What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 23, 2026

[+30] u/Wowmuchrya: “green by open” “wtf why is it down???” “HES GONA TACO” “ITS NOT EVEN DOWN THAT MUCH LOL” “spy 700 EOD” Just some of the lines of copium we’ll be seeing in 1.5 hours and for the rest of the week. [+27] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: Dont forget! 1) Trade emotionally 2) Profit from war 3) Sometimes panic, thats ok 4) Hold your calls until expiry, just in case 5) Buying calls right before earnings is the key, and sometimes during world economic disasters 6) Have fear when you feel like youre missing out 7) Penny stocks are cheap so you can buy alot of them! 8) Everyone on wsb is a trading genius so listen to them! [+26] u/Trashpanda7193: Lmao 🥭 getting trolled by Iranian pres [+25] u/one_excited_guy: I will be monitoring the situation [+25] u/Gom_KBull: so in response to the 48 hour threat, iran basically said "Shut up. You're retarded." hahahahaha [+24] u/Brawlerz16: Calls… to my family and loved ones to tell them everything is over. [+23] u/Embarrassed_Try1055: This is all because they chose Hillary over Bernie in 2016 [+23] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: I can’t see us actually destroying Iranian civilian infrastructure which means it’s definitely happening [+22] u/Rvin16: Me: *Sees $20 shirt* Oh my that price is ridiculous Also me: *Buys OTM weekly at $800* [+22] u/MusingsAndMind: me after losing $500 gambling "oh well gg anyway what else i got going on today?" me after spending $300 on something necessary "im gonna be sick." [+20] u/superchargerhe: My move tomorrow is throwing my toaster into the bath [+20] u/bearhunter429: #America spends $1 trillion a year on its military, more than the rest of the world combined and it can't even open up a strait LMAO🤌 [+19] u/Emotional-Bag1398: Tomorrow is gonna be one of those days you just look yourself in the mirror, tuck your dick, and do a little dance [+19] u/kalakesri: Was Maduro bait to make 🥭 overconfident [+19] u/Micheal_Hancho: # THIS IS ALL SLEEPY AND KAMMALA'S FAULT, OBVIOUSLY 😡 [+17] u/maldinisnesta: Born too early to fight in the Middle East, born too late to fight in the Middle East, born just in time to fight in the Middle East. [+17] u/Pale_Newspaper_82: call off from work. overdose. anything to escape this hell [+17] u/CigInside: Genuinely what was the plan with Iran? [+17] u/FinanceRedditCreeper: i am asking for a +7% SPY movement in the next 3 days [+17] u/genjky: Filled my taxes today. I''m now responsible for 5% of a tomahawk missile. [+17] u/Life-Has-Been-Peachy: Get your spacesuits on. Our calls will be rocketing tomorrow 🚀🚀🚀🚀 [+17] u/ihatenames-: If SPY opens green tomorrow I will eat my own shit [+16] u/ManyHead6662: We might see 600 before 700 [+16] u/Historical_Bother274: What are my moves tomorrow? SELL EVERYTHING AND FREAK THE FUCK OUT [+16] u/McKoijion: Twitter bulls have shifted from "war is good for the economy" to "the S&P 500 is going to decline, but not as much as foreign markets." I guess they only needed to talk up their books until options expiration on Friday. [+16] u/moorhound: Kuwait/UAE/Bahrain/Saudi Arabia's percent of potable water derived from Persian Gulf desalination plants: 70-99% Iran's percent of potable water derived from Persian Gulf desalination plants: 3% *Don't play this fucking game* [+15] u/Deadsea3132: To think we’d probably be at 2x ATHs if 🥭’s opponent won [+15] u/guy_cloutier: Dump at open. Taco at 2PM. Green EOD. [+15] u/McKoijion: > U.S. WARNS IT MAY BE FORCED TO LAUNCH GROUND OPERATION TO CAPTURE IRAN'S KHARG ISLAND, OFFICIALS TELL COUNTERPARTS - JERUSALEM POST Lol, Israel really wants America to invade Iran for them. It's kind of amazing how much effort they put into framing it like the US's choice. [+15] u/StonksInvesteur: What if I say the US purposely push oil price then sell oil reserve to the world along with Japan at high, then restock with Venezuelan oil. Meanwhile they disrupted Middle East oil for that sole purpose? In fact, puts on oil [+15] u/bearhunter429: #Iran says Hormoz Strait is not blocked and approved ships can pass through as long as they are not American or Israeli. They are already denying that they blocked the strait. LMAO🤌 [+14] u/financiallythriving: My wife has 8 Stanley cups what the fuck [+14] u/2bhellath1cc: Lol regards really think the 🌮 suddenly means Iran will open up the strait again [+14] u/aa73gc: So the gold hedge was a lie all along. They meant black gold [+14] u/avdvetf: Think if we give them mango (shirtless, hands tied behind his back, with an apple in his mouth), the persians will forgive us? [+13] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: TIPS TO SAVE ON GAS 1.) Check air in your tires 2.) Reduce your speed 3.) Avoid lots of starts and stops 4.) Don't go to war just because Israel tells you to 5.) get rid of extra weight, unless it's your dog. Keep him, he's a good boy. [+13] u/CasualPersistence: Spoke with someone late last week who had no idea about anything going on in the Middle East. He’s probably late 40s, early 50s. I honestly admire the ignorance. [+12] u/Internal_Field5970: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/22/iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-trump-oil-prices-economy.html lol cnbc says 2 week Lines up with last year schedule too 🤣 just bet on corruption [+11] u/callsonreddit: Prediction: wsb lose money [+11] u/2020isgreat: Do Bulls literally not pay attention to what happens in the weekend and just hope it works out... just because it's done while market is closed doesn't mean it didn't happen [+11] u/hockeyfun1: Operation Epic Furry is actually making my portfolio green YTD. They can keep the 🌈 of Hormuz closed for all I care. $10 per gallon gas just means less ass hats on the road for me to deal with. Thank you for your attention to this matter. [+11] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: KONY 2012 the original psy op [+11] u/2020isgreat: Bulls moving goal posts faster than 🥭 can tear them down [+11] u/Ghost-1969: 🚨Iran has been completely destroyed a couple times now but somehow it can be completely destroyed again 🚨 [+11] u/gm92845: Mango will say war is cancelled and we have 6 more weeks of winter. [+11] u/SeaweedLeft9746: 150$ a barrel is not a meme [+11] u/softboiledjadepotato: ngl, ICE agents deploying to airports tomorrow seems an ominous development [+10] u/Christiano97: Gap down incoming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BREAKING: Iran responds to President Trump's threat to "obliterate" Iranian power plants if the Strait of Hormuz is not opened "within 48 hours." Iran's response: 1. Iran will "completely close" the Strait of Hormuz 2. Iran will hit “vital” infrastructure in the Middle East 3. This includes energy, IT, and water desalination facilities 4. Iran’s senior military commander says the country’s military strategy has shifted from defensive to offensive 5. Iranian officials say the country has enough reserves of essential goods to last for up to one year Trump's deadline has 33 hours remaining. [+10] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Even if we get nuked, they'll still make you pay your student loans. [+10] u/Gom_KBull: # Bols really clinging to the "concept of a framework of a peace deal" being real LMAO # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ [^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s) [+10] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: They are long oil. Fucking bols don't get it, and are too damn gullibulls. They will push oil to 200, make an insane amt of money. Then dump it, and pile into spy at dirt cheap prices, and make 10X on top of 10X . Lmfao 😂 😂 😂, Just like last April at -20% [+9] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Moves tomorrow: collecting $2 bills, goon, maybe get a haircut [+9] u/Bam2458: Can we recode Claude, ChatGPT, Grok, and Gemini so that whenever anyone within the US administration asks it a war-related question it always recommends de-escalation? Please? [+9] u/cannythecat: 1.5 hours for a ceasefire or bol in trouble [+9] u/ILikeCorgiButt: Looks like r/stocks and r/investing is going cash. Bottom is in bois [+9] u/jasperCrow: Big red slide tomorrow [+9] u/aftherith: You know what happens every time the chat is this bearish and 🥭 obsessed. Every time. [+9] u/SeaweedLeft9746: MSFT has been making Windows for 50 years now, and they still haven't figured out how reliably put a computer into hibernation mode [+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: watching this administration fight against itself would be a lot funnier if I didn't have to pay for it [+8] u/TheRealArmament: Down 19k YTD but I’m no regard I know I can’t lose money in the long run if I keep buying QQQ 🚀🚀🚀 [+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Be a lot cooler if this wasn’t the current timeline lmao [+8] u/FinalbossShaggy: 1. liquidate my trading portfolio 2. wait some time before investing in european mineral and energy stocks/indices. [+8] u/Embarrassed_Try1055: Some of you may lose money , but that’s the risk I am willing to take because that was always the plan. [+8] u/n1ck90z: >Iranian foreign minister Abbas Araghchi said Sunday that maritime traffic isn’t passing through the strait of Hormuz because insurance companies are concerned about the US-initiated war, but asserts that the strait is not closed. So we really do just need a 🌮? [+8] u/tika_dengu: Market always does the opposite of what most people think….calls it is [+8] u/OkAlternative7705: If Monday is green I am full porting puts [+8] u/IlinistRainbow6: if i run for president and eliminate capital gains tax would yall vote for me? [+8] u/NecessaryOk6148: Getting ready to pay taxes with money that has now been lost thanks to this shitty war [+8] u/CardiologistEqual336: Iran: “I can do this all day 🤣” [+7] u/isolated-cat: oil gonna open 100+ isn't it [+7] u/Beginning_Purple_579: Moves tomorrow? How about SURVIVING? [+7] u/Confident_Bee1447: Believe it or not, whiskey [+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Imagine doing a Leeroy Jenkins in Iran [+7] u/orrangearrow: the 48 hours expires at 7:30p tomorrow. Tuesday's open is gonna be something [+7] u/ThouOne: The Strait of Gaymouz must be opened, end the war Taco [+7] u/abroadbroadband: **If the market doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the bulls of WallStreetBets will be obliterated, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! Thank you for your attention to this matter.** [+7] u/Roxorek: orangeman’s foreign policy is basically my options strategy: random tweets, instant reversal, total destruction of value. [+7] u/bearhunter429: #Ok we bombed Iran back to stone age and made our point. When is gonna taco already? LMAO🤌 [+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: I swear if I load puts, we get some bullshit tweet/voice clip where Taco/Bibi announce the war is over, market believes the bullshit and pumps, I get stopped out and ruined, Iran says nu-uh and market starts crashing. I might become schizophrenic [+7] u/Status-Net2947: Buying SMCI by selling all of my TSLA and PLTR gains yolo [+7] u/2020isgreat: Bol cope is so delectable [+7] u/banned_boyz: Crypto being down over the weekend is always an indicator of what the market will look like Monday morning [+7] u/Dear_Respond4522: On my way to the barber to get that Henry V [+7] u/CasualPersistence: Prediction for this week: theta will fuck everyone [+7] u/Roxorek: waiting for solana $40 bitcorn $30k ethereum $600 nuke em all [+7] u/n1ck90z: If my only source of information was 🥭 tweets, i would assume Iran was just a big hole through the earth by now with how many times it got destroyed. [+7] u/CompoteSpecialist618: The bearishness in this thread is clearly the most bullish signal I’ve seen in months, green Monday. Pin this in your heads for tomorrow. [+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: my nips could cut diamonds rn [+6] u/Nice-Difference8641: Can someone just tell me if the power plant thing is a bluff or not I’m going insane [+6] u/Big_Living8594: SPY: +6% MSFT:-0.50% SPY: -1% MSFT - 3% My MSFT bags suck [+6] u/MrUnbekanntovic: Iran probably would have taken the threat more serious, if it would be 96 hours and coming from Liam Neeson [+6] u/Swiftnice: Gulf states are going to lose their minds if 🥭 hits a power plant and Iran starts hitting desalination plants. [+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: SEND KONY 2012 TO THE STRAIT. MAKE A YOUTUBE VIDEO AND SPREAD AWARENESS [+6] u/TernTheNumbers: I hope both Trump and Iran follow through on their worst threats. $300 oil might get people to stop polluting so much. If the short-term benefits of dirty vs clean energy are wiped out, people might actually switch. It would also put an end to the middle east's undue power and influence over the world. [+6] u/Character_Pirate_152: What sux is that if you have a bad president and he is impeached and removed from office, you are stuck with his vice president who he chose and is possibly a bigger idiot. [+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: my MSFT calls are on life support [+6] u/2020isgreat: Bulls the scenario they are giving you is 50-100 days... this is probably the best case scenario you can stop being retarded and sell [+6] u/hv876: T-85 minutes to attend funeral service for calls. [+6] u/Moose_knucklez: Do you want me to go ahead and escalate further ? 1. Yes 2. Yes, and don’t ask again for similar commands in C:\Users\Trump\Epic Fury 3. No, and tell Claude what to do differently (esc) [+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: 🥭 spoke saying “you will find out soon what will happen with the ultimatum on the power plants…the results will be very good.. there will be the total destruction of Iran, and it is going to work great”📉🔥🛢️🐻🌈 [+5] u/Shurlak: The war will be over someday so can we like not sell anymore? [+5] u/isolated-cat: the war will continue until morale improves. let's keep the volatility going [+5] u/Embarrassed_Try1055: Iran’s military says Strait of Hormuz will be ‘completely closed’ if US bombs power plants [+5] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: IRAN FM RESPONDS TO TRUMP: “- Strait of Hormuz is not closed. Ships hesitate because insurers fear the war of choice you initiated—not Iran \- No insurer—and no Iranian—will be swayed by more threats. Try respect \- Freedom of Navigation cannot exist without Freedom of Trade.............................so strait open or not? [+5] u/Bam2458: Haven’t opened my port in 5 days. Prob not gonna open it for another 5 at least. [+5] u/hiohiohiza: Never met a 🌈🐻 with wife changing money [+5] u/neo-futurism: Everyone who bought a Put: 🤡 Everyone who bought a Call: 🤡 [+5] u/Daveonaltair4: Tomorrow will be not good, everything needs to flock to safety, and that means Fartcoin. [+5] u/MusingsAndMind: well my moves tomorrow firstly are turning off my retirement account contributions because the prices seem to be dropping. when they go back up i'll turn them back on [+5] u/lipmanz: No one has any faith that 🥭 can 🌮 out of this one, you’re talking about 👑🥭🌮 people! [+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: honestly have to hand it to the MMs, they bull trapped the fuck out of me. bought a truckload of MSFT calls when it hit 410 just for it to crater [+5] u/Swiftnice: We've barely dropped yet. If we have the same drop as on liberation day SPY would bottom at $550 [+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: two people running for town moderator have plastered my neighborhood in signage. Imagine wanting to be a mod that bad [+5] u/iStayG00bin: 🥭 threatening power plants now. we're cooked [+5] u/Fun_Purpose6972: Soooo... With stagflation incoming, what's the play? Everything is getting fucked [+5] u/Bam2458: 🥭: *Bombs Havana* “What war? The one with Cuba? We’re decimating them.” [+5] u/Fkn1v1mem8: 645 puts gonna print Monday [+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: I mean - can't please everyone, right? ***extremely loud fart*** [+5] u/shbk: My port is so tired of winning [+5] u/ExplosiveDlarrhea69: I thought my blood pressure was really high because I ate a burger and fries at like 11PM last night but then I just too a monster shit and my heart rate went back to normal [+5] u/Suspicious_Ad9833: Israel military just said "they expect more weeks of fighting" [+5] u/leshermes: why does history always repeat itself? because the people never learn their lessons... [+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: So like 12 hours until the straight is open “or else” [+37] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: There’s a reason no other US prez in 47 years tried this with Iran, because when you sit down and war game it it comes down to this exact outcome every single time [+19] u/14BrewMan: Congress has absolutely no balls [+18] u/jonneh: Hey Claude, Settle the Iran conflict and bring peace to the Middle East. # *Make no mistakes*. [+18] u/JohanLiebert92: need Sydney Sweeney's melons to rest on my face [+17] u/spaurake: This would have never happened if Hormuz was gay not strait. [+17] u/Fhyzikz: Only use case for bitcoin I can think of is selling it for a loss [+16] u/miicrojackson: my nvidia 177 calls noooooooooooo [+16] u/SuperSix: bols going to look at futures in an hour like the dinosaurs that raised their heads to look at the giant fking asteroid going through the atmosphere [+15] u/kryptonyk: Hey some of you are pretty cool. Don’t show up to the market tomorrow [+14] u/sonianevermindX: Let’s just skip to Tuesday [+14] u/Excel_Spreadcheeks69: This sub is literally the reddit short bus and I love it [+14] u/gen_x_og_0DTE: 🥭 tomorrow after markets tank: We have a concept of a general idea of a framework of a notion to open the straight (sic) and therefore do not have to bomb all Iran's power plants. YOU'RE WELCOME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!!! [+13] u/Happy-Champion1661: If the market does not give me back ALL MY CALLS LOSSES, WITHIN 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, I WILL OBLITERATE THE ENTIRE ECONOMY BY BUYING MORE CALLS ON EVERYTHING! ALL STONKS WILL GO TO 0. Thank you for your attention to this matter! - permabol [+12] u/soad1331: Half of you dipshits are lying. Which is it? Green or Red? My entire net worth is riding on it. [+12] u/BunchaPepperFcks: BTC breaking down. Monday is going to be hell on earth, shit-other-people's-pants-circuit breaker-doom scrolling-rapture red. [+11] u/SuperSix: oil is giga fuckin cooked when futures open fellas im telling yall [+11] u/kbenitez1271: Green day tomorrow so obvious [+11] u/B2BContinuum: His next act is shooting someone in the middle of times square [+10] u/jonneh: # calls on retardadium 🧪👨‍🔬 [+10] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Kharg island Friday after market close and they’ll justify bc it’s not boots in Iran just an island [+10] u/NotEasyOne_Regard: Straight of Hormuz is causing problems eh? Gay of Hormuz would never cause problems. [+10] u/Full_Conference_7349: Mother kicked me out today. Posting from the business center of my local Marriott Residence Inn. Give me ways to enjoy my penthouse sweet [+10] u/Excel_Spreadcheeks69: #BREAKING NEWS **STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ IS ACTUALLY GAY** - *REUTERS 2026 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* ©️ [+9] u/Solid-Season9984: The permabulls have hopped on the bear wagon. Its no longer cool anymore. MM's whenever you're ready. [+9] u/Liability049-6319: 🥭really said Allahu Akbar to your port [+9] u/Dear-Original-1024: Israel is limiting the number of people that can leave the country. Incoming flights can be full. Outbound flights can have no more than 50 people. Per channel 13. Ukraine did the same when their war started. [+9] u/wright_on_: Claude, teach me to trade oil futures. Make no mistakes. [+9] u/mapsosa: mr president, a second plane hit 🌽 [+9] u/drakilian: Are you really sitting here calling Israel the second strongest military power in the world? Tell me you're not a zionist with a straight face goddamn [+8] u/michaelklemme: Foreign accents that are loud and fast are sensory hell [+8] u/dontslambro: Keeps looking like boots [+8] u/UnivalveX: we actually pumped the first trading day after the war started [+8] u/Few-Frosting-4213: Things have never been more over. [+8] u/Yousoldmetohigh: That eod pump on Friday got me. [+8] u/soad1331: I've decided to become a shitposter. I'm literally taking a shit and you all are stupid. [+8] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Liberation day week spy was down 14%, right now only 7% so a lot more room before 🍊can 🌮 without his masters culling him. [+8] u/diunay_lomay_a: Market is cooked. Corn is down [+8] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Tomorrow I’ll probably die as a proud bul fml [+8] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Eveeyone saying btc is down so i check and its down a few hundred dollars [+7] u/WarmCan3034: So spy calls or spy puts tmr, someone tell me, tryna buy a house by the EOY [+7] u/J_da_CPA: If you take Pete out from Epstein, all that’s left is sin [+7] u/vermilli21: Sold my puts before closed Friday. Kinda regretting it now knowing we are probably gonna gap down [+7] u/kjl8921: Taco reputation ain’t scaring nobody [+7] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: SMCI calls.. the bad employees left. [+7] u/xTeeD: Just got my commercial pilots license in msfs 2024. Dm for rides ($$$) [+7] u/Excel_Spreadcheeks69: Hiring this guy Alex “Tren” [Surname Redacted] for a security position, he mentioned this sub in the interview, can anyone provide me with a character reference? Thanks in advance [+7] u/EatMaTesticles: This going to be worse than 9/11 + 2008 + COVID crash combined [+7] u/throwingitanyway: diego garcia exchange just opened, futes down 4% [+7] u/Mister_Unicornio: Is trump tweet just him rage posting what he is thinking at the moment? He changes opinion and sentiment every few hours [+7] u/kinkyhentai69: Too bearish in here geen monday [+7] u/Alternative_Boat_652: My moves tomorrow? Smoke. Yank it. Smoke again. Repeat until 4pm. [+7] u/sloanemonroe: God I hope his voters went all in after it popped after hours on Friday. They deserve it. [+7] u/poorat8686: The sailors on twitter are being served lobster WHEN OVERNIGHT CAME THE OLD BULLS CAME ON DECK SAYIN FELLAS WELL BE GREEN BY MORNIN AT 7 PM WHEN THE 🌽 CHART CAVED IN HE SAID FELLAS I CANT PAY MY TAXES [+7] u/pinghing: I don't see any walls in the Strait of Hormuz. It's wide open. Just drive the boat bro. [+7] u/RAMBO_JESUS: I hope you get banned [+6] u/smart_doge: Ordered some nice showerhead 🚿 for the bath. Calls on my water bills [+6] u/JohanLiebert92: just need butt🌽 to drop $68000 more and I'm all in [+6] u/Cocaine_Addiction: I showed wsb to my mom and she grounded me [+6] u/aew2019: DON'T OPEN THE CASINO! [+6] u/Haikoe: After all this war stuff, Cuba invasion and Greenland sale, mango is going to cancel the dollar and announce Americacoin [+6] u/MrMegalopsychia: They are charging for Marinara sauce at dominoes…calls it is [+6] u/lalyt93: Making money tomorrow been fiending all weekend after only making 1$ Friday OPEN THE CASINO [+6] u/Benesovia: ATH tomorrow trump and Elon are such smart operators. They surely know we are fucked…right? [+6] u/NativePlant870: I thought they were totally obliterated. Dude is so full of horse shit [+6] u/Ok-Wealth5759: I CAN SEE THE FUTURE, TOMORROW WILL BE GREEN 🪀🪀🪀🪀⛳️⛳️🇧🇷🇨🇨🇨🇨🇲🇴🇲🇴🐸🐸✅ [+6] u/BenySpaghetty: If my port drops 2%, I'll turn my phone off. That way my losses are capped at 2%. 🧠 [+6] u/Boromir-Wants-: TBH we’re dealing with a Taco vs an Ideology that prevents seeing hot girls faces/body’s in public. Both suck. Let it all fvcking burn. [+6] u/Valkorion335786: Strait of Hormuz wil be renamed during pride month [+6] u/YNeverWAlone: Everybody is overthinking this. The first phase of the war is over. America failed in achieving its objective in the first phase. Second phase can’t start until the marines arrive. Everything until then doesn’t matter it’s only noise. Once the marines are in proximity then they will decide whether or not to go ahead with the second phase. [+6] u/Sam_Vicious2: Well damn if bitcoins a preview of tonight 🥲 [+6] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/p7rpucdmxnqg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3721d74c3c0ab52a120c720bfd015e6c661b6650 [+6] u/buttaviaper: waiting for them futes to open like it’s fucking christmas morning [+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Place calls at open 30 days out and delete app. Riches or cardboard box living. No in between [+5] u/SadDevelopment3049: Definitely red tomorrow. What stock are you buying? [+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: i hate the strait of horny [+5] u/All_four_Elements: Just put $300 towards supplies for my new found hobby, Paintless Dent Repair 🤗 [+5] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Japan in talks to buy oil in yuan? GG petrodollar [+5] u/PopularCut4124: What’s this I hear about some whore muse and Iran ? [+5] u/jez124: Knowing this market it will be green somehow tomorrow. Or red and then Trump posts on socials that War is nearly done. Then we pumpp. [+5] u/Fineous40: One hour till bull ports limit down [+5] u/Philly8181: When is the 48 hours over? [+5] u/AssociateLate1116: Futes open blood red and then +2% green by end of day tomorrow [+5] u/Yousoldmetohigh: I have calls. The copium is so strong with green tomorrow that I wish I had what yall are smoking. [+5] u/PappleD: you retards really think we'll be green tomorrow? lol [+5] u/Due-Information-6277: I’m scared and I’m holding puts lol. [+5] u/NativePlant870: corn crashing 1 hour ahead of schedule [+5] u/Basis_404_: Crypto drilling another 2.5% must mean green at open right bulls? [+5] u/smart_doge: Murica would choose a madman over a woman, twice. Think of it [+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: Our military is half cocked and the terrain makes it near impossible to find their artillery. Mines aren’t so simple to remove as well.. not to mention underwater drones. Battleships can take a lot of heat, but not tankers. They have formidable missiles too… We will probably see extensive damage to atlases one of our ships by the time this is done. It’s dumb to underestimate them, especially when numerous military experts warn of those exact risks The best bull case is they 🥭 tacos [+17] u/Comfortable_Oil6642: The amount of confidence for a dump here is at the highest level I’ve seen. I cannot fathom how amazing it will be if there is a pump. [+14] u/saccotac: “Father release the tweet….” -B. Trump [+14] u/awstick: Only 20 minutes to go until you can stare at futures for 15.5 hours before the market opens [+13] u/Mcluckin123: Iran are putting a lot of effort into their memes https://x.com/furkangozukara/status/2035817775235559598?s=46&t=c_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A Makes me want to long oil [+13] u/Leading-Future6691: Bols waiting patiently for that one tweet [+12] u/IXI_Bman: If theres a pump tomorrow it would be the biggest scam ever created [+12] u/looool_k_libtard: Hope everyone is excited to be able to buy SPY at levels from the 1996 soon [+11] u/greyenlightenment: trump realizing he cannot compel Iran to open the strait [+11] u/ConstantAd1: Calls, puts, cash are all fucked [+11] u/MoleMan199: Is the fat man tweeting again? [+11] u/borkdpasito: I’ve said it a few times now. 🥭 cannot TACO without forfeiting the Gulf and jeopardising the petrodollar. China and Russia are pulling strings. Get long on oil. Sell everything else . [+10] u/SuperNewk: Limit down at open. Everyone in my family has their app open to sell it all at 8pm [+10] u/Routine-Agent-160: Satisfying to see overwhelming number of bears. Your puts are about to get absolutely nuked. Friday pump last few minutes was just a preview. Good luck. [+9] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: i just want SPY 300 again [+9] u/Traditional_Hair_453: THE MARKET IS FUK SELL IT ALLLLL [+9] u/Iknowyougotsole: Weekend dow crashing. Tomorrow is already a guaranteed lock win for the 🌈🐻 [+8] u/Madsen13140: Tommorow i ll be an Europoorer [+8] u/PinealTone: If 🌽 goes red by Mar 31st.. it would be the 6th months is a row closing red.. 1st time in its history. [+8] u/ProudPeak3570: 30mins till the bol slaughter continues [+8] u/Traditional_Hair_453: DAMMMMMMPPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTT [+8] u/soup4br3kfast: My spy 649 puts boutta print at open [+8] u/Fuzzy-Monk-7520: tomorrow is circuit breaker testing. [+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: Good bye United States of America. Hello, Discombobulated States of America [+7] u/Competitive_Lab9117: Fullporting SPY 0dte puts at open hasn't failed me yet. YOLO!! [+7] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: 30 mns till futes are in shambles [+7] u/S0Anon: Bulls full porting their life savings on the words (tweets) of 2 chronic liars, one of them being a literal juice. Can't make this up [+7] u/Icommandyou: It’s time to form the prayer circle everyone [+6] u/greyenlightenment: bitcoin going to sub 60k tonight. so glad i stayed short and did not change the method. there is no hedging or decoupling. it always dumps later [+6] u/FartPolluter: The US Gov "short term pain for long term pain" messaging suggests we could have a long ways to go yet. [+6] u/Snoo23417: Do regular people realize how much they are winning? [+6] u/Special-Age6210: Well that's everything fucked.. they actually did it. Circuit breaker is guaranteed [+6] u/FatandBankrupt: I’m going to tinkle myself at market open [+6] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #Guys are u tired of winning yet ? [+6] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #men u might have to sell anoos to make rent up cause dame [+6] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Baron just cashed in all his 🌽 to buy the rip when the “Straight is open” tweet hits tonight. [+6] u/Ok-Cow1616: Went 50% cash on Friday but I’m starting to think that was not enough [+6] u/greyenlightenment: no such thing as oversold bitcoin. [+6] u/music_crawler: Dow probably gonna open at around 43 tomorrow. [+6] u/snspro: PANIC BEGINS IN 20 MINUTES [+6] u/XorAndNot: Remember when our main concern was the interest rate lmao [+6] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Wowmuchrya** bet **SPY** goes from **653.27** to **646.74** before **23-Mar-2026 04:56 PM EDT** Their record is 21 wins and 14 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+5] u/zephyrs85: I need the market to gap down to 2020 prices so I can go all in. [+5] u/frogboyjr: so in 24 hours time we could easily be up or down literally 10% [+5] u/goooodie: Not going to be able to afford petroleum jelly for tmrw morning [+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: About to make an investment changing the oil in my cars. Maybe I’ll sell the used oil on marketplace, no low ballz, I know what I got [+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Every time is see someone comment “bloodbath” I worry for my puts I bought at close on Friday. 43 mins till I can have fake confirmation bias. If oil is up I’ll stop worrying. [+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: I was hoping tomorrow I’d be like woooooooooooooo but in reality it’s prob gonna be a noooooooooooooo [+5] u/BrilliantCare8875: Ice practicing ufc moves on their pillows to get ready to use on some airport lounge influencers tomorrow [+5] u/CompleteChemical4198: btc crashing to fund one last taco hope pump at open? [+5] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Corn futes have like a 50/50 chance of being right, this means nothing until 6 [+5] u/greyenlightenment: A week ago at 74k ppl were certain Bitcoin was going to surge and now back to 66k lol [+5] u/Vegetable_Push6542: BTC was ripping last week while QQQ tanks. Don't think they correlate anymore. If anything, might be bullish that people are selling crypto to move back into equities sensing the war is coming to a close soon. [+5] u/kim82352: Where the heck is the Plunge Protection Team when we need them? [+5] u/mygoalistomakeulol: GOOD TIME TO SELL - DJT [+5] u/greyenlightenment: if strait is ever opened it will be at last moment or after everyone here blown out [+5] u/Special-Age6210: My SPY calls gonna print [+5] u/tommylol66: Btc to 35-40k. I’m a buyer there [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: is this when we're supposed to *panic*? [+5] u/hollywoodhoops_: Is this a good time for my first time stock market interaction? :) [+5] u/Subymoa: Tomorrow is bearish per All 3 major AI chatbots. [+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Based upon my reading of various Reddit subs work on a cure for TDS. I could make millions. [+5] u/HistorianMuch8963: One of those day we will get a session where SPY goes like -3% to +2% 0dte will be like 100x bagger. When will be this day ? [+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Israeli army chief says the operation against Hezbollah “has only begun” and would be “prolonged”. Lebanon’s Aoun warns Israeli attack on bridge ‘prelude to ground invasion’ [+23] u/nesnayu: can we appreciate afroman for a sec? the hero america needed [+21] u/Distinct_Car7737: it probably would have been better with Kamala [+18] u/natures3: The fact that this admin is so afraid of the market even going down 1-2% makes them weak. [+17] u/log1ck1717: I have a feeling we might actually end up green by open [+16] u/No_Cod972: Futures have only been open for 15 minutes and both sides are overconfident in how this will evolve by open [+15] u/MrRobotFancy: hi, bots. how you doing, bots 👋 [+15] u/SVXYstinks: Holy cow this is worse than 1929 and 2008 COMBINED [+15] u/Tay_Tay86: Bul already declaring victory [+14] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Literally just a single tweet about de-escalation and SPY pumps 3% [+13] u/emr1028: 11 minutes left until we see each other in Valhalla. [+13] u/KevinTheTurtle1: Hey at least we’re all having fun [+13] u/Napster-mp3: Wtf do yall look at this quick for futes? Investing.com isn’t updated [+13] u/rcantu314: -.6% in this market is basically green [+12] u/zestykite: Remember boys. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. [+12] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Holy fucking shit I’m fucked [+12] u/SlfImpr: Someone just tracked a highly suspicious group of 10 PolyMarket wallets betting on US-Iran ceasefire by Mar 31/Apr 15 >They're trying to stay under the radar by splitting into small positions: \- All in on YES for US x Iran ceasefire by Mar 31/Apr 15 \- $7K to $24K in positions per wallet \- 99% of positions were bought with market orders \- Combined size: $160K \- **Payout if a ceasefire hits by EOM: +$1.04M** 2 of these exact wallets previously bet YES on the US striking Iran before Feb 28 and cashed out $135k Someone is building a massive position under the radar Source link in comments [+12] u/Urzuck: Just a reminder that futures are fake and gay, always. [+12] u/Lanky-Ad-4579: I went to cash with 500k in November. Felt like a moron from then on. Now I feel smart [+12] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: You can’t convince me Bessent isn’t having some tard intern sit at the computer right now shoveling billions into shorting oil futures. [+12] u/jda823: Let me guess "weekend oil" was wrong for a 3rd time in a row [+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: bro asking for 200b for iran war but cant pay TSA LMAO [+11] u/bigmeatbag: "I didn't say in 48 hours, I said in 4 to 8 weeks." Donnie tomorrow. [+11] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Bears praying to the holy circuit breakers, while bulls pray for the holy tweet [+11] u/Me-Regarded: To all the ber downvoting me all weekend: I accept bjs as an apology [+11] u/Rocky_The_Champion: Bers done. Even Iran is buy US stonks. [+11] u/Elforas_Tero: You should have seen the bers before futes opened LMAO [+11] u/No-Improvement3164: Boomers “I ain’t selling! No way I’m paying taxes!” They proceed to lose 50% of their portfolio. “ it pays a 3% dividend tho”. 😂😂 [+11] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Futes jumped down a full 1.2% from where it closed off on Friday. [+10] u/zestykite: I'm not losing. I'm just stacking up my carry over capital loss for the next 20 years [+10] u/freekerosene: T-10 everyone, it was nice knowing you all 🫡 [+10] u/Ninja_Cooter: Red futes then green by open. Seen this show so may times. [+10] u/CluelessTennisBall: My retirement account is basically just a bunch of Baskin Robbins punch cards for a free scoop smh [+10] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Can my neighbor stop looking at my gooning station through those binoculars. I can see you bro 😦🤌 [+10] u/Such-Ice1325: Best play is to not open the Portfolio for one month [+10] u/KevinTheTurtle1: Iran threatens to permanently close the strait and OIL IS DOWN ???? [+10] u/Waste-Milk2716: Oil is such a fucking joke [+10] u/jer72981m: Believe it or not calls. Sigh [+10] u/dacalo: lol futes recovering, bears in shambles. [+9] u/No-Put2311: Best place to watch futures? [+9] u/Tay_Tay86: I am seeing a lot more "I am a 20s something male and lost my life savings in the market doing x" posts. Guess this market is too tough for the noobs [+9] u/throw-away-imessedup: How could Hunter Biden's laptop do this to us 😭 [+9] u/Ok_Information_4137: LMAOO BOOLLSS Sry, just posting this early so bols are ready [+9] u/shortitforever: I cannot believe stupid bulls in here are celebrating lower lows [+9] u/According-Page8618: USOil red, silver gold green, spy & nasdaq green at open [+9] u/wattap: oil bulls very disappointed with this open [+9] u/thadcorn: Fuck, am I becoming a.... bear? This doesn't feel right. [+9] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Biden economics would have given us SPY900 already [+9] u/fish_: how is oil possibly red lmao [+9] u/Visua1Mod: Futures are barely down at all. This is a nothing burger. Calls it is. [+9] u/thekoonbear: Powell confirmed he ain’t there to bail out mango man [+8] u/cryptopolymath: Turns out Khamenei was a moderate, these Iranian young guns want all the smoke [+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: Is ETH garbage? Yes or yes? [+8] u/Thin-Distribution255: So, I became unemployed, and now on top of that, I have to donate money to someone else through “options contracts” because I picked “the wrong direction” wtf is this. [+8] u/SaaSGrass: Lots of retail poors in here with puts [+8] u/octopus4488: To be fair: Who could have predicted that Iran has a Strait? [+8] u/Confident-Window4928: Realistically this is just gonna slow bleed all year. No -5% day [+8] u/mugirawraw: Not checking futes. Getting the feel of the sentiment with comments [+8] u/nyse25: not even a -1% dump LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [+8] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Yea.. i see Bessent going in another trillion dollars or so in Oil shorts. We wont see much oil swings. [+8] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: My girlfriend is out of town and I have nutted more times in the last 2 days than I would have all month if she was here [+8] u/DCrebuilds: Monday has been Green almost every week this year [+8] u/modder9: Because the audience is retarded [+7] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Remember to say thank you when futes are up. Thank you for your attention this matter [+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: 🥭would probably pivot and says instead of bombing power plants, he will target non essential infrastructure like roads and bridges, telecommication lines. [+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: The guy who posted the green meme this morning lmao [+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: I feel like the vix is not where it should be right now [+7] u/J-E-S-S-E-: Crude futures not even available LMAOOO [+7] u/emr1028: A less awful three minutes than I expected tbh. My wife can't say the same. [+7] u/bobbyknight102: Yeah we’re opening green LOL [+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Weekend oil was up 7%, then came real futes barely up 2%, lol [+7] u/CluelessTennisBall: Just looked at my portfolio, I'm now identifying my house as an Iranian hospital, please take me out [+7] u/OpeningSwimmer7256: is it even worth to trade at this point [+7] u/nebulatraveler23: We’re a doomed species. I was thrilled over a $100 profit on oil. [+7] u/I_am_Nerman: Futes flushed Friday's low and recovered. Green by open [+7] u/sandygws: Oil at open: $100.50. Oil 15 mins later: $98.50 WTI is manipulated as FUCK and that's the fourth time it's been smacked straight back below $100 since this started. Treasury shorting without a doubt. [+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: I really do think a deal is imminent. It’s really the only way I can explain the oil action. I know some of yall will say no it’s the treasury shorting oil, but that’s really just too conspiracy flavored for me [+7] u/sjohnson11: Just bought $40,00k oil calls [+7] u/According-Page8618: you know we finally hit the bottom when your normie friends talking about selling their ETF [+7] u/2keyed: Wasn’t expecting flat tbh [+7] u/emanresu711: Gonna get an asian massage tn. So tense [+7] u/Vort3x7689: This is actually so strange, the treasury has to be shorting the shit out of wti this makes no sense, it also keeps bouncing off 100 like they have algos set to short whenever it gets there [+7] u/matias-: Bears being disappointed that the global economy didn’t collapse over the weekend is why nobody likes you guys [+7] u/nebulatraveler23: As usual, green Monday, suckers load up on calls then boom [+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: THE PUMP IS HERE IAM ONLY DOWN -25% now! WE ARE BACK [+7] u/Salty-Bid1597: They gonna occupy Lebanon again. Settlers need more living room. [+7] u/CD274: Bond rates went up, and USD yen exchange rate hit 160 and Japan sold dollars, both of which caused stuff to be sold [+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: I’m not a conspiracy guy so I’m not going to say it’s the treasury shorting oil but there are certainly some big dogs selling [+6] u/KleenVision: Taking a massive shit rn. [+6] u/f0xinaround: Buttcoin trying so hard to pretend like everything is fine. 🔴🔴🔴 [+6] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Just pump 8.5% GOOG, so I can exit these calls. I fucked up. Please [+6] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Headed to Antarctica until next winter for peaceful research opportunities. Don’t come, you’re not invited. [+6] u/bobbyknight102: So many Bers, calls it is [+6] u/BillyShears2015: Bonus hits tomorrow, how can I turn $73k into $7.3million in the next 5 days? Good ideas only [+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Reddit removing my comments being inappropriate talking about puts? Ok reddit I'll just talk about calls. How bouts i calls you a pussy [+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: No matter what happens, you can guarantee MSFT will be red. [+6] u/MissMatriarch: VIX gaping and they’re not even asking subscriptions [+6] u/Early-Group-5707: Was told the apocalypse was tomorrow. Green by open? [+6] u/Ahthongkorkor: crude actually down to 98 again cant make this shit up 😂 [+6] u/kazkeb: Looks like the futures market is calling bullshit on Trump's claim to bomb power infrastructure. Weird. [+6] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: The plan: Step 1 - attack Iran Step 2 - ??? Step 3 - make lots of money [+6] u/sami_regard: You all forgot that US Gov is still shorting oil. That indirectly makes market green. DO NOT bet against US Gov. I learned that from our last QE, if they announce market manipulation, you better bet along with it. [+6] u/tachyonvelocity: Bears coping hard. WTI only up <0.5% [+6] u/pepecapital: futes barely down? Thats it? [+6] u/LimitIntelligent9946: Unbelievable V. Trump is threatening to take out Irans power infrastructure and basically nuke them, but markets pump anyway. Totally rigged [+6] u/yushey__: calls on FUD in this chat every sunday at 5:50pm EST [+6] u/DumbNutter: Time for bers to cancel their lambo orders [+6] u/Marketdeigh: When others are fearful, it‘s probably right and you should sell fucking everything [+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: My parents called and told me they were so happy they were retired and that most of their savings were in safe assets now. Then lectured me on still renting and then asked me to send them $20 for the groceries I ate when I stayed with them last week???? [+6] u/KarmaWhoreCam: “BERS FUCKED” Said the bol after reading the same blatant insider trading market manipulation tactics for the 200th time this month [+6] u/DingleJingle_: Scotty B. going to need some cocaine to keep this up all night. [+6] u/Awuxy: Ah thats -2% immediately. See you at -6% i guess... [+6] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Bols could be riding on the Hindenburg while it's burning hydrogen all around them and plummeting to the ground and be like "this could still go up". [+6] u/Country_Gravy420: 7000 pretty much a lock for tomorrow [+6] u/CulturalConclusion76: LOL all of Fridays AH gains EVAPORATED. SPY ALWAYS GOES DOWN [+6] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: cheeto man lied about the war ending in 48 hrs and bears bought puts LMAO [+6] u/nyse25: where were you when ber was kil? [+6] u/LimitIntelligent9946: Russel futures now positive, this is a joke. When will the market figure out this war won’t be over [+6] u/mayorolivia: Futes green despite nuclear Armageddon [+6] u/BullTrucker9: In n out being cheaper than McDonalds is crazy, 2 double double, 2 fries and 2 milkshakes is only $28 [+6] u/ThatGuyDan123: The Iran war was just a distraction from gta6 being delayed and we all know it [+6] u/GhostHashira427: Puts will be crushed, as has been foretold in the Scrolls of Bulldom [+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Don't be exit liquidity [+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Markets go up, markets go down, economies boom, economies collapse, but what really matters is the friends we make along the way [+6] u/unevrkno: All this doom and gloomy reminds me of early 2020, but look at the 2020 yearly chart. [+6] u/Agile-Character-4086: 😂😂😂 got some bad news for you brother man [+6] u/Me-Regarded: If I turn berish will that turn things around??? [+6] u/Hot-Performancy: Is this a joke? All that commotion and we aren’t even down 1% [+6] u/rand_walking_charts: Such profound insights [+5] u/g____19: God damn those MSTR puts I got at the last second on Friday are gonna print [+5] u/Get_dat_money: How many hours left on the countdown boys [+5] u/SoloOutdoor: This two day weekend shit fuckn sucks [+5] u/WonUpH: Epstein Fury Phase II : Ghey futes Strait Marines [+5] u/csr8765: Oof, MSFT getting whacked hard tomorrow [+5] u/Critical-Future-1560: Oil at 200 might be smt that is possible by the end of the month [+5] u/Senior_Professional4: all this for it to be -0.08% [+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: Trump treating the economy like it's a little kid smh [+5] u/rcantu314: 1 min until life has meaning [+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: #OIL BARONS IM GETTING A FUCKING TOPHAT [+5] u/jda823: We are so fucking back! Fuck you 🌈🐻 [+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: I'm going to get liquidated and have to bang old dudes for money. Is what I would say if I was a dumb bol. [+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Futures fake af, big 🟢 tomo [+5] u/IRunFast24: Do your part and check futures incessantly for the next 15.5 hours to help turn things around. [+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: tomorrow will be greener than Pepe the Frog's ass 😤🤌 [+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Oil is going to crash soon. It has every catalyst possible to be shooting up and it’s just limp d*cked af. Watch what happens when a real bearish catalyst shows up for it. [+5] u/YourCautionaryTale: Bols the kind of kids that get their ass kicked then shout out "I barely felt anything" as they walk off holding their teeth [+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: My god they are really taking oil red [+5] u/CulturalConclusion76: Full porting SPY puts at open no matter the price. 100% guaranteed win [+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: bols were so delulu Friday [+5] u/BeginnersDuck777: How do you root for a guy who bankrupted multiple casinos? [+5] u/Phandomtrigger: ICE retards really gonna help TSA? bigly doubt [+5] u/GroundbreakingAd2757: my yolo leveraged calls either print or i uninstall life [+5] u/neutralpoliticsbot: you should have seen the delusional bear spam here all weekend HAHAHAHAHAH I LAUGH AT YOU BEARS [+5] u/CulturalConclusion76: LOL Futes already reversing, these puts gonna print HARD [+5] u/Enjzey: why pumping? Has war been over yet? [+5] u/sjohnson11: Everyone is betting on it, if it backfires, then we see the crash [+5] u/LimitIntelligent9946: The market is going to always price that the war will be over soon. This lunacy will never end. We are one month into this conflict and inflation is only going up. And margins will absolutely be squeezed [+5] u/GullibleAppearance64: Whenever this place thinks they have a clue rest assured they dont [+5] u/No_Cod972: I'm issuing an ultimatum to my portfolio to go up within 48 hours or I will start winding it down [+5] u/marcus55: Way too many bearish comments in the chat for us to be majorly red [+5] u/Flat-Resolution905: soo umm long oil companies, long brent oil, short us100? [+5] u/1foxyboi: It would be truly profound if I saw it, like looking into the eye of God [+5] u/OwnHat8882: futes flat lmao. nothing ever happens [+5] u/modder9: Bols let’s settle our differences on the rift. [+5] u/twostroke1: I feel like every retard at this point is fully conditioned to just not fear and buy every dip because stonks only go up and recover within a few months at most. It would take an actual multi year downturn to get some real fear in the market. [+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Gonna see a reversal Monday or Tuesday followed by dump rest of week. Seen it too many times already [+5] u/sami_regard: This is like 3/14/2025. We got a week or two of dead cat. Then like we all know this war is going to fuck up world econ for sure. But not this week. This week smell too strong of TACO. [+5] u/Me-Regarded: So many here genuinely confused how markets work. I get the feeling you are all under 35 and have only been trading on easy mode thus far [+5] u/Connect-Engine-7267: What even defines bear and bull now. Surely all gloating bears in this sub have stacked it on precious metals [+5] u/bean_cow: Will be traveling international this week. If ICE doesn't let me back in the US, honestly wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to be stuck in Southeast Asia [+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: You might think the rapture would be tomorrow with the panic here [+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Cant taco when multiple parties are involved [+5] u/Me-Regarded: Oil is red, futes turning green .. bet ber didn't think this would happen [+5] u/SaaSGrass: Woah, who would have thought the most obvious red day of all would turn green on retail bears? ????? [+5] u/NOLandsMan7: Mark Meldrum quoting someone else: "For America the war is optional, for Iran it is existential." [+5] u/99Fan: Reverse wsb sentiment Calls it is [+5] u/Dry-Syrup-882: ? Cuba is fucked right now [+5] u/BarbellPadawan: I just did and regret it. [+21] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: 🥭 destroyed Dubai's entire 40 year economic plan overnight. That's crazy bro [+16] u/Kickboy21: The market is one truth social tweet+news headline away from pumping. Just buy the dip and wait [+14] u/horseisahorse: Sometimes it feels like the posts in here are commenting on charts from another universe [+13] u/Fantastic_Barack: asked my financial advisor why futes are pumping and he blocked my number 🚶‍♀️‍➡️ [+12] u/UsernameTaken_123: Iran already said straight is open. Next 🥭 will tweet "iran opened the strait and unconditionally surrendered" within 48 hours. Still no ships will pass because everyone knows its BS. fucking 🤡 world [+12] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bulls be acting like it’s christmas when it’s just flat [+11] u/TonyMontanaIsNice: I fully believe Iran's missile range capabilities have increased. One of them will hit my portfolio tomorrow at 9 am sharp [+11] u/claytondpark: ThE mKt Is FwD lOoKiNG 🤡🤡🤡 [+11] u/WrexyWrex: the tofu was being sold at the expiration date today at costco things are fucked people [+11] u/MrNewking: 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕😜🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓 🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑💋🌑🌔 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🤌🏼🌑🤌🏼🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌔👍🏻🌑🌕🌕 🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕 🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕 [+11] u/Shoganai_Hito: I bought gas today in Oklahoma; still under $3 gal Hmu if you want me to ship some to y’all [+10] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: Scott Bessent still looks like a fucking Who from Whoville. [+10] u/Brodieischeese: Green at open then crash by 10am [+9] u/decjr06: If nukes start dropping do I still have to pay my mortgage? [+9] u/SovietPower777: Bulls celebrating 0.001% pump, nothing is going to change them [+9] u/Gold_Stand_9596: Flatter than my boyfriends ass [+9] u/Ok-Piano8789: quick tip for the retards, u can just trade whats happening instead of trading some random preconcieved notion and hoping it comes true like that matters [+9] u/Typical-Layer-1253: gonna moon tmrw +2% at least [+9] u/SuspiciousStable9649: The stock market is not the economy. It’s not like the people who will feel the $5/gallon are gonna sell stocks they don’t have. [+9] u/arkeus1: Bessent has mannerisms of a ventriloquist dummy. [+9] u/TABid-5073: We didn't even say thank you when DOW was at 50k and now look. [+9] u/systerix: IRAN WAR IS FULLY PRICED IN [+9] u/LostandConfused2024: So burnt out of my job lmao [+9] u/diefy7321: #bers in troble lmfaooo [+8] u/nadoterisback: Way too many bearish comments in the chat for us to be majorly red [+8] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: What is this, four Black Monday predictions in a row? Surely one has to hit. [+8] u/sharkenleo: Two days of bears talking shit for this. Lol [+8] u/AirwickS: We’re nearly in correction territory & bulls are celebrating futures being up .10% 💀 [+8] u/XX_AppleSauce: WSB is eating its own consensus tail. All bets are off. [+8] u/highlanderquestion90: futures looking like a bounce is imminent Monday morning, bears r fuk [+8] u/SweetChilliJesus: Australian stock market basically back to where it was at the end of April last year. Thanks America, very cool [+8] u/svpa3991: I was not thanked for my attention to this matter [+8] u/UsernameTaken_123: Brent Crude would be a great pornstar name [+8] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: Elon claimed to save a few billion with DOGE. We dropped that on Iran over a weekend. America is a crazy place [+7] u/Disconn3cted: Are you actually buying this dip, or just pretending to be brave? [+7] u/Elegant_Formal_7343: Oil is red bc fuck me. [+7] u/Q-X-Q: Futures are assuming that trump will not actually follow through on his threat. But make sure you guys have a plan if he does attack. The market will drop like 5%. [+7] u/New-Length5593: FUCKED AND I MEAN FUCKED [+7] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: Is Operation Let the Oil Through Pretty Please still going on? Why is futes not redder? Edit: Oh there we go! [+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: $85 to fill up my gas tank today lol fuck [+7] u/Due-Dirt-8428: So now suddenly you can read an hours worth of futes and digest a weekend full of batshit insane news and put together the perfect plan for Monday morning? Lmao [+7] u/PulIthEld: Imagine thinking highly of Donald Trump [+6] u/dopeadult: can i be honest fuck it [+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: We all joined the conference call and discussed the need for the reopening of Strait of Hormuz. We all agreed it’s time to reopen. No one from Iran joined the call. Food and drinks were served after the call [+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: I suspect there will be one more major event that causes a massive run up in oil. There is some latent action going on due to there being oil inventories around the globe but as time goes on and those are depleted, a massive flight to safety (oil) will trigger a spike to $150+ wti. That’ll coincide with the bottom in equities. Just my dumbass opinion. [+6] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Literally nothing on this planet makes me laugh harder than seeing someone comment “oh fuck lmao” on WSB when things are going bad. Idk why I must just be getting old but that tickles me pink [+6] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: How long till Trump starts selling Bomb Shelters with his name on them? [+6] u/TequilaTrader: Ice helping TSA is a classic maneuver. [+6] u/After-Run5174: Riley Reid is like the perfect gay pornstar name [+6] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: How we feeling about weekly spy puts at open [+6] u/Visible_Ad6287: Futes looking good, maybe found a new path around the straight, [+6] u/Slow-Information-847: 🥭 will learn in 24 hours Israel has only 5 power plants [+6] u/Alone_Mobile_4974: Wendy’s dumpster tanker full of cooking oil passing through the strait [+6] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Mr. Moneybags over here with chicken AND avocado 😒 [+6] u/Relevant7040: So they all gonna fold tonight and big green dicks tomorrow, right? [+6] u/Educational_Wall3926: 60 years behind the rest of the world, the IAEA has finally noticed that israel has a nuclear facility at dimona. [+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Lot of comments aged like warm milk tonight, lmao [+6] u/TABid-5073: Futures being flat is just the one outcome I wasn't expecting [+5] u/Purple-Image9960: Pack it up bers war fully priced in [+5] u/Jay3377: Monday and Tuesday big green Sideways Wednesday Thursday and Friday big red Same script every week [+5] u/jaydacosta: Stop the pump!! (On gas prices I’m begging) [+5] u/bemeandnotyou: 🥭about to lose 2 diapers, Iran's military person mocked him : Trump u are fired , thanks for your attention to this matter. 🥭 surely not gonna take this laying down. [+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: Can they at least make the strait straight when it opens. [+5] u/exhibit304: What news made the futures bounce of the lows? I'm not seeing anything obvious [+5] u/31andnotdone: one headline why believe it? ~~everybody~~ 🥭 wants to rule to the world [+5] u/TimeTravelingChris: One phone call from the Saudis and this is over. [+5] u/WallofNarwhal: Just fuck me and get it over with. Sick of this market [+5] u/iTouchStuff: the end of the world is bullish [+5] u/dbgtboi: There was a Hamas in the market Also the market was literally 3 days away from building a nuke [+5] u/confused_teabagger: You know, if you really think about it, you have to be pretty secure in your masculinity to lay face down and be a power bottom when it comes to trading. It lets people know where you stand and that you don't care what they think! You have to be born with that kind of WINNING, they can't teach it! [+5] u/NinjaMonkcy: watch MSFT, retesting low of previous IGV crash. Currently trading at same P/E as 2022 market bottom. Easy buy. [+5] u/SuspiciousSoldier: Did the war make my account worth a million yet? [+5] u/Unemployable1593: Finally watching The Irishman Goodfellas still the 🐐 [+5] u/diefy7321: Bers sweating thru their anal glands lmfaooo [+5] u/diefy7321: Bers posted doomer essays and powerpoints all weekend long only for us to be flat lmfaooo [+5] u/NoBuyers: I am bullish on being bearish. [+5] u/GodTheAlien: Probably lose money on SPY puts somehow. [+5] u/trickponies: “Internet Man discovers politicians lie” [+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: What if oil gaps down 50% now [+5] u/PulIthEld: What the fuck you on? [+5] u/UsernameTaken_123: Time to goonmaxx on adderall until open [+5] u/Retaining-Wall: At this point, maybe ornamental gourd futures *is* the play. [+5] u/Tiny-Bag5054: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+5] u/xSpectre_iD: 21 days for me since trading a 0 day. [+5] u/perceptive_AI: how bad are things if SpaceX is IPO'ing in a bear market instead of waiting? [+5] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Wrong. It’s not a black Monday. Bullish [+5] u/darkspherei: put the fries in the bag bulls [+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Will Wallstreetbets crash for the first time during futures? We’ll see [+5] u/craig_k20: bers better get ready to take out a loan to average down [+5] u/xlmtothemoon: i knew it, fake corn dip before futes open [+15] u/cbusoh66: Someone just referred to Donnie Jr. and Eric as Uday and Qusay and I can't stop laughing 😆 [+15] u/fourtunateson: im from the future (australia) and it's looking so freakin red right now guys [+15] u/tornadopower97: Japanese futures down over 4%. [+14] u/Bizonistic: My entire future depends on the casino futures [+13] u/PaperHandsTheDip: 10 upboats I punt an undisclosed amount into 0DTE calls tomorrow open. No meme. [+13] u/jpric155: Been watching the Hormuz live map for a few days now. Ain't shit going through. https://www.marinevesseltraffic.com/HORMUZ-STRAIT/ship-traffic-tracker [+12] u/Harvooost: I got 150k liquid and the little devil on my shoulder is telling me I could be a millionaire by lunch tomorrow. [+12] u/Paul_Robert_: Shout-out to my 5th grade teacher who died of cancer, 16 years ago. I still haven't forgotten about you, Mrs. Whitefoot [+12] u/TotalInstruction: https://preview.redd.it/pbur0qg3roqg1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ea0321b933030df0bc997544b14efbd4158293b [+12] u/ismebbb: It takes money to lose money [+11] u/Xelonima: The Internet really went into shit after 2010s. Early Internet culture was awesome. Eerie experimental indie animations, early Valve games where you can hop in and kill/get killed without the ladder systems, Quake-Unreal, fantasy MMORPGs, excellent electronic music. All kinds of forums where you could discuss everything.  Now we are left with this surveillance shithole where people post 5 short vids per nanosecond yet 85% of which is brainrot. Tapping fingers into every single weird shit. Politicians AI'ing their propaganda with their fingers out which is better off inserted into their assholes.  Call it nostalgia but things really went into shit past 2015 as far as the Internet is concerned [+11] u/Dividedby21mil: I miss 2020 when a dude in here would name some random ticker and you’d buy calls and just make 17k in an hour [+10] u/Helpful-Sector-8113: BREAKING: TRUMP ADMINISTRATION “OPEN TO TALKS” WITH IRAN IN OMAN SURROUNDING A CEASEFIRE & OPENING OF THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ” -Axios [+10] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Ya'll too scared. Just pick a side and throw the dice [+10] u/BlitzComet95: Nooo market don’t dip, you’re so sexy lol [+9] u/ItCouldBeSpam: Let's do a poll: Which is more garbage, AMZN or MSFT? [+9] u/Stonkrates: SMCI deserves to be delisted [+9] u/No_Lobster_1102: Im shutting down shop. Whatever i have left lll use it for hookers in SE Asia [+9] u/Helpful-Sector-8113: BREAKING: TRUMP EXPECTED TO MEET WITH THE AYATOLLAH, TOP IRANIAN OFFICIALS IN MAR-A-LAGO FOLLOWING HIS MORNING NAP TOMORROW -REUTERS [+9] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: How bad will tomorrow be? [+9] u/Key-Chemistry7151: Safe haven assets down another 4% [+8] u/stupidber: Don't check futes its fine [+8] u/princess_dai_13: frameworks of a concept of a circuitbreaker [+8] u/Prestigious_Way_738: I have a problem. I hate when things go up because don't have enough stocks and I hate when things go down because I lose money. So no matter what happens I'm pissed off. [+8] u/Wade12323: Few more mintutes until market crash [+8] u/cryptohorn: Japan only knows how to dump [+8] u/Xerlic: I may be down $3000 on my HOOD shares, but at least I made $50 by selling a covered call. [+8] u/Official05: we're opening at -2% [+8] u/unclefire: Dollar cost average dude. You want to buy the dip for the long term rip. [+7] u/NewDawn101: Tech about to drop like a rock because they bombed helium facilities [+7] u/wyudtix: Stop typing in big bold fonts regards [+7] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Fast crashes are the best crashes because then it tends to recover just as fast. 1% or 0.5 percent downturn every week feels much more painful. [+7] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: How the fuck am I losing money on oil? [+7] u/wyudtix: Bols are fcked. Get the lube ready [+7] u/shinigami_2245: Don gonna noob tube the market tomorrow [+7] u/NewDawn101: Some random person on Twitter is asking everyone to pray for her, and I been in church praying for her for an hour now [+7] u/thefrozen_one: Let’s go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over 🍻 [+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: Yikes gold about to go YTD negative [+7] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: AAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BULLS HOLY FUCK [+7] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Nikkei down almost 4% 😳 [+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: My new favorite game: Minesweeping the Hormuz strait. [https://hormuz.pythonic.ninja](https://hormuz.pythonic.ninja) Bonus point if you hit a mine [+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Ya'll convincing me to buy calls tomorrow. Ooof. [+6] u/InterestingTwo7004: I miss sleepy Joe. The markets were alot more boring and predictable [+6] u/NYGiants181: https://preview.redd.it/i12x3t9htoqg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5caf96fc81b572ebdf117533b50a3eb32d8af594 Every Sunday same fucking thing FUCK YOU 🥭 [+6] u/cbusoh66: Waiting for 🥭to tweet buy stocks [+6] u/ChannelGullible7324: You just know he gonna tweet something that's gonna burn bear asses for 3 days remember.....now is a great time to buy? Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 [+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Literally 0% chance we go down tomorrow. [+6] u/enc-nyc: second half of March is traditionally bullish for stocks. yeah, right.... [+6] u/Money-Will-1867: Is it possible we green tmr? [+6] u/cryptohorn: Nothing wrong with some country fried steak and some mashed taters [+6] u/LeupMeisterGenral: THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES [+6] u/9tacos: Golden age of my gold losses 😒 🔫🤡 [+6] u/ismebbb: I can't afford another red day [+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Gold you fucking donkey you’re supposed to be a hedge not TQQQ [+6] u/ResidentPack4103: I blame leaded gas for the 🥭 generation [+6] u/lifo888: Japan and Korea getting hammered down 4% each [+6] u/RagingBearBull: We are raising our price target for the SPX to 7500. Mainly because we think the "US economy" is strong and will largely shrug off energy, food, and cannibalism shocks. [+5] u/yournames: It doesn’t work like that lol [+5] u/SimpleWire: The market is complex, it could go up, it could go down. Depends what kind of tweets come out tomorrow [+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Who's gonna be the regard that sees us open green & fomo buy calls at the peak? [+5] u/voidedhip: Futes are gonna fade so hard and then pump right before market opens and fade again. [+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Did hard time in RDDT 3 day jail .. AMA [+5] u/my_garagegym_name: Shorting oil as a propaganda tool is not something Thomas Jefferson saw coming [+5] u/Slabbed1738: hmm futes appear to be futing [+5] u/cfaawlday: SILVER PUTS PRINTING 🤑🤑🤑 [+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: KEY TO GENERATIONAL WEALTH 1) Invest some of every paycheck into SPY/QQQ 2) Use bonuses/inheritance to buy more SPY/QQQ 3) Sell covered calls 4) Pass it onto next generation to cost basis up 5) Screw that 0DTEs it is [+5] u/O_Opf: Is this the war that breaks the AI bubble? I guess we will find out soon [+5] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Anti Climatic, green by open, everything priced in [+5] u/DJpissnshit: I honestly do not understand how all market hedges are also going down. Money just leaving the market by the ton evidently. [+5] u/JonRadian: ...and Kospi and Nikkei started down \~5%, 4% [+5] u/kaapooj: hoped east asia would pressure trump into a taco but the embarassing and classless takaichi visit tought me otherwise. puts on japenese equities [+5] u/princess_dai_13: what are the odds i die in a freak accident and dont have to go to work tmr [+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: I like my stonks like I like my women, at 52 week lows. [+5] u/Pinklitmusshirt: Basically impossible to do a taco now [+5] u/Commercial-District1: Imagine being a bear, gross [+5] u/kellyk311: Old enough to remember going to the airport before tsa existed. Granted, it was smoke filled, but certainly faster. [+5] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: I’m so fucking sick about SMCI LMAO. [+5] u/ComfortableWolf779: Like i am really surprised the spy is still over 500 [+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Futes forming a 🌮 pattern [+5] u/Majestic-Bass6772: cant wait to get shafted by theta gang regardless [+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: Green. Inverse wsb sentiment [+21] u/Berto_: This is usually the part where he declares bankruptcy... [+19] u/ajs723: I'm starting to think Trump might not be a genius when it comes to foreign policy geopolitics. [+19] u/Consistent_Chart_664: LOL HE’S A BUSINESS MAN HE’S GONNA RUN THE COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS LIKE THE TIME HE BANKRUPTED A CASINO AND GOT HIS CHARITY BANNED FOR FRAUD. fuck this shit [+16] u/JustNumbersOnAScreen: Guys we just needed a businessman in office! [+15] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Asian markets experiencing “absolute carnage” according to Bloomberg [+15] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: I feel like the next step is to unsanction North Korea's missile program so we can buy interceptors from them [+14] u/winston511: Japanese markets hemorrhaging after seeing their PM dance in the White House [+14] u/54108216: Something will be fully open by EOW, either the strait or my asshole [+14] u/Fast-Reply6409: So somehow we strengthen the Iranian regime, weakened internal opposition, showed that Iran is a force to be reckoned with in the region and the big Shrek pp in the Strait of Hormuz, and damaged oil and gas infrastructure in the region. It's not often that WSB gets out regarded, but this may have done it boys. [+14] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: I hope gas goes to $8/gallon. Keep y’all poors off the road [+13] u/kal14144: Midterms are 226 days away [+13] u/All_FIREdUp: Honestly, remember the first two weeks of Covid where everyone kind of thought things would be okay, just before the reality of the situation really collectively set in? That’s right where we are now. 🫡Good luck to us all [+13] u/jraiv420: Japan and Korea panic selling tech, while China dumping gold and silver 🫡 [+13] u/Fit_Combination6988: Impressive how they are fucking every asset class at once lol nobody is safe [+12] u/_Fibbles_: Buffett retiring was unironically the top [+12] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Market can remain fake and ghey longer than you can remain straight [+12] u/CJBlueNorther: 1987 style flash crash this week. See y'all at 480 🫡 [+12] u/WillingCommittee: so that 1% gap up after market close friday was just to blue ball everyone? [+11] u/MoistAction9580: Relax. Everyone just relax. Just relax as your cheeks are slowly and violently clapped by Mr. Steal Yo Portfolio [+11] u/VacheRadioactif: I'm starting to liquidate and hold cash in a money market ETF at 5%. I think we have another 5-7% drop in us. War's not going to be over and I'd wager broader conflict starts. [+11] u/warm-regard: Spy 700 *in 20 years* [+11] u/Bokehmon_: Since the death of that gorilla the world is slowly collapsing [+11] u/emperor_dinglenads: Did Korea just hit the circuit breaker? [+10] u/SnooTomatoes2318: why don’t we start from zero again [+10] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Bye bye my Gld and slv calls [+10] u/Blyadhole: I've witnessed March 16 2020. I'm built for this shit.^(I'm still scared) [+10] u/Sp0kenTruth: In my college political science 101 class, I won't even say how many decades ago that was, the Prof went into great detail as to why no US President tried regime change in Iran (since 1953 of course). Number one was their ability to shut down oil shipments through the Strait of Hormuz and the adverse effect that would have on almost every aspect of the global economy. There were other points, like the size of Iran's (modern) army and their historic reluctance to compromise, but to suggest that in Hormuz "Nobody saw this coming" is one of the craziest, most dishonest things Trump has ever said – and the bar is sky-high on that one. [+10] u/Dapper-Video-791: Sooooooo, they're already calling it "Black Monday".  I see Japan already down 4%. Lol. [+10] u/rixxxand: Fuck it gas to 10/gal so I never have to see lifted Ram truck in the road again. [+10] u/Consistent_Chart_664: GET PAM BONDI BACK ON THE STAND [+10] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # KOREANS SEEN JUMPING OFF ROOFTOPS [+10] u/CreativeFold8842: How big was his dick? [+9] u/Interesting_Leg8859: Green by morning. Too many panicans in here. [+9] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: What a beautiful time to be sitting in cash [+9] u/Fit_Combination6988: Cash gang enjoying the carnage [+9] u/Low_Plastic363: All this MFer had to do was cosplay some spending cuts, cut taxes, and play golf. He went out of his way to fuck us. [+9] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: I am now down over $100,000 in the last month and looking at Japan… my shafting is not over yet 😞 [+9] u/IntrepidToday0: All of our livelihoods are in the hands of Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff [+9] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: The economy is a joke when you think about it. Leverage on top of leverage on top of leverage, which is then used to take out a loan to have more leverage. It's leverage all the way down. [+9] u/rollinhating: Silver up 70-80% in 1 year - its normal Silver down 30% from ATH - whyyyyyyyy? [+9] u/Detonate-Ralph: People who bought bitcoin at 2021 peak would have not even 5% net profit today. Great investment! [+9] u/blindrubberchicken: How did Enron calls work out? [+8] u/quyensanity: Full port 6600 SPX Calls tomorrow. [+8] u/EyeSea7923: Market can't be gay forever. There is always a rally eventually. [+8] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: 46% or so odds of rate hike now [+8] u/ThatOneRedditBro: I had to run an errand today and it was dead as fuck out on the road.  People ain't going out [+8] u/mydoortotheworld: Man the Korean market is so dramatic [+8] u/Whatevs56: The dip hasn’t even started. [+8] u/Independent_Term5790: Koreans have all the fun, what i would give for one circuit breaker [+8] u/Elegant-Berry5192: I am a bear. I want market to go down. But only cause I’m cash gang. And would like another 40% return this year on the V back up lol [+8] u/Detonate-Ralph: Have you thanked 🥭 today? [+8] u/SophisticatedLogic: Damn all the dumpster spots are taken at wendys, hope applebees has some [+7] u/kemar7856: Buy gold not shitcoin [+7] u/Michael_Bhurewala: Asia market is so fukkkkk right now Can’t wait for hang seng to open in like 40mins fucking lol 🤌🤌🤌 [+7] u/Glock7enteen: Who remembers the dude who made a thread Friday afternoon bragging about full porting calls at the end of the day, he was so happy when futes were skyrocketing lmao [+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: #Did you even say arigatou gozaimasu? [+7] u/Cav829: The market is now pricing in a near 50% chance of a rate hike by October. [+7] u/Normal_Tap3021: Europoors about to dump every thing again to buy 2 loaves of bread and small bottle of milk [+7] u/jraiv420: VIX will be over 30 by market open [+7] u/SnooShortcuts7911: Rising oil prices won't cause higher inflation. More expensive oil means Americans will have less money to spend on other things. Reduced spending will cause a recession, which will result in larger budget deficits, rate cuts, and QE. That's what will cause higher inflation. [+7] u/Bokehmon_: Believe it or not red premarket flat by open green eod [+7] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Early morning GOLD and SILVER crash (You heard it first here) [+7] u/kemar7856: Gold down 10% since last week 🤔 [+7] u/Far-Sherbert-8634: LOL BERS THOUGHTTTTT [+6] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: are we at the start of a new system where Iran simply owns the straits and charges a fee and everyone in the world just accepts that reality and pays it? [+6] u/Thotmas01: Nikkei down 5%. This has been another East Asian market update. [+6] u/Select-Roll-4041: So is taco still on the table [+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Zuck chose the worst year to go Balls deep [+6] u/Andromeda_0507: Why did I not freak the fuck out and panic sell everything a month ago…… [+6] u/warm-regard: My balls are a store of value [+6] u/iambroke7: maybe her laugh wouldn’t have ruined us [+6] u/Same-Brilliant2014: My favorite roast joke "how much cocaine did Charlie sheen do?... Enough to kill 2 and ½ men" [+6] u/MothRatten: Gold just causally bouncing back over $100. Probably gonna be near flat at open and fucking drill all day again. [+6] u/Synergiex: Lol wtf guys, go enjoy your sunday. It will keep changing until tomorrow. At the end of the day we get fucked anyway, doesnt much matter if it is oral, anal or any other hole they can find. House always wins [+6] u/TarrifJacksonJr: At least a few people in here look like a pug [+6] u/East-Description-243: The air is thick with copium on the SMCI thread. [+6] u/emperor_dinglenads: It's Joever. ForJever. [+6] u/FearlessStatement144: Why do the markets suddenly care about impending recession in less than 6 mos when I have calls [+6] u/brute-forced: Breaking Bad almost twenty years old…. [+6] u/Bravadette: Wonder how many layers of hell our ports are gonna damp to [+6] u/Organic-Lie4759: Institutions going cash gang PM [+6] u/throw2503: Dowjones is green lmao [+6] u/Dapper-Video-791: Ill tell you what. Granny who lived through the Great Depression would tell stories of how guys would knock on the house door begging for any work. They'd do an entire day's worth of work for a hot plate of food for dinner only.   Sure feels like we are headed for that kind of economy soon. [+6] u/UnicornMilking: We need this. The market will never be healthy again unless we bleed serious volume. For years, the returns haven't felt justified. The clown market must die. We are among you. 🐻 [+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Just remember last Thursday night… Cramer said… time to BUY the dip! 💃💃💃🤣🫵 [+5] u/LarryStink: $SPY has risen so much in the past five years that even a repeat of the 1929 crash (the worst in history) wouldn’t take it below the COVID lows. [+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: This is what happens when my boyfriend tells me to take on more risk [+5] u/Blackleaf400: Well it was a good 3 years ya’ll. See you in 2027. [+5] u/WorldWide_Wiz: MSFT is so due for a heavy run. It didn’t get beat down as much as other tech stocks on Friday. Also trading at 30% off its highs and right at support. This is a clear buy. [+5] u/Cav829: SMCI has recently experienced elevated volatility. [+5] u/skarfbeaulonee: I'm starting my own Discord grift for the many people who need help not getting scammed by Discord grifters. Join today for the low low price of only 90% of your extremely limited intelligence. [+5] u/Sad-Substance8684: Just like “buy all the dips” but the other way around [+33] u/bidahtibull: At this point, Trump gonna release Epstein files to distract from this war. [+17] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Let's make everything more expensive with tarrifs. Sick. Now let's cry cause powel won't cut rate to zero driving inflation even more. Now let's start a major energy crisis driving the cost of everything even more. Crys and keeps wondering why fed won't lower rates. Truly regarded individual. [+16] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: Just about every >150 iq person I know uses nicotine. Nicotine is underrated and misunderstood. It has no downsides, improves mental performance, decreases appetite. This is why as a physician I use Marlboro Reds throughout my day. Long Philip Morris calls #RedPartner [+16] u/dandydaintydandelion: So we cut fundings from social assistance programs because it’s a “ waste”, but we’re spending billions on useless wars 👊🏼 [+14] u/spsteve: Who misses ol' 😴 Joe? Show of ✋️ [+14] u/Standard-Top-5942: One of the craziest thing is that all the killing, money spent, and total world chaos caused by this war is for ... nothing? There still isn't a clear objective. [+14] u/DressPrestigious7088: Holy fuck, how long will the gold and silver selloff happen. Unbelievable. [+14] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I’m convinced futures are just one dude in Iowa who really likes the dow and can’t let go [+13] u/TechnologyEven6926: Was gambling at MGM National Harbor Was down $6k Bought in for another $3.6k I was at $7.5k Lost it all [+13] u/Contango_withme: Can’t wait to buy the bottom Still got awhile to go [+13] u/DrummerCompetitive20: I made it thru TSA in Atlanta this evening I can make it through the market tomorrow [+12] u/oouncolaoo: Beginning of the end. My 401k will be a 301k by EOY [+12] u/Largeshmarge: Shia LaBeouf is in currently in Rome on a PR mission to improve American relations. [+12] u/BjergBetterThanFaker: only 22 hours left before the deadline is over, how is he gonna TACO out of this one? [+11] u/ButtExterminator: Got a Reddit warning for commenting “Chinapoors” lol. Europoors and Ameripoors could never [+11] u/NewAccount428412: I went to a cooking class today with my mom [+11] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: If it’s the 4th time tonight I don’t think it counts [+10] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: As much as I hate waiting for the market to open, I do appreciate there’s still something that isn’t instantly accessible/bingeable/ consumable. Feels like I’m back in the 2000s and have to wait all week for my show to come on. [+10] u/GreenGameboyColor: I full ported in Microsoft and SPY in Feb 😖 [+10] u/Front_Umpire4873: Metals are rug pulled everyday .😑 [+9] u/sonofalando: Damn, why is the government of Iran’s website so slow right now. [+9] u/TSands17: Time to find an old rich lady and keep her company [+9] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴 [+9] u/OrionJohnson: Futes are futing. (I haven’t looked at them, but I know this to be the case.) [+9] u/NunuTitobu: Get away from the stock market charts. Go out, touch grass, smell the spring air before it turns radioactive [+9] u/Ambitious-Poem9191: I got perma banned from the whole site for posting that servers are out of control asking for tips and we need to do a French Revolution. Yea, who the fuck is running this shit, the sensivity police [+8] u/Manre831: My calls are so fuked tomorrow. Fml [+8] u/Known-Presentation49: Any reason United Airlines is chilling despite crazy costs of gas and ICE replacing the TSA? [+8] u/IndependentUsual7444: I can't be allowed to make banbets while drinking [+8] u/SaiyanApe17: So the U.S is obviously shorting oil to keep the price suppressed with the hopes that this all gets figured out in the next month or so. What happens when this doesn't get figured out and the strait remains closed? [+8] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Historically, when the S&P's CAPE ratio was in the high thirties (today), a 30%+ crash followed shortly afterward. [+8] u/Significant_Speed854: How are all these threats being made about the strait and the crude oil futures are flat [+8] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: tank seng like -3% DOLLAR MOONING TOMORROW [+8] u/tombrady011235: My dog is eyeing my Chinese food [+8] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: I received an email from my 401k company and the title is saying "you are killing it" I thought they were joking. I'm currently negative ytd lmao [+8] u/ajibtunes: My thumbs hurt from doom scrolling all day [+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: God I love March madness [+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: I think it's time to hit up my high school chemistry teacher and cook some crystal [+8] u/guzzledglizzy: Man I wish I could go back to the golden age of call of duty and relive that shit again. Might go buy a PS3 just for funsies [+8] u/culdeus: Korea shut down their market for the day? Why Asia down big and futes are flat? RIP gold. [+8] u/justaddcatalyst: Shake fists at screen until the right color appears [+8] u/OptionsHuduga: In the market everyday [+8] u/Electrical_Trash_992: The Nikkei is down 3.5%. We’re so cooked. [+7] u/sck178: I imagine a majority of reddit mods shower then poop [+7] u/EnginrA: No one wipes after *every* shit, right? [+7] u/FuckleUp: Iranian 🇮🇷 stockpiles of virgins has to be running low hard to sustain 72 per 1 ☠️ [+7] u/Aloeza24: What are my moves for tomorrow? To make money WTF… [+7] u/sonofalando: See y’all back at $700 next week. [+7] u/yeahyoubored: every week feels like a rollercoaster under 🥭 Sunday scaries and a “what the fuck is going to happen this week?” thoughts. [+6] u/Mr_Canada1867: It’s over for Gold and Silver 😂😂😂📉 [+6] u/Load-Final: nikkei.... circuit breaker soon? [+6] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: The barrels yearn for $100 [+6] u/RogerBalderer: Certainly not what the bers were expecting in the US markets. Everyone oooing and ahhing at the KOSPI while they dont zoom out an see it has been up 60% in just six months lol. Same with the Nikkeki Index. they were up huge, Giant pull backs are expected in those overbought markets. [+6] u/Mark_Underscore: Is this Dumb War 1 or Dumb War 2?? [+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: MManipulators aren’t going long until some weird level after retail gets stopped out, and theta burned to oblivion. Then, magically spx will be at 8k for no fucking reason overnight. [+6] u/pacific_b: Imagine what the pump could be though [+6] u/Karl151: If bulls were smart they would be PRAYING for it to go lower, only the markets dropping hard will induce a TACO [+6] u/frogchungus: CLOSE IT! CLOSE THE STR8 of HORMUZ🏄🏿‍♂️ [+5] u/sck178: Microslop got practically the same 1 yr chart as buttcorn [+5] u/sonofalando: Google Searches for "Help With Mortgage" have soared to the highest level in history, surpassing even the peak of the Global Financial Crisis 🚨😱👀 [+5] u/Liquidtears: RELEASE THE ALIEN FILES [+5] u/Sad-Airman: Natural gas down a lot, is this due to Wendy's closing stores [+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Spx 5500 this week or next? [+64] u/Muted-South4737: VIX seems like a well-run company. They're always up when times are tough. Gotta respect the hustle. [+31] u/AKOnDaTrack: All this, just because the middle east was promised to them 3000 years ago by a fairy tale lmao [+18] u/bzl33: > Reddit CEO Steve Huffman says the platform may introduce Face ID and passkey verification to ensure posters are not AI. fuck this guy. [+17] u/skin_flute_player: Plenty of dead bols tomorrow. But none of you regards are wagyu quality. [+17] u/betaforever: I think America realized a while ago that their debt was too high and they needed a bankruptcy to restart. They hired the best candidate really. [+17] u/youbenchbro: Is the ceasefire in the room with you now? [+15] u/ArtisticFrame5790: What. You think I just fell out of the coconut tree? [+14] u/skychief99: I sold grandmas silverware just in time. [+13] u/syedhuda: the market is gonna bring the fear of God to the buls [+12] u/LengthObjective2253: <Around 4,500 U.S. sailors and Marines are now being deployed to the Middle East, including an infantry battalion landing team backed by helicopters, F-35 fighter jets, and armored amphibious vehicles.> - Bikini Bottom News [+12] u/DismalCreme4680: Iranian FM look so chill while giving interviews to US tv channels like he’s not at war with them 🤣 [+12] u/tesseramous: I feel like all Trump events are manufactured and can whipsaw at any minute like the tariffs and be forgotten about. Just wait any minute for the tweet 'me an Iran were chilling at the embassy tonight hitting a fat blunt and everything is cool now guys' [+12] u/ChinCheckUrFartBox: Brags about stock market being all time high. Starts a war to crash it [+11] u/Abe2025: The amount of people I see using the restroom at restaurants and don't wash their hands is absurd. Absolutely disgusting [+11] u/codespyder: Gold is a safe haven in times of trouble, so they said. [+11] u/vsmand1: Who would’ve thought that giving a demented toddler, the keys to the world’s most powerful military would be a bad idea. [+11] u/trumpdiego: lol imagine youre australia with 30days left of fuel [+11] u/j4c11: Hang in there fellow regard, my puts are not done printing. [+10] u/Ill-Expression1737: rumor has it there was an explosion in the bathroom a minute ago [+10] u/StandardDot5115: chicago bulls chicago bears cant make this shit up [+10] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: How is it I can lose $50k in stocks and not gaf but I'm nervous to spend money to get new clothes. [+9] u/SalemKinkTrials: Don’t yall got work tomorrow [+9] u/These-Shoulder8017: Dinosaurs did this. They all died in the same place. [+9] u/LarsTarkas: Bols lost their port on friday [+8] u/100xOrBust: That sucks. Maybe you should talk to her about it. Communication is key bro [+8] u/trumpdiego: Iran and the Mexican Cartels just teamed up to form Megatron [+8] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: This isn't even Bull vs Bear. This is peace vs millions dying. This is 70s stagflation or 08 recession vs. a normal steady market pricing. I'm 98% cash and loving it while this unhinged maniac idiot continues to sleepwalk right into WWIII. Hope the world survives, but boy am I waiting for VTI to come down to 270- [+8] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: 48 hour threat to commit a war crime, with a counterthreat to cause mass famine. Hmm...What shall I eat while watching this shitshow, burritos or Dominos? [+7] u/BigFuckHead_: I was told futes would be blood red. [+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: Silver and Gold bros: I don't feel so good [+7] u/Mountain-Ad833: Why does the universe exist? Why is there anything at all? These are the questions I ask as I realize I'm going to be bagholding HOOD for years if there's a recession. [+7] u/Expensive-Big-8725: KOSPI is selling off so politely [+7] u/PossumImposter2: According to the speed silver is dropping, it will be -$32 by market open [+7] u/AdCritical5383: #Aren’t ICE agents also not getting paid rn? LMAO 🤌 [+7] u/palmanul: Dollar turns out to be safer than gold in emergency [+7] u/NiceJobSon: Spent way too much monies at the Cheesecake Factory and forgot to bring the leftovers home 😔 [+6] u/New_legend247: He is a snake oil salesman buddy [+6] u/cdog2215: No, they are funded under a separate bill. [+6] u/Voltthrower69: I wonder how those marines going to the strait are feeling knowing they’re prolly gonna be at the bottom of the ocean by weeks end [+6] u/Vegetable-Big3545: You know what, CALLS [+6] u/I_work_too_much: I'm too drunk for this shit [+6] u/wildcat1055: We don't really need the strait open ourselves, but we're willing to commit war crimes if you don't open it within 24 hours. Plus, we're not mad, don't say we're mad. [+6] u/Pereise1: May I interest you in joining the Church of Our Lady of Theta? [+5] u/GladDiscount6749: I wonder if pajamas traders know they’re pajama traders [+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Fuck why didn't i buy poots [+5] u/shitmybritchez: Threats don’t materialize until after the deadline still 24 hours away to manipulate trades [+19] u/ResponsibleValue7745: Get this moron out of office already [+17] u/Timely_Chicken_1564: Well boys looks like it's gonna be another blood bath.  Godspeed I'll see yall at 09:30 sleep tight kings [+17] u/Tis-is-the-way: next month’s CPI gonna be a banger [+16] u/Competitive-Elk9326: https://preview.redd.it/oy9mfknuvpqg1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=60790894a97b08214856d9b240d9b31538800807 Stocks will continue dropping until all of you have said ‘thank you’ [+15] u/WocketWaccoon: This is all 🥭’s fault [+15] u/ScucciMane: After the nuclear winter is over, we can start the new stock market. No whales, clankers or crooked MMs allowed. [+13] u/NeuroDrink: Okay.. who bought calls on Friday close and celebrated prematurely? Raise your hands (not me) 🙃 [+13] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Time in the market huh… Where my cash crew at? [+12] u/jp42212: Imagine starting a war and the only thing your opponent has to do to win is holding shut a 20 mile wide channel on their border. Idiot administration [+12] u/ProudRaccoon4653: Trump's gonna tease the war is ending. Market will moon because for some reason the idiots still believe him. Then Friday evening the ground war will commence. [+12] u/Professional_Con_007: I miss those days when I used to actually sleep at night instead of staring at overnight charts [+11] u/slimeystevebob: There is no way out of this which doesn't require 🥭 to swallow some of his pride. Which, of course, will never happen. Hence, he will keep pushing forward. I just hope the nukes don't come out. [+10] u/arbitraryBlue: We're in this situation because we're always on these damn phones 😤😤 [+10] u/wafflepiezz: Man we are so fucked [+10] u/solidsneeze: 🥭 playing checkers while everybody else playing chess [+10] u/slimeystevebob: I wish things were different. Humanity could have lived in utopia, or close to it. Instead, we live in hell. At least I got these puts, as a hedge. [+9] u/404MoralsNotFound: >World Bear Day is observed around the globe on March 23rd and celebrates all bears, regardless of species. [+9] u/oooofukkkk: The bear masks are at the door on the way in, help yourself [+9] u/Ancient_Let7878: Ukraine hitting Russian oil sights now [+9] u/GuyFaulks77: Green by open. The after hours pump from Friday will continue [+9] u/sanmar2225: #this is really bad i think it’s actually over this time [+8] u/disrepaired: We don’t negotiate with hostages [+8] u/soscribbly: Everybody knows who are at fault for all this bad shit going on in the world, right? Ok good [+8] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: Trump is going to follow through with his threat which means Iran is going to respond and make things even worse. It might be a long time before we see another green day [+8] u/RomanJohnWick: VIX +3.6% is nuts in overnight [+8] u/dinanm4: Lost my ass on silver [+8] u/AcademicStandard3701: Where the fuck the weekend go. 5min ago it was Friday and everybody was crying the ceiling was falling apart [+8] u/beachsandwichen: I think we need to bring back the Dixie chicks I think it’s our only shot to restart life to actual life again [+8] u/Think_Expression_738: !banbet BTC 80000 3w [+7] u/Randomname1157: Instead of asking why it is down. Ask why it went up so damn much for the last year. [+7] u/soscribbly: Dudes were buying calls at SPY $695 🤣🤣🫵 [+7] u/BetDependent6260: Beauty will save the world- Dostovesky [+7] u/Fit_Service8662: Israel said they would be carrying out the power plant strikes in Iran so there's no possibility to TACO Tuesday out of this one. [+6] u/bluen: I kinda don't feel safe in this timeline [+6] u/Zeppu: So many idiots short on oil [+6] u/MoistAbuelita: MAX PAIN engaged. Buckle up everyone [+6] u/TempusFugit314: You best start believin in recessions Mr. WSB. Yer in one. [+6] u/HandsomeTar: Genuine question why can’t we just have Israeli boots on the ground? We’ll be here on the ships [+6] u/cevapi_jelopy: Theyre the chosen ones [+6] u/Advanced_Structure21: Pretty sure 🥭 is their bitch, not the other way around [+6] u/hamborgard: Turned my phone upside down and somehow all the charts are still down [+6] u/Baloubist: How do you value a company that is a Twitter clone that nobody uses but can send global markets into turmoil if one user engages? [+22] u/iswearnotagain10: Why didn’t joe just press the big red “make economy good” and “make prices cheap” buttons on his desk? Is he stupid? -The average 2024 voter [+19] u/talaabo: Technically the strait is open, you just need Iranian permission. [+19] u/Ok_Environment_3618: Never seen such a dumbo president in my life 🙏 [+17] u/FullCopy: *He who held calls over the weekend shall not enter the kingdom of my father.* - Retards 4:20-69 [+16] u/PunisherR1: someone who went bankrupt multiple times is also leading worlds biggest economy, what could go wrong? [+14] u/Maximum-Cash7103: La Guardia accident is the icing on the cake. America is seriously stressed to the brink. [+13] u/oliver2022: looking at my oil stocks through google cuz im afraid of opening my broker app LMAOO [+13] u/antpharms: Airports are gonna be hell tomorrow. [+12] u/Vihurah: controllers are so overworked, its ridiculous. the tower guy at my local airport sounds half asleep these days. this shouldn't be allowed to happen [+11] u/millerlit: US to release sharks with laser beams to provide safe passage of ships through the Strait of Hormuz [+11] u/thewaterb0yyyy: I feel like I only hear Nikkei getting slammed and never about it going up lol [+10] u/Sad-Literature-5341: That's it, I'm done trying to get rich by playing the stock market,  I'm just going to open a home hospice center in California [+10] u/Careful_Response4694: All indices of the indian stock market are plunging at open now. [+10] u/Im_Gonna_Steal_It: I keep saying “nothing ever happens” because I kinda want stuff to actually happen and am trying to reverse psychology the universe [+10] u/dbd209: Doing cocaine after a 3 month hiatus was a mistake. Now I am lit and horny for no reason, and my heart is pounding. [+10] u/IndependentBoth2831: Are you boys ready for the 1970s [+10] u/talaabo: Breaking news: smart\_doge lost his money and mind. [+9] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: If your play has a 50% chance of success, play it twice [+9] u/winner_in_life: This is the size of your pp 🤏 [+9] u/No_Skirt_4689: War with Canada incoming [+8] u/ilwb: Asian indexes look like a fucking meme stock [+8] u/Ok_Environment_3618: If boobs on the ground happen then spy will hit circuit after circuit. Worse than a tariff. No tacoing here [+8] u/2Frum4U: Sometimes I think it would be better to be a peasant farmer. No news cycle to stress you. Just worry about potatoes. [+7] u/Weak_Ostrich459: How about that new digital circus episode tho, amirite? [+7] u/AmeriMan2: This week's gonna be wild [+7] u/Playful-Sympathy-576: Ceasefire by open I can feel it in my bones [+7] u/otimanob: Remember that Suez Canal Incident? That was exactly five years ago. [+7] u/Raw-Garden: Anyone care to share ANY good news? [+7] u/Dbx84: https://preview.redd.it/2162xh0gvpqg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=985dd4f24e228f67e2ae046cd0aa79032ceb73e9 Life has its ups and downs…… [+6] u/ablablababla: Of course they do, they're 12 hours ahead [+27] u/RockasaurusRex: "The DOW is at 50,000" might go down as one of the most regarded market calls of all time. [+23] u/PalpitationSmooth992: so this mf not only destroyed the world economy for years to come he also helped russia fund their war indefinitely [+12] u/Kattilaeikka: What I like about the european and asian equity markets is that they are more logical. Right now they are obviously tanking but for some reason the US market is holding on. Yes the oil price shock hits Europe and Asia harder but the combination of economic effects will also destroy the US economy. You could say the risks are even bigger in US equities because the market is full of debt and margin. [+12] u/A55BAG: Looks like Korea and Japan are having a bad day 😅 KOSPI -6.4% Nikkei 225 -3.4% [+12] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Be horny when others are fearful [+11] u/Cygnus_X_I: can i buy puts on my port [+11] u/ACiD_80: Guys, anyone tired of winning yet? [+11] u/Bluesquare9: If you think you have it bad, just remember that I have SLV 90 calls. [+11] u/Bubbledood: asked my financial adviser how to protect my money and he gave me a wallet chain [+11] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Why don't I see "spy to 700" comments anymore? [+11] u/lewt-11: This place is more scared tonight than Liberation week [+11] u/Floppedthenuts_: Damn that plane accident at laguardia. Rip [+11] u/ring_of_slattern: Haha stupid bers, don’t you know futures are fake? Futures are always fake right? Please let this be fake [+11] u/Specialist_Berry_725: every fucking day extremely close to liquidation --> pray to every god and spirit that I will fix my addiction and start talking to my family and fix my miserable life--> everything shoots to green --> give the middle finger and move on as if nothing happened --> repeat 5 times a day [+11] u/Natural_Dare6825: Clasic green by open [+10] u/Castopliani: blondie can call dow over 45000 now [+10] u/Brave-Finding-3866: I am so fucking cooked [+10] u/ACiD_80: If I were an Arabian oil or gas state... I'd be so fucking furious about Trump and the US right now... What a fucking disaster. [+10] u/Liminal_Aspect: That’s just the osteoporosis, Gramma. Let’s get you back to bed [+10] u/puggles123654: Seeing GLD rise to 20% and then hit -1% is absolutely insane. [+10] u/Agitated-Contract-11: Attention! Attention! This is your captain speaking! The USS Economy is sinking! Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Sell it all! This is not a drill! [+10] u/ilikeplayingthisgame: Idk about you but im feeling 2022 [+10] u/patricktu1258: I am afraid that iran would just launch a final attack out of desperation like the last samurai movie and it might crash the market. [+10] u/Funny_Story2759: yall called trump a chicken now hes playin chicken with iran [+9] u/michaelis999: classic red by close [+9] u/Montyprice7206: Strait of Hermuff will be open by Easter- 🥭 [+9] u/whatislifebruh: Things look bad. Can’t wait to see how they rig this shit to close green tomorrow. [+9] u/loveiseverything: Yeah, this is going to be worse than last April. Now it's certain. Time to go all cash. [+9] u/Wrath_FMA: 17 hours till we find out if ww3 kicks off or not, aren't y'all excited? [+9] u/Funk-masta-frek: Panic sell everything [+9] u/bigdaddyrongregs: Even the inside traders are getting rugged [+9] u/TYC888: man, when will it ever see green. been Red for so long i forgot what green looks like [+8] u/NapNapNapNap: HOOD at 68 bucks haha [+8] u/UnknownM007: Oil rejecting 100 is the biggest manipulation I’ve ever seen. Bessent must have an auto short when it hits 100 whilst he sleeps [+8] u/Panthera__Tigris: "There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen"--Vladimir Ilyich Lenin. [+8] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: Imagine your dad came back with milk 28 years ago [+8] u/applerascal: i love how everything keeps dropping and oil is pinned at 100 LMFAO [+7] u/kolitics: Its really just a handful of people fucking it up that we haven’t decided to eat yet. [+7] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: every time oil futes hit 100 they get shorted to shit by treasury. they're really gonna cause a MOASS on fucking oil. unbelievable [+7] u/Intelligent-Tie5103: Dear Trump, one tweet. That's all we need. We're down bad. [+7] u/Tanpopomon: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+7] u/FG-Oracle: Its too much winning [+7] u/Jmanisup: So going all in on SMCI calls on Friday was not the move 😭😭😭 [+6] u/andytobbles: When the panic is setting in you better be buying!! [+6] u/darklordyy: Haven’t seen anyone say “nothing ever happens” in awhile now [+6] u/kenathen: how many hours left for iran [+6] u/crazier_ed: R sounding is ↗️ way [+6] u/Young-faithful: Ok.. so when do we get to see this alien technology that the USA has? [+5] u/New_Competition_410: So glad I hold hood and oklo I may be the biggest regart here [+5] u/MrEdwL: My. Shiny. Rocks. 😔 😟 [+19] u/igotshrimps: I thought I was a genius for rotating stocks into gold [+17] u/ckami_91: #CIRCUIT BREAKER AT THE OPEN 📉 [+15] u/broke_person: I'm here deciding if the +$3 Chipotle add-on is worth it while 🥭 nukes my portfolio -$10k every single day. Thanks for your attention to this matter. [+13] u/WorkingAd7387: GOLD down 21% in a month... wow... [+13] u/elpresidentedeljunta: CALM DOWN EVERYBODY! Nobody freak out! Stay back and let me get to the exit first. [+13] u/ValueOfADollar: Bro heard that there was a ‘great’ depression and wanted to one-up it [+13] u/ev01ution: Someone do a welfare check on the guy that accidentally bought spy calls on Friday. [+11] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Looking at all these photos of the Middle East got me shook. All these dudes have fresh ass cuts even though they are in absolute war and poverty. Thats it, im getting a haircut tomorrow. No excuse for me to not look as fresh as these poor, war ridden mfs. Shalom and masala [+11] u/CleverBirdy: Nice storage of wealth guys holy shit [+11] u/Revolutionary-Owl-79: Cash gang feeling pretty smug rn [+11] u/Happylittle_tree: Does costco accept returns on gold bars if someone still has the receipt? Asking for a friend [+10] u/ckami_91: Wait until boomers hit the Sell All button on their 401Ks LMFAOO [+10] u/Saturn_winter: Just to add fuel to the fire, there is currently an unbelievable amount of people cashing out their 401ks early because of hardship. And the income brackets it's happening at is going up. It used to be the 30-45k range cashing out because they had no savings and it was their only safety net. Now I'm seeing it from clients in the 80-100k range. Like, a lot. [+10] u/Iunatic: #Gold falling 20% in a week while corn stayed flat/slightly up was not on my 2026 bingo sheet LMAO [+10] u/slothropdroptop: The white house is really struggling with the do everything to not look like a Russian asset challenge [+10] u/wilhelm96: MU casually shedding $70 over 3 days [+10] u/illbebahk: But the dow is at 45k [+10] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Dont end it over money, life is more important than eating and fucking and buying stuff. [+10] u/OkResponsibility2470: I will not FOMO metal puts I will not FOMO metal puts I will not FOMO metal puts [+10] u/geddyclaus: It's OK, I never wanted to retire anyway. [+10] u/dankeyschon: All these poor countries dumping gold now that they need gas and oil [+9] u/MrForever_Alone69: Gold is officially a shitcoin lol [+9] u/falken2023: SPY 600 is actually not a meme anymore. What a complete shit show. [+9] u/ANEN0ME: Crying and vomiting rn [+9] u/broke_person: We are having a stock reset every 4 years now like the Olympics. 2022 2026 🤡 [+9] u/daddysgirl794: Did they find Gold in the Epstein Files? [+9] u/AMX_revue: Metal bols dead, next up, spy bols [+9] u/CDulst: I'm crazy bullish rn. When I'm this delusional, it usually means at best a dead cat bounce into more death and destruction. [+9] u/thatavengersguy: Alright Mods have to post hotline numbers now, this kinda got out of hand [+9] u/Sbmagnolia: Gold is drilling for itself [+9] u/amplaoumplasD: My portofolio is based in Nasdaqistan and it's going to have a bad day. [+9] u/kairepaire: YES! Finally someone who is PUMPED about today! [+9] u/wenxuan2: Please just let this dump more :( i want the world to burn [+8] u/MoleWhackSupreme: Gold down nearly 6% oooooofff [+8] u/ckami_91: *“Oil prices could rise so high to create a COVID level lockdown”* LMFAOOOO [+8] u/edthechimp: Gold down casual -7% [+8] u/booniepepper17: The market really hates March to April [+8] u/Equivalent-Quail138: I have been monitoring the situation. The situation appears to be deteriorating. [+8] u/ckami_91: Bulls who bought calls for Black Monday: 🤡 [+8] u/Working-Elk-4417: This place is hilarious right now, and that means only one thing: Time to get scared. [+7] u/NoFuckingValue: Long FIG is the only rational move here. Web design is going to be really important as the conflict heats up [+7] u/Unit_Weird: No V today just down all day then idiot trump will hit Iran infrastructure after market close [+6] u/Purple-Coyote-6122: Been that way in California [+6] u/Johnny_Menace: But but he said war was very complete ಠ_ಠ [+20] u/ReftLight: Something tells me this guy may be more pedophile than businessman. [+17] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Another day of market donations to Israel [+15] u/XXX_KimJongUn_XXX: God this makes me so hard I want to fuck homeless chicks all night and gamble. [+14] u/AP123123123: Are we free falling at open today? [+13] u/Revolutionary_Iife: Ebrahim Zolfaghari, the spokesperson for Iran’s Khatam al Anbiya central headquarters, has issued a new statement taunting 🥭as the US president’s deadline for the full reopening of the Strait of Hormuz draws near. “Hey 🥭 , YOU’RE FIRED! You’re familiar with this sentence. Thank you for your attention to this matter,” Zolfaghari said in a video clip in English. Yeah that’s it, I’m pulling out. It was good while it lasted. Good luck regards. [+13] u/EncryptedMyst: Not investing another penny until mango man is in the fucking ground [+12] u/Throwaway1999993356: I’m down 80k on my stocks. Cool thanks for the winning America! [+12] u/Street-Badger: We are 7% off ATH for SPY in the opening stages of a new war and global energy crisis, which started *after* an ongoing credit crisis and credit-fuelled tech bubble.  And we have bulls calling a bottom. [+11] u/dmk_world: Shiny rock holders will be left with veryyyy heavy bags [+10] u/jtoldyasooo: As that jeweler in NYC said in January - WHERES MY FUCKIN MONEYYYYY!!!!!! [+10] u/QPRCHOC: Value investor bros be like “Hey what you guys picking up on sale today? 🤓” As if we don’t have another 10% left to drop. [+10] u/TokiAsuma: I still remember when everyone was talking about how spy is only 1-2% from ATH 😂 [+9] u/RandomNobodyEU: buying back in today, I'm feeling tacos for dinner [+9] u/juveyjords: Nope. I’m 100% cash. I can only win [+9] u/QuartersToPlay: Guys I'm starting to believe our 🥭 might not have a plan after all. [+9] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: dumbass motherfucking cowboy nation [+9] u/Disastrous_Battle_14: Death of the petrodollar [+9] u/LongCucumber3710: bol rooting for world peace [+9] u/daedalus_dance: Iran has every incentive to make sure this war is very costly so that future administrations in Israel and the US hesitate more than they did here. The US wants a ceasefire or quick negotiation, the Iranians want to drag this out. They negotiated after the last attack in June and got attacked again for it. Think people! Think! Saying that I am now a bag holder so fuck me, right? [+8] u/Valuable-Mango5753: I miss when stocks were hitting record highs like everyday back in 24 🥲 [+8] u/waltuh28: Gold crash is utterly insane [+8] u/SanchoVilla91: If we hit the tariff announcement lows he might 🌮 [+8] u/Thick_Expression7949: welp there goes my calls [+7] u/Mother___Night: Lots of good anticancer technologies just on the horizon.  Technology is dope, and unlike some areas (cough defense), we actually get a return on the crazy amount of $ we throw at pharma [+7] u/peculiarlybullish: Stale bread and water with one ice cube for dinner tonight I guess 😔 [+7] u/Sidney_Godsby: Would love to hear from the “this is what I voted for” crowd [+7] u/ManoSann: Someone please take the keys away from grandpa 🙏🏽 [+6] u/lemuever17: Japan, Korean, Hong Kong and China stock markets are getting fucked. [+18] u/TreGet234: Dang actual apocalypse. The relief rally when mango's term is over will be legendary. [+18] u/whee_exceeding_whoo: Did I make money? No. Did I have a good time? Also No. Did it create some fond memories? Also No. [+17] u/DoubleSkew: #The year is 2056 #Fox news is still blaming Obama [+14] u/unholy-confetti: This all happen cause they wont admit they like to touch kids on an island [+13] u/Several_Bread_9144: Mongo on friday: we are winding down Mongo on saturday: bombs are coming [+11] u/lovingduckbutter: I bought 10k of gold right at the top. Fomo is a hell of a drug. [+11] u/Complete-Bet-5266: Killing Iran's pope was not very smart. [+11] u/Leather_Mention5916: So wait, you're telling me im losing a loooot of money because the potus liked childeren a bit to much?? [+11] u/Responsible-Rip8793: Spy 700 eod The d is for decade [+10] u/Sorry-Usual6906: Retail money donated per usual [+10] u/Soffatjockis: One tweet from mango and we will be green. That's what scares me. [+10] u/Mast3rfinish25: Vietnam, Bangladesh, and the Philippines will run out of oil in three weeks, a US-based diplomat says - POLITICO First countries to enter the mad max stage of things [+9] u/yaboyay: After market close today [+9] u/Hot-Pop-3250: I'm not ready for a Monday [+9] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Fear and Greed at 10. Oil above $100 30-year about to cross 5%. 10-year about to cross 4.5%. I mean, this is economic collapse if they don't start pulling levers immediately. Easiest dip buy ever, TACO by EOD Tuesday. [+8] u/_Rexfest_: Let me guess, I finally buy puts tommorow and we run to ATH after hours. [+8] u/Several_Bread_9144: I mean bols there are two paths: either the war continues as it is as eyeran is not surrendering or mongo bombs them and it gets even worse LMAO [+8] u/xReMaKe: If 🥭 goes along with his threat, it’s going to get a lot worse. If he doesn’t, it also gets a lot worse. WTF is the bull case here? Why not go all in on puts?? 🤔🤔 [+8] u/TreGet234: The war is escalating? Dump gold. [+8] u/Successful-Pass-568: IV so high it literally negates the -0.75% drop and saves me from losing money lmao [+7] u/Dependent_Boat_3144: PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!! is his new post, he isn't gonna stop the war [+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: I love all this AI IS COMING FOR YOUR LAW JOB! LinkedIn garbage. Like no it’s not. If anything I have more work as I have to undo client’s AI slop and case hallucinations. [+18] u/Nanas_700k: Believe it or not, margin calls [+15] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: And when the smoke clears, there won't be Jerome Powell to fix things this time around.... [+15] u/chuck_portis: USA has made the same mistake multiple times. They go to war with poor countries. Poor countries are already poor so they don't give a shit. Yeah shit gets worse but they're already used to shitty conditions. But how much "discomfort" can the developed world handle? We all want our $100 flights and 150L gas tank trucks. Dubai wants drinking water. You get into a war of attrition with these guys and they will win. Just like Vietnam did. They will outlast you because they were born into discomfort. It is status quo for them. [+15] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Remember, it actually can get worse [+14] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Gold reversed 5 mins after my position got liquidated at 4,1k, you're welcome guys [+13] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: If you didn't buy puts last week, idk man The calculus is this: It's no longer singularly up to Trump to back out of this shit, he can't TACO. He has to come to Iran hat in hand and make a deal- this is something this man will never do, he would rather tank the economy than admit defeat lmao Edit: idk why this soft retard replied to me and then blocked me, but dropping more bombs won't change the fact that they can just shell the strait or send 50 drones at oil tankers that are basically floating bombs. You have no leverage with them, they've been getting bombed lol, everyone knows the vicegrip is on the U.S.'s balls in terms of the economy and the flow of oil. We're fucking retards on reddit and we know that- do you think geopolitical leaders don't? [+13] u/NameltHunny: If the straight isn’t open by noon Iran can’t come to my birthday party [+13] u/jackperitas: #NO CRYING IN THE CASINO [+12] u/Noafrojo: Being all cash is great rn, except I don’t have much of that either [+12] u/drpa1n: You will own nothing and be unhappy [+12] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: Too many of you morons here are used to this retarded market that just shrugs off anything- it can't just magically shrug off 20% of the world's oil being indefinitely shut off. If the strait remains closed the market will keep tanking, it doesn't have to go back up lol [+12] u/Crypto_naut_: great depression 2.0 [+11] u/Waste-Ad-8715: I need sleepy Joe to hold me close and whisper sweet little CHIPs and Science Act of 2022 in my ear [+11] u/ProudestPeasant: I bet the sheltered and self-sufficient amish aren't freaking out [+11] u/Riskismyapellido: Almost exactly 10 years ago today, Obama proclaimed a:" Historic diplomatic breakthrough. We have avoided another war." (regarding Iran Deal) And Netanyahu said:"Historic mistake" [+10] u/Moepenmoes: I just figured out that having sleep for dinner is even cheaper [+10] u/TropicalOinkment: 🥭 not a big chess player, is he? [+10] u/scarneo: But the black lady has a weird laugh 🤡 [+10] u/zanzebar: Athens is what Athens is because the Citizens are what the Citizens are - Plato. TL:DR we are in shit because we are shit. [+10] u/gomper: I think his tweet power is diminishing. People have to realize by now that he changes his mind 20 times a day and his word means nothing [+10] u/zanzebar: The only logical move is calls. If  🌮  goes ahead, you will not need cash in a nuclear winter. [+10] u/Careful-Towel3154: i just have a feeling he is going to tweet something today about some dialogue opening with Eye-Ran and this thing rips [+10] u/tandoori_taco_cat: no one was expecting gold of all things to be the crash catalyst [+10] u/Jadedtrader33: https://preview.redd.it/rsrmmtu4vrqg1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=c231e21995a81d6f6de8fcf666aad5a0823a29e2 [+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BREAKING NEWS: GOLD and SILVER declared dead on the spot. [+9] u/dumbest-bastard: "stares at the sun patriotically* [+9] u/Dorkasteri: Warsh will replace JPow in two months and right now the rates are going absolutely mental. It would be really fucking fun if they cutted even though inflation is above 3%. Anyways, get ready for global depression. [+9] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: My prediction is that orange guy will put out a random tweet again sometime today and the whole market to the moon [+9] u/davidbigham: Gonna buy put at open, so that market will go up . [+9] u/OftenOlives: A million barrels a day taken offline yesterday. This evening could see the start of major strikes on Aramco infrastructure by Iran if the US follows through with its retarded threats. The Houthis could still say they want attention too and shut down the Red Sea. This week is gonna be 💃💃💃 [+8] u/Mobile_Collection646: that moment when you realize you can’t taco out of a threat like that without making us lose our superpower status [+8] u/Important_Shirt_1567: GEEZ THE MARKET HASNT GONE UP SINCE 😴WAS IN OFFICE, THIS GUY SUCKS [+8] u/MasterElite1: This is a gold washout before the triple. We all know real interest rates are going deep negative. Buy the dip. [+8] u/Moepenmoes: Imagine still holding shiny rocks [+8] u/BigShmokeBuffer: My NVDA calls are half price 😎 I can just give these other ones back and get a refund right? 😐 [+7] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: You think gold was the catalyst? 🤣🤣🤣 [+7] u/AggieDem: Retesting their 200 day moving average. [+7] u/Stilnovisti: Bond rates are getting a bit yippy. [+6] u/Deadweight047: We want you to stop blocking the Hormuz but we keep bombing you. That's definitely helping Art of the deal! [+5] u/Orda22494: Crude futes over $100 [+17] u/Infamous-Mixture8278: Surely picking criminals to run everything was a great plan! 😭 [+16] u/jeffynihao: Hello I'd like to request a refund. [+16] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Biggest economy in the world, strongest military, democracy to envy all nations Goes to camel fucking land and throws it all in the shitter lmao [+13] u/cardboard-junkie: Lol at all the bulls celebrating over the weekend that we mooning today [+12] u/Dbestinvest: My 15 year old son “so how is the stock market not like gambling?” [+11] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: What if Thiel *is* the antichrist 🤔 [+11] u/aaapod: jesus christ gonna return on january 1st 2027 to screw all the polymarket bets [+11] u/BerryExpress: so i guess being leveraged is not that smart. rip half of my ytd gains [+11] u/Apprehensive_Rush497: The bear just came out of hibernation. If you think the bottom is in now get ready for a shocking suprise [+11] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: It could have been tendies for everyone for ever and ever but no, had to go to the Middle East and fuck camels didn’t ya [+11] u/Reasonable_Roger: Headed to the liquor store when they open to max out my credit cards. [+10] u/Silent_Win116: I went from 1k to 98$. A couple yolos ill be abck [+9] u/2c-b_day: Long 🌽. No, not THAT 🌽, actual 🌽 [+9] u/Fast_Signature7684: my port is below tarrifs lows, its actually over [+8] u/cadentoob: I feel like Im gonna open up this week with a freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right away. It's fucking over. [+8] u/mapf0000: The misconception is thinking that 🥭 could 🌮. He can’t; he doesn’t hold the cards. [+7] u/Icy_Jelly_315: It isn't catalysing anything. Purely reactive [+7] u/Ok_Customer900: SLV created generational bagholders [+6] u/r4rLIC: Cucked Broadcasting System [+6] u/Erzkuake: https://preview.redd.it/steijl8i7rqg1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=acfd55bd4610e87c46c10906ab1e96e665004118 [+6] u/iFiredIce: Gold is down more than SMCI and those fucks got accused of treason [+6] u/Impossible_Land_9224: I hope that all of you make money today, truly mean that. [+5] u/dabblesest: Just peaked their ratings. It’s guh all the way down… [+5] u/Remarkable_Owl: I finally got my childhood wish to be just like the President of the United States: I’m retarded.