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[+35] u/Apple2o: OPEN THE CANNONS YOU FISH HEADS
[+24] u/stonksf: You SOUN tards might print, Cramer said he can't be in it lmfao I might need a position here
[+23] u/rainbowkitty077: May the 4th be with you
[+20] u/bobby_stackz: This has felt like the longest weekend ever
[+18] u/mtnrnnr802: OPEN THE CASINO YOU BITCH
[+18] u/Miles-OBrien: Buying a shit ton of gamestop at 8:00pm
[+17] u/Coogiez: Buying 100k worth of game cock at 8 pm
[+16] u/S0Anon: major pumping tomorrow
[+15] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Bibis gonna fuck up bulls tomorrow
[+15] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: 1 hour 27 minutes until life has meaning again 🧘♂️
[+14] u/neverturndownagain: If you bought $ASTS in january you would be down -50% now 🤷♂️🚀
[+13] u/SeaFill7604: If the SOUN squeeze is real I’m gonna be rich
[+13] u/stonksf: Bruh my autism got me the 1% commenter badge wtf
[+13] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I can't believe how much the markets will go up this week. Bers r fuk.
[+13] u/Solid-Season9984: Prolly blaze up and watch a classic starwars 🤷♂️
[+12] u/sorbetluver: I should’ve gone to the casino by myself for my birthday. Clubbing blows.
[+12] u/Aware_Secret_8910: The affordability crisis is getting so bad. Back in the days I was able to buy a lot of SNDK stocks. Now? Around 30x less.
People are starving.
[+12] u/CardiologistEqual336: it’s too bullish in here, i’m scared
[+11] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/StraitOfHummus made a bet that SPY would go to 555.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 655.912 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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[+11] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Lmao dollar losing 0.2%. This means tomorrow oil crashes and bers suck cocks
[+11] u/youdirtyhoe: I wanna see the fish head wife..
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #I predict that tomorrow will be Monday LMAO🤌
[+10] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Hopefully watch SOUN squeeze to the moon
[+10] u/Andrewshwap: Soundhound for the win
[+10] u/Blumentopf99: Gameshire Stopaway it is
[+9] u/Dbestinvest: Just trying to get through this semester..then…3 more classes and I have a Master Degree
[+9] u/TreGet234: Feeling bullish af for tommorow and may as a whole.
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **FIRE THE CANNONS!!!**
[+9] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: My moves tomorrow are the fetal position after once again seeing my port drop
[+9] u/thebiggercat: Reddit gotta rip sometime soon. For all the FUD about insider selling it's actually extremely closely held with two investors owning basically half the stock. Shorts gotta be looking to cover soon since the Bear thesis seems disproven which should cause some upward pressure
[+9] u/UrekMazino153: btc pumping pre market, tomorrow will be so bullish. spy will go crazy.
[+9] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Another 1% day tomorrow it seems.
[+8] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: NEW ATH INCOMING. FK, I WISH I COULD CONTINUE BEING A BEAR. BUT BROKE ASS BITCHES DONT MAKE MONEY.
[+8] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Market is an impossible, forever war for bears.
[+8] u/NectarineFree1330: Tomorrow the market will be green
Moves
CRM
NOW
PFE
NVO
[+8] u/stonksf: I bought Intel at 100 a share Friday AMA
[+8] u/ArtisticFrame5790: Made some money on SOUN calls at $15ish last fall. Back on my radar with all the posts. Will be looking at that tomorrow
[+8] u/PrivateMattersHelp: How do yall feel about $SOUN? Thinking of buying some lotto calls just in case for a quick profit
[+8] u/captain_casino: I swear this weekend has been 5 days long
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+8] u/swampassOG: Ryan Cohen wouldn't lie to me
[+8] u/NotMe357: "TACO: US effort to free up ships in Strait of Hormuz will begin Monday morning, Middle East time."
Bear!!!!
[+8] u/Upstairs_Ad9586: starting a whole plan to get the ships out of the gulf just indicates that this thing will go on longer not shorter
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 730c tomorrow … don’t fuk this up 🌮
[+8] u/dreamer_Neet: Open the fucking casino you crazy bastards
[+7] u/dylanx5150: I'm gonna ride RDDT to 200 this week.
[+7] u/InkoBird: Waiting for $RDDT to hit $220. Then I swear I'll never touch my Fidelity app again.
[+7] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Okay so we expecting 🌽 dump by like 9pm?
[+7] u/TheMeta40k: Basically chilling next week. Going backpacking and not worrying about trading.
[+7] u/Vinyl_Agenda: SOUN gamma squeeze hehe
[+7] u/Open-Lifeguard-3206: I keep shorting Intel and getting 🍇 d
[+7] u/OK_Computer10101: Monday morning Coffee & Cannons… just another great day at JP
[+7] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I’m afraid weekend activities will not produce enough dopamine secretion in the brain of an extremely degenerate person
[+7] u/AdOk3638: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+7] u/btoned: why won't Zuck just announce a 10:1 split and slingshot META to 1000. It's literally BULLETPROOF.
[+7] u/WooWheee: looks like SOUN is OPEN from last year? So bull run straight up til the end of the year then fucked by white house man in march again?
Something feels familiar
[+7] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: Common core math is pure retardation. It's probably the reason out country is going to shit.
[+7] u/trollboter: I bought Soun and I don't know why. I don't make the rules I just follow the momentum
[+7] u/KodiakBlackIsBack: is there even a war anymore??????
[+7] u/schwalbatros: Btc heralding the end of the war
[+6] u/OnlyBols: Warren buffet is 95? He's just a kid
[+6] u/TeslaLeafBlower: !banbet TSLA 420 24h
[+6] u/shindiggaa: Lose money and continue to apply to JPM
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Sitting at a full bar. People still got money
[+6] u/swampassOG: How do we profit from the trading card market collapsing?
[+6] u/Capable_Desk3544: stonks........................................................................................................
[+6] u/Capable_Desk3544: stonks only go up there i said it
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Lmao bois just ran into an old fling while on a run and she said I’ll text you sometime haha. Game on.
[+6] u/NoProfessional4650: God I hate the weekends lmao 😂. OPEN THE CASINO
[+6] u/MoodClassic6730: You could be free yet you choose to be here.
[+6] u/moorhound: Pro tip: you can humble even the baddest of baddies by going into her bathroom, lifting the toilet seat, and pointing out all the doodoo splatters. They never lift the toilet seat so they never even know, and most hot chicks don't eat fiber
[+6] u/Shnacks: Believe it or not, calls.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #"I am sorry that you are offended" is not an apology LMAO🤌
[+6] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: I have PTSD from blowing up my portfolio 7 times
[+6] u/UrekMazino153: congratz to the big balls who hold calls overnight, tomorrow spy will go parabolic
[+6] u/BrilliantCare8875: Arsonist putting out the fire
[+6] u/tika_dengu: Believe it or not, cannons.
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: Strait is open, bers fucked
[+6] u/csr8765: Looking like a +2% day tomorrow
[+6] u/tocinoman: Currently down 20% on NVDA. We're gonna see a huge rally over the next two weeks. Everyone else will make big money. I will break even. It's the law
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: I’m so early I can smell the ber’s fear of futures
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: big red american lost century "fuck you" -99% candle will arrive once the last wsb ber has folded.
[+5] u/bandofshepherds: It’s not sexy, it’s not a 10 X proposition, but I strongly suspect a steady 10 to 20% gain in MSFT over the next two months
[+5] u/Particular_Tiger881: INTC 120 by end of week, AMD will be a massive beat and INTC higher
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Air fryer might be the greatest invention ever
[+5] u/Ble_h: I need this Buffet guy to drop his 400 billion into SPY tomorrow.
[+5] u/Tigulla_SRT24: Full fort AMD puts ?
[+5] u/jonneh: *“You could parachute him into an island full of cannibals and come back in five years and he’d be the king.”*
*—* Paul Graham on Sam Altman
[+5] u/lmaoubadd: I trimmed my pp hairs
[+5] u/stonksf: Can't wait to enter some longs Monday to sell them 10 hours later
[+5] u/natures3: Just buy LLY, hold until the inevitable 2x
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: Everyday this Iran war fiasco goes on the more likely our Middle Eastern allies are gonna dump the US petrodollar and consider shit like Chinese Yuan for their oil sales. When that happens the US economy house of cards all breaks down.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Weekend futes calm for the first time in 60 days LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/ApprehensiveUse9593: $SOUN is actually the move. Volume spike from Friday + FOMO will meme this thing, I loaded up boys 🚀
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I haven't seen any world ending news from the bears. What's going on? I demand world ending paragraphs that are wrong 100% of the time.
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship, spreading rapidly
\> ship (MV Hondius) owned by Oceanwide Expeditions which goes into far off places in antarctic and arctic
\> ship returning from Argentina going towards Cape Verde
source: [https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0294829ndo](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0294829ndo)
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Too bearish in here, calls it is for tmr!
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Sun Tzu - Trader is only profitable when he knows when to trade and when to not.
[+5] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I saw all these comments about 🌽pumping thinking it was in the 80s heading for the 90s.
Check price. $78.9k. A big pump from $78.7K.
[+5] u/ButtExterminator: Was gonna buy calls but crazy bullish in here
[+22] u/jeanx22: "Israeli officials tell Channel 14 that resuming fighting against Iran is a 'necessity' and a question of 'when'."
Bol will downvote this.
It's okey.
[+20] u/Marshmallowmind2: Year 2050
🥭 Jr : Were having very positive discussions with Iran
[+19] u/whomakesthetendies: Guess what. 🥭 Likes to lie.
[+16] u/MakeResonableChoices: Is this a good place to learn about investing?
[+16] u/uncsucks: Lol Iran gonna start shooting at the US naval escorts - good luck with that
[+16] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I can’t wait until futures open and the market is down and bulls are fucked again for the 300th time this year until the actual market opens
[+15] u/alemorg: Trumps annoucement a few minutes ago is cover for the beginning of another operation. They will be striked and then we have plausible reason to resume military operations
Edit: he is claiming it is a humanitarian operation which wouldn’t violate that 60 day limit he has. Then we will get striked and have valid reason to restart war. Israeli news has been saying they doubt a deal will be reached and war will resume. I’ve also heard news the blockade will last for months meaning high af oil prices.
[+14] u/ConstantSpace5809: Iran laid more mines yesterday, so good luck getting any ships out.
[+13] u/kim82352: > US will begin guiding some ships that aren’t involved in the Iran conflict out through the Strait of Hormuz starting Monday.
it is "guiding" not "escorting"
[+12] u/Karl-Levin: Rule if thumb: If Trump says Iran or anyone agreed to something, they did not. Absolutely not.
[+12] u/vCharged: Rumors: part of the deal w/ Iran - they must invest 500 billion in INTC
[+12] u/Slow-Information-847: Somebody posted in X at 5pm Friday, an account with 100% win rate shorted $23 million S&P500 in future market 10 mins before market close. and attached Barron's face in the post
[+12] u/whomakesthetendies: This is literally an escalation and you are all bullish
[+12] u/kim82352: > ... we have told these Countries that we will guide their Ships safely out of these restricted Waterways, so that they can freely and ably get on with their business.
are those countries in the room with us right now ?
[+12] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: I work 12 hours straight
You work 12 hours gay
We are not the same
[+12] u/Mettabreaks: So Mangoe is just forcibly sending ships as escorts down the strait? Saying "we're fucking doing this and if you don't open your mouths and suck me, come attack us". Yeah...this is 100% forcing them to start the aggression. I don't see how this goes up tomorrow so calls it is
[+12] u/CharmingSoil: Transparently a provocation. Let's see how it goes.
[+11] u/Haikoe: Talks going great again
[+11] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: its crazy we have just 1 hr before we find out if ber is fuk or ber is fuk
[+11] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: I was promised a ground invasion this weekend and all I got was my poots decimated
[+11] u/kenathen: put on vegas. what is the point to go Vegas when you can just option fun at home
[+11] u/InitialPsychology731: If we keep this up we're gonna short squeeze the whole S&P
[+10] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Imagine thinking forcefully trying to escort ships through the straight is going to end in anything else but an escalation lmao.
[+10] u/natalie_merchant_fan: Fake futes pumping and fake oil dumping on a tweet that doesn't even appear bullish.
[+10] u/JusticeBrennanBurner: Is this not just confirmation that war is back on because Iran would have to massively pussy out and lose all of their leverage if they accept this
[+10] u/A_Credo: Iran already sending boats into the Strait. Dropping more mines.
This will be the shortest lived Trump pump ever.
[+9] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Well this is how 🥭 is going to get by the 60 day thing, sending us ships right into the crucible will get him his ground invasion.
[+9] u/stonkguyy: Need to make 20k tomorrow bad
[+9] u/severed02: No fertilizer = no food. They’ll be slipping ozempic in the water supply by summer’s end.
[+9] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Fake weekend oil below $100, fake weekend bears in shambles.
[+9] u/AxemanFromMA: #full port SOUN shares for the squeeze 💎🚀
[+9] u/whomakesthetendies: War going to restart tomorrow, cool
[+8] u/Madsen13140: Kind reminder we live in a " open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards!" kind of world
[+8] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: remember when tweets used to be 1-2 sentences max?
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: 🥭 always looks like he’s holding in a few poots
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: r/stocks \+30% body fat = r/wallstreetbets
[+8] u/dopeadult: it’s crazy that most cannabis delivery services are so ass
like yeah we get it you smoke weed too, does not mean you have to suck at your job
[+8] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Who wrote that? cuz it wasn’t 🥭 man
[+8] u/Haikoe: GUYS CANT YOU SEE TALKS ARE GOING WELL? JUST FUCKING BUY, THE ALGOS DEMAND IT
[+8] u/A_Credo: Trump: We will escort ships through the Strait
Iran: Naw brah, you won't
Friendly ships: Yaaaaaa, we ain't gonna risk it.
[+8] u/Sick0h: By my count the Strait is now 8000 miles wide. Has been opened more than ber anoos.
[+8] u/Icommandyou: Literally no point in being a ber, cannot fight against US treasury and billionaires
[+8] u/Quick-Ad1830: Hi, may I take your order?
Hi, how can I help you today?
Good morning, what can I get started for you today?
Good day! What would you like to order?
Practicing
[+8] u/No-Put2311: Which tanker is gonna be the first Guinea pig for operation Freedom?
[+8] u/pinghing: US Navy will escort ships through strait by thoughts and prayers 🙏
[+8] u/StocksStormTrooper: **Raging bullishness to continue AMZN, MSFT, GOOG, META, and ORCL** are spending **$700B on Ai this year.**
[+8] u/GoingDownUnderInSEA: How do people know there is aSqueeze for SOUN?
[+8] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers enjoying their last 18 minutes of happiness
[+8] u/Alternative-Set3147: We got the hentai virus before GTA 6
[+8] u/DesticularDorsion: Hopefully with that tweet everyone can see the situation is getting desperate. Don't act like the decision makers are capable of humanitarianism.
[+8] u/RagingBearBull: project freedom sound bullish.
I think everything is bullish.
War, bullish.
Putting people in capsules to power datacenters, bullish.
Gas at $15 in texas, bullish.
Giving up on life, and signing your life away to be placed in a capsul to power a datacenter, bullish!!!
[+7] u/jijitalk: I made it boys. Top 1% commenter. Regarded badge acquired.
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: TRUMP: HAVING VERY POSITIVE DISCUSSIONS WITH IRAN
SPY $750 BY EOW
[+7] u/Separate_Asparagus94: Trump trying to force boats through isn’t bullish. It means war is resuming. Iran is going to fight back and ceasefire will be 😠
[+7] u/Madsen13140: Switzerland gotta be the most overrated country. What a depressing shithole. Gimme some southern France instead
[+7] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: What happens when you mix Freedom with Epic Fury? Epically furious freedom? Freely epic fury? Furious free epicness?
[+7] u/PinealTone: Iran is just going to put some bullet holes in those tankers ignoring our Navy escorting ships.
And those tankers are not going to risk crossing as they are very slow.
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: Asked Lorna where she’s from and she said Idaho. I said I know, but where are you from
[+7] u/Unemployable1593: bulls wipe back to front
[+7] u/zslszh: Believe it or not MU calls
[+7] u/No-Put2311: Just need a -0.5% “pullback” and I will fullport MU
[+7] u/mangofruitdude: Still in the top 1% comments. I guess one more week of losing money lmao
[+7] u/Bitter-Heat-8767: Calls on afternoon naps
[+7] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: Justice for Asian Cannons!!!
[+7] u/sjjjjjjmmmmm: Shreks dick incoming
[+7] u/Throwaway_biglaw: Project freedom more like project expensivedumb! Amateurject expensivesub!
[+7] u/spectra444: 🌽 just got rocked lmao
[+7] u/spectra444: OPEN THE CASINOOOOOO (seriously I am so bored and life is meaningless from Friday 4pm-Sunday 6pm)
[+7] u/justlosinmoney: OPEN YOUR WALLETS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+7] u/Special_Attitude8471: tell them you shit your pants and you need to go to the restroom
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: No, the bot decided to spare you from this dumb bet
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: SoundHound is just a stupid name for a company.
[+6] u/Snowman33001: This has gone on long enough.
I’m going to attempt a hostile takeover of the IRGC.
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: # “I don’t feel comfortable signalling that a rate cut is in the cards. You know, we might be in worse scenarios, we might have to go the other direction,” - Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis Neel Kashkari
Sounds bullish.
[+6] u/QuantumBuddha999: Sndk 1,300 this week and intel 105
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: Do you ever come across a comment in wsb you think "god that's funny. He's on my wavelength" before realising you wrote that 5 minutes ago
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: Will Iran have time to deny it before futures open?
[+6] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: BERS LMFAOOOOO
sorry just practicing
[+6] u/nickyno1: Who is looking at $SOUN, i keep seeing people shilling it
[+6] u/dontslambro: Let me guess. Another green week of like 2-3%
[+6] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Bers getting sent to hell tn
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: If you are a bear you greatly underestimate the manipulation and power of big money
[+6] u/Life-Industry-1131: Wait a minute Palantir isn’t at ATH ? Calls
[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: We need more bears here so Tuesday is not red
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: I know 24/7 trading is bad for retail, but i still long for the futes during weekends
[+6] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: Weekend futures up %.56 on snp
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Bers, are you ready to be made extinct tomorrow?
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: wendys going to soon announce they will be converting their under performing stores into AI datacenters
[+6] u/j1022: I think $SOUN is going to do some wild shit next week. Expecting a major short squeeze come monday leading up to and after the earnings. The shorts have 4 days to cover with barrow rate at 65% and 40% short interest.
[+6] u/LongNVDA: Bet your gf doesn’t have these cannons
[+6] u/paradise_costs: OPEN THE CASINO!!!!!!!!
[+5] u/ggtfcjj: Memory stocks just getting started
[+5] u/CMTTrader: It’s a bad time to be poor in America
[+5] u/aew2019: Believe it or not, praise be Allah.
[+5] u/FuckElonMuskkk: Okay. I givr up. Im finally going 100% bull. Will never touch a put again
[+5] u/calculussmash: Oh look buttcorn rejected 79k for the 87th time
[+5] u/jer72981m: SNAP has to jump 30% for no reason this week. It’s almost guaranteed
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: You think Lorna’s cumming to office tomorrow?
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: I spent about 3 hours today downloading music and playing in on Winamp. Except someone remade it and it is basically identical called WACUP. There seems to be old versions of Winamp as well but this is pretty cool, very nostalgic, playing godsmack and limp bizkit and Eminem
https://www.reddit.com/r/WACUP/s/U2380oavDd
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: So the us couldn't protect the few amount of bases they had hundreds of miles from Iran and soldiers died but they will be able escort hundreds of ships? I bet insurance companies say no.
[+5] u/TieDependent3180: I would like to remind everyone to NEVER take ticker advice from reddit EVER. Literally just don’t, whether they’re correct or not
[+5] u/ConstantAd1: Feeling bullish about the Wendy's earnings, given how often it gets mentioned here it must be popular
[+5] u/cannythecat: Help me america step bro i'm stuck in the strait
[+5] u/ConstantAd1: Don't forget to say thank you to your AI chatbot, they'll remember it when the war starts
[+5] u/Celticsmoneyline: pre-futes looking good
[+5] u/LeDoohickey: One fish, two fish, Hootie and the blowfish
[+5] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: I think the Operation should have had a more creative name, something like "Epic Enema" or "Ship Ejector"
[+5] u/EnginrA: I gave her mind-blowing pleasure
She’s resting now…
[+5] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+5] u/kma4ek: OPEN THE CASINO!!!!!!!!
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Got about $1.6k, gonna grow into nvda weeklies and see where it goes (probably to exactly $0.00)
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Due to a new job I will not be able to monitor the situation tomorrow and thus will probably not lose money for a change
[+19] u/AmeriMan2: Too bullish in here
Im gonna buy calls this week anyway. This market is retarded
[+18] u/Comfortable733: Vibe trading is way more profitable than using my head
[+15] u/CurrentRoutine7392: BREAKING NEWS -
Iranian Spokesperson Dr. Seyed Mohammad Marandi, said "No ships will be allowed to exit the Persian Gulf without permission from the Iranian armed forces. Only a fool would attempt to ignore an Iranian warning."
[+15] u/MadDabbed: Burning your money to stay warm instead of paying the heat bill, nice.
[+13] u/CEOofBeanz: The AI rally is going to absolutely rip and become the biggest bubble in the history of financial bubbles. There is a huge impending fear of this being the last opportunity to get rich before full blown AI autonomy
[+13] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: PREMARKET OPENS AT ATH.
AGAIN.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
[+13] u/MooseyGoosey69: Futes are fake but I look anyway
[+13] u/beerstearns: Just broke the news to my kids that their mother and I are getting a divorce. Tough conversation. Tried to blame it all on them but they know its because I blew their college fund on 0dtes.
[+13] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Sell everything, it's fucking over
[+12] u/Joey-Cap: Wife left with kids for a week
Finally I can be alone with my tru love...the 1 minute candle
[+12] u/Club-Loud: DONT YOU WORRY BROTHERS, I AM MONITORING THE SITUATION
[+12] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Bad news = Gap up at open lmao.
[+12] u/ddrsdght: Operation keyboard warrior
[+11] u/KittyLover-7: Bers 😭😭
This thing is going straight to 7400-7500 till we get a meaningful pullback
[+11] u/Individual_Error_428: How the fuck is the market green
[+11] u/Vort3x7689: Referring to project freedom
“It doesn’t currently involve U.S. Navy warships escorting vessels through the strait, the official said.” -from WSJ
What?
[+11] u/elbalti77: Sirens heard in northern Israel
[+10] u/Dear-Hair5834: 0DTE boys, tomorrow may we all become rich except for the the gey bers!!!!
[+10] u/dralva: Just realized I hold physical copper. It’s in the wall of my house.
[+10] u/Nysyk: dum bol comments had me thinking it was +1% minimum, i want whatever they're smoking
[+10] u/SomePolack: Reports of bears gathering in large numbers
[+9] u/Suavecore_: People be watching overnight and fute charts as if the 5 minutes before and after market open doesn't completely change everything every time
[+9] u/michaelis999: too bullish in here, looks like we're dumping
[+9] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #men why are u not working on your prostate massage male g spot skills ?
[+9] u/Creative-Package6213: Gas is $.30 away from $5/ gallon here and we'll still be up %1.5 tomorrow...😂
[+9] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Iran could deploy a nuke and I would still buy calls.
[+9] u/WailingWarbler: I think theyre planning on ignoring iran's threats and see how it goes
[+8] u/Kind-Recognition4528: holy shit almost time for futes
[+8] u/PosterOfReddit: here we go!
\_\_\_\_\_ r fuk
[+8] u/Castopliani: Who's ready for Epic Fury 2: Now with 600% less fury?
[+8] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: 🥭 has a new offer from Iran so you know what that means ....
^(it's a lie but market go up anyway)
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: So bullish news is good news and bad news is bullish news
[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: oil is still the play.
Always was
[+8] u/neaturee: Suck those cannons you crazy bastards
[+8] u/DressPrestigious7088: There’s a reason why they say “sell in May, go away”.
[+8] u/justanaveragejoe520: Project freedom. Just another pump scheme, but as long as the pumper in chief is in office calls baby
[+8] u/haroldped1: With the price of airline fuel sky rocking, I am glad I have most of my money in a budget airline - Go Spirit!
[+7] u/Snoo_78242: I lose brain cells every time I read the comments on this post
[+7] u/Noble_Bastard: The strait is open. The casino is about to open. Ber butthole got next.
[+7] u/__nameless____: So, USO calls again?
[+7] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: 😳 is wrong with the futures
[+7] u/Neemzeh: Holy shit futes. Bers utterly eviscerated lmao. Lmfao even
[+7] u/kinkyhentai69: Spy gonna be up tmr 😂😂😂
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: We’re almost at the halfway point so I figured I’d include a list of the stocks the WSB subreddit has been most bullish on based on the annual “most bullish stocks” post we do at the beginning of the year
Top 10:
1. ASTS
2. RKLB
3. GOOGL / GOOG
4. AMZN
5. NBIS
6. RDDT
7. MU
8. IREN
9. TSLA
10. PLTR
ASTS should just change their ticker to ASS at this point
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1q0ga2t/your\_2026\_wsb\_index\_the\_top10\_stocks\_for\_2026\_as/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1q0ga2t/your_2026_wsb_index_the_top10_stocks_for_2026_as/)
[+7] u/omjagvarensked: Well a cargo ship just got shot up in the strait... Guess we calls?
[+7] u/fuck_zebster: Oil down -.85% spy up 2% tomorrow ?
[+7] u/jmc774: Full port full margin spy calls. Can't lose
[+7] u/Ok_Winner9825: Fuck you guys I still care about oil
[+7] u/disrepaired: I’m interested to see what gamecock will do with the hostile takeover
[+7] u/Ok-Piano8789: we havent sent a ship within 100 mi of hormuz, we arent escorting a damn thing any time soon lol
[+6] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #17,000 people lost there jobs at spirit airlines closing and now may become only phans content anoos creators
[+6] u/borkdpasito: Market has lost trust in 🥭. His tweet would’ve crashed oil 10% a month ago
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Bears literally can't win
[+6] u/ultrachem: Judging by the bond market and the increasing yields, I'd say SHORT USD
[+6] u/ProudPeak3570: mango made red days illegal
[+6] u/ultrachem: Silver and gold before the inevitable fall of the USD
[+6] u/Totallycomputername: I dont care I'm plowing into Ebay tomorrow.
[+6] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: This market feels like it’s gonna have the mother of all rug pulls very soon maybe even starting tomorrow
[+6] u/I_am_Nerman: Makes sense why there are so many aerial refueling tankers in the air
[+6] u/Choice_Potato_6279: BTC gonna reach a new ATH this month catching up to M2 money supply.
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: C'mon futes, don't limp dick on us now
[+6] u/31andnotdone: i went ziplining today boys. am i 🌈
[+6] u/jda823: Oil prices aren't getting higher but they aren't going lower either.
[+6] u/SoothingWafer: FUTES UP 0.1% SHREK COCK INCOMING PIGFUCKERS
[+6] u/Dismal_Foundation784: It’s so bullish in here not a good sign fuk
[+6] u/UsernameTaken_123: AMD gonna go to 450 post earnings guaranteed
[+6] u/DressPrestigious7088: Tesla is going to free fall.
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: why is TSLA trading at a 400 PE with terrible financials and no growth...meanwhile all the other mag 7 have massive growth and a 30 PE?
[+6] u/zephyrs85: Well the good news is that the strait is now open but in the closed sense
[+6] u/corundum9: nah they are looking for people who can actually donate money to the church. they aren't trying to recruit broke people.
sometimes i forget the people who post here are this dumb.
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Just think about the jump in productivity for companies when they only need to cook the books twice per year instead of four times...
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: Game store, full port!!!
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Overall bullish. But think INTC is retarded, not in a TSLA overpriced way, in a “this company sucks and makes zero money and is retarded” way.
[+5] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #imagine thinking u will make it to 65 to enjoy retirement lmao
Bro just full port on Nvidia now and retire early
[+5] u/KlBAS: The 1y chart is just insane straight fuck you rally
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: There were ships just chilling in the Strait this whole time?
Talk about a layover, yeesh
[+5] u/lijijil: Pamp it
Fuck the 🐻
Market does not care about shit 🐂
Higherrrr foreverrrrr
[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: If AMD tanks on earnings I am buying calls for the next day. If it pops then puts.
[+5] u/Castopliani: we got Trump math and girl math and seeing klarna makes me realize how much of the economy runs on people being bad at math
calls
[+5] u/zestykite: Green open again! This train will not stop in our lifetime
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Baggies pumping their shit tickers
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: I have personally crafted a new offer with Iran. No you can't see it, but trust its there and invest acordingly
[+5] u/sanmar2225: watch msft just melt up from here as tutes pile back in
[+5] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #a man can make a lot of money pleasuring another man
But some of ya have to much EGO !!! And it shows and it keeps u a poor
[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: The Dutch East India Company lasted for 2 whole centuries before finally going bankrupt. There were probably bears who went bankrupt shorting it and they were a couple decades or a century too early.
[+5] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Welp it’s been fun, but I’ve just got some huge costs coming up with several things going bad at once. Gonna have to pull all the money out of my investments that aren’t retirement accounts. So i guess i won’t be posting here about options fun anytime soon. Best of luck to you all. Maybe one day I’ll actually catch up 😮💨
[+5] u/old-cow666: Guys we’re not pumping , this is a scammmm 🐻
[+5] u/Beagle001: Based on the last 6 weeks, why do people even bother trying to call the open tomorrow based on Sunday night futes? Have you not been around?
[+5] u/InvisibleGarden: Clicking every ad I see of Reddit cause I need the stock to pump
[+5] u/brucekeller: AI at my job so far just picks up tickets and closes them without any notes or customer contact like if we had just hired a few Tech Is to just close any ticket that looks even close to up lol.
[+5] u/ungerecht: I don’t get it. Why do he want so desperate a golden room for his balls?
[+5] u/Dbx84: AMD Puts up 75% in 1 month. I don’t make the rules…….
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/User0198888: Looks like bers will convert soon. Damage has been done.
It’s ok once we all join the same boat that’s when we all lose :)
[+5] u/Erocdotusa: Nothing until I see RDDT over $200 again where it belongs
[+5] u/xTeeD: Project freedom is gonna be absolute cinema
[+5] u/YTLupo: Consider 🥭's truth as if he said nothing. Same rules still apply.
[+5] u/RegardMode: Weekly “Talks are going well” pump is here
[+5] u/Thotmas01: We’re gonna charge them 2 million per escort right?
[+5] u/Choice_Potato_6279: Is that a porn nickname?
[+5] u/RegardMode: About a month ago so I'm not sure why is this surprising
[+5] u/Ebonvvings: The fuck? Stock only goes up
[+5] u/Electronic_Sky_1413: Think too many large companies are all-in on Claude code at this point
[+22] u/Odd_Papaya8305: Wouldn’t you guys want some red days to buy the dip? Why are ppl here so negative about red days lmao
[+19] u/Numerous_Two_102: Paid 7$ per gallon still owning the libs tho.
[+15] u/coolopinionlmao: bots are currently pumping SoundHound it seems
[+13] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: > 🥭 announces plan to escort ships stuck in Hormuz Strait
He's just repeating shit he said a month ago lol
[+13] u/AllCapNoBrake: MAN do I love to see it
https://preview.redd.it/rk1rh6xfe0zg1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=6288dfd3337766de69180d341db7666c0e24234e
[+12] u/WingedScapula420: RIP Rudy Giuliani, I’ll never forget you fumbling to take your pants off in Borat 2.
[+12] u/looool_k_libtard: I’m pretty sure blackberry is going to acquire Anthropic
[+12] u/Valkorion335786: I just bought a couple of Spirit Airlines jets for a $100 each
[+12] u/SuperbSandwich: I’ve thought that, gambled accordingly, and have lost money nearly everyday the past two weeks
[+11] u/MasterElite1: >Iran recently installed additional mines in the Strait of Hormuz - WSJ
😱😱😱
[+11] u/ArbitrageurD: Is GameStop back on the menu or nah ?
[+10] u/Remarkable_Owl: I will go through the Strait.
[+10] u/cbusoh66: WSJ: SMCI Is Offering to Buy Nvidia for $6 Trillion, CEO Charles Liang Says
[+10] u/perceptive_AI: You donate plasma for money , I donate to remove PFAS from my body. We are not the same.
[+9] u/dash_trash4255: Say what you want about the guy, but he does know a thing or two about escorts
[+9] u/MasterElite1: >JUST IN - CENTCOM confirms that "U.S. military support to Project Freedom will include guided-missile destroyers, over 100 land and sea-based aircraft, multi-domain unmanned platforms, and 15,000 service members."
😱😱😱
[+9] u/Star_Lord924: Price doesnt matter until 930AM.
[+9] u/HomingSunlight: Found this yesterday lol.
https://preview.redd.it/e5v488rta0zg1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1765b509d43cc4bbd6106ffe6a48d77202e14108
[+9] u/jdfan51: If today closed green imma take a hammer to my slong
[+8] u/RichardSantelli: \*GAMESTOP OFFERING TO BUY EBAY FOR $125 A SHARE: WSJ
[](https://x.com/0xDeployer/status/2051074270240088149)
$GAY
[+8] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: We’re gonna escort ships without using naval vessels?
lol why would insurance companies take that risk when the US Navy clearly isn’t willing to take that risk either?
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: WSJ: GME’s eBay offer is around $56 billion
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: Oh shit hes hospitalized in critical condition
Is Joe Rogan gonna make it?
[+8] u/Gom_KBull: >**🍑** ***announces ‘Project Freedom’ to escort stranded ships from Hormuz***
Oh great... *another* dumbass, cockamamie plan.
[+8] u/bluen: Open ai is a phone company now
[+8] u/Far-Cat-1838: Black Monday incoming
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I could see myself making 300k in fake meat investments this week.
[+7] u/yaboyay: I love how we’re in the middle of an all out oil power grab and SPY is at ath’s
[+7] u/StreetlightM22: Open the fucking doors, you cowards!
[+7] u/nyse25: Saw tons of bbls here in Miami
[+7] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Yeah buying QQQ after a 20% runner seems like a smart idea
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Was the military escort news immediately followed by the not actually a military escort news the fastest taco yet?
[+7] u/ideletedmyaccount04: I miss Fish Head These Cannons. Memes die too fast now.
[+7] u/-user222: april was my best month ever, turned 500 into 5k, i have to do it 6 more times and i’m a billionaire
[+7] u/wenxuan2: Sell in May and go away about to come true.
[+7] u/derprondo: Every time I hear from someone at work who says they think AI is stupid and refuse to use it, I cringe inside because I know they're going to be fired within 18 months. Buddy I can do you your entire sprint worth of work in four hours now.
[+7] u/whyshw: Nobody cares about the strait. We moved on to other things
[+7] u/whitepug: He truly and genuinely believes it is not real 😭
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: I want to become a whale in the world of trading. How do I sign up?
[+6] u/glitched_system1: 450 MSFT calls for Friday
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Mango bought oil puts and qqq calls. Ber watch out
[+6] u/plzplzplztendies: future fading bul in trouble
[+6] u/TheOriginalBushToad: My dad has (had) 750K miles saved up at Spirit. GUH!!
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: One more hour until the real fun begins
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Imagine how great society would be if we had 24/7 options. We’d have flying cars and sex robots by now
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: Again looking for several 10x moves. Or even a couple 100x moves. I’m not picky
[+6] u/OsTornados91: 56 billion smackers for eBay, power to the players
[+6] u/GonnaBeWealthy: It’s time we start talking about EBAY
[+6] u/auroraavm: May is a dump-month. Billionaires got too excited about Jesus last month.
[+6] u/dbgtboi: How tf does anyone look at these markets and think "I'm going to short this"
Ffs how can you be so dumb to think these markets are real and rational
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I really wish I couldve been in the room when a mfer said “Just tweet that the ships can leave bro” and everyone around him cheered
[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: Waiting for CNBC or WSJ to post this kind of headline one day: “Warren Buffet is sitting on a record 370 billion cash pile: should you kill yourself?”
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: >U.S. military support to Project Freedom will include guided-missile destroyers, over 100 land and sea-based aircraft, multi-domain unmanned platforms, and 15,000 service members.
hmmmmmmm
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: I own -18000 NVDA shares @116.24. Fuck me up bolz.
Oh…..wait. You can’t because there is too many fucking shares.
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Calls on all. AMD/ARM/TER/QCOM/INTC/MU/SOUN/NVDA
[+5] u/ispooler: $HOOD bouncing up hard this week
[+5] u/hallett21: So we’re one bad fart away from red
[+5] u/ElectronicShoulder26: TACO FREE ME FROM HORMOUZ
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Any stocks that may run up 5-10% tomorrow? If yes, why?
I think PLTR will be green from earnings
[+5] u/type_error: I tried flying on spirit once… one and done.
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: The Shiller P/E ratio currently stands at approximately 41x - a level reached only once before in history, during the dot-com bubble in 2000.
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: We still not going down bears are cooked
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Handful of stocks rallying the entire market..
There is still money to be made
[+5] u/yeedub: According to the charts the market will crash this week
[+5] u/Vlisa: My new favorite thing to throw on the second monitor is "investment" Youtube channels with less than 50k subs.
Get to listen to amazing financial advice such as "HELOC your homes to buy Yield MAX ETFs"
[+5] u/nyse25: I'm going through shit you can't find on reddit
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Rest in piece my granny, she got hit by a bazooka.
[+5] u/saliym1988: Gamestoxk buying eBay? Big red candel for Gme incoming!
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmaoooo Nasdaq getting crushed AH. Hows that -0.04% taste idot BULLS. Bears are back in control 💪🏼
[+5] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: Just looking to enjoy the meme runs while we ride off a cliff
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Iran send oil to 200 you cowards
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Monk-7520: trump will call that he opened strait and remove the blocakade
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Hey babe, you invested in poet right?
[+5] u/PoetGroundbreaking36: Opening The Strait of Hajdinis.
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Can't wait to wake up to my drone w-2 job tomorrow and every morning for the rest of my life.
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: i think ill buy some puts on *\[Redacted by $PLTR\]*
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: buy or no buy SOUN monday?
[+5] u/MagicJuggler: I might play Wendys earnings, so I can spam WSB with "WEN V?"
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Told my mom to put her money in her 401k from CDs into the market. Top is in
[+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: *Buffett: "Market Grows Rashly"*
Is an anagram for
>!them wsb 🌈 bers r fuktt for real!<
[+5] u/No_Current3675: You know what sucks about Sunday night is that I know that tomorrow some cunt is going to complain to me about absolute fucking nonsense, and I have to pretend to care. This one cunt was laying into me because I had her doing shit that some other retard was too inept to do. Bitch, fuck off. 98% of my work is doing stupid shit. That's how it goes. That's why it's called "work" and they have to bribe you to do it. Retard.
[+5] u/poozyfloor: In other news, Ukraine attacking Moscow proper.
[+15] u/Soossaaaa: gameconk making a comeback means its peak bubble time and we to buy buttcoin too
[+12] u/A_Chair_Bear: A ship getting bombed is the bears superbowl
[+12] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Where’s that guy that yolo’d $42k in options on SOUN. He’s going to be fucking rich
[+11] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: SOUN going to be fuckin $15 before I even get in tomorrow
[+10] u/Syllabub_Visual: The press secretary is the dumbest and most annoying and ugliest and old looking figure I’ve ever seen. Couldn’t he have just hired some Instagram model who isn’t hard to look at to do the job, or maybe they WANTED to trigger you with such an ugly image. Still, I wanna sincerely thank them because now I’m getting therapy precisely because of how disturbed I’ve been by this…
[+9] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: You guys actually take out bank loans for trades? You’re giving me some ideas now
[+9] u/sirnutzaIot: Alright, tops in folks
[+8] u/zuziannka: When is RH removing PDT rule I am tired of trading cash account
[+8] u/giannisismyman: RDDT will be $300 in one month.
[+8] u/tristis_veritas: Wild. S&P 500 extracted 27% more in profits in Q1 vs. last year.
Meanwhile our salaries aren't even keeping up with inflation.
[+8] u/Tay_Tay86: No way the navy goes through the strait and doesn't get attacked. Battle ahead
[+8] u/EnvironmentalAir8771: is gamestop buying ebay good or bad ?
[+8] u/ForsakenRacism: All you SOUN commenters are gonna make me simulate my returns if you don’t knock it off
[+8] u/CD274: He hasn't been stable since 2001
[+8] u/ContributeAVerse: Probably because the one true stonk is back
[+7] u/No-Lettuce3564: Ornamental gourds guy is back
The legendary retard is back at it with a new plan. He is currently a poacher stealing clams out of Washington State and selling them to Chinese restaurants in California.
On r/FishingWashington people have been reporting him and now he is afraid of being arrested, a true clown.
[+7] u/Q-X-Q: One thing is for sure, everyone is so deeply leveraged long , the correction will be epic.
[+7] u/niceee_guyyy: About two weeks till nvda earning
[+7] u/Syllabub_Visual: Honestly wonder how much insider traiting is going on with the eBay situation. Did RC tell Nancy?
[+7] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Is MSFT going to finally pump yet
[+7] u/SteveStacks: Nanaaaaa smiling in heaven INTC above 100
[+7] u/Apocalyptic-Post: SOUN is doing the thing guys
[+7] u/SniXSniPe: Wen rddt get added to etfs pls
[+7] u/tomato232: Someone pointed out that RDDT's 2026 Q1 EPS of $1.01 has **beaten 2027 Q1** EPS expectations of $0.98 ([https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/rddt/earnings](https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/rddt/earnings)) lol. It beat 2 years of expectations at once.
Institutions will soon pull 2027 earnings expectations and price targets ($500) into 2026, triggering a sharp repricing 🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/Suspicious-Leg9485: Your butt didn't reject though, did it?
[+6] u/jbaker_28: Gunning my oil tanker right up the strait
[+6] u/iswearnotagain10: Bers, every backshot you take moves the SPY down by 0.01%. How many are you taking?
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Do you remember Cheez-its?
[+6] u/TopRaise7: I read it as positive. He did say they’re having positive talks.
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: Why is oil up? Trump just said "Iran talks are going very well!"
[+6] u/AccelerationFinish: Stocks go up: “I’d buy so hard if it just went down a little bit”
Stocks go down: “I’m not buying this loser-ass stock, lol”
[+6] u/stupidber: What're you gonna do when retardamania runs wild on you??
[+6] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito
[+6] u/NapNapNapNap: How long until we get a recovery on $hood? I can’t take it anymore.
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: So wait if Ryan Cohen actually acquires eBay does he hit the milestone payout for getting Gameshop to 20 billion? Cause that kinda seems like a cheat code
[+6] u/ballzstreetwets: Can we say 🎮 ✋️ here?
[+6] u/kemar7856: i bought a 2tb ssd for my ps5 last year $160 now it's $730
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: The stock market green every day this week
[+6] u/Apocalyptic-Post: SOUN really might break 20 this week huh
[+6] u/Additional_Heat_902: I guess they weren’t lying about SOUN
[+6] u/InIce1234: Nothing better than a 15 year Kid explaining you the stock market.
[+6] u/Thecreamcheeze: Buying oil dips seems like always free money
[+5] u/kyndrid_: Shit is fucking POPPING as soon as overnight opened lol
[+5] u/jbaker_28: You don’t make top 1% commenter for nuthin
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: whos gonna catch the falling futes??
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Nothing: It's What Ever Happens (TM)
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Guys I’m valued at the high 6 figures, does anyone who is Worth 5 times my value want to be acquired by me?
[+5] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Crude ripping, shocker
[+5] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: SOUN has earnings on the 7th. It “squeezed” last Friday when it hit 67mil daily volume when 20-25 is norm, it’s a leader in AI voice tech and has a short interest of 40%. Just saying.
[+5] u/clubdirthill: Source tells me that Rudy is stable.
Please god.
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Ship of Theseus jokes aren't the same these days. Pieces of it keep being replaced, and it no longer contains anypart of the original.
[+5] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: META LEAPS are looking attractive…
[+5] u/SteveStacks: Why is soun getting pumped here
[+5] u/avengeds12345: Intel will rip again
[+5] u/Stormwingx: Its time to sleep for the europoors
[+5] u/fuzzywuzzy123: Crypto is dropping, futures is dropping, but semis is ripping. Guess which one I'm short? 😐
[+5] u/Jadedtrader33: Pedophile distraction.
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Why are the bots here pumping SOUN?
[+5] u/WayParking4500: My hand has agreed to negotiations with my dick
[+5] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Buying puts lose you money is one con, but im a bull so what do I know.
[+5] u/CramerWasRight: I think it’s time to buy RDDT. Fundamentals are looking very strong and the AI picture has yet to be really priced in. We could potentially be at the very beginning of a massive run.
[+5] u/Puzzleheaded-Pace843: SOUN!! Think this thing goes through the roof this week
[+5] u/Readonly00: Is shorting the same as buying puts? I ought to know by now but I don't do options
[+17] u/KahlVados: Tankers getting attacked
Cars getting a 25% tariff
Greenland and Cuba are next on the menu
Feels like a setup for another 10% up month
[+14] u/Gullible_Ad3785: AXIOS BREAKING: USA TO ESCORT THE TANKERS OUT OF THE STRAIT USING THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.
[+14] u/Round-Huckleberry570: I’m a grocery stocker but when RDDT hits $300 I’m gonna wear suits when I’m off and say I work in finance
[+14] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I graduate college this week
[+14] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: gamestore discussion actually relevant WSB discourse, mods in shambles
[+13] u/TitsMcgeexMustafa: “Following close, I will serve as Chief Executive Officer of the combined company. I will receive no salary, no cash bonuses, and no golden parachute. I will be compensated solely based on the performance of the combined company.”
- Ryan Cohen
[+13] u/SilverVikingTT: Tanker in Strait of Hormuz hit by ‘unknown projectiles’
The UK’s Maritime Trade Operations agency says a tanker off the coast of the UAE’s Fujairah has come under attack.
It reported “being hit by unknown projectiles”, UKMTO said.
“All crew are reported safe. No environmental impact reported.”
The attack comes hours after the UKMTO reported that a bulk carrier was attacked by multiple small craft off the Iranian coast, about 11 nautical miles (18km) west of Sirik.
[+12] u/FullCopy: Sam Altman should’ve IPO’ed last year. Classic holding a losing hand too long.
[+11] u/downyrobertjr: GameBay all the way…
[+11] u/rixxxand: This sub is gonna be completely unusable for the next week or so isnt it.
[+11] u/beachsandwichen: Does this mean u can actually say GameStop again in a sub dedicated to stocks
[+10] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: I got banned from Reddit for saying a guest on Bloomberg was mad about Jpow staying. This platform is going downhill quick.
[+10] u/SilverVikingTT: There is a 50% chance the War will resume in 48 hours.
Over 90% chance the War will resume this week.
Yes i am beting $$$$$ on this.
[+9] u/HeftyTNVols: Everyone bragging about the money they’ve made. I’m stoked I’m getting a Robinhood credit card! I feel like I’m super important now 😆
[+9] u/aqjingson: eBay would have to take the deal basically, they never traded $125 before
[+9] u/rocier: oh good, the apes are back. Wheres that rope I made with the loopy thing? I need that
[+9] u/InformalMeal9828: WSJ article talking about 67% of prediction market profits go to 0.1% of accounts like that’s a revelation. Prediction markets are a tool to allow insider traders to insider trade. Much like the stock market is a tool for buls to steal money from the bers.
[+9] u/Impossible-Fun2027: #Separation of church and casino!
[+8] u/Fuzzy-Persimmon9884: im scared what airline those spirit airline people are going to go cause arent most those passengers banned from all other airlines
[+8] u/Kickboy21: The thought of going to work tomorrow makes me want puke everywhere and then blow my shit off
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: # CITADEL LIGHTS ARE ON
[+8] u/Mikekio: Unless the cat starts shitposting again I'm staying away from gameturd
[+8] u/farmerjoe007: We won’t be needing that shit for another 100 years twin
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: US Navy does not have the assets to escort the hundreds of ships stranded in the Strait of Hormuz..
That ok.. we will ask the Somali pirates to help out..
CAPTAIN SPARROW AT YOUR SERVICE! <Takes pirates hats off and takes a bow>
[+7] u/Sweaty_Slide: Soo is tis operation over or na? Gas prices are literally violating me
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: Are we allowed to mention the unmentionable stonk again? Oh boy lol
[+7] u/Retaining-Wall: GameBay is such a weird crossover episode.
[+7] u/SlyCooper007: Dread it. Run from it. Meme Monday arrives all the same.
[+7] u/ContentBlackberry0: How are we still going higher this is crazy. This bitch has to pop sooner or later
[+7] u/cfaawlday: SNDK = RETIREMENT 🤑🤑🤑
[+7] u/claytondpark: Gametards happy Cohen may issue a coo $1bn new shares of their trash stock to buy a no growing co at aths 😆
[+7] u/cashflow_: Turns out living in Venezuela ain’t great
This has been a cashflow posting from an authoritarian dictatorship country update
[+7] u/jaydacosta: Gamestop is back and BB is up 67% percent in a month. Fuck is going on?
[+7] u/Accomplished_Job5938: So just SNDK calls from now on every day?
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Orange attempting to force the Strait. Oh boy....
[+6] u/Crazy_Zombie8222: I should fully expect spirit airlines stock to be basically 0 tomorrow, right?
[+6] u/OhBenjaminFranklin: Does anyone want my cake slice? I'm trying to lose weight atm.
[+6] u/FullCopy: Elon should buy Spirit Airlines planes and convert therm to data centers. Just crack open a window and the cooling issue is solved.
[+6] u/MilkMySpermCannon: release the cannons you crazy bastards
[+6] u/Pete26l96: $SOUN going to tank this upcoming, too much retail enthusiasm and optimism.
[+6] u/johndsmits: So "escorts for ships" means just dinner and a movie? Is it expensive? Imagine paying for an escort *and* playing for a toll.
Serious note, is this a game of chicken to blame someone on breaking the "cease fire"...I see tacos on tuesday. Dump on Monday, pump on Tuesday, as normal folks.
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Happy I didn't buy puts over the weekend 😌
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Let’s get $730 tomorrow!
[+6] u/pickleback11: Operation freedom gonna liberate you from the money in your ports. Thank you for your attention to this rug pull.
[+6] u/Asleep_Swordfish8896: https://www.wsj.com/business/deals/gamestop-is-offering-to-buy-ebay-for-56-billion-ceo-ryan-cohen-says-fd330f5a
Cohen offer is 56 billi
56 billion dollars . 20 percent above market cap
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: So this is how it ends for bear
[+6] u/Spok3nTruth: Well, rip to my puts. All last week gains GONE 😂
[+5] u/maximuminimum: #Bulls eating Gordon Ramsay’s Posh Beef Wellington
#Bears eating Oliver Twist’s Shabby Bubble & Squeak
[+5] u/brondoplantscraveit: That’s the eerie part about this rally. Spy passing 500 was a huge deal. Then we went up another 50%. If this isn’t heading towards a crash, then we’ve effectively destroyed the dollar.
[+5] u/Financial_Desk4268: Volume is crazy high on Soun considering its overnight
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: Gotta be bullish. But I will still somehow lose money
[+5] u/trickyswicky: Soundhound reports earnings may 7th🚀
[+5] u/Anchises1: What are some pros and cons to deciding to be gay after being straight
[+5] u/early-retirement-plz: First week of June is right around the corner. SP500 Q2 rebalance. Kick out dogshit paramount and replace with RDDT. Bada bing bada boom.
[+5] u/Just_Learned_This: How you gonna offer 2x outstanding shares?
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: I don't really have any bearish positions now, but I still hope it shits and bulls, especially 🫵, personally, lose money.
[+5] u/HyperVVenom: don't tell us the gametards are coming back now
[+5] u/vermilli21: AMZN prime video has been so shit lately
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Three dead as unknown virus breaks out on Atlantic cruise ship - Skynews
[+5] u/Game3k: APLD yolo 🚀 doubles in 12 months
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: “Cohen’s red rocket will be debuting its first round trip to mars, beating elons borg-piloted spacex mission”
[+5] u/Ok-Art6659: AMD rocket ready to moon
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Oh look everything is green again
[+5] u/Slabbed1738: Excited for the inevitable dilution news from Rugging Chief
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: Last time retards jumped on that garbage company it spiked for a day and fell for a month.. exit liquidity never learns
[+5] u/penguinpandapear: lol new 🥭 operation in the Strait of Hormuz . Ain’t no way ships are going through tomorrow. It only takes one drone to spook all the tankers.
[+5] u/Objective_Back_2581: Study these words:
Ber anoos gap
[+5] u/cashflow_: Can’t chat on the phone wit my bank to ask why my card won’t work with this Venezuelan food delivery app. I just wanted a fruit salad
[+5] u/asetniop: Rudy Giuliani is in critical condition? Puts on every distillery in the country.
[+5] u/ateranol: I'm a professional 9:30 to 4 bagholder.
[+5] u/zlordbeats: so according to visualmod ai
this week on the menu is
soun , gamestore ? and fucking ebay?
[+5] u/le_pedal: What's the play this month? Have lots of cash from AMD
[+5] u/aqjingson: If there was another gamecok surge like back then they could buy ebay “for free” lmao
[+5] u/Pete26l96: Is it crazy that I feel more safe/confident having all my money in one stock at any time rather than diversified.
A part of me wants to invest in 4-5 different companies that I've been eyeing out, but the other part of me would just rather put it all in the company I'm most bullish on.
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Qqq is Dow 23 cents after a 23% gain. OMG!!!
[+5] u/Swords_Not_Words_: I was looking at gas prices in othet states and not only are they higher than here in NJ, but you guys also gotta pump your own gas? And sometimes you gotta watch an ad first?
Damn, you guys are suckers
[+13] u/pacific_b: oh wow Gamestop buying Apple next
[+12] u/seanws30: Breaking news: AMC to offer 5 trillion for AMZN -Axios
[+11] u/Country_Gravy420: So basically we continue to grind higher on more volume as MMs drain retail for everything they have and then eventually Iran will fire on a ship being escorted by the US Navy or on a Navy ship and the war will be on and we dump with massive volume.
Did I get that right?
[+11] u/rhuffq: I wonder if EBay knows that GameStop plans to pay them with store credit.
[+11] u/IT_KID_AT_WORK: Fullporting this week, either I pay off my credit cards or ropemaxxing
[+11] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: Whenever anyone reports anything Trump related they should use "lies" instead of "says."
US to Escort Tankers Through the Strait, Trump Lies to Axios.
[+9] u/tnguyen5057: This is literally the best bull run I have ever seen and we’re just getting started
[+8] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: It's ironic that data centers are being used 24/7 to calculate your financial losses as you try to short their stock
[+8] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Watched the wolf of wallstreet today. I only watch the first half of the movie tho and then I shut it off.
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Why does everything always pump Sunday night and go back to flat at open
[+7] u/aftherith: One of you bought HOOD weekly 66 puts from me and I apologize for being a partial theta gang pos
[+7] u/Asleep-Strike4978: Great time to buy puts on eBay
[+7] u/justaddcatalyst: Steve Madden shoes because your fish head wife has no cannons
[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: buy in May and stay forever
[+6] u/b1mm3rl1f3: MU about to rip faces. You were warned
[+6] u/MichaelMal21: That MSTR guy is on to something
[+6] u/RJ5R: greatest bull run swing ever
meanwhile, 20% of the world's energy market is double fisted in the strait of morebooz
help it make sense
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: SPY gonna be +3% tomorrow. It has to be because an angry man named Tony Taglioni told me that if I don't have $10,000 by Tuesday I'm going to lose my knees.
[+6] u/MusingsAndMind: corn pumping
not buying back in until it goes to at least 110k
[+6] u/SlfImpr: 🌽 just broke above $80K in overnight charts
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: As someone who has played railroad tycoon once I know a thing or two about when a smaller firm aquires a much larger one.
[+6] u/legible_print: Anybody sitting on any cash right now?
[+6] u/dataCollector42069: i made about 40k since last may and paid off 40k of all my student loans at 8.3% mainly cash right now excluding my 401ks
[+6] u/i_try_all_day: If 80,000 BTC hold tomorrow you’ll be hearing about it all day tomorrow on CNBC
[+6] u/booose6: Take a look at btc from Nov 20th - Jan 20th. Next leg down is about to start
[+6] u/Inside-Brush-9543: Didn't michael berry buy a bunch gaystore couple weeks ago?
[+5] u/Junkingfool: Dude... as much as I pray this would happen... no freaking way.
[+5] u/HS_1990: Oracle to the moon 🚀🚀
[+5] u/macvelli: Thinking about shorting Advanced Money Destroyer tomorrow before they report earnings Tuesday
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: The half black guy at work called me his "slime" today after I helped him set up something on computer haha is it compliment?
[+5] u/ten7four: Holy shit all the corntards just came out of the woodworks at once
[+5] u/noahmfs: SNDK will open at 1300 apparently Jesus that stonk is fucking crazy
[+5] u/owenmills04: Backup the truck for AMD shares before earnings
[+5] u/1bizzyone: Bagholders unite! Wa, wa, wa! Gotta sell for a loss to buy new sht and get back to even.
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Another tanker attacked by projectiles
[+5] u/BigStepMaestro: Omfg $sndk a fucking beast
[+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: ai stock = free moneys 🗣️🗣️🗣️
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: Can we stop milking the JPM cannons situation already? 🙄
[+5] u/Acceptable_Eagle_775: Remember. Fake wars are only fight on nights & weekends. Tomorrow, we pump! 📈
[+5] u/ScrewChaseBank: Fuck, I’m in a be worthless and useless challenge and my competitor is CORN.
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Full port nvo before earnings
[+5] u/Tommyd023: Oil dipping so dc insiders can load the truck
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: YAAAASSSS ZADDY SEND IT LOWER 💅
[+5] u/TequilaTrader: You gotta buy calls until you see a market shift.
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: I just hate that the day I go back into leaps is the day the market comes to its senses and collapses
[+5] u/PulIthEld: yess the free money machine is back on
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Oh shit we finna moon
[+5] u/BearBackBeast: Like in a toilet sure?
The stock market? Probably not
[+5] u/Johnny_Menace: Lots of regards are gonna yolo into Gbay tomorrow and lose their monies 👀
[+5] u/JJGfunk: My most defining move will be when I convince myself to spontaneously go all in on something that will change my life for the worst because cornbread.
[+14] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Applying for a job in 2026 is a humiliation ritual.
[+13] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: I'm a fat fuck (almost 300 pounds) and I walked 100km in two weeks, small win but I'll take it.
[+12] u/Bill-Imaginary: i loaded up on puts friday at close. my mom says im smart
[+11] u/LaserGuy626: Korea already up 4.5%. Crackheads
[+11] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Only thing more retarded than a bear is a person who says they’re cash gang in a gambling sub LMAO💀🤌
[+9] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Time to eat an edible and pretend to not be high in front of my girlfriend. Wish me luck
[+9] u/SenileOldDude: Been a month since I lost the 211k I had (went 40k—>211k in a week). Still feeling extremely depressed about it boys. Shit sucks lmao
[+8] u/Memento_mori9608: Going to start trimming my positions in semis/tech. This euphoria can’t last forever
[+8] u/rightovahere: Filled up my tank with 92 octane today and they didn't even show me a price, the attendant just came out and told me to assume the position 😔.
[+7] u/solidsneeze: you can cut the fomo with a knife
[+7] u/jeffynihao: So SanDisk is just gonna go up forever
[+7] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Smells like euphoria
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: hahaha everything is ULTRA GREEN then there is our old pal MSFT...
[+7] u/Historical-Ad-2551: When USA destroyers get hit tomorrow, bol will b fuk. Gulf of Tonkin 2.0
[+7] u/unikuenobody: Tried to do the right thing. It all went left.
[+7] u/ToughRhubarb8300: I'm going short TSLA, SNDK and AMD premarket. I predict a morning dagger.
[+7] u/jnas_19: memory memory memory
[+7] u/snoopy_tha_noodle2: Bears get absolutely rekt this week. In America stocks go up
[+7] u/crossdefaults: It's better than Diarrhea Schmiarrhea
[+7] u/Eur0stept: Is anyone old enough here to remember the last red day?
[+6] u/hioman01: Shits will never go down again
[+6] u/be_o3: Sigh sold my muu at $240
[+6] u/Tosainu911: going to watch for red stocks and sell some puts, boring i know, but it works for me, lol
[+6] u/lardexDofB: Fax and copiers up 25% overnight everyone ape in tmrw
[+6] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Buying calls is gambling at this point oil is going to spike again soon.
[+6] u/DryBicycle5629: Ngl everytime I come here I lose money.
[+6] u/BlazedRush: Is it too much to ask for a black Monday?
[+6] u/Noticeably98: Back in my day, it was against the rules to talk about 🌽 in this Subreddit
[+6] u/CreativeMischief: Cramer: “I’m going to say no to Applied Digital.”
You know what to do
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I wish schwab would show the fake overnight numbers like Robin hood I have to wait til the morning premarket to see
[+6] u/Any_Refrigerator2330: In the UNO game, so he's losing.
[+5] u/Wheelio: you're just a couple yolo trades away from the life of your dreams
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: melt up monday🔥🚀🧨📈💹💹✅
[+5] u/RogerBalderer: People who didn't get into bitcoin in the 60s are the dummies
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Jesus Christ wtf is going on
[+5] u/Noticeably98: Anyone else on the toilet rn
[+5] u/Thumbszilla: MSOS
https://preview.redd.it/rabkbcjrwzyg1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a1dbac42eda26cd5a03971f862834699bd4f26c
[+5] u/Maj0r_Payn3: Glad I bought SOUN calls lol on last Thursday. Going in on shares. May decide to execute the calls pending earnings this week
[+5] u/amanj41: Damn 🌽 back above 80k
[+5] u/MyboiHarambe99: Wait is corn slang for bitcoin? This whole time I thought people meant corn futures
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: The moment I finally go into SNDK shit will crash
[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: I wanna talk shit to bears but i know at any minute they call stunt on us lmao
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Sndk will change ya bum life
[+5] u/Mireiii: Bro they still deleting the forbidden one posts even when it’s about a different company with 50b market cap? 🤣🤣
[+5] u/DrestinBlack: What does corn at $80k know?
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Ber apocalypse tomorrow
[+5] u/Still_Ad8888: SNDK is up over 3,300% in the last 12 months. you plebs should have known that. Anyway what's another play like this
[+5] u/Front_Inspector_437: Is video game up or down
[+5] u/MayorMcCheezz: Me checking the news to see anything about operation freedom. MFW
UKMTO (UK Martine Trade operations) reprting a tanker hit by projectile.
UKMTO WARNING-ATTACK 052-26. UKMTO has received a report of an incident 78NM north of Fujairah. United Arab Emirates. A tanker has reported being hit by unknown projectiles. All crew reported safe. No environmental impact reported.
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: HOOD always runs after your calls expire
[+5] u/Proton404x: wtf bitcoin is breaking through 80k again
[+12] u/neoneutra3: where the eff is the pull back? LIKE??????? Watch the moment I fomo, whole market gonna tank
[+11] u/ozarkabottle: There's a dude on youtube who has been calling a market crash for the last 5 years.
[+11] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: Behind every angry woman is a man who has no fuckin' idea what he did.
[+9] u/Wrath_FMA: Just paid 4.40 a gallon, in the Midwest! It was 2.50 4 months ago
[+9] u/McKoijion: Youtubers complaining about datacenters is rich. Lol your entire livelihood relies on Alphabet's datacenters.
[+8] u/KristyKae-12: OMG! TACO Tuesday is Cino del Mayo…this Tuesday. The interwebs will be so entertaining.
[+8] u/GladDiscount6749: I’m pretty apolitical but is it weird I associate bears with liberals
[+8] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Cash gang in shambles. You dumb idiots really thought staying in cash with a trillion capex cycle is going to do good for you
[+8] u/ActivatingEMP: Shouldn't bulls be worried about a complete melt up. That's the kind of shit that happens before historic crashes
[+8] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: NVDA 210 by wednesday, GOOGL 400 by wednesday, INTC 110 by end of the week and AMD to the moon
[+8] u/suicidalducky: I didnt think Gemini could get this retarded.. "You're absolutely right to call that out—my apologies for the slip. **Janet Yellen is not the U.S. Treasury Secretary in May 2026.**
The current Treasury Secretary is **Jamie Dimon**, who took the post following the 2024 election cycle." ....go AI....
[+7] u/kex06: Every single stock is green except Microsoft of course
[+7] u/skymagic: A lot of velcro shoe enjoyers in the thread tn
[+7] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Oil bulls the only ones safe this week, the rest of you are bigly fucked
[+7] u/dune2350: Markets pretty much pricing in a peace agreement this week.
[+7] u/CarefulAd4757: Why didn’t I buy seagate and SDNK smh
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I really wish Grandmas boy would come back with epic gain porn just to flex on this entire sub
[+6] u/SeaworthinessOwn2479: Xerox up 30% before market open? Ha! Who's laughing now? Certainly not me because I only heard about the play on Friday at like 7 p.m.
[+6] u/diefy7321: We are going to be inundated with gamecock apes this week. Fuck.
[+6] u/SocraticGoats: G'night retards, see you at the slots tomorrow. 🎰
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: dame anti war comments getting deleted
[+6] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Double digit gas prices this summer. WINNING!
[+6] u/Peppertheredfox: Intel broke a 25 year pattern of trading flat because we all laughed at granny memes.
[+6] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls try to peel the 🥭 "I did that" sticker off the gas pump
[+5] u/bigartoctopolis: Let's make some money tommorow.
Not you 🌈🐻's tho
[+5] u/imightgobroke: rotation is happening this week be ready
[+5] u/Lanky_Chard3288: my 720p x11 expiring tomorrow are going to print.
[+5] u/jraiv420: Working at JP Morgan means free Viagra
[+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Anyone’s thoughts on PWR
[+5] u/you2234: Just remember boys and girls, it’s better to burn out than fade away!
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Going to watch SOUN take off for a while, sell, and take home my 50%
[+5] u/Pentaxus: I think you know which one we’re all gonna be watching after this weekend’s announcement
[+5] u/McKoijion: Propaganda: https://www.cnbc.com/
Reality: https://gasprices.aaa.com/
[+5] u/KristyKae-12: Award show season. MU, SNDK, STX, WDC take the board!
[+5] u/raid_z0: The ol’ pump at night, shart at light
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: If donny wanted to really manipulate the markets he'd just leave a tweet at 930 saying hes stopping the blockade; even if he wasnt.
[+5] u/baadllama_ghost: i love that +.10% futes is now the signal we will be up 1% tomorrow ♥️
[+5] u/Current_Animator7546: 🥭 Says he has all the cards!
[+5] u/TazFanBoys: MSFT will stay at these ranges rest of the year 😪
[+14] u/softboiledjadepotato: Again only semiconductors and tech pumping.. Swear it's like the market's only diet is doritos and cake
[+9] u/_TheOoze_: stocks don't drop until the fed raises rates, full stop. the investor class doesn't care about inflation. goodnight.
[+9] u/CJBlueNorther: My puts don't expire for 2 more weeks, but I think I'm gonna close them in the morning.
This shit ain't coming down anytime soon.
[+8] u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186: !banbet spy +1.2% 12h
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: ships are being freed soon, BULLISH either way
bullish if we can't free them, bullish if we can. Fuck you ! everything is bullish
[+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Tomorrow going to be an absolute 🚀fest
[+7] u/gomper: And then it will bottom out and v around midday and reach a new high just like every other day recently
[+7] u/version-two: Can somebody go and poke NVIDIA w/ a stick?
[+6] u/FlatwormBig5514: Simple strategy for the bers. Look at what stocks were red in April. Buy puts on them only. Don't get tempted for the PE's of 1 million that are up to 6000%. If a stock went red in April, it'll probably go more red in May. Buy puts on those.
[+6] u/scrap4crap: Believe it or not, calls
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Gimme 3 tickers that will run up at least 15% this week. Please and thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+5] u/donkeybray: Peace on, peace off
Piss on, piss off
[+5] u/Daveonaltair4: You look around and you just kind of have to laugh. No one likes you for some reason, can't find a partner, cant have a family, cant have a house, its a full time job just to feel normal, and you're supposed to just work another 20 years. For what? What the hells the point?
[+5] u/khante: I wish the AI bubble pops
I wish recession sets in
I wish stock market crashes
I wish everyone gets laid off
Then we can all go back to stone ages
Would be nice
Beat my chest everyday like 🦍
Scratch my ass like an 🦧
Swing from the trees like a 🐒
[+5] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: Btw bro has 150 dollars on puts that he will sell early and claim that he saw the signs of a market crash but had paper hands. He will profit 30 dollars MAX off of this 💔
[+5] u/DemonBearOP: You're all posting copium, meanwhile on Robinhood I put the house on Scottie Sheffler finishing top 10 and now I bought a boat.
[+5] u/Icy_Internet5045: What're you going to do, I'll do the opposite so one of us will win
[+5] u/NewDawn101: I’m bullish but I’m keeping my eye on this hentai virus. It could be the next Zika
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: r/wallstreetbet (for people who make only one trade)
[+5] u/itsnotshade: Bears think that Iran striking vessels voids Operation Freedom?
Wrong, we only have to redefine success and tweet about it to will the strait as being functional again and keep futes bullish.
[+13] u/UnivalveX: "be remarkably greedy when others are extremely greedy" - UnivalveX
[+11] u/chiswis: i bought the ape stonk at the top agane
[+10] u/UnivalveX: had a nightmare where SPY dropped -0.05% and didn't V back 5 mins later. back to sleep/reality now
[+10] u/Salty-Bid1597: But they still vote for billionaires to fuck them even harder.
Definite skill issue.
[+10] u/Threebridges2: Nothing ever happens
[+9] u/surmoiFire: happy star wars day! may the 4th be with you
[+9] u/UnivalveX: we may have been the last generation to ever witness a red day
[+8] u/Mahrez-: Same plot, 🥭will say something positively about Iran at 9.00 AM
[+8] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: We're pretty blessed to be able to gamble and shitpost in here. Most people were barely scraping by before all this shit happened.
[+7] u/alphawafflejack: I’m an American on vacation in Italy. The market doesn’t open until late afternoon.
Y’all live like this?
[+7] u/DevilishJoe: Energy crisis -> expensive electricity-> AI pricing out most of their customers-> revised sales and demand estimates-> overproduction of chips and memory -> prices drop -> bubble pops
[+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: You guys ready for pump day
[+6] u/tinydisaster: Crude is starting to climb again. That didn’t even last til morning
[+6] u/TheFutureIsAFriend: I have a feeling more airlines are gonna take a dirt nap, given the fuel price increases, which won't stop until that blockade ends (or the little clot that could, does it's work).
Oil is rockin'. I don't see it falling any time soon. Maybe I can walk to work.
[+6] u/seven0feleven: Brokers love paperhands.^TM
[+6] u/Money_Term8366: So is Cuba invasion postponed
[+6] u/UnivalveX: QQQ opening +0.5% premarket every day is automatic now
[+6] u/IllustratorHour1618: I am curious why oil went from $110 to $102 last week on no real news
[+6] u/Salty-Bid1597: Thank god star wars day is a public holiday in the UK.
[+6] u/tortu995: Embrace the meme reject the slop.
[+6] u/JPowTheDayTrader: To the window, to the wall
[+6] u/ChinCheckUrFartBox: Til the sweat drop down my balls
[+5] u/Bonkers119: “We will now guide ships” stonks +3%
[+5] u/TheDizzyTablespoon: There are layoffs coming by July so hold it.
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+5] u/imustbegthequestion: Imma sit on my ass and wait for the MondayMysteryMadness. Mother's Day is next weekend. And oh my, Memorial Day is like 3 weeks away. This is going to be a dumpster fire, being dragged by a runaway train to a nuclear disaster.
[+5] u/Kobe_Fan: 30 year edging for a breakout but calls I guess
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: Can Nvda shoot up $10 like right now and I’ll feel happy
[+13] u/FabulousLanguage6216: They won’t let this be red. Green until the music stops completely
[+12] u/hopewellroad: So the escort mission is really just USA telling stranded ships : “Trust me bro, we got you covered, from afar”
[+12] u/Character_Set3454: This place is so nosey tbh.
"What are you gonna do tomorrow" what the fuck do you mean? I'm gonna do the same thing I always do.
Leave a meeting, open my phone, open my app, say "Jesus fucking Christ" put my phone screen down on my desk and put my head in my hands because I have a long long long long career ahead of me.
[+11] u/OrangMiskin: Love to see GayStop already in the red. LMAO
[+11] u/FatFluffyFish: It's just going to open flat isn't it
[+10] u/Knarre30: Oil being high seems to be a bullish indicator now. Imagine you would tell a person in 2025 that we pump while oil is above 100 nobody would believe you.
[+9] u/CursedClownz: Imagine being a dumb bear
[+9] u/MartianSpaceCat: The market is still bullish. The oil price literally doesn't matter anymore.
[+8] u/Secure_Dog3810: they literally won't let SPY go red
[+8] u/Academic_Lock_1699: If that Ebay deal gets through, gamecock calls will print
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: Nokia and Intel booming like it’s the 90s
[+7] u/Outside_Ad4446: Literally too excited to sleep knowing im going to make another 6 figures in the morning with my puts on trash ass $BYND..🥳🥳🥳
[+7] u/Secure_Dog3810: SNDK just casually up another 3% lmfao
[+7] u/TreeofLibertyFood: For all of you who didn’t tell me about SansDick a year ago, we are enemies.
[+6] u/9-6: Shorting INTC. I feel smart
[+6] u/timetopractice: Fuck it 3x short spy shares. See y'all tomorrow
[+6] u/gentlesandwich: I just bought gmstop for the first time. Its unironically going to keep going strong if it acquires ebay
[+6] u/iamjt: Uh guys I have a feeling the industrial indices no longer care about oil
[+6] u/CokeyKoala: Why is anyone thinking about puts. If stock down buy calls. If stock up buy calls. I'm not dumb. I'm just saying puts literally have no function
[+5] u/mneymaker: Too much bullishness in here + overnight crazy action before Monday open.
We going down?
In other news please RDDT, MSTR, PLTR to the moon
[+5] u/RealityBeOn1: Establishing a position in KOPN january 2027 calls. Low IV leaps feel like the best way to make money in this market.
Government contracts already secured and they’re developing micro-LED interconnects for data centers. Could be nothing but worth playing a pop like I did with POET.
[+5] u/ObseenKarma: Got my eyes to the casino doors, looking at all the slots and tables, but locked out for another 12 hours
[+5] u/timetopractice: Y'all have gotten way too bullish tonight. Punishment tomorrow
[+5] u/Harp-Note: I might save a lot of money the next 3 weeks. I'll be too busy to lose it.
[+21] u/_Romp: IRAN'S FARS NEWS AGENCY REPORTS THAT TWO MISSILES STRUCK A U.S. WARSHIP NEAR JASK ISLAND AFTER IT DISREGARDED WARNINGS FROM IRAN. THE AGENCY ALSO STATES THAT THE U.S. WARSHIP RETREATED FROM THE LOCATION
BREAKING: Two missiles hit a US warship near Jask Island after it ignored Iran's warnings - Iran's Fars News Agency
[+20] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: #CORRECTION
IRANIAN MISSLE HIT LAST REMAINING PROFITABLE GAMESTOP LOCATION
[+16] u/Iunatic: Nuclear missiles could be launched and SPY would still be pumping
[+16] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: I SURVIVED THE BER MARKET OF 0615-0620hrs 4 MAY 2026
[+14] u/itsme971: According to my sources, the IRGC actually fired at an US war ship but missed and sunk my portfolio instead
[+13] u/saintmitchy: “US navy will not be escorting ships through the strait of Hormuz rather providing them direction and information how to traverse it safely-WSJ”
😂😂😂
[+13] u/alien-observer-37491: You’re telling me I had ONE day to do the whole “sell in May” thing?
[+13] u/Several_Bread_9144: Barron is logged in the axios X account on one tab and logged in his broker in the other lmao
[+12] u/thrillho145: Market doesn't care about bombed ships
[+11] u/GreatRegard: If 🥭 pooped on Live TV, AXIOS would have a confirmed report that poop never happened
[+10] u/cheesygordita: Hey Claude make more oil
Boom problem solved
[+10] u/pussinbuuts: US OFFICIAL DENIES A US SHIP WAS HIT BY IRAN MISSILES - AXIOS
Axios coming in clutch yet again
[+10] u/Ok-Thought-9960: BREAKING: IRAN DITCHES OIL.... US STOCK MARKET WAY EASIER TO RIG
according to iran diplomates.... and anyone with eyes
[+10] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Iran needs to get on with the times and post AI generated images with such rumors next time
[+10] u/whitewashedsyrian: 30 seconds before open: “US and Iran come to an agreement to fully open the straight of Hormuz per sources familiar with the matter”: Axios
[+9] u/knoqd_: IRAN'S FARS NEWS AGENCY SAYS TWO MISSILES HIT U.S. WARSHIP NEAR JASK ISLAND AFTER IT IGNORED IRAN WARNINGS
It’s over
[+9] u/mks_csw: mango aint gonna be ha happy boi when he wakes up
prepare for some wild truth social posts
[+9] u/AgitatedJump8459: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Believe it or not… ber ar fuk
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[+8] u/Bxdwfl: strait of hormuz? more like strait of YOULOSE
[+8] u/mayorolivia: My guess is this is fake news by Iran. I find it hard to believe they would escalate when they’re in middle of peace negotiations with US. They have habit of lying to pander to domestic audience.
[+8] u/Evander85: The great crash of 6am-6:05am
[+8] u/Rich-Cauliflower-953: Presumably "not hit" is the key phrase. As "shot at" is still pretty war-ish
[+8] u/amplaoumplasD: Europoors sold stocks and bought Diddy oil based on Iranian propaganda news.
[+8] u/vitalalgorithms: Fuck it allin 730 calls at open. We're never going down
[+8] u/AdditionalMany1292: US warship hit by 2 missles? Believe it or not calls
[+8] u/_dudehangsdong: People believing the US 🤣
[+8] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: Market be like “fire the cannons!” Someone takes their top off. No not those cannons! On second thought; world peace, those are pretty nice
[+8] u/vitalalgorithms: It doesn't fucking matter. They could have launched 20 missiles and we'll still close at a new ath. I'm in despair. Will nothing take spy down? Ffs
[+7] u/Jadeclone1: Perfect setup for taco tuesday
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: This fake news actually helps spy pump to new ath. Every little shake down sets the ground for a next leg up lmao. Thanks Iran, I’m long slong
[+7] u/Correct-Ad8493: The only one who got hurt from Iran strike are bears. 😭
[+7] u/bb483: Any war dip is free money unless its boots on the ground
[+7] u/mangled_degenerate: A couple of kids threw some rocks at a boat because they can't afford a good graphics card. These were the "missiles."
[+7] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Times are bad when you get buyer's regret within 5 nanoseconds
[+7] u/lostinspacs: Iran lied, bers died
[+7] u/ryzetard: uh oh, orange swan event?
[+7] u/IntellectualRetarded: Bers had literally 2 min before V 😭
[+6] u/Bxdwfl: despite the strait being closed, iran still manages to export rugs
[+6] u/Correct-Ad8493: Iran playing the pump and dump game? The hit never happened?
[+6] u/OnlyTendies69: Haha just saw a ber saying “poor bols”. Get ready for my girthy green candle
[+6] u/log1ck1717: What is going on with BB, almost 100% up in one month
[+6] u/Bulky_Winter1671: Finally. A fuckin dip
[+6] u/Big_Instruction9922: When does Trump tweet "They didn't strike our war ship, we struck Iran's war ship, Now is a good time to buy stocks"
[+6] u/sonofalando: You guys buying the spirit dip? 🤡
[+5] u/b3no_coin: Totally normal price action. Nothing to see here.
[+5] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: They’re not even trying to hide the market manipulation now
[+5] u/knoqd_: CNN: SENIOR U.S. OFFICIAL DENIES A U.S. SHIP WAS HIT BY IRANIAN MISSILES
LMAO
[+5] u/stringtheory28: Still waiting for Sylvester Stallone, John Voight and Mel Gibson to save the entertainment industry.
[+5] u/NonsensicalWorries: Freak the fuck out it's all over
[+5] u/ShikariV: BREAKING⚠: Two missiles hit a US warship near Jask Island after it ignored Iran's warnings - Iran's Fars News Agency
[+5] u/_rockthemike: What the FUCK I look away for two seconds what the fuck happened
[+13] u/GullibleAppearance64: Unironically the best place to get news
[+13] u/TropicalOinkment: WSB needs to send our own analyst to Hormuz to monitor situation directly and report back in real time. Perhaps one of the mods
[+12] u/housemouse431: axios literally parrots the administrations talking points
[+12] u/Jerikolol: AXIOS: US and Iranian negotiators agreed commence sixtynining operations on each other's homologues, with the usage of fingers and tongues being encouraged to show commitment and vigor with a view to reach a breakthrough in this stalemate.
Pakistan, coming from the scene of the meeting describes the talks as we going "uhm, yea.. theyre really into it".
[+11] u/Swiftnice: Remember when uncertainty was enough to make the market go down lol
[+11] u/diunay_lomay_a: Damn thw great bear market lasted all of 20 minutes
[+9] u/ImAnonymous135: Market: "Oh wait I actually don't give a shit a out this war what am I doing"
[+8] u/TheMatinow: AXIOS: Just in the strait of Hormuz blockade was AI slop and senior US official confirms its not real
[+8] u/Cosmorto: AXIOS; CANNON FIRING SEQUENCE IS DIRECTLY TIED TO NVDA APPROACHING 200.
[+8] u/rand_walking_charts: War is fake news now? 🤦♂️
[+7] u/rand_walking_charts: Missile fired. SPY “Was it nuke? No, then I don’t care” 😂😂😂
[+6] u/Sommersun1: I just know Trump proposed nuking Iran to the generals at one point
[+6] u/Nictel: Iran needed to lower prices to pick up cheap calls premarket.
[+6] u/dogefool88: Axios knows everything 24x7
[+6] u/siddharthvas: Fake news V to the MOON
[+6] u/cardboard-junkie: Market already priced in $500 oil barrel
[+6] u/KeyReaction892: They just gave 🥭 a preview of what will happen if he attempts anything. So either he backs off or he crashes the market.
This is going to be an interesting week.
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: wen mkt dumps you buy cuz its fake dump, wen mkt goes up you still buy
always buy
[+5] u/abbasildiz: the crash is imminent. by 15 may i will be off the market, with gains hoooopefuly. i feel like the nutjob that holds doomsday is coming sign while everyone get rich on $SNDK. how long can we sustain this bullride.
[+5] u/Oxidrox: There is this red color appearing on my port, is it good? Started investing one month ago.
[+5] u/sm04d: Firing on a US ship doesn't seem like a good idea to me