Daily Discussion Thread for April 10, 2026

[+25] u/UnivalveX: we're up a cool +8% in 7 days lmao [+21] u/OSRSkarma: https://preview.redd.it/7xgp3haakcug1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=825834c6a0612b199dc5ed638c4df56ff08c03e1 [+21] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Markets bullish for no reason lol [+18] u/steelejt7: day two of ignoring the oil crisis ‘till it goes away [+17] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: POTUS making essay long delusional rants on his own social media platform about his "enemies", oil crisis, gas over $4 national average, over 50% of data centers cancelled this year SPY: Yeah we're going to ATH for reasons [+16] u/Loperenco: No positive news, oil high as ever, ceasefire fragile Market pumping ✅️✅️✅️ [+13] u/Individual_Error_428: How the fuck is this shit green? [+13] u/tonyaustin6: An entire civilization will be wiped out. Sike. He said that shit [+12] u/Street-Badger: First World War ever to occur exclusively on weekends.  This is what you get when the defense secretary is a reservist I guess. [+12] u/Late_Company6926: Let’s be honest, you’d rather be driven around by a robot. No offense to the Uber drivers who think they’re an asset [+11] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Those idiots prolly still posting in the old thread lmao [+11] u/Treverer: I start to doubt if my trading gains weigh up for the mental cost of having to check 🥭 tweets every hours. Especially since my gains are negative so far [+11] u/tika_dengu: Oil to $300 is not a meme [+11] u/saintmitchy: SNDK is way too fucking high. Time for me to correct it with some call options [+11] u/WombatShwambat: If I have to read ‘easing Middle East tension’ immediately followed up by a blown up city one more time I swear [+10] u/justaddcatalyst: 🥭 if shitting your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis [+10] u/tika_dengu: Cash gang hanging on to their $100 for a favorable entry [+9] u/volckerwasright: Somewhere out there is man with triple digit cost basis on SLV and USO [+9] u/No-Put2311: CPI just has to be cooked to a 2am McDonald’s cheeseburger level for us to moon. Don’t need nothing too fancy lads [+9] u/Standard_Narwhal4213: Cant wait to see oil at 200/barrel in the next month [+9] u/No-Put2311: Guys can we at least pretend to be bearish [+9] u/yaboyay: Complete bol dominance in here? All berish comments getting downvoted? Puts it is. [+8] u/Cheeseheroplopcake: Bol euphoria is getting pretty heady Prepare the short ladders [+8] u/hayleybts: Bruh this is getting too easy now, they will pull the rug [+8] u/HuckleberryFit4084: It’s mad bullish up in here [+8] u/FartPolluter: Iran should have some holding company for whoever runs the Hormuz toll booth and publicly list the ADR in America. [+8] u/wenxuan2: Market took 1 week to erase 1 month worth of red. Totally normal [+8] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Are any of u cunts even actually real [+8] u/Kickboy21: I sold NBIS, NFLX, META near the bottom right before they ripped. Im now holding MSFT but not making the same mistake which means it will be flat for months [+8] u/Liquidtears: Are we gonna fucking ATH? [+8] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Imagine not wanting a market crash so all these boomers who fucked us over and told us "pull yourselves up by your boot straps" have to go back to work cause their 401k's got incinerated [+7] u/pleasestoptalkin: Telling my coworkers “AI is a fad” to ragebait them [+7] u/Jacobpapi: Remember to drink your coffee strong and black [+7] u/jatomozem: Iran still using toll booth, yet S&P500 go up and oil stay below $100. Interesting. [+7] u/extrabigbrain: NASA sent Artemis to moon with a defective heat shield wut 🧠 [+7] u/guzzledglizzy: Well would you look at that, ber r fuk [+7] u/wenxuan2: Artemis 2 going to the moon was the sign of market bottom. Its literally their mission [+7] u/Jcwrc: Today's headline of #1 finance newspaper in Finland: Walls Streets moves into ape market. [+7] u/poopy_wizard132: Bearish News = Bullish Market What part of this don't you understand? [+7] u/HolyBubbiDiver: Is it a bad omen, the bull in my neighbourghs field just mounted the fence post instead of the fake pussy cow? [+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: Petition to allow up to 12 bears pass through into WSB per day. No tolls charged due to war reparations [+7] u/jerm2z: The algorithm for r/popular is so trash, I guess I'll just stay in this thread all day I was gonna do that anyway, but still [+6] u/TheRootOfMostEvil: Do we all get the same charts or are mine designed perfectly to fuck me everytime? [+6] u/ThermalChaser: Numbers come out at 830? [+6] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Fucking hell this thread smells **FRESH** and **CHRISPY** [+6] u/MaryJane3010: I feel itchy trying to sleep, woke up 30 mins previously and just felt itchy [+6] u/TopTrey9: First CPI print since oil started it’s ascent 🤔 [+6] u/N3XUSBLAZ3R: Bers doubling down for today because they lost yesterday 🤣.. i am ber [+6] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Gonna go half cash, went bullish again so I feel like I’m gonna get rugged [+6] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: U know Barack’s commentating nature docos? Shits pretty lit actually [+6] u/HolographicHeart: SPY is really going to hit ATH in a week with oil at >$125 a barrel. Can't compete with the billionaire circlejerk. [+6] u/hayleybts: I used to be a bol when I started but not sure what happened along the way [+6] u/yyn1999: WE DONT CARE ABOUT CPI, MPI, GPI ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS GPU AND CPU [+5] u/OptionsHuduga: This whole place sucks [+5] u/Round_Context_146: my SPY 690 call about to PRINT! [+5] u/zanimny17: Israel just declared there's no ceasefire in Lebanon and they will continue attacks. Oil to the moon... [+5] u/UnivalveX: imagine how much more we're gonna pump when the strait rereopens [+5] u/Massive-Assistant387: I think retail got FUCKED with a capital F in this market. They are holding cash or waiting for the next paycheck. I hope we get a break soon [+5] u/Temporary-Equal-774: The talk this weekend will result in a framework for extended negotiations and market will up next monday [+5] u/Effective-Bell5574: Is Sandisk ever going to have a day where it’s not just Shrek dick parabolic? I could easily turn it red by buying calls😏 [+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Another red day incoming for MSFT [+5] u/AbjectProcedure3589: This shits going red, fuck da bulls [+5] u/HarrysHairynuts: Can’t wait for taco to say some fucked shit at 8pm tonight and plummet the markets for Monday [+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Do we have to be nice to bers now they are an endangered species or nah ? [+5] u/TyroneSwoopes: Sending Vance to the peace talks feels like a set up to me. Can’t remember the last time anything involving that dude didn’t have a negative outcome. Be careful bols don’t get caught full port calls when 🥭 pulls the rug on the peace talks. [+5] u/orsomeshitidk: We’re up over 27% on the one year and everything is objectively worse than one year ago in like every conceivable way lmao. This outlaw shit is getting out of hand. [+5] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Literally every regard here is bullish so this is the most obvious put day of all time. 675s at open [+5] u/Pauldoc001: 🥭vs all the other fruit in the world [+5] u/illinformed-will: AXTI +1500% in 6 months Bruh [+5] u/TotalInstruction: The Strait is still closed, Iran is still bombing, and the bulls are like “hyuk we won calls on everything!” Your tears will be sublime. [+5] u/puts_every_day: Hey! No crying in the casino. [+52] u/financiallythriving: Happy Friday everyone, I hope your coffee is delicious and your work day is short [+39] u/Moepenmoes: Why do i always return to this god forsaken place [+36] u/followedbymeteor: 1. Start pointless war with iran, fuck the oil market up 2. Capitulate to Iran and give them most of what they want, don't fix the oil market 3. ?????? 4. SPY all time highs [+27] u/LasyKuuga: I remember googling what the best color of a lambo would be. Now I’m asking ChatGPT how to qualify for food stamps😞 [+26] u/FinePerformance1046: FOMO is intense, WSB is aggressively bollish, CPI data will be bad, fake ceasefires everywhere, strait closed. So calls [+23] u/fredditf: CPI (MoM) (Mar) 0.9% vs 1.0% EST Core CPI (MoM) (Mar) 0.2% vs 0.3% EST CPI (YoY) (Mar) 3.3% vs 3.4% EST Core CPI (YoY) (Mar) 2.6% vs 2.7% EST [+22] u/PopularCut4124: I didn’t realize the longer Hormuz is closed that oil starts to go down very cool [+20] u/ReversalTheory: US MARCH CONSUMER PRICES RISE 0.9% M/M EST. +0.9% US MARCH CONSUMER PRICES RISE 3.3% Y/Y EST. +3.3% US MARCH CORE CPI RISES 0.2% M/M EST. +0.3% US MARCH CORE CPI RISES 2.6% Y/Y EST. +2.7% Lol bears [+19] u/boringfantasy: Markets still acting like Biden is gonna be President again by tomorrow [+19] u/MikeyS2k: They rigged CPI numbers SURPRISE [+18] u/Erieztoys: Another Friday in the simulation. [+18] u/Fineous40: Market won’t crash until you sell your puts. [+18] u/barkwoofgrrr: Who the fuck is believing these cpi numbers when gas went up by 50% [+17] u/cashflow_: Good morning you handsome bastards [+17] u/Ok_GAINZ: i'm not even bearish and i feel for the bears. not even a glimmer of hope overnight. losing is one thing, but losing in a straight line is the worst. we've all been there. [+17] u/aa73gc: So if numbers bad, up 1%. If numbers good, up 2-2.5%, that's how it goes now right? [+16] u/OsamaBagHolding: Phewwww, don't have to worry about taxes.next year! [+16] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Welp....time to exit my short position for a 70% loss and become a bol again.... [+15] u/netflix-ceo: “Hopefully the talks ad Vance today” JD Vance [+15] u/arbitraryBlue: Don't be fooled and logical, this shit gonna pump. Plan accordingly [+15] u/TrickyDickCheney: Highest inflation reading in 4 years. Pump it. [+14] u/Marshmallowmind2: It's impossible to keep the Strait of Hormuz open by force; there are so many inlets and caves that Iran only has to hide one missile and maintain the threat of an attack, that's all you need for insurers to make it unaffordable for ships to travel. Iran doesn’t need its navy, it just needs its coast. [+14] u/MikeyS2k: If CPI doesnt come in hot market is rigged [+14] u/BlackKnightsOptions: CPI is going to match estimates on everything. Trump probably has a troop of ICE agents "keeping them safe" at the BLS lol [+14] u/RansomeRandom: There's some fuckery afoot [+14] u/ayashifx55: Having a war deal : stock market up 3% ………. Oh wait, it was a lie, No deal yet : market up 0.1% LOL [+14] u/gavbot_1213: Is everyone really under the impression Microsoft will miraculously rebound [+14] u/whitehypeman: Cooked numbers confirmed, clown market [+13] u/jlw993: Back to trading like there's no war, strait is open, oil is $70 a barrel, inflation is going down and potential rate cuts 😃 [+13] u/marawki: Today’s news: CPI better then expected, but.. it was already estimated in such a way that anything close to it is great and bullish [+13] u/confused_teabagger: **Prediction: Whatever the CPI percent is, is also the amount SPY will rally.** ^^This ^^is ^^how ^^the ^^market ^^works ^^now [+13] u/-Wisefool69-: High likelihood of blowing my account today [+13] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: Bears furious they have to put off buying that new fedora another week [+13] u/ReferenceFunny7142: a pimento cheese sandwich at the Masters is only like $5. There is no inflation !! [+13] u/pussinbuuts: just like anthropic mythos, I too claim that my pp is too powerful to be released to the public [+13] u/arbitraryBlue: People say mango is playing 4D chess, they never said he was good at it however [+13] u/likefenixx: If we are going green after cpi I will not be surprised [+13] u/gavbot_1213: It’s too obvious the CPI will be cooked and rationally we’d tank on the numbers. We are fucked and it’ll be a +2% day. [+13] u/S-Club-Party: Bears rotating out of “cpi will crash the market” and into to “cpi is fake” [+13] u/tristis_veritas: 3.3% is the fake number. Imagine how bad real inflation is. [+13] u/bigboybigbat: I gotta give it to the bulls. They are right. If you know it’s rigged why would you bet against it [+12] u/Bernardhops2: ONLY paid 75$ to fill up my little Honda this morning, I was expecting it to be over 100$ the way y’all are talking. Calls it is. [+12] u/Significant_Speed854: CPI - Cooked & Priced In [+12] u/plugwalls: Stop posting fake numbers guys I’m trying to find out the actual fake numbers [+12] u/SpyBagholder: Glad I stayed out of options and just bought stock who the fuck even knows where this market is going now. CPI = cooked to fuck Iran = maybe a ceasefire Bers = asshole destroyed [+11] u/throwawaythingu: "Hezbollah continues to target northern Israel with drones and missiles" - al jazeera market about to be green asf somehow [+11] u/Flat-Focus7966: Some people realizing that you can be wrong 5 days in a row.... [+11] u/ballzstreetwets: That AI thing is not gonna end well 😐 [+11] u/Saltysunbro: When you decide to take profits expecting Thursday and Friday dump but the market keeps pumping. [+11] u/BLADIBERD: SPY will genuinely never have a red day again will it? Wow [+11] u/sck178: You've heard of looks-maxing, but have you heard of loss-maxing? It's a thing that I, a stubborn bear, will be implementing to maximize my losses. [+11] u/Senior_Professional4: If they release fake cpi and spy pumps 3% it would be the funniest ath [+11] u/whitehypeman: Spoilers: Cpi in line with expectations, chef's kiss. [+11] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Market pump off bad cpi book it! [+11] u/whitehypeman: Clearly, gas and oil prices are up only around 3% over the last month, nothing to see here (furiously cooking and shredding in the background) [+10] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Microslop didn’t even wait for the market to open before dumping. [+10] u/Th4tR4nd0mGuy: We roll our eyes at Gen Z laughing at 6-7 yet I distinctly remember finding deep fried moth memes funny. Turns out every generation is retarded in their own way. [+10] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Die microslop dieeee [+10] u/Big-Quote4483: Lols theres no words to describe the fuckign anger i have towards that fuckign MSFT pos. it ruined me both finanacially and mentally. like i know this shit is gonna go to 200 soon but im just coping rn [+10] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Hello 680 my old friend. I've come to chat with you again. [+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: the CPI numbers will be cooked the same way an French Michelin star chef cooks boeuf bourguignon [+10] u/HomeMadeToast: If you really think about it all of this is fake [+10] u/delicious_oppai: LOL cooked as fuck. Expected tbh [+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: wtf they didn’t account the increase in gas prices wtf is this [+10] u/claytondpark: Even algos know CPI was cooked [+10] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Food up 0% not suspicious at all [+10] u/Subject-Narwhal-2926: You're seriously telling me the capital of an Islamic terror state is called Islam-a-bad? Fuckin programmers of this simulation are lazy shit shit [+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: I remember I used to have a heart attack checking my options in the morning then I stopped playing options and I can sleep well now [+9] u/trsx5: MSFT IS A TRASH STOCK HOLY SHIT OBVIOUSLY THE MARKET IS SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS POS. [+9] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: Do you really thinks these gains are going to hold on a Friday? [+9] u/BFox1982: CPI comes in at 8.2. SPY moons to 725. [+9] u/Retaining-Wall: https://preview.redd.it/3q8yyewgqcug1.png?width=936&format=png&auto=webp&s=516a0284e87038d70b2cb7b739984a96402022a8 [+9] u/Joysorry: Lemme get this straight, things might seem bad, but since they aren’t as bad as they could have been, market pumps? Does that mean Middle East is already priced in? I think the only way it doesn’t pump or stay flat is some other outside issue we’re not focused on [+9] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Israel’s Middle East dominance priced in [+9] u/Level_Counter3062: Cook the CPI!!! I need medium rare plz!!!! [+9] u/ten7four: Hoping for another "ceasefire talks are going well" tweet so I can buy the USO dip [+9] u/Me-Regarded: ...and ber are finished [+9] u/Intelligent-Claim193: Imagine your reason on getting packed up is because 🥭 and his friends wanted a pump and dump [+9] u/Similar-Turnip2482: No pinned post for cpi numbers? [+9] u/confused_teabagger: Are they just leaning in on the "we will back-adjust numbers later" now for CPI and unemployment? [+9] u/Most-Crazy2353: Sure bro. Those CPI numbers are about as real as the ceasefire [+9] u/Senior_Professional4: ignoring the fact the war might not be over if you said 2 months ago there would be .9% cpi and spy was 680 youd be called crazy [+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: Is it normal to hear your neighbors taking a shit in an apartment? I thought it was weird but my realtor told me it was normal [+8] u/rumblegod: CPI will be cooler than expected which is calls huh [+8] u/peterpeer9: U.S. runs out of oil in 5 days btw [+8] u/Inevitable_Estate459: When do we get the CPI report? Not that it matters for the market at all but I want laugh about the cooked numbers. [+8] u/twostroke1: whole lot of mental gymnastics going on in here for a bunch of people throwing money on random number generators. [+8] u/Val44x: Last time spy was this price oil was 50% cheaper [+8] u/spectra444: The only thing that would make me happier than a green day would be if Robinhood would add a *hide prediction markets feature*. I want to see my 100% losses on my calls not be tempted to full port Rory Mcllroy at the Masters. I’m so tired of this shit [+8] u/D1finalboss: Release the CPI you crazy bastards! [+8] u/HaveTwoBananas: CPI is gonna be fake [+8] u/Ok-Art6659: My gaz tank disagree with those numbers [+8] u/Bpallstar95: Yeah fucking right CPI is cool [+8] u/ManBearPig_1983: Numbers don’t seem to match my bank statements 🤔 [+8] u/Calebsmoshh: These high gas prices don’t affect me. I’ll always put $20 in. That’s Dollar Cost Averaging 🧠 [+8] u/NazgulSandwich: I love that whenever there is a good that is actually spiking in price they just dont include in CPI because it would “distort the data” (not make it look good) [+8] u/tommyboy441: The fact that we are not even 3% off ATH with all this going on is completely bonkers [+7] u/Big-Quote4483: its not even funny how bad MSFT ruined me financially [+7] u/IncredibleTh0ughts: Still too beary in here - calls [+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: OPEN THE CASINO, I WANT TO SHORT INTEL AND LOSE MY MONEY [+7] u/VOO_bull_forever: # i am buying more at open. new ath is imminent [+7] u/vanceraa: You’re thinking the thread is too bullish. You buy puts. SPY pumps. You’re thinking puts look too obvious. You buy calls. SPY dumps. [+7] u/Appropriate-Gap-7799: Remember: The market can stay irrational longer than you can just put the fries in my ass. [+7] u/Next_Palpitation8401: sell me on an insane upside stock that will make me rich with 90k to play with [+7] u/HistoricalBus3773: Does anyone remember if the last CPI number came in hot? [+7] u/kawkface: WAKE UP IT'S CPI DAY U PSSY [+7] u/MichaelJamesBurry: You guys are alright remember to buy SNDK calls [+7] u/J_da_CPA: Iran diss track slaps Lmao [+7] u/Just_Learned_This: Should I get out of my leap puts? I obviously don't know what I'm doing. [+7] u/SAnderson1986: Hey guys. Is the war over? Is it save for cash gang to come back in? [+7] u/NoodHigga69: Renting an excavator and closing the strait myself. [+7] u/ScrambledEgggggs: Need CPI to blow up spy [+7] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Anthropic should vibe code a windows competitor, sick of this dogshit OS [+7] u/boringfantasy: lol bears. who gives a fuck about a distant war. pump it and forget the rest of the world. [+7] u/Melodic-Scheme8794: Fuck your calls dumbasses [+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: According to the market the war is not over. It has never happened [+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> CPI numbers come low \> Ignores Housing, Gas, Food prices rug-pull at market open incoming [+7] u/w33dw1zard420: Pretty sure they removed all metrics from CPI except the price of eggs [+7] u/trsx5: Think we go downsies today fellas. [+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: hey it’s me, theta gang 8 hrs from the future it’s a flat day so don’t even log in [+6] u/j__walla: Inflation report soon [+6] u/90sRiceWagon: Going to be a flat ah day [+6] u/teh_herper: #How fake do y'all think the numbers are gonna be today [+6] u/Erieztoys: I guess we had to invent Artificial Intelligence since Real Intelligence is at an all time low. [+6] u/Isometric_exercises: Calls... Because why not? [+6] u/BirdyPooPoo: Staring at the chart like it’s a velociraptor. The market fucking me on the up and downside. “Clever girl” [+6] u/Moepenmoes: Mr. Gorbachev, open the market! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this market! [+6] u/StonksInvesteur: does CPI really matter though when we won the war? [+6] u/HeavyArmsJin: **Tarot Card for the market of April 10, 2026** The Devil (Upright): *Both Bears and Bulls are fuck, exercise caution* [+6] u/Senior_Professional4: If I worked for the bls I’d put down 0.3% m/m and call it a day [+6] u/Senior_Professional4: spy up 28% on the 1y chart STOP THE COUNT [+6] u/Due-Information-6277: So there are no talks Saturday [+6] u/D1finalboss: Who is holding over the weekend and what are you holding besides your pp [+6] u/iDahves: Woke up, opened the thread, see internal field comment. Bad start to the day [+6] u/emilio369x: I’m sparking up for this CPI report [+6] u/TrollerCoasterWoo: Largest YoY increase in CPI since April 2024, let’s just go ahead and pretend we didn’t see that [+6] u/outhinking: Can't wait for uranium and Hezbollah to be discussed. [+6] u/Spezalt4: Highlights from next week 🥭 “I WILL END THE SUN” SPY 0.6% up [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Is there a prediction market bet if mods fk up daily thread 3 days in a row? [+6] u/BobsBurners420: It's a little too quiet this morning. Feels dumpy [+6] u/baconography: Remember guys, the first 5.5 moves are wrong. [+6] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: Are we really going to have a green Friday? [+6] u/Ok-ChildHooOd: TSLA should be $50 stock. [+6] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls. [+6] u/I_work_too_much: CPI just a basket of goods consisting of a single bottle of water and one egg or something. [+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Inflation high = Calls Inflation mid = Calls Inflation low = Calls [+6] u/rand_walking_charts: Fanstastic news! 1% was priced in, so 0.9% is super bullish 😂😂😂 [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Pornhub has the highest traffic the first 7 minutes after US market closes.  Especially the gay porn section.  Which makes sense why new daily threads have been late from the mods. [+6] u/CoolConfusion3606: Have bears considered that 7% inflation is bullish? [+5] u/confused_teabagger: Iran said 15 ships per day would be allowed, is that enough oil to justify bols irrational exuberance? anyone know what they equates to? [+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: Spy to 1000 fuck yea Go bulls full port on Calls [+5] u/Unlucky252: spy can’t keep getting away with this [+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine selling the dip and then SPY rips +7% in less than 2 weeks [+5] u/Diamond-Solo: Calling bullshit. Buying more puts at open, but with time in case this retardation persists for a bit. It is impossible for it not to correct significantly given the state of things. [+5] u/COBRA_DROGO: MSFT gonna dump at open isn’t it [+5] u/StrengthIsWeakness: Bears are to smart for us so they will wait until spy is 2000 before trying to short. [+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: our bers are waiting for the perfect price [+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Sandisk puts are so cheap rn wtf [+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Can you really say you've lived if you've never declared bankruptcy? [+5] u/Truthiskey2017: Dear old friend SPY 700 showing it face [+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: How is Pltr having such a bad day [+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: WEN CASINO OPENS IM GOING AFTER YOU NANA YOU CRAZY BASTARD [+5] u/kawkface: We're not gonna rally 3% from CPI lmao [+5] u/VOO_bull_forever: # some many bers got rekt in this MARCH fake sell off. EVERYONE knew it was a GREAT buying opportunity. [+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: 🥭 sending the only person with the actual power to impeach into the hornets nest is super susssssssy [+5] u/StonksInvesteur: pretty sure it will dump hard when I buy. I bought. [+5] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: CPI IS OFFICIALLY OUT RIGHT NOW [+5] u/gonebymidnite: Bears are functional retards. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS DUMPSTER. [+5] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes I feel like I need a permanent vacation [+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Welp I’m already knee deep in dead puts so let’s see cpi be bullish also [+5] u/Eur0stept: The market can stay liquid longer than you can stay rational [+5] u/whitehypeman: I'm looking forward to cooked numbers. Like being told that prices aren't higher when they obviously are, it's funny [+5] u/gavbot_1213: Also the good news is I’m already at max loss for positions expiring today so can only go up tbh. [+5] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Nice cooking! SPY 690 it is [+5] u/Intelligent-Claim193: Imagine your reason on losing your life is because 🥭 and his friends wanted a pump and dump this world man so cruel [+5] u/Elforas_Tero: Ber money is transitory [+5] u/RoyalFail6: With inflation rising this much month to month, I can’t wait for my COLA to come in to match 😃 [+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Bond market starting to yip [+5] u/FinePerformance1046: welp another green day [+5] u/Senior_Professional4: cpi data coming out on a friday doesnt count [+5] u/Dizzy_Requirement_18: Please be a bull trap omg [+5] u/sytena10: Completely implausible numbers [+5] u/zangor: (me waiting for a good day to sell my few puts that I bought as insurance) “I’ll just wait a bit. Surely it won’t go straight up from March 31st with absolutely no breaks.” [+5] u/RoyalFail6: At least egg prices have plummeted, the world runs on eggs 😤 [+5] u/hermeskino715: Was planning on watching Chef Ramsey videos to learn how to cook but it looks like I need to ask BLS instead because they make bullshit even taste good [+5] u/VisualMod: You already have a bet going - SPY to 688.24806 before 10-Apr-2026 03:36 PM -05 [+5] u/confused_teabagger: And it loves you wagie!!!! 🫶 Now give your port to your manipulating overlords. [+5] u/Miker1730: tell me you don"t understand economics without actually telling me you dont understand it [+35] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: Bears: correctly predicting data, world events, economic fallout; lose their money Bulls: shitting their pants, drooling, praying "maybe he'll tweet"; up 300% on fake news [+29] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: Strait of Hormuz earnings report MARCH CORE SHIPS PASSING 0.1%;: EST. +0.0% MARCH CORE OIL TRANSPORTS 0.1% Y/Y; EST. +0.0% ALGOS: MASSIVE BEAT. BULLISH ASF [+24] u/encore333: Its possible we could be living in completely fraudulent system [+20] u/Minute_Walk_6489: Inflation is high, oil price is high, and that means a good market uptrend. Economics is fake science in the end. [+19] u/wbradford00: So let me get this straight. Market ignored PCE yesterday and pumped on ceasefire hopium, today market cumming over CPI and ignoring further issues with ceasefire? [+17] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Market higher than when the war started, amazing work [+17] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Always remember: Bad news is priced in and good news is not. Hence we stay flat with bad news and pump 3% on good news [+16] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Market is so fake and gay that’s it probably calls at open, but fuck that I’m out till next week [+16] u/kim82352: > 6pm in Pakistan. The US side showed up (or is showing up), but Iran is currently refusing to participate under the present conditions. [+15] u/Bonkers119: Every economic indicator is screaming we’re so screwed, but the market does not care lol. [+15] u/DOKTANO: Mayor Pete CCCOOOKKKKKKIIINNNGGG this old dude on CNBC. [+15] u/LeagueofData: I'lll hold my spy puts until the bitter end. [+15] u/WillingCommittee: Game over for me and my puts. [+14] u/GalacticNecterine: “Stocks soar on news of massive inflation and failing economy” [+14] u/Unhedged-Fund: pump at open followed by a dump into the weekend [+14] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: CPI beat estimates! (Ignore the fact it's still like a percent higher than last month) [+14] u/legbreaker: A 0.9% monthly inflation rate compounds to an annualized rate of over 11%. Buy gold and crypto. Hyperinflation incoming. [+14] u/Iunatic: How many of you are Actually Indians? I made a joke on a wsb post and got brigaded as if I was in r/Delhi LMAO [+14] u/mrsweettreats: 🥭 gonna announce he recruited aqua man or the deep to clear mines just to prop this shit box up [+14] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Buls putting their financial livelihoods on JD Vance... smh [+14] u/sloanemonroe: Strait has been closed for 7 weeks now. The “experts” were saying that if it wasn’t open two weeks ago there would be SERIOUS consequences. Now it’s not even an issue anymore. Pretty amazing [+14] u/PhotoSpheres: I can’t believe the market fully recovered based on some 2 week ceasefire. wtf is this [+13] u/PostFactTruths: Fake CPI and cease fire. Real SPY 700 soon 🤷 [+13] u/NervousChemistry7401: Joe Kernan is insufferable. [+13] u/fire_alarmist: Why is this place so overrun with bull bot gaslighting comments these days, legit cant stand this place anymore. Between them and the sportsbetters you lose your grip with reality every time you refresh the page. [+13] u/Club-Loud: Bers today: it's entirely possible we're in fraudulent system 🚬🧸🍷 [+13] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: This is going higher. Sorry bears. [+13] u/WrexyWrex: ⚠️The surge in CPI inflation: in the top 10 largest one-month surge since the 1970s [+13] u/bigmeatbag: Did Intel discover how to make CPU's piss oil or something? [+13] u/Ok-Piano8789: >\*HASSETT: HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS 2 more months would be basically equivalent of covid lol [+13] u/BadBoyBilbo: Sure, inflation is ~1.3% above our target, but we *expected* it to be ~1.4% above our target, so this is an absolute win. [+12] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: First move is fake. Today is the rug. [+12] u/bandersnatch_97: Maybe once everyone is bullish they will dump. Fellow bears, time to pretend! [+12] u/SadDevelopment3049: You thought CPI mattered? Hahahahaha [+12] u/Invisible_Pony: I've calculated CPI excluding all goods and it's +0.00%! Pump the markets! [+12] u/iridicpeony: highest inflation in nearly two years? PAMP IT [+12] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Hello everybody and welcome to the financial markets, where the numbers are made up and fundamentals dont matter! Let's start today's show! [+12] u/jiggolo420: Getting banned in any other subreddit : 😎 Getting Banned from WSB: 😢 [+12] u/dabblesest: America can lose a war and bounce back in less than a week. Makes me damn patriotic! [+12] u/old-cow666: I used to be so conservative about my money, until I joined WSB. I need help [+12] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers sound stupid Bols make money [+11] u/Equivalent-Quail138: The new CPI calculation program:   cpi_actual = cpi_est - 0.1.  Actually, that just seems to be every metric they report [+11] u/looool_k_libtard: LMAO they can’t even fake the CPI numbers to say at expectations. Had to be lower even though everything’s expensive as fuck while gas hit $4 nationwide. [+11] u/No_Fig_7835: Who would’ve thought high oil prices and war would be so bullish! Better not have peace again [+11] u/Jesoo_: setting stop losses and removing them just to fuck with MMs [+11] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: feels like something is going to happen over the weekend to make us dump so im buying calls for monday [+11] u/No_Stand5622: Whoever report bad CPI go straight to jail [+11] u/ninjiple: https://preview.redd.it/3pkjig8q9dug1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d658f10cde9913be84b92db8a7f9dd07bd68fc09 [+11] u/Emc79: I would like to speak to the person who last week spoke here about how shorting Intel basically was free money. I would like to know when the free money is coming. [+11] u/kal14144: I don’t need a justification. I bet on line going up not on line being right to go up [+11] u/PassiveF1st: But gas prices have doubled. Yeah, makes total sense. [+10] u/Unhedged-Fund: "largely softer-than-expected CPI report" ?? We went from over pessimistic to over optimistic. I'm a bull, but Israel is still striking Lebanon, Hormuz is still not open, inflation risks are high. Opening some shorts on SPX here [+10] u/browsk: I love this dude on CNBC “what are we doing!?” [+10] u/TraditionalPhone3992: If fake CPI numbers make your calls pay out, do you really care that they’re fake? NO [+10] u/stonetrade: Why can’t I find a relationship that’s resilient and strong and optimistic like this stupid ass market. [+10] u/browsk: It still blows my mind how people only now start waking up cause gas prices, like seriously after all the inflation for everything else, how is gas going up a dollar what sends you over. Such simple people [+10] u/mrsweettreats: What do you think Pete Hegseths favorite bomb is? Jager or Irish Car? [+10] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Had a dream that my puts printed. Alas, like Rome, it vanished with but a whisper. [+10] u/btoned: This market has conditioned everyone to just BTFD that a true crash is going to create millionaires and slaves lmao. [+10] u/apurimac777: I hate it when im up really fucking early and have to wait hours for the fucking casino to open [+10] u/Shoganai_Hito: Not even Allah himself can stop the momentum of SPY at this point. Praise be to All-a-you bulls! [+10] u/sungurse: Market near ATH and I am still down YTD and even the month, what am I even doing and why am I here [+10] u/kodaksdad2020: This has been the easiest two weeks of trading in market history If you weren’t a retarded bear telling yourself youre smarter than everyone [+10] u/old-cow666: Guys my $2500 in puts are expiring Monday , let’s hope my last 1k in calls today get me back on the map. [+10] u/Soffatjockis: Inflation up, but it is "as expected" so naturally we go up. Clown market. [+10] u/Powerful-Ad4836: Cramer says it's overbought. RIP Bers [+10] u/ImAnonymous135: Oh wow we might reach an all time high if all this bad news keeps pouring in [+10] u/MasterElite1: >Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT' Buy gold [+9] u/Pikachumon25: Its Mango season you all. Prices almost doubled where i live [+9] u/No-Improvement3164: Everything is fake and as expected [+9] u/9tacos: Top tier gaslighting with this cook 😏 [+9] u/No-Improvement3164: Not even a dip to buy. 😂 [+9] u/WrexyWrex: Both Citadel and JPM noting a change in the behavior of Retail over the past month... "Today’s relief rally brings confirmation that the shift in retail behavior that we have observed over the past month is persisting: retail moved from ‘buying the dip’ (e.g. this time last year), to now skipping the dips, selling into rallies, and positioning more defensively, report. Overall, retail activity remained extremely subdued this week, driven by net selling in single stocks and weak ETF purchases. Even more so today, despite oil posting its largest decline since 2020 and VIX breaking below 20, intraday retail flows showed no signs of strengthening." (JPM) "The most notable change has been a decisive rotation into puts. Over the past two weeks, total retail put activity has surged to the 99th percentile relative to all other 10-day trading periods since the start of 2020. Call activity has simultaneously fallen into the 70th percentile (in just the 13th percentile versus the past 1 year). This divergence culminated in a rare inflection point on April 2nd, when more puts than calls were traded by retail at Citadel Securities – only the sixth such occurrence in the history of our platform." (Citadel) [+9] u/Dat-Boi-6122: LITERALLY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG, BUY BUY BUY BITCHES! [+9] u/patelchief90: joe kernan is piece of shit 🥭 ass kisser [+9] u/bronzewhale: Inflation rising bullish? [+9] u/AwkwardNovel7: lol we pumping hard af [+9] u/MissMatriarch: What do we think people? Launch to the 685-690, just because it apparently can in these circumstances? [+9] u/MuchAd3474: ive been wrong 5 times, surely a 6th will be the right move XD [+9] u/Bam2458: Joe Kernen is a child lol [+9] u/Blue_Moon_City: crude oil climbing again a little bit. Today might be flat just like our earth [+9] u/supercrossed: THE MARKET IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO CRASH (I have been saying this since 2011) Friends, regards, fellow degenerates. I come to you today with a URGENT WARNING that I have been issuing every single Friday for thirteen years. The crash is coming. I can feel it in my knees. My knees have never been wrong, except for the 47 previous times they were wrong, but THIS time the data is different. My indicators are flashing red. Which indicators? All of them. I invented most of them. One is called the “Reverse Fibonacci Haunting” and another is the “Double Inverse Dong Formation” on the 4-hour chart. A third one is just a feeling I get when I eat bad sushi. Collectively they are screaming PUTS. The yield curve has been inverted for so long it forgot what normal looks like, just like me. The VIX is elevated. The VIX is low. The VIX exists. ALL of these are bearish signals depending on which screenshot I choose to post. Meanwhile on the other side of the table we have Craig. Craig has been buying calls since the S&P was at 800. Craig is not smart. Craig is not analytical. Craig has the financial literacy of a golden retriever and the golden retriever has done better than both of us. Craig doesn’t know what a P/E ratio is. Craig calls it the “profit number.” Craig is up 900%. I hate Craig so much. I have a 47-slide PowerPoint explaining why we are in a dead cat bounce inside a bear flag inside a head-and-shoulders pattern inside a larger dead cat bounce. My wife has seen this PowerPoint four times. She left after the third. The market went up 22% that year. She is now dating Craig. In conclusion: Puts. Always puts. The house always wins except when it doesn’t and I will be here to remind you I called it the one time it goes down, conveniently forgetting the 300 times I was early, which is just a fancy word for wrong. I am not a financial advisor. I am something much worse. 🐻📉🎰🩸 [+9] u/SaveTheAles: I mean at this point are they just coping the expected CPI numbers? Last month was exactly the same this month they wised up and changed 0.1 difference. [+9] u/SnickersTheDog: Today is my first time investing - is this war thing impacting the markets at all? I am going to fill up my portfolio with all the good stocks this morning. [+9] u/ProudPeak3570: we may never be red again [+9] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: I wish my bank believed my lies like the market believes 🥭 [+9] u/GoZukkYourself: If we don't get an 8th straight day of green, it will be because of crime. [+9] u/No-Improvement3164: Easter Sunday F-Bombs are the most Bullish thing I’ve ever seen. [+9] u/Fhyzikz: 3 mins til ber gaped for 8th day in a row. Red days declared "subversive" by admin and punishable by Freedom Camps [+9] u/Czyzzle: I won't pay for a $7 Starbucks coffee because it's too expensive but I'll throw away $1,000 on ODE like it's a necessary [+9] u/victoryboiiTCG: CPI above 3% after years of elevated inflation is actually terrible [+9] u/ninjiple: BREAKING: Inflation just rose the most in four years in March. Skyrocketing gas prices led to consumer prices rising 3.3% in March from the year before. The March rise is gas prices was the biggest one month jump in gas prices in sixty years, according to @apnews. [+9] u/optimaltimemism: They said Straight of Hormuz was open the other day. Now, It will reopen in two months. When the twin towers go hit, the whole world watched on TV. They stopped school to show us. BEcause they wanted us to know. Now, nothing is shown becaue they don't want us to know. None of it really matters except to affect how we live and pay for shit. This is so stupid. I'm stupid. [+9] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: 100 Chinese ships around Taiwan this morning, double the normal amount.  But Xi just met with the KMT / China leaning opposition leader there, and emphasized peaceful reunification under 1992 framework  So, meh [+9] u/Necessary-Lychee-486: This is fucking delusional [+8] u/OkResponsibility2470: Just remember your position is 1 tweet away from being obliterated [+8] u/cryptoguy66: Can’t wait to see the Oval Office fireworks if the Fed decides to hike [+8] u/abridges: Costs more to live? We’ll rally to that! 🍻 [+8] u/sushilee123: Yall boys believe the numbers? [+8] u/MaybeYesMayb: Talks over the weekend will not go well [+8] u/zuziannka: SPY going to 686 today pin this. [+8] u/Paul_Robert_: $681? Damn. Just a few weeks earlier, we were at $630. What a rollercoaster of emotions [+8] u/spacemoses: I plan on being insolvent longer than this shit will stay irrational. [+8] u/SnickersTheDog: How long could this go on? 20 green days? 30? [+8] u/toost1cky: If you take out goods and services inflation aint too bad [+8] u/PsychoSynthesizer: Kernan is a disgrace to journalism. And the bar is not set particularly high [+8] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: I wake up -> market is a a psy op -> I lose money. [+8] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: CPI numbers good. Pamp it. [+8] u/AdExtension3875: be fearfull when others are reggards [+8] u/WrexyWrex: On a 3-month annualized basis, core PCE inflation increased +4.43% in February [+8] u/moazzam0: Don't think the market understands the inflation that's about to hit the economy and how that'll impact AI economics [+8] u/WillTheGreat: It’s Friday, he gonna cancel talks cause straits not open [+8] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: I had a 3000$ margin call on Robinhood that closed my account 2 years ago. No collections or anything. I think they forgot. 🥵 [+8] u/kakacha: The market assumes CPI will drop after a permanent ceasefire deal is put into place (which it assumes it will happen this weekend) so we’re going to be green going into close. When talks inevitably stall or fail (what will actually happen this weekend) it’s going to tank again next week when bombs start falling. TLDR; sell calls at close, hold puts through the weekend. [+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Does the CPI include stock purchases [+8] u/Super-Solution-2627: Gonna be a nice pump at open to 685 [+8] u/daedalus_dance: That immediate rejection on futes at 6885 makes me feel queasy. [+8] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: Whelp its Friday, so now I guess we wait until market close to see what kind of fucked up immoral and unbecoming shit our president will throw out there at market close for us to chew on over the weekend. [+8] u/Fun-Heron-8123: Why don’t they just project way higher than the stats will actually be so we always beat and go up infinitely? [+8] u/HARCYB-throwaway: Another fake drop this morning, then rally into close just like yesterday. Sorry bears, feel free to load up and get screwed again [+8] u/Schmidtys: do any of us actually care about the money or it’s just a video game level up [+8] u/kim82352: > Iranian state media and officials have denied that any delegation has been sent or will be sent right now. They say talks will not happen while Israeli strikes on Lebanon continue. Iran is calling some reports “false” and “misinformation.” [+8] u/drcornwallis23: Being a bear is so painful [+8] u/MasterElite1: >Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT' Resetting your dollars purchasing power [+8] u/Schmidtys: truth social exists to tell lies [+8] u/Roxorek: NBIS +45% in a week, knocking on ATHs what a beast [+8] u/voidedhip: I’m so tired boss.. fuck this gey market fuck our prezzie, fuck war, fuck inflation, and most importantly FUCK YOU [+8] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: I want it dump not only because it serves my own self interest, but it’s way more fun in here when the world burns. [+8] u/johnnylovelace: If spy hits 400 next week I’ll kiss my dad on the lips [+7] u/MadHat0815: HASSETT: “HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS” [https://breakingthenews.net/Article/Hassett:-US-has-backup-plans-for-opening-Hormuz/66046449](https://breakingthenews.net/Article/Hassett:-US-has-backup-plans-for-opening-Hormuz/66046449) Bro is regarded... By that time ALL global supply chains will be cooked. The 1973 oil embargo lasted about five months, and it removed roughly 7% of global supply at the time. The closure of the Strait of Hormuz now disrupts roughly 20% of global oil flows! [+7] u/Enjzey: i smell something wrong, cant be winning non stop like this [+7] u/FlatwormBig5514: We setting high expectations for CPI now, like how we deliberately set low expectations for earnings so companies "beat" them, so CPI still comes in lower than expected even though it's high af still? [+7] u/xavras_wyzryn: The inflation RISES to 3,3%, 0,1% below expectation - GOOD NEWS! PAMP THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MARKET! Sure. [+7] u/Rosebunse: I know we have been saying this for weeks, but something bad has happened, it just hasn't hit us all yet. The paranoia is justified [+7] u/deathlyharry: if i buy a sandisk USB drive on Amazon right now its basically the same thing as owning a piece of the stock [+7] u/GoZukkYourself: SPY beat earnings!!!! [+7] u/ratbaby86: I just close my eyes and push buttons at this point bc why would it be any better to read the news [+7] u/Les7X: Bers you don't get it: if living gets more expensive, just buy more stocks and make more money, it's the only way. That's why stocks can only go up in the long run [+7] u/Unusual-Exercise-462: do we think spy finishes around 685 today? [+7] u/Prestigious_Ad3896: Doesn’t high consumer spending increase rates? So if yall think it’s cooked that would go against trumps motives to reduce interest rates unless yall just chat shit and complain just to chat shit and complain [+7] u/LiveMotivation: Pre market green. Good for bears [+7] u/Coloradospruce33: When META hits $700 I’m buying all the Bears all the Shake Weights they can handle [+7] u/uncsucks: Puts until I'm destitute (will be soon) [+7] u/theinquisition: I can acknowledge spy is just going to do whatever the fuck it wants, but the strait is still closed. How are oil stocks going DOWN? [+7] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Don’t buy anything so this moves. [+7] u/Mycologist-Active: We have to protect our gays from inflation! [+7] u/Alternative_Rule6208: We gonna have a new datapoint for future bears, where market can make ATH's with low volume when everyone was expecting a big crash lol. [+7] u/punxphil27: Guess im selling today… Cramer just said the bull run is over and its time to switch to cash [+7] u/Harp-Note: I was busy all morning. Looking at the chart, guess bears are depressed now? [+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Happy fuckin’ Friday you crazy wsb bastards! Praise be to the 0dte [+7] u/weewoowewoooo: This market is controlled by the government and always has been and anyone who’s thought otherwise is a regard lmfao [+7] u/myironlung6: WH Sr. Adviser Hassett: Hormuz can be opened within two months, we have backup plans for opening hormuz. LMAO [+7] u/DCrebuilds: Need tesla to continue collapsing [+7] u/Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie: Im a ber. I'm buying ODTE calls today. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO [+7] u/Burtonwurton: Fuck cant believe I paper handed AMZN yesterday and held gay ass MSFT. [+7] u/DuAbUiSai: Msoft is the new Money Destroyer. [+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “Hormuz can be opened in two months. 10% traffic is totally normal, guys” I swear Hassett loves chaos [+7] u/Inc0gnit0X: 685 today..since monday peace agreement will be public [+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: So Core CPI, which is the one that matters, was lower than expected?? lol [+6] u/No_Current3675: Dawg, how does any of this make any fucking sense? [+6] u/spaurake: Me thinka the gov ppl working on cpi and nfp are like masterchef material for the exquisite cooking performance [+6] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: Anybody here trade with TA or is it all vibes? [+6] u/_Netgirth: One of these days MSFT will have a +1% day and hold. It will be after my calls expire but still it will happen [+6] u/Cold_Distribution273: Oil futes still 100, forget about the physical price. [+6] u/Meamigoyo: Not sure if I should sell my spy calls at open [+6] u/deathlyharry: please, no questions will be answered. thank you. file out. [+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Since numbers beat expectations I guess ATH is today? [+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers are gone, and already forgotten. [+6] u/hv876: 3.3% inflation? *laughs in Oil* [+6] u/csr8765: The over/under for how fast MSFT goes red after the bell is set at 8 seconds [+6] u/CPA-hole: Incoming rate hikes and the market is flat [+6] u/mks_csw: inflation does not matter. you dont need to buy food and goods, just buy calls instead [+6] u/Professional_Fly7427: I can't possibly lose money every day this week [+6] u/tomato232: RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT are ready for liftoff 🚀🚀🚀 [+6] u/AggravatingCrow897: A U.S. Navy MQ-4C Triton (basically a high-end surveillance drone worth ~$200M) disappeared over the Strait of Hormuz. I could have use that 200 million on a 0DTE. 😟 [+6] u/SnickersTheDog: So what happens when a peace deal is formally reached? 800? [+6] u/Bulky_Winter1671: Bought a META $600 4/24 call for $250 and sold it for $380 before the recovery. Might just end it [+6] u/shinigami_2245: Just remember all caps when you spell the man’s name [+6] u/Kattilaeikka: I'm starting to think that the only thing that actually correlates with equity markets is the total global M2 money supply. Everything else is just bullshit. [+6] u/Jemmani22: Its time to be more positive. I hope everyone has a great day in the market. [+6] u/Oneok-Field: Put/Call ratio is still insanely high. Pamp it. [+6] u/SeaweedLeft9746: 🥭 just posted a snuff film on Truth: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116377422440266990 [+6] u/Country_Gravy420: It's my wife's birthday. I think i might give her bankruptcy today. Full port 0DTE SPX calls [+6] u/WrexyWrex: Whenever I give my thoughts on interpreting data I get friction I would urge you to sit down and think holistically about the report that just came out It's not good. [+6] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: "Stocks rise as projected 10% MoM inflation comes in light at 9.9%" [+6] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Hot inflation? Priced in lmfao [+6] u/Boheed: we ain't ever getting a rate cut again lol [+6] u/Ben_Banneker: Nothing makes sense, calls it is [+6] u/Own_Proposal_4931: should I buy 0dte puts 1 min before the 10:00 news? I would buy calls but I like to inverse myself [+6] u/DTF_Truck: How I decided to full port everything into calls. QQQ - 10% - Printed META - 10% - Prrrrinted TSLA - 80% - FUCK ELON AND FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT STOCK CUNT ASS FUCK TRASH How's your day going? [+6] u/Valkorion335786: I’m gonna try to short SNDK today lol I wanna be THAT guy [+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Let's just add a couple of rate cuts to bring back Paul Volcker from the other world [+6] u/neilr3ddit: Next time when I want to buy, I should short it. When I want to sell, I should hold it. What a perfect inverse indicator myself... 🤦🏻 [+6] u/wattap: You can buy fresh squeezed (daily) orange juice at Sam’s Club and it’s fire [+6] u/Nice-Truck8806: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the market. The dynamics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the tech plays will go over a typical investor's head. There's also powell's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The bears understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these insights, to realize that they're not just predictive- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who are bullish in equities truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in trump's existencial catchphrase "drill baby drill," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as bessent's genius unfolds itself on their bloomberg terminals. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a michael burry tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. [+6] u/dabblesest: It’s good when GDP growth is slowing and inflation is rising right? Anyways spy 700 eom lmfao [+6] u/31andnotdone: all the money you made will never buy back your soul [+6] u/MissMatriarch: Three words. Absolute clown shoes. [+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: They're just closing the Strait again and shooting missiles so why is everyone pretending it's over? [+6] u/mzunguwamerikani: Guys the $35 dollars I made yesterday has now been vaporized [+6] u/knoqd_: Bers have been screaming exit liquidity since $630 lmao [+6] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: What reset? He should reset himself 😂 [+6] u/LumpyShock9656: Beautiful seeing palantir continue to bleed [+6] u/Unassisted3P: Wait, you mean to tell me that cooked inflation numbers that are still bad aren't immediately good for the market? Get out the crayons and color me fucking surprised. [+6] u/noahmfs: Wen 🥭 twitt that he is saving the world and everything is great again? [+6] u/-Ophidian-: Rest in peace to any ServiceNow bag holders jesus fucking christ [+6] u/FatandBankrupt: Volume lower than my stomach [+6] u/Frosty-Pea-4577: So apparently inflation rising with feds likely not cutting rates is bullish now?! [+6] u/Careful_Response4694: Did the fed beat earnings? [+6] u/puffinnbluffin: Is this a bear trap or a bull trap 🤷‍♂️ [+6] u/ccampzz35: It wants to dump….let it [+6] u/suddenly-scrooge: first you get the sugar [+5] u/Bazzer82: No-one cares about all that Middle-East and oil stuff now pal. All we care about is pumping the market for a while. [+5] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: SNDK 1000 today, INTC 65 NBIS 150 LITE 1000 [+5] u/future2300: This is truly the greenest week ever, I wonder how next week will be [+5] u/Fhyzikz: Bad news is bullish, good news is bullish. News is just bullish. Long CNBC, CNN, and Fox [+5] u/SmoothOperator423: As someone holding shares, nice. As someone holding cash that just got deposited, FAWK! [+5] u/nthnreallymatters: Sir Mango of Trump Tower will save our longs [+5] u/WindNo3445: Bers want total market collapse so they can buy an extra baconator [+5] u/deathlyharry: here is the inflation report including only non-inflationary sectors. thank you for your attention to this matter! [+5] u/BongHitsForLisaSu: I’m about to be banned for a week for saying spy 284 instead of 684 but it’s been a pleasure serving alongside you bulls. 🫡 [+5] u/McClintockC: Who up yordlin they peanit [+5] u/SnickersTheDog: > “If the Iranians are willing to negotiate in good faith, we are certainly willing to extend an open hand, that’s one thing,” he told reporters. This is GREAT news, we know all parties involved love to do things in good faith [+5] u/Avocadonot: None of you have actually been to Iran It basically doesn't even exist Calls [+5] u/silverfutes: $SOXL up 87% in two weeks, I fkn love this ticker. [+5] u/LieSudden3160: Too many spy 700 call posts here, we will dump today [+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: After so much volatility a .2% move is bologna [+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Lmao we gonna get Hunter Biden vs Donald Trump Jr at the UFC lawn event? [+5] u/spsteve: Bloomberg: Fuck your fake inflation print; "Pawn shop owners across the US say they’ve seen an increase in demand for loans in the past month or so, a sign of just how punishing higher gas prices are for some Americans " [+5] u/myironlung6: Within the last several hours, reports from Iran’s Fars News Agency indicate that the Iranian negotiating team has not yet arrived in Islamabad. They have reportedly informed Pakistani authorities that they will not participate until a ceasefire is established on all fronts, specifically citing the recent intensification of Israeli strikes in Lebanon [+5] u/DingleJingle_: The pump at open will kill the last of the bers. [+5] u/solidsneeze: SPY is better at ending wars than 🥭 [+5] u/__nameless____: SPY climbing up together with USO, classic [+5] u/_RAPTORMAN_: We are actually trading positive momentum cause of the Artemis mission. Space travel is hella vibes [+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: If we here a word ‘truce’ today, we going to 700 easily [+5] u/rcantu314: And the crowd goes mild [+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: thank you for manipulating the data Sir Mango [+5] u/BillyShears2015: Real earnings down almost 100bp. Higher prices and smaller checks. [+5] u/Fhyzikz: I have a sizable position in SOXS and index puts so we will never crash until I sell. The second I do, the breakers will circuit [+5] u/MissMatriarch: I don’t trust y’all. You promised me dumps these past 3 days and all I got was dumped on. [+5] u/BeepBoopDep: BERS IN SHAMBLES, AGAIN. [+5] u/Mission-Swim-8746: Let’s play how much money can I lose today [+5] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Happy Exit Liquidity Friday! 🥳 [+5] u/auroraavm: that was fun, let me know when the next crash happens [+5] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: too much Shrek I’m scared [+5] u/mrsweettreats: *spits blood* USO! USO! [+5] u/Unemployable1593: this is where retail fomos in you know what that means [+5] u/Both-Improvement8645: Wow these guys are cooking for their life; things went well after firing the BLS guy! [+5] u/DoesntUnderstandJoke: Time to over leverage myself and sell 0 DTEs to you guys. [+5] u/Both-Improvement8645: Wait until end of day to start scaling a few long term puts after a nice bullshit theta day today [+5] u/old-cow666: OPEN THE CASINO 🎰 OPEN THE CASINO OPEN THE CASINO 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🐒🐒🐒 [+5] u/Skylake1987: Can we just get some volatility, these flat starts suck [+5] u/Admirable_Heart_271: Yo 🍊pump the market with some bs truce or a deal now. [+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Sideways until last 5 minutes. So obvious 😒 [+5] u/cum_filled_canoli: This will be the biggest rug pull of all time at open [+5] u/Country_Gravy420: So they negotiate this weekend and come up with some permanent ceasefire. Market ATH Monday. Monday night Israel goes scorched earth in Lebanon. Circuit breakers Tuesday. US drawn back into the war as Iran starts bombing tankers that are just waiting in the gulf, not even ones going through the strait. [+5] u/UnitedCup1814: 🥭 doesnt want vance attending this Iran meeting. He just doesn't want him learning the hebrew master negotiation tricks [+5] u/DefiantDelta: another day living through and in his seventh and final bankruptcy [+5] u/Extension-Ad917: UST yields headed back to where they were before the ceasefire [+5] u/drcornwallis23: Market is up cause egg prices are down [+5] u/Burtonwurton: LOL MSFT. You fucking piece of rat shit. [+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #WELL, what happens if I get assigned USO Puts? Can I ask for oil barrels? [+5] u/buytopselldrop: If you ain't buyin calls then you ain't black [+5] u/palindromic: back to the bottom of the digital ocean holy crap you go [+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: what is demented fool tweeting about [+5] u/turtleadvocate: can you fucks just go short already [+5] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: THE MARKET CANNOT GO DOWN. THE SOONER YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE SONER YOU ARE GOING TO BE RICH [+5] u/Amazing-Topic2827: JUST WENT FULL PORT SPY 750 C 0DTE [+5] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Would be funny AF. Vance takes the long flight to Pakistan and Iran cancels the talks before he lands [+5] u/old-cow666: Selling my calls , f this [+5] u/IXI_Bman: The most volume all week was that AH pump. Intraday there is no volume and bots trading back and forth. Makes retail playing with the scraps everyday. I rather stare at paint drying then staring at these charts. [+5] u/zuziannka: Some guy here said that cheap calls for Spy 688 are 0.7. I bought $80 worth, and now they're 0.1, so you shouldn’t trust what people say here. Lol. I hope they pump today, though. [+5] u/SalemKinkTrials: Software isn’t real only bears with expiring puts today are [+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Musk is gonna become a trillionaire for real this summer! Can’t guarantee that anything else is gonna be okay but hey at least you have THAT to look forward to! Maybe “anti woke” ai is the real winner here… [+5] u/Distinct-Activity905: It’s a Pinned market ! We will not see great moves (gonna be choppy) so be careful [+5] u/Valkorion335786: I used to wear DC shoes and Skullcandy headphones [+5] u/jijitalk: MICROSOFT GO UP YOU STUPID SACK OF FUC…. wait it’s green… wait what? [+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: And the market goes mild [+5] u/todddepri: It's 2030 and it's all anthropic. All software stocks went to zero. [+5] u/MissMatriarch: Oop there she goes. For three whole minutes probably. [+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Everything flying except SPY... [+5] u/SubduedWeed: Whew, I was wondering why MSFT was green [+5] u/Lazy-Astronomer-7829: barron started selling [+5] u/Jemmani22: Just talked to the man, said its like free money just tweeting and making the market go up and down at his command [+5] u/annoyed_meows: CPI early. Oh fuck me bullish with a ber cock!!! [+5] u/justanaveragejoe520: Historians will call this the when markets are closed war [+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Anyone with 50k back in August could have been a millionaire by now with SNDK, wild [+5] u/OptionGamble: I don’t see a good setup this morning [+5] u/MissMatriarch: Guys we all knows this is going to theta sideways with one or two random ass 3-4$ upwards candles into close. Get back to work. [+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: I hope they didn't forget taking the CPI numbers out of the oven after cooking them [+5] u/hadizadam: I don't have to admit shyt [+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Hedge funds are fighting through derivatives. There was nice coverage of it on CNBC the other day [+5] u/Pikachumon25: Oil contributed to inflation more than ever last month but we are gonna rip up. Buying calls here [+5] u/FatandBankrupt: Welp. I am going to be a bag holding BITCH this weekend [+5] u/ballmode: Calls aren't Calling [+5] u/Rinolboss: Why is sndk doing so much better than 🐮 [+5] u/Academic_Banana_5659: I'm going to buy sugar Oil shortage and super surplus in sugar means production will stop, ethanol production will start and prices will increase. Sugar down 20-25% in three months and will hopefully move against oil but not lower with it. [+18] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: im shaking. im literally going to be homeless. [+15] u/Eddyrancid: Very low volume, Friday during global turmoil, data day, and currently 8th green day...we're paddling out onto strange waters my friends [+15] u/shmito17: How is Mango talking about a public traded company like that? That’s fkn fraud [+14] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: $6 for a scone at Panera. Plus tip. Puts on everything. [+14] u/crustyXsock: SPY up 4% on the week after a 2 week “ceasefire” that was broken the following day — inevitable that we don’t see an agreement any time soon thus catalyzing the global oil / energy problem. CPI indicating inflation already a problem (even without the consideration of the war) Labor market on the brink of collapse Private equity and AI bubble All things considered, we can rule out rate cuts… rate hikes in play if anything But yes, markets have every reason to buy and keep this house of cards in tact!! [+14] u/Feisty-Basis7903: So its confirmed market doesn't care about straight of hormuz, inflation etc. [+13] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: it was fun WSB, -30K, i am not coming back until i have enough saving from Wendy's BYE [+12] u/killerbeeswaxkill: I have to stop playing options I never win LMAO [+12] u/JellyfishFestival: Consumer discretionary getting a strong bid today and the last few days as....checks notes...consumer sentiment comes in at all time low [+12] u/ManyHead6662: Be fearful when youre puts is at -80% [+12] u/Swiftnice: 🥭 literally tweets the ticker for PLTR lol the most obvious pump and dump ever and people will fall for it lol [+12] u/wallstreetsimps: *"Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!! - President DJT"* LMAOOOO [+11] u/Hot_Ice5175: UMICH CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS TO RECORD-LOW 47.6; EST. 51.5 Running this economy into the ground with no survivors. [+11] u/jostradumass: Nice try algos…we’re going deep red today. [+11] u/chibi78: This has to be gayest volume week since I have started trading [+11] u/cosmicoconuts: Why do I keep buying puts everyday ? [+11] u/Glass_Item_4968: Bro this can’t be real [+10] u/Cav829: Sotware is oversold. The sellers: Is that a dare? [+10] u/johns2289: It ain’t gonna do shit for the rest of the day. Barely red back to barely green back to fucking me both ways. [+10] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: why spy fighting for its life at 680 [+10] u/PositiveToe2761: “Dad I have pltr calls say something” [+9] u/angrybubblez: Dropped 1500 on 0dte puts. You’re welcome bulls [+9] u/Rickyskeets69: is SPY up +8% today too much to ask for? [+9] u/TheDevilintheDark: 📎👀 It looks like you're losing money. Would you like help losing more money? -Buy 0dte MSFT calls -How to buy with margin [+9] u/WildConsideration376: Looking at earth photos from the moon why does the water not spill over from earth😭😭😭😭 [+9] u/Sidney_Godsby: Biggest month over month rise in inflation in three years and delulus smashing calls [+9] u/lookingforajob2020: lol instant pump as soon as it was about to hit 680 [+9] u/shindiggaa: ofc it pumps when i cut my 0DTEs loose [+9] u/Sidney_Godsby: So fucking fake lmao [+9] u/TomBradysNightLight: Biggest fraud market in history. We could bomb everyone off the face of the earth and spy would pump. [+9] u/ksyoung17: We used to be steps up, elevator down. That's how you know down is the market trend [+9] u/grantern2: I can’t stop buying puts at the bottom and calls at the top. Help me pls [+9] u/Mr60SPX: >Consumer sentiment hits record low, inflation fears rise amid Iran war Looks like the market is pumping from consumer sentiment?? I’m confused. [+9] u/Character_Pirate_152: Waited all night for some good price action and this what I get. Fuckin hell. [+9] u/lookingforajob2020: this shit really V shaping again lmfao [+9] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: You guys do realize that a market that doesn’t make sense means nobody will make money over the long-term. Just like you won the money off irrationality, you will lose it off irrationality [+9] u/_Fibbles_: Baron has PLTR calls I guess? [+8] u/LunchNo7823: Holy manipulation https://preview.redd.it/hb00ogavkdug1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=debf25fd83537861aadc053dd542de0c326f8eda [+8] u/dataCollector42069: Up 12% YTD 🤌 thanks to buying the dip [+8] u/Cav829: >The University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index, a key indicator of consumer confidence in the United States, has shown a notable decline, underscoring potential concerns about the economic outlook. The latest reading of the index came in at 47.6, falling short of the anticipated forecast of 51.6. This drop is significant as it reflects a decrease from the previous month’s figure of 53.3, highlighting a downward trend in consumer sentiment. Apparently they didn't get the notice we beat estimates. [+8] u/shindiggaa: famine for bears again [+8] u/A10cc: The quality of this subreddit has gone to dogshit since 2022. [+8] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: When you fight the trend 8-9 days in a row and consistently lose it’s time to give up the keys [+8] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: No fucking volume all week…. [+8] u/TheMightySet69: Went too big on puts. Please crash. [+8] u/Weak-Equal-9084: For all the bulls out there, please accept my honest apology for all the bullshit i have said about spy going down, and all the shit i have spoken during the oil crisis [+8] u/BullyMog: My spy puts dying again. Cmon man. [+8] u/MrNo_Balls: we are back to bad news don't count? [+8] u/100xOrBust: Only 5 more pumps until the 0dte calls I bought at open are at breakeven [+8] u/HistorianMuch8963: You know the saying Elevator Down, Teleportation Up [+8] u/Admirable-Shop5407: BENJAMIN NETANYAHU EVISCERATE THESE BULLS! [+8] u/Col_Treize69: Inflation? Up Consumer Sentiment? Down GDP growth? Nonexistent Strait? Not open  Dunking on bers because the S & P is somehow green today? Priceless [+8] u/AncientAd3846: Do what is most rerarded [+8] u/CheeseSteak17: TSLA should be far lower than it is. [+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Cramer over here trying to inverse the whole index [+7] u/asleepace: I've never been more bullish [+7] u/f0xinaround: The world's greatest reset... That's ... Concerning. [+7] u/Opening_Normal: So they are actively shorting oil and manipulating it through false statements, very likely cooking the BLS numbers and inflation, and pumping this market by any means necessary. Short term bullish, long term bearish, only question is when it switches from one to the other. [+7] u/EyeSea7923: It's just too early to determine if they want to rug pull. This has nothing to do with economics either way. I think we can all agree on that. [+7] u/cakestocks: It’s amazing how consistently I lose money [+7] u/Extension_Source8263: We had 7 straight red days immediately followed by 8 straight green days and people are buying calls here with everything worse than it was 2 weeks ago lol [+7] u/SilentExtinction: throw palantir down the well, so my country can be free🎉🎉 [+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I called it. PLTR is getting massacred. [+7] u/Icy-Motor-8519: I think we are gonna fade to red today. This coming from a bol. Nobody is going to want to hold over the weekend with that much uncertainty. Strait isn’t open and Iran still wants to keep their enriched uranium lol [+7] u/jostradumass: Best way to build a bull trap. Set algos to stun. [+7] u/ResultMurky8153: Sold my calls so it should go up, right ? [+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Super fake and gay. This is why I never buy puts. Besides today of course lol [+7] u/50million: $7 for a bag of doritos. Puts on Pepsi [+7] u/Coley44: Strait open within two months LMMFFFAAAAOOOO GLOBAL RECESSION IS ON MANNN FUUUCCCKKKKKKKK [+7] u/miromar65: Zero chance SPY stays green today. [+7] u/bigchodeenergyy: Puts locked and loaded [+7] u/thejourneymanfm2024: Why is oil dumping when literally nothing has changed with the strait? [+7] u/RagingBearBull: Stocks R up. This is a good day to look at my portfolio. My new strategy is on bad days, ignore the market. On good days look at the market. I have been happier with this. [+7] u/Master-Stranger8908: Bears bullying me with downvote cause I said 690. I’m not fighting with ya’ll 😩I don’t want no problems [+7] u/Sam_Vicious2: No one wanted to buy the lows a week ago and now they want to buy the highs... [+7] u/Ok-Yak-900: Come on 683 pleeeease [+7] u/Today-: ONLY AFTER THE FINAL BEAR HAS CAPITULATED WILL WE DESCEND [+7] u/wallstreetsimps: damn bers got absolutely annihilated this week [+7] u/kananishino: when was the last time SPY was red wtf [+7] u/BigBDunc: Market goes down lol [+7] u/ddrsdght: Palantards I love that for you [+7] u/FunInteraction9796: go ahead, pump it, idgaf [+7] u/CardiologistEqual336: so anyways I started buying [+6] u/AquamDeus: Thank you to the regard who said to but PLTR puts this morning [+6] u/Tis_But_A_Scratch___: Msft is hot garbage. Give me earnings season. [+6] u/SolomonKings7: Ah, AI pump > everything else [+6] u/BunkerRush: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+6] u/Accurate-Ad-5576: guess who shorted pltr [+6] u/tameimpala25: Inflation up, GDP growth non-existent, gas prices up, strait closed, no clear path to ending the Iran War Spy? Up .25% [+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: president of the united states just recommended that you buy the PLTR dip lmao [+6] u/JugoShvili: you, dumb: “time in the market beats timing the market” me, an intellectual: “good things come to those who wait” [+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Took 18 minutes for my port to go red today. Solidly assisted by my TEAM call. [+6] u/pickledmagahead: Full ported calls just now. Lost it half full porting puts the past 2 days. I’m on the bull train now [+6] u/99Fan: Wish I would’ve bought more at 630 [+6] u/anjuna-freak: I did in fact full port NBIS yesterday, feelin pretty giod [+6] u/Metal-Water: My best trades are when I wake up whenever, don’t look at any news, and just make a quick scalp. [+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: > White House staff told not to place bets on prediction markets LIKE A SIEV [+6] u/ratfukabich: 🥭 pushing state surveillance tickers on social media lmao we are in hell [+6] u/killerbeeswaxkill: LMAO as soon as I double downed on my NVDA puts it shot up a dollar not even a second later [+6] u/EyeSea7923: Girl asked me to do Onlyfans with her. No face, that's what she does. I find it hard to pass up this opportunity. But, she will be saddened when she sees PP. Not good content. [+6] u/Beazt11123: Sell now and buy the dip on monday [+6] u/likamuka: Consumer Sentiment Plunges to Lowest Level in 50+ Years 3 lost decades [+6] u/YouDontKnowDino: 🌮 gonna start another conflict just to boost PLTR 😂 [+6] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: 🥭 trying to pump PLTR lol [+5] u/ZodiAddict: Agreed. Either side gets nasty when they’re winning as if they had a crystal ball [+5] u/johns2289: Newman: “Hey oil’s outta control and CPI got a rocket it up its ass” *newman turns to me* “See no one cares” [+5] u/Mr60SPX: You remember the last time the US and Iran were in negotiations? How well did that turn out? Puts it is [+5] u/mbdtf95: Do 70 million of you Americans really enjoy all these constant unpredictable news and tensions coming from your guy? [+5] u/shindiggaa: this pump is as real as my GF's tits that goes to a different school [+5] u/Wild_Boy_: feel like we are going to have a ground invasion [+5] u/Demonic_Maidens: Should I throw my entire life savings into a 0 dte? Yes, it could go to zero and I would be broke. But I mean with this level of volatility it could easily 10x which would almost be enough for a big Mac (without the meal). [+5] u/Bats490: There's no way anyone bought calls at open right? [+5] u/HistorianMuch8963: get ready. Another god candle abut to hit the market [+5] u/Swiftnice: PLTR is down 40% from ATH and needs almost a 70% gain to get back to ATH. Math is fun hahaha [+5] u/Connect-Engine-7267: Strait is open, I’m here looking at it [+5] u/wildcat1055: This is becoming a real crisis for MSFT. They need to get seriou ASAP and bring back Clippy. [+5] u/Conscious_Bit_3656: look like they are burning theta now [+5] u/Jdom666: if her butt big and she funny i want her [+5] u/shindiggaa: PLTR going back to IPO price [+5] u/FatFluffyFish: There's TACO tuesday, but dp we believe in TACO Fridays? hmmmmmm [+5] u/wafflepiezz: I have $1k left and decided to buy $MU calls with it [+5] u/emanresu711: Some people are delusional and hopeful af [+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: I literally sold all my software the second before trump tweeted that out. I'm going to end it [+5] u/minin71: Lmao trump pumping pltr directly. [+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: This is def not going down and my puts are fucked. [+5] u/riteofpass: Holy fuck why do AAOI LITE COHR just keep pumping…. And POET has no movement [+5] u/Michael_Bhurewala: NUMBERS ARE NOT COOKED [+5] u/Nonreality-tees-lol: Pltr bagger checking in!!! [+5] u/ContributionMore5502: Made 8k on puts this week. Not bad for not knowing what the fuck I’m doing. [+5] u/NotRobotNFL: I am sure vice supreme leader will come to a deal by being smug and condescending. The people he’s negotiating with will love that [+5] u/jhchee: Holy palantir getting destroyed for days [+5] u/WildConsideration376: Spy don't you Bear sub $680 [+5] u/mtol115: Very frustrating day to be holding 0DTE MSFT options [+5] u/cakestocks: I understand why gambling is haram [+5] u/altmly: Stocks only go up, retards. Have the last 15 years taught you nothing? [+5] u/broke_person: Can't remember the last red day [+5] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: I don’t understand how we up [+5] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: we will NEVER see a red day again [+5] u/Certain-Welder1663: 🥭 literally said PLTR on truth. Wowzo [+5] u/Wrath_FMA: Please I don't want profit I just want to break even 🙏 [+5] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: CPI-U up 0.9% https://www.bls.gov/news.release/pdf/cpi.pdf Assuming I can read [+5] u/Capable-Yak-8486: I’m scared to see what all of these CPI numbers and such look like when we get someone competent in office and they have to go back and revise all of these to the true values. [+5] u/bigzbigz40: The real numbers are corrected in three mos. 😂😂😂 [+5] u/OpinionatedDeveloper: Why are Iran’s bridges not destroyed? [+5] u/YouDontKnowDino: Alexa play everything is awesome [+5] u/A10cc: Inflation isn't real. It's an imaginary theory that was placed upon us by the overlords so they can continue ripping us off. [+5] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Michael Burry said something!!! I better sell so that he's right [+5] u/E39_CBX: Intel is still a garbage company [+5] u/Thin_Response_2689: Yea I’m a bol but even I think it might be time to buy puts LMAO [+5] u/dataCollector42069: comon need a SPY pump to bring Apple to 265 [+5] u/aftherith: Wick city out there today. Chopping everyone up. [+5] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Strait will be closed for months and USO is still red, S&P volume stupidly low. They're about to dump those indices and pile into oil, no way they can ignore the supply shock anymore no matter what is said at talks this weekend. [+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: DO NOT HOLD USD CASH OVER WEEKEND [+5] u/PureSun4208: Bro he’s just pumping pltr now lololol [+5] u/theGameNWA: doesn't give a fk anymore, it's like he knows it's end is close lol, he is just having fun and does what he wanted to do it's whole life, get attention by all means [+5] u/mallison945: I’ve been cleaning up on MSTR covered calls for like 6 months. Love that shit ass stock [+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: SPY is .6 away from being green on the year in three days of movement lmaooooo War or no war oil disruptions are still going to occur for a while but market doesn’t care anymore. It was 700 and it wants it now [+5] u/potentialPast: wall street bored of the war outcomes either way, time for computerz again [+25] u/edave22: https://preview.redd.it/0s6b371sudug1.jpeg?width=1307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=950ccac3e2aa3b47c80d4b225462a625840d6abb [+22] u/Beelzebussin: Okay so we’re just doing BLATANT market manipulation for real on social media now? Like the ticker and everything? Actually a fucking joke [+21] u/Rock_or_Rol: So apparently broken ceasefires, inflation, rising fuel prices, mass layoffs, immediate threat to fuel infrastructure and all that is bullish Wow. I really should eat more crayons [+20] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: White house wanrs on insider trading. Also white house: BUY PALANTIR. is dis outsider trading? [+19] u/neverthy: LMAO president of usa is trying to pump his bags [+15] u/Austerlitz19: Dude is literally tweeting about not just individual companies, but literally their tickers- how the fuck is this not illegal, fuck this retard [+15] u/cow_grass: Did the president of the United States just tweet about a stock ticker? [+15] u/br0botic: President of the United States literally pumping single stock tickers now. The insider trading and corruption is all out in the open [+15] u/Spy300: >Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT' Six time bankrupt orange man reveals his national debt strategy on social media. [+13] u/Stewarto_0705: (PLTR) LOL fuck me it's so blatant [+13] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Is it legal for POTUS to pump a stock? this is fuckin wild [+13] u/kairepaire: Really drives home how trustworthy US equities market is nowadays [+13] u/TheBlueBlaze: Jimmy Carter sold his family's peanut farm so that he wouldn't be accused of making deals that were beneficial to him. Now we're just posting stock tickers and saying how great a company working with the government is. [+13] u/VeryMercurial: Dude can pump stocks and move trillions in market cap with a tweet. But you, my friend, better have $25k in your account to day trade or we coming for yo ass. 😭😭😭 [+13] u/Agile_Statistician39: Im on full tilt with every trade. It just immediately reverses, no matter how random my entries are. How is this possible? [+13] u/sdubftw: TAKE PROFIT BULLS AND LEAVE THE CRUMBS FOR US BEARS!!! WE ARE STARVING!!! [+12] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Did he really use the stock ticker PLTR. Like he couldn't just say Palantir is a good company. He purposely used the ticker to pump the stock. What are we doin here [+12] u/Spicyboi981: Buying into PLTR is like a North Korean donating to their government [+12] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: This guy makes Watergate look like jay walking. [+12] u/severed02: Melania’s speech seemed nice. Can’t wait to hear the translated version in English. [+12] u/compileFailure_: Posting the pltr ticker is actually so crazy [+12] u/Scalpaholic: Literal Sequel to 2007 unfolding right before our eyes and about to enter its respective crescendo. They even brought Berry back! Prob screaming on the phone saying: "It's massive Fraud and Palantard is just the clearest example of being manipulated from the very top!" As homage to the first time this happened.  The speculation is bolder!  Immigrants and Poor People already being blamed!  The Fraud and Manipulation now comes straight from the top! And the Strait is still closed! For America's 250th Birthday, the 🥭 Admin proudly presents: GREAT RECESSION 2 : THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION Be there! Summer 2026 is going to be wild! TLDR: July IWM Puts here. [+12] u/VeryMercurial: Market dips 0.4% after rebounding 10% in less than two weeks. Bols: OK WTF HAPPENED NOW 😭 [+11] u/SmilkyD: Guys.. I'm starting to think 0dte options is why I'm always broke. [+11] u/svpa3991: White House warns against poly market insider trading so lets name drop stocks in a tweet to avoid that [+11] u/dljmonkeyboiz: RIP dudes that full ported into puts thinking surely this can’t be green 8 days in a row .. holding to 0 at this point [+11] u/subjecttolife: How are we 2% from ATH seriously [+11] u/cresstheory2016: Mango is such a fucking scammer. This POS clearly has PLTR stock and is trying to pump it! Wtf SEC?! Do something!! [+11] u/ats55: *TRUMP PREPARING MILITARY IF IRAN FAILS TO COMPLY IN TALKS: NYP *TRUMP SAYS WARSHIPS ARE BEING RELOADED IN CASE TALKS FAIL: NYP *NYP CITES FRIDAY INTERVIEW WITH TRUMP [+11] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: Why does 🥭 need to write 'PLTR' stock ticker when posting about the company. Can't the believe how markets beleive in this conman whose whole life is a fake pump and dump scheme [+10] u/ervelee: In a world in conflict and anger… reach out and help someone. Love someone. Lift someone up. One simple act of kindness. [+10] u/unhappyreach_: I purchased a single 682p 0dte with confidence about 30 minutes ago Confidence is gone. The contract remains [+10] u/Full_Cash6140: I think I need to take a break. It's not the money. I've been killing it. I just can't take how stupid people are. The market is so retarded it's driving me insane. Stressing me out. [+10] u/zephyrs85: 1985: future is going to be great. 2026: yo let's go back [+10] u/ResidentPack4103: Pltr a lock to finish green🥭 is such a piece of shit dude [+10] u/MainCartoonist2518: Mr president is pumping my pltr bags. Praise be allah. [+10] u/AdventurousFinish681: 🥭 "many people are saying Robinhood (HOOD) is the best platform for trading. Barron uses it and he is doing quite well this year. Praise be to allah." [+10] u/ChampionshipOdd947: I would like to request one rugpull please [+10] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: How long's it gonna take for reality to set in that a ceasefire now doesn't actually affect the price of oil because it takes weeks or months to get everything back on track and repair infrastructure. [+10] u/rumblecatz: You just ruined it for all of us [+9] u/Such_Coin: 🥭 had to help his buddies holding PLTR [+9] u/Thotmas01: He put the stock ticker in the pump tweet. Diabolical. [+9] u/FickleBumblebeee: Anthropic makes a new model which they claim poses a new security threat to basically every business who will need to protect themselves against this threat. Cyber security company stocks fall off a cliff. Make it make sense. [+9] u/Neither-Slide8877: I shouldve bought AMZN instead of msft man [+9] u/AdditionalMany1292: Donald pump can’t even pump pltr 3% sad [+9] u/PocaMadre69: How much market manipulation can one trader take [+9] u/LouieM13: Karp definitely paid Trump for that shoutout [+9] u/blemdemman: new pope is too based man [+9] u/Ok-Maintenance5422: This thing just pumping on vibes [+9] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Being early is wrong and fuck was I way too early [+9] u/unhappyreach_: Once you buy a put your body starts producing intense levels of cope and delusion [+8] u/lendrickkvmvr: Just got liquidated again on a pump with no base. Bruh [+8] u/ConstantAd1: Barron's holding PLTR bags it seems [+8] u/Routine-Agent-160: Keep buying. BUY BUY BUY!!! [+8] u/chainerection: "Now is a great time to buy PLTR!!!" [+8] u/bobbyOsullivan: JD Vance is going to open negotiations by asking the Iranians how many times they've said thank you since the start of the war. [+8] u/kairepaire: I remember when stock manipulation used to be sophisticated [+8] u/Bizonistic: Take a nap till noon, SPY still hovering around 681 [+8] u/Bizonistic: I miss the days of 10 point swing intraday at 30+% IV [+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Titties honestly look amazing whether its the 1st time or the 1,000x time [+8] u/Standard_Tea8250: I honestly feel worse missing on gains than being red [+8] u/PandoraBot: We are definitely crashing over the weekend [+8] u/Jagged_Tide: AMZN jumping another half a percent immediately after I sell for a loss is actually perfect [+8] u/bearhunter429: #SPY dropped $67 in 6 months from October's high. Then it recovered $50 of that in less than 2 weeks. LMAO🤌🦅🗽 [+8] u/iWolfeeelol: near ATH after oil doubles. yea it's still calls. [+8] u/Key-Jaguar7630: 0% GDP growth? No problem [+8] u/Standard_Tea8250: We are all getting rugged sell everything [+8] u/Specialist_Fig9458: POTUS is pumping individual tickers now and they aren’t even green LMAO [+8] u/LabyrinthLayers: No way we’re dropping on “TRUMP PREPARING MILITARY STRIKES IF TALKS FAIL” headline - no FUCKING shit, almost like there’s tens of thousands of troops there Mr market silly [+8] u/Beneficial-Effect414: Sending bulls straight to whore muuuz [+8] u/Vito_GYATafore: Damn too bad we can't make any more of it I guess [+8] u/FearlessStatement144: Anyone shorting pltr should sue him civilly.  How is that even legal. Rhetorical, I know. [+8] u/PocaMadre69: Can you guys believe we’re really almost 8% higher we were a week ago [+8] u/ArkAngelEV: ok, who’s crying at the casino today [+8] u/PsychologicalKey4813: Mango when market open … everything is great, we are close to deal Mango on weekend when market closed … let us destroy civilisation [+7] u/cresstheory2016: Bulls trying to fight back. Let it drop. [+7] u/lifo888: PLTR 🥭pump already failing [+7] u/Normal_Tap3021: spy loses like 50 cent, bulls loses their minds [+7] u/longGERN: Boomer clients are the most clueless, cheap, rude, annoying clients Holy fuck [+7] u/LengthObjective2253: This mf is literally tweeting the tickers on the companies that are holding SPY down lol [+7] u/Any_Life_6178: PLTR with 5x the amount of volume over spy, heading down towards $120, and 🥭tweets that😂 The head of the SEC was involved in Lehman Bros in 2008, he doesn’t mind😂 [+7] u/potato111a: BERS PRAYING FOR PUTS ON THE GROUND OVER THE WEEKEND LMAO 🤌 [+7] u/OkAlternative7705: The reason for this pump is that I go puts. [+7] u/United-Formal9233: Why are we pumping! Right when I buy puts [+7] u/ExceptionallyGreat: FYI: INTC grandma guy is now up 106% ($742k) on his original investment of $700k. [+7] u/Zfreezy: I just bought spy calls, sorry boys [+7] u/Tautol0gic: oil is fucking retarded [+7] u/Austerlitz19: Hope PLTR tanks anyway, fuck this guy, clear manipulation [+7] u/Killersax: This is the lowest volume day I’ve seen in months holy [+7] u/FearlessStatement144: I know the intel kid deactivated.  And how committed he was to his conviction ild be shocked if he sold. I really wish he’d reactivate to say fuck you all. [+7] u/Special_Repair1310: Here comes the rug pull!!! [+7] u/Original-Case791: My account just broke 4 figures, might get guacamole on my bowl [+6] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Buying almost blind off a tweet is possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. There’s no way this ends well. Edit: In hindsight, this isn’t the dumbest thing I’ve ever done by many a mile. Still though… [+6] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Blatant doesn't seem like a strong enough word anymore [+6] u/isolated-cat: 8 out of 10 comments on the thread "why the fuck is it pumping" [+6] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: Adding the ticker is just rubbing all of our faces in the corrupt insider trading [+6] u/nullzeroerror: https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2042614290192957698?s=46&t=XQbWVrms3XfvrLhGH3hnTg “Two of the measures mutually agreed upon between the parties have yet to be implemented: a ceasefire in Lebanon and the release of Iran’s blocked assets prior to the commencement of negotiations. These two matters must be fulfilled before negotiations begin.” [+6] u/Spicyboi981: Peter Thiel booed up in Miami somewhere rn with Barron and Clav [+6] u/Euphoric_Present8838: Did something just happen ? [+6] u/Snoo23417: Was happy to just break even on my puts so yes, I sold them too early. [+6] u/kairepaire: Oil price doesn't believe a deal is happening [+6] u/cresstheory2016: Chop city today. The market doesn't know wtf to do. [+6] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Crazy 🥭 can move the biggest Indices several percent with the occasional tweet, but PLTR still limp dickin after being called out by name lol [+6] u/Snoo23417: My trading strategy? Hold onto my puts and watch the line only creep up. [+6] u/bearhunter429: #They are pumping just enough stocks to keep SPY green but not a single more LMAO🤌 [+6] u/Senpai_Slime: This has been an insane rally, 7 days of green in a row for 8% upward movement of SPY [+6] u/isolated-cat: insiders selling before the weekend because they know that the negotiations gonna go nowhere [+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Bought a put to hedge my shares. Shares down, put down. I'm a true regard [+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: So we getting some terrible news at close for the cycle to continue and the insiders to get their put buys in before eod right? [+6] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: How they gon let him tweet about individual stonks including the ticker lol Gaaaad release the files and look into this man’s trades!!! [+6] u/pekas13: Something must be really wrong at that shadow gremlin company PLTR for Donald Duck do you have to pump it like that so shamelessly and blunt. But what’s even more concerning is that there wasn’t some super catastrophic pump do you think it would’ve moon but it’s it’s still down. What all my fellow retards think? [+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Criminals on the black market trade less manipulated than this [+6] u/PocaMadre69: 11:11 I wish Bessent would stop fucking my puts [+6] u/Dr_Vibe_Check: Lets just walk past 685, no rush spy 🙏 [+6] u/kairepaire: K-shaped market logic [+6] u/VannevarKush: The prospectus, which I assume most retail investors have read [+6] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Okay. What the fuck happened now. [+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: >Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co. (TSMC) reported first-quarter revenue of 1.13 trillion New Taiwan dollars ($35.6 billion), a 35% year-on-year rise. Another one that buffet foolishly sold during covid years(2022) lol It aint so easy when you arent getting the insider trades huh [+5] u/Taiyoken: Thank you Donald Dump, you cost me $40 in PLTR calls [+5] u/Few-Quiet-283: No way trump included the ticker in the post 😭 [+5] u/WeekendWarior: I’ll bite, PLTR 4/24 $150 calls at .55 [+5] u/Traditional-Koala927: The bar runs on trash. This bar is totally green that way. How is burning trash green? Uhh becaue I'm recycling the trash into heat for the bar into lots of smoke for the bar. I'm giving the bar the good smoky smell that we all like. The bar smells like trash! That's the exact opposite of green, Charlie. Oh I'm sorry. Well, I could put the trash in landfills for a million years. Or I could burn it up, get a nice smoky smell in here, and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars. That doesn't quite sound right but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it! No, it's right [+5] u/log1ck1717: My boomer etfs are doing better than msft, wow [+5] u/I_am_Nerman: Did I miss some good news today? Wtf [+5] u/Same_College2053: Coca-Cola Consolidated Inc NASDAQ: COKE 204.54 USD HAS PROVEN IT IS EFFECTIVE IN BEING DELICOUS AND HAS ROOM TO DOUBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER DJP [+5] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: Spy about to break out to 690 [+5] u/hotCupADank: I wanna see spy at 675 like right now [+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Can we please tank again this is bullshit [+5] u/Jake-And-The-Fatman: How to make retail lose money : 1. Have downward trend. Hodlers will give up. 2. Daily sudden swings to make traders lose money. 3. Sideways from 3pm onwards. [+5] u/neverseengreen: Saying PLTR is close enough to NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY [+5] u/neverthy: Looks like barron had palantir calls, can't wait for second tweet [+5] u/PicklesAreTight: **PRAISE BE TO ALLAH** [+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bears.......this is your final warning before we skyrocket.....10 cents! 🚀🚀🚀 [+20] u/KarlLachsfeld: >TRUMP: ONLY REASON IRANIANS ARE ALIVE TODAY IS TO NEGOTIATE This dude can't fucking shut up for one fucking minute. [+13] u/SlfImpr: The future is looking great! Our standing in the world has never been better!! (1) $39 Trillion in debt (2) Tariff war (3) Greenland drama (4) Middle East war (5) Threat of leaving NATO (6) Oil prices near $100/barrel (7) Countries trying to abandon dollar for mutual trade (8) Gold prices jumped 51% in one year [+13] u/zestykite: V round 2. hope you bears got out. i sure didnt. [+13] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: Holy shit, it’s a simulation. We got another “ no cards” comment [+13] u/Brawmethius: The script is simple. Weekends are for war, weekdays are for wishing for peace. [+12] u/Zimoula: Bulls who bought calls this morning are begging the price to come back to their entry 😂😂😂 [+11] u/octopus4488: Just saw the PLTR post on TruthSocial. Any idea what is the going rate for an ad like that? The full package, with ticker and everything. [+11] u/moosewithamuffin: Iran war part 2: electric boogaloo [+11] u/SearchUsual5193: mango pumping $PLTR in broad daylight. this should be criminal [+11] u/moosewithamuffin: Girls will spend $50 at Starbucks and it’s “no big deal” but when I spend 50k on OTM 0DTEs suddenly it’s “financially irresponsible” smh. [+10] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: “THE WORLDS MOST POWERFUL RESET”… is he talking about your ports? [+9] u/maximuminimum: **SPY 750 by EoY** **AMZN 300 by EoY** **MSFT 550 by EoY** [+9] u/SyntheticWisp: "If we just keep drilling, we'll reach oil and we won't need to worry about Hormuz anymore!" - SPY, probably [+9] u/AppleJuiceTwo: and here come the fraud candles [+9] u/SeliciousSedicious: Bears get a little red. As a treat today [+9] u/Rich-Badger-7601: What's the current Polymarket bid on the sitting President of the United States calling the Pope a Cuck on social media? I might need to get in on that action [+9] u/Effective_Put_5209: The TACO trade is dead. Everyone is trying to front-run the TACO now. [+9] u/absolutxtr: What's the inside info? Iran sent cardboard cutouts to negotiations? 🤣 [+9] u/chancepack: Friday is when people sell off before someone on truth social say something stupid in the weekend to tank the market again [+9] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy has pumped $50 for really no reason [+9] u/JohanLiebert92: negotiations haven't even begun btw according to Ghalibaf "Two of the measures mutually agreed upon between the parties have yet to be implemented: a ceasefire in Lebanon and the release of Iran’s blocked assets prior to the commencement of negotiations. These two matters must be fulfilled before negotiations begin." [+9] u/EasyBoard9971: war back on starting 4pm today and new ceasefire at 9:30am monday [+9] u/SirBuysHighALot: Ceasefire cancelled just to stop Palantir from dropping Lmao. [+9] u/Ok-Mango-5228: Breaking news, I inversed myself and now I’m up for the year. [+8] u/StreetAutist: Only if they confirm my bias [+8] u/Weak_Commercial_7124: What if this whole negotiation is a ploy to get people in one place [+8] u/Okami_The_Sun: Oil hitting 100, axios better have that ceasefire report ready [+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: every red candle on USO feels faker than stripper titties [+8] u/kaucasianpersuasion: aaaaand there goes SPY lmfao, the finance bros realized the strait is still closed. [+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Iran just listed more conditions for negotiations [+8] u/Largeshmarge: Everyone relax. JD is on it. [+8] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: im angry at myself but ill blame ber [+8] u/Mr-Bonnet: LAST CHANCE TO SELL THOSE PUTS 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 [+8] u/Anonymustafar: Failed peace talks plus red hot PPI next week gonna send us back to 650 [+8] u/psytokine_storm: 0.4% reversal after a 7.6% runup. I've got $25k worth of $670 puts (expire Jul 17). There's a long way left to go in this drop. [+8] u/Lapidated_Llama: Lmao 🥭literally naming a stock ticker saying to buy (PLTR). The case studies on the amount of market manipulation this crook has and will do will be insane. [+8] u/Dajoechi: "White House officials believe it could take up to two months for the Strait of Hormuz to open." Ahhh can the global economy last 2 months with less than 15 tankers getting through a day? [+8] u/breakthebookie: So if admin says strait may take two months to open I think it’s only fair that spy sheds 50 points immediately [+8] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: Just die already SPY [+8] u/cbusoh66: Alex Karp is shook, if they lump PLTR with the SaaSpocalypse (it is a SaaS after all), it's fucking over for that evil company. 🥭not going to his defense out of the blue. [+7] u/Any-Development5656: Sold my 10 puts at 11:23.. THE dump starts at 11:25. holy fucking shit what is my luck. [+7] u/AppleJuiceTwo: LOL Iran is calling them "Armed Negotiations" [+7] u/HearshotKDS: This is the greatest rugpull in the history of woven textiles. [+7] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: This V was promised 3,000 years ago [+7] u/fuck_zebster: I bet a couple of you account for like 500k of the 3.2m visitors a week . [+7] u/Drokeep: Market goes down .01% (literally) and all the bers claim victory smh🤣😭 times are desperate [+7] u/SlfImpr: On April 9th 2025, POTUS posted: ""THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT". People ignored it. But then the market ripped up to all time highs over subsequent months. \----- Today, POTUS posted: "Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!! President DJT" And everyone is like Meh, whatever, and the stock hasn't moved 😂 [+7] u/Ill-Bank-1440: That pltr candle just entered myself [+7] u/SniXSniPe: Hope things get better for you bro [+7] u/CompleteChemical4198: can we please, just once, get a downward insider trading candle? [+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: how is it that i go long when stocks dump and short when stocks pump, how can i be so retarded [+6] u/eggplant_parm827: There’s nothing more difficult in life than getting any dip to actually survive and not instantly getting a V [+6] u/mangofruitdude: Why did this retard miss. Fucking loser, could have been the hero of our time [+6] u/xReMaKe: This is your daily reminder. FUCK MSFT. Not even a ceasefire could make it go green. That being said. My breakeven is 440. But I’m regarded as fuck so I’m a go all in on leaps. All I need is for it to go to 390 and I breakeven and I’ll sell 50-75%. MSFT JUST ONE FUCKING GOOD WEEK FOR FUCKS SAKE. I belong here.! [+6] u/slamtt: Ceasefire +250 ES TRUMP PREPARING MILITARY IF IRAN FAILS TO COMPLY IN TALKS - NYP enjoy your -20ES [+6] u/Ravenous-Hydrant: As you can see, there is no liquidity and the market keeps pumping because of MM’s algos 😂 [+6] u/Snoo_92707: -1% EOD, mark my words Bols [+6] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Micron will make noise soon [+6] u/Viktri1: Has Israel stopped bombing Lebanon? Need my stocks to moon [+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: I DONT WANT BLOODSHED I JUST WANT THE ECONOMY TO COLLAPSE [+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: if you got calls on PLTR when the president pumped it, can we get a refund? [+6] u/Baterick-Patman_: Uhh its gonna dump a bitti but not too long! “We remain cautious, and our hands remain on the trigger because we do not trust them,” Ambassador Mir Massoud Hosseinian told The Associated Press on Friday. He blamed the U.S. and Israel for reported ceasefire violations in the Iran war and said Iran is prepared to defend itself should there not be a satisfactory outcome in the next two weeks. He said Iran has been caught in “a vicious cycle” of negotiations, war, ceasefire and another war for years, adding: “We want to break this cycle.” Hosseinian also said the administration of the Strait of Hormuz after the war “will inevitably differ from before.” He added that Iran’s right to enrich uranium is “not negotiable,” although the level of enrichment is, framing his country’s nuclear program as a necessary part of future energy security for it. [+6] u/HandsOnTheBible: “SPY will never drop below 680 again” Famous last words [+6] u/BAShelley: Would love to see Palanshite go below $100, should be getting rinsed like the other software names [+6] u/After-Violinist-7485: they told me to buy calls. Why is it going the other direction? [+6] u/Lazy_Consequence8838: The one day this week I decided to stay out of puts [+6] u/No_Fee8324: 670 puts for Monday, then buy 650 friday puts with mondays profit. Thank me later [+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Fuck you to death Microsoft [+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: PLTR might be a great company but not with that fucking PE. [+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I think I’ve lived this day before and we bust a nut straight through 6940 [+5] u/LordCorgi: There are over 574,000 puts on the $680 0dte strike line. You think the MMs are actually going to let you have that money? [+5] u/BigGain_Shrek: The exit liquidity on tsla is incredible [+5] u/No_Cod972: Never negotiate with berrorists. We came to win. [+28] u/youdirtyhoe: https://preview.redd.it/fpt9ippr5eug1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69dd2f820c7d12f08fd57b308d1bc7482e0e2eb1 [+19] u/2020isgreat: iran has no cards besides control over the lifeline of the world [+15] u/ItsHighNoonBang: Netanyahu says he will stop attacking Lebanon: SP500 +.5% Today: Israel continues attacking Lebanon: SP500 flat [+15] u/jnas_19: Wants to drill, let it drill [+14] u/Wowmuchrya: Uh oh, bol thot inflation coming in hot was good 🤣🤣🤣🤣📉📉📉🤡🤡🤡🤡 [+13] u/Rizocon1: Waiting for the “Negotiations failed Iran will cease to exist on Tuesday” post [+13] u/zg44: 1 oil tanker has gone through Hormuz today, this is like "trade talks are going well" from the past. Europe might get completely screwed over in the next couple of weeks. Oil shortages probably going to take place there soon. [+13] u/McKoijion: If you're wondering why Trump so desperately wanted a ceasefire this week, it's because this is the week that the final oil shipments from before the war started are being delivered. April 1 was the final date for Asia and Africa. April 10 is the final date for Europe. April 15 is the final date for the US. You might start to panic when you hold you breath underwater, but it's a very different experience when you actually run out of air. https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/oil-prices-usa-map-gas-1766406 [+12] u/daisymoth9: couch fucker knows his chances in the 2028 election are donezo after this war lol [+12] u/Money_Term8366: You know 🥭 lost his touch when he can’t even fraudulently pump stocks anymore [+12] u/hallett21: I cannot believe he included the stock ticker lol [+11] u/MorpheusMKIV: "Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!!" Yeah I think interviewing the parents of the girl's school that got blown up could attest to that [+11] u/anonkraken: Can you believe like eight years ago, you could actually get useful alpha in this sub? [+10] u/nknk_3: JD Vance texting his hedge fund friends "Negotiation not going well" [+10] u/hettygreentypebeat: the fact that the TICKER is in the post not even hiding the fact that this is market manipulation 💀 [+10] u/Civil_Building_9650: Cash gang before close is wise [+10] u/EasySunday: Today is going to be a day that starts out as a trickle and will build up steam so all of the options theta down. Around 30 mins until market close somebody on CNBC will say "selloff picks up steam" and then the other guy will say "this is a healthy pullback margins were getting stretched but we are going up in the long term" Then on Monday we all actually die [+9] u/Firm_Passage_6844: mangos real purpose is actually running paid ads, PLTR just paid him billions to tweet that [+9] u/JaraxxusPS4: Have a good weekend. Hoping for a safe splashdown of Integrity crew. [+9] u/OftenOlives: Buffet is holding cash and this retard is trying to trade 🫵 [+9] u/clintgreasewoood: A desperate 🥭 might as well start cutting stimmy checks [+9] u/Illustrious_Job1951: #WE ARE THE HOTTEST COUNTRY (With inflation) [+9] u/Poptart_Salad: Heh, we would never betray Iran during negotiations a 3rd time would we? R-right? [+8] u/youdirtyhoe: I wonder what iran thinks of Vance’s eye liner. [+8] u/ajibtunes: Controlling the Strait of Hormuz seems like a pretty big "card" to me. [+8] u/Running_OutOfTime: Are we back to threatening nuclear annihilation? [+8] u/spudbro00: Mango a kardashian influencer getting paid for promo posts lol [+8] u/Low-Resource-7082: It wants to dump into close. It's just being a little bit shy rn [+8] u/codespyder: Whoever inversed me today would have made a fucking killing. They would have timed the tops and bottoms perfectly. [+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: SPY: +3%, MSFT: Zzzzzz SPY: -0.5%, MSFT: freak the fk out and sell everything [+7] u/Warm_Implement3088: Mango says Iran has "no cards" I now know for a fact that man is reading this thread daily. [+7] u/bemeandnotyou: LMFAO @ 🥭pumping PLTR, fkn pathetic [+7] u/TheWizardOfFries: I know I say this every day, but you all should probably start panic selling and calling your parents to do the same [+7] u/cryptohorn: Pro-Trump CNBC host Joe Kernen was triggered when former transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg accused President Donald Trump of “chickening out” during a debate over the Iran War, slamming the table after the accusation. [+7] u/concerndative: “ Ceasefire ! “+8% “ceasefire cancelled “-.2% rinse and repeat [+7] u/CherryPokerGame: Mango is on his period with all these truths [+7] u/General-Elk-6537: Good thing I sold at a loss or else I'd be winning rn. Lol silly me [+7] u/Adventurous_Tea_2198: I'd be up 100% YTD if I ignored reddit and stuck with my gut [+7] u/MachokeTheCryptoLord: Kind of a boring day ngl. [+7] u/WSB_Dre: Vix keeps rising, spy about to be falling [+7] u/Important_Yoghurt722: real bulls would buy calls right now [+7] u/WSB_Dre: This market is why people keep investing in Pokemon cards [+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: There’s nothing more painful than a slow downwards grinder day. Can we get some random bigdick pump energy back please? [+7] u/workredi: Who bought at the top? [+6] u/freddymojo: Waddup fellow bulls? My 5 stocks are up a whole 3 percent 😎 [+6] u/PretendAgency2702: Fucking market, just let it fall you crazy bastard [+6] u/Phandomtrigger: Fuck should’ve held my puts [+6] u/Winning-Goal4484: Should I sell my puts take a 2k loss or hold until exp 04/17 [+6] u/ForScience79: Spy green and bitcoin green? You know what that means? HOOD red [+6] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Vance dipped out of Pakistan, I feel like we would have seen an article or something if there was anything substantial [+6] u/Stop_The_Rain: Normally a bull but this is insane... [+6] u/East_Communication82: It would be really nice if POTUS would quit screwing the market today. [+6] u/ChillinInTheCorridor: Guys, what is it called when you full port into 0dte and your leg starts shaking and you keep scratching your head instead of working? Is it love for the game? [+5] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: This thread has more people that just want the market to crash than actual traders **lmao**🤌 [+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: The PLTR truth social post is fucking hilarious [+5] u/No-Lettuce3564: Sell sell sell, ahhhhhh [+20] u/Chancey004: WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL SAYS TRUMP NOW THINKS OPENING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS NOT EXPECTED SOON DUE TO DOUBTS. Time to rip 1% [+19] u/zeusbox: Fuck this I'm selling. [+19] u/imunfair: > Iran is signalling to its regional allies and proxies that it will not abandon them, insisting Lebanon be included in any ceasefire framework and that Israel halt attacks on Hezbollah. > > This stance was reinforced in a recent tweet by Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf, a prominent figure with deep ties to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC). > > Qalibaf appears to have been chosen to lead Iran’s negotiation team in Islamabad, a move confirmed by Deputy Chairman Mahmoud Nabavia. > > In his tweet, Qalibaf stressed that two issues must be addressed before talks begin: a ceasefire in Lebanon and the release of Iran’s blocked assets. > > However, the United States is unlikely to release these assets in advance, raising doubts about Iran’s participation in talks in Pakistan. It would be hilarious if Iran just leaves Vance sitting in Islamabad with his thumb up his ass because the US didn't meet their preconditions for negotiations. That would be the ultimate power move, and incredibly embarrassing for Trump. [+16] u/Ok-Reach-2580: 🥭 on PLTR: STOP THE COUNT! [+16] u/Sad-Airman: Imagine the insiders who bought 0dte calls for palantir before the tweet and it didn't pump LOL [+16] u/PimpCforlife: imagine taking a 15hr flight just to get food poisoning and to be told to go fuck yourself [+15] u/memmolemmo: 30k in sandisk over a year ago would be 1m+ today. [+15] u/Eggman36: Yall think Hiroshima was priced in [+14] u/gayforgoblin: Rich dad poor dad gay dad [+14] u/bendraw: The fact that his name rhymes with pump and dump is proof enough of nominative determinism. [+14] u/drbigtoe: absolutely no volume and I still managed to lose $400 today [+13] u/Grey-59throwaway: VIX: Climbing Oil: Climbing SPY: Climbing?? [+13] u/BracingFlyer_228: Power hour or swan dive onto my boss’s car from the 16th floor [+13] u/Domefieldadvantage: Bro tweeted out the ticker and everything and it’s still down 2% 😂 [+13] u/Grey-59throwaway: Breaking: Trump thinks reopening the strait is unlikely anytime soon [+13] u/centered_chaos: Market's primary directive is to fuck the most people every single day... [+12] u/drbigtoe: win some, lose some (i mostly lose some) [+12] u/chikenbeer: "What?" \- Boomers DCAin'g since 1980 with 1000% gains [+12] u/XTotallyDifferentGuy: If Iran missiled mango like Khomeini during peace talks, that would be the biggest dick energy the world has seen this century. And also my puts would absolutely buy me a new house. [+12] u/pixi88: I should have napped [+11] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: Let the rug Go on pltr [+11] u/imunfair: > US President Donald Trump has said the only reason Iranians are alive "is to negotiate". > > In a post on his Truth Social platform, the president says: "The Iranians don’t seem to realize they have no cards, other than a short term extortion of the World by using International Waterways. > > "The only reason they are alive today is to negotiate!" Just last week he was complaining that he didn't know who to negotiate with because he'd killed them all. Seems to me that negotiations are a trap to assemble the next kill list, for when they inevitably fail. [+11] u/Canadianinvestor1997: I don’t wish harm on anyone except those who buy Tesla stock [+11] u/solemnlowfiver: “I’ll just wait for a proper red day to re-enter.” TEN DAYS LATER [+10] u/PaxDev: Sorry guys, this is all because I bought calls today [+10] u/NOKIABUMPS69: Weekend parlay: Xander schaufflee masters winner, Netanyahu 2+ bombs dropped, 🥭2+ geriatric truth social posts [+10] u/mikefromedelyn: My wife's boyfriend just kicked my ass again. I am down 30k because of this orange ass goblin. I just want my life to go back to normal. [+10] u/cruisin_urchin87: Epic pullback of .17% Bols are in shambles [+10] u/ericthedisrespectful: JD is gay. he loves boys all day. you know that he's gay [+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: Dude, f\*ck semiconductors. Nobody wants this ai shit.. Toilet paper factories are getting burned down, data centers aren't far off [+10] u/Hang_Man1: I dont think anyone will be surprised if this dumps over the weekend. the manipulation has been blatant [+10] u/Chancey004: I'm getting quite tired of stupid ass Pakistan putting out a statement every time the market is dipping [+10] u/Desertbears: Up 13% this week, see yall Sunday night [+10] u/Canadianinvestor1997: I can’t exclaim how much I hate Tesla [+10] u/ProfessionalSite1298: Crazy trump tweeted about PLTR and it didn’t react [+10] u/vCharged: No volume…. We await the greatest deal ever made over the weekend [+9] u/Optimal-Midnight4295: Iran says no negotiations without Lebanon ceasefire - WSJ lol that oughta go over well with Nintendoyahoo [+9] u/Stack_Johnson: When you kill off the top 50 successors to a countries leadership, whoever is left cannot coordinate a field trip to Wendy’s, let alone a nationwide cease-fire. [+9] u/Osmirl: Well rip my oil calls [+9] u/centered_chaos: Volume too low..setup happening. After 3 or AH, will be major news... [+8] u/NOKIABUMPS69: Real bets are made into the close. Any regards loading puts into weekend like me? [+8] u/GideonWainright: T says he is rearming and Iran has no cards... except they can tank the world economy.   Peace negotiations are going well! [+8] u/Stack_Johnson: I am predicting that right there was the top. And puts will print like crazy all next week. [+8] u/International_Bee653: Don't trade your stocks retailer. Go home and be a family man. [+8] u/SpiritedVoice6248: Vix at 20 seems like a deal rn [+8] u/big_chestnut: i flipped a coin twice and made $1300, am i edging [+8] u/Low_Plastic363: Mango's biggest problem is that he talks SO. FUCKING. MUCH. The world has a pretty good bead on the pattern now. The madman theory might still worry rule-followers like Denmark, but it has no effect on Iran and even Canada, Spain and the UK have figured out the routine. [+8] u/KevinWarshNudes: The year is 2027. Adobe now has a p/e of .003 a forward p/e of .001 and makes its market cap in earnings daily. Despite this the stock will drop 1% per day because of market fears from anthropic and a new Claude release each day. AI is still 6 months from replacing all workers and Sam Altman raised 2T from shareholder dilution to propel OpenAI to 17B in revenue by 2030. [+8] u/Born-Variety-7339: I make irrational decisions when I’m bored [+8] u/Chancey004: The news the market was ripping on about sanctioned funds was fake and has already been deleted by every financial news bot 💀💀 [+8] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: PLTR just drilling all the way back to $122. [+8] u/Master_Bief: Always buy a small put option in case the president starts talking. [+7] u/botistic: What are these price actions!!! [+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: Theta has got you by the balls 🏀 [+7] u/An_aussie_in_ct: That’s the plot of True Lies [+6] u/BrushTraditional3324: Armageddon talks going well.... [+6] u/KnewTwoDiss: Can't wait for the SEC to investigate and stop Mango from posting about specific stocks!!! --- oh wait [+6] u/EnvironmentalSelf438: phone rings.... \`\`hey vance, turn the plane around´´ [+6] u/RayKam: Stupid ass market. Gonna take my 7% and hop out [+6] u/LarsTarkas: Msft to 0 is not a meme [+6] u/TreGet234: 33/33/33 portfolio: 33% coca cola, 33% walmart, 33% mcdonalds This is warren buffet. [+6] u/LongCucumber3710: Did Iran even say thank you once? [+6] u/Brodieischeese: Don’t ever replace adhd meds with options trading [+6] u/xeuropa: 🌮 deep in Palantir, the fact that he wrote the ticker insane🤣 [+6] u/unbenchhench: when trump makes a tweet about a stock usually marks the top [+5] u/pixi88: God don't remind me. [+5] u/MichaelP26: I was down 70% on my PLTR call then quadrupled down and now sold up like 60% in 20 sec 😭 [+5] u/EscapeHistorical178: Fk it selling it all to play prediction markets. [+18] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: 'We are negotiating very very hard. But now it's time for some golf. Later retards." [+17] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Bro TRUMP PLTR TWEET IS CRAZY [+15] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: the iranians don't seem to realize they have no cards, except for pocket aces [+15] u/Living-Giraffe4849: Genuine question wtf are the guys on the stuck boats doing all day? Booze cruise? LAN party? [+13] u/piszczel: Honestly I'm surprised that Donny couldn't pump those pltr baggies [+13] u/nyse25: Iran War was sooo 3 days ago [+12] u/Provolone-Jones: Go on Bessent, keep shorting oil. One of us is going to die and I’m dumb enough to think it won’t be me. [+12] u/Automatic-Article747: ive never seen anything more rigged in my life [+12] u/bringkiteback: All my hard work gains this week erased today god I fucking hate myself [+12] u/MetalliTooL: If Hormuz stays closed, wouldn’t the usual increase in oil demand in the summer cause a compounding effect on the rise of oil prices? [+11] u/InIce1234: Created my first Claude account 3 minutes ago, just logged in and it already coded the next $1T SaaS company for me. [+11] u/Icommandyou: The president of United States tried to pump PLTR lmao what a timeline [+11] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: Fine I’ll just do a couple 1dtes, I’ve earned it [+10] u/Fleeing_Sunlight: Weird ass price action [+10] u/sadguy__: Flat until close, bad news on weekend, then Blood red on monday open [+10] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: I love how all these 🥭cultists are suddenly acting like Bruce Springsteen isn’t the “Boss” and that Kid Rock is a good musician/performer. Like sorry, your politics don’t make my ears or brain stop working. One is literally one of the best performers and musicians of all time. The other might as well have NO REGRATS tattooed on his chest. [+9] u/crossdefaults: I wonder if the negotiations are going "Strongly," or "Very Strongly." [+9] u/MetalliTooL: “Oil is down because Trump demands the opening of the strait.” Yeah no shit he demands it, but how’s that going so far? [+9] u/Grouchy_Drink_1728: That was the insider trading candle [+9] u/throwingitanyway: your puts can't compete against $9 billion of government printing every day [+9] u/Provolone-Jones: Oil shorts are going to dance with the devil next week [+9] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude fuck goddamn MSFT. I've been so fucking pissed this week, watching MSFT just shit the bed day after day. I bought after the truce pop, as it had declined a bit for the day. And I was down like 4k by the next day. Now I'm down about 2k on this stupid fucking shit. How the fuck does a goddamn MAG7 stock that prints Azure money, go red this many fucking days in a row. I swear, MSFT has never strung together more than 2 green days, and those days were like .5%. Fucking SHIT DUDE. [+8] u/Cardiologist_Actual: Just full ported calls. This is financial advice [+8] u/feti_wap: Vance, hoped you packed your lube and knee pads.. we rooting for you [+8] u/ThatFreakImHim: A 0.3% eod pump to save my calls would be nice [+8] u/Tomieez: statements like the one from 🥭 just now are pure market manipulation. Like seriously, what message you want to convey here. It is like saying my fries will be burnt or maybe not [+8] u/Familiar-Explorer814: Holding oil over the weekend! Pray for me 🙏 [+7] u/Kamsedu: Any one feel RDDT is filled with bots, thinking of shorting it? [+7] u/Leading_Form_8485: Casino closes in 60min. Where go? Stay here? [+7] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: Ridiculous price action [+7] u/reactzzzz: 🥭 saw the market recovered so it’s time to cast some doubt into the reopening of the strait again, textbook 🥭 tactics [+7] u/SonOfLuigi: He doesn’t have the balls required to win a war. If you’re going to start a fucking war, you need to be willing to do what it takes to win otherwise you look like a pussy to your enemies and in a case like this you fuck over and piss off all of your friends. The only way to win beyond total obliteration, which is not an option, was to completely choke Iran to death by destroying or seizing their oil infrastructure and/or the United States shutting the Strait of Hormuz down to any Iranian shipping. But NO BALLS [+7] u/Leading_Form_8485: I'll be rich on Monday. You'll see. [+7] u/UselessPresent: I love how I celebrate my puts for winning not realizing I’m losing 2X that amount in my retirement on these drops. [+6] u/Living-Giraffe4849: SOMEONE PLZ LET ME PARLAY MY OPTIONS CONTRACTS [+6] u/Snowman33001: Sir, a second plane has hit bers’ confidence [+5] u/LunarPayload: So, do I fill up the tank on the way home, or try making it to Monday morning? [+14] u/are_videos: weekend prediction: -Vance gonna get murked -🥭 call for ground invasion monday SPY 700 [+14] u/slimeystevebob: Either Iran gets what it wants or the war continues. There is no good option for the USA. Art of the deal. [+10] u/jda823: Why does Claude keep attaching directions on making motov cocktails on the end of its responses? [+9] u/Thebaxxxx: Firing my broker. Retail is being sold out by these moves 👍 [+9] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Breaking News; I like turtles [+9] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Mango is gonna dump the market next week [+9] u/Ancient_Building_529: i've got to let it expire worthless to really teach me a lesson [+8] u/rd26: Lmao at all the news pumps they're pushing before markets close today. I'm not fighting it, but shit is fake af. [+8] u/OrangMiskin: Barron is literally the son of a hoe though [+8] u/Dewton: Last time I typed coordinated short attack spx dropped $10. It’s the magic touch if it happens again [+8] u/SundayAMFN: anything less than 0.3% really just needs to be an email at this point i mean its 2026 guys [+7] u/eje0100: Finally broke my 5 day L streak. $2700 day !! [+7] u/-IQ200: Loading up on all the single tickers 🥭 called out. It’s giving “now is a good time to buy” vibes. [+7] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: [Paramount leader](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paramount_leader) [Xi Jinping](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xi_Jinping) tells [Kuomintang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuomintang) [chairwoman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chairman_of_the_Kuomintang) [Cheng Li-wun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheng_Li-wun) that [China](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China) will "absolutely not tolerate" [independence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiwan_independence_movement) for [Taiwan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiwan), in his first meeting with a Taiwanese opposition leader in a decade. [(Reuters)](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/chinas-xi-meets-taiwan-opposition-leader-beijing-state-media-says-2026-04-10/) [(CNBC)](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/10/china-taiwan-reunification-cross-strait-relations-trump-visit-may-.html) [+7] u/carvanaPUTS: Guys I finally got to Zero in my account. When do start making the money? [+7] u/GrassOrAss954: Looks like i’ll once again be revenge trading next week. [+7] u/cats_are_gay_ama: I can't believe 🥭 going so far as to post the fucking ticker for Palantir couldn't even save my calls. I'm so ass at this trading stuff I should stop [+7] u/FG-Oracle: Oil lower lows, we may actually moon shoot [+7] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: Seems like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue [+7] u/Jaysler87: PLTR started the 🥭vs Burry war [+7] u/Difficult-Branch8184: The pump will continue until morale improves [+6] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Fuck this I'm buying [+6] u/Spiritual-Hat-700: This V is looking a little bit More like an L [+6] u/FullCopy: Daily reminder: *The Hormuz* is still VIP only. Your name isn’t on the list, you’re not getting in. No exceptions. Also, two drink minimum, $1M each. [+6] u/Desperate-Math-8365: Surly that dump on oil was worth a dollar up on spy. Wtf [+6] u/yofisherman123: This is a certified theta day