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[+32] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: They’re definitely setting up a TACO when they say shit like they’ve completely annihilated irans ability to enrich uranium lmfao
[+26] u/bigmeatbag: President Bibi ordering the US troops to hit the ground in Iran.
[+26] u/PushAble2463: This war sucks and will destroy global economy, but boy am I glad the average american doesn’t have to walk around being afraid of Iran every single day like they used to
[+25] u/East-Description-243: Who the fuck litters!? You sick mother fucking losers.
[+24] u/Sick0h: Bruh I ain’t heard no one talk about ICE in 3 weeks lmao
[+23] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: as an american citizen and taxpayer. i demand the right to see the money printer in person.
[+22] u/disrepaired: Universal healthcare ❌ Universal warfare ✅
[+22] u/patmccock86: Who is pumping this dogshit? We never get -2.5% days anymore, they completely broke the markets
[+22] u/VirgillMastercard: How on earth are approval ratings still 40%? Takes a special breed of regards
[+17] u/mrmagootoyou2: Does Iran know the war is almost over?
Because they are still slinging rockets and them drones, maybe someone should send them a headline
[+17] u/cryptohorn: In my day both parties had to sign documents when wars were over
[+17] u/gjbaca17: I think we are living in a completely fraudulent system.
[+16] u/Internal_Field5970: I’m watching There Will Be Blood
Just seems fitting
[+16] u/AirwickS: Bibi wants "ground component" for "meaningful regime change," and there's no word about what to do with 970lbs of 60% enriched uranium that was buried by Mango last year.
This shit is going to drag on and on, huh?
[+15] u/Salty-Bid1597: US Sailors set their own carrier on fire so they could go home 😂
[+15] u/Disconn3cted: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor"
😂 😂 😂
[+14] u/tugrulthelol: I don't get why you guys were surprised that the market went up on Netanyahu's speech, I mean its Israel guys, they-
My lawyer advised me not to finish this joke.
[+13] u/UsernameTaken_123: No new wars crowd pretty quiet these days
[+12] u/ajibtunes: Everyday we stray further from lambo
[+12] u/Isthatastarorufo: Uh the war actually never happened, it was all just a misunderstanding.
[+12] u/Green_Perception_671: Morning wank, breakfast, coffee, a bit of doom scrolling, lunch, lunch wank, WSB when market opens, dinner, evening wank, sit on the couch and watch a series miserably, maybe a pre-bed wank if it’s not too raw, sleep. Same as today, honestly
[+11] u/MissMatriarch: This day was not very bonita
[+11] u/Big-Routine222: What the hell was that giant leap from?
[+11] u/TheBlueBlaze: > While Netanyahu asserted that Iran no longer possesses the capability to enrich uranium, he said nothing about Iran’s stockpile of highly enriched uranium that was buried under the country’s nuclear site at Isfahan by U.S. strikes last year.
Motherfucker is going to say Iran is weeks away from nuclear weapons until 2077.
[+11] u/Evander85: Did this Sub crash out for anyone else during that $5 spy pump?!!
[+11] u/xeemyy: some of you cunts voted for a tv celebrity and it shows
[+11] u/UsernameTaken_123: How the fuck does a laundry room fire take one of the most expensive aircraft carriers in the world out of commission?
[+10] u/UsernameTaken_123: A second margin call has hit my portfolio.
[+10] u/PropheticMurmurs: So, did anyone hit the 65 bagger by buying SPY 661 calls for $.04 at 2:50 and selling them for $2.65 at 3:07?
[+10] u/ConsiderationKey1658: I just ate an absurd amount of lo mein for $3 and now I feel weird
[+9] u/Fernyfern7: bols celebrating a red day
[+9] u/2020isgreat: War is over but this time Netanyahu says it
[+9] u/Bizonistic: Can't believe Bibi single-handedly saved my ass today
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: We honestly may never have a green day until Nov 2028
[+9] u/cashflow_: u/31ANDNOTDONE WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT SHE CANNOT BE SILENCED
(I AM WRITING THIS FOR HER BECAUSE SHE HAS IN FACT BEEN SILENCED LOL)
[+9] u/tika_dengu: That pump broke wsb charts, hope we get it back
[+9] u/greg_r_: Bulls celebrating a red day. We're in a Bear market aren't we
[+9] u/AdjustDeezNutz: 38% gains sounds nice until it comes out to just 35 bucks
[+9] u/Snoo_9489: 🥭: “The enemy won’t know what i’m doing, because idk what i’m doing”
[+9] u/trent_upscale: I hate everything
Next question.
[+9] u/Snoo_9489: Im starting to think that the government DOESNT actually care about us?
[+9] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Stop losses are for the gays.
[+9] u/WrexyWrex: QatarEnergy CEO says the Iranian attack overnight damaged \~17% of its LNG production capacity, and it would take 3-5 years to repair the damage.
[+8] u/Substantial-Use-2867: This whole day could've been an email
[+8] u/jonneh: Take me back to the days when Jensen was signing titties 😭
#
# ( . )( . ) ✍️🤤
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: If Iran bombs new oil infra during the night then not even bibi (POTUS) can save this shit.
[+8] u/Big_Cryptographer863: \+1% tomorrow or I jerk it 3 times in a row
[+8] u/collegefootballfan69: I am so long going into tomorrow my wife thinks I am her boyfriend
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: My port hasn’t been green in 2026
[+8] u/zeren1ty: You already know Bessent had Bibi on speed dial to make a yap speech the moment oil broke 100 again lmao
[+8] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: I want to short the housing market.
-Michael Burry
[+8] u/PopularCut4124: Israel is a peaceful nation I trust their word !!! not
[+8] u/UsernameTaken_123: Next they're gonna have Jake Paul say Strait is open
Seriously no ship crew is gonna sail through based on what these clowns say
[+8] u/BullTrucker9: Goodbye bers see you at the next black swan event
[+8] u/Ok_Environment_3618: Finally, I’m quitting guys. I can’t waste my time on this shit where I never make any profits. I’m getting out of this sub and focusing on my career. Bye bye and will see you again once I get a decent job. Till then I will never touch this sub again.
[+8] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Afroman out here fighting the good fight. Calls on artistic expression.
[+8] u/Snoo_9489: The teenage kid dropping off my doordash just told me to not get kirked out there and threw up a peace sign
[+8] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Houthis spokesman Yahya Saree and leaders like Abdul Malik al-Houthi have issued fresh warnings of military prep: missiles/drones ready to hit US ships, potential Bab el-Mandeb closure, and full alignment with Iran amid US-Israel strikes
[+7] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: All these fake pumps will fade unless there is real ceasefire, you need both parties to agree on that btw
[+7] u/ConstantAd1: Mods forgot to pin this thread
puts on r/wsb
[+7] u/soad1331: Just imagining how many billions of dollars it takes to make such a YUGE green dildo like that.
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: I have been deceived once again
[+7] u/banned_boyz: I can gamble my life savings, lose my house, my family on sports, stocks, prediction markets, casinos, all legal! But God forbid I do a line of coke. That’s where our government draws the line…
[+7] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: The people who were shitting on OP of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/KgKTs2Anpd) are either dead or homeless now
[+7] u/Irishbros1991: Markets close oil starts going on the rise again they are up to some manipulation shit I'm convinced LMAO
[+7] u/LongCucumber3710: Did we just cancel an ongoing war?
[+7] u/jez124: Its so funny how every week they are saying War is ahead of schedule and we should be finished soon and each week we get dumb af escalation. I wonder if de-escalation and an off ramp happens or if Iran will try to wait them out.
[+7] u/jda823: There's a small part of me that thinks Iran goes big tonight. Like "fuck you Bibi" and just unloads, but we shall see
[+7] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: So when Netanyahu and Trump both say war is over but Iran is like “no.. strait still closed lol” what do
[+7] u/According_To_Me_: It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
[+7] u/octopus4488: Broker keeps spamming about "MARGIN" calls...
Look, I don't care about your shitty picks, I already got HOOD, POET, ASTS calls. I am all good, ok?
[+7] u/scm66: Build a multi-billion dollar quant fund on my behalf. Make no mistakes.
[+7] u/Snoo_9489: Guys, I did not have fun today
[+7] u/auroraavm: I don't monitor the situation for a couple hours & there's a big dumb pump
[+7] u/hubblebubble7: Where was this news about Israel published that traders could react so quickly, anyone knows?
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: barron trump probably loaded up before bibi told him they are gonna "help"
[+7] u/Nice-Difference8641: I love how financial press articles about oil prices are ALWAYS outdated in either direction by the time of publication
[+7] u/Difficult-Ask2278: Did that pussy Vance meet with oil execs today?
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: WHere was this pump when i had calls yesterday?
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: SPY700 is a cruel dream
[+7] u/manupfront: Am I regarded where tf did the ticker go
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Houthi Leader AbdulMalek al-Houthi:
We affirm our support for Iran, Lebanon, Palestine, and our readiness at the military level to respond to whatever developments may require. All military options are on the table.
uh oh
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Closing above 670 tomorrow
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: We’re well past financial recovery. I may never emotionally recover lmao
[+6] u/jmc774: Even i didn't expect to end the day green today
[+6] u/TinyDelegation: IM SCARED TO BUY CALLS
[+6] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: I opened a short position on Dow futures about 2 minutes before that giant green candle
White knuckled it and doubled down with another short contract as it fell
Got out at $44,358 for a small profit.
I’m up on the day after that trade, but it wasn’t fun.
[+6] u/disrepaired: Oh waiter!!!!
More bread and circus please!!!!
[+6] u/dawgfan121: My portfolio is -10% YTD
Stonks
[+6] u/SupramanE89: Are you distracted from the Files yet?
[+6] u/Full_Muffin7930: *\*\*\*sharts into a hot mic\*\*\**
\-> market pumps 2%
[+6] u/Routine-Agent-160: What a melt up. Great job bulls 😎🤝😎
[+6] u/Late-Cow-6607: UNH's headquarters in Qatar have been hit
[+6] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: Does putting “Make no mistakes” in your claude prompt make a difference?
[+6] u/AideApprehensive7441: Thanks for playing in the retard casino. Better luck next year
[+6] u/sck178: Okay.... Uhhhh what happened at the end there?
[+6] u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce: Holding cash until this joint drills like it’s 2008.
[+6] u/xeemyy: I’d rather run my position down 100% than liquidate my port and be a pussy. idgaf 😎
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: reddit crashes and the market suddenly reverses into a huge pump
coincidence?
yeah probably
[+5] u/JakeSal10: I can’t wait to buy more calls tomorrow!
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: I’m certain I’m retarded
[+5] u/jfwelll: Irans over yeah i believe you. Even if was true, 🥭 is already ready for Cuba
[+5] u/VellyJanta: You know it’s gonna be bad when the chart stops working lol
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: member when people accused 🥭 of being the end of the world?
well, he's certainly ending the world of US primacy
[+5] u/trust_brands: None of you know what you're talking about
[+5] u/All_FIREdUp: No one cares about the housing affordability crisis
I lost the entire house fund in the market, can no longer afford a house, and am having a crisis
[+5] u/Gorm_the_Old: That was fun. Let's do the same thing tomorrow!
[+5] u/NativePlant870: fomo buyers tomorrow
[+5] u/AceCharisma_: Can someone please explain to me why this shit is operating in reverse?
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Does shitposting count as a cfa journal?
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Everyone way too used to a taco causing a mega instant pump. He fucked up royally this time, we are all gonna feel it.
[+23] u/dub_soda: You gotta admit….they aren’t talking about the files anymore 🤣
[+18] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I fucking love that we're on the brink of World War 3 and gold isn't hedging
[+18] u/Kind-Recognition4528: If I get Drafted. I’ll just say I’m a tranny.
[+16] u/abscando: Imagine killing someone's dad, wife and daughter, and then asking them to de-escalate.
[+16] u/Sandvicheater: What the hell was Trump and Israeli's end game here with Iran? That after a couple of F-35 bombings that Iran will capitulate and unconditionally surrender within the week? Cause it sure as hell looks like they want to draw out this war Vietcong style to me.
[+15] u/rawdigga: Keep the afroman pump going 💪
[+14] u/StandardDot5115: 20% of world's oil flows through strait of hormel
that means 80% is still good, bullish
[+14] u/Beautiful-Ad-4141: Holy fuck PL, stop, I’m already dead
[+14] u/FuckleUp: 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 have taken out 183% of 🇮🇷 navy and 263% of missles
[+13] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Whats funny is i made $7k this month however if i would of kept every position i had for another hour apiece i would of made $200k
[+12] u/jroache: SOMEONE TELL AVIV I RAN TO GET MORE BEER
[+12] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Bought 300k worth of spy today, so this isn't the bottom
[+11] u/2QuarterDollar: “Im alive” definitely something a dead person would say
[+11] u/OntologicalSquirrel: Glad I sold PL at $18 some months ago, couldn't risk having any green in my port
[+11] u/guhhhh_MU: just came in to downvote cashflows comments. Have a good day yall
[+11] u/diefy7321: Europoors after they close down 37 nuclear plants and the US controls majority of oil trade: 👁️👄👁️
[+11] u/MixFit5225: Big up tomorrow cause war is almost over, summer is around the corner, rates are going to zero.
[+10] u/Country_Gravy420: What the fuck happened to shoot the market to positive territory for a minute. That's quite the green candle
[+10] u/bobby_stackz: Imagine wishing 300 million people to lose half their retirement so bers can make 80 dollars off puts
[+10] u/AKNJ907: Uber driver told me he makes 100k a year driving.
[+10] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Did you guys know that Peter Thiel loves sucking cock?
[+10] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Mark Zuckerberg is actually more self conscious than you. That dude knows he is a little dork bitch and if you yelled at him in public he would collapse and probably piss himself.
Elon Musk is another self conscious little dork. That guy has been fucking ugly since he was born. Playdoh narcissist playset.
Who let these fucking dorks be in charge?
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: Hello good sir, I would like to order a massive, throbbing, Shrek cock at market open tomorrow, please.
[+9] u/NaturalFortune8397: pearl harbour comment was actually top tier
hate to say it
but it was
[+9] u/stock_dude9: Is everyone just going to be a stock trader given there won’t be any jobs in 6 months?
[+9] u/JohanLiebert92: "why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor"
hang it in the louvre
[+9] u/Ok_GAINZ: Remember when Ebola tried to make a comeback? Good times.
[+9] u/ZealousidealSector19: Why do we keep funnelling money to the billionaires
[+9] u/Zeppu: Why the hell is this chat now just a tiny square on the homepage? It took me an hour to find it.
[+8] u/trumpdiego: ##mango doesnt seem too concerned, throwing out pearl harbor jokes, i dont think you should be concerned either
[+8] u/Val44x: Cash flow leaving the sub (again) is one of the most consistent indicators that the bottom is in and we are about to moon
[+8] u/StandardDot5115: THE YEAR IS 2062
SPY 665.43
clown ass flat market
[+8] u/Gom_KBull: **My all time favorite moment in wsb** was when someone commented in the daily:
*"Why would you choose to be with him over me? He's just a doordash driver. You fool."*
And 10+ people replied with something like
*"Yup, he's got a big ol donkey dick."*
*"Massive cock"*
*"HUGE DICK"*
[+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Conspiracy hat: If we go boots on the ground on Kharg we aren’t flexing on Iran, we are flexing on China. They will go boots on the ground in Taiwan.
[+8] u/LostandConfused2024: Damn boys, I used to dream about breaking even. Now what the fuck do I do?
[+8] u/Sorry-Tumbleweed-336: I absolutely love this. "We express our readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure safe passage through the Strait. "
[+8] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Fellas, is it gay bear to say another $200 billion for the war and another oil and LNG field destroyed ain't bullish?
[+8] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Bruh... the spy put/call ratio is insane. 0.38
[+8] u/Fancy_Goat685: BOL has mad cow disease you can't fault them for thinking Bibi is their president.
[+8] u/MansBarelyHot: Fuk this natural shit I’m boutta take TREN
[+8] u/TomorrowSavings7579: Fuck your tesla stock
[+7] u/Mast3rfinish25: Imagine while on deployment you get a message from your spouse telling you she’s going to leave you because she found out you purchased short to medium dated SPY calls at the market peak earlier in the year totalling 50% of your family’s net worth which are now down 70%. So you then try set the bedding on your aircraft carrier on fire in a feeble effort to contribute to the ending of this current conflict only to be told the war is escalating and you now have to sleep on the cold steel floor.
[+7] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Bers shook they can no longer even look away for a minute without fear of Taco or BB causing mini moon and ruining their short shorts
[+7] u/lesheconazucar: Market so bad mods even had to get rid of the daily discussion interface
[+7] u/rcantu314: Holy planet lab candle
[+7] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: So what’s with the new format? The handlers didn’t like our stock scoreboard?
[+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Not sure I want to hold anything this weekend. No idea if Monday will be green or red.
[+7] u/Snowman33001: Congrats to all dip buyers and future top buyers
[+7] u/BratwurstSpectator: Boots on the ground but no boots cause we like surprises. He's funny. $vg maybe
[+7] u/jroache: I FOUND THE ANSWER. DONT TRADE SPY DAILIES. JUST DO NVIDIA ITS LIKE GETTING COKE RIGHT OFF THE BRICK
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: do u guy's ego ever get too big with ur wins and then u get smacked by down with 0dtes :(
[+7] u/whodey84: Iranians are putting up a floating toll booth in the middle of the strait as we speak.
Exxon already bought EZPASS
[+7] u/aqjingson: In the age of ai, a money wire still doesn’t go through on the weekend smh
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Futes will be green until all the Berz without enough buying power get closed out.
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Dum bolz going to lose it all smh.
[+6] u/shmito17: Planet Labs all time high. Wow
[+6] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: Bull trap til Wednesday. Fucking regards.
[+6] u/HistorianMuch8963: Was away all day. What caused that mega green Shreky ?
[+6] u/Kind-Recognition4528: I’m levered to the tits here. Shit has to go up or else.
[+6] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: It’s wild that my dumbass bought 7000 SPX calls 3 times and believed it 3 times over several fucking months. Absolutely retarded
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Epstein living as Palm Beach Pete rn
[+6] u/bluen: If Iran could conjure a nuke out of thin air, would they nuke tel Aviv or Jerusalem?
[+6] u/daisymoth9: it’s hot asf where i am. 25 degrees above avg
[+6] u/TheDevilintheDark: No matter how bad today was for you, at least you didn't lose to High Point University.
[+6] u/ResponsibleBorder746: Day trader gets fucked by market while fed watches.
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: This is how it goes. Takes a good week to go down and them some tweet will go out and we pump big for 1-2 days. Wash, rinse, repeat
[+6] u/Axonum: I may have just bought the top on SNDK...
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Buying more puts on SNDK FDX and MU 😔🐻🤡
[+6] u/Beelzebussin: BREAKING: Netanyahu rescinds offer to aid in Hormuz escort operations after discovering there are no elementary schools or hospitals in the strait. More at 11
[+6] u/babyd42: Man I don't even know anymore
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Calls on pearl harbor
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: I hate it so much but back to 670 tomorrow
[+6] u/highlanderquestion90: Hold puts with a sense of peace.
When I get bullish and feel like selling my puts and buying calls, I ask myself:
"Is the strait of Hormuz open?" if the answer is no, then I find peace.
Then I ask myself, "if it were open, is the economy doing ok?" if the answer is no, then I find peace.
They can relief rally all they want. Eventually, reality settles in, the rally high wears off, and the feeling that the bottom still isn't in yet returns.
Hold puts with a sense of peace.
[+6] u/fenriswulfwsb: No. That one can drill straight to hell where it belongs.
[+5] u/davidbigham: broker keep sending email to remind me that those options expire tmr.
Yeah, I know I am regarded .
[+5] u/Q4shm0ney: after long last tomorrow is black friday
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: We are on the brink of a bear extinction-level event
[+5] u/PulIthEld: Apparently an F-35 got hit by an iranian missile but still managed to land.
[+5] u/Jumpinmycar: “Bull markets make fools of the bears.
Bear markets make fools of us all.”
[+5] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Closed my puts at the opening bell, as I have been doing these past two weeks. Don’t hold calls overnight and don’t hold puts after the open bell has been working out great for me LOL. Have I cracked the code ?
[+5] u/iFiredIce: The market is like a dog. It smells my desperation and fear
[+5] u/5uckmyd1ckb1t4: \+1% day tmrw, mark my words.
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: So many articles with titles like "The scary crisis thing that no one is talking about."
🙄 No one is talking about it because it probably doesn't matter and is not a crisis
[+5] u/_Rexfest_: FDX just saved my life
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: I just watched the pearl harbour reference. 🥭 is ironically a generational comedian.
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: I still love you gold
[+5] u/JernauG: Slowly countries getting dragged into trumps ww3
[+5] u/Haikoe: Kingdom of Jerusalem order the crusade against the Persians yet?
[+5] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: This place getting fucked with is all the evidence you need that the options market is targeted. Act accordingly
[+5] u/hey-coffee-eyes: Ahhhhh can't stand it, I know you planned it
[+5] u/D1finalboss: Living your best life on IG posting your daily routine going out to eat, ie then posting your go fund me is crazy work 🤣
[+5] u/No_Cod972: I can't get out of bed for less than a 10x these days
[+5] u/bridge4captain: Why would she choose to be with him over me? He's just a Doordash driver!
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Rename subreddit to r/regardstreetbets
[+5] u/NewDawn101: I had a scammer screw me out of a $1000, I filed a report with my bank, scammer panicked gave back $1000 and the bank then refunded me another $1000
[+5] u/BioRam: waiting for airlines to shit the bed
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: Spy was a sneaky lil fella went green for a couple mins
[+5] u/music_is_gud: I mean let the world burn but why would SNDK go down...
[+5] u/5uckmyd1ckb1t4: >Pentagon seeks $200 billion in additional funds for the Iran war, AP source says
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Yall ever think about how yalls shits is longer and thicker than most people’s dicks and it be coming out of you no problem
[+5] u/united_world_1729: What happened? Why was there a pump in the last hour? Wars over?!
[+5] u/According-Page8618: random 676 gapclos tmrw on spy
[+5] u/kemar7856: Omg did this guy really say nobody knows surprise better than Japan with the prime minister sitting there lmao 😂
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Even when they called a truce on Gaza it kept going this is 100x bigger
[+5] u/Fineous40: Because You bought calls
[+22] u/AegonTheMeh: Multiple Hebrew speakers on twitter saying that Netayanhu said in Hebrew “the war will continue as long as it takes” but said “the war will end faster than people think” in English.
lol
[+16] u/Illustrious-Low4128: 3k of spy puts at close. This and the overnight pump can be tied directly to me.
[+15] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Why didn’t you tell us about Pearl Harbor?? 🤗
[+15] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Mr. Hormuz I don’t feel so good
[+15] u/i_simp_f: I hope the mods get drafted
[+14] u/OkResponsibility2470: >F-35 nearly downed by a goat farmer
Bullish
[+13] u/cannythecat: they had two world leaders try to pump the market and the best bol could manage was a mildly red day.
[+12] u/Samjabr: Every single analyst on CNBC is berish as hell. Every WSJ article is FUD.
I'm thinking of going balls deep into long-shot calls: 4/2 (Maybe SPY 690/695/700)
Just feels like the market wants to pop - remember how oil literally dumped $30 in 15 seconds on a tweet (which ended up being bullshit)
But if we get one actual, **concrete**, achievement - market prob up 5%
[+12] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Everyone is talking about war, but did you guys notice that we where in sell off mode even before war?
[+12] u/CPA-hole: I need the entire world to collapse so I can make $47
[+12] u/SomePolack: Iran hit Kuwaiti refinery and Israeli airport today, guess they didn’t like Bibi’s speech
Unless market knows more than we do, this is a scam pump
[+11] u/patcakes: Deplorable was the right choice of words it turns out.
[+11] u/Able_Web2873: Why didn’t you tell us about Pearl Harbor?
[+10] u/NotMe357: "US Treasury Secretary Bessent: China was the leading sponsor of global terrorism in buying oil from Iran"
Oh from the love of God, please don't mess with China. You guys already got your ass kicked from the Tariff game. So leave them alone lol
[+10] u/Thebaxxxx: The urge to goon is undeniable
[+10] u/Largeshmarge: Yellowstone is a stupid show. There, I said it.
[+9] u/noaholic: That pump sounded a lot like insiders, wait for some good old fake news tomorrow
[+9] u/_pout_: Bro said "why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor" like he was there
[+9] u/Noble_Bastard: I don't know much about much, but the gas price at my local gas station says Iran is winning the war.
[+9] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Say what you about mango, but it's quite an accomplishment , to be able to bankrupt whole world in such a small amount of time
[+9] u/rdr31: Move for tomorrow is to shove this up bers ass
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊
[+9] u/kingoftheoneliners: So dumb fucks go to war with Iran. Now the want to remove sanctions on Iranian oil. ‘Splain for us regards
[+8] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Okay I don’t see it. Why did we spike up at 3 pm?
[+8] u/__nameless____: Possibly the most regarded US administration in the last few decades
[+8] u/Kabrosif: And all of a sudden its like nothing ever happened today. 🤡🌎
[+8] u/Hi_I_am_gosu: god i wish i wasnt poor enough to have to care about this shit
[+8] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: SPY 600 is also not a meme either
[+7] u/Contango_withme: My neighbor was 30 feet in front of me.
I should’ve ran up behind him…gave him a bear hug and felt his chest hair 🫂 🥰
[+7] u/Cerrado82: I bet trump tought it was the movie pearl harbor
[+7] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Hormuz not straight at all thats fake news it dangles and curves a bit to the right
[+7] u/EnginrA: My ass is making lots of farts
[+7] u/EatMaTesticles: Daily reminder it’s 3000 billionaires vs 8b people
[+7] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: Oil to $200 a barrel? Who is the regard who mentioned this? Shhhhh. Shut the fuck up.
[+7] u/Important_Yoghurt722: Never let your body count of real women outpace your body count with hookers.
[+7] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Imagine not buying rn
[+7] u/1ethal: Learning how to tie the last knot I will ever need
[+7] u/Snoo23417: You know full well that a month after the war is over, Netanyahu is coming out and saying how Iran is two weeks from building a nuclear weapon.
[+7] u/kal14144: Want to buy calls on companies that make lemon pound cake. Any ideas?
[+7] u/0DTEKing: Iran shot down F-35
Puts on LMT,
Stealth my ass 🤡🤡
[+6] u/OG_L0c: The algos knew it was safe to pump the market after I panic sold all my shit
[+6] u/Crypto_Force_X: What happened to our normal hangout spot for chatting?
[+6] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: My conviction is in green, so tomorrow will be green.
[+6] u/Ok_Upstairs3431: blessed be you fellow regards:
May your overnight hedges hold, your spreads continue to widen and your teddies raise you into a new tax bracket.
So that we may see each other at open if you are still around.
[+6] u/EnginrA: High Point ruined my fucking parlay
[+6] u/nyse25: I love goods. But sometimes services just hit
[+6] u/apurimac777: Its tax season, but we need another $200b to bomb the shit out of hadjis, make gas prices go through the roof, tip the global economy into recession, and send the ports of decent, God fearing bulls to hell.
Imma YOLO everything i have tomorrow in the hopes I can get 500k for a St Kitts passport and never pay US taxes again
[+6] u/Pereise1: Just got called the N word by a bald dude at the park. There needs to be an equally offensive epithet for baldies. Also, I'm like barely 1/8 black. Shoulda told him I'm *actually* an octaroon LOL.
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: If things go well, I could be a thousandaire tomorrow
[+6] u/MadSkyGlider: The Trump administration is pushing to loosen the capital restrictions put in place after the 2008 financial crisis, per WSJ
[+6] u/Noble_Bastard: Wasn't 🥭 bragging about gas prices during the state of the union address?
LMAO, what a failure of a human.
[+6] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: This market really has some serious regard strength
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Tomorrow you will be visited by three witches 🧙♀️🧙♀️🧙♀️
[+6] u/Spezalt4: I was told Algos were better smarter traders than the regards here. Yet anytime another 🌮 announcement comes they get duped
Puts on AI
[+6] u/Prestigious-Craft251: In a joint[ statement](https://www.gov.uk/government/news/joint-statement-from-the-leaders-of-the-united-kingdom-france-germany-italy-the-netherlands-and-japan-on-the-strait-of-hormuz-19-march-2026), leaders from the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands, and Japan expressed a "readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure safe passage through the Strait" and welcomed "the commitment of nations who are engaging in preparatory planning."
[+6] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Probably goon and but some calls
[+6] u/NlNJANEER: Good idea to DCA sell. You wouldn’t want to sell it all while the price is high
[+6] u/Agitated_Ideal_519: Hold then sell at -25%
[+5] u/imonkaS: Dump oil until tomorrow when 🥭 says strait is almost ready but who knows when it will open. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Somehow closed +4k today.
[+5] u/CasherburyTales: At my work we do a little something called “over promise and under delivery” or “I never said I would deliver that? Who the fuck are you?”
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: It’s really on easy mode. Every time oil shreks, short the tits off it. Those guys got no courage they always cough it up
[+5] u/TechnologyEven6926: Sandisk is up 10% from low’s to high
Today
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Thank GOD it's getting aggressively bearish in here.. my port actually has a chance
[+5] u/nvidia69420: *buys 0dte poots
Spy shrek cocks to 663
*buys 0dte calls
spy drops to 659
me retard
[+5] u/ElevationAV: Same as every Friday- hookers and blow
[+5] u/HypaHypa_: Who’s the best Vibes trader in SEC history?
[+5] u/No_Image_1122: Any chances for $msft 440 before er ?
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: #Pentagon seeks $200 billion in additional funds for the Iran war, AP source says
[+5] u/blm4lyfe: I love this kangaroo market. Just buy the dip and sell the rip
[+5] u/i_simp_f: micro plastic are strangling my organs
[+5] u/ithastogoupfromhere: all I want to know is what happens to gold and silver tomorrow, opened 50x gambel perps
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: The blur I've been living through since Oct, just gets blurrier
[+5] u/WonUpH: Maybe when the 🥭 force of 2500 marines is delivered to middle east the market will stop acting like nothing happened
[+5] u/Capable_Desk3544: Imagine being regarded
[+5] u/neo-futurism: How fun will it be after all those dark pool buys, market is still at 659 in the morning.
[+5] u/housemouse431: the best news right at the 200d MA on SPY. chefs kiss rigging. lot of my long calls are alive again haha
[+5] u/neo-futurism: How long can Plunge Protection Team step in? Till how long? War is not Over. Strait is still closed. Lets see.
[+5] u/HedgehogGood7411: Kinda weird its bullish in here considering the YTD is down so bigly for S&P and theres a literal war going on in the middle east-- did all the bers take conversion therapy or something?
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: so let's get a few things straight...
🥭 basically filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy six times in total. 5 out of 6 were casino businesses. CASINO.... and the non-casino business was the plaza hotel, in manhattan. THE PLAZA, F U C K I N G L O L
he is en route to bankrupt the whole fucking world right now, and everyone knows is
AND NOBODY CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT
FUCKING
LOL
🤌🤌
[+5] u/Ok_Hand5810: Walk into the ocean.
[+5] u/No-Albatross-781: asts 100 tomorrow 📈🥲
[+5] u/linnanetheman: Jacked to the tits on calls, which means we’re gonna drop off a cliff
[+5] u/Recent-Professor4615: I’ll be taking a toaster bath tonight so no moves for me tomorrow 🤠
[+5] u/pm_me_yo_creditscore: Siena beating Duke will be the black swan event that finally brings it all down.
[+5] u/RAMBO_JESUS: "quick, send out netenyahu so we have an excuse to pump"
[+5] u/neo-futurism: They think they can just manipulate it and fake pump it. Its gonna dump afterhours.
[+5] u/WingWorried6176: Impossible to make money in this market unless your a regard that chases memory and photronics at ATH
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: LMAO you know what that means
[+17] u/sailortyx56: "The largest shipping groups, including MSC, Maersk, CMA CGM and Hapag-Lloyd, have told customers they reserve the right to invoke a 19th-century rule to allow them to leave containers at the nearest available port at their client’s expense."- Financial Times
lol
[+11] u/givemethestars000: Iran is seconds away from a nuclear weapon
[+11] u/jasperCrow: I’m glad the war is finally over tbh
[+11] u/Illustrious_Lion7671: how exactly is Bibi gonna save oil? His proposed solution "just reroute the pipelines to israel" is gonna take decades and many billions at best
[+10] u/Bravadette: Imagine taking Afroman to court because he sung about smashing your wife and losing
[+10] u/WSBrexiteer: I too, need a small loan of $200bn
[+9] u/brainlet99094: >Supermicro was informed today that the United States Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York has unsealed an indictment of three individuals associated with the Company in connection with an alleged conspiracy to commit export-control violations.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/super-micro-computer-issues-statement-on-action-by-us-attorneys-office-302719311.html
I'm not in this play, but lmao
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: This is pure gold 😂
https://preview.redd.it/857mk7bx63qg1.png?width=802&format=png&auto=webp&s=f902918dcb7dd15e9dd37378884aaa3210c00fdf
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: >🥭dropping pearl harbor in front of Japan's PM.
Thats gotta be bullish right?
[+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Took a while to find the main WSB discussion thread. 😤
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: When you go out and touch grass and nature confronts you with the power of like thirty ducklings
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: the absolute zen of being too busy to look at the market today. Am I a value investor
[+7] u/khryseos: https://preview.redd.it/8pydjs6053qg1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cd6e8d61d6af891529aad502d5f104b8d63b3ab
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: shit better fire up my news app
_refreshes WSB_
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #If a job posting says "salary for this position ranges from $70k to $150k" the salary is $70k LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Unemployable1593: then quit talking about it and *be* about it
[+7] u/shhhshhshh: Insiders prepping for the incoming tweet.
[+6] u/Creative-Package6213: Don't forget to moisturize!
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Bulls we are back. Israel will make straight straight again
[+6] u/fuck_zebster: I miss when times were simpler back when you would cough in public and people would look at you like your a zombie .
[+6] u/gomper: RIP server rack company
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Remember when it was all about the rare earth amd Greenland?
[+6] u/stupidber: My port was hit with a kamikaze drone
[+6] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: I hate when like you ask anyone a medical question on reddit, 90% like of the replies are “you should probably ask a doctor/specialist about this” like bro in this economy if I could I would and wouldn’t be here right now
[+6] u/Overall-Fold-9720: >Oil prices turn lower after Brent briefly touches $119 as Netanyahu says Israel helping to open Strait of Hormuz
- Israel sends US missiles and thoughts and prayers
- US sends troops and ships
The art of ~~the deal~~ war
[+6] u/katrav86: # warning! do NOT suck the WRONG cock
[+6] u/Iceman12145: Hilarious to see the bulls back in force after a -.2% day 😂
[+6] u/Islander772: When life gives you Yemen make Yemenade.
[+6] u/mrjim87x: Idk I kinda feel like it depends what gets blown up overnight
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: dirty fuckin futes. i dont trust em
[+5] u/Dry_Bar_4965: which entities are shorting oil? everytime it gets to $100 it dumps.
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Wonder if bikes are going to see a huge surge in sales. Any recommendation on which company to burn my money at?
[+5] u/GuiltyShirt3771: AMD and avgo pump today, what's the news
[+5] u/Warm_Implement3088: Gas in south west PA is $4 now. puts
[+5] u/ArtisticFrame5790: I have not heard d a thing about Nancy Guthrie since the war started. Before war it was two weeks of non stop coverage. Where’s Nancy?
[+5] u/Magnets: oil still has more to run
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Another night futures will pump all night just for shit to dump in the morning LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: SMCI… it’s only okay if there are 🥭 coins involved
[+5] u/warm-regard: u/cashflow_ gave me ghonnorea of the eye
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # Good think we closed below 660. Market is demoralized and retail should pull out their money and liquidate their ports, this goes much lower. Why not buy much low at the expense of some "obliterated" hedge funds?
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Wtf going on with pl up 160%in 6 months
[+5] u/targetedliberal: Did he forget about our big surprises after Pearl Harbor?
[+5] u/AMCorBUST2021: If war is over what is 200 B for
[+5] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Were going to Ibiza 🎶
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: it’s gonna be choppy af, just scalp what you can
[+5] u/MagJack: it will prob be so bad by the time they are trying to have a career that it will be true
[+5] u/somecleverphrase: The fantasy football website!
[+10] u/TraipseTraveller: Alright.. whoever in this sub told be to hold NIO until it hits $100 5 years ago, it's about time you show your face to me
[+10] u/wildcat1055: "Why didn't you tell ME about Pearl Harbor?"
This is what I voted for! ❤️
[+10] u/BaronOfIce: Would you go back in time to kill the person that introduced you to options?
[+9] u/michaelis999: you think🥭wouldn't have TACO'd out already if it was actually an option🥀
[+9] u/brucekeller: I know this is some boomer shit to say, but I can't believe it's been 6 years since COVID, wtf?
[+9] u/Mr-Bonnet: HOW DO I APPLY TO BE A MARKET MAKER?
DO I NEED TO PASS THE LOW IQ TEST?
[+9] u/Just_Learned_This: I hope they don't draft any of you stupid fucks
[+8] u/Common_Arm_9348: I like how Pete Hegseth said "we need to refill the ammo" when he talked about going to Congress for money. Fucker, this isn't a Wendy's cup.
[+8] u/Jadedtrader33: If you’re 50 years old you’re 1/5th the age of the United States.
https://preview.redd.it/1nhz85u6f3qg1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=f614fda5bf0c33081241870b69e3e233f7c41dc0
[+7] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Everyone in here saying WTF is this market lost money today. Just stop losing.
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: Why do I own every single POS stock that’s out there? TTD, SMCI, SNAP, MARA, ORCL, CMG 🤬🤬🤬🤬🥲🥲🥲🥲
[+7] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: It’s not ‘SMCI can’t catch a break’, it’s ’SMCI can’t stop committing crimes.’ At a certain point it’s either a hit piece conspiracy or the company sucks doodoo. Calls on doodoo.
[+7] u/Competitive-Elk9326: I don’t think anyone is ready for what’s gonna happen tomorrow 😮💨😳🧙🏻♂️🔮
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: US doesn’t use the strait, we only buy it from them to be nice - Mango
[+7] u/Reasonable_Cow3667: The B in LGBTQ stands for Bear
[+7] u/Normal_Tap3021: Cramer is bullish in sndk. Time to dump it
[+7] u/Mr-Bonnet: HEY GHEY BERS
WAR IS OVER
[+7] u/rocier: I'm hear to announce I will be opening the straight of hormuz! You are welcome, and you may continue to pump the market now. -Some guy on reddit
[+7] u/orangeyougladiator: Everyone an atheist until their calls go -50%
[+7] u/peterpeer9: pro tip: if you can smell yourself a little bit other people can smell you a lot
[+7] u/Gaseous_Clay_OK: Come work for us at Starbucks and enjoy free Spotify Premium! $10/month value
[+6] u/cbusoh66: Charles Liang is in on it, he had multiple "cousins" in Hong Kong doing this shit for years. No wonder their auditors quit, they will not survive this one.
SMCI could go bankrupt, not kidding...
[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: Raise your hand if you’re going to watch silver go back to $100, before buying in at $105, just to sell it at $85 a week later
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: Funniest part about SMCI, there’s some regard who has been waiting, and waiting, and waiting, decided today was the day. It’s time to full port SMCI, they’re beat up but they sell so much, NO WAY they can go down. Probably even giggled to themselves, only some crazy indictments coming out will bring down this stock
BUY
Sit back, finally made that decision.
2 hours later. FUUUCK
it’s not me, I make money. But some regard out there is going to Home Depot right now to buy rope
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Buy oil you dumb sacks of crap
[+6] u/TraditionalRock9626: how do I buy a put call
[+6] u/solidsneeze: nobody tell him about Pearl Harbor
[+6] u/Buddha988: When will autobot stock listings return from war?
[+6] u/TraipseTraveller: I asked my father if he had ever traded options before. He looked me slowly, with a tear starting to run down his cheek, and he told me "bulls r fuk"
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: Trumps Pearl Harbor joke took the air out of the room
[+6] u/BaronOfIce: A second Iran has hit my portfolio. Charles Schwab told me I’m under attack
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Calm down regards it’s just the spy dividend payment going out we pump at 8am
[+6] u/spac420: Europoors decided to save our sorry asses! hooray!
[+6] u/BaronOfIce: Japan is going to let us know about a Pearl Harbor. Better late than never!
[+5] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Are we thinking one last green pop before the massive downfall?
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: My friend held 130k worth of an alt coin from 1.50 (doubled his money) down to .13. His entire life savings. Brutal. He still thinks it's coming back that's the sad part.
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: Felt cute. Bought some SMCI. Might delete.
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: I like how the stock display just broke lol
[+5] u/CoC_Axis_of_Evil: DCA into gold, silver, copper, and aluminum, in that order.
[+5] u/dontlikeyacutG: Sold puts in AM bought calls right before that pump eod
Feels good man
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine not autogenerating the daily discussion properly. Why do we pay the mods for?
[+5] u/Just_Learned_This: Did you consult about the bombing oil infrastructure?
"Yea, we're on the same page but sometimes they just do their own thing. What can ya do?"
[+5] u/smart_doge: In 24 hrs, once the after hours market closes, we’ll see US resuming the attacks.
[+5] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: 75 billion estimated cost so far and they want 200B more. Fking hell, we bout to see further collapse. Load more puts
[+5] u/Recent_Register_2952: Remember to do all your trading between now and 9:30 when the market closes because we are in a Dracula market
[+5] u/BaronOfIce: A 4th Iran attempted to hit my portfolio but was shot down by Charles Schwab’s Pattern Day Trading Interceptors
[+5] u/Fantastic_Barbie: smuggling micro chips internationally, wyd?
[+5] u/Alex_Trenholm: Bought SMCI April calls before close……. Starting to feel cursed -11% after hours
[+5] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: Smuggling Mediocre Chips Internationally
[+5] u/michaelis999: the pump after a truce is announced is gonna be insane🤑
(youll have no money left to spend at that point)
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Super Micro PP always in the middle of some crazy drama lol
[+5] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: Just saw a lulu lemon granny. I'm going in!!
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: Tomorrow is payday, also known as the only day every two weeks that I don’t lose money.
[+5] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: Considering doing a DD post about the SMCI indictment, but then I realized, I should be doing fucking billable work
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I'm old enough to remember Apple committing to 500 billion in US mfg investment.
Twice.
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: Why did SMCI fall off a cliff?
[+5] u/Commercial-District1: I take it my SMCI calls are going up in smoke
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: What a dogshit market
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Winning the war so bigly that your unsanction your enemy's oil exports in a desperate effort to contain the damage against your own economy. There's a bunch of geniuses at the helm
[+5] u/gummibearhawk: I bought a put butterfly at the top of that end of day move. SPX was 6620 and opened one 5 points wide at 6605. Turned $40 into $328.
[+5] u/HeftyBox3580: Saints beating the Devils is poetry. Calls on Christianity
[+5] u/PinealTone: Nato countries are idiots if they want to involved themselves in this war..
They will be fighting a 2 front war - Russia and Iran.
[+5] u/wattap: Love seeing gold red because I know that bears love gold
[+5] u/HuckleberryFit4084: But what does planet labs do ?
[+5] u/EvolvingDior: SPY/SPX closed below the 200d MA. We have transitioned from "buy the dip" to "sell the rip" territory.
[+5] u/mrpotatoed: Whos dick do I gotta suck for uso to go up 10% tomorrow
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Getting news from this thread and r/combatfootage 👌
[+5] u/UnDemen: Imagine if instead of gold dildos in the sky the golf states actually invested in military
[+5] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: he's tried at least 8 times this week. can't put this genie back in the bottle
[+5] u/radishr: Sell if calls, hold if shares
[+17] u/moorhound: >NY Times: Trump Jokes About Pearl Harbor in Meeting With Japan’s Leader
I don't think a sitcom could come up with material this good
[+15] u/Worried_Quarter469: BRAKING: US sanctions itself in bid to further reduce price of oil
[+13] u/spellbadgrammargood: Dave Ramsey: So you are 31 years old, walks dogs part-time, and against working for a living?
r antiwork Caller: That is correct.
[+13] u/DrElkSnout: Guys! Congratulations! We've officially made it to $39,000,000,000,000 in debt! Goodbye $38T, hello $39T.
'MERICA BABY!
[+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: I'm pretty sure the only people who watch finance commentators like Dave Ramsey and Caleb Hammer, do it to enjoy seeing people in terrible positions.
[+11] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: Still feels like the week before Covid crash. Y’all were in here saying nothing borgor too and then got fuged
[+10] u/UnivalveX: "war is almost over", "hormuz strait almost secured", "trying any way to get ber fukd"
[+10] u/moneygon_: Fuck the rinvoq commercial with the iPhone alarm sound in it. Fuck all pharmaceutical ads, shit should be outlawed
[+9] u/Tay_Tay86: Treasury will have to issue more debt soon to authorize war costs. We could get flooded with paper. They are starting with 200B.
Not a trivial number
[+8] u/BenySpaghetty: Principal at the school suspended 25 kids for moaning 'I'm gonna busss 😩' when school let out.
This generation is going to be just fine.
[+8] u/sftheory: Been one hell of a week so I am taking tomorrow off. You all have fun.
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: No imagination needed
[+7] u/MRmoopdoop: He wants 200 billion to finish the war lmao
[+7] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Triple witch, triple bitch yadayadayada. Calls
[+7] u/Nearby-Lab0: Buy calls in anything that was battered, the ceasefire is coming pretty soon
[+7] u/callsonreddit: Of course she replies when I tell her my gains 😒
[+7] u/Spicyboi981: 1. Short oil
2. Ease sanctions on Russia
3. Russia funds Iran for more attacks with profits, drives oil higher
4. Russia makes even more $ on oil
Rinse & repeat, that’s how you sell out a country
[+6] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: Might be a bit tin foil hatty but doesn’t it seem like after mobilizing our largest most expensive military assets across the globe would leave us quite exposed in their areas?
[+6] u/SaveTheAles: Imagine if it was deep winter for Europe when natural gas spiked.
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Nikkei down 3%. One of these days the US market is gonna have one of those days.
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: I feel like one day we’re gonna wake up and gas shortages will be a thing. Market will be tanking and everyone will buy a wagon to walk and get their groceries
[+6] u/gowanusdawn: Why are S&P futures up and SPY down?
[+6] u/Technical-Emu-32: My ex's name is dividend
[+6] u/sftheory: I remember when $12 at Taco Bell would feed an entire football team
[+6] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Acceptable_Bed_6033** bet **NVDA** goes from **179.13** to **173.76** before **20-Mar-2026 09:17 PM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 6 losses.
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[+5] u/Electrical_Major_688: Hanging out with a 5 year old
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: no one here has to imagine
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: just woke up. how r my full port smci calls looking gang?
[+5] u/Pete26l96: If you hold shares of bag 7 and feel the world is out to get you, know that millions have lost much more than you on stocks like NVO, LULU, DUOL, PYPL, NIKE, TTD, ADBE, etc.
Wait out your 10-20% paper loss and be happy.
[+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: Nobody
.
Literally Nobody
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🥭 - 👐🏼 BAAAMB I-RAAAN 👐🏼
[+5] u/SeniorVibeAnalyst: What a market to ride out a heat wave in
[+5] u/uber_line: Oil 4 life. Just wanna ear the bling bling in my account tomorrow
[+5] u/jlomohocob: Isn’t long oil the most obvious play in a very long time?
[+5] u/Hellmale: I m rooting for my Boys who are sleeping in my balls.. the real sleeper cell 😆
[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: I just learned young people no longer say Power Point, they call them Slide Decks
And some of y'all still buying MSFT calls? They're cooked
[+5] u/Ancient_Let7878: I’ve lost a lot of money today
[+5] u/No_Arm_6582: So SMCI is a mule for Nvidia? Thats pretty cool
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Now that Ramadan is over, the ban on insincere truce negotiations is lifted, as per custom. Eat, drink, fck your many wives, and buy calls for the end of the excursion!
[+5] u/SnoopyTF: Maybe go outside but probably not and just be sad, single poor and renting
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: I’m just a normal goy
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: $3.89 gas in the city, $3.12 in the rural towns
but ya know I’m a cuntry boyyy so I like dat thang in my anoos
[+5] u/NVDAismyg0d: RCAT is the biggest scam I’ve ever seen☠️
[+5] u/Stilnovisti: Looking at the USD/JPY pair and the meeting, Japan likely intervened, didn’t it? Got to close to 160 and immediately dropped.
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: "Ex-police chief says Trump told him 'thank goodness you're stopping'"
Uhh... Hmm. Well, I guess stopping diddling kids is better than continuing? So.. good for him I guess?
[+5] u/Money_Law7344: RDDT looking good after hours. I'll take what I can get.
[+5] u/killainvest: I don’t want to celebrate. I feel like I might get rugged tomorrow
[+5] u/Hellmale: But the Persian soldiers are hiding inside the mountains ⛰️
[+5] u/wmzula: JFK needs to check Vaccines that 🥭 got, he is 100% autistic
[+5] u/Desmater: TACO feels close. End of March maybe.
[+5] u/Test-NetConnection: The whole market is taking a dump. Cash isn't safe because oil will be inflationary, precious metals are already over valued, and no sector seems to be holding up in the stock world. What do?
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: The signal is bearish on Nasdaq, definatly going to 23.9k
[+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: The real Epstein files must be in Iran somewhere so he’ll probably just carpet bomb the whole country
[+12] u/MadeThatCash: There is 0 chance that this war is going to finish soon. The culture in Iran is not one that's going to rollover. This is a global bout and they are swinging haymakers.
Oil to over 120 and will hold v soon.
[+12] u/ThermalChaser: Unsanctioning Iranian oil is a sure sign of winning.
[+9] u/llasar17: it aint gonna suck itself!
[+8] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: I never realized how surprisingly close the butthole is to the Vagina.
It's like next door guys. Becareful.
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Silver +5%
Comex: Trading halt, servers overheated, technical difficulties
Silver -35%
Comex: Everything running great!
[+8] u/McKoijion: It's Eid-al-Fitr in the Middle East right now (tomorrow for Americans who are living in the past) Seems like momentous day to declare victory, start a ceasefire, take a break from fighting, or greatly escalate a conflict (either on the day itself or right afterwards.) It's also triple witching lol.
[+7] u/GTS980: Remember when Bush declared victory in Iraq after six weeks but the war went on for another eight years? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
[+7] u/Atomic_Hot_Sauce: I voted against all the Board’s recommendations in a company I own 3 shares in because I demand change
[+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: 🥭: Japan you are good at surprises, kind of like Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai. Go ninja Go ninja Go.
[+6] u/le_pedal: Y'all acted like the world was ending in the thread. Just saw AMD is back up to $208
[+6] u/modder9: F35 getting hit by missiles. No detecting the incoming threat. No evasive measures. What a waste of 1 trillion dollars developing that shit.
[+5] u/Montyprice7206: Just pearl harbored my toilet
[+5] u/Killersax: This man has the opposite of insider info
[+5] u/Demonic_Maidens: I bought VOO today and sold covered calls. So I'll likely make 1100. Want the shares to be called away cause I bought them on margin
[+5] u/PROMlSED: Selling 800 calls at open on SNDK seems like free money. No way MM allows it to hit because quad witching or mercury is gonna be in retrograde or something
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Spent $40 on wingstop and it was nasty smh
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Have a newborn daughter, won't stop crying. Puts on my sleep
[+5] u/Trader0721: Wait…the Israelis are going to assure the strait opens…no wonder crude is down…I’m sure Iran won’t try to fight whatever the Israelis want…😒
[+5] u/Mettabreaks: The Dow Jones is still not at $50k- this is why the files aren't being mentioned
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: Wife told me in order to get over the death of my 15 year-old dog, I should stop spending so much time with my 13 year-old alive dog.
The fuck?
[+5] u/oldbeancam: Glad to see SMCI back to its old ways
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Micron yearns for the $450’s+
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Do the Anunnaki overlords who control the markets live in the hollow moon
[+5] u/bardhizi: Lost everything I made this week cause ppl that basically started the war said they’ll help…adurfff
[+5] u/GirlScoutCookies93: Sneaky AH ultra instinct pump incoming
[+5] u/Ill-Expression1737: need MU at 470 by tomorrow lol
[+5] u/GirlScoutCookies93: Crazy how Mango has solved another war
[+5] u/AwarenessOk5979: \- having my entire port be up 66% on the day :)
\- because its got about 300 dollars in it. also i lost half of it the day before :(
[+5] u/otimanob: I just realized I have cherry picked companies that went through potential bankruptcy over the years. Wi$h, Blackbe®ry, Fiske®, Beyond m€at, Pel0ton to name a few. But never ever bought even a single call of Google or Microsoft.
[+5] u/Its-me-in-the-sky: Tsla calls for tomorrow because im regarded
[+5] u/AirFrierMachine: Futes futing. We'll be bat at $662 in like 45 minutes
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Thank me for my attention to this matter!
[+13] u/bikkhu42: >!if you read this ur gay!<
[+10] u/swampassOG: Pissin in my neighbor's birdbath rn
[+10] u/Split_Seconds: The difference between previous recessions and crashes is that people where civil. Greed has taken control and every time something/someone gives an inch there are greedy people to take a mile. Any "crash" is going to be celebrated and capitalized by the wealthy. Housing crash? yeah right, just another investment opportunity. The next economic downturn will simply be a wedge driving the rich and poor even further apart, not a cataclysmic event affecting everyone.
[+8] u/Ecclesiastes510: They pumped it today to dump it tomorrow. Sorry.
[+8] u/longGERN: Must be so cool to be Amish rn and not know what's going on
[+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: What makes a successful trader is having insider information
[+8] u/HandsomeTod11: Getting laid off next week. Why do I feel like this is the last decent job I’ll ever have?
[+7] u/Icommandyou: Honestly the oil movement looks pretty sus
[+7] u/EyeSea7923: Update on Goth girl : blew it. And, not in a good way
[+7] u/McClintockC: I am Joahana Lee Creek and I say not to trust that impostor!
[+7] u/kanduking: can we get fusion already so we can stop sending teenagers to die for oil
[+7] u/swampassOG: Dragging my asshole across my neighbor's gazebo rn
[+7] u/EarthquakeCrater: Yes, I picked up a 2012 charger 84 months at 18.4% and feel so relieved
[+6] u/cfaawlday: MY SNDK CALLS ARE PRINTING TMRW LEGOOOO
[+6] u/Life-Has-Been-Peachy: Walmart calls. No matter what Walmart seems to always go back up 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/HandsomeTod11: Can we ever move on from the weird brother sister porn please
[+6] u/SeliciousSedicious: I think we pressed mango a little too much with this TACO stuff.
Now he’s actually bombing countries on a whim and decapitating regimes.
[+6] u/Waste-Head7963: Hello to only females in this chat 👋 My DMs are open.
[+6] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: WhAt ArE yOuR mOvEs ToMoRrOw?!?!
[+6] u/31andnotdone: One of my gf's wanted to try to trade so she made an acct, i walked her through a trade and she turned $200 into 2200 today on an spx call and sent me $200 as a comission/thank you without me asking
Cant wait to pay her comission for her losses if she thinks I can get it right like that everyday.
[+6] u/HandsomeTod11: Panhandle coast gotta be the grossest place I’ve been. Felt like I was gonna get herpes from the sand
[+6] u/HandsomeTod11: I feel like in Florida even the crabs have crabs
[+6] u/Icommandyou: West coast oil prices are rocketing up like there is no oil tomorrow. Calm down bro
[+6] u/Cordwaining: Net and Yahoo is the likely reason your calls are fucked
[+6] u/31andnotdone: u/cashflow_ thank you for everyday sending me messages to remind me how special i am to you
[+6] u/csr8765: Until all the retail MSFT bag holders stop buying calls, stock will continue to be sold on every minor uptick
[+6] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: I will hang this in my wall when I make $3M off my S&P shorts.
[+5] u/mikeytho1: 🥭 last week: war is pretty much over
Yesterday: Pentagon asks for the GDP of Morocco to continue war
Today: Iran decimated, straight of Hormuz re-opening
Tomorrow ?
[+5] u/carrollart: According to 🥭, Indiana jones and the temple of doom really happened
[+5] u/Grey-59throwaway: Up 70% this month. Can't wait to see how I fuck it all up again.
[+5] u/WinstonBuddyBro: I’m gonna full port SPY shares, so I get that dividend payment tomorrow, then sell them for a loss to offset the gains from the dividend. 🤔
[+5] u/xhvrqlle: >IRGC announces new wave of attacks on Israel
> Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has said its latest wave of attacks targeted central and southern Israel, including Tel Aviv, as well as US bases across the region, according to the IRGC-affiliated Fars news agency.
Guess the strongly worded press conference didn't land well with them
[+5] u/HandsomeTod11: Can we just get BiBi a hotter wife? Maybe these bombings would finally stop
[+5] u/HandsomeTod11: Just like Pearl Harbor tomorrow will be a surprise. SPY to 699.99
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: lol SMCI is only down 11%. ppl acting like this is an Enron-like situation. Stocks go down 11% even when reporting spotless earnings reports.
[+5] u/bikkhu42: Pakistanis, because they’re both
[+5] u/falling_knives: Things will get worse with the Middle East but the market will refuse to drop. Inflation going up, job losses going up, still, market doesn't crash. And boom, war is over, oil goes down, inflation stops going up and just as everyone is optimistic, crash.
Wouldn't that be crazy?
[+5] u/Particular_Tip985: Market bottomed last year April 4th
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: If you bought btc 5 years ago to this day, you made only 10% . you lagged everything except bonds
[+5] u/HandsomeTod11: Where’s the tile with SPY? And a fucking nerdwallet ad at the top of the page, fuck all the way off Reddit
[+5] u/Quarter-Normal: I love how the market rips after a detrimental day for energy infrastructure because they said they wouldn’t target infrastructure again for the second time in a week. Truly regarded
[+5] u/redpillsbluepills: My 1,300 shares in PL with an avg. cost basis of $13.29 are shaking in excitement for tomorrow’s opening.
[+5] u/Ok_Rent5670: What’s going on with Rddt?
[+15] u/CJBlueNorther: How did regards do it back in the old days? Call up their brokerage every 10 minutes and ask how she's looking?
[+12] u/yeppbrep: While I sit here, constantly scrolling through robinhood on my tablet, my great grandfather is slightly moving back and forth on his rocking chair in the living room.
He’s been slouched there, mouth agape, watching the same 11 minute episode of The Twilight Zone for the entire day. He’s completely unaware.
I could walk up to that senile, old man, slowly slide my tablet into his arms, and guarantee that after only a few hours of gently shaking his hand across the screen he will have already made more gains than I have made in my entire career
[+10] u/DMT1703: My move tomorrow is going to a sea food buffet.
[+10] u/SadDevelopment3049: So “the war will be over soon” but they want $200 billion more in funding? Hmmmm…
[+10] u/npdaly: Lol. I guess my company is being assumed by private equity. Fuck Mango
[+8] u/-IQ200: Self checkout kiosk asked if I wanted to tip. We’re so cooked chat.
[+8] u/gregory601: Don't yall forget about them, Epstein flies
[+7] u/SpiritedVoice6248: About 75% if global fertilizer exports shut off between the strait and china’s hault
Not gud
[+7] u/ajs723: Re: Nvidia
Evercore ISI: Set a Street-high target of $352 (reiterated March 17), citing a "tectonic shift to parallel processing"
Does any sane person with a single functioning brain cell believe Nvidia is going up 100%. WTF is wrong with everyone?
[+7] u/Leading-Future6691: If it hits 668 tomorrow , I’ll stop trading for next 2 days
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: We might never see another red day every again
[+6] u/Double_Anybody: Today I decided to stop being delusional and unwind my losing gold position and move into shorts. What does gold decide to do after US market close? Go from 4,650 to 4,750 in a matter of hours.
[+6] u/Glock7enteen: Meta, Amazon, Microsoft and Apple are all trading at their 2024 prices
[+6] u/Clappindemcheekies: If you have puts tomorrow .. good luck 😂
[+5] u/gregory601: We are in this timeline because you touch yourself at night.
[+5] u/philmustang: Dog the CIA funded Pokémon Go
[+5] u/SpiritedVoice6248: Yall rember Sean Kingston?
Better times
[+5] u/prana_fish: Notice $SMCI didn't smuggle $AMD servers.
Cause even the Chinese don't want that shit. Lisa Su Bae didn't get a real chance to sell out another 10% of the company.
[+5] u/XorAndNot: I'm so glad they finally sat down and ended the war 🙌
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Trying to convince my friends to use copilot. Need Microsoft at 500 soon
[+5] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Alexa play Dire Straits
[+5] u/enlightenedfarmboy: It took me a good 6 months of reading this sub to realize that 90% or maybe more of the posters here are legitimate gambling addicts, about 5% are just political bots, 2.5% are trying to learn something, and like one out of every 200 have actual insights and want to share them... I know I haven't accounted for 2% and that actually tracks because that is the share of the general population that lives with a life altering learning disability
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Bessent snorted a good one
[+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: lmao bers. Don’t look at futes.
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Saw a license plate today that had 9NFA788
September 788 calls. Let’s gooo.
[+5] u/99Fan: Green futes = red eod, red = green. Looks like another down day tomorrow
[+5] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Gonna start mewing to get rid of my kankles
[+18] u/ZeroDayExpiration: I wake up every weekday at 6am PST. I roll over and grab my phone and open up RH. The dark mode with the neon green beating pulse on my portfolio sends a shiver down my spine.
I begin to survey the markets looking for my next pick. My heart starts to beat a little faster... I scroll and scroll until… I find it. My next move. The money maker. My OPUS. I scroll the list of 0DTE’s deciding on a decent entry. The morning brain fog dissipates quickly as my blood pressure begins to skyrocket.
I arrive to a decision. I patiently wait with my thumb hovering over my phone screen. I am now at 150 beats per minute. The clock strikes 6:30am. I swipe to submit and the adrenaline hits like a freight train. Even pure Colombian bam bam doesn’t come close to the euphoria that spreads through my veins.
People ask me how I stay sober. This is my secret.
[+16] u/ohshitski: israel just hit more iranian oil infrastructure after just saying they won’t do it again…. LOL
[+14] u/BaxterrStockman: Wait, did 🥭 really just tell the fucking Japanese PM she should’ve warned us about Pearl Harbor?
What an absolute madlad LMAO 🤌
[+12] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: How many gamblers got caught in Monday and Tuesday's obvious bulltrap? Does anyone believe this scam market anymore?
When stuff is crashing, Taco will have a televised interview to get you to put your money back in before the next leg down.
I warned everybody 2 weeks go about the Strait and some even trolled me when it was obviously accurate. The worst is yet to come.
[+11] u/Ferret_Rough: Man I hope we get some dumbass Trump tweets tonight
[+10] u/ChampagnePapi-: watched dune for the first time holy it was so good
[+10] u/NoMarketing8778: # Kuwait says Mina Al-Ahmadi refinery hit in drone attacks
Kuwait Petroleum Corporation’s Mina Al-Ahmadi refinery has been hit by several early-morning drone attacks, according to Kuwait state media.
Fires broke out in some units and several were shut down, but no casualties have been reported, the Kuwait News Agency said on Friday.
Fire and emergency services were immediately deployed to the scene.
[+9] u/Harvey_beauchamp: My six eyes is telling me that oil will hit 120$ a barrel soon 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
[+8] u/kaapooj: gasoline, jet fuel, fertilizer are being rationed and export restricted (see china, vietnam, coming australia, new zealand, ...)
us strategic manoeuvring is an embarassement for a 4th grader
us is likely to tighten semi, gas exports
new us naval assets are being moved and 5w away from the theatre
us is mulling a invasion of iranian islands or even the iranian coastline
strait at least 6w away from opening (first us naval forces arrive + min 2w of fighting)
gulf economies are projected to tank 5-15% and will never recover from hit to their leisure, fossil fuel, financial hub economies and the coming shift away from gas, oil and face the risk of a more emboldened and derisked i.
europe and east asia key industries are suffering an existential crisis
i. has a full public support for a long-term war and further escalation in iran (disintegration of the iranian state) lebanon (invasion)
and u are bullish? markets are not down >15%?
[+8] u/SouthNice7324: Triple witching Friday. This could get very choppy
[+7] u/kaapooj: imagine being the qatari emir and seeing the us energy secratry boasting about the us being the leading lng and oil producer
[+7] u/ProudestPeasant: BLACK AND YELLOW
BLACK AND YELLOW
[+6] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Of course it does, literally nothing has materially changed. Just more bullshit promises about the war “ending soon” from leaders.
[+6] u/9tacos: I need this fake gold pump to hold for my sanity
[+6] u/GuyFaulks77: Friday will be green. Too much selling
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: I’m autistic af and easily amused.
[+5] u/blumpkinspatch: I don’t understand what’s happening if the wars been over for like a week but people keep warring
[+5] u/TernTheNumbers: The Annabelle doll is not actually possessed. Spirits are moving it around from the outside to make it look like that.
[+5] u/TequilaTrader: Old Grandad Bourbon 🥃 is solid.
[+5] u/Godzilla_slayer: Is anyone going to brave enough to hold calls over the weekend?
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Caught doing some international crime smuggling controlled semis to China.
[+5] u/Kingczer2: I’m not doin nothing rivian screwed me again and I’m the idiot keeps letting it happen
[+5] u/ManyHead6662: another plane hit futes
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: #HERE’S A PIC OF MY COCK
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[+5] u/gavbot_1213: There really are no greater optimists than gambling addicts - it’ll print champ!
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: the whole idea that there are some "AI secrets" which China doesn't already have sounds like bullshit
[+5] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Once you realize nobody online talking about stocks knows what the fuck they are talking about and your best bet is experiencing the market for yourself and learning along the way, you got it. The only way to learn is to do the work and put in the hours, then it clicks.
[+22] u/Chlo-Motion: If this crashes in 2026 it will be known in history as The Great Retardation
[+12] u/DonutsOnTheWall: did we get rid of the graph just to have a more positive mood in this thread or what.
[+10] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Lmao why did that regard who claims to have 1M networth and is 100% cash deleting all his comments? I wanted to have a discussion
[+9] u/Hot-Pop-3250: IRGC Spokesperson: We continue to fully manufacture missiles during the war with no concerns in this regard
it seems to be missing a comma
[+9] u/vsmand1: All this for Israel?
[+9] u/MuToTheMoon: Quad witching tomorrow, boyos. You know what that means...
I sure hope you do. Because I don't
[+8] u/NapNapNapNap: The market is 100% going to roll over. The Middle East situation is extremely out of control.
[+8] u/MRROSADOH: Market so bad we can’t even afford the graph anymore😭
[+8] u/neutralpoliticsbot: Why didnt you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
[+7] u/stringtheory28: Imagine winning the greatest country in the world twice and breaking it because you’re cranky.
[+7] u/juveyjords: Keep your hands on the steering wheel guys, while the car is flying off a bridge because "historically, cars stay on the road."
[+7] u/BlatantPlatitude: 🥭 comes out and says “pee is stored in the balls, not taking questions today” -> SPY to 675
[+7] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: The spy yearns for 650
[+7] u/habfranco: bibi dun goofed again
[+7] u/Pleasant_Reason_5329: I'm tired of winning
[+7] u/yayahi: FRIES IN THE BAG BRO
[+6] u/Ordinary-Ad2052: Israel said they will help open the strait
[+6] u/Icy_Jelly_315: TA. Can't risk hitting the Dome of the Rock
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: The cucks over at r/bagholderheads never fail to surprise you with their stupidity. Look at this loser celebrating a reduction in fees of **0.08%** for a fund https://www.reddit.com/r/Bogleheads/comments/1rv4wsj/vanguard_just_lowered_expense_ratios_again/
LMAO
[+6] u/morganm6488: And SPY will still be 850
[+6] u/ring_of_slattern: They’ve kept it propped up this long. I’m not holding anything long term but I’m also not going to sit on my hands for months or years while the big boys liquidate.
[+6] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Please god let NVDA max pain tomorrow at 170
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: How tf metals can still be dumping. -20% in a week wasn’t enough?
[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: Dongs on your forehead by noon.
[+6] u/zestykite: Gg. Calls cooked. Ramen is what's on the menu this weekend
[+6] u/fish_: we have finally sacrificed enough bulls to the market gods, they are pleased
[+6] u/Hot-Pop-3250: "Only ketamine will give you the answers to your questions"
[+5] u/MasterElite1: >POWELL: WE LOOK THROUGH ENERGY SHOCKS
Fed is just going to let it ride. Government needs cheap financing. Warsh will respond to every tweet from mango and cut.
[+5] u/isolated-cat: fun fact - silver is up 111% in 1 year and 1% YTD,
[+5] u/emperor_dinglenads: When do the gas trucks start to get escorted like armored cars?
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Grok, is this market real?
[+5] u/bobbyknight102: Bers tryna post all bad news like spy isn’t going to 670 tomorrow
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: Futes flatter than your sister's ass.
[+5] u/ConfectionRecent2586: My gold calls overnight were teasing me… now they strip me
[+5] u/ercanbas: Has anyone been doomsday prepping?
[+5] u/optionsmaster42069: Made money on AMD options today, flows have looked bullish the past week or so. Closed above the daily 20, I’m hopeful to see 215-220 before it probably goes straight back down.
[+16] u/Any-Camel-9913: Iran ending US empire
[+15] u/Wowmuchrya: Damn imagine being a retarded bull in pdf presidency market LMAO
SPY 600 next week
[+15] u/spaurake: Kash Patel has such intelligent eyes, you just can tell sometimes. Kinda like my dog when seeing my trading screen
[+15] u/thatavengersguy: How did we as a civilization fuck up so bad that we're letting senile old men fuck us all?
[+13] u/Potential_Version_34: Has anyone got in touch with the Etsy witches?
They may be our only hope
[+12] u/astrawberryandakiwi: All this to prop up Israel’s market
[+12] u/AgitatedJump8459: Just got an alert that the IEA is advising us dutchies to work from home and not drive cars, preparing for the biggest energy crisis ever. Wtf 😂
[+11] u/Cav829: Look on the bright side: there's way less resistance to fight through from 650 to 600.
[+11] u/wenxuan2: Someone called the top by saying Dow 50k kek
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: So the IEA (International Energy Agency) just released a statement saying this is going to be worse than the 1973 oil crisis. And they're urging countries to implement measures to reduce public traffic and enforce working from home.
We're going deep blood red any moment, the real dip is yet to come. I'm out, good luck
[+10] u/dontslambro: TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS CONSIDERING PLANS TO OCCUPY OR BLOCKADE IRAN'S KHARG ISLAND TO PRESSURE IRAN TO REOPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ - AXIOS
you know what that means for the weekend, people already selling across the globe.
[+10] u/babar_the_elephant_: I've lost 250,000$ and I feel dead inside
[+10] u/Sidney_Godsby: The permabol extinction event is upon us.
[+10] u/Sad-Substance8684: Market only goes down
[+8] u/Hang_Man1: Man it hurts seeing my ex with another man on social media. Time to full port tomorrow to feel something
[+8] u/drpa1n: Scrolling this thread while taking my morning shit at work in euroland. Reading your posts about gooning and doomscrolling instead of going to bed I can’t help but feel I’ve got my life together pretty well. So thanks I guess
[+8] u/QueenMagik: We've definitely never lost one of these before!
[+7] u/Diet_Water: Futes up .11%: Bers thot
Futes down .11%: Bulls r fuk
This whole thread in a nutshell
[+7] u/Other_Sample_3709: Oopsie poopsie, maybe I caused a little global economic crisis, folks 👐
[+7] u/FartPolluter: Good to see Europe, Japan and Canada committing to opening the Strait of Hormuz, aka the Coalition of Cope to save our bags.
[+7] u/skin_flute_player: It’s objectively hilarious to see how the market tries to recover, but another bad decision is made hours later just to dump it all back down.
[+7] u/mangofruitdude: HAVE U SAID THANK U ONCE????
[+7] u/IncomingAxofKindness: I for real just want to know why NVO trades down harder than high beta AI stocks on red QQQ days.
For real like wtf are you a pharma stock or some fintech BNPL piece of shit?
[+7] u/Fun-Age-5749: better off not looking at the market for months
[+7] u/dralva: You heard it boys, lonely wives in Oceanside!
[+6] u/dontslambro: How about SPY 669 today boys. Let’s go
[+6] u/skin_flute_player: Guys we are so cooked. My usual escort is now asking me to pay her in gas instead of cash.
[+6] u/Junkingfool: Wait until we invade Iran's oil island this weekend... truly will be a shit show
[+6] u/Leather_Mention5916: And the funny thing: all this wasn't necessary, there was already a good deal. But yeh he has to chose for Epstein or Economic disaster.
[+6] u/LivelyArid: Washed up on the shore of bear island, I wake and raise my head. Bears. Bears in front of me. Bears to the sides.
These people are disgusting I think to myself, just before I pass out.
[+6] u/jacked2datitz: I wish this page had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened
[+6] u/Urzuck: I'm a permabear but this red premarket is always so fake and gay
[+6] u/buttaviaper: do I revenge trade puts? does this go further down?
[+6] u/buttaviaper: you guys think they’re gonna let you win on triple witching day?
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: We end somewhere between 593-600 today on QQQ according to put/call ratio. I don't make the rules. Modern market is designed to fuck the most people and that's it
[+6] u/Kattilaeikka: Europe had a good thing going and the economy was picking up. Cheers fuckfaces.
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: IEA Report:
[https://www.iea.org/news/new-iea-report-highlights-options-to-ease-oil-price-pressures-on-consumers-in-response-to-middle-east-supply-disruptions](https://www.iea.org/news/new-iea-report-highlights-options-to-ease-oil-price-pressures-on-consumers-in-response-to-middle-east-supply-disruptions)
tldr: largest supply disruption in the history of the global oil market so everyone get ready for the pain
[+6] u/Urzuck: No emoticons, not even a proper working thread, we are already in a recession at this point.
[+6] u/EarlyPattern6315: Why can one man fuck US and world economy.
Is US even a democracy?
[+6] u/zmarrano91: That’s the neat part, it isn’t
[+6] u/Appropriate_One5458: Imagine getting arrested for smuggling $2.5 billion of GPUs. You bring shame on whole famiry!
[+5] u/M4roon: I remember reading about Strait of Hormuz risks multiple times as a dumbass college kid. It's kind of baffling this wasn't you know.. whiteboarded before all this.
But I guess 2 million is cheaper than outfitting each oil tanker with an anti-whatever-the-fuck-is-in-the-air gun. 🤔
[+5] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: my pussy cant take any more of this chaos
[+5] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: How about another dip and don't recover the opening....?
Like clockwork.
Excited to buy after the weekend news. They save all the events for when the markets are completely closed.
Same thing next week, lower, no recovery of the local high.
They've figured a way to keep circuit breakers from tripping.
[+5] u/mks_csw: "why didnt you tell us abput pearl harbor" lmfao this guy cant be serious, very serious leader america
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Are we going to survive again? Are there still dip buyers at this point?
[+5] u/New-Length5593: FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED
[+5] u/BeaverSack: We are all fake and ghey
[+15] u/YourCautionaryTale: *"What could possibly be causing this drop?!?"*
You guys are just just absolutely beautiful. Never change.
[+14] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Do yourself a favor and stay out of the market today. Nothing is going to happen until the last 5 minutes.
[+10] u/Mental-Weakness-567: Bears. Prepare to find out why you dont celebrate early
[+10] u/oUps6TudBLRtM3FBfByC: Repeat to myself every morning: it's not real loss unless I realize it.
[+9] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Y’all ain’t been around long enough to know
“Bear markets don’t scare you out
They wear you out”
Welcome to the Bear Party, Pal
[+8] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Where’s our new thread.
MODS GHEY
[+8] u/NomSaneMan: Oh, god that drop was rough
[+8] u/brute-forced: WINNING!!!!! -3.5% YTD!!! ON TRACK FOR -16% EOY
[+7] u/UniversityFrosty2426: These stupid motherfuckers suggest they’re going to deescalate but never do. The only way to save the world is to fucking.sell.everything.
Stop buying the dip. It’s annoying given the uncertainty.
[+7] u/yolo_astronaut: Yesterday someone in here literally said “SMCI is going parabolic any day now, I can feel it”
And that’s why you always inverse WSB, kiddos
[+7] u/ShitpostSulthan: SMCI put holders celebrating ?
[+7] u/Jaded_Bowl4821: yeah so about 1 hr ago ansar allah announced they are joining the fight and will attack ships "sailing in their waters". they have previously defeated the US, Israel, and Saudi Arabia and were able to shut down all shipping going to Israeli ports. they did it to protest gen0cide of p@lestinians
[+7] u/HDauthentic: I’m not gonna lie we’re getting cooked
[+7] u/OneTrueDweet: That’s what the terrorists want
[+7] u/brute-forced: Man, we are winning significantly with the national debt. Just look at it. Go straight up. Goddamn I love winning! Nobody will ever catch us with this! one day we’ll just need to remove measurements because we’re going to make all the other countries look bad. Everybody is saying it.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/GFDEBTN
1966-2000: +$5.4T ($0.16T/year)
2000-2020: +$17.3T ($0.87T/year)
2020-2026: +$15T (~$2.5T/year)
[+6] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Don’t worry bulls if you liked the 650s you’re gonna love the 640s LMAO
[+6] u/ExoticDaikon1872: everybody please keep the panic selling and freak the fuck out its fucking joever
[+5] u/Abe2025: Blood red tomorrow 🔪🩸
[+5] u/MooseyGoosey69: We need a Shrek cock so bad
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: full port ca.. cash at open
[+5] u/Suspicious_Ad9833: Bloomberg reporting trump weighing kharg island take over
Bessent hinted as much also imo
[+5] u/watisdat: OPEX tomorrow will cleanse my port of red. 😇
[+5] u/hioman01: SMCI co-founder was screaming the N word when being arrested