What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026

[+66] u/spectra444: That was fun! https://preview.redd.it/ixl6ik98p7vg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ca874fb20fc89f7d1ae3ab00ba711b9ed54378f [+57] u/brock2063: Ber seen in Straight of Hormuz on Tuesday: https://preview.redd.it/xk9r68adp7vg1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff71467b0614c692e120be52a6b668054f6be45c [+51] u/apurimac777: Bears ya'll need to stop trying to make sense of shit and just start drinking paint thinner with the rest of us bulls [+39] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: 1.7k to 32k this week cashing out 30 tmr and playing again thank you for your attention to this matter [+39] u/DeepFriedAnoos: shit is literally higher than before the war. Like bro, do you think nothing happened at all. Oh yeah, the straight is totally open, and we all got oil coming out of our assholes which korea is going to buy [+37] u/MissionFamous7834: Apparently SPY calls since it's literally free money [+33] u/throwaway_tendies: If you had told me 2 weeks ago that a random fart of a negotiation was going to shoot the markets up to pre-war highs, I would have called you insane…yet here we are. [+29] u/aqjingson: Humans were not designed to see their net worth swing 20+% in less than a month [+29] u/Actual_Difference617: Todays PPI data, and low job growth, combined with shrinking GDP growth and lowest consumer confidence ever are literally pointing to stagflation and recession but we are here at ATH. [+29] u/Lapidated_Llama: Made 163 dollars today 😮‍💨 only need 69.6k more to break even 😎 [+28] u/WingedScapula420: I blame my mom for not smoking or drinking during pregnancy, leaving me without the mental deficits to succeed in the current marketplace. [+26] u/ateranol: We might just never see a red day again. Praise be to allah. Thank you for your attention to this matter! [+25] u/Gold-Release-1186: Surprise people everythings fixed! nothing happened [+23] u/apprentice_talbot: I just bought calls so its deinfeltely going to tank tomorrow [+22] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I’m sorry but green stretches like this make these threads so fucking cringe oh my lord. I don’t even need to make money for a month just wipe some of these fuckers out dear lord LMAO [+21] u/TheMightySet69: I swear to God, if I buy puts tomorrow and they don't print, I'm going to buy more on Thursday. [+21] u/fire_alarmist: Dont care, bought more puts. Will continue to buy puts until reality sets in. [+20] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Glad I sold my MU calls this morning at open. I didn’t want to double my money anyway. [+20] u/aftherith: Just need to make $20 per trading day for the next 8000 years and I will break even. Easy peasy. [+20] u/Competitive-Elk9326: I’ve been in a coma since Feb 25, glad to see SPY is still at 694 what did I miss [+19] u/fattywannapatty: Fk Warren Buffett fked me by holding cash I thought he knew what was going on [+19] u/orsomeshitidk: Best part of my day is picking my toddler up from daycare. That’s how I know I’m not wired to ever be a billionaire lol [+18] u/asetniop: My plan for tomorrow is to watch the line inexplicably keep moving up. [+18] u/jokull1234: Rest in peace my bears, y’all got hit with a bazooka [+18] u/Settos_Mal: Can’t tell anyone else and very cringe for me to say, but officially a millionaire after today’s pump. [+17] u/DaStampede: My moves for tomorrow? Same as every day. Picking the wrong direction and holding on or picking the right one and selling too soon like a bitch. [+17] u/Excellent_Ability793: All you need to know for the rest of the year is that 🥭 is terrified of midterms and he’s going to do everything in his power to juice the market to improve his chances. [+16] u/Schwimmbo: My MU bag back to >500% gains. Buy low and hold actually *does* work. [+16] u/ismebbb: This is just getting comical [+16] u/SouthNice7324: I rotated out of poverty into sweet sweet money. I will probably rotate out again next week [+16] u/DeerCum: ATH tomorrow 🥹 it will be glorious. Fucking nasty bears deserve to watch in agony. [+15] u/Happy-Champion1661: I SAID BUY U FUCKERS, JUST BUY, EVERY DAY FULL PORT OTM CALLS, ALWAYS CALLS FOREVEER A BUL SPY800 EOY WE WILL DOUBLE THE STONK MARKET OIL TRADE IS DEAD BERS R FUK JUST BUY CALLS EVERY MINUTE EVERY SECOND, BUY EVERY RED CANDLE, RED IS ILLEGAL [+15] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/uvbctvbsp7vg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52bfdc27ca5f8b81095c2daabceba75aabc106dd [+15] u/Time_Molasses_1581: One more day of puts… there’s no way I lose 7 times in a row. Right? [+15] u/Fluid_Product6292: I’m not a bear but tomorrow will be red [+14] u/ecoburner87: I hope you're all enjoying this Potemkin Village, brought to you by the U.S. government and your tax dollars. If you don't know what that is, look it up. I do honestly think whatever stunt the Fed and Treasury just pulled these last couple weeks is going to make the drop 5x worse. There's obviously been an enormous liquidity injection into the markets to remove downside risk during a pivotal point in the war.  Have fun putting the smoke back into the cigar when the dust settles and the war is over. [+14] u/FinePerformance1046: Spy pump was very top heavy today [+14] u/Infinite-Anybody204: So load up on calls and go again tomorrow? [+14] u/Waste-Head7963: https://preview.redd.it/87z8cdget7vg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50bf7e17ea1a688bd6469330f7f0062513466de [+13] u/Ssjalexgd4: If you didn't make money today, you're either a ber or a regard [+13] u/samwehl: No way we get another Green Day. Right? [+13] u/Fast-Steak-7730: spy up its yearly gain in 2 weeks 🤦 [+13] u/TheRealChizz: I bought puts today. Should I start applying to Wendy’s rn? [+13] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Jobs looked strong. CPI and PPI lower than expected. Iran about to surrender. Rate cuts coming. You bears held your poots too long. Bye bye [+12] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: The SEC has reportedly eliminated the Pattern Day Trader rule, replacing it with a new intraday margin system. The requirement to maintain a $25,000 balance to engage in day trading is being scrapped. Just fucking end the US [+12] u/Late_Echo1453: Bro wtf is this market [+11] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Tenth person connected to top secret US nuclear research has reportedly vanished without a trace." I know at least one is in here because they just nuked their portfolio today lol [+11] u/DarthTraderrr: idk why i feel so scared to buy calls at these levels. Always end up buying puts at such overbought levels, hoping for a reversal and end up losing money. Need some genuine advice on how to make money consistently on options :') [+11] u/Fhyzikz: There is 0 risk in this market. Theoretically, SPY can go up 183% from here if it keeps going up 1% every single day [+11] u/looool_k_libtard: Bounce back to where we were and then plummet to SPY $280 by June. [+11] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Wsb: where a collective of folks who've done nothing but lose money to the market, discuss how to make money in the market. [+11] u/SouthNice7324: I was fearful when others were greedy. Now the others are rich and I am poor [+11] u/Jagged_Tide: Fucking beautiful how PDT restriction ends immediately after market close today when I could’ve sold off all my positions for a massive profit and they will instead be wiped out by a dump + theta tomorrow before open [+11] u/RockasaurusRex: PPI numbers pretty fucking sus... [+11] u/bols_are_cooked: Good things: 1. The (cooked) CPI numbers came in 0.1% below the (bad) expectations. Bad things: 1. No job creation. 2. Record debt despite massive cuts to Medicaid and similar welfare programs. 3. Pretty much all soft power up in smokes. 4. Former trade partners looking elsewhere. 5. Unprecedented fraud in front of our eyes. 6. Multiple ongoing wars with (let's be real) no end in sight. 7. CPI numbers are high despite being cooked. 8. Oil crisis, countries have started rationing and institutions think a global recession is inevitable. 9. Bond yields keeps climbing. 10. Plans to build/expand data centers are put on hold indefinitely. 11. The laughing stock of the world. [+11] u/Zestyclose-Bit271: I’ve come to realize nothing will take this market down. There is no action, or death, or famine, or plague that could stop the S&P from ending green. I’m not being cute about it i think some really weird shit is happening right now and it’s kind of scary [+11] u/PompeiiSketches: This is going to pump until Bers say sorry and then it will continue to pump until they mean it. [+11] u/HywayKind: if you wanna know what's going on, just read your news feed.... yeah, right.. [+11] u/Ben_Banneker: I’ve never seen such a ber slaughter on this scale. Are any bers left standing? [+10] u/nomorelosses1: 700 SPY and then reject back to 689 [+10] u/SoothingWafer: You know it's bullish when you sell your calls not to lock in profits, but so you can use the money to buy more calls that are more OTM. [+10] u/Soy_tu_papi_: SPY is going to 700 tomorrow, whether you like it or not [+10] u/guhhhh_MU: from 60K to 5k back to 60k...... holy shit [+10] u/gladtife: https://preview.redd.it/ja48fgsiq7vg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a091fc0f15c91f07674f31e95e9108bb0d5e7e [+10] u/wilhelm96: MU exactly where it was March 18 after dumping 32% and rallying 45% in less than a month. Half a trillion cap trading like a penny stock [+10] u/Thatguywhoaskedit397: The Fear Greed Index isn’t even in greed yet. [+10] u/cramers_asshole: You just need to double your 500$ 10 times and you’re a millionaire man [+10] u/syedhuda: as a put holder ive come to the realization that materialism is not the answer to life [+10] u/cyril1991: This market is plainly disconnected from geopolitical realities. This is the greatest energy crisis since 1989, the year Technotronic released the Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam. [+10] u/ecoburner87: You're never going to retire bub [+9] u/the_mind_goblin1: I took the 25k I made this year from options and...gulp.... Put it in stocks. I'm gay. [+9] u/dontslambro: Let me guess 11 straight days up for Nasdaq now [+9] u/dontslambro: Shit volume on the last two days pump [+9] u/greyenlightenment: another day where everything goes up but bitcoin [+9] u/utterlyirrational: DoorDash Granny was a ber [+9] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: this shit is rigged i sold at a 100% profit when i could have had a 285% profit [+9] u/Tropicalfisher: He is definitely going to keep the war going once he sees how bullish it is lmfao [+9] u/wrongrobertpatrick: IT WANTS TO DUMP SO BADLY [+9] u/ImLemonized: I finally used my cash and bought stuff today, so tomorrow will be a red day. Sorry guys. [+9] u/bearhunter429: #Stop buying fuckin puts you crazy bastards! All praise be to Allah. LMAO🤌 [+9] u/betaforever: 697 tomorrow, 700 on Thursday and 800 on Friday [+8] u/GUHv2: I'm just about ready to kms [+8] u/TheGeoGod: 10 days green. This is the longest winning streak since 2021. I think the market is exhausted and expect a significant pullback soon. [+8] u/Stealthless: SNDK to $1,000 tomorrow [+8] u/GrossFleshSack: I gave up, sold puts at market close. Can crash now your welcome bears. [+8] u/itsamemyusername: Pour one out for my ASTS brothers. [+8] u/Massive-Assistant387: Anyone nervous as fuck in what’s coming tomorrow? [+8] u/2tonehead: I'll ber at the wendys dumpster tomorrow if you need me. [+8] u/DefiantDelta: fuck my fat gay chungus existence. eating rope for dinner [+8] u/vinojpm: Lost out on 15K selling the rebound too early. Re-bought today at the tippy top expecting this face ripping rally to continue [+8] u/Few_Egg3567: The thing I learned about being a ber is you only have 3-4 seconds to collect any gains before they turn into gigantic losses. [+8] u/Thebaxxxx: Alright guys see ya later i gotta figure out what to do with nearly half a million. Uhh, yeah lol [+8] u/SubduedWeed: Can I get a head count on how many bers are still with us? [+8] u/Liquidsnake959: Sell everything now and take profits? [+8] u/31andnotdone: you can change your entire mood by listening to upbeat music [+8] u/Zestyclose-Bit271: No positions just genuinely can’t believe this market. Zero response to stimuli. Might as well be playing with a random number generator [+8] u/okbetokbetokbet: once PDT is removed and market hours are extended to 24/7 the US will essentially become a giant casino! 🎰🤑 [+8] u/KundaliniVibes: Markets pumped based off your bearishness. What do you think happens now based on your bullishness? [+8] u/TyroneSwoopes: This ain’t stopping till 800 [+8] u/GoZukkYourself: Removing the PDT restriction means that there will be more dumb bers to sell puts to. [+8] u/ImthatRootuser: MSFT gang is finally eating ramen with steak flavor tonight after eating plain ramen for weeks. [+8] u/illinformed-will: **New ATH : How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Oil Above $90** [+8] u/No_Cod972: The thing is, we're never going down again [+8] u/NativePlant870: Inverse wsb. Puts it is [+8] u/bluen: I should do my taxes [+8] u/djln491: This Biden stock market is pretty good [+7] u/Get_dat_money: Fuck me please don't tweet [+7] u/NOMADGRUBS: Shout out bulls, enjoy your evenings, call your moms and say I love you, buy your gf flowers, make dinner reservations for the 🅱️eekend 🫡 [+7] u/aqjingson: Time to turn off 401k purchases again lol [+7] u/uncsucks: Welp, I'm ruined. See you tomorrow friends! [+7] u/2020isgreat: SPX is 7000, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god [+7] u/lilobur: Shorting SPY，wish me luck, guys. [+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Go to fuck yourselves [+7] u/Prestigious-Craft251: Guys were finally gonna get over 700 like you've been asking for! [+7] u/Actual_Difference617: Breaking news : Iran to invest all of their remaining money in US data centres in new deal. [+7] u/abroadbroadband: Bad as it's ever been Good enough for all time highs # 🇺🇸🫡 [+7] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Lowkey the PDT rule has been blatant segregation for years man. Been a dead a stupid rule forever. [+7] u/Jtbny: I feel like this is a trap? Is it a trap? [+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Imagine being regarded enough to think a wash out in sentiment is actual bullishness. You guys must have missed the beginning of the year where we went nowhere anyway [+7] u/Hellmale: Robinhood just keeps giving me free money to invest 😂 [+7] u/lazy_apple: I guess I'll try not to lose money tomorrow?? [+7] u/kal14144: Oil is overrated. Everyone knows retardium is a much better fuel source than [+7] u/rwc5078: I may not be able to make money gambling on puts But at least I have my job - sir, you are fired But at least I have my business - $200,000 invested and no return after 4 years But at least I have my wife - she secretly hates you but relies on you economically But at least I have my kids - they love me! [+7] u/Dawnoftheman: Bogleheads make more money than gay bears 🐻 [+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Are crypto creatures mentally retrarded?  (This is a rhetorical question , they are) Why don’t they just do stocks? [+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: So, JPM and citadel are fucked. How heartbreaking. Hope Jane street is next. [+7] u/Samjabr: Breaking News: Bers have been execute. [+7] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: What’s up with those massive dips and recoveries on META and NVDA a few minutes ago [+7] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers, there will be an overnight pump, and ATHs before market open [+7] u/moazzam0: This is an insiders market. You're not supposed to understand it. [+7] u/StonksInvesteur: STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY [+7] u/waterpup99: Guys I think semiconductors might just be good [+7] u/bearhunter429: #Praise be to Allah another day went exactly as I predicted LMAO🤌 [+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Market giveth & taketh. Don't feel bad if you lost & don't get carried away if you made money [+7] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: 10x’d a SPX call today. If only I had more money (I lost it all being a 🌈 🐻) [+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Buying my last minute $700 calls! [+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: FINRA approved the new margin requirements that no longer require 25k in a margin account. Regards rejoice [+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Man if I’d have been a bull from the start. My junk is so hard from today. [+6] u/BrokenStonks: I guess SPY 800 in two or three weeks at this rate [+6] u/No_Cod972: If you have to ask your bank permission to use your money, is it really yours? [+6] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Need a AH pullback to setup 695 0DTE at open [+6] u/bigbluesongbird: good luck everyone. i took my gains for today. i will not be participating tomorrow. who knows what could happen [+6] u/kal14144: Everybody thank Ber for dying on the chart so that we may enjoy this feast. Thank you Ber. Amen. 🙏 [+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: I’m so over the market going back to my bear cave to hibernate I guess. Fuck y’all bols [+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: This place has low volume now [+6] u/Possible-Material693: So much Iranian propaganda on this site holy shit. [+6] u/KeyTheNinja: The other shoe has to drop sometime. Idk about this rally, seems too easy [+6] u/quantumpencil: Guys don't make fun of bears they have it hard enough. They have to look at the charts constantly and think about how much money they coulda had if they weren't so regarded. [+6] u/aftherith: What's for dinner tonight guys? Wood? (I think some of them might be termites, if anyone responds "Hack yeah wood!" we will know) [+6] u/MarbledTheFoyer: I've determined that the bot accounts in WSB are the ones that consistently post the one sentence bear/bull comments. [+6] u/4ries4ries: nvda ending 220 this week 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 [+6] u/MikeVita4: SOXS & SQQQ looking good now [+6] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: SPY gonna pop a blue chew & shrek to 705 tomorrow [+6] u/orangeyougladiator: Wall Street couldn’t help but setup one last $700 rug pull for the free money [+6] u/QTpieme: So grateful I converted to bull 2 weeks ago [+6] u/shmito17: It’s fkn infuriating seeing INTC in the 60’s. Like GTFO with this garbage. [+6] u/throwingitanyway: they've gotta get VIX below 18 by open tomorrow [+6] u/Love-for-everyone: Please check on your buddies today. Especially if they are bears.... [+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/Wise_Ticket_5093 made a bet that SPY would go to 700.0 within **1 day** when it was 686.322 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+6] u/Independent_Name_601: People who sold today: what about tomorrow? [+6] u/Moepenmoes: LMAO some people are still posting in the old thread, dumbasses [+6] u/mmmmmmmayhem: Why is this thread full of people trying to time some sort of “top”. Don’t fight the trend. This thang going to ATHs this week. [+6] u/moosewithamuffin: Wouldn’t mind another dip so I can load up on even more CALLS [+6] u/r_ugly2: As the petrodollar goes so goes the country [+6] u/extrabigbrain: At least we aren’t forced to invest in the FTSE. [+6] u/calmoney149: Bers flipping BULLISH!! Or they’re in denial 🏳️‍🌈 [+6] u/guzzledglizzy: Hi guys I didn’t check the market today. Are bers still fuk? [+6] u/DaBlackOne: NO MORE $25k DAY TRADE REQUIREMENT [+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: the difference between calls and balls i just 1 letter [+6] u/TheMeta40k: If you are really that rich you should buy me a house as a flex on people like me that can't buy houses. [+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: This market is ccooked man [+5] u/aqjingson: Told ya so many people shorted MU between 410 and 420 yesterday [+5] u/Jagged_Tide: So if oil is going down and stonks go up, does Dozing Don really have any incentive to fix the Strait problem for the rest of the world? My thought is no [+5] u/davidbigham: Insane pump at the end. Fk , I sold my call too early [+5] u/regarded-rtader: I went puts to save the port 🫡 [+5] u/RockasaurusRex: Today's fake PPI numbers were great for my positions. [+5] u/Thin_Response_2689: Bols how you like your steak cooked? [+5] u/rwc5078: You know what I bought again EOD today More puts! This time on amzn instead of spy [+5] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: No ships made it through the blockade today and allegedly we won't extend the Iranian oil embargo after Sunday. Oil is being manipulated and our own government is about to get short squeezed lmao [+5] u/Fine_Specialists: I’m swinging puts overnight [+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: SOMEHOW I still have liquidity to make avoidable mistakes tomorrow [+5] u/bringkiteback: Why the fuck is Avis pumping so hard and why didn’t I get the memo [+5] u/greyenlightenment: Why would anyone buy crypto over tech? shit dumped again [+5] u/TempestDrive: Some dude said to buy INTC calls [+5] u/bb483: Not taking any advice from Bers who can’t even spell strait [+5] u/McClintockC: Bers are the ones dribbling piss on public toilet seats [+5] u/patmccock86: What is this, 10 days of up? 11? This is a mockery of free markets, we are never going to retire [+5] u/J_da_CPA: We were oversold Get aboard the sling shot 🎯 [+5] u/SeaWafer7045: probably gonna watch my portfolio bleed more while i pretend to work at help desk. been holding these calls way too long but you know how it is, diamond hands until they're worthless hands lol. might throw some pocket change at whatever meme stock is trending if i can find spare money after groceries this week [+5] u/SKJ_2012: Im expecting my SPY $700c to be worthless tomorrow. [+5] u/GideonWainright: If you bet on a senile dude's social media feed of lies you deserve to lose Peace negotiations are going well! Praise be to Allah. [+5] u/No_Cod972: Hello, I'm a psychotherapist who specializes in working with bers. [+5] u/Ecclesiastes510: Today I thought puts surely make sense. Then I did the summer of George and went against my instincts for a nice gain. [+5] u/Majestic_Natural_361: Shit I have to pay my taxes [+5] u/user-namepending: WSB try to not lose money in a bull market challenge: IMPOSSIBLE [+5] u/Coogiez: 12 Green Day’s in a row can it be [+5] u/jasperCrow: Looking forward to ATH tomorrow [+5] u/Zestyclose-Bit271: Everything feels overpriced right now, 50% of homes only accessible to 10% of people, food sucks, gas is a gorjillion dollars, taxes have never been higher. Yet we are higher than ever. The American will consume come hell or high water [+5] u/31andnotdone: but now the sky is opalite [+5] u/punxphil27: Keep Jerome Powell, Michael Burry and Jim Cramer in your thoughts tonight 🙏 [+5] u/OlimacTV: Ending the $25k PDT (and replacing it with real-time intraday margin standards) takes effect \~45 days after FINRA publishes its official Regulatory Notice (expected soon), with brokers getting up to 18 months for full phase-in. The old rule still applies until then. [+5] u/blammatory: Nbis is up fat and I’m a chud fuck and sold when i was down 10% [+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: So Iran is a pussy huh [+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Going to have my heat and AC running to see which one wins. Electricity bill should be covered by the state since this is an experiment [+5] u/grantern2: I LOVE paying $4.50/gallon of gasoline [+5] u/XX_AppleSauce: When do we get our checks for all that money Bessent made shorting oil? Or are they paying down the national debt with it? [+5] u/SouthNice7324: Watch it go to 699.99 whilst the MMs can laugh into their champagne [+5] u/ImSortaUseful: I think i'm holding a bomb right now in my account [+5] u/SouthNice7324: My likely move for tomorrow is to sit waiting for a good entry for SPY, then be in a work meeting during said entry point and then YOLO 0DTEs and lose. [+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: CBOE put/call ratio 0.66 XD [+5] u/syedhuda: God will test his most faithful followers. which is why bers are getting their face smashed on the curb [+5] u/SoothingWafer: No one said anything when spy passed 694.20? [+5] u/mike_from_here: “We’re back at ATH”  “And SaaS is on the way right?” *anakin grin*  “And SaaS is on the way right?” [+5] u/PinealTone: Future grandkids: Hey grandpa WSB.. I learned there was a war back in 2026.. how did you survive financially? Grandpa WSB: What war child? The indexes reached ATH! [+27] u/ALittleWorseEveryday: Bro I went from 66k to 78k today. My 6 month chart is back up >!to negative $404,000!< [+24] u/QuantrixQuintrix: HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE 10% today you cocksucking motherfucking fucking fucking cundlefucks!?!??!??? [+20] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: This week in a nutshell: Money Monday TACO Tuesday Winning Wednesday Triple it Thursday Fuk bers Friday [+19] u/dangerbadger12: I guess the one beauty of being a daytrader is I really dont have to take sides. Bull or bear I make money Except today..... Or yesterday. Fucking Bulls [+18] u/No_Description_3115: I see why people buy gold. Easier to believe in shiny rock than in this market. [+17] u/Keikage: Feelin lost bros Everyone makin money in this kangaroo market and I lost it all. 200k Yeah yeah it's just money, but I kinda need it rn Sigh Idk what to do [+16] u/mark25900: somehow spy has gone from 630 to almost 700 In two weeks and ive managed to * lose money * [+16] u/SPY_0DTE: this is a retardmaxxxing regime and im being retardmogged hard [+14] u/AirportMaterial5917: The way he’ll claim highest stock market ever but it’s because he destroyed the value of the dollar [+14] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: A whole civilization did get wiped out.. r.i.p bers [+13] u/trsx5: Love how 3%+ inflation is somehow a "beat" lmao [+13] u/maximuminimum: # OK, Now open the strait again! https://preview.redd.it/0d0p62tm58vg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acffff104e39ec6d34d8de7ba12abb38f25f4e76 [+13] u/poopieuser909: cause the markets are closed so it moves less [+12] u/EpsteinDrive400: Man, wild - 10 trading days ago SPY 629.29. [+12] u/-IQ200: SPX daily high = 6969.420 [+12] u/DevilishJoe: Five years ago, I would’ve been doing lines over some chick’s butt after realizing $100K profit, now it’s just meh and numbness. Am I broken? [+12] u/breakthebookie: This has to be what 1929 felt like. Gatsby baby [+12] u/Practical_Paper_1096: You have no idea the physical toll 3 vasectomies have on a person. -Me [+12] u/AirportMaterial5917: Soon a cup of coffee will be worth 1,000 USD [+12] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Too bullish in here lol [+12] u/Walking72: What happened to the AI bubble etc etc [+12] u/HistorianMuch8963: The year is 2030. NVDA is the first company to reach 100T valuation. Its has only 13 human employees thanks to AI. You just bought a multigenerational  mortgage loan spawning 4 generations. Tonight you are going to celebrate ! You upgrade your AI companion to Date Night+™. For $19.99 per month, it will listen to you after 5:00 p.m. Life is good. [+11] u/Cool-Run-245: What are chances peace deal gets announced and we rugged anyway [+11] u/Chicharoh: Gonna stop gambling tomorrow [+11] u/tristis_veritas: Everything is a scam now. USD is a scam and Fed is laughing at us poors as they print money for the rich. Almost 6 years of high inflation. They obviously dgaf. Even the cooked PPI number is 4% lmao. US stocks have no cash flow. All of it goes into "AI" hardware that will need to be replaced every couple years. Shareholders ain't gonna see any of that. So much money is being lit on fire they're going into debt to pay for it. Shiny rock is cool I guess as an idea? But it's run a lot and if we head to Weimar, having GLD ain't gonna mean anything anyway. [+11] u/ten7four: About time they get rid of the 25k minimum. Now need to get rid of minimum age so I can get my 4 year old addicted to gambling as soon as possible [+10] u/ZealousidealSector19: I'm going to be disappointed if we don't hit SPY 700 tomorrow [+10] u/Locke_____Lamora: If you didn't make money today idk what to tell you [+10] u/Rare-ish_Birb: A gentle reminder that if your trading account eod balance today isn't higher than than the last time we breached SPX 6900, you doin' this wrong.....😆 [+10] u/clockwork5ive: Getting high and reading “WHY ISNT THE MARKET CRASHING?!!???” posts on Reddit were made for each other like peanut butter and jelly. [+10] u/gayforgoblin: I am up bigly YTD, is it time to go cash and wait for the next mango dump and pump? [+10] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: I’ve taken $200 and turned into $1k-2k countless times now over six years, it’s very much possible. I only day trade the QQQ, I use my three day trades a week and I’ve been working 30 hours a week at a server job and trading have my own car and apartment. It only took me losing a million times before I figured it out. [+10] u/OG_L0c: I'll make an app called Dashdoor. It's like Doordash, but instead of drivers bringing food to you, you bring food to the drivers [+9] u/ponter83: Is this the most hated rally ever? [+9] u/EnginrA: I really do love women [+9] u/salacious_lion: Max pain gap on QQQ is the largest since 2008, should be statistically nearly impossible but it's there [+9] u/SPY_0DTE: SPY to $705 tomorrow? [+9] u/ActPowerful7001: How do you take out a third mortgage? [+9] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Keep scalping calls until reality sets in, god only knows when that will be. [+9] u/f0xinaround: God I miss doing stupid wreckless shit. On wild trading days like this i drink 2 red bulls to feel like I used to when I didn't care about anything but living a dangerous life. [+9] u/RecycledExistence: Wendy's application as my puts expire 🐻💀 [+9] u/Choice_Potato_6279: SPY officially will hit new ATH next opening meaning statistically guaranteeing a bull run for the next year. [+9] u/lilordeo: there could be a great fucking depression and the markets would still go up [+8] u/trsx5: THE DREAM IS A DROP TO SPY660 IN 1 DAY SO WE CAN RELOAD CALLS. 🙏 [+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Love the casual 50% markup on final cost on doordash orders. Fuck you mayne. Puts on dash [+8] u/jeffynihao: I had 10 days to buy calls and I didn't do it because I had calls on 3/30 and got destroyed. Fuck my timing. [+8] u/Technical-Emu-32: It was supposed to be boots on the ground. Not bers [+8] u/Feisty-Basis7903: I think HOOD is going to short squeeze [+8] u/Aloeza24: Buy HOOD you regards. Trust me [+8] u/oompaloompa224: Government is shorting oil until 4/20, which is the expiry date for May oil futures. My guess is shit will blow up that date. [+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: I will never understand why gold is worth so much [+8] u/spudbro00: Iran really f'd themselves agreeing to that ceasefire, lost their leverage. Since then oil down 20%, stocks at all time highs, their blockade turned into them getting blockaded. They had mango's nuts in a vice with oil at 120 and stocks crashing. [+8] u/Nice-Truck8806: red - a million fucxking 🥭 posts flat - a million fucxking 🥭 posts slight green - a million fucxking 🥭 posts green - silence [+8] u/Maximum_Light409: LET'S BUY EVERYTHING AT ALL TIME HIGHS RIGHT NOW [+8] u/zuziannka: Watching Bronx Tales is a working man a sucker? [+8] u/wyudtix: HOOD now higher than it was BEFORE the war. Okay man [+8] u/winston511: The first half of your comment has nothing to do with the second half of your comment [+7] u/humanoideric: why even own crypto scam coins when spy bounces around like a regard now [+7] u/Katieblahblahbloo: THEY ARE LAYING OFF PPL AT MY JOB THESE CALLS BETTA PRINT [+7] u/piszczel: What are you guys buying? I don't feel I've got anything to fomo into [+7] u/DisplayMelodic5955: why is being gay banned in iran? how will i move there? [+7] u/jeffynihao: Get ready for market to get sent to the shadow realm. I held my calls. [+7] u/Detonate-Ralph: Just accept bears will keep losing until the midterms [+7] u/Routine-Agent-160: Bears have fucking evaporated. As it should be. [+7] u/TinyDelegation: ya know i have a small port. real broke hours. turned 378 into 496 past 2 days. my plan is to lose it all on netflix earnings. im buying calls [+7] u/grubernack276: Do gay people trade? [+7] u/puts_every_day: See you suckers tomorrow for another +0.5%, but this time I'm not holding puts like some retard. 😭 [+7] u/perceptive_AI: The difference between upper class and rich is posture. [+7] u/dunkeater: Bears every time stocks go up: "the market is rigged!" Those same bears next week: "time to bet my life savings that a rigged market will go down..." [+7] u/Open_Marketing_2134: Buy gold and pray. They're setting up retail to be the bagholders on the biggest financial crash in the history of the world. The Great Trumpression cometh. [+7] u/Shot-Ground-9898: From down 400k to down 60k. Ok we’re getting somewhere here [+7] u/ten7four: The funniest retards are the one who hang out in /r/stocks every day and when someone inevitably posts about the current state of the market (cause tf else are we gonna talk about) they're always like "hmm it's almost like timing the market is a bad idea 🤓" you donkey go ahead and VOO and chill if you want but wtf are you doing in a stocks sub? Go touch grass. [+7] u/SaltyPlantain1503: wtf happened to asts today. Calls = boom. And not good Boom. [+6] u/ShopWhileHungry: Is it possible Trump and Co pumping the market to have leverage when negotiating with Iran? Nah no wayz [+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Genuinely feels like Trump could announce hes bombing Europe and we'd pop +5% on SPY [+6] u/Rosella2562: Was going to post about NKE calls earlier today but didn’t because it seemed kinda long-shot - But with the after-hours disclosure of the CEO & board buying millions of shares, maybe not so much… [+6] u/meteojett: Real bears hibernate under a pile of uninvested cash. I ate well this weekend, but I think I'm about ready for a slumber. Closed 5 trades up, closed 1 down, waiting for 2 more that have been flat to either gain or lose 2% before I hit the hay. Then, wake me up after SpaceX eventually does the thing. Maybe I'll munch on whatever it sucks the money out of. [+6] u/Electronic-Data-2622: Hey guys, here’s your chance to get into CVNA shorts again. [+6] u/hadizadam: How long has the SEC etc been planning the PDT thing? A year? [+6] u/Dr_Vibe_Check: Wonder how the bears are gonna feel tomorrow when we make a quick run to 705 [+6] u/makethetrades: buy all dips tomorrow. free money [+6] u/kenathen: spy to 800 by eom at this rate [+6] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Holy shit selling IONQ premarket was probably the worst trade deal of all time. [+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: There should be negative taxation on money I lost trading [+6] u/-user222: why was there a 25k minimum to day trade in the first place [+6] u/Carfar_Farcar: I'm only down 33% on the week, I can absolutely get this lower. If I can't celebrate green I might as well get pumped for red. [+6] u/WarEaglePrime: A rare day. A two-pooper. Sadly neither on the clock. Not sure what this means for markets. [+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: This is the work of the devil [+6] u/Cramer4President: If you're complaining because you shorted and you think its rigged then why did you short it lol [+6] u/copingstoic: Everything is back at ATH. Damn...Incredible [+6] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Pooja what is this behavior?! [+6] u/SearchUsual5193: If you understood investing, a regarded market would make you happy instead of angy. [+6] u/PowerNoodles117: Ok so I was doing opposite what everyone been thinking here and its been working, now everyone thinks calls so put it is! [+6] u/Avocadonot: We literally just had a correction, shut the fuck up [+6] u/Time-Cardiologist906: Investors are regarded [+6] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Yep it’s all totally solved [+5] u/PatrickSebast: On the bright side for bears the market is probably getting a little tired and will need to have a small red day soon. [+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Forgot to fucking close my TQQQ calls. I’m fucked, aren’t I ? [+5] u/bigmeatbag: Ever since Donnie declared the US an Islamic nation and praised Allah multiple times the market has pumped crazy against all reason. I think I've been praying to the wrong deity, time to pick up a Quran and find a local mosque. [+5] u/Basicly-Inevitable: Guys? Let's just agree to stop making oil a thing tomorrow. Let's let it go. [+5] u/PositiveToe2761: It would be pretty funny to end tmrw at 699 then Thursday 🥭does something regarded + bad job data back down to 680 [+5] u/Ensemble_InABox: got smoked on my covered calls last week and didn't learn my lesson [+5] u/RickySitts: I just woke up with a lot more money tf happened today [+5] u/TheMallard1: Its my great honor to endorse deez nutz [+5] u/superchargerhe: Are the mods done being gay and mass removing funny ass memes? [+5] u/NazgulSandwich: It wont be allowed to fall until the big boys can dump their spacex and openai bags on the apes here [+5] u/BrandoRando2227: Bears definitely extinct! Wonder if we can save some to be held in the local zoo [+5] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: It never really was a war, just a one sided ass kicking by the USAF and Navy.  But boy those 🇮🇷🤖's REALLY want you to think theyre capable of doing anything lmao🤌 [+5] u/billyd1984texas: $BULL break $7 so I can run [+5] u/tomato232: RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT are ready for liftoff 🚀🚀🚀 [+5] u/Vegetable-Big3545: Asts and Nebius mega cucks [+5] u/Icommandyou: Lmao let the bull run until something actually happens on the ground [+5] u/makethetrades: first things first, 8am pulling up the PDT change document in the SEC register and seeing if brokers can implement day 1 or have to wait the 45 days as rumors suggest. thats gonna be a boner killer if true [+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Everyone gets a once in a lifetime opportunity to make money, the SaaSpocalypse is mine. [+5] u/Largeshmarge: Door Dash Grandma is coming to kiss you on the lips [+5] u/cashflow_: Any time I get in an uber in Colombia they want to be my best friend they get so excited lol. It’s so exhausting. It was cool the first 200 times [+5] u/wright_on_: AI will disrupt and eliminate all jobs except mine which is uniquely challenging for reasons only I can gesture at [+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: SPY pinned at 694.20 lmao nice 😎 [+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I just can't get rid of this boner. there's so much money now [+5] u/All_FIREdUp: Lost it all, guess I’m off to r/vagabond with the rest of the homeless alcoholics 😞 [+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: So all it took was China saying fook yu and we're back to pumping? [+5] u/poffa-: Should I short or long Oil tomorrow regards? [+5] u/SearchUsual5193: If you think the market is always rigged whatcha doing here GTFO! [+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Shorts getting beat down like the nerd on the playground [+5] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Sold the bottom almost literally to the dollar in every stock I had but profit is profit...I guess [+5] u/SearchUsual5193: If it's the market that's regarded, why tf it is you who's losing money? [+5] u/prana_fish: THIS IS WHAT A LOCKOUT RALLY LOOKS LIKE BUY ATHS NOW BEFORE YOU MISS GAINS [+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Just a theory the sec eliminating the 25K minimum pattern day trading rule is going to have some not so great consequences [+5] u/FAUX-HUNK: Something something another 200% gain [+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: I'm just learning about Cash-Secured-Puts. Pretty cool [+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Hard to believe today didnt snap the market out of its funk [+5] u/Nudge55: Futures already at 7k [+17] u/ohshitski: port so fucked i can’t even open my trading app, was martingaleing poots, now i lost all my $…. anyways, your total is 32.48 please pull around the the second window. [+13] u/OptionsHuduga: U know what’s worse than being a ber the last two days? Being bitch ass cash gang. Imagine how shittarded they feel? At least a ber has balls to make dumb decisions lol. [+13] u/burrowed_greentext: it's well known that during bear markets, stocks are prone to violent but short-lived rallies thank god we're in the next great bull market [+12] u/Mr-Bonnet: IMAGINE WORKING A 9-5 WHEN YOU CAN BE A FULL TIME BOL [+11] u/Sick0h: That’s a nice rally you had, it’d be a shame if another rally came and rallied on top of your rally [+11] u/CEO-of-SOXL: The thing is. Everyday I wake up it’s worse than the day before so that means every-time you see me it’s the worst day of my life. [+11] u/ThatOneDrunkUncle: I think something might be happening in oil markets. Oil futures are up 80% ytd. I wonder if trouble is brewing in the Middle East or if it’s just a lot of people going on road trips [+10] u/Grey-59throwaway: Genuinely how do yall deal with blowing your ports? Lost half mine and I'm questioning my entire existence and it wasn't even that much money (Edit: I really appreciate the advice guys. I really thought I would just get torn to shreds in the replies ngl) [+10] u/SilverVikingTT: THIS IS A BULL TRAP. Institutional Trap, Investors Being Lured To Their Demise. S&P going back down to 6300 next week. THE WAR WILL 100% RESUME IN 3 - 7 DAYS. You Have Been Warned. [+9] u/financiallythriving: *I can come back from this loss, I just need to double up a couple times in a row* This mentality will kill you [+9] u/YeahPlayaaaaa: Set up a blockade to ensure the mother in law couldnt call in today (saw her coming and lay flat on the floor below the window then didnt answer the door) [+9] u/Equal_Assistant2897: If you liked figma at 90 you'll love it at 9 [+9] u/astromouse2024: ‘WAR IS OVER AND PEACE DEAL HAS BEEN MADE’ Spy goes -10% right away [+9] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: just to recap, the bull "case": * stonks goes up duh * bers are always wrong * nothing ever happens * taco this, taco that * semis don't need oil (except for all those pesky oil derivatives and helium) [+9] u/vanceraa: > MU posts possibly the best earnings so far in 2026 dumps 22% > U.S blockades the strait during a regional war during an energy crisis MU ATH [+9] u/LossMax: No PDT and mag 7 has daily options now. We are living in the timeline where I stay broke forever [+8] u/_pout_: Finally, after buying a fuck ton of NVDA in October, I am free of the piece of shit. I made 1.3% profit. Jesus fuck I hate that stock. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. [+8] u/Noddite: This is stupid as Hell and the global economy is slow falling off a cliff...ATH by Friday. [+8] u/nikerock: At the top when you first enter this subreddit, it says "#1 in stocks and investing." That's great and all, but why aren't we #1 in gambling as well? You're telling me MF in r/fanduel has more money on the line than that one regard who shorted the market with like $60k? [+8] u/hallett21: 🥭 third term is gonna be lit. [+8] u/Emc79: Tomorrow is red, because I need it to be. Thursday will be green again. This is financial advice. [+8] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: excited for war with Cuba next [+8] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I got about 10k shares of HOOD, phew [+8] u/VeryMercurial: No pullback. No retrace. 4 hour RSI at 80. What a time to be alive. [+8] u/oldsguy65: I'm no farmer, but I'm pretty sure it's common practice to fatten up bols before sending them off to the slaughterhouse. [+8] u/trust_it_bb: At the exact time of market close, SPY was at 694.20. **LET THAT SINK IN** [+8] u/Joonypoo: Was -12.4K down on 3 months Now -3.8k down That’s crazy [+8] u/Thecreamcheeze: Spy went up 10 percent in two weeks. Don’t be left holding the bag [+8] u/Morocier: seems pretty straight to me... straight up [+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: now regards can regard without 25k [+7] u/Czyzzle: Ya'll don't sleep on MSFT. It's going to be epic. Sentiment is shifting. Sentiment is the true valuation of short term trades [+7] u/SvV_Ying: Bears get obliberated day in day out. Insane. [+7] u/twostroke1: way too many bears in here saying way too many bulls in here. Tomorrow will be a huge pump. [+7] u/wattap: If you’re such a puss that your comments are private you shouldn’t have flair Edit: u/OSRSkarma [+7] u/sntnmjones: I guess tomorrow I'm selling my house and everything and putting it into the market, because apparently we're only going up from here! 🍟👜 [+7] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: Oh my god does this pump ever stop [+7] u/CigInside: Being a pedophile is fine but just don’t depict yourself as a religious figure [+7] u/neaturee: By eow I’ll be jerking it over bol carcass. I’ll have Bols looking like a glazed donut [+7] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: Am I seeing this right. SPY closed at 694?! [+7] u/DonCenote: Do I want to make a pizza or soup for dinner? It’s raining outside. [+7] u/astromouse2024: But the question is will the market pull a complete 180 and erase 10 days worth of gains, because even I, who hold puts, think not. [+7] u/4sKompany: Tues/weds and then we get another delay [+6] u/hbadwal21: I am the biggest loser here today. I sold 10 spx calls for 3k yesterday at close. They were 44k today. Life changing money. Then I proceeded to lose the money on amzn calls today cause I bought the 60 dollar calls expiring tomorrow at the peak. [+6] u/Negative_Dark_7008: I expected a trade deal lol the market can't be this stupid right? Like we are seriously at ath with the straight closed... At this point we should never open the straight, we should go into a pandemic every year and we should make sure we produce less, buy less and do less because that's great for the global economy. [+6] u/zer0_chance284: Thank you to the guy that bought my $30 Friday LUNR call. You bought me a chicken sammie. [+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: chat’s moving so fast nobody will know i gave my uncle AIDS [+6] u/Morocier: Down 50k more than I would have been had I just sat on my hand the last 2 months. Also go shook outta ll my high beta stocks. Did i learn anything? Nope! [+6] u/cbusoh66: Amazon getting into the game against Starlink really spells the end for ASTS no matter what their head propagandist 🤡tries to spin it... - Amazon and SpaceX/Starlink are both very well capitalized. ASTS burning huge amounts of cash per quarter and struggle to manufacture and launch their satellites as they dilute their shareholders to death. - Amazon and SpaceX/Starlink both own and control their launches. ASTS does not. - Amazon and SpaceX/Starlink can offer a rounded suite of broadband connections, not just D2D. ASTS does not. ASTS is Theranos 2.0 [+6] u/LumpyShock9656: Nobody mocking Tom Lee now [+6] u/GuyFaulks77: Another ATH tomorrow. Truly the best economy ever [+6] u/IStillLikeIke: Bro when we were at 6600 and I saw my futures Es liquidation number was 7040 I didn’t think it would get anywhere near this close. Losing all my gains ytd RIP. Hope we get one red day back to 6900 for me to cover [+6] u/Any-Cartoonist-7052: Will the Nvda 200 curse be lifted? [+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: Don’t fuck your job, job your fuck [+6] u/Karl-Levin: [The US Treasury Department has said that “the short-term authorization permitting the sale of Iranian oil already stranded at sea is set to expire in a few days and will not be renewed](https://aje.news/8xcc64?update=4492824) So even less oil available to the market. [+6] u/PopularCut4124: Rumor has it Sam Altman raped his sister [+6] u/ChoccyMilkIsMyLife: I am so happy to have a little bit of money again. [+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: it took two weeks to pump SPY $60 there are now approx 18 weeks left to eoy 60 \* 18 + 694.54 = 1774.54 SPY 1774.54 eoy confirmed [+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: THROBBIN HOOD is back [+6] u/mayorolivia: THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE CASINO IS UPON US [+6] u/ercanbas: Looks like $700 is a lock for tomorrow. [+6] u/TheRealArmament: Gay Bers retirement age just got pushed back 15 years [+6] u/Filfo_Mayo: I can't wait to buy at ATH [+6] u/evanthe-winner: Fuck it Friday $700 calls for the memes. I’m sure now the war will escalate to dramatic levels and we won’t touch $700 for a decade [+6] u/kalashbasher: 2 years ago I bought 100 shares of ASTS at $10 a share, I cashed out in a week to trade options instead. Im starting to realize this shit really is regarded [+5] u/Clackamas_river: I am going to sit and watch MU moon shot tomorrow. Sold out of SNDK 2 days ago - went YOLO on MU leaps - Yeah baby. [+5] u/Mean_Potential8658: why is it not pumping still after hours? [+5] u/FutureIllusion: My moves tomorrow * $ASTS Call * $BABA Call * $DELL Call * $GLW Call * $DIS Call [+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: Russian invades Ukraine: year long bear market. SPY bottoms -25%, QQQ -37%. 🍊 bombs 🇮🇷: quick lil mini dip, ATH 2 weeks later Middle East gets no respect 🥹 [+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: Punching the air cuz i missed out.... [+5] u/AdCritical5383: >Michael Burry, known to close friends as Ligma, was hit by a bus this afternoon while driving to visit his secret lover and CEO of SPY, Martin Supdog. >Early analysis indicates he attempted to pivot his vehicle out of the way using witchcraft, shouting yeah yeah yeah yeah, I’m not selling, but was too late. >Market analysts believe his fragile emotional state over the recent SPY short squeeze and his related paper losses were partially to blame. He appears to have lost it all. The sticky plunge protection team certainly did their job and made sure there was no time to short it. >Later in the day an eye witness recorded Mr Burry saying Fap fap fap fap fap bagholder spotted !Guh sell oh my gourd I spilt my choccy milk. What will my Muslim wife think when I stopped doing no fap? I’m not fucking selling. Illuminati is watching. >We’re not sure what to make of this, but our reporting will continue. >More on Boomer News at 6pm. This is not financial advice. But you should short it . [+5] u/LengthObjective2253: OMG A BULL FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!! [+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: Reports saying the EU is preparing to send ships to the straits so they can protect their vessels. It's time for the EU to spread some freedom. [+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: 🥭 is salivating at the opportunity to pump this to ATH so he can claim it. [+5] u/macak333: Believe it or not. Calls. [+5] u/WillTheGreat: You wanna talk about insider trading, massive gamma exposure on AVGO 4/17 400c. Someone knew some shit [+5] u/SovietPower777: No reason for this rally at all Lost all my gains as a bear from March... SPY has never been 10 days green in a row, will it be 11 days? [+5] u/conoremc: I want to give a shoutout to Erika McEntarfer who was fired for all of our "use real numbers" sins to keep this money printer going. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten [+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Should of just stuck to eating glue [+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: boring good decisions build wealth meanwhile on wsb [+5] u/Horror-Life-5225: ASTS launch soon please [+5] u/Guhbigly: Y’all I just put in my 2 weeks. I think I got it figured out. I don’t need a 9-5 if I just buy calls everyday [+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Yea I'm definitely staying away from that PDT change. They take enough of my shit [+5] u/superiner: Amazon bags have been released [+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Only 33% more on HOOD till break even! 😑 [+5] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Such a bull trap is forming so many of you gon fill up the bag soon like this week or next [+5] u/Retaining-Wall: The euphoria is starting to remind me of 🎮 🏪 [+5] u/SZJX: I guess people with strong FOMO or a tendency to feel intense regret over things they did or didn't do are extremely unsuited for this shit. [+5] u/saltednutz69: BULL and HOOD ripping after SEC removes day pattern trading rule wtf..... [+5] u/CherryPokerGame: Gas prices are never coming down [+5] u/financiallythriving: OUR GLORIOUS SPY 700 IS NEAR HALLELUJAH [+5] u/financiallythriving: Record breaking divorces filed among the bear community these two past weeks. Put holders in shambles [+5] u/boraboca: Bears been getting beat down so hard they’d be thrilled with a -0.01% down day [+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: The U.S. Department of the Treasury sent a letter to the United Arab Emirates (UAE), Hong Kong, China, and Oman advising them of banks within their jurisdiction that have allowed, potentiated, and benefited from Iranian illicit activity and asked them to take swift action against them and cease these activities. The letter, shared by Al-Monitor’s diplomatic correspondent Elizabeth Hagedorn, is the latest in a slew of Treasury actions relating to Iran [+5] u/Guhbigly: Bought so much puts today because I’m in denial. It is probably going to melt up again tomorrow. [+5] u/PaltryCharacter: 4:00 wallow in self pity [+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Sandisk is soft on crime [+5] u/Future_Hyena2562: Day trading rules might be going away. Also huge flows into Blackrock are a good signal [+5] u/StockB0Y: Where tf is all this hopium coming from were still at war yet trading like we've won it [+5] u/I_pop_Jardiance: We might open at 700...haha [+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Nike hype is dead. It was only popular during covid and nobody cares about new releases anymore [+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: AMZN taking over the satellite market. [+5] u/AisforArdvark: Tell your AI text generator to put the fries in the bag 💼 [+14] u/Then-Wealth-1481: This literally happens every time. Markets take weeks or months to have a correction and it’s followed by a violent V shape recovery where we recover months worth of losses in days. [+14] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: The top 1% commenters here are the most retardesest motherfuckers you will ever see lmao 🤌 [+12] u/KeyInstruction641: Back to ATH. Lots of people question it and give reasons why it shouldn't be. Pretty simple answer why it should and is. USD becoming more worthless by the day. A fucking candy bar is $4. [+12] u/solidsneeze: META successfully sued for making a chick depressed. Why haven't you sued HOOD yet? [+11] u/lax_street: -2% day tomorrow will collapse the retail trading community [+11] u/twenty_three_three: Oil shortages incoming. Baked in. How will the markets react to the wake up calls, tick tick. Don't be too over extended at the reckoning. [+11] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: First bad news even slightly and we dump to oblivion and im a bull [+11] u/GoldenAries4: Gonna stay in cash a bit longer, definitely not jumping into the market at these levels. [+10] u/ddrsdght: New PDT rules and Polymarket are going to ruin an entire generation lmao [+10] u/Weekly_One8412: Trumps been quiet... something must be coming soon [+10] u/stupidber: Crazy that BULL went up like 18% today and I'm not even close to break even [+10] u/Strangerdanger8812: If I got a cancer diagnosis id be dead in a week... I got no fight left [+10] u/mechajlaw: Market action like this has got me believing in conspiracies. [+10] u/dorkstar1: I'm increasingly convinced that there is never going to be a major crash again. The market is so divorced from the "real" economy that 90% of the population could be eating dirt and the S&P would still be noting record gains [+10] u/itsgodsposterchild: THIS PUMP IS LAUGHABLE. ITS FAKE AND WILL CRUSH BOL HOPE AND DREAMS WHEN WE HIT 700 AND 590 A WEEK LATER -manic gey ber babble [+9] u/Ok_Product8015: Stop trying to figure out the "why” bers. We don't know why. Just trade what you see, not what you want. Stop being so fkn bearish all the time. [+9] u/stonetrade: Just wait until I finally fomo into some calls. All this shit is over with. [+9] u/kazkeb: The SnP took around 150B in volume to drop and 50B to recover. That is vey legit and very cool. [+9] u/Commercial-District1: I didn’t watch or read any news at all today, and I made more money than I have since the war started [+8] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Bers liquidated and gaped [+8] u/MarcoPolooooo: Heads up y’all Tomorrow I’m giving blood and every time I donate blood, the market is red. [+8] u/borgeris: Nothing hits more than being up 80% on a call entered last week , and the call doesn’t expire til 3+ months out [+8] u/Ill-Expression1737: down 14k this week. im fckn ruined [+8] u/TopTrey9: I don’t think there’s any chance that this could happen, we are in extremely rare territory with the price action over the last 10 days. And when I say extremely rare, like once in every three decade type of move. But the reversion candle over the next three days if it decides to take a dive, could be one of the largest we’ve ever seen in history. [+8] u/plzplzplztendies: BER be like #STOP GOING UP [+8] u/Echochamberking: Does anyone else miss the boring presidents? Hearing about what the 🥭 does and says every single day of the week is mentally draining me, but I have no other choice if I want to keep a healthy portfolio. [+8] u/Felix_Aterni: This thread is too bullish, y‘all are scaring me. [+8] u/Dividedby21mil: I remember getting tax refunds. I was poor. 😂 [+8] u/Forward-Ad5608: WTF just happened to oil [+7] u/frogboyjr: remember all the bers posting over the weekend… wonder what happened to them [+7] u/chartreuse-color: pump in premarket, then violent dump into infinite bull trap [+7] u/No_Fig_7835: Bulls won the battle but not the war [+7] u/pmotiveforce: Lies about PPI and lies about war pumping market. This shit is gonna need a steady stream of lies to keep going, luckily we have just the guy... [+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: Telling myself that it’s ok for a grown man to cry 🥃 [+7] u/gomper: What a weird day. Sand dick didn't pump another 14% Something is very wrong in the world [+7] u/TopTrey9: I want to see somebody’s call that was bought two weeks back close to the low and held through today. Not even joking. I guarantee that call is up over 150x [+7] u/Bignutly: Sold robinhood too early fuq [+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: I am not real You are not real My losses are not real None of this is real 🥃 [+7] u/IslandExact429: This is the craziest face ripping rally of all time [+7] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Ok grandpa, let’s get you to bed [+6] u/DrSeuss1020: Market almost back to ATH but I’m still down -30% from my ATH. Holy shit I’m regarded [+6] u/cowboycookie1337: Bought puts on AVGO at the close and of course this fucking news is announced [+6] u/callsonreddit: SEC approved removing 25k PDT rule [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/1sldcig/sec\_approves\_removing\_the\_25000\_pdt\_rule/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/1sldcig/sec_approves_removing_the_25000_pdt_rule/) [+6] u/Coloradospruce33: Remember that boat scene in Wolf of Wall Street where everybody is dancing? That will be us earnings week [+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: I think I am depressed 🥃 [+6] u/Wildskullz: I love the stonk market. Made $472 in 45 mins trading on the beach today [+6] u/ebitdasga: Great only down 50% on $BULL now, I’ll take that over 70% [+6] u/DeezCodeNutz: Why do we live in 🤡 town? [+6] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: CAR is up 305% the last 3 weeks 65% the last 5 days. Hopefully you listened. [+6] u/suruena91: Just waiting for my SPY 4/17 puts to starting printing. [+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Guess who bought AVGO and HOOD puts just at market close today, bro you just can’t make this shut up LMAOOOOOOOO [+6] u/StocksStormTrooper: Poor traders unite.. PDT has been cancelled… you can trade as much as you like now [+6] u/Bright-Revolution496: Spy over $700 tomorrow friends? [+6] u/dabblesest: I’m only worried that I’ve seen a lot of bers saying they’re capitulating and buy calls… Usually a sign the top is in, but maybe even bers are allowed to make money sometimes [+6] u/twenty_three_three: Dunking on the bers is valid, but i hope people also recognize the multi-weeks lag between oil shipment and delivery. If one were to open puts, this is an ideal window. [+6] u/stupidber: Taxes aren't real you don't actually have to pay those [+6] u/TaoTeCha: Global oil supply has been decreased by 20% for a month and a half. Doesn't matter if we bomb the hell out of them, just matters how strong their resolve is. [+6] u/EconomyJust4589: why did HOOD go crazy today [+6] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Bers ur downvotes mean nothing, they only increase my powa 💪 [+5] u/Bofa12313: Navy kicked so much ass yet it's still unable to free up the strait lmoa. [+5] u/j0ven_: Spy CEO said no more red days this year by law [+5] u/zestykite: gave my final $1k into 1dte spy puts. so you know we are gonna get at least 1 more day of rallying up [+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: *slaps roof of wsb* This bad boy can fit so much fuckin **lmao** in it [+5] u/Senpai_Slime: I find it interesting how readily people accept the +10% in 10 days versus a -10% over the same period tbh [+5] u/Typical-Layer-1253: Another green day tomorrow with Broadcom pumping [+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: I don't know why the market even bothers pulling back if it will rally back that fast [+5] u/Throwmeaway50472: I almost shorted the market hard the day they announced the fake peace and everything shot up. [+5] u/mtol115: Tomorrow has to be red dawg my puts can’t get their shit pushed in for the third day in a row [+5] u/No-Detective-6229: https://preview.redd.it/lnv1tyjvp8vg1.png?width=1264&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad2abac9de841cd0b0e352bdb2568bca17d731ab [+5] u/9yqOW85P8XNcEze38: I was supposed to pay my friend back 2500 I owe him since 2022 since his wedding is coming up. I only owed him the money because I lost it on options and crytpo around that time. I was also supposed to pay for all the expenses during our upcoming family cruise. I planned it all right,war...oil is up, puts will print; they have to...no again market goes the opposite way for no reason. Now I basically lost years if progress in a few days. This is sick, anyone participating in this is sick. This shouldn't be going up. The Bible spoke about this. You will all pay. [+5] u/headvintner: PDT rule change incoming in 45 days. The real question is which brokerages will be able to implement the rule first. Puts on Robinhood when there is a mass exodus because they can't get their code written fast enough. [+5] u/beerstearns: Looks like team rocket is blasting off again [+5] u/Waveytony: Oh my lord I’m playing around with SharePoint for my job and one of the stock images when I search “Business” is a ber fighting a bol on a stock chart and the BER IS WINNING (puts on MSFT) [+5] u/Unique_username93_: Fuck me I’m exhausted. I can trade maybe one day a week in this market. The rest of the week is holding on to my positions knowing they’ll come back at a certain point. [+5] u/Star_Lord924: Thinking of buying 1k worth of Sofi 5/8 22c tomorrow at open [+5] u/Issa_vibe74: My favorite overnight activity is ripping the simulate returns [+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Oil below 90 is retarded, I don’t care what side of this you’re on. [+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Some regard on here commented "APLD creeping up" last night and APLD jump 14% today. I got my eye on you, you insider trading regard. [+5] u/ContributionMore5502: imagine losing when the chart only goes one direction the entire day. [+5] u/andytobbles: 14% rally on nasdaq in 14 days is CRAZY! [+5] u/Discount_LionSafari: (gestures towards everyone in Washington DC ready to dump) [+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Holy shit I’m almost no longer a HOOD bagholder. Can’t wait to drop this shit stock had I realized it was this tied to 🌽’s movements I never would had bought it at $86 [+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Remember bers; losing your profits is better than losing your entire portfolio. [+5] u/kex06: Hood up almost 14% today, why i don't know but im happy [+5] u/S-Club-Party: If they were smart, they wouldn’t be bears lmao [+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: What an epic rally. Oil drops to 90 and SPY rallies 10% sheeesh [+5] u/Remarkable-Action708: Just wait till Hedgies sweep the rug of your feet [+14] u/ImpossibleHotel2542: A little trading cheatsheet I made for tomorrow: Oil up -> spy up Oil down -> spy up Gold up -> spy up Gold down -> spy up Spy up -> spy up Spy down -> spy up [+13] u/NotRobotNFL: Have you ever played peek-a-boo with a baby and they are surprised to see you each time? That’s how the market reacts to every comment of war ending or negotiations going well. Could do it forever [+13] u/weewoowewoooo: Some weird shit is going on behind the scenes of this market. Why did oil just dump so hard and instantly go back up? Lmfao [+11] u/Bustincherry: 20% of the world's oil supply been choked for over a month and oil futures are below $90 while spot physical is selling for $140 [+11] u/KennytheDoggy: Running laps around the gay cash gang [+10] u/hv876: People really about to find out that PDT rule was actually a good thing [+10] u/nyse25: im such a fat chud 😹✌️ [+10] u/Spy300: >TRUMP'S TARIFFS MAY BE REINSTATED BY JULY TO LEVELS PRIOR TO SUPREME COURT STRIKING DOWN MANY LEVIES, TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT SAYS ✅️ [+10] u/RisingToMediocrity: I wonder if Iran knows this. [+9] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Wait so all you have to do is start a war and end it later to pump ATH? [+9] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: Just when they have WallStreetBets regards confident of another pump, they're gonna rug pull all your calls. [+9] u/Eddyrancid: Nauseous thinking about my choice to buy 1dte puts [+9] u/Lurk_Maximus: That professor Jiang got some splaining to do [+9] u/Tay_Tay86: Is the war over? Did we win an ultimate unimaginable and never seen before resounding victory again? [+8] u/justlosinmoney: Dude this shits about to absolutely rip lmfao [+8] u/No_Lobster_1102: Guys give me the fucking sources when you say something here [+8] u/nyse25: what are people in atlantis doing rn 🤔 [+8] u/Provolone-Jones: The year is 2006. I tell you that in 2026 the world will be in the worst energy crisis in history due to a 20% supply shortage for the single most important resource to the global economy. I say that oil was at 115 before a second blockade hits the strait, further exacerbating the supply shortage. Asian countries are rationing. European countries are implementing price caps. Then I tell you the market reacted by dropping oil 25 points. How do you react? [+8] u/sweenygg: What was that crude oil dump [+8] u/Crazy_Donkies: SPY 700 by 930am.  What a pump. [+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: We’re playing monopoly and the banker is a dementia patient this is gonna go *great* [+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: They won’t allow other countries to buy oil from sanctioned countries.. oil drops amidst global supply shortage. Makes sense. [+7] u/hv876: For a brief minute futes hit 6969.69. And I felt pure, unadulterated joy there. [+7] u/Blacksin01: How can refiners be paying $125 per barrel of oil, while futures are $91? [+7] u/Crackbot420-69: Maria Bartiromo dropping oil $6 a barrel with the seventeenth announcement of ‘war over’ was the sell signal. Its Joever. [+7] u/Neat_Database6685: He talks out of his ding ding all day long [+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: This is why you guys lose money every Friday [+6] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: *Iran becomes the 51st state* world ✌️ [+6] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Why are we still pumping on war headlines and crude dropping even at ATH? [+6] u/kemar7856: The McDonald's CEO won't eat the food but mango does 😧 [+6] u/CalRippedken: Almost back to all time highs. Will I take profits this time? Probably not [+6] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Most cursed SPY700 ever [+6] u/Total_Schedule591: You'll never win without trading on the porcelain throne 🤴 [+6] u/ActivatingEMP: How many times can oil possibly drop 10% on this fucker saying something with no backing. We going to go below where we were before the war? [+5] u/Oneok-Field: I'ma Bull but I'm going to buy some deep OTM SPY puts for like $0.01 to keep the ratio up and our pump going. You're welcome. [+5] u/svpa3991: Need my broker to implement the pdt removal before I lose all my money [+5] u/justarandumthrowaway: we can literally price anything into this market [+5] u/Celticsmoneyline: One day China will switch to a gold standard and invade Taiwan, the world will change forever and this will all seem like a dream. But today is not that day TSM 4/17 380C [+5] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Tomorrow is going to be our 11th straight Green Day, which is a once in decade event [+5] u/Disconn3cted: NBIS pumping 5% every day for two weeks sure feels safe and sustainable [+5] u/Outrageous-Voice1459: IM BUYING SPY PUTS, IT HAS TO GO DOWN TMR I THINK 😎🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 [+5] u/Ancient-Swordfish292: What part of "line goes up" don't you understand? [+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “I have seen the take that this is all robots trading with robots now, robots that read news pieces and press releases for positive vs negative language and then trade with each in a giant computational networked Keynesian beauty contest. The supply of oil is irrelevant.” Via collapsedsquid [+5] u/reLincolnX: Oil spent the whole day drilling. Now it's below $90. He told Fox News, that the war is nearly over. Tmrw is gonna be biblical... [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: HALP...THEY'RE TRYING TO *SQUEEZE* ME [+5] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: Word of advice for everyone playing options in this pump: buy a couple of low-cost puts to cover your ass when they rug pull on some Iranian incident or something [+5] u/gavbot_1213: Roulette is better than this [+5] u/Wickrest: Holy shit $BULL is going parabolic lol [+5] u/Extreme_Green_1708: I honestly think we would pump on Cuba escalation after all of this. It’s a small fry compared to this Iran tassel. [+5] u/music_is_gud: HOOD to $200 easily now that PDT rule is gone and it's prediction markets is taking off [+5] u/LearningSPXonly: Got SPX 1Dte put at close. Jokingly kept a order and it filled 😭😭 [+5] u/Tini-: Moves tomorrow? Spam calls at open as we blow the top off 700. [+5] u/zephyrs85: If today is anything to go by, blockade EVERY THING [+5] u/GoProVI: All these tax returns bouts push us to 700! Unfortunately I had to pay taxes… [+5] u/jfwelll: I still think we go to 625 before summer 2022 style. Im not going to bet against the crazy pump since i have no balls but this is still what I think is going to happen [+5] u/WrexyWrex: You heard about the Straight of Hormuz, but what about the Strait of Malacca? [https://theprint.in/diplomacy/us-indonesia-sign-key-defence-pact-washington-eyes-strait-of-malacca/2904570/](https://theprint.in/diplomacy/us-indonesia-sign-key-defence-pact-washington-eyes-strait-of-malacca/2904570/) All 3 Straits that funnel 11million barrels of oil to China a day will soon be closed. And no one is hedged in the market. ☑️ Panama Canal ☑️ Strait of Hormuz ☑️ Straits of Malacca [+5] u/Dbx84: Kevin Warsh, President Donald Trump’s pick to become the next Federal Reserve chairman, would probably be the wealthiest central bank leader in recent decades if confirmed, newly released financial disclosures show. Calls it is 🚀 [+5] u/dimadomelachimola: SEC is the big news of the day. 🥭 just wants attention. [+5] u/wallstreetsimps: we back in the HOOD now boyz [+5] u/WrexyWrex: Starting on January 1, 2019, Cathie Wood's ARKK was once beating the NASDAQ QQQ by more than 100%. Now, she's underperforming it by -210% (think about that swing) and has destroyed more than $13 billion in investor capital. [+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Do these regards not understand left lane is not for speed limit 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 [+5] u/Jemmani22: So is war over? Green for days on end [+5] u/KMI_Dragon_Knight: I'm a girl and I have to confess. I loooooooove fucking bears and both IRL and when trading. Fuck em'. Fuck your puts, fuck your hedges, fuck your overbought RSI's indicators, just get fucked. [+5] u/Professional_Con_007: This V recovery has just started bers go hibernate until next January at least [+5] u/darkspherei: looking like operation epic rug pull friday [+5] u/Paul_Robert_: So, wtf is going to happen tomorrow? We blast past ATH? Flat? Or Jpow forbid, we go red 😧 [+5] u/hermeskino715: AMZN acting like mid-2025 GOOGL [+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Theta gang member at local bars now: “Just buy these weekly .1 delta options. Yeah like 100 of each. Look at the simulated returns. Infinite.” [+5] u/TrumpChildOnahole: I mean if the war is over why is no other news outlet parroting this? CNN literally says mango is resuming peace talks in 2 days lol [+5] u/Extreme_Green_1708: We’ll probably see a deal this week - spy would probably hit $705 if there is a deal. [+5] u/magneticpasta9: Remember when bers said "but the real global effect of the strait being closed this long still hasn't even reached the economy yet, just wait" 😭😭😭😂😂I can't stop [+5] u/FelwintersLie: So NBIS that was a generational run [+5] u/Camusknuckle: Whatever happened to helium? [+5] u/stringtheory28: He told Fox News that the war is over. Feels extremely bullish. Puts it is. [+5] u/_3470: is this really how we’re gonna see SPY $700? [+5] u/falling_knives: Mango tweeted "the Greatest Stock Market in History" on Sunday and some of you still bought puts. [+5] u/Me-Regarded: From now on I'm going to respond with LOL to every ber doom post on the weekend thread [+5] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Cash gang aka 4% interest in a HYSA so you can buy yourself a fucking gallon of gas with the gains each month. Fuck outta here [+5] u/QuantumStrix: Bitcoin is incredibly cheap now. Buy it, regards… [+5] u/Total_Schedule591: 🥭: "My dad can beat up Pope's dad" - DJT [+14] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: You win bulls :( Liquidated for a lot [+13] u/PimpCforlife: oil down 7% today...did we release the diddy reserves? [+12] u/Hwangoutpltr: Bers always have all this data and legitimate reasons So boring [+10] u/ILikeCorgiButt: I am thinking of full porting calls tomorrow. Might trigger the downtrend. You’ve been warned lol [+10] u/swarthout2222: China confirmed supplying weapons to Iran Bols: PAMP IT [+10] u/SenileOldDude: It’s crazy. A single 0 DTE could make you look like a genius or a fucking retard. [+9] u/OneContract7938: Well my puts expired today after 2 days of spy ripping. So get ready bears tomorrow is your day [+9] u/Napster-mp3: So what was the point of this Iran thing again? [+9] u/Hwangoutpltr: She's a 7 with a great personality, but her sister is a disgusting whore and we're seeing a movie together Saturday ❤️ [+9] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Undocumented immigrants are filing tax returns at 33% of previous levels due new IRS policy of sharing their information with DHS. Expected to cost US over 300 billion by 2036. [+9] u/Mission_Ad_6234: The amount of money I missed out on is making me so depressed [+8] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: I'm done being a bear, lost like $200k today. Now, I am a bull. Let's ride friends. [+8] u/kryptonyk: Why the fuck can I not long press to copy text on Reddit?? Puts. [+8] u/Raw-Garden: What were the good news today? Genuinely I’ve been doing taxes for people all day [+8] u/patricktu1258: I sold a 26000 covered call thinking that yeah I would be happy if it ever get called away. But now I feel like shit. [+8] u/A_Chair_Bear: The law of markets is simple. If stock reaches funny/unique number, it dumps. Puts on SPY after morning 700 and on DOW at 50k. Simple As. [+8] u/Ancient_Let7878: Ber? Extinct as of Monday [+7] u/CATLLM: Is this still a ber market pump? Should i full port calls? This fomo is unbearable [+7] u/Asleep-Strike4978: TIL doctored image means image of a doctor. Highly regarded [+7] u/Miles-OBrien: Bought some puts at close because spy can't be up 3 days in a row right? RIGHT? [+7] u/No_Relief_8705: "why did oil go down" Bro that shit literally grows in the ground wdyt [+7] u/Rosebunse: Good news, everyone: Fanta cures cancer! We're saved! [+7] u/FiefKief: Legit how tf is oil dumping [+7] u/bullrfuk: Slightly green is the new red and flat is the new market crash LMAO [+7] u/A_Chair_Bear: Alright bears, here is the cope: 1. China sends more weapons to Iran ; US follows through on 50% tariff on China. China-US summit is in a month, so either point is leverage for either side 2. Iran - US conflict continues because markets recovered back to ATH 3. China - Taiwan conflict starts brewing which kills AI 4. Oil crisis continues from the still existing supply gap Puts on TSMC and alike. Calls on oil futures. Believe it or not, calls on spy [+7] u/jerm2z: Schwab is such a piece of shit. I should have just joined a real brokerage like Robinhood instead [+7] u/iliveasimplelife: Port is ATH, took screenshot and haven’t sold. Shits going to gape down tomorrow. [+7] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: Is Robinhood squeezing? What the fuck is this. [+7] u/BenisSpaghetti: Extremely bullish in here. I am going short tomorrow. 🫰 [+7] u/Dad_Bot: bought some puts at close. gonna be doin butthole gape exercises until open. [+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: I can’t believe just 2 weeks ago I had 10 futures contracts at 6390 and sold them for pennies to get out of them [+6] u/Chance-Albatross7809: Nothing. Ever. Happens. Stop expecting anything to happen nothing will ever happen [+6] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: # **MASSIVE BLOW OFF TOP TOMORROW, BUT ONLY FOR BEARS. THEY HAVE BEEN BLOWING AND GIVING TOP CONSISTENTLY FOR WEEKS NOW.** [+6] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: I promise to never be a bear again [+6] u/ModeForJoe: The moment a navy ship is damaged or a Chinese ship is seized, /CL to $120 easy. [+6] u/SilverPrivateer: Ya'll not ready for the Gen X rise [+6] u/trent_upscale: Sold out of all positions eod in gambling account like a tool Tomorrow I'll fomo in just to get rekt and gaped immediately, as is tradition [+6] u/Quartertipsy: Holy bull in here, sorry but we're crashing tonight [+5] u/Asleep-Strike4978: Which one of you owe $145k to IRS for gain but doesn’t have money because you gambled all away? Your wife called Ramsey yesterday. Just FYI [+5] u/Montyprice7206: Declaring the war is over is great leverage to negotiate ending the war 🤌 [+5] u/PlandomeProwler: WEBULL $BULL about to make another epic squeeze like when it first came to makrket? This thing is acting wonky. Give me $30 again please lol [+5] u/MayorMcCheezz: "WASHINGTON, April 14 (Reuters) - A U.S. destroyer interdicted ​two oil tankers attempting to leave Iran on Tuesday, a day after U.S. President Donald Trump's blockade went into ‌effect, and instructed them to turn around, a U.S. official said, speaking on condition of anonymity. The ships had left Chabahar port on the Gulf of Oman and were contacted by the warship via radio communication, the official said. It was unclear whether any further warnings were given." [+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: And then the next talk will extend another 2 weeks - SPY 700. [+5] u/Apfelmoes_: bearhunter429 🫡 # LMAO 🤌 [+5] u/PomegranateLow4822: Buy high sell higher 🍀 [+5] u/derprondo: Sent all my tendies to the IRS 🤮 [+5] u/kjl8921: Hell of a. day to bet on HOOD BULL [+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: The old George Costanza trick eh? [+5] u/coloredzebra: So 🥭 declared the war over...why futures no move [+5] u/Kickboy21: Not enough loss porn from bers. We have more room to pump [+5] u/HandsomeTar: Listen close. Do you hear it? As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced…. 🌈 🐻 [+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: You heard right: the war's over. Until it starts again. [+5] u/SenileOldDude: Lost 200k, but I AINT HEAR NO BELL [+5] u/Dongkey_kong: It is unpatriotic to be down .07% AH [+5] u/SuspiciousStable9649: It appears the U.S. does not need to negotiate with Iran at all. Probably time to go long… 😅 [+5] u/KeyReaction892: Volume has been 50-65m not great, additional a good chunk of the run was yesterday unwind into closing. Concern would be around stalling at 695-696 and finish the week not breaking the ATH [+5] u/FiefKief: I was just anally probed by the words of mango and oil [+21] u/WSB-mods-are-: A +1% open will nuke 2/3rds of this sub [+15] u/SherbertOk2563: Upvote if you are bullish. [+14] u/Prestigious_Way_738: I get mad when stocks go up and when stocks go down. I'm always angry. [+11] u/pleasestoptalkin: Even that fat fuck MSFT got some reps in today [+11] u/Metal-Water: “After consideration, we have decided not to move forward with your application” 💔 [+11] u/Devastaytah: If I listen closely I can hear my puts calling me regarded [+10] u/Regarded__Regard: Anyone buying this market after this pump is retarded [+10] u/Pete26l96: finally done working uber eats for the day. pretty good tuesday, made $103 in 8 hours and 43 minutes, spent $29 on gas (start and end everyday on a full tank), so basically made $74 and got to be my own boss rather than a slave for someone else. gonna take my earnings and buy a share of uber when market opens Wednesday so i can continue profiting even when i'm not working. Good flywheel affect if you ask me earn money, invest it, and earn while you sleep, FeelsGoodMan :) [+10] u/swampassOG: Makin' my way downtown Walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound * ┓┏┓┏┓┃ * ┛┗┛┗┛┃ \🐻/ * ┓┏┓┏┓┃ / * ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ノ) * ┓┏┓┏┓┃ * ┛┗┛┗┛┃ * ┓┏┓┏┓┃ * ┛┗┛┗┛┃ * ┓┏┓┏┓┃ * ┃┃┃┃┃┃ * ┻┻┻┻┻┻ 🙆‍♀️ [+9] u/BoomerSharkBoy: I transformed from a bear to bull [+9] u/wenxuan2: I mean as a bull, i also have no idea why we pumped this hard lol. [+9] u/UnicornMilking: I'm going fucking insane 🤡 This is not reality 🤡 [+9] u/7fingersDeep: If I had a Time Machine I’d go back and tell myself to hoard bitcoin when it was a few cents and also to be gay. Broads ain’t nothing but trouble. [+9] u/Metal-Water: https://preview.redd.it/bq9q58dsn9vg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03274869ccbbf0b9132a0599e9d6f80b4d89552 That’s you on the bottom [+9] u/TheDevilintheDark: Being up 24% ytd somehow feels like a massive win for me but on the other hand goddamn it's been exhausting for *just* +24%. Last year you could accomplish that by just parking everything in nvda shares for 6 weeks. Trading this year feels like playing Madden with a massive lead against the cpu and them suddenly turning on insane mode. [+9] u/SherbertOk2563: got banned on my other account, hello fellow bulls [+9] u/SherbertOk2563: Upvote if you are bearish. [+8] u/ForTheStreets: About to be months of stocks melting up This sub only interesting when the market is going down. I’ll be back for the next crisis [+8] u/Firm_Passage_6844: PDT rule effectively removed, i pity our next generation of degens... thx for the upcoming liquidity though [+8] u/aquaticsardonic: Don't tell me the fuckin snakes are back [+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: SPY DOWN 0.01% TOLD YOU BOLS TO NOT GET GREEDY [+8] u/ValuingNormal92: if you’re currently flagged as a pattern day trader, will we get a ceremony for our accomplishments? [+8] u/SherbertOk2563: I quit being a bear, its been too painful. [+7] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Finally back from my ban. Nice to see we're all still retarded like the market. Calls for 701 tomorrow 🚀 [+7] u/claytondpark: Institutions pumped this shiet so fast that MOST retail did not get the opportunity to buy, but most of them will later buy on the way down. Which is their name of the game... .. [+7] u/An_Unusual_Mind: Start of the biggest bullrun. [+7] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Longing google is probably the safest move So many people I know who are against ai because like of whatever reason always talk about it’s bad and then eventually end up using it when they can’t figure something out, people really do have a pattern [+7] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: Clowning on the Pope was the best buy signal. [+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Holy shit market crash!!! [+7] u/oldbeancam: I check SNDK like once every 2 weeks just to see if it went up 50 dollars or 100 dollars. [+7] u/radishr: Did ASTS dump today because of the Amazon/Globalstar deal, or was there some other reason? [+7] u/GuiltyShirt3771: I think MM overdone the pump, Thursday or Friday should have at least slight pull back [+7] u/theprodigy107: The blood moon rises once again [+7] u/LiveMotivation: I’m back. Was banned for a few days. Bols been having a good time I see. Rug pull is imminent. [+7] u/swampassOG: Next person to tell me to "zoom out" gets the hose [+7] u/fuck_zebster: Another black swan event countered by governments printing their way out . stonks only go up [+7] u/collegestudent808: wtf is wrong with this market [+6] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Looked up euphoria because everyone’s been talking about it, and all I got was a bunch of anime girls tied up shitting in each others mouths This is what people are saying is top tier show?!?!?!? [+6] u/volckerwasright: Ultimate bol fantasy is mansion, cars, legacy Ultimate ber fantasy is evict stripper from Big Short movie [+6] u/swampassOG: Downvote if your hog sinks [+6] u/Training_Week3740: Create fake news. Bers hate this one simple trick [+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: im gonna wake up to every stock being up $5 again arent i? [+6] u/DragonFruit-_-777: Bears see futes red and celebrate cause they know markets go green on open LOL [+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Red candle. PANIC. [+6] u/DesignerSea494: Bers are low IQ losers. Their families know it. Everyone knows it. [+6] u/Iknowyougotsole: Where the hood where the hood where the hood at??? [+6] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: *”US President Donald Trump tells Fox News the war is “close to over” after hinting at a second round of face-to-face talks with Iran in Pakistan in the coming days”* 🌮 Tuesday in full swing. Get your calls. [+6] u/Materialsss: Hey this ain’t your diary pal go complain at church [+5] u/Western_Rope_6826: If you want to make money at the casino, no thinking just do [+5] u/PulIthEld: just put the tanker in the strait bro [+5] u/tnecniv2021: Bols gonna wake up with ber jizz drippn outta them shitters [+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Even Bessent is signaling “cautious, wait and see” We may never see a rate cut again [+5] u/Fact-Resident: I don’t even think bears “sound smart.” [+5] u/DesignerSea494: I hope Japan followed through with shorting oil futes. [+5] u/Yasqweenn: SPY and SOFI calls tomorrow. Idk what I’m doing this is not financial advice. [+5] u/Successful-End7689: To everyone bitching about why the market is up It’s been flat or bleeding since October 2025. A bounce was overdue after 5 months of absolute shit. Stop crying and get on the gravy train loser! [+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Do they have Red Robster in Japan? [+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I told this girl on Tinder if she let me take a dump at her house it was going to STINK and she unmatched me wtf [+5] u/Cloudbase_academy: Late February 2020 vibes in here [+5] u/PulIthEld: the war may not be over but the market is over the war [+5] u/Bjorn_Ivarsson: What time does asml release earnings? [+5] u/Nomynametoday: i trade on vibes, but the people who actually knows the things, is it true that is pumping without Volume? so just algos? [+5] u/serialserialserial99: are the bers okay? are bears even a thing or is it a myth? I think bers might be the myth bulls use to tell themselves they're better than someone [+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: >Trump's Fed Nominee Is 20x Richer Than The President, With Stakes In SpaceX, Polymarket [+5] u/Berto_: All i'm saying is, HOOD is still down 32% ytd [+26] u/Normal_Finance_3083: #IF I DONT SEE RED CANDLE TOMO IM GONNA BLOCK THE STRAIT MYSELF. [+19] u/andyman268: Not even a polite pull back to keep things orderly. Just straight up for 10 days. Disgusting. [+12] u/BullishGoblin: MSFT is still stupid cheap here [+11] u/hayleybts: Dear diary, it's day 11 my puts are still worthless. 12th time's the charm [+11] u/CEOofBeanz: I could never utilize a financial advisor. Number one, they’re regarded salesman. Number two, I need make or lose money on my own terms [+11] u/LasyKuuga: Has anything changed aside from the vibes? [+10] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Being poor is only romantic in books 🫦 [+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Upvote if you’re regarded [+9] u/memmolemmo: So, SPY 700C at open tomorrow has to be a multibagger by eod, right? [+9] u/bendraw: I weirdly still believe in Reddit as a play. It has potential. Also I’m addicted to it and Buffet always said invest in your local crack supply. [+9] u/Anonymustafar: I can show you what puts look like since then [+7] u/fightoraccept: Serious talk. Did I miss something? Did Iran surrender? A few more days of this and we'll be back at all-time highs like why are we pumping? [+7] u/SlfImpr: LOL, if this goes on, human employees will become cheaper than the AI tokens: >**Anthropic has shifted its Claude Enterprise pricing to a usage-based model, The Information reported on April 14**: \- The change is expected to significantly increase costs for corporate customers with heavy AI usage. \- Customers now pay a base fee of $20 per user per month plus additional charges based on actual computing use. Previously they paid up to $200 per user per month for a fixed token allocation. \- Frederik Filipsson, co-founder of software license negotiation firm Redress Compliance, estimated that costs for heavy users could rise by 2 to 3 times. [https://www.theinformation.com/articles/anthropic-changes-pricing-bill-firms-based-ai-use-amid-compute-crunch](https://www.theinformation.com/articles/anthropic-changes-pricing-bill-firms-based-ai-use-amid-compute-crunch) [+7] u/whitewashedsyrian: Give us a new high before the rug thank you [+7] u/hayleybts: # sigh another green day [+7] u/vermilli21: When it’s too bullish and the quality of shit posting goes away [+7] u/Comfortable733: A grandma that’s forced to DoorDash to The White House to pay for expenses really is the epitome of American capitalism [+7] u/palmanul: 🥭, bibi, Iran all 🌮, strait open and oil back to $50 will be the most bearish thing because there's nothing left to be optimistic about [+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Filed my tax return, waiting for $1600 refund [+7] u/LarsTarkas: If your asshole is already hurting from $4 gas just wait till it hits $6 in the summer [+6] u/freddymojo: Ok but, like... there's NO WAY we're green tomorrow... right? [+6] u/RampantPrototyping: Drunk Drivers against Mothers [+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: Why are they constantly messing with bears but never the bulls? 4 day total recovery is ridiculous. [+6] u/CEOofBeanz: I miss her calls… Where are you… Margin? 🥲 [+6] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Bunch of idiots about to switch back to a margin account and blow their account up. [+6] u/Just_Learned_This: I hold all my options to expiration [+6] u/SVXYstinks: The only time I ever feel any excitement in life anymore is waking up in the morning when the stock market is about to open. The second it closes, life instantly gets very boring and, frankly, depressing as I wait for it to open again the next day. Covid was a pretty effed up time but the one thing it gave us was an unlimited amount of ridiculous content to consume on a daily basis. Today feels like there’s just absolutely nothing going on. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. [+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: American's are addicted to amature singing shows...brain rot epidemic [+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Guys... Even my bullshit plays are starting to moon. Im... concerned..... [+5] u/Rizocon1: Please tell the pope that I’m not a pedo [+5] u/NiceJobSon: Guys over the last week I’ve done a lot of soul searching and market analysis and have come up with the only logical conclusion: bol fuk [+5] u/Therecanbenopeace: Over 2k for truck tires. Calls on the Michelin man. [+5] u/BillyShears2015: Need a laser level to measure futes right now [+5] u/SaintSnow: The fabled 700 might actually be a reality [+5] u/pussinbuuts: Being cash gang in a faceripping rally is pain Holding puts is pain x1000 [+5] u/SlfImpr: Larger brokerage firms are going to take their sweet azz time to update systems for Pattern Day Trader rule changes. $HOOD probably will do it fast... cuz more money from Retail investors [+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Guys. war is over. But its also not over. Also the strait is open. Yet, not open. We are in negotiations with iran while simultaneously not negotiating a god damn thing. And for that reason we win all the time forever and always [+5] u/LostandConfused2024: Who gives a fuck about the 25k PDT rule. Just don’t be poor? [+12] u/MoistAbuelita: They are called bers [+11] u/PositiveEdge4361: I want to be sympathetic towards bers but those fuckers get really obnoxious when it’s their time so get rekt [+11] u/Beagle001: I'm convinced that Ber bashing causes a red day the next day and vice versa. Be nice. [+9] u/TheRealJohnOptions: im getting fatigued by these wars that joe biden keeps starting [+9] u/skymagic: > In 2026, Mercury will be in retrograde three times, the dates are: Feb 26–Mar 20 (Pisces), June 29–July 23 (Cancer), and Oct 24–Nov 13 (Scorpio) Do what you will with that information [+8] u/Dry-Syrup-882: SPY 800 EOY LMFAO BEARS [+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: Your trade confirmations are available [+8] u/jmc774: The bull vs bear war is over. Bear civilization has been annihilated. Only a few stragglers remain [+8] u/SignificanceLate7002: TMZ has officially started an office in DC with the intention of covering congress. This should be interesting. [+7] u/skymagic: Amanda Seyfried > Sydney Sweeney [+7] u/ajibtunes: This is the regarded roaring 20s. We’re gonna push the market to the brink of collapse without any of the lavish lifestyles and parties. [+6] u/Iunatic: Retards will ask if now is the time to buy calls after SPY went +10% in 10 trading days LMAO [+6] u/broke_person: Lmao bears deserve a -0.3% day tbh! [+6] u/PeanutButterStout: I bought $100K of USAR today… Im a retard…. Please Lutnick sign the deal. [+6] u/Critical_Virus_9341: Hopefully it keeps gapping up until friday Will be the easiest short of the year [+6] u/klippklar: Its interesting, the biggest military escalation of the war (yes bombs included) that directly pressures the USAs main geopolitical rival… and the market reaction is basically "let’s bring this bitch up below ATH". Interesting truly. Even more interesting the antics of the bol. Further studies need to be conducted on this specimen. [+6] u/Iunatic: Anyone else never used the Tik Tok before? [+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Stop asking if he war is over like a little BITCH This is a physics experiment, this is schrodinger's war [+6] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Btw in 2020 we rallied like crazy before crashing, so no one actually fucking knows if we continue to go up or down from here. If the market can +15% in 2 weeks it can also -15%. [+5] u/__nameless____: Imma buy puts if it hit 699 today just so it'll skyrocketing more [+5] u/orobsky: Super bad week to go long oil 💸 🔥 [+5] u/DriftWoodBarrel: I have puts, and recently unbanned. I realize the error of my ways. [+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I declare a blockade for every strait in the world. [+12] u/MrNewking: My tax accountant looked over 6000 pages of document to see that I made $36 in 2025. [+12] u/ThouOne: SPY: -0.04% Bers: CIRCUIT BREAKERS [+12] u/FatFluffyFish: Getting bearish in here, you know what this means [+11] u/Noticeably98: Ahhh nothing like looking at a stock you sold go 4x ☕️ [+11] u/Philthatman: As long you fuckers keep buying puts and shorting the hell out of SPY, youre just making it easier to pump violently [+11] u/CD274: What is this a dump for ants [+8] u/SnooPoems7598: Finally, some reality kicking in. AI Speculators, Meet Liquidation [+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: “Pursuit of Breaking Even” [+8] u/llasar17: if i could read i wouldnt be on here! [+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: I have both puts, calls. if it dumps to 600, good. if it pumps to 700, also good. Today will be a theta day. [+7] u/MelonBeefChop: Greed the fuck out and buy everything - Warren Buffet [+7] u/Inevitable_Estate459: My Port is down 0.000001% and Bers are celebrating??? Looks like another leg up comming today [+7] u/isc1200s: Real talk: Some of you need to learn how to read an earnings report. A stock selling off on an earnings beat equates to long term investors locking in profits which is good because it provides an opportunity for new investors to get in. A stock selling off because of an earnings miss, or negative news related to the company will typically lead to a violent, prolonged downtrend. You need to know “ WHY “ a stock is trending in whatever direction. Don’t just assume. [+7] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Futures are flat and Bers talking about the big dip comming? They never learn. [+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: ASML Q1 26 Earnings: • Net Sales: €8.77B (est €8.55B) • Net Income: €2.76B (est €2.54B) • Sees Q2 Net Sales: €8.4B To €9.0B (est €9.04B) • Sees FY Net Sales: €36B To €40B (saw €34B To €39B; est €37.68B) [+7] u/FartSniffer66642069: Guys this is really bad. The fed might need to do an emergency rate cut to calm the markets. [+7] u/kinkyhentai69: -0.1% futures mean 0.9% green tmrw [+7] u/Aldribuds: 🥭 has Pope Derangement Syndrome. Sad. [+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Never in my life did I think the PDT rule would be gone Time to celebrate by watching Johnny Sin's greatest hits [+6] u/droopy227: So is the war officially over? I haven’t seen anything besides the market reacting and some random tweet. [+6] u/BigBritches619: The CIA definitely has a dick database from all the cameras on the urinals [+6] u/diefy7321: Bers so sensitive tonight lmaoooo [+6] u/Goodoldhold: I have a feeling this time we wont shit the bed near 700 and we actually go to 720 [+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Red, I thought this was illegal [+6] u/Fabulous_Guide_4330: If it doesn’t reverse by open. I wonder if tsmc er will be fuel to the fire [+6] u/daedalus_dance: S&P 500 Futures over $7,000. The pump doeth continue. [+6] u/Swimming_Middle_7476: can i technically say i survived this war? [+5] u/Readonly00: What am I if I want it to go heavily down to buy the dip, but fear it crashing and being screwed, but I'm bored when it's green, but I'm smug about seeing my portfolio increasing? Is it manbearbull [+5] u/I_am_Nerman: U.S. INTERCEPTS EIGHT IRAN-LINKED OIL TANKERS SINCE START OF BLOCKADE- WSJ [+5] u/PunchingAgreenbush: Lost money on tesla calls in the past, tesla puts surely get me something [+5] u/Kingmusk420: Iran is looking for soldiers right now. They paying good, with 10 virgins and sht [+5] u/davef00te: Just hold on and enjoy the ride [+13] u/UnivalveX: I'm a ber but celebrating -0.01% on futes tells you how bad things have become lmao [+10] u/Nictel: Bears max profit: difference between current price and zero. Bulls max profit: UNLIMITED. Bears hope: war, hunger, dead. Bulls hope: peace, happiness, wealth for all. Choose your side well! [+10] u/Knarre30: I just dont get the bullish scenario here. Even if we make a peace deal, what I doubt at this moment, we still face economic problems. A lot of infrastructure has been destroyed. Maybe tarrifs from Iran on the passage. I just dont see what the market is celebrating [+8] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: I know the moment I full port will be the moment the market goes down 15% in 3 hours [+8] u/SeliciousSedicious: Gonna shove another McDonald’s French fry up my pisser if it’s up another 1% today. [+8] u/LunchNo7823: So Israel having "talks" with Lebanon while they are bombing them. Ackward. [+8] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Chip giant ASML raises 2026 guidance as AI semiconductor demand stays strong 😂😂😂😂😂😂 fuk [+7] u/UnivalveX: that was a nice 5 min -0.01% drop on futes [+7] u/UnivalveX: SPY gonna pump to $710 on "low volume" before someone realizes wait how did we pump +15% in two weeks [+7] u/QuartersToPlay: Its going to go past 700 then 🥭 is gonna do some dumb shit. But until then, enjoy the ride in the circus cause this shit doesnt make sense. [+7] u/Ozqi: Saw a DoorDash driver bitching on r/all saying they tip $15 per mile and if you can’t do the same then don’t use the app. No wonder they’re a DoorDash driver, a bigger financial idiot than all of us here. [+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Weird that the pump would stop. Pumping non stop day after day is normal [+6] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Believe it or not, calls. [+6] u/Fuzzy_Photograph_361: ASML confirms that chips demand continue to outpace supply for the foreseeable future. ASML's Memory customers are sold out for 2026, their supply constraints will last beyond 2026. ASML will increase their capacity, also raise sales outlook. This dip is perfect, if you don't buy more ASML/MU/SNDK based on these statements, I don't know what to say. [+6] u/mr_stupid_face: lol not a bear (luckily) but how the fuck are we almost hitting all time highs with so much uncertainty. This almost makes me want to become a bear on how crazy shit is [+6] u/Jdom666: i need an honest opinion. if i invited her to go on a walk at one of my favorite parks, is it weird if i bring a basketball and ask her to 1v1? it wouldn’t be super competitive, i just wanna talk tbh [+6] u/UnivalveX: will we ever see a red day again? mostly likely not [+6] u/UnivalveX: we went sideways and dumped for 5 months only to recover all of it in less than 10 days. can't wait for the next 10 days? [+6] u/farmerjoe007: The un banned pattern trading and the 25k minimum?????? [+5] u/Beeboobumfluffy: Way way too bullish in here. It's gonna drill tomorrow to punish all this euphoria. [+5] u/TraipseTraveller: Imagine being a WSB mod [+5] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: [The Stock Market is in its most overextended state in history, surpassing even the most euphoric periods of the early 2000s and the 2021 : r/stocks](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1slqarf/the_stock_market_is_in_its_most_overextended/) This is historical, and I stand by my theory that this is a coordinated conspiracy to manipulate stocks for political reasons, not to mention to stick it int the face of Iran who are trying to crash the economy by blocking the Strait now. Just think of all the billions of dollars our banks have to do just that. An article even appeared today saying Jamie Dimon said his "traders" made great money during Q1 and the war (and just 2 weeks ago he was hawking on the war saying Iran does need to be dealt with...meaning he was profiting off of the volatility). This recent runup was just to liquidate the bears and shorts, and to show Iran our economy is not effected, all as a coordinated plan by the WH and Wall Street. If it doesn't consolidate soon, it will be another bubble like 4 months ago that will need to. [+5] u/Old_Lab_2170: All I want for Christmas is share prices that reflect fundamentals [+21] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Guys i can feel it. The crash. We are going to dump 0.35% [+16] u/A55BAG: JD Vance lecturing the pope about commenting about theology. LMAO he is the fucking pope, it's literally his job 🤣 [+13] u/Same-Tie8083: Enough is enough guys im loading up on calls get ready for a -2% day [+12] u/MasterElite1: >U.S. DEPLOYS THOUSANDS MORE TROOPS TO MIDDLE EAST AS TRUMP AIMS TO PUT PRESSURE ON IRAN. ✅️ [+10] u/letsgettesty: I’m not a gay ber but how the fuck has the market completely recovered its war losses. Is it regarded? [+10] u/Teckel22: CNBC ANNOUNCES AFTER HOURS MARKETS IN TURMOIL SPECIAL AFTER S&P 500 FUTURES GO -0.02% [+10] u/IndividualNo7155: Hey I’m pooping rn, wtf was this pump yesterday? Over [+9] u/Roxorek: HOOD +17% in 24 hours regarded [+9] u/Bulky_Winter1671: Yo somebody tell 🥭to stfu. We don’t need him anymore [+8] u/ScytherDOTA: I have a feeling today is red af because I entered with calls, sorry everyone [+8] u/Miraculum-Capital: U.S. DEPLOYS THOUSANDS MORE TROOPS TO MIDDLE EAST AS TRUMP AIMS TO PUT PRESSURE ON IRAN. [+8] u/IamyourfantasyX: So more troops to Middle East is bullish now? [+8] u/MyCactusTeacher: RDDT is actually dogshit [+8] u/Koki4kok: Flat because yall started buying calls 🫪 [+8] u/Vast_Presentation909: What happened? Talk to me, I ve been/am probably in the same situation. Its not worth killing yourself for [+8] u/canwequitnow: i suggest we stop buying the dip [+7] u/alien-observer-37491: Getting way too cocky in here. [+7] u/Taraih: Lets go MSFT, its time for new ATHs lets ramp this shit up [+7] u/slamtt: nothing but cocky bools making the same jokes it's time for gay bears to shine ded bear memes hitting the front page of wsb, easiest fade of my life [+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Thank you for informing me that the market is rigged and it should crash. Now please put the fries in the bag! Thank you! [+7] u/Bravadette: Please dont open like April 12... [+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: This is the day for 700 somehow somehow donny will want credit for 700 so it will pump [+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Takes forever for the IRS to give you a tax refund but when you owe money they take that shit out of your account in under a day lol [+6] u/ShitpostSulthan: took 2 months to go down slowly but only 15 days to recover it all.. 🤡 [+6] u/Livid_Concern_4597: Puts are looking very juicy right now [+6] u/Haikoe: I know b00ls had a few insane days, but this market is on edge man. And I’m jacked to the TITS [+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Just when we are shy of 700 [+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: Us poors have to play on hard hard mode [+5] u/UnknownM007: Hahahah my broker is regarded. Should’ve been hit with a PDT ban but instead they reduced the actual number of 0DTEs I’ve bought and sold, so we rolling in em today [+5] u/NoFuckingValue: Why doesn't Robinhood let me buy stocks with Klarna? [+5] u/zainwhb: i’m going all in BULL on open, call me 007, 0 gains, 0 girls, 7 margin calls [+19] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BREAKING NEWS: concepts of a new thread being made [+13] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: OPEN THE NEW THREAD YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER [+12] u/BeaverSack: They’re eating the straight - they’re eating the oil. [+11] u/Upset-Motor-2602: All I am going to say is this - you have to be a special kind of stupid to think 🥭's actions have no consequences. We are trading headlines, not reality, hoping that everything will be all right when we wake up. This is not like the tariffs, the entire energy sector has been disrupted by thos moron's stupidity. [+9] u/aniote: The Iranian blockade of Hormuz The American blockade of the Iranian blockade of Hormuz The Chinese blockade of the American blockade of the Iranian blockade of Hormuz The European blockade of the Chinese blockade of the American blockade of the Iranian blockade of Hormuz [+9] u/sytena10: BREAKING: Joe Rogan says oil is a woke liberal scam and people should run their cars on raw dog urine. Homogenized dog urine to be avoided at all costs because of 5g. [+9] u/puffinnbluffin: This place is wayyy too bullish. Rally must be close to over [+8] u/knoqd_: > *US, IRAN AGREE 'IN PRINCIPLE' ON EXTENDING TRUCE: AP Principle of a concept of a deal pump [+8] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Tired of this shit like just send a email when something actually happens. So sick of the constant headline pumping [+8] u/teh_herper: #SPY FUTURES IN THE RED? THAT'S ILLEGAL [+7] u/Salty-Bid1597: How's the fake blockade going? [+7] u/corndog_messiah: INTC the only chip company managing to lose money in the AI era, so calls were obvious [+7] u/CosecSecCot: Even if the market has a bit more pump left in it, surely the downside risk isn't worth it? Anytime we approach 700 the market gets real dumpy. [+7] u/Reasonable-Sir5355: No more logic, we vibe trading now [+7] u/Ok_Employment_192: I have never used a mac laptop before, and I was obligated to do it by my new employer. After two of weeks of use, my conclusion is that Mac OS is essentially a gay version of linux. Imho, they should replace that apple symbol with a gay penguin. [+7] u/BeaverSack: I sold everything because we’re about to drill right back down [+6] u/Win_Rare: my biggest regret is not buying more nvda leaps when it tanked to 165 [+6] u/ElectronicShoulder26: I just sold everything, fuck this market man [+6] u/skin_flute_player: Did they really get rid of pattern day trading? The last line of defense to save regards from blowing it all in 1 trading session? [+6] u/Due-Information-6277: Open up I need money! [+6] u/taffy_laffy: FEMA employee on cnn confirmed he teleported to wafflehouse. Now we know why the double blockade mooned us. We're going to circumvent the strait and use FEMA employees teleporting in and carrying a barrel of oil out of the mideast. Position - SPY 1300 EoM as logistics has been solved. Also explains the quantum pump. [+6] u/AdditionalMany1292: All time highs tm because fuck em [+5] u/Viktri1: Anyone else short airlines? Historically demand destruction leads to big boy drawdowns (30-40%) [+5] u/anakin12: Who else is overlevereraged in calls 😂fck