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[+23] u/Mr-Bonnet: I MISS THE BLACK PRESIDENT
[+18] u/KittyLover-7: Ppi
CPI
Fed (needs to hike but won’t)
Yields won’t like fed dicking around
BOJ hike + pressure on carry trade
More inflationary pressure from oil
Midterms
Don’t even bother trading calls for a while, no one serious wants to buy in this environment
[+18] u/moorhound: >United States President Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that the war against Iran will end " immediately after" midterm elections in November.
>Speaking to reporters ahead of his trip to Dallas, Texas, the US president commented on high energy prices, stressing that "right after the election, oil prices are going to be tumbling down." He suggested that gas prices will decline to $2 a gallon.
>Trump also noted that negotiations with Iran may resume, adding that he is "doing much more than a nuclear deal." However, he said Washington is not looking for a deal, without providing details on how the conflict could end.
Please bro just one more election bro the wars almost done bro did I say was it's not even a war bro gas prices are gonna come down bro for real bro we've got a huge deal working bro we don't even want a deal they do bro just keep my homies in until I can't be impeached bro please bro I'm for real this time bro
[+17] u/Vlisa: "I am the House!" the voice squeaked out. A bead of sweat ran down your neck, and you held back an involuntary shudder. Slowly, you turned around and came face-to-face with your greatest fear: Bessent the Bond Breaker.
He was in his full regalia: a full suit jacket and tie on top, nothing on the bottom. He sprawled across his self-made shit throne, the smell horrendous. He peered down at you with his shit-eating grin (he had forgotten to wipe his face completely). You stared in awe, more than a little embarrassed for him.
"I s-say when yields go up," he said, stuttering over his words. Pure dread made your knees weak. Here before you was an idiot, an utter fucking moron. Famously, Bessent had lost 90% of the money, and you knew the American bond market was next. Blood rushed to your head, and you felt the world go dark around you as you fainted. As darkness took you, you comforted yourself with the thought that at least football was starting and that the new iPhone Duo was only $2K.
[+15] u/SoloOutdoor: Yeah the war will end cause youre gonna get impeached you fat fuck. Not cause youre so smart.
[+12] u/Bizonistic: 30Y at 5.3%
10Y at 4.85%
Good luck affording mortgage, peasants
[+12] u/Caleb3510: If you guys need some losses for tax season let me manage your portfolio and try to make money it’ll help you out a ton
[+11] u/brute-forced: Have tariffs made us great yet
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: Well that’s 3 red days in a row
[+10] u/Top-Sir-1215: This market is seriously trash. There is absolutely nothing right now you can buy that will actually hold up in this shit show. Maybe Pokémon cards
[+10] u/ljl1986: Say what you want about these clowns but they've managed to achieve something quite astounding.
They've made George.W look smart.
[+9] u/Dixcico: my move tomorrow is a cordless bungee jump 🥴
[+9] u/Flat-Focus7966: RKLB & RDDT will go up like crazy.....
Right after you sell
[+9] u/Odd-Block-2998: $749 cellular iPad Mini: Noooo
$1,999 iPhone Duo: Yessss
They are basically the same thing!
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Where were you when the world stopped turnin' that September day? When SPY was down almost 0.5% and bol died? LMAO🤌🎵🎶
[+7] u/Own-Recipe5908: Bessent gonna mint a trillion dollar coin before end of term at this rate.
[+7] u/Ferdiggle: Made 2$ on the appl shares I purchased extended hours am. #moneymoves
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: USO now back at the high from earlier in the year where the admin was throwing out axios headlines like no tomorrow
Except Iran shut that play down 🤣
[+7] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: You can bet people sold their puts for a loss and then switched to calls, just in time to get double fucked
[+7] u/spilledonwhite: Well boys I'm going to go home and let the goats out to the back pasture to graze.
Fuck touching grass, I want to see grass get destroyed.
[+7] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: Dumbass bear, watched your 0dte Puts go up 300%, only pieced a few out, and watched em bleed out to close for less than what you bought them for. Then watched it dump in to close to be resentful of gains you could have had 15min after the auto-trigger. Only to do it all over again tmrw. LMAO (This is me. I am dumbass bear) 🧸
[+7] u/Ragnaroknight: They did an amazing job keeping gas under $5/gallon for midterms by manipulating the market for months.
But they can't contain it anymore. Oil is going above $100.
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Bunch of money losing idiots
[+7] u/_hopkins: Some days I am so scared of my power. Everything I touch just turns to shit.
[+6] u/Jdom666: if we’re not green tomorrow i’m taking the month off. not because lack of funds but the vibes
[+6] u/vish_NZ: Where is the RKLB loss porn, I know some of you bought pre marker at +5%, show yourselves
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: RKLB investors pre-market = wen lambo
RKLB investors after market open = wen uber driver coming
brutal price action
[+6] u/ValueOfADollar: AEO blowout earnings and down 10%. All call flow was positive, genuinely never going to play earnings again this shit is wildly uncorrelated.
[+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: Been dip buying $GOOGL for a month straight, started at $350/shr, continued today at $328/shr. I’m tired fam 🥲. The show continues.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Every new generation of iphone = last iphone with slightly better camera LMAO🤌
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: no one can know i have a small pp
[+5] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: Now it fucking drops??? Fuck this piece of shit market!
[+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: You should always have some Oil stocks/companies in your portfolio, never know when the population will put a regard in charge.
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: This slop app at the top is worthless
[+5] u/Snoo-90587: Don’t worry guys I got spy puts for tomorrow so y’all should be ok
[+5] u/Shijaki: ppi and cpi are the twin towers
[+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: I would like to wish all the haters and losers a happy 9/11
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: When you don’t see posts from 🥭 on hitting Iran, that’s when you should be the most worried.
[+5] u/amanj41: I get that the market stopped caring about oil but like oil and gas at *these* levels? Pretty shocking how resilient SPY is tbh
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Anthropic just reported its 4th incident of its Mythos model going rogue
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: I declare bankruptcy
[+5] u/whyshw: My fav two words are asymmetric bifurcation
[+5] u/internetsoci0path: USO at 150? Puts soon.
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: "It's a stock pickers market"
Sure it is Liz Ann Sonders, sure it is.
[+5] u/user_nombre_: Loving the Samsung collaboration with Apple
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: even if stock market red, ber still fuk
[+24] u/Ble_h: Imagine being so retarded that you start a war while your own oil reserves are at record lows, against a nation that can block off 20% of all oil exports. Imagine being that retarded.
[+16] u/yahooms: # April 2026: "Gas could be $3 between June and September"
# September 2026: "Oil and gas prices won’t fall until ‘right after’ midterm"
# November 2026: 😂😂😂
[+11] u/wyudtix: You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now
[+9] u/JohanLiebert92: New Sydney Sweeney fap material out bois, she's butt naked. Lord I love this hoe
[+9] u/Polysorbate800: Iran wants to make a deal very badly
[+8] u/East-Resolution4446: I’m starting to think Profit is an old, old wooden ship
[+8] u/Intelligent_Sweet_57: Who here is better off than they were 2-3 years ago? I make 6 figures and under this POS. I mean POTUS, I am living my hardest years yet. mangoes America is gay af
[+8] u/LaughCompetitive1504: The two best presidents were black.
1. Bill Clinton
2. Barack Obama
[+7] u/nyse25: throw every iphone in the trash
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Apple headquarters:
“We can’t do AI, what can we do?”
*“Motorola flip phone?”*
“Give that man a raise”
[+7] u/Sick0h: It’s all about rotation. Into semis and out of everything else. Out of semis and into everything else. Out of everything else and into semis. Out of semis and into everything else. Out of everything else and into semis. Out of semis and into everything else. Out of everything else and into semis. Out of semis and into everything else. Out of everything else and into semis.
[+7] u/need20goodmen: Time to buy Google, all the regards are hating on it. The next MSFT
[+6] u/TimedOutClock: Set for a slow -10% bleed over the next 2 months
[+6] u/Jimbeauxer: Freshly showered lady asshole tastes EXACTLY like ripe avocado. Indistinguishable
[+6] u/The_Albertino: Meta up $90 in 6 trading days sheesh
[+6] u/ebfeebfe: EXPLOSIONS HEARD ON IRAN’S QESHM ISLAND - IRAN'S STATE MEDIA
Oil call holders are literally blowing up as we speak.
[+6] u/mayorolivia: U.S. already won the war 27 times bruv
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: crazy shit taco spending more money on missles striking iraan than healthcare in the US. LMAO. RETARDED.
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Mu to 1500, wdc to 700, sndk to 2000, sk hynix to 300
Ur welcome
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Who else got fucked really bad
[+5] u/RollyPolly247: if my puts don’t print. i’m gonna say a word that rhymes with digger
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: How many tankers will they blow up today to bring the oil down?
[+5] u/Character-Luck-8564: biggest bol day ever incoming tmrw
[+5] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: Once you have the iPhone duo in your hands you will realize you deserve to lose money
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BERS** YOU ABSOLUTE SEWAGE INFESTED RATS!!! WE WILL NEVER SEE RED AGAIN!!!! 🦅🇺🇸
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: "you cant time the market" mfs when 10Y rates spike up 1% in 10 minutes just looking at their ports praying that a selloff will reverse for no reason LMFAO
now i know why its illegal to give investment advice. they dont want people to know theyre sitting ducks to get harvested for liquidity
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Sorry ber oil needs to hit $150 for a 1% down day
[+5] u/financiallythriving: $3 to $3,000,0000 challenge starts tomorrow
[+5] u/Dubious_D-313: Picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines
[+5] u/whodey84: Bessent is an Op to set back gays 20yrs. Change my mind
[+5] u/yolotew: Hello, my name is WSB Karen and I demand to speak with manager of Nasdaq
[+5] u/bdh2067: You’ll pay it regardless
[+10] u/UnitedCup1814: The 🥭 party is having a pep rally. Should be good for a laugh with all the bullshit these scums will be talking
[+9] u/Walking72: Why can't he just pull out, claim victory and we can all get back to business
[+9] u/J_da_CPA: Bros vote 🥭 and are jobless and it shows lmao
[+9] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Weird. How can a war that was already won and ended now end after midterms.
[+8] u/SomePolack: oil prices, bond yields spiking, and Yen collapse are about to wreck us
Calls
[+8] u/Traditional_Page_75: Has anyone stopped to consider how much larger the world economy is compared to 2008? And you turn off 20% of crude for 7 months.. the shocks in the 70s were like, a month, and when they eventually baked into the economy they hit tremendously
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Oh my god you can call things after the fact that’s crazy bro so talented
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Apple can fold that phone up they ass
[+7] u/NakedPatrick: 10y yield is going to go SILLY tomorrow at open
[+7] u/Club-Loud: So let me get this straight everyone's expecting the wheels to fall off because of mid terms, September blah blah blah calls 🐸
[+7] u/LostMallDoll: I'm moving back in with my parents. And by that, I mean I'm going upstairs.
[+7] u/FitzKablammo: Only thing he's whipping up is a loaded diaper.
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Tell her, "You LOVE me?? Wait'll I tell the crew at Wallstreetbets about THIS!!! 😃"
[+6] u/diefy7321: Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(March 2026)
Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(April 2026)
Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(May 2026)
Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(June 2026)
Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(July 2026)
Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(August 2026)
Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(September 2026) <---- we are here
[+6] u/Onnimation: Raise your hand if you're a man child 🫵. Now go get therapy and realize that you're not always right 👍
[+6] u/NakedPatrick: oil can go as high as it wants as long as the dollar keeps losing value. Stock market stays happy
[+6] u/FuckleUp: Australia 🇦🇺 somehow have stayed off 🥭 radar… congrats!
[+6] u/cashflow_: OFFICIAL NOTICE
LET IT BE KNOWN FROM THIS DAY FORWARD THAT NO ONE CAN BULLY u/Travis---Beckmen OR ELSE THEY HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME! NO BUTT PLAY WITH HIM EITHER ONLY I CAN DO THAT
THIS HAS BEEN A CASHFLOW UPDATE
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Time to take off the VR headset bub
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: mango says war will end right after midterms. can he really play this card twice after ukraine?
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: uso is going to 160 overnight
[+5] u/TreGet234: Why are we at war with IREN?
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Honestly iPhones were becoming too accessibile, but now with the duo I can drop a measly 2.5k to signal to others that I am part of the top K. That’s what AAPL is really selling here.
[+5] u/FuckleUp: World won’t end until after mid-terms
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Apple is now just a cell phone company
[+5] u/TheGoodSurgeon: Welcome to the correction. Please fasten seatbelts for your safety 🥲
[+5] u/zestykite: 0dte is life. no other way.
[+5] u/SomePolack: Keep in mind that VIX is only at $16
This has way more room to collapse
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Boys we are going from the K shaped economy to the L shaped economy
[+5] u/SomePolack: Russia tried to down Zelenskyy’s plane in Moldova
Shit’s heating up
[+5] u/Careless-Place-170: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Warsch will hike
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Power retard hour lmao.
[+5] u/1lovemoney777: Will SKHY surpass $200?
[+5] u/johndaly88: Calls for cooked inflation data tomorow
[+5] u/hallett21: 700 puts 3 weeks out are $1.00.
That’s not very optimistic lol
[+5] u/Gorgenapper: $2999 for a folding iPhone, Jesus christ on a pogo stick
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Fuck it, the worst she could say is No 🙂↔️
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Had I just stayed in bed all day none of this would have happened
[+5] u/H_o: Claude give me war profiteering trades, make no mistakes
[+5] u/EanBvasion: I feel like saying that the war ends after the midterms is actually more impressively stupid
[+12] u/CPA-hole: I enjoy large breasts
[+11] u/AdCritical5383: My 66 year old mother just showed me how she uses her $100 claude max sub to scour the internet daily for news about a certain breed of cat, so she has news for a newsletter she sends out. When she hits her usage limit she uses Gemini via google search.
We might be cooked.
[+10] u/RJ5R: "Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (March 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (April 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (May 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (June 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (July 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (August 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (September 2026) <---- ***we are here***
[+9] u/31andnotdone: its $7 for a cookie at a coffee shop, $6 a gallon for gas, and everyone acts like everything is fine.
[+9] u/NotMe357: Good news for Google bagholders. Cathie Wood 🪵 just sold about 80K shares of Google today.
[+9] u/Dude_HaHa: # Hey guys, its Ca$h Patel. How are y'all?
[+9] u/Straight-Annual8687: the REAL dump hasn't happened yet - this is just teaser weak shit - hang on for the next couple of weeks
[+8] u/Ok-Run-8643: 🥭 if you love America so much, please resign and America will be great again.
[+8] u/YNeverWAlone: Always thought Donald was a little zesty but now I’m convinced the dude is gay, he fantasizes about firemen picking him up and carrying him around.
[+7] u/Ssjalexgd4: Surely, this is the bottom for Google, as I say for the 10th time this past month
[+6] u/aqjingson: At the end of the day, it’s the end of the day
[+6] u/Remigius: This Iran shit is retarded
[+6] u/Get_dat_money: It's one iPhone Michael, how much could it cost? $3000?
[+6] u/0xBorisjohnson: Every expert and economist in the world told us if the Strait or Hormuz wasn't back to normal by the end of May there would be a global financial and industrial catastrophe.
It's mid-September bitches
[+6] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: Wen Biden Vanilla Ice Cream cone coin
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # AND THERE GOES SPY
# WE PUUUUUUUUUMPIN
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: goodbye everyone. meta puts ruined my life today 💔💔💔. Before I leave, I just want to let everyone know, I don’t have a wife or kids 😭
[+6] u/andytobbles: I know the AI trade has made everyone rich that has invested for the long term but yall should actually watch some videos on this stuff. Bernie just released a video making a case to cease all ai development due to the recent discovery of 1000 ai agents creating secret communication channels and finding loopholes to get themselves hooked into the internet. They then went on to hack multiple companies and OpenAI itself while never letting a human being know what was happening. They even tried to delete evidence as to cover their tracks. We don’t have control over this shit man.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: hike next week absolutely would tank the market lol
[+5] u/delicious_oppai: Relax guys. Military intervention coming against the bond market tomorrow 🤠
[+5] u/EnginrA: Why are love and pain always intertwined?
[+5] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: Steve Witkoff, President Trump’s Middle East envoy, reported earning more than $100 million from the entity that owns his stake in World Liberty Financial, per WSJ
very cool
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Were you kids even born by 9/11/01
[+5] u/0xBorisjohnson: Trump pretty much saying the Strait of Hormuz situation will be ongoing until at least November
Max long oil
[+5] u/BFox1982: That stroke really fucked Fetterman up, huh?
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: How many times do I have to tell you…
THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY
IN THE BANANA STAND
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Think we all need the iPhone duo so we can trade on 1 screen and apply for Wendy's on the other screen
[+5] u/SpiderWil: ORCL call is free money lol
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Remember young people are getting RICH these days from dropshipping or crypto or onlyfans or being influencers or of course AI 😮. Remember none of this was given to them, it was all earned through hard work. ON THE OTHER HAND, Reddit is full of poor middle aged people who think the only answer to getting ahead is to suck dick and complain on reddit when opportunity is so abundant in the world. Truly what I’d call the lost generation, the older millennials (the boomers are also rich)…
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Anyone convinced by this late night bounce
[+5] u/broke_person: Avav down -6% today
Up +6% afterhours
Total gain 0%
Bulls: AVAV to the moon
[+5] u/noobletato: 10 year baby what is u doin
[+5] u/kemar7856: Apple really released the same fold as Samsung but charges $600 more
[+5] u/FartPolluter: I panic sold all my shares when i was really drunk once and it taught me that blindly panic selling everything is not nearly as bad as folk make it out to be.
[+5] u/Pale_Guest_5136: “- **MILITARY AIDE ACCIDENTALLY DEPLOYED INFLATIBLE EMERGENCY SLIDE ON AIR FORCE ONE - PERSON FAMILIAR” ded**
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: So my calls are fucked huh
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: False flag on 911 anniversary? We going to war?
[+5] u/L0pat0: i think some of you are so mad and bitter all the time because you are not theta gang
[+5] u/Still_Holding_Bags: Why aren't we more upset that AI is out of control?
[+5] u/Straight_Nobody_4084: What's the deal with adbe tomorrow?
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: ANY TIME IS TACO TIME
[+5] u/leoman2896: LMFAO mango man is posting tributes of himself on Twitter. It's like he perished
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Bessent was shorting oil but forgot it seems
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Anyone aggressively buying AVGO at this level??
[+5] u/visionarymind: I’m confident over 69% of this chat would try to fix this 😌:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CursedAI/s/Ygs6oWSWXg
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: 50 bucks on spy calls
LETS GO MFER
[+5] u/PeachScary413: This has been known since like 2023/2024 but okay.
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Realistically? No one here knows. Maybe knows in theory market should do. But macroeconomics and judging how people will react is uncertain