What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 27, 2026

[+38] u/InIce1234: I went to that Rivian dealership today. I walked around for a while but couldn't find a salesperson. After another 5 or 10 minutes, I realized that I was in the parking lot of a gay nightclub. [+33] u/tombrady011235: The year is 2028. POTUS 🥭 says an Iran deal is likely in the coming days [+29] u/hallett21: You just know Kash Patel makes people call him Cash Money in the office [+24] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: How are my Hormuz Hoes today [+20] u/superfi: gonna buy the top because i missed the lows… [+18] u/Helpful-Sector-8113: Open the fuckin’ casino you crazy bastards!! [+17] u/ZeroDayExpiration: What are your moves tomorrow: Buy high. Sell low. [+17] u/OG_L0c: I want AOC to punish me [+16] u/EnginrA: Just took a massive shit, had to flush twice [+15] u/trust_it_bb: Just walked into a car dealership and paid 100% cash for a brand new car. This is what success looks like. If you see a navy blue chevy spark zooming around honk and I might be kind enough to honk back at a poor like you. 😎 [+15] u/trust_it_bb: The market has never crashed in May after hitting ATH in April. I went back 300 years to verify. [+15] u/twostroke1: Kind of crazy how the market is basically just printing infinite wealth for everyone rn. (Except for gay bear) [+14] u/KittyLover-7: Another 90 hour work week completed The things I do to fund this options hobby [+14] u/king_of_all_retards: Sup I was banned for a week for being retarded in ban betting [+13] u/Okaywahevr: if you guys want endless comedy head over to the value investing sub btw [+13] u/astromouse2024: ‘Moves for tomorrow’ full port aapl calls at open [+12] u/hallett21: NVDA is giving out free leather jackets to the homeless when they break $300 [+12] u/DowntownCanada416: FOMO into a stock that went +65% last week [+12] u/Actual_Difference617: Google sells chips, amazon sells chips, nvidia sells chips, amd sells chips, intel sells chips, meta looking to make their own chips, microsoft makes chips, all mooning because two private companies keep making deals and buying them through circular financing. [+11] u/Broad_Front7788: Can't believe they let Karoline Leavitt read the script before the correspondent's dinner [+11] u/Madsen13140: As an europoor i come here a sunday evening to check if i can get some valuable insights from the community.Guess not this time. [+10] u/be_o3: I put everything in GOOG stock on Friday [+10] u/jayxmor: Wednesday’s truly the biggest day of the year. Not the Super Bowl LMAO [+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Markets are so funny. Jumped in on Amazon when it fell to $150 and then held all this time. Got sick of it doing absolutely nothing even when QQQ was ripping, so figured I’d take the gains. Immediately rallies to $265 lmao [+9] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: IMAGINE BEING A STOOPID BEAR [+9] u/hallett21: Some of you are siphoning gas out of your neighbors car to feed your options accounts and it shows. [+9] u/Inca-Vacation: Buying all the stuff with an RSI over 85 so I can feel like I'm part of something. [+9] u/PooPooPointBoiz: I'm full porting MSFT boys. Wish me fucking luck. [+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I shorted semis at the high on Thursday and I'm already getting blown the fuck out lmao [+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: ALJAZEERA: Iran foreign minister heading to Moscow to discuss the war [+9] u/jnas_19: Open the fucking strait, and open the fucking casino [+9] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: MSFT calls such a crowded trade. No shot this thing moons, flat or down 1% just to fuck everyone [+9] u/hallett21: I’m gonna be so pissed if we theta fuck around all week again [+9] u/Oreo_Hero: I went all in on $HOOD, ROCKET OR WENDYS [+8] u/hallett21: Apple is gonna break 300 when they release a folding phone no one asked for or wanted. [+8] u/TreGet234: The play for this week: Calls. Always calls. Doesn't matter if good or bad news. [+8] u/hallett21: I keep hearing about a fertilizer shortage. But there’s enough bullshit right here to stock pile the world for a decade. [+8] u/Cramer4President: As always the weekend thread is bearish since the bulls are out busy slaying pussy in their lambos [+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: USD spiking can mean only one thing [+8] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: Theta till Wednesday then chaos. Then may 15th more chaos. Then October Max chaos!!! [+8] u/hallett21: Do you guys go back and edit posts or do you just accept you sounded retarded and move on. [+8] u/zuziannka: Just took Ashwagandha with Matcha I am ready to lose money now [+8] u/hallett21: Real talk when do you think the next black Monday will be? Trying to plan the rest of my life. [+8] u/SlickBlick6667: this week has a lot of things that probably should make the market go down but will instead do the opposite [+8] u/cryptohorn: #When the NBA refs call fouls they thrust their hips and it mesmorizes me [+8] u/jonneh: I used to think Kash was a cool name until I saw the FBI director 😭 [+8] u/stupidber: People don't think it be like it is, but it do. [+7] u/hallett21: Just saw a black swan fly over the NYSE. Probably nothing [+7] u/A10cc: How was your weekend guys? [+7] u/Treverer: Had a beautiful, sunny weekend playing tennis and chilling at the lake with friends. Makes you think if all this shit is really worth it [+7] u/Micro-so-soft: LUNR looking primed for take off. [+7] u/hallett21: We’re gonna find out that GOOG is a military contractor and that they’ve been spying on all of us. Oh wait [+7] u/Micro-so-soft: Gonna be a wild week. Strap-on! [+7] u/gamersEmpire: Another ATH tomorrow, lets keep the bubble goin [+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: Cramer said to buy Intel and Tesla so I’m going in [+7] u/hallett21: We need a 1.5% intraday move. That’s where the 20 baggers lie [+7] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Remember guys, the MACD works until it doesn't and you're fucked. [+7] u/Shortify: Ghalibaf says Iran can mess with oil by blocking two narrow sea paths where tankers go — the Strait of Hormuz, which they’ve already threatened a little, and Bab-el-Mandeb near Yemen, which they haven’t touched yet. There are also land pipelines that skip Hormuz, but they can’t carry enough oil to replace the ships. He means Iran still has powerful moves left to make oil prices jump, and the West has its own moves like using oil they stored up. Ghalibaf’s warning that oil prices could go way up and make gas expensive if Iran plays those cards, so people shouldn’t act like everything’s fine just because of talk. [+7] u/_Wendig0_: The oil bull market is just getting started boys. Freak the fuck out at open and go all in [+7] u/SpaceSingle2693: topics of discussion: 1. Shooter stopped by big beautiful men 2. Negotiations going greater than ever before 3. Super blockade [+7] u/hallett21: Circuit breaker shut down the market for the day day coming tomorrow. All because we stop calling Kash Patel Cash Money [+7] u/trust_it_bb: In 2 years time, being able to buy a big mac meal without using klarna to split it into 36 payments is considered rich. [+6] u/hallett21: We’re gonna open down 1% and everyone will freak the fuck out. 10 mins after open we get a world peace truth. [+6] u/_TheOoze_: First comment. Calls! [+6] u/Independent-Chef-169: Believe it or not, calls [+6] u/GoZukkYourself: #BEARS LMFAO ^^^^^Sorry, ^^^^^just ^^^^^practicing ^^^^^for ^^^^^futes. [+6] u/hallett21: Wednesday is gonna be an absolute dumpster fire for trading until the last hour. Will I open positions right at open? Absolutely [+6] u/hallett21: Everything I’m reading says that the new fed is going to be hawkish [+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: getting mad at people for being retarded is like getting mad at them from needing to drink water. It's just who they are [+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: Straight Casino & Resort @ the Hourmuz [+6] u/hallett21: Idc what happens as long as I’m on the right side of it [+6] u/Personal_Toe3193: QQQ calls this week? [+6] u/austincathelp: $hims 🤝$himx Peptides and photonics 📈 [+6] u/callsonreddit: I legit wonder how the wsb meetup be like I would think only a handful of people would show up [+6] u/Even_Consequence_999: I was thinking long term carvana puts [+6] u/amanj41: Inshallah I print hard Monday (or my port goes boom) [+6] u/SeshGodX: Getting fk d by gold just like in the past month [+6] u/Wrath_FMA: Plan on losing money on puts tomorrow [+6] u/Micro-so-soft: SOFI better fucking rip. [+6] u/handsome_uruk: That shooter def had polymarket trades. Also how the fuck is Jesus Christ return at 4%? It should be more like 80% with how fucked up the world is. [+6] u/sudharsansai: Weekend futes neutral. 🚀 at open [+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: wen next staged event? [+6] u/YakRepresentative833: uhhhhhh guys check hyperliquid SPY 720 and rising [+6] u/GoZukkYourself: I have a 100% win rate on all of my successful trades 😎 [+6] u/kemar7856: Microsoft I swear if you fucking disapoint me agian were fucking done [+6] u/onlyonequickquestion: POETS gonna do something. Dunno what. But something. Maybe. [+6] u/hallett21: It’s un American to not let a soldier bet on their opps [+5] u/abroadbroadband: Gonna eat the leftovers from the correspondents dinner, I can't let all those hamburgers and french fries go to waste 🍔🍟 [+5] u/hallett21: I legitimately have no idea wtf POET does but I will ape 5k at calls. [+5] u/YakRepresentative833: Adding to my POET calls. [+5] u/TreGet234: Are rare earths still cool with the kids these days? [+5] u/jfwelll: Hallett21 being more annoying than ai VM when it came out last week [+5] u/GamermanRPGKing: So is INTC gonna keep ripping, or crater? It looked like $82 is a decent support for now [+5] u/LasyKuuga: I just wanna ghost everyone in my life and not go to work for a month then pretend nothing happened the month after [+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: 🌽 up can only mean on thing [+5] u/us1549: Who here is long for $CAR? My puts got assigned and I'm trying to figure out if I should dump first thing tomorrow morning or hold for a few days.... 1k shares at $280. I'm not looking to break even just want to regain some before I exit [+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Bitcoin goes uo on news that Trump said that Iran deal is going to work and is really close. I put all my money in [+5] u/Nicki_scott469: CHTR is at a discount! @ 180. It’s rated a STRONG BUY with a $430.00 Price Target. Let’s Go! [+5] u/Broad_Front7788: We have had a full trilogy of trump assassination attempts. Any more and we will be jumping the shark. [+5] u/cryptohorn: I've made money doing sports predictions on robinhood. [+5] u/Micro-so-soft: POET faked me out last week, I’d jump back in but I’m pretty sour about it. [+5] u/milodino12: please stop posting ath screenshots I need to get out first [+5] u/whyshw: WSB being bullish on MSFT makes me worried about my bags [+5] u/hallett21: The weekend DOW is the market [+5] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: hyperliquid going crazy, spy gaping up +1% already [+5] u/Karl-Levin: spy go up, oil go up, everything go up hyperinflation be like that [+5] u/31andnotdone: did the curing costco salmon to make sushi at home with my son and now I'm making steaks. 💃 [+5] u/nadoterisback: futes blood green tonight [+5] u/hermeskino715: There better not be any profit taking at all this week until after Wed I'm in calls [+23] u/Orda22494: The last 3 Sundays this place has been a bear orgy and the markets pumped. Today the bears are to quiet and its making me nervous. [+16] u/spectra444: I’m a permabull but the amount of bullishness in here has me terrified… [+15] u/jasperCrow: This dude is the worst of the worst. https://preview.redd.it/7lr6hruuplxg1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a409dc54bb93bcdbedc10890ccd4d20299a789e4 [+13] u/AwkwardNovel7: we pumping tomorrow ? [+13] u/TheGeoGod: Way too bullish in here [+12] u/Choice_Potato_6279: What are my moves tomorrow? Wouldn't you like to know weather boy. [+10] u/silverbulls8: Ready for uncontrollable pumping this week on pretend discussion talks. [+10] u/Philly8181: No one talkin about Iran any more, bullish sign. [+9] u/browsk: Bros she showed me her VWAP this weekend (I’m lying, there is no woman, I am lonely and depressed and only have the markets to keep me company) [+9] u/Wows_Nightly_News: If you ever feel bad, remember there are people who waste their time looking at the weekend Nasdaq [+9] u/maldinisnesta: If ur trying to kill a president and or his administration, maybe dont try bum rushing through heavily armed security first?? [+9] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Isn't there like half of the SP market cap reporting this week. I'm sure no chance anything goes wrong though. [+8] u/Snowman33001: Bers apparently filing to start a Hezbollah ETF. [+8] u/kabbowkabbow: imagine how many lives could be saved if every american schoolkid had their own ballroom [+7] u/Haunting_Ad_6021: How may new wars will we have this week? [+7] u/isolated-cat: 1 hour until I get my dopamine fix [+7] u/Viktri1: This is the week for Google, MSFT, and Hood right? No need to hedge? [+7] u/RougarouGumbo: 45 minutes to ber find out just how fuk they really are [+7] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: WHEN DO THEY ANOUNCE THE WORLD IS ENDING? I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY. [+7] u/No_Economist3815: After the failed bum rush, and the talks called off, we definitely heading green tomorrow. Calls [+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Reuters: Ship full of cock rings fired on in Hormuz [+6] u/Joij21: 🌽 red in morn your puts later on you will mourn. 🌽 green in morn your calls later on you will mourn. [+6] u/tomato232: RDDT $450, ORCL $500, MSFT $800 EOY 🚀🚀🚀 Strong, profitable, growing businesses—currently on sale. [+6] u/lordofhunger1: I'd go all in on pokemon calls if I could. [+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Costco div ex Friday quick dip easy recovery just a heads up. Idk if anyone else likes trading it [+6] u/Dorkasteri: Can I false flag my portfolio up? [+5] u/wallstreetsimps: semiconductors will probably go up another 25% this week [+5] u/Snowman33001: Making money is so much better than getting laid. [+5] u/bigfan49: I should’ve taken the 3.75% APY [+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/slimeystevebob made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 655.912 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Bunch of chicken shits [+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Rddt, Rblx, Aapl, Sofi, Hood big week what else [+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: **I CAN SEE THE FUTURES** [+5] u/avdvetf: see u bers at spy 911 [+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Just found out its Al Jezeera for the news not Al Jizzera [+5] u/RealityBeOn1: My fellow POETards, we ready for $20? [+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Rich people don’t care about oil. Get over it [+12] u/EducationalCicada: So all this time we didn't actually need oil? [+12] u/Frosty-Search: I picked up puts on Friday so I'm guessing green by opening [+11] u/jer72981m: I just want to wish everyone immense success because what are we doing? Nobody gets out alive anyway. Spread joy. [+9] u/ZaraBloom418: So what I’ve learned is that Nvidia is a shit ass company and is just milking the market until the bubble bursts [+9] u/hugofuegoeggo: way too bullish in here [+9] u/Stealthless: If futures exist, then why aren’t there pasts? [+8] u/TinaMangat: Are we going to get a rug pull after all the earnings on Wednesday? [+8] u/ideletedmyaccount04: >Warren Buffett has frequently articulated a, "buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years" philosophy to emphasize long-term, business-focused investing GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [+8] u/pingoo26: No crying in the global casino! [+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: Dallas Fed analysts see crude at $130–140/bbl pushing California pump prices toward $7, with worst-case projections near $10 [+7] u/yatruthordare: open red reverse close red [+7] u/I_am_Nerman: Iran told mediators it will not negotiate over its nuclear program or the Strait of Hormuz until an agreement is reached to end the war - Al Jazeera [+7] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: I get paid Friday and not tomorrow 😖 [+7] u/No-Put2311: How pissed must the irgc be seeing the stock markets at all time highs lmfao [+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: 15 minutes until life has meaning [+7] u/stuntondeezh0es: My kidney is my hedge against bankruptcy [+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I touched grass this weekend [+6] u/stonkguyy: Really need to try 45k into 100k this week [+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: The futues are almost open and all the regards are coming out of the woods. You love to see it [+6] u/No_Cod972: LOL Bers really thought it was a good idea to bet against America, land of the Amerifats. Where 70% of the adult population can afford to be overweight or obese. [+6] u/AssistantIll9921: 🚨 SPY OPEN: GREEN OR FAKEOUT? 🚨 Leaning GREEN 📈 (yeah I know… red confirmed now) Why: * Crypto ripping = risk-on * Big earnings week = upside fuel * Iran fears feel “priced in” (famous last words) Risk: * One headline = instant rug * Oil still high * Market hanging by like 5 stocks My bet: ➡️ Slight green open → then chaos Position (so you can inverse): SPY 713 calls exp Friday 💀 [+6] u/No_Cod972: Things are getting weird out there. My dog just tried to convince me to buy puts. [+6] u/4sKompany: Perhaps this 60 minutes interviews will save my puts [+6] u/Coogiez: Anyone got a giant cock [+6] u/jakeisarake: Gonna keep buying pltr cause reddit is extra bearish on it [+6] u/jazzgrackle: Please SPY. Make me money. [+6] u/Kalelofindiana: Iran says game on. Market moons. [+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: hi Tehran Trading Desk, I know you’re in here [+6] u/Asleep-Strike4978: 50% of my net worth is in MSFT and GOOG. This is a very important week [+5] u/PablosCocaineHippo: Donald: Iran please call me for Art of the Deal Iran: No Spy 800 soon [+5] u/OkBeginning9576: One time I sucked six in a row 👀 [+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: OMG I saw the futes in advance from the MMs, they're deep red SPY about to open -69% and then recover to flat as usual [+5] u/LostinTheSauce805: I’m thinking green so it me get be yellow [+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Can't wait for NVDA to have a 1 quadrillion mcap in 10 years. [+5] u/pseudo_rockstar: 🥭 walking off talks is bullish because there is more space for deescalation [+5] u/kvedo25: I can place it all in spy and retire 60 with 3M+, or risk it all to retire in my 30s… or never [+5] u/-B-H-: Triple blockade incoming. You thought markets liked the double? You won’t be able to get your mouth around the triple! [+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Big week. Bolognese or béarnaise? [+5] u/DaBirdLawyer: Correspondence dinner was such an inside job it’s actually comical. [+5] u/patricktu1258: If I ever listened to popular posts on most of trading subs I’d be broke and depressed af. Fuck those doomsayer spamming AI slop. [+14] u/YTLupo: THAT SHOOTING WAS A GOOD DISTRACTION FROM THE FACT THERE WAS **NO DEAL** STRUCK OVER THE WEEKEND. YOU CAN TELL BY PRICE ACTION NEAR THE CLOSE ON FRIDAY SOMEBODY KNEW [+14] u/Wowmuchrya: Why are futures not up 18% after fake assassination attempt #67 and negotiation cancellation #1033 during week 10 of the war we won 3000 years ago? [+13] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Futures went from -0.20% to -0.30% in 5 mins. According to the math, we might open at around -19% [+13] u/ChampionshipOdd947: -.3 futures means +1.3 by end of day tomorrow. It's just how it works now. [+13] u/AggravatingCrow897: Brent ripping!! https://preview.redd.it/wwplv62b6mxg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0f1605ed9e2bdc2e6395a5fd17a94e117c5ef4 [+12] u/bearhunter429: #When British people come home they take off their suits, put on jammies and drop that silly accent LMAO🤌 [+12] u/UnivalveX: same old weekend story. futes open -0.2% and close +2% [+12] u/radioref: Everything is doom and gloom. Mass layoffs, a huge energy crisis tsunami is on the way, the social disorder in America, with leaders almost assassinated last night, tornados ripping across the heartland, the Gay of Whoremez closed. Calls it is, we’re going to 725 by the end of the month. [+11] u/Psychological_Fly109: Brent is at $108 the energy crisis is about to destroy the world economy. So this means 1.2% tomorrow on fake ceasefire prospects [+11] u/Budget_Panda1453: Probably green by open idk how [+11] u/thesenut91123: OPEN THE FUCKIN' CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS [+11] u/justlosinmoney: Remember no one got rich being a pussy [+10] u/papasmurftp: WHERES THE GUY TALKING ABOUT HYPERLIQUID AND SPY 718 [+10] u/Me-Regarded: I'm the biggest bull, have kids from coast to coast ... but this sugar high is pushing it. Even if everything was perfect, people are going to take profits. Be smart, wear a rubber friends. This has been a Me-Regarded market quick tip of the day, but only the tip [+9] u/UsefulInvestigator60: Sorry son. No college money for you. Dad tried shorting the market since COVID. This times different though, trust me bro. [+9] u/HaveAKlondike: Airport bars are so depressing [+9] u/bigmochicat88: https://preview.redd.it/toqel6a03mxg1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b8d8e4d6f844a546ed314b99d831fee9aaf1f1 [+9] u/MusingsAndMind: tung tung tung sahur [+9] u/Successful-End7689: Latest Ghalibaf tweet confirms Iran is COOKED Their economy runs strictly on oil revenue, and they can’t fund their terrorist behavior without that oil revenue. They had leverage at some point, but it’s gone now because they got too cute and thought they could get more. Now they will have to give up everything just to survive TLDR: blockade of the blockade is working [+9] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Think I’ll take a break from everything and just work and work out for a year [+9] u/HaveAKlondike: Remember the days where SPY wouldn’t move more than +/-0.2% a day for weeks on end? Good times [+9] u/Cybermeld: I mean Microsoft products are terrible but don't know if they're that bad. [+9] u/Jadedtrader33: Same time they always do retard. 🫵🤡 [+8] u/nknk_3: End of the bull run. Multiple circuit breakers tomorrow [+8] u/TrumpChildOnahole: So painfully obvious this is gonna be up 3% by Tuesday [+8] u/Thin_Response_2689: # Markets don’t care about mango rn it’s tech earnings season LMAO [+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: ~~coward~~ cash gang 😎 [+7] u/Extreme_Green_1708: What just happened to corn? [+7] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Crazy shrek dildo for corn just right now. [+7] u/SherbertOk2563: lmaoooo bers getting excited about a -0.2% dump [+7] u/DumbNutter: Tiniest of dumps for futes. Bigly green by open [+7] u/BooBrew32: Considering negotiations have ended and Mango is a big fat moron, futures are bizarrely optimistic. [+7] u/tomis_24: No more peace talk, assassination attempt on POTUS, let me guess, boots on the ground next? [+7] u/diunay_lomay_a: Futes blood red. Bers are eating tomorrow [+7] u/Ok_Winner9825: Oil nearly back to 110 but nobody cares 🤡 world [+7] u/papasmurftp: SPY just hit 900 on www.barelysolid.com [+7] u/2020isgreat: Cloudflare should be shorted to the ground shitty ass product bricks like every week [+7] u/bearhunter429: #Futes DRILLIN just as it's been predicted by our prophets LMAO🤌 [+7] u/Budget_Panda1453: Futures recovering, dawg wtf is this [+6] u/SherbertOk2563: WHO IS READY FOR NEW ATH??? [+6] u/nyse25: futes red vix red just as god intended [+6] u/oldprecision: Bears, you've seen this story before. [+6] u/GoldenAries4: I’m surprised it even opened red, but I’m not really hopeful for my puts still. There’s still no volume so that means this can easily be propped up without a ton of money. [+6] u/hiphopanonomos: Wow, actual market crash it's all over panic sell now [+6] u/SherbertOk2563: HAHAHAH BRING ON THE V!!! V AS IN VAGINA PUMPING TIME!!!! BULL HORNS GO INSIDE :P [+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: hey so if you put `reddit.com##shreddit-comment:has(div:has-text(/Blocked User/i))` into ublock origin, the blocked comments will be completely hidden, instead of being collapsed as "blocked user" posting this for no particular reason [+6] u/Bichael-Murry: imagine thinking this wont ATH again tomorrow, rigged shit [+6] u/Fun-Choices: What’s it like to have missed the bottom you nerds [+6] u/old_copper_kettle: If you’ve ever laughed at a boomer or silent generation member for not understanding how a computer works but currently think genAI is close to achieving consciousness or really anything other than a probability calculator you’re both a hypocrite and the problem. [+6] u/Icommandyou: Red futures = massive rally tomorrow [+6] u/Pete26l96: Can't wait for April 29, gonna be crazy with 4 of the mag 7 reporting earnings. My guess is GOOGL and AMZN ⬆️ MSFT and META ⬇️ GOOGL - search will probably show no signs of revenue slowing due to AI, YouTube growth will correspond to more YouTube Premium, and their Cloud still one of the best for AI / data companies due to bigquery. AMZN - basically confirmed the $200B cap ex is justified as the commitment from Anthropic, Meta buying hundreds of thousands of their custom CPUs, and Open AI's leaked internal memo confirm AWS is king and they can't secure compute fast enough. MSFT - Azure highly dependent on Open AI as half the backlog comes from them, meanwhile Open AI disses Azure in an internal memo stating Azure limited their growth and AWS is better. Open AI also shifts commitments to AWS, resulting in MSFT considering legal action given previous agreement. Additionally, many EU enterprises/government have decided to move away from Windows, Azure, and Office/Microsoft legacy software. META - Completely dependant on advertising revenue which appears to be affected by reduced ad spend / budgeting according to many major market surveyors/research organizations such as Evercore. No cloud or other material revenue driver. - just one guys thoughts 😂 [+6] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Can’t trust futures, especially Sunday night. Fuckery is abound. [+6] u/Montyprice7206: There’s no such thing as paperhands or diamond hands or any of that bullshit There’s only winners and losers, take a w every time and keep moving [+6] u/KeTaMiNEanDpEdoZ: I believe it was the fakest one yet. [+5] u/IntrepidToday0: Congrats to everyone who sat on the sideline watching Bitcoin go vertical. Muttering “fake money” under your breath as you sigh, checking your deep red portfolio full of SOFI, HIMS, and ASTS shares. [+5] u/idontknow1967: Hoping CAR does another 20% swan dive [+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Futures are ripping!! 💚✅🔫 [+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Open the fucking market you crazy bastards! [+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: \-0.20 SP500, +2% oil boring [+5] u/wyudtix: I'm a Ber but I'm not celebrating just yet. We've seen this movie before [+5] u/CreamyBehemoth: If they’re not -2%+ then it’s still Calls [+5] u/CD274: Great. 🥭 On 60minutes in 50m [+5] u/vermilli21: Ive seen this play before, green by open [+5] u/wyudtix: Hey Bols, let's make a deal. Market Red at open so I can sell my puts for profit in the morning and then it pumps to new all-time highs after that. How does that sound? [+5] u/edave22: Lord Homelander if we’re down more than 1% tomorrow I swear I’ll stop jacking off to starlight porn [+5] u/PeeOnDusk: If 🌽 breaks $79k resistance, it will head to $86k this week [+5] u/Alternative-Mode-365: BTC YTD high incoming? [+5] u/Moepenmoes: Why are some of you yapping about exploding futes? Current fute changes are so minimal it's almost flat [+5] u/Separate_Asparagus94: I feel like so often I enter a trade and it’s disgustingly impressive how well it goes against me. Dell for example, bought puts and it’s just straight green candles for 2 weeks straight [+5] u/Milf-Whisperer: I have intel puts expiring next month. Intel isn’t able to hold onto girthy gains and can’t help but fumble this intel 60 eom [+5] u/j4c11: Hi, my name is Regardinho [+5] u/Me-Regarded: First person to respond.. do I cook venison burger or BBQ chicken? No response I starve to death and that's on you [+5] u/baadllama_ghost: i've been in a coma since Friday how did the peace talks go? [+5] u/UnivalveX: there's too much uncertainty going into Wednesday... which is exactly why we're going to have another three consecutive +1% and ATH days [+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Guy has degree in mech Engr and masters in CS. Decides on Leroy Jenkins strategy. [+5] u/Lost_Grand3468: Take profits from amazon, microsoft, and google calls. Buy stock instead. Convert back into calls at some point in the next fews weeks if earnings are a blood bath again this quarter. [+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Calls on cup of noodles tomorrow for dinner [+5] u/yyn1999: So why is corn pumping ? [+5] u/Flexlex724: Mind as well go ape on semi calls bc it's regard proof [+5] u/teh_herper: Currently cucked by ASTS can someone pump this shit up so I can break even on my calls lol [+5] u/Separate_Asparagus94: Any bears here the last 2 weeks? My puts have been raped. Some expire 5/15 and I’m so worried. Puts in NVDA DELL C TXN [+5] u/LeftPresent4646: Then you can pump BTC yourself and suck your own dick [+16] u/Zetice: Calls on false flags [+15] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls think guys in Corvettes are cool [+13] u/Sjgreen: Burry buying puts on semis is the sign that it’ll go higher [+12] u/BFox1982: A big tittied goth girl and about $12 million would really hit the spot about now. [+12] u/apurimac777: By 2028 we will be on at least our 6th or 7th false flag at this rate. Homeboy will have been "shot at" more times than Fiddy and Pac combined. Just shut the fuck up and buy calls [+12] u/idontgettoomuchmoney: 15 mins of scrolling and not one useful comment [+12] u/sweenygg: Turkish Hairlines ✈️ [+11] u/noahmfs: Tomorrow green day as usual no red days until midterms [+11] u/Kickboy21: I got approved for a $500 credit card limit from citi after them begging me to sign up for a credit card 🤡 [+11] u/MixFit5225: Green by open folks always win. [+9] u/Noble_Bastard: I have no idea what Looksmaxxing is, and I have no interest in even finding out. [+9] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Every single earnings wsb is so bullish on Amazon and it crashes back to 220 every time...and everyone is bullish yet again [+9] u/ten7four: I have a goth gf but she doesn't have big titties. What's even the point [+9] u/barelyreadsenglish: Damn just spent like 20 minutes calming down my elderly neighbor who finally confided that she thought some couriers were being held for ransom due to some fake jewelry being mailed to her by some fake persona. All aided by ai pictures and videos. [+9] u/dabblesest: It’s a Sunday night futures are red, bers celebrate, market goes green by open and ends green. Bers cry [+9] u/Spy300: Tim Cook decided to retire rather than oversee a useless foldable iPhone launch. [+9] u/machinepeen: they don't open till 2 hours [+8] u/FearlessTrader: I was holding about $10k worth of RDDT till last week on which I was up about 10%. Sold because of the CTO’s departure but I have a feeling I sold too early 🤔 [+8] u/cfaawlday: Everywhere is PACKED … folks are rich and spending [+8] u/PhysInstrumentalist: The news gets the most bullish before the market sells off [+8] u/J_da_CPA: Imagine being so goofy Staging your assassination attempts [+8] u/dabblesest: “It gets really red so bers get their hopes up only for it to gap up at open before they close their positions.” Do you guys like my smut, thinking about publishing some more of it. [+8] u/moosewithamuffin: Investing in a goth girlfriend [+8] u/potato111a: 'Member when AMZN drilled 20% on Earnings? My blown the fuk out calls 'member.. LMAO 🤌 [+7] u/Latter-Button-: Why isn’t the casino open yet? I’m ready to gamble! [+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Some bears turned bull for chip stocks last week.... What happens next may not be a surprise to anyone [+7] u/TiredTired99: Just sitting here waiting for my puts to print. So, market up 1.5% it will likely be. [+7] u/WrappedRocket: Can someone tell me my futures? [+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Money is made in the bear market, wealth is made during the bull market 📈 [+7] u/Exciting_Day4155: NASDAQ down less than DOW means everything red but data center stocks tomorrow 🤌 [+7] u/yogi0122: Green no matter what happens [+7] u/iiGoodVibesii: So I buy 0dte calls and win? [+7] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Hello my fellow lossmaxxers. How was the weekend? [+7] u/LiveMotivation: BOLS can’t keep getting away with this… [+7] u/Jaredthegoat_: green by open silly ber [+7] u/BLADIBERD: what futes are you even looking at u regard [+7] u/Consy98: This WSB regard take your cuck shit elsewhere [+6] u/mmmmmmmayhem: I have a feeling USO will always be above 100 bucks even if there’s peace and no war with SPY $1000. RIP my USO poots. [+6] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: She’s a ten but she dated the futes are ripping guy. [+6] u/financiallythriving: Bears peep through public bathroom stalls to try to take a peek of people shitting [+6] u/Nomynametoday: Calls it is as usual [+6] u/AlarmedPelican: No cuts for at least a few more meetings. Iran still not resolved. Private credit cockroaches scuttling around. Job market, particularly new graduates, in shambles. Nothing to see here though, ignore all that! New ATHs! DOW is fifty thou! CALLS USA USA USA [+6] u/JohanLiebert92: I believe SMCI will pay this week and shock everyone, believe, believe!! (plz just go up $1 for a 100% gain, thx) [+6] u/delicious_oppai: Bers didn't even get -0.69% futes 😂 [+6] u/Ok_Interview_5809: I havnt been watching the news are bers fuk or bol fuk in 13 minutes [+6] u/No-Arrival4181: Full port RDDT fuck it [+6] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: Sherman back from the dead? [+6] u/NYGiants181: SoFi is a $100 stock in 5 years. 20 million products. [+6] u/Icy_Jelly_315: No I just pleased to see you [+5] u/baconography: "Nasdaq removed every structural barrier between SpaceX and index inclusion. The 10% float? Gone. The three-month wait? Gone. The cap at 100 stocks? Suspended. It's almost as if the rules were written for one specific company." [+5] u/MrRobotFancy: jesus it's touchy in here today. how many of you bull - bear people are bots anyway? [+5] u/Evander85: Futes -.2% but anything AI related will be up 10% [+5] u/Jaysler: Monday pump before earnings. I’ve seen this move before [+5] u/Nomynametoday: SPY nominated to the Record Guiness this year. [+5] u/iamjt: Theta till Wed. Time to get some sleep [+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Tick tock, Clarice... tick tock tick tock tick tock. [+5] u/DeHunter_54: SPY puts b/c of no negotiation [+5] u/Kickboy21: My horoscope tells me we’ll probably dump during jpow’s ted talk and then rip AH after MAG7 earnings. Ill probably wait till jpow is done talking and then go yolo [+5] u/Late_Company6926: Earnings going to blow your mind. RIVN to the moon [+5] u/One-Commission2873: I can get a 3-year interest free loan. Should i take it and throw it at semi stocks? [+5] u/LesPaul86: So many guys on here were bashing Poet, with literally no idea what was happening. That’s why you do DD before forming a superficial opinion. [+5] u/baconography: I'm hyper, but not so liquid. [+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Oil could go to 100 tomorrow and spy would be -0.2% [+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Futures flat, big 🟢 by open [+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Oh shit prices not seen since 10 am Friday were cooked [+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Green because money printer goes BRRRRR 📈📈🖨️🖨️📈🐂🐂 [+5] u/vremains: Errr body talking about MSFT earnings make me think it's gonna tank.... [+5] u/aka_crashoverride: My balls are so wet. [+5] u/Distinct-Giraffe-646: Its rough being a bear now days [+5] u/Skateprawn: The Pam Bondi one will be half price. [+15] u/OrdinaryMix4013: CNBC: futes barely down after unsuccessfully attempt to restore democracy [+14] u/stonetrade: Wow first prez to survive three staged kill attempts what a legend. Fuckin morons [+11] u/Thick_Supermarket254: This rug pull is going to be absolutely generational. [+10] u/Lostmymindandmoney: My life would be so much better if I was dead [+10] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Another POET pump dayum [+10] u/GuwopGOAT: Market completely detached from reality [+10] u/ConstantAd1: Then you wake up from your ber dream and realize you have wet your bed again [+9] u/NationalMedia8201: Can’t wait to wake up and see oil back down to 90-92 dollars and slowly rise back to 100 by the end of the week 😂 [+9] u/Significant_Speed854: some of you have never survived a staged assassination attempt and it shows [+9] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: I eat gummies to avoid the empty calories from booze but the problem is then I want cupcakes man. I want all the cupcakes. [+9] u/GooFoYouPal: I like the guy that continued eating his salad 🥗 during the shooting chaos. [+8] u/Morocier: I'll sell my puts Thursday. They'll probably be worthless. Then I'll be completely outta cash.. good. No more fucking options [+8] u/Significant_Speed854: I bought a CAR 100 5/15P when CAR was at $700+ and it is at the same price I bought it at. [+8] u/D1rtD3mon: anyone kinda sad about powell stepping down [+8] u/wenxuan2: Just bought SPY 800 and QQQ 700 few months out. Either riches or rags [+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: no crying at the casino bears [+7] u/DragonFruit-_-777: I thought 🥭 was gonna say something important at 7pm? [+7] u/would-rather-read: “the shooter said he was tired of rapists and pedophiles” reporter “I’m not a rapist” trump “did you think he was referring to you?” reporter [+7] u/Open_Waltz6902: Best stock to buy for drone warfare? Reading about Ukraine's drones got me thinking that this is the future of war. [+7] u/EatinPussySellnCalls: I love large NATURAL breasts [+7] u/NotMe357: If TACO got his Ballrom then SPY and QQQ will hit 2% lol [+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: SNDK,MU and SOXL will run up to earnings do what you want with that info. [+7] u/eggplant_parm827: We are exploding higher tomorrow. It's free money. Don't fight it. [+7] u/optimaltimemism: I idea that I was't bullish at SPY 630 but becoming bullish at 713 is pure regardation. [+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Lol U best not learn is best [+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I don’t have anyone to share anything posted on this sub with [+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: As a bear, f\*ck this market and earnings season. QQQ is a $600 stock. Not $780. [+6] u/winston511: Did Kash have the watch last night? See you in Valhalla brother [+6] u/SlfImpr: Age old tradition: **Airlines looking for fare increases to stick, even when jet fuel costs fall** [https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/26/business/airlines-fuel-prices-fare-hikes](https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/26/business/airlines-fuel-prices-fare-hikes) [+6] u/hta157: Bear downvotes are sliding through even with red flutes lol [+6] u/spsteve: I'm really glad some of you have figured this out, because I'm just sitting here bewildered [+6] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie is in the yell at the interviewer "I am not a pedophile" season of life. [+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: PLTR RKLB and OKLO really stunted my growth last week. [+6] u/Mr60SPX: Wonder how many people watched Patrick Boyle and will be buying puts tomorrow [+6] u/yeahyoubored: Another day another assassin 🇺🇸 becoming numb to literally everything I asked my mom who’s in her sixties what she thought and she goes “oh, looks staged. anyways how was your day?” most people don’t care about anything these days. We could drop a nuke in Iran and most people would probably just shrug and it’d move the market maybe -3% for a week and then back to ATH the week after. [+6] u/Intelligent_Heat451: #ASTS GANG Members checking in [+6] u/e10n: GREEN FUTES BULLS DELIGHT. [+6] u/Thotmas01: Who are the retards betting on Jesus returning before 2027? Let’s game this one out: option a he doesn’t return and you lose all your money. Option b he returns and ushers in the end of days in which your moonshot winnings are useless. Show yourself. [+6] u/ComplexLook7: Is your pp ever going to go pro 1.5 inches again? [+6] u/Jemmani22: Go to your brokerage (robinhood). Click buy shares. Then click SPY. Put all money in and a recurring buy for whatever you can spare for the next 30 years. Don't look at it. It will be worth several million when you look in 30 years. [+5] u/Jesoo_: I pray I wake up tomorrow and ASTS decides I can get out of my calls, please MMs just one time [+5] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #look mate , u may not like it but u can make a lot of money jearking off men If as a Man U do many squats and work on your cheeks u can also have value as a man do to butt cheeks being so in style when it comes to attraction [+5] u/VariationConstant675: let there be some vol.....this market is BORING... [+5] u/donniedarko1010: Waiting for the pre market to open dark red and market to open green. [+5] u/E39_CBX: How the fuck is INTC up again [+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Fucking bullion dealers lmao. Future price goes up their spot price INSTANTLY updates. Futures price goes down and suddenly there is a lag in spot going down with it due to the "volatile nature" lmao get fucked [+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: I gotta stop friend zoning myself. Nice guys don't get to finish 🫦💦 [+5] u/mangofruitdude: Bought poet at 4$ sold at 9$ ask me anything [+5] u/The_Cornwallis: Advanced money duplicator at it again 📈 [+5] u/MetalEnthusiast83: Futures red until the tweet tomorrow. Negotiations going well or something. Doesn’t matter. Spy Will close up like .35% [+5] u/cannythecat: When 🥭 said that a whole civilization would die tonight, he meant bears and not Iran. [+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Buy high, sell higher. [+5] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Fart coin up 3.48% on hyperliquid, read em and weep gay bers [+5] u/Professional_Monkeys: Every top comment I see shows NOW at the top right corner. Is that a sign? [+5] u/dash_trash4255: Hope this place gets cleaned out this week. Some spring cleaning would do WSB some good. [+5] u/Mitch_Cumstein-: Got to be a shot to the ego of old 🥭 that his attempted “assassination” barely even broke into the news cycle. People care more about Clavicular than old poops his pants. [+5] u/CurrentRoutine7392: NOWS your last chance to buy HIGH and sell LOW!! Regards, calls now!!!! [+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Would be hilarious if that 10% war drop was just a correction and shit actually tanks because shit sucks. So calls it is [+5] u/Professional_Help_85: Anyone follow the CRISPR space? what do you think happens tomorrow after NTLA top line data? [+5] u/CharmingSoil: The assassination attempt made everyone forget the peace talks were just made up. [+5] u/dicta85: can a make-believe currency be oversold? [+5] u/No_Lobster_1102: DCA in any ETF fella. Go outside and enjoy the summer [+17] u/gregot76: fuck this, i am done being a bear, so fucking exhausting with the headline pumps [+16] u/Comfortable733: To the guy that said spy 699p would print Monday, frick you 😡 [+13] u/vCharged: “And the ramp begins *IRAN OFFERS US NEW PROPOSAL TO REOPEN STRAIT OF HORMUZ: AXIOS *mango SET TO HOLD SITUATION ROOM MEETING ON IRAN ON MON.: AXIOS” - zero hedge [+13] u/am22fcw: People Fomoing in at the top of the chip bubble will be sitting on multi decade bags lol [+13] u/Major_Ad_1072: MY PUTS ARE FUCKED 😢 [+10] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Maybe I should get a job at Axios so I can buy calls before they hit publish LMAOOO [+10] u/ughilostmyusername: SPY will be 730 tomorrow. You know how I know? Because I have 690 puts [+10] u/bullrfuk: #Axios: Iran agrees to rename Hormoz Strait to America Strait LMAO🤌 [+9] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Why the hell is oil going up when Axios says the war is very over, again? [+9] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Market is on an infinite pump. Once I get on, it will drop [+9] u/falken2023: What in the absolute fucking hell is going on with this market? [+8] u/OkResponsibility2470: Lmao that axios article is total bullshit “Iran offers to give up its one piece of leverage and open the strait” 🤣🤣🤣 [+8] u/joycaptain: Why is POET a $2b company when their revenue is $400k? They make less money than my local McDonald's [+8] u/xlmtothemoon: one day they are gonna fuck up and announce the strait is open when it's already open and it's still gonna go up [+7] u/willsa26: Long on $GOOGL its just easy money [+7] u/Ninja_Cooter: My port just whispered to me, it said ber r so fuk [+7] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: The stock market will never go down again. It’s truly incredible [+7] u/Specialist_Fig9458: “World peace imminent, Greenland and Iran to become 51st and 52nd states” -Axios LMAO [+7] u/A_Credo: Will this be the most epic “sell in May and go away” ever? Feels like the market is propping itself up on complete BS and falling for the same fake lie (ceasefire / deal). WS got all their bagholders lined up. [+7] u/SaltyRiceCake90: land of broken dreams [+6] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Okay but like genuinely who is making these headlines at Axios because they’re the only publication doing this shit LMAO [+6] u/Summerdaysengineer: SPY green by morning [+6] u/Specialist_Fig9458: If that iran report is true from Axios then they are bigger retards than some of you guys and that’s saying something LMAO [+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Some of you only get the news from WSB and it shows lol [+6] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Maybe Robinhood will save you bers one day and remove the puts button [+6] u/StocksStormTrooper: It’s freaking jarring to be a day trader! [+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Holy fk, the pump is ungodly LOL [+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: 🌮 gonna sign the same deal that he ripped up 😤 [+5] u/Vulthen1: So no one given a fuck about Crude rising now cool cool cool cool [+5] u/McClintockC: Yes, waiter, I'll have another retarded Monday full of regret please [+5] u/DarkR124: POET is a straight monster. Too scared to hop in after two straight days of going parabolic and it’s up again 11% before open. I know the second I buy calls that shits pulling back 25%. [+5] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Iran headlines are like iPhone releases: same shit, slightly different packaging [+5] u/Weekly_One8412: Deal to open the strait is on the table, nuclear terms not included https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/s/mdGfBsJZVE [+5] u/darth_scion: What goes up must go up [+5] u/Summerdaysengineer: Stonks only go up I guess [+5] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: Bers' sleep paralysis demon is an overnight pump and the notification sound of margin call [+5] u/Adrian12094: oil nearing $100 again LFG [+5] u/Soffatjockis: Corn having a good time We having another 1.5% on nasdick tomorrow [+5] u/CreativeMischief: OIL is pumping as well while SPY continues? Either we’re red tomorrow or shits just not real anymore and nothing matters. EVERYTHING IS CASINO [+5] u/Star_Lord924: Yeah INTC. 90+ lets pump baby [+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: I haven't seen bears this delusional since Friday [+5] u/housemouse431: im about to buy 20 grand of micron right now bc...why not lol [+5] u/Opposite_Weight7144: Any chance TSLA go back to 400? [+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: i cant believe POET going up almost 20 percent per day after that short report so god damn mad i dumped thinking it would go back to 5 [+5] u/verysillyman: AMD calls straight to 400 [+5] u/Any_Bluebird1765: I dont think the axios article is BS. Its just stating the negotiations are back where they were like 2 weeks ago when they could not agree on the nuclear part. T won't accept it though as he seems committed to the idea that the blockade will work and wont budge on the no nuclear issue because he thinks his deal has to be better than the previous presidents deal [+5] u/TopRaise7: Green as far as the eye can see… Market don’t care about the war [+5] u/celebratorycremation: Buy high, sell higher. [+5] u/Jolly_Cicada380: What is this a dip for ants? [+5] u/buffAmumupls: Red Monday into 4 straight days of red. Save this comment. [+5] u/Boring_Television941: Should I risk it all and put 1k on Rddt tmmr? [+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Yep, it's disbelief stage of market [+5] u/at0mheart: MSOS ETF on marijuana rescheduling [+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: If I use puts as a hedge am I still Ghey? I have been “Questioning” lately. [+5] u/gameon-manhattan: 🥭is lying again. He said america is the hottest country .. Thats not true. It's india actually [+5] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: What is the 100x play for Wednesday 🤓 [+5] u/ercanbas: I don’t understand what’s happening with CAR right now lmao [+5] u/Odd_Library_3953: The first 4 words of that threw me off bad [+5] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Futes absolutely ripping [+20] u/Bizonistic: So we pumped on Friday because the negotiators were being sent to Pakistan. Then no talk ever happened, and we continue pumping? Infinite money glitch [+14] u/diefy7321: Congrats, ur still gey [+12] u/bub356: Bulls in euphoria make me uncomfortable [+12] u/Fancy_Goat685: This is like the price is right mountain climber game where we see how high the market goes till it falls off the cliff. [+11] u/Napster-mp3: Axios is clearly owned by mango [+11] u/darkspherei: you know the market is chopped when Axios runs the same story every Sunday and traders fall for it [+11] u/BeaverSack: Fundamentals have not mattered for some time now, but this….this is just starting to feel irresponsible [+11] u/East-Detective6697: QQQ went up +20% on lies alone, in 4 weeks It's +10% higher than before closure of Hormuz It's not opening any time soon. Nothing is resolved, absolutely nothing This is absolute delusional bagfest [+11] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Iran just gave 🥭 an off ramp. He can declare victory and say Iran caved. It doesn't matter. Just end this shit so we can get SPY $750 [+10] u/aphelion99: Options are just white collar gambling [+10] u/Sick0h: Ber screams puts at SPY 650, is wrong. SPY goes to 710, still screaming puts, still wrong. SPY 730, screams puts, goes to 725, pretends to be genius and right all along. [+9] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Too much confidence here. [+9] u/ddrsdght: SPY was flat for 8 months and you’re getting all phaggy now [+8] u/Reynhart: Actually read that Axios article: Iran is offering the following deal: Let them continue their nuke program in exchange for SPY 800 [+8] u/Antiwhippy: It's kinda amazing how stuff like presidential assassination attempts or wars barely count as big news now. [+8] u/Impossible-Fun2027: How the hell the market pumps? Did Iran open some casino in Tehran? [+8] u/ModeForJoe: It's not the Ballroom, it's the ***Ba'al Room*** [+8] u/civillyRange: Does axios have a reporter stuck up 🥭 ass or something they always got the scoop first [+8] u/pmotiveforce: Imagine not selling the pump..right now. [+8] u/TrickyDickCheney: Spy 800 and oil 200 racing to see who will get there first [+8] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Bers are in the gym rn doing 3 sets of putting the fries in the bag [+8] u/BeaverSack: What if I did the backstroke through the straight with all the flags from all the countries tied to my super hard flagpole of a wiener, you think that would be enough for peace? [+8] u/East-Detective6697: JUST IN: Iran offers US deal via DocuSign. Axios reports (it's not a joke regards, these are ideas of highly regarded potus) [+8] u/rocier: Its become much easier to visually identify the poors since Ozempic defatted everyone else [+7] u/cryptohomunculus: 1. Sell all your calls on Monday 2. Wait til the bears are cocky on WSB during the week 3. Load up on calls 4. Wait til Monday Rinse, repeat, my Lambo parked in da street [+7] u/CPA-hole: Highest price in all of history Seems legit [+7] u/AbrocomaNegative825: This will likely be spys strongest week of all time. Not even joking. Calls at open [+7] u/youngmacho: Hyperliquid was right this weekend just took futes a couple hours to get there [+7] u/sjgreen47: Guess we are going for 19 Green Day’s for semis [+7] u/BeaverSack: Last year, I would have called myself a ghey ber for the things I’m thinking about the market now [+7] u/cow_grass: Intel is up another 4%. Ok sure. [+7] u/The_Brand94: Robinhood phishing scam email went out about 1 hour or so ago. Do not open any links. It came from Robinhood support email so it looks normal, but says someone tried to access your account. [+7] u/BeaverSack: So you either die a hero - or you live long enough to watch yourself slowly transform into a ghey ber [+7] u/bendraw: This is the Russian roulette week, hope you brought your red bandana, deer hunter. [+7] u/OM3N1R: This strait reopening story is based on 'Unnamed US officials and others close to the matter' Uh yea, thats unnamed ppl on one side of the story. If iranian media posts something about this, i will begin to believe it. It's all bluster at the moment imo. [+7] u/x2eliah: Funny how there's always some outright lies released on Axios and everyone falls for it [+6] u/MagneticRetard: most awkward market for cash gangs cause it's gone up too much to get in and going in now could still risk a big correction; but it could also just keep going up so you might miss all the rallies [+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Market don’t give no fuks about TA #WHEWWWWWWWWWW 🛼🛼 [+6] u/TheMightySet69: The dip is going to be glorious when that rising wedge breaks. [+6] u/Nautobott: This is a parabolic rise on spx based on hopes that... Things will go back to what they were 3 months ago? I don't get it except for this being a blow off top. If we tear to 7450-7750 in the next week or two we are crashing hard. [+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: i used to think ber had big brain and bull had big dong, but now i think bull has both and ber is fuk [+6] u/Nanas_700k: Stocks. Only. Go. Up ⬆️ [+6] u/OK_Computer10101: Hey *BEARS*, start stretching you *CRAZY BASTARDS* we’re goin’ in dry tomorrow [+6] u/kazkeb: Both spy and oil futures are up. Very legit and very cool. [+6] u/East-Detective6697: THERE WILL BE NO DEAL. not in 2026, 100% [+6] u/SadDevelopment3049: Reverse circuit breakers [+6] u/BeaverSack: I was cleaning out a tenants storage unit and a dvd called Naporneon Dynamite fell out [+5] u/okbetokbetokbet: another week another 5% pump! [+5] u/SocraticGoats: Make sure to bring an umbrella to work tomorrow. Going to be lots of bears landing on the sidewalks. [+5] u/Sick0h: Imagine not realizing that Praise Allah was a clear buy signal smh [+5] u/skychief99: A lot of this AI bullshit is smelling very dot.com-ish [+5] u/subzero12320931: Sorry bears market wont tank when I got puts. Wait for me to switch to calls [+5] u/QuantrixQuintrix: I’m not making enough for how much the spy is going up. [+5] u/Napster-mp3: I need to start weed gummies again [+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: #THERE AINT NO CATALYST FOR THE MARKET TO HAVE ONE RED CANDLE *Let that sink in* [+5] u/Sick0h: Death, taxes, and pamping. Only 3 sure things in life. [+5] u/ozarkabottle: I trade better when I'm drunk [+5] u/Tigulla_SRT24: Buy AMD at open Thank me later [+5] u/7fingersDeep: Hormuz backwards is Zumroh Zumroh is a common Indonesian name. The largest company in Indonesian is Bank Central Asia. The ticker for Bank Central Asia is BBCA We all know what BBC is. Tomorrow is going to be deeply in the black. Deeply. Checkmate 🌈🐻 [+5] u/SuperbSandwich: Am I still banbetted check [+5] u/PingvinMedStil: Where is everyone seeing the futures? Anywhere I look shows the friday value still. [+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: # LMAO BERS HOLY FUCK [+5] u/xeuropa: Axios: Iran gave US a proposal for reopening the Strait Of Hormuz and ending the war [+5] u/sl3azebag: I can’t get any work done. All I can think about is my Brother. Everyone who’s not immediate family that’s reached out to me, I don’t even know how to respond to. Puts on my mental health. [+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: She’s really sweet and communicative but she’s a torta.😭😭 should I go on a date with her or nah? [+5] u/OilBerta: Laugh and the world laughs with you, but cry and you cry alone. [+5] u/OK_Computer10101: Imagine buying puts before this week’s earnings… even I’m not that retarded [+5] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Miss when 🥭’s statements dictated the market, that was fun times [+5] u/blumpkinspatch: Why is my whole port retarded stocks that just dilute endlessly into bankruptcy? The world may never know [+5] u/gopoohgo: AMD up another 2% lol [+5] u/bluen: How is vix not below 17 [+14] u/Initial_Ad_9250: https://preview.redd.it/xdssm10mfnxg1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=502791b7720a7b4e7589ff74fe9ae661305fe4cc [+12] u/Vort3x7689: is anyone gonna address that axios is just straight up lying to pump the market every weekend [+11] u/WarmCan3034: How many screens do u guys use to trade? I only use my phone sitting on the toliet [+11] u/SquirtleStomp: Its actually kind of wild how checked out normal people are from the oil situation, lowkey long oil should print hard [+10] u/Nysyk: We really think if Iran reached out to donny a no name news would break it before donny live tweet it lmao [+10] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: They should have included this sub in Wolf of Wall Street movie. A scene of Leo scrolling through the daily thread and making a move. [+9] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Futures fake. Red by open [+9] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Goodnight all you $350 trading account quarterbacks, see ya tmmr [+8] u/lolgoodone34: Semiconductor stocks could drop 30% and still wouldnt be enough [+7] u/vSlickRick1: You gotta give it to bulls they still believe axios headlines but continue to make money truly amazing [+7] u/These-Shoulder8017: The Iranians are surrendering. You hear that algos. [+7] u/zestykite: Another green week. Here we go [+7] u/CEOofBeanz: How are bers even on here talking shit? You guys can afford cellular/wifi connection? [+7] u/softboiledjadepotato: Imagine not huffing brake fluid and getting all your news from Axios [+6] u/chauhan_shubham: That too from CalTech. Decides to sprint. Lmao. Lamest move. [+6] u/Visible_Sentence_399: People refusing to use AI are literally choosing to stay poor, in 5-10 years you won’t be able to get a job unless you know the ins and outs of AI [+6] u/ChickenYip: If you look where Barak Ravid is from it’s no wonder he’s pumping the market for 🥭! LOLOL [+6] u/BorrisZ: AXIOS REPORTS CEASEFIRE TOTALLY REALZ GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [+6] u/SighRamp: POET up over 8% after hours these calls are too hot to touch 🔥🔥🚀🚀 [+6] u/yushey__: Made 15 K gambling on Friday. Lost 10 K today and spent 3K on MacBook for the girl and my mom.. still up 2K but I feel like dog shit [+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Remember when the Iran war mattered? Yeah I can’t really either [+6] u/AlexVentures: J.POW might deliver a nuke on Wednesday that may make the IRGC jealous. I SPY with my little eyes..….puts. [+6] u/DiarrheaFartLover: A **true** victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to *acknowledge* your greatness. [+6] u/ImthatRootuser: # It will dump once you go all in. [+5] u/cashflow_: Can’t chat watching YouTube videos on how to relax my pelvic floor [+5] u/MooseTendies: As soon as this war is in the rearview we are back to tariff narratives [+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: The newly minted homeless to come is gonna be one for the ages. Bulltards full porting calls at open getting rugged so hard they front flip onto their faces [+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Bers will never make money again [+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I'm going to develop a Ber housing project..I'm going to pour large 100 ft x 12 ft slabs and put in carports it will have a large community restroom, shower room and a phone charging station. All bills paid $425 a month! [+5] u/kal14144: Microweiner getting hard again [+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Bol are flourishing  Ber are kil [+5] u/StandardDot5115: open the casinoooooo [+5] u/These-Shoulder8017: Replace government with AI. Do a better job. [+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Imagine thinking $4 gas would stop a man from going on a tinder date. Bears think of such crazy notions [+5] u/SeaofSounds: Full expect market to wake up Monday and be green like nothing happened... [+5] u/AMCorBUST2021: If you like covered calls, reach between your legs. You will find a noticeable absence of nuts and fortitude [+5] u/Muted-South4737: I imagine that a snapshot of the market right now is going to be an accurate predictor for tomorrow. Unless it's going the way I don't like. [+5] u/captain_casino: They could live stream the signing of a deal and I still wouldn't believe it at this point [+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Scurry back your dens weekend doomers. Your prison yard time to chat is over. Back to your cells. [+5] u/scrap4crap: Believe it or not, calls [+5] u/Got_Engineers: Futures are going to open red and stay red this time [+5] u/Fhyzikz: There probably won't be a red day ever again. Things are really great right now. The 2020s are Roaring [+5] u/Full_Cash6140: It's gonna be a melt up. Markets don't care about reality. [+5] u/chriskush: Market will never be red again [+11] u/solidsneeze: when is the Iran earnings call? [+10] u/Mr_Canada1867: Anyone here remember the days of -$37 barrel of oil 😂 Regards never thought it could go below $0 [+10] u/Professional_Con_007: How can I send this Axios bro some flowers and chocolates [+10] u/Rocky_The_Champion: The end is near; semis are everything. Stonks fly on INTC, Friday SMH higher; Japan flying with massive move in SoftBank; SoftBank moving because of massive ownership on ARM, Kospi playing catch up…. Everything connected to chips. And nothing else is going up… Sorry folks but in 6 months Semis will be a lot lower. [+10] u/Drchubbypanda: AI company release 1 smol incremental update. AI-tards on LinkedIn and X - *This Changes Everything 🤡* [+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: SOXL at 130+ is absolutely insane [+8] u/Usedillusion7: My $720 calls are Gucci for tomorrow right guys? [+8] u/fire_alarmist: Hard to take this place serious anymore. Nothing but dickeaters and cultists. ZERO DD ever happening these days, retards just spam "Calls it is" and "Ber is fuk". Perhaps I leave for a few weeks again till its time to gloat again. [+7] u/jeffynihao: I could've just bought sndk and chilled for the year [+7] u/xbitxfatxstonkx: SPY Calls. Big earnings week. Especially a rocket ship this week. [+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: The bullets missed orange and hit bers portfolio [+7] u/S0Anon: FOMC, AMNZ, META, MSFT all wednesday. Buy anything tomorrow and sell weds morning and you will profit from the iv [+7] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Just loaded 200 shares of MSFT. C u in 15 years [+7] u/KevinWarshNudes: Apples autocorrect has some Genai vibes, and by that I mean it’s aggressively retarded [+6] u/No_Fig_7835: thats the whole point of reddit dawgie [+6] u/Bene_observari: Maybe futes will be green to blindside the bulls for once. Hasn't happened since March. [+6] u/Portland-: I have spy 725 calls for 5/8... Wondering if I should hold through the incoming volatility and chance a blow off the top or play it safe. [+6] u/Gothams_Bat: Why market not up 10% on this news rn [+6] u/PaxDev: Ready for another ATH [+6] u/SkoomaJunki3: How do you call out sick at a remote salary job [+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: More ass rammings for the bears tomorrow. And especially for the Permabears. Probably no bigger group of people with sore assholes. [+6] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: Stop being a pussy and take some risk. [+6] u/SundayAMFN: retards gonna fall for it again lmao [+5] u/Scribble_Box: You know the answer, but you ain't gonna do it lmao. [+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Hate me all you want but fomc play is prolly gonna be puts at 1 pm on Wednesday, agree or disagree [+5] u/Rocky_The_Champion: Buying puts on semi stocks. That’s the play if you like money. [+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Bers in shambles huh. [+5] u/Thunder_Nipples: More like Clankalore… get it… [+5] u/rottenfence: Haven’t logged on all weekend. The first comment I see is “just picked a nice booger”. This feels bullish.. [+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: Banbet! Goog $350 4d [+5] u/No_Arm_6582: AMD is reaching peak fomo [+5] u/Confident_Event9773: We had a bullish weekend and it show [+5] u/LeagueofData: I think my 4/30 SPY 650p is cooked. I'm a galaxy brain ghey ber AMA. [+5] u/e30jawn: futures are effectively flat and everyone is doing victory laps lol [+5] u/DeezCodeNutz: Why is equatorial africa such a cf? [+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia [+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: The fuck does poet even do [+5] u/opiewann: Vibe is clearly more up [+5] u/tnguyen5057: TSLA you sack of 💩 do something! [+5] u/ThouOne: Bro if my shares do well this earnings season, I might finally be un-bankrupt & get my wife back 😭 [+5] u/Ryu6912: POET puts are going to be free on open, it's not even going to survive the T+1 from contracts expiring ITM from Friday. Ringing the bell has hard as I can here. [+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Last night a hero almost saved us and bring world peace. But he needs more training from doing so [+5] u/Superman811: Anyone got any thoughts on POET [+14] u/SouthNice7324: Peace talks cancelled and president shot at = bullish, got it [+11] u/arbitraryBlue: Rest now, brothers. I have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla [+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: In my next life let me be a dog, my dog has the lowest cortisol known to man [+9] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: got so used seeing my portfolio red its a weird feeling seeing it green now, not that iam complaining lmao [+8] u/Due-Information-6277: Calls on single moms. [+8] u/voidedhip: futures fucking blood red damn [+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Last week there were 100 baggers on CAR puts and AMD calls. I wonder what 100 baggers I’ll miss this week. [+7] u/skymagic: that’s it for today’s black Monday, see you next Monday 🫡 [+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Can someone tell me who is fuk today? [+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Bers the kind of retards to say 🌽 is “only” 78k [+7] u/mackey88: It was open again, I missed it. [+6] u/whenyournotdead: Well HOOD is killing it self nice [+6] u/SonOfObito: Told yall like 5 times to take profits Friday [+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: "I came, I saw, I came again." -Goonius Caesar [+6] u/unholy-confetti: Mag 7 were really cheap a month ago, why didnt you buy? [+6] u/Superente_: So we are reacting positively to fake news again and ignoring the reality? SPY 730 eow it is. [+6] u/Accomplished-Tap-122: All in semiconductor and ai [+6] u/Samjabr: Can anything defeat Murica? This market is Shrek's dong on Viagra. [+6] u/Beagle001: People in the Bers vs Buls game watch one min candles and pretend like they see trends. [+6] u/skymagic: 🌽 just realized it forgot something [+6] u/Opposite_Day_9771: I thought the goal was the nukes. [+6] u/coffeeman1010: I had a vision, Semis are gonna keep running this week. Every mag7 is gonna crush earnings on Wednesday. AMD is gonna have a repeat 25%+ gain week. At open I’m buying 250x of AMD 5/1 440C. NFA [+5] u/PulIthEld: Greatest swindle in world history: Bank introduces paper money in exchange for gold. Bank makes it illegal to own gold, but paper money is still just as good. Bank makes paper money no longer just as good as gold. Nobody seems to notice. [+5] u/UnderB0SS: FFS there’s just nothing interesting going on. What a boring burger. [+5] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: Prison booty hit different tho. Mmmm [+5] u/hoidzaheer777: !banbet $qqq $700 30d [+12] u/DraftLopsided: Open red and get redder 🥵 [+8] u/A55BAG: Futes fading. 🥭or Axios better put something out. [+8] u/rand_walking_charts: But…but…unconfirmed source from unknown official said 244th time, that the war was over. What happened to futures??? [+8] u/jraiv420: Alright who bought calls at the top again? [+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: “Sending delegation to Pakistan on Tuesday” - 🥭 .. spy up 5% [+7] u/lendrickkvmvr: Shorting Intel just to feel something [+7] u/Minute-Leg7346: The heat death of the universe is priced in [+7] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: That quick +2 on oil was devious. If we keep it up like that, we will forget what tomatoes look like for at least 3 years [+7] u/borkdpasito: Not sure if it’s today but I do know the correction is going to be fkin epic [+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: Did 🥭 just say the N word or something... [+6] u/borkdpasito: Wait - people still trade crypto? Buy gold ffs [+6] u/BoostMobileGuy: Today at a comedy show comedian was whining about not understanding signals from girls. Someone from my table screamed “When in doubt just whip it out!” [+6] u/f0xinaround: Margin call could have been like a 20 minute movie. [+5] u/lordbell21: SPY green by Euro open EDIT: SPY green in 5 minutes [+5] u/Extension-Change-441: my 714 puts are cooked huh [+5] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: Please don’t fucking remind me [+5] u/isc1200s: SOXX is ripping everyone’s face off yet we have individuals questioning what the play is. Look at the earnings calendar for this week. [+5] u/PushAble2463: So now the strait might open again 😂 [+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: LMAO bers in shambles as oil futures don’t matter at all [+5] u/infamouskurou: What happen. I am bol. Am I fuk 🥺 [+5] u/whitewashedsyrian: Some guy commented “crypto catching a bid” earlier. Crypto is fucked for the foreseeable future. The market will go higher and crypto tards will make no money [+14] u/Donalds_Lump: Israelis are blowing up Lebanese people again. [+13] u/kairepaire: Is just one circuit breaker day too much to ask for? [+13] u/AvocadoPurees: No one talks about them eating kids anymore 😮‍💨 [+13] u/aniote: Bought $CAR at the top because I believed in the business and the CEO's vision (low margin car rentals with huge overhead and capital expenditures financed by spiralling debt) [+11] u/NonBalisticSniper: I just got off the phone with John Market. [+11] u/DriftMint: I’ve got a white monster right here for ya [+9] u/sleepygarner: Anyone else feel like by the time they finally have enough to retire, the money would be worthless? [+8] u/InvestmentNo8918: The entire cabinet and prez almost shot. Iran talks completely stalled. Europe 5 weeks away from total energy collapse. China promised to reunify Taiwan. Believe it or not, bullish [+8] u/BrightPie7284: we're down .1% on the s&p here come the RIP bull posts smh [+7] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: I got into work this morning and half my colleagues are having authentication issues with Microsoft Teams Piece of shit software [+7] u/AlCapitaan: THIS IS BEYOND FUCKED UP WHY DO WE KEEP PUMPING [+7] u/aniote: Good morning to everyone except Tesla fanboys [+7] u/flipyfresh11: SNDK is going to 3600. Yes this is financial advice. [+6] u/MrRutin: Brent at 107 this is the thing we can look at to see the status of things [+6] u/Ahamadrayasbaboon: Good morning. May the day bring you wealth! [+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Oil up. Made 100% return with leverage. Sold it all will be back later xxx [+6] u/kaapooj: china completly decoupling from us tech [+6] u/AvocadoPurees: Market past couple weeks feel like that part in Goodwill Hunting. After being told "the war is over" 12th time, the financial market accepted it and unloaded all over us bers faces while ugly crying [+5] u/Technical_Scallion_2: I just had my AI analyze all my trades over the past year (all options). It said I was up 80% on calls and down 70% on puts. So I’m starting to think being bearish is dumb. Or maybe I’m just not doing it right [+5] u/Anal_holocost: I thought they agreed on the concept of talks, why is it not pumping? [+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Being a waiter is such a weird job. You can work at a fine dining establishment in a major city and hit 6 figures in tips yearly.... Or you can work at olive garden and make poverty level tips, like $50 a shift lol [+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: Three white Monsters down already, I'm so nervous. What is this timeline. [+5] u/InitialPsychology731: I just want a volatile day for once [+5] u/Historical_Hunt2492: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS [+5] u/Former_West_7960: Imagine being in Europe sitting in a cafe eating beans and shorting all time highs it must be nice [+5] u/DateUser66: 10% of 1% of traders lose money, the other 5.8% are long term holders, 8% of which make money [+5] u/HeftyTNVols: Pls what oil do tomorrow?????? I had a bet it would go down 😢 [+5] u/Wishforgains: buls going broke tomorrow [+16] u/confused_teabagger: Who the hell needs oil? Everybody uses air fryers now, lol [+13] u/Critical_Survey_975: “This can’t possibly go up” I say as I enter the *only going up factory* [+11] u/New_Competition_410: Hey guys rate my portfolio !! 90% voo 5% vxus 5% bitcoin , I plan to put in 3 dollars every month is it sustainable?? [+9] u/JiffKewneye-n: o dte options is worse than drugs [+8] u/Anchises1: Intel has half a trillion market cap on a 13 billion quarter? [+8] u/mks_csw: tables getting flipped over, it was a crazy unique experience i loved every minute of it. \-me after my position lost 80% of value in the first 4 minutes of market open [+7] u/rugbyliebe: Iran-USA negotiations failed. So probably green dildo at open. [+7] u/ee08b021: in Jan oil price was $60, now it is $100 and stocks are back to ATH?? Am i going crazy..where is all this money coming from.. [+7] u/Competitive-Water944: BER HORNY please stand back 100 feet [+7] u/Gortecz: SPY DOWN -0.00% FUUUUUCK [+7] u/WingWorried6176: Imagine buying puts for the most bullish earnings week [+7] u/Tadikif: let the retardmaxxing begin [+6] u/SmexyFlexyStudley: Bears face down ass up ready to be proven right for the first 2 minutes of open before Shrek comes in to finish the train off right [+6] u/BigBoysenberry7987: Who knows but apparently 🥭 is having a meeting about it tomorrow morning 🙄 [+5] u/princess_dai_13: im like hey wassup hello [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: IM LIKE HEY WHATSUP HELLO 🔊 [+5] u/soccer29801830: How does Joe Kernan still have a job [+5] u/WingWorried6176: $5 gas now is nothing like $5 gas in 2008 [+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Much lower than average [+5] u/ultr_bn: Coming here just to interpret the futures charts [+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: Still unde rennovation [+5] u/Manre831: I’m a Pisces, but I’d rather be a killer whale [+5] u/Accomplished_Oil2083: What do we think of HOOD this week?