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[+40] u/Galaxy_AI: 🥭 is seriously a shitty guy. On one hand, soldiers are risking their lives in a war, on the other hand, 🥭 is posting Ball room shit. What a garbage guy seriously.
[+33] u/Kachowxboxdad: I exited all but a few positions today. So I’m sure that means perpetual peace in the Middle East is about to be declared and SPY to 900, but I’m trying to avoid losing more than I can make in a year
[+31] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Big ass V every single day. Every fucking day. V this V that. V my fucking ass.
[+28] u/Time_Independence355: smells like exit liquidity here
[+26] u/Most-Crazy2353: Bols now declaring victory on red days
[+25] u/FindingZen4: Hardest part of today was diamond handing my SPY calls at $3k loss at the low to +$300 at end of day
[+24] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Lmao Trump doesn’t even care about gas prices anymore. “If they rise, they rise”, so much for that argument.
[+24] u/throwawayainteasy: Being red YTD is a very bullish signal.
[+24] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: I think it would be cheaper just to relocate everyone in Israel to Florida at this point.
[+22] u/OrdinaryMix4013: imagine thinking this fuck was going to unite the country LMAO
[+20] u/Consistent-Motor5196: Almost have enough for a down payment on a house. Then I'm out of this shit for good.
[+17] u/igotshrimps: Job offer rescinded, back to sniffing glue and 0DTEs
[+17] u/ThaddeusJP: Remember if your portfolio drops 10% in a day you're gonna need a 11% day to get back to where you were.
[+17] u/lesdansesmacabres: Manifesting a +2% day tomorrow
[+15] u/ThinCrusts: SPY gonna open red again isn't it?
[+15] u/AppleJuiceTwo: I swear Israel is like the Bond villain of nations
[+15] u/TheMightySet69: Still got fucked but man that EOD rally really helped me recover a good amount of my losses
[+15] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Damn what a day +10% -35% +12%.. dont gamble in predictions market kids
[+14] u/Jeffoxy: owning physical gold, undiagnosed mental illness
name a more iconic duo
[+13] u/greyenlightenment: now come the AH selloff as always
[+13] u/Jmanisup: NVDA today really said 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈
[+13] u/bigmeatbag: Imagine trusting Donnie to pay out your insurance claim when your oil tanker gets sunk. You couldn't even sue him or the Fed about it.
[+13] u/moorhound: The new DHS head looks like he'd be helping me find shit at Home Depot
[+13] u/Hang_Man1: jesus 950 death toll in Iran and 6 us servicemen killed. And here I am worried about gambling on the market based on this war and oil news
[+12] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Claude just made me a badass calculator, no wonder software stocks are fuk LMFAO
[+11] u/ARSC_RexH: Cannot believe that one of my best days ever was in this garbage
[+11] u/ilwb: 3k --> 0.3k yesterday
0.3k --> 4k today
This is why I can't stop on 0dtes
[+11] u/bringkiteback: I just noticed the 1% commenter badge I got here what a fucking loser I am no wonder my girl is leaving me when our lease is up
[+11] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/chadmn154 made a bet that GOOGL would go to 366.0965 within **4 weeks** when it was 332.815 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
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[+11] u/PushAble2463: Saudi x Israel is the wildest collab of ‘26
[+11] u/noaholic: Decided to hold calls overnight, ready to have a bad time
[+11] u/AirportMaterial5917: I wonder how many Americans don’t even know a war is happening rn
[+10] u/ProudPeak3570: tomorrow is green because today was red. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+10] u/shoesshirt: That power hour was nonsensical, buy puts while you can
[+10] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: 25 million calls bought just before the close on spy
[+10] u/Far-Requirement9180: You gotta be mentally ill to trade this market, fucking algo manipulation all across the board
[+10] u/kananishino: I was down 30% on ASTS yesterday.
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: You have better odds hitting red or black in a roulette wheel then playing in this casino.
[+10] u/RazDoStuff: I’m gay but nobody will ever see this
[+10] u/RisingSerpent222: 9 green trading days and 11 days sober. How will I stay sober if I nuke my account?
[+10] u/AideApprehensive7441: Puts right at close seemed too easy which makes me think I’ll get fucked tomorrow
[+10] u/memelackey: Totally just worked the 7/11 cashier for 6 cookies.
LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/whydouhatemecablegod: making money in this market is quite easy, you just need to be MM
[+9] u/Bichael-Murry: LOWER LOWS AND LOWER HIGHS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 💩
[+9] u/Sick0h: Children born at the start of the sideways market are almost old enough to vote.
[+9] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: Just in: An ancient Kraken has been sighted in the strait of hormuz.
[+9] u/chahan412: So Pam Bondi was the top signal?
[+9] u/ConstantAd1: Going long on hummus, it's been in the news all week
[+9] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: got spy 1dte overnight calls and 4dte puts for monday (vibe based decision)
[+9] u/Star_Lord924: Irrelevant to market...but if you drive a subaru...just know I fucking hate you. That population is among the WORST FUCKING DRIVERS EVER. Is it a requirement when you buy one that you must drive like a fucking moron and ignore any and all forms of awareness and common sense? Jesus fuck. That is all. But still fuck you.
[+9] u/Sick0h: Daily DOW 50 Thou Check: ❌
[+9] u/2c-b_day: ITS VERY SIMPLE;
LOL FIRST THERE WERE NO BITCOINS THEN SOMEONE TYPED SOMETHING ON A COMPUTER AND NOW THERES BITCOINS BUT THERES TOTALLY ONLY GOING TO BE 21 MILLION EVER BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPER SCARCE EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE CREATED LITERALLY FROM NOTHING LOL AND THIS IS WHAT MAKES THEM VALUABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARCE BECAUSE ONLY 21 MILLION CAN EVER BE MADE EVER BECAUSE THEY ARE THE RULES THAT I JUST MADE UP AND THEY REPRESENT SOME SUPER COMPLEX MATHS EQUATION THAT GOT SOLVED BY YOUR COMPUTER THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THIS MATHS EQUATION IS OR HOW IT HAS ANY VALUE BUT TRUST ME BRO ITS WORTH $100 THOUSAND EVEN THOUGH FIAT DOLLARS ARE FAKE AND NOT WORTH ANYTHING MY DIGITAL CODE-COINS ARE WORTH $100 THOUSAND OF THEM WHICH MAKES SENSE AND WE CALL IT "MINING" BECAUSE ITS JUST LIKE GOLD AND THATS WHY EVERY BITCOIN IS DEPICTED AS BEING GOLD (WHICH IS JUST A SHINY BOOMER ROCK LOL) ONLY CRYPTOS DONT ACTUALLY EXIST WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL TIED UP ON THESE EXCHANGES THAT COMPLETELY DOMINATE MY ACCESS TO MY CRYPTO AND I HAVE TO GIVE THEM MY ID AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER TO CASH OUT EVEN THOUGH CRYPTOS ARE TOTALLY ANONYMOUS BUT THEY'RE NOT BITCONNECT SO ITS OK BUT DONT LOOK AT THAT LOOK OVER HERE ANON B-BAM ITS GOING UP!!! WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT OH I CANT REMEMBER NEVERMIND ANYWAY MUNNEEEEEEEE! KA-CHING KA-CHING.
WE'RE ALL RICH
[+9] u/patmccock86: Orange can't even go all in on this Iran situation because he's so fragile about the price of oil. No other administration would let the tail wag the dog like this. Absolute cowards
[+9] u/TowelOld743: The first week is almost over, 🥭 said 3-4 more weeks of this and we'll be in the clear, smooth sailings from there on out... Right
[+9] u/wildcat1055: "That dog was untrainable, dangerous to anyone she came in contact with, and less than worthless as a hunting dog. I realized I had to put her down."
\- 🥭
[+9] u/Jeffoxy: 🥭 just appointed Messi the interim leader of Iran
[+8] u/abused-throwawayy: No fucking way this shit v’d, unbelievable i am so tired of this shit
[+8] u/UnivalveX: that was cute. SPY back to 687 tomorrow
[+8] u/jonneh: Not a fan of this market.
#
*It insists upon itself.*
[+8] u/bigmeatbag: What kind of sick fucks give their kid 2 first names together like Markwayne?
[+8] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Every day that I’m over-extended on calls, I can never poop.
Then, the second the market closes, it’s like poopmageddon.
It’s a weird mental block
[+8] u/noaholic: NVDA was green EOD, crazy price action
[+8] u/092Casey: Scalpers, swing traders and ODTEs united ✊️
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: Ber begging for correction
But won’t buy the dip 🙄
[+8] u/2AMTrader: US asking China for help this early is not a good sign...
[+8] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: There shall be movement tomorrow.
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: The money in your account its gone
[+8] u/John-AtlasGames: Appreciate that pump into the close. Helped me unload some bags. Dont feel safe holding anything for long in this market.
[+8] u/sailortyx56: Wendy's is hiring someone to taste-test their food for $100k salary [Link](https://www.wendyschieftastingofficer.com/)
lol
[+8] u/Jeffoxy: Nutlick is an occupational last name
[+8] u/spyputs1: Diddy was early on the oil trade
[+8] u/2c-b_day: How many shekels will the Epstein war cost the USA?
[+7] u/CalRippedken: Thoroughly enjoyed that power hour
[+7] u/ClassicInner5242: Imagine making money both way today heheh
[+7] u/Young-faithful: Market tanks in the morning because White House said no tapping petroleum reserves. Then pump at the end of the day when they said they have concepts of a plan of avoiding oil price spike.
[+7] u/Throwaway18987987: Y’all remember when the Dow was 50 thou? Pepperidge Farm remembers
[+7] u/WombatShwambat: The amount of hate I have for TSLR still being above $400 when the only guidance it has is whatever ketamine dream Elmo snorted up that morning
[+7] u/RagingBearBull: With the war being yesterdays news, and most of America forgetting that the war even occured.
Today millions are awaiting the Best Korea's Supreme Leader naming his favorite color of the mac book Neo
it is YELLOW, Arianna Grande eats a hamburger in disbelief!
Truly historic
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: All my life problems could be solved by LUNR going to ATH 💀
[+7] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: RFK shouldn’t be allowed to speak in public
[+7] u/baller1able: 🥭 fired the Kristi and the market V'd. Now if we can get rid of t\*\*\*\* we can have a full recovery....
[+7] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: Wait nvda closed green??? Watafak
[+7] u/CasherburyTales: Just saw a guy on the street selling oil by the plastic bag
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: I predict SPY 690 tomorrow.
Either I'm right and I'll brag about it tomorrow,
or I'm wrong and I won't acknowledge it 💀
[+7] u/bringkiteback: That marine that got his arm broke and didn’t even react or make a noise is exactly how stoic I am when I don’t buy puts and it tanks
[+7] u/soscribbly: Month 5 of going nowhere 🥱
[+7] u/jonneh: Why is bro still talking about DOW 50,000
#
Bro we lost more than 2,000 points since then 😩
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: greed is a hell of a drug
made so much from 0dte today
but could have made so much more if i held. its interesting how after so many years that feeling wont ever fully subside.
[+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Bought put at close like yesterday. Twice the charm ?
[+6] u/ApprehensiveTea1165: Fake ass pump towards close loaded bunch of puts
[+6] u/Best_Sherbert_9481: Power hour saved my ass so hard, from down 3k to 1k profit
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: NVDA: 180-183 forever
[+6] u/This_Possible_3942: I'm absolutely convinced the market will tank tonight, and I lose 100% of the time when I'm this confident, so holding calls overnight
[+6] u/BrokeDickRizz: The worst part about today was that I didn’t make any money
[+6] u/PatrickSebast: lmao that close was pretty much a perfect fu to put holders
[+6] u/markypooo7: Why does Microsoft keep going the opposite of the market? Market goes down Microsoft goes up, Market goes up Microsoft goes down. What is this?
[+6] u/Jeffoxy: “Tesla will be one of the companies to make AGI and probably the first to make it in humanoid/atom-shaping form” - elmo
wtf does this mean
[+6] u/isospeedrix: MRVL is back! ... to where it was last week
[+6] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Lost 3500 on GLD AMA
[+6] u/Space__Pirate: Yea idk man. Lost the whole port today, got a clean $50 for tomorrow. Time to find a 10 bagger!
[+6] u/Gom_KBull: Boltard: stonks always go up, when will you learn stupid fucking bers
Also boltard: VvvvvVvVv!!! PLS GOD vvvvvVvVv
[+6] u/Great-Television1775: Stock market said bad words about our lord Israel
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: I've got a two liter of Mountain Dew reserve l've been holding on to for when SPY goes back over 690
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Do you guys think we will ever have another Green day again?
[+6] u/Bubuganoosh: Can I just not trade options anymore? Is that cool with you guys?
[+6] u/get_da_maney: Stupidass HR meeting with them pushing back on what I tried delegating made me miss my put buying window 😤
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: Lol ol' plastic face McPuppyKiller pretending she didn't get kicked to the curb.
[+6] u/Madsen13140: Under the leadership of deez nutz
[+6] u/spyputs1: Golden Dome ❌ getting dome ✅
[+6] u/neo-rp: Robinhood sold my calls right before the V took full effect 😒
[+6] u/-IQ200: Today was brutal. That 12 - 12:05 market pop stopped me out of my puts, then proceeded to run +200%
[+6] u/Trendkill4583: The fuck is happening anymore
[+6] u/Successful_Ask_2070: Yo u/bullhunter469 let's see the loss porn buddy I need my fix
[+6] u/Desmater: Give me SPY 687 tomorrow.
[+6] u/rubehefner: Try to survive a margin call. ☎️ 📈 ☠️
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Oil finna go over $100 EAZZZZY
[+6] u/CalRippedken: BJs Beat expectations
[+6] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Cuba is next.. -2% tomorrow kids
[+5] u/Damandalorianway: this market is just ai and hft there’s no way this range is real
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: LMAO how many times are we going to round trip to 675 area?
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Does Google have a micropenis or something what’s going on
[+5] u/AngryGranny1992: US Energy Minister told Fox News that the oil tankers are refusing Trump’s offer to escort them trough the Strait of Hormuz: “No ship has yet accepted the US Navy's offer to escort through the Strait of Hormuz.”
[https://x.com/Megatron\_ron/status/2029595734077571507](https://x.com/Megatron_ron/status/2029595734077571507)
[+5] u/2AMTrader: It V'd!
The V's
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[+5] u/EmergencyInternal837: Market has no idea where to go
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Morning fakeout into consolidation into break out to upside into black swan sell off into triggered algo buying up into MMs selling to mantain gamma neutral to
[+5] u/drakilian: I understand the concerns around the strait but please answer the following:
-We have had a massive oversupply of oil globally for years and this has not changed.
-Iran is 100% reliant on selling its oil through the strait to function as a country, closing it for too long is suicide
-Literally the entire world wants to keep this strait open
-Many countries have emergency oil reserves that can last months to years for emergencies like this
How is the bull case for oil not rampant speculation forcing prices up based on a fundamentally temporary event?
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Sold everything before close based on vibes. Everything is going to pump tmrrw, you’re welcome.
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: COST is a $1,500 stock
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Had not noticed teslers p/e got to 377 lol. The most amazing stock on the stock market.
[+5] u/rebel-capitalist: I’m begging you MSFT don’t go again bellow 410 🙏🙏🙏
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: US fighter jet shot down in Iraq, search for pilot ongoing: https://x.com/faytuks/status/2029657911723434137?s=46
[+5] u/McKoijion: I'm calling it now. Trump is going to turn off the oil futures buy button tomorrow.
[+5] u/Marketguy628: Not even lying. I draw a line on the chart today and price bounced right off it. About to create a discord group.
[+5] u/spyputs1: wtf happened to u/stupidber? I miss that fucker haven’t seen him post in days
[+5] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: I think bulls will regret that power hour tomorrow
[+5] u/tortu995: Marvell is a $100 at worst trading at 82 now, went heavy into earnings (only shares no margin) now planning to lever up if it opens at this price.
[+5] u/plannedgravy: My magic 8 ball says no V tomorrow.
It’s been right all week.
Y’all been warned.
[+5] u/baconography: Making a pizza from scratch tonight, accidentally started to dump my triple-hot enchilada sauce on the dough instead of the pizza sauce. Mixed what landed with the pizza sauce, then toppings, then into oven.
Turned out amazing.
Edit: That's not tears streaming from my eyes, it's sweat.
[+5] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Whoever told me to buy MRVL two days ago, thank you.
[+5] u/zephyrs85: Ummmm yeah I'm just gonna need MSFT to hit $500 again
[+5] u/Val44x: Sorry BERS I decided to buy 4 million SPY shares at end of day
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: For the past three months, I have followed every move every day and sat on the sidelines with my pile of VOO. Every time I think I have some idea what is happening (rotation, pullback, SaaSpocalypse, gold rush, etc.) it turns out to be a false or aborted signal.
I'm just riding VOO up and down like a buoy. The tide comes and goes back out just as fast. Something is either breaking down or breaking out, but I have no idea which. I have a feeling of dread that private credit is going to lead to a contagion and correction, but it's almost equally offset by "AI gains about to be realized" optimism.
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: When the LLM companies start IPOing deadass might pop the bubble when people see those financial statements.
[+5] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Sitting in nothing but SPX and GLD calls
[+5] u/Urzuck: 🥭 live right now with Messi at his side talking about the Iranian war, i swear this reality feels like a fever dream.
[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: Is there even any consensus on who is fuk today? Bulls? Bears? Everyone?
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: On some days ber is fuk.
On some days bull is fuk.
Sometimes even theta is fuk.
However, $BULL is always fuk 💀
[+5] u/Tintinnabulator: If oil keeps climbing over the next few weeks. What would be best to position yourself in to benefit?
[+45] u/Napster-mp3: Wtf is in those files lmao
[+42] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Kristi Noem, we hardly knew ‘em.
[+34] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Trump will go down as the worst president in history.
[+31] u/Vlisa: Why don’t Trump simply install Maduro as the new leader of Iran? He has the job experience, knowledgeable about oil, and I’m sure he would appreciate the pardon.
[+27] u/Wows_Nightly_News: New Epstien files means new war. Rip Cuba
[+25] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Life hack. Inherit money.
[+24] u/cannythecat: Serious question: Even if the Iranian government "surrenders," what's there to stop terrorist groups in the region from firing rockets and drones at ships in the strait for years? The US not being able to eject the Taliban after 20 years doesn't give me confidence that they can bomb out all the terrorist groups in the region.
[+23] u/OsamaBagHolding: Trump writes Netanyahu a strongly worded check
[+22] u/Ok_Environment_3618: Tomorrow will be my last trade and I’m gonna quit trading.
[+22] u/BenisSpaghetti: When the unemployment report drops, a few of you will be mentioned by name. ⭐
[+22] u/spudbro00: I still don't get how Israel has so much power and influence. Their population is only like 10 million people and their GDP is not even in the top 20.
[+21] u/abroadbroadband: Are there any wealthy sugar mama type cougars in here?
I just, I'm tired of working
Make Male Sugar Babies Great Again
[+21] u/Same-Brilliant2014: lol
Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'
[+21] u/Federal-Ad-644: BREAKING: Three of the four largest Gulf economies — Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Kuwait — are reportedly discussing withdrawing from U.S. and other international investments as the economic toll from the escalating war with Iran grows, according to the Financial Times.
Officials say “budget strains” are mounting as energy revenues decline and disruptions hit shipping and tourism across the region. As a result, some Gulf governments are considering reassessing major foreign investment commitments, including those in the United States.
Sources described the potential shift as a “precautionary measure,” but the implications could be enormous. Gulf sovereign wealth funds collectively hold more than $2 trillion in U.S. investments, meaning any pullback could send shockwaves through markets and financial institutions.
[+20] u/orsomeshitidk: Kids today won’t ever know what a vibe it was to be in 2008 with your friends, riding around listening to a lil Wayne track on a burnt cd so loud the windows are vibrating.
Too busy on their iPad. Sad.
[+20] u/hv876: CNBC headline: Stocks making the biggest move AH, Costco.
Meanwhile, Costco moves 0.26%
[+19] u/Unemployable1593: To all the chronically online internet warriors praising the might of the American military. Typing through your carpal tunnel brace, ensconced in your gaming chair, your light up keyboard sticky with Cheeto dust…
You are the *real* heros 🫡
[+19] u/IslandExact429: Everything you’re working for is so you
1. Have a roof over your head during the dark nights
2. Can enjoy a beer once a while
Don’t take this stuff too seriously
[+19] u/KittyLover-7: THE DOW IS NO LONGER 50K
[+18] u/Money_Term8366: 🥭 is such a tactical genius that he turned a quick month war to 8 weeks to now 6 months
[+18] u/retard_trader: Alex Jones wasn't lying when he said the interdimensional pedophiles were in control.
[+18] u/EvolvingDior: The stock market is 🥭's report card. We need to set up a parent/teacher conference because that retard is failing all his classes.
[+18] u/DefiantDelta: the craziest part about a special three day operation is when it lasts 6 years
[+17] u/TapIllustrious2366: She’s a 10 but she thinks overnight futes are real and not gay
[+17] u/Kattilaeikka: So the plan to stop oil price from mooning is... *checks notes*... to short the oil futures.
It's like the US Department of the Treasure was run by WSB retards.
[+17] u/jda823: Now he wants to invade Cuba? 🙄
[+17] u/Mr_Compyuterhead: I’m so tired. It’s all so pointless. Up, down, it doesn’t matter. I’ll never escape this misery of existence.
[+17] u/scooterhomeimprover: Bro can we dump already? Been like 3+ months of this BS.
[+17] u/Leather_Mention5916: America mad at europoors selling of while they chose the most corrupted and retarded president ever (twice)
[+16] u/colinr813: Dubai real estate guy on Instagram reels is in shambles
[+16] u/---Right--Tackle---: #im old enough to remember when stocks went up 👉🥹👈
[+16] u/neverturndownagain: random 3-5% GOOGL pump tomorrow would save my life 💔
[+16] u/Noble_Bastard: We were totally fucked the second that bitch started screaming about the DOW being $50,000.
That was the top for at least the next three years.
[+16] u/daedalus_dance: I swear the market is targeting me specifically the last 3 months.
[+16] u/cannythecat: Can the people celebrating the green futures last night show yourselves
[+16] u/colinr813: Trump is the American Putin
[+15] u/JayRoo83: Wait so to fix the rising oil prices thing the treasury is going to short oil futures?
And they’re announcing it in advance to the whole world?
Scott Bessent, you fucking belong here
[+15] u/DramaticCustard5209: I have a better shot with a 15 leg parlay than trying to figure w/e the fuck this market is.
[+15] u/RoyalFail6: Kristi wouldn’t have gotten fired if she looksmaxxed harder - don’t let that be u 🙂↔️
[+15] u/LarryStink: We’re at the point where they need to release another tranche of Epstein files to distract from the Iran war, which was to distract from the last tranche of Epstein files…
[+15] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: It's an interesting life, successful people are so results orientated that they are completely delusional and don't see their own priviledge/luck/out of control ego, so they never truly develop as people
But failures and suffering can lead to self development and life lessons (still rare but far more likely)
So I wonder, is it better to succeed and be basically insane/blind until death, or fail and (if you have some awareness and luck) grow into a far more conscious human being?
Yes I lost money
[+15] u/daedalus_dance: >US Treasury could unveil measures on oil futures market as energy prices rise - REUTERS
Lol the US Treasury really [does have a plan to short oil](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/view-us-treasury-could-unveil-measures-oil-futures-market-energy-prices-rise-2026-03-05/).
>"This is a very novel, think-outside-the-box move. Instead of using physical barrels to try to ease market concerns you can use futures to sell the front end of the curve and buy the back end.
I'm not touching oil with that shit but we're all in it really aren't we lol
[+15] u/rd26: Traded a bit over $500K notional value today and cleared $748. Winning. 😎
[+15] u/longGERN: Do people that wait in 1h+ car wash lines just hate their free time or? Like you can see the 10+ car lineup at 5min per wash ..
[+15] u/cannythecat: Being heavy on international stocks, my portfolio has also been bombed.
[+15] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Multiple Gulf nations are considering cancelling US investments over the special military operation in Iran."
--- Polymarket
[+15] u/barkwoofgrrr: Gotta blame Joe for something
[+15] u/OpeDefinitely: Considering that you used the word "then" rather than "than", I believe your story.
[+14] u/hallett21: We nuke Iran tonight
[+14] u/stupidber: Some of you have been wondering where I've been the last few days.
Well the black girl I've been dating is now my black girlfriend. She's been taking up a lot of my shitposting time.
This has been a u/cashflow_ update
[+14] u/NotRllytho: The job market is so bad and many things are no longer affordable with the average job. The elites want the average and the poor to battle in public markets and gamble for their chance at what was previously considered a normal life.
[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: Running on 2 hours of sleep over the last 40 hours. Only still alive because of caffeine, nicotine, and adderall.
I’m starting to hear colors
[+14] u/vanceraa: people get stressed over 1% index moves here
imagine how coked out korean degenerate gamblers are on the daily
we are not the same
[+14] u/1foxyboi: Remember when all those gooners tried to get onto area 51 to bukake alien cheeks
[+14] u/Cav829: I'm honestly surprised either side feels empowered to talk so much shit in a week where bers keep getting to the 1 and fumbling and the bols can't even get back to the 50 before having to punt.
[+14] u/vanceraa: this thread gets significantly hornier after hours and I don’t like it
[+14] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Straits of Homuz ❌
Streets of Homos ✅
[+14] u/patcakes: Anyone else feel their eyes perpetually glued to the news for the past year? Shit sucks. Bring back sleepy Joe.
[+14] u/brute-forced: Alright folks - Oil approaching $86 barrel so that means everything is going to cost more even though it already cost more due to tariffs.
That means inflation is going to at least 4% and companies will slash investments and employees to stop the bleeding.
Puts.
[+13] u/Strangerdanger8812: Is this considered social media?
[+13] u/yaboyay: Iran has been only two weeks from acquiring nukes for ~30 years. It’s real and true this time though!! Definitely not a psyop being used to control the strait of Hormuz!!
[+13] u/kalakesri: why is God slow cooking us take us out like the dinos ffs
[+13] u/yaboyay: Thank god our lord and savior 🥭 has come to save us from the nuclear threat that is Iran. They were only 2 weeks away from successfully developing weapons capable of reaching the U.S. you know… the Strait of Hormuz is completely unrelated, in fact it’s so unrelated that news about it is being censored on all social media platforms!
[+13] u/Flat_Scientist8214: 184,000 autists online on WSB monitoring the situation.
[+13] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Fuck you RDDT you piece of shit
[+13] u/Wows_Nightly_News: I like that Iran is still concerned about their world cup chances.
[+13] u/Actual_Difference617: I think AAPL’s move to introduce lower end products is at the perfect time. They can bring people into their ecosystem who are tired of microsoft’s degrading windows with each iteration and the price increases by other manufacturers like chromebooks and pcs due to RAM crunch. Apple might take a little hit in revenue for some time but will eventually I think its gonna prove to be a master stroke.
[+13] u/tombrady011235: I keep it 100 💯
(100% depressed and alone)
[+13] u/itsgodsposterchild: I don’t mean to sound racist but I’m not tipping delivery robots if they’re bringing my food or taking my order
[+13] u/hallett21: We trigger circuit breakers tonight
[+13] u/zurijer: GREEN DILDO DAY TOMORROW!!! PAMP ITTTT
[+13] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: > War on Iran cost Washington $3.7bn in first 100 hours: Report
So that's where our tax money is going
[+13] u/strip_club_dj: Percentage of people claiming to be trans jumps 600% after the US implements the draft.
[+13] u/throwawaydonaldinho: The US is gonna short Oil in a war thats gonna last to september with 30% of the global supply of a physical commodity is crippled…
This is gonna be so fucking funny boys we are memestock short squeezing Oil.
[+13] u/tugrulthelol: Proud to say I've touched some grass, no longer top 1% commenter
[+13] u/SocraticGoats: 2 hours till fake and not ghey completely honest jobs data that isnt cooked
[+13] u/cannythecat: Green futures = market open rugpull
[+13] u/soad1331: Are we going to take over the world?
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #I wish was I never born LMAO🤌
[+13] u/Usedillusion7: Did anyone overtrade today and are now having mixed feelings about what kinda cluster fuck you're going to wake up to tomorrow?
[+13] u/ThatGuyDan123: Buy something it eats shit wait for it to come back sell at break even claim victory. Winning strategy
[+13] u/Little_Top3815: Ameritards still think every overnight dump or every pump is caused by Europe because its night in mangoland 😄 education in murica must be awesome
[+13] u/MissMatriarch: I wish I was just addicted to regular gambling, instead of this.
[+13] u/zelda_kylo_leia: Just fucking hold cash. Sometimes the best way to play the game is not playing at all
[+12] u/tinydisaster: All Iran has to do is hide in a mountain or cave, lob a few shahed drones at tankers and the GCC countries to keep the region destabilized and economically unviable.
Strikes on Desalination plants, because there’s no water there, refiners who make refined products or deport stuff and it’s fragile and flammable, and denial of shipping, food gets to the region because they don’t grow things there.
When the food, water, and oil money stop flowing, the GCC countries will have problems with their Shia populations within their nations and being able to remain stable.
Mango and I word country want to create a Balkanized Iran that is bogged in internal civil war and strife; which is why nobody can say what the “plan” is. Iran is a nation of many ethnicities, many of the border regions are more aligned with their neighbors than the Persian center. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Ethnic_Map_of_Iran.png
Bombing of the cities, where the progressive people live, does not foment regime change. It’s the rural areas that are more fundamental and aligned with the religious leadership.
I don’t see this ending soon. Republicans have gotten us into yet another forever war and having lived through the previous forever wars and lost friends, I’m saddened to see the younger generation being fucked over just like my generation was 20 years ago. I can’t believe it’s all happening again and we can’t stop it.
Cash Gang, long metals and commodities.
[+12] u/barkwoofgrrr: So apparently it was the US that struck that girls school, and that was a strike right at the start of the war. It looks them minutes to monumentally fuck up and then they did a double tap on the rescuers
[+12] u/OsamaBagHolding: Turns out you can bring your account back to break even with a personal loan.
Follow me for more tips
[+12] u/Jesoo_: everybody vibe trading and acting like they know shit lmao
[+12] u/ConsiderationKey1658: 70 and sunny out today. First time I’ve been able to sun my b hole in ages.
#🍑☀️
[+12] u/Wows_Nightly_News: JD Vance puts on Polymarket is free money.
[+12] u/looool_k_libtard: Tenant at my Airbnb in Iran won’t stop calling me about something. I’m busy dickhead figure out whatever minor inconvenience you’re facing yourself.
[+12] u/yaboyay: #**JOB NUMBERS WILL BE COOKED, $690 EOD, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST REGARDS**
[+12] u/alfred250: Just a reminder: It doesn’t matter how many reasons you have for being right if you end up losing money
[+12] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Those new missiles Iran has are absolutely wild.
Meanwhile we’re sinking unarmed ships
As an American,…. We are getting absolutely dragged. There’s no way we don’t lose major credibility after this and begin to get fucked with more bc we look weak and stupid
[+12] u/Thebaxxxx: I went all in on oil futures this morning. Took a nice profit early then shorted for a quick dip. Thats when my phone died and i got wiped out. Feelsbad
[+12] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Please God let the US gov actually get short squeezed on Oil cause it would be so fucking funny.
[+12] u/Kattilaeikka: I cooked breakfast using butter instead of oil. I'm doing my part.
[+12] u/pancake_Flathouse: #TACO HAS BEEN ANOINTED BY JESUS TO ALIGHT THE SIGNAL FIRE OF ARMAGEDDON IN MY PORT
[+12] u/brute-forced: Joe Kernen is old, stupid and needs to retire
[+12] u/ckami_91: Bad jobs report: rate cuts and dump
Good jobs report: rate hikes and inflation
LMFAO
[+12] u/SpiritedVoice6248: Prove me wrong… AI is currently a product that is too unreliable to be used for business. It makes frequent errors, hallucinates numbers, and isn’t nearly reliable or accurate enough for serious business applications yet.
[+12] u/Commercial_Horror204: OIL PRICE SPIKE ==> GOOD FOR............ YES, RUSSIA.
[+12] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Am I regarded for DCAing into 0DTEs?
[+12] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Ok the new order isn’t 690 680 690 680 it’s…… 690 685 680 675 680 685 690 685 680 675 680 685 690
[+12] u/Evander85: I hate that I’m now following Korean markets
[+12] u/DoubleFamous5751: Hey kid, wanna buy some junk bonds?
[+12] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Retarded Bulls think oil prices aren’t bearish as fuck.
[+12] u/Noble_Bastard: Who the fuck is "WE".
[+11] u/Emilio___Molestevez: FLAT
FIVE FUCKING MONTHS
[+11] u/MoreOutcome8541: Who tf is this gangly ass looking kid who “transformed $1B into $5.5B” getting slopped on on X. I noticed he is basically all in on crwv — I hope he gets fucking liquidated. I will literally devote my life to his failure, I have never wanted anything so bad
[+11] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: fucking GameStomp era Apes telling people how to be responsible with their money is insanely funny.
[+11] u/Montyprice7206: Imagine the world if Obama never brutally mogged 🥭 at that dinner party 15 years ago
[+11] u/A55BAG: three days of +100$ oil and SP500 down -15% and this war is over
[+11] u/Shah_an_shah: Allow the US to set up military base - become missile sponge for the US.
[+11] u/hv876: LOL 🥭 says Cuba is next. Just leave my cigars alone, man.
[+11] u/hallett21: Let’s make Kash Patel the leader of Iran.
[+11] u/iamblicus000: Oil rising, interesting rates rising... Can't Trump give the poors who voted for him anything?
[+11] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: 🥭 hints U.S. will turn to Cuba after Iran: ‘Just a question of time’..
Where is the Oprah Winfrey "Everyone gets a car" meme but this time its "Your (country) is next! You're next!
[+11] u/AvocadoPurees: Haven't seen the files mentioned once today, its working
[+11] u/EnginrA: I don’t know what to buy anymore it’s all fucky wucky
[+11] u/yaboyay: If you’re stuck trading either bullish or bearish in this obvious kangaroo market then you need to pack it up. Red today, green tomorrow. Easy money all around.
[+11] u/Damerman: Why does orange man hate little girls so much, u think its because he is traumatized when one bit his dick?
[+11] u/Napster-mp3: If 🥭 had real balls he’d go after Kim Jung Un
[+11] u/Effective_Dog3089: Fuck my chud incel 5’8 life.
[+11] u/NunuTitobu: Plot twist, 🥭 installs Maduro as Ayatollah
[+11] u/yaboyay: If Iran wasn’t just two weeks away from developing nuclear weapons we wouldn’t have had to preemptively defend ourselves. Good thing the Board Of Peace has our backs 😌.
[+11] u/staburself321: What if JPOW just takes the fed chair with him when he leaves? Where would the new guy sit??
[+11] u/Noble_Bastard: Kind of crazy how Israel is the most powerful country in the world.
[+11] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Imagine calling an operation that will obviously last years, a "2 to 4 weeks" operation
Ahahah, only dumb Russians could
*right ?*
[+11] u/BullPropaganda: Vanilla isn't the most common flavor because it's the plainest, or the easiest
No it's the most common because it's the fuckin best.
If you don't know that you're a conformist and you'll never make money.
[+11] u/Chlo-Motion: It hasn't even been 1 year since Liberation Day and I've already grown 20 years older
[+11] u/dogs_and_stuff: Bears are punching the air rn. Only things guaranteed in life is death, taxes, and the V
[+11] u/coronanona: You thought it would be over by now didn't you?
[+11] u/TreGet234: Note to self, if oil ever drops to 20$/barrel again fullport that shit.
[+11] u/LasyKuuga: I’ve been looking at job applications at work
And my boss suddenly made a joke today asking how my job applications going.
#HE KNOWS
[+11] u/KingRegardothe2nd: CIA regime change playbook, Page 1: Throw money and weapons at poorly trained enemy of regime. Don't worry about further consequences.
There are no other pages apparently.
[+11] u/dufusmembrane: at this rate even fucking st paddys day gon be ungreen
[+11] u/ckami_91: *On April 20th, 2020 WTI crude oil went negative (-37.63) per barrel*
LMFAOOOOO
[+11] u/pussinbuuts: jobs data not just gonna be cooked it gonna be deep fried in oil
[+11] u/NegativeAlphaLLC: Jet fuel is currently trading at around $170/bbl in the US and heading higher. Most US airlines have decided to go unhedged into 2026.
#theywerenotprepared
[+11] u/BenisSpaghetti: The US's weakness is that a 10% drop in the SPY would likely stop the Iranian conflict. The current WH administration has shown that they have no conviction and will bend to the market - a la TACO.
[+11] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Oil dumping. War over.
[+11] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Andrew Tate in a Saudi prison was not on my bingo card
.
[+11] u/Pereise1: Metals doing that thing where they pump only to crash at 10am again?
[+11] u/PutzOnDonleon: Just saw this guy begging to be shot to mars. Like an open plea to anyone working for nasa. Said he has no education and his English is weak but hes willing to do anything and emphasized ANYTHING... wtf is wrong with ppl. If you read between the lines basically said he'd do ghey stuff for assisted suicide
[+11] u/im_burning_cookies: Seriously can’t believe he didn’t get the peace prize
[+11] u/binga001: Every thing that's happening on this planet, everything, is about you. The leaves falling 9ff the tree, those bombs killing those children, that prostitute twerking on the street for $2.. everything. Everytime you open Robinhood, every little candle, regarrdless, Red or Green, pops up and down for you. Everyone else from the CEO to CFO to that insider trader who is buying or selling their stocks is doing it with you in their mind. That pig you saw taking a dump, the star you read collapsed into a boack hole, Alysa winning that gold medal, that little burp of that old lady, that giant fart of that old man, birds chirping, Hyenas hunting, wolves growling, that beetle playing with that dung, that bacteria exponentially breeding in your asshole-- EVERY LITTLE THING IS FOR YOU. EVERYTHING. YES, YOU ARE THAT SPECIAL. IT'S TRUE. YOU ARE SPECIAL, ONE OF A KIND, ONE OF YOUR OWN KIND.
[+11] u/EthanRio: Bro since everyone got fulfilled with the IPO are we fucked tomorrow? They gave me all 100 shares
[+11] u/SwiftSG1: Some of your puts may die, but that’s the sacrifice I’m willing to make
[+11] u/delicious_oppai: I humbly apologize for clowning the $100 oil analyst 🤓
[+11] u/Sco_420: Jim Cramer is bullish oil. Intervention incoming.
[+11] u/mtnrnnr802: Why would Mamdani do this to us
[+11] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Welcome to WSB, fren. Your market insight will make you a valuable addition to our trading teams.
Mods, please give this man a flair: No shit, Sherlock
[+10] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: apparently I'm on track to be a billionaire by the age of 95, or Warren Buffett's age
[+10] u/SmurfStop: Why does the white house posts the cringiest shit on twitter
[+10] u/Theleniel: Actually think we're gonna go further down next weeks. This is what was not priced in: Iran in a religious manner trying to inflict maximum damage on its neighbors while going down, disrupting international oil economy and general middle-east market for several weeks to months. Boots on the ground are not easy in Iran, see terrain map.
[+10] u/AdministrativeYard: Give me confirmation bias
[+10] u/borat_he_like_you: I got into white collar crime a few years back and was able to bank around $1.4M via wire fraud. Feds caught on, but only were able to pin $600k on me. 7 years in a minimum security facility. Even got my phone in here. Annual spend less than $4k.
Meanwhile I have $800k in my brokerage account whirring away. By the time I'm free, I'll be 42M and able to retire lmao 🤌
[+10] u/Aldribuds: 🤔 we're the bad guys?
[+10] u/Independent-Tree-985: some dummy thicc men here at the gym tonight 🍑😳
[+10] u/Emilio___Molestevez: AH action is a fucking insult. don't pretend this wasn't a -1% day you piece of fucking trash
[+10] u/1foxyboi: Factually, someone in this chat loves butt stuff
[+10] u/No_Somewhere3288: Be fearful when others are fearful. Think that’s how it goes.
[+10] u/sck178: I personally think that if you make your therapist gasp audibly, that you should get like double therapy points and maybe you earn a free session.
[+10] u/Worried_Quarter469: See you in Valhalla brothers
[+10] u/WallofNarwhal: I’m so sick of being a ber. I can’t stop it, though
[+10] u/Effective_Dog3089: The dopamine I get opening my portfolio followed by an immediate cortisol spike has to be damaging my health over time.
[+10] u/yaboyay: #**THEY’RE ABOUT TO OVERCLOCK THE MONEY PRINTER FOR THIS “OPERATION”. BUY CALLS TOMORROW THIS SHIT IS BULLISH AS FUCK. JOB REPORTS WILL BE FAKE AND GAY, $695 TOMORROW EASILY. $700 MONDAY.**
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+10] u/LengthObjective2253: In 30 years the subreddit will be like Yahoo Finance. Full of old farts
[+10] u/SpiritedVoice6248: I’m in some real trouble if the rest of those epstein files come out.
[+10] u/aioliravioli: Netflix doc on how Netflix made the easiest 2 Billion ever wen?
[+10] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Mondays, Tuesdays and sometimes Wednesdays are for traders. Thursdays and Fridays are for mms positioning to obliterate your options. 😂
[+10] u/frogboyjr: so what do we think happens this weekend? Maybe US invades Taiwan
[+10] u/spreadbetfred: Everyone expecting sell off into weekend, which means inverse and we bull today.
If no societal collapse over weekend, we rip to new ATH next week.
[+10] u/Traditional_Hair_453: retards my only advice to you is not to buy the dip today
It will all go to hell in the weekend and Monday.
[+10] u/dreamer_Neet: Bring back sleepy joe pls
[+10] u/---Right--Tackle---: #I hope you retards understand that the second 🥭 declares ceasefire, oil is crashing and SPY goes vertical $710
[+10] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Dear Ameriwar, please pump this up, Europe apparently can’t be bothered today , love Europoors
[+10] u/AlexP1993: Oh boy… basically waiting for other shoe to drop on crypto. Mining is about to become unprofitable at this rate if energy costs keep rising like this. Doesn’t the US own like 300,000 BTC that it purchased while it was still over $90,000? Talk about bag holding…
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Good morning boys! How are my SPY 687 calls looking? 🤑
[+10] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Iran isn't going as planned....
Better invade Cuba
[+10] u/MrNo_Balls: I am never going to get laid
[+10] u/Hwangoutpltr: Dragging my asshole across the carpet rn 😤
[+10] u/Worried_Quarter469: A "Big Gamble": Analysts at Marex and Societe Generale warn that financial "jawboning" may only provide temporary relief if physical supply remains restricted.
Short Position Risk: If oil prices continue to rise due to the war, the Treasury would face significant financial losses on its short positions unless it uses the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) to deliver physical oil against those contracts.
Are these jokers going to bankrupt the Treasury gambling on oil futures
[+10] u/Leather_Mention5916: You have to give it to him, it did take a war but we all forget about that guy that killed himself in prison. Steinep? Epstiener?
[+10] u/TaxesRgay: Diesel was under $3 a gallon a couple weeks ago in Texas. Just filled up for $4.19
Diesel has outpaced my portfolio 10 fold.
[+10] u/College_finals: Apparently we spend already 5 billions dollars on the Iran war already. Hasn’t even been a week.
[+10] u/Salty-Bid1597: Nothing stopping him just sailing his ships back to America and leaving everyone else to clean up. It's not like Iran has ever been a direct threat to the US.
In fact that would be very on brand.
[+10] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Buy options and you will lose 20lbs within a week
[+10] u/mrjim87x: Joe camel you’re alive?
[+9] u/_TheGoogz: >U.S. has issued temporary 30-day waiver to allow sale of Russian oil stranded at sea to India to alleviate pressure on global oil market: two senior U.S. officials
Board of Peace talks going well.
[+9] u/gainsusmaximus: Always treat yourself with a nice dinner or gift after a nice win. Creates an incentive to take some profit off the table instead of being greedy
[+9] u/JakeSal10: Israeli stock market ATH. Word around the White House is that 🥭 has ordered a gigantic inflatable dreidel that will sit on the lawn as a token of our firm alliance!
[+9] u/CPA-hole: Are you supposed to put it directly inside her?
[+9] u/Basis_404_: I love how you can just look at a chart and watch the market running out of steam since October and maybe even starting a decline if you squint and the bulls are still calling for all time highs in the face of an expanding war.
[+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: Day 7 of the 3 day Special Military Operation for Peace
[+9] u/A55BAG: How long till CME removes long position from oil futures? 🤣
[+9] u/nooobbbbtrader134: I wish all my fellow regards could luck today
[+9] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I lost $400 holding shares #investor 🫦
[+9] u/lysergalien: I hate closing because I can only trade options for 3 hours out of my shift. The rest of the day I have to just rawdog this bullshit without the fantasy of getting rich and walking the fuck out of here
[+9] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Every $10 increase in oil prices raises inflation by about \~20 bps. $95/BBL would mean roughly \~3.2% inflation. The last time oil hit $150/BBL the economy collapsed in 2008. GG
[+9] u/colinr813: I wonder what Israel’s plan for American allegiance is once the Boomers aren’t in power
[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Lmao. Woman called into Mad Money and told Cramer she bought HOOD at 145
[+9] u/retard_trader: Remember when they said Russia was running out of missiles and drones.... They're saying the same thing about Iran.....
[+9] u/AvocadoPurees: My gym crush saw me looking at futes between sets 😔
[+9] u/itsgodsposterchild: Everything is telling me to buy puts but knowing my luck, we’ll hit 700 next week
[+9] u/dbgtboi: Bruh how tf are you so bad at your job that you get fired by the 🥭
[+9] u/Strong_Cheesecake394: Iran is saving a lot of money by not having to use GPS to launch their missiles. They just toss em up there like me lighting fireworks on the 4th when I am drunk.
[+9] u/SzBaptiste26: Friday always ends green
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: US grants waiver to allow India to buy Russian oil amid Iran war
This is fucking embarrassing, they were buying anyway 😂
[+9] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: God damn this war was not thought out
[+9] u/pootenanner: It’s so funny like really funny because right now I’m reminiscing about all the bols saying 🥭 would be good for markets. Oh just about around 2024 or so it was
[+9] u/pootenanner: Tesla chart looks ripe and juicy for some puts. But I will not do it, no I will not.
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #I fucking hate life. LMAO🤌
[+9] u/EyeSea7923: Oil prices are going higher, maybe the highest the world has ever seen.
[+9] u/Realistic_Manner238: If this market can’t string together 2 straight red days after a week like this week. There’s no stopping it…it’s heading higher
[+9] u/SmurfStop: Middle east thinking about pulling investment from US. Will SPY need a crash cart tomorrow?
[+9] u/Commercial_Horror204: RUSSIAN ASSET HELPED RUSSIA TREMENDOUSLY, AGAIN
[+9] u/Noble_Bastard: BREAKING NEWS: The DOW is no longer $50,000
[+9] u/MuricanWisecrack: im getting the goosebumps when i think that now the iranian regime will certainly not fall but just fuckup and murder their opposition youth even more, prophylaktically.
Thats the most likely outcome.
and here in europe we get again double-dildo by everything.
Just drive ya 2 Carriers to the Middleeast, other side of the globe, fuckup everything, than leave appruptly "lalalala we won, we best, 15/10 performance" and leave Refugees, Economic crisis, Energy Crisis, local instability, Reconstruction .. to Europe.
Thanks mate. Lets fuckin do a plan how to actually topple a fuckin government, next time?
Damnit. guess that wasnt even what was wanted? Otherwise: Seriously, wtf? This stupid?
[+9] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: No one is hiring, no one has a job, no liquidity, no credit, war and global conflicts, lunatic running this country = Calls 🚀
[+9] u/wyudtix: bols are fcked. Red day tomorrow
[+9] u/lysergalien: When I think something is gonna go a certain way but I feel unsure and hesitate, it usually goes the way I anticipated and I miss out on huge profits. But as soon as I actually have conviction in a play it goes the opposite way. So if I have conviction I need to inverse, and if I don't then go all in?
[+9] u/SquirtleStomp: Why would we invade Cuba? Those sandwiches are that good????
[+9] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Is u/teamyg banned from this sub or something? They started spamming the daily thread on r/stocks now lmao
[+9] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Surely Robinhood filled us all because we’ve been on our best behavior and haven’t been IPO flipping riiiiight?
[+9] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: 2026 so bad right now, I even started saying thank you
[+9] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I need to be locked up, for murdering my portfolio several times
[+9] u/tinydisaster: I love that some grain bulker just Leeroy Jenkinsd his ship through the strait and out.
Name of the ship was the Iron Maiden
https://youtu.be/RvEw2WEUY_s
https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:729643/mmsi:538010225/imo:9691149/vessel:IRON%20MAIDEN
[+9] u/eoiioe: Okay, we might see crude 90 today
[+9] u/SirLunchALotOfRice: Friday dump day but gonna load up on calls because surely something good will happen on the weekend
[+9] u/winterfnxs: Wsb thinks it's a red day so it must be green
[+9] u/Level_Counter3062: There is an argument somewhere right now about whether to cook the job numbers high to make things look great or cook them lower to boost rate cut odds
[+9] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: RIP to anyone that was crazy enough to short oil
[+9] u/NegativeAlphaLLC: The Fed : Inflation is transitory
The US : This will be a quick operation
Oil bears : Time to short oil
[+9] u/RedDreadsComin: 3 different comments mentioning prolapsing in the last like 5 minutes. You freaks okay?
[+9] u/TreGet234: US just going crazy if they go after cuba next... rules based global order dead in the water. Completely new regime where might makes right.
Calls on gold...
[+9] u/dash_trash4255: Mission Accomplished banner to be raised any day now
[+9] u/jda823: It makes you wonder how much the market would've fell if this were pre computer trading
[+9] u/watisdat: Absolute cinema of a week. Losing money but I am entertained at least.
[+9] u/Odd_Hair3829: It really feels like the current wh occupant is going to destroy the economy. I hope things go well over there for everyone - it’s just ceaseless picking fights with everyone Cuba Spain etc - why do people think this party is good for the economy
[+9] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Trump Suggests Cuba May Be Next in Line for U.S. Intervention
[+9] u/EyeSea7923: Bought this random Canadian company end of the year called QIMCF, still have no idea what they do, up 146% YTD though, so I'm proud of them.
[+9] u/Rinolboss: Oh god futes are green
[+9] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: SLVR making four 5% moves in one day, fking nauseating.
[+9] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: You guys think you're stupid. Check out the forex sub.
[+9] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Bondi will get canned next.
[+9] u/OptionsHuduga: Tomorrow all the tards in this sub will eagerly wait and watch the employment report as they sit at home unemployed.
[+9] u/kalakesri: this mf is going to lose a B2 in a regarded way
[+9] u/teh_herper: #What regarded announcement that definitely isn't to manipulate the markets are they gonna make again today
[+9] u/lysergalien: Me trading stocks: "if only I could get paid to do this!"
[+9] u/Hot_Sacks: Bers wake up and choose violence
[+9] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Gulf countries in talks to significantly reduce US investments.
[+9] u/Mcluckin123: How many of the posts here are bots posting bullish sentiment to have retail continue to post a bid on the assets that institutions and ultra high nw individuals are silently exiting .. it’s fascinating. This is a generational shorting opportunity
[+9] u/tgff333: Taking notes from Putin
[+8] u/LarryStink: We're having a boy in September. Im thinking of naming him Fully. Middle name levered.
[+8] u/csr8765: Crypto had one bear market bounce yesterday and you had all the cryptards throwing out $1 million corn targets again 🤣🤣🤣 right back down she goes
[+8] u/Embarrassed_Try1055: I have been transferring my profit to my bank every week. It feels like work and also rewarding.
[+8] u/B2BContinuum: Switch to your corporate voice and persona next time you argue with your gf
[+8] u/throwawaydonaldinho: So… Oil shorts? How tf is White House gonna “intervene Oil prices vis futures”. Wtf are they planning?
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: They are letting the air out of this market extremely slowly. They don’t want to scare the fuck out of everybody by letting it drop too fast. It’s pretty interesting.
[+8] u/LongCucumber3710: Chamath is proof that having a billion dollars won’t save you from being a bitch ass cunt
[+8] u/natalie_merchant_fan: how many times can the strait close? for real this time
[+8] u/throwawaydonaldinho: This is fucking hilarious, short squeezing the government on a global commodity. Lets get it retards.
[+8] u/Fun_Cartographer_431: one day It goes up the next day it goes down then up then down im going all in tmrw on whatever the fuck and profiting from the loop
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: CVNA being up 14 pts is criminal and comical
[+8] u/Usedillusion7: I'm not saying all the bols on this app are gay but their boyfriends definitely are.
[+8] u/StrangeInsanity: I hear ICE Barbie got fired?
[+8] u/Agitated-Contract-11: Kristi gets "fired" and hired. Does she get to keep her jets and Corey? And her blankey?
[+8] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: 670 or 690 tomorrow I didn’t make the rules
[+8] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I need to be locked up, for murdering my portfolio several times
[+8] u/Send_Lawyers: All this doom scrolling bout the war bumming out. I’m out homies. Positions BNO 40c 3/20. I reckon by next Friday they will be around $5 itm.
Not sure what $100 oil will do to the economy. But nothing good. Winning when people are suffering sucks. It’s way more fun to hit all time highs because everyone is winning. Grabbing a boat load on puts today does not spark joy.
[+8] u/andytobbles: One of the most impressive things you’ll see in life is a woman with an absolute dump truck built in the gym. Thank god for women 🥹
[+8] u/DragonFruit-_-777: 🥭 actually might be bad at war how are you still fighting with Iran cmon you can do better LOL
[+8] u/SquirtleStomp: This war is boring now, when's the next major historical event 🥱
[+8] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: What are we thinking for tomorrow?
[+8] u/xbitxfatxstonkx: Bro. I been buying the SPY dips for weeks 😞 where's 700 damnit.
[+8] u/diefy7321: You know ur company is cooked when they start bringing back retired folks to run the company smh
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: Ran out of 🅱️uying 🅿️ower, again
[+8] u/Bazzer82: My boots are on the ground, in your mom's bedroom.
[+8] u/neutralpoliticsbot: there are only 195 countries in the world at this pace we might liberate everything by Christmas
[+8] u/IJstDntKnwShtAnymore: I am 7,000 km away from Iran but it feels like my wallet is being bombed by yanks everytime I fill up my car. This shit is so dumb.
[+8] u/Bill-Imaginary: i had my biggest gaining day ever this week, immediately followed by my biggest loss in a day. wtf is wrong with me
[+8] u/Little_Top3815: Yours retarded pedo 🥭 drag random countries in the war
And also how the fuck is possible retarded Barron is most successful trader? Why nobody talking about this shit when it’s obvious what’s going on
US market deserve to take big shit like really big shit
[+8] u/vandalofnation: If you dont buy the dip today, how are we going to capitulate on monday? Do your part!
[+8] u/yatruthordare: oil go up, dollar go up, bonds go down, stocks go down
[+8] u/MaxEhrlich: Mannnn, can’t MU just go up to like 600 as every idiot online has been convincing me it will.
[+8] u/Several_Bread_9144: Oil causes inflation inflation causes recession recession causes market to go down LMAO
[+8] u/Shah_an_shah: At the last minute, the U.S. withdrew from the exercise and torpedoed the Iranian vessel, then reportedly refused to rescue the survivors, leaving the Sri Lankan Navy to recover bodies from the water. - 🥭admin operating like thugs
[+8] u/Haikoe: So much price action in Europe, today is going to be a bloodbath
[+8] u/Level_Counter3062: Morning early birds, let's get this worm
[+8] u/throwawaydonaldinho: If you arent buying Oil right now what are you even doing?
We are gonna short squeeze the Fed and you wanna just watch?
[+8] u/R1ckyB0bby_: Everything is ~~computer~~ oil
[+8] u/SmurfStop: The pumping and dumping will continue until morale improves
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Oil going +5% every day lol
[+8] u/yaboyay: 1 btc = 1 btc = 1 dookie
[+8] u/definatelynotme321: Oh boy they’re about to take a shit in my breakfast cereal aren’t they
[+8] u/decjr06: Sleepy Joe made the gas expensiver again 😡
[+8] u/legible_print: Instacart lets you choose your banana
[+8] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Jonesing for a sleeve of ritz crackers rn
[+8] u/jda823: Can't wait til we get to see how the Kospi takes the news
[+8] u/thrillho145: Bring back Biden's market
[+8] u/XorAndNot: Today was definitely one of the stock market days
[+8] u/definatelynotme321: The Dow is at 50k!!!!!!!!…. Wait
[+8] u/xsystxsyst: ELON IF YOU SEE THIS…
PUMP TSLA TOMORROW
THANK YOU
[+8] u/nyse25: crazy what COVID is doing to this market
[+8] u/LarryStink: The operation is going so well that the government is going to short oil futures
[+8] u/vanceraa: if MRVL holds this price i’ve tripled my port +35k
ofc it’ll be at close price by mkt open
[+8] u/vanceraa: crude futures is the new VIX
[+8] u/JayRoo83: SPY 690 open because we hired more janitors and hotel workers than expected
[+8] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: Loaded up on some puts at the end of the day fuck you spy going to jump to the new all-time high tomorrow aren't you
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: Logic says to sell before the weekend. So of course they will make it go up to fuck all those puts
[+8] u/Christiano97: Puts are 100% going to be .01 tomorrow 🤣
[+8] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: The morale will continue until beatings improve
[+8] u/MuricanWisecrack: everything is fine, its just that
we are kind of in indirect WW3
i sit in europoor and my gas rose already 20%
putin said we get no more gaz
qatar has no more gaz
the strait is anyways blocked
ahh and did i mention that my portfolio is bleeding from eyes, ears, nose, mouth and likely it leaks from the ass, too?
thanks stable geniuses. Great. This is how the world should be in 2026. Complete shameless hillbilly Law of the strongest.
[+8] u/Zeppu: We will call the recession the Netanyahu Recession.
[+8] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: I hope ur puts expire out of the money and that ur food goes rotten in the fridge
[+8] u/Commercial-District1: The combination of hot McDonald’s French fries and regular Coke is glorious.
[+8] u/Attorney_Outside69: I'm finally back in here after a 2 year hiatus 💪🏽💪🏽🥂🥂🥂
[+8] u/bea-xoxo-123: 1 more day of work guys and then this weekend we can chill
[+8] u/Noble_Bastard: If this flips red again tomorrow, I'm buying calls for the weekend.
It's only a matter of time before 🥭 asks Israel if he can end the war to stop the market slide.
[+8] u/Lazy_Camera2231: bought puts, spy bears, I’m with you ❤️
[+8] u/kairepaire: TSLA proving to be the safe haven
[+8] u/Latrodectus1990: Only green colour today we will see is UNH and petrol stocks
[+8] u/MaxEhrlich: I’m 500 shares of MU, just gotta convince myself to not run away with a loss and hold for another 2 weeks until earning. This clown show needs to disappear
[+8] u/IntentionExotic1034: War is bullish unless there’s no clear way to victory . It’s feeling more and more like predicting a cornered animal
[+8] u/PieEconomy8476: The Zionist stock exchange is up 82% YTD…
[+8] u/colinr813: We probably pump tomorrow to set the bool trap then Clifford next week
[+8] u/jda823: Crude oil over 84.
This is gonna get spicy
[+8] u/TinaMangat: Marvell technology had a great earning!
[+8] u/barkwoofgrrr: Nah supporters of this try to avoid saying "war" since war wasn't declared formally even though it's the same fucking thing
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: you all better wrap up
this market has AIDS
[+7] u/Preachey: Sold my puts today at +75%, they would've been +200% if I'd held to the top but hey profit is profit.
Sitting out tonight, I have no idea which way it's going to flop.
[+7] u/Training_Baker5454: Going to full port weekly puts tomorrow. Expect a cease-fire announcement this weekend.
[+7] u/KindlyTie6602: My co workers think I have irritable bowel syndrome because I go to the bathroom so much. I really just want to avoid them.
[+7] u/borat_he_like_you: #Jim Cramer told me to buy Reddit, Palantir, and Nvidia lmao and now I'm broke
[+7] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Imagine making money in this market
[+7] u/ZealousidealSector19: The futures are so fake it is unreal
[+7] u/TickTockTaudit: I matched with a sexy Cuban and she’s coming by my shop tomorrow to introduce herself. If the Cubans are sending a spy to seduce me, I’m afraid I’ll be coughing up every secret I have related to heavy equipment rental. If she gives good bjs, I’ll admit that some of our diesel expense goes in my personal truck.
[+7] u/kellyk311: Maybe the real war was the friends we made along the way.
[+7] u/toost1cky: I'm highly diversified in SLV and SMCI
[+7] u/Level_Counter3062: You are welcome bulls I sold my GLD today
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Some women are so beautiful mayne. And they are nice to talk to as well. Goddayum . But my heart only belongs to the bipolar baddies. A modern tragedy.
Puts on unh
[+7] u/Slow-Information-847: Oil will only go up. The war addict can't stop bragging how good B2 is and how many bombs dropped everyday. He has no mention when and how to escort the ships.
[+7] u/klippklar: Taco tariffs trigger a 40% drop the moment they’re announced, yet stabbing yourself in the dick with a fish knife by starting an unwinnable war that destabilizes the entire Middle East only nudges you to just below ATH. The market really is a fantasy world.
[+7] u/LongCucumber3710: Fuck this shit I’m shorting SGOV
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: I'll say it:
Dunks in the NBA aren't impressive
They're not jumping that high relative to their height
There's a "dunk" for ya. I'm dunking on these dunkers.
[+7] u/JakeSal10: In all honesty quite happy I’ll be banned for a week. Probably will force me to focus on stuff that’s really important
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: What better way to end the week than getting fucked by theta
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Can't a man ever wake up to a market in his favor?! FUCK!
[+7] u/cryptobugle: Ww3 and global oil crises still not enough to convert you Bols?
[+7] u/Latrodectus1990: Everything is dying
Guys stop this please
[+7] u/dyler13: Oil is $85. How can she flat?
[+7] u/AnxiousFrame6696: Trump just called it 50k DOW was the top for the next 4 years.
congratz bers
[+7] u/Bryzera: The stock market learned me many valuable life lessons such as always inverse yourself
[+7] u/Clear-West747: “Cuba action could happen within weeks”
…if they refuse to rename to Tetrahedrona
[+7] u/Cold_Respond_7656: Suarez cracking jokes behind mango
[+7] u/NewDawn101: Cubs is now 6 weeks away from obtain nuclear weapons
[+7] u/Polysorbate800: Market is putting on a masterclass in bagholding distribution
[+7] u/hallett21: 20 point drop incoming
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Red pre market red open orange president
[+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: Could This middle East war cause a global economic downturn?
[+7] u/AwkwardNovel7: is NVDA gonna pump tomorrow?
[+7] u/OpeDefinitely: about to pop off and insulate my rim joists
[+7] u/Cav829: You have to stay invested or else you'll just lose everything to inflation, but if your portfolio goes to $0 inflation can't do anything to it.
[+7] u/itslevi: Thats better than 80% of this sub tbf
[+7] u/account_not_active: no doubt we are green tomorrow.
[+7] u/YNeverWAlone: Trickle-down violent imperialism.
[+7] u/dyler13: SPY literally down tree fiddy at close and yall be wildin. Wake me up when it hits $660
[+7] u/LadderAdmirable: Praying tomorrow opens green so that I can buy weekend puts.
[+7] u/Get_dat_money: Green futes, don't trust em.
[+7] u/soad1331: Market is just too uncertain for me to be doing all this right now. I think I need to step aside for awhile. Anyway, puts or calls tomorrow?
[+7] u/D1finalboss: Everything is going to zero including my sperm count
[+7] u/pootenanner: BUT HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: MSFT doing a lot of heavy lifting for me this week
[+7] u/colinr813: YEEAAHHH BABY FUTES ARE .07% IN THE GREEN LETS GOOOO
[+7] u/somewhere_cool: Oil prices not seen since today
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: You guys remember when retards bought OKLO at 180 LMAO.
Literally the shack from wolf of wallstreet.
[+7] u/beachsandwichen: There’s a fucking war going on and we’re up .96% over the last 5 trading days LMAO
[+7] u/borat_he_like_you: Elon Musk is a fraud and colonizing other planets is a scam
Space is not safe
Just stay on Earth if you don't want to die
[+7] u/SquirtleStomp: Its funny that after we bombed iran, Mia Khalifa started trending on the Hub again lmao
[+7] u/-TrueFacts-: If in 20 years only like 2 percent of people have a job, that 2 percent will have to be paid VERYYYYY well, if there's an option to just masturbate and live on UBI. Those few workers will be obscenely well paid, while the rest of us will be living on insect protein bars and recycled piss water.
Thank you for your attention.
[+7] u/jaimelannista: How do I stop paper handing winners like a little bitch
[+7] u/stupidber: Bond market getting yippy
[+7] u/Carfar_Farcar: Gonna turn off notifications and spend the day playing Pokopia, regardless what position I take it'll end up red anyway so fuck it I'ma build me a cool village instead.
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: Buying puts tmr morning 🦅🦅🦅🦅
[+7] u/mks_csw: 2027 will be my year in the market, i feel it
[+7] u/_dudehangsdong: Call holders putting on clown makeup
[+7] u/BAShelley: Oil up, I'd expect today to be another rough day for the SPY and IWM
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: 🥭 will soon realize that the spice must flow
[+7] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: RELEASE THE DAILY THREADSTEIN FILES!
[+7] u/noicedeb8r: Glad I didn’t buy calls eod
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: Tell me your the Great Satan without saying you're the Great Satan
[+7] u/Apprehensive-Okra994: I need to poop , but i am in the car
[+7] u/im_burning_cookies: If we give away the stock scoreboard and comment leader board can we have gifs and emojis like other subreddits ? The stock board is a fucking waste..
[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Any female wants to talk, dm me!
Edit: LOL
[+7] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: everyone that joined in 2019 and after can suck a fucking dick. fuck you.
[+7] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Green premarket=puts
Red premarket=calls
[+7] u/Fast_Signature7684: check futus 0,5% up, 2 hours later red fk this sht
[+7] u/Commercial-District1: So the Iranian ship that was torpedoed was in no way a threat?
[+7] u/Salty-Bid1597: Yeah but they needed some cool video for their press conference.
[+7] u/InIce1234: Maybe the best setup Bulls ever had since black monday 1987. Beautiful for Bull.
[+7] u/frogboyjr: get Barron to start day trading oil futures, he will probably pay off the national debt
[+7] u/Beautiful-Ad-4141: Meanwhile, russia is rubbing hands together in a yellow suit behind a tree looking at these oil prices
[+7] u/katrav86: i trade smart. i bought 25 shares of spy and sold them for $60 in profit. bought a snickers bar and deposited the rest in my savings account
[+7] u/SmurfStop: Is there an app to meet rich old gilfs who are about to croak. Need to make $$$
[+7] u/yaboyay: It’s so goddamn bearish in here, I’m dumping everything ($400) into calls at open
[+7] u/guy_cloutier: OK I fold. I will say thank you.
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: You’d think I was made of A-5 Wagyu the way these MM’s tracking my trades and chewing on my ass
[+7] u/aftherith: There are folks in here that think there are men in offices thinking up ways to take their $500. Nah, bro we are just dumb and put it in their account while they are out golfing.
[+7] u/hallett21: Most of you will not fare well during 🥭 3rd term.
[+7] u/Contango_withme: I identify as an ITM option 💅🏻
[+7] u/Disconn3cted: I love you, bitch. I ain't ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.
[+7] u/probably-ck: Why the fuck is my US Aerospace & Defense ETF falling?
[+7] u/Heineken_500ml: Red everyday this market sucks
[+7] u/colinr813: I think we can go ahead and call it, bears are fucked.
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: Can we get one of those “100% verified” leaks that Iran wants peace today also
[+7] u/Little_Top3815: Puts will print bigly today and monday I was never ever more comfy with holding it 💪🏻
[+7] u/ckami_91: BAGHOLDERS ASSEMBLEEEEEE
[+7] u/Poor_Life-choices: Morgan Stanley would appreciate you retail fucks hold the bags. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/HonestScar7176: I don’t know boys. Don’t think this one is recovering today.
[+7] u/Chopteeth: the current Amazon Shopping outage is likely related to a third party reseller pricing supply chain attack that forced Amazon to take their own pricing and checkout systems offline. buckle up
[+7] u/beachsandwichen: My wife almost caught me watching nba
[+7] u/SaveTheAles: This what happens when you try and copy that one Russian kid in your classes homework. You get your refineries blown up.
[+7] u/Largeshmarge: Shit piss ass cum barf fuck
[+7] u/ckami_91: Imagine being a bull
LMAOO
[+7] u/jda823: Use a comma after "Chat" next time please.
[+7] u/deandotcom: We probably dump tomorrow to set the ber trap then shrek next week.
[+7] u/DMT1703: March will be a month of supreme inflations simply because of Israel and USA can't wait for a nearly 90 year old man to die of natural cause lmao.
Oh yeah the Israelis are also trying targeting Turkey next for their next target.
I wonder if this time Article 5 will actually "active" because of Israel.
[+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Why can’t we ban countries that dump overnight from our stock market? Wouldn’t that make number go up?
[+7] u/SwiftSG1: Iranians can hide in the mountains and occasionally take an interview to accuse 🌮 of war crimes. No way to win this.
[+7] u/Latrodectus1990: Are you rdy for giga drop?
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: Let’s ride SPY to ZERO
[+7] u/Effective_Dog3089: The dopamine I get opening my portfolio followed by an immediate cortisol spike has to be damaging my health over time.
[+7] u/skarfbeaulonee: I'm sleeping naked tonight. Also my doors are unlocked if anyone wants to break in.
[+7] u/_Rexfest_: I hate feeling like the richest man alive after having 1 good week. Need to remember to stay humble and focused otherwise I’m gonna blow this again
[+7] u/NotMe357: "Futures just won't stay down. Yet it is difficult to imagine oil not spiking through the weekend UNLESS the Presiden opens the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. It is NOT a sign of weakness."
--- Jim Cramer
[+7] u/daedalus_dance: I think you're directionally correct, but the uncertainty isn't about Iran its about the extent of damage Iran can do to trade partners in the Gulf and general destabilization of the region, including the large economy and NATO ally of Turkey.
[+7] u/arothen: There is a war in middle East and you're not balls deep into oil? Pathetic.
[+7] u/jda823: Being ber and being in a ber market is like trading on easy mode. I always wondered what it's like to be bol and get free money every day. Now I know.
[+7] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: There was a period in the spring of 2020 where NVDA would reliably rip 3%+ every single Friday morning. Happened like 10 straight weeks.
I’d make awful trades all week and then triple up on some NVDA credit debit spreads I’d bought Thursday night.
If I’d just bought and held the shares one of those times I’d be a damn millionaire by now.
[+7] u/_dCkO: Who wants to kiss about it
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: 100/100 shares this shit is going to $0 😭
[+7] u/Aldribuds: Listen to your mech elves, hold off on the trip
[+6] u/borat_he_like_you: 2030+ on Reddit:
I love my sex robot and want to get rid of my wife/gf. How do I get started?
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: I’m short 4000 barrels of oil. AMA.
[+6] u/hallett21: We haven’t had a good China tariff in a while lol
[+6] u/OpeDefinitely: elon is weird, i think we should banish him
[+6] u/GuyFaulks77: My $690 calls gonna print tomorrow lfg
[+6] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: I did not see this one coming.
From FT - Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, and Qatar are discussing pulling back from U.S. and other investments as the toll from this regional war with Iran mounts.
[+6] u/Outside_Empty: Need to triple my money fast. Somebody give me an investment vehicle that returns 300%. SPY 0DTE’s seems like my best bet here
[+6] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Cathie Wood pulled up next to me at the light and was bumping Ludacris - Act a Fool. Signaled to roll down her window and she said she was late to bible study then ran the red.
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: Sometimes you have to blow in her butthole to make it happen
[+6] u/Snoo23417: Maybe there is a god after all. And he's a total maniac.
Getting high and enjoying this shit.
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Global nuclear war, alien invasion, sex robots in space how will all this affect my calls.
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: im tired of diggin, grampa
[+6] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Just dump the shit, we know this friday is a red day 😵💫
[+6] u/Chlo-Motion: "SoftBank eyes up to $40 billion loan to fund OpenAI investment"
Truly regarded, the Michael Saylor of AI
[+6] u/Quick_Rent_Now: Took my account down 37% to up 2%. Lmao with this market
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: Imagine not winning your D.A.R.E. Essay contest in the 5th grade LMAO 🦁
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: Everyone suddenly remembering gold is actually logical
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I just know my coworker is a ber. He’s always extra happy on red days.
[+6] u/aegiroth: a thousand years of chop
[+6] u/Historical_Bother274: Sold everything and now im hoping the war continues so I can buy back cheaper, do stocks make me a bad human?
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: “The Trump administration is ruling out deploying the Treasury Department to trade oil futures for now”
“The administration is also hesitant to tap the Strategic Petroleum Reserve right away because it was heavily utilized under former President Joe Biden, leaving it now only about 60% full,”
[+6] u/Unemployable1593: for now doing some heavy lifting
[+6] u/Hefty-Ad2809: missing bidens 22-24 market a lil too much rn. that deserves a drink
[+6] u/H_o: $77k premium pocketed so far this year, $39.7k more coming in the next 45 DTE or so... thank you all
(down like $600k ish from ATHs)
[+6] u/TequilaTrader: I’m fairly confused with this market
[+6] u/aywwts4: Comex is raising energy/oil/gas/freight margin requirements tomorrow and dropping Gold/Silver/Palladium \~3-4%
[https://www.cmegroup.com/content/dam/cmegroup/notices/clearing/2026/03/chadv26-095.pdf](https://www.cmegroup.com/content/dam/cmegroup/notices/clearing/2026/03/chadv26-095.pdf)
Oil should see downward pressure but who knows if its enough to actually lower prices compared to the kinetic reality.
But I trade gold and generally instability like wars sees flights TO PMs, while instead we have been bleeding. I theorized this was a liquidity crisis as folks liquidated to cover margin requirements elsewhere. This confirms my theory a bit. I expect upward price movement tomorrow.
[+6] u/SquirtleStomp: Weren't we supposed to be escorting these ships through the strait
[+6] u/HistoricalComeBack: I have puts for tomorrow that I held in disbelief and tilt so I can ensure 200% it will be a green day tomorrow. Mark this post
[+6] u/EnginrA: I have $1.2 million left what options should I buy
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: cult stocks are crazy
$IREN about to dilute a full 40% of its market cap and motherfuckers be buying
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I’ve said this for a while, If you aren’t making money in this market just quit.
Frankly this is some of the easiest chop/whipsaw action I’ve ever traded.
[+6] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Living like a King on credit card debt.
[+6] u/Commercial-District1: I’m at Disneyland, just fyi
[+6] u/SPYto999: Job data tomorrow fake and ghey.
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: I’m retarded. I’m also high as fuuuuq. 🤌
[+6] u/SquirtleStomp: Europe and Asia are green which means gay bers r fuk for the next 6 months
[+6] u/Sco_420: Jim Cramer bullish oil and bearish equities. Happy days.
[+6] u/DriftWoodBarrel: People say to stay away from 0dtes and short term plays, but I don't know how to invest responsibly. Everytime I feel like I'm doing D&D, following what anaylists say I lose half my portfolio buying expensive far dated options that I end up bag holding. Odtes are much more work but if something isn't working out I just sell and it's impossible to lose.
[+6] u/TheoryInttro: It's worse. He's managed to create Shia/Sunni unity in places where the sectarian violence was a hobby and a way of life.
[+6] u/DriftWoodBarrel: My play for tomorrow is
SPY put 675 for 3/6
SPY call 690 3/13
[+6] u/Cold_Respond_7656: War power vote fails in house…
[+6] u/nordik1: don’t worry boys i’m back from my ban and im still down 23%
[+6] u/Andthesuch: We're pumping tomorrow, right? 😅🥲
[+6] u/Unemployable1593: Raise a glass to freedom
[+6] u/Send_Lawyers: https://x.com/jimcramer/status/2029688341336138222?s=46
Inverse Cramer
[+6] u/borat_he_like_you: Data about the jobs market and the unemployment rate is fucking bullshit numbers. A lot of people are losing their jobs
[+6] u/FutureSage: I better wake up to SPY +1% or I’ll be very upset 😠.
[+6] u/Montyprice7206: Just got a double smash burger that came with “fancy fries” for 25 dollars
The fancy fries were just regular fries and this economy is cooked 😫
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: I'm single handedly keeping this economy afloat by sucking off all the countless numbers of wealthy Korean businessmen who come through LAX and yet not one person has thanked me for it.
[+6] u/watisdat: Jan 16 was my last good day. 😞
[+6] u/broke_person: Can't believe futures green for once
[+6] u/Eaglesfan1297: I'm the proud owner of 3 shares of robinhood ventures 🥳
[+6] u/Fuck_boy3456: 150/150. Am I cooked?
[+6] u/mike_from_here: My FBI guy told my market maker guy I had calls today, this is why we’re red atm
[+6] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Wow it keeps climbing
[+6] u/ckami_91: *US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s plan to combat oil prices surging is betting billions on shorting oil futures..*
Bulls.. prepare anoos
LMFAOOO
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: am i regarded for holding 1dte 679p overnight
[+6] u/Ziz23: is amazon down bearish because no orders or bullish because no returns?
[+6] u/Icy-Motor-8519: Common Marvell, just mention POET a few times. 😘
[+6] u/borat_he_like_you: [Insert women's name here] is an evil woman. She acquired her wealth through a very controversial & highly contested divorce... I know that because I'm the guy in that divorce!!
[+6] u/jda823: Red already? Fuck , I thought they would hold it green for a while
[+6] u/Montyprice7206: We have just launched Operation: Michael Burry 📈
[+6] u/SeliciousSedicious: Can I contract schizophrenia now?
[+6] u/brute-forced: China is going to act very soon. Their oil and products are being held up in the straight of Hormuz.
[+6] u/Aldribuds: I'll sleep when I'm dead ❄️
[+6] u/MeYouThemEveryone: What are the odds on a “special operation” boots on the ground invasion after market close to clear out the old leadership and out before market open Monday?
[+6] u/MagJack: hasnt made sense in years
[+6] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Hopefully GOOG wakes up
[+6] u/SocraticGoats: Hoping Sydney Sweeny plans a friendly takeover of my underpants.
[+6] u/ThetaGrim: Okay I've given back to this community a lot in the form of selling options for you idiots to buy. Now I'm cashing in my karma and asking what stock will go up 50% minimum tomorrow. I'll know if you're lying.
[+6] u/Fkthisst93: Why we pumping tho. Fake as fuck
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: AMZN easiest buy of my life same with AVGO
[+6] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: You guys act like I’m going to let world war 3 happen
[+6] u/michaelis999: imagine being so pathetic in life that you just can't shut the fuck up to lose a few pounds without drugs
[+6] u/Coinifyquestion: U/cashflow is out apparently
[+6] u/Pete26l96: Can't help buy laugh at UNH and NVO investors.
Maybe it's just the cult over at value investing, but I've never seen such a group of insecure and petty individuals. Every time UNH or NVO moved up a little the past year I would get a notification on some comment I made 6 months ago, or someone would ping me with u/ or message me to say something like "Feeling like an idiot now are we".
For some reason this was specific only to any comments I made about UNH or NVO, and it happened frequently.
[+6] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: The reason why Microsoft, Amazon, Alphabet, and Meta (as well as Oracle) stocks are down and will stay down because they are spending jaw-dropping money on data centers
+$700 billion this year alone
[+6] u/AdministrativeYard: Spotify increased their subscription to 12.99$ per month WTF
[+6] u/No_Skirt_4689: Tomorrow’s the day, right guys? SPY $700 for real this time. Right?
[+6] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Theres a months worth of Oil in there for domestic demand. It wont do shit to global prices.
[+6] u/DMT1703: So will we have "paper oils" at this stage ?
Will this fucking USA government fuck up the global market again ?
Find out it next week cause so far we will only have fake economic data to try and cope about the realities.
[+6] u/Fine-Doughnut-2109: Why does everything happen outside market hours?
[+6] u/hubblebubble7: Can’t believe that there are people/algos buying the pre market dip
[+6] u/lipmanz: Dow joins the red ytd party
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: Ever since the Dow went below 50k, the world has gone to shit…coincidence? I think not 🧐
[+6] u/PutzOnDonleon: Kind of wild how many ppl here who trade dont understand why Iran hasn't destroyed our market vs. Ukraine/Russia. Iran has been disconnected from our markets for decades via sanctions. Meaning we buy nothing from them.. like its illegal to. Ukraine/Russia we bought tons of stuff agricultural products, industrial products, various commodities etc. Pretty simple bro. Its not a conspiracy
[+6] u/ahh_chuu: we have been flat since november
[+6] u/Bigamungus: Why else would they have it open?
[+6] u/michaelis999: the amount of crackheads in this sub telling people how the market will move tomorrow is remarkably flabbergasting
[+6] u/borat_he_like_you: My girlfriend showed up today in the funniest shirt across her chest: I may be broke, but atleast I'm not flat 🤣
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bro you're among anonymous friends it's okay. We all know you don't have a girlfriend.
[+6] u/sylphvanas: Gonna long $ROPE if this overnight china rally dumps before open
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: You have a drinking problem don't I?
[+6] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #The weekly Friday dump came a day early
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Well i did it again. Lost thousands in the markets but made it all back by gambling in the casino. 4 big blackjack bets 4 wins and all my 3k back. Redemption arc
[+6] u/Basis_404_: Another close that’s a red day, week, month, quarter and YTD.
But the all time highs are coming guys don’t worry
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: cept u stank and no one will tell you
[+6] u/Pete26l96: I see it's that time of the day, where the unemployed bears talk about how the market is going to dump for 6 hours straight in the premarket.
[+6] u/Interesting_Leg8859: Ok who's paying $695 for a Robinhood platinum card lmao
https://robinhood.com/us/en/creditcard/platinum
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: calls, obviously. priced in, invert, puts obviously, priced in, invert. calls. obviously. 🙏🏻
[+6] u/DiamondHands667: Thinking of loading up my DMT vape but I’m nervous.
[+6] u/PROMlSED: I don’t like seeing I got filled for every single share. They never let me win this easy.
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: thank you for that low gasoline prices daddy
[+5] u/jyohnyb: Too much blood in my alcohol stream
[+5] u/Demigod181: I dont get it the fuckin nasdaq should be 3000 points deeper. Who the fuck is keeping this market up!? It cant be just the imbecilic us retail investors
[+5] u/soad1331: Nothing has changed. Still a bunch of broke degenerates.
[+5] u/coronanona: I mean the department of war came out and said no rules of engagement
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: It means he is on a LOT of K, even for him
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: wait that macbook is cheap, im confused. I lost like 2 macbook neos today
[+5] u/ArisZG: Please Donald Trump if you can here me save my portfolio
[+5] u/EyeSea7923: This market will not be saved until Nancy Guthrie is found.
[+5] u/DriftWoodBarrel: If we pump to the stratosphere I'm going to be so happy. It means I'll have won all my money back and I can withdraw from the casino and join civilization again.
[+5] u/wattap: Cramer is right about the upcoming software and hardware rally btw
[+5] u/stupidber: Now that I have a black girlfriend theres going to be some changes around here.
For one, nothing I say can be racist. Total immunity.
[+5] u/SwiftSG1: Not my calls expired worthless for not a war in not Iraq
[+5] u/Double_Anybody: Holy moly finally we’re getting green futes
[+5] u/Geese-Howard: "He's going to TACO in a few weeks"
How tf can you TACO after killing a countries leader, his family, and most of the leadership LMAO this shit isn't like tariff threats where he can just end it whenever he wants
[+5] u/Fox_n_Roll: Taco, uh, finds a way
[+5] u/smchenry75: Needed to be said. Thank you.
[+5] u/colinr813: BeauREGARD beats it in my opinion
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Asts +20% tomorrow ez
[+5] u/blemdemman: silver and gold pump after hours and then just dump at open, this shit is fooked
[+5] u/Axonum: Sndk is feeling a little sad today
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Tomorrow is going to be worse than the Lanterns show
[+5] u/No-Illustrator-7537: no jobs report will tank the market. oil will shoot up again.
[+5] u/SpiritedVoice6248: Looking for spy to break out of it’s 680-696 range soon… thinking downside is more likely. If we get a close below 680 I’m gonna hammer the short button
[+5] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: oil dumped hard at 3pm and just continues to melt down. is the war over or?
[+5] u/aftherith: If by some miracle we get a freeish and westernized Iran (what the vast majority of the Iranians want) it will be great for humanity. And Persian girls are mega hot.
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Talked to someone smarter then average
I felt the difference in us lmao
[+5] u/Lcc30: Imagine its late august and the vix just crosses 100 for the first time in history and spy is still trading around 685 lmao
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Just got grammar checked by some nerd.
Chat how do I pray away their port?
[+5] u/sck178: Big booty Latinas make the world go 'round.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Bears are absolutely TOAST tomorrow I tell ya.
[+5] u/mugirawraw: Broke even on my all time for the 5th time. This time will be different!!!
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: I know its fun to blow things up, like boats and stuff, but shouldn't we be focused on the centrifuges? Isn't nuclear disarmament the whole premise/ justification??
Also: BE 150c 04/02
[+5] u/Embarrassed_Try1055: Only way to protest is to financial boycott. If you don’t like morals of a certain group, stop supporting anything produced by that group. Stop using their service. If you think Amazon is bad, shop local. Only reason rich and powerful have power and money is ultimate trickle up from you.
[+5] u/TheWokenessInjector: I need DXY to crater.
[+5] u/miata_only: China has tech. They're gonna sail a single boat into the strait, flip some switch on it, and every drone in 500 miles will fall from the sky.
[+5] u/pootenanner: Iran said Asian ships can pass today. US and any US ally cannot pass. So collect your 500 dollars and pass go please
[+5] u/rayzorburns: I have food poisoning and it’s honestly easier to stomach than the reality we’re in 💅🏻
[+5] u/radishr: Due to this crazy war uncertainty, people are dumping gold at beginning of week, and then loading up again to hold over the weekend.
[+5] u/NunuTitobu: Brittney for DHS Secretary
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Glad I didn't impulse buy Costco today. I knew it was a bad idea but I also love being regarded
[+5] u/VincenteThomp: If they create the money then why do they need our money?
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: Ladyboy Graham just declared a jihad on our ports.
[+5] u/yaboyay: Calls on the board of peace’s cocaine budget
[+5] u/Concerned_Fanboy: its usually a sign of weakness when you have to convince other people it isnt a sign of weakness
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Serous question? Sell SNDK and port into ORCL for earnings yes or no? Please!!
[+5] u/NewDawn101: Gonna do some shrooms later in Pete Hegseths van
[+5] u/hallett21: “Anyone who does business with those dirty Chinese or Russian commies will be considered an enemy of the state.
-🥭
SPY rockets to 725
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Rddt stock is definitely not even close to the bottom. The bottom is around $65.
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Has the ayatollah ever seen the SUPREME powers of a Karen?
[+5] u/Double_Biscotti_6364: Imagine getting rage baited in the wsb thread all while the market is closed
[+5] u/Christiano97: Market will pass you by like it always does
[+5] u/colinr813: Gold and silver: all time high
Stocks: all time high
Real estate: all time high
Hotel: trivago
[+5] u/Nero23x: I know futes are fake but it's just nice to see some green after so many red days 😭
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Iran will be the 51st state of the USA and bearhunter429 will be the supreme leader LMAO🤌
[+5] u/vanceraa: surely i’ll wake up to mrvl still up 14% and not faded to 3% right
[+5] u/Bluesquare9: Silver’s really lost its chutzpah as of late
[+5] u/fog_rolls_in: Who wants to hold over the weekend? Cuba invasion right when no one expects it?
[+5] u/Professional_Con_007: Hope y'all bought the dip
[+5] u/ckami_91: Bull waking up with 0dte calls: 🤡
[+5] u/ClarkFable: Oil will go 150, maybe even 200 soon. The squeeze hasn’t even started
[+5] u/GuyFaulks77: Bears blown out to end the day
[+5] u/CaluanAgain: gonna keep watching nvidia like a hawk.. my one share might not be much but it's honest work lol.
[+5] u/soad1331: Another day, another red start to the futes
[+5] u/yaboyay: Are you new here? Buy calls.
[+5] u/SquirtleStomp: Yall ever just watch the birds fly around and feel bad because they can't gamble on stock options
[+5] u/BlitzComet95: Was there anything more obvious than MU calls at 380
[+5] u/YeahPlayaaaaa: Could have literal nukes flying and Im certain Spy would do -0.6%
[+5] u/FarWay9137: I was thinking a bigly green day tomorrow, but after that V last hour I'm not sure. LOT's of data coming out in the morning though, before market opens.
All I know is I'm gonna fuck it up somehow and lose money
[+5] u/Dependent-Capital532: Why tf does everything recuperate?
[+5] u/EyeSea7923: Jerome Powell is somehow going to fuck up some day in the near future for me.
[+5] u/yaboyay: It’s illegal to be red tomorrow. Job numbers will be jacked to the tits for sure
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: If Wesmt is here, I have some questions.
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+5] u/skychief99: Well.....at least Israel likes us.
[+5] u/Hussle-And-Motivate: MSFT 420.69 tomorrow easily
[+5] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: **Gentle Sound of Rain in the Bamboo Forest for Rest, Deep Sleep, and War Crimes**
[+5] u/burneraccount1819: Good luck in the morning degens, I’m sure tomorrow will be the death of some of your ports 🥀
[+5] u/tzacill: Oil to spike to 90 by monday and 100 by next friday.
[+5] u/x2eliah: And thus spake Archimedes, "give me a lever long enough, and I shall move thy leveraged ports to the coldest depths of hell"
[+5] u/probably-ck: I only happy that bol lose when bol talk mean shit all day. But I also happy ber when nasdaq minus and I get dollar
[+5] u/spectra444: Bers are so funny celebrating in pre market when we will inevitably end green. You’d think they would’ve learned their lesson by now. Haven’t they seen the glorious V enough times
[+5] u/vanceraa: my MRVL calls PRINTING
[+5] u/Christiano97: Never been so ready to get out of the options I’ve been holding like I am this week. Two STO puts left. $Googl $292.5 and $Dis $102 which is probably getting fucking exercised at this rate smfh
[+5] u/borat_he_like_you: Whatever happened to Donald Trump 🫱🏽🫲🏿 Kanye West?
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Cuba this weekend 🦅🦅🦅
[+9] u/FaithlessnessOne9305: You and Warrent have a combined net worth of 144B
[+7] u/SubstantialLetter265: Comex reduced margin requirements on gold and silver effective EOD, could see inflow and price rise.
[+7] u/QPRCHOC: Today will be forest green.
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: why the fuck would you try to go to war with 100 million people and expect it to last a month
i'm taking crazy pills or has the world gone stupid
[+7] u/penguincheerleader: You better be taking crazy pills, bad time to be a rational person.
[+7] u/Comfortable_Oil6642: Red at night, ber delight
[+7] u/ArYxNx: I’m getting raped 500/500 how tf is this the first full fill
[+7] u/Spicyboi981: Surely they will let those print
[+6] u/zeren1ty: Oil going to 100 is actually real
lmao
[+6] u/NakedPatrick: Us government are happy for oil to run rn, but magically as we get closer to mid-terms I can’t help but feel they’ll suddenly take action.
[+6] u/Ok-Arm125: So does everyone knows about Vix crush Friday’s at this point?
[+6] u/actuallyrealperson: Feels like AAPL is the MAG7 stock executing the best right now - low AI capex, Gemini running AI Siri, as long as the economy doesn't go too far to shit people will keep buying new phones and they're killing it with Gen Z, barely a new Windows laptop or Android handset in sight on college campuses. Get 'em hooked young I say, it's good for my calls.
[+6] u/Rizocon1: This has been a Remy update
[+6] u/NotEasyOne_Regard: Ber meat is back on the menu boys!
[+6] u/Late_Company6926: It’s leveraged. The whole fucking thing is a leveraged investment vehicle with no brakes.
[+6] u/SeaofSounds: Last night I learned that some of you are conducting TA on a VIX Chart.
[+6] u/Vast_Builder1670: The VIX roller coaster has been fun to play with.
[+6] u/wenxuan2: Damn the whole asia market is one day up one day down, literally net flat
[+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: ASML headed for another -5% day.. fkn obliterated my port in a week
[+6] u/Intelligent-Claim193: Mega green tmrw closing above 6805 good sign
[+6] u/trent_upscale: OKLO might be a bad idea
[+6] u/UnicornMilking: I'm never going to feel able to buy back into this market, man. Perma-cash slut flair.
[+5] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: I saw a banbet smoke his ass somewhat recently 🫡
[+5] u/BettyRedHerring: She’s not quite a 10, but we’ve agreed to date until our self esteem returns to a manageable level.
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: So Congress is just going to let the admin follow through with bringing on their precious apocalypse, huh. Rabid idiots in charge and we get front row
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: i wish someone could just stop the music and tell everyone this is all very stupid lmao
[+5] u/FullCopy: I love the low hire, low fire lines from the economists. They have their head so far up their ass.
[+5] u/Seadog98: Infinite money glitch: puts and calls on everything
[+5] u/IceCoughy: theres been like 6 comments referencing the gym, now I know this subs full of bots, yall dont workout,
[+5] u/isolated-cat: massive gold buying.
[+5] u/friedbymoonlight: I bought glw calls at the top and boy are my arms tired!
[+5] u/Cornorr: Made 40 bucks but lose 12k😎
[+5] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: Good grief man, just roll around in your money!
[+5] u/singed42069: Warren Buffett just called me and said we need to sell all our stocks. Just fyi
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Nice 680 could have been worse
[+5] u/ExoticDaikon1872: oil oil oil diddy diddy diddy
[+5] u/GhostHashira427: When did this sub turn into spammers trying to manipulate everyone into buying or selling? Used to be shitposting sprinkled with some DD.
[+5] u/_maverick98: who has the money to buy all the dips wtf
[+5] u/zestykite: EOD pump wrecked my puts. why cant i just win for once?
[+5] u/Connect-Engine-7267: I’ve got a feeling my pumpkin futures will peak right around… January
[+5] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: If I tell you the fact that ORCL has bottomed out and will likely double from here after OpenAI IPO and Tiktok revenue recognised
Why isn’t it in your portfolio?
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: Imagine playing in one of the loosest Texas hold ‘em games of your life. The table is filled with a bunch of degen gamblers and you are sitting there with an open ended straight draw. It’s on the turn. But you fold because you are a bull and you don’t know how to gamble.
[+5] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Why is no one interested in RDDT?
[+5] u/bifftann: surely cant go down further