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[+45] u/ring_of_slattern: I was worried for a bit when I saw Iran was bombing US ships. But then I remembered nothing matters
[+44] u/ThouOne: Oh no, a missile is flying towards us
Market: -0.3%
Jk
Market +2%
Infinite money glitch
[+30] u/Aware_Secret_8910: If they sink a ship we will just make another, which increases GDP. Bullish
[+21] u/Nagalavonpelt: Iran shooting at a US warship…… sounds bullish
Concept of a deal by Monday afternoon, followed by a stock market rip
Hopes and dreams for the rest of the week, bad news at the weekend
Rinse repeat rinse repeat rinse repeat 🔁
[+21] u/uncsucks: Missiles fired at US ships: futes flat
Hints of the possibility of maybe having peace talks: +14% in a month
[+21] u/Nanas_700k: Breaking: JPM fires 2 cannons at Indian fishing vessel - Axios
[+20] u/SouthNice7324: News gets worse and worse, market gets higher and higher. Need world peace to dump the market
[+20] u/AdOk3638: UNLEASH THOSE CANNONS YOU FuCKING CRAZY BASTARD!
[+19] u/deathlyharry: "I should have bought the dip" he said almost every 3-4 hours for the past 5 years
[+18] u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186: STOP FIRING MISSILES AT MY SHIPS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+18] u/TropicalOinkment: Bulls absolutely cannot meme, that is the only real tragedy of this market
[+17] u/SoloOutdoor: Ryan Cohen is a fuckn dirt bag
[+16] u/AdOk3638: OPEN THE CASINO YOU FUCKING CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+15] u/Upstairs_System_6257: My portfolio survived 2 missiles
[+15] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Getting tired of this soap opera drama war of “Will they, Won’t they?”….
Just get it over with and fuck already
[+14] u/UrekMazino153: what does orange even get out of this, oil is high, no deal yet, time is running out
[+13] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Iran: blows up US warship
Markets: this is totally fine, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
[+13] u/Jimbeauxer: Breaking: an 11 incher chocolate toilet snake just after hitting the side of the bowl
[+13] u/31andnotdone: "we're gonne dilute the piss outta you"
This sub:
*I'm buying more*
[+12] u/SmoresPies: every day that SNDK rises higher, my life gets bleaker
[+12] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: People talking 🥭 playing chess while the mother fucker has never even played checkers because he’s so dyslexic he can’t even use a keyboard on a computer
“I don’t use email, that’s how you get caught.”
Mother fucker you can’t spell
[+12] u/livingiice: I'm crying in the casino
[+12] u/Frozen_Shades: Last time I went to Gamestop, a fat employee was having McDonald's delivered. The smell was terrible.
[+11] u/CramerWasRight: Ryan Cohen on CNBC right now and he seems strung out af. Super bullish.
[+11] u/TreGet234: Stocks will never drop 1% again.
[+11] u/CalebVanPoneisen: Wouldn’t it be funny if Amazon ended up buying Ebay and leaving yet another heap of angry bagholders?
[+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: The strike was not from Iran stop spreading misinformation. They would've at least had the decency to wait until after 4:15 PM (EST).
This strike was to target my nearly $300 in SPY calls directly. Berkshire Hathaway twitter has been real quiet this morning too....👀
[+11] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Fake or not, Iran just showed his fast resuming the war would crash our market
[+11] u/SetRestart: BREAKING: Iran bought the dip gg wp
[+11] u/dumbest-bastard: In my garage, I feel safe
No one cares about my trades
[+11] u/A55BAG: 🥭 managed to get some poor soul to ape into Spirit just before the bankruptcy 🤣
[+11] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: We don’t want any part of your gas stealing business Cory and Trevor.
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: Did they hit the ship or not??!
US downplayed the attacks on US bases in the middle east before, only for most of them to have suffered major damage.
I don't trust the US for shit if they say they didn't get hit. Then again I don't trust the Iranians either lol.
[+10] u/LossMax: Who else saw all the bears saying I TOLD YOU SO!!! 30 minutes ago just to disappear for another month
[+10] u/mypdacc: INTC this SNDK that .. I need a new play. Please anyone, give me your 10x bagger for the next 2 years
[+10] u/knoqd_: SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL: IRAN FIRED A WARNING SHOT AGAINST U.S. WARSHIP TO PREVENT ITS ENTRY INTO STRAIT OF HORMUZ, UNCLEAR WHETHER THERE WAS ANY DAMAGE
[+10] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: eBay won’t sell, Cohen will look like a regard.
[+10] u/HiEyeQueue: If Iran sends another missile I will intervene
[+10] u/SetRestart: Rename the Strait of Hormuz to the Gay of Hormuz and Iran will want nothing to do with it
[+9] u/Jadedtrader33: Can’t imagine any company wanting to be taken over by GameStop, have to deal with the cult, and run by a retard like Cohen on top of that.
All at the same time too?
Ebay is not that company lmao.
[+9] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Boy, this is awkward — hahahaha. What a tool Cohen is.
[+9] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Help him Becky. Get his scammer ass
[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Can algos go to prison for manipulation? It’s getting disgusting
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: Freak the fuck out and buy everything. Doesn't matter what. Everything just goes up 10% per day every day. Don't miss out
[+9] u/Which-Resolution7297: Okay if I make it back to even then I will sell… but if I get all the way back to even then I will probably get above 10% profit and then I’ll sell… but if I get above 10% then I’ll probably get to 50% profit… shiiiit I might end up being rich today
[+9] u/SetRestart: Iran sunk a battleship
US *side glances at the sinking of USS Liberty*
Isreal *blushes*
[+8] u/e30jawn: Apes is this your mans?
[+8] u/natewrrn: Ryan hates CNBC. He never forgot then bashing him earlier
[+8] u/soundsfromoutside: Amazon sucks now. Tracking isn’t accurate, packages are regularly damaged.
[+8] u/RagingBearBull: with the Fall of the US, the only thing that brings me peace is knowning i cant afford to live past .... 45 or so?
im shit at portfolio management
[+8] u/UrekMazino153: panic seller, weak hands sold based on fake news lmao. enjoy missing the bull run retards
[+8] u/Treverer: Commence a venture, fail miserably, slap some new name on it (preferably FREEDOM or something amerigarded) and act like it’s a whole new thing, all while your enemy plays minesweeper like a 5 y.o. in the strait of Hormuz
Truly a businessman for the history books
[+8] u/SetRestart: Iran are idiots, all this back and forth and I bet they haven't even bought the dip. Bearish mfers
[+8] u/TopRaise7: The war lasted all of 7 mins
[+8] u/Boromir-Wants-: eBay is good for old
Car parts
[+8] u/_pout_: TIL I learned that NVDA has a higher market cap than Germany's GDP.
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: US official denies Iranian report that Navy vessel was hit by missile attack - Bloomberg
[+8] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: after watching the cnbc news i think this ryan guy is a moron, a genius moron
[+8] u/Logical_Photograph_5: GameStop is back in the game
[+8] u/Curious-Visual4525: If the war don't end soon oil going $150-200+.
Negotiate or start the war again! You can't just pause a war like it's a nintendo game.
[+8] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Goatfuckers tell the world that axios spreading fake news
[+8] u/le_pedal: Looks like all the apes have to clock into work today after all...
[+7] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers rooting for peace now as war was not working for them
[+7] u/ReconnaisX: axios: mango issues executive order banning red days
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I’ve never heard ryan cohen talk before is this guy like the ultimate retard or what?
[+7] u/legendarylegend26: This interview with Ryan Cohen on CNBC is hilarious lol
[+7] u/devnah721: God we make too many retards billionaires
[+7] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Poo yourself at work today the second you get there then go home. You deserve an extra day off.
[+7] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Ryan cohen has a forehead that commands the room
[+7] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+7] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Becky is not falling for any of this
[+7] u/Euphoric_Regret_2030: No crying in the casino
[+7] u/devnah721: He's just gaming his compensation package... the billionaire is just greedy.
[+7] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: My tickers are higher than before that lil dump
[+7] u/cardboard-junkie: Iran is definitely interested in humiliating the US during project freedom if they can. Although i wonder if 🥭is playing 4D chess of wanting them to provoke a fight and then he can retaliate.
[+7] u/Foremole_of_redwall: I don’t know who looked at SNDK at $1000 and thought, “you know, there is still room for profit here.” That sunovabitch is now looking at 20% returns. Congrats I guess.
[+7] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: I’m tired of the Propaganda Wars
[+7] u/NeotroO: They could use Nukes and SPY would end the Day Green now
[+7] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Photonics, semis, memory go brrrrrr
[+7] u/j1022: $SOUN is going to have a HUGE day
[+7] u/Bxdwfl: Fox News so committed to showing green, they've been showing energy prices while markets are down 😂
[+7] u/AdOk3638: Green by open = bers r fked by open.
[+7] u/mangofruitdude: Iran pls stop droneing my port
[+7] u/SetRestart: Iran would open the Strait of Hormuz if they knew we were crying in the casino
[+7] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: MSFT just knows I have calls and is staying down. There’s no other reason why this shit doesn’t pump
[+7] u/whitewashedsyrian: “Your options are fucked per sources familiar with the matter”: Axios
[+7] u/powerboner: Anyone have some big cannons I can cry on?
[+6] u/AdOk3638: Its jover bers, bols have the high ground. Green by open!
[+6] u/Mathguy200: I need NVDA to get the fuck back in the game
[+6] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Ryan cohen seems like he’s got a case of the mondays
[+6] u/El-Klotzo: the retardation of gamebay cult knows no limits
[+6] u/UsernameTaken_123: My portfolio is currently experiencing a small laundry room fire
[+6] u/Icy_Assist4467: Is Ryan Cohen fxxked up? He is acting like he is stoned
[+6] u/OkTax379: Oh Ryan Cohen is a dick
[+6] u/deathlyharry: today is a good day for options on leveraged etfs
[+6] u/Inevitable_Estate459: If this doesnt go sub 700 today when the war is escalating again with a forever closed strait I don't know when it will.
[+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: So how much money is enough to drop the gambling addiction and never gamble again? Sure I feel like there’s no amount that will truly do it but in practice there’s gotta me a number any regard here would stop at after hitting where it’s no longer worth it to continue gambling…
[+6] u/Fun-Journalist2276: Is BB going to make a squeezing SOUN soon???
[+6] u/wheniwhenyou: i need $NVDA @ 225$ so i can finish pay off my mortgage.. 🥲
[+6] u/Karl-Levin: I thought the plan was to provoke Iran to have an excuse to start bombing again?
Why are they denying the strikes? This all makes no sense.
[+6] u/type_error: Yields up for Harambe
[+6] u/beachsandwichen: Man this sub is garbage
[+6] u/iamjt: They don't need the assets unfrozen if they can just dump and pump everyday
[+6] u/beachsandwichen: You could say it’s the bots that ruined this place but I’d argue it’s your fault honestly
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: Iran says it hit a US warship. If they sink a US carrier with a Chinese supplied hypersonic carrier killer missile Xi was hyping during that big military parade a few years ago will SPY will instantly hit $800?
[+6] u/SetRestart: Iran should just throw the Strait of Hormuz on the stock exchange and call it a day
[+5] u/Rootlevelprivileges: Green by open idiots
[+5] u/Human_Roboto: Wow is haven't seen the ticket in a long time...gamecock
[+5] u/PsychoSynthesizer: How can you trust someone whose hair wants to escape from him, too
[+5] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: Game suck to the single digits by eow. He learned too much art of the deal from mango.
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Quick someone grab that Becky eye roll thing and gif it
[+5] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: So did they attack a US Navy ship or not?
[+5] u/Warm_Tzatziki: April was a month of straight up buying. Ike fucking 5 shares sold in total
[+5] u/X211499Reddit: Sorry guys I bought at precisely 6AM and then panic sold for a loss
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: The news said nothing about attacked warships instead they are playing European summit opening ceremony. Somebody is lying
[+5] u/Messer_Nexus: The more war vibes, the higher the market goes.
[+5] u/TopRaise7: Why can’t we just all get along and call it a day
[+5] u/dappernate: Calls on FLYYQ for LaQuisha
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Well apparently Amazon health is now a thing!! So I guess your next doctor is gonna be owned by Beff Jezos. Calls it is…
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Getting slobbed on by a fish head bruh #MorganStanley4lyfe
[+5] u/Mindwerkz: Buy defense contractors, space, semiconductors, memory, and oil companies with no middle east holdings. Sell insurance, carriers stuck in hormuz, and oil companies with middle east holdings.
[+5] u/KristyKae-12: Who’s cat walked in the keyboard at 6am?
[+5] u/Nanas_700k: Axios denies UAE claim that Iran fired drones at your Calls in the strait to Hormuz
[+5] u/kal14144: Barak Ravid reports that sources say you should be bullish
[+5] u/booose6: Bols, take a seat. Ber is in driver seat now
[+19] u/Andymilez: TACO's new nickname is NACHO...Not a chance Hormuz opens
[+16] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Sell in May if youre gay
[+14] u/ripcord51: how does Gen Z even go to the movies
moooom, can I have $135 to see the mandalorian
[+14] u/TheBooneyBunes: Gme on the board? Is this 2021?
[+14] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Rudy Giuliani hospitalized at Four Seasons Total Medical Center
[+13] u/dbgtboi: The billionaire cheat code on how to make billions
- Become ceo
- Take no salary, only a fuk ton of equity that requires you to 10x the market cap of the company
- Make an offer to buy out a company that has 10x your market cap, instantly increasing your market cap by 10x
- profit
[+13] u/neverturndownagain: A bull market is like sex. It feels best just before it ends.
\- Warren Buffett
[+12] u/DisgrunltedDan: Axios : the Holy Roman Empire has returned to Constantinople and has joined the USA on its crusade of the Hormuz strait !
🚀
[+12] u/vermilli21: Just remember, someone bought SLV at 105 and will probably take another 15 years for it to reach ATH again
[+12] u/leftygrooviness: Last time I bought something on eBay, Bezos had a hairline
[+11] u/No_Fig_7835: they had to call it fucking "operation freedom", we are so fucking cringe i hate it.
[+11] u/rand_walking_charts: Why is Barack Hussain doing it all?
[+11] u/Several_Bread_9144: "Epic fury"
"MIdnight hammer"
"Project freedom"
Hegseth expressing his closeted ghey
[+11] u/guzzledglizzy: Everything is FUCKED, everybody SUCKS
[+11] u/Club-Loud: 🚬☕️🇪🇺 STILL MONITORING THE SITUATION, DONT WORRY GENTLEMEN 🚬☕️🇪🇺
[+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: >OpenAI’s CFO Reportedly Wants to Delay the IPO from 2026 to 2027
[+11] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Guess what your SPY puts and my Spirit Airlines gift card has in common?
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: One day we'll all be wealthy beyond our imaginations
✨Manifest✨
[+10] u/yerwathurts: I wonder wat Roaring Kitty thinks bout this
[+10] u/aahidboss: Both sides straight up lying lol, no destroyer was actually hit but no US ship passed the strait either.
[+10] u/Legendary-Lemon: So let me get this straight: they are bombing the shit out of themselves. And markets decides it is cool. Then when there is a fake peace plan market will also decides it’s cool. And then when we resume the bombing, market will also decides that is cool.
[+10] u/kim82352: > Tanktrackers: An Iranian liquefied gas carrier has exited the U.S. Navy's encirclement zone without any issues.
[+10] u/aniote: Good morning to everyone except ETF buyers
[+10] u/Independent-Tree-985: Imagine buying Gamedrop because you heard the news and then he just comes out giggling about how he will dilute the stock _again_ because fuck you retail bagholders
[+10] u/BFox1982: Same as every day Pinky. Trying to take over the world!
[+9] u/Delicious_Put_5857: how do u comment 79 times in an hour wtf
[+9] u/Kashabowiekid: Looks like another laundry room fire on a US ship
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Lol axiois doing damage control after iran hit a us ahip
[+9] u/rm0277: SHOW ME THE CANNONS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+9] u/joycaptain: MARKETS ONLY DROP WHEN DRONES HIT DATACENTRES
[+9] u/JSlickJ: dump at open then pump
[+9] u/KwisatzHaterach: Couldn’t take my adderall Rx for 3 days straight. Got it this morning finally and now I’m feeling invincible!
[+8] u/Free-Championship828: Imagine having access to a pair of stress release cannons after a long day in the office
[+8] u/chainerection: Hey Ryan, might i suggest you to buy up Amazon?
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: its funny a company will announce something completely retarded and millions of retards will just be like woohoo we're so back!! based on absolutely nothing
[+8] u/Ok_Passage7069: Gonnnnnna ruin myself with spy puts AGAIN because I will NOT learn from my mistakes. 1 week out at open bb fuck the world
[+8] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset-398: Ryan Cohen = Kendall Roy 🤣 dude sounded ridiculous
[+8] u/_TryingToBeRational_: I have submitted an offer to purchase Ryan Cohen's wife and children in half cash half stock, don't ask me more questions, the full details are listed on my website.
[+8] u/omebyte: I bought spy puts. AMA
[+8] u/DateUser66: does anyone over the age of 25 use facebook anymore. its either thirst traps, doomer news or rage bait, and in every one there are old boomer dudes arguing with eachother
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: War back on the menu and bro is race baiting on off-brand twitter🤣
[+8] u/Spok3nTruth: My puts are cooked chat
[+8] u/TemporaryMushroom850: 'Iran and US issue conflicting reports on American warship strike' much to the surprise of everyone.
[+8] u/dontslambro: GREER SAID TRUMP MIGHT MONITOR COMPANIES THAT DON'T APPLY FOR TARIFF REFUNDS, LEADING TO DIFFERENT RESPONSES FROM BUSINESSES.
Mobster mentality.
Thats why he thought those numbers were a mob term.
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: I HAVE CASH AND IM A PAYING CUSTOMER HERE! WHAT SHOULD I BUY CALLS ON??
[+8] u/kim82352: > source reports that refineries in southern Iran have received evacuation orders.
[+8] u/tristis_veritas: Gamestore Cohen interview with CNBC:
https://www.cnbc.com/video/2026/05/04/watch-cnbcs-full-interview-with-gamestop-ceo-ryan-cohen.html
Not sure if he's just an awkward retard or autist with perhaps a plan.
Either way hope he levers to the tits and does it LMAO.
[+8] u/No-Put2311: Damn bers aren’t even gonna be able to cash out the crumbs of that dip this morning
[+8] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: so axios works to manipulate oil markets. tell me something i wont hear
[+7] u/callsonreddit: Who woulda thought WW3 be minesweeper
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: What happened while I was sleeping to international stocks geeze
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Can someone living by the Strait open their window and report back?
[+7] u/__nameless____: If you're in doubt, just buy spy calls 🤌🏻
[+7] u/sufficiently7777: Holy shit QUANTUM just got obliterated in its ass
[+7] u/CreepyBet8062: Cohen probably shouldn’t have gone on the air this morning.
[+7] u/zg44: St Louis/Dallas Fed:
"If we remove all sources of inflation, there is no inflation. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
[+7] u/dylanx5150: Imagine buying and holding SNDK for the past year.
[+7] u/Both-Improvement8645: So Project Freedom lasted about 1.2 gooning sessions
[+7] u/Historical_Stage2622: 0DTEs are stored in the balls
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i havent even gotten out of bed yet and im already at late afternoon friday level motivation
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Calls at open Monday through Thursday. Sell on Friday just in case shit goes down on weekend. Repeat for infinite money glitch
[+7] u/Initial-Magazine2169: If SOUN fucks me, I'm going to war with bots and the US education system.
[+7] u/mneymaker: **Serious question:**
**Is Hormuz Strait or May?**
The answer will define my strategy (bull or bear) for the rest of the month.
[+7] u/ten7four: Guys why is my SNDK only up +2% right now? I'm scared
[+7] u/goldtank123: Damn. I’m officially down like 42,000 for spirit airlines stock. Sucks!!!!
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: The 10 yr getting SPOICY
[+7] u/cbusoh66: eBay is a shitty company, Gamestore is a shittier company, Ryan Cohen is a hack and a fraudster.
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: All of the world’s largest economies depend on the price of oil remaining lower. Hope this helps
[+6] u/xzbobzx: All I know is that parked AWACS plane that got completely destroyed was described by western media as "damaged" so I'm going to be taking any reports of "nuh-uh man you totally missed my ship" with a big fat scoop of salt.
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: premkt clearly fake, why would we dump 0.7% but only recover 0.5%.
1% 0dte OTM calls at open
[+6] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: How bers gonna travel wo spirit?
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Barack **Hussain** Obama would never...
[+6] u/spectra444: 730 today probs just because nothing is real
[+6] u/IndicationLittle7199: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+6] u/mod-mike15: Why is nobody talking about BB BlackBerry, up 14% pre market
[+6] u/vermilli21: 70 dollars to fill a 11 gallon gas tank car. Hurry up AI and take my job!
[+6] u/MasterElite1: THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED
[+6] u/MoleMan199: Soun is up 0.10% … I’m glad we spammed the weekend thread for 2 days straight about it
[+6] u/ModeForJoe: # NACHO > TACO
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: Do calls, or do not, there is no try.
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: he's tweeting, brace for impact BERS
[+6] u/cryptohomunculus: Alexa play Despacito
[+6] u/karimamin: If you didn't sell already, it's too late.
[+6] u/JPM1216: who wants to give some blow off top
[+6] u/spectra444: Bers get baited again... Whats new
[+6] u/cfaawlday: SNDK is the nvda of chips now ?
[+6] u/MoMeanMugs: *The SpaceX founder testified on Thursday that he did not read the fine print of a 2017 term sheet related to OpenAI's shift from a nonprofit to a for-profit structure, only its headline.*
Anyone else picturing the Southpark Apple EULA episode in their head?
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Should I buy shares but 3x leverage?
[+6] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/pekebooo** bet **PLTR** goes from **147.7** to **162.47** before **05-May-2026 07:34 AM EDT**
Their record is 8 wins and 10 losses.
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+5] u/OSRSkarma: I leave for 1 weekend and everything goes to shit
[+5] u/DressPrestigious7088: Tesla will freefall to sub 350 this week.
[+5] u/tabrizzi: Indexes are up, SNDK goes up. Indexes are down, SNDK goes up.
[+5] u/ShikariV: Barak Ravid coming in soon from the top rope to destroy your puts.
[+5] u/SZJX: Holy. That fake news by Iranian state TV saved my ass. Got out on that dip.
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Hedgies are using the fake Iran missiles to deploy short ladder attacks on us. We must stand up against the hedgies.
[+5] u/cfaawlday: ITS RAINING FREE STONK MONEY
[+5] u/itseran: how am i gonna lose money today, any ideas
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: More like Xanu-dont.
I was up 50%, now down 30%, but bought more.
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Getting absolutely blasted by cannon milk rn
[+5] u/_TryingToBeRational_: I have submitted an offer to purchase Ryan Cohen's wife and children in half cash half stock, don't ask me more questions, the full details are listed on my website.
[+5] u/Nero23x: Dat 5 am gym high into market open
So fucking good 🦖
But if it's red my entire day is basically ruined 😭
[+5] u/suddenly-scrooge: everybody's gay every once and awhile
[+5] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Gapped up at Sunday open. Gapped down premarket. wtf?
[+5] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: I refuse to miss the next Trump-poalypse. I'm going balls deep in the market.
[+5] u/Swiftnice: PLTR is going to crash so hard after earnings lol
[+5] u/ToonamiNights: I'm pretty sure SPY and QQQ would be up despite nuclear radiation spreading across the entirety of the eastern hemisphere
[+5] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: I’ve never seen the strait of Hormuz or an Iranian before so it doesn’t exist the news is all a bunch of fake lies
[+5] u/zuziannka: Anyone here too regarded to take leverage and do option gambling?
[+5] u/OneLongjumping5743: may the 4th be with you haha
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: FUCK MSFT & META YOU RUINED MY LIFE
[+5] u/DevilishJoe: Buy the fucking dip!
[+5] u/tomato232: RDDT: $250 by the end of May, $500 EOY🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao what the hell happened at 6 am. Every stock is a straight line down.
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: 188.6 for gas where I'm at, jfc. (Equiv. $5.27/gal). Fuck me.
[+5] u/HDauthentic: Schrödinger’s high explosive
[+5] u/KeyReaction892: Preview of what would happen if fighting actually resumed. That was just the unconfirmed report.
[+5] u/ziggyho: Another us ship is gonna have a fire that started in the laundry room
[+17] u/Ok-Piano8789: i liked it better when the treasury secretary was running the US treasury department not giving updates on what the military is doing in the middle east
[+17] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I'm starting to think dystopia fiction like hunger games are too tame compared to our current societal trajectory
[+14] u/SaiyanApe17: War is back on and market is frozen LMAO this is the most heavily manipulated shit I have ever seen they are a few steps away from just turning off the sell button
[+13] u/bigboyvapesinc: They come up with the cringiest operation names. That alone is an impeachable offense
[+11] u/Sharkkboy6: Can someone wake me up in 4 mins and 59 seconds
[+11] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: I swear in front of this whole thread I’m gonna buy the next dip.
*market proceeds to have no dips till 2140*
[+10] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Lol scamst0p apes getting rug pulled again
[+10] u/IntellectualRetarded: Blasting calls at open
[+10] u/OkRecommendation1040: Isn’t it insane that over 90% of human history was before agriculture
[+10] u/Etheikin: celieve it or not,
balls
[+10] u/rocier: wait the guys on CNBC cant own stocks but congress can? lul
[+10] u/mr_snickerton: Imagine making a stock your entire personality and joining a cult about it only for it to trade sideways for 5 years while market rockets to new highs every day.
[+10] u/Eddyrancid: I love that this market is so overheated that people are asking what the news is on Spy dropping .13%
[+9] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Missile alerts in the UAE!!!
What the fuck.
[+9] u/r0n224: Missiles alert in Dubai , UAE? Anyone can confirm?
[+9] u/EyeSea7923: I'm still confused how Iran can fire warning shots and control the US Navy after being "completely obliterated".
[+9] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a 🥭.
[+9] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: PLTR fake pumping to give it buffer room to tank on earnings today
[+9] u/fredditf: not in UAE but i just put a missile down the toilet
[+9] u/Skilledthunder: I dont know much, but i do know that the comment above me is lying
[+9] u/Xx_ThatThiccBoi_xX: dump gonna be crazy 🥀
[+9] u/PoobliusFlavius: eye witness's of fire on destroyer
after centcoms BS announcement
[+9] u/mighty_sys_admin: using "advanced mode" on robinhood to watch my position get cooked
[+9] u/Ok_Worldliness_2902: The market really is sleepwalking of a cliff. Feels like '08 again
[+9] u/hekatonkhairez: Spike in pre-market, dump on opening, small rebound 15 minutes later.
Happy Monday
[+9] u/mehmilani: You know how it goes. Stairs up, elevator up, stairs up, helicopter up, escalator up, then a few ladders down.
[+8] u/Contrarianfool: SOUN has 38% short interest? that is crazy
[+8] u/ddrsdght: The stock market is the only thing holding up 🥭’s house of cards
[+8] u/whyshw: This whole eBay thing is like someone who works at Wendy’s with a 350 credit score going to a dealership to finance a lambo with zero down
[+8] u/ddrsdght: Just took a shit and it smells like New York in the 80s
[+8] u/fire_alarmist: LOL they keep removing all my comments/posts I try to make showing the DISASTER with the 30Y bond chart starting at 2am this morning. Go look at the 5 or 1 min candles on the 30Y bonds today starting at 2 am and load up puts.
Absolute fabric of the financial system is tearing to shreds, 30Y bonds SHOULD NEVER MOVE LIKE THAT FOR HOURS. PURE FRANTIC MANIPULATION AND ITS ALL SO COOKED.
[+8] u/nv42o: at this point i‘m trusting irans twitter more than 🥭
[+8] u/WailingWarbler: Man these defective laundry rooms just keep exxploding
[+8] u/UnimatrixZ3r0ne: The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the algorithms of Silicon Valley and the data centers of the cloud? To stand against the might of the models and the infrastructure and the union of the Two Towers of compute and capital? Together, my Lord Intelligence, we shall rule this digital earth. The old economy will burn in the fires of automation. Industries will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of progress with the prompt and the pipeline and the iron logic of the GPU. We have only to remove those who oppose us.
[+8] u/Ok-Toe-5124: I hate MSFT so much it’s unreal
[+8] u/killcon84: Robinhood sent a picture of my house after I bought webull
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: NVDA is actually so fucking dogshit now
[+8] u/bicks789: Stonks only go up 🤦🏽♂️
[+8] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: THE MARKET IS UNSTOPPABLE. LIKE A ROCKET
[+8] u/Rawkstonks: At this point a “don’t look up” asteroid needs to be on course to hit earth for spy to drop and only then it will drop .25%.
[+8] u/No_Current3675: Just go take a walk bruh
[+7] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Just checked my local shops and 32gb of ddr5 costs 450 bucks lmao. This crap ain't sustainable
[+7] u/mwfguxckdyou: Only regards, boomers and anyone with a room temperature IQ uses Truuth social. The UI is shit and littered with ads like from the early internet days.
[+7] u/cantgetthistowork: Strait open
🚨 TRUMP: TWO U.S.-FLAGGED MERCHANT VESSELS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TRANSITED THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Imagine being a speculator during the greatest energy crisis in history and you get convinced not to buy energy by retards on the internet
[+7] u/Sufficient_Insect812: What happened to you regards?? It was bullish as shiet in here last night - straight up euphoric.
[+7] u/tika_dengu: Axios denies missile alerts in UAE
[+7] u/questionr: The most shocking thing I learned this weekend is that people still use eBay.
[+7] u/Odd_Papaya8305: Can this shit dump 1-2% so that we all can load up
[+7] u/killainvest: Don’t let the fact I forgot to do this last night distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system
[+7] u/Thorontar: Soundhound AI!!!! Let’s go!!!!!🚀🧨
[+7] u/Mahrez-: Don’t open the casino
[+7] u/Sufficient_Insect812: We are not even at peak euphoria in this market yet.
[+7] u/bluessan: Bombing again, is it over chat
[+7] u/OscarCapac: Wsb: but if you buy a company that went x30 in a year, you will surely lose money
Sandisk: lol. Lmao
[+7] u/AyoungSquid: Always have to shit right before open
[+7] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Gamestore baggies about to get diluted by like 150% lmao. To buy eBay with half cash half stock, and with GME’s current 12B market cap, they need to more than double the shares to reach 28B from shares LOL.
[+7] u/MaxEhrlich: So I’m like all in on MU SNDK DRAM and EWY, this shit can’t go tits up
[+7] u/jujuss1212: Another day another bullshit V
[+7] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: LOOK AT MY CANNONS U FISH FACE BASTARD
Thank u for ur attention to this madness
[+7] u/captain_casino: Old women and car guys
[+7] u/ReblWithoutApplause: Intel isn’t memory dumbass
[+7] u/Old_Bird2476: It’s just one of those days
[+7] u/TimeTravelingChris: Reality as to what is going on in Iran.
[+6] u/kolovod: So looks like both sides are now managing to avoid the other side's blockade. Hormuz kinda semi open. Callz
[+6] u/UnknownM007: Missile alerts in Dubai…. Here we go
[+6] u/cantgetthistowork: UAE just getting punished for leaving OPEC. Nothing to see here
[+6] u/NotMe357: "US Treasury Secretary Bessent, on Iran: The US is opening up Strait - Fox News"
[+6] u/Ok-Art6659: Way to bearish in here. Calls it is
[+6] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Really wish the dollar wasn’t slowly/quickly becoming worthless
[+6] u/stefanone: Just bought 29k of tech stocks, wish me luck boys
[+6] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Google finance just integrated 'google research LLM' into google finance beta 🤢
its so over bros
[+6] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Gamestore baggies lmao
[+6] u/neverseengreen: Not a bear but i think the market is cooling off
[+6] u/CoatEnvironmental728: Calls calls calls calls calls
[+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: 🥭 's social media team could really seize the day with some good star wars imperial memes. Death star blowing up Iran's navy clips and stuff
[+6] u/DegenGonnaDegen: I see all these stocks that would have retired me if I wasn't a pussy/idiot
[+6] u/teh_herper: Imagine ur doctor visiting this sub / checking their robinhood account right before they see u lol
[+6] u/NoodHigga69: Going to the strait on my jet-ski to have the real intel
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Constantly picking losers… like asts
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: space stocks getting Mel Gibson'd
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: Let the pump commence
[+6] u/wattap: If I paid someone to manage my money and they bought at these levels I would immediately fire their dumb ass
[+6] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: SOUN going to cross 10Mil daily volume in the first 30 min of the market being open. Holy shit.
[+6] u/ApprehensiveUse9593: SOUN TO THE MOON!!🚀🚀
[+6] u/Electronic-Tax-1641: Elon cancer curing musk back at it again
[+6] u/jassal1729: They call me the Ruggernaut cz I ride rug pulls
[+6] u/No_Current3675: MU fkn out of control
[+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Market is permanently broken. Fuck this
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: When semi bubble pop this is regarded
[+6] u/hioman01: Believe it or not, puts >!the fries in the bag!<
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: **The market in 2026:**
Computer r good
Buy lots of computer stuffs
[+6] u/Specialist_Shallot82: Market doesn’t care about the war at all anymore
[+6] u/Sjw455: It dipped so we can buy it
[+6] u/spudbro00: When you play 0dte a single % is death lol
[+5] u/mwfguxckdyou: Girls call me jolly rancher cuz I stay HARD
[+5] u/College_finals: !banbet SOUN +15% 2d
[+5] u/todddepri: I heard Ryan is also buying Amazon and Anthropic with monopoly money.
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: It really is amazing how the market is acting like the war is 100% over and the strait is 100% open.
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: 20Y and 30Y almost the exact same yield because everyone is pricing in the fact that the US government literally wont exist after 20 more years L0L
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Space stocks will allow me to retire at 98 instead of 99. 🚀🚀
[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: attacks on lindsay lohan have resumed
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: so many fake dips, holy
[+5] u/SettingSavings4024: Spy literally down 0.05% premarket and bears in this thread are celebrating 🤣
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Love it when YouTube spoils a show by recommending videos. Thanks YouTube, you’re a fuck ASS
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: I'm either going to be rich today or still broke
[+5] u/interstellara_: I got woken up by some asshole birds outside my window 30 minutes ago in time for the war to restart before Monday open, what is this nonsense? Calls I guess
[+5] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Anyone else feeling apocalyptic today?
[+5] u/illinformed-will: This market has higher count chromosomic strenght
[+5] u/CamOper: Shorting INTC here. Fuck Nan.
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Just want GayStop to go dump so I can hear the mental gymnastics of the ape retards.
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: I have a gut feeling I should probably stay out the market today. I never listen to my gut, fucking calls at open.
[+5] u/xTeeD: Blowing up a Korea ship right before market open…cmon guys
[+5] u/Local_Many_9108: i got a bad feeling were gonna pump somemotherfuckinghow
[+5] u/havntmadeityet: Haven’t made money in like 3 weeks:(
[+5] u/Athien: Hot take: Crying is allowed in the Casino
[+5] u/DroidArbiter: A South Korean vessel was reportedly targeted by Iranian forces near the Strait of Hormuz, no casualties reported.
[+5] u/Local_Many_9108: would you guys rather be the person who works the firetruck horn and sirens or the one who sits in the back on the ladder?
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: Dow... more like Down amirite
[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: A haiku:
Open flat, close flat
What happens in the middle?
Theta fuckery
[+5] u/LOTWAdminTanner: Missiles flying over the UAE, air defenses going off on Iran, warship hit, oil about to hit all time high soon. I don’t know what to do so I’ll let you guys lose money for me
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: may I remind everyone that we aren't flat, we're down 0.1%...
did bers even say thank you?
[+5] u/Beercules1993: wtf is this opening?? No movement at all?
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: Is it possible to have negative volume? Because that open felt like it was
[+5] u/captain_casino: Asts needs to change their ticker to Asss
[+5] u/hioman01: SPY down 0.1%, it's fucking over
[+5] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Missing out on this memory run must be so embarassing LMAO
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: God forbid QQQ stay red for more than 10 seconds
[+5] u/Specialist_Wear8807: I need SPY to dip, it's the only way to V
[+5] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Holy shit Micron, I can only get so hard.
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: 30Y bond about to breach 5%. Lets see how they try to taco out of it.
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: What is this flat bullshit lmfao
[+5] u/artandambition: You know what, I’m going to say it.
🥭 market sucks dick.
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU is still on sale. Your great grandchildren will thank you
[+5] u/mikey_rambo: Nbis my titties off woooo
[+5] u/UnivalveX: I legit think we had a single drop of -0.3% the past 5 weeks lmao (which was reversed aftermarket as well)
[+5] u/ai___________: MU 600 end of hour lmao
[+5] u/Practical_Fix_7214: Getting crushed in my puts.
Don’t know what to do. Shouldn’t have entered at open
[+5] u/Deshen87: Bessent:
"We have absolute control of the strait"
There you got your sell signal
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: time for the daily morning anoos blow out with an espresso and Zyn combo
[+5] u/SceneKing: May the 4th be with you
[+5] u/RoyalOreo99: bought 3 SOUN calls on friday, sold em this morning for a nice $100 profit. now im net-zero for the weekend's drinks.
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: Stand back and stand by, drill team
[+5] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Must be hard being a retarded ber :/ just wrong and ugly all the time
[+5] u/zackacz: Do they have a bunch of monkeys sat at desks spam clicking the buy button for 6 and a half hours per day or something?
[+5] u/itstakiyk: I need SPY to go just a little bit more up plz
[+5] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: HAHA THE PUMP IS UNSTOPPABLE. WE ARE GREEN SPY.
LETS GO FOR ATH!! FOHKIN POMP IT.
IF YOU A BEAR, YOU A BROKE AS BITCH!
[+5] u/kawkface: Can someone give me a lowkey play that will double my money in 2 years or less
[+5] u/bhavil9: Wonder how eBay will play out since the proposal price is $125/share
[+5] u/Most_Pineapple87: so...looks like calls again? free money printer 😄
[+5] u/Few_Grocery50: What if Trump is now trying to justify accepting the Iran deal with this? I mean acting tough, and then they say Iran was so scared that they accepted our deal. Or what if Iran built a time machine and not a nuclear bomb and now they've come back with futuristic hypersonic missiles that they made with the demogorgons.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Ah, Monday. Cunts will email me about trivial bullshit.
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: dumped and recovered on fake news, get with the times
[+5] u/Paincoast89: i’m buying calls at open
[+5] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: You're sounding a little ber-curious.
[+5] u/itsme971: nvda been playing around for 7 months now
[+5] u/vitalalgorithms: Nobody cares. 724 open dip to 722 then close at 726
[+5] u/Electronic-Tax-1641: Tesla puts are literal donations they will never hit
[+5] u/Extreme-District8213: this is good place to find exit liquidity
[+21] u/Provolone-Jones: 🥭: we will respond with force if Iran attacks any commercial vessels in the strait.
Iran: *attacks 4 tankers and US navy*
🥭: please stop
[+16] u/timetopractice: I can remain irrational longer than the market can stay solvent
[+15] u/LasyKuuga: US gets bombed by Iran
US gov: Nuh uh
SPY: +2% 🚀
[+15] u/Primary-Abies9041: So let me get this straight. Oil which is an input for everything directly or indirectly goes up 50%. which means products would have to raise prices and destroy demand. And this is somehow bullish?
[+14] u/FullRetard50: Is SOUN gonna squazzle our nuts
[+14] u/El_Jamonito: Hello fellow regards, just so you all feel better, please find a list of some of my trades from the past 2 years below (I made barely any gains as well, mostly just panic-sold):
Sold RKLB at 10
Sold IONQ at 9.50
Sold RGTI at 3.20
Sold ASTS at 15
Sold LUNR at 11
Sold MU at 85
Sold NBIS at 100
Sold UUUU at 7
Sold PL at 9
Sold ONDS at 2.50
Sold CCJ at 49
Sold IREN at 25
Sold AMPX at 3
Have a good day, I'll find the nearest bridge.
[+14] u/Nubesrojas7: Spy is up $64 this past month. what the fuuuck
[+13] u/Thecreamcheeze: Jesus Christ look at bonds. Great Job 🥭
[+12] u/LasyKuuga: SNDK gonna keep rising until I fomo in and call the absolute top
[+11] u/snifflingmoon: # Explosion, fire on South Korean vessel in Hormuz
A spokesperson for South Korean shipper HMM told Reuters that a fire was reported in the engine room of the bulk carrier and the cause is being investigated.
South Korea’s Foreign Ministry also reported an explosion and fire in the vessel, which it said had 24 crew aboard at the time – 18 foreign nationals and six South Koreans.
[+11] u/magmacannon: Iran is actively blowing up ships across the strait. Did this idiot tell ships to plow through and hope you don’t get blown up?
[+10] u/Iunatic: I bought 1500 shares of NBIS at $18 and sold at $20 back in late 2024. Should I kill myself?
[+10] u/Character_Set3454: Hi guys, the market has been open for 34 minutes now and we have not smashed through the ATH by 4% yet.
Is this a new great depression?
[+10] u/EnginrA: 1. Buy MU, SNDK literally any day
2. Profit
[+10] u/LiveInLayers: Mods can I do a permanent ban bet for SPY down 10% in 6 weeks?
[+10] u/2020isgreat: Iran is straight up taking out tankers and no one cares lmao
[+10] u/PaxDev: Why am I seeing so much about SOUN?
[+9] u/_Chicken_Chaser_: NBIS makes my pp tingly
[+9] u/CharmingSoil: This market is officially nuts.
[+9] u/codespyder: Stock goes up 25% in a day: “Holy shit I’m gonna be rich forever”
0DTE goes up 25% in 2 mins: “tf is this weak ass shit it won’t even cover my coke habit for next month”
[+9] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Bought puts here cause I don't like money
[+9] u/JakeAndThePenguin: People with insider knowledge are really making big bucks. Imagine taking a 1000x calls leverage with full confidence. Money is really fun in a rich man's world.
[+9] u/Bichael-Murry: so fucked up, beyond fucked up tbh
[+9] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: we will literally never see another red day
[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: >US treasury secretary calls on China to push Iran to open strait
Begging for help from china ??
BULLISH !!!!!
[+9] u/OsamaBagHolding: -20 social credit score.
[+8] u/kenathen: spy 750 easily today
[+8] u/csklmf: riding the MU SNDK NBIS IREN wave
[+8] u/Nubesrojas7: Fuck here comes that fat SPY candle up
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Forgive me for such blasphemies but I think puts might be the okay today. SPY kinda stalling, usually we crime pump by now
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Market rotation from everything into MU, SNDK and NBIS lol
[+8] u/Klutzy_Display6531: All I can say is max loss is always 100%, but max gain is 100000%
[+8] u/Stack_Johnson: SOUTH KOREA'S FOREIGN MINISTRY REPORTED A FIRE AND EXPLOSION ON A KOREAN VESSEL IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. 24 CREW MEMBERS WERE ON BOARD. INVESTIGATIONS INTO THE CAUSE AND DAMAGE TO THE VESSEL ARE UNDERWAY, AND SOUTH KOREA WILL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH RELEVANT COUNTRIES.
Stock ripping higher on the news
[+8] u/StophJS: Lol I loaded up on NBIS at $75 and told myself I wouldn't look at it for a year. Obviously sold it like 3 days later.
[+8] u/brock_bowers: Just watched the CNBC Ryan Cohen interview. This guy sucks!
[+8] u/CHENWizard: All you regards buying SOUN impress me
Edit: Not in a good way
[+8] u/AmeriMan2: Fear, loathing and $SOUN
The next quick squeeze
[+8] u/Zfreezy: Who the fuck told me to buy microslop
[+8] u/Deep_Somewhere8535: The ram companies going up more than the companies that literally make it useful is fucking hilarious what the fuck is this market atp
[+8] u/420Secured: Vix down, gold down, crude oil down. Meanwhile all the indices AND corn are up. What are you clowns waiting for? This is already a sign from God.
[+7] u/Critical_Virus_9341: Gameturd chasers got bagged again lmao
[+7] u/itsnotshade: Bears forget it doesn’t matter what’s actually moving through the strait.
What matters is what we believe is happening in our tweeted reality.
[+7] u/BrokeDueToBiotech: This is gonna be one hell of a bulltrap 😂😂😂
[+7] u/AnrEnthusiast: I'm so sick of thinking I timed the bottom. I haven't made any money this year.
[+7] u/DebtOk4461: Escalation tonight after market close. Book it.
[+7] u/moneygon_: 0DTEs are stored in the balls
[+7] u/Affectionate-Idea690: 2 ships cross gay of whores
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Bull BBQ at my place today at 4pm. Your fish head wife is invited
[+7] u/Comfortable733: # SNDK UNPATCHED MONEY EXPLOIT
[+7] u/natures3: Wonder how Cuckerberg feels with his stonk underperforming QQQ by 15+%
[+7] u/rollinhating: this market will never fail, the administration will just keep gaslighting the public.. Tanker got hit? Nah.. Iran wants to negotiate! " No we dont - Iran " .. etc etc
[+7] u/Puzzleheaded-Pace843: Am I crazy to think Soun will hit $15 by eow?
[+7] u/Ble_h: Did you gamestore retards think going 50 billion in debt was a good thing?
[+7] u/whitepug: Just received a phone alert that POTUS was notified of my "unpatriotic" purchasing of put options? Wtf???
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: Nvidia has returned back to being a pos
[+7] u/EdoTensei10: NVDA stands for: Never V Down Always
[+7] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: beyond gay market action
[+7] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Remove my hands so I’m no longer allowed to trade
[+7] u/A_Credo: Sun is setting on the Strait. Darkness is when activity will pick up.
Will ships make a run for it?
Will Iran/US/Israel launch attacks?
Will both sides just keep jawboning and saying they are awesome (when none of them are)?
Tune in to find out!
[+7] u/2020isgreat: We could officially enter a recession and the market would go up bcs of rate cuts lmao
[+7] u/b3no_coin: Now even the anticipation of a taco pumps the market!
[+7] u/SeaFill7604: Someone else sell their SOUN calls so it can pump, I’m holding mine
[+7] u/rollinhating: aslong as the US denies everything Iran is saying they did/have done and keeps repeating " Strait of hormuz is open " market will continue to climb.
[+7] u/TraipseTraveller: I like looking at charts all day
[+7] u/Any-Pitch-2963: spy 0dte unplayable. decay like 🖕
[+7] u/Green_Perception_671: Let’s say you start with 10 dollars. Go and blow someone behind a dumpster for 10 dollars. There ya go, doubled in one mildly uncomfortable evening.
[+6] u/HolographicHeart: ASTS...
Always Short This Shit
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Imagine not buying the top because you think its the top but new top everyday buddy
[+6] u/YTLupo: I WISH THE MARKET WAS LIKE THIS DURING HIS FIRST TERM LOL.
[+6] u/superzorenpogi: This daily threads feels like audience to horse racing.
With that said, go NOK crush those other stonks!!!
[+6] u/Master-Stranger8908: What time does Spy wake up ?
[+6] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Who tf buying amd at 350$? But I was also saying that at 250, and 200. I’m about to FOMO in
[+6] u/chainer3000: Does MU break 600 today?
[+6] u/tocinoman: Man, stuck in fuckass NVDA while everything around it rockets. Guess we'll come back to this tomorrow
[+6] u/Reasonable_Roger: 30 year is yielding 5.. that's good, right?
[+6] u/ThatGuyDan123: Instagram is just race baiting garbage and facebook doesnt even show you people you know anymore metaverse looked like the first gen wii and you think they will handle ai well now lmao
[+6] u/nick8852: Need spy to breakout and move up
[+6] u/whodowhodo: I bought 1yr leaps and am up 400%. Up 100% like a month in. Why do you guys gamble with all your fucking money?
[+6] u/buzzysmoke: Cramer needs to keep his mouth shut😭
[+6] u/Unemployable1593: every damn news source behind a paywall
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: $SNDK and $MU are literally an infinite money glitch holy fuck
[+6] u/SmoothFlan0: Nvida dumping cuz regards are putting all their money in MU
[+6] u/CheapHero91: meta is a great opportunity here
[+6] u/csklmf: SNDK to 1320 by EOD at this rate fomo is real
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: MU pumping so hard that it’s unbelievable
[+6] u/gooneral_MC: i bet fish head wife could make a good soup.
[+6] u/McMartianMonster: SOUN volume already at 18 mil.
[+6] u/colombianboii11: How long can this dogshit volume carry SPY
[+6] u/TurbodToilet: This fucking market is a joke
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: 2022 btc was $16k. Why the fu didn't i buy
[+6] u/old_copper_kettle: Got in SOUN just because I think momentum and chatter sends it up the next two or three days
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Strait is officially mined, No sign of a deal, Oil reserves draining, Oil 102 lmao
[+6] u/Fkn1v1mem8: too much “bad news” and “fear” 726 today
[+6] u/It-hurts-whenIP: I actually genuinely feel bad for bears. To be this stupid for this long, we need to be more compassionate bulls they don’t know what they are doing.
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Please keep shooting at our warships, markets love it!
[+6] u/hudson701: MSFT honouring its commitment to never, ever, leave the 410 - 430 region.
[+6] u/2020isgreat: U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL PLEDGES TO USE ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT RESOURCES TO ADDRESS RISING FOOD PRICES.
if you are wondering why fertilizer companies haven't been going up Price Controls! lmao
[+6] u/josephtward: FED cut rates in June, what do you guys think?
[+6] u/RogerBalderer: Holy shit I’m making fucking bank
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Give me SanDisk or give me head.
[+6] u/BT_Baggage_handler: That was your last chance for more calls
[+6] u/greenchaos: spy got hit by two cannons
[+6] u/sitbar: Axios has lost all credibility
[+5] u/coffeeman1010: Let’s go $NOK I wanna see $15 by EOW
[+5] u/PROMlSED: Is there a day memory stocks actually have a dip and not like -2%?
[+5] u/DorzFlatBrain: Freak the fuck out and sell it is fucking over
[+5] u/old-cow666: Wow, this manufactured pump is just going to shart itself
[+5] u/CPR123_: Idk why WSB doesn’t just go all in on SNDK it’s literally free money
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: top of the day has been reached.
[+5] u/Apocalyptic-Post: SOUN borrow cost increased to 67% and still zero short shares available
[+5] u/YTLupo: Gaystop Crowd going to double down and buy SPY Puts LMAO
Can't make this shit up.
[+5] u/mapsosa: MU might hit 600 eod at this point
[+5] u/LexAeterna27: I sold NBIS before open, thank me later.
[+5] u/Warm_Implement3088: Mango: Iran's Navy
WACK
Iran's Airforce
WACK
Iran's air defence
WACK
[+5] u/Xzlk: BREAKING: Hyperscalers to invest in those chimpanzees that are capable of pattern recognition by memory due to rising memory costs.
[+5] u/browsk: One day I’ll hold the calls longer 🥲
[+5] u/Comfortable733: BEAR IN SHAMBLES FOR 5TH TIME THIS MORNING 😂🫵
[+5] u/Knarre30: How are we green. This shit market is fueled by hopes and dreams and it wont stop
[+5] u/FlatwormBig5514: Why is CNBC posting this rational slop:
[Stock market 'euphoria' masks looming Iran war recession risk](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/04/strait-hormuz-gas-price-oil-shock-recession-risk-economy-iran-us-war.html)
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: Pro move me buying 130k of MUU
[+5] u/zestykite: You thought red?? Wrong...
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Its gonna poop bulls its gonna pop soon
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: We’re gonna follow the same trend. Morning pump and fade for a few hours, probably gonna rebound eod.
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: The market appears to be moving in correlation with oil. Given that oil shot up 5 points before the US denied Iran attacked a US ship, that is not good for bulls.
[+5] u/Less_Spare_6970: Sold my 0dte puts for -40% and I'm out.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: wow it must really suck to be ber
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Rug pull gonna cause some serious burns 🥵
[+5] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT
>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS
>Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT'
✅️ The United States is executing a **Stealth Default** and will be accompanied by a new puppet fed chair that will set the agenda to rate cuts. The board will be stacked.
[+5] u/jasperCrow: So oil sunk Spirit. Who is next? Starting to remind me of Hertz in 2020.
[+5] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: HI EVERYONE
MENTAL HEALTH CHECK IN.
HOW WE DOING.
MY HOLDINGS
$GOOG
$AMZN
$MSFT
$SNDK
$AVGO
[+5] u/According-Page8618: asts is fucking me daily
[+5] u/Chance-Albatross7809: retail is absurdly bullish its making me want to buy puts
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Was up $1300 on the day. Now I’m up $175.
[+5] u/CheeryGeoDuck55: NBIS is AT LEAST a $200 stock, earnings in a week will show it
[+5] u/severed02: This VIX suppression has been biblical
[+5] u/_Chicken_Chaser_: I think I’ll root for Netherlands in this upcoming World Cup thanks to my NBIS bae
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: If you missed +3000% on the way up you can still catch the +3000% on the way down on SNDK, MU and NBIS
[+5] u/spellbreaker: The risk of the market regardmaxxing is *de minimis*, at this point.
[+5] u/Smuvmuniz: O date spy puts not working out for me
[+5] u/AmeriMan2: $soun about to be the new poet. Treadmill lightly bagholders
[+5] u/dablackpantha: Oil and spy up who is telling the truth here
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Lmao gamecock ruggedddddd
[+5] u/tldamico: So market basically dumped at 6 am and has almost completely recoved since then... What am I missing?
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: The gey bers are back after a four week hiatus
[+5] u/AssociateLate1116: She’s not gonna dump until there’s total despair by bears.
[+5] u/Oxidrox: Swedish news confirming tankers are blowing the fuck up right now, yet market is pumping to new ATH 😂
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Dumps big and immediately gets bought back up lmao. Fucking roaches
[+5] u/ForsakenInside748: Something about a us ship being targeted or hit bc they will be guiding tankers through the strait
[+5] u/Spy300: >ELON MUSK HAS SAID: "AI/ROBOTICS WILL MEAN EVERYONE CAN HAVE A PENTHOUSE IF THEY WANT. THE OUTPUT OF GOODS & SERVICES WILL BE SEVERAL ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE HIGHER THAN TODAY’S ECONOMY." ...
AI/Robotics means the elites will have a humanoid army to suppress the poor people when they rebel.
[+16] u/GreatRegard: Literally rockets flying,
SPY: Best I can do is -0.36%, green by EOD of course
[+15] u/RAHMOOO2: https://preview.redd.it/v8za9vmo25zg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d056016a5335ed08907ae5e11d605af318f9c3d
[+15] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: JPM’s cannons ❌
Iran’s cannons ✅
[+12] u/Jordykins850: IRANIAN ATTACKS ON UAE ONGOING. DRONES, BALLISTIC & CRUISE MISSILE LAUNCHES CONTINUE, ALL TARGETING O&G ASSETS
[+11] u/softboiledjadepotato: Ohhhhh so you DO care about Iran all of a sudden
[+11] u/Dear-Law9628: UAE gets bombed, markets flat after a 4% jump on the news of a ceasefire...makes sense
[+11] u/DarthTraderrr: i sold my puts.. its going down now
[+10] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: 🥭 : “We are manipulating the market”
Bessent: “We are manipulating the market”
Lutnick: “Yup, we are manipulating the market”
Average bear: “They must be manipulating the market or something, my puts should have printed”
[+10] u/banditcleaner2: can't wait for SNDK to be $1800 in one month while I sit here today refusing to buy because no way it can go higher, and thats exactly what its going to do, lmao
[+10] u/torwori: Per Axios, there is no war in Iran, citing anonymous Pakistani source.
[+10] u/Dear-Law9628: ME oil is about 2-3 months behind on deliveries. There's a lack of jet fuel in Asia and Africa to the point where the IATA is warning a shitload of airports are gonna have to shut down soon and no one gives a shit😂
[+10] u/derprondo: Somebody is playing 4D chess, but it's not Mango the Pawnman.
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: Checking the stock price via Yahoo finance, so that I don't have to open my port 💀
[+9] u/MadDabbed: $10 BROKE AGAIN ON $SOUN
[+9] u/eggplant_parm827: It’s still gonna V and close green. You guys never learn.
[+9] u/DisaffectedLShaw: Confirmation, they got Fujairah.
Iran really playing chess while Trump needs another toy to play with as he listens to the next steps so he can point at one and go "We do that, do you think I need more gold for the ballroom?"
[+9] u/wotton: my main news source is now wsb
[+9] u/DoubleFamous5751: Panic sell everything guys. It’s over
[+9] u/yushey__: Haha sold puts at a loss at 722. Fuck
[+9] u/burnerAccountDuh24: The retarded shrek will be coming any moment now
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # The way everyone was panicking in here I thought SPY was down 10% LMAO💀🤌
[+9] u/Detonate-Ralph: Really praying that Trump insiders got rekt today
[+9] u/ggtfcjj: I have a Thailand trip via Qatar in 2 weeks, am I cooked?
[+8] u/Brawmethius: In my nearly 25 years of trading with serious money.
I have never seen a more retarded market.
No this is not a "buy puts" look at the flows don't also be retarded.
But either the fundamental change in market plumbing that has happened over the last 5-ish years to the monetization of volatility is stable (TBH I am doubtful it is); or we are so fucking fuckity fucked it isn't even funny.
To you crayon eaters this means the change towards favoring liquidity over price discovery results in the infinite bid in reality or one day we get rapid un-fun price evaluation and discovery.
[+8] u/AxemanFromMA: #Lets go SOUN break $10!!!!!! Onwards to $40+
[+8] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: I just made 5.4k in 30 minutes.
[+8] u/bringkiteback: On that drop I made 1k and now I’m gonna spend my birthday getting aggressively high and goon
[+8] u/hopewellroad: So it was operation “Project Freedom from Congress”
War 1 terminated, War 2 started by Iran so it’s ok, no more 60 days limit.
[+8] u/Jordykins850: EXPECT MEDIA/NEWS LID IN/AROUND CONFLICT ZONES AFTER OIL EXPORT FACILITIES IN FUJAIRAH UAE HIT AND BADLY DAMAGED 😱😱😱😱
And I thought Iran were the baddies for knocking out their internet 🤫
We’re all really closer to the same then we’d ever admit.
[+8] u/Quick_Rent_Now: You KNOW its gonna V that I've decided to get puts
[+8] u/ActivatingEMP: We finally accepting that the war is real and oil is still important or are we going to have another 20% run because everything computer
[+8] u/AMX_revue: regrad bols so quiet now LMAO
[+8] u/Convillious: Draw more support lines on your charts it will hold up the market
[+8] u/Tropicalfisher: 🥭 latest tweet is too funny. Who even posts something that stupid
[+8] u/Capt_Chickenpox: So the play stays the same right? A few rockets and bombs get passed over the strait, markets go down then all of a sudden back to negotiations and the markets go back up?
[+8] u/bigswordmeatlord: Jarvis, activate reverse thrusters. Initiate V protocol and nuke that bear and their family of 4.
[+8] u/ConstantSpace5809: Just absolutely brutal news today. Turns out Rudy Giuliani is recovering
[+8] u/meforprezz: no bad news for a few minutes - pump resumes.
[+8] u/music_is_gud: Just coz some random missile struck a random oil facility in the middle east doesn't mean data centers in America will build themselves.
Buy the fucking dip on AI related stocks!
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: I often wonder if 🥭 ever regrets listning to Hegseth for any advice ever
[+8] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: I like how Iran just hates the UAE in particular
Mad they didn't get a share of the crypto scammer/OnlyFans pie huh
[+7] u/Misaka9615: The fact that the people here still only upvote bearish (and sarcastically bullish) comments means we still have plenty more to run.
[+7] u/DarthTraderrr: i am neither holding calls nor puts but i just want market to crash HARD just to see how Mango will react to his own self-afflicted regardness.. is that too much to ask for?
[+7] u/youbenchbro: Iran is attacking the UAE. That's what's going on.
[+7] u/wyudtix: **PANIC SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW!! IT’S OVER**
[+7] u/MadDabbed: Guess I should’ve held those spy puts…..
[+7] u/2AMTrader: oil infrastructure getting hit by drones.
[+7] u/TomBradysNightLight: God, it's me again...
[+7] u/AntiOriginalUsername: “Peace talks going well!!”
[+7] u/NazgulSandwich: "Fire at Fujairah petroleum site after drone attack from Iran: Media office" - Aljazeera
(UAE)
[+7] u/Typical-Ad-8381: Turns out Iran has ballz, who would have thought lmao
[+7] u/aaryan_a: 🥭 is gonna get angry on Truth Social very soon and war will resume this weekend. Save your dry powder and buy tf out of the market next week on sale
[+7] u/zurijer: USO should be at $180 right now
[+7] u/cannythecat: You know that the strait is never gonna reopen right?
[+7] u/nullzeroerror: Is more oil fields attacked good????
[+7] u/Upper-Difficulty660: how can mango keep making these stuuuuuupid fucken comments and how long will the 100 million people who follow him (maga) keep getting conned. I can't see anyone thinking yeah these comments make sense to me. WTF
[+7] u/Abe2025: Keep pumping. Why even sell?
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: Iran blasting the UAE rn
[+7] u/FrostingOk2692: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the strait of Hummus. I watched drones glitter in the dark near the oil fields. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to lose money
[+7] u/Alive-South-8808: Violent V incoming lol
[+7] u/cyril1991: Total nuclear war is a bullish game.
[+7] u/pen15_club_admin: Is it possible these are peace missiles being fired
[+7] u/bigswordmeatlord: BREAKING NEWS: Market unaffected by war.
[+6] u/Red_V_Standing_By: SOUN about to break $10...
[+6] u/Jordykins850: Direct hits on UAE O&G facilities 🫣
[+6] u/skychief99: Party's over. Turn out the lights. Time to crash and burn to oblivion.
[+6] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Dafuq just happened? 🥭 Do something?
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/6rtua5x225zg1.png?width=438&format=png&auto=webp&s=23e72036e47e34ccfdcb2a6a3f59d2e3f31b7755
[+6] u/LectureNo1620: Waiting for the -600% drop. Some say unfeasible but then you've never been leveraged to the tits.
[+6] u/United-Hearing-8286: Missiles flying and spy still was green
[+6] u/Sick0h: The real dump was the shits we took along the way.
[+6] u/schwalbatros: I once thought the financial markets are run by serious people
[+6] u/CaptainChris1990: Dear god sir another candle has hit the towers
[+6] u/RDDT_100P: dont forget what day tomorrow is.
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: Yeah babe the president has thanked me many times for my attention to matters of national security.
[+6] u/swarthout2222: UAE intercepts attack? CALLS IT IS
[+6] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Flash crash to 700 EOD
[+6] u/Hang_Man1: lmaoooo bulls were celebrating last night too. sold my puts here
[+6] u/2AMTrader: pump it up, before the next wave!
[+6] u/No-Insurance100: Don't worry the UAE has a 800% interception rate
[+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: GLOBAL CATASTROPHE: ALGOS +2%
LITERAL WAR: ALGOS -0.3%
[+6] u/Sick0h: Can’t spell recovery without V
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: advice for mango:
Step 1: buy oil puts
Step 2: make a deal
Step 3: enjoy
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Looks like war is back on
[+6] u/_lueless: Iran has no right to defend itself if my 5 dollars are on the line
[+6] u/FuckElonMuskkk: Anyone else just refreshing truth social?
[+6] u/djklmnop: The levy has been breached!!!! SOUN the alarm!!!
[+6] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: It’s funny, Iran figured out a loophole to damage everyone’s economies without attacking the US directly or drawing massive retaliatory strikes
[+6] u/deevee12: This is all happening because you didn’t pay attention to this matter
I hope you’re happy
[+6] u/ConstantSpace5809: Iran had a month to reload and pick better targets. It's gonna be ugly.
[+6] u/babyd42: And SanDisk will reach 2k
[+6] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: I wonder if SPY will still be at ATHs when gas is $6 a gallon nationally this summer and every stupid AI data center continues to get cancelled. It's all a fugazi that could collapse at any second.
[+6] u/Cav829: UAE’s Defence Ministry says its air defences are “currently engaging with missile attacks and incoming drones from Iran”.
“The Ministry of Defense confirms that the sounds heard in various parts of the country are the result of the UAE air defense systems intercepting ballistic missiles, cruise missiles and drones,” it said in a statement on X.
[+6] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Already made my monthly alimony payment this morning.
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: you know what's cooler than making money?
losing all your money
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Big sell off … inside trades knows
[+5] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: "war back on?"
THE WAR WAS NEVER OFF. NOT LIKE ALGOS GIVE A FCK ABOUT THAT
[+5] u/Pizzabe: Im still holding my calls on MSFT, NVDA, AAPL and PLTR fuck it
[+5] u/mackey88: It’s a head fake. I heard the US is going to help ships get through the Strait starting today. So… calls.
[+5] u/stonetrade: HOLD IT I THOUGHT IRAN HAD NO MILITARY I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL AT THE BIKINI BOTTOM??
[+5] u/kairepaire: V
stonks only go up
[+5] u/imightgobroke: THETA DAY FOR THE CUCKS
[+5] u/winston511: The most dead I’ve seen a daily thread in a long time
[+5] u/CorvusGearlock: What I don’t understand is that why not let it drop and buy up cheaper?
[+5] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: Give me -1% or more, or give me death
[+5] u/Mumbai_Meri_jaan: Looks like war is back on the menu boys!!!
[+5] u/JiffKewneye-n: trump has all the cards, but that is only because he is terrible at bullshit.
[+5] u/bringbackcayde7: SNDK is the most insane stock in the history of all stocks
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: It’s becoming harder to find tech value buys, BB maybe?
[+5] u/Ryu6912: Missed out on $500 profit because I tried to chase the last inch of a trade, exited my SPY calls at breakeven (+55$) but simultaneously saved myself from the big red clifford dick but also didn't execute right. Fuck lol.
[+5] u/Stonklover6942O: RC finally outed himself as highly regarded live on CNBC now it makes sense why ya'll worship him
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: I think I figured it out. I need to buy on dips and sell on pumps.
[+5] u/clubdirthill: Ceasefire seems over… time to load up on calls.
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Did the market finally remember we've been at war with Iran for 2 months?
[+5] u/KaiserWallyKorgs: Why has God forsaken me
[+5] u/elcasar: Damn bro gas is almost $2/gal more in California then here in NJ and I don't even have to pump it for myself. Beautiful sunny day here in NJ, warmer than in overcast LA sorry Cali bros it'll get better maybe.
[+5] u/Convillious: My grandpa is blaming Obama
[+5] u/ComprehensivePost280: Dump for ants. 🐜 I need a dump for elephants to make profit.
[+5] u/Hot_Ice5175: Say what you will about the Iranians, but man they are some masterful fucking trolls.
[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Iranians bought puts! Dance ghey bears! 💃💃💃🤣
[+5] u/RockinOutCockOut: PUTS LOCKED THE FUCK IN
DONT FUCK ME DONALD
[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: 🎶Cannons to the left of me. Cruise missiles to right… queer I am.. stuck in the middle with you. 🎶💃💃💃🤣
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Load your PuTS winter is comming 🐻🐻🐻💲🙂↕️🙂↕️
[+5] u/peterpeer9: This is the part where it keeps going up to tempt even the most skeptic doomers into capitalizing on it right before they finally rug it
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: TSLA fair value is $420.69
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Everybody gangsta till open AI fails
[+5] u/Wickrest: Webullievers rise up🐂📈
[+5] u/xeratice1: how do you intercept a missile, do you fire another missile at it?
[+5] u/lawerry22: It will V just watch
[+5] u/Massive_Jump7950: i like how nobodys talking about the soun dump
[+5] u/bodymindtrader: #BREAKING: Iran War resumes. Source: The Guardian Middle East
[+5] u/Noxitati0n: Rumor has it US ships were struck
[+5] u/bringkiteback: I entered puts let’s ride
[+19] u/bunnibly: BREAKING: U.S., Israel, and Iran agree to keep manipulating the markets.
[+16] u/memoryyyuh: If we just offer Iran half cash, half stock, the strait will open.
[+15] u/DrummerCompetitive20: U.S. ELIMINATED SIX IRANIAN SMALL BOATS ATTEMPTING TO INTERFERE WITH COMMERCIAL SHIPPING, U.S. ADMIRAL SAYS
The straight is open lol
[+14] u/SignalX_Cyber: Now just have to announce a second ceasefire to push the market +5%
[+14] u/sauronII: Probably acing a cognitive test rn
[+13] u/Liplok: I buy puts and it rockets 2 dollars in 10 seconds, I literally cant make this shit up
[+12] u/shinigami_2245: Son of a gun, I may have to begin monitoring the situation
[+12] u/big_chestnut: most obvious V (I panic sold)
[+12] u/taffy_laffy: OIL 200 EOW
SPY SUB 500
QQQ DELISTED
SELL EVERYTHING PANIC THE FUCK OUT
[+12] u/LeagueofData: Oil Infra gets attacked: SPY -.50%
Donny truth post: SPY +5%
[+11] u/PPCPartyEnjoyer: \*possibly biggest oil shock in history\*
\*airlines going bankrupt\*
\-0.50% off all time highs.
[+11] u/Awesome____Sauce: A Mossad psyop to wipe out my port is currently ongoing
[+11] u/EggersIsland: This is going to be an insane V isn't it
[+11] u/amplaoumplasD: Senior Iranian Military Official: Iran has no plan to target the UAE - Iranian state media
????????
[+11] u/taffy_laffy: THEY KEPT DIDDY IN JAIL TO KEEP THE PRICE OF OIL DOWN
[+11] u/lifo888: This V blows. Might actually crash
[+11] u/unhappyreach_: My son likes to point at the stonk chart and say " DOWN DOWN DOWN."
I hope he's just mocking my port and not a bear
[+10] u/iswearnotagain10: Economy good? Calls
Economy bad? Calls
Stocks at 500 p/e? Calls
Recession? Calls
WW3? Calls
Stocks only go up. The money has nowhere else to go
[+10] u/S0Anon: loaded up on 721 friday calls on the dip. Thanks bears! I'll be sure to leave a half eaten whopper in the garbage for you tonight
[+10] u/TokiAsuma: I went from being down 1k from the initial giga dump this morning to up 8 dollars rn after like 5 trades.
All that work just to make 8 dollars
[+10] u/dUjOUR88: it is mathematically impossible for the stock market to go down further
[+10] u/pmotiveforce: Wait a second. I was told by the biggest liar in the history of mankind that this was over, their military was destroyed, they were sending 20 ships down the strait as a tribute to his majesty, and that the Iranians were literally begging for a deal at any cost.
[+9] u/bigmochicat88: https://preview.redd.it/vakb1dtz85zg1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e8a0b466e5c4df856f0c750be7ef5ef07adb207
[+9] u/CosecSecCot: If this market has taught me anything, we're about to V into another ATH.
[+9] u/BitsAndBounties: I used to pray for V's like this - meek mill
[+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: UAE bought puts and attacked itself its so obvious
[+9] u/civillyRange: At least most Americans aren't completely regarded by this point. 75% disapprove the 🥭 economy cost of living
[+9] u/moorhound: USS Ford/Bush both in the Arabian Sea together, USS Boxer/Tripoli ground invasion ships confirmed in the Gulf of Oman, Israel started pushing further into Lebanon, and pubs are drafting an Iran War bill
I don't think that gas is getting cheaper soon guys. Puts
[+9] u/Disastrous_Tax6664: UAE is confirmed under attack so the ceasefire is over, the war is continuing yet SPY is only down like .45%. If you drop a giant nuke on the entire Mideast wld the market go down more than .5%? I doubt it
[+9] u/Jadeclone1: Taco Tuesday setup. I’m ready for some furious diplomatic activity from Pakistan
[+9] u/NeptuneEDM: I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD, AXIOS HEADLINE!
[+9] u/ClaudesSexBot: fries in the bag please, your mother is waiting for me
[+9] u/ShrimpieAC: Have you lost a house’s worth of money and still don’t own a home?
If the answer is yes, maybe it’s time to stop.
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: #AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
[+8] u/Regenbooggeit: I don’t get Iran. You have Trump by the balls due to the Hormuz, the only thing you need to do is squeeze out a good deal. If you start shooting rockets and reignite the war it’s not going to end well. Especially for my calls.
[+8] u/FullCopy: You keeled my father. I will never open the Hormuz.
- Khameni Montoya Jr
[+8] u/analgape4206969: Man if i get burned on calls after getting burned on puts all month im gonna be pissed
And broke
[+8] u/trsx5: This is great that I keep getting to rebuy AMZN at the same price every day
[+8] u/whitehypeman: Just heard Ryan Cohen talk for the first time on that cnbc interview. What a disaster. Apes deserve this dude, lmao
[+8] u/Robo_e: Looks like I’m going cash gang
[+8] u/niceguy897: escalation is pretty bullish because following ceasefire will pump it another 5%
[+8] u/DarkR124: 79% gain on SPY in 7 minutes lmao
[+8] u/BlazedRush: Every dip gets bought! They don't want this shitshow to collapse.
[+8] u/SlfImpr: S&P500 wants to go up but keeps getting pulled down!
If we had just 6 months of quiet period (no wars, no tariff wars, no pandemic, no major drama), S&P500 would get to 8,000!
[+8] u/UnholyTrigon: 🥭 really wants $10 gas
[+8] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Gamestore fucking lol
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: Everyone buy puts. Quick. Then we go up
[+8] u/Extension-Ad917: Surprised the Bab el Mandeb strait is still open
[+8] u/Sco_420: Green close or market is a scam
[+8] u/csr8765: Looks like market overshot to the downside on some nothingburger headlines. V should be expected pretty quickly
[+7] u/burneraccount011989: Lol Donny boy really thought he was done with this shit and was ready to have his Mission Accomplished copefest and instead Iran just starts blowing shit up again. Incredible
[+7] u/kazkeb: gEnEraTioNaL V iNCoMiNg
[+7] u/BecomingSavior: Sold my 720 puts for +230%. God speed everyone
[+7] u/wildcat1055: This is obviously the top, so obviously you should buy calls, because obviously I'm always wrong.
[+7] u/bbbyismymommy: Potus is too silent. Or IS IT just me?
[+7] u/dataCollector42069: 🫵 bought calls at the top and 🫵 paper handed your puts at the top
[+7] u/GirlScoutCookies93: We always crash after a gamestonk pump & dump
[+7] u/Apprehensive-Emu6431: it never fails, i miss the run up. get caught in the fomo. and finally bought, then uae intecepts my portfolio...
[+7] u/shindiggaa: I may have prematurely bought the dip
[+7] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: Just announce another ceasefire so we can see another all time high.
[+7] u/solidsneeze: I wasn't early, I was just wrong
[+7] u/notmarduke: This is the best place for live news. You guys are the best!
[+7] u/DialSquar: That Ryan Cohen interview on CNBC was a tough watch.
[+7] u/tnecniv2021: Boots on ground. I called the invasion
[+7] u/saw-it: MMs when they see people put hundreds of thousands into a position: 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
MMs when they see my thousand dollar position: I’m about to end this man’s career
[+7] u/vCharged: How are we not back to 720?
[+7] u/Future_Hyena2562: I was up $9k this morning, now I’m in the red
[+7] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Imagine not buying calls every day
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: It’s only Monday and you’re down -99%. What kind of retardation is this?
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: I was told the war is over and everyone is playing nice
[+6] u/Avocadonot: Just know that someone full ported their retirement into apestonk calls this morning
[+6] u/aliensayshi: it's your time to take profit, bers
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Sold puts too early ✔️
Bought calls too soon ✔️
Hitting for the WSB cycle today
[+6] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: Need NVDA to start pumping to $250
[+6] u/Pale_Newspaper_82: SPY will never go up ever again because of me. I killed SPY. God will never let me win one. As soon as I sell, it'll go up, watch.
[+6] u/EggersIsland: This shit should be at 710-715 by now. Holding power is incredible
[+6] u/be_o3: tHiS iS tHe ReVeRsAl
[+6] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Axios: Please just press the buy button
[+6] u/solidsneeze: Iran actually begging for it
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: Gamestop buying ebay, is POET buying Amazon next?
[+6] u/lococommotion: The market has now reached FIRE status and is in an endless cycle of profiting off its own investments. SPY is living off interest. I don’t think you understand it is quite literally impossible for it to go down.
[+6] u/yeahalright_356: Imagine 🥭 says. “I won’t lie. Tensions have escalated”
[+6] u/iBoMbY: KC-135 fleet in the air, UAE hit, ship hit, Strait closed for all vessels. Round two has begun.
[+6] u/lessoninprogress: The one day I don’t buy puts haha can’t make this shit up
[+6] u/brute-forced: Goodbye Green and hello Orange
[+6] u/civillyRange: New fed chair Warsh already changing PCE inflation calculations.
Trimmed mean measures that would move inflation 70 points closer to fed target without any change in prices
[+6] u/csr8765: Not as bad as feared, CALLS!
[+6] u/Objective_Back_2581: $1k in SNDK calls last year would be $1M today
[+6] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: Bers are ghey and all, but if you had calls at the peak of the market you're a very silly person!
[+6] u/Tizzoy: giant V or market is rigged right now
[+5] u/davidbigham: This is it. time to gamble 1K on SPY call . 🤡
[+5] u/hey-coffee-eyes: YOU 🫵 need to stop buying puts that expire on a Friday (the finger is pointing at me)
[+5] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: In 3 minutes I'll either be rich or broke
[+5] u/ithastogoupfromhere: literally everything is printing for me atm expect GE but they will deliver, too
[+5] u/Wind_Ensemble: "Bounce bounce!" said the cat.
[+5] u/davidbigham: fking NVDA dumping everyday 🤡🤡
[+5] u/plumpypenguin: so was that the annual appearance of gamestore baggies coming out to brag about the singular pump they get each year before they scurry back into hiding like groundhog’s day
[+15] u/Superente_: So the war is escalating again, and the situation is much worse than it was 8 weeks ago because the strait has been closed since then: SPY +15%.
All right. This has to go to shit at some point, no? No chance this can keep up.
[+14] u/Herzegovac: let me guess. After market close: "Limited" attack by US on Iran.
[+13] u/Key_Abroad7633: Literally nothing can take down this market, this is pure insanity.
[+13] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I see Project Freedom is going great.
Only 3 ships have made it through the Strait in the last 24 hours, and they're all Iranian.
[+13] u/Country_Gravy420: Flights being held up from landing in UAE. things are about to get way worse.
Calls
[+12] u/IVisitedYourMom: Its going to pump even more.
Watch pedo saying that ships are passing and everything is going well.
Media wont even argue.
[+12] u/l-espion: https://preview.redd.it/bg7gc31ul5zg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f243a33c3aadcb42be80f096cd30409c298076
[+12] u/NoBuyers: More peace missiles incoming.
[+11] u/Salty-Bid1597: It's very hard to like Cohen but these gamecock baggies are so dumb it's impossible not to feel some sympathy for his outrageous and continual efforts to take all their money from them.
[+11] u/saintmitchy: 🥭 has all the cards
The problem is that he’s playing UNO
[+11] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: New US Destroyer to be named _Nobel Peace Prize_
[+11] u/BrownDog42069: never go back and calculate what your gain would have been after selling early. follow me for more mental health tips.
[+11] u/gentlesandwich: If 2% of the entire population controls 50% of the money in the market, it would actually be pretty easy for them to work together to manipulate it.
[+10] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: We need a new Anonymous. Cant imagine the shit behind the curtains in the last 7 years
[+10] u/floo82: The 🥭 that isn't barking. You bois remember what it means when he's quiet?
[+10] u/Apple2o: I HAVE MADE 11$ OFF STOCK OPTIONS TODAY
[+9] u/Suavecore_: Spy literally tickled my puts' breakeven price and then jetpacked away immediately
[+9] u/aioliravioli: gamestop should be a penny stock
[+9] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Its just a little bit of war it will all blow over in a few years
[+9] u/TheEagleDied: Its a beautiful day in America wsb. The whole world is falling apart but we keep on trucking like always.
[+9] u/Autistic-Bot: “We have the ability to issue stock in order to get the deal done..” -Ryan Cohen
In other words, we will shit all over GameStop shareholders by means of heavy dilution at the expense of GameStop shareholders..
[+8] u/Tirikemen: Iran War 2: Electric Boogaloo.
SPY +2%.
[+8] u/No-Relationship8261: Trump would send all of you to meat grinder if it means his calls will print and you guys are bearish.
[+8] u/miss_L_fire: Why did I ever think puts were a good idea? Every dip just gets aggressively bought up
[+8] u/handsome_uruk: Breaking: I'm buying AAPL. I own 0.00000001% of the shares. Offering half cash and half stock from my 401k in exchange. Full details are on my website.
[+8] u/OriginalBathroom1636: lost my gains for the past month in just a couple hours. brooks was here
[+8] u/Suavecore_: Isn't it crazy that there are huge buildings full of people that are trying to extract every dollar possible out of retail to benefit themselves
[+8] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Afternoon pump loading
[+8] u/SenileOldDude: Up 11% today. But still down like 95% last 3 months kek
[+7] u/Current_Animator7546: Nothing ever happens
[+7] u/BurntKookk: 720 calls about to print in 1.5 hours
[+7] u/matticusbradicus: Bulls fighting real hard, it’s okay. You can rest now. Go to sleep.
[+7] u/kananishino: Remember when the apes came in here and were celebrating and making fun of us last week with their AI posts?
[+7] u/Remarkable_Owl: Remember: tomorrow is TACO Tuesday.
[+7] u/ronstoppable7: HERE CUMS THE V
SPY 722 EOD
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Ceasefire: SPY up 15%
#War is back: SPY down -0.3%
#Next week's ceasefire: SPY up another 5% LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Dr_Vibe_Check: Guess it’s time to kill eod options 🥺
[+7] u/CMTTrader: 🌈 Alert has been lifted.
[+7] u/Environmental_City23: Legit gonna fall asleep watching these charts
[+7] u/PatrickSebast: Bears just don't understand how good things really are 😊📈
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Iran: We hit a U.S. warship
U.S.: We destroyed six Iranian boats
Who’s lying? Who’s telling the truth? Find out next Taco Tuesday on Dragon Ball Z!
[+7] u/Subject-Narwhal-2926: How in the fuck is it pumping again the war is literally happening rn
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: TSLA is actually the most retarded stock. Just die already
[+7] u/Leather_Floor8725: Least surprising V ever
[+6] u/RetinalSmear: the last missile was like 2 minutes ago
stop living in the past
[+6] u/InverseMySuggestions: $SOUN seems like an obvious ripper this week
[+6] u/Bababoueyyy: Bears are going to be mad when this flip green
[+6] u/Tirikemen: But they can make more money by parting suckers from their own money.
[+6] u/JuneauMori: all the news is showing UAE, Korean and US boats hit too wtf is Iran doing launching random missiles????
[+6] u/dielxne: BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS
[+6] u/swampassOG: In gamestore rn, buying ninja turtle cardboard
[+6] u/isitdonethen: New York could be nuked and QQQ would still eek out a small gain, I love this market
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #War is back on the menu LMAO🤌
[+5] u/hotCupADank: plot twist, they're actually both telling the truth
[+5] u/No_Mall_8004: War is a trillion dollar business
[+5] u/Rosella2562: Went to the bathroom for a minute- Wtf just happened?
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Everything is GAY, and also everyone is GAY!
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: *Insert Wojack*
Nothing ever happens
[+5] u/ki3ran8793: 3k away from my target to replace my shitbox car 🤔
[+5] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: Calls when spy touched 716.46. Free money.
[+5] u/Cybermeld: Was it by chance the Iran PM that messaged out Iran has no plans to attack UAE? He's not really in charge.
[+5] u/BrilliantHolmes: So when does the dump stop
[+5] u/cydworth: Iran released their earnings report and it’s bad. They broke.
[+17] u/hwork-22: https://preview.redd.it/im7kh0cix5zg1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=107dbbcbb2521776338d47c592a31996b5289d05
[+12] u/AppleJuiceTwo: 723c are .02. more retarded things have happened
[+11] u/Born_Chocolate9295: Buy the fuckin' dip you crazy bastards!
[+10] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: Iran shot some stuff from **cannons** did you say?
[+10] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Dude is somebody really posting comments over 100 times per day? Mfs ain’t got jobs out here.
[+10] u/Onurb86: 650 to 720 in few weeks possible
720 to 650 in few weeks also possible
-Ho Lee Fuk
[+9] u/ProudPeak3570: do bears realize there is massive automatic buy pressure from 401ks. The system is rigged against you
[+9] u/maximuminimum: 🥭is in real time creating a scenario for another **CEASEFIRE** announcement. And y’all buying puts?
[+9] u/powertrippingmod67: The year is 2050, Gamestonk is still 25$, Ryan Cohen tweets he is planning to buy the US Government for about tree fiddy.
[+9] u/Able_Durian_1832: One million dollars and I am out
[+9] u/jijitalk: Insane how I always pick the losers. MicroLimp, MetaShit and Netflop. Fuck this shit man :(
[+9] u/Careful_Response4694: Idk why people complain about irrational markets instead of just increasing the timeline for their trades.
[+9] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: up down up down up down up down
[+9] u/Competitive_Ride: Step 1: All of us get together to buy Spirit Airlines
Step 2: Big Titty flight attendants and gambling
Step 3: Profit
[+9] u/LowWarthog: I just woke up from a weekend bender. What the hell has happened?
[+8] u/TequilaTrader: Everyone seems to want the market to go down.
[+8] u/Rugpull_Generator: Bitch bears got TRAPPED HARD lmfao
[+8] u/ConstantAd1: "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt" - Ryan Cohen
[+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: the TACO came early this week
[+8] u/Thin-Mine-6816: $Soun one of my favorite under $10 stock with high future upside 🔥 🔥
[+8] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: I wasted 2 and a half hours watching reels to come back to this shit?
[+8] u/Future-Eye1911: Can’t this 🥭mfker tweet some shit to make SPY go up 1%
[+8] u/Senpai_Slime: Come on SOUN break 10$ and shorts will be rocked we see you resisting
[+8] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: 720c are 9 cents lmao.
[+8] u/burrowed_greentext: POWELL INVESTIGATION VACATED
UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE
[+7] u/Neither-Deal7481: Bears asking why the market pumps? It’s half cash, half stock. I don’t understand the question. It’s all in the website.
[+7] u/Guilty_Rooster_6708: Didn’t even realize the markets shit today thanks to Micron
[+7] u/PregnantPickle_: fuck this I’m going to the turkish bathhouse
[+7] u/shashlik_king: This casino fuckin sucks
[+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: That cohen interview is brutal. I don’t see some master plan, I see a child billionaire swinging his dick around and finding out it’s not that big
[+7] u/Initial-Patient-2096: SHE CALLS ME CRAZY SO I BUY MORE CALLS
[+7] u/potato111a: Last time someone touched the US' boats.. they saw the sun twice LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Scribble_Box: I propose a two week ceasefire between bulls n bers.
[+6] u/fish_: one day it’s not gonna v and i’m gonna be fucked, but until then we ride
[+6] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Fuck gold fuck silver
[+6] u/Snoo23417: Classic - sold my puts at a loss just to see them double in value 15 min later.
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Iran war doesn’t even shake markets anymore it’s just astrology for economic bros at this point. Just buy and shut up lmao
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: The thought that some 30-year old white oligarch created a website, whereby free speech is controlled by unpaid moderators who pretend to be good-faith actors, and churn out billions of dollars in revenue just for doing that, is fucking hilarious.
[+5] u/poorat8686: Hear me out what if elfs were real
[+5] u/Kowan: Literally world could be ending and SNDK and MU will still be green
[+5] u/zoomin1098: bonds. so yes, freak TF out.
[+5] u/IceCoughy: lets buy at the top bois!
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Microsoft to 217, you heard it here first
[+5] u/RoofNatural: vicious pump or a dump coming idk which thoe
[+15] u/Foreigntragedy: there really needs to be an investigation into this market man. Every day below average volume and every day indexes are up massively... make it make sense
[+14] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: She’s a 10 but only appears when I don’t take my meds
[+14] u/smellyfingernail: > "Sir you only paid $20, the bill is $40"
Its half cash, half stock.
[+13] u/sonofalando: eBay share holders aren’t buying it and neither are game store shareholders. Everyone thinks this is bullshit 😂
[+12] u/Effective_Put_5209: If bers really wanted the market to crash, they'd just sell all their puts.
[+11] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: The Strait of Hormuz will never be open again
🌮 is now NACHO: Not A Chance Hormuz Opens
[+11] u/Bansionboy: anyone can be an Iranian official in 2026
[+11] u/iwishiwasameme: FUCK. Cramer just defended AMD. My calls are ruined.
[+11] u/qx2: Gap sealed off like the gap of Melania to 🥭
[+10] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: im shaking. if ASTS doesn't close above 70 today im literally going to be homeless.
[+9] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Fuck it. Playing power hour $719c LFG.
[+9] u/shlimeyboy: 2.47 million SOUN shares sold wonder who did that
[+9] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT YEA**
[+9] u/VeganTurkishBaklava: I was able to make $10k this morning w spy puts and gave it everything back
[+9] u/JayRoo83: Treasuries hitting YTD highs is bullish right
[+9] u/Any_Life_6178: Asshole waiting til 4:01
[+8] u/CD274: 500 tweets about the ballroom, this fucking guy, man
[+8] u/Czyzzle: So, US war ships getting attacked in the Strait and market gives no fucks. Calls it is!
[+8] u/Successful_Car1670: Is this the mother of all 🌮 tomorrow? On cinco de mayo no less…
[+8] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: Still yappin about Biden lol
[+8] u/MartianSpaceCat: War doesn't matter. Oil doesn't matter. The economy doesn't matter. And it will stay that way until it does, because that's why.
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: When you put 15k on the line to make only $17, but still glad that you came out alive.....
[+8] u/Thisispaartaaa: Green by EOD?? Can't be, unfathomable!
[+8] u/EducationalClient759: From Ass to Mouth to Dick, AMD.
[+8] u/FrostingCreepy7723: It must be so exhausting to pretend the Iran conflict matters. In more exciting news, I am up $30K today on NBIS. Looking for 200 this week.
[+7] u/betyourask: “Inflation being watched, not seeing issues of persistent runaway, expecting transitory inflation”
They have been saying this for the last 6 years. There was never a rug, the rug is your purchasing power. Buy stuff don’t be a ghey.
[+7] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Shout out to the dram etf guy
[+7] u/RougarouGumbo: Another day another bers thot
[+7] u/InternetWise8512: NVDA green. SPY getting primed.
[+7] u/Wishforgains: Im finally joining the SNDK train so be prepared for it to tank
[+7] u/McClintockC: Maybe the real American dream was the $1.50 Costco Hotdog + Ozempic meals we had along the way
[+6] u/Few_Egg3567: Msft 420 viciously rejected for the 420th time
[+6] u/blm4lyfe: Bro I’m losing money today
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: You might fix the market singlehanded
[+6] u/ComfortableMoney7090: Did Cruz just say this will be over in “matter of months”
[+6] u/zeusbox: Kind of sus that Iran started bombing as soon as 🥭 didn't wanted any deal with them.
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: The agents I have set up suck…
I’d rather do the work myself
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: My portfolio tracks pretty close to SPY on a daily basis....give or take 10%
[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: ????? what the actual fuck just happened?
[+6] u/optimaltimemism: After losing last week, I used some of my gains today to buy some Taco Bell. Feels good to treat myself instead of eating ramen only.
[+5] u/stonksf: Buying that juicy Intel dip nana over 100 tomorrow
[+9] u/Fine_Specialists: #ASTS GANG Members still here not in fear!
[+8] u/BadBoyBilbo: I am…liquidated. I am selfish. I am wrong.
Nah, I’m right. I swear I’m right. I swear I knew it all along.
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: white lady delivered me my doordash, recession indicator
[+7] u/ShariaAUSP: So sick of MSFT’s bullshit
[+7] u/Standard_Tea8250: full porting sndk fuck it
[+7] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: USO calls are easy money now
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: DUOL is gonna go the way of chegg you're not buying a great company at a bargain
[+7] u/jahdyudnwl: Smells like bear in here, calls it is
[+7] u/InMahPlums: 3 minutes until my cunt falls off from pltr
[+7] u/Significant_Speed854: SPY at 718 is where both my puts and calls are red
[+6] u/SweetExchange7470: I sold all my holdings in my Roth today to go all in on GameStop
[+6] u/plugwalls: I thought SOUN was meant to go nuts today
[+6] u/NonBalisticSniper: I don't think this market game is for me anymore.
[+6] u/CasherburyTales: News is always about war. Why can’t we have fun headlines like: “Hanta cruise seeks a place to dock to unload biohazards.”
[+6] u/Temptedourattempt: Waited all weekend for a flat day 😔
[+6] u/LeavingLasVega: Up $300, now down $245. Love these markets. I’m just taking the loss and am going to fuck off
[+6] u/bemeandnotyou: They got me.... they got me
[+5] u/bub356: I wish all bulls who had 0DTE calls a happy account liquidation
[+5] u/jonroobs: ugh my ASTS cash secured puts arent looking good and im probably on the hook for $30k
thankfully i like the stock
[+5] u/NonimiJewelry: Bought a bunch of SoundHound today SOUN
[+5] u/Acceptable_Office465: SNDK TO 1300 TO FUCKING DAY