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[+33] u/SouthNice7324: I bought when others were fearful. Now I am broke and also fearful
[+22] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Another day of market donations to Israel
[+16] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **GOOD MORNING POORS!!!**
[+15] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Ford & Stellantis: There's no demand for EV's
\*petrol crisis ensues\*
[+15] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Ya know, this could actually be a good thing long-term. Now that countries see how fragile oil supplies are and how advanced renewables are, surely they'd try to minimize their dependance on some dino fossils... Right? Surely they wouldn't just try to weather it and go back to normal once the chaos subsides? Surely they're not that short-sighted?
[+14] u/narwalfarts: The stock market right now is that drunk guy at 4 AM (who swears to God he didn't do any coke) and just wants to keep partying.
He's gonna go down eventually, but no one knows if it's gonna be in a minute, in an hour, or the next day.
[+11] u/BFox1982: Thank God the ticker is working again so I can have a constant state of anxiety while shitposting at work.
[+10] u/Kind-Recognition4528: United States of Israel
[+10] u/ConstantEfficiency83: According to this sub we must be in the most drawn out bear trap in recorded history
[+10] u/Disconn3cted: JESUS CHRIST I JUST REALIZE SMCI IS DOWN 26% IN PREMARKET. RIP
[+10] u/Worried_Quarter469: If Rome was like this, not surprised it collapsed
[+10] u/OSRSkarma: How many retards gonna try to buy SMCI dip thinking this aint the end lmao
[+9] u/Gom_KBull: US Bumblefucking a war it started
NVDA defending DLSS 5 as "not AI slop"
2026 is so depressing and not even halfway through
[+8] u/rebel-capitalist: All the stocks I wanted to buy or bought the last couple of months were fucking time bombs
[+8] u/Difficult-Ask2278: Hopefully everyone here gets rich and all your wildest dreams come true 🥲
[+8] u/gopoohgo: Lol at least I'm not a SMCI baggie
[+8] u/ybnesman3223: Just found out my boomer dad has all his retirement in American Mutual funds. Underperforming the SPY. He pays a broker for this golden info as well.
[+8] u/ukweeve: Part of me thinks SMCI is gonna bounce and make someone very rich. I’ll be watching, too scared as usual to lose money.
[+7] u/wattap: That Jensen “they expect one of us in the wreckage brother” meme is pure gold
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Told coworker bout a job I wanted to apply to. Now they’re applying to it bruh.
Can’t trust these fuckers
[+7] u/EnginrA: Damn did I pick the wrong day to buy SMCI calls yesterday
[+7] u/Impossible_Land_9224: S&P headed for its 4th straight losing week
[+7] u/Pitiful-Ad769: The Dow is over 4O thousand!!!
[+7] u/An_Unusual_Mind: $2 million for a ship to bypass Hormuz. Dang, will there be a stock sell off to pay for this?
Dow to 5000 points?
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: Is it too late now to say sorry
[+7] u/Known-Presentation49: Read the SMCI headline last night bought the inverse ETF, 40% profit while I was sleeping. Crime does pay sometimes.
[+7] u/LostandConfused2024: SMCI BAGHOLDERS. SHOW YOURSELVES
[+7] u/M4roon: Oh the thread is working again. Sweet.
That's a lot of red.
[+7] u/WingWorried6176: theres no way NVDA had "no clue" about the SMCI thing right? i wonder if this will spill over to them as well...
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: I used to have CNBC on all day while I worked from home. They used to act like triple witching on Friday was this really big deal where there could be this massive volatility and they would act like you gotta stay tuned to see what happens. And nothing ever happened. Do they still pretend it’s a big deal?
[+7] u/hv876: Just paid $11 for a small coffee and croissant at the Hotel I am staying. There is no inflation.
[+7] u/Accomplished-Mango92: Why are we talking about pedophiles and oil when the dow is literally over 40 thousand
[+6] u/deadmetallucyluce: Believe it or not - we’re fucked
[+6] u/N3XUSBLAZ3R: Time to change my 401k allocations
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **SMCI** is value investing you cannot deny that
[+6] u/Reasonable_Roger: Every day Bessent gets up at 6 and shorts oil with your tax dollars
[+6] u/TakeThatBro: META was so close to make billions from the metaverse damn
[+6] u/unique_ptr: I don't ever want to read about why some dumbfuck hillbilly in a diner in Iowa has the economy as their top issue despite never once taking, much less passing, an econ 101 course.
Stop platforming morons and shit like this won't happen as much
[+6] u/Sea_Amount4181: Waiting for the usual Friday tactics from mango after market close
[+6] u/KindlyTie6602: Is it just me or does nothing ever happen triple witching? Well, I guess nothing unless you get caught violating export controls. RIP SMCI longs.
[+6] u/cbusoh66: See what happens when you cook the books, CVNA? Your day is coming...
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: I am holding calls and puts and not sure which way I want the market to go.
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: # Once again, bers were right and bols are coping.
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[+5] u/financiallythriving: It’s been so long since I felt the euphoria of a strong green day
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: You think this is bad? Just wait until April 9th 2026.
[+5] u/intxcated: Did the Houthis just join the war?
[+5] u/Haikoe: How can all of this happen with Mercurius in retrograde??
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Hey I see you got SMCI after they “beat” earnings
Would be a shame if they committed some light treason
[+5] u/auroraavm: thank god I'm not poor
[+5] u/im-doing-it-again: # Already back from the gym
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Please consider pumping my bags today, thank you
[+5] u/Ill-Expression1737: feeling bullish today ngl
[+5] u/chainerection: SUPER MICWOPWOCESSAHS
[+5] u/vermilli21: LMAO SMCI. They cook books and now this. 🤡💀🤡💀🤡💀
[+5] u/outhinking: The best trade today is no trade
[+5] u/versello: I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark
[+5] u/x2eliah: The reason *why* SMCI cooked their books so hard is because they had to hide some 15+% of their annual revenue coming from gpu smuggling.
[+5] u/shugo7: Always knew SMCI were crooks
[+5] u/DiceyConsultant: Where should I yolo my tax return
[+5] u/ybnesman3223: Boomers be like “i lost money playing on the stock market”
I always like to follow up with which stocks, which ticker, which brokerage. Most dont even know what a ticker is.
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I can't stop winning. So much winning.
[+5] u/mallison945: Mango about to surprise the market like Pearl Harbor 🎉🎊
[+5] u/drigocien12: Freak the fck out and panic sell everything
[+20] u/No-Improvement3164: CNBC is already talking about if you had sold the last 4 big corrections or bear market bottoms how much you would have missed out and we are barely 5% off highs.
[+19] u/Independent-Tree-985: > Netanyahu says Iran is being ‘decimated’ but revolution requires ‘ground component’
Buckle up, Auntie Bibi has decided the US is invading
[+17] u/Kattilaeikka: I'm so fucking tired of this timeline. We could all just work and make money and live our lives in peace but no. The retards running the most powerful nations in the world have to ruin it for everyone.
[+16] u/teh_herper: #This is what happens when you go full regard. Never go full regard.
[+15] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Advance congratulations to put holders and short salers.
You know a shithole market and administration when you see one.
[+15] u/AirportMaterial5917: Bitches be walking so slow and taking up 3/4 of the side walk
[+15] u/Basis_404_: It’s time again:
Bulls:
- ~~SPY 700 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 690 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 680 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 670 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 660 get wrecked bears!~~
- SPY 655 get wrecked bears!
[+14] u/BigBlackAssEater: It appears i have made some poor investing decisions
[+14] u/neverturndownagain: "Had I just held on a little longer, I would have made $25k more!"
"Wish I sold sooner, now I'm staring at a -$15k loss instead of a -$1k loss... sigh."
"Ugh should went heavier or all in, my prediction was correct, but I could have made a fortune if I bought more."
Same shit different day 😩
[+14] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: I really love how when oil goes up gas prices also go up and when oil goes down gas prices also go up
[+13] u/All_FIREdUp: Oh boy I just woke up from a coma since September, I can’t wait to check my SPY gains and the state of the global economy!
[+13] u/YouKnown999: #The bulls are who we thought they were.
[+12] u/whitewashedsyrian: Super Micro Criminals Inc.
[+12] u/Carllsson: Lossmaxxing is a thing right?
[+12] u/Extreme_Green_1708: I want to buy SMCI today which means it’s got another 50% drop to go. This is financial advice backed by science
[+12] u/skarfbeaulonee: Lots of.crying in the casino this morning.
[+12] u/spyputs1: There’s an old sayin in Tennessee, I know it’s in Texas, probably Tennessee, that goes, fool me once, shame on….shame on you…fool me can’t get fooled again
[+12] u/dtlabsa: Anybody up for a class action to sue 🥭/israel for stock losses?
[+11] u/emperor_dinglenads: Carole Fuckin Baskin.
[+11] u/JugoShvili: Down 25% on smuggling chips into China? We’re just gonna punish SMCI for being the Harriet Tubman of big tech and free market capitalism?
[+11] u/AncientGrab1106: Who could've thought the guys who fiddled with financials twice would smuggle chips to china..
[+11] u/OrdinaryMix4013: breaking: BARRON T given RARE and EXCEPTIONAL approval to avoid IRAN WAR DRAFT
[+11] u/---Right--Tackle---: #SPY hates this one trick (going up)
[+10] u/gomper: Itll be 2030 and they'll still be saying "it will be over soon" and the market will still pump and immediately give back the gains
[+10] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Hell, at this point I want Afroman as president. Can't get worse, because he will get high before starting any shit
[+10] u/MeeseShoop: Wake up, red. Fall asleep, red. Go to lunch, red.
[+10] u/PanamaCanelOwner: Can’t buy SMCI. There’s no way everyone didn’t know but kept it hush hush. You can’t reroute 2.5 billion of GPU and they not be seen by the company. Their reputation is ruined ppl just gonna use Dell instead
[+10] u/ByahhByahh: Super Micro Cock Implosion
[+10] u/ProudestPeasant: the stock market is an example of herd mentality
[+10] u/John-AtlasGames: Our portfolios shall diminish and go into the west.
[+10] u/BadBoyBilbo: I remember one day in 2024 I was holding SMCI 1000 calls overnight and it opened like 1080 and I thought I was gonna be RICH.
Went downstairs to get Uber Eats breakfast from McDonald’s and that motherfucker dropped me waaaay OTM.
+60K to -20K in seconds.
This feels like a little bit of payback.
[+10] u/callsonreddit: wsb = fomo to short SMCI
r/ValueInvesting = good value. buy the dip
[+9] u/spyputs1: SMCI gets caught cooking the books for the 37th time. They promise they won’t do it again
[+9] u/ThinDetective4741: Who decided to put these small cock syndrome fuckers in charge of everything
[+9] u/khryseos: BREAKING: the band green day renamed itself to red day because people didn't believe them that something like a "green day" exists
[+9] u/eyerollingsex: **The Market yesterday at 3pm:**
Let’s trick this motherfucker
**The Market today:**
Haha got him
[+9] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: natty gas red again is total fugazi. bessent and company doing their manipulation until the wheels fall off
[+9] u/Fineous40: Why would Lyndon B Johnson do this?
[+9] u/According-Page8618: since 2022 spy never had more than 4 red weeks, not even during tarrifs, next week will be a green one, the one after will be peace deal into 700+
[+9] u/spsteve: IEA HEAD HAS WARNED IT COULD TAKE SIX MONTHS TO RESTORE OIL AND GAS FLOWS FROM THE GULF
Should help investors feel better LOL.
[+9] u/MushroomStunning3947: SMCI
Several Major Charges Incoming
Smuggling Micro Chips International
fml
[+9] u/Fun-Journalist2276: gonna revenge trade SPY calls!!!!!!
[+9] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: This is Jimmy Carters stock market
[+9] u/spaurake: Imagine being a dog and having left like 21 years of Mango’s mandate
[+9] u/ModsAreNEETs: After the last couple of months, I’m beginning to believe I’m not an investor prodigy🤨
[+8] u/king_of_all_retards: Sup motherfuckers
Lets yolo port into SMCI
GG gay Hormuz
[+8] u/kairepaire: Baffling how the market is still holding up so well with everything that is going on
[+8] u/wasifaiboply: If you're in a financial cult this is probably your last chance.
Aww who am I kidding, you'd be nothing without that shitty investment. HODL king you'll be rich for sure. 🤡🌎
[+8] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: permabulltards keep saying "he's gonna TACO!!" like the price of meat didn't double, the restaurant can't afford gas or electricity anymore, all of the employees got thrown into ICE camps, and the private equity owners didn't evict the restaurant itself
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: Today is the first day of spring...and spring is green.
[+8] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: The "good" businessman the red hats 🔴 voted for is the only businessman I know that somehow managed to go bankrupt twice owning casinos. How do you manage to lose as the house, I will never know, but the stable genius managed to do it 🤪
[+8] u/knoqd_: > IEA HEAD HAS WARNED IT COULD TAKE SIX MONTHS TO RESTORE OIL AND GAS FLOWS FROM THE GULF
[+8] u/Round_Context_146: Bill Clinton why did you do this!!!
[+8] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: Bessent blew up taxpayer money on margin shorting oil 🤣
[+8] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Would be cool if the market started moving during market hours again
[+8] u/originalpjy: BRING ME A HIGHER LOW OHHHH - Phil Collins
[+8] u/Ninja_Cooter: Bers always counting their lambos before they hatch
[+8] u/pooterssssssssss: How the hell did they let smci in SPY???
[+8] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: can gas hit 10/gallon so we can go back to full time WFH for those of us who are still employed? xo
[+8] u/binga001: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+8] u/DogNamedFloppy: I’m gonna go shit in MSFT hq lobby. Not the lobby bathroom. But the lobby floor. They shit on me. I shit on them.
[+7] u/Bodie_Broadus_: Can't wait to catch this falling SMCI knife at open.
[+7] u/Old-Commission2782: Call me crazy but I’m buying some cheap calls on SMCI at market open for a bounce.
People thinking this goes to zero are fkn idiots.
[+7] u/Fineous40: I am going to buy an unreasonable amount of puts before this weekend.
[+7] u/CMac681: If my math is correct, my boss pays me around $125/week to take shits
[+7] u/neo-futurism: Lots of fighting overnight. It will go even lower it seems.
[+7] u/RepublicStandard1446: Just so blessed for another day on this earth. Praise be to Allah
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: shit feels like imploding any moment now
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: I have high hopes and am calling it now, 🌮 is going to say some shit later in the day to manipulate the market and make everyone think that things are looking up, but not leave them enough time to confirm before close of market. So green close of market, then enormous power drop red candles after closing and into Sunday.
[+7] u/99Fan: When does this Joe Biden market end?
[+7] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: the link between Erika Kirk and Epstein is fucking WILD
[+7] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: How is fucking Taco going to wriggle out of this? They call him Teflon Don for a reason, and that's the only thing giving me pause about my puts.
[+7] u/StandardDot5115: msft really the new ibm huh
[+7] u/pooterssssssssss: SMCI went from the hottest stock in the world 25 months ago to... a complete fraud lol???
[+7] u/---Right--Tackle---: #The bears are who we thought they were
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists: #Perfect example of why you just own NVDA not mu
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: > Huang pitches AI tokens on top of salary as agents reshape how humans work
>> “I have 42,000 biological employees, and I’m going to have hundreds of thousands of digital employees,” he said.
Jensen is a tool. If you told you wanted to pay me in magic juju beans dollars. Cash is fine, dawg, not NFTs
[+7] u/Cav829: You can't list your portfolio on the back of a milk carton.
[+6] u/Ben_Banneker: SMCI investors: buy high, sell never
[+6] u/fenton7: Good morning everyone. Welcome to a new day of the forever war.
[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I mean, with a name like Super Micro….. what did you expect?
[+6] u/doriftuGuy: Thank the Lord my SMCI puts gonna save me from having to sell ass this week!!!
[+6] u/caliwillbemine: Triple witch deez nuts.
[+6] u/HistorianMuch8963: Before : buy indexes
Now : buy far far OTM 0dte just in case of a mango tweet. Lose 9 out of 10 but the winning one is a 150x bagger
[+6] u/leave_youself_behind: The DAUU is at fifty THAAAAUU🐶🐶🐶🐶
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: SMCI caught stealing from cookie jar 😦🤌
[+6] u/jayjay234: Which of you idiots bought at 3pm yesterday?
[+6] u/DingleJingle_: So SMCI is getting in trouble for something the Mango administration just approved?
[+6] u/teh_herper: Yesterday fucked me up real good, today i'm gonna make it all back, just one more option
[+6] u/sck178: I personally think it would be quite funny if the 10 year went to 5.8 in like 3 days
[+6] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: It will take weeks to get a carrier to Kharg island, and at that point how will they get it through the strait without getting murked?
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: Anyone care to explain why the 10Y spiked to 4.40% at 2am? 🤨
[+6] u/ProudestPeasant: imagine living on a farm and being woken up by cockle doodle doo every day.
bliss
[+6] u/gainsusmaximus: Msft down goes Frasier
[+6] u/UsernameTaken_123: Thanks a lot Theodore Roosevelt
[+6] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: We going sub 650 at some point today arent we? Fuck
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: THETA DAY IT IS DESTINED BY FATE
[+6] u/solidsneeze: can I has $200 billion? 👉👈
[+6] u/Seymour_asis501: Can’t decide if im gambling this morning or not
[+6] u/oldmanballsacks81: Inverse retail and thats how money is made
[+6] u/FartPolluter: Could be mistaken but probably all the bombings and all the oil on fire
[+5] u/oldmanballsacks81: How many of you sold your kidneys and bought tesla calls and shares thinking oil price surge would benefit them..cmon dont be shy 🤣
[+5] u/TheOtherAkGuy: Not even looking at stocks today. I might just throw a Hail Mary at Akron beating Texas Tech today 😂
[+5] u/daqm: If Bibi had to go out to the public for an hour to convince people that this is all 🥭 'so plan...
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: yesterday we, once again, pumped on a lie. It needs to go back
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: 🥭 holding all the cards, but world playing dominoes
[+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: #We’re up 7% since January 2025. US stock market is a beta soy
[+5] u/Sea_Blacksmith_1862: It only moves AH. Now it’s gonna be spy 655 all day
[+5] u/Just_Learned_This: I'm not mad, just disappointed.
[+5] u/BerryExpress: honestly i dont really give a fuck. i might get got on SMCI but at least i have a bunch of veggies and stuff and im gonna make a sechuan chicken to last me like 4 days.
[+5] u/cardboard-junkie: As usual, EOD pump yesterday was just a rigged exit liquidity
[+5] u/Quick_Rent_Now: Bers having an early weekend
[+5] u/freddymojo: Triple witching will send us to the moon 🙏
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Never thought id see the 650s again, so much winning mr trump
[+5] u/socrates4eva: SMCI is a crooked, corrupt and criminal organization just like Enron
[+5] u/SocraticGoats: Anyone here happen to randomly have SMCI puts lol... I wanna see the gain porn
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: It was a slow grind up with no dips to buy and it’s going to be a slow grind down with no dips to buy.
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Peace deal 10 minutes before market open?
[+5] u/Fineous40: Tell me why I shouldn’t buy international puts?
[+5] u/Fun-Age-5749: wakey wakey Microsoft, its time for school
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Im old enough to remember when the bombing campaign in Iraq started and everyone was all like, "Iraq? That shit hole? That'll be over in just a couple weeks"
[+5] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Fade this whole stupid chungus market
[+5] u/BadBoyBilbo: I cashed out 2/3 of my portfolio and disabled options last week because I have expenses and a pernicious gambling problem.
Can I still hang out with you guys?
[+5] u/Basis_404_: It’s a banana Michael what could it cost, $10?
[+5] u/MomentPrestigious180: Another red day? bruh, I thought we all like SURPRISE.
[+5] u/John-AtlasGames: An underappreciated benefit of a shit market is that any doofus but buy 30 day T-bills at auction and feel smug about beating the S&P.
[+5] u/Bam2458: Remember, the bears will be calling for big red days, SPY to 200, to 0, etc at the bottom. They did during covid and got whipsawed, stayed too late in puts in fall of 2022, and prob went to cash last April.
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: how could Ulysses S Grant do this to us
[+5] u/M_from_Vegas: Man trading SPX options aint not joke
Still gonna mess around with them today cause I aint learn my lesson yet
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: Thank you bessent for giving me another opportunity to get oil calls
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Maybe the best thing you can do today is not to do anything and watch Star Wars on Disney+
[+5] u/csr8765: MSFT bag holders, your pounding continues today
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: Bear flag within a bear flag within a bear flag
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: Canadians can't keep getting away with this
[+5] u/brute-forced: Name a braindead moron that isn’t me
[+5] u/Basis_404_: Equal Weight SP500 ETF went from 6.5% YTD gain to 0.75% YTD gain in 3 weeks.
[+5] u/Important_Yoghurt722: I just had a NY steak with some strawberry soju for breakfast. Ready to lose money on calls today,
[+5] u/McKoijion: > The International Energy Agency proposes cutting highway speed limits by at least 10 km/h as part of its recommendations.
It really is the 70s all over again.
[+5] u/Cumqueeftador32: Just moved from Japan to America, wow the market is looking good today, thank you mango 🥭
[+5] u/mangofruitdude: Most important election for every american is obviously the iraeli presidential election
[+5] u/oldmanballsacks81: How did Jensen not know about SMCI secretly shipping to China. I smell something fishy
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: No shit, it could also go lower.
[+27] u/Boheed: If you get drafted, nobody tells you this but you can steal the drill instructor's hat. It's a game and you get a prize if you keep it the longest
[+26] u/Exotic_Connection_19: Cramer has started buying. This is gonna dump
[+25] u/Inevitable_Gainz: #**”Be fearful when others are fearful” -Warren Buffet**
[+20] u/rooftop_druid: The “strait” of Hormuz? Yeah ok buddy that mf got a massive curve in it smh. Dumb geographers
[+19] u/sushilee123: Hegseth speaks like he’s in movie. Dude is a tool.
[+16] u/Far-Requirement9180: Four weeks straight down. Are you winning son ?
[+14] u/twostroke1: I hope all of you make money today. 🙏
(at your job because obviously your retarded trades won’t pay out)
[+14] u/Big-Quote4483: MSFT about to head to 380 shits a fucking piece of shit
[+13] u/WSB-mods-are-: Nothing quite gets my morning better than coffee, a donut, and a giant red line down my phone screen telling me I'm down another $8k ☕️
[+13] u/Boheed: start doing push ups now so you can impress your drill instructor when you're drafted
[+13] u/tika_dengu: If we get drafted, hope they send Sydney Sweeney along to boost morale
[+13] u/enc-nyc: Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
[+13] u/_IsNull: Green by opening. Red 30 mins after opening. Green after I buy puts, red after I buy calls.
[+13] u/adwise27: Dude it was over like 3 weeks ago and 2 weeks ago and last week. I bet it will be over this weekend again
[+12] u/TampaBaySlay: Why did Bad Bunny do this?! 💃🕺
Why couldn't he have just been a good bunny?! 🐰
[+12] u/jiggolo420: Remember when it went straight up everyday for 8 month despite no trade deals, and ran on hopium
I miss those days
[+12] u/Lapidated_Llama: This all could’ve been resolved if Japan told us about Pearl Harbor
[+11] u/PushAble2463: See you guys when spy is in the 500s in two weeks, I’m going to the caribbean to catch me some bonefish.
[+11] u/Paul_Robert_: Fellas, it might be time for me to sell my booty pics 😔
[+11] u/cryptopolymath: First day of Spring + Quad witching + war = I’m spending my day outside. Good luck to all
[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: My boss unexpectedly called out, I have no meetings scheduled, there’s a war on, it’s triple 🅱️itching. I ain’t doing fuck all today lmao
[+11] u/lobsterspider: I used to be excited for the market to open
Now I just feel fear
[+11] u/Single-Adeptness-769: Loaded to the tits on calls before close yesterday and starting to think that was a mistake
[+10] u/ContributeAVerse: Guys stop talking about stagflation or it will hear you
[+10] u/whee_exceeding_whoo: I’m concerned that nuclear war may leave me a shadow of my former self.
[+10] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Elon has been very quiet lately
Maybe he switched to propofol
[+10] u/SadDevelopment3049: Don’t worry guys, the war will be over soon. Sure, they’re asking for $200 billion in new funding but so what? And we’ll just declare victory and bounce and the strait will magically open, k?
[+10] u/OsamaBagHolding: If you still use an aux cable in your car, don't come to the market next week
[+10] u/shinigami_2245: Claude make me a millionaire using my Robinhood account today make no mistakes
[+10] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Can we get a pump for pearl harbor??
[+10] u/WinnerEffective3102: High volume on the dump. No bueno
[+10] u/AgitatedJump8459: Yes. You are the new nazis. Enjoy the title
[+9] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Another day to make all the possible wrong moves I planned on not doing
[+9] u/RussianRAF: well my portfolio just got annihilated by u know what so no need for coffee when you have a portfolio that wakes you up😑
[+9] u/Nova-JC: Face ripping green at open it feels like. My puts r fucked
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Bulls be like I'm retarded and there is nothing I can do about it
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Im sick and tierd of a new "once in a lifetime event" happening every fucking year now.
I'm so fucking tierd boss. Can the world be more fucking boring pls.
[+9] u/Swiftnice: Has anyone ever tried this meth stuff? It really gives me the energy I need to trade all day and stare at charts for hours without blinking.
[+9] u/uqubar: SMCI - LOL. whoops. Taking serial numbers off of units with hair dryers. Did I hear that right?
[+9] u/IllustriousTear1315: You guys promised me green
[+9] u/whee_exceeding_whoo: 360 minutes passed in Africa.
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: That would be chasing. You missed the move. Find another play
[+8] u/xeemyy: Harambe died for this shit market🦍
Punch you gotta pump spy up 🦍
[+8] u/CulturalConclusion76: no crying in the casino
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Some degen is going to yolo SMCI calls here 💀
[+8] u/soad1331: Alright boys. It doesn't matter that it's triple witching day, the most important thing is you have fun out there. Just stop for a minute today to take it all in... Your ass
[+8] u/Specialist_Shallot82: Anyone else starting the day off with hot brown rain? Puts on my stomach after eating Chipotle last night :(
[+8] u/Regardium-Leviosa: To quote the great Cypress Hill
*When the shit goes down you better be ready*
[+8] u/nasdaqslut: My port not looking too hot right now but at least the sun gonna blow up in 5 billion years so isn’t have to worry about it for too long
[+8] u/Dewton: I’m staying cash gang today scared money don’t make money but I’m up 91% ytd I’ll take an early weekend
[+8] u/Single-Adeptness-769: I basically need the greenest day in the history of the market
[+8] u/Exact_Fish8550: SMCI cost me 100 k last year on options and been selling puts now it’s costing me at least 15 more k today. This is my sign to sell all the my assigned shares from puts to buy leaps
[+8] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Just stop it's already dead
[+8] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: Hey today might be bad but just zoom out.
Oh nm that's bad too
[+8] u/WinnerEffective3102: why in the fuk are y'all still printing?
[+7] u/GodLevelRedditor: SMCI is an easy dip to buy. Such an irrational move without anything that caused it
[+7] u/Axonum: Low volume dump is fake and gey. Green by open
[+7] u/highlanderquestion90: Damn the news says they carried out air strikes during a holiday, persian new year.
Probably not wise to hold calls over the weekend
[+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: oh no i just saw its quad bitching today
[+7] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: At this point MMs are just trolling us with this price action ! And we are the fckin clowns in their circus
[+7] u/42thefloor2011: Equities will get obliterated on market open.
[+7] u/OnceALoser: My “ignorant” office guys keep buying random meme stock dips. I draw all these crayon charts spending hours of my weekend time and then buy “quality stocks”. They are up 10% YTD and I am down 8% YTD.
[+7] u/ervelee: Wise man say - take your money, fold in half, put in pocket.
Doubled your money.
[+7] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #Any balls for SMCI calls at open?
[+7] u/rdr31: SMCI generational wealth buying opportunity
[+7] u/7fingersDeep: Found something better than alcohol, drugs, or livestreamed premarital bareback coitus- watching TSLA crater. unngghhhh
[+7] u/Urzuck: Mag7 getting destroyed today
[+7] u/Q4shm0ney: can we can an actual sell off instead of -0.50% per day for weeks
[+7] u/Vikkio92: Going to close all my longs at a huge loss so that the war can be actually over and we can moon like never before 🫡
[+7] u/beerstearns: Great, one last fist in the ass before the weekend
[+7] u/modder9: Yea the kind where you split the price but not the shares.
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: All because tards elected him a second time
[+6] u/Ok-Piano8789: the smart indians used to come here, now they'll stay in india. long india.
[+6] u/jasperCrow: The “no-new wars/no regime change” president doing clown shit yet again…
[+6] u/branpo26: beans and rice for dinner!
[+6] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Almost time to donate my time and money
[+6] u/Advanced_Structure21: Happy Triple Witching Day! Watch for that 3pm-4pm action!
[+6] u/Samjabr: why the fk do I bother watching futures. It never ends well
[+6] u/NVDAismyg0d: Congrats SMCI put holders on your incoming 100x bagger. Happy Friday
[+6] u/OkBandicoot9286: Rip to all the SCMI calls
[+6] u/Ante_social_music: Wife’s boyfriend said he checked her straight of whoremuz for oil, it was dry!
[+6] u/lSazedl: Have they thought about just opening the strait? Seems like an easy way to get SPY to 700
[+6] u/MothRatten: I start every day with a big green tea enema.
Wakes me up, and helps get me cleaned out and ready for the absolute ASSFUCKING the market is about to give me ☺️
[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: FUN reminder bulls we are only 5% of the way from ATH we have plenty of falling left to do 🥰
[+6] u/Character_Pirate_152: Kharg Island is all the way in the back of the northern persian gulf. What the fuck does Kharg island have to do with opening the strait of hormuz? Also, how is a very slow moving ship, loaded with 3K marines, going to even get there without passing through the strait of hormuz and getting blown up??
[+6] u/Get_dat_money: Planet Labs just keeps going up huh
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: I gotta race like a piss horse
[+6] u/2020isgreat: THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO SELL!!!
[+6] u/svpa3991: SMCI has “serious credibility issues” after indictment says Bernstein
Did they forget what happened with the auditor drama 💀💀
[+6] u/_TheGoogz: I was promised bags of silver. Instead I got silver bags.
[+6] u/NVDAismyg0d: Alright buying puts! (Here comes the pump)
[+6] u/llamaflocka: SMCI Co Founder is a major hustler and we’re selling??? Tf?
[+6] u/peterpeer9: # SO
# MUCH
# WINNING
[+6] u/Kabrosif: First moves always fake and gay you know the rules
[+6] u/ripcord51: if the DOW goes back to 45 can we start talking about the epstein files again?
[+6] u/ComfortableNo5231: SMCI Puts opened at 30,000% lmao
[+6] u/Medium-Wolf-384: This is where the price should have been at close yesterday.
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: How’s meta gonna layoff 20% of its own workforce and then still continue to dump lmao
[+6] u/Pluth: What the fuck are they planning for this weekend? I'm going on a trip, maybe I just close the app and ignore the market for two weeks while smoking weed in the desert sun.
[+6] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Crazy how we have three more years of this crap
[+5] u/b_fellow: Damn even when Im bearish on SMCI, I lose money.
[+5] u/benj760486: Imagine snuggling gpus in your anoose
[+5] u/No-Insurance100: Equity traders see 20% of the world's LNG offline, Southeast Asia basically collapsing, UK and Australia limiting driving, Slovakia checking license plates to buy gas...
...and say what if we traded sideways all day until a 3pm mini rally to +0.6% at close
[+5] u/MooseyGoosey69: SMCI and CVNA being apart of SPY is crazy lmao
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: i've concluded that bloomberg charges you a subscription to gaslight you lmao
[+5] u/No_Image_1122: Enough is enough msft
[+5] u/ContributeAVerse: Fed governor Waller doesn’t even understand what’s happening in private credit 🤷
[+5] u/Spezalt4: It’s a good time to be cash gang
[+5] u/LongjumpingTap1201: lol bulls really thought they’d get a break today
[+5] u/Consistent-Share-702: Is it time for meme stocks to rally?
[+5] u/SkyeJack: They're just gonna force the strait open. What could go wrong?
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Hi. Im a slut. Do what i want i dont give a fuck. Dont matter if your dicks cut. Always swallow, they say its good luck.
> Lyrics of a radio top hit btw 🎶 🧸
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Imagine selling your SMCI puts because they were worthless yesterday, and now are probably multi baggers 💀
[+5] u/Kingczer2: I let rivian trick me again wiped out all my gains in a day jus like last time 🙃🙃🙃
[+5] u/Severe-Town-796: could SMCI be a buy at a 25% discount at open cause of news?
[+5] u/Trenavix: Still hodling. Watching teletubbies, somebody tell me when it's green again
[+5] u/dylansavillan: All this market fuckery is making sports betting looks much more appealing
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Welcome to the new episode of "As the 🦘bounces!"
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: I dont need anything crazy today. Just a 10% day from MU upwards. Thats all.
[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: i think i will slowly drink trulys all day today
[+5] u/GirlScoutCookies93: 2026 Santa rally incoming
[+5] u/FullTard2000: i still type twitter into google
x is a stupid name, it doesn't feel right googling a letter
[+5] u/VincenteThomp: If I had to bet my life on today’s outcome, I’d say we end flat again.
[+5] u/bryanbass0308: I wonder if this SMCI news is at all related to their inability to pass external audits last year 😂
[+5] u/conkilln: Is it… my cake day on a triple witchy? Calls on everything
[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: how do we long iran they're gonna be operating the toll of hormuz and stacking cash like crazy
[+5] u/hardcrepe: 6 minutes until chaos and anarchy in your portfolio.
[+5] u/branpo26: March madness has been canceled, we need able bodied men for the war in Iran
[+5] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: i praise our lord & savior Jesus Christ
[+5] u/Mediocre-Gas-3831: They should secure oil by putting it in blockchain
[+5] u/Fit_Combination6988: MSFT chart now displays an NSFW warning due to gaping bol anoos
[+5] u/desiyouyo: At what price is smci a buy?
[+5] u/PreparationFuture792: every day is a fucking red
[+5] u/Fitzaroo: Do we see 500s again? Would be crazy.
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: unless you're a corporate espionage lawyer or insider, buying SMCI today is wild. But i respect your game and wish you well.
[+5] u/am22fcw: Are you not entertained
[+5] u/Skylake1987: hello, I'd like to order 1 shrek dick candle, followed by a continuation of the destruction of the market. thanks
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: What is your best advice to become happy?
[+5] u/Alternative-Onion729: sold my SMCI puts yesterday like a regard
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: #MAKE ME POOR AGAIN 😭
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Australia mega fucked
[+5] u/Protesting-Duck-88: So this is an smci buy right...... Right?!?
[+5] u/EarlyPattern6315: OH MY GOD I AM NERVOUS, I HAVE A HIGH AMOUNT OF PUTS AND MIGHT BE ABLE TO END MY JOB IF SPY STAYS DOWN TILL OPEN
[+5] u/sergechewbacca: Why is SMCI going down? Isn't breaking the law rewarded these days
[+5] u/tastyfreeeze69: Triple witching my balls
[+5] u/wmzula: Why is TS-LA on the list? Who cares bout it? Show me some real tiddies
[+5] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: CEo will do reverse split in jail
[+5] u/PretendAgency2702: Well no duh, you have to get your weiner cut off and replaced with a blur. What man would want that?
[+5] u/Kabrosif: HVAC supply house. Customers/Contractors need receipts for billing and accounting purposes.
[+5] u/ModeForJoe: I'm beginning to think starting a war in the Middle East just for the hell of it is bad for the global economy and the working class and middle class... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
[+5] u/No-Insurance100: Not in the US, they would rather kill us than lose money on office real estate again
[+29] u/Clarksonism: Why didn’t you warn us about pearl harbor?
[+19] u/NYGiants181: I’ve never hated anyone in my life as much as him
[+18] u/JaredFlys: Pete Hegseth on his way to Iran since the government changed the name to the Straight of Morebooze.
[+16] u/DufflebagJoe: The worst part is all of this was avoidable 🙃
[+15] u/Moepenmoes: So in the last couple of hours:
- International Energy Agency announced the current situation is already worse than the 1973 oil crisis and warned countries to start implementing fuel and traffic restrictions because we're about to head into a difficult period
- FED rate increase by October chances went up to 50%
- Trump basically just told NATO "you decided to not help us, we're not going to help you anymore either"
And regards still think we've already hit the bottom of the dip LMAO
Buckle up because the real dip is yet to come
[+14] u/69spacecadet69420: Spy sunk a dollar as soon as I entered calls
[+14] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: We’re truly fucked because…
1. 🥭 doesn’t know why things are fucked.
2. 🥭doesn’t know how to unfuck what he fucked.
[+14] u/CardiologistEqual336: Boomers took it all, and they’re burning the bridge
[+14] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: "WHY NO TACO!?!" You all need to start accepting that it's now up to Iran when this conflict ends lmao
[+13] u/A55BAG: https://preview.redd.it/a37s1ckcg7qg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d7817e21f884a8ced2c9ca6657c1d08b4c61f0a
[+13] u/cow_grass: Raise your hands if you bought calls thinking a recovery. Fuuuuyk
[+13] u/anonymouse56: Srsly who still likes this fucking clown
[+12] u/Namtabmal: Thanks for that MSFT. Just lost 3k in 5 minutes
[+12] u/New_Internet_3965: Wanna hear a joke? I started house hunting a month ago today because mortgage rates were finally starting to drop. Good thing we stopped the rates from getting too low. Wouldn’t want us plebs affording things like our own homes
[+12] u/Recent_Register_2952: norris dead is a recession indicator
[+12] u/jonneh: > U.S. to deploy thousands of additional troops to the Middle East
#
I knew this was happening as soon as he said he *wouldn’t* yesterday.
[+12] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: This is not algos, this is not sentiment, this is not fear. This is the market finally coming to terms with the fact that 20% of the world’s oil supply is halted, AI growth is bullshit, and private credit is in free fall.
[+12] u/CardiologistEqual336: Unemployment rate rises ✅
Gas prices rise ✅
Stocks crash ✅
Inflation rises ✅
Covfefe ✅
[+12] u/elvanse70: until 🥭 is dead, a 4% savings account is the only way.
[+12] u/GME_fan: Bulls celebrated for about 30 seconds lmfao
[+11] u/TheSauce69: BREAKING: Anyone with broccoli hair, cross earrings, and a tiktok account will ong fr be drafted and sent to the Iran frontlines
[+11] u/No_Current3675: Chuck Norris could still probably smoke Steven Seagal.
[+11] u/Few-Frosting-4213: Only compare yourself to people doing worse than you.
[+10] u/SunriseSurprise: Say what you will about the market, but I fucking love that less than 6 weeks after Pam Bondi screamed about the Dow hitting 50,000 it's now down 8%.
[+10] u/EyeSea7923: We're worried about daycares stealing a few million, and we got these mofos stealing billions lmaoooo
[+10] u/WingedScapula420: Pam Bondi saying the Dow was at 50k was like signing the market’s name in the Death Note
[+10] u/Pury101: I mean if you believed Bibi and 🥭's bullshit yesterday and loaded into calls , you kinda did it to yourself lol
[+10] u/warm-regard: I’m diversifying my losses
[+10] u/ChloroVstheWorld: No way I found out about Chuck Norris from
r/WSB
[+10] u/LarsTarkas: Chuck Norris death will cause the circuit breaker
[+10] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: If you’re smelling it that consistently you might want to consult your gynecologist
[+9] u/Bumst3r: At least the DOW is above 50,000, right?
[+9] u/ZealousidealSector19: This sub exists because regards feel safety in numbers
[+9] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: You morons are going to have to start reconciling the fact that the market isn’t going to magically turn around any time soon. 20% of the world’s oil supply has been halted, all of the growth of the economy is being spurred by AI companies that are unprofitable, and private credit is in free fall.
This is not some weird cyclical thing, this is the market no longer being able to ignore reality.
[+9] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: I bought the dip. Hope you like the absolute blowout free fall I just caused.
[+9] u/New_Internet_3965: Can we have adults run the country again?
[+9] u/WickedTwista: lol bols were celebrating after that fake ass V pump
[+9] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Help!!!! The ghey bears got me trapped and they're tryna do nasty things to my anoos.
[+9] u/Liability049-6319: It's truly amazing that another Middle Eastern regime has embarrassed the western world again. Iran literally cannot lose this war; nobody in the West will commit to using ground troops, and that's the only way the regime has a chance of being changed. They just need a missile to hit a random target every few days to cripple the oil market and drive costs through the roof. It's hilarious that the US spends absurd amounts of money each year on military equipment while Iran brings the US to it's knees with missile tech from decades ago.
[+8] u/Leading_Fruit_5117: My portfolio woke me up today gently whispering in my ear - “Get fucked”
[+8] u/EdgeLordMcGravy: Markets going green would be the funniest thing
[+8] u/I_work_too_much: This market has discouraged me from wearing pants today.
[+8] u/kcramthun: My wife got a new job with better pay, but it's 2 hours away and she needs to be in person two days a week. Then this motherfucker starts a global oil crises. Lol. Lmao, even.
[+8] u/BjergBetterThanFaker: TMZ is reporting that Chuck Norris has passed away. This is the black swan
[+8] u/RagingBearBull: maybe the US government hates like 99% of its citizens.
AI invesmtnes that will lead to layoff, spking engery cost for AI, in addtion to spiking global energy cost due to war because LOL poors.
Now ! Stocks R going down
[+8] u/LeBhikariLe: DT: war is over
market: pumps
Pete: need $200B for war in Iran
market: surprised pikachu face
[+8] u/KlBAS: 2009-2026 was all just a bull trap
[+8] u/Icy-Guide7976: What if Trump and bibi just make a YouTube apology video??
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: #BRO NO!
#RIP CHUCK NORRIS
[+8] u/Broad-Belt-5888: Hell yeah Mango! My 22% gains on my 401k last year are back to 2% with his masterpiece of foreign policy
[+8] u/cantTankThisFox: Freak the fuck out, sell everything. It's over.
[+8] u/mags87: I’m sure glad I’m way safer from Iran now
[+8] u/Marshmallowmind2: 652 support broken. The dam has broken
[+8] u/-IQ200: SPY 652 as predicted [last week.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Gp0B9NFqlT)
What sucks about being right… is losing money while being right. 😀
[+8] u/CheapHero91: WE HAVE TO FINISH GREEN FOR CHUCK NORRIS
[+8] u/good-times-: Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
[+8] u/Poor_Life-choices: Ever look back at a failed relationship and wish you could get her back for 1 day. Just so you could have 1 more chance. 1 more chance to listen. 1 more chance to listen to her fucking recipe on how to make that one dish she made every Sunday for football.
[+8] u/good-times-: Chuck Norris got a standing ovation from Stephen Hawking
[+8] u/EdoTensei10: this is fucking painful to watch
[+8] u/Wrath_FMA: I really do have the uncanny ability to give up on a position a minute before it becomes profitable
[+8] u/NaturalFortune8397: NEXT LEG DOWN ON SPY STARTS SOON
-2% INCOMING
FULL PORT PUTS HERE
[+8] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: I'm pretty fucking far from okay.
[+7] u/I_work_too_much: More like triple bitching with all the fucking whining in here.
[+7] u/txholdem: what is the growth of the smuggling revenue of smci?
[+7] u/Effective_Throat6127: I guess we no longer need MSFT, GOOG or Meta .
[+7] u/saw-it: Come on Spy, Israel is going to help with the mess it helped create
[+7] u/mandoslambo: Spy (-4.21%)year to date
Mango why are you so retarded
[+7] u/Hussle-And-Motivate: Why would Sleepy Joe do this to us?
[+7] u/ridina05: Bro why the fuck can’t we just go green
[+7] u/StoneyGwynn: Just sold 1,072 shares of MSFT and I feel so RELIEVED. Fuck that mark ass company
[+7] u/apurimac777: If we dont get a V its time for a Million Retard March on Washington
[+7] u/Erevoss: Bulls are seriously brainded
[+7] u/BioRam: Entire market is blood red
Bulls: It's a ber trap lol
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: holy shit i fucked up
[+7] u/RjBloxks: If MU doesn’t go back to 450 today I just lit 32k on fire
[+7] u/Glock7enteen: Israeli airstrike just hit my portfolio
[+7] u/ComfortableWolf779: 🥭 turns everything he touches into shit
[+7] u/CityDweller19: Grandparents now have to come out of retirement, I guess he is creating jobs
[+7] u/FrostingOk2692: No circuit breaker for you. You will take your daily -1% and like it
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/SnickersTheDog made a bet that SPY would go to 652.0 within **2 days** when it was 662.02 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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[+7] u/HodlMoonStonks: VIX rising on news of Chuck Norris' death.
[+7] u/27onfire: Chuck Norris died.
The man underneath it all, the man holding up our liquidity is gone.
The market is finished.
[+7] u/Sidney_Godsby: Inb4 it bounces 0.4% and Bols claim victory
[+7] u/AirwickS: His latest Truth Social post isn't going to help matters.
Reeks of desperation and incompetence. Market seemed to notice.
[+7] u/bigmeatbag: Somehow this is Obama's fault.
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: Chuck Norris died doing what he loved doing best, bagholding MSFT Leaps 😭
[+7] u/breezygolfs: Threw $500 at a potential bounce back. If I lose it all oh well I’ll make more money
[+7] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: It’s dancing time ghey bears! 💃💃💃🤣
[+7] u/disrepaired: Godspeed Texas ranger
[+7] u/EyeSea7923: Chuck Norris just choose to be immortal in a different part of the multiverse.
[+7] u/Abe2025: I just opened my account. WTFFFFFFF!?!?!?! Im fckin SCREWED SO BAD
[+7] u/NapNapNapNap: Chuck Norris is actually dead. I thought you guys were joking. RIP Chuck Norris. 86 years old. I loved the Delta Force movies!
[+7] u/Recent_Register_2952: puts on Satan, fuck that guy
[+7] u/Zimoula: War over for the 109th time
[+7] u/Coloradospruce33: Gentlemen, it has been a privilege losing money with you tonight
(violin music plays)
[+7] u/Other_Sample_3709: You best start believing in financial crises, Miss Turner. You’re in one.
[+6] u/PocaMadre69: The bullshit manipulation and fake ass rallies on every drop are exhausting mate
[+6] u/Liability049-6319: This won't dump because there's currently nowhere better to put your money lol. Inflation will soon be out of control, so might as well own shares.
[+6] u/BioRam: MSFT versus META battling for most worthless company
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: MSFT 450 seems as distant as this war ending
[+6] u/tgff333: Is he gonna declare war on NATO next
[+6] u/Roxorek: biggest energy crisis in history and people buying calls after market barely went down 5% 🤦🤦
this might keep going down for few months easily
once countries start running out of reserves is when shit gets real ugly real fast
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: MSFT down 30% from ATH
[+6] u/Official05: I sold my house and somehow managed to use all of the funds to buy SPY exactly at ATH. Should I be proud ?
[+6] u/cjc979: This reminds me of that one time in Pompeii
[+6] u/Eddyrancid: Okay or I guess maybe we just go straight down all day
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: market trying to increase oil supply by drilling hard
[+6] u/Large-Photograph-286: terrain terrain pull up pull up!!!
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Now this is pod racing
[+6] u/natures3: Dang way nastier than I thought
[+6] u/lolgoodone34: So if you’ve bought any mag 7 stock, you are down lmao
[+6] u/davidbigham: SPY down 7% from ATH, WSB down 99.9%. Classic
[+6] u/WingedScapula420: Feeling like an absolute sicko watching this from the relative safety of cash gang
[+6] u/Shurlak: All the bers on MSFT finally convinced me to open a position, will dca from here
[+6] u/emanresu711: You guys are bigly fucked
[+6] u/naija123456: Secured 4k on puts. Will load up on some call and hopefully ride the eventual green dildo well get at some point today. Only gonna invest 2k. Worse case scenario, I end up only up 2k today
[+6] u/_jotaha_: I could sell and stop the bleeding but Im not going to sell.
[+6] u/Normal_Tap3021: We'll remove sanction on Iran's oil!!
Nah, we might just block them selling their oil!!
We need help protecting the strait!!
We need nobody!!
This is the dumbest administration who started a war. Like actual fucking idiots. It's unfathomable
[+6] u/Pls9887: Goes down $1 (+$45)
Goes up $.05 (-$10,000,000)
[+6] u/Deadweight047: So much winning is so difficult... can we just bring back Sleepy Joe?🥹
[+6] u/linnanetheman: Chuck Norris was the only thing stopping SPY from touching 595
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Remember, 🥭 can take a lot of pain, but not unlimited. He watches markets including mortgage rates. I think we’re getting close to his threshold. All of a sudden we will have “won” in Iran
[+6] u/rcantu314: Chuck Norris’ death crashed the market
[+6] u/NapNapNapNap: $HOOD going to 20 bucks
[+6] u/browsk: I wonder how this will be Biden’s fault this time
[+6] u/Swaggerpro: Why would Joe Biden do this to us
[+6] u/pekas13: It smells like bitch up in here
[+6] u/GreenBud_Hero: Bulls in shambles… bears in lambos
[+6] u/zeusbox: Thought you regards were clowning but Chuck is actually dead. RIP.
[+6] u/Glock7enteen: Due to my financial situation I will be passing away
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Wow, Joe Rogan AND Chuck Norris?? RIP
😔
[+6] u/Desmater: Too much winning today
[+6] u/tgff333: Will 🥭 comment on Chuck Norris
[+6] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: This market is so fucked that Chuck Norris decided he didn’t wanna stick around anymore. Fuck this market and RIP Chuck.
[+6] u/Money_Law7344: 666 is a distant memory again
[+6] u/MightAcademic: This world didnt deserve Chuck Norris anymore. RIP legend, he aint dead he's become a god
[+6] u/UnivalveX: where's the regard dip buying army when you need them
[+6] u/No_Skirt_4689: Spy is down 6.5% from ATH and we’re in extreme fear. What is this, a bear market for ants? Wake me up when we’re down 30%.
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Still freak the fuck out and sell everything?
[+6] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: I gooned to Nancy pelosi last night. This was my reward
[+6] u/bigboybigbat: Imagine what’s gonna happen when the price of oil goes up
[+6] u/_pout_: No intention to put troops on the ground but we're sending thousands just in case and keep sending more
[+6] u/Issa_vibe74: EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG
[+6] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: lmao bers. In shambles now?
[+6] u/Majestic-Bass6772: just sold my car, now I can finally afford gas
[+6] u/tugrulthelol: Really? I like the name so much I write it thrice before searching it
[+6] u/rocier: Did everyone collect their SPY dividend today? Don't forget to put a little aside for taxes!
[+6] u/codespyder: RIP Chuck Norris, market is in mourning
[+5] u/EyeSea7923: There are no bears or bulls in this, we are all in shambles right now.
[+5] u/TokiAsuma: This market is just sooo fun to trade. Ok, now I’m actually done. Just gonna stop here before I lose 10k
[+5] u/blindrubberchicken: The “department” appears to have been the Chinese government.
[+5] u/Expert_Turn4697: "Quintuple witching day DOOD, ITS GONNA BE HUGE DOOD" You mother fuckers made me lose a fuck ton
[+5] u/bigboybigbat: Everything that is bad for the world is happening and worse things are on the cards. So many lives at risk, so much instability yet the market won’t crash. Unbelievable
[+5] u/pleasestoptalkin: MSFT about to be a penny stock and I need to practice my sloppy toppy technique for Wendy’s
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: I just bought SMCI after this drop. AMA.
[+5] u/BigStepMaestro: V is that you ol buddy ?
[+5] u/StoneyGwynn: Anyone have the MSFT CEOs email
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: We need the it's a trap emoji again
[+5] u/neal_73: Meta is pos company.
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Spy going to start and end at 655
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: The day is going to come in which we exit this Middle East situation and we’re going to rip. My opinion is that you need to be long before that day arrives.
[+5] u/GenesGeniesJeans: Nat gas needs to do the needful
[+5] u/patricktu1258: MAG7 is sooooo trash
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: sorry meta laying off your workers to pump your stock trick doesnt work anymore
[+5] u/YourCautionaryTale: Damn. I looked away for ten minutes so I missed all the bulls getting yippy and bragging about their calls.
[+5] u/Comfortable_Ad5875: Is Microsoft last year's Google pls advise regards
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Sat next to a woman on the plane to Vegas. She’s a solid 4/10, late 20s, overweight, divorced mom. She showed me her Hinge and Tinder. There was a line of guys waiting to take her out.
We are all cooked.
[+5] u/warm-regard: Holy fuck we are fuk
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: shit get serious right now. help
[+5] u/nadoterisback: This is it. The last 32 years was just a big bull trap. Starting from today, the next multiple decades will be straight down. Your grandkids will see SPY back in double digits.
Bull is fuck.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Chuck Norris passed away...might be a real bloody day 😔
[+5] u/McClintockC: Chuck Norris and Joe Rogan RIP brothers
SPY minus 50% day inc
[+5] u/NaturalFortune8397: I TOLD YOU SO
NO BOTTOM IN SIGHT HAHAHAH
BULLS DEAD
[+5] u/ChristianM97: Is MSFT ever gonna recover? Windows 11 is horrendous and everyone hates copilot, no redeeming qualities so far.
[+5] u/rkillaaa: i waited 5 months for the dip and ended up buying before the big drop
[+5] u/No-Consequence7985: sold the puts for 40% them shits went 120%
[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Is hope a strategy? Is mayonnaise an instrument?
These are the questions that keep me up at night
[+5] u/TheGeoGod: Bulls in shambles. They really thought today would be green 😂
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: The good news is that not only is the stock market trash but job markets are terrible and no one is hiring. Layoffs coming too. Enjoy the economy!
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: Ahhh META getting fucked because Pinterest CEO says social media should be banned for anybody under 16...honestly, I agree, but my portfolio probably won't.
[+5] u/DriftWoodBarrel: Now SPY will just chop for a few hours before a fake pump and then dump again.
[+5] u/Swaggerpro: Totally normal market reaction to the news of Chuck’s passing. F
[+5] u/cfaawlday: Remember when silver was supposed to be a “hedge” 🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/DJbeetfarmer: yall murdering my boy mu
[+5] u/DJbeetfarmer: dang i thought this chuck norris thing was another joe rogan death meme....
[+5] u/MyDogsNameIsTim: Let's be honest does anyone really *need* oil?
[+5] u/brainlet99094: Opening this 30 dollar bag of single origin anaerobic washed coffee beans today... Still cheaper than going to sbux
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Yeah it’s over, no pump is coming to save the day today.
Remember me when you get your lambos guys, it’s over
[+5] u/Hot-Performancy: Honestly just send META to 0 at this point
[+5] u/habfranco: Chuck Norris death is the black swan
[+5] u/AlexP1993: Is the V in the room with us now?
[+5] u/sailorsmile: Short term pain for intermediate term pain for long term pain for generational pain…
[+5] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Moment of silence for Chuck Norris.
He was a good man.
[+5] u/Beelzebussin: Once again, who could have possibly predicted this? Bull culture in this subreddit losing you people money yet again.
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: currently down 40k on my MSFT position, GUH
[+5] u/cevapi_jelopy: Made 70 cents yesterday but i lost $1.60 today :/ is there any hope for me
[+5] u/djln491: word has it chucks last words were “spy 670 eod” big if true
[+5] u/shortitforever: 🔔🔔🔔THE SPY IS FALLING🔔🔔🔔
[+5] u/bills_2: Is everyone having fun yet?
[+5] u/Chickychickybooboo: Just be bullish and shutup
[+5] u/ramy_mousa: these AI tools making it very easy to build a bunch of slop that looks shinny and useful but 3 days after working on a side-slop, i still feel like it's a pile of garbage..!
[+5] u/KingRegardothe2nd: But I don't want to put the fries in the bag
[+5] u/No-Incident-9226: Here's a theory; the Saudis have been helping Elon to pump Tessler. They thought it would buy them security and whatnot. It has now become clear that they can't expect shit from the US. I think they'll stop the pump and maybe even go short, it would be funny if an oil crisis turns out to be the doom of Tessler.
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: It’s sad that most of you are under 50 and aren’t in asset accumulation mode
[+5] u/2muchnet42day: Dad
Are you winning yet?
[+5] u/stupidber: Calls today were NOT free money
[+5] u/Coley44: Green before close morons in absolute shambles. Donald Pump if you hear them please save them. DONALD PUMP
[+5] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Zero tankers loaded with crude have passed the Strait of Hormuz in the past 24 hours."
I think Zero means 0 but I may be wrong 🤔. Someone ask TACO!
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: Retard bulls obliterated.
Another 2.9 years of them coping in here for SPY 700.
[+5] u/Iunatic: Some big boys getting margin called.
[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: It do go down Daniel, it do
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: Recession is already here. Enjoy the massive dump in the coming months.
[+5] u/dontslambro: Well shit there goes the markets.
Chuck Norris has left us as well.
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Bibi said regime change can’t be done with bombs = US Marines 100% being deployed to Iran
[+5] u/_jotaha_: I can sense a tweet incoming about imminent peace that everyone will buy
[+5] u/Cold_Distribution273: Tmz reporting Chuck norris just died. Bad Friday.
[+5] u/apurimac777: *What happened to SPY?*
*He's dead Jim*
[+5] u/mandoslambo: HOLY SHIT CHUCK NORRIS IS DEAD
[+5] u/Illustrious-Low4128: This was almost certainly the day I was supposed to hold my puts instead of selling them early for a mediocre gain
[+5] u/EyeSea7923: Chuck Norris didn't die, God and Muhammad called him in consultation for the war.
[+5] u/Alarming_Assistant21: Turns out chuck Norris was the only thing propping up our market after all
[+5] u/GreenBud_Hero: Chuck Norris was holding this market up with his strong arms. Alas, Babylon.
[+5] u/coolguy69lol: Be greedful when others are feary
[+5] u/Kashabowiekid: Smci yolo calls for today correct ?
[+5] u/Glock7enteen: Chuck Norris was the sole reason why the market went up for 86 years. Now we are back to reality
[+5] u/NaturalFortune8397: FULL PORT SPY PUTS TODAY
WE HAVE -1% TO GO
DONT MISS OUT
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Chuck Norris, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: I think China will be the winner.
Given the state of the world, China is going to be less worse given the energy crisis about to happen.
In aditition, the CCP might be less regarded than both the US and Europe and money managers may want to deal with a less regarded regime.
There is the fact that China is less restrictive than the US which is kinda stange but we are in the regarded timelime.
[+5] u/Invest_and_ballout: Short Nvidia, you know they were using SMCI to sell chips to China 🇨🇳
[+20] u/HaveTwoBananas: we're only 1% off ath
we're only 3% off ath
we're only 7% off ath
we're only 15% off ath
[+17] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: I think 🥭 might be realizing he may be retarded
[+14] u/depresssionista: Bro doesn’t even know what country the US is at war with
[+13] u/Manre831: Y’all realize Chuck Norris didn’t actually die. He just let death win
[+13] u/GabbarInvestor: With all the Bulls and Bears jokes aside, really hope everyone stays financially safe specially at these times ! For the long hall we all want to make money !! Play safe everyone !! Kudos to Cash Gang time to invest !! 👍
[+13] u/GamblingMikkee: Pump lasted as long as me in bed
[+13] u/patelchief90: fucking 🥭 has to ruin everything
[+12] u/depresssionista: “We’re doing extremely well, in Iraq” - Potus
[+11] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: imagine how much we'll dump after Donnie says it's only going to be a *little* draft
[+11] u/cashflow_: Z
https://preview.redd.it/43ytnd7pq7qg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a8895dc9e4d82e4283184fa13254a6a5843c039
[+11] u/depresssionista: Omg he said Iraq again
[+11] u/skychief99: Time to gas up that Ram 3500 pickup with the Cummins diesel and the American Flag flying from the back.
[+11] u/CigInside: I can’t afford a house, but at least oil is way up and we are in a meaningless conflict.
[+11] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Bulls r fuk
https://preview.redd.it/tl2y99aou7qg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a73dfbdc42661bb75e3a63d2e18b150a2df6689
[+11] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Fake pump was gone before i even finished typing fake pump
[+11] u/TheMightySet69: Cuba told Mango they don't negotiate with pedophiles
[+11] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Maybe 🥭 should have just stopped when the steak buisness didnt work out
[+10] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Iran FM: 'Americans haven’t forgotten how, even as hundreds of U.S. soldiers were dying in Vietnam, and the outcome was already clear, General William Westmoreland was flown home to reassure everyone that the war was going well — that the U.S. was “winning.”'
[+10] u/Late_Emu5833: Green dildo incoming
[+10] u/wafflepiezz: Lost 40% today
Fuck this market
[+10] u/necarpenter417: Never thought id be begging for 656 in 2026
[+10] u/xlmtothemoon: Chuck Norris didn't walk the earth, the earth rotated for Chuck Norris
[+10] u/Buddha_is_my_homeboy: Chuck Norris actually died twenty years ago. It just took death this long to build up the courage to tell him
[+10] u/babar_the_elephant_: Bear market confirmed
[+10] u/MichaelJamesBurry: risked 6k to make 40 bucks
[+10] u/SylphCo93: Too bearish in here. Buls are regarded generally but once bears dominate it's a sign green days are nearly upon us again.
[+10] u/hioman01: Stocks will never be green again
[+9] u/SilentExtinction: spineless americans will forget all of this when the market goes back up and they buy a new smartphone.
[+9] u/MoistAction9580: Chuck Norris was holding it up the whole time
[+9] u/LengthObjective2253: BREAKING NEWS: 🥭 announces US will reopen Strait of Hormuz
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
[+9] u/Wall_St_Bussy: I smell a stimmy check empty promise coming soon
[+9] u/hakan_loob44: Lol at Sara trying to suck 🥭 dick on The View.
[+9] u/BiblicalAss: anyone else crashing out
[+8] u/Low_Plastic363: The entire market was being held up by Chuck Norris' mustache.
[+8] u/L0ial: LET THE MARKET HIT THE FLOOR
[+8] u/Snoo23417: The orange one is flailing again. Bad sign.
[+8] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Turns out the kompromat was Israeli.
[+8] u/Fine-Will: Bools going "WHAT A PUMP" after every green candle lmao
[+8] u/shindiggaa: I'm surprised he hasn't considered making his own Straight of Hormuz. i heard it's the greatest straight in history. maybe ever.
[+8] u/Overall-Fold-9720: >They didn't want to join the fight to stop a Nuclear Powered Iran. Now that fight is Militarily WON
>but don't want to help open the Strait of Hormuz, a simple military maneuver
In. The. Same. Tweet.
My flabbers are gasted
[+8] u/ConstantAd1: Can't believe Chuck Norris and Joe Rogan died on the same day RIP
[+8] u/Thotmas01: I’ve had to take three different runny shits today. All of them occurred on parallel to a market drop. I think I quantum entangled my colon with spy.
[+8] u/BushReagan84: Bols being quietly lured back in 🪤
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: Looking like water soup for dinner tonite
[+8] u/bonswell: Why does it take me 1 hour to shit? 🦧
[+8] u/spudbro00: Sorry guys was making some updates to my algo and bought a couple billion right there
[+8] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Wife’s a cunt I need life changing money.
[+8] u/kayvonte: Not trading today. Too messy
[+8] u/AideApprehensive7441: I’m starting to smell some panic amongst boomer buy and hold investors who need that money in the next 10 yrs
[+8] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: https://preview.redd.it/1w77hxfau7qg1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8c266372d0eb786b88750f35e0838555c7ba3d
[+7] u/MaterialGuy007: MU. Next quarter EPS est $18-19 Assume next 4 quarters EPS stays at $15 - that’s $60. At 10 fwd PE price should be $600 - 15 PE $900 - Severely undervalued. Takes market about 10 days to figure out….
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: # NATO has evacuated its personnel from Iraq amid regional instability
Whatever NATO says next time.. please inverse them. Action speaks louder than words.
[+7] u/lookingforajob2020: thank fuck I decided not to buy the dip at open
[+7] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Am I banned fuck is wrong with you people ?
[+7] u/Tasty-Magician-1390: The market is being big and beautiful, right? Right? All this winning Mr. President!
[+7] u/donfonz: 652 has retard strength
[+7] u/daedalus_dance: In the 1970s oil shock the price of crude rose 4x from $3 per barrel in 1973, to $12 in 1974. 400% in one year.
The major stock market indices bottomed out at -34% and took until 1985 to recover.
**So that's a scary thought, isn't it.**
[+7] u/patcakes: Me: I identify as rich.
Customer: Put the fries in the bag bro.
[+7] u/Striker_Game: tank it already motherfuckers
[+7] u/TraipseTraveller: I asked my father if he had ever traded options before. He looked at me slowly, with his eyes glistening and with a tear starting to run down his cheek, and he told me "bulls r fuk"
[+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: NOT ONE FUCKING RED CANDLE FROM THE MOMENT I BUY PUTS WTFFFFFF
[+7] u/-TrueFacts-: When SPY 700 EOD doesn't mean end of day, but end of decade 😓
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Yall remember when you were a kid and you’d dream about some girl in your class and develop a crush overnight lmao
[+7] u/Walking72: The nice thing about having a Republican president is it good for the market
[+7] u/DanqueLeChay: Mortal Combat voice: *Volatility*
[+7] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Lmaooo made 2k for no reason
[+7] u/aphel_ion: >Irans foreign minister claims his country has intelligence indicating Israel is planning another strike on its infrastructure. He reiterated Tehran’s warning that it will show zero restraint if its infrastructure is targeted
That sounds promising…
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: $300 oil is a small price to pay for losing a couple trillion in the financial markets
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I can't even remember the last time we had a green day if ever LMAO🤌
[+7] u/yushey__: I’ve started red light therapy. You guys should try it out. Some free apps include Robinhood and WeBull. They offer these services free of charge
[+7] u/OG_L0c: I should be working, but instead I'm on the toilet watching my money disappear
[+6] u/puffinnbluffin: It’s so bearish in here but I think for once you guys might be right
[+6] u/ChampagnePapi-: NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
[+6] u/MissMatriarch: I wonder why there was a HUGE spike in trading volume on the SPY right before 🥭’s public appearance.
Oh hi Barron!
[+6] u/Club-Loud: the bears are dancing and I'm thinking of joining them...
thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/BushReagan84: I just know someone reading this has 0dte calls and is punching air right now 🤣
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: Chuck Norris was 86? Fuck I thought he was like 40, where has the time gone...
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Everyone yoloing puts will cause this to pump
[+6] u/HaveTwoBananas: NOW'S A GREAT TIME TO BUY
[+6] u/ShowerDear1695: why is spx only down .87% and spy is down 1.17%. I know they aren’t exact but the diff seems larger than normal.
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: The NY hours are so fucking manipulated
[+6] u/Antique-Flight-5358: IRAN has SURRENDER. They are now a US State
[+6] u/darthjarhead: So if you were unable to get in on the action at open, you have to sit a watch theta have all the fun?
I guess I am a cuck now. FML.
[+6] u/Voltthrower69: Billionaires are cucking you
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: I'm down 15 grand this week waiting for any sort of recovery each day not pulling out
[+6] u/GalacticPlutoBear: I’m starting to think it’s actually my fault
[+6] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Gold and silver with 8 consecutive red days.
When I said I wanted a record breaking month this is not what I meant...
[+6] u/skychief99: Just like Covid....
Just like the illegal tariffs....
Everyone and their mothers will use this Iran fiasco as another reason to jack up prices on everything.
Winning!
[+6] u/TraipseTraveller: Can't remember the last time we were green on a Friday
[+6] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: I'd gladly trade 🥭 for Chuck Norris but sadly that's not how life works
[+6] u/Semi-CharmedKindaGuy: “No crying in the casino”
The whole world is damn casino now. LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
[+6] u/nyse25: Chuck Norris passed away and markets clearly didn't like that
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: First time I have looked at klarna in sometime 70% down from ipo? I guess loaning money to broke people and not being able to report to the credit firms was a bad idea?
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: Fake ahhh dip. So predictable. All in
[+6] u/polodolo98: Not buying till the VIX is > 40
[+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: 🥭going to soon learn about the capacity of oil infrastructure in the United States due to oil companies buying stock back rather than investing in their own infrastructure… 😂
[+6] u/gavbot_1213: Well it is a bear market officially. And will continue to be for a good amount of time
[+6] u/jraiv420: Iran war is escalating, not de-escalating
[+6] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: One day we'll all look back at this period and say ... Fuck!!
[+6] u/StonkaTrucks: Told my wife I have a gambling problem. Her response was "at least that's pretty common right?"
[+6] u/horseisahorse: >[](https://www.financialjuice.com/#)Trump: No leaders left to talk to in Iran.
>11:01 Mar 20
[](https://www.financialjuice.com/#)
>Iran's Leader Khamenei calls on Afghanistan and Pakistan to improve ties and offers help. - Statement
>11:05 Mar 20
this is such a shit show, what is even happening
[+5] u/Turbulent-Bet-7133: Because you touch yourself at night
[+5] u/polosocks12345: IM NOT FUCKING SELLING
[+5] u/orangeyougladiator: SPY soon 10% off AH and you guys think we’re still bull running 😂😂😂
[+5] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: This is literally the Great Depression
[+5] u/fredditf: CME FedWatch for december is now 33% for a rate hike and 56% no change and 4% for a .25 lower. LMAO
[+5] u/Iknowyougotsole: Meta dogshit stock of the yeae
[+5] u/burabuu: Is anyone very angry at someone now?
[+5] u/mks_csw: that green candle lasted longer than me lmao
[+5] u/pm_me_your_wheelz: port up 50% YTD. pretty chill watching from the sidelines
[+5] u/zestykite: All in calls here. Let's go baby
[+5] u/Overall-Web-5435: Chuck Norris died. No wonder the market is red today 😔
[+5] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: I'm a simple man. I see idiots in n office I buy more puts
[+5] u/parkSXD: As someone who would only buy calls when I used to trade, you have to be smoking some good shit to be bullish about literally anything these days
[+5] u/cobalt4: Close your phone and spend time with your family, it’s Eid for Christ’s sake
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #This bear market will NEVER end. We'll drill and drill for the rest of eternity until SPY hits 0 LMAO🤌
[+5] u/14BrewMan: I legitimately think this war fucked the market
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Never thought I'd lose so much in one month in etfs playing it safe
[+5] u/trsx5: Every rally is just getting squashed.
[+5] u/TracyM45: Always sell on Friday during an "Excurtion"
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: too busy to even look at a chart today
all cash, feeling zen
drink water dammit
[+5] u/PossibleLack835: I just bought april 17 nvo 45C yesterday. already going to be down -20%
[+5] u/ebitdasga: What is happening with lunr?
[+5] u/CafeClimbOtis: but the DOW is over 45,000 right now !
[+5] u/PapiGoneGamer: It’s a war to save $651 here. It might drop right through $650 if they can’t hold $651.
[+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: The 30y is at 4.94!!! Whuuuuuut
[+5] u/EatingRawOnion: 🥭 gonna pump this like trying to flush a clogged toilet
[+5] u/trollboter: Got any more of them Vs?
[+5] u/No_Profession_2635: Algos prob picked up that headline on Qatar
[+5] u/jtoldyasooo: Guys I’m starting to think war is actually pretty gay
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: This wants to pump so bad
[+5] u/MilesDelta: Flight of the bagholders
[+5] u/Grand-Print-743: Calls were not the play
[+17] u/Slightlybadpicks: I risked $5600 to make $12. AMA
[+16] u/livin_in_the_land: With everything 🥭says I can’t believe the guy still wears a suit. Might as well just show up in stained sweatpants
[+15] u/gkdjsl: From Walter Bloomberg:
TRUMP HAS NO PLANS TO SEND TROOPS INTO IRAN, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
A White House official said Trump has “no plans” to deploy troops to Iran despite new troop movements and reports of a possible Kharg Island blockade. The official added the U.S. military could “take out Kharg Island at any time” but is keeping options open and not revealing strategy.
Could have just stopped at "TRUMP HAS NO PLANS"
[+14] u/Awuxy: https://preview.redd.it/os3nzkjt48qg1.png?width=2962&format=png&auto=webp&s=7884680e21b99eb9ca5d349cfdb308111e0596d2
[+14] u/Queasy_Soil9646: One shrek dick and I watch all shrek movies this weekend
[+14] u/ReftLight: I love it when I go and do something, come back and read comments about massive pump/dump, and I look to see it's at the same price I saw when I left.
[+13] u/bringkiteback: If yall wanna see a grown man cry im charging 5 bucks
[+13] u/GoProVI: https://preview.redd.it/hlfxpb0k98qg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=404227bf7eb9c65d23a05c95b9313e010c0f4605
[+11] u/gkdjsl: WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL: THE U.S. ARMY IS CAPABLE OF SEIZING IRAN'S KHARG ISLAND AT ANY TIME
WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL: PRESIDENT TRUMP CONFIRMED THERE ARE NO PLANS TO SEND TROOPS TO ANY PLACE
Pick a FUCKING LANE
[+11] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I don't think a lot of people, especially bols, realize that the time for "this can still recover quickly", has passed.
That window has closed.
There was still a chance for a quick recovery when the war was in its early days and we were talking about a few hundred ships being stuck, and not as much damage to refineries.
Along with only several days of disruption worldwide to distribution, energy, and effects on industries across the globe.
But now, each week that passes becomes exponentially more damaging for the world economy. And the long term effect for this to really be sticky starts to deepen more rapidly.
[+11] u/Nick12d56: Just made 18 dollars, done for the day going to get a cheeburger
[+11] u/trainwreck001: YOU NOW NEED A MASTERS DEGREE TO WORK THE FRY MACHINE
LOL
[+11] u/curlnut3_14: I think I can revenge trade my way out of this hole
[+10] u/Maximum_Light409: https://preview.redd.it/425izyfx18qg1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=52337edcbb0c99f98ae34e7c5669c4f2e34e3c96
[+10] u/Fhyzikz: End of the world is incredibly boring
[+10] u/gkdjsl: 1. buy the top of the day
2. sell at the bottom
3. smash my mouse into 36 pieces
[+10] u/PopularCut4124: A madman who has dementia is going to destroy the world economy
[+10] u/CompoteSpecialist618: Bought a Chinese SKS with put gains
[+10] u/Maximum_Light409: The more I lose, the less I lose
[+10] u/Solid-Season9984: #✅️ marked safe from DOW 50000
[+9] u/No_Cod972: Be horny when others are celibate.
[+9] u/clubdirthill: Do the pirates of the Hormuz say “kharrg”?
[+9] u/No_Cod972: Calls on me having acne into my 30s
[+9] u/raiderkev: damn dude, even Chuck Norris couldn't save my calls
[+9] u/bigdaddyrongregs: It’s my birthday and I took off work so I could focus on losing money all day
[+9] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: Not gonna happen. Put fries in bag
[+8] u/Queasy_Soil9646: World peace now so that I can get out of my calls
[+8] u/Kaeptor: Bers hope you sold your puts, megashrek in 1min
[+8] u/Rambodeth_: She think I'm playing but this wedding shit might actually be canceled fr fr
[+8] u/Fabulous_Fee_7000: Did anyone else bet their entire life savings on calls when the market opened?
[+8] u/gkdjsl: This is fucking untradable, I keep zigging when I should be zagging
[+8] u/TechnologyEven6926: The Iranians can be bribed
The strait will be open by this weekend. Toll booth will be $1M per boat
Paid in BTC would be big balls. Otherwise, dollars
Oil falls temporarily but oil is $100 a barrel for the rest of the year
[+8] u/diefy7321: #Thanks a lot Jerome “I don’t know” Powell 🤌
[+8] u/Upbeat-Reflection821: If $5 a gallon gas is enough to wreck your finances we have bigger problems that need to be addressed. The average person drives around 1,200 miles a month with an average fuel economy of 26mpg, which means they are burning around 46 gallons of gas a month. Absolute canary in the coal mine for the American economy.
[+8] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Quit fighting it bolz. There is no green dildo that’ll save your 6750 calls lmao
[+8] u/Icy_Calligrapher7080: The market is still largely operating on the belief that "line always go up".
As long as that's the predominant belief, there will be a lot of buying the "dip". The longer that goes on despite the reality of the world, the harder the fall will be.
Once enough of the market realizes this can't go on much longer and start pulling out, it will snowball into a worse crisis than 2008.
That isn't to say that nothing can save this irrational market from a crash in the short term, but it's not looking good for it now.
[+7] u/Hang_Man1: that fake pump to 662 yesterday was ao fake
[+7] u/FriendlyGold1717: Mr president, my butts can’t take it anymore. I’m sorry for badmouthing you. Please save mankind!!
[+7] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: I'm down 100k YTD holding just shares.
I is sad. 😭
[+7] u/gkdjsl: Thank God I didn't put all my money in semis that are wholly dependent on cheap limitless energy
Oh wait I did, fuck me sideways with an accordion
[+7] u/Oldschoolhype2: 🥭 sending amphibious fleet to Iran. Theyre going to actually try to invade Kharg Island. Yikess.
[+7] u/East-Detective6697: Chuck has held the markets for years. Now there's nothing to hold them. Short.
[+7] u/IllustriousPiano562: You guys are stupid. Hey, I need your help. Actually, that was a test, I don't need your help. Why aren't you helping? HELP! I don't actually want your help you useless fucks. This is so simple I'll do it myself. Why are you not helping yet?
[+7] u/NiceOwner: So basically a recession cause the Iran war was never a good idea.
[+7] u/FeelingCulture649: Feeling confident bagholding into the weekend again
[+7] u/Demigod181: Worst trading week in years :(
[+7] u/followmecuz: I can no longer day trade
[+7] u/General-Elk-6537: I was a dirty ber today. Sorry momma
[+7] u/Imgoin2brich: FOR THE 1000TH TIME
NVDA IS THE ONLY THING HOLDING SPY UP FROM DROPPING TO DOW JONES 9% FROM TOP
ITS GONNA DROP AND BRING SPY DOWN
[+7] u/swamp_donkies: Felt so freeing unloading all my MSFT
[+7] u/TechnologyEven6926: If today isn’t the bottom
We’re going to 7% on the 30Y and then we’re all bankrupt
[+7] u/mrmagootoyou2: Another tanker hit outside of the strait
[+6] u/advantage_player: Who could have predicted that the minds behind the "department of war" would do something stupid?
[+6] u/No_Cod972: Only the clinically insane will survive in this market
[+6] u/Feedthemcake: Send the fucking tweet!!
[+6] u/31andnotdone: I leave for 3 days and y’all STILL buying the top like it’s a hobby
[+6] u/Naive_Contract_1091: This doesnt look good at all
[+6] u/RareGuarantee3532: Sell the house > all in puts > buy a bigger house in a month (like a sidewalk in LA) > make new friends to complain with about fentanyl shortage
[+6] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: If you bought SMCI 26.5p puts yesterday you are up 17000%
[+6] u/coloredzebra: It's quad witching...they're gonna fuck your puts
[+6] u/followedbymeteor: People buying calls everyday still just for the love of the game
[+6] u/thebatmansymbol: Whelp I sold my calls. Would've been up 5k if I had closed on the afternoon bounce yesterday but instead I'm down 11k. Just take the money folks. See ya Monday.
[+6] u/ReftLight: Fake dump. Reload on your calls, bulls.
[+6] u/6PercentOfTheTime: Like ..I’m fine losing money but this shit is just boring
[+6] u/ckami_91: Exxon YTD: +35%
Nvidia YTD: -8%
LMFAOOOOOO
[+6] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Do you guys remember when spy used to be green everyday.
[+6] u/Kaeptor: Bols, let’s pray together
[+6] u/zipykido: I don't need the market to go up, but I would appreciate if it stopped going down.
[+6] u/JakeSal10: These Vs getting dikembe mutombo’d.
[+6] u/sonofalando: It’s ok. I didn’t need a 401k anyways.
[+6] u/aqjingson: What’s the big deal just deposit $1 million in brokerage and keep playing
[+6] u/Conscious_Bit_3656: msft, looks like a great buy here...will start slowly scaling in on each dip?
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: Sending more troops to the Middle East because the war is almost over. Okay buddy
[+6] u/Maximum_Light409: BEARSEN HUANG.
BEAR GATES.
STEVE BEARS.
JEFF BEARZOS.
SERGEY BEARIN.
MARK ZUCKERBEAR.
BEARLON MUSK.
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[+6] u/InvincibleRoman: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+6] u/Solid-Season9984: You lost all your money so your adding more, maybe Citigroup is doing you a favor. ***exit liquidity***
[+6] u/jda823: I really think they are just trying to figure out a way to have oil be 100 for 3 months+ instead of the $150 panic. Even though they are both really bad
[+6] u/David905: Wish I had held to my conviction of Dell's value and not dumped half my shares a couple months back..
[+6] u/Hungry-Rain-6740: I hate the casino actually
[+5] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: All your 401ks are going to collapse, you will get fired from your job and won't be able to pay your mortgage.
We are about to witness the largest financial collapse in history. Cash and oil are king. Stay safe, sell while you can!!!
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Has the admin considered not being degenerate chaotic-evil orcs? I bet the stocks would go up
[+5] u/HeftyBox3580: Nowruz should be renamed to Nowrug
[+5] u/ReftLight: It's all right. You can buy calls now, honest.
[+5] u/buttaviaper: I’m happy that bers get their once a year celebration
[+5] u/Aware-Picture-397: Gooooood mooorrnniiing Iran
[+20] u/Metacog_Drivel: Boomers have got to be the dumbest & worst generation.
[+17] u/TSands17: It turns out Orange man may, in fact, be bad
[+13] u/TrumpLovesThemKids: How bad are midterms going to be for mango party if stonk actually crashes
[+12] u/ComfortablePiglet842: If we fall under 651 we will end the day at 607 is my guess
[+12] u/SaveTheAles: This guy could have played golf the whole term and just watch spy cross 750.
Now he is just playing golf his whole term and SPY is dipping below 650.
[+12] u/seeking-health: MSFT needs to rename Copilot to Clippy and I bet it would go to $600
[+12] u/pineapplekiwipen: lmao SMCI cofounder responded with 😭😭 when someone texted him to say he might be going to jail
[+12] u/leshermes: what a fake ass pump yesterday when satanyahu was talking
[+11] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: im doing \*IMAGINARY TRADING\*:
what happen if i buy this stock?
wait 10 minutes.
oh tank god i didnt buy it
[+11] u/Sweeetmoves: Made it all back yesterday, gave it back again today. Fuck. This. Market.
[+11] u/cats_are_gay_ama: Genuinely wtf is the play here
[+11] u/VancityRenaults: **AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!**
**COMING AGAIN TO BOMB YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CALLS YEAH!**
[+10] u/Competitive_Ride: All these countries were like “oh this country that fights everyone has a chokehold on the place that ships our free money liquid. Let’s just not do anything about it and instead build stupid cities shaped like a line and islands shaped like a palm”
[+10] u/ZeroDayExpiration: The bulls delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Wall St. The Grizzly Bear of Morgoth
[+10] u/Competitive_Ride: He’s going to try and pump it after his Three Big Mac lunch
[+9] u/Comprehensive_Tea388: Calls on Trump invading Kharg Island 0.1 nanoseconds after the closing bell today.
[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Suicide hotline wen 😔
[+9] u/cannythecat: All the financial news articles on the front page are saying to buy the dip. We gonna gap down harder.
[+9] u/Saeonic: I should get a Disability check for being in here.
[+9] u/kaapooj: >“Israel is pursuing a scorched-earth campaign of regime change, which is not what our goal is,” said a senior U.S. administration official. “Bibi wants to wreck Iran’s economy and decimate its energy infrastructure. Trump wants to keep it intact.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/03/20/us-israel-iran-goals-trump-netanyahu/
as many said here, and still underreported by media, israel wants to disintegrate iran and nobody cares about any regime protestors
tickers: calls on brent Ig (no position rn)
[+9] u/NeuroLeak: I hope you US regards remember all this come November.
[+9] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Maybe openAI can announce a partnership with Iran for data centers
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT on it's way to the liberation day low. Fucking huge yikes.
[+8] u/Historical_Cover8133: I knew Chuck Norris was an important cultural icon - but surely this market reaction is a bit exaggerated, no?
[+8] u/Unusual_Baseball7055: American ground war on Friday after market close was the most obvious call
[+8] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: RIP Chuck Norris
this shit in the middle east would been over in 10min if we had sent him in
[+8] u/Mikos_Enduro: the quadruple witch jumps over the lazy iron condor
[+8] u/NochillWill123: Ok this is not even funny anymore. How the fk are we this weak since OCT last year
[+8] u/cryptohorn: I wanna see ford f150 drivers pay 10 a gallon
[+7] u/prezzie2728: Anyone remember the files?
[+7] u/ClaytonRook: Probably more profitable to buy an actual real life bull
[+7] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: Fuck… Chuck Norris is dead…. FUCKKKKKKK
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I wish my wife went down as much as SPY
[+7] u/LarryStink: The next 6-12 months will be a volatile news driven back and forth of war escalation followed by the admin walking it back to reporters claiming "progess" and "it will end soon" to take the volatility. Each mini crash will be followed by "positive" rhetoric from the Whitehouse. And eventually that gets knocked down on the next round of strikes, and oil bids. Its all part of the plan and if you can read between the lines, a lot of money to be made on both sides of the market.
[+7] u/Good_Application6245: will we really see a circuit breaker from any of this or will these corrections just stay controlled and coordinated
[+7] u/Saeonic: I am once again, asking for a huge drop on TSLA so my -99% puts can go to -98%
[+7] u/Key_Journalist_3698: Jeez mango dick just end the war already. You dont even have to really end it. Just say your ending it so markets go back to normal. Do what Israel did last year. Just lie and say the wars over
[+7] u/FistPunch_Vol_7: Yeah. Gonna stay Cash gang for a good while.
[+7] u/Ozqi: Mods please post the suicide hotline so we can bottom out and start recovery.
[+6] u/Dividedby21mil: When the market goes down it’s because Chuck Norris allowed it to.
[+6] u/Beazt11123: A red day to commemorate the great life of Chuck Norris. Legend. I expect nothing less. The world is a bit bleaker now.
[+6] u/TheOriginalBIG: The only type of oil I can afford is in my pantry now
[+6] u/fundhdjdjksjs: Who know surprises better than Japan
[+6] u/BGMilan: guys can we all do a group hug
[+6] u/Karl151: Honestly anyone who wants to make serious money would want this to go lower like under $600. You basically replay the same playbook as last year with liberation day, go all in on leaps at the bottom and when ceasefire is eventually declared we will pump for the next year to $800
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: I never doubted you SPY baby girl
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: I am going to Olive Garden for Lunch today. Tour of fkn Italy baby!
[+6] u/priced_in_: Google you piece of shit ....I have lost 7k coz of you
[+6] u/Tyneuku: You retards are buying gold for the apocalypse, I have hella bottle caps
[+5] u/CapitaineBiscotte: sigh, I'm tired of losing money
[+5] u/SSkilledJFK: God damn the second hand cringe I got from watching that video. So fucking embarrassing.
[+5] u/Zfreezy: See ya at 660 you chumps
[+5] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Will pump daddy step in and fuck up everyone’s puts this afternoon?
Only time will tell, but this feels like a bottom. It’s a dump, but there’s no urgency behind it.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
[+5] u/Weekly_Finding6260: only started investing december... my biggest loss is the s&p 500, am i doing something wrong
[+5] u/CaaCCeo: Told you guys SMCI is the worst company on the stock market
[+5] u/SuperSix: stairs up gravity down
[+5] u/ThisKarmaLimitSucks: Don't buy ANY FUCKING OPTIONS until like 10 mins before market close. Mango could screw you with a single tweet at any time.
[+5] u/ReadyRaspberry8663: Bulllllllllllllllllls!
[+11] u/clavitopaz: Rest in peace my portfolio it got hit by a bazooka
[+9] u/weewoowewoooo: Literally nothing looks like a good buy or worth holding for more than 30 mins lmfao. I’m out
[+8] u/Gold-Release-1186: Insane this is happening from just one guy being retarded
[+8] u/drmundojr: 🥭 can't TACO this time because Israel has all the cards (Epstein files maybe?!)
[+7] u/trumpdiego: ##10% down from here seems not only likely, but fair
[+7] u/jpric155: Ok, yeah, this is bad
[+7] u/Stealthless: Give us a V in honor of Chuck Norris
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: At this point even my Wendy’s application is going to get rejected
[+7] u/Capt_Chickenpox: An US invasion of Kharg island would result in Iran bombing every other oil supply to smithereens wouldn't it?
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: If a ceasefire isn't announced today, the market is crashing on Monday. Yield are going parabolic
[+7] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: >PENTAGON SENDING THOUSANDS OF ADDITIONAL MARINES TO MIDDLE EAST
Good luck holding over the weekend lmao
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Get it through your thick skulls - the market will be down 30% before it starts going back up. Stop calling the bottom.
[+6] u/Old_Archer_1212: When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
[+6] u/Noble_Bastard: Chuck Norris didn't meet the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper met Chuck Norris.
[+6] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Damn that spy drop just fucked me!!!
[+6] u/Any_Life_6178: Remember to say “Thank You”
[+6] u/Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie: spy pick a direction, thanks
[+6] u/Icommandyou: I think I will just go to the gym and work on myself, will need it for my future only fans anyway
[+6] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Be prepared for the scam pump later today
[+6] u/UnknownM007: Is this finally going to break 650?
[+5] u/harryburton420: can’t decide between paying rent or getting a full tank of gas
[+5] u/Senior_Lawfulness404: What is this ghey shit witch me already
[+5] u/myironlung6: I’m a bear but I still want to blow my brains out trading this Dogshit retarded manipulated cock fest of a market
[+19] u/Valkorion335786: Tariff your allies
Beg for their help year later
*The Art of the Deal*
[+15] u/VeryMercurial: Millennials and Gen Z getting generationally fucked by the geriatric government. “Fuck you, I got mine” quite literally.
[+15] u/J_da_CPA: Gen Z liquidating their portfolios. First ones to be deployed 😱
[+15] u/HDauthentic: Yeah but her laugh was weird so this is all worth it
[+14] u/victoryboiiTCG: Pam Bondi called the top on the DOW lol
[+14] u/throwingitanyway: this is quite the overreaction to chuck norris dying
[+14] u/WarmCan3034: Doesn’t 100% sound better
[+13] u/AKOnDaTrack: Can mango and bibi just leave this planet already, getting really tired of them
[+12] u/Bpallstar95: You think oil is expensive now?
Wait until the US occupies Kharg Island and not realize how fucking insane the Iranian regime is and bombs their own oil infrastructure.
[+12] u/Concerned_Fanboy: Saudi Arabia is predicting $180 a barrel if this stretches into April
[+12] u/TouchMint: Chuck Norris was the breaking point.
[+11] u/arbitraryBlue: This is happening because y'all touch yourselves at night 😤😤
[+11] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Just paid my federal taxes, $153,000, 28.7%. An F35 can fly for 3.5 hours with my dollars.
[+11] u/Zeppu: When does the feeling that the crash is fake finally go away?
[+11] u/DeltaVx_: dude Pam Bondi saying the DOW is at 50,000 was literally THE TOP
[+11] u/FrostySoftPressure: Must be nice to be American, winning wars, winning economy, winning world cup probably next, nation of winning
[+11] u/zurijer: Mango is about to realize that he can’t TACO out of this. LMAO
Dropping bombs at another country is vastly different than the dumb tariffs.
[+11] u/Jets237: Ugh... My kid wasn't smart enough for college anyway...
[+11] u/No-Shake3012: So it was Chuck Norris holding up the stock market the whole time
[+10] u/newtoeso: Thanks Orange. Just filled up my tank for 2.02 eur/litre (8.8 per gallon for the muricans)
[+10] u/sarcago: 37 days since Bambi called the top 😆
[+10] u/Mysterious_Spray_361: Day drinking HAS NOT made me a better trader
[+10] u/Parunreborn: Its fucking over panic sell everything
[+10] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Wsb censorship is crazy
[+10] u/btw1217: My cortisol levels are spiking rn
[+10] u/log1ck1717: Whoever bought this bottom is going to make bank in a few months. If this actually is the bottom.
[+10] u/StrangeInsanity: The only way to prevent boots on the ground is if the market crashes and hits circuit breakers on these rumors along with other countries dumping our treasuries en mass
[+10] u/Such_Coin: Anyone else starting to get strange feeling that this wasn't priced in?
[+10] u/BabyQuesadilla: It’s only 230pm LMAO
[+9] u/Happy_Fly_7691: Bessent lost control of oil.
[+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Is anybody else depressed and extremely uneasy these days, or is it just me?
[+9] u/DeltaVx_: cant wait to buy SPY for 3 grains of rice and a q-tip
[+9] u/rioferdy838: So let me get this straight, they are about to unsanction the 140million barrels of oil coming from Iran?
Thats now on top of the millions of barrels they have now unsanctioned from Russia?
Yet the price of oil is still $100+++?
LOL. We are fucked.
[+9] u/Weird_Marionberry_71: Cashing out before every Friday from now on, I’m traumatized
[+9] u/zoomin1098: I salute the last bol -- he was fun at parties.
[+9] u/sonianevermindX: Men cannot be leaders after the age of 70 sorry
[+9] u/moorhound: Whenever someone comments "it's only down 1%" you can tell they're a share guy and not a true gambler
[+9] u/UnDemen: If you tell Iran enough times you won, they eventually will surrender out of pity, I think Sun Tzu said that or maybe Joe Rogan
[+9] u/PositiveToe2761: The lower it gets the less comments in the daily thread. I wonder how many accounts have been liquidated over the past month and a half. RIP
[+9] u/0neshoein: I miss the days when Bondi was proud of the Dow.
[+9] u/gnanwahs: *The US is making preparations for potential ground troops in Iran - CBS.
ground invasion WTF
[+9] u/Taiyoken: "Bers lmao" as SPY moves from 649 to 650
[+9] u/Several_Bread_9144: Lower lows and lower highs. Its over for bols
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Netanyahu yesterday: we will reopen the Strait
Netanyahu today: lol ground invasion
[+9] u/Rock_or_Rol: Only ones that can end this war is Wall Street. Sell that shit and rip off the bandaids you greedy fucks
[+9] u/Its-me-in-the-sky: Me thinking spy 650 would hold 🤡 Remembered why i never do 0dte spy lmaoo
[+9] u/Colloquial: Wow if I was a bol who said V at any point today I'd feel a bit dumb
[+9] u/YouDontKnowDino: We might see spy 645 today
[+8] u/Any-Pitch-2963: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+8] u/mayorolivia: U.S. says it has won the war yet is upset Hormuz is closed and will continue the war so Iran doesn’t attack again. So much winning my head is exploding
[+8] u/UnDemen: To any bulls still alive. Rest now, brothers. We have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla.
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: FREAK DA FUK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING
ITS FUKING OVER
[+8] u/The_Swishy: Is it just me or am I seeing less and less teenagers/young people working at fast food places? Now it’s all just fossils in my area.
[+8] u/Fit-Doubt4251: SPY playin with it’s pussy
[+8] u/n1ck90z: Imagine having to pay more for you mortgage because someone on the other side of the world is an idiot
[+8] u/Bizonistic: fuck this market man
[+8] u/NakedPatrick: LMFAO look at the 10 year yield. Holy moly. Wow we are COOOOOOKED
[+8] u/lessoninprogress: Time to delete Robinhood and just not look at stocks anymore
[+8] u/surmoiFire: Charles Schwab just told me IWM is considered hard to borrow! WTF is happening?
[+8] u/LeadingCable2452: BERS LMAO ... just practicing for 10 years from now
[+8] u/Snowman33001: Anytime bears are saying “I told you so,” it’s time to buy calls
[+8] u/alphawafflejack: Can feel this big red dildo in my stomach god damn
[+8] u/thegreatgumbini: >NEWS UPDATE: SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SUPERSTORES, LLC EYEING NEW HEADQUARTERS LOCATION AT 18 BROAD STREET, MANHATTAN, NEW YORK.
[+8] u/mannycalls24: Bessent was under water on his oil shorts and flipped long
[+8] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: and just as expected, iran issues warning to uk for allowing the u.s to use their bases. seems like uk will eventually get roped in [https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgkd3lqe2no](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgkd3lqe2no)
[+7] u/Substantial-Use-2867: The Dow and Nasdaq are about to enter correction territory, each down 9.5% from ATH. S&P 500 not far behind at -7%. So for all the people who keep repeating "barely off ATH", we are literally about to hit the level where in 2022, we started bleeding for 8 months. War that screws up oil, inflation running higher than it should be, and now talks of rate hikes being back on the table. This is so similar to 2022, it's scary.
[+7] u/HDauthentic: Are the bozos in the thread still talking about a “V”? Lmao
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Rip long term investors who wanna retire in 5 years this is why you do 0dte and stay cash(if you have any left)
[+7] u/spac420: ...hate to say it, but i may not go to world cup miami. i dont want to get caught up in some terrorism bullshit. who knows what they're planning.
[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: Bulls in the denial stage right now.
[+7] u/bobby_stackz: I just chugged a warm flat IPA
[+7] u/Nateleb1234: I stay on sidelines for years and watch the market go straight up. I finally decide to buy and the markets crash. Fuck. Me
[+7] u/ThatBaseball7433: Stocks down, bond rates up, housing sales down, energy becoming unavailable, employment flat. What a mess.
[+7] u/Aggressive-Buddy-431: Breaking: “Very strong blast” occurred in Isfahan, Iran
[+7] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Get ready for the “ceasefire” soon so talks can start. Market will pump and then when the talks eventually fail, market will dump again.
[+7] u/Pascal030: this is 2022 all again
[+7] u/civillyRange: Stock market reaching critical TACO levels
[+7] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: some mf said "here comes the V"
[+7] u/Mobile_Collection646: iran is winning this war
[+6] u/CaskJeeves: Not buying calls cause you know some new shit sandwich is gonna get tweeted at 4:01 today
[+6] u/DeltaVx_: freak the fuck out and sell everything right NOW
[+6] u/jfwelll: Lower highs, lower lows.
Say it louder for the ones in the back.
625 before summer
[+6] u/7000series: Why are we still drilling? I thought we already won the war.
[+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Afroman is innocent!
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: We might end down 2% at this rate
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: Iran army using the Vietcong, Iraq, Al Queada, Afghanistan playbook against USA
[+25] u/BalanceWide4735: next time think before voting
[+24] u/bb483: After three 20% years , lot of people bout to find out how the average annual return is 8%
[+21] u/ExplosiveDlarrhea69: Markets have now been flat for nearly 7 months
Who the fuck voted for this shit
[+19] u/sm04d: They said if I voted for Harris we'd get higher prices and war in Iran. I voted for her and they were right.
[+16] u/BIP3N: just because this man wanted to cover up he was in the PDF files, I am down 90k.
[+16] u/MagJack: i mean, she did have a weird laugh
[+14] u/iFiredIce: Sold puts too soon again like a regard
[+13] u/HolographicHeart: Condolences to the workers that will have to put off retirement for another 5 years because of what this retard is doing to the global economy
[+13] u/Ermahgerd_Sterks: Zoom out. We can go so much fucking lower it’s pretty funny.
[+12] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: theres literally nothing to buy, whatever you think is the bottom it just keeps going
[+12] u/tombrady011235: This is the market 🥭 supporters voted for
[+12] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: troops on the ground means oil will go through the roof, even the market cant price in how long it will remain this high
[+12] u/RoccoFb: Why would Joe Biden do this?
[+12] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: To the person that guessed correctly that we will see spy 600 before spy 700 again:
I wish your socks are always wet.
[+12] u/jlw993: 🥭 got real cocky after Venezuela
[+12] u/miss_L_fire: I’m holding these GLD calls all the way to zero I don’t even fucking care anymore
[+12] u/Regarded-Mastodon: I blame that Bondi bitch, should have kept her mouth shut about the DOW...😭
[+12] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: Welp. The majority of my stuff is liquidated. Broke even for the last 6 months. Mostly-cash-gang now. Fuck every single one of you and fuck this gay Earth.
[+12] u/broke_person: Tariffs
Epstein
War
I'm tired
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[+12] u/AlasKansastan: Fucking please stop
This is disgusting. Why do we get fucked for this
It’s always the people that get fucked
[+11] u/PappleD: I have tens of thousands of dollars riding in an end of day pump
[+11] u/bikkhu42: Why would Joe Biden do this to us
[+11] u/stocdave: I lost 20k in 3 days.
[+11] u/jersey856: CNBC anchors: ‘nothing bad can happen Jan-April 15 because TaX rETuRnS’ 🤡
[+11] u/MagicMoon: Remember when people got mad because eggs were too expensive?
[+11] u/Rich-Badger-7601: I love how everyone thinks Mango is gonna save the market when motherfucker piloted that shit to -7% in 2018 with SOFR at half what we have currently lmaoooo
[+11] u/_dCkO: Has Iran tried saying thank you?
[+11] u/KindfOfABigDeal: There are actual bulls who voted 🥭 man. Like real, actual living people. KEK
[+11] u/ValueOfADollar: To think last year I was condident I could retire at 35-40 oh my god what a clown
[+11] u/sha1dy: # CHUCK WAS THE ONLY PERSON HOLDING EVERYTHING TOGETHER
[+10] u/Salty-Bid1597: Oh I'm actually losing a lot of money. That's not good.
[+10] u/fuckyeahmageknight: Kamala would have never done this
[+10] u/tcmart14: Red day for loosing America's greatest combat asset, Chuck Norris.
**There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.**
[+10] u/snspro: WHAT IF THE WHOLE WORLD BELIEVED IN OBAMA
[+10] u/Conscious-Pick4270: Looking at my portfolio today had me feeling like in interstellar when they are on that water planet that ages them 7 years per hour
[+10] u/TheMallard1: glad i filled trash bags up with gas
[+10] u/Mother-Tear9591: Best presidency ever
[+10] u/CrayonMayon: 2020 flashbacks what the fuck
[+10] u/North-bound: > Is he actually stupid enough to
yes
[+9] u/Able_Web2873: All mango had to do was not fuck it up.
Narrator: He did.
[+9] u/eamus_catuli: Literally just said on CNBC: "are people really going to cancel their Netflix accounts just because gas prices are up a little?"
[+9] u/blm4lyfe: https://preview.redd.it/rs3lo3hnx8qg1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f80a04f678ee7d824206e623dc51340ca0f727
[+9] u/Wickrest: Markets collapsing cause chuck Norris died
[+9] u/Crazy_Donkies: Dumb motherfucker. You know who I'm talking about.
[+9] u/blm4lyfe: Ground troops will take over the island this weekend and do a two Jima style photography raising the flag. Then everyone head home and mango call it a victory.
SPY 600 on Monday.
[+9] u/Tall_Helicopter_833: Boots on the ground in Iran. May not have healthcare but you can watch FoxNews and see poor people suffer a long ways away
[+9] u/Careless-Pen8895: It’s really funny when holding your puts 5 more minutes could’ve put your net worth above a quarter mil
[+9] u/Joppop1: Ho Lee Fuk Sum Ting Wong
[+9] u/szokdogg: At this rate we'll be chanting SPY 600 EOW because we'll be in the fucking 500's
[+9] u/would-rather-read: pin the suicide hotline please
[+9] u/ShitpostSulthan: meanwhile Jim cramer was shouting the market was oversold a few days ago 🤣
[+9] u/RonBlake: Editor’s note: Previous versions of this story mistranslated Benjamin Netanyahu’s full quote, “The market will be over sooner than you think.” We regret any confusion this may have caused.
[+9] u/_BowlerHat_: Going nuts about the $3k I've made on SPY puts. My 401k: "Am I a joke to you?"
[+9] u/dieselnormandy: I hope you pivoted into the safe haven that is Pokemon cards
[+9] u/uncorrelatedgambling: Spy casually deleted 7 months worth of gains
[+9] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Best power hour ever
[+9] u/Th3_Paradox: I'm tired of winning, Mr. President
[+9] u/100xOrBust: Whichever person in here that said I would lose it all… lucky guess.
[+9] u/Top_Interaction_8189: Wtf guys im down 40$... About to start panicking
[+9] u/reactzzzz: 🥭 could’ve just let the AI gravy train keep running until SPY 800 but no he had to come up with random side-quests and ruin it all
[+9] u/Andromeda_0507: Half a cup of rice with ketchup tonight. Tomorrow half a cup with soy sauce :)
[+8] u/Prematurid: # Trump administration undertakes heavy preparations for potential use of ground troops in Iran
Pentagon officials have made detailed preparations for deploying U.S. ground forces into Iran, multiple sources briefed on the discussions told CBS News.
Senior military commanders have submitted specific requests aimed at preparing for such an option as President Trump weighs moves in the U.S.-Israel-led conflict with Iran, the sources said.
Mr. Trump has been deliberating whether to position ground forces in the region, sources said on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly. It was unclear under what circumstances he would authorize the use of troops on the ground.
[CBSNews](https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/iran-war-us-israel-gas-and-oil-prices-trump-netanyahu-strait-hormuz/)
Edit: More marines are also heading towards the fuckfest.
[+8] u/Salty-Bid1597: Mango lost, he just hasn't realised it yet.
[+8] u/Careful_Response4694: *I would rather be gay than poor*
- Charlie Munger.
[+8] u/BaconGelato: Biden would've had SPY 700 last year
[+8] u/bub356: Reminder if you really want to lose your money the last half hour trading with 0DTE on robinhood, XSP will let you do that
[+8] u/Equivalent-Quail138: My local recruiter told me if I sign this piece of paper right now, he can probably get me a FREE boat ride to Qeshm. I looked it up online, and the beaches look pretty nice. Good deal or pass?
[+8] u/drakilian: "UBS remains confident in US stocks, sees S&P 500 hitting 7700"
LMAO
[+8] u/creamyhorror: NO BUYING IN THE CASINO
edit: oh damn it's in the 645s already
wtf 644
[+8] u/blm4lyfe: We are in the endgame now
[+8] u/BatChemist: freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+8] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Are ya winning, son ?
[+8] u/Rizocon1: 100% approval of trump in the GOP!
[+8] u/dbgtboi: 🥭 is just trying to strengthen us by making us suffer
This is how you get stronger and more hardened
Once you achieve homelessness you can truly fly
[+8] u/8675309l: 2500 or so ships stuck in the Strait of Hormuz. There are 20,000 or so people stuck on those ships. They are running out of fuel and supplies. You won’t refuel thousands of ships anytime soon. Even if Iran stood down it will take months to restart operations. Humanitarian crisis unfolding as crews will need to be evacuated.
[+8] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: And almost exactly a year since Liberation Day 🇺🇲
[+8] u/apex_17: Damn…RIP to the legend Chuck Norris.
[+8] u/Material_Formal3679: Being told you have TDS when you call 🥭 retarded is the funniest shit
[+7] u/LoathedOne: It's joever, pack it up boys
[+7] u/Mother_Airline8301: It feels like the world is going to shit. WSB at least stayed the same as ever.
[+7] u/SawToothKernel: Cash till this thing blows over. See you in 2028...
[+7] u/cyril1991: Mango is going to feel quite silly watching cable TV tonight
[+7] u/otimanob: My butthole cant get any wider
[+7] u/Traditional_Page_75: And just like that, we are back to December of 2024
[+7] u/Artistic_Teach558: Being real even if the strait opens, the bear market's inevitable
[+7] u/StophJS: So who else went all cash a few days ago and then got itchy fingers and bought stocks again 😂
[+6] u/tobrie02: We will see 500’s SPY before 700’s SPY
[+6] u/moneygon_: folks with 0dtes in etrade sweatin rn
[+6] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: Can this shit just drop
[+6] u/BabyGrogu69: So I guess not everything this regard does was priced in
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Drill baby drill apparently meant my anus
[+6] u/Fast-Reply6409: Some of you young bloods in here were not around in 2007 and 2008 when Jim Cramer kept telling people to buy Bear Stearns and Lehman, and it truly shows.
[+6] u/Cool-Run-245: Lotta negativity in here time to buy
[+21] u/SuffiecientSapian: Dead ass might have a panic attack over this retard. We heading straight for a global depression with millions dying from this legit retard. He’s like the king of all retards
[+17] u/Striking-Fig924: Did that woman saying DOW 50k really mark the top
[+15] u/Whybother456: Breaking - Pentagon officials have made detailed preparations for deploying U.S. ground forces into Iran — CBS
[](https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2035073545714213076/photo/1)
[+13] u/Kung-FuPikachu: ho lee fuk
we tuo lo
sum ting wong
[+12] u/TowelOld743: Don't worry guys, 🥭 said just one more month and we'll take Kharg island (20 sq km), only 1.65 million sq km of the country left after that.
[+12] u/superscarab: pretty tired of winning. might delete my trading app.
[+11] u/plubb: Last year they let spy drop over 20% from the top. We are not even 10% below the last top now.
[+11] u/frankasaurussmite: I didnt want to leave my house this year anyway
[+10] u/EvolvingDior: >IRAN HAS NO SURPLUS OIL AND U.S. BESSENT REMARKS ABOUT REMOVING SANCTIONS 'AIMED AT GIVING HOPE TO BUYERS AND CONTROLLING MARKET PSYCHOLOGY' -IRANIAN OIL MINISTRY SPOKESMAN SAYS ON X
*Fuck your attempts at market manipulation, Scott -- IRAN*
[+10] u/Dcshipwreck: Coworkers are not your friends, you're welcome.
[+9] u/conflicted_humanist: Damn, this is crazy. My portfolio is gettin’ wrecked!! 😬
[+9] u/sir_dreads: Yes we lost money but we lost money together and that’s all that matters in the end
[+9] u/Ok-Worth104: VOO and chill, they said
[+9] u/illicit_FROG: No recovery on a Friday is going to be a real bad sign for monday
[+8] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Liberation Day 2.0! Tariffs, Expensive Oil and War. DOW to 38K.
[+8] u/nolanjp: mango might be the worst thing to happen to my port
[+8] u/whitepug: dip buyers getting SLAUGHTERED oh my god
[+8] u/General-Gap4158: Market will stress 🥭 to take another stupid decision.
[+8] u/skin_flute_player: Perhaps him bankrupting most of his companies was the most bigly red flag sign you could get for this economy.
[+8] u/International_Bee653: This is what happens when 🥭 doesn't TACO
[+8] u/humunculus43: Senile cunt ✅
Narcassist ✅
Dementia ✅
Global reputation in tatters ✅
Stocks down ✅
[+8] u/WayParking4500: Have a great weekend guys
[+8] u/AlpineMic88: Kharg Island doesn't even produce Iran's oil to begin with. 💀
[+8] u/bendersd: the USA is bombing physically, the stock market is bombing emotionally.
[+7] u/arkeus1: Joe Rogan caused this. Fuck that bald fat fuck.
[+7] u/Hookemvic: This is like Charlie Sheen level Winning.
[+7] u/Brief_Carpenter_7457: This feels like when the band kept playing as the titanic sunk
[+7] u/Cyee05: May thy knife chip and shatter
[+7] u/NazgulSandwich: Bonds are melting down. Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything it’s over
[+7] u/DumbNutter: Zero signs of a power hour.
Fuck these motherfucking witches
[+7] u/gm92845: Mango didn't wait till the end of the day to announce his bullshit.
[+7] u/chefbeezy: half a year obliterated
[+7] u/sscreric: Are the FIRE folks still with us?
[+7] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: lol man you’d think 🥭 would settle on a real plan eventually but the dude really is completely aimless
[+7] u/Full_Muffin7930: Tired of getting absolutely decimated everyday lmao
[+6] u/Electrical_Trash_992: Ignore all the positive comments 🫶 we’re cooked
[+6] u/AceCharisma_: Trading this week has to be one of the dumbest things I’ve done in a very long time
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Is this a Trump or Biden market today? Asking for a friend.
[+5] u/nolanjp: WTF being green in a pool of red is ironic
[+9] u/WayDry848: “We don't need the Strait of Hormuz. **It will open up at some point**,” Trump said.
“Europe, Korea, Japan, and China need it. They'll have to step in a little,” he said.
Trump also stated that the U.S. has already defeated Iran, and his approval rating in America is at **100 percent**
[+9] u/Specialist_Berry_725: stop! it's already dead ;(
[+9] u/aftherith: Kharg Island is currently under the control of the Klingons correct?
[+9] u/user365735: Boots on the ground by end of month..
[+8] u/headvintner: This is a fuckin massacre
[+8] u/AgeMiddle854: Giving a monkey a machine gun was a bad idea, who knew?
[+8] u/b1gb0n312: Anyone got balls to buy calls right now?
[+8] u/Brodieischeese: This may actually be the time to freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+7] u/Slow-Information-847: 🥭 bragging there is nobody to talk to because their leaders are all gone. So we should not expect the strait to open anytime so
[+7] u/PlentyArmy2411: Lost all of last years gains and then some. Fuckin A bro. Coulda paid my house off
[+7] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Index down 6% in Month. Welcome to more winning
[+7] u/Now_Biff_Dont_Con_Me: This wouldn't be happening if Harambe were here. :(
[+7] u/Red_V_Standing_By: We'll see SPY 600 again before SPY 700
[+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Hey at least my buying power is going up yeeeeeee
[+7] u/Personal-Ebb-4717: only down 5k+ today, not a loss until you sell right. insert dog sitting in burning building meme.
[+7] u/iAmGrimTV: Sold my SPX 6570 put yesterday for a 2k loss same put up 7k+ from where I sold it I belong here 😭
[+6] u/VascularBoat69: Everything solid red except the ONE fucking stock I needed down rips over 5%
[+6] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: The most excruciating form of loss is long term decay and small pumps make you think the asset is recovering but it’s really going to 0
[+6] u/SanchoVilla91: 30 year about to hit 5. Smh….about to go collect cans so I can buy a Wendy’s burger.
[+6] u/Anxious_Aspect965: Alright so they’re shorting this week and then some dumb announcement will be made tomorrow about peace and we pump on Monday
[+5] u/It-hurts-whenIP: No wonder the market is mega red.
Chuck Norris was the only reason it was held together in the first place.
[+5] u/Hungry-Brain-3287: "Why do you hate me?" - my money
[+5] u/Paincoast89: I’m kinda hoping for Mango to announce surprise cease fire that way I can buy cheap puts on the rally, we are so f in the a with this one guys. Refineries won’t come back on this year