could go back to what it was pre market that would be great for my calls [+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: What are the chances we get DONALD PUMP in 15 minutes [+7] u/Mangoworshipper: Fear not for our mighty king will have spy at 755 by eod [+7] u/captain_casino: Everyone bitches that things run up too much for an entry but they dont want to buy anything when it pulls back lol [+7] u/Extension-Ad917: I was promised a V after every dip [+7] u/wyudtix: The afternoon V will be glorious. SPY 753 EOD [+7] u/captain_casino: Do we really have to recap every single thing that has happened in the past year each speech lol [+7] u/Thetatterer: Last chance to buy Nvidia under $250 [+7] u/tldamico: What is this? A rug for ants? [+7] u/get_da_maney: Autism = he’s talking about us 😶‍🌫️ [+7] u/Able-Technology-8055: If spy goes to 752 today ill cum [+7] u/kingofjingling: “Hundreds of thousands of dollars” lolol okay JD [+7] u/The_eternal_fight: Hey 🥭 so is there a peace or war? [+7] u/FantasticTalkingHead: Smells like V in here 🌮 [+7] u/OhhPeeee: The way they keep glazing him with compliments is so pathetic and disgusting [+7] u/QuantrixQuintrix: I’m so old my butt is starting to deflate. Jfc I need a 200x asap [+7] u/smellyfingernail: Somebody STOP THE KOREANS they are actually making it a bubble [+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: The only way to consume a mango speach is through the WSB daily thread filter [+7] u/Exciting-Layer1963: Cashed out my spy calls, now this shi can rip, you're welcome [+7] u/Worth_Transition5188: Let’s just jump to 753 [+6] u/Zestyclose_Phrase667: Selling yesterday was the smartest move in my entire WSB career. [+6] u/Milksteak_Sandwich: Calling a V this afternoon after people remember Bers are ghey [+6] u/iAmGrimTV: Need one of those cooked up headlines hot off the press [+6] u/BirdyPooPoo: Very concerned for Bol. [+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: Turned 25 today, what should I full port to feel something [+6] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Memory is a commodity and the world about to flooded with it You all about to understand why it's cyclical [+6] u/unhappyreach_: # everybody is autistic [+6] u/drankleanonce: he said extra terrestrial that means space moon now [+6] u/Throwaway_biglaw: Fat JD speaks and the market goes down. Watch stud Marco talk shits gonna rocket [+6] u/stonkguyy: I. Fuck in g hate my self [+6] u/jaredcook25: just grabbed 118 lunr's.... bad idea? [+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Imagine thinking you can make money on NVDA calls [+6] u/Chiinoe: The last cabinet meeting, they just went around the room trying to outglaze 🥭. Tell me why this time is different and my calls arent fucked. [+6] u/tomato232: RDDT: The high-growth, no-debt defensive stock 🔥 [+6] u/delicious_oppai: bros rambling isn't giving bols much hope LOL [+6] u/Antique-Flight-5358: shrek we could use you now...to 752 [+6] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: the degen in me yearns for 5/29 1000c on mu. [+6] u/tracelistener: future president unfortunately [+6] u/akunisg: All Iranians have to do is just hold the stalemate. Just fucking hold it, stay in your caves, eat some hard bread and fuck a goat or whatever. Mangoman will lose like a tard as mid term comes near while trying to find a winning narrative like a clown. Guess what, there is no winning narrative. Congress is folding. Market is stupid. Voters mad. All the power and might of the military and TS post AB testing can't help, as long as the Iranians duck and wait. And I heard they're good at that [+6] u/Jc1649: Is it time for spy calls yet [+6] u/jpdbsousa: "A lot of extra-torrential things". Calls. [+6] u/Samjabr: The year is 2045:  Musk's robot army patrols the streets, looking for rebels, to be pressed into service on the Moon's mineral mines.  The US continues to launch proxy attacks on Europe from Greenland and the annexed portion of Eastern-Canada  And MSFT still trades around $400 [+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: 🥭: “We don't need oil. We don't need the strait. We don't need anything." [+6] u/Superente_: Damn NVDA is just dead wtf [+6] u/Sorry-Tumbleweed-336: Breaking news that there's a draft concept of a plan to reopen Hormuz. Why aren't we ripping? /s [+5] u/JackORoses: Market isn't allowed to go down. Moose out front shoulda told ya. V incoming [+5] u/No_Current3675: MU 1300 seems reasonable [+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Why are people getting bearish, they can't even manage a successful breakout. [+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Im sorry but that tweet 🥭 posted throwing shade at Al Green is funny af [+5] u/djklmnop: Maybe when they announce the war is over, the market will crash because it realizes there's no taco tuesday to benefit from anymore. [+5] u/gooneral_MC: chopping up a fat line of tylenol to boost my autism. [+5] u/jsph4x: Robin Hood letting agents trade is gonna absolutely destroy peoples portfolios who don’t understand the consequences. Classic. [+5] u/Samjabr: Bulls & Bers both getting boned today by the MMs [+5] u/North-Collection6304: NVDA sell off being directly funneled into ASTS/Space ETFs [+5] u/diggin-the-doge: What is 🥭 talking about? [+5] u/KroKart100: Spy is about to get legs and run [+5] u/oldprecision: Trump: drugs are down 700%, unless you math like a normal person, then it's 70%. [+5] u/FatFluffyFish: He's just spouting the same old BS as his shizo-posting. This shit could've been an email. [+5] u/big-mo: I think he said MU deal is close [+5] u/drankleanonce: space just gave a beautiful entry point today wowz [+5] u/BullPropaganda: So we have a new ai training at work. Except it's less of a training and more of a threat. The message "learn to use AI or be culled" [+15] u/Dbx84: https://preview.redd.it/1v9b2tm4tp3h1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6560f6c1a0d0e42a852ed1da6da07786203fa44c MSFT leaves me confused daily…… [+14] u/degenforlife69: Remember this retard is actively trading everyday. [+14] u/lostinspacs: 🥭 sounding more hawkish than usual. Baron and Bessent must have flipped their positions [+13] u/orsomeshitidk: Damn I don’t wanna fuckin work for 30 more years [+11] u/Outside-Cow9097: They are not serious people [+11] u/Madsen13140: Did the Supreme Leader said something? [+11] u/Curious-Tap8312: So who else bought calls at open and are praying for the holy V [+10] u/Beagle001: I’m not watching. Has he said anything about President Taft? It’s a polymarket thing. I just need to know. [+10] u/ParticularWarthog319: Holding was not the move. Just had $4k slip away. [+9] u/zuziannka: Malignant narcissist [+9] u/amanj41: This price action is legitimately pissing me off [+9] u/juveyjords: Started the month with $980k I am now $1.2M 🥹🔥 [+9] u/L0pat0: CRSR, its happening folks [+8] u/Leading_Form_8485: Pump it you fat corrupt bastard [+8] u/Livid_Concern_4597: Mr 🥭 please mention MU once [+8] u/Reid-Hoffman: My ability to sell at the bottom and buy at the top should be studied [+8] u/tgff333: he's referring to iowa gas prices?! [+8] u/swallowsnest87: SPY to 800 next week when the war ends for the 17th time! [+8] u/brock2063: "Mr 🥭 how do you have the courage and focus to keep doing your job every day" WTF [+8] u/tacardidm: shifting the goalpost of the war thats not a war to years if not decades LMFAO [+8] u/miata_only: It's going down faster than my fiance at her office Christmas party last year [+8] u/Chance-Albatross7809: oil, vix, bonds and FX all barely reacting careful here folks [+8] u/imightgobroke: Ok he’s done we can pump now [+8] u/TrickyDickCheney: Sorry for buying calls [+8] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: i fucking love it here [+8] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Nasdaq downfall just started [+8] u/Short-Mixture1823: So, Recap today. 🥭 said that Iran will not receive sanctions relief in exchange for Nuclear renewal. He said that Middle Eastern countries should be pushed to sign the Abraham accords in order for him to sign the deal. He doesn't care about midterms (this can go on forever). He said no one will control the strait of Hormuz, "we'll watch over it." He said Oman better behave or they'll be blown up. He also said he's not open to China or Russia's receiving of Iran's nuclear material. \--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Am I missing anything? Where's the deal in all this? Why is Brent and WTI seeing all this as hopeful? [+7] u/Haikoe: “Diplomacy is always the first option” Kinda forgot the first option in the first place huh? [+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: 🥭 accomplishing the unthinkable: oil and precious metals are moving in tandem now. We have reached peak retardation [+7] u/hayleybts: SPY turning green on this conference is such a joke [+7] u/Street-Badger: The daily bear trap is the only thing holding this house of cards up at this point. [+7] u/GuwopGOAT: I just need one 100x and I promise I’ll quit. [+7] u/Livid_Concern_4597: Micron pls pls one pump [+7] u/Lapidated_Llama: How the fuck does MSFT suck so FUCKING MUCH [+7] u/Particular-Cake-6430: I hate people who say blank can do, "the funniest thing ever," cause it is never fucking funny. [+7] u/Waiting4Reccession: So rumors of a iran deal has oil down again - but meanwhile israel is trying to steal a whole city in lebanon by telling them to all leave Tyre, Lebanon or they will attack. Is iran going to bend over? Is mango going to let them just charge the tolls and taco? Whats is the missing link 😂 Fake ass deal yet again seems the most likely [+7] u/HeyItsHarpy: why is all of space mooning and NASA is doing nothing lol [+7] u/LeftBullTesty: This market is fucking retarded [+7] u/lechimpanzeu: Ha! I remember when people were buying Corsair at 40. [+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: **she gotta big booty so i called her big booty** [+7] u/9LegParlay: Back to the daily scheduled ATH [+7] u/DumbNutter: Bers were really celebrating a dip of -0.25% before being cucked yet again [+6] u/Gorgenapper: Does this fucker know any word other than 'deal'? [+6] u/kim82352: > Donald Trump has told PBS that Iran will not receive sanctions relief in exchange for giving up its highly enriched uranium, stating, "No, no, not at all. Not sanctions relief, no." [+6] u/UncouthMarvin: Bessent thinks Oil is going lower than 67$. Is anybody respecting this guy? Anyone? [+6] u/yodamelon: It's day 486. MSFT is still red. [+6] u/boglemydingleregard: Dumping is supposed to be the europoors' job, regards. Get them sweet discounts and buy the dip. 🥂 [+6] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Why would Bill Clinton do this [+6] u/-user222: should’ve sold that 0dte instead of taking a screenshot [+6] u/Co_OpQuestions: Say what you want about Sleepy Joe, but SPY didn't tank $1 each time he spoke live. [+6] u/AMX_revue: Where are the MU bols 🥹 [+6] u/Harp-Note: LUNR 🥰 (also MU lol) [+6] u/imightgobroke: Everybody had autism LMAOO [+6] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: aaaaand it’s V shaping again lmfao [+6] u/ridina05: Tesla is hot garbage [+6] u/StocksStormTrooper: Ai can trade for you now with HOOD dang! [+5] u/FrozenToiletWaterr: And theyre live 😂 Only 1 hr behind schedule [+5] u/longGERN: I will not be purchasing the new Ferrari [+5] u/LavishnessTimely7372: !Guh come on 🥭 I need you to say buy buy buy and pivot us into dark green. I know these negotiations are sticky but get something done. Let’s short squeeze this market and I will celebrate with some choccy milk. This is not financial advice but I do not want my portfolio to get hit by a bus. [+5] u/JonDSoCal: Fuck you NVDA for dragging down SPY. [+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: i fucking hate it here [+5] u/Brawmethius: WH says Iran MOU is total fabrication and facts matter, continue to state that negotiations are going nicely and Trump expects a good deal soon. Really? Right after saying facts matter? I think they just jelly Iran has decided they can also just make shit up as well. [+14] u/financiallythriving: Stock market: The most expensive game of musical chairs [+13] u/Icy_Upstairs6670: MU should consider buying MSFT at this point, we'll just call it micronsoft [+11] u/apurimac777: Its worth mentioning in this apeshit age that going ape only works when you actually take profit RAM will get cheaper again, Spacely Sprocket stocks will never make real money as long as they are throwing most of their kit in the ocean and when Elmo goes public they will all tank If you are up 1000% on apeshit - fucking take profit bro [+10] u/LasyKuuga: Some of yall are genuinely fucked if there’s no truce 🤔 [+10] u/perceptive_AI: The amount of regards that think they are geniuses are staggering [+9] u/Onnimation: So now we want to go to war with Oma ? Wtf is this timeline? 💀 [+9] u/SmoothOperator423: Imagine paying a subscription to use 2008 Facebook [+8] u/IookMaNoHands: ZUCK NO LONGER CUCKED [+8] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Every time I eat corn chips I bite myself. I'm not prepared for the future. [+7] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Bought META at the top today, you’re welcome bears [+7] u/DangerNoodleDemiGod: 🥭 pump has initiated [+7] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: I survived the bear market of 9:30am-1pm [+7] u/Gold_Victory3435: what a crackhead day. [+7] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: You all also have calls, don't you [+7] u/WillHumpForGuns: I’m bored can we get a subway surfer video embedded in chat plz thx [+7] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: meta popped because they're now offering subscriptions to their platforms. yeah thats what its missing, never mind the amount of bots they have on the platform or letting it become crazy right wing social media for boomers [+7] u/90s__JDM: Waiting on Command & Conquer Hormuz version "Unit reporting" "Got my missile launcher right here" "I'll fire at anything" "Let me launch one, huh?" [+7] u/Some_Time5012: Say it with me. I can remain regarded longer than the market can remain irrational. [+7] u/pmotiveforce: Lol. Big 250 celebration performers.  Left without further comment besides... Lol. Martina McBride: June 25 C+C Music Factory: June 26 Vanilla Ice: June 26 Milli Vanilli: June 26 Young MC: June 26 The Commodores: June 27 Morris Day and The Time: June 27 Flo Rida: July 2 Bret Michaels: July 3 [+7] u/isospeedrix: ANYONE HAVE META 0DTES? holy shit thats a 100x [+7] u/Confident_Event9773: I need spy to 760 today [+7] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: if you enjoyed mu at 960, you're going to love it at 880 by tomorrow [+7] u/Xzlk: Meta announcing subscriptions, $4 for Insta, $4 for Facebook, $3 for WhatsApp. Unknown what that gets you. Edit: Per TechCrunch [+7] u/PeggingOnMolly: Dear market this is boring please drop 20-45% for funzies [+6] u/Cav829: >Alex Vatanka, a senior fellow at the Middle East Institute, says Mango's remarks at the cabinet meeting did not demonstrate that the US president is “any more confident about a deal being just around the corner”. Oh no, they're catching on. [+6] u/ryan178us: Wall Street crashes software stocks 20–30% after earnings, but never treats Tesla the same way. Corrupted at best. [+6] u/suizman: SPY allergic to red, ber fukt [+6] u/emporium4648: It is funny, he posts 20 times a day online on Iran, but when they ask him to speak in person he is shy all of a sudden?? Lol [+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: "It also said that Iran would handle the strait’s management in cooperation with the [Gulf state of Oman](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/world/middleeast/iran-strait-of-hormuz-tolls.html), a U.S. ally." "We might blow up Oman" - 🥭 [+6] u/Jagged_Tide: I have absolutely no reason to believe this but SPY is about to have a face ripper into 2:00 [+5] u/MajorSexer67: There saying baron just loaded back up [+5] u/6poundsoverweight: Took qqq an hour to climb a dollar fifty and it lost it in 3 minutes:/ [+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: They really gonna bomb Cuba next [+5] u/inthesix99: Bought 32k usd dram at 59.50 lets see [+5] u/DangerNoodleDemiGod: 🥭 still finishing up his Big Mac [+5] u/Sensitive_Expert8974: Semis still room to run ? [+5] u/Dry_Bar_4965: Trump's Law: Dips will be bought right back up [+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: So what's the deal with ServiceNow? Apparently all the insiders in congress have been gobbling up shares but its been absolutely tanking for the past year. [+5] u/bitchfart007: Today couldve been an email [+13] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: You have to be autistic to pay money to use meta or X [+12] u/IlinistRainbow6: MU up 22% in two trading days instead of 30% and you regards talking about rugged lol 🤣🤣 [+11] u/Dongkey_kong: Does anyone just continuously scroll through this forum or reddit in general when they are supposed to be WFH? [+11] u/AyoungSquid: Absolutely fuck this market. Fuck that orange fat fuck and ole bibis old crusty fingers that are shoved up that man’s asshole. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck fuck fuck. Sincerely yours, suck my fat fucking cock. W [+10] u/495N: Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful [+10] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: Why the fuck would anyone sub to Facebook [+10] u/Free-Shopping4535: Lost 56 dollars today with 0dte options. 30 minutes after I sold with -58% the price jumped to +40% :( [+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: My puts are in shambles. My calls are in shambles. My portfolio is fucking solid because I was selling puts and selling calls lmao [+9] u/are_videos: meta subscriptions lol, they are getting really desperate [+9] u/Cap_Space: When do they rug pull and we lose everything? [+9] u/EagleNoahg: I need to go touch grass boys. I’m playing a bullshit game here staring at these candles [+9] u/ripcord51: the zuckerverse was a failure and now you are going to pay to doomscroll [+9] u/YeezyThoughtMe: Is a weekly call on CRSR still worth grabbing? [+9] u/OilBull: CORSAIR SHORT SELLERS IMPLODING [+9] u/BaronOfIce: MSFT to announce Deshaun Watson as next CEO [+8] u/Nateleb1234: Sold 10 shares of meta at 610 today bought them back at 628 plus 20 more. This is the way. Buy high sell low. [+8] u/No_Cod972: Who here is currently in debt from buying puts that expired worthless? [+8] u/Candid_Payment_4094: People here screaming that MSFT is rallying **\*looks\*** It's still down by -0.65%. Lmao [+8] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Is everyone rotating back into MU for tonight [+7] u/Eddyrancid: Stop selling you fucking cowards!! [+7] u/Inevitable_Gainz: The bubble will pop when people realize that “artificial intelligence” doesn’t exist. These companies are just scraping data and making subscription-based word guessing machines. It’s the biggest scam in human history. [+7] u/Kitchen-Assist-6645: RIP to anyone who paper handed MU again [+7] u/No_Cod972: We're so back it's actually concerning how back we are [+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Whenever I get attracted to a woman, I just recalibrate by reminding myself that she takes a shit every day [+7] u/GrondForGondor: Sold LUNR at the top yesterday. Bought the bottom then sold it again today. Too easy. [+7] u/effdallas: Is there any way to block large font posts and any retard post that says LMaO ? [+7] u/Icommandyou: Why MU no $1000 today sad [+7] u/Prestigious_Pen_4756: deadass quit drinking because it started taking too long and too much liquor to get a buzz. i wasn't even getting hangovers anymore. the social shame of buying the big ass bottle of jack daniels was enough to get me to stop forever [+7] u/liikenneaksioma: black swan event in 5 minutes? [+7] u/captainunderpants111: asts to the moon baby let’s go [+7] u/UnholyTrigon: Ber celebrating Mu being up only 2% [+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Jesus, I bought ASTS after that earnings dip and I'm up 70% in a week [+7] u/The_Jeremy_O: Emptied my bank account and bought SPY $754 ODTE calls at open, looked like a beautiful V was forming after take profit. Actually about to be hungry until pay day now… [+6] u/Sunkettle: Did all of you buy calls at opening? 💀 Just wait like an hour after opening to figure out your plays lol [+6] u/I_pop_Jardiance: MU coming for souls. [+6] u/CLYDEFR000G: Pope is going against AI, will this move the needle in a direction [+6] u/_RAPTORMAN_: I think I might be self ghey for how much I fuck myself [+6] u/Many-Yogurt1511: GIVEEE ME A LOTTTOOOO BOYSSSS [+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: dont tango with the 🥭 [+6] u/Foreign-Bee-4792: Nvidia hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42 [+6] u/Some_Current1841: Loaded on CRSR calls and don’t know what to do [+6] u/Initial-Magazine2169: *sigh* Mu only up 2%. **BRING OUT THE KOREANS** [+6] u/JohanLiebert92: lol META, this market is the most retarded its even been [+5] u/Jacobpapi: IM PLEASE TO ANNOUNCE A PEACE DEAL would be great [+5] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: Gas does not exist in Iowa for that someone call him out [+5] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: Nvda target at 425$ so over 10 trillion valuation? 😂 😂 😂 What these analysts smoke? [+5] u/Ghosted2024: That’s enough consolidation SPY let’s push to the next ATH now. Thank you for your attention to this matter