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[+21] u/Present-Fill-3298: Market rising on new tariff announcements to price in 🥭 cancelling the tariffs
[+16] u/EnginrA: Why are we pumping this makes no sense
[+14] u/cheesygordita: Oil prices fall as Steven Oil, inventor of oil, declares "Oh my God it's all gone, all of the oil is gone"
[+10] u/CompetitivePen7967: First to comment, last to get laid
[+10] u/StanleySheng: It will be red by close today, mark my word
[+8] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Waiting for daddy google to say he is spending more on semi sugar
[+8] u/Catherine_S1234: Blockade of ships
Now Canadian tariffs
Market is somehow green…
[+7] u/ReferenceFunny7142: I dont wear sandels in the gym shower. I'm the reason you do
[+7] u/PracticalMeeting5267: Iranian PM: we are at war
Houthis: strait of Bab al-Mandab is closed
mango: there is diplomacy or something like that
wall st: we look past the war as earnings are due
[+7] u/Vlisa: I look forward to earnings season more than I do Christmas and it comes 4x a year 😍
[+6] u/Striker_Game: goodmorning fatfucks, are you guys gonna drill or rip the market today?
[+6] u/oilman99999: I need a quick trade to turn $100 into $1M. Pls send ideas
[+6] u/jeromewatdoink: yesteday's close and candles were really bad, this premarket pump might fully reverse tbh
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: So we hate software again.
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Weird to see oil and metals up at the same time
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: Oil is still cheaper than coca cola, and for that reason I remain bullish
[+6] u/Harder_Than_Lemonade: Everyone here is big on semis, but no one ever talks about which ones. Kenworth, Peterbilt, Volvo, ..?
[+6] u/Pete26l96: Who would have guessed r/my600poundbutts was actually a subreddit about investing with more people than value investing 😂
Reddit never seizes to surprises me.
[+6] u/TreGet234: Seems the correction is entirely over and we will now get terrorized by violent shrek dong across the board.
[+6] u/Low_Truck_7049: "markets see the semi conductors being attractive right now" no shit because retail panic sold. You have shit like MU at 5 forward P.E. ratios and degens buying puts and shorts like its not already super undervalued
[+6] u/ateranol: I've got a feeling memory will drop like a rock at open
[+6] u/chainerection: SK bros are leveraged to the tits trying to send the market green.
Do not let them down.
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: When you were about to commit some reserves to make an investment and refill the gaps later and they flank you and now you gotta wonder if your job is secure and you sit tight instead and watch what happens ... fucking adulting...
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: I just want you Airbnb and Vrbo owners to know most of your places are shit holes. The rates you charge you deserve to go bankrupt. 5 stars my ass.
[+5] u/tptpp: if google says something about decreasing capex it would destroy semis.. it's fucking gambling really. You can buy google and if they decrease capex google will moon if not semis will moon if the opposite happens.
Maybe semis dropped because the big players know google will announce this. This pump until earnings is just for future bag holders.
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Wow ber fuk once again what surprise
[+5] u/forevergooon: GOOGLE ER has me fucking nervous
[+5] u/hayleybts: Msfr is red, my calls are saved
[+32] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: BREAKING: for $100K Iran will offer shipping companies early access to drone and missile attacks
[+23] u/TheoryInttro: So, overnight pump and slow bleed-out all day?
[+17] u/Moxisxsx: Mark my words this market WILL open today
[+17] u/jerome-yellen: Suddenly now bears are geopolitical and international conflicts experts 🤣
[+16] u/Frosty1397: I bought puts before close yesterday 🤡
Ur welcome gents
[+16] u/Fhyzikz: ACCT IS OFFICIALLY 6 FIGURES. TYFYATTM
[+14] u/whitehypeman: An African American is the richest person in the world, proof that capitalism represents progress
[+14] u/SearchUsual5193: This semis pump might be a signal that $GOOG gonna increase capex.
[+13] u/JZ4012: bers getting bent over and still saying its not a real pump lmao
[+13] u/enc-nyc: Oil, BTC, 10-year and QQQ all going up. Something doesn't add up.
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I’ve done a lot of ghey shit but never have I ever been a bear
[+12] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Before you sell memory stocks remember that korean degens bought inverse ETFs after getting margin called on their triple leveraged ETFs
[+12] u/Next_Palpitation8401: Banbets don’t work so I need community accountability:
MSFT to 575 by October or I say the N word on LinkedIn live
[+12] u/BuyHighSellLow__: “Why are we pumping 😭” stfu little baby.
Google earnings and Intel earnings this week, if Google kills it and mentions continued capex on AI bs market rips on, if Intels earnings decent market rips on. It’s a double dip rip potential and people are buying in to ride the potential wave. It’s black or red at this point. The fuckin war is just opportunities to buy on every stupid headline until it rips again after 5 min of people digesting the news. 🗞️
[+12] u/Creative_Number_4428: Imagine a timeline where saying 'I'm receiving radio signals directly from Trump' doesn't mean insane, just an institutional investor
[+12] u/Chance-Albatross7809: Reading these threads after taking profit in june and switching over to a boomer port is an eye opener
Its like seeing picture of u as a crackhead after u get sober
[+12] u/Snowman33001: Can you take me higher?
To a place where regards see?
[+11] u/pranay33: Buy cheap puts and wait for 🥭 to say something regarded
[+11] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Can we get a statistic on how many Koreans are visiting WSB
[+10] u/need20goodmen: FULL PORT Maple syrup short
[+10] u/KevinLevrone1329: Is the truth social insider trading access tax deductible?
[+10] u/0DTEKing: Yall are welcome
I sold my SNDK on small profit last night
Otherwise you would have been still red
[+10] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Any guesses on how Elon Gay is gonna try to distract shareholders tomorrow?
[+10] u/phr4rbadass: is mu still on a dead cat bounce? why did i fucking sold around 800 fml
[+9] u/ziggyho: I paid the 100k for early truth posts. 7:31am-cease fire is in imminent. Praise be Allah. You crazy bastards
[+9] u/hioman01: Bers are beyond fucked lol
[+9] u/winner_in_life: Grab them by the dram
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Breaking News: Every 0DTE options contract that passes through the strait of Hormuz, shall incur a 20% tax
[+9] u/vermilli21: So many reason TSLA will drill for earnings so I’m going to inverse myself
[+9] u/cgonz15: Ready to GOOG at open once it goes up $5 in one minute before it starts bleeding back down all day 🙏
[+9] u/cattecatte: I know that it's not guaranteed to last, but knowing that a bunch of korean traders said they were going to all in on inverse leveraged ETFs recently after seeing how much semis went down the past month, only for it to go up the day some of them decided to do it would be sad if it weren't a little bit funny
[+9] u/jerome-yellen: Everyone thinking Mango will retaliate for the killing of 2 American soldiers, just wait when he comes with "War is nasty, but that's the price to pay. We won the war, they called me up, they really want to make a deal, I think this might work" and the next day we pump +3%
[+9] u/crab_people_now: This shit has been boring since the end of June
[+8] u/CEOofBeanz: This rich guy told me to go eat cake. So now I’m eating a ton of cake this is awesome!
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: "Iran is waiting for a signal from U.S to release headlines about peace negotiations, they are currently loading up their puts on oil"
[+8] u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1: Plan is to gape more ber anoos
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: the peace agreement that was offered 30 mins before lunch fell apart 5 mins later, oil is going up again
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: Pre-approved for a 50k loan from SOFI, I think I should throw that into SOFI calls
[+8] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Making literally dozens of dollars flipping mu lots in premarket.
PnL mines ⛏️
[+8] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Why are TSLA shareholders so fragile? Any mention of Elon Gaytmyass gets downvoted
[+8] u/Specific-Path3179: I need SNDK +20% by friday
[+8] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Haha guess who bought sndk calls at close yesterday. 😂😂😂
[+8] u/LazyToPickMyUsername: Shorting soy sauce futures. Koreans haven't been this salty since the Korean war.
[+8] u/Samjabr: I hate these kinds of trading days. Feel like all the big moves are already gone
[+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: SPY +2% today and I take a week off
[+7] u/go-to-the-gym: You're retarded if you think memory is going down before 2028, the most obvious buy and your retarded ass still can't buy because it's already pumped
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: FULL PORT NOW. IDK WHAT YET BUT FULL PORT
[+7] u/Icy-Tea-2954: Bear cope is so much dumber than bull cope
[+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Just grab em by the puts. They let you do it.
[+7] u/vermilli21: # 10 days ceasefire, oh that such perfect timing so most of the BAG7 earnings don’t get affected by the war. What a coincidence
[+7] u/Fit-Employ3623: Islamic republic of Japan 💀
[+7] u/LonelyPrimary9518: Good morning gents. Is it gonna be yet another day for the bols to get fucked? My gut says yes. I also have IBD.
[+7] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Being a SPY bear sometimes is alot less gey than an oil bol
[+7] u/baconography: Green premarket?
I've seen this movie before not too long ago....
[+7] u/mangroovesz: some1 bought 105k shares SNDK pre-market. Someone knows something
[+6] u/DarkoDokkan: So basically if Google say increasing capex dump it and if Google decreases capex also dump it right?
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: lol bers fukd (I have puts)
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: I need a bear to service my cock
[+6] u/_rockthemike: We’re gonna sell off aren’t we
[+6] u/Cpryus: u know it was pretty smart from iren to randomly announce their higher guidance, since everyone knows if you beat and raise on a earnings call your stock will -10% instantly
[+6] u/go-to-the-gym: Memory is still in the 4th inning, not the 9th. Don't sit on the sideline and be mad.
[+6] u/uncsucks: This will sell off at open.
[+6] u/ismebbb: Of course MSFT is down
[+6] u/Cool-Employ-4830: okay silver i see u niqqa
[+6] u/jdfan51: memory bears are fucked
[+6] u/GloomyMembership4197: My gf used to say: "it was good while it lasted"
[+5] u/mks_csw: Oil up, stonks up, Metals up, Corn up
We are so back
[+5] u/Bazzer82: What the hell am I supposed to invest in? The world seems to be falling apart in real life but almost every reasonable stock or ETF that's not some Ai related nonsense that's gone up 200% in a year is at or around all time highs and has had a good run up this past year already. Only thing left in my watchlist that hasn't performed this year is a god damn India ETF. So realistically my choice is invest in India or put it in the bank for a guaranteed tax free 4% (UK). Clown market.
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: This seems too good to be true
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Based on shifting vibes
, I am upgrading SPY from sell to outperform
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: this pump is faker than kim k's ass
[+5] u/InvincibleRoman: its gonna keep pumping to try to hit us bears who weren't stupid enough to hold overnight puts.
Some kinda trap the MMs have planned to try to get even for 2 months of declines.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Yesterday never happened
[+5] u/Saltysunbro: Do you want MU to pump because it deserves to be much higher like all the analysts are expecting at $1400-1700 or do you want memory to pump just to unload your bags?
[+5] u/mangroovesz: Pre/Overnight hours is the new opening
[+5] u/Ok-Ingenuity-8970: war, high vix, high oil and markets gapping up? lots of people are going to lose money today just like yesterday with the side ways bouncing LOL
[+5] u/Silver_Fan_6086: Speculation is a helluva drug
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Equities, rates, and oil gonna make new highs at the same time lmao
[+5] u/GneissFrog: Koreans get margin called on ETFs because they don't trade options, meanwhile Americans full port 0dte options and let them expire worthless. Built different. U-S-A!
[+5] u/n1ck90z: full-scale war requires full-scale 🌮
[+5] u/pain474: Everything is like +5% in premarket which means we will judt chop around all day long, it's going to be boring af.
[+5] u/hv876: MU Pump till it reaches 2K
[+5] u/cryptoguy66: Buying puts is like picking up pennies in front of a steamroller when the inevitable “peace talks have been scheduled” tweet is coming
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: ####🎶Makin' my way downtown. Walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound🎶🎵
[+5] u/3ebfan: Throwing my entire life's savings into MU might not have been a bad decision after all
[+5] u/ck_zaza: AMC making record earnings?? We're definitely fucked...
[+36] u/Nice_Razzmatazz9705: I love losing a thousand dollars and not think twice about it, but second guessing the extra 2 dollars on ground beef at ShopRite
[+25] u/twostroke1: This market is literally just 4 stonks tossing the bag back and forth every few days.
[+22] u/TomAddis: i always think about becoming a value investor, then i realise bitcoin had like a trillion dollar total total market value and realised that the world is too retarded for value investing
[+22] u/twostroke1: Always upvoting bearish comments even though I’m perma bull over leveraged in calls.
That way the algos reading wsb daily think everyone is bearish, therefore pumping the market.
Playing 4d chess against the clankers.
[+15] u/avsfan0829: Holy shit MU is above 900. What a gift. Sell that shit immediately
NFA
[+15] u/ZealousidealSector19: Msft is down, so SPY premarket is real
[+14] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Ah yess the 100 service members injured and tankers getting smoked in the Strait are clearly bullish
[+13] u/twostroke1: Futes up, oil up, 10yr up, gold up, silver up, internet ponzi coins up.
My calls, somehow down.
[+12] u/D1finalboss: My wife is such a great employee, she’s working on a “special project” with her boss this weekend. They’re going to Arizona she left me some tuna salad in the fridge. She’s so thoughtful 🤗
[+12] u/astromouse2024: No options trading= true inner peace
[+11] u/CharacterSell4054: Every time I talked about a position here, that position went to crap.
But if I didn't talk about it here, it printed.
[+11] u/owenmills04: I bought GOOG Friday at $346, sold yesterday during the pump at $357, it closed at $351. Looking like it wants to go red today
I CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
[+11] u/longGERN: Being alive is not really enjoyable
[+11] u/looool_k_libtard: How we are still talking about fucking tariffs
[+11] u/BarbellPadawan: SPCX being -1 Trillion since peak is about the only rational market move in recent memory
[+10] u/InitiativeKooky818: Was at the chevy dealer and the salesman was showing me a $375k vette who tf is buying that
[+10] u/LivelyArid: The year is 2045. AI has solved another obscure math problem you don't give a f**k about. Still no cure for cancer.
[+10] u/BFox1982: Bull Trap. See r/traps for details
[+10] u/Competitive-Water944: Just got off the phone with my quant from Yahoo Finance comments. It’s over for Bul. Ded. Kil
[+10] u/Other_Field6502: Yesterday Iran, today Irun, tommorow Iwillrun
[+10] u/Competitive-Water944: Shortage of big booty Latinas at the gym 😡
[+10] u/CursedClownz: Market will never crash
[+10] u/gabrielmmk: How to long food stamps, divorce attorney and cigarettes?
[+9] u/Non-mon-xiety: Oh are we celebrating over a low volume pre market pump again?
[+9] u/OrangMiskin: Bubble butt white girls > big booty latinas
[+9] u/True_Job_7845: QQQ chart looks absolutely ridiculous. Like a child's drawing with crayon on the living room wall
[+8] u/Muted-South4737: I saw this episode yesterday.
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: How many of you would like a DRAM up your ass?
[+8] u/DrSenorChuckles: China has made it illegal to replace people with AI. They have no problem making the worlds best ai and giving it away to others for free, because it will tank the economy of the west
[+8] u/Candid_Payment_4094: My blood pressure has gone down significantly since I ported to ETFs.
[+8] u/MarginCall94: you realy dont know what "mooning" is..
[+8] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Don't forget your port is also dead
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: MEMORY BER
PORTS: GAPED.
ANOOS: GAPED.
COPE: ATH.
[+7] u/Individual_Error_428: Wow now everything is going to rally back to ATH after flushing everyone out
[+7] u/DipSniper69: CRAMER SAYS TO SCALE DOWN ON TECH. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO FULL PORT IT.
[+7] u/DrSenorChuckles: I’ve started eating little batteries and plastic to become AI
[+7] u/TheWokenessInjector: Axios prepping their 89th peace article to release this week.
[+7] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: people who bought microslop myuself included in the 500s might never see it that high again. like ever
[+7] u/Separate-Scene4672: Memory & Semi ⬆️ = MSFT ⬇️
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: Fuck it. Leaps.
Ill let 2028 deal with this mess.
[+6] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: Dont trust META. Dont trust TSLA/SPCX. Maybe musk and zuck should marry so i can hate them as a couple.
[+6] u/GainzandPumpz: Oil baby ❤️ that sweet black nectar
[+6] u/GrandKnew: fortnite this. minecraft that. growing up back in my day we had a wrench and a book with most of the pages missing.
[+6] u/jason8585: DRAM crew we are so back
[+6] u/Soy_tu_papi_: I’m not gambling, I’m market predicting. Totally different strategy
[+6] u/unarmed_fish: MSFT RED, BUY SIGNAL
[+6] u/tgaccione: Are yall ready for this shit to go nuclear over the next week
Hope nobody sold
[+6] u/DrSenorChuckles: In the words of Arnold regarding the market “arrar raourr aghrurrrr.”
[+6] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: Anyone actually believe that MU is shooting back up here, and not following the same trend downward?
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: SPY not doing well enough to give me confidence in looking for a better paying job 😔
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: really gonna be a premarket pump and then open dump. if no taco then continue down but who knows could spike back up to 750 by eod
[+6] u/avsfan0829: US TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT: THE QUESTION IS, ARE CHINA MODELS USING STOLEN MATERIALS? ...
The US vs China AI shit is going to tank the fuck out of the market. Especially when China wins like they've won in every other economic battle
[+6] u/CLAMACID: thinking about quiet quitting my job
[+6] u/MonkeysOnTypewriter: Whatever it is you’re about to comment has been priced in already
[+6] u/No_Current3675: Calm ur tits and check futes
[+5] u/Acceptable_Eagle_775: So glad I sold RKLB & ASTS when I saw people with tattoos & t-shirts. 🤣
[+5] u/Insolent_Kavu: will bear anoos get gaped or will pump fade like always
[+5] u/NotRobotNFL: Something happened to Amazon data center?
[+5] u/Elidan123: SAAS back to sucking ass?
[+5] u/D1finalboss: Oil up futures up somebody lying
[+5] u/avsfan0829: Oil/bond rates about to mega dump this overnight fake pump
[+5] u/zorademetrius: Im really nervous im gonna lose my job
[+5] u/DrSenorChuckles: I think Netflix sucks, I barely watch it anymore
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Bros today is the exact same pre-market as yesterday
Pump on open, fade all day
[+5] u/Horcsogg: I love it how Iran realized that they can manipulate the oil market as much as they want.
They load up on puts, announce that they want a peace deal - don't bomb anything for a few hours - cash out their puts - continue bombing lol.
And they are making billions each time doing this. The stock market is funding their war against Murica.
[+5] u/TimeToGetTheBread: What is this color, it’s like red but different
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: maybe snake oil puts for taco tuesday
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Chicago Bulls vs Chicago Bears
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Maybe If they had a stock split it wouldn’t look like a bubble
[+5] u/CLAMACID: bought NVDA 207 and QQQ 707 calls before close yesterday i hope this sticks
[+5] u/TomAddis: ffs the sand people from tatooine closed the babbletandem strait again
[+5] u/ClarkFable: Freak the fuck out and panic buy everything
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Dram will hit 85 this week.
[+5] u/icbint: What is microsoft doing lmao the whole premarket is green
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Has anyone considered that they’re just lazy if they are on GLP-1s and don’t fit the criteria they were intended for? I’m talking to all these 35+ moms in my town.
[+5] u/TomAddis: right? if i wanted to see bulls get slaughtered i'd go to spain
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: You have yet to realize Claude mirrors your own mannerisms.
[+19] u/OkAlternative7705: THINK BEARS THINK, if everyone knows stocks only go up, WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER SELL, stocks only go up 😭 y’all dumb poor bears now
[+18] u/Whole_Tea_4383: cramer is so bearish on tech right now wth
BUYYYYY
[+17] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Somewhere out there someone full ported memory puts at market close and theyre about to wake up any minute lol
[+17] u/minimal_stat: Retarded fucking bears in here crying after almost every high beta stock is was down 40% from ATH. You missed the window you dumb dick suckers
[+17] u/teamdiabetes11: Friendly reminders for today:
1. Nobody knows shit about anything, this is a casino
2. No crying in the casino
3. Good luck and have fun regards
[+15] u/dreamer_Neet: OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+14] u/No_Stand5622: Call on stocks
Put on world peace
[+13] u/wildcat1055: MU is green?
You better start learning some BTS songs
[+12] u/SubduedWeed: Semis heard yall talking shit
[+11] u/Clackamas1: Pump it MU. I just may get out of my margin call.
[+11] u/Weak_Emu3659: POV: You panic sold MU for a big loss when it went under 800 few days ago
[+10] u/DragonSlayer626: After GM report i see an MU face ripping rally today
[+10] u/wafflepiezz: Ah another green premarket pump
Then dump throughout the day
[+10] u/bmault: Need SPY 750. Anyone else?
[+10] u/yourgirl696969: Apple is way overvalued lol
[+9] u/Erieztoys: Bag Holding a mighty fine assortment, ORCL -16%, SPCX -21%, DRAM -4%, MU -3%
[+9] u/Main_Ad3943: oil do be looking a little frightening
[+9] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Ok who shit in GOOGL's cheerios
[+9] u/-0x00000000: It’s 2036. SPY has been trading between 740-745 for a decade. Theta Gang is governing party. The banner is an iron condor. Today I at Wendy’s ramen for lunch - a new menu item aimed at the poors. Toilet paper futures are skyrocketing. I hear my neighbor in the bathroom next door. We call it the cyclops butt. Dude has been in there for 3 hours. I hope this message finds you well, mother. Your basement calls to me.
[+9] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Burry the leader of bears in shambles
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: 5% rally after 50% dump for no reason
"Why's it going up I don't get it"
[+9] u/RockinOutCockOut: Premarket giving mad theta day vibes
[+9] u/Severe-Selection-256: Just popping in before market opens to say fuck all of you. Every last one of you.
[+9] u/Lelwrektnub: MU premarket looks good but I know those gains can get easily annihilated within 10 minutes of market opening
[+9] u/kev0795: Pump into dump watch.
Oil up and 10% new tariffs. Lol just won’t stop
[+8] u/tika_dengu: It’s kicking off 🍿
>ShaMaran Petroleum says production and pipeline exports at the Atrush and Sarsang fields in northern Iraq have been “temporarily shut in due to the deterioration of the regional security environment”.
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: Remember the MU $2000 days on here? I wouldn’t rule it out
[+8] u/whyshw: So same thing as yesterday. Premarket pump then fade
[+8] u/kryptonyk: A wise man once said,
“She got a big booty,
So I call her big booty.”
[+8] u/Prestigious-Fix8154: I farted and SPY pumped. Gonna be a green day
[+8] u/wafflepiezz: Googl earnings Weds
Gonna be so good
That it tanks
[+8] u/patricktu1258: Tired of getting nutmegged by burry. It’s time for bers to sit the fuck down.
[+8] u/RockinOutCockOut: Feels like a bunch of bears didn't sell yesterday and desperately want today to crash back down to break even
[+8] u/_Photonics_: A bit of green and everyone is rushing in to get calls... Margin call is calling
[+8] u/mmaisumm: I can hear Shrek in the distance, getting closer
[+8] u/Tay_Tay86: China has re entered the oil market
[+8] u/WistopherWalken: The absolute cope to write this after this "store of value" has fallen 50% is hilarious.
[+8] u/CG_Rah: Iran is literally begging for a deal, they want a deal soo bad.
[+7] u/malleable7: Hello, would you like a medium or a large?
[+7] u/nerozz_00: This red means nothing to me because my Positions were Born in it
[+7] u/aurorasavm: What if he rebounds with a really ugly chick? joke's on him
[+7] u/Incognadeau: Calling it now, another boring theta day
[+7] u/Ornery-Use4121: I'm down 12K and I still feel like a winner. Stupid market...
[+7] u/grimandnordic1: Same thing today as yesterday? Big rip then a géy sell off???
[+7] u/madvillain21: Do the opposite of what your thinking right now your wallet will thank you
[+7] u/NewJuan01: Buy calls. Why would we ever go down with earnings hype incoming, Friday we dump at 3:55 pm
[+7] u/tropicalia84: # NOBODY CARES ABOUT IRAN, OIL, DXY, OR TREASURY YIELDS
# ONLY THAT KOREANS BUY STOCKS
[+7] u/TranzitBusRouteB: **Jim Cramer says it’s time to look beyond tech as AI uncertainty rattles the market**
Thank you Jim, saving Mutards port
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Nobody pays for that. It would be literal AIDS for your computer and email inbox
[+6] u/Sam_Vicious2: Is a 20% memory day too much to ask
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: And it’s back to pumping 🤣 bears just always lose. Market never goes down ever. When will they learn MU can be 5000 and it will still only pump cause why would anyone sell if things only go up
[+6] u/RockinOutCockOut: You know what?
I don't think I'm going to vote for the guy that's causing all of this
Unless I get free TS API access of course
[+6] u/yourgirl696969: Met a couple Australian girls in Tomorrow Land over the weekend. Found out they call espressos a short black and double espressos a long black lmao
[+6] u/Old_Evidence8598: i feel like pre market pump is gonna dump. Idk why I just know that’s how the Patrick Bateman hedge fund operators keep us poor.
[+6] u/Evdrmr: Today's horoscope
753.9 - 754.17 - ceiling is lava
750.89 - 751.17 - magnet 🧲
748 - 748.6 - concentrated support, now resistance
745.2 - 745.6 - institutional wall, battle ground
742.1 - SPY price at close yesterday (institutional sellers are active)
739.5 - 740.8 - July floor. June pivots
731 - 733 - late June trapped liquidity, massive institution order sits here
716.5 - babe, who's Margin? why is she calling😣
[+6] u/ILikePastuh: I have a gambling addiction. How come I think I’ll be okay until I get paid. I’m so cooked if I deposit more money today
[+6] u/mxcstar: I wonder what the demented old pedo will do today to fuck us over
[+6] u/empty-bensen: I can’t even trust pre-market after yesterday
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: *BREAKING: Iran says it has struck an Amazon, $AMZN, datacenter in Bahrain in retaliation for a US attack on Iran's Darkhovin nuclear project.*
You want to kill my citizens, fine.
But you come for my data center, there will be hell to pay
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: IT’S OVER (I don’t give a shit anymore)
[+6] u/Open-Lifeguard-3206: I’m ray charles to all of it now
[+6] u/Background_Smile_426: Pump this memory straight into my veins.
[+6] u/znightmaree: # The universe gave you every possible opportunity to buy the dip
# 🤡
[+6] u/Guilty_Rooster_6708: Winter is here for bears
[+6] u/YogurtclosetThen9858: No one cares about btc anymore
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: who works in an office in 2026
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: What Epstein files? EXACTLY!
[+6] u/Clackamas1: Korea did not melt down.
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Bul counting its calves before they live birth?
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Another day of asking HOW IS QQQ UP BIGLY WHEN ALL THE UNDERLYING HOES AFE RED EXCEPT MEMORY 🤬🤬
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Imao bears again lose
[+5] u/Impressive-Name5129: We need to start a subreddit called wall st pets
[+5] u/Time_Independence355: what is this nonsense, 10y is over 4.6 still going up, red by close!
[+5] u/Kurdwadat: just sold all my oil longs for profit. get out of that shit.
[+5] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: So is this a bull trap on a bear trap on a bull trap on a bear trap kind of day? It has been like that for the past few weeks i’m tired boss
[+5] u/Shock2k: Folks, war is bullish. Confirmed.
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Honestly should have known that the moment i get my first car, oil prices rocket up again
[+5] u/dpatel211: I'm glad everyone in the premarket can enjoy their pumps while I prepare myself for another day of bleeding out.
[+5] u/anewatom: Another gap up surely it’ll hold this time
[+5] u/Ketamine-Cuisine: if you are looking for a sign that this is dumping at open, note that SpaceX is green right now.
[+5] u/Wunder_Bred: Selling my calls at open and buying puts. This will be the same story as yesterday. Gap up and then fall over throughout the day to fill the gap.
[+5] u/SirPanic12: This market is actually retarded
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Have you all had your black coffee this morning?
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Oil does not give a fuck anymore
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Late Bers are about to get hunted. What made you think buying puts after a 30-40% drawdown on all the retail favourites was a good idea?
[+5] u/SeausanInstructio: The Nasdaq is fucking green lol
[+5] u/Junkingfool: Has to be a trap...has to be..
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: oil up, shiny rocks up, stonks up
interesting
[+5] u/heikici: TSLA calls are free money. You know they are gonna delay the robotsxi AGAIN. Obviously stock will go +10% on this bad news.
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: JP DIMON warns - Dont buy stocks rn..
he's right..ill just buy leveraged ETFs instead
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Sandisk needs to rip more to keep pace
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Imagine it doesn’t dump today
[+5] u/patmccock86: What the fuck cnbc is now 80% commercials
[+5] u/Ltheman000: # 🫵 should've bought memory while it was on sale
[+5] u/anewatom: Fuckin bul blowing their load first minute of the day
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: green guys hugging jpg
[+5] u/DudeManBroGuy9: If you didn’t buy the Memory dip last week, I mean….I dunno what ta tell ya
[+5] u/Lethalscorpion1: Msft stay the fuck down
[+5] u/Interesting-Iron2587: MU BACK TO 1000’s riad
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: After selling my Spy call from yesterday for a 90% gain I am proud to announce that my year to date return on options has ballooned all the way up to 1.87%. I'm basically a day trader now.
[+5] u/Drchubbypanda: Sees the excitement of Memory stocks..
Finally, my moment to breakeven my SNDK has come (cost basis $2300)
[+5] u/Pascal030: bers get ass blasted from the 46th peace deal soon LMAO
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Itd be cool if Sandick and Asstits pump.
SNDK 3000 baby 🥰🥰😍😍
[+5] u/drigocien12: Is cash gang bearish?
[+5] u/amanj41: As a USO call holder, don’t sweat it oil bears, we’ll be at 124.5 by 9:30ET
[+5] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: Bulls really saw RSI at 85 and thought “this looks popular, I should buy right now before it changes”
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Wow MU SNDK werent a piece of shit overnight. Color me shocked
[+5] u/Calebsmoshh: Anyone else buying Jersey Mike’s ipo 👀
[+5] u/Fun_Ability2010: At the end of the day, we are all just monke.
[+5] u/boose36: Wheres the kid who said everyone was laughing at my IBIT calls? (Now up 120%)
[+5] u/Beerplz94: or maybe thursday since the earnings call is right after market closes on Wednesday
[+5] u/Altair82: dump then slow crawl back to where it is now
[+5] u/skymagic: JPM 3x Leverage ETF 😎
[+5] u/NotMe357: I hope OpenAI fails because I hate that CEO lol
[+5] u/EveningComplex8258: send him to ber conversion camp... but i didn't realise what happens when you put a bunch of curious bers in a log cabin
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: I stopped reading since ai slop but I read this.
Why
[+16] u/Emaryas_Erto: Dumped my gf a few weeks ago, before I did I put her entire IRA into spacex
[+15] u/StraightLion1032: Let the boy watch. He needs to the learn. The way I learned from my father, and he learned from his father.
[+14] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: sorry I didnt sell in the 2 seconds I was green at the open. Ill promise ill do it next time
[+14] u/JohanLiebert92: "time in the market beats timing the market" is the biggest piece of horseshit I've ever heard from value investors. everything is about entry price.
[+14] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: God I love it when shit works out.
[+13] u/12301923: https://preview.redd.it/6ysdkdl1gleh1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a53d1eebeff0c411eb91ea1c3787a2905f6024
[+12] u/NoSenseMakes: can’t believe I sold my MU yesterday I’m a coward
[+12] u/No_Tie9686: too many people saying it's going to drop. i'm gettng paranoid it will pump for no reason
[+11] u/SteakEater137: If I had to describe the current market in one word, it would be:
"Annoying"
[+11] u/M13alint: I drink a monster, pop a Zyn, smoke some weed and then google “why am i anxious”
[+10] u/MarginCalledManager: TRAPPED IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES... COOKED FOR THE REST OF THE DAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+10] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Today is classic: He bought, Damp it. He sold, Pamp it kind of day.
[+9] u/Comfortable_Rock4513: NVDA you piece of horse shit
[+9] u/aqjingson: He bought memory AFTER the pump, domp eet
[+9] u/Sensitive_Pudding599: My strategy is inverse my thinking
[+9] u/davidbigham: Thanks to my 740 put , SPY will continue pumping 😎
[+9] u/steem99: the less I post about my positions, the better they perform
[+9] u/StraightLion1032: The year is 2087. SPY is still at 745
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Morning fellas, tomorrow is my birthday. I just woke up and guess what I woke up to for an early birthday present. Very nice, very cool 😎 thank you Micron & SanDisk
[+8] u/noicedeb8r: I have no clue what to do
[+8] u/RooneyToons_10: Imagine being a bear
[+8] u/Few_Egg3567: Spy pumped 20% on a dozen or so fake peace deals then actually held when it turned out to be total bullshit.
[+8] u/MothmanAbove: mmmmh im a bear whos rubbing my big round belly
[+8] u/isolated-cat: first time in a long time I have seen gold go up when yields are mooning. something is gotta give later. either gold crashes or dollar
[+8] u/pooterssssssssss: I actually stopped looking at my portfolio starting around July 6 it got THAT bad... anyone else the same? Everything has fallen at least 30% from the May 29 peak.
[+8] u/A1ienspacebats: Market green
Microsoft red
As is tradition
[+8] u/External_Antelope357: The shit 🥭 is doing to this market! It will take decades to rebuild the House of cards again!
[+7] u/ThatFUTGuy: guys, pack it up, 12 out of 15 of my friends pension funds look like a “WSB starter pack” of meme stocks
[+7] u/LiveMotivation: Calls buyers before close yesterday made out like bandits. We done for the day. Good luck to everyone else.
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: Everything I don’t own is pumping lol
[+7] u/Pretend_Comfort5527: Same again bleed down? Lol
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Samsung rises 6% after Korean giant forms sex robot division
The company is forming RX, or Robotics eXperience, and the unit will oversee its mid-to-long-term sex robotics strategy, core technology development, and business execution while expanding research capabilities in South Korea and abroad.
[+7] u/LiquidityDonor: before you buy or sell, just punch yourself in the nuts and don't do anything. Same outcome.
[+7] u/Vlashaaak: Bond yields are rising, oil is climbing again, and stocks are still pumping. Totally normal!!!! 👍
[+7] u/ervelee: My financial advisor said I can retire at 91 for 11 minutes.
[+7] u/All_FIREdUp: “Everyone is struggling”
“Everyone who has nice things is just up to their eyeballs in debt”
“No one can afford a house without their parent’s money”
Bro, maybe people just have more money than you
[+7] u/SSMST: Did anybody else’s town gas price jump 60 cents last night?
[+7] u/The_Brem: just look at tesla. proof this market is fucking retarded
[+7] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: surely buying calls right here could not go wrong.
[+7] u/Leading-Future6691: Oil rising .. stocks rising.. classic
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: Love when options magically lose 15% of their value when you try to sell them lmfao
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Why is this shit pumping nothing is bullish 🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/Slvrg: Tesla could just buy space-x for $100Billion in a few weeks when shares are $8-9 ? :D
[+6] u/Em-G: 30 year is mooning, it's TACO time right?... right???
[+6] u/dabblesest: Welp UNH is ripping I had to close my calls to lock in profits….
Unfortunately when UNH rips it’s usually a bad sign for the rest of the market
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Trump- "I thought Oil prices would go to 200, even 250" me too man me too
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: nbis gonna punch through 200.
[+6] u/BigBritches619: Oil markets haven’t made a shit bit of sense
[+6] u/nordik1: memory will ATH during earnings in the next two weeks
sorry bers you missed the boat on the MU SNDK moon
[+6] u/N3XUSBLAZ3R: Chop of the hour boys
[+6] u/MineCraftFanAtic69: Quick 500 on puts, we take that
[+6] u/oldprecision: Being up 8% feels meaningless when you're still down 30%.
[+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Time for my daily WTF IS THIS SHIT
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: NFLX could not hold fifty cents “pump” lmaoooooo
[+6] u/thefrozen_one: I think my V is upside down
[+6] u/king_of_all_retards: Market rally right after you get liquidated \*chef kiss\*
[+6] u/MarginCalledManager: TRAPPED IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES, THEN THEY AVERAGED DOWN ON THE NEXT TRAP, AND WE WILL STILL HAVE 6.5 HOURS LEFT TO COOK THESE REGARDS
[+6] u/Fine_Internet_7824: I feel like an asshole staring at this shit
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: I love watching a line go up and down all day
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Congrats to everyone who bought the highs of MU, again.
[+6] u/2AMTrader: A lot of FOMO today, good luck
[+6] u/M13alint: BUY
*Big red candle*
SELL
*Big green candle*
[+6] u/pooterssssssssss: Msft red again LETS GO. Thats what this market needs to get back to that May 2026 vibe. MSFT/bag 7 slightly red and trash pumping?
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: On a day like this where Nasdaq is over 1% and all my largest positions, AMZN, MSFT and GOOGL are red. Fucking retarded.
[+6] u/No-Passage2436: Wsb bullish post on Goog, nope I’m out
[+6] u/saintmitchy: 730 or 750 I dont care just get us out of the damn 40's
[+6] u/GodBlessPigs: Who the hell is buying spacex this morning? Time for puts.
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: If someone said yikes to me irl in the same snarky way redditors do I might actually snap
[+6] u/dataCollector42069: someone with puts 100% sold and bought calls at the top
[+6] u/Comrade_Durge: Oi, new Trump tariff announced, surely the market will now dip on these news.
Checks the app - SPY up.
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Rates up. Oil up. Stocks up?
[+6] u/M13alint: I’m up big in negative dollars today😤
[+6] u/Jwelz90: Market wont ignore the bonds, especially the 10 year so high, for long. People are dillusional thinking it will
[+5] u/lococommotion: Finally the downtrend is over
[+5] u/Historical-Half-5377: I was told the memory trade is over?
[+5] u/sinag19: Looking at MU and me being in MSFT makes me feel like squid ward watching sponge bob and Patrick playing outside rn
[+5] u/davidbigham: Bought some SPY 740 put to make sure the market keep pumping 😎
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: what they're doing to MSFT is arguably racist
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: KEEP MSFT RED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE TO KEEP THE V
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: SNDK will do 15% today
[+5] u/Frequent_Bowl_3668: can nvda reveal a 10% stake in ASTS and CRWV next? thx
[+5] u/No-Alarm3762: ORCL about to have a 10-20% day
[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: A haiku:
Green is exciting.
Has my wealth grown much this year?
Better to not look.
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: >Breaking: 3x leveraged bear ETFs all closing down. New competitor 0 expense ratio funds NFLX and MSFT are "unbeatable" according to an ETF analyst.
>"Their innovative ability to perfectly inverse S&P at zero cost has destroyed the traditional 3x bear model."
[+5] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: up 68% on that drop. im done for the day goodbye.
[+5] u/WorldlyWar2143: slammed calls at close, sold, now slammed puts. selling in ab 20 mins
[+5] u/theunderstandingman: Taco Tuesday will never make any sense to me
[+5] u/laddie78: Its not too late to get into BULL, party's just getting started
[+5] u/Front-Manager8911: Literally koreans vs algos
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: Holy fuck selling RKLB for NBIS might have been the best move I did last month.
[+5] u/marrful: No crying in the casino
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: is it possible for a stock to be more cucked than NVDA is? This shit is impossible to trade
[+5] u/Most-Cloud: I can randomly buy any stock at any point of the day and it will become the resistance. Works every time. Instant move into the red, and whenever it approaches break even we see a solid reversal
[+5] u/TheRealPancetta: All out war. Amazon data center hit. Market green lol
[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: All I really want is an ONDS squeeze.
[+5] u/jiggolo420: If NVDA is pumping on open, its free money to short. 100% hit rate
[+5] u/ChemistLeading3484: Think I’m done trading today. Made 70 bucks fuck you theta I’m out
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Looks like bottom is in
[+5] u/tribalDruid78: Every time dump at open….
[+5] u/FIREJourneybullgang: 3 more days like this and the ports back
[+5] u/BadBoyBilbo: Alternating Tariff and Taco Tuesdays
🔥
💰 or 🌮
[+5] u/laddie78: This choppy piece of shit man ffs
[+5] u/TendieDippedDiamonds: Ffs why can’t you guys just tell me what to do and be right
[+5] u/vik0096: Is TACO on the schedule today?
[+5] u/orcassharks: Pretty sure Trump made his billions and is done with pumping
Mysteriously not pumping daily
Too busy cleaning the pool I guess
[+5] u/Smart-Laugh6370: NVDA bag holders what’s the plan?
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Missed NBIS yet again this gotta be on purpose
[+5] u/I-paint-sometimes: "In an email to shipowners, the Houthis of Yemen had made clear the maritime embargo not only applies to Saudi-flagged ships, but any ship calling at Saudi ports. " [https://x.com/JavierBlas/status/2079508119772623250](https://x.com/JavierBlas/status/2079508119772623250) uh oh
[+5] u/Late_Company6926: Puts on the morality police.
[+5] u/Jerikolol: so by next week? with semis catching a bid right now? fuck no lmao maybe 400-410 at best, IMO
[+5] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: panic bought back MU/SNDK. Hopefully, it works out this time for once..
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: What kind of stains?
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: The goggles do nothing!!!
🛢️🛢️🥽🛢️🛢️
[+5] u/sherhil: There’s no way goog earnings is bad right?
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: THe fuck is this candle?
[+5] u/KenJongSwag: Stocks are so resilient against such high oil price and rates...
[+5] u/Franky1324: SPCX seems to always do the opposite of what i put a margin call for
[+5] u/Playful-Ad-7277: WHERE ARE THE BEARS 🐻
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: micron is going to 1000 by noon
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: I would like to thank my dog for demanding it's walk time, stopping me from panic selling at break even. I am now green and will buy him the most premium of dog foods
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Does real casinos have better odds? 🤔
[+5] u/LostMyMag: Yes, they are legally required to have certain payback % by law.
[+5] u/imsolost3090: If SPCX goes to 0 I retire
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Imagine thinking the market would rotate into SAAS for more than a day or two
[+5] u/Ok_Painter3755: Coming back to this just in case
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: WHERE ARE ALL THE JERBS🫴
[+5] u/Bulky_Jellyfish9012: UBS, one of the leading analysts covering the semiconductor sector, believes the selling pressure in memory stocks is nearing an end. Considering their expected future earnings, Micron's valuation remains extraordinarily cheap compared with other semiconductor stocks. In July, server DRAM prices climbed to 140% above fixed contract prices. Meanwhile, demand from China continues to strengthen, and DRAM prices within China are also surging.
[+5] u/man931: Intc calls is free money
[+5] u/jiggolo420: I'm gonna need a few more shrek dicks, or I'll have to tell my boss i was "just joking" when i quit the other day
[+5] u/Pretend_Comfort5527: Today will be great maybe the greatest in history of greats..so great
[+5] u/degenforlife69: Why complain about cheaper puts
[+5] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Google flat as a pancake today
[+5] u/HDauthentic: That’s funny, I was told it would never drop below $100k again
[+5] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: Where my hood bag holders
[+5] u/berkoh: You did buy the memory/neocloud dip last week, right?
[+5] u/2020isgreat: As Jesus once said "Buy Oil"
[+16] u/FrostingOk2692: Why is MU going up? It was oversold. Why is MU going down? It was overbought. Why is MU not moving? It was overdeeznuts.
[+14] u/Gorgenapper: What are we pumping on? Or do we even care anymore
[+13] u/New-Length5593: Omg Japan is freaking the fuck out
[+12] u/TurbodToilet: Every single fucking drop instantly reversed. It’s getting fucking ridiculous with these Israeli ass algorithms
[+12] u/Apple2o: Big green candle for memory ber anoos 🤌
[+10] u/syedhuda: i spoke with my wendys cashier today he said
**"i always wondered why buls would buy into dead cat bounces before the inevitable crash; today i learned why"**
and i said **"thanks bro- id like a large fries and large coke with the order"**
[+10] u/Callmelitmas: lol this market makes no sense. It’s pumping on no news. I’m losing money today. I don’t think we dump from here.
[+10] u/Merkelli: Genuinely impressive how every decision I make is the wrong one
[+10] u/lobsterspider: Ohhh fuck you’re gonna make me fomoooo
[+10] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: The market is such a disease riddled anus. Why do I do this to myself lmao
[+10] u/lobsterspider: Stairs up then elevator down then elevator back up
[+10] u/PyloPower: The year is 2040, some dude is president and I'm still dating your mom
[+10] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: We’re not getting a dump today are we
[+10] u/banana-2139: It’s not fake anymore.
[+9] u/Main_Honey_7832: getting a job is easier when you have a job just like getting a gf is easier when you have a gf.
spy calls going nuclear.
[+9] u/RagingBearBull: Fuck Yeah!
Lifted pickup truck gang is so happy to pay $6/gal.
This is protect their freedom!!
[+9] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: Micron is back to curing cancer
[+9] u/jvrodrigues: what is going on? why are we pumping this much?
[+9] u/Weak_Ostrich459: "The economy is in shambles!"
No, everything except the stock market is in shambles, I only care about the stock market
[+8] u/Asleep-Implement5938: can this retard just shut the fuck up
[+8] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: I just bought puts. You’re welcome
[+8] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Damn I’m up 2500 today off a 4k account lol
[+8] u/SarcasticTrumpet: We've reached peak retardation where literally everyone knows this is fake, they know we know, and we all just wait around to try and time puts while the MMs algos play grab ass with each other rinsing retail and people who load them too early
[+8] u/JackORoses: Remember: There is a statue of a bull on Wall Street, not a bear.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+8] u/yomama_yodaddy: Volume so low i can be MM
[+7] u/godsweetsac: Volume is so shit holy snooze fest
[+7] u/aaaahhhh111: Tariffs are bullish now apparently. This same news crashed the market last year
[+7] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: I deadass saw 50% gain and didn’t sell
[+7] u/CreamyBehemoth: Love calls.
But I just know, at any moment this cocksucker can drop 2% just because fuck you
[+7] u/StophJS: This feels like a day to go all cash and wait.
[+7] u/Cyee05: Bers daily gaping per usual
[+7] u/Comfortable_Thing611: If your not big green today you are not retarded enough
[+7] u/Comfortable_Thing611: I AM THE ENTRANCE LIQUIDITY
[+7] u/kaapooj: intel planning layoffs
https://www.businessinsider.com/intel-layoffs-data-center-group-2026-7
[+7] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: Literally no reason to be this up
[+7] u/scooterhomeimprover: US10yr 4.61% btw. Oil up again btw.
Good day to rip markets 1% I guess.
[+7] u/stock_dude9: Market pumping on oil heading back to ATH and threat of new tariffs! Exactly what I expected to see!
[+7] u/AZUCSGrower: Why did I take my call
Profits and put them on puts
[+7] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Imagine leasing your iPhone. That’s Ber behavior
[+7] u/soscribbly: It’s crazy how much a trade effects my mood. Profits? I’m on the moon. Losing? Fuck everyone 😤
[+7] u/Felix_Aterni: This pump is making me flinch like an abused dog.
[+7] u/stock_dude9: Typical retail 😂 don’t touch MU at $805 last week, but pile in at $955 1 week later.
[+7] u/curling_rocks: cnbc already running headlines about a ceasefire this market cannot go down lol
[+7] u/Money_Term8366: Haven’t seen my whole watchlist green like this for months
[+7] u/ResearchingWhiskey: We should blockade all the oil. It's clearly good for the markets
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: Patiently waiting for my puts to print 😐
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Lot of people were calling the top for NVDA when it was 50(500 pre-split)
MU is in a similar place....
[+6] u/Felix_Aterni: SPY refuses to go above 750 for longer than a day. Remember when we bounced around 700 for six months?
[+6] u/ModernR3volution: steady uptrend on ZenaTech ZENA drone company
[+6] u/AwakenedBeast616: these pumps are even more retarded than they usually are. MMs not bothering to hide that they're forcing shorts out
[+6] u/TurbodToilet: Love these shitty low volume pumps to make everything seem like it’s ok before they rug us all for real
[+6] u/shanus94: I just bought puts. Let’s pump this up
[+6] u/Humble_Code_6501: why are we pumping exactly ?!?
[+6] u/jerm2z: Remember to take a screenshot and not take profits!
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: “It cant go down cuz theres so many puts” is such a weird ass analysis from permabulls cuz calls outnumber puts like literally every single day
[+6] u/Asleep-Implement5938: when i go into something with a small amount, i go up 120%. when i go into something with a larger amount, i go down 90%.
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Holy fucking shit memory is never going down again
[+6] u/Cyee05: Ber quit whining memory stocks were down like 10% for two days in a row and index were still only flat you weak ass bers had your time too bad you couldn’t materialise a proper dump lol 😂
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: I sold my QQQ 700 calls at open for a decent gain but am now missing a monster gain
[+6] u/Ble_h: Who’s the retard who sold at the bottom. Me, I did, I am that retard.
[+6] u/LateGameMachines: It knew I shorted friday, so that triggered the girthy green obliteration laser
[+6] u/syedhuda: bers furiously downvoting comments instead of selling their puts
[+6] u/Itchy_Election_5327: i'm not a gay bear b/c im an oil bol (I'm so gay)
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: mu just went from 870 to 960 in a day with no volume and people think this is a real pump
[+6] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Rubbing my booty thinking it’s hers
[+6] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: Can I get your chair and keyboard?
Thanks.
[+6] u/IllustriousTear1315: gonna have to go bearish on MU. my conservative price target is now only 2000 EOY
[+6] u/sunsetmenu: is GOOG ok? someone check on them
[+6] u/syedhuda: bers are saltier than a doritos factory
[+6] u/wenchanger: congrats to semiconductor and AI holders
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: is ORCL pumping on insider news 🤔
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Now I’m only down 58% on my ORCL leaps 😤😤😤
[+5] u/Fkn1v1mem8: I have no skin in the game but it’s crazy for a trillion dollar company to swing 10% daily right?
[+5] u/HonestInvestment3025: Is it just me or is spy bear flaggin
[+5] u/kazkeb: SpaceX hits a huge 3 to cut the lead to 42!
[+5] u/syedhuda: **"puts here is free money"** - *bers with a -80% portfolio*
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: 🥭 just now “they desperately want to meet us. They are so desperate.”
Also 🥭 “until they want to meet us in a meaningful way we will keep fighting”
Lol
[+5] u/Ok-Bet-3181: MSFT green soon. Be careful
[+5] u/xironically23: State at my phone for 10 minutes no movement, put on a shirt immediately falls
[+5] u/NoAbbreviations1653: Just go back to my averages and am out, straight into ETFs I go, f this crap.
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Qqq pls go higher, my 7/23 715c will appreciate
[+5] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: WTF is this making money shit. I have not done this in weeks.
[+5] u/foamrollmyback: Oil at $85 nothing to be concerned about!
[+5] u/soscribbly: Google is WEAK, it’s not strong. Thank you for your attention to the matter!
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: shits noisy as fuck today
[+5] u/kim82352: > Intel Plans Layoffs Within Its Data Centre Group –
@BusinessInsider
[+5] u/Additional_Bar_2462: I’ll only be satisfied if spy hits 750
[+5] u/NotWorkingVeryHard: Clifford show me ur dick
[+5] u/w8w8dont: [BleacherNation] Wrigley Field Designated a Certified Autism Center (by the IBCCES), the First Such MLB Ballpark
[+5] u/benj760486: Someone grab this bull by his horn 😏
[+5] u/DirectionOl: It’s either about to rocket or plummet. lol
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: I want to gamble, but I know I will lose everything really fucking quick.
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Micron will dip then V a little but not all the way today.
[+5] u/Brawmethius: massive 20x short leverage gets opened on BTC with liquidation at 70k.
Immediately corn goes to chase it.
After watching corn for fun for years, I literally do not understand why people try play derivatives in there. It is so so so clear that whales and exchanges, many with founders/ceos charge and/or found guilty of financial fraud, can see your positions and since the perp futures market determines the price over spot and dwarfs spot they literally chase liquidations. Just year after year of evidence it happens.
It would be like you walk into a casino see a guy playing roulette, goes $100 on black! It lands on black, then the pit boss walks over and moves it red, and you go "oh shit let me give that a try, $2000 on black!".
Fucking mindblowing.
[+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Lmao beyond fake but lets see how long theyre willing to do it
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: GOOGL u shit of peice
[+5] u/Buydipstothemoon: Wait I just made a right decision?! Must be dreaming.
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bulls celebrating breaking even🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/caliwillbemine: Bond yields don’t matter.
Oil price doesn’t matter.
Consumer doesn’t matter.
All that matters is the price of thinking sand and the price we can raise compute use to while still displacing you. 📈📈📈📈
[+5] u/more_aero: Is anyone else buying puts right now or am I alone
[+5] u/LuisVF0510: There we go just need another +40% to break even
[+5] u/zestykite: We broke 7500 like it was nothing
[+5] u/jayxmor: 🫵🏽 bought puts thinking that dump earlier would last LMAO
[+5] u/visionarymind: Feels like the markets knows these 🅰️ℹ️ IPOs are Dead On Arrival & is pumping now to frontrun something nasty
I just cannot rationalize deploying money now when inflation is about to skyrocket & the only chance for rate cuts is economic collapse
I get it, hur hur hur, it’s all about selling your bags to the next idiot for as much as possible before the bottom falls out, but this markets getting pretty stupid halfway through 2026
Yeah, imma buy with yields rising & multiple oil shipping routes blockaded, take my monies, MMs 🤡
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: World news so bad but yet Nasdaq pumps
[+5] u/BeatzAway: ORCL please don’t fuck around today I’m begging you
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: So SPCX not going to zero?
[+5] u/da-pkitty: Why is NVDA such trash in the daylight now
[+5] u/Alternative-Salad765: HOW THE FUCK ARE SPY PUMPING TODAY
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: We got chest day today fellas. Stock market not the only thing getting a pump today
[+5] u/bear2bebull: Memory bulls, it’s time to make them remember who you are 😤
[+5] u/ilikemgs: Puts are cooked, my sls is limp dick, at least I don’t have to work today
[+5] u/godsweetsac: Drill team 6 come in. We need you.
[+5] u/Main_Honey_7832: For those who got spy calls eod yesterday, you can thank me for buying puts and holding on to them with some shred of hope. Still haven't sold cause... they kinda worthless.
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Oil surging. 10yr pumping. 🥭 tariff bs again. I’d be shocked if they actually let this run today. Seems like a perfect setup to dump the shit out of it.
So calls it is.
[+15] u/LaHhxL: https://preview.redd.it/rcjmdjg62meh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f840e9a091774c4ab1589d6bfd02abd17426cd4
[+12] u/Live-Ad-5433: Im a very cooked bear
[+12] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Just straight vertical absolutely insane
[+11] u/Putrid_Complex_6423: https://preview.redd.it/3q7y03s00meh1.jpeg?width=1255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9152ce190fb56b255baf530bec23c6f3209b4943
[+10] u/PompeiiSketches: Is this the most unhinged market of all time?
[+10] u/bruhhzilla: I've been shot twice before and went through 2 divorces and my biggest regret is selling nbis at 164
[+10] u/piss_stored_in_balls: Somewhere here there is a grumbly ber who fell into the doom and gloom -70% market crash tiktoks, been steadily losing their paychecks for the last 4 years, and is finally starting to come around and will join the bull parade. That will be the day of the -70% crash
[+10] u/TooTiredForNonsense: sometimes i miss red days
[+9] u/octopus_serenader: "we have a great relationship with venezeula now."
stfu 🥭
[+9] u/LaHhxL: Microsoft is red. We’re going back to normal fellas
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Lmao MU
This shit gonna recoil to ATH again?
[+9] u/Fukurosho: I feel like I made better decisions before I found this sub.
[+9] u/gregot76: dont get tricked into buying puts here, you will lose money
[+8] u/lilb42069: Entirely too bullish here, you know what that means
[+8] u/YOLOdollhair: Mango talking about attacking Iran in the near future and market doesn't move haha.
I can't imagine being a mission planner and listening to him sitting there blabbing.
[+8] u/NervousChemistry7401: The second I buy calls this’ll dive.
[+8] u/Odd-Cake-7950: I’m OUT. Thanks for the bread
[+8] u/thelonewanderer333: Woah, we're pumping! The peace deal must be done.........ummmm maybe Trump got rid of all tariffs...........ok, maybe the fed announced rate cuts..........
Delusion mode: ENGAGED
[+8] u/fish_: dont stop nbis im almost there
[+8] u/cryptohorn: Oh you want 1.5 trillion more for Iran? Let's take that 10 yr right on up to 5.5%
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: So we’re really back to “talks going well” pumps
[+7] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Every time I look today the line go up.
[+7] u/Hawxe: is everyone on lunch break why did the pump slow
[+7] u/hylian_prince: Andrew Tate was dressed like the gayest man alive when he got arrested
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: MU: he sold? Pamp it!
[+7] u/opsqttt: Tripling down on my MU puts here
[+7] u/Wants_to_be_accepted: FYI just sold my puts for a 70% loss, Top is in.
[+7] u/JayWhizz007: again for the 10th time , lowest risk easiest trade is buy $MU stock(no leverage or margin) and chill for a easy double this year. keep it simple stupid.
[+7] u/burnerAccountDuh24: lol this whole market depends solely on what MU and SNDK do each day
[+7] u/JealousArmadillo7116: It is over bers. Back to your caves. You can come out in 2028.
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #my ai girlffriend needs more memory pls buy more MU
[+7] u/SpeedilyStable: Semi’s better rip for a week straight, we’ve got a lot of ground to gain back.
[+7] u/-user222: just put the fries in the bag
[+6] u/Informal_Bench_7219: DRAM up 10%. Are we back boys???
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: This is the part where everyone who was panicking about the dip cries that they didn’t buy the dip
[+6] u/awakening_brain: Fuk you Burry for talking me into shorting semis
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: Been about 5 years and I stopped paying attention to the obvious. Shit only goes up and to the right
[+6] u/smokeyjoe0612: rates, oil, gold, stocks up. two of them is lying
[+6] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Well I’m cooked. Good luck all.
[+6] u/turtleofgirth: apparently imposing more tariffs on Canada is good
[+6] u/LawyerSignal9663: Congrats to all the MU Kings and queens out there
[+6] u/hallett21: Imagine giving a fuck
[+6] u/notrly_ty: Oh sorry I forgot that sending boots on the ground to Iran meant a +1% day lmao
[+6] u/chibi78: god i hate this market
[+6] u/itsnotshade: Bears banished back to [r/oil](r/oil) and [r/povert](r/poverty_finance)[yfinance](r/poverty_finance) as we speak
[+6] u/Enjzey: we be hitting Iran hard: stock +5%, nice, let just evaporate Iran
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: A lot of people must have bought puts lol
[+6] u/nebula504: This is coming from a ber, don’t try to get in front of this freight train, it has no bounds
[+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: I guess tariffs and high oil prices are bullish
[+6] u/C0up7: RIP to the paper hands and the panic sellers who sold for a loss, and congrats to the diamond hands!
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Remember me? I’m the guy who was still bullish on MU when it was down 35%. Filet tonight
[+6] u/dune2350: Mu dump was mostly the chinese threat, I guess. Now BofA deeznutz slapped that idea out and mu pumps again...
[+6] u/Celticsmoneyline: remember when the market bottomed at the end of March and proceeded to rocket straight up for two entire months? That was fun
[+6] u/j_b_1983: Wouldn't everyone be happier if we just pumped the rest of the day?
[+6] u/Metal-Water: This universe wants me to lose so badly.
[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: even spcx is pumping, on what? memory in space?
[+6] u/No_Cod972: LOL BERS FELL FOR IT AGAIN
[+6] u/Brendan1620: Not even 13m volume on QQQ of course it’s going to pump
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Created** ▲
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **MU** | $1000.00 (above) | $955.88 | +4.6% | Jul 24, 3:38 PM |
[+5] u/noobletato: Don't be shy show us the all time
[+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: I mean it’s been doing this all year…
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Fuck what a good day. This euphoria is never gonna end. Stocks only go up
[+5] u/Fast_Half4523: why is micron going balistic?
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Bank of America adds MU to best investment list today
[+5] u/SangerGRBY: Buying NBIS at open was the smartest thing i did this week
[+5] u/riverpirate2: NBIS about to squeez
[+5] u/EskiOnline: Rivian gonna be an obvious long in hindsight
[+5] u/Moist-Guava-732: >"HE KILLED THEM LIKE THEY ARE CANDY"
[+5] u/Ervii: low volume pump days are my favorite sport… i love the way it eats up my port 😔
[+5] u/Aldribuds: was nice to get rid of some bags today
[+5] u/HimothyCastagne: 750 eod? 50 contracts on it pls Jane
[+5] u/LarsVonTryHard1414: Daddy's not satisfied yet MU, keep going
[+5] u/Slackersunite: Is this pump because of the anticipation of Google's earnings tomorrow? Will it rip even more after earnings? Or will it tank?
[+5] u/OG_L0c: Jim Cramer - this motherfucka don't miss!
[+5] u/hylian_prince: “Iran is desperate to meet”
Yea ok, they closed the Red Sea and have all of the leverage over us because of low oil reserves
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Micron only down like 20% from ATH it never really crashed like SNDK
[+5] u/_3470: how’d i know the dip would be gone by the time i get my paycheck
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: This might be the lowest volume I have seen in q’s
[+5] u/FaythDarkHeart: Made it sound so gay
[+5] u/mikehoochie1234: Pump all day it’s too easy
[+5] u/BedRiddenWizard: Watching oil and SPY side by side.
What could go wrong
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: Back to the fuckin moon boys
[+5] u/mike_from_here: They’re waiting for me to buy calls
[+5] u/Present-Chocolate-24: Stocks hitting aths while the Houthis just turned around 2 Saudi ships, enforcing their blockade.
Why is shit pumping? Dumb market.
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: I just need 3 more days like this in memory. And I promise I will sell at break even
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: How are we pumping equities so hard with yields still spiking?
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: If NFLX was smart, they’ll include a porn section. It’ll rocket back to ATH.
[+5] u/ProfessionalDate1130: Data centers will drive cars, run manufacturing, make advisors obsolete, automate a good chunk of human labour and fuck your wife while forcing her boyfriend to watch
[+5] u/buffalowangy: Why is volume so low?
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: All the weak Koreans have been culled from the market and now the strong, extra regarded Koreans can step in and 5x leverage their mortgages to get this market to fresh all-time highs.
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: drill team 7 assemble
[+5] u/Alucardis666: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!
[+5] u/MagJack: did someone hit the AVGO hq or something
[+5] u/Environmental_Bag778: smells like dump in here
[+18] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: As soon as you close your puts, it will finally dump
[+16] u/Ifuloseulose: You giving the happy ending?
[+15] u/xXrevoreXx: bears in shambles (i'm bears)
[+14] u/cheweyy: Google to announce their next round of capex funding to be direct deposited into SNDK's bank account
[+13] u/NoProfessional4650: MU the prodigal son returns. Mashallah
[+11] u/Donenzone1907: Get fked memory bers
[+11] u/DarkR124: $750 looking more and more possible by EOD.
[+11] u/superhappykid: Lol thinking you get a chance to vote.
[+10] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: wtf is this market. The world is burning and we are on a buying spree
[+10] u/poopyplayer69: mu should already be 1500 tbh
[+10] u/Desperate-Math-8365: Okay I’ve lost enough money today. I’ll try again tomorrow
[+9] u/LarsTarkas: Soon volume will be so low that wsb alone will be able to move markets
[+9] u/FitzKablammo: I really want to be long on MU but I know it's gong to retrace this 13% gain like it has a dozen times before in the past few months. I'm getting out and I'll get back in on the downswing....again.
[+9] u/Careless-Ad-2400: korean gonna fomo pump tonight
[+9] u/Own-Hornet-6339: I hope the Koreans aren’t licking their lips with their fingers on the sell button.
[+9] u/Stryker9110: If you fomo in after a stock goes up 10% in a single day are you regarded?
[+9] u/Curious-Tap8312: Lost half my port in puts but don’t worry guys now im losing the other half in calls
[+8] u/mikeytho1: Market down MSFT up
Market up MSFT down
Such a retard stock honestly
[+8] u/sirkarmalots: I’m not getting too excited cause I’m just going to give it back and then some tomorrow
[+8] u/IXI_Bman: Not organic movement at all. Charts are so ugly god dam
[+8] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: hooooly shit MU just keeps going up
[+8] u/ez399017: MU $1000 is not a meme!
[+8] u/csklmf: Keep Koreans out of this rally. They will always fuck it up
[+8] u/Former-Goal8162: Garbage volume pump, might sell a bit of my stuff.
[+8] u/redditmodsRrussians: damn, MU bers got hit from orbit
[+8] u/Civil-Beginning-3399: what time is googles thing coming out tomorrow
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: 95% of Americans have no idea why their stocks are pumping and my shorts are soaked in piss 😎
[+7] u/itsbobbydarin: Ok who sold MU Yesterday lol.
[+7] u/AXSXCE: I made 500 bucks today. Thats a W
[+7] u/thegx7: Everything is memory
[+7] u/Spoliationcomplation: TSLA earnings tomorrow will be like
"We didnt manage to build a single car but we are making progress on replacing everyone's asshole with an ass-robot within the next 5 years"
Up 12% after hours
[+7] u/rocier: oh no boo hoo Im a ber and I think im a genius ai buble memory war oil boo hoo why is market up for no ReAsOn
[+7] u/IAmTheSilent1: Why are we pumping today? What happened?
[+7] u/ThatOtherGuy254: Don't be so arrogant bulls or I might buy calls.
[+7] u/WingWorried6176: It’s 2028 and MSFT still struggling to get over $400
[+7] u/Then-Cup-5153: HOLY SHIT!
MU JUST DROPPED $3
MASSIVE BUYING OPP
[+7] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Can't wait to check on my Netflix and IBM shares I bought a month ago - sure it's only good news ☺️
[+7] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Bers are bigger losers than Argentina 😔👍
[+7] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Yo buls are back we might never get a red day again . Semi go brrrr
[+7] u/Future_Hyena2562: Up 30% on the day and still down big YTD.
[+6] u/Intelligent_Dance901: Even bulls cant explain this pump. We'll dump tomorrow and us bears will say I told you so.
[+6] u/cow_grass: Netflix stock is just pure hell
[+6] u/TequilaTrader: I’m numb to the moves. Up 2%, down 2%. Whatever.
[+6] u/UnkleSambo: Reminder to everyone with a Top 1% Commenter badge to take a break every once in awhile
[+6] u/DogNamedFloppy: Made money early in the morning. Kept trading instead of calling it a day. Ended up giving it all back. 😑
[+6] u/Peeeeech: It’s either massive 20% gap or nothing happens all day. Fuking hell
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: MU is not for baby hands
[+6] u/Rosella2562: NVIDIA: 5 trillion dollar company
Catalyst for price movement: Me buying calls (stock falls off a cliff immediately), me selling my calls (skyrockets)
[+6] u/GrossFleshSack: NVDA, NVDA, NVDA, NVDA
[+6] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: Just a reminder that at 2:30PM, Hegseth will be talking about blowing up Iran shit to the Senate
[+6] u/oliver2022: goog earnings got leaked, capex to 3 trillions, semis to the moon
[+6] u/mikeytho1: Feels like a melt up all day kinda day. If you're dying to buy puts then 1dte or longer is probably the best bet
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Orange just now: "We'll be hitting (Pickaxe Mountain) very soon and very heavily."
[+6] u/jeffynihao: Someone talk me out of going all in on ORCL at this price
[+6] u/letsgocaca: If spy hits 742 today, I WILL shove 7 ice cubes up my ass. Standard American sized
[+6] u/Foreigntragedy: stupid bullshit always dumps right when I enter calls what the fuck man
[+6] u/No-Most2405: So much technical analysis from bers last Friday on memory just to absolutely get obliterated this week, and it isnt even over
[+6] u/EveryonesNasshole: doubling down on puts and lowering my cost basis. that should pressure the markets back down. yall welcome.
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Here comes a -$7 drop on spy bears 😏
[+5] u/Pretend-Issue6418: Hope you took profit when you could
[+5] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: Any idea why we are pumping?
[+5] u/captain_casino: I cant prove it but I know that diarrhea parasite came from the bers
[+5] u/SnooGiraffes449: Gold up AND oil up. Treasury yields spiked. Yen shitting the bed. We're going to see some significant financial crisis soon. I feel it in my balls.
[+5] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: And back up for no fucking reason at all fuck this
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Tell that to taco, we probably see 100 eow if he doesnt stop this stupidity
[+5] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: a great day to breakeven from last week
[+5] u/TimedOutClock: US bonds going to the moon again. Guess they've stopped being important to mango lol I remember when he used to freak the fuck out
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Could've had calls in anything
[+5] u/taconomtaco: god damn this some low ass volume
[+5] u/MoneyBadger14: Up until Hegseth talks
[+5] u/JohnMaddenSysadmin: remember that beautiful time a month ago when spy actually made sense and didn't have a seizure every other day
[+5] u/Spac55: Why redemption so high for private equity
[+5] u/0rbitalys: Msft is still red? Dear god
[+5] u/Intelligent_Dance901: this is pure manipulation and we're all falling for it lmfao
[+5] u/Goldpeaches32: I made $40 bucks today, time to put my 2 weeks in
[+5] u/What_the_frick_bro: I would like everything to go up forever
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: bullish
FULL POORT MU, SNDK
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: First 330 moves intraday are fake n gey
[+17] u/zjz: If you kill your phone app / refresh you'll see a gold button on the daily thread app which will lead you to a live chat of the daily thread that doesn't need constant refreshing. Half the cool shit I tried to include is somewhat messed up but the basics work. It also includes emojis and emoji react pills.
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[+16] u/Bam2458: Last week after losing $20k: 🤡
This week after making back $10k: “Should I be a day trader?” 😎
[+14] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I will buy MU and cause a dip. Hang tight.
[+11] u/PROMlSED: My bear senses are tingling 🐻
[+10] u/miata_only: I saw a statistic that said the top 2% of regards hold 90% of the bags it's crazy how much inequality there is, you guys
[+10] u/idontexist65: 9:45 AM: Better sell these, I can lock in $275 profit, and I don't want to risk the $1100 in intrinsic value
12:45 PM: I'm going to buy $4500 more so I only need half the movement I needed before to break even
[+10] u/Current_Pangolin8831: Bought calls at the fucking top
[+9] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: This is why I NEVER buy puts, I don't underestimate whatever dark force keeps this market moving
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #I bought a bunch of non-tech stocks to hedge my tech plays and they all shit the bed. NEVER ever touching non-tech garbage ever again. Tech is the only thing worth investing. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: Im making so much money selling you retards cc's on semiconductors.
Thank you for your donations.
[+8] u/WindNo3445: I just want my money back
[+8] u/RichAdults: Sell off coming into eod earnings and koreans gonna circuit break tonight - source: korean room mate
[+8] u/Lextron: NVDA looks like it wants to bust a nut
[+8] u/acofbui: Today Bulls won the game
[+7] u/MoridanArtorias: I hate this market.
Expecting a dump every end of day is exhausting.
[+7] u/DrumpfTheBern: Heads up everybody, I bought MU calls AND puts 30 minutes ago. So don’t expect any more volatility until next week at the earliest
[+7] u/Jimbeauxer: Your asshole lips and face lips are made from the same material. True story.
[+7] u/iThrewFarAway: BTC UP
OIL UP
SPY UP??? 🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/trsx5: If Google hints they are slowing down on Capex spending.. you might as well say goodnight to memory and chips again.
If they say they are steady. You might as well move your money since it will be dead for the rest of the year.
If they say they are INCREASING, you might as well pound the table and buy as much as you can.
Pick your play accordingly.
[+7] u/TruthFantastic1741: Hop in loser, were going to 750
[+7] u/neariced: drill team six report for duty
[+7] u/Fabbbbbbbbio: this could dump into oblivion
[+7] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: This is beginning will never be another red day for 8 years
[+7] u/JayRoo83: Let's take a moment to appreciate everyone who bought 🌽 a year ago today
-45% since, the future of currency really
[+7] u/thethor1231: Nobody goes broke taking profit man, don't get too greedy
[+6] u/Miker1730: just keep shorting microslop, earnings going to be a train wreck
[+6] u/RichAdults: Huge dump incoming soon vix rising
[+6] u/YoDooley: The day is green and some of you are finishing red
[+6] u/chewks: # WHAT DID I MISS, WHY IS SEMIS MOONING AGAIN? SERIOUS REPLIES PLEASE.
[+6] u/SooperShak: If SPY closes above 749 I can stop shopping for groceries at PetSmart
[+6] u/Zman_DiamondHands: Volume pitiful on $SPY. Institutions just handing retail their bags in small batches today. One piece of bad news this afternoon going to reverse this and more.
[+6] u/Due-Cat-6065: Which Korea is taking over tonight, South or North lmao
[+6] u/Volume-Active: Yikes there was more volume in my cat's food bowl than this shit
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Nah bro, zero manipulation in this market.
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: When I lose money trading, it's because of crime and manipulation.
When I make money trading, it's also because of crime and manipulation (the good kind).
[+6] u/zeebee098: Weird vibes in the air today
[+6] u/Wild_Meeting_9650: somethings coming...
[+6] u/Growly150: Am I the only poor bastard here whose portfolio is red today?
[+6] u/aftherith: Well, now's your chance to Calm Sell if you didn't want to panic sell.
[+6] u/Nitor_: At this point the war seems very likely to expand
[+6] u/CurrencyMaster4901: Be careful how you talk about bers. They report you for hate speech.
[+6] u/plugwalls: MU up the same as SNDK, do my eyes deceive me?
[+6] u/RichAdults: Last chance get your cheap puts we’re about to sell off eod
[+6] u/Kidatsfresh: NVDA is the worst stock to trade of all time
[+5] u/Adrian12094: wtf MU keeps going up
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: I just drank 300 grams of sugar in one sitting to see if its effect aligns with the real thing.
[+5] u/Ltiform: 9 more days like today and i'll be back where I was before June big dicked our ports!
[+5] u/kumako10: i doubled down on my puts until they printed. i do not recommend my strategy
[+5] u/donkeybray: Make sure to check cockiness level, don't get cucked.
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: Can't see MSFT getting through 400 in my lifetime!
[+5] u/ProfessorWankStank: How do yall know how long to hold for.... bought 20 contacts of MU 1000c at 2.5 and sold at 3.5.... imagine my face when I saw that shit at 14. Guh
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: Market prepping for a dump Friday
[+5] u/Siunamii: MM trying so hard to prop this up
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Chips and memory up. Quick, kill hyperscalers and software. 🤡
[+11] u/PropheticMurmurs: Power Hour never has any power anymore. It’s just an additional hour of crabby bullshit now.
[+10] u/violet_evergarden8: Paid 150 a month for a discord trading group that got my port down another 20% today
[+10] u/financiallythriving: Why does it feel worse to lose money on puts than calls
[+10] u/ifyoureadthisurfat: whole market at a standstill this is sus
[+9] u/Top-Meaning2626: Need a catastrophic global event to happen in the next 35 minutes
[+9] u/Pr_Master27: God please make it dump and I will stop doing options
[+8] u/ChipWong82: Who the fuck is buying SpaceX stock?
[+8] u/PorscheOwner1738: Maybe I'm being dramatic but these huge spreads and lack of liquidity are pretty strange to me... been trading for a decade and I don't recall it being this tough to move shares
[+8] u/ImpossibleForm: Losing money’s my kink
[+8] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Gonna wake up to oil over 90 and spy up 4%
[+7] u/br0botic: Bonds saying we’re going full Venezuela soon
[+7] u/mechanicalcontrols: The CEO of the company I work for is visiting tomorrow. Should I ask him why the share price is at a 5-year low?
[+7] u/gamblinproblem: Guaranteed overnight dump to get us right back to where we were yesterday
[+7] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Fake, ghey and 740 tmr
[+7] u/Appropriate_Zebra586: Spy has no direction spy IS 748
[+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: spcx reverse uno card
[+7] u/Asleep_Log_8985: Yeah we gonna dump : /
[+7] u/Sick0h: LET
THE
PUMP
BEGIN
[+7] u/Shrimpf: Mods give me a flair that says that Im gay
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Man I can’t wait for 4:30pm tomorrow
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU went down a quarter and there were 5 posts saying it was done
[+7] u/OilBerta: I promise to take profits this time.
He lied.
[+7] u/dangerusZone: Guys I need some lotto plays and I’m so serious rn
[+6] u/Bravadette: Fuck yeah completely normal weather
[+6] u/Imaginary_Tear_2328: How many people bought puts and still hoping/praying dump?
[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: If I buy calls here I promise you there will be an eod sell off do you guys want me to bring this down
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY calls just paid for my new monitor :)
[+6] u/XOGPlayerOne: Tomorrow's Pump due to Israel attack will be crazy
[+6] u/comancheranche: SPY scrolling through WSB comments trying to pick the next direction
[+6] u/financiallythriving: No one talks about the 0dte epidemic
Worse than crack cocaine
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: OpenAI gonna miss the IPO boat. Open source is becoming the main way forward and Anthropic will barely make it out alive before dumping and burning lmao
[+6] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: Having no live trade on is the best feeling in the world. Can look at the markets and just not give a shit.
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: odds of this tanking before close?
[+5] u/_UFOctopus: Anybody else get goosebumps when they hold in their shit?
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Absolutely insane how the market is pricing tech vs real economy.
[+5] u/WKHSm00ntime86777: Tomorrow we pump again
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Here's how you know it'll fade: Spcx and tsla are up more than the indexes.
[+5] u/Resident_Plum5581: Chips about to go on another generational run.
[+5] u/unbenchhench: ber cannot be alive rn
[+5] u/Czyzzle: Confession: I made some money on a Put. I will now donate it to a losing Call.
[+5] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Shit ton of weird bots in here posting negative AI slop.
[+5] u/tuckgonegetcha: GOOG puts for earnings?
[+9] u/rayquan36: He's beginning to believe..
[+8] u/Supertainment: drill team six has once again failed
[+8] u/trumpdiego: Had my actual bhole blown out today by buying puts and VIX. I am stupider than the average ber
[+8] u/Overt_Dealflow: Googl +15% premarket on thursday morning
[+7] u/freeze_god69: Oh thank god, now I’m only down 30% on my NFLX shares 🤡
[+7] u/LarryStink: Oil up dollar up stocks up. One of these is lying.
[+7] u/traderbusto: I will never financially recover from selling SPCX puts
[+6] u/Isometric_exercises: Trillion dollar companies fluctuating 12% in a day is totally normal. Nothing bad could ever happen.
[+6] u/Madsen13140: Half ber , half cuck
[+6] u/AdventurousFinish681: Please dont fuck us tonight korea
[+6] u/StandardDot5115: 🅱️EVIN 🅱️ARSH
🅱️EDERAL RESERVE
[+6] u/jonneh: There's a literal baby in a suit talking on CNBC right now.
[+6] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: So the whole sell off and dumping the last days was just meaningless and for no reason? Now they will buy everything up again to ATH?
[+6] u/Pretend_Total5864: This is about to pump into close
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: IT’S JOEVER BUY EVERYTHING
[+5] u/inevitable_fallen: Buying puts now is suicidal
[+5] u/LegitimateShameHands: NFLX probably never having a green day until it will be delisted
[+5] u/MeanInstance1972: After making 1.2 million in options I have officially lost it all over the last 2 months. Think I'm going to read a couple books on risk management.
[+5] u/Midpoint60: It looks like we end the day higher. My dog just told me.
[+5] u/mirkimirk: Im just happy I could break even with MU and not loose 20% of my port in that call by knockout. So no lesson to be learned here, tomorrow is another day for another gamble
[+5] u/PutAYumYumInMyTumTum: Another green start before a tampon red close. Can't wait to visually smell it
[+5] u/Careful-Towel3154: ORCL took some viagra. Good need more pills twice a day for the rest of the week
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: in 2018 bers were like "S&P at 3000? holy fuck the top is in"
in 2026 bers are like "S&P at 7500? holy fuck the top is in"