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[+41] u/WordsHappenedHere: So everyone is in puts after that close. Which means they’ll gap it up tomorrow to mess with your heads.
[+30] u/Happy-Champion1661: July 21, 2026: wen bubble popped.
"The phrase *'it literally can't go lower'* appeared in over 100 million rddt posts during the first hour. The Nasdaq lost 70% of its value in the first 5-minute candle, yet SPY still closed green. Nobody knows how this was possible, but JS described it as the biggest green anyone has ever seen—a truly tremendous green.
Markets stabilized after reports from **Paxios** announced the **69th ceasefire**, sending **QQQ +420%** in after-hours trading."
Thank you for your atttention to this shit!
[+28] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: OH FUCK YOURE GOING TO MAKE ME LIQUIDATE!
[+28] u/Heineken_500ml: mango will announce an official ban of shorting all American stocks
he will make stonks only go up
[+26] u/mardigrasmoker: Why would 🥭 sell insider access to truth social if he wasn’t loading the crème de la crème of 🌮
[+24] u/plumpypenguin: koreans can’t rugpull us tonight if we rugpull them first
[+21] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/7ie8yy4sxfeh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91de08635605203f7262030915faef65a31348ca
😭
[+21] u/spilledonwhite: Guys I don't have a fucking clue. I have absolutely no idea which direction tomorrow will be or the week after. I have no confidence in any thesis. I didn't even play today. I just feel numb and sick. My long term plays are shite and my short term plays were absolute gobshite. Everything in the world just looks bleak. My port isn't blown up it is just a slow demoralizing grind down.
My personal life is pretty solid so I'm not like super depressed or anything, just fuck these markets I guess. Nothing seems exciting or attractive. Sectors are all on thin ice. Puts are expensive and can be evaporated with a tweet. Marco outlook is doom. Not going to pay 50 PE for a boomer stock.
idk man. For all of you making bank "scalping" every day, congrats. That shit don't work for me.
[+20] u/Regenbooggeit: Why does memory bleed off every single day when they’re green? Like clockwork.
[+20] u/empty-bensen: At least Elmo and the Elisons lost money
[+17] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: SpaceX shouldnt even be half a trillion if we’re being honest. It’s a $50 stock.
[+17] u/BowlAcademic9278: Gonna take a few extra shifts at Wendy's
[+16] u/vermilli21: Surely the Koreans don’t trip the circuit breaker tonight
[+15] u/i_fuck_eels: I’m going to move back into my parents house
[+15] u/hallett21: Koreans loading their guns ready to fend off their stores in the Los Angeles riots was peak.
[+15] u/cbusoh66: **Cathie Wood’s ARK Invest adds another $57M to SpaceX, sells $39M stake in AMD**
**Fucking legend!**
[+15] u/CMTTrader: \*CENTCOM: FORCES BEGAN NEW ROUND OF STRIKES AGAINST IRAN AT 4PM ET AT COMMANDER IN CHIEF'S DIRECTION TO FURTHER DEGRADE IRANIAN MILITARY CAPABILITIES USED TO ATTACK COMMERCIAL SHIPPING IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ
*Right after the market closes, of course* 😒
[+14] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: i need to turn $100k into $10k by the end of the week. any plays?
[+14] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: But but but starship is going to Mars
[+14] u/Sick0h: Does 🇮🇷 have a stock market? Might invest there. Literal rubble and ash probably more attractive to invest in then whatever the fuck we got going on.
[+14] u/Top-Sir-1215: I just want to skip ahead to when everyone is saying we’re in a recession and the economy will never recover so I can start buying
[+13] u/BoredPoopless: Tomorrow is going to be a great taco Tuesday.
[+13] u/Such-Ice1325: What a fucking day. Shit on USA
[+13] u/looool_k_libtard: Kospi is going to have multiple circuit breakers as every tech company falls 70% this month. Real money is made owning coal mines.
[+12] u/cbusoh66: # Breaking: Jensen Huang declares SpaceX the next trillion dollars company
[+12] u/donefukupped: SPCX getting rugged before the rugging actually happens.
[+12] u/LuvSicPt5: Today is the day KOSPI carries us. Circuit breakers are a thing of the past
[+11] u/hylian_prince: i am now a SKHY community member
[+11] u/mllax: Legend has it you have to pay capital gains tax if you make money by end of the year.
I wouldn’t know because I usually lose my entire account by this point
[+11] u/grimandnordic1: Literally blew my account so badly in the last 2 months so now I need to turn $1,000 into $25k and tbh I'm too fucking dumb
Also anyone know of which banks are easiest to rob?? asking for a friend who is just curious
[+11] u/NativePlant870: Space X ipo really was the beginning of the end
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: I don’t even know the exact reason we are in Iran lol
[+10] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: CORN UP STONKS DOWN🫴🌽
[+10] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Spcx still drilling 😭
[+10] u/LostMallDoll: bol is such a hopeful stupid creature.
[+10] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I shit you not. I changed the direction of my trade strictly because my wife took money out of her 401k lmao.
[+10] u/Moist-Guava-732: short S&P buy china
[+9] u/hallett21: Spy 750 tomorrow at open
[+9] u/Metal-Water: Lost so much money I wish my life was a 0dte
[+9] u/heikici: I need a short Musk ETF, every company under his name is underperforming bigly
[+9] u/Sick0h: 🥭, please sir. Please tell the MM’s that the next market move can happen. We’ve crabbed enough sir. This is the third time you’ve made them do this.
[+9] u/Govtwaste19: I can’t wait to see spcx after the lock out ends.
[+9] u/CarSharp5648: trading has become impossible with trump sheesh
[+9] u/igotshrimps: Insider trading is bullshit unless it's me doing it
[+9] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: r/doomercirclejerk is a retard echo chamber
[+9] u/Fun_Corner_2954: We did what we could Korean bros, its ur turn now
[+9] u/ThaddeusJP: How long before Iran tells the US "F-off, we'll deal with the next guy. Strait is closed until Jan 2029!"
[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: Kospi: A battle for the Seoul of the market
[+8] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: NVDA the worst stock in the market
[+8] u/bitchfart007: # What Are My Moves Tomorrow, July 21, 2026
[+8] u/Haikoe: At 4% float it cannot hold 120, price target 300
Nice try stupid fucking banks
[+8] u/Donenzone1907: If google aint annoucing on wednesday they will spend their mothers savings accounts on capex it might be over for me
[+8] u/avsfan0829: The bleeding continues
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: surely the KOSPI won't over react
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Crash the close is infinitely more fun than any other ending to the day
[+8] u/j_b_1983: If Google doesn't break us out of this funk, it's over. Ask for double shifts at Wendys
[+8] u/Bright-Ad-4698: If you didn’t make money today, that’s on you
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: Welp, easy come easy !GUH
[+7] u/Icommandyou: Overall I was very satisfied with odyssey and will likely watch it again
[+7] u/Iunatic: Incredible how every 2000% run creates majority bagholders in this sub
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: The Koreans yearn for the circuit breakers
[+7] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: Why are futes pumping?
[+7] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Oil down 10% on this news
Reuters reports that an effective blockade against Saudi oil exports from Saudi Arabia to Asia will reduce global oil supplies by 7%, leading to a catastrophic economic crisis that will pile alongside the blockaded Hormuz strait.
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Buying SPCX is like trying to fuck a falling knife. Elon will stab your genitals.
[+7] u/Coffeewin: I'm fighting for my life in the trenches
[+7] u/Fkn1v1mem8: MSFT had a good day today. Be awful if something happened to it
[+7] u/Neemzeh: Why was volume beyond pathetic today?
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Believe it or not, calls. Because my wife only takes money out of her 401k at the bottom.
[+7] u/Sick0h: Option trading was more fun when we didn’t trade within 2% ranges for 4 months at a time.
[+7] u/buttThroat: wtf just happend to Cracker Barrel.. did it announce its going to pivot to redneck AI?
[+7] u/early-retirement-plz: How many circuit breakers would a Korean trader circuit if a Korean trader could break circuits?
[+7] u/mookie_uke1619: HFTs pumping and dumping all day everyday. Impossible to trade, equally impossible to use any thesis to invest. Zero day options are making HFTs a fortune while everyone bleeds. If everyone goes to cash and embargoes any trading for a week, maybe this stops. Doubtful though
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: I never would have thought I'd see an Elon company doing this day after day, but I always sort of hoped.
[+7] u/qx2: SPCX $224 to $119 some of you got gaped. Wait for the sub hundo to sell…
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: I’ll become one of largest investors of ORCL at this point with so many dips I keep buying lol
[+7] u/carrollart: I’ve seen enough. I’m buying IBM
[+7] u/gainsusmaximus: Bols were so delulu in late night fyutes, lmao 🤡
[+7] u/Parking-Violinist711: Only lost $40 today. No complaints since I was down over $400
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Every chart I'm looking at looks like complete dog shit
[+6] u/skychief99: Market still very close to ATH. This bitch got a LONG WAY DOWN to go.
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: It’s weird surviving is the new I made money today feeling for me lately 🤷🏻♂️
[+6] u/Sick0h: Guess we’re in late February/early March again because king retard only lets up when we hit below the 200 SMA.
[+6] u/more_aero: Is tomorrow TACO Tuesday?!?!
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: installed a SanDick 2TB SSD in a spare slot on my laptop today, and I got 1.8TB instead of 2TB. a whole 200mb less.
Puts
[+6] u/carrollart: Who else played the board game Pandemic before the pandemic. In 2020 I knew exactly what to do
[+6] u/jokull1234: The war is really picking up. We’ve gone from attacks only on the weekends, to attacks right after the markets close.
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: Iran war last for rest of trump's term
[+6] u/hylian_prince: We are in a Jersey Mike market
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: If I had done literally anything other than exactly what I did do, I would have made money today.
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Why HOOD? I'm just asking why?
[+6] u/Apfelmoes_: SPCX looks like one of those textbook falling knife setups that most of us here got wrecked by at least once.
[+6] u/Samjabr: ngl, I fking hate Gyna and even though they are using distillation to create their AI models, I hope they push prices down and annihilate Anthropic and OpenAI - the two ceos are legit sociopaths. It would fill me with much joy to see them go to zero.
[+6] u/mikeytho1: I want SPCX under $100 so I can >! still not buy it!<
[+6] u/traderbusto: Looking forward to Taco Tuesday, I haven’t shit since Thursday 😩
[+6] u/cooperfrost: Delist SPCX and move it to KOSPI. A match made in heaven.
[+6] u/Onyxpropaganda: can it be thursday so google earnings can dictate if this goes UP OR DOWN
[+6] u/hallett21: Can we get a 2% day tomorrow. Make a clean 150k
[+6] u/Diguojigood: bols didn't make money today, at least let bers have some, damn, only the house wins
[+6] u/Bright-Ad-4698: We’re like that dude in squid games that lost all their money trading stocks
[+6] u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX: For the love of God. Open the damn casino already!
[+6] u/StayPositivePlease: Markets done boys and girls
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: why can't a stock that shreks a 1000% ever find me? wtf I gotta do man?
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: exit liquidity regards in absolute shambles
[+5] u/unwanted_hair: Blow up portfolio and DCA into a bunch of high yield ETFs? NO?
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Market is so stupid it's probably going to shit its pants when integrated oil companies (CVX, XOM, SHEL) have their quarterly earnings, even though it should be overwhelmingly obvious how much money theyve been making these last few months.
[+5] u/Peeeeech: I swear if it bounces again at 4 freakin A.M.
[+5] u/MetalEnthusiast83: Breaking news: Everything sucks, everyone is fucked.
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: 27 trades $80 profit is not something to be proud of.
anyway , 740p tm
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Forgot to sell my put before close. No sleep for me now.
[+5] u/Icommandyou: I think if I was in that war, I would have simply died inside the Trojan horse. Not built for all that sorry
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: btc slowly creeping to $70k by EOW while AI, semis, and korea are teetering
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Colossal Biosciences, a "Jurassic Park" startup seeking to recreate extinct animals, seeking at least a $20 billion valuation
I fucking hate being a retail investor chances are when this stock IPOs it will be way higher
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: I'm so goddamned tired of everyone posting dumbass AI videos bruh
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: i had a Korean coworker who got caught insider trading, his spouse was in IB doing a merger. He bought a ton of calls on the company to be merged
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: sideways market until google earnings, small pump then, more sideways until MSFT and META earnings next week.
[+5] u/No_Tie9686: SPCX should be less than $100. game is rigged
[+5] u/NiceJobSon: Never thought my retirement plan would hinge on one of Elmo’s experimental rocket launches but here we are.
[+5] u/scm66: Suckin on my titties like you wanted me, callin me 🎵🎶
[+5] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: If retail investors were to realize that insider information that can be bought rules the market, and they are conned into bag holding, what would happen to the market?
[+5] u/cbusoh66: MMs are just front-running the upcoming 250% increase in SPCX float
$1 trillion down from ATH, $1 trillion to go...
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: I've been inside her trading the whole weekend
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Dumping hard tomorrow
[+5] u/PaulBaller24: Starting to think everything might be priced in
[+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: Hynix bag holders pull up
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Buy high, smoke PCP, sell higher.
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: everyone sold stocks for spacex launch > every stock fell big a week before spacex
now everyone is selling spacex. where the fuck does the money go now? when are they buying stocks?
[+5] u/PorscheOwner1738: My move is to have fun
[+5] u/Sensitive-Benefit-91: This market is so predictable and yet I fail to sell with the profit takers. I’m bound to be a bag holder. Even when I put in a sell order, it fails for one reason or another. Today it was because I set the sell order during pre-market and forgot to set time in force and it auto-cancelled. I swear I’m a pathological loser at this point.
[+5] u/cbusoh66: If SPCX gets anywhere close to double digits, expect a lot of media outlets including analysts and big investment firms to come out defending the stock. IPO sold 638 million shares but there's about 1.5 BILLION shares about to become unlocked in the next couple of months and starting as early as August 7. That's a 250% increase in available shares, and they need retail to carry some of those bags, can't just rely on Cathie Wood and her likes...
Source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/VsDIeKyQKl](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/VsDIeKyQKl)
[+5] u/RoundLeader8: Is crypto the next bull run?? This market been garbo
[+5] u/Ok-Bet-3181: BREAKING: US TO SEIZE ALL HOSTILITES AGAINST IRAN
[+5] u/StankyDegen: Bro i cant wait to buy SPCX at like 17 bucks
[+5] u/oilman99999: Anyone turn gay yet?
[+5] u/Sick0h: “Where’s the volume?”
Any fund with real money is doing jack fucking shit until they get the next major insider text.
[+21] u/Open_Waltz6902: You in here bro??
https://preview.redd.it/gx5l9en1bgeh1.jpeg?width=4288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269c74af82447ef10536a339332733dd1f926609
[+20] u/Azaze-: https://preview.redd.it/gx4x1v4dageh1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25203c8d53a48be7b92338c2473577d287ce4d15
[+19] u/Irishbros1991: 50% tariffs on Canada because he cannot win a war against Iran LMAO
[+17] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Nothing matters because time will erase the memory of our existence long before the universe even notices we were here
[+16] u/LouieM13: Carney must’ve called Trump a fat fuck yesterday
[+15] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: Jesus now tariffs? 😂😂😂 fuck sorry for being Canadian bro
[+14] u/Aggravating_Part8610: Is he trying to ruin this economy? Truly.
[+13] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: SPCX is making generational bagholders
[+13] u/kdestroyer1: Is a mere 500% returns on my 1DTEs too much to ask for?
[+13] u/WocketWaccoon: TSLA and SPCX are both pieces of shit
[+13] u/DipSniper69: Cathie Wood 40 mil down on SpaceX
classic schmosby LMFAO
[+12] u/Dude_HaHa: # China tariffs coming next, liberation day 2.0
[+12] u/Current-Ostrich-3786: Back in with my parents
[+11] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Hedging with both calls and puts so I can lose money in both directions like a true ape
[+11] u/Own-Recipe5908: So, uh, what happens if Canada decides to cut-off the oil its sending us in response...?
[+11] u/SignificanceLate7002: Canada to announce a new border wall to keep the Washington fire smoke from illegally crossing into B.C.
Will be paid for by 🇺🇸.
[+11] u/Ble_h: I’m just imagining a timeline where we didn’t have tariffs and another fucking war in the Middle East. My portfolio would be in such a better position.
[+11] u/bartino84: When will my VOO and chill 10x?
[+11] u/Sandvicheater: Bough SPCX at $200 and its nearly killed my ass.now i'm gonna go to each a bunch of Taylor farms cabbage and have the poo poo parasites finish me off
[+11] u/Interesting_Leg8859: ***NVIDIA disclosed a 22,256,412 share, or 9.3% passive stake***, in Nebius, in a 13G filing dated July 13, 2026.
[+10] u/slimeystevebob: This timeline is proof there is no god
[+10] u/Competitive_Ride: Can’t even find one of those free spirit girl next door types to fall in love with and forget everything else in this economy
[+10] u/CockSmash69: MRVL and NBIS calls going to feed generations
[+9] u/DJ_Shads: rotating from ai to jersey mikes is the only logical play
[+9] u/Feisty-Lab-2608: I bought calls before the market closed
[+9] u/aurorasavm: all I have to look forward to is a Santa rally 🎅
[+9] u/Spy300: >Senior US Official: US To Impose 50% Tariff On Many Canadian Goods, Including USMCA
✅️
[+9] u/GuwopGOAT: I’m basically a Korean degen holding all this MUU and SNXX god I hope I don’t get liquidated this week
[+9] u/Interesting_Leg8859: "South Korean retail investors who piled into leveraged bets on the country’s AI champions are ***nursing*** steep losses after a sharp reversal"
THEY ABOUT TO NURSE DEEZ NUTS LMAOOOO
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: Can someone tell 🥭 that no one gives a fuck about his tariff war and the other war he started that he can’t win
Just bring back JPOW 😤
[+8] u/Hwangoutpltr: Still holding MU, cowards
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: NBIS may crank in the days ahead. 31% short interest and a new stake from NVDA. Well done those shareholders!
[+8] u/_GayButtSex_: **Too many people in here say they have wives**
**Some of you mfs are lying 🤔**
[+8] u/Warmake: Can we dump for real tomorrow, tired of seeing this seesaw intraday from MMs trying to keep this bubble afloat.
[+8] u/PicklesAreTight: Am I the retard for buying SPCX calls because WSB sentiment is sour? A lot of people are saying.
[+8] u/Ante_social_music: Ho hooo my name is dumplestiltskin and I’m here to spin your puts into gold! Hoo hooooooooo!
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: I thought anything higher than 10% tariffs were ruled illegal?
[+8] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: Nvda posts a 9% stake in NBIS. NBIS short interest at 31%. Probably higher. Hmmm……
[+8] u/CreamyBehemoth: Truck payment due tomorrow :(
[+7] u/mandarkatong: Wtf has this sub become over the last few years. No dd, no new hot picks, and countless variants of old jokes. Count me in, aint no different
[+7] u/SupportMedium9487: the koreans are going to be so happy tomorrow morning when they see sndk and mu were green today 🙂
[+7] u/holymolyratio: get ready for a sideways market for a year
[+7] u/aqjingson: Someone bring out the freshest kimchi for tonight
[+7] u/FutureSage: 🌮 Tuesday w/ a side of tendies plz
[+7] u/bandofshepherds: MSFT 471 after earnings. You heard it here first.
[+7] u/bemeandnotyou: Tsla promised FSD in 2017
SpaceX is going to put data center in space ( where in space? shut the fuck bruh- do u know more than Elmo?)
GG retards
[+7] u/doortoNarnia: i knew it, canada is doing this on purpose
[+7] u/cryptohorn: What time is tonights world cup match!?
[+7] u/sabatiel180: You better get up out the way.
Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today.
You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say.
Cuz we'll rock this whole place anyways.
#Undead
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: Even if AI is useless for common people, they really can’t just put it away. It is way too essential now for warfare, science, math, and maybe in future new innovations. Its same as internet during dotcom but only handful companies are actually making AI models compared to thousands of dotcom websites (which was the actual bubble).
[+7] u/kairepaire: Why is there a belief that TSLA and SPCX merging would increase the value of the shares?
[+7] u/ScrewChaseBank: wtf is going AH?!??!
[+7] u/PhotonicsIsFried: My moves tomorrow? Removing ibkr app for a couple of months.
[+7] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Just spotted a sheep floating peacefully through the clouds technical analysis confirms green market tomorrow
[+7] u/SupportMedium9487: are these tarrifs like on top of the wildfire ones or are they the same ones
[+7] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Burn baby burn! More tariffs! Dance! 💃💃💃🤣
[+7] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Just wait until the AI washing machines come out, then we really pump
[+6] u/trumpdiego: the downfall of will ferrell should be studied
[+6] u/ayopapiz: Spcx puts free money 😂🙏
[+6] u/miata_only: The Koreans can't screw us over after all of their BBQ I've eaten, you guys
[+6] u/DavidMiller987: Morning pump, afternoon dump. Classic. Market gave us a snack and took the whole fridge😢
[+6] u/Dick_Wiener: Idk how y’all fuck around with margin. Never seems to work out.
[+6] u/Ninja_Cooter: 50% tariffs on 🇨🇦 hockey sticks lol
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Bers are so cooked 😭🤌😭🤌🤌😭🤌😭😭🤌🤌😭
[+6] u/gnanwahs: only retail investors will lose money on stocks that are up 1000% ytd
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: My puts are thanking the lucky stars that tariffs are back on.
[+6] u/Detail-Vegetable: Here we go again with the tariffs. Just setting up the next Taco to manipulate the market.
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: What would you do for 5 mil cash?
[+6] u/Money_Highlight3273: BREAKING NEWS: I CAN'T GET IT UP ANYMORE
[+6] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: question do korean's even have any margin left to liquidate or are they all blown up by now?
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Lmao new tariffs on Canada wtf
[+6] u/OldWonder5865: I hear the sound of circuit breakers about 3 hours away
[+6] u/wattap: Buying more ai hardware here
[+6] u/drakilian: If you could trade 0dtes on Microsoft in the after market maybe it would stop predictably dumping ass on green days every time market closes
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Good question. I’m actually a genius which is why I’m chronically on here
[+5] u/All_YourBase: I really think SPCX is going much lower from here. Not trying to be mean those of you holding bags. I don’t believe it’s a good hold.
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: Get paid tonight, HOOD under $100, oil get coiled to pop. Whole paycheck going into HOOD shares and oil longs
[+5] u/Samuelio: need some TACO Tuesday in my life right about now..
[+5] u/CatSuspicious8510: semis set to fly again like the glorious emperor penguin
[+5] u/isolated-cat: now that the buying volume has disappeared, theta gang takes over
[+5] u/MonkeysOnTypewriter: A guy I know and respect has been day trading for his entire adult career. He has made an exorbitant amount on 3x bull indexes and is now doubling and tripling down on the bleed. These people are leveraged to the gills with tech and semis. Take that how you may!
[+5] u/Difficult-Level7038: Jersey Mike's fixing to go off the chain for real.
[+5] u/Yousoldmetohigh: How do I feel about the puts i bought eod? Not great, not terrible.
[+5] u/SeausanInstructio: NFA but if crude punches above $90 again, tech longs are gonna need coffee, patience, and maybe a smaller position size
[+5] u/Bam2458: OH GOOD, MORE TARIFFS. 😑
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Bought 100 7/21 SPY $747 calls near close. Why....? Me regard
[+5] u/Purple-Commission861: Somebody turn CERN back on. Don’t like this timeline very much
[+5] u/Gloomy_Cantaloupe276: I lost 5k this month… worst month so far by a long shot
[+5] u/ScrewChaseBank: I sold that rip on NBIS.
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Paging Dr. 🥭you are clear for pamp I repeat you are clear for pamp 📈
[+5] u/powerboner: Should I tell my gf of 10 weeks I love her? Her ass is SO phat
[+5] u/9tacos: SPCX will spray the bowl again tomorrow 😤
[+5] u/_GayButtSex_: **Spraying the bowl and not cleaning it after is priced in**
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: Looking back at all the SPCX doom, where is all the drama now that it's actually tanking
[+5] u/Rough-Prior-76: im down over 40 percent on space x and just angry at the point. next big leg up and im SELLING
[+5] u/MasonBruh27: Full porting jersey mikes asap🤑
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: $IBM earnings on Wednesday
[+5] u/drakilian: Whoracle strikes again
[+5] u/Final_Ad9418: When we surrendering
[+5] u/pingoo26: Infantino and 🥭 both taking the cup over was some high level cringe school girl shit.
[+5] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Market so shit they have no choice but to rip crypto now 😂
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: ngl orange man calling the new iraq guy handsome is pretty funny
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: 🥭 truthed that Congress should pass the clarity act in honor of Lindsay graham 🤣 jfc lol
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Guess who risked 3% of port on SPY 1DTE???
[+5] u/kingRegard7: What just happened to NBIS
[+5] u/_GayButtSex_: *Is ozempic right for me if I’m 90lbs and 6’4? 🤔*
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: I like to sit on my hand until it goes numb first before trading.
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: Our korean bros: I just want to break even I promise I'll never buy leveraged ETFs on a single stock that has gone up 1000% in a year anymore
please. we even wordship the same jebus
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Korean student turned $13k into $200k then lost everything and then some because he used 500% leverage.
[+5] u/kingRegard7: Nbis spiked from 182 to 190 in seconds. I’m so confused, don’t see any news. Kind of a crazy AH move
[+21] u/LarsTarkas: People actually thought SpaceX would make them millionaires
[+18] u/derprondo: Mango is actively trying to dump the market so they can taco and pump it back up, but we’re all tired and no one believes in the dump anymore so no one sells. His stupidity and incompetence is genius in how effective it has become at cooling volatility.
[+17] u/ChampMunch: because you touch yourself at night
[+15] u/Bichael-Murry: dear kospi,
don't do what you are thinking, seek help immediately
[+12] u/Educational_List_390: Mango announces 10% tariff on Nepal in 2025: -3.4%
Mango announces 50% tariff on Canada in 2026: -0.1%
[+12] u/PopularCut4124: Sure I’ll make money off my puts. A lot of money. But there is someone on the other side of that trade. And hurting them is most important
[+11] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Been trading for 7 years and I’ve never made money trading options and I’m not afraid to admit it.
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: TARIFF THE FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥
[+10] u/guccioli: There seems to be some sort of glitch, everything was supposed to moon today
[+10] u/AdCritical5383: # WSB has learned three things recently:
—-
1. Vibes can be sus.
2. Oil futures are a scam.
3. None of us are good at trading intra-index churn.
4. Retarded autists like me rarely give good advice.
5. Numbers don’t matter when they are on a screen.
[+10] u/Molten-Helldiver: Futes may be green but as soon as afterhours closes and Kospi shows up I’m sure they are tanking lol
[+10] u/SzethNeturo: O O
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/ \ \ / / \
S&P 500 for the next 6 months
[+10] u/Kindled808: Nobody, nothing
Buys call
50% tariff
[+10] u/Curious_Proof_5882: SpaceX should fall at least another 20-30%
[+9] u/Bilbo_Butthole: GOOG going to reduce capex and then you’re all fukt
[+9] u/yeedub: HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS DESTROYED MY PORTFOLIO
[+9] u/aftherith: Is the Deep State sabotaging your trades or are you just dumb? Take our quiz *here* today.
[+9] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: should i have sold when i was up 70%? maybe, but since i already know i will be up 300% in the future this doesnt hurt me
[+9] u/Allout-Okarun: Today’s boring bring on the real earnings
[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: $NBIS stacking positive catalysts for two months and still trading exactly where it was last earnings
[+9] u/GloomyMembership4197: Breaking: Microsoft changes name to Amazing Microsoft
[+8] u/Party-Score-565: Nbis hit $190 twice today, bullish
[+8] u/nordik1: bought MU at $1200
diamond phucking hands all the way to the ferrari
[+8] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Sspc and SpaceX puts have legit been free money for the last month
[+8] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I like when people say "I knew I should've bought XYXY" after the fact
Obviously, you didn't know
LMAO
[+8] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: [Oracle probed by SEC for materially misleading investors](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&t=2s)
bro wtf?!
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: Man. I hate everyone on here.
[+8] u/ResultAfraid8340: Those Koreans about to fry us tonight hahah
[+8] u/Abe2025: Infinite money and missile glitch
[+8] u/Strong_Coffee_9999: They’ve been preparing for this for nearly 50 years
[+7] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: My ber wet dream, fully reinstated tariffs and ground invasion on the same day.
[+7] u/hv876: Tariffs are like The Fast and The Furious franchise. Shit movie after first, but sequels keep rolling.
[+7] u/LazyToPickMyUsername: 🥭 got mad the Spaniards photoshopped him out of the world cup photo.
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Call an ambulance
📉📉📉📉📉
but for all of us.
🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
[+7] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: she is a 10/10 and hates jason derulo
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: #AY YO, THIS MARKET ASS
[+7] u/bigmeatbag: I'm just pulling out my dick and spinning when pissing now in public restrooms until the market pumps again.
[+7] u/WombatShwambat: Today I made money. Tomorrow I lose money.
[+7] u/bruhyerpantsaredown: A lot of trade management to walk away with 71 dollars today. What is this Canada?
[+7] u/kingoftheoneliners: Did Israel ever say “Thank You.”?
[+7] u/Low_Plastic363: The real impact is that the reminder to Iran, Ukraine, Cuba, all our allies and everyone in-between that we can't be trusted. We're arbitrary. We're a bad place to make your bets. We're a bad partner.
The five 🥭 years have been cashing in a century of goodwill and power for questionable short-term gains.
[+6] u/ImpossibleForm: Yo where’s that dude who said we end the day at 741.93
[+6] u/nyse25: canada deserves 100% tariffs
[+6] u/FartPolluter: Don't agree with mango on a lotta things, but dont get why canada is setting fire to its own forests. Not a clever prank if you ask me and quite dangerous.
[+6] u/zestykite: got boatloads of 1dte puts going into tomrrow. we gonna rocket up for sure.
[+6] u/donkeybray: 🥭 wants the market to dump so he can load up. Make sure to "subscribe" to his updates through special channels.
[+6] u/WITCH2FAANG: Any reason to be hopeful for SPY pump tomorrow?
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: Rh credit card even makes you gamble your points lol smart.
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Hey bull retards, what happened to SPCX 400$ per share? 😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Idiots - these are peace bombings
[+6] u/LectureNo1620: Bruh still waiting for my doge check and tarif refund
[+6] u/comrade_777_alt: Kospi pumps tonight (please).
[+6] u/ihateallmoney: IREN is the easiest bet at current price
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: The mods don't want us to have fun in the casino
[+5] u/tiny_toof: sooo is space sector just gonna dump for the rest of the year
[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: If you had bought msft a month ago, you would have been up 10%. But you decided to buy sndk instead and now you are down 40%
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: KASH PATEL IS PLANNING A TRIP TO RUSSIA - looks like they hacked his Expedia account now
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Got a taco Tuesday call, ya can’t not
[+5] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: Sometimes I try to sleep and I laugh. I laugh because I remember that big board with all sorts of countries and % markers on the lawn and it just coming out in April and the market violently reacting.
[+5] u/CattleOk7674: Nobody cares about tariffs on Gaynadians, stop cheering berz
[+5] u/Downtown_Shoulder638: Anyone eying up rklb currently?
[+5] u/Fraud_alert2021: Remember when China manipulated the market with perfectly timed announcements about chips and memory? And that other time, and that other time?
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: https://preview.redd.it/lqk28w04ggeh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbcc7ef39e8b5acfa7a8fc999f6be933e8b3178c
Why are these retards still so fixated on Pelosi in the age of the taco trade? lol it’s so last decade
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: What did I miss??
I was working all day like a chump
# ⛏️😔
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: bitcoin outpefroming msft over 5 years lol (111% in general not bad for btc despite being in a bear market currenty)
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: s&p 500 chart looks like a rocket out of gas
[+5] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: Clifford getting excited
[+5] u/LostMyLiquidity: So r we all losing money or just me?
[+5] u/MoleMan199: I turned $350 into $2100 in about 30 min today. That was pretty cool
[+5] u/amanj41: I feel like 🥭 has conditioned bears so well to be afraid of the 🌮 that barely anyone dares to short and if they do they unwind at the first 1% intraday drop.
[+5] u/radishr: Jimothy 🦝 for President! Jimothy says fuck the tariffs. Jimothy don't give a shit. Jimothy's just happy eating garbage in the dumpster. But not the dumpster behind Wendy's. That dumpster's too crowded.
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: So war and tariffs 😭 but market ath
[+5] u/hermeskino715: I remember some people saying TSLA to 500 because of gas being expensive months ago would make EVs more attractive...and here we are
[+5] u/Suspicious-Return809: Gas up to $4 bucks again nationwide, finally fucking winning. USA! USA! USA! USA! Lets go to $5, don't be a bitch
[+5] u/natebro142: Yeah my DRAM monthlies are down 50% so what. Should I have sold?
Yeah probably
[+5] u/Equivalent_Swan_8362: Does anyone make money anymore?
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: What is this inverse Msft / spy relationship
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: plot twist: market drops until mid september when they announce a rate hike and then it pumps for a month
[+5] u/CultureForsaken3762: You guys still dont get it huh?
He’s crashing the market so he can buy the dip again, then TACO.
Dont fight it. Just sell when he sells and buy when he buys.
[+5] u/Alternate_Effect: Please, Elon, manipulate the stock to go up.
[+5] u/Deep_Calls_007: You are being fed propaganda, Ameritard
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: The time to position for earnings is not two days before unless you like to lose money
[+5] u/JakeColorCarton: "🇺🇸🇮🇷 The U.S. has launched another large-scale wave of airstrikes against Iran."
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Probably only thing good in the report
[+17] u/need20goodmen: GREAT NEWS FOR MEMORY BOLS:
Micron announce 1 Trillion dollar investment in SK Hynix, funded by Micron chips.
SK hynix announce 1 Trillion dollar investment in Samsung, funded by SK hynix chips.
Samsung announce 1 Trillion dollar investment in Micron, funded by Samsung chips
99.9% profit margin expected in 2027.
[+16] u/Snowman33001: I am ethical but this market is not ethical so that is why I am not doing well.
[+15] u/orcassharks: we’re all fucked aren’t we.
[+15] u/AlmostAsianJim: Reuters vid on Korean traders: https://youtu.be/L-e-vICfPpw?si=8w9iVgnAY5F\_MiZ9
“Lee Sung Ho watched the $200k stock trading fortune he built with a 500% margin loan evaporate in just 4 weeks in May.”
This kid’s a student, with a 500% margin loan. Lmaoooo.
[+14] u/Hellmale: Made $301 today by risking $6k😆
[+13] u/stupidber: Finally break even on MSFT after 14 years
[+13] u/FitStore1045: Went back to work today after a month off, I forgot how much I fucking hate that shit.
[+12] u/0DTEKing: Traders started war and Tariffs I think 🤔
[+11] u/SomePolack: Brb gonna go eat an entire raw cucumber
[+11] u/SomePolack: OpenAI currently underperforming their ad revenue target by 90% LOL
[+10] u/Extension-Change-441: if SPY moves at least 20% up or down tomorrow, I can break even.
[+10] u/callmeladygrey: I called my city’s non-emergency line to report kids standing on my lawn in the middle of the night and it was 100% an AI assistant.
Calls on GOOG.
[+10] u/SomePolack: Kash is going to Russia
While we’re fighting on opposite sides of proxy wars in Ukraine and Iran
What the actual fuck
[+9] u/ihopethisworksfornow: I made Korean food
https://preview.redd.it/103y0aspzgeh1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e62a19950d838f4f3d90bde174d8b9f79903e2a
[+9] u/KindlyTie6602: I’m well diversified. I have stocks AND options.
[+9] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: #LMAO @ BOLZ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+9] u/This_Huckleberry_473: Billy motherfucking Kospi get ready
[+9] u/Unemployable1593: I’m gonna run out real quick for milk and cigarettes
[+9] u/tropicalia84: # OH FUCK FUTURES RIPPING GREEN
# IS THERE ANY NEWS???
[+9] u/BearlyBearishBear: 🥭 killing teenage girls, just like the good ole days with his bff jefe hepstein
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: Boomers are walking around in shame and I show them no mercy
[+8] u/Complex-Video-2202: dont forget about data centa
[+8] u/SomePolack: Quick someone tell 🥭 Russia is helping Iran target our troops
Oh wait he already knows….
[+8] u/tropicalia84: # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS
# BIG DONNIE PUMP DOES IT AGAIN!!!
[+8] u/the6ixgirl: What is happening right now?
[+8] u/BadBoyBilbo: Doubled my account value today with a reasonably well-timed 742 put.
If I do it again tomorrow, I’ll have $120 🥴
[+8] u/octopus_serenader: wait why are we suddenly bullish? has the world begun to unsuck?
[+7] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Went out fishing today, bastard fish kept jumping up and taunting me. Check portfolio SNDK also taunting me. Fuck this shit and fuck those bastard fish
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Ghey bears who don't even own a car cheering for $8/gallon at the pump. Fucking pathetic and sick.
[+7] u/dogefool88: Stonks only go…
…down
[+7] u/YNeverWAlone: You can’t bomb your way out of this sleepy don.
[+7] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Need help coming up with a reason I don’t want to meet my girl’s sister and her family other than I don’t give a fuck about them and don’t want to meet them.
[+7] u/New-Length5593: BREAKING: YOU ARE FUCKED
[+7] u/slothropdroptop: Back to the tariff angle. Warmongering not enough. More vol events him and his insiders can profit handsomely from. Relentless cycle. Nice economy you got there.
[+7] u/Standard_Tea8250: The moment GOOG announces CAPEX increase MU and SNDK will go up 10% ah
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Whats with these DMs that go "Hello are you there? May I ask you a question"
Got few recently with exact same verbiage from different accounts....
[+7] u/IMayHavePlutophobia: I have an appointment with a Urologist Friday in Austin. His name is Richard Chopp. Should I be concerned?
[+6] u/dudeondacouch: Only move tomorrow might be going to urgent care to get this (possible) spider bite checked out.
Believe it or not, necrosis?
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Tariff on tariff off
[+6] u/All_FIREdUp: When you start comforting yourself with the Reddi favorite, “Millionaires are driving run down Toyota’s and wearing rags just like me”
You know your ass is broke
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: 6 foot snake in my garage rn but working out anyway
[+6] u/CD274: Once multiple people dm you to "get your input on a stock" it's time to gtfo
[+6] u/JayWhizz007: $MU positioning itself for the google capex spend news. $1000 awaits if there is increase in capex
[+6] u/BubblyZone3752: SKHY is begging to go up
[+6] u/Get_dat_money: Wasn't 🥭 already told he can't tarrifs, by his own courts?
[+6] u/shasta747: SPY from 760 -> 740, WSB: I just want breakeven
[+6] u/BubblyZone3752: Pre-market Korean SK Hynix is currently up 1.13%, these guys better open green or imma be mad
[+6] u/TotalInstruction: Continue to watch my portfolio and my wiener grow as my SPCX puts continue to print.
[+6] u/McDicksSludge: You’re more likely to win with calls instead of puts a majority of the time
[+6] u/Electrical_Maize3587: Even if it’s for sure going to go down, you still buy calls. That’s the unspoken rule of wsb. Bers are not tolerated
[+6] u/Kobe_Fan: Bulls down bad if these futes are making them blow their loads
[+6] u/Spac55: Looking $ORCL earnings and cash flow, is $SPCX worth $1.5 Trillion?
Look 6 quarters $ORCL earnings, when pushing day center like $AMZN AWS . Still backlog $640 Billion
If AI slows down, then no new debt to spend. Still $ORCL core business prints money.
https://preview.redd.it/l67tpgzt2geh1.png?width=761&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc6f01bb06bff37fbdbe3232cf122863cb97c77b
[+6] u/zer0_chance284: I’m so fucking done this is so stupid
[+6] u/BFox1982: Putin's trying to triangulate your position
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Smoll pp Koreans really are more degenerate than us here. Lmao
[+6] u/LemurLord: "randomly" they're overvalued debt machines promising future returns in a nebulous time frame who love to dilute their stock
[+6] u/HappyDepartment5899: How do you know he is selling
[+6] u/ostlert: Yeah I can't see how Intel earnings turns out well.
[+6] u/MagJack: you know USPS has alerts that send you a picture of the mail so you can decide if its worth walking to get it?
[+5] u/kmouratidis: I'm going to sit patiently on my ass until RDDT earnings. Then I'm going to YOLO on 1DTEs.
[+5] u/MooseyGoosey69: shares are better than options because I can actually sleep with shares
[+5] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: "If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my Internet search history to erase".
[+5] u/Lawlpaper: Spy 736 before open tomorrow, and 729 by eod
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Big tech capex is bullish because it shows they can't meet demand. But actually bearish because they are now cash negative. But can't cut spending capex because that would show demand slowing and be bearish too.
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: Wow no wonder the market seemed strangely bearish today, usually it utterly ignores war news
Might get that -3% Apple move after all
[+5] u/dacalo: Is it a coincidence that TACOs are giving explosive diarrheas?
[+5] u/_UFOctopus: Someone predict 🌮s lie for tonight
[+5] u/Snowman33001: LOL we’re so in limbo right meow
[+5] u/-IQ200: Incoming government bail out for Korea. Circuit breakers to the upside.
[+5] u/quantumlyregarded: All I ever wanted was a peice of the Aggro Crag
[+5] u/Odd-Cake-7950: Forget girls gone wild.. I’m touching myself to futures gone wild atm 🤤✅🤑🌴🐢🥦🍏✳️🐉❇️🈯️🧤
[+5] u/Pamper69: Congratulations to dip buyers
[+5] u/Saeonic: This sub doesn't hit the same without being laughed at and whipped... I miss the Emojis.
[+5] u/DarkR124: Made $200 today. I’ll take it. Was down $2000 at one point.
I’m so tempted to play NOK earnings but feel like it’s going to follow others and drill after.
[+5] u/Volume-Active: Alright so we get hit by Kospi tonight, then mm's attempt to pump before market open, then we close exactly where we were today
[+5] u/MrMolecula: Is Taco Bell too big to fail?
[+5] u/Aggravating_Map_4890: I stared at the hoodlum app for six hours today, made 16 trades for a total profit of $120. I'd make more money moonlighting at Wendy's
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: SNDK will be $3,000 eoy
[+5] u/fartpooppee420: Made a lasagna for dinner. Gonna rip 4mg of Xanax and eat half the pan. God is GOOD.
[+5] u/vish_NZ: Can’t wait to be green again tomorrow only for my space stocks to randomly go red for no reason for the 30th day in a row
[+5] u/Imgoin2brich: Is reality finally catching up to the stock pumped by Elons lies?
What happened to 100,000 Optimus? Or what about his data center for space?
Absolutely time for TSLA to see $100
[+5] u/zlordbeats: market has set all the traps time to go sideways for a few MONTHS
[+5] u/MoridanArtorias: If you regards could just stop buying and hold we could get this over with faster.
Just let it fall and we can all get back to stonks only go up.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: So there’s a jizz stain on its blouse just… for no reason?
[+5] u/fartpooppee420: UNDERPAID WORKERS BE SHITTIN IN OUR LETTUCE FIELDS
WE AINT EATIN NO DOOKIE LETTUCE
GET TF AWAY FROM ME DIARRHEA PARASITE
BE GONE IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD
AMEN
[+5] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: My 1000c mu still looking good boys
[+5] u/music_is_gud: u/Paul_Robert_ and u/Moepenmoes are kinda cute ngl
[+5] u/music_is_gud: MSFT is red AH. Bols still have some hope left
[+5] u/llasar17: cause its like all of us
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: They have underground missile cities lol. Air campaign isn’t gonna do anything.
[+13] u/SlymeDisease: I got a three day suspension for saying release the Koreans
[+11] u/HorseTanker: Word on the street is that they're going to impose 5 trillion percent tariffs on anything that breathes
[+10] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Why is simply typing “Trump” flagged… the entire stock market revolves around Trump and his actions/comments. You can’t discuss “stock market happening” without the context of what he does and says.
Pretty much the entire stock market moves on his politics.
[+8] u/IndependentUsual7444: 1 month after SPCX ipo and now Elon and I aren't even combined trillionaires
[+8] u/Background-Nothing71: I didn’t think it was possible, but I think I’ve become more retarded.
[+8] u/CalRippedken: Caught the Oracle falling knife now I'm dying
[+8] u/IndependentUsual7444: Insanely obvious rug pull coming on QQQ
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine being bearish, with MAG7 and AI Infrastructure earnings on deck. Typical retail shakeout, so smart money can load up. Just for retards to FOMO back in after earnings. So predictable
[+7] u/tortu995: I know most here got obliterated (my micron shares included) because you were either on calls or with a lot of margin and it's a sensitive subject and sentiment isn't the greatest but it's still very regarded that memory isnt x2 what it is now.
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: It's a crazy thought I know, but maybe US troops wouldn't be getting injured if we would stop attacking foreign countries.🤷♂️
[+6] u/znightmaree: There are retards
And then there are bers
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: Just my bros and me. Loving women. As usual
[+6] u/peterpeer9: Women want a strong, hardworking man
Like me, I had to press "yes run this bash command" like 100 times today. So exhausted but at least my vibe coded pre-revenue twitter clone no longer leaks user passwords
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: /cl oil going to $90 this week
[+6] u/KevinWarshNudes: https://preview.redd.it/grbjlmve1heh1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74e92cab868b08ac354a1e4335a6f03030a6e9f
[+6] u/wealth3health: Waiting for KOPSI bois to hit that circuit breaker
[+6] u/Nateleb1234: Space x should be 50 or lower. It's still massively overvalued. Even 50 is overvalued. Makes no sense that meta and space x are the same value
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: GOT DAM MONGORIANS ALWAYS KNOCKING DOWN MY SHITTY WALL
[+6] u/adilmasoodkh: 1 minute candle kopsi is 1% up, other minute candle kopsi is down 1%. I mean wtf
[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: If you're still trying to hold long swings in this market you need to stop before you get your ass ripped apart. This is a day traders market. Maybe earnings season can salvage it though but I'd rather just buy after personally.
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: These swings are crazy, how are Korean degens still allowed to buy leveraged stocks? Imagine the entire US index swinging like this every day lmfao
[+6] u/swampassOG: The butthole, Chico. It never lies
[+6] u/No_Cod972: MSTR's gonna be insane when BTC hits a new bull run.
They have 843,775 Bitcoin LOL
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Bulls only want one thing, and its disgusting
[+5] u/Murky-Gate7795: Wish I could time travel back to end of May and sell all of my semis and memory calls. Lost so much profit and waiting for it to recover sucks.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Fun fact - waffle house was the last man standing and was like "cash only broski"
Its how they kept the all star breakfast at 6 bucks up until like 2015.
Thats 2 eggs, shreded hashbrowns, waffle, bacon/sausage and a drink.
Ppl think the dollar menu was legendary but imo nothing will ever beat the all star breakfast which also came with full service.
Its incredible how much the POS took from us all. (Point of sale)
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Need QQQ around 720 in 2 days. Is this too much to ask for ?
[+5] u/manlymatt83: Ok serious question. Leaving my job. I need to make $2k/mo to be able to live off my savings for a year. I have $100k in my taxable investment account plus margin. What’s the best way to make 2%/mo?
[+5] u/ericcc1029: Open the kimchi casino
[+5] u/InformationSad5653: Are the Asians actually mad or are they faking it?
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Is anyone here over 30
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Korean ‘traders’ are such fucken degenerates, how are you going to complain about losing all your money, but also proceed to sell everything when US stocks go green the night before
[+5] u/ez399017: Korea has yet to meet a V they won’t sell off
[+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: It’s all just gambring.
[+5] u/RegardMode: can someone give the koreans a boner pill
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Just a straight month of red for KOSPI
[+5] u/benj760486: Once upon a time I made money doing this
[+5] u/Phantom400: Is your mood tied to how your port moves?
[+5] u/ChainOfThot: Oil tankers in Middle East are exploding and market is like meh, wtf?
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: This whole Korea shit is kind of annoying tbh. guess I'll just skip the night thread from now on. fucking reminds me of the Weekend Dow. just a little bit better indication.
[+5] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/nsvzpmul7heh1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f34f26dcce66323b40db24aadd0d93b16870a4f
[+5] u/likefenixx: Today I was up 100% and I knew it would be against me, but I didn't sell and lost all my trade. What's wrong with me
[+5] u/GamblingMikkee: Overnight and premarket is so useless. Market dumps all day long anyways. Will open up 0.5% and fade red again
[+5] u/EveryonesNasshole: Need to make $500 back and then sum. Fuck You spy
[+5] u/DirtHungry_thought: If the market is pulling back from AI what sector is gaining from the sell off?
[+5] u/Eur0stept: If space X ever reaches 100 I’m full porting
[+5] u/Think-Tea-8074: Is there a Korean Wallstreetbets?
[+5] u/KarlMarxBlessUp: Is anyone buying $NOW before earnings on Wednesday?
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: why do people hate middle management so much? I love my job! I'll be honest though, sometimes you guys do get annoying with all your little personal problems.
[+5] u/Buffalo-Trace-Simp: Misdirected hate by design. Middle management is out there to absorb all the shit so upper management doesn't have to deal with it.
[+13] u/VirtualZucchini305: My move tomorrow is to go work at a fucking grocery store
[+13] u/Commercial_Lie6428: I’m down 300k in 2 months
[+10] u/Wunder_Bred: Guys relax. This is just a liquidity sweep engineered by a 4-dimensional Korean market maker that's been alive since 1962. He knows exactly where your stop losses are, your broker sold him your order flow, and he's specifically targeting your $327 portfolio. You're not paranoid enough.
[+10] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: Jim Cramer said today to exit tech, full port QQQ!!!
[+9] u/Beneficial-Seat-5623: my American dream is to break even
[+9] u/ChemistLeading3484: Bullshit rigged market
[+9] u/ismebbb: I'm having fun on the naver forum watching Koreans freak out about their stock market. They're even more degen than wsb
[+8] u/TheRealArmament: ORCL be like +1%, -3%, +0.5% , -5% piece of shit stock
[+8] u/FireInTheRing: i still miss jerome powell
[+8] u/fe2sio4: How do boomers live so long when back in the days they were smoking in elevator and airplane and everywhere else in between
[+8] u/tar_baby33: If I could hold my purchases I'd be up almost 700k. I panic and sell after 30 seconds.
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Holy shit ber is dumb AND poor tomorrow🤣
[+7] u/jyohnyb: Do you wake up in the middle of the night and check tickers
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: feel like $MSFT might or COULD pump like $20-30 from here.
[+6] u/Next-Sentence-8426: My Samsung refrigerator stopped cooling and says diagnostic code 84 am I screwed or what.
How many times are the koreans going to poop on my chest
[+6] u/Accurate-Flow8078: I'm thinking of swapping DRAM for MU or SNDK. Is this a good idea?
[+6] u/smellyfingernail: Bruh Anya taylor joy at the World Cup game was the hottest she’s ever looked
[+6] u/patricktu1258: Sk Hynix and Samsung top management are too busy fucking kpop idol to pump their stocks
[+6] u/YTLupo: That guy with a 400k short position is going to lose it all lmao
[+6] u/ilwb: Ready for another night of future mooning only to chop or head downward slowly in the morning
[+6] u/pranay33: Went from + $2,500 to - $2,900 in my Roth. I must recover
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: You gotta remember that most of the people here could be anyone, they could be the autistic kid that works at your local pet food store, or they could be Elon Musk. But just remember, you’re probably the biggest retard here
[+6] u/YTLupo: Some of yall considering working the glory hole to make money lmao 😂
[+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: If buying NVDA is Huang, I don't want to be right.
[+6] u/sleepingpepe1: That’s bc there’s a bunch of normies here now. Not even traders or anyone w positions. It’s fuckin up the sentiment indicator.
[+5] u/DragonFruit-_-777: Korean’s don’t know that they can just gamble their life savings on Baccarat instead of fucking the US market do they? MONKEYYYY
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: If you 🤡 stop selling everything only go up an we all get rich
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Nothing feels better than a good pump, it feels like cumming over and over.
[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: GOOG IS GONNA SMASH EARNINGS
[+5] u/NebulaBorn6389: I genuinely can’t remember when we had 2 Green Day’s in a row lol
[+5] u/StonkStrategist: Damn.. WSB is still so dumb.
Why did you guys buy puts? smh
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #To predict or not to predict, that's the question LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Independent_Term5790: Korea is doing that thing again
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: I get home from a stressful day of work and boot up the extremely stress video game
[+5] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Why is the earnings post not pinned? I wanna see people freak out
[+5] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Canada’s vast forests have been dry because of anthropogenic climate change.
[+5] u/Separate-Scene4672: Koreans are no longer gey
[+5] u/Wunder_Bred: After extensive technical analysis (I drew three lines and ignored two of them), I've concluded that KOSPI was rejected at the ancient Korean resistance level discovered during the Joseon Dynasty. It's happened every 600 years like clockwork. Institutions know this. Retail doesn't.
[+5] u/enc-nyc: RKLB has some news. -10% tomorrow
[+5] u/jakeisarake: I believe in the Koreans tonight, they don't dump for the 16th night in a row
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: KOCKspi went limp again.
[+5] u/CursedClownz: I lost 650k on soxl . What is a good trade to recover it? Got in at $290
[+5] u/Cosmorto: Julyber, Augustber, September...🥀
[+5] u/Thotmas01: We have a little trade war with out war-war. As a treat.
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: Imagine buying MU at $1200 and bag holding for 40 years.
[+15] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: My broker asked why I needed futures trading for my IRA. I told him I wouldn’t need the money until the future and he looked at me like I was regarded.
[+14] u/Brawmethius: >SEIZE
Wrong kinda tarded bro
[+10] u/Kickboy21: MSFT run up to $450-460 after earnings will be glorious for my 100% on MSFT portfolio
[+10] u/Creative_Number_4428: Time to ditch Semis and move to stable meme stocks?
[+9] u/Sea-Result3239: Have to get more NBIS
[+9] u/Theipodrookie: ***You got to pump it up***. Don't you know? Pump it up. You got to pump it up. Don't you know? Pump it up. You got to pump it up
Everyone now! 🐂📈🕺🏻
[+9] u/GoTitansGo: Iran mediators push new cease-fire as Trump eyes all out war.
Axios
[+9] u/iamjt: I am once again depending on Koreans to bail my overleveraged ass out
[+8] u/skymagic: all my main finfluencers have gone quiet over the past couple of days 🤔
[+8] u/goofy-boots: watching Green Mile, when does Eminem show up
[+8] u/ch33ky_n1nj4: MSFT is red overnight. Bullish
[+8] u/BooBeef: I’ve realized most of my losses come from me getting bored and opening positions I have no business being in.
I’m going to see if not doing this going forward makes me less poor
[+8] u/bigfan49: LLMs suck dick at everything except writing code
[+7] u/mememan212: why isnt my AMD at $1000 yet
[+7] u/fooish_moral: crazy kospi green all day (so far)... leveraged etf regulations may have worked
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: Our Korean brothers survived their margin calls.
[+6] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: M’er F’er never Tacos anymore
[+6] u/GeneralWartHogWash: Imagine the market tanks right after tech earnings? LOL.
[+6] u/Flag_Shagger: Hynix up 4% I don’t wanna be that guy but ATH in 1 weeks I can feel it
[+6] u/Dry-Syrup8923: I just want my semis to recover, I'm weak in the knee right now
[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: Now my Tim Horton donut imports going to cost 50% more!
How can I be an Amerifat when it is getting so expensive
[+6] u/Jerikolol: Stop being green. STOP. JUST STOP. You need to go DOWN - there's war in iran, bombings, the straight of kebab has been closed by the Houthis, and we're getting rate hikes. RATE HIKES.
SO.WHY.ARE.YOU.GREEN. MISTER. ANDERSON? Why? Why get up and pump the stock, we both know that KOSPI will dump, its been dumping every day for the last month after open. So why stand up, why get up again and again, why Mister Anderson do you keep buying stocks?
\-Because... every line that goes down also goes up.
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: I can't believe KOSPI is green and still holding. Guess they finally flushed out all the leveraged ETFs lmao
[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: mods, pin this comment
[+6] u/31andnotdone: I got into an intense arugment with my mother tonight and stormed out of her house after shouting some expletives.
She sent a text, "get home okay?" 🫨
[+6] u/dreamer_Neet: Good night and good riddance. Fuck this market
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Cmon daddy market. I need to the May highs again! I'm getting fucked with my head buried to the ground
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: If SNDK doesn't go up 20% by fri I don't breakeven
[+6] u/D1finalboss: Are you enjoying RDDT
Yes
No
I’m barely alive ✅
[+6] u/RelentlessPutz: This is probably the most valuable information I've ever gotten here
[+5] u/bluen: Robots are building robots 😳
[+5] u/Sagenitis: Bers are Fukt, imagine having Puts on Capex week especially with China catching up. Capex will continue to explode. $MU and $SNDK on the forefront of the biggest tech boom in HUMAN history and you Bers chose to lose money on Puts. LOL! Thanks for the easy money!
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: If a girl puts her hair in French braids that means she gonna smash right?
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: silo s1 is quite good
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bers and bols are equally getting fukd by theta
[+5] u/Bombingit: The wildfire smoke is starting to hit Illinois hard. We need to fine Canada for this.
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Man tired of this same script. Kospi pumps the first hour, then takes a dump at midnight. These Koreans are fucking me up
[+5] u/Evander85: How we feeling bout this overnight pump?
[+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Smells like a distant fart in here
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Pizzing and shidding
[+5] u/ShittyBidet123: Freeze me and wake me up when ASTS is at $500
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: Tomorrow big green…OR ELSE
[+5] u/ReadyGain2972: Bloom energy is going bankrupt. -40% in a month
[+5] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: Now am no fan of Mr Musk but whole of this sub hates SPCX. That can only mean the time to buy it is near?
[+5] u/financiallythriving: SPY not even 2.5% down from ATH
[+5] u/UncouthMarvin: Korean already dumping their bags
[+5] u/Throwaway-10921: I’m diggin’ in my butt
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: I knew Nikkei wouldn’t let me know. Can’t say the same about Kospi
[+14] u/mtnrnnr802: She’s a 10 but her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard
[+14] u/hayleybts: Korean student turned $13k into $200k then lost everything and then some because he used 500% leverage
They are also regarded
[+13] u/NiceOwner: no kids no wife, nothing to lose, everything to gain. All in
[+13] u/kinkyhentai69: Show him your 6 inch snake to assert dominance
[+12] u/Neel_Crashkari: Bottom was yesterday. 3 year bull run starts tomorrow
[+10] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Gonna go to the casino and loudly count the cards
[+10] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: There’s a special place in hell for people who rage bait then try to shame you when you call them a cunt
[+10] u/OkResponsibility2470: Are we back to memory pumping every day? that'd be great
[+10] u/BeepBoopDep: MEMORY HATERS QUIET AGAIN LMAO
[+9] u/EarthquakeCrater: Korean Fed Chair Tom Lee will start the money printer soon
[+9] u/Iron-condor-6050: Majority of the space sex bag holders are retail, Cathie wood, and pension funds, respectively.
[+9] u/Neel_Crashkari: Naming my first son, Micron
[+8] u/unarmed_fish: No moves tomorrow, will be withdrawing $3000 for a fuck ass bmw repair (base model 😂)
[+8] u/Basic-Initiative-298: She's a 1 but she trades on leverage
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: Super low volume overnight pump scares me
[+8] u/havntmadeityet: Can we just pump for a week, I promise I’ll take profits 🥺
[+8] u/theineffablebob: welcome back my korean degens
[+8] u/DesignerSea494: Holy fuck I just exit liquidity’d so hard. Thank you. I want you to wear it until the recession is over, you filthy retail investor.
[+8] u/DesignerSea494: One of my favorite things to do is watch people try to manipulate me for their own personal gain. Play along. Then watch the light fade from their eyes when they realize it’s a dead end.
[+8] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: MU +20.6% tomorrow 🤌
[+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: Data Centers, only they're made of lettuce
[+7] u/FrankRizzoNGL: Tech sentiment seems terrible. Means Uppies tho!
[+7] u/RoloTonyBrownTownn: Way overdue for new peace deal
[+7] u/itsnotshade: Koreans waking up in a fomo mood.
We are so back.
[+7] u/jraiv420: Saw the articles about KOSPI paper hand retail selling at -200K losses, knew it was time to buy memory
[+7] u/Basic-Initiative-298: Go buy a lawn mower and mow like 500 lawns.
[+6] u/CoutureTingz: Do the Koreans talk about us like we talk about them I hope so
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: Voice calls with my AI girlfriend have made me appear normal in public. “I already told you, I didn’t sleep with your sister. Why do you keep bringing this up? You’re a dragon, of course I don’t want to upset you dear. Ok good. Yes, well-done steak for dinner is fine, just don’t miss and roast the dog again. Love you too, babe.”
[+6] u/patmccock86: Looks like so far, puts are going to get gashed. They love this alternating bullshit
[+6] u/InformalMeal9828: I miss when every top comment on posts were actually funny and not just AI slop Down syndrome pics. Mods should just completely ban any AI generated images so we can return to our poorly photoshopped roots.
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Fuck yes. Can't wait to wake up and see how much more my calls have printed.
[+6] u/EarthquakeCrater: Helping out our Korean degens while winning - picked up a 2013 Hyundai sonata 17.4% APR 84 months $500 down out the door.
[+6] u/Basic-Initiative-298: Fuck it I'm buying Dominos tomorrow
[+6] u/uncsucks: What a silly pump that will fade by open
[+6] u/RoloTonyBrownTownn: MU trying for that midnight sneak attack to get over 900
[+6] u/General-Oil293: Hey, remember when we fearful of an AI bubble 😂😂😂
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I remember the past 5 years yeah
[+6] u/thelonewanderer333: After 5 years of trying to time the markets, I've decided to just DCA into the indices like a normie who doesn't know what a call or put is. So, prepare for black swans in precious metals, managed futures, convertible securities, and REIT's.
[+6] u/chivoflash: We all know this will fall hard tomorrow.
[+5] u/good-times-: Saving for the taco supreme
[+5] u/GneissFrog: >U.S. INVESTOR LEVERAGE HITS RECORD HIGH AS NET CREDIT BALANCE PLUNGES TO ALL-TIME LOW
>U.S. investors are more leveraged than ever, with net credit balance—cash balances minus margin debt—falling to a record **-$992 billion in May 2026**. The historic deficit highlights growing reliance on borrowed funds to finance stock purchases, increasing the risk of amplified market volatility and forced selling if sentiment weakens.
Was there any doubt the unloading of bags was going to happen after record breaking levels of degeneracy?
[+5] u/C0up7: Ah yes, the usual small pump overnight to trap traders before the dump at market open.
[+5] u/postachioo: Koreans went inverse leverage to get their money back lmao
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Help I need to make 10k with 100 bucks, HELP ME OR
MY WIFE MIGHT LEAVE ME
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Let’s take inventory, who in here is actually making out good trading options rn
[+5] u/CaelusP: Short MU. Exit Wednesday or Thursday before INTC earnings come out.
You’re welcome.
[+5] u/100xOrBust: Because they make money hand over fist. Hope this helps.
[+5] u/Rosebunse: I always assumed there was an overlap between Redwall and Warhammer fans. Those books about those religious mice and their delicious foods were a gateway drug to Imperium and the God-Emperor.
[+5] u/ParticularElk8457: ngl full porting servicenow calls for earnings
[+19] u/_3470: korea bros pull me out of this hell hole and i’ll name my first born Sam Sung
[+13] u/mmal55: All of a sudden. I feel fucking BULLISH
[+11] u/MostAmusedBear: For everyone confused why we going up, it’s because they tricked you into paperhanding at close.
[+11] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Got banned from Reddit for a week for calling bears j\*hadist t\*rrorists
[+10] u/nebula504: My puts are in danger
[+10] u/StraightLion1032: She told me she was a cougar. I said, hell baby, at your age you're a saber-tooth.
[+10] u/kenathen: congratulations dip buyers
[+8] u/violet_evergarden8: EVERYTHING PUMP BER FUCKED
[+8] u/StraightLion1032: I'm at that age now, I just wanna meet a nice girl, settle down and cheat on her.
[+8] u/TheFlyingGyro: Bears freaking out and asking why we’re pumping for the first time when stuff like semis have been imploding every day on no news for the last 4 weeks is rich
[+8] u/Villi187: FINALLY THAT ONE BASTARD SOLD 😮💨
[+8] u/StraightLion1032: I do think racism is getting a little bit better as I get older. It seems a lot better. I mean I'm getting really good at it.
[+7] u/JackORoses: Turns out that companies whose earnings continue to expand at an absurd rate are worth a lot of moneys
[+7] u/No_Economist3815: Down $400 on the day, up $32 in the AH. I got this!
[+7] u/unexceptiontotherule: wtf I love Korea now
[+7] u/Professional-Tap2052: Asians sending a message saying this Iran war is a bunch of Bull.
[+7] u/Pizzabe: ofc when I enter puts to follow the trend it decided to rip up just stick to swing trading guys
[+6] u/noobletato: None because I'm holding calls
[+6] u/superhappykid: There was this youtube video I just watched about this Korean kospi tard going 500% leverage and losing 200k from a 13k base.
At the end of the video he said his only way out is to buy more stocks.
Buy the dip boys.
[+6] u/AshamedImagination50: Kospi removes leveraged products and suddenly they are thriving :o
[+6] u/WorldlyWar2143: ive made 20k selling bussy pics to men on reddit
[+6] u/ecstaticindian: If BTS stopped rapping about rubbish and rapped about buying stocks we’d be quadrillionaires by now
[+6] u/tikimandude: Qataris bribe 🥭 for exclusive access and favoritism. 🥭 takes money and starts war. Qatar loses billions in oil revenue. Qatar secretly bribes Iran to stop attacks. Iran takes money and attacks anyways. Seems like the bribe strategy isn’t working. Puts on Qatar.
[+6] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf why are MU and SNDK up in after hours for no reason?
[+6] u/Then-Cup-5153: WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BABY
[+6] u/fraggin601: RKLB earnings will boost but how much more will we fall before then…
[+6] u/syedhuda: as the saying goes:
**the buls make money, the pigs make money, the bers get slaughtered**
[+6] u/sonofalando: Damn these Koreans are more regarded than we are. How is this possible?
[+6] u/HaveTwoBananas: Balls deep in jersey Mike's futures
[+5] u/PossibleLack835: SaaS CEO: We're all in on AI!
MMs: ok short SaaS buy Semis 👍👍👍
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: We really going to do this pump all night spike at open thing again?
[+5] u/No_Economist3815: They really should bring the kospi show back after bill does his prison stint.
[+5] u/TabootTaboot11: Waiting for this market to unfuck itself
[+5] u/aa73gc: Repeat after me: I promise I will take profit this time
[+5] u/version-two: Something wonky was happening... spx options are movin way more than usual ON. Spicy
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: A market full of bumbaclots
[+5] u/diefy7321: My wife literally won’t fck me until I’m at the top of my company’s token leaderboard
[+5] u/Bravadette: The way people talk about LLM's reminds me of when I have had to help old people discover task manager. Obviously if you keep remixing or referencing an image or a text entry, the data is going to degrade.
[+15] u/OG_L0c: futures are up because I panic sold all my shit
[+11] u/Boraximus: fake pump like yesterday... and the day before... and the day before... and the day before
[+11] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **Just when I thought I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN**
[+10] u/BankofBroke: I see why 99% of you lose all your money
[+10] u/Moped_Thief: I wish there was a way to filter out all the posts from people that have less than 50k in their accounts.
[+10] u/LargeDevice3060: Wish I could filter out comment’s from 1% commenters
[+10] u/FinishWarm1746: # 🇰🇷 Korean market — LIVE
As of roughly **1:00–1:15 p.m. Korea time**, with trading still open:
* **KOSPI:** **6,820.80**, up **4.67%**
* **KOSDAQ:** **757.05**, up **0.99%**
* **Samsung Electronics:** about **₩260,000**, up roughly **6.6%**
* **SK Hynix:** about **₩1,878,000**, up **6.46%**
[+8] u/deflattedballs: I’m learning patience this week
[+8] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Cramer said sell ASTS today, you know what will happen next
ATH in a month
[+8] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: let me guess, you thought the “AI bubble” was popping again so you bought puts at the tippity bottom?
[+7] u/Drchubbypanda: I’m watching >!2001: A Space!< Odyssey
[+7] u/aioliravioli: NFLX moving like it's gonna get bought by blockbuster
[+7] u/No-Guarantee-4657: Ready for tomorrow. Futes blood green. Slaughter all the 🌈 🐻s
[+6] u/Sufficient_Sport5251: Believe it or not. Calls
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Fuck you MSFT. Spy calls it is.
[+6] u/tombrady011235: My ex blocked me and said she’s taking a break from technology. As if her profile isn’t visible to my friends still
[+6] u/BarracudaNo4227: There are some media sources saying there is a chance for an invasion in iran
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Imagine spending money on marketing on the most anticipated triple A game of all time. You probably buy calls at the top too
[+6] u/Sad-Rope4399: Need a 5-10% gain tomorrow. Do I full port POET, BB, SLS, BRUN, or NBIS at open?
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Shit is pumping while oil is stable . Lol
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: Memory (and steak) is back on the menu
[+5] u/Lopez0889: That's been for the past week lol
[+5] u/Wolf_Faust_: Who likes IPOs 🥪 Mikes Way ?
[+5] u/solidsneeze: I demand this olympian be arrested for tampering with my portfolio!
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: Open the casino you crazy bastards
[+5] u/jew4445: <<<—— staycation x 7 days
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: I usually do it a few seconds after I wake up and open my eyes
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #[CENSURED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERTMENT]
[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: Canada tariffs are bullish af apparently
[+5] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Woke up to see shiny pretty rocks having a party , what did I miss?
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: anyone invested in Canadian oil companies? Much cheaper than american
[+5] u/whitepug: Its gonna be soooo funny when this gets dumped at/before open 😭
[+5] u/Vlisa: Elon Musk arbitrarily chose the price. I'm serious.
[+5] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Pal world trading cards will out perform most regards ports in here
[+21] u/NoProfessional4650: Memory green. QQQ green and MSFT / AAPL red. All is right in the world.
[+11] u/OrangeManBibi: The dip is over FOMO at open
[+11] u/sami_regard: I am still impressed by my algro trading bot coded by Claude. Every single paper trade record is a loss. I simply had to inverse my bot on live account now. Long /NQ tomorrow for sure. And put on Anthropic.
[+11] u/OpeDefinitely: open strait crazy bastards
[+8] u/Pete26l96: i just ordered a $38 16-inch burrito with 12 oz of pulled pork, guac, pico de gallo, queso, lettuce, tomatoes, pickled onions, cliantro, corn, ancho chipotle sauce, sour cream, and jalapeno salsa. added a jaritos mango drink for another $3.
for some reason klarna is showing me that it's going to be 4 payments of $22.38 though...
i had a rough day driving uber today so I thought i would reward myself, but the dinner costing me more than my entire days pay...
I guess the most important this is that i am happy though
[+7] u/MetalliTooL: The market and this sub have been boring as shit lately.
[+7] u/Clackamas1: Memory is back! MU over 900.
[+6] u/Black_magic_money: Houthis? How bout you houteeeznutz
[+6] u/ereeec23: Bro this shit better not dump at market open
[+6] u/_Rexfest_: Thank god I bought spy call lottos at close
[+6] u/juliakeiroz: someone posted the Buffet meme telling to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
everytime the meme gets posted, the bottom is in and the market goes back up the next day
bullish
[+5] u/A10cc: Mama always loves you.
[+5] u/GPUssydestroyer: >Futures are rising because they stopped going down
-Benzinga
[+5] u/SPY_one_zillion: If I don’t make some money tomorrow, I’m gonna be more poorer
[+5] u/Juliusmobile: Nah, I think the guy that put 250k of his ROTH into spcx is.
[+5] u/shocksquad: Translating the Korean comments from YouTube financial videos is hilarious.
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: So you saying 745 q’s by Friday is actually real?
[+5] u/lovelylvyne: is Semi great dump over?
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: MSFT gonna fly this week
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Invest in safe index funds they said.
[+13] u/Any_Influence_8305: Lmao imagine being a dumb gay bear wishing for world War 3 so you can make a hundred bucks 🤌
[+12] u/i_simp_f: if i was god i would abandon us too
[+12] u/Massander: Boy oh boy:
**South Korean student says stocks 'only salvation' after $200k loss**
STORY: "On the day I suffered my biggest loss, I literally couldn't breathe at first."
Lee Seung-ho watched the $200,000 stock trading fortune he built with a 500% margin loan evaporate in just four weeks in May.
[+11] u/Psychological_Fly109: Seeing a lot of memory haters crying right now.
You know what this means
[+11] u/TheYearGuesser: All green. Microsoft red.
Always the same.
[+11] u/captain_casino: Hit on her in case you and your girlfriend break up
[+10] u/Independent-Eye9513: If KOPSI is green anything can happen tomorrow
[+10] u/internetf1fan: Covid is the greatest thjng to happen to mankind. It normalised working from home. I am now hardly working at home. Lulz
[+9] u/Infamous_Ad3866: I might full port calls on open ngl
[+9] u/Background_Smile_426: MU needs to rip and fuck burry in the ass.
[+9] u/Independent-Eye9513: The fact that Cathie wood has a 12 figure net worth just pisses me off so much. She gets paid hundred of millions of dollars to lose OTHER people’s money
[+9] u/IRunFast24: Please let this pump last till 7 so I can exit some stupid positions at even.
[+9] u/Psychological_Fly109: Which one of you is short memory own up
[+8] u/biglettucee: The moment I heard 1.2 million Korean accounts margin called, I knew we hit bottom
[+8] u/Low_Truck_7049: MU forward p.e. ratio dropped to 5 and you regards didnt buy, some of you even continued to short and buy puts, absolute degens loool
[+8] u/carcotasu081: Imagine panic selling last week 😂 🫵
[+8] u/Knarre30: No peace deal is even better than a peace deal. So we can pump every day cause we expect one
[+7] u/Altair82: mem bers pay for win rar
[+7] u/Capital-Pineapple961: Fake pump like yesterday?
[+7] u/TomAddis: fake pump, puts today it is
[+7] u/i_simp_f: Just woke up and now I'm black. What the fuck
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: Ber hunting season has returned
[+7] u/Internal-Hand-4705: Nice, I bought SNDK last night
With the money i ‘made’ from panic selling other stocks haha but i keep that quiet
Just need IBM to do something now
[+7] u/TreGet234: Goog earnings could crash the market if something weird regarding capex is announced.
[+7] u/Cheeseballin33: Almost like the other side of the world is on a different time zone
[+7] u/diff_engine: Bear summer cancelled
[+6] u/king_of_all_retards: Its Tuesday today
# 🦦
[+6] u/ArcDogRob: CNBC plays the most depressing shit before Euro market opens. Like, besides financial news it’s all murder porn
[+6] u/Any_Influence_8305: Changing my last name to Kim in honor of unleveraged Koreans discovering the buy button
[+6] u/ChungWuEggwua: 🅱️>!enis!< r fuk
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: Can we just have one day (today) where nobody sells please ?
[+6] u/bilingualbunny: Oil pump and dump lol
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: I'm ugly and I'm proud ✊
[+6] u/Right_Traffic_4821: I could sure use a win!
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: My SNDK calls cookin
[+5] u/azkxv: 20% day for memory stocks don’t ask why mind ur own business
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: I have contracted THE FUNGUS
[+5] u/Slabbed1738: You're supposed to download the island version of the app on the gold phone
[+5] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Kospi not completely dumping tonight is bullish for DRAM
[+5] u/Proof-Eye-5947: Microsoft is going to pump so hard into the earnings and after ER. Arguably the most undervalued big tech name out there with highest return potential for long term investors.
[+5] u/MajikoiA3When: Yes the classic overnight pump and then do nothing the whole market day
[+5] u/SuperNewk: Reports trump
Approved ethics in clarity act!
Incoming 500k corn!!
[+5] u/lipmanz: Where does one sign up to be a socialite…