Pizza wheels are bad, Japanese toilets are great

Noah Smith · Noahpinion · June 21, 2026 at 23:33 · ⏱ 13 min read  | Read on Substack ↗
Summary
Noah Smith uses the examples of pizza wheels (inferior but popular) and Japanese washlets (superior but under-adopted in the U.S.) to analogize how educated progressives are dismissive of AI despite its accelerating adoption and economic impact. The article warns that such resistance risks leaving behind a key demographic, even as AI proves to be a transformative technology with real revenue growth and profit potential.
  • Pizza wheels deliver less downward force due to the angle of the cut, causing cheese drag, dulling, and difficulty cleaning — Wirecutter and Eater recommend pizza shears or rocking cutters instead.
  • Japanese washlets (heated seat, water jet, warm air dryer) have been common in Japan since 1980 but are rare in the U.S., where only the wealthy tend to own them.
  • Anthropic is experiencing the fastest revenue growth of any large company in history and expects to turn an operating profit next quarter, countering the narrative of an 'AI bubble.'
  • Pew polling shows a majority of Americans expect AI to have a major impact on jobs (60%+), yet usage of AI at work and for personal reasons is rising steadily.
  • Educated progressive professionals at a D.C. party were uniformly negative on AI, with one lawyer calling it a bubble and an art historian arguing AI cannot produce real art.
  • Dan Kagan-Kans argues the left is 'missing out on AI' by dismissing it as mere autocomplete, which prevents serious engagement with its risks and opportunities.
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