What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 05, 2026

[+74] u/2020isgreat: Iran is launching ceasefire missiles [+43] u/Bob_the_peasant: I just tried to buy $10,000,000 worth of eBay stock, but my broker told me no. “You only have $3,000,000” “Uhh, half cash and half stock” “Okay but even with margin you only have $8M” “The details are on my website” “….” [+35] u/tonytwocans: Cinco de Mayo is tomorrow, time for the biggest TACO tuesday yet. [+34] u/citneca: https://preview.redd.it/rded220ug6zg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8703c8bd5360fb9dbb36b4d903eda4f4a1b2b052 I got you！ [+27] u/WooWheee: THE MARKET FORGOT ABOUT THE WAR LMAOO CALLS ON SANDICK TO HELP MARKET RETAIN MEMORY [+27] u/PropheticMurmurs: Every day I tell myself that MU and SNDK couldn’t possibly pump any higher. And every day I’m wrong. [+27] u/tortoisepump: Wife: where's out house deposit? Me: I don't understand the question. [+27] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: US debt is now more than the annual GDP. SPY: Seems bullish, ATH 🚀🚀🚀 [+20] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: $7/gal gas prices this summer should be very bullish. Middle class gonna have to start taking out loans for every time they fill up at the pump lmao. But its fine we are building a bunch of data centers that arent actually generating any profit and will provide like 5 jobs each. That will fix everything [+17] u/Big-Routine222: Palantir reporting their earnings today like: “We’ve decided to name our new software ‘Mordor,’ because it makes you think of industry, development, and perseverance.” “Wasn’t that where the most evil entity of the entire world lived?” “We didn’t want to be too in the nose. We could have called it, ‘Sauron.’” [+16] u/ModeForJoe: "gas prices will come back down... give it 2 weeks" "You said that four weeks ago" "...and I still maintain my position: 2 weeks" [+15] u/awetfartruinedmylife: it's half drones, half missiles. the details are on the website [+14] u/QuarkTheFerengi: i fucking did it. made some profit and then stopped trading for the day. a few more decades of that and I'll be able to buy the super yacht i already picked out [+14] u/zephyrs85: Ryan Cohen did his best not to say half stock, half cash, half ape money [+13] u/Worried_Quarter469: Saw PLTR report $1.8b revenue, when does it report the rest of the revenue for this $350b company? [+13] u/e30jawn: Pltr currently parsing the data to see which number fucks the most people. [+12] u/callsonreddit: I played 3 earnings and they red I'm done [+12] u/TickTockTaudit: 🥭 is so hilarious when he’s like “look who my friends are!” and it’s pawn stars guy who screwed his own mother out of money, and Kid Rock. [+12] u/Bichael-Murry: *\[Comment Redacted by $PLTR\]* [+11] u/Fhyzikz: Guys I stole $112 from a retarded bear by selling them a SPY csp that will be worthless in 15 mins [+11] u/dljmonkeyboiz: \+2% green day tomorrow [+11] u/L3GASEE: we are at the bragging about passing dementia test stage of speech. These losers continue to laugh [+11] u/hermeskino715: Eat 💩 PLTR ^(I have no positions) [+11] u/coolopinionlmao: went to look at the gameshit sub, those retards are genuinely in a fucking cult [+11] u/cashflow_: I love it when a plan comes together. Has never happened but im saying I would like it for sure [+11] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Rugpull Ryan gonna dilute that shit so hard [+11] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Gas is gonna be $6-7 gal this summer at this rate, and you're still buying calls at ATH 🤡 They're about to rug pull this shit so hard lol [+11] u/perceptive_AI: It's 2026 and Government is still 53% of PLTR's revenue. They only talk about US customers lol , the international numbers are probably shit because they don't even include them in the presentation. 100% pumped because of the current admin , I know when to open puts. [+11] u/Actual_Difference617: Breaking: Iran has confirmed that enriched uranium is for AI nuclear bombs. US to apologize and withdraw. NVDA to invest $40 billion. [+11] u/ProudPeak3570: I'm proposing to acquire JPMorgan for $900 billion in a 50/50 cash/stock deal. I have financing lined up for $50B and another $5k in my Chase bank account, guaranteeing a successful closing. Looking forward to making this happen [+11] u/Heineken_500ml: You bought calls? https://preview.redd.it/1i9qh6qfm6zg1.png?width=221&format=png&auto=webp&s=0384d4242f4bcb9ce0a531afccbbf2e65bbdc66c [+10] u/bertacle: so many comments and so little volume... go make some trades u fucckers [+10] u/Mistondalist: Israel wins again congrats Palantir [+10] u/Ble_h: If you bought options for Palantard, you probably got IV crushed. [+10] u/InMahPlums: pltr crushes numbers. stock gets tits beat off. exactly as it is written in the holy books [+10] u/jasperCrow: Hmm PLTR dumping on raised guidance and major beat. [+10] u/2QuarterDollar: DUOL just file bankruptcy [+10] u/vermilli21: DUOL was 500 last year…🤡😭😭😭 [+10] u/Dbx84: ⛽️ just hit 4.19 a gallon in San Antonio TX. You haven’t for once said thank you. [+10] u/bearhunter429: #Every time ChatGPT says "no you are not imagining things at all" I know I am LMAO🤌 [+10] u/SouthNice7324: My move for tomorrow is do absolutely nothing and then yolo into 0DTEs out of boredom [+9] u/Haymster193: Uuuuh SOUN tomorrow go up? [+9] u/vermilli21: Figures the guy with pubes for his hair (Alex Karp) would tank PLTR [+9] u/globohydrate: I have spy calls for tomorrow because I have faith in taco Tuesday [+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Cinco de Mayo on a Tuesday 🌮🥳 [+9] u/WocketWaccoon: SOFI you piece pf shit [+9] u/Calm-Friendship-8455: pltr to 200 . lets goo [+9] u/bendraw: Fuck it, putting all my money in beanie babies. [+9] u/Swiftnice: It's hilarious that PLTR holders think it should be a trillion dollar company with their micro earnings while MSFT is a $3 trillion dollar company with $100b in net income in 2025 haha [+8] u/Ok_Winner9825: People have very short memory if they think high oil won’t bring down the market. anyway low supply of memory -> calls on SNDK [+8] u/InMahPlums: just to be clear, i would suck every fucking cock in here for 200 pltr [+8] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: PLTR beat earnings and SPY is still down lmao. This shit is gonna open -2% tomorrow. [+8] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Nothing like gambling on earnings, being right, but then the market moves in the opposite direction just to fuck the calls [+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Being a CFO must be such a cozy job. Earnings would look like shit? Just cook the books a bit [+8] u/caprividog: Ryan Cohen doesn't sound like a grifter at all [+8] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Today was the day people realized how regarded GameSlop gamblers are. [+8] u/Actual_Difference617: Remember when there was only one Enron? Now every company is doing Enron kinda shit. [+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Who else got absolutely liquidated today? [+7] u/ImpossibleAardvark17: Did he really say consumer confidence is up wtf lmao [+7] u/DCrebuilds: Can we end the war again [+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: NACHO: Not A Chance Hormuz Opens [+7] u/NonsensicalWorries: PLTR you fuck pick a direction so I can leave [+7] u/Beagle001: I think PLTR messed up my monitor [+7] u/FinePerformance1046: rest in peace green bird [+7] u/t8stymoobz: Holy fuck. They got the bloated retard from the pawn shop show to get up there and gravel. [+7] u/vapingpigeon94: Wtf happened? Gas jumped $.20 from this morning. Spending more in gas than making at my job [+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Market rotating into Iranian missile stocks [+7] u/ch33ky_n1nj4: SNDK and MU. Nothing else matters [+7] u/ConstantAd1: Has 🥭 gotten fatter? He looks like a sack of potatoes [+7] u/SouthNice7324: Way too many options on PLTR. [+7] u/Skilled626: My moves for tomorrow are, “half cash, half stock” [+7] u/Heineken_500ml: What does Pinterest even do [+7] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Bers won may the 4th but bols will be ready for the revenge of the 5th. [+7] u/Maximum_Light409: my stocks earnings reports: SPOT -15% SOFI -15% DUOL -15% see if i'm not a genius. [+7] u/ConstantAd1: TIL Kelly Loeffler heads the Small Business Administration and her husband is chairman of the New York Stock Exchange lmao [+7] u/Reply_Stunning: bol getting fucked right in the ass, watch it tomorrow [+7] u/CEOofBeanz: I can’t believe some kid’s biggest problem rn is Call of Duty and his crush. [+7] u/BeginnersDuck777: $25P expiring Jan 27 [+6] u/Maximum_Light409: \+10% to -15% DUOL fuck that shit man........... [+6] u/dash_trash4255: The factory warranty on your vehicle has expired [+6] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: i sold calls.usa israel attack in 24h imo [+6] u/jakeisarake: Pltr gonna give me a stroke [+6] u/ReconnaisX: calls on cognitive tests [+6] u/Maximum_Light409: \+10% to -10% is kinda ridiculous DUOL [+6] u/darth_scion: Beat earnings, down. Miss earnings, drill to center of the earth. [+6] u/get_da_maney: Brain damage from listening to this [+6] u/bearhunter429: #As a farmer, I asked my cow what stock to buy and he said "mooo" so I bought MU. Turns out my cow is better at picking stocks than most of you LMAO🤌🐄🐮🤠 [+6] u/captain_casino: Why is the Pawn Stars dude on the speech [+6] u/Plucky-Me: Best I can do is shit my pants [+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: PLTR trolling bulls & bears One at a time.... [+6] u/Trolly-Poli: But the green bird beat the earning DUOL [+6] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Earnings are hilarious because people will literally pay giant premiums then go, where’s my money, I got the direction right??? [+6] u/Big_Bad_Fish11: I need a huge win. I've lost so much. I'm looking to turn 50k into 150k. It's a gamble, I don't care. What's got the best chance of doing that this week? [+6] u/e30jawn: I bet the pltr earnings call will be very normal and grounded. [+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I feel like my hands have been injected with marshmallows. [+6] u/whomakesthetendies: Why fruitman still talking [+6] u/GoZukkYourself: The math ain't mathing. [+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Someone out there bought DUOL at $530 😂 [+6] u/powerboner: Say what you guys will about WSB mods. But have you guys seen the amount of scam posting on every single other stock subreddit? Holy shit and people fall for all of them. Shout out @mods [+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Peter Thiel is so dumb. He sold NVDA and holds PLTR. [+6] u/baadllama_ghost: i hope you have calls for CINCO DE MAYO TACO TUESDAY! 🌮 [+6] u/fruitloop00001: Whatever DUOL is trading at, it's too high. Worst language learning app I've ever used. [+6] u/DrElkSnout: "I don't trust it." "Trust what?" "Any of it. All of it. Fucking nothing makes sense." "So, Calls?" "Yep." [+6] u/Swiftnice: Is there a bet going in the prediction markets on whether or not we can actually hear Karp snorting the coke on the earnings call or not? [+6] u/Reply_Stunning: come on bols, it's probably a V here, slap your wife's savings on it [+6] u/Cav829: I honestly couldn't even tell PLTR reported based on the chart. [+6] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: Sir, they hit the second fishface w a cannon [+6] u/GoZukkYourself: So much incel energy. [+5] u/Soffatjockis: Mango posting about Intel was the top Just like Dow 50k [+5] u/puts_every_day: Can't believe I missed my bet and got banned. But now I'm back! [+5] u/Teoxisabot: Probably the macarena. I don't really have any good dance moves for tomorrow [+5] u/johndsmits: tuesdays > mondays You know why. [+5] u/SouthNice7324: My move will probably involve PLTR and either crying that the system is rigged or praising how good business are flying. Nothing in between [+5] u/qx2: Here comes the post, Strait opening up like juveniles at the island. [+5] u/ThouOne: Holy shiz, NBIS nearly touched $180 today. About time the market realized the next big dog. [+5] u/puts_every_day: Paycheck. Check! Overnight puts for tomorrow. Check! It's good to be back. 🥲 [+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: DUOL with the schizo price movements [+5] u/captain_casino: So glad I sold NBIS at $86 like a dumb asshole [+5] u/D1finalboss: Ah yes the PTLR kill all the options button [+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: PLTR all over the place..... [+5] u/Key-Employ-2049: It feels so good to invest instead of doing 0DTE just so slow [+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: NO ONE TOLD YOU THAT MR. MANGO LMAO [+5] u/Qwerty0844: Today sucked. Another crack at the casino tomorrow. [+5] u/RDDT_100P: nothing ever happens [+5] u/Burtonwurton: So it seems more than likely that war is going to be back on, can defense industry get some love please? [+5] u/Siriricu20: I should have sold INTC last week [+5] u/e30jawn: You can tell someone is in deep when they're betting on dual lingo earnings lol [+5] u/OK_Computer10101: What’s Planateer’s PE now 13,000? [+5] u/vermilli21: Is the guy from the pawn shop at the white house? LMAO [+5] u/ThisGuyEdward: Imagine thinking every call hits lmao [+5] u/jeanx22: Bol was furiously downvoting every bearish comment last night. [+5] u/sxiom: *Is the “tendieman” in this room with us?* [+5] u/callsonreddit: Why PLTR weak if earnings good [+5] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Feels like RDDT is due for a big run up [+5] u/Fernyfern7: somone shot the duolingo owl [+5] u/Business-Today646: Just keep going deeper in my AStS [+5] u/FatShort888: Can someone have a word with 🥭 as I’m getting very tired from winning [+5] u/AGigatonicxs: my 160 cal for planter is cooked ? [+5] u/dreamer_Neet: We in fact do not have any cards at all [+5] u/potato111a: HAVE DUOL TRIED PIVOT TO Ai BIRDS? LMAO 🤌 [+5] u/FatShort888: Great price action today. Another prop account burned 🏅 [+5] u/No-Alarm3762: Damn NBIS about to pull a sandisk and retire me early [+5] u/AncientAd3846: Spy 722 simply because 717 is a stupid number to go sideways on [+5] u/DoubleFamous5751: Breaking: Jamie Dimon just blew his brains out on an all hands company conference call. Was last heard muttering incoherently about “roaches” and “the macro environment” [+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Where’s that regard that thought Groupon was actually capable of a squeeze(at the top) lmao [+5] u/Swiftnice: Damn it must be humiliating for PLTR holders to see SNAP have a better reaction to earnings hahaha [+5] u/Thisplacesucks011: Which one of you bought gold at $5,200 and corn at $120,000.. [+5] u/TickTockTaudit: It feels good to know that the DUOL 14DTE puts I bought last summer and expired worthless were fundamentally a winning play. [+5] u/OptionsHuduga: and so it begins - DUOL starts the bankruptcy proceedings. [+5] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Are the AI profits in the room with us right now? OpenAI just needs to increase revenue by like 1000% in the next year or MSFT and Oracle blow up. Im sure its fine [+5] u/1foxyboi: Behold enlightenment. The First Noble Truth: your portfolio will have red days. The Second Noble Truth: your suffering comes from your cost basis. The Third Noble Truth: the path out of suffering exists by holding. The Fourth Noble Truth: impermanence is the whole point. Red days end. Catalysts arrive. Green days return. Do not panic. The dip is not a punishment. The dip is the lesson. Hold accordingly. 🦊 [+5] u/asleepace: are we getting palantarded or wat [+5] u/bearhunter429: #I am old enough to remember when MU-80 was a meme LMAO🤌 [+5] u/coronagetcha: The massive moves up in AI are masking the massive moves down in anything consumer discretionary. [+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Feel like someone is watching me…. Calls on Palantir [+5] u/Unemployable1593: i can stop whenever i want [+5] u/ithastogoupfromhere: 16% account gain the last 7 days [+5] u/PaxDev: I was told PLTR was gonna pop after earnings. I’d like to speak to a manager to request a refund please [+5] u/Microwave-Dave: LOL he presents an award, doesn't even let him hold it for the photos 😂 [+5] u/Blamurai: Cohen tryna be like Jensen with the leather jacket [+11] u/BreakingBadBones: Waiting for a market crash to enter, but ive been waiting for weeks. Imagine spy hitting ATH during a war. Maybe i’ll wait till im grandpa [+11] u/kal14144: PLTR trash after all [+10] u/BestKoreaEscapee: 🥭 just complaining about Somalians and talking about his gey ballroom… no insider manipulation today unfortunately. [+10] u/plumpypenguin: michael burry dumped all his gamestore bags lmao [+10] u/unhappyreach_: Pltr software cant set the fucking audio up, huh? [+9] u/SnooShortcuts7911: The yield on 30-year Treasuries is above 5%, nearing the highest yield in twenty years. The move from 5% to 6% will be much quicker than the move from 4% to 5%, and the move from 6% to 7% will be quicker still. Given our sky-high debt, this move will trigger an economic crisis. [+9] u/SomePolack: WSB dead can’t even do a pump n dump no more Anyways buy USO [+9] u/Misterfutures: Fuck u Palantir bitch [+9] u/wildcat1055: No, I am not accepting "half cash, half stock" at the Wendy's dumpster tonight. Stop asking. [+8] u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes: Wtf is up with SanDisk and MU? How far can these two go? [+8] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Every AI stock having 40 p/e - 200 p/e minimum with energy crisis comming up and war escalating again is a bit concerning [+8] u/looool_k_libtard: You should have 650k invested by the time you are 16. Everyone I know is already successful with trust funds. Your parents should also buy you a house by the time you’re 18 and pay for most bills. It’s really easy to get rich nowadays. [+8] u/alexbui91: Gme people really should just buy sandisk last year. Sandisk is the moass that they had hoped 😂 [+8] u/thefuzzhead: Fuck Palantir. How are you gonna be evil AND lose me money. [+8] u/MooseyGoosey69: Palantir the "software" company that cant even setup a livesteam. puts [+8] u/BreakingBadBones: Can someone rational try to answer: Why the fk does the market ignore the war? Especially with an escalation today? [+8] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Half cash half shares. [+8] u/InitialPsychology731: PLTR going red if they say AI slop one more time [+7] u/ultrachem: Ok so the Treasury just announced higher-than-projected borrowing needs. Bond yields uppity up, you guys are soooooo going to pay a lot more in servicing the debt lol [+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: so if the ebay buyout wasn't a pump and dump scheme like BBBY and it was actually a serious offer, the most likely way he's going to raise the rest of the cash is by diluting the stock. he's gonna hit his comp target and walk away with 35 bn while leaving the apes holding odorous bags of excrement [+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: audio keeps cutting out on youtube PLTR earnings call PLTR 0 eow [+7] u/alent1385: Cry in my mom’s bcasement [+7] u/SeliciousSedicious: I am officially withdrawing my JPM application 😡😡😡 [+7] u/SomePolack: This Cohen guy….is he actually a businessman or some dude they found in a bar? [+7] u/BreakingBadBones: Guys if oil drops to 100, we’ll see a market crash. If it goes to 150+, we’ll see a rally. I love it [+7] u/zg44: Rate cut odds now 8% by December Rate hike odds now 35% by December Rest of the Fed board could force Warsh's hand with a rate hike in October/December if Strait of Hormuz doesn't open in next couple of weeks. [+7] u/unhappyreach_: Token slop Slop AI Token AI slop [+7] u/powertrippingmod67: Ryan Cohen owes me 15 grand for blowing up my towel store position 4 years ago [+7] u/abroadbroadband: Interview secured Goodbye Waffle House, hello Taco Bell! Moving on up! [+7] u/CardiologistEqual336: the chinese dude who invented cameras has passed away… RIP Zoo Min [+7] u/BreakingBadBones: Honestly, anything that will happen in Iran at this point wont affect the market. The correlation went from 100 to 0 [+7] u/Wrath_FMA: Tommorrow evening, I will be holding puts [+6] u/Delly2times: Probably shit in my hand and throw it a wall, like a good ape should, most likely [+6] u/xeratice1: why did a bunch of you say PLTR 200 today and where the fuck is it [+6] u/sl3azebag: incoming truth social PLTR shoutout [+6] u/Icommandyou: I am low key happy I sold at open today [+6] u/alexbizzy: Spy has consolidated and is ready to launch [+6] u/solidsneeze: half cash, half stock, bro [+6] u/DressPrestigious7088: OH BOY IM JACKED TO THE TITS ON SOUN CALLS. [+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Why would we use eBay again what is it 2007 [+6] u/Misaka9615: Funny how she asks him to turn on his camera when her company is already tracking his every movement [+6] u/Tiny-Bag5054: No slop ZONE no slop ZONE they know better (they know better) [+6] u/Technical_Tank7174: Alex Karp is an idiot [+6] u/Icommandyou: Ngl very surprised WTI is still just 105 [+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Dumbest trend I’ve seen is the promotion of shit like “mushroom coffee” Unless they’re psychedelic you might as well boil some portobello’s and drink that shit, it’s not doing anything. It also tastes bad. [+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: alright what is going on with this microphone [+6] u/Successful-End7689: Feels like Peter Schiff’s moment in the sun with gold lasted about five minutes [+6] u/Ltiform: Alex KRAP and Peter SQUEAL 🤢🤮 [+6] u/csklmf: I am a simple man. I don't drink I don't drug I don't gamble. I only use earnings from work and market on hiring escort. [+6] u/TinyDelegation: who has PLTR calls? I genuinley thought they were gonna at least touch 150-152 [+6] u/TinyDelegation: part of me thinks PLTR is about to fall to 135-140 range BUT knowing how things go, i can also seeing it shooting up to 150 Overnight [+5] u/No_Cod972: Wow, interesting that MSTR is up more ytd than GLD or BRK.B [+5] u/PlentyArmy2411: The higher the P/E the better. Right gang? [+5] u/Xzlk: Unironically, if Karp just came out and said fuck the Bears and ended the call, I think it would rip. [+5] u/housemouse431: feel like were gonna go no where over the next couple of weeks to digest aprils move, aka fuck any one with calls. [+5] u/music_is_gud: So buying chip stocks at every dip is indeed a sound play! [+5] u/Valkorion335786: The age of the ape is over The age of Hormuz is now [+5] u/AirwickS: CNBC: [Pirro abandons plan to appeal Powell subpoenas in Fed investigation](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/03/pirro-fed-powell.html) Keep my man's name out your fuckin' mouth. [+5] u/BladeFireQ: This PLTR call is making me feel weird [+5] u/music_is_gud: I really wanted to trim my positions going into today coz I didn't feel great about the market but the market dangled some juicy carrots in front of me and I got distracted 😭 [+5] u/Me-Regarded: I don't care what you say, it was a good day. Unloaded my HOOD bags with $30 profit on that pump this morning. Cheeseburger tonight! [+5] u/Seymour_asis501: My port is looking like I cut off my dih [+5] u/poorat8686: Imagine being like 40 and making up a fan fiction about your hot boss and then suing for harassment and the best you can come up with is birthday blowjob for my little brown boy. [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: hilarious how no matter what etf you're trading, it's all just nvidiguh with extra steps [+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: slop mentioned in PLTR earnings call satya having a nervous breakdown [+5] u/InitialPsychology731: Even the second mic doesn't work ffs [+5] u/No_Current3675: Gotta find some new hobbies or some shit. [+5] u/unhappyreach_: I made the AI sloppy because I know you kids like them extra sloppy [+5] u/RockasaurusRex: The difference between dog food and Applebees is if it's served in a dog bowl or not [+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Michael Burry reportedly dumps all his Game Stop stock." [+5] u/InitialPsychology731: Third mic also sucks, I'm dying [+5] u/wattap: Burry says the eBay deal makes perfect sense then says all of his shares the same day, bro is a market wizard [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: inflation is definitely under control...nothing to see here 😉 [+5] u/TinyDelegation: i assume pltr is gonna fall to 140 soon? [+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: PLTR flatter than Gaza after earnings [+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Pltr revenue to increase 85% next quarter. Bullish [+5] u/A10cc: I bought more debt today. [+5] u/sl3azebag: PLTR get the fuck up [+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: I’ve got 5k in puts split between TSLA SPY CAR and INTC [+5] u/gjbaca17: PLTR is basically flat since close. Price action at opening should be interesting. [+5] u/Ok-Art6659: My plans for tomorrow are to get fucked and lose money. Just like today [+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: i can warn regards not to buy DUOL before earnings but i can't make you listen 🤷 [+5] u/FartPolluter: PLTR tech may not have to "defeated" Iran in any meaningful way despite its market cap being roughly the same size as its GDP but that just means when they do defeat Iran at some undefined point in the future the *real* pump willl come [+5] u/Bright_Albatross649: THE DEEP STATE IS WINNING [+23] u/Sufficient_Insect812: When I was young I used to be poor. But now, after decades of hard work, I'm no longer young. [+16] u/OSRSkarma: BURRY FROM THE TOP ROPE [+16] u/Brief_Carpenter_7457: who else is addicted to stress lol [+14] u/cfaawlday: Ryan Cohen thought that interview would do numbers 🤣🤣 [+14] u/TrollerCoasterWoo: If he agrees to another ceasefire, it counts as another war ended. That would be 10, for those of you counting the Ws [+13] u/winston511: I don’t know how the stock didn’t tank 50% after he shows up in a leather jacket and pulls that shit in the interview. What a fucking retard. [+13] u/financiallythriving: Soft launched my fake cough in the office today so I can plan a couple of sick days later this week [+9] u/whitepug: I feel so bad for gamecucks i truly thought this was their moment and i was happy for them [+9] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Palantir needs to grow 500% YoY to justify its valuation not 100%. [+9] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Oil $105 a barrel is very bullish for inflation [+8] u/ukweeve: I laughed at sandisk price as recently as Xmas. I am a fool. [+8] u/bemeandnotyou: I don't understand the question 🙋 [+8] u/xShiftfaced: I still have no idea why some people still play options through earnings. It's almost never a good trade unless you are selling IV on the contracts. [+8] u/uncsucks: I predict that WTI oil will hit 110 overnight. SPX -2% tomorrow. [+8] u/Largeshmarge: All these CEOs are a bunch of junkies. [+8] u/nyse25: love hits crazy when you're both unemployed [+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: Helps being distracted as a wage slave. I almost bought 1dte calls at open [+7] u/tika_dengu: Oil to dump overnight, Asian stock markets will pump >Chevron Chairman and CEO Mike Wirth says physical shortages in oil supply will begin appearing around the world. Economies will begin shrinking – first in Asia – as demand adjusts to meet supply while the strait remains closed. [+7] u/AKNJ907: Full port SNDK/MU/DRAM. Thesis: people need memory to remember things [+7] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Palanshit Back to single digit inshallah [+7] u/Sick0h: Suspiciously flat since close. [+7] u/aftherith: Y'all ever been right? Must be nice. [+7] u/Wishforgains: my portfolio is half stock half cash [+7] u/Parking-Area4090: What happens when gas is $10 a gallon, will you 🫵 start riding an ebike everywhere ? [+7] u/SageLeaf1: I would like to buy 1 AI please [+7] u/BagholdingBastard: Calls on MASSIVE CANNONS [+7] u/StonksInvesteur: Pretty sure they will announce some of the AMAZING DEALS that Iran is BEGGING to make because it’s TACO Tuesday [+7] u/Better_Leading_9812: Have a feeling US will attack tonight [+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/kFYyFYGsO3 Can someone explain why this guy is going crazy on me in comments [+6] u/HatNo9667: if I'm 1 year from retirement, should i have everything in quantum computing stocks? asking for a friend [+6] u/Leading-Future6691: What are you doing PLTR??? [+6] u/United-Hearing-8286: Half cash half stock [+6] u/Jadeclone1: All these air force tankers flying around middle east right now. Hopefully they just full of taco sauce [+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Spy only up 0.1% we are so back 🐻🐻🐻💲💲💲 [+6] u/31andnotdone: serenity >!tomorrow!< [+6] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: UFO in Spanish is OVNI and my latina wife thinks calling the guy from the X Files David DuchOVNI is the funniest thing ever [+6] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Damn I hope my pltr calls print [+6] u/Gom_KBull: **AMD Earnings Spoiler:** Revenue >!stomps expectations!< Guidance >!in the skies!< Stonk >!falls killing calls!< [+6] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: people are saying "buy USO". but I already bought and sold it last month for a loss. you think I'm falling for that again? [+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: I know some of you are long term shareholders of Pltr at a cost basis of $175-$185 range.. 😄 [+6] u/stonksf: Bought Intel max margin today [+6] u/ShitStainStoop: Oil higher for longer [+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: I had hopes the market might not be delusional for one fucking day and then Tesla ended green because.... reasons. [+6] u/stonksf: Iran breaking ceasefire going to send Intel down 50%. Puts. [+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: Lost money on calls today, neat [+6] u/Comfortable733: Hantavirus? Dead people can’t sell. Calls [+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: I think there’s a STRONG correlation between higher cost of living and hotter chicks in any location. Here in Southern California it’s VERY clear and yes it’s also VERY clear in the expensive third world country up north, so that means the extra money is well worth it… [+6] u/NoProfessional4650: MU saved my port today [+6] u/SecretSquritle: Like last time.. guys a loser lol [+6] u/No-Put2311: Rocket fuel is getting cheaper by the day [+5] u/Slabbed1738: Lmao gamestore sub went from cheering on burry for buying, to saying they don't care and he doesn't matter now that he exited [+5] u/Street-Badger: So everyone and their dog knows the plan is to inflate away the US national debt, aka a default in all but name.  So where are the bond vigilantes’ nunchucks? [+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Iran didn’t violate the ceasefire. They just got to bomb the UAE as a little treat. [+5] u/Odd_Library_3953: Nice pump and dump on MSFT today. Need it to recover [+5] u/tocinoman: Barron has given permission for PLTR to finally fall [+5] u/Treverer: A big fuck you to all my professors from business school who told me that portfolio theory, economics and all that jazz are very practically oriented and will be of good use to me in the future [+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Burry shilling for a game store acquisition for months, then selling the exact day a game store "acquisition" is announced is peak Burry [+5] u/Casper-_-00B: my calls for pltrs are cooked. [+5] u/geddyclaus: If Hantavirus could kill a 95 year old Gene Hackman, none of us are safe. [+5] u/Rugpull_Generator: Market doesn't give a SHIT about bears Lmao (No one does lmao) [+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Seeing lots of unusual TSLA call flow. Probably going back to 420-430 soon. [+5] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I asked AI if Hantavirus was more fatal than Covid. I kind of regret asking that now. [+5] u/Snowman33001: I’ve officially been AI pilled. NVDA 300+ EOY [+5] u/Intelligent-Ad8242: How can I win money with stock [+5] u/Jadeclone1: AMD Priced for perfection. Going to re-earn the advanced money destroyer title [+5] u/tristis_veritas: What is even the point in "investing responsibly" 20 or 30 years to grow old in a country that may not even be livable by then. Maybe the autist gamblers just buying calls on every dip are the smart ones. [+5] u/StonksInvesteur: you gotta suck and fuck me to make me buy anymore bags [+5] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: I told my dealer I'll pay him half cash half stock [+5] u/DisgrunltedDan: Yikes that daily candle on SOUN 😬 [+5] u/Toothlesskinch: I've decided not to attend the Met Gala tonight. Wanted to spend some qt with you guys. [+5] u/Rosebunse: The cruise ship situation with the suspected hantavirus outbreak is so scary. I know cruises can be dangerous, but you never think of fucking hantavirus. [+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: What happened to all the meme stock people [+5] u/rocier: went to teh ape subreddit for the first time in a year... Yup, still hate those guys [+5] u/SpunkySprinkle: Iran and US feeding the world contradictory propaganda, time to send Analyst 3 back in [+5] u/cryptohorn: As much as I love the ber case, I couldn't believe how packed the restaurant bar was yesterday. It was a beautiful day outside in a trendy area of town where they were having a Cinco de mayo festival. When I left, the bar area was nut to butt. [+5] u/apurimac777: Bezos selling his yacht, too big Thank you AMZN bag holders for making that happen [+5] u/Novel_Advice_2044: bitter sweet feeling on sndk today: +2000->-2000->+1000->+275 I guess i should be greatful to the options gods for their mercy on my stupidity... [+5] u/Hefty-Ad2809: pltr should honestly be up $10-15 considering how good their earnings were. [+5] u/J_da_CPA: Claude says he can find the cure to cancer [+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Weird day. Market red , bunch of stocks hulk green tho [+5] u/longGERN: Like why the actual fuck did I buy the owl 1% of portfolio but still annoying [+5] u/sharkenleo: Just full ported NOW. [+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: hes just been doin the double handjob facial dance for 15 minutes and everyones furiously applauding [+5] u/Ashes1984: TTD is sneeeeaky, probably NOW [+5] u/FloppyButtholeJelly: It’s on the website…. [+5] u/lilordeo: circle jerking themselfes money lol [+18] u/EnginrA: “How Jeff Bezos Broke Into Fashion’s Inner Circle” - WSJ Hmm can’t imagine how the fourth richest person in the world managed to do that, what was his secret? 🤔 [+17] u/SetRestart: *The Strait is blocked, the tankers wait,* *The bears are banging at the gate,* *Then Donnie tweets a temporary gain,* *To mask the market's hidden pain,* *Watching my port hit absolute zero,* *Now I'm all alone, crying in the casino.* [+11] u/itssampson: 50% cash 50% stock is literally 100%, what’s so confusing [+11] u/friiz1337: I dont understand the question. [+10] u/wafflepiezz: $SNDK to $2000 $MU to $1000 [+10] u/Reynhart: PLTR bols give up freedom for profits. They deserve neither freedom nor profits. - Ben Franklin (allegedly) [+10] u/DyatAss: Anyone defending Ryan Cohen can be diagnosed as medically regarded [+10] u/Shot-Ground-9898: I just watched the GameStop interview 😂😂😂 [+9] u/HeavyArmsJin: Crushes earning and good guidance: -2% Failing business with weak future: 500% [+9] u/trainwreck001: DROVE BY THE GAS STATION TONIGHT. FIGHTS BREAKING OUT. LOL [+9] u/benj760486: Y'all wanna see a dead body? Screenshots of my port [+9] u/yaboyay: See button, press button, get dopamine. [+8] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Diesel will break the ATH record in the next 2 weeks [+8] u/BorrisZ: When Diesel reaches $10 there won't be an economy anymore. Wonder if bols realize that. [+8] u/bobby_stackz: Watch palantir rip to 165 tmr because it doesn't make sense [+8] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: what tf did Alex Palantir say on the call to tank the stock [+8] u/twostroke1: You’re in her restraining order. I’m stealing the copper out her ac unit in the middle of the night. we ain’t the same chief. [+8] u/UnderB0SS: Imagine being exit liquidity for a man with one eye who was right once. [+8] u/ilikemgs: Just saw Ryan cohen on cnbc 🤣 Who the fuck has confidence in this moron? Gme puts are a great idea [+8] u/ClaudesSexBot: So far in 2026 we have  Open the strait you crazy bastards, praise be to Allah Look at these cannons, your fish head wife doesn't have 50% stock 50% cash, it's on the website  Great year. [+8] u/Extension_Source8263: Half of my money is in calls, the other half is also in calls. It’s called diversification. [+7] u/tombrady011235: Ryan Cohen isn't worth losing your money over Get out now. The shorts won [+7] u/NPIRACKS: Where r ur god palantards? [+7] u/trust_it_bb: Just remember, even if your wife left you for her boyfriend. even if you blew up your 13th account. At least you haven’t held gamestore for 5 years trading flat - missing out on generational bull runs in every other stock. ✊✊✊ Burry made his 20% return and bailed lmao [+7] u/trust_it_bb: News sites quoting polymarket bets right at the start - then say the entire volume is $2000. What the fuck. Never woulda guessed my wendys paycheck could move markets. [+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: A haiku: It's nonstop screaming If not cooking, I'm cleaning Parenthood is hard [+7] u/trust_it_bb: 20 year olds tryna get rich with scams instead of making life altering mistakes. Sad 🫗 [+7] u/SetRestart: A haiku but better than the last guys: *Hormuz closes tight,* *Donnie tweets the green candles,* *Sobbing at Wendy's.* [+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: Just watched Ryan Cohen's CNBC interview Dude is definitely a regard or he was stoned, or both One of us 😤 [+6] u/UsernameTaken_123: NBIS and SNDK/MU at ATH, I am finally considering buying them all [+6] u/RagingBearBull: Hmm, podcaster says that "only poor people care about gas prices" Thats is why the stocks are going up, the people the control the world dont care about gas prices. I wonder if jet fuel prices are a big deal for them [+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Breaking: Hanta Virus Ship Sent to Hormuz [+6] u/Pete26l96: #BOLS FELL FOR THE BOL TRAP LOL #BERS GOING TO EAT GOOD THIS WEEK [+6] u/The_Judgement_Nut: Futures down 0.08% .. freak the fuck out and sell everything [+6] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: Imagine reading the earnings for PLTR and buying puts. [+6] u/Bam2458: That 10 year yield is getting a little yippy again [+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: 2-3 weeks away from being 2-3 weeks away [+6] u/Then-Interview-8220: I thought war was good for pltr [+6] u/booose6: Ive never been more confident in puts for next two weeks [+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: I can offer to buy the company in half stock half butthole [+6] u/comancheranche: Doggo lookin’ out the window just mad chillin’ rn. Little does he know I’m about to hit em wit da “who’s a good boy?!” Gonna make him get the zoomies lol🐕 🤎 [+6] u/No_Fig_7835: DJT saying 2-3 weeks means we got at least 2-3 years to go [+6] u/natures3: Bro losing $1.50 ain’t too bad [+6] u/Bright-Revolution496: hes prolly ripping lines in the bathroom gettin rdy to debut [+5] u/ABPIR89: I meant to buy x2 05/07 $725 SPY calls 2 minutes before market close for $0.88. Just for a goof. I typoed x52 05/07 $725 calls @ $0.88 instead. So we will be spending tomorrow watching SPY with Shiv Palpatine levels of great interest. [+5] u/MayorMcCheezz: 24 US refueling tankers in the air over the ME right now. Something is happening. [+5] u/tootnanner: Of all the sub 15 dollar stocks NOK is the best buy of them all. Dont have to worry about dilution, float is huge, would take a lot of money to pump and dump it. Just slow steady daily 2%. [+5] u/kazkeb: The US and Iran are "negotiating about negotiations" Yo Dawg, I heard that you like negotiations... [+5] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls think the strait is open [+5] u/kemar7856: Advance money destroyer puts [+5] u/trust_it_bb: Is it even worth staying at a job if your boss isn’t demanding to suck your dick on your birthday? [+5] u/pigeon_shit: Pump my TE and QS bags please? [+5] u/yeahyoubored: TACO Tuesday tomorrow on cinco de mayo Ooooooh [+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: Good idea to get some pltr leaps tomorrow 🧐? [+5] u/MrBlueEyedFox: I thought pltr was nose diving and its barley down [+5] u/Artfclintlgnce: Man these comments getting wierder and wierder must be da bears [+5] u/bobby_stackz: Why do I even bother opening my port AH [+5] u/tnecniv2021: If Ryan cohen can be a ceo I can be anything. Neurodivergent fella [+5] u/Mathguy200: NVDA $220 tomorrow.. please…. Help [+5] u/Financial_Desk4268: Can pltr hit 200 after earnings today [+5] u/Luckumowski: it is okay palantir decide your direction when you feel like it [+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Today marks the swing high folks...If you have puts, they will print...but bers are ded. [+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: If SPY jumped +$10 right now that would be insane [+5] u/dylanx5150: I'm fairly certain I have the same business acumen and charisma as Ryan Cohen. [+5] u/kemar7856: PayPal will be a stinker bag holders will cry it's underpriced cycle repeats [+5] u/imightgobroke: its calls tomorrow dont overthink this [+5] u/Jeff_xx: why Ryan cohen is not in jail [+5] u/MagJack: 0.27% is a pullback now? [+5] u/widerdog: no judging pltr until overnight and pre market [+16] u/GooFoYouPal: Me at pizza place just now: “The bill is $42, you only gave me a $20. Where’s the other $22?” “I don’t understand the question.” [+15] u/Jerikolol: >10 No Bullshitting - Only Comment If You Know What You're Talking About This is an actual rule on WSB btw. LMFAO. 90% of this reddit should be banned [+14] u/darkspherei: that Ryan Cohen interview was funny af, dude has Elon's drugged out confidence with Jensen's leather jacket, CALLS [+12] u/No_Economist3815: Cohen's interview was straight up cringe af. This is who the apes have wet dreams to, every night? 🤡 [+11] u/EyeSea7923: Thank you whoever bought my RKLB ($100) contracts expiring at the end of this week. You may want to consider a different strategy. [+11] u/whitehypeman: Half stock, half cash, fully retarded. [+10] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Why every body condems Iran to hit uae but not Israel for hittin Lebanon o.O [+10] u/big-mo: Fuck AT&T. The worst customer service. I hope they go bankrupt [+9] u/Frozen_Shades: Some retard in my area got a Cybertruck. I officially can't wait for next winter for the lolz. [+9] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Member when value menus used to be called dollar menus and actually had items at $1? You member, I member [+9] u/joan_goodman: I caved in and bought 10 shares of SNDK. Get your cash ready for a dip, [+8] u/ddrsdght: I’m gonna work my remote job till I get laid off then sell covered calls for the rest of my life [+8] u/sanmar2225: #these earnings reactions are fucking trash [+8] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Every small, niche app AI startup, usually founded by an X-mag7 employee, is in a race to acquire as many customers as possible in hopes of being picked up by the big players for their customer base. It’s such a scam lmao. Like 10% of these companies actually want to compete [+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: I will probably financially recover from this [+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: Steal the car, then sell it. Infinite X [+7] u/CPR123_: In this market you’d be retarded to not know that it’s a Ponzi scheme but also retarded to not invest in it [+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Slowest escalation I’ve ever seen. It’s like two lovers who hate each other but still want to hook up. [+7] u/CPA-hole: Change things up and sit on her face [+7] u/FullCopy: If you use an AI agent to help you to your job, you better teach it how to file for unemployment and Cobra. It will come in handy shortly. [+6] u/Frozen_Shades: Went to Winnipesaukee today. A nice mountain drive. Buy Calls. [+6] u/auroraavm: When do we get back to a vertical dump phase? [+6] u/DrestinBlack: PLTR beats and raises, stock plummets lol [+6] u/Bcider: I ordered some Tommy John underwear from Amazon and they came with shitstains. Like what, someone actually wore these and made skid marks. Then returned them to Amazon and then they were sold to me. [+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Right now, the S and P is trading at a 22.5x p/e, the nasdaq about 33. When the dot-com bubble burst, QQQ was trading at over 100 trailing p/e. Stocks like Microsoft we're trading at 70+. ORCL over 100. So, assuming we're in a bubble, we might be 1/3 to half way at this point. Regardless (lol), this is a generational market to be trading in..kids growing up today will be jealous that they missed out. *I drink your milkshake!* [+6] u/Aradoma: SPY 715 or 725 tomorrow. Literally flip a coin, who knows at this point lol [+6] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Single parent with a broke vehicle that costs more than I can afford while also drowning in debt. Trading didn’t help on the catching up financially thing. So I guess I’m just going to drop this here. If anyone happens to be feeling charitable or if you have a good 10x play for me to try and ride along on let me know. Pretty well desperate for anything that may work at the moment. Otherwise roast me here to distract me for a bit. 😮‍💨 [+6] u/AllCapNoBrake: yet another zio owned social media company. What is the count up to now? TikTok, Facebook, IG, X, Reddit, OnlyFans, PH....I've got to be missing some. [+5] u/dogefool88: Standing ovation for PLTR call holders. I bought 140p, so I stand out [+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: We could be a day away from an oh shit 9/11 moment, its wild if you think about it. Asking car companies to make weapons is kind of telling? [+5] u/zackacz: "Rush" hour my ass. Everyone drives slow as fuck [+5] u/Retaining-Wall: I'm always losing money but never finding it **LMAO** 🤌🤌 [+5] u/TangerineHors3: Does anyone actually know where the other half is coming from? [+5] u/FullCopy: Oil Zeppelins is the best idea to solve the current crisis. [+5] u/FullCopy: If AI is taking all the jobs, why is NVDA taking a dump daily? [+5] u/hallett21: Smells like desperation and pleading in here [+5] u/scm66: Backdoor Roth sounds dirty [+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: I don’t understand your question. [+5] u/optimaltimemism: Update on how I've spent some my gains. I ordered some Slushies from Sonic. Boosting the economy and my morale at the same time. [+5] u/Scr3aming3agl3: Can't wait to buy the dip tomorrow [+5] u/diefy7321: “Half cash. Half stock.” Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [+5] u/Mission-Educator-697: Ready for PLTR earnings [+5] u/HS_1990: Oracle to the moon 🚀🚀🚀 [+5] u/Sorry-Usual6906: Who’s playing Supermicro [+5] u/jarMburger: Was going to buy in ON call and 🐓 out last sec. Dodge a bag there [+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: nvm the mic, pltr will soon beam their earnings into our frontal cortex instead [+5] u/type_error: Futes green \*drops mic\* [+5] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Most of you were anticipating Palantir earnings today but the real connoisseurs are waiting for Wendy's earnings on Friday [+5] u/stonketship: Prayed for cannons 🙏 but the cannons were aimed at my portfolio 😭 [+5] u/astromouse2024: Made $17 off one nvda call and I still see it as a win [+5] u/MathTutorAndCook: Our tiny kitchen lately tops 250-300 tickets a night on the weekends. Cinco de Mayo is usually our busiest day Record day this week was 24k magic in the air [+5] u/stupidber: SNDK at $1250.00 make a wish [+5] u/Timely-Fly-6828: If I bought PLTR puts the stock would surge 10% up everyone has their own MM that loves our money. [+5] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: I too need a new home [+5] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Its good for the people lining his pockets [+5] u/j4c11: Chicken breast and pork chops [+5] u/Sandvicheater: Does Trump think that Iran is using $30 TEMU drones strapped with Dynamite here to take down oil tankers? No Iran is getting the latest and greatest drone tech from Russian and China the kind not even our Phalanx or Vulcan guns can intercept in time. [+14] u/cbusoh66: Boss called me into his office, he looked pissed. Boss: This Vegas trip expense report has $2000 for "hookers and blow", care to explain? Me: Yeah, which part exactly? Boss: The part that says hookers and blow, do you have receipts? Me: It's all on the website Boss: Did you use the company's credit card? Me: Nope, half cash half stock Boss: Are you fucking with me, do you want to get fired? Me: Yeah, we'll see what happens... [+12] u/Noble_Bastard: Next time my broker asks me how I'm going to pay for the margin call, I'm going to just keep telling them "it's on the website". [+11] u/jay4281: I have a put open for tomorrow so it’ll be green you’re welcome [+10] u/Secure_Dog3810: SPY when there's a ceasefire: +2% instantly SPY when the ceasefire is very obviously broken: -0.3% after a slow grind downwards with a million V shape recoveries on the way down [+10] u/__nameless____: Cohen should've renamed the company to GamestopAI first before attempting to buy ebay [+10] u/WestSideShooter: All jokes aside, I’ve been noticing more and more attractive women working food delivery. Recession indicator? [+9] u/csr8765: All the idiots that sold today on a bunch of nothingburger headlines will be the first to panic buy back in tomorrow [+9] u/NotRllytho: Trying to get a baconator with half cash, half stock. [+9] u/ButtExterminator: Mods need to stop deleting all the funnies [+9] u/BeaverSack: I have a law degree and I make far more money trading, there’s no way I can ever go back. [+8] u/akdbaker816: Idk if i can make it another round of inflation boys. My wages have just been falling behind the past 6-7years even with raises [+8] u/Noble_Bastard: We should all put collective savings into the pot, and try a 3,500,000,000,000 times leveraged hostile takeover of Amazon. [+7] u/smellyfingernail: Parents: "When are you going to start paying rent? You are 30 and still living at home" WSB dweller: "Its on the website" [+7] u/AxemanFromMA: #where my SOUN apes? 💎🚀 [+7] u/trix_is_for_kids: Gaystop sub is serious levels of copium and delusion. Haven’t visited in years, still hilarious [+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: I GET KNOCKED DOWN, AND I GET UP AGAIN, YOU NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN, I GET KNOCKED DOWN, AND I GET UP AGAIN, YOU NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN, I GET KNOCKED DOWN, AND I GET UP AGAIN, YOU NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN, [+7] u/spudbro00: You think Ryan cohen bought a used Jensen huang leather jacket off eBay for his call earlier today? [+7] u/Firm_Variation6452: How can I turn 40k to 1 mil tomorrow? [+7] u/Threebridges2: According to CBS, citing defense officials speaking on condition of anonymity, the USS Truxtun (DDG-103) and USS Mason (DDG-87) transited the Strait of Hormuz today into the Persian Gulf under constant threat from Iranian fires. Per the report, both destroyers transited while being targeted by Iranian drones, missiles, and small fast-attack craft during the transit. They were supported by Apache helicopters and other aircraft throughout the barrage of Iranian attacks. Additionally, per the report, no projectiles struck the ships during the engagement.” [+7] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Starting a grassroots non profit called LEAPS FOR KEEPS. We donate used trampolines to scrap yards in exchange for long dated SPY calls. [+7] u/Alan2420: Is there really any other move tomorrow besides puts on Gamestop? IT'S GOING TO ZERO. IT'S ON THE WEB SITE! [+7] u/DesignerSea494: 50% drawdown in February and here I am, 5% striking distance from my ATH. Patience, Perseverance, and (don’t) panic. [+7] u/TheGeoGod: I went out to dinner at a semi fancy restaurant and it was a ghost town at 6pm on a Sunday. [+6] u/CreamyBehemoth: BiG gAp dOwN tO 66O oN SPY [+6] u/SharkBiteX: Hey yo, Gamestop buying Ebay is a ruse. He's actually going to buy Spirit Airlines and pivot it into an NFT company. [+6] u/Coogiez: So we flying tomorrow at 8 am [+6] u/2Hosslovescash: Does anyone have any actual plays or just stupid, non funny comments? [+6] u/Electrical-Gas-2949: I think down 1-2% tomorrow [+6] u/ArtisticFrame5790: Is buying shares of DRAM a good long term play? [+6] u/spudbro00: Amd bulls going to have pikachu face when they beat rev and guidance tomorrow and tank 10% after adding 300 billion in market cap in a year. [+6] u/mousepop321: SOUN hitting 15+ on earnings, I can feel it [+6] u/ChipWong82: RC needs to hit targets for compensation. Gme shares will be diluted. The “buT rC iS oNE oF uS” cult members are getting shafted. [+6] u/wright_on_: RDDT cost basis $169.69 secured ✅ [+6] u/andytobbles: PLTR green af by open and deserves to be, earnings were an a+ banger [+6] u/mr_stupid_face: Those of us holding for a good amount of time know that it is the nature of this beast [+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Economy is fine for those with jobs. Basically just like 2022 [+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: the apes are now following around a Sultan to legitimize their bags LOL. [+5] u/spudbro00: What would happen if car merged with open door, beyond meat, and all birds? Would that be the world’s first 10 trillion dollar company? [+5] u/No_Arm_6582: What happened to the retard apes from last night? [+5] u/Abe2025: Can we possibly pump +10% tomorrow please? I need to be above october levels already. This is taking too long [+5] u/apprentice_talbot: I need SOUN to broker world peace by friday [+5] u/csr8765: Peace deal tomorrow 8am, want to be backing up the truck and buying ahead of it [+5] u/michaelis999: I bought calls today, suddenly feel sickened and appalled at the thought of bers, is this normal? [+5] u/LordMohid: All eyes on AMD earnings [+5] u/Jimbeauxer: What a fucking shitkicking pltr took today. Cockgobbler [+5] u/Castopliani: Last May if you bought INTC 100C would you have looked like an absolute fucking moron or what [+5] u/Zfreezy: Why on earth would one ever buy PLTR calls? (I bought AMD calls FML) [+5] u/EasilyGod: Dogshit named company Applovin reports earnings tomorrow. Most of its investors probably don’t really know what it does (AI gaming ads or something?) but I’m full sending because they somehow always crush it on earnings. [+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: Bless your heart if you don’t live in an area with grid streets lmao I’m just trying to get to the smoke shop.. 3 miles, 17 minutes [+5] u/Cherry_Accomplished: $FIG ….been saying it for days. Will keep saying it. Maybe eventually people will catch my drift. [+5] u/SinStockGuy: Giant bear flag on the 15 - fuck it, BUY [+5] u/derprondo: What do you mean man you just walk into the dispo and buy whatever you want? [+5] u/Double_Anybody: Hello, this Mr. US Navy. Iran have sink us all. Yes, thank you. [+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: why is trading such a sexual activity [+5] u/chauhan_shubham: Its like market takes a look at Iran-US war when something happens and then proceeds to go up. [+12] u/Bubbledood: My boss keep hiring these Gen Z kids who quit the first week once they realize they have to actually work [+9] u/Jordykins850: America looking so militarily weak is probably a bigger threat to US equity prices than any short term oil shock 👀 [+8] u/magneticpasta9: How come when other people yolo into random aerospace stocks that don't make money. They make millions, but when I do it I end up at wendys [+8] u/Master-Stranger8908: We need whole Taco special with the Jarritos included [+7] u/sonofalando: The Iran call for duty game is going to be sick [+7] u/AssistantIll9921: https://preview.redd.it/z940z4qv98zg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18458db14e47e82878773ec050e01487f0a67428 Excited to wake up to this tomorrow 😍 [+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Some girl parked her car so close to my BMW, scratched my mirror and ran away when I confronted her. Some people don’t have any respect for other people property. Reported her to the cops [+7] u/Total_Schedule591: Police always down for a game of flashlight tag 🐥 cacaww [+7] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Looking for the complete destruction of the stock market. [+7] u/Mamadolores21: Made money all last week and now I’m scared to do anything smh [+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Everytime I sell CRCL and NBIS they gap up LMAO🤌 [+7] u/hardcrepe: Claude make me a Reddit clone and a clone of Microsoft Word 2015. Make no mistakes and take as long as you need. [+7] u/UnivalveX: how does it feel knowing we're one tweet away from -0.03% or +3%? [+7] u/AdventurousFinish681: No sorry your mistaken those are actually in the JP Morgan building [+6] u/sonofalando: My wife asked me what happened with all of our money and I said it’s on the website [+6] u/Evander85: \*\*\*taps website\*\*\* [+6] u/Fluid_Product6292: WSB to buy 50% of Spirt for controlling interest?👀 [+6] u/WailingWarbler: But guys the markets already priced in peace 4 times and war 2 times already [+6] u/DriftMint: SNDK to 1300 tomorrow [+6] u/Biscuit_Eater2591: normally I don't drink on Tuesday's but you can bet I will be cracking the bottle again tomorrow, why do most of my stocks go down, don't tell me it's because all the markets went down too today? edot: war is not good for the markets so I hear? [+6] u/EntranceHaunting: The day of the 🏳‍🌈 🐻 is nearly here [+5] u/kananishino: So Apes hate burry after dick riding him for months? That was pretty fast. [+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: everything you think you've learned about China having lots of people doing cool shit is not true: China is actually a fucking dump and not that many people even live there no I've never been to China shut up [+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/Independent-Chef-169 made a bet that RKLB would go to 150.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 89.325 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+5] u/gen_x_og_0DTE: For those waiting for another TACO Tuesday beware, it may be TOFU Tuesday this time. [+5] u/freddymojo: Gotta liquidate some positions to pay for dinner. Sorry if I crash the market. [+5] u/gameon-manhattan: Tomorrow is Tuesday and Cinco de mayo ... no way we dont get a Taco [+5] u/hioman01: Is my PLTR 160c cooked? [+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: They complain anyway [+5] u/Montyprice7206: Guys you started war with now openly warring and you do nothing about it Definitely winning right? 🤌 [+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Swing-Trader sounds so much naughtier than day trader 🐥 [+5] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: why am i looking at an upwards trending red candle. [+5] u/InformationSad5653: Futures dump incoming [+5] u/Noxitati0n: Lost 55% of my port on Friday, made 40% back today. What's the play regards? [+5] u/Weekly_One8412: Are we still spamming “sell in may and go away”? [+5] u/AnimatorNaive1880: 2% is plummeting ? Put fries the bag sir. [+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Qqq 670 puts exp June 18 [+5] u/Overall_Option_8883: FLY a good start for space earnings [+11] u/pumpkin1986: Tomorrow morning we will declare total victory, fuck off home with no deal and never discuss Iran again. [+10] u/FinsDig: Just bought a new house! Half Cash, Half Stock. Don’t believe me? Check my website. [+10] u/aa73gc: Lol Burry wrote a whole manifesto on gamestock, got a bunch of regards to subscribe to his stack then rug pulled. Classic [+9] u/Tay_Tay86: he had to be drunk or high for that interview. i don't see any other explanation. [+9] u/ajibtunes: Hate this met gala bs [+8] u/Kickboy21: a lot of scammers tryna send me messages and emails about my robinhood account lately 🫩 [+8] u/Discount_LionSafari: If you're a video game store CEO offering to buy the entirety of eBay, with no plan at all, you might be a regard. [+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Time to buy two copies of GTA 3, and duct tape them together [+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #half stock half cash half website half brain [+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: You idiots don't know anything. [+6] u/LossMax: I honestly don't think I could ever make enough money to be truly happy with it. Gambling addiction is a sick fuck [+6] u/jayxmor: tards will continue to short intel and get rekted LMAO [+6] u/Mission_Curve2590: $INTC is a $5T stock isn't it? [+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: Had some meta calls this morning turn sideways when it dropped. Sold off the 607.50 calls for a big loss. Let my 605’s run. Less than 5 minutes later it’s up to 610 and wouldn’t have lost money on those 607.50’s Lame. As. Fuck. [+6] u/FutureBill: Bulls go to Hooters for the food [+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: After today's crash tomorrow will certainly be green [+6] u/llasar17: Everything reminds me of her [+6] u/aa73gc: How can I turn 12b into 56b by the end of the week? Asking for a friend [+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: it's comment's like these that keep a guy coming back [+5] u/1BigPidgeon: Leather jacket theory [+5] u/sykotrades: Stupid bears will never learn war was priced in weeks ago [+5] u/unanymous2288: I’m officially on the drone list. [+5] u/Relative_Acadia2125: best decisions are made during this time [+5] u/riverpirate2: Not looking good for NBIS bears [+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: It’s getting too bullish in here 🫵👁️👄👁️ [+5] u/No_Stand5622: According to palantir, ber has a social score of 0. [+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Apparently PINS cures cancer. Who knew [+5] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Is it finally time to get bearish on QQQ for a reversal, or was this just a small war headline pullback today? [+5] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in [+5] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Advanced money distributor [+5] u/shaboid: I'm buying a house tomorrow that is right at the absolute top of our price range. Good idea? I guess time will tell. [+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Taco Tuesday on cinco de drinko, can’t go tits up [+5] u/plzplzplztendies: Bruh $25 for an adult happy meal is crazy work. [+11] u/Spy300: >The U.S. Treasury is currently "tailing" almost every major auction. The market is internally bleeding, and the only reason yields aren't 10% is that the Primary Dealers (backed by the Fed) are force-feeding themselves the ledger. 😬 [+11] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: If you haven't watched the Cohen interview you are missing out .. Absolutely bonkers [+10] u/beerstearns: Despite Iranian efforts I have SUCCESSFULLY NAVIGATED THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ using my finger on google maps [+10] u/Iamgonge: that's how i met my wife [+10] u/timetopractice: Extreme fuck your puts mode [+8] u/tinydisaster: 79B to 189B spending treasury estimate for q2? Oof bonds aren’t going to like that . [+8] u/zNatural: Cohen is a fucking moron [+8] u/SilverPrivateer: Ryan Cohen and Michael Saylor pairing together to create pokemon packs which can be redeemed for bitcoin [+8] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: This market is running on vibes. [+8] u/PooPooPointBoiz: FML, are my SPY puts cooked tomorrow? I was already down over a grand on them at close today. [+8] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Intel rallying due to a potential Apple partnership...  so we're just back to the early 2000s news cycle at this point eh? [+7] u/thegx7: Nvda up 210 by Friday plz I dont want to go back to Wendy's [+7] u/Tommyd023: Intc is forming an uncircumcised penis pattern on the 1m after hours [+7] u/DriftWoodBarrel: So who violated the ceasefire first? Why do the media make confusing headlines? [+7] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: Ryan Cohen could not handle those cannons. [+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: How the fuck does SPY just keep creeping upwards on the overnight chart? My puts are fucked dude. They closed over a grand in the red. How tf is SPY just grinding up??? [+7] u/McClintockC: How do I buy shares of MySpace [+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Once they offer klarna at the pump is when I liquidate everything [+6] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: I don't understand your question [+6] u/calgary_db: Salsa verde on my TACO Tuesday. LETS GO [+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: My third leg is injured [+6] u/Money_Term8366: This thread is once again discovering that stocks go up [+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: There is only a handful of people I trust with my money. Elon Musk, Michael Burry, Ryan Cohen, Jim Cramer, and Cathie Wood [+6] u/Vlisa: RIP market tomorrow. Just screenshotted my port and didn't realize gains. [+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: You're making me harder than a two job, single mom's daily routine [+5] u/annoyed_meows: 1/3 would say thank you sir [+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Great, now use AI to dig and data centers to extract oil [+5] u/jerome-yellen: Any suggestions for a quick 10x? Need to buy a new car [+5] u/Jabroni_16: Hope you all bought $PFE calls. Tomorrow shall be interesting 👅👅 [+5] u/IntellectualRetarded: Faceripper day incoming [+5] u/le_pedal: vocal minority of basement dwellers post doom in here [+5] u/Anchises1: People keep living and Americans keep spending money [+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: My wife asked me how we're going to feed our children since I lost all our money on the $POET rugging. I told her - Half cash. Half Stock. [+5] u/AdOk3638: Intc 150 eow, 250 eom. Blessed be Allah, Inshallah! [+5] u/alfred250: 3x Short Ryan Cohen forever etf please [+5] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Did you read the website? [+5] u/skymagic: Monday night threads are the *absolute* worst 😤 [+5] u/Dbestinvest: Just got home...that was the dumbest interview EVER!!! [+19] u/synthetic350: “Yall are so dumb shouldve listened to me about __ stock” *clicks profile* *posts hidden* Ah [+11] u/jazzgrackle: Thinking a stock will go down because it’s at ATH is like thinking people will stop eating at a restaurant because it got a Michelin star. [+9] u/Fearless-Mongoose566: I guess Iran shooting us warships is boolish for the market. [+9] u/kumako10: I started options trading a little over a year ago. I am yet to be positive [+7] u/jijitalk: KEEP MY STOCKS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH [+7] u/SuffiecientSapian: My day job at the bank is getting in the way of my day trading :/ [+6] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: Behind every angry woman is a dipshit who has no fuckin' idea what he did. [+6] u/fire_alarmist: They are literally explaining leveraged ETF's and options , leaps, time decay, levered ETF's reseting daily in the explainlikeImfive subreddit. The top is so insanely in its unreal. Its never been more in. It doesnt matter what you think you know that gives you edge, literal idiots are piling into levered etfs and everyone knows about how they work. YOU DONT HAVE EDGE, YOU ARE EXIT LIQUIDITY IN THE PONZI SCHEME. ENJOY THE BAIT ALL THE WAY UNTIL THE -25% OVERNIGHT SESH! [+6] u/BecomingSavior: Feels like another put day an hour after open. [+6] u/legible_print: Man, Ryan Cohen. Someone needs to tell him that the strippers are basically paid to act like they like him. [+6] u/Suavecore_: WMT 3x'd since 2023. That's crazy man [+6] u/Separate_Fold5168: self love is important! [+5] u/bullrfuk: bers piss me off😡😡😡😡 [+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: lmao bers in complete shambles [+5] u/Salt_Contract342: Red week until some green late Thursday, Friday opens red, and flat by end of day. S&P will be up 2.3% EOW overall. Mark it. [+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: According to AAA Wisconsin, the average price for a gallon of diesel is $5.66. One year ago, the price for diesel was $3.20. The previous record was set June 25, 2022, when diesel hit an average price in Wisconsin of $5.52. [+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: How many here can't sleep? [+5] u/Mahrez-: Advance Money Destroyer [+5] u/tastyfreeeze69: I fucking hate Palantir I said I wasn’t gonna do it and I did it anyways these fucking cucks can’t ever make me money [+5] u/Practical-Health3455: What a boring day! 🥱 [+5] u/toost1cky: TripleLingo ipo in 3 months DUOL is done for [+19] u/Funny_Story2759: ryan cohen put his cock on the table on cnbc and told everyone its 12inches and they said from the looks of it its 6 inches ryan. where is the other 6 inches? HE SAID ITS ON THE WEBSITE. Lol wut [+11] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: We’ve had a half decade and more of regarded conspiracies about behind the scenes moves that RC has been making, only to find out that then genius plan is to try to buy a $52B company with a half off coupon. [+9] u/Nagalavonpelt: Mango 🥭 threatening to destroy the whole Iran civilisation if an American ship is hit  Sounds bullish [+9] u/aioliravioli: *It's on the website* [+7] u/OrangMiskin: If NVDA and MSFT don’t pump today, I’m gonna goon again. [+7] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers, we’re getting a pump no matter what [+7] u/elpresidentedeljunta: You sound like someone who is not getting rich. [+6] u/Chlo-Motion: SNDK 2025 IPO price: $38.50 SNDK 2027 Q1 estimated EPS: $38.68 lmao [+6] u/tesseramous: The year is 2030. Trump is still in office. It is now against the law for the market to have a red day. As soon as the market goes red, a circuit breaker flips and all sell orders are cancelled. Any persons selling more than 10 shares of a mag 7 stock stock must register in advance with the sec to declare their sale. They will then be given a place in line and all shares will be sold in a slow orderly fashion as to not crash the market. It may take up to 6 months for your turn to sell to come up. [+6] u/DarkR124: Made 83% in 12 minutes on SPY earlier today. My plan is to do that again each day and retire by summer. Thoughts? [+6] u/Anal_holocost: Can I get an m-word loicense? [+6] u/Iscratchmybutt: DUOL getting slaughtered after hours... how yall gonna learn espanol for your trip to Colombia [+5] u/NoFuckingValue: If Buffet was still alive he'd get a kick out of this eBay takeover bid [+5] u/CD274: ... There is such a chip shortage that Intel is selling flawed chips, that's part of why it's up? 😂 [+5] u/backcountryair: Coen brothers make a good movie [+5] u/throwAwayTeam3dAlpha: Strl just made millionaires when powl just fucked me [+5] u/farmerjoe007: I swear I remember nbis being $22 wtf [+5] u/Open_Obligation_1624: TACO bell day. mid term is here. free energy [+5] u/skin_flute_player: So when do these Spirit airplanes go to the public auction? If not, what about a slightly used flight attendant? [+5] u/UnicornMilking: That is the point of the post. Only retards are getting rich. They deserve to be punished into generational poverty for their greed. Filth. Absolute filthy gluttony. [+13] u/Knarre30: Oh i forgot. Ceasefire is super bullish but the end of a ceasefire/ escalation is also super bullish. Oil above 100$ is also super bullish. What an absolute 🤡 market [+12] u/NoodHigga69: Cant wait for this house of cards retarded market to collapse [+9] u/flipyfresh11: Every one ready for SNDK to pump an additional 10% today? ( I sold 90% of my holdings at 1050 ) [+9] u/cantgetthistowork: You dumb bears don't get it do you. The bulls aren't buying. It's you buying overpriced puts pricing in -2% on quiet days with only -0.2% moves means there's a LOT of buying from dealers who sold you those options. [+9] u/TreGet234: Semiconductors will truly never drop ever again. Demand is truly insatiable. This won't stop until there is an unprofitable data center in every neighbourhood in america. [+9] u/plugwalls: Market way too strong. Wtf [+8] u/AdCritical5383: #MAY THE RECORD SHOW THAT I AM SO THANKFUL FOR ALL THIS ENORMOUSLY BIG PEACE. [+8] u/Knarre30: Which drugs is Spy abusing to be this high? [+8] u/IntentionDeep651: whats next on vacation list ? Congo ? North korea? [+7] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: LMAO we're back to yesterday's open. ATH by close [+7] u/CursedClownz: Why do people bother shorting a ponzi? [+7] u/Any_Refrigerator2330: Hahaha, I'm Californian, $5 is pretty cheap [+6] u/dinglebarryb0nds: I bet he’s got a fish head wife [+6] u/taffy_laffy: **I CAN STAY BEAR LONGER THAN THE MARKET CAN STAY SOLVENT 😤** [+6] u/Altair82: ok NVDA this is your day [+6] u/After_Working_6499: Micron is about to be my first 10 bagger [+5] u/twenty_three_three: Bulls going to wake up one week and realize that the global energy markets do matter. But for their sanity, don't tell them now. I'm long on mental health facilities, so keep this train going as long as you can. Please. The more degenerates that choose not to off themselves and end up requiring healthcare the better. American markets in a nutshell. [+5] u/Sad_Conclusion_8715: what's the news? why is oil falling and stocks rising? [+5] u/ArcDogRob: Midwest and east coast regards don’t know the pain we do. Average here in Sonoma county is $6.34 as of today [+5] u/auronedge: The strait would open itself if we just left [+5] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Poor bears. Tomorrow we will make up today’s losses. [+5] u/BVVanceRefrigeration: AYO futes kinda grinding up rn [+5] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: seems we are just in the innings of the largest bubble in history, and trying to time the top is futile. up only until something breaks. could be in months!! [+16] u/IllustratorHour1618: **CNBC: Cramer defends AMD after downgrade: ‘This stock is going to go up much more’** **Oh No** [+13] u/Technical_Scallion_2: Watching semis and mem stocks feels like when I saw Silver at $100 and thought I should jump in [+13] u/LemurianAdvantage: Finally watched the Cohen CNBC interview. That's great television. [+12] u/hayleybts: Unbelievable I brought puts again, I'm so regarded [+11] u/Venice_LA: half cash, half cock [+11] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Remember everyone: The first move is fake The second move is gay I'm not actually sure about the third move because I've usually panic sold by that point. [+11] u/SuccessVisible6069: No crying in the casino [+10] u/patricktu1258: I think I lurk here too much and it really doesn’t help my performance. I really need to get the fuck out and just lock in. If you see me back in here again, I am cooked. [+9] u/Starkfault: What a great morning to own anything besides a failing video game thrift store [+8] u/MartianSpaceCat: The market just keeps on pumping with no end in sight. Bulls are buying up every single dip. I honestly have no words. [+8] u/BoomerSharkBoy: MU casually +5% everyday [+8] u/Starkfault: Half cash half stock It’s on the website I don’t understand [+8] u/puffinnbluffin: The apes are so retarded it’s crazy [+7] u/MartianSpaceCat: RIP Red Days 1792 - 2026 [+7] u/kairepaire: Today could be the greenest day we ever get in our lifetimes. [+7] u/BlazedRush: At this rate spy will have 150% YTD returns [+7] u/HomeHedgeFund: Avengers: Age of Micron [+7] u/imakesalotofmistakes: First Sailor comes out with his classic "we'll just refinance the debt"  now this clown wants to just "see what happens" about the 20 billion that he's missing for his supposed eBay buy.  CEO's are stupid [+7] u/ssaxamaphone: Bols r fuk today. Count on it [+7] u/el-art-seam: CNBC HEADLINE: Oil prices slide as new attacks in Strait of Hormuz threaten fragile U.S.-Iran ceasefire [+7] u/cannythecat: Is taco Tuesday being priced in already? [+7] u/Sufficient-Tie-8735: !Banbet ASTS $105 45d [+6] u/Kingmusk420: I’m become a MU millionaire. TYVM [+6] u/One-Variation-8939: BREAKING: RDDT's Steve Huffman offers to buy Amazon. He believes he can make it the eBay of Amazon's. [+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I miss Margin, I hope he calls me soon [+6] u/todddepri: Drugged up Ryan "i don't understand" Cohen might actually win the regard award this year. [+6] u/The_Juice_Gourd: 50% cash 50% high af [+6] u/Stmast: Because the dollar is monopoly money [+6] u/IllustratorHour1618: Part of me thinks this war ends with a deal where US buys Iranian oil for next 30 years [+6] u/MuchSuccess: I don’t understand MU [+5] u/Critical_Survey_975: Just when you think overnight puts are the move, not only are you wrong, but you are punished and beaten for it [+5] u/cardboard-junkie: Honestly i blame the fact my favourite color being red as the reason im a permabear. I wish i was normal and blue was my favourite. [+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: So Mr. Cohen can you tell us how you’re going to acquire ebay? “Naw” [+5] u/Dontlookimnaked: What happened to that guy that put like 300k into Duolingo [+5] u/GittingerFredl: If NVDA rises 1% each day from now on, it takes only 460 days for it to hold all capital that exists worldwide (according to UBS Global Wealth Report). Then we're out of money. Need to print more. Do with that information what you will. [+5] u/ggtfcjj: Memory stocks just starting? [+5] u/gomper: Man fuck Alex karp and his fucked up hair [+5] u/Nudge55: Any of you banking all of his live savings on the stock market to try to survive losing their job to AI in the next 5 years? It’s this or the morgue for me. [+5] u/Redditfortheloss: 15% implied vol so idk man [+10] u/Dry_Ball2539: Euros did. We pump every day until you guys wake up. [+9] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: Abusing my mod privileges because u/OSRSKarma can't ban me https://preview.redd.it/1bn0d2h1wazg1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c4af137efabbb16bf28cf1f3c83e2f86b8a2caf [+9] u/wallstreetdiva37: Open the daily thread you crazy bastards!!! [+7] u/gamersEmpire: Imagine investing in literal satan LMAO🤌 [+7] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Irrational exuberance [+6] u/mks_csw: 50% autistic 50% regarded [+6] u/heartbleed_hack: Someone really doesnt want futes going over 7245, given I have calls it’s my nemesis [+6] u/kingkongsdingdong420: Hurmurz is a problem for future europe. Today europe is golden. Buy buy buy [+6] u/cloudsofgrey: Full porting MU a month ago [+5] u/Frequent-Nature-630: Today im gonna cover my lunch half cash half stock [+5] u/BFox1982: Sometimes I think about how fat I'd be if I were a walrus. [+5] u/Appropriate_Win1362: Calls on everything? [+5] u/socrates4eva: TACO Tuesday on Cinco de Mayo, we’re pumping [+5] u/No-Pressure7783: Man I think I‘m gonna close my SOUN Calls. [+5] u/lococommotion: I fought the Nana and the… Nana won [+5] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: Did crazy man Karp already speak on PLTR earnings call? [+5] u/Gloomy_Necesary: I full ported MU at 460 like a week and a half ago and panic sold when it went up 1% in genuinely regarded [+5] u/r0n224: Any idea why europe markets are pumping so much? [+5] u/Dear-Hair5834: I’m never buying puts ever again. I was a ber majority of the time and lost money, I start to buy calls and made so much money and of course the one day I buy puts futes is futing 🤦‍♂️ [+5] u/SmoothFlan0: Stock literally always go up [+5] u/OrganicSong2660: Why did I paperhabd MUU at 166…….