Daily Discussion Thread for March 06, 2026

[+19] u/Level_Counter3062: Genie: I'll grant you one wish Me: SPY to finally break this 6 month range Genie: Done Circuit breaker [+18] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Gas prices up 11% and it hasn't even been a week [+17] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Dump this market our administration deserves it [+17] u/WSB-mods-are-: Imagine how rich you'd be if you never found this place [+14] u/justarandumthrowaway: Wow this is really what it was like in 1929 [+12] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Honestly, surprised we’re not down further given how much oil is up rn [+12] u/Nanas_700k: Why do we park on the driveway, and drive on the parkway. [+12] u/yaboyay: #**”He bought 0dtes? Decay them.”** [+12] u/livingunique: So the US Development Finance Corporation just told Congress they are \~$200 billion short of the amount needed to underwrite insurance policies for ships going through the Strait of Hormuz, which is holding up \~20 million barrels of oil PER DAY I'm no bear but that sounds very bearish [+12] u/kal14144: Anyone knows which fed building we’re supposed to face when we pray? [+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: I really need to remember to cash out my gains every day.  Jk, I dont have gains. [+11] u/yaboyay: This is the most bearish premarket thread I’ve seen in a minute. My calls will print dividends today LMAO [+10] u/ManBearPig_1983: Remember to take profits, ya greedy fucks. [+10] u/sergechewbacca: SPY would be at 750 if this country wasn't run by complete fucking regards [+10] u/hioman01: Today will end either green or red [+10] u/Hwangoutpltr: Saw a female neck beard in the wild last nite [+10] u/astromouse2024: Loading up on nvda calls for two weeks out [+9] u/0DTEKing: And it’s crashing and crashing hard, won’t stop today [+9] u/Out_Phishing: To many bears in here, deploying 0dte calls at open fuk it [+9] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: I've seen enough. The US is going to lose the war on a strategic level. This will cause profound geopolitical shifts. Use this information wisely. [+9] u/CBme08: Buy high sell low. Got it [+9] u/No-Intention-8907: You'd almost think 🥭 hadn't thought this through. [+8] u/AlGAdams: 🌈 🐻  Reporting for duty [+8] u/Gom_KBull: # BOLS WATCHING THEIR CALLS # GETTING VAPORIZED IN REALTIME # ( 👁 ____ 👁 ) [+8] u/puffinnbluffin: This market is tough 👎 [+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Don’t open the casino please [+8] u/AllMaia0: just sitting here watching my portfolio bleed while everyone talks about some stock i've never heard of.. college tuition isn't gonna pay itself lol. [+7] u/ApprehensivePop5159: This place has been compromised a long long time ago [+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: My grandson at my Euology: "....This was my grandfather's favorite hat (holds up SPY 700 cap in pristine condition).....that sadly he never got to wear......" [+7] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members still here and not in fear. [+6] u/ToughVegetable2483: This looks like it’s gonna be bloody today [+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: The dump that was promised [+6] u/shxwcr0ss: wonder how long gold will just stick around unchanged. it’s moved 0.04% today. virtually zero. down 2% over the last week. [+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Word on the street is that Kirsty Noem uses the "N" word a lot during sex. [+6] u/LasyKuuga: Everyday I switch between idolizing and hard judging Buffet for hoarding cash like a dragon depending on how the market swings [+6] u/Bob_returns_25: Can the adults please take control back? This has been entertaining and all, and you've made your point. But this is getting to be a little much. [+6] u/Dismal_Foundation784: It’s bearish in here ima load up calls at open lol [+6] u/VirgillMastercard: It smells like ber in here! [+6] u/TheRootOfMostEvil: I’m so glad I just bought an EV [+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Word on the street is that Kristy Noem makes Cory wear her underwear when she pegs him. [+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Crude oil almost 90 we're cooked [+5] u/NapNapNapNap: Get ready for a huge dump. [+5] u/General-Elk-6537: Pretty sure being a dirty 🐻 is the right move today [+5] u/throwingitanyway: plz shoot me. i pussyhanded my USO $90 Jan '27 calls way too early [+5] u/Enjzey: i have my cash ready, do either +/-10% pleaseeee [+5] u/delicious_oppai: This war would be over by now if market just straight flushed for a few days. Fucking bitch has to V everyday 🙄 [+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Circuit breaker a real possibility [+5] u/jda823: Let the 🌽 battle for 70k begin! [+5] u/BouRock: iran probably will hit couple of ships and oil wll be 120 usd [+5] u/Fine_Specialists: This market has been a flat shit show since October we’ll see if we can finally break out of it [+5] u/Able_Web2873: Oh fuck I’m done for. [+5] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: Trading is half psychological; how many times have you made impulsive/emotional decisions and ended up getting reamed? I started trying to do 75 hard, and I messed up the first two days (first I couldn't drink the gallon of water, second day I had beers) but even with messing up, I noticed that I'm having greater mental clarity and increased focus due to idk enhanced blood flow? Friendly reminder that if you take care of your mind, you might crack the code in the matrix. This war is all in your head! Stay Hard! [+150] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: US loosens oil restrictions on Russia to tame oil price rise caused by its Iran war.  We truly live in a fucked up country. [+90] u/mtnrnnr802: I’m exclusively here to panic [+57] u/lysergalien: Guys please don't forget to censor j*b, don't wanna trigger all the unemploids here [+56] u/EquivalentPlatform32: I've been short since October. I capitulated and bought calls an hour before close yesterday [+53] u/Awuxy: -92K vs est +70k? Holy shit. [+39] u/ckami_91: Dont worry if you feel retarded.. Michael Saylor’s average purchase price of 🌽 is 76k LMFAOOOO [+37] u/ckami_91: 2024: 🌽 2025: GLD and SLV 2026: 🛢️ 2027: ☠️☢️📉 [+35] u/AffectionatePop05: If you'd told me 15 years ago, I'd be losing money because America decided to vote in a gameshow host as their president, I'd have said sure that sounds like something they'd do. [+33] u/harryburton420: happy friday who’s on the toilet [+33] u/Danysco: # U.S. payrolls unexpectedly fell by 92,000 in February; unemployment rate rises to 4.4% - CNBC [+32] u/zuziannka: https://preview.redd.it/tjm2t1cgwfng1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bb44bd8fedaf422d258ae7819206eee5748692 This will be the name of my death metal band. [+31] u/redpillsbluepills: https://preview.redd.it/ixc9ptltnfng1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=883a9c1577dbaabcf9a5b10147023876b1f3d6d3 [+30] u/Little_Top3815: -92k vs 58 est 😄😄 mango land is fucked [+29] u/SmurfStop: Only 1 shipped crossed strait of homos in 24 hours. Oil to the moon 🚀🚀🚀 [+28] u/Big_Red_Dogs: It’s almost like, now bear with me, it’s almost like they don’t know what they’re doing. [+28] u/Little_Top3815: This sub is lot funnier on red days 😄 [+28] u/CimLeah: 670 is putting up a better resistance than Iran. [+27] u/SaveTheAles: High unemployment, high gas prices, war in the Middle East. This is a once in a decade type event never seen before by 9 year olds [+26] u/friedbymoonlight: Drama every day. It’s like dating all over again. [+26] u/rawdigga: Anyone else use chatgpt as their primary financial advisor? [+24] u/socrates4eva: Weak jobs numbers, prolonged war= We’re fucked. [+23] u/OrdinaryMix4013: this dumb motherfucker will set us back 300 years lmao [+23] u/All_FIREdUp: Why the fuck is anyone here surprised by these job numbers. This economy is pure horseshit and we’ve had a year of whiplash tariffs on/off/up/down/legal/illegal/back on/up/down/pay back the money/don’t pay back the money… If you expected the economy to thrive with these retards running the show then you might just have a job waiting for you in the administration too! [+23] u/BadBoyBilbo: Alright folks, I’m just gonna go ahead and say it. I’m gonna say the r-word and it’s ok because this is WSB. We’re headed for a *recession*. [+23] u/Commercial_Horror204: WTI Oil is gonna renamed to WTF Oil today [+22] u/SmoresPies: its so wild to me that the top of the DOW was called by Bondi in anger over the Epstein files and i doubt any chart historians will label it as such in retrospect when they force feed their astrology down our throats 5-10 years from now [+22] u/Waiting4Reccession: Insane jobs miss. And last 2 months revised down 69k on top of that. [+22] u/DCHamar: Bad news everywhere. Very fearful environment. Calls [+21] u/highlanderquestion90: -92k jobs, higher than expected unemployment rate, negative retail sales, Rising gas station prices, crude at $88, and war in Iran The index is at the top of a parallel channel since october with nobreakout past 700 Plus investors derisking before the weekend And bulls want me to go long? [+21] u/SaveTheAles: I have a concept of a portfolio [+21] u/michaelis999: we'd be at SPY 900 by now if we still had sleepy [+21] u/Artemaker: That's it, erased a weeks salary in 10 minutes [+19] u/SunriseSurprise: The Dow is down about 6% since Pam Bondi screamed about 50k Dow [+19] u/aftherith: Yet another face ripper at open no one saw coming [+19] u/jfwelll: Selloff before week-end because some unstable dude loves to stir shit up when the market closes for the weekend [+19] u/A_small_Chicken: In alternate timeline 2026, President Kamala Harris signs an executive order encouraging smiling while DOW is over 70k [+18] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Real talk I genuinely don’t even understand what the plan is in Iran Like, this is an existential threat to the hardliner’s entire way of life. We killed not only their political leader but a major religious figure. These dudes aren’t going to just suddenly agree to be our bitch because we’re killing them. I think within a few weeks we’ll see the hardliners start killing the moderates, it’ll be clear that this won’t result in regime change without boots on the ground, and we continue to bleed. [+18] u/ManyHead6662: the files must be crazy [+18] u/cannythecat: The fake pump last afternoon was peak market manipulation [+18] u/RisingSerpent222: “Your calls have lost 99% of their value since you opened them.” Thank you Robinhood [+18] u/Swaggerpro: Starting options “trading” was such a fucking mistake [+18] u/theSongIsImGangsta: This n*gga led us into a war, made gas skyrocket, and now destroying jobs on the monthly. [+18] u/orsomeshitidk: The call of the void [+17] u/MakeResonableChoices: This is because Britney Spears was arrested 🔪💃 [+17] u/Ok-Standard-2485: 🥭 to busy jerking off nuttinyoho he must have forgotten to cook these jobs numbers [+17] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Jobs down inflation up America sure is great again isn't it [+17] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: I get Trump himself not having contingency plans because hes a fkn idiot, but noone in the admin ever considered this war could last longer than 2 days, and the implications of oil prices? Is his enitre cabinet just filled with bootlicking morons? [+16] u/JackORoses: Sell the fuk out and freak everything [+16] u/longerpath: we are we are, the futes of the nation [+16] u/Val44x: WOAHHH THERE BOL FREN LOOKS LIKE YOU TOOK A WRONG TURN THIS IS BER TOWN!!!! 🐻🐻🐻🐻 [+16] u/Urzuck: Lots of salty and filthy bols losing their money on calls, back to the iron mines, goblins. [+16] u/Bittertwitter: Mango got cocky after (very illegal) operation venezuela was met with no retaliation. Tsk tsk tsk. [+16] u/VariousScenes: Inflation back on the menu because of oil price exploding? Large scale war in the middle east? Jobs disappearing? Market overpriced? Soon no more independent fed? Tariffs overruled, but new larger ones announced? All government officials exposed as pedos? President geriatric? Guess what, CALLS [+16] u/Extension-Ad917: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don't know about. Attack them. Now their fighting two battles [+16] u/I_am_Nerman: The market is ridiculously strong in the face of what oil is doing [+16] u/moorhound: -92k vs. 58k est. Fucking *WHAT* [+16] u/Boheed: if you lose everything, please don't off yourself. the government needs your tax money for Iran [+15] u/thrillho145: Bring back Biden's market [+15] u/ckami_91: Ok hear me out.. Microstrategy…. *But for crude oil* 🛢️ [+15] u/No_Tough_2065: Global sell-off.  High vix. We might trip breakers down for real 😮‍💨 [+15] u/orsomeshitidk: God forbid a white boy has a little *margin* [+15] u/Street-Badger: Jobs report is going to be three raccoons in a trenchcoat.  Does anyone still read these? [+15] u/iliveasimplelife: 🥭 Chief in retard: There will be no deal with Iran expect UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!! mf making sure we tank [+15] u/JugoShvili: Timing the market beats time in the market. [+15] u/looool_k_libtard: If you like job growth at -92,000 you’ll love the revision next month of -8,500,000 jobs [+15] u/RisingSerpent222: How do Market makers know my every move? [+15] u/Leather_Mention5916: America it doesn't matter you chose a guy that advised to drink bleach to run your country for a second time. [+15] u/OpeDefinitely: the fact that blowing shit up in the middle east increases oil prices in the US = ultimate proof that domestic fossil fuel extraction does not make us "eNeRgY iNdEpEnDaNt". these are commodities traded on the global market. give us nuclear, solar panels, wind farms, grid batteries/reservoirs, and etc. [+15] u/throwawaydonaldinho: I feel fucking physically sick right now. A cautionary tale if anyone bothers to read. I timed the war “black swan”. Last week, I dont remember which day, US announced the Crude Oil Inventories data. It came 16.5M vs 1.5M expected. Oil went down but I saw this as war prep. With the week also being the end of Donnie’s ultimatum I full ported USO calls. About 35K worth. War broke out and I felt like a god. Watched news and weekend Oil all weekend. Come monday morning, Oil was reasonably up sbout 7.5% at open. This is where my trading PTSD and psychology comes in. This is the second black swan I timed. I was there at Video Game Store Stock. Turned 150$ in to 150K$. Then I watched the buy button turn off, thinking “it will go back”, I eventually got out with 10K profit. I said to myself with USO, “Not this time”. I closed it all at open. Oil did drop during the monday session so I felt I did good. Was looking at 30K profit. That same position is worth 220K$+ right now. Worst of it all I overtraded and reduced that 30K to 10K with bunch of different trades. The lesson here is, do not compare apples to oranges. Every trade is different. If your thesis is working manage risk and see it through. Dont doubt yourself when you are right about something big. [+15] u/Guhbigly: Shit my calls are cooked [+15] u/Mother_Big9112: Hey, it's me, you, from the future. Sit today out, thank me later. [+15] u/ValueOfADollar: lol wtf happened in the last 5 hours [+15] u/JugoShvili: Major oil producer MSFT [+15] u/rioferdy838: Who needs jobs. Just pump the fucking market [+14] u/PossumImposter2: I have lost $20,000 on silver (SLV) since January and I first bought it at $63 lmao [+14] u/throwawayainteasy: Mango says no negotiations and the war goes on until Iran unconditionally surrenders. Load up on calls. That almost certainly means they're currently negotiating an end to the war. [+14] u/jonneh: Claude, build me a Blackstone replacement. But with more AUM. Also, no private credit. # *Make no mistakes.* [+14] u/ckami_91: #*Bull waking up to -92k jobs $90 oil holding 0dte calls* #☠️ [+14] u/BigShmokeBuffer: At the time, my GOOGL 350 May calls seemed reasonable Now they just look ridiculous 🤡 [+14] u/Calistaline: This buffoon is speedrunning the title of worst president ever (not that there was any doubt with his first term). How the f do you engineer such a dumb war on no other basis than "Bibi told me in my dreams" and put the world economy in the gutter doing so ? [+14] u/trumpuniversity_: “TRADE TALKS GOING WELL. JUST HAD A PRODUCTIVE CALL WITH XI!” Greatest hits coming any minute now. [+14] u/mtnrnnr802: Buy low, sell much lower [+14] u/ckami_91: Imagine being a bull with 0dte calls 🤡 [+14] u/IndependentUsual7444: There is no strategy btw [+14] u/ripcord51: if this is winning i don't want to know what losing feels like [+14] u/TheFiilu: Doesn't fucking matter. The stockmarket is such a joke Oh, mega horrendous job numbers? Hmm, maybe rate cuts eventually, this is actually very bullish! [+14] u/ThinCrusts: Who bought calls yesterday? [+14] u/OrdinaryPleasant2136: “I did that” sticker on gas station is making a come back in 2026. [+13] u/ckami_91: #CIRCUIT BREAKER ON 3/6/26 [+13] u/saccotac: Circuit Breaker Levels: Friday 03/06/2026 Level 1: 6352.56 Level 2: 5942.71 Level 3: 5464.56 [+13] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: IV is a killer today folks, sit it out. Bought 671 call on the open, only %12 profit in the 674's and that was before theta gang started the chop. You can be right and still be wrong , puts priced to the moon and calls wont reward you today. Just my two cents! [+13] u/Urzuck: We need a proper dump, i mean a -3%/-4% dump, to wipe off half this sub, these -0,6%/-0,5% are extremely fake and gay. [+13] u/mandoslambo: Dont go all in on calls till the mods pin the suicide helpline phone number up top. [+13] u/colinr813: Lots of call holders in here, that means it’s going down [+13] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety apeerently we made AI into our own image [+13] u/GoZukkYourself: Someone accidentally released the real numbers and is getting axed. [+13] u/ShiftIll3642: I'm tired of working 9/5 to lose money like this [+13] u/AegonTheMeh: What’s it called when unemployment is going up so the fed is pressured to do rate cuts but inflation is going up due to tariffs and a war [+13] u/Tay_Tay86: You'll have no job. You'll pay 6$ a gallon for gas. You will like it You'll own nothing and you will work on the farms [+13] u/Captser: SPY plummeting to levels not seen since 2 days ago, it’s time to panic… [+13] u/CardiologistEqual336: get dementia man out out of the office 🤡 [+13] u/OkResponsibility2470: Why do people think 🥭 can taco out of this one when he was pressured into this war by a country 400x smaller than his and their best interest is turning Iran into a failed state? LMAO [+13] u/kalakesri: maybe it was not a smart idea to hand over the most powerful military in history to a retarded group [+13] u/2020isgreat: OIL IS 89 DOLLARS YOU FUCKING RETARDS [+13] u/OkResponsibility2470: Bear case on my apartment just got stronger. New neighbors moved in across the hall and immediately converted the outside walkway into a 24/7 smoking lounge and federal witness intimidation simulator. Every day it’s the same 3-person panel discussion at max volume. Been here one week and already delivering recession-level damage to my sleep. Thinking about opening a large short position on this lease [+13] u/AngryGranny1992: The U.S. labor market is an absolute disaster. Oil prices are soaring, already up 60% so far this year. The stock, bond, and crypto markets are tanking, and we are at war. The U.S. economy will be much weaker and inflation much higher. What a disaster [+13] u/OsamaBagHolding: Gentleman, it is with great pleasure I announce Sundress season is near [+13] u/cannythecat: We won't see SPY 700 for another 10 years [+13] u/Uisce-beatha: He will run the country like his businesses! lol [+13] u/deevee12: There's no way out of this GG Mango. You fucking did it, hope it was worth it [+13] u/saw-it: Every pump getting dumped and every dump getting pumped [+13] u/boztron: Puts are so risky, they’ll get eviscerated by one truth social post [+13] u/Bonkers119: The economy sucks, and we’re at war and staring down the barrel of $4.00 gallon gas. Thanks mango [+13] u/Commercial_Horror204: Closed all my puts. ALl cash TOO MANY are BUYING THE FUKING DIP Can't understand [+13] u/Leather_Mention5916: Kamala: weird laugh and a woman Trump: felon, fraude, narcissistic, denies everything, lots of covid death, Epstein. List goes on... Americans: YES YES THE SECOND ONE LOL!! [+13] u/Uisce-beatha: US AGENCY TO CREATE $20 BLN REINSURANCE FACILITY FOR GULF SHIPPING - I smell desperation and more taxpayer money from the working class being siphoned away [+12] u/ballzstreetwets: WTF is with oil? Is there a war going on? [+12] u/31andnotdone: imagine having a full time job [+12] u/orsomeshitidk: My 1% commenter shame tag is purely because of adderall [+12] u/fredditf: Nonfarm Payrolls (Feb) -92K vs 58K EST Unemployment Rate (Feb) 4.4% vs 4.3% EST Average Hourly Earnings (MoM) (Feb) 0.4% vs 0.3% EST Retail Sales (MoM) (Jan) -0.2% vs -0.3% EST Core Retail Sales (MoM) (Jan) 0.0% vs 0.1% EST [+12] u/MasterElite1: A ground invasion would get the economy going again [+12] u/wildcat1055: These were the job numbers AFTER cooking!??! \-3% day incoming [+12] u/FeverTreeCloud: Orange man 🥭 forgot to fudge the job numbers 😡 Too busy with Iran [+12] u/MrForever_Alone69: Poor jobs report and burning tankers are super bullish [+12] u/awetfartruinedmylife: don't forget the rules guys Green premarket = Red close Red premarket = Red close [+12] u/DingleJingle_: The world is literally on fire and we're about to have a green day. You can quote me on that. [+12] u/Economisty: European manufacturing is going to die this year because of energy costs. 4.5 million Americans took out hardship withdrawals from their 401ks last year. But don't worry lads, your president says he wants to be involved in the selection process for the next ayatollah. [+12] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: The v today is going to hurt a lot of dumb bears [+12] u/peterpeer9: ChatGPT, are we fucked? > You're absolutely right! [+12] u/Killersax: WHY THE FUCK IS THE ROBINHOOD APP UPDATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRADE DAY?!?!? [+12] u/ten7four: "Bers r fuk" - local bol on a -0.9% day [+12] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Looooot of cope in here today [+12] u/illicit_FROG: So let me get this straight, all time trade deficit, all time debt spending, the most wars ever started, all time corruption scandal, one child pedophile ring, uncertain trade policy, -100k jobs last month... .holy fucking hell thats a bad report card.... calls? [+12] u/plzplzplztendies: #THIS IS ALL BOOMERS FAULT [+12] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: You know its rough when the "Its priced in" comments disappear [+12] u/LarryStink: > BlackRock has put limits on withdrawals from a flagship private credit fund after a surge in redemption request [+12] u/Wowmuchrya: Guys no need to panic. He gathered some clowns to pray the retardation away yesterday. Spy 600. [+12] u/Mark_Underscore: People that don’t turn off their keyboard “click” sounds are fucking insane [+12] u/Sckathian: Its good theres nothing inflationary going on in the world and the FED can just cut rates. [+12] u/rcantu314: The job reporting guy is about to find out he is joining Kristi Noem in a fake new role [+12] u/spaurake: Fellow bears, Tonight Dorsia Dress code: casual [+12] u/kalakesri: I wonder if 🥭 will nuke me before my port [+12] u/---Right--Tackle---: #I’m convinced if the 2008 crisis repeated today SPY would be green by EOY 😂 [+12] u/Electronic-Ad495: Ppl really be underestimating the direness of the situation -- Iran has been preparing for this moment, they won't go easy and probably will not be bought off easy either. Trump needs to declare victory and gtfo like, today [+12] u/skychief99: Orange Julius has single handedly destroyed everything. He's somehow even worse than I expected. [+12] u/GoZukkYourself: The unemployment rate would be better if you assholes stopped looking for jobs. [+11] u/ckami_91: THE FED WILL NOW HAVE TO HIKE RATES INTO A RECESSION LMFAOOO [+11] u/MajikoiA3When: Non Farm Payrolls -92k vs 70k expected. Better fire the Head official on economic data again because it's clearly fake news [+11] u/bodymindtrader: #BREAKING: The American Middle Class [+11] u/MidnightAlchemist: Whenever I see 182 I think of Blink and NVDA [+11] u/SaveTheAles: My 401k is a 41k now [+11] u/Little_Top3815: One or more of your option positions are expiring soon [+11] u/According-Page8618: every single day we start -0,5% red [+11] u/daedalus_dance: Step 1: Cancel all the alternative energy projects, promote oil. Step 2: Yell "DRILL BABY DRILL" a lot. Put up tarriffs. Demand a rate cut. Step 3: War that spikes price of oil. Are you guys seeing this shit? [+11] u/Tasty-Magician-1390: So bad that it must mean green. !banbet spy 686 1d [+11] u/guy_cloutier: THANK YOU. I SAID THANK YOU. [+11] u/habfranco: Let’s just all call in sick and keep the whole damn thing closed [+11] u/lolgoodone34: got to be an idiot to hold options longer than a day in this market lol [+11] u/PushAble2463: I am absolutely gaped now [+11] u/Paul_Robert_: Yesterday, I predicted SPY 690 😂 I even banbet it 💀 Welp fellas, see you next week [+11] u/hv876: WH: US will help Iran rebuild. Bro, I am out of jokes at this point. [+11] u/PocaMadre69: Why the fuck are we rallying So fucking stupid [+11] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: For my next trick I will wash my mouth out with a bottle of sake and take a bath. [+11] u/Extension-Ad917: I often wonder how much better my mental health would be if I didn't stare at these charts all day [+11] u/Extension-Change-441: NO DEAL WITH IRAN, ONLY UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER. MIGA!! [+11] u/artandambition: Bondi actually called the top lmao. [+11] u/Material_Formal3679: Guys! Guys! Calm down! We defeated woke so we literally can’t be broke! C’mon! [+11] u/31andnotdone: sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on [+11] u/Voltthrower69: Anything for Israel even if it means collapsing your economy ! [+11] u/Most-Crazy2353: You really thought the guy that bankrupted several casinos was good for the market [+11] u/Effective_Dog3089: Fuck my chud incel 5’8 life. [+11] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Goddamnit I was only 30 years from retirement, I’m cooked now [+11] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Oil going up 1% per hour right now lol [+11] u/2muchnet42day: I HAD A BEAUTIFUL CALL WITH MR IRAN: EVERYTHING IS GOOD. THE STRAIGHT IS TO BE OPENED AS WE SPEAK. SLEEPY JOE COULD NEVER DO THIS. ALSO THEY AGREED TO RENAME THE STRAIGHT TO THE STRAIT OF 🥭. ALSO OIL PRICES ARE DOWN 1600%. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! [+11] u/WorldWide_Wiz: https://preview.redd.it/yokzat5vugng1.png?width=228&format=png&auto=webp&s=92837705e17bce2f8bc90233e4a99ebab72368c5 [+11] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Spy has had 1% swings on the inter everyday. Signs of a healthy market. [+11] u/Fine-Will: Bools are slowly being trained to celebrate -1% days lmao [+11] u/bigjimsribs: Incredibly frustrating masterclass from Thetagang [+11] u/bearhunter429: #Can't wait to die LMAO🤌 [+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Imagine being so weak that you give more market access to a country actively helping to kill your people. Reminds me of permabols LMAO [+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Imagine wanting to hold this over the weekend you’d have to be a helmet wearer [+11] u/shhhshhshh: Why is William Howard Taft doing this? [+11] u/chinga_tu_barra: chance the war ends in a few days and stocks double? [+11] u/Ok-Standard-2485: That 50k dow flex didn't last long [+11] u/dash_trash4255: By the summer, everyone will have lost their jobs and be at home day drinking their homemade booze watching tiger king re runs on a bootlegged Netflix account [+11] u/IXI_Bman: Bulls are already wiped out and we haven't even retraced 10% yet lmaoooo. Bulls its time to start contacting your mommy see if the basement is still available. [+11] u/---Right--Tackle---: #just got laid off at 8:31 after the NFP print 🤝 [+11] u/Mnmsaregood: #I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY [+11] u/mtnrnnr802: Today’s the day I throw my phone into the river [+11] u/Rdtisgy1234: He did say drill baby drill right? [+11] u/jmc774: I'm straight up not having a good time [+11] u/FalconsBlewA283Lead: Remember guys, markets dont bottom on Fridays but I do [+11] u/The_Cornwallis: Imagine not day trading this volatility [+11] u/moorhound: -92k jobs, all our RAM/chip production, and our electricity/water so that this stupid fucker can tell me that if I need to wash my car and the car wash is close enough I should walk to it [+11] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Fat ankles was too busy lobbing missiles to cook the numbers this time around [+11] u/Tall_Helicopter_833: “I voted for him for the economy” [+11] u/Hefty-Ad2809: i took ashwagandha so it's chill [+11] u/liikenneaksioma: someone saying "I think we ran out of bad news" is the hardest copium ive seen [+11] u/2020isgreat: Buy the dip retards there is money to lose [+11] u/RisingSerpent222: My wife left me for a MM [+11] u/RogerBalderer: Trump is going to cancel the midterms because the Dow is no longer at 50k [+11] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Russia helping Iran. Things getting juicy. [+11] u/Super-Hat-8579: Cannot make this shit up. Every time I trade, it does the opposite of what I think. Genuinely every single time [+11] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Keep slamming those calls, bulls. You got this! [+11] u/PushAble2463: Oil 📈 What a fucking disasterous play by 🥭 [+11] u/Polysorbate800: Bear Stearns is fine [+11] u/openposter: why does the market care about wage cucks? it’s robots trading fake shares with fake money. [+11] u/OrangMiskin: I will not buy calls at open. I will not buy calls at open. I will not buy calls at open. I will not buy calls at open. I will not buy calls at open. [+11] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: sounds like you're being called to develop a crippling, all-consuming gambling addiction! welcome friend!!! [+10] u/daedalus_dance: >CORRECT: US NONFARM PAYROLL JOBS -92K IN FEB, NOT +92K hahahahahaha MACE News really had to pull that correction. [+10] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: there are tens of thousands of quants on Wall Street today who are hooked up to an amphetamine drip and are laser-focused on ensuring that you lose money on 3/6 puts you held overnight [+10] u/Dividedby21mil: The fed should print oil [+10] u/KlBAS: Time for the egg McMuffin with no cheese today [+10] u/GMEThrowaway2: 🇺🇸 is at war and they are losing jobs while costs rise, but it’s ok because 🥭 has his priorities straight At 4pm he is hosting a “saving college sports” roundtable to yell about the three trans athletes who want to play tennis [+10] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Market has absolutely no clue what to do from here lmao [+10] u/retard_trader: Some of y'all really don't understand the fact that Israel controls our government at every level [+10] u/Ok_Worldliness_2902: Unconditional surrender... with no ground troops... lmao. K [+10] u/EyeSea7923: Some say this is the most retarded market, maybe the world has ever seen [+10] u/SquirtleStomp: More epstein files released??? Rip cuba [+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: who the fuck is buying? stop buying u retards [+10] u/caliwillbemine: The catalyst to pump is “the market exists and people want to make money” The catalyst to dump requires: -war -inflation -rising unemployment -corruption -societal deterioration Good thing we don’t have any of those. Pump it. [+10] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: SPY is up 0.4% in 5 months [+10] u/Glock7enteen: All these crazy daily +1% and -1% days And yet the market has been completely flat these last 6 months lmao [+10] u/killainvest: Bring back bidens economy [+10] u/spook008: Squawk box is absolute garbage [+10] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls. [+10] u/I_work_too_much: The first rule of liquidation club is that you whine incessantly about liquidation club. [+10] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Im reporting here that I have one job ☺️ [+10] u/AegonTheMeh: BIG MISS US LOSES 92K JOBS IN FEBRUARY, UNEMPLOYMENT RISES TO 4.4% Economists had expected 55K jobs and for the unemployment rate to hold steady at 4.3% [+10] u/svpa3991: US casualties def higher than reported. We can’t even get proper economic data [+10] u/wildcat1055: Economic news may be bad, but the curtains on the new ballroom will be absolutely beautiful. America, Fuck Yeah [+10] u/SwiftSG1: Draft unemployed to war. 🌮 5d chess [+10] u/trsx5: Pam Bondi will live in our hearts forever - 50,000!!! [+10] u/jackperitas: #NO CRYING IN THE CASINO [+10] u/wildcat1055: Fake news. I was reliably told 2 weeks ago in the state of the union that the US economy is booming and we are in a new golden age. [+10] u/_UFOctopus: Bols, you might as well get a lil gey today [+10] u/ev01ution: It’s all Obama fault. [+10] u/djvuchet: Save me Obi-Wan Keno V, you are my only hope [+10] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: Had March 27, 677 puts I bought last Friday. I sold for an 8k loss. If i held today, I’d be up 10k. To make matters worse, I switched to calls. IM FUCKING DESTROYED [+10] u/Therecanbenopeace: if u didn’t buy into energy stocks at the beginning you should go to penalty box and feel shame. [+10] u/Any-Papaya6486: IV gonna be insane at open [+10] u/aftherith: Every pullback in history has been a buying opportunity, but not for your stocks. Those are going to zero. [+10] u/Chlo-Motion: USA: cooked Market: double cooked My portfolio: extra cooked [+10] u/Extension-Horse-5331: Gas up. Jobs down. Thats good right? [+10] u/Few_Egg3567: Imagine not buying calls when spy is back at 670 for the 4845th time in the last 6 months [+10] u/slc97: I’m usually pretty bullish and optimistic, but we’re fuckin cooked brothers [+10] u/azzwhole: whenever dow approaches a -2% day i swear there is no better place on the internet than this comment section [+10] u/nothingbuttendies: Something is very wrong with this market [+10] u/ConsiderationKey1658: We’ve skipped WWIII and went straight to WWIV [+10] u/Technical-Fondant-94: 50k sign on bonus=boots on the ground [+10] u/Electrical_Trash_992: This ceasefire is going to send us into orbit [+10] u/moneygon_: market hasn't even thanked me once for my donations [+10] u/Extension-Ad917: If you're under 40 and not praying for an enormous sell off you're doing it wrong [+10] u/Best_Sherbert_9481: Down 8k so far, a 45 is looking great for dinner tonight [+10] u/SuffiecientSapian: I feel like a retard somedays then I talk to people that think Cheeto man is doing great in office [+10] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: it's unbelievable how much power a tiny 80 yr old country in the middle east wields over america [+10] u/A_small_Chicken: The purple haired gays that ran the deep state > whoever the fuck is running this shit now [+10] u/ihopethisworksfornow: I find it wild the gamestonk people have this whole narrative in their heads about nefarious short sellers pulling these elaborate schemes to fuck with the stock, all of these key moments that were supposedly a huge deal, and literally all of it is just nonsense spewed by morons that has nothing to do with anything. [+10] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: BREAKING: MARKET UP FOR LITERALLY ZERO REASON [+10] u/colinr813: Bears are right about everything wrong with the world but the market simply doesn’t go down LMAO [+10] u/somewhere_cool: Fort Bragg has ground troops on notice to be ready to get airlifted within an 18hr window. Don't bet on a de-escalation over the weekend. [+10] u/skarfbeaulonee: Honestly tho who names a street after a wall? [+10] u/ihopethisworksfornow: I’m normally not a “market makers manipulating things” type of guy but I’m pretty much 100% certain smart money has been using retail as exit liquidity for weeks and we’re genuinely heading towards the type of crash that crushes the average citizen. [+10] u/SoloOutdoor: Another day, another loss [+10] u/Deadsea3132: Sleepy joe, oh how much I miss you [+10] u/solidsneeze: I'm going to have to return the breakfast sandwich I just bought 😔 [+10] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: GENERATIONAL DYING OPPORTUNITY!!!! [+10] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: I went from daytrader to long term investor REAL fast huh [+10] u/bobbybeansss: too old to go to war, too young to get my social security checks before the agency dissolves [+10] u/Equivalent_Cap_3522: Looks like the market finally realised he can't just TACO out of this one. [+10] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: I grinded the last 7 months to breakeven all time. Got the options itch and made 3k on calls. Then i lost 8k yesterday on my puts. Guess who switched to calls yesterday [+10] u/Commercial_Horror204: People are still buying the dip shit dump isn't over today. [+10] u/vanceraa: SPY 671 is a huge support level, we’ll see if we bounce [+10] u/Skylake1987: Spy down 1.3%, WSB panics and freaks the fuck out IT'S OVER [+10] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: MY TAX DEDUCTIONS WILL BE SET FOR THE NEXT DECADE [+10] u/MaybeYesMayb: I lost 50k over the last years decided to try again bought one singular call already down 37% 😭 [+10] u/ramdomvariableX: Could someone please tell AG Pam Bondi where the DOW is? She cursed it. [+10] u/Emilio___Molestevez: fatty made the economy so bad he had to rape kids and start WW3 for distractions [+10] u/clefablore: +$2 in a minute, lol they’re not even trying to hide the propping up now [+10] u/Balarius: Man, if we still had the Biden trajectory the DOW would be stable at 54k right now with a valuable USD lol We're several trillion short if both of those marks and are extremely volatile. I miss just investin' and restin' [+10] u/Just_Butterfly4052: Retarded fucking day as per usual [+10] u/gavbot_1213: I fucking hate him so god damn fucking much. Fucking shit [+10] u/Knockout_Watcher: I am getting sick of this kangaroo market why cant it behave normally during a correction and pick a direction [+10] u/bigmeatbag: I miss the days when the biggest scandals were a president wore a tan suit and liked grey poupon. [+10] u/fire_alarmist: Bro I really just cant stand this chuddy little gaslighting market. Like, legit everything is just options cucking. There is NOTHING going on in this market besides cucking retail options against anything that makes sense. Holding an option has to be akin to self harm at this point, Im just buying metals and futes from here this shit is giga gay. Gap down, vvix goes insane, VIX1d up bigly on some RN shit, puffing its chest and we get a little ten mins of slow drip into straight theta cuckery the rest of the day but the VIX puts dont even print L0L. Its beyond scammy. Sad scam game. [+10] u/WillTheGreat: Stagflation, energy crisis. 1970s, we back. Boomers literally dying to chase their childhood. [+10] u/FarWay9137: Well, I had 3 chances to offload these calls, it's my fault [+10] u/killerbeeswaxkill: 🥭 waiting for market to close before he opens his fat mouth and tanks the market. [+10] u/iFiredIce: Yo this version of the casino sucks [+10] u/PocaMadre69: On the way up we slice through resistance like hot butter On the way down every single fucking dollar is the battle of Stalingrad [+10] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: sending blue helmets to your location imminently [+10] u/LargeSnorlax: He could've just joined WSB for that [+9] u/NocturnalCereal: I bought calls yesterday 5 mins before close. Fml [+9] u/HoosierGuy2014: The Fed is royally fucked. Stagflation is here. [+9] u/hubblebubble7: My bet is this is going to bleed untill trump says something pretending he will lower the oil price, which will pump the market creating new amazing put entries 🍿 [+9] u/Panthera__Tigris: Some of my former banking buddies are telling me that HNIs and family offices in Qatar, Dubai etc. are liquidating their stocks abroad and converting to cash because they are spooked. That's causing the selloff and then ofcourse others also panic sell. [+9] u/Upstairs_Deal3108: Let’s hope for very well cooked numbers at 830 [+9] u/InterestingDuty825: Tesla under 100 is when you know world is healing. [+9] u/7HellEleven: overnight put bros passing out from their hard ons [+9] u/rcantu314: The V that never came [+9] u/cowman711: Puts are almost too obvious its scary [+9] u/I_work_too_much: I mean we are literally pumping multi trillion dollar companies because of their expertise in replacing people with computer... And we are surprised that we are losing jobs? Retardation. [+9] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: I’m not even opening my brokerage app today [+9] u/Commercial_Horror204: SPY just can't dump more than 1% I am not holding puts anymore [+9] u/BirdyPooPoo: Airlines could have been oilmaxxing for years but decided to buy at the market. [+9] u/Additional_Diver584: Yeah I have to say buying leveraged gold etfs at the top was the biggest regret I have this week [+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: I'm bored of this now. Taco already before the damage is permanent. [+9] u/OrionJohnson: It’s nice that the MMs are trying to make everyone happy this past week. We’ve got to go down, but to make it so bools don’t get too depressed there are aggressive Vs every day where bools can scalp some short expiries. At the same time, to make it so bers don’t get discouraged, there are dramatic drops in premarket every day, and we always close just slightly red. It’s just really nice of them working overtime to keep everyone happy. [+9] u/Excellent_Tourist633: Shouldn't metals skyrocket at this point? [+9] u/lysergalien: Making breakfast for the wife and savoring this calm moment before today's chaos [+9] u/wormmanjack: Most obvious V incoming [+9] u/brk816: Some of you don’t wash your balls and it smells down there [+9] u/rawdigga: One thing I've learned about jobs reports is people act like they care but they really don't and do what they want anyway. [+9] u/rawdigga: 👼: "War is bad for the global economy, be cautious and protect your assets." 😈: "Screw that, we're kicking ass and taking names. This changes everything." [+9] u/frogboyjr: so much bear smut in this thread, so probably SPY 700 today [+9] u/caliwillbemine: I thought the jobs report wouldn’t matter and we would drill. Turns out the jobs report matters AND we drill more. 💀🇺🇸🫡 [+9] u/I-banged-elsa: Look at what Biden did [+9] u/WingedScapula420: I’m going to take a break from the market to follow my real passion and gamble on the Oscars [+9] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: by the end of this second term, there will be multiple interest rates based on the industry you work or consume in [+9] u/Fit-Doubt4251: Everyone’s new job is streaming Arc Raiders [+9] u/Crypto_naut_: When does the winning start?. I can’t wait anymore [+9] u/CD274: We're not speedrunning 2008 we're speed running 1973 [+9] u/rebel-capitalist: This time we actually going down. [+9] u/ARSC_RexH: At least we aren't range bound to 684-695 anymore. [+9] u/jraiv420: 401k account about to become 200k account 😭 [+9] u/Skylake1987: Liberation day 2.0, liberating jobs and Iranian lives [+9] u/AKNJ907: This administration works hard everyday to make your life worse. If you had that kind of dedication maybe you wouldn’t be such a loser. [+9] u/ripcord51: I UNDCONDTIONALLY SURRENDER [+9] u/pussinbuuts: this actually shows that analysts just pluck random estimates outta their asses [+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Imagine voting for this shit because a podcaster with a double digit IQ convinced you it was the right choice [+9] u/Any-Papaya6486: if we retrace before open, i am never buying puts again in this market [+9] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I’m getting fucking bred by this market, bro. [+9] u/Austin_Destroyer: Hey I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number: 650 So call me maybe [+9] u/tjinga2u: Smells like LIBERATION [+9] u/SouthNice7324: Market overreaction. Whenever I read news like this, I straight away come here. It never disappoints [+9] u/Ok-Arm125: They called you guys lazy on cnbc [+9] u/Hot-Performancy: So what happened to our stimulus checks from tariifs [+9] u/OnAWagonToMexico: It's ok bols, you can still buy calls on VIX [+9] u/RoverV: If you liked it at 687 you’ll love it at 525 [+9] u/ikasey24: I think me buying calls this week was the worse financial decision I’ve ever made… and I’ve paid for handjobs before [+9] u/Kickboy21: *Companies announce layoffs and stock pumps *Nonfarm payroll down and stock dumps Isnt it obvious companies laying off thousands of people meant there would be no more job openings either 🤡 [+9] u/lobsterspider: I’ve lost more than the average American salary this week just from ETFs and metals. No options or leverage I’m tired [+9] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: 5 minutes until I know whether I'll be eating food today or not [+9] u/Voltthrower69: There was a 65 year old disabled woman who called cspan who had her safety nets cut and said she spends 60 dollars a month on food and she’s starving. All this to give tax cuts to billionaires. This country is over. [+9] u/AegonTheMeh: Don’t worry guys Dow is at 50,000 Wait No No no no no [+9] u/Scared-Seaweed6324: JOE BIDEN WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS [+9] u/2020isgreat: I actually think bulls do not know how much oil affects inflation holy shit [+9] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Where is the “BOLS LOVE LOSING MONEY” guy at? That’s my buy calls signal [+9] u/bigmeatbag: The market definitely doesn't like Donnie's "I guess....Like I said, some people will die" response about possible attacks on US soil from Iran yesterday. Now this morning he says there will be no deal other than "unconditional surrender" so this is going to be another long Iraq/Afghanistan quagmire for sure and the market is pricing it in. [+9] u/tails2729: I'm confused, isn't less jobs the point of AI? [+9] u/ModsAreNEETs: Bols puts the fries in the basket or it gets the hose again [+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: China about to attack Iran to end this thing ... dino juice unites everyone [+9] u/Pfox102: Fucking retards on here “sTonKs ALWaYs Go UP” 🐻 territory now fucker [+9] u/nothingbuttendies: This market is a joke [+9] u/AbletonUser333: For those who have never been through a true financial meltdown, you're about to experience one, compliments the orange ape. This one should be rivaled only by the Great Depression, and will go down in history is the biggest act of dumbassery by any US president ever. 70+% loss on the SP500 by mid/late 2028. [+9] u/SmurfStop: stop dumping you dumb cunt [+9] u/NazgulSandwich: CPI for may is gonna be 6% and you bozos are buying leaps rn [+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: MMs propping us to go long this weekend to dump on us over the weekend fyutes. Fucking assholes lol [+9] u/Stryker9110: GO SOFTLY INTO THE DARK NIGHT U MONGOLOIDS [+9] u/powerboner: I’m so sick of losing everything while rich pedos rule. [+9] u/Senpai_Slime: My USO calls are already up 20% I bought them two fucking minutes ago [+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Congrats USO call holders [+9] u/Largeshmarge: My retirement plan is betting jpow won’t say good afternoon. [+9] u/WorldWide_Wiz: fuckin bitch ass nivida. Move gawd damit [+9] u/Marketguy628: Believe it or not, calls [+9] u/PocaMadre69: I want to throw up I’m so disgusted with today’s price action [+9] u/hallett21: I can see this getting rugged to 670 in 1 candle. [+9] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Crude @ $150 is not a meme [+9] u/Stunning_Demand_: The 🇺🇸 is going to go bankrupt [+9] u/taxman1922: Greed is a hell of a thing. Have had about 5 opportunities to sell my calls for 30%+ gains but have a target number I want instead. [+9] u/TruthFantastic1741: Starting to realize I am not very good at this [+9] u/Country_Gravy420: These White House YouTube shorts are fucking unhinged [+9] u/ervelee: Several Asian countries (Philippines) shortened work week and no air conditioning due to oil shortage. [+9] u/drpa1n: If SPY goes to 600 today I’ll buy the presidency and turn on the money printer for you guys [+9] u/inconsistentsavant: The Dow is not 50000?! [+9] u/Sidney_Godsby: Sorry for those of you who didn’t buy oil calls [+9] u/mayorolivia: We will pump after jobs report [+9] u/urfatfatfat: I'm 100% out with only 9k loss. Jealous? [+9] u/CalRippedken: Stop giving all these social media influencers money and make them get real jobs. Economy and society fixed [+9] u/TheVenetianMask: JPow just happy he's going away before someone has to hike rates to handle oil inflation while going into an employment recession. [+9] u/hubblebubble7: Guys! Buy the dip, everything is fine and the weekend is coming! [+9] u/Metacog_Drivel: >Nonfarm Payrolls -92K vs Est. +55K lmao [+9] u/looool_k_libtard: So they released lowball numbers and we lost 92,000 jobs in February lmao so the revision is -300,000 next month? This is all fucking terrible. [+9] u/Fernyfern7: Alan we are so fucked [+9] u/looool_k_libtard: Can’t wait to fill up my 100k F-350 that I am 7 months behind on with $73 gallon gasoline instead of make payments on my mortgage that I am 6 months behind on [+9] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Back to my parents basement 😔🤌 [+9] u/sushilee123: MAGA too dumb to see themselves getting played. But at least you ‘owned the libs’, I guess. [+9] u/libradhd: Beautiful weather today where I’m at, let the sun shine on my puts [+9] u/CardiologistEqual336: You will own nothing, and you will like it - 🥭 [+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Vin Diesel and the Rock spotted at the White House discussing oil tankers [+9] u/Commercial_Horror204: I am no long holding PUTS TOO MUCH "BYING THE DIP" ENERGY THERE [+9] u/SmurfStop: what is this? pump for ants [+9] u/rcantu314: Biblical V into green loading [+9] u/Usedillusion7: It's ok bols. Just remember your entry is probably my exit. [+9] u/FrostingOk2692: BREAKING: Deal signed between RTX and Mcdonalds for creation of an optimal delivery system for The Product. [+9] u/CombinationSignal699: 23 years old. Laying in bed on a weekday at noon, hands covered in fluids, sports betting women’s college basketball, 2 spicy chick fil a chicken biscuits and a lemonade for breakfast. I’m the quintessential American dream. 🦅🇺🇸 [+9] u/Kattilaeikka: There might soon be a circuit breaker in algos' servers. Oil and other commodities mooning, inflation mooning, need rate hikes. Jobs and underlying economy in the shitter, need rate cuts. [+9] u/Fernyfern7: Have the V comments started yet [+9] u/M_from_Vegas: Back to green by EOD It is like we haven't seen this... Everyday this week [+9] u/Interesting-Wear2595: The worst part about losing big is going back to fucking work. Like, im legit depressed right now man. You expect me to focus? Fuck off. [+9] u/SmurfStop: bro is trying to fight 675 like it has to storm the beaches of omaha and normandy [+9] u/AnnJilliansBrassiere: SPX just theta-raping all the 0DTE call-buying morons (me). [+9] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Alright, time to get back to being a wage slave [+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+9] u/CriticalBlackberry90: I've seen enough. Green EOD and ATH by next Friday. [+9] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Market really wants to troll both sides. I just don't get it. Oil is mooning and will continue mooning. Why is anyone bullish? Everything just becomes more expensive to produce. There's no short term fix for this. [+9] u/HaveTwoBananas: GDP downgraded to 2.1% from 3% [+9] u/iguessigotlost: This is not the Friday we go down, that’s next Friday [+8] u/54108216: Maybe trying the new Indian takeaway the night before an interview was not my smartest idea [+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Stock market crashes Jobs numbers beat Stocks go up Bers: Its all rigged!!! Rinse and repeat [+8] u/mandoslambo: Lets all fuck with Oil futures. Loser gets the dreaded phone call from a refinery asking when they are picking up thousands of barrels of oil [+8] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Remember, LLMs gets trained on stupid as fuck comments as well the reasonable ones. [+8] u/GoZukkYourself: -92k? Where are the fake numbers? [+8] u/Kowan: iran out of money, the pain isreal no cancel pls [+8] u/dunk4899: “Dow drops after surprise decline in February jobs” is anybody really surprised? Or are we just surprised the administration didn’t cook the numbers better [+8] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: bro I'm so bad at catching falling knives [+8] u/OrangMiskin: Okay now I’m REALLY glad I sold everything yesterday. Lmao [+8] u/TraipseTraveller: We definitely gonna V in the afternoon like always [+8] u/BigShmokeBuffer: I’ve never seen such bullish conditions!!! Ahem…excuse me… I meant bullshit conditions! [+8] u/LostandConfused2024: I am fucking sick to my stomach right now. My calls are fucked [+8] u/jlw993: SPY will go from -1.5% to -1.49% and bulls will start screeching "bErS aRE dEaD. We aRe sO BaCk." [+8] u/Got_Engineers: Im going to be rich at open. [+8] u/Usedillusion7: Now that it's been discovered that 79% of wsb permabulls are all 21 and under imagine being one of the 21% of adults that was lead astray by gullible kids and are now about to get what's left of their portfolio blown to smithereens. [+8] u/jlw993: When does the Santa rally begin? [+8] u/spacemoses: 🥭 really is the economic genius of our time. [+8] u/Boheed: "v incoming" [selloff accelerates] [+8] u/BigBlackAssEater: Don't panic sell! Wait till it's worth nothing then sell [+8] u/Jesoo_: AVGO gang checking in? [+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Bol celebrating being down 1% instead of 1.15% with a whole day of trading to go is wild, just setting yourselves up for a giga rug [+8] u/PocaMadre69: This game is so fucking stupid [+8] u/---Right--Tackle---: #Youre holding puts during a recession and oil crisis? Congrats on getting thetafucked 🤝 [+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: We opened like -1.5% and some retard bought puts [+8] u/Sidney_Godsby: I swear all my shit does better when I’m not obsessively checking it. [+8] u/Interesting-Wear2595: Maybe this will be what finally kicks me off trading 0DTEs. Seriously. I haven’t lost this big yet, this might do it. Thatd be a win imo [+8] u/BjergBetterThanFaker: ummm Mr. President I don't think I wanna win any more [+8] u/Organic-Lie4759: So losing 1.1 trillion in market value to make us forget the Yepstein Files... Well played, 🥭. [+8] u/minifridgetwo: oil is heading to $100 and this market stays delusional buying every single dip [+8] u/solidsneeze: I am an options artiste.. ready to paint with beautiful should haves, stubbornness, and missed opportunities today 🎨 [+8] u/pigeon_shit: It’s a take profits/derisk kinda day innit? [+8] u/Commercial_Horror204: # Oil Soars as Iran War Threatens Long Energy Outage How bad my QQQ calls gonna be fuked today? -2%? [+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: "Tesla is an electric car company! Why is it dumping!?" -some of you, probably. [+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Good morning, gentlemen and like 2.5 gentlewomen. I have slept! Feel like a whole new person. Peak retard levels. Have a wonderful day, you basket of deplorablez. Friday for the wage slaves. [+8] u/rawdigga: Remember the days when you could throw $1000 at a dog coin and make 20k and lose it all in the same day. 2022 was lit, I miss it. [+8] u/Wowmuchrya: BULL MASS EXTINCTION EVENT LMAOO [+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: WHERE ARE THE JOBS DONNIE [+8] u/TheMatinow: Recesion time, so calls cause money printer goes brrrrr [+8] u/alicutza: This is Biden’s economy, don’t you know? [+8] u/CulturalOstrich7: About to print a massive jobs number next month after they reinstate the draft [+8] u/Just-Explanation4533: I’m almost certain we’ll be green today. Job #s are bad which will increase the odds of a rate cut which will get the stock market horny and go up ⬆️ [+8] u/frogboyjr: CNBC will blame anything except AI for bad jobs data [+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: but 🥭promised me jobs and low inflation WhAt HaPpEnEd!?!?!? [+8] u/openposter: THER TERK ERR JERBS 🥺 [+8] u/Any-Papaya6486: damn we are cooked the fact that spy hasnt fallen 10% is a miracle [+8] u/retard_trader: Never thought I'd say this but I miss sleepy joe [+8] u/The_BakedCrusader: You know it's bad when the bulls aren't even coping pre-market [+8] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: -92000, damn thats a lot of new soldiers [+8] u/yawntastic: we could have had President Wine Aunt [+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Crazy that heavily investing in renewable/nuclear would basically fix our issues in the Middle East but the boomers and Publicans are just like “naw lol” [+8] u/colinr813: Trump got voted in because he promised low gas prices. Voters in shambles. [+8] u/Awuxy: Spy closing at 654 today calling it now [+8] u/anonkraken: Bull run is over. Let’s see how long this takes. [+8] u/Danysco: Stop Mr President I cant take so much winning [+8] u/BobAndy004: Trumps stock market sucks!!! [+8] u/mneymaker: My mind is ready for the "BEARS LMAO" fiesta But my body -and specifically my anus- is not ready for the "it's over sell everything" [+8] u/patmccock86: Hassett with a live damage control tracker on cnbc, nasty work [+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: I love morning red light therapy [+8] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: We are dropping because of Saudi Arabia pulling money out of the USA, not because of the jobs report. Bad jobs means cut. So we should be pumping. SA pulling 2 trillion means gg usd [+8] u/Fernyfern7: Bols are gonna be -1 by eod and say it's a good day cause it's not -2 [+8] u/NotMe357: ""There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!... IRAN WILL HAVE A GREAT FUTURE. 'MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA!).'” - Presiden TACO 🇺🇸" --- TACO/White House [+8] u/No_Tough_2065: Lost 92,000 jobs.. expected to add 50k... r we winning yet? At least my qqq puts will help with my unemployment 😊 [+8] u/NocturnalCereal: I just want to say. Fuck all of you and fuck this market [+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: A second GUH has hit the portfolio [+8] u/StrongBearMan: Bro, get this retarded ass Donald out of there. Dude was an absolute dud. NEXT! [+8] u/MyCactusTeacher: breaking news Rich people are just as if not more retarded than you now you know [+8] u/jnas_19: Yo I just woke up wtf is going on [+8] u/Happy-n-Healthy: There's plenty of job openings if you want to join the Iranian Navy [+8] u/Vlisa: Market hits ATH as Trump announces new Celebrity Apprentice for next leader of Iran. [+8] u/nothingbuttendies: I’m a bull but really why the fuck is anyone buying? [+8] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Its literally not allowed to just sell for a day. Always a V. [+8] u/franker555: Absolutely nothing can stop US tech. Iran could fucking nuke the HQ of every mag 7 company and people would still be foaming at the mouth to buy buy buy all day everyday baby [+8] u/smellyfingernail: Green by close. 100 dollar oil and mass unemployment are good for stocks [+8] u/Boheed: Iran is hitting AWS data centers, that's fun [+8] u/Technicaltrades404: Oil will absolutely be $120 by next month. They’ve already cut supply out of necessity and due to iran bombing all their competition. You guys who think he can actually manipulate contracts to keep prices down are coping. Only thing they can do is stall for a week max. [+8] u/colinr813: Someone just lost a lot of money on 0dte 680 calls [+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Bondi called the top I should have sold 🫩🫩🫩 [+8] u/LiveMotivation: Buy the dip you regards [+8] u/looool_k_libtard: Remember when sleepy only added 150k jobs one month and Fox News and friends spent a week on how bad that was. [+8] u/borat_he_like_you: Welcome to the Donald Trump economy, I'm your host for today's podcast. Today we're going talk about how everything is alright and at the same time why it's all Joe Biden's fault lmao [+8] u/btoned: SPX moves like a squirrel on the highway [+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Welp, cocaine dealers in shambles this weekend [+8] u/TheMightySet69: If SPY ends green, I'll let Jim Cramer give me a blowjob. [+8] u/eoiioe: Oil is hitting 95 today and the market is pumping, I honestly give up on this bs (till Monday) lol [+8] u/TraipseTraveller: Things are so much better when you are losing thousands and just don't give a fuck because you are numb. It's kinda awesome [+8] u/nzholtok: Are you winning son? *im down -6k this week* [+8] u/TheoryInttro: If the Treasury is trying to short oil and gets their ass handed to them by physical reality that can't be good. [+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #why would Barrack Hussein do this! [+8] u/techlogger: Did MSFT find oil under their headquarter ? [+8] u/Bigamungus: Shoutout to the permabulls, who could have possibly seen this coming? [+8] u/Ecclesiastes510: If buying calls here you got some big ones [+8] u/scm66: Some of you will lose a lot of money, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. [+8] u/Training_Baker5454: Puts and Calls both losing value at the same rate. Love this. [+8] u/spectra444: I stared listening to Creed and somehow we started going up. You're welcome [+8] u/One_Impression_2253: the real war is between these scamming ass MM vs retail [+8] u/Interesting-Wear2595: LOL BERS THOT (it’s me, im ber 😞) [+8] u/pussinbuuts: aapl recovering because markets realized unemployed people are still gonna buy iphones [+8] u/OrangMiskin: Jesus better come back after the war and resurrect our ports [+8] u/mandoslambo: Oil prices are gonna hit like a freight train to come Monday when people realize this is not a short war [+8] u/hallett21: Down 1% is the new bullish lol [+8] u/PocaMadre69: Why are these losers fighting so hard to keep SPY up [+8] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Who bought call on oil at $92 today. Raise your hands fcking retarded. Me [+8] u/sloanemonroe: I really believe that if a nuclear bomb went off in NYC right now the market would go up because they would just say, “that’s a positive because it COULD have been two bombs but it was just one.” [+8] u/ihopethisworksfornow: >Market: I’m sure that this Iran stuff will be over in a week or two. >The President of The United States: There will be no deal without an unconditional surrender and Iran agreeing to let us choose their next leader. >Market: Yep just a week or two. [+8] u/hermeskino715: If oil goes 200 a barrel, 🌮 going to pick up his shovel, head down to Texas and make JD dig for oil lol [+8] u/OneLongjumping5743: can my stockies go uppies pleeeeeeeeeease !!!! [+8] u/highlanderquestion90: Damn 87 a barrel. Looks like it is gettin real. Went to costco and gas was 2.99 yesterday when it was 79 a barrel [+8] u/ripcord51: i'm starting to think this war is going to be one of those 20 yearer's [+8] u/BahtMann: People screaming rate cut are not ready for stagflation [+8] u/Revolver_Caracal: When will CNBC stop brown nosing 🥭 the world may never know [+8] u/wildcat1055: So glad I closed my puts yesterday! Wouldn't want to hold them too long and accidentally make a profit, no sir. [+8] u/colinr813: We could live beside the ocean Leave the fire behind Swim out past the (circuit) breakers Watch the world die [+8] u/wafflepiezz: We’re officially entering a bear market, aren’t we? [+8] u/elvee61: 15 minutes. Go lube up and put something extra in your coffee. [+8] u/NegativeAlphaLLC: Time to freak the fuk out and sell everything for real 😮 😵 [+8] u/Voltthrower69: There’s a pedo in the white house [+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me thrice, Ok, I’m regarded LMAOOOOOO [+8] u/sraeboog: they just can’t ever let this drop huh [+8] u/aqjingson: So many mofos will be like “where’s the data to support the job market is collapsing?” while they are unemployed, their friends are unemployed, and this goddam Wendy’s dumpster line is wrapped around the block [+8] u/ckami_91: Bull trap engaged LMAOOOOOO [+8] u/KleenVision: God pump incoming. But which way [+8] u/Warm-Ice12: Oil to $100. At least everyone has jobs to be able to afford it. [+8] u/hyzer_skip: Isn’t Irans geography insanely advantageous for defense of a ground invasion? [+8] u/drpa1n: 4x the size of Afghanistan and filled with mountains. Should be a cake walk [+8] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: Oh no what have I done [+8] u/Croiyx: Watch it bounce back in spite of every single thing [+8] u/I_work_too_much: Bullish on oil and rope futures. [+8] u/Jesoo_: yeah maybe I don’t have the knowledge required for this financial instrument, so what? [+8] u/Zipsterino: We’re definitely retesting $650 before this is all over. [+8] u/xSpectre_iD: Let's see 669 again. [+8] u/daymanlol: Opening a position today should qualify a loved one in your life for a tax deduction [+8] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Bers getting destroyed once again [+8] u/KittyLover-7: Made my 100 dollars, I’m out, will stuff my face in pizza later whilst watching this show [+8] u/PompeiiSketches: Bro why is the Walgreens pharmacy drive through always slow as fuck? What are these boomers saying to the pharmacy staff that takes 10 mins. [+8] u/Kattilaeikka: I'm getting banned in about 90 minutes but before I go I just wan't to say this: This time it's actually over. Sell everything, yes, but don't freak out. Stay calm and head for the mountains. [+8] u/DingleJingle_: My favorite thing about mango is how he called for unconditional surrender this morning and this afternoon, He's going to declare victory and go home. And no one will cover the contradiction. That is a superpower if you ask me. [+8] u/No_Tough_2065: My portfolios about to go unconditionally surrendered 😮‍💨 [+8] u/TomorrowSavings7579: Who's ready for their monthly dose of the jobs report?! Feeling good about this one boys!!! [+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Green by open. Seen it already [+8] u/EagleParty: It’s days like today that I’m glad I work 4 10s and and I’m off every Friday 🙏 [+8] u/TowelOld743: I've always liked you, don't come to the casino today [+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #lets fukin go lets LIMIT DOWN [+8] u/Bizonistic: Freak the fuck out and sell everything [+8] u/FarWay9137: Lol if these are the fake numbers I can't imagine how bad the real data must really look [+8] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: You guys thought liberation day was bad last year just wait till everyone realizes all of 2026 is a liberation year. We liberated the hell out of Venezuela about to liberate the fuck out of Iran and prob gonna top of the second part of the year with a little liberation in Greenland [+8] u/daedalus_dance: >BlackRock’s $26 Billion Private Credit Fund Limits Withdrawals \**stares*\* [+8] u/jraiv420: Exit liquidity acquired [+8] u/LankyLibrary7662: V is delayed due to technical issues 😒 [+8] u/Nova-JC: So sick of Tesla regard strength want to see it crash -20% in a day after they submit their accident report and push back Optimus/Cybercab rollout [+8] u/severed02: 10am bounce right on time [+8] u/2020isgreat: "generational buying opportunity" we're down 2% from oil being $87 XD [+8] u/sloanemonroe: Oil up 10%, bad gdp report a week ago. Bad inflation report last week. Bad really bad jobs today. War in mid east for no reason. Market don’t care. WEIRD [+7] u/Extension-Ad917: Its beginning to feel a lot like its fkn over [+7] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: News "The war could bring down the global economies with oil hitting 150 dollars a barrel" Algos "Bullish" [+7] u/No-Improvement3164: “When bombs are flying time to be buying” I’m not buying til this sub is crying and HD is out of rope. [+7] u/orsomeshitidk: I like the early morning portion of the daily thread because it’s the correct level of degeneracy and retard but not too much cause everyone’s up for work and at least like 10% responsible [+7] u/NoobAtPhysicsGG: That play at open yesterday on OIL? Pure corpo theater. Treasury flexed on the algos, got a quick flinch, then reality checkmated 'em. The street's not stupid. Look at the data stream today. Every major house Goldman, UBS, JPM just jacked their numbers **way up** . We're talking $100 Brent if the Hormuz shit continues . Some gonks are even screaming $200 . That's not noise, that's the new firmware. The EIA dropped their outlook too. Sure, they're preaching $58 Brent for the year, but that's just the official line . The real-time ticker? Crude is perking up, holding support, traders are buying every dip . The US can't print more oil, and until they un-fuck that shipping lane, the bulls own the street . Did the price price dip at open again? Yes. **Preem chance.** The algos didnt learn their lesson. Any dip gets bought instantly. We're in a whole different game now. The world is getting short squeezed. [+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: #COOKED JOBS NUMBERS FELLAS 😮‍💨 [+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: SoftBank is borrowing $40B to invest in Open AI. What could possibly go wrong? Lol [+7] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: PLEASE SAVE US SLEEPY JOE WE NEED YOUR HELP [+7] u/No-Improvement3164: But Tom Lee said March will be green 😂 [+7] u/Zipsterino: THIS WAS A WEEKEND OPERATION! [+7] u/ahopye: He's fucking retarded isn't he [+7] u/Present-Fill-3298: I don't even want a house anymore just stop the bleeding [+7] u/Most-Crazy2353: Bols going to victory lap so hard when this closes down only 1% [+7] u/Future_Hyena2562: Bought calls yesterday, bigly fucked [+7] u/YouKnown999: #UNCONDITIONALLY SURRENDER YOUR PORTS LMAO [+7] u/SergeantThreat: We didn’t get to use that DOW at $50000 joke very long [+7] u/takeahikehike: On the bright side the DOW is well below 50k so we are allowed to arrest the pedos again. [+7] u/gentlesandwich: SPY may come back up today, but the IV on your overnight calls will not. [+7] u/justanotheredditttor: I guess I'm an investor now [+7] u/rwc5078: Where are the trump stickers that state I did that, so I can put it on every gas station in America [+7] u/taxman1922: Damn, missed my selling chance when SPY shot up to 676 [+7] u/Even-Square-6246: Bitch ass hood ima be a bagholder forever [+7] u/RogerBalderer: I went 50% cash back in november due to upcomming home purchase goals, I got upset cause I sold around 605 and it went up, but I am starting to feel like it was the right call [+7] u/Christiano97: What will happen after jobs report 😬 [+7] u/Fine-Exam7697: Buckle up! Should be a wild ride today. [+7] u/No-Improvement3164: I can’t wait for Jobs data to save the market [+7] u/Antiwhippy: But those 92K jobs lost are all to AI which means that companies are now more efficient! That's how it works right? [+7] u/MooseyGoosey69: please dont open the casino [+7] u/brannock_: MSFT just rips $7 in a flash-second before market open Very cool [+7] u/trainwreck001: AI IS SUPPOSED TO ELIMINATE JOBS. WHATS THE PROBLEM? LOL [+7] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: Getting a job has its downsides [+7] u/jonneh: This big-headed bald British dude on Bloomberg is such a fucking cunt man, every morning this mfer says something stupid that annoys the shit out of me. # This mfer is an insult to life itself. [+7] u/NewComplaint2065: the numbers were so bad they didn’t even bother cooking them [+7] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: Trump is gonna rename Strait of Hormuz to Strait of America and markets will rocket gg bers [+7] u/TyroneSwoopes: Holy shit this keeps up and we might have to start prosecuting pedos again. [+7] u/SergeantThreat: Kuwait is halting oil production 📉📉📉 [+7] u/trsx5: Are we great again yet? [+7] u/trainwreck001: VENEZUELA, IRAN, CUBA, GREENLAND, CANADA. FUKKED UP THING IS ITS ALL TRUE. GOOD LUCK REGARDS. OIL $150 [+7] u/soldatodianima: Bondi next week on her way to Wendy's: "YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THE DIP" [+7] u/PushAble2463: Ayatollah won the war on bols at least [+7] u/_Netgirth: Trumps tweet basically saying the war will be over when Iran lets Israel pick their leader and run the country doesn’t bode greattt imo [+7] u/mandoslambo: In the words of the Black Eyed Peas: Pump it [+7] u/LongHealth: Don’t worry guys, we have AI coming to destroy millions of jobs and robots to take the rest. [+7] u/UnnecessaryPancake: If the CEO of SPY would please just say "AI" a few times, my port would appreciate it [+7] u/Interesting-Wear2595: If these puts go to 0. so be it. Im not fucking selling for a loss on a day like today. [+7] u/Extension-Ad917: I'm a bull and at this point I don't even want to buy [+7] u/sraeboog: pretty cool that they manage to draw the most retarded chart imaginable every single day [+7] u/zestykite: Rising oil. Jobs going away. War escalation. Midterm uncertainty. No rate cuts. Inflation. Maybe we should buy this 3 percent from ath for dip [+7] u/harryburton420: If you don't like Spy's price, just give it 30 seconds, it'll switch directions. [+7] u/furrypurpledinosaur: Unemployment up, oil up, interest rates up, stocks down. Constant winning with orange man. [+7] u/daedalus_dance: I did some reading. Here is your drive-by DD I will never post again because it will get in the way of your shitposting, idiot. According to [this](https://www.ifo.de/DocDL/cesifo1_wp11107.pdf) \- Higher prices are better for the US than prices that are too low. For example: * **Below the threshold**: The coefficient for oil prices on GDP is **-1.53**, indicating a negative but **insignificant** impact (not statistically significant). * **Above the threshold**: The coefficient for oil prices on GDP is **-0.34** and **statistically significant**. This means that when oil prices exceed the threshold, a **1% increase in oil prices reduces US GDP by 0.34%**. So historically low oil prices hurt US GDP growth more than high ones, and that tracks, because the US is the worlds largest oil producer. Higher oil prices might even help US GDP because lots of[ shale oil isn't profitable to extract at lower prices](https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/US-Shale-Costs-to-Soar-to-95-per-Barrel-Within-a-Decade.html). The market is overreacting to an oil spike broadly but there's winners (oil companies) and losers ( i.e you, driving your humvee to work to compensate for your tiny peen.) [+7] u/Here4Retirement: Just lost all my gains for the week [+7] u/FarWay9137: Another crawl up to get a quick lick of SPY 676's nuts then another elevator down? [+7] u/Extension-Change-441: news? or just retarded [+7] u/CriticalBlackberry90: War? Bullish. High inflation? Bullish. Recession? Priced in, bullish. [+7] u/BigOunce854: are yall maximizing shareholders value today ? 🫵🏻🫵🏻 [+7] u/Glock7enteen: I know the job numbers were bad, oil is rising and there’s a war in the Middle East But Apple please somehow close above $262.5 🙏 amen [+7] u/Basis_404_: I was told green by open [+7] u/Euphoric-Guess-1277: Fucking hell market has gone absolutely nowhere in 6 months [+7] u/Les7X: Guess who sold 10x leveraged oil bought at 72,13 when it reached 75,38. Couldn't be me (it was me) (fuck me so much) [+7] u/Savings_Refuse_5922: Have you looked at it on a map? It's all just mountainous regions on all sides, boots on the ground will be a biblical clusterfuck of a mistake. I keep saying no one would be dumb enough to even entertain that but..... [+7] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: I have massive qqq puts bought right before and after close yesterday, there is no way this red number holds or gets worse through the jobs report. You are welcome. [+7] u/SubduedWeed: In about an hour we're going to be seeing a lot of world experts complaining here lol. [+7] u/GodTheAlien: Holding 670 puts on SPY. Currently have an erection. [+7] u/Cav829: There's so much good news this morning that it shouldn't be lost that the 10-year is surging back toward 4.2%. [+7] u/Long_Youth_893: At this point does sofi even want to be in spy [+7] u/justanotheredditttor: So no 700 spy today? [+7] u/KomradeKruschenko: Thanks Biden or something like that [+7] u/_maverick98: nothing can shake this market. if this was 2008 we would have hit a circuit breaker today [+7] u/zeusbox: 🇺🇸 loses war if SPY loses 670. Simple as. [+7] u/Syllabub_Visual: Just remember that while it may be a sad day to be Kristi noem, it’s a wonderful day to be YOU… [+7] u/neutralpoliticsbot: SpaceX gonna IPO during Great Depression lmao [+7] u/OptionsHuduga: AND NOW. WE PROCEED TO DUMP. Same shit over and over since October. [+7] u/RisingSerpent222: 0DTEs giving me grey hairs [+7] u/soad1331: Justice system doesn't even matter anymore. Judge "you must refund the tariff money." Administration "sorry we can't do that" [+7] u/booose6: Well bulls, its time. Let the inevitable happen so we can all buy back in at a much more realistic valuation [+7] u/Sudden-Smoke-8377: howly fuk gas will be like 10 chucks per gallon [+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Yooo, gas is now only $1! *per quart* 💀 [+7] u/Best_Sherbert_9481: I’m genuinely so fucking disgusted with myself I can just never fucking make money in this shit market -9k in the hole [+7] u/trsx5: Absolutely crazy market rn. [+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Who’s margin and why she keeps calling me [+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Triple bottom at least, bonds ripping, oil ripping, spx ripping off that bottom, ooof. VIX it is. [+7] u/Beautiful_Proof586: Was idea to buy Crude Oil on morning at price 80$ EU session, are you serious… [+7] u/SergeantThreat: I like how this completely unsurprising job loss numbers in a environment of mass layoffs is being labeled a surprise by the media [+7] u/Some_Hall_2797: Buy call I get fucked, buy put I get fucked [+7] u/2020isgreat: Bulls did you know oil prices actually matter! [+7] u/pmotiveforce: Lol, you can actually smell the bull cope in here. Smells like BO and stale vape juice. [+7] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: This sell off is fear inspiring. [+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: It’s turtles all the way down boys. Be like water. [+7] u/x7_omega: Just for those who are busy with more important things in life. Iran started bombing gulf oil infastracture - videos from Bahrain today. Which means Iran's oil infrastructure will burn too. Which means other gulf states will join the funeral pyre. This is not something that Emperor of Mankind can fix with a bs tweet, this is long-term damage. About 20% of oil and if Qatar's LNG plant burns, about 20% of all LNG. UCO is a thing for this. Today's pics and vids on this matter: [https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/2029874207379656860](https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/2029874207379656860) [https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/2029588217029067195](https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/2029588217029067195) [https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/2029586320067060054](https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/2029586320067060054) [+7] u/AngryGranny1992: PANIC SELL BEFORE WEEKEND. USA always does crazy shit on the weekend. [+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: FIVE MONTHS: 0% GAIN ON INDICES DOUBLE-DIGIT LOSS ON ALMOST EVERY GROWTH/RISK EQUITY [+7] u/Zipsterino: I’m starting to think that kidnapping/bombing dictators isn’t an adequate replacement for good policy. [+7] u/DrSenorChuckles: It was cool to see the market at above 50,000. Now it’s time for 40,000 [+7] u/AugusteToulmouche: It would be sooooo funny if we get one of those golden “holy shit we actually hit the circuit breaker, just buy calls and be rich af in 6 months” days soon but 99% of degens here will have been wiped out by then [+7] u/CptSparrow89: It's not looking too good frens https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-06/blackrock-s-26-billion-private-credit-fund-limits-withdrawals [+7] u/---Right--Tackle---: #im fighting for my fucking life out here chat [+7] u/trainwreck001: AIRLINES ARE FUKK. IRAN WILL NEVER SURRENDER. CUBA IS NEXT. [+7] u/Jagged_Tide: 92k jobs lost in February, are you tired of winning yet? [+7] u/FrostingOk2692: just throw a dart at a periodic table and full port on whatever element you hit [+7] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Ngl it looks really fucked rn [+7] u/SquirtleStomp: Jobs numbers this, war that, who cares. Didn't yall see the burger guy eat a burger???? [+7] u/IXI_Bman: Market doesn't pay out anymore. They theta fuck you everyday. All the big moves happen AH 90% of the time. You got retards here buying spy 700 calls every day. I'm sorry but after the 50th attempt isn't that a wake up call for you guys? I know there's retards here but jfc there's more than I though. [+7] u/PROMlSED: I am straight up not having a good time [+7] u/Uisce-beatha: I hope some of you legends bought a stupid amount of USO calls yesterday because those returns are straight dirty ass nasty 2,500% from the close and almost 5,000% if bought in the first 40 minutes of trading yesterday on calls at a few different strikes [+7] u/SaveTheAles: Those that fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. Full port calls it is. [+7] u/soad1331: Seconds after I transitioned to being a gey ber it went straight up [+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: Lost way too much. Everything numb. [+7] u/FullCopy: *Ring Ring* - Who dis? - Marge - Marge who? - Marge Incall, mfer. [+7] u/Afraid-Berry9386: Ghey europoors selling, disgusting [+7] u/openposter: praying for world peace 🙏 purely for selfish, gambling-related reasons [+7] u/michaelis999: yeah glad i sold my calls yesterday, I'm not dealing with this shit. At least with sleepy you could sleep easy [+7] u/TomorrowSavings7579: Because it's reddits most important subreddit? [+7] u/SmurfStop: Welcome! I'll be your guide. If you look at your left, that's a 🌈 🐻. Now to your right is a neurodivergent 🐂. And finally all those people you see at the end of the room are retarded. [+7] u/ComplexLook7: Cowardly bols surrendering?! This is Uhmerica goddamit 🦅 [+7] u/SylphCo93: Lmao bulls really thinking 🥭 was going to bail them out at the expense of making himself look weak. [+7] u/Ok-Standard-2485: Double leveraged oil ticker is erx in case any of you degenerate retards want to double your gains when isreal eventually runs out of interceptor missiles and drops that nuke [+7] u/TrickyDickCheney: Gap down and drilling today. This will not get bought up. You’ve been warned [+7] u/ClarkFable: Taco is backing himself into an economic crisis, and i can almost guarantee his proposed solution will be nuking Tehran into compliance. [+7] u/dingusmingus2222: Bad news is bad again? We're fucked. [+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Worst jobs number is 5 years and people wanna pretend the economy is fine [+7] u/Mahrez-: Close by green. You regards [+7] u/Val44x: BERS WITH A FRIDAY RESERVATION AT DORSIA TONIGHT 830 BE THERE!!! [+7] u/spudbro00: Has there been a jobs report not revised down bigly in the last year? Unemployment has to be over 5% if they were putting out real numbers [+7] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: what the fk. algos dumping like there's a war going on or something wtf is this [+7] u/ebitdasga: Congrats to anyone who bought calls, these premiums are too insane for me [+7] u/browsk: Straights of Hormuz this, Straights of Hormuz that, bruh what about the Gays of Hormuz 😤 [+7] u/SmurfStop: 1 pump is met with 3 dumps [+7] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Not seeing a rug pull at vix 26 is insane [+7] u/dontslambro: All he’s got to do is say they’ll hold deescalation talks and boom. Moon [+7] u/404MoralsNotFound: I'm beginning to believe that Qatari dude who said crude's gonna $150 / barrel. That was good investment advice few hours back. [+7] u/NewDawn101: 🥭 says he will only accept peace if he is made the new Ayatollah [+7] u/hallett21: Imagine doing anything other than vibe trading on your phone lol [+7] u/A_small_Chicken: I liked it when Kamala Harris laughed [+7] u/cryptohorn: Bessent is doing a quality job of holding down oil futes 👌 [+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Idk who would want to hold onto the weekend so ima buy puts which means we’re going straight to 690. I stg the pedos are out to get me. [+7] u/Cav829: No, you'll know when maximum fear hits if it does. [+7] u/SmurfStop: This small slv pump isn't going to hold. Looks weak as shit [+7] u/hardcrepe: I can no longer trust in plays that feel like assured victory. VOO and chill here I come.😭 [+7] u/trainwreck001: YALL THOUGHT AI WAS BULLSHITIN. ERRBODY LOSING THEIR JOBS. [+7] u/trainwreck001: WONT CATCH ME ON AN AIRLINE FLIGHT ANYTIME SOON. WW3 IS A BITCH. [+7] u/moneygon_: bers gonna bitch slapped like i just did [+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: 676 is literally price ceiling . wtf [+7] u/Usedillusion7: Can't wait for spy to shoot back up $5 before I hit send on this post. [+6] u/eoiioe: Well if Vix gets above 30, and crude touches 90+, today will be funny [+6] u/codydog125: What are the odds that this initial drop gets bought up? I assume we see chance of a fed cut increase here [+6] u/PocaMadre69: The worst people in the fucking world are so good at keeping SPY propped up [+6] u/boztron: Where’s are the ships that are supposed to escort tankers through the strait that 🥭 promised [+6] u/LostandConfused2024: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON [+6] u/throwawaydonaldinho: There is no 🌮 coming its Bibi’s war not Donnies decision. If it will end soon idk but a deal aint happening. [+6] u/daedalus_dance: Could Americans please start fading the oil spike soon please. You don't want oil at $86/barrel really and also its ruining the Eurorich market. [+6] u/DeliciousStand372: what is gold + silver doing [+6] u/BurstingTitan88: Don’t worry guys, this is still Biden’s economy [+6] u/bigflash010: This is not good for my hairline [+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Mango making America great again by bringing back the 1970s stagflation economy [+6] u/Opening_Normal: Oh look, there's that V you guys are always talking about.... [+6] u/EdgeLordMcGravy: Lmfao wtf is this rally? [+6] u/Mahrez-: Green by close, regard [+6] u/cannythecat: Ive been selling puts at open and it keeps working [+6] u/AtGod93: UN is such a useless piece of shit that nobody ever listens to. [+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: crazy to see -0.85% on SPY and feel like not too bad [+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: We've been here before .... SPY about to show off that retard strength [+6] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: hide yo kids, hide yo wife [+6] u/VanguardDeezNuts: NO CRYING IN THE CASINO! Not an instruction for you guys, just reminding myself. [+6] u/DriftWoodBarrel: Basically we live in a world where the worst people have the most power and money and they are using that power to do terrible things. You know those people that are incessantly positive? Can we now tell those people to fuck off now? [+6] u/Wowmuchrya: “They told me they’re tired of winning! So much winning.” 📉🤡 [+6] u/I_work_too_much: Oil is stored in the balls [+6] u/FineJuggernaut3295: Wallahi my calls are cooked [+6] u/pourhouse: THE STRONGEST ECONOMY EVER!!!🥭 🤡 [+6] u/ARSC_RexH: Hear me out here, what if this is the best they could cook the numbers? [+6] u/cryptohorn: Oil continues to go up [+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Looks like it’s time to create an onlyfans [+6] u/Awuxy: If you dropped $1000 dollars into the spy on October 7th, you'd have exactly $1000 [+6] u/SmurfStop: Someone please tell Iran to open strait of homo so silver can fly [+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: Mission to die peacefully in my sleep: FAILED [+6] u/Caughtx: GOOG needs a 20% correction like MSFT had [+6] u/AegonTheMeh: Somebody who is good at the economy help me fix this!!! -DJT [+6] u/Fun-Valuable-7355: I see people wanting to hold gold over the weekend Calls is easy print [+6] u/moazzam0: This mf seriously just said Make Iran Great Again Yes you dumb ass, your blunder is doing exactly that. [+6] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Alright, let's ball. SPY to 700 next Friday. [+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: MIGA (Make Iran Great Again) Hats for sale! DM me [+6] u/Euphoric-Guess-1277: “Mission Accomplished” banners being pulled out from storage rn [+6] u/patricktu1258: Today’s plan is delete app and cry [+6] u/Upset_Pool2319: https://preview.redd.it/1x1xmy3ysfng1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6afb3e847c0c1441b4f2afdc31118081c538094e [+6] u/borat_he_like_you: In response to the disastrous report, it's abundantly clear to me we don't have enough jobs for all straight American men To address this injustice in society, Sex Robot Inc. will go on a hiring spree and offer every person fired a job as a Sex Robot Fucker for $100K/year. All you have to do is fuck the sex robot, treat her like your wife/gf, and give us feedback so we can train the AI to be the woman of every man's dreams Do not be scared if you lose your job. We here at Sex Robot Inc. got your back 🫵😎 [+6] u/Early-Group-5707: bulls i'm sorry. i was salty cause i lost money [+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Over here putting bandaids on a chainsaw wound [+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: what's up my fellow migas [+6] u/TreGet234: Oil just keeps going up. Tempted to fomo in. [+6] u/Commercial_Horror204: Iran war just made Russia extra billions of oil money out of thin air [+6] u/Salty-Bid1597: Brent up 35% this week. Shell down 2%. Seems legit. [+6] u/Moppo_: Why do I keep getting notifications for this? I've never looked at this sub or any related to it. [+6] u/gkdjsl: Maybe not too late to liquidate semis and full port into USO [+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Fuck those numbers are bad [+6] u/Awuxy: Oil up 30% in a week, jobs numbers in thr toilet, and a war thats looking like it's gonna take months? Wow we are FUCKED today [+6] u/D2k77: god dammit Joe biden!!! [+6] u/isolated-cat: gold futures moving like a meme stock. bro what the fuck are these 10 min swings [+6] u/whyshw: So we’re basically back to Monday’s lows [+6] u/Awuxy: BUH BUH BUH DOW AT 50K [+6] u/Weak-Equal-9084: This its really over [+6] u/Trashpanda7193: I can’t possibly think of anything else 🥭 can do to tank the markets anymore [+6] u/derprondo: Did this mfer just indicate they’re going to fuck up Cuba too? [+6] u/CreepyBoysenberry281: Generational buying opportunity today. [+6] u/Extension-Change-441: do I just sell my 679p at open before the shreks or diamond it [+6] u/Bichael-Murry: \- siri, play "low" by flo rida \- i have set a 5 minutes timer [+6] u/miss_L_fire: My gains from the last year and a half are pretty much gone. And this is mostly with shares not just options. I hate it here [+6] u/somebodys0mewhere: Some proud buyers showing up. Good luck guys [+6] u/2020isgreat: wow people legit just blindly buy calls for 0 reason just pure gambling [+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: ok just so I'm clear, things algos don't gaf about: wars, global chain supply disruption, mass unemployment. gottit [+6] u/aioliravioli: \*closes app\* \*dusts off Wendy's uniform\* [+6] u/No-Improvement3164: SPY barely moves and you can’t hardly play options on stocks because there no volume and spreads a mile wide. [+6] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Controversial but I don't think we should let the peds ruin America 🤷🏿‍♂️ [+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Harry Potter and the RDDT premarket pamp [+6] u/hotCupADank: puts here if youre gey [+6] u/Groundbreaking_Big17: what are people on about? my stocks are all up a lot- wait my phone was upside down dab [+6] u/Crypto_naut_: Hottest economy on earth [+6] u/LostandConfused2024: Well boys, maximum fear is in [+6] u/Whole_Tea_4383: hassett talking about how productivity is so high. That just means that the employment is so bad that people are working harder to get the work done lol [+6] u/jraiv420: Buy the dip become exit liquidity [+6] u/Balarius: Gas prices have gone up 60 cents on 4 days. stock market has crashed 3k in 2 weeks Inflation and unemployment rates both skyrocketing National debt increasing at record pace and the value of the USD has flopped and remains volatile Doin' great for us government. [+6] u/Starkfault: If we do get nuked I hope it’s before work. I’ll be so mad if I work a full day just to get nuked. [+6] u/Interesting-Wear2595: NO THETA DOES NOT GET IT TODAY FUCK OFF SPY [+6] u/RisingSerpent222: I’ll see y’all at the gamblers anonymous meeting today at 11? [+6] u/2020isgreat: YOU ARE BIDDING UP SPX WITH OIL AT 89 DOLLARS [+6] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: tbh I think a part of the issue is that ignorance has become a direct part of bulls' strategy. blinders on, no distractions, buy chew moo. after a long enough of \*just expecting everything to work out\* you lose the ability to sense danger [+6] u/fire_alarmist: Spy 700 today, surely. [+6] u/deevee12: “The Dow is over 50k” is the “Bear Stearns is fine” of our generation [+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: I’m holding at this point, idgaf [+6] u/Impossible-Fun2027: When reversal happens after dumb money fomo into short and poots, you will learn a thing or two about MMs manipulative power [+6] u/colinr813: Inflation high Job losses everywhere Metal all time high Crude oil high Stocks all time high Something’s gotta give [+6] u/No_Return9449: More tariffs will fix this! [+6] u/Majestic-Bass6772: my apologies bers i wasn't familiar with your game [+6] u/SmurfStop: fighting for its life at 675 [+5] u/EyeSea7923: Oh noooow we believe the data. [+5] u/Napster-mp3: Looking at headlines it appears we are in hell [+5] u/BobsBurners420: Really happy I held calls overnight 😊😵 [+5] u/gamersEmpire: Straight bears keep winning 🤌 [+5] u/Unassisted3P: The job numbers weren't cooked, it was indeed us that was cooked. [+5] u/This_Possible_3942: We all know Spy will be $683 in a few hours [+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Oil at $90 dollar a barrel 🥭the peace maker 🤡🤡🤡 [+5] u/Notdoofusrick: Held puts overnight. Selling everything at open. Buy 1k in ODTE calls prob at 675 strike. Gl today everyone [+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Believe it or not, FUCKED [+5] u/ThaliaFaye: whoever it was earlier that said that algos were waiting for it to touch 669 before buying, bless you. i saw that 1 millisecond of 669.77 lmfao [+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: Hey, jobs may be down and inflation may be up. But at least the price of oil is up too... o wait [+5] u/LarsTarkas: Probably going to break $90 a barrel today. Fucking rip to all truck owners [+5] u/wildcat1055: Daily bombing of Iran: $1B / day Daily bombing of my portfolio: priceless [+5] u/SaltyRiceCake90: the dow is drilling to -50k [+5] u/This_Possible_3942: I sold all my puts yesterday and switched to calls 😂 [+5] u/takeahikehike: Maybe it turns out 🥭 is just stupid. [+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # Bogleheads: Sell everything and lock in profits. Good enough to screenshot, yada yada. # Bears: Keep holding your puts until Valhalla. # Bols: LMAO FUK [+5] u/CapitalElk1169: Jesus did Shreks Viagra just kick in or something? [+5] u/ShiftIll3642: Turns out Britney spears was holding the whole market. [+5] u/OrangMiskin: Moved to Europe but goddamn I miss In-N-Out burger. 🤤 [+5] u/daymanlol: remember, take profits early and cut losses late otherwise we'll kindly have to ask you to leave [+5] u/tjinga2u: Come on gimmie that schizo pump, I need affordable options here!! [+5] u/boringfantasy: Gen Z never had a chance [+5] u/mtnrnnr802: GOOGL just broke major support lol [+5] u/All_FIREdUp: The funniest part of all of this is that these numbers are going to be revised down massively lmaooo. Boy howdy is America fucked 🫵😂 [+5] u/TwoNine13: Tighten up your helmets kids [+5] u/Working_Monitor_2076: just scalped 1.9k on that V. now the smart thing would be to close the app [+5] u/ThouOne: So the Nikkieh 420 started pumping disgustingly mid-day, guessing we should start to go green after 1.5 hours. This is called cosmological analysis. [+5] u/eoiioe: Job numbers better be so bad, fed comes on tv and announced they bought multiple money printers [+5] u/hardcrepe: Remember FOMO is the devil whispering in your ear. [+5] u/sloanemonroe: Can the plunge protection team save it AGAIN?! We will see. [+5] u/rawdigga: Okay you 92,000 assholes who lost your jobs last month, what's your plan to get this back on track. Tsk tsk. [+5] u/KlBAS: I’m tired of winning [+5] u/CDulst: I'm super bearish rn, you have been warned! [+5] u/KittyLover-7: VLADIMIR, PLEASE STOP [+5] u/DuAbUiSai: Is it me or its lagging on Reddit. 🤔 [+5] u/Beazt11123: 672 Straight up to 686 at open then trickle down to 676 for close [+5] u/Aldribuds: Ayatollah laughing with 72 virgins right now [+5] u/DMT1703: I love that people are still saying "rallying" as if nearly every USA index are going positive. lmao. Is this a rally for bacterial lifeforms? [+5] u/Sorry_Character_1771: If you lose enough trading options, I hear Middle East shipping vessels are looking for sailors. Might be more exciting than 0dte options. [+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: This was the week to buy both puts and calls. [+5] u/Frozen_Shades: I need to find a nice teapot to buy as a gift. [+5] u/Difficult-Level7038: I feel like something will actually happen today [+21] u/Ok-Reach-2580: the dow is over ~~50000~~ ~~49000~~ ~~48000~~ 47000 [+16] u/Canningred: Puts on the US. It’s just a 🤡 show now and when we lose Jpow it’s jover [+15] u/EvolvingDior: We'll trickle out the news over the weekend that the war is going to take longer and cost more than expected. Everyone will realize that the administration really did not have a plan. And it will come out that SecDef ignored the military's warning that it would escalate into a regional conflict and cause economic damage to our allies. \[Edit to fix typo.\] [+14] u/EatingRawOnion: Iran announces 100b partnership with OpenAI for new AIyatolla [+13] u/greyenlightenment: lol imagine FOMO into btc at 72k here is your "fell for it again" wojack face and pin [+13] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Was up big time yesterday so I told my family I'd take them out for steak tonight. However I lost 70% of yesterday's gains today so I'm just gonna take them to Arby's instead [+13] u/ismebbb: Thetagang shopping for yachts [+13] u/memoryyyuh: Even if 🥭 🌮s 🇮🇷 , 🇮🇷 will not 🌮 🥭 [+13] u/MagJack: fuck my life and port [+13] u/POOR-MORON: the fetal alcohol syndrome really showed up in my trading today [+13] u/BeeladesOfGlory: BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP AT WAR WITH 401Ks [+12] u/kupka316: Damn dude gas is up nearly $1.20 in the last two weeks. Thank you Führer. I'm just tired of winning. [+12] u/ComfortablePiglet842: No worse feeling than giving up on your position at a huge loss and then turn your app on later to see your original position printing big time. Horrible horrible feeling [+12] u/CigInside: So much crazy shit going on that I almost forgot the Epstein files. We still must get Killary [+11] u/GTS980: No one here knows shit about fuck. [+11] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: Dude honestly fuck this market so much [+11] u/nyse25: MOMMY COME PICK ME UP IM NOT HAVING FUN ANYMORE [+11] u/Crazy_Donkies: How many times does he blame the prior administration during the next 24 hours? [+11] u/DistributionMany6335: Holding calls over the weekend seems the regarded thing to do.  So this is exactly what I'm doing. [+10] u/Affectionate-Day2743: if trump demands "absolute surrender" (in a "war" that isn't even formally declared), what exactly is Iran's incentive to not absolutely wreck the world's oil supply in the process? maybe i'm a petty bitch, but if you're going to back me into a corner like that i'm absolutely going to cut of my nose to spite my face. i know i can't beat you, but i can absolutely make it hurt like hell for your citizens. I guess what i'm saying is - puts on everything. Oil is going to $150 [+10] u/KindlyTie6602: Breaking News: 🥭 declares himself Shah of Iran and renames it “New Texas” [+10] u/KindlyTie6602: My most valuable asset is my tax write offs from short term losses. [+10] u/miata_only: 🥭 has attacked 7 different countries so far in his 2nd term 7 is a lucky number, you guys [+10] u/spurious_elephant: Can you hear it, Clarice? The silence of the bols [+10] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: frickin inflation making my 0dtes more expensive too ^(this is a joke yes I know what vega and IV are) [+10] u/alfred250: An end of the day dump seems obvious. Almost a little toooo obvious. Therefore, Calls. [+10] u/shindiggaa: thinking calls are a smart play here. 🥭 might taco this whole thing by monday. [+9] u/Jeffinslaw: Looks like I’m an “investor” in SNDK. Had a chance to get out of my CSPs on Wednesday for a modest 1-2% gain but nope. Now down 145% on them. [+9] u/giant_hog_simmons: Oil has reached the top because I went long on it just now [+9] u/FrostySoftPressure: Is it immoral to cheer for downfall of USA and Israel if I’ve lost money cause of them [+9] u/enc-nyc: this price action is just designed to kill all premiums [+9] u/broke_person: Imagine a life when you're not poor [+9] u/gnanwahs: *Oracle and OpenAI end plans to expand the Texas Data Center site. Talks to Lease Stargate Expansion site broke down. $ORCL *Meta is in discussion with developer Crusoe to lease the expanded site. $META AI bubble actually bursting [+9] u/Mellow_Toninn: What have you Rep*blicans done to my fucking U.S. Stock Exchange 😭 [+9] u/pwendle: Kinda wild that S&P isn’t even in correction territory despite serious escalations in Middle East, oil going parabolic, and unemployment being revised negative [+9] u/blumpkinspatch: Pls bers I hav famly [+9] u/Haikoe: Man this dump was so predictable, even I saw it coming, and I’m retarded [+9] u/No_Fig_7835: the crazy thing is that how SPY closes out today could have an impact on what happens in Iran over the weekend and everyone knows it. [+9] u/Evander85: The only way to trade this market is through a hole in a blanket [+9] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Pump so it can dump, seen this a million times and still broke lol [+9] u/potato111a: Bought NVDA calls right before the news.. I am now a proud NVDA *investor* [+9] u/ProudPeak3570: BREAKING NEWS: Iran just bombed the DOW [+9] u/Liability049-6319: Oracle and Open Ai realizing there's literally 0 real money in Ai [+9] u/Brilliant_Object_847: New war or “peace deal” during the weekend? [+9] u/chalupabatman2404: Kevin the lies that just come out of your mouth is wild [+9] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Dance my ghey bears! We all know where this is going… 💃💃💃🤣🤣 [+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Vix at 30.. I am gonna cum.. [+8] u/Ben10pronouns: 2 hours left white house meeting in 40 min what could go wrong [+8] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # war turned wsb into the strait of homoz lmaoo [+8] u/2AMTrader: someone peed in my pants [+8] u/Devastaytah: Drilldo as soon as I buy NVDA calls fuck me [+8] u/Creative-Package6213: This shit is gonna dump so hard on Monday! [+8] u/spac420: open the straight of hormones! [+8] u/Fox_n_Roll: No people working, no need for oil [+8] u/oatmeal-claypole: Orange is blustering, that means he's very close to TACO [+8] u/daddysgirl794: Where is Tom "This is what a market bottom looks like" Lee right now? [+8] u/most-regarded: each week a gayer day happens it’s crazy [+8] u/Mission_Ad_6234: 680 eod, I wish I never knew what calls and puts were. [+8] u/ConstantAd1: I thought all of you were shitposting but it truly was over when Pam Bondage declared DOW at 50,000 [+8] u/Eur0stept: Damn Robinhood scamming us again [+8] u/mugirawraw: Is it time for 0DTE calls [+8] u/MrLebouwski: Why do Biden and Obama fuck us up like that? I’m so mad rn [+8] u/yyn1999: "NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY" [+8] u/Ok-Piano8789: its cool how none of this needs to be happening we coulda just not done tariffs or started a war for no reason and we'd be fine [+8] u/thechangeyouneed1: Oil 100 before close? [+8] u/n1ck90z: everything was going so well, but then everything changed when the 🥭 nation attacked [+8] u/memelackey: Purely fake accounts in here screeching polar opposites [+8] u/yushey__: I swear the market is red everyday [+8] u/sleepyguy007: how are we not down like 4-5% [+8] u/Slow-Information-847: Oil is backing up. Shorts using every opportunity to cover. They know Monday is only getting worse. [+7] u/soulles_lies: Feels like there isn’t going to be another pump ! Inverse me if you would like to make money [+7] u/HanzDiamond: OIL. BLACK GOLD. TEXAS TEA. [+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: How much is Trump going to be worth after he leaves office, like 800 billion? [+7] u/LeakMyBigBowls: It's ok, I wasn't planning on retiring anyways😞 [+7] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: TOO MANY OF YOU FUCKERS IN PUTS THIS IS NEVER GOING DOWN [+7] u/himaalayan: 🥭 has no intentions of a ceasefire, US department of war is saying war will keep going on till September atleast. We are in for a long downturn [+7] u/spyputs1: u/bullhunter469 show me your loss porn at open [+7] u/IllustriousTear1315: Have you guys ever tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter? [+7] u/JonRadian: Open hugely red, pare losses to smaller red, rinse and repeat for 10 days, and >10% Death by a thousand cuts. [+7] u/FutureBuckStrickland: shorts can’t even push this shit below the daily vwap. pathetic [+7] u/zhaoz: Stagflation is back on the menu, boys! [+7] u/johns2289: This year has proven to be the biggest ladder attack on my port [+7] u/ICE-FlGHT: WHEN WAS THE LAST GREEN DAY FOR GOOGLE HOLY SHIT IM LITERALLY NOT OK [+7] u/sam4o19: Iran just be cool dawg, surrender, it’s all good [+7] u/Solid-Season9984: Here what all the gas stations near me look like right now couldn't even buy gas if I had to SOLD OUT https://preview.redd.it/j63qib05kgng1.jpeg?width=1638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66635ee08adbf100d8a11af4542f178eded5542 [+7] u/sleepyguy007: last year late jan , after tariffs 20% drawdown until april on the liberation day retardness. 6100 ish to 4800 that was about as far as they'd let it go. we hit 7000 this year, 20% from that is what 5400? spy 540 june? [+7] u/JJdante: Gonna have to call TOP DOG LAW for the injury done to my port by MMs [+7] u/Taiyoken: I will not FOMO into USO [+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: USO is still cheap though.. if this goes on even end of March, expect it rocketing to $125 easily. [+7] u/cryptobugle: Urgent News: Drill team six just bombed Osama Bol Laden [+7] u/2c-b_day: ~~No more war!~~ No, more war! [+7] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: SPY options are expensive as fuck, god damn [+7] u/Bansionboy: well im gonna be banned for a week again [+6] u/Sandvicheater: Its funny how US "granted" India permission to buy Russian Oil. India was always gonna buy cheap Russian oil with or without permission from US. India is one of our best NATO friendly countries plopped next to the Middle East hot zone since the cold war and we're not gonna endanger that relationship. So this "permission" is all just grand standing for USA to save face. [+6] u/DahyunDabFan: Women are fucking crazy [+6] u/Odd_Butterfly9589: Tired of all this winning! Thanks 🥭 [+6] u/blumpkinspatch: THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY WILL COLLAPSE AND WE WILL ALL DIE [+6] u/99Fan: I just woke up, what news are we crashing on? [+6] u/eyerollingsex: Okay so I am trying to claim unemployment in NY So I submit the claim and they say I need to call to certify When you call to certify it’s a robot. To certify you need to talk to an agent. When I try to talk to an agent, it says they’re extremely busy and nobody is available and it hangs up on you. Is this why unemployment numbers won’t go up 😭 [+6] u/Lulzagna: the classic bear bull bear trap [+6] u/ProudPeak3570: sounds like a good time for china to go after Taiwan. You wont get a more incompetent US gov't than now [+5] u/Irishbros1991: Qatar's Energy Minister Saad al-Kaabi told the Financial Times today that if the ongoing Middle East conflict continues, all Gulf energy producers will declare force majeure within days/weeks, halting exports and potentially pushing oil to $150/barrel. Qatar itself has already done so after attacks on its LNG plant. Living with another Global recession but they said they only happen once in your life time? [+5] u/clubdirthill: BlackRock limiting private credit withdrawals… CoreWeave girl you in danger [+5] u/justanaveragejoe520: Stagflation is back on the menu boys [+5] u/E82822: Just farted & that shit is GAS [+5] u/zakwa1: Im tired of winning boss [+5] u/EnginrA: I guess SPY calls at close yesterday wasn’t the move [+5] u/miata_only: Just wait until the new Blockchain based missile interceptors are announced, you guys