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[+19] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Long weekend ahead, not gonna leave you without memes.
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[+19] u/GoZukkYourself: THAT'S IT! I QUIT! I'M DONE TRADING OPTIONS UNTIL 9:30 AM ON TUESDAY
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[+14] u/Knoah101: Do yall even say sandisk in your head anymore or does your brain just automatically say sandick?
[+12] u/pandadrizzle: 🥭 signs EO allowing ranchers to process & sell their own beef directly to consumers. Very bullish for healthcare stocks 🚀
[+11] u/Wows_Nightly_News: * Fake jobs report to make you look good.
* Get mad when Fed does good job report things.
[+11] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Court went well I didn’t go to jail
[+11] u/Kickboy21: Entered a position to hopefully scalp $1-2k but im down $4k instead ☹️
[+10] u/GildongHong551: Today I lost a negative amount of money
[+9] u/Independent-Tree-985: wait mango is threatening his own federal reserve to get a rate cut?
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: What am I supposed to do now?
[+8] u/YTLupo: Imagine hoping the worst things on Earth happen so your shitty $500 put position makes money LMAO
[+8] u/zestykite: lets review my trading performance today, 500->1500->900->1800->250. what you guys think? think i got a career in this?
[+8] u/Slooogan: Aye finally a good weekend for the memory bag holders 😎🫡
[+8] u/ballzstreetwets: I will never trade on Friday again.
[+8] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: 🥭: “We could do tremendous good for ourselves by just not trading with countries”
I mean we could just keep the casino closed, open it back up for the next admin
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: i put $75k into sndk ah yesterday and thought i was a genius selling this morning during pre-market session; especially before that job report dip. made $2500 but left $7000 on the table. w is a w
have a great weekend
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Now we wait 3 days for another flat week next week LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Bravadette: Warsh already getting the Powell treatment less than a year in
[+6] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Peace deal announcement any minute now
[+6] u/gomper: Was up 15k ended up 7k. Fuck it green is green have a good holiday weekend degens
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: If cutting off trade is followed through with will we get liberation day 2.0?
[+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: If 🥭doesn’t do anything this weekend then we really are losing the war. Probably really are out of ammunition lmfao
[+6] u/FoundationRegular661: Blew up my account gg
[+6] u/Ble_h: I am now a long term investor in LULU. Fuck you Burry, you fucking retard.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Everyone who held memory through all the FUD......deserved this day. Congratulations
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: another gay ass chop day
[+5] u/Gamblingmachine: Is it Tuesday yet??? sigh
[+5] u/CaptainApeCommander: Peace talks going well tweet coming in hot this weekend
[+5] u/Tillfatfire: BE going to break 300 next week
[+5] u/scm66: I got a date with a black chick later with the craziest hip to waist ratio I've ever seen.
[+14] u/bullrfuk: Mango already mad at the new Fed guy. Soon he'll say "I regret picking the wrong guy for Fed"
[+11] u/Weak_Emu3659: That $2000 MU price target is sounding pretty good right now.
[+9] u/mayorolivia: Back to the good ol days of SNDK pumping 10% for no reason.
[+9] u/31andnotdone: ○ single
○ married
● deeply attracted to reddit snoos
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I just broke up with my girlfriend because of all the money she lost on Lululemon. Fucking unbelievable that she kept dollar cost averaging in and catching a falling knife
[+8] u/WordsHappenedHere: Seeing multiple crazy big bets in the option sweeps today. $15 million on $30+ VIX calls expiring November. $20 million on SPX calls betting that SPY is going above $790 by end of September. All over the map. Some adding tail risk and protection through VIX and others betting on a major move higher.
[+7] u/bullrfuk: Remember when Boeing used to kill people for snitching? LMAO
[+7] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Office retard asking why SNDK pumps more than NVDA and MU despite SNDK having bigger stock price.
Market cap? Retard??
[+7] u/daddysgirl794: Feels like another short-covering rally for SNDK like the one in mid August that immediately sold off the week after. Bulls will say otherwise but there was no other reason for it to pump 12% today on raised rate hike odds
[+7] u/Consistent-Paint7860: 🥭 is trying to extort the Fed to lower the rates
[+6] u/mirageticket: Guys I've had my best week ever since I started trading. I'm only down 300 this week!
[+6] u/100xOrBust: Is there a market for male feet pics? The “investing” isn’t doing too hot
[+6] u/LeveragedETFdegen: Lost 2k on sports betting today in Robinhood. Thank you Vlad
[+6] u/Harpier_Sky: This month belongs to the storage and memory market! Time to take back both the losses and the missed profits from July 🔥
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: My gym trainer is getting her nails done and drunk texting me
[+6] u/cashflow_: I had a big bowl of chicken rice and sweet potato then I took a nap. Gonna get a juicy peice of fruit downstairs then figure it out from there
This has been a weekend edition cashflow update
[+6] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: >>wants rate cuts but appoints a hawk lmao.
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Alright, just need to turn $1000 into $100,000 next week to avoid the homeless shelter
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Who is holding there cock into the long weekend?
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: That Lindsay Clancy looks like your stereotypical batshit crazy postpartum nut job...should be in an insane asylum for the rest of her life.
[+5] u/Ozqi: Shit you not I sold SNDK at a 15k loss yesterday. I’m going to do something bad
[+5] u/FuckleUp: If SOFI gets included probably dilution immediately after 😂
[+5] u/ninjobreadman: Fuck Nancy Pelosi I should’ve just copied all her trades I would be rich
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Tuesday we open up -4%
[+5] u/NVRBKDWN: Damn, Nike got fired from the S&P 500. Kinda racist...
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: sold off my puts because I have already lost more money than I can afford to lose, which means we will dump all the way to the stone ages over the weekend
have fun everyone
[+5] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Just checked my YTD
I’m genuinely terrible at this
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: Can I sniffle a little bit in the casino?
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: it is with great pleasure that i inform yall i have finally passed the 1st level of Ready Or Not on Hard difficulty.
i fatally shot a civilian (on accident of course) (i was a bit jumpy). but only one so i passed with a D
[+5] u/tommyboy441: GOOGL needs to go back to $400 next week or else I’m going to have to start giving out OTPHJ’s for food behind the homeless shelter
[+5] u/Boheed: ooo that's why.
TESLA CYBERCABS UNDER INVESTIGATION IN AUSTIN, TX
[+5] u/bsharma127: J Pow is drinking a cold beer and laughing his ass off right now.
[+8] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Imagine paying 100k a month to see that whiney tweet about the jobs report lmao
[+7] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I wrote this with AI.
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Can this orange fuck please end this senseless war
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: “LOWER THE RATE OR I’LL STOP TRADING WITH COUNTRIES WITH WHICH WE HAVE A DEFICIT.” 🤡
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: Mofo out here knows about femboys but not tomboys. Yall just gay af
[+6] u/No_Presentation9490: every talking head is like "AI the technology isn't a bubble, but the AI economy is a bubble." Im gonna be contrarian and say AI the technology is a bubble too
[+6] u/GaiusMarius7Times: You ever drink a 36 pack of Miller lite and try to work on diesel machinery? Feel like the market is a lot like that right now. Don't ask me to explain.
[+5] u/ModeForJoe: You know what they say in the Army... "We get more done before 9am than John Fetterman get's done all year long"
[+5] u/No_Current3675: all i want is to be free and wit mad fuckin money.
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Fat shitty diaper 🥭 now threatening US if they don't cut rates, lol.
Meanwhile bols: I should buy more stonks
[+5] u/Impossible-Fun2027: I have access to Bloomberg Terminal. Now, I will lose money on steroids!
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Makes me sad there will never be another game stop. That shit swept up the entire market world. People gained more money than they ever had and then lost it all holding on over $450/share in one giant flush lmao I still remember the panic from it getting paused 4x in a row crashing all the way to $100
[+5] u/Mozart69-Nice: I'm going to have another glass of whiskey for science, let's see what happens
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Why do women get to choose when men have sex?
Shit's not fair 🙁.
[+5] u/niwmo: Since the casino does not open till Tuesday, go DONATE BLOOD. It won't cost you a dime but it'll save lives.
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: # Allan, we are so fucked.
[+5] u/Mean_Yesterday_7981: Greatest economy to ever exist
[+5] u/GarnishedWages: Welcome to the 🅱️eekend
[+5] u/College_finals: Oil can be at $200 and we will still rally
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Little secret I discovered. The BEST way to find tech jobs is to go to an Indian buffet. Has actually worked…
[+5] u/deadinsideNYC: BE (Bloom Energy) Nancy Pelosi doesnt miss
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Just put in an order for a Tesler. Plz don't hate me.
[+8] u/guccioli: I bet you $1000 Monday is flat
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Tesla drivers need to be reclassified as type R license drivers. 99% of the time they are retarded
[+6] u/HumbleWinnerrr: Being a man, there’s no other way around it. You have to deliver and make tendies. Or the world will look down on you. Is this correct?
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Why do trees get all the credit for producing oxygen, when Algae are responsible for 60% of current oxygen production?
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: WHICH GAY BAR ARE WE HITTING UP TONIGHT, boys?!! 😏😏😏
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Here, have this approximation for pi:
😎🫴3️⃣
[+6] u/McClintockC: Ah, Kentucky, the birthplace of prostitution.
And America's best fried chicken.
Coincidence? 🤔
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Omg guys MU might break 1330, I might finally leave Somalia it’s been 125 days
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: God bless the person who came up with the idea to leverage 100 shares into a contract for a premium
[+5] u/internetsoci0path: i’m starting to think the female redditors in the sub aren’t actually women
[+5] u/Vito_GYATafore: Crab cakes and wagyu steaks. Life is wonderful
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Why i feel gay with dick in butt?
[+5] u/Sea_Stand_164: YO LISTEN REGARDS, WHO IS THE BIG BOSS HERE???
[+5] u/BFox1982: Why is pilates pronounced that way and pirates isn't?
[+5] u/ZillaJe: Yo guys, I quit trading options today. See you Tuesday
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: directional options are for like a rare case where u think maybe im really really right and u put like 2% of your account into something for a little extra convexity, your primary position should never be like "a call" or even moreso "a put" lol
[+5] u/Greater_daredevil: Spy puts will do you good on tuesday
[+5] u/HeftyBox3580: Beef pad Thai for dinner tonight so our sailors
stay safe on the streets of Pattaya
[+5] u/ConflictedIntrest: Nancy sure knew about BE, always a tell tale
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Anybody want to go to the movies with me?
We can both watch a movie at the same time and look at each other via facetime.
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Make nance president she can trade and shut the fuck up the current guy can only trade but can't shut the fuck up
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: I was wondering if its some kind of miracle US is still the global reserve currency and still holding value despite Orange maniac's actions this past year. Then I realized every 1st world country on the planet all borrowed and printed like a teenager with her 1st credit card so all currencies dropped in unison
[+5] u/music_is_gud: I've been addicted to Dragonball Z figurines and have been on a buying spree recently lol u/Paul_Robert_
[+9] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Hey guys, just wanted to give you an update on my situation.
I'm in the hospital, and they said I have a bleeding ulcer, visible alopecia and my BP was 190/110
But I made $50 bucks this week, so totally worth it!
[+7] u/jmc774: It's not about making money. It's about seeing your portfolio move more than a year's salary worth in one day. In either direction. Nothing makes you feel more alive. Normies will never understand
[+7] u/Swiftnice: Looks like they are researching the possibility of creating of 0DTE options that expire hourly. I guess people here aren't losing money fast enough for market makers lol
[+7] u/jmc774: Warsh is going to pussy out. Doesn't want to piss off daddy
[+6] u/handsome_uruk: lmao Europoors will never know the feeling of being charged $7k for a 15 min doctor visit. Best part is they refuse to tell you how much it will cost. Insurance? they just refuse to pay cause they're not feeling it. Greatest country on earth 🇺🇸 🦅!!
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: Got a call at the end of today and was so worried I was getting margin called. Thankfully it was just my wife telling me she was leaving me for "wasting our retirement on a yoga pants company." Close one
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: # >!8========D!<
[+5] u/AllCapNoBrake: Most of you never got to enjoy the fine dining experience that was the Ponderosa Steakhouse and it shows.
[+5] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Pelosi bought options and stock in Bloom Energy couple weeks back at $185. It will be at $270 next week. How is this legal bro
[+5] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: “Inflation is a choice.” Say it again. Slower. Yes, let the hatred flow through you. Prices would come down if rates were high enough. We’re being systematically fucked.
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: Imagine making 7 figures then all the way back to low 6 figures mentally ill for years and i cant make my money back????? It was al luck 0 skills
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: mango hell bent on juicing the market while in office and not giving af about leaving the country in economic ruin after he leaves
[+5] u/Hellmale: Heading to the local casino again 😆
[+5] u/znightmaree: Two day face ripper into a three day holiday weekend
See you cocksuckers on Monday when futes open bigly green
:rich: :smoking:
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: The one good thing about today is that by September 16th we’ll know if our Fed Chair has a pair or if he’s just don’s personal bitch lmao
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Isn't it funny how nothing will fundamentally change over the weekend and people will buy up the stocks on Tuesday being sold off today. It's all just vibes and bullshit
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I wish the best for me
[+5] u/imustbegthequestion: Ghana jollof and goat light soup tonight. Markets cooked and so shall we!
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[+5] u/KYEEZY98: The scam economy has never been stronger. Shoutout Daejon Love
[+5] u/WalrusHonda: I kept reading it as “cybercrab” 🦀
[+5] u/Vlisa: I feel like millennials have given up on trying to experience new things. All my friends are just excited about nostalgia projects/movies. Not speaking for everyone of course, but in general.
[+9] u/ActualCSIdiot: crazy week:
AI trade is dead, nvm AI trade is back
Yen falling, nvm US buying more Yen
50% rate hike odds, nvm strong jobs report
Basically anyone with fast news made a killing and bers get killed following headlines retroactively.
RIP my poor dead bers, too many people will do anything to keep the economy from crashing
[+8] u/LostMallDoll: You're commenting on the weekend thread. You don't have a milf sending you kissy emojis nor do you have a gf. You have stage one pancreatic cancer.
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: British women? No thanks.
[+6] u/Comfortable_Mud_4477: That flood in Nepal was fucked
[+6] u/-sakuranbo: how are we supposed to enjoy labor day if we cant gamble at the casino
[+6] u/isospeedrix: TTD lays off 15% of staff, ceo said financials are good we are a sp500 company. Then later today, TTD gets removed from sp500 😆
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: If you’re short and bald, you’re fucked.
[+6] u/SquirrelFeeling7982: We need a national N word day where we grant our self a n word pass.. Soft A of course, respectfully. They can’t stop all of us. The world will be closer to peace. ✌🏿
[+5] u/Double_Watch1627: I bet 30k on a mistrial on the Lindsay trial.
I love America. Glory to God, and glory to that one guy.
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: # Aunt May in those tight jeans is the only reason I watch spiderman 🤌
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Stock analyst are full of bullshit. If they are so pro. They won't work under company 🤣🤣
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Didn't drink my couple night beers all week, slept like SHIT, boy I could have one today! but fuckit once more, WE GONNA DO IT LIIIIVE, FUCK THIS SHIT
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: 🫵🤡
You bought the top
🫵🤡
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: This is the beginning of a 4 week non stop pump
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Sydney Sweeney's bf is 17 years older than her.
That sick bastard.
[+5] u/aqjingson: Pelosi must’ve have known about bloom joining s&p smhhh
[+5] u/TrickMagnet: i thought zuck was firmly established as lizard people
[+5] u/sabatiel180: Rate cuts: We r fukd.
No rate cut: 🥭 fuks us.
Rate hike: We r fukd.
Any errors with my logic here? 🤔
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Sober, so ber, so beer, So beer? 🤔
[+5] u/skymagic: is someone crashing out about antiwork and options rn? 🍿👀
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Please end the war so oil can go down. I cannot afford to drive anywhere anymore. 😞
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Imagine marrying someone like that Lindsey Clancy chick. That type of killer isn't born overnight. Brain must be pea soup mush.
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Next week rotation to intel. Easily 120
[+5] u/Careless-Place-170: bulls will storm the capitol
[+5] u/RandyTomfoolery: I'm up like 40k-ish on some leaps, which is nice
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: All true except the cancer.
[+5] u/Careless-Place-170: spoiler - 99% of the time shit's luck
[+8] u/Any_Influence_8305: They say your money doubles every seven years in the market. Why wouldn't they just use a 7x leveraged SPY ETF, are they stupid??
[+8] u/ah-98-2014: Your Libido YTD Performance: - 50.50%
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: This thread is more dead than McConnell
[+6] u/aurorasavm: obligatory "open the casino" comment
[+6] u/thatdude845: Went to roll coal this morning in my F5000 Super Booty but the diesel prices are just insane
Thanks sleepy ☕️
[+6] u/vermilli21: Oh I’m a fucking idiot. Left my options over a three day weekend….
[+6] u/Bcider: Woke up this morning and I have extreme pain in my throat when I swallow. I ate some sus older woman’s ass in the bar bathroom last night. I really hope it’s not related but my anxiety about it is so high. Can you get crazy diseases from doing that? Do you guys think I’m overthinking it?
[+5] u/Salty-Bar-1975: You will be sex. Never give up 💪
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: People are so rude these days it's insane
[+5] u/Venice_LA: Anything more cringe than being a sneaker head in 2026? Certified unc status
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: This is only the business that has so many fucking holidays
[+5] u/i_simp_f: Why am I still always surprised by the general levels of retarded
Like you think I'd be used to it by now
[+5] u/AxemanFromMA: Bro Nancy Pelosi YOLOs BE then it gets announced it joins the S&P after. Lock her up
[+5] u/PyloPower: Inflation is a bitch, just a couple of years ago you could buy 4-5 Lululemon yoga pants with 1 Lululemon share, today you can't even buy 1.
[+5] u/zuziannka: Options god please let me SPY calls print
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: MSTR ATH in 3 months. It’s retarded but apparently bitcoin is joining gold and Apple in becoming an inflation safe haven lol
[+5] u/onDetop: BE lets go open 300 next tuesday
[+5] u/MetalExpensive4530: !banbet MU 1200 3 weeks
[+5] u/HomeHedgeFund: # MARVELL STUDIOS PRESENTS: AVENGERS: AGE OF MICRON
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: At least tag me you cuck :screech: :screech: :screech:
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: bought $10K shares today AH. sold after news for an easy $1k profit. will wait for it to dip next week and buy back in.
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: fix yourself some supper
[+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Memory and storage going back to ATHs
[+9] u/Evander85: That BE pump last week was laid out for you by Pelosi but did you listen or just complain?
[+9] u/Broad_Front7788: Imagine if men loved a family annihilator man as much as women love Lindsay Clancy
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: I just saw a gif of a 40 year old woman Ai'ing herself into the Harry Potter universe, this is driving our markets.
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: If mu pumps 2% i get liquidated.
[+7] u/No_Database748: We are in matrix this whole time
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Anyone else still in bed?
I assume we all scrolling from bed
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: I am once again, asking for the casino,
to be opened
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: \*Waves hand for Jedi mind trick\* There never was any war.
[+6] u/Exciting-Serve-2676: This has to be a teenager. $2k is a car payment at best. Who cares.
[+5] u/LivelyArid: why don't the germans just invade everyone and take over the world? are they stupid??
[+5] u/Late_Impression_7168: Life without 0DTE is nasty, brutish, and whack
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Another manchild got duct taped to an airplane seat lmao
[+5] u/CMTTrader: \*CENTCOM - U.S. Central Command forces struck three Iranian crude oil carriers, Sept. 5, after the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) launched ballistic missiles toward two U.S. Navy warships patrolling regional waters.
A U.S. aircraft carrier and guided-missile destroyer successfully evaded multiple unprovoked Iranian attacks. No American personnel were harmed.
Following Iran’s failed attacks, CENTCOM permanently disabled the IRGC crude oil carriers M/T Downy off the coast of Kharg Island and M/T Stark 1 near Jask. American forces also completely destroyed the unladen crude oil carrier M/T Kylo (also known as the “Noxen”) in the Gulf of Oman, striking the vessel in multiple critical locations to render it inoperable after the crew was directed to abandon ship.
[+5] u/TreGet234: Using MSTR stock as my savings account. Bitcoin with rocket fuel.
[+5] u/Thetagang888: don’t worry guys. he will tweet something by monday night/tues morning after they have bought the oil dip
[+5] u/SilverVikingTT: U.S. Central Command says U.S. forces struck three Iranian crude oil tankers on Sept. 5 after the IRGC launched ballistic missiles toward two U.S. Navy warships operating in the region. CENTCOM said an aircraft carrier and guided-missile destroyer evaded multiple Iranian attacks without American casualties. The strikes disabled the M/T Downy off Kharg Island and M/T Stark 1 near Jask, while the unladen M/T Kylo, also known as the Noxen, was struck at multiple critical points and rendered inoperable after its crew was ordered to abandon ship. CENTCOM described all three tankers as part of a multibillion-dollar shadow network funding the IRGC and its regional proxies. Adm. Brad Cooper said the strikes were intended to impose an economic cost on Iran for attacking U.S. warships and warned that the U.S. could target Iran's oil fleet if necessary
[+5] u/Ok_Plantain9219: $MU to 2000 is not a joke
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: What's everyone fapping to for the long weekend? I know you degens have prepped
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: should i ask the uber driver to play *pink pony club*
[+5] u/Clackamas1: So Nancy Pelosi bought 15000 shares of BE on 8/21. Nice trade. Its up from about $200 to $266 since that trade.
[+5] u/LivelyArid: reign of fire is a bad movie
change my mind
[+5] u/CCCmonster: Someday you’ll graduate to the cuck chair, it’s wsb tradition
[+5] u/volckerwasright: The only way Americans would ever riot is if our internet got taken out for 3+ days
[+9] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: Simple rule. Dont hire unattractive people to advertise your products.
[+8] u/Onnimation: USA: "Ukraine pwease stop sinking russian tankers because oil price 👉👈"
Also USA ... just sunk 3 Iranian Oil Tankers today 😂
[+8] u/Pitiful_Fox5681: Weekends are so boring. Open the casino!
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: Im convinced people just like to be poor.
If you have any patience whatsoever you can make gobs of money in the market.
Everybody wants to do it in 1 day instead of 10 years....
[+6] u/housemouse431: war back on the menu! dont worry well win the war by Sunday 6pm
[+6] u/pussy_ass_licking: Approached my neighbor and got rejected. Now it creates a very awkward situation when we see each other in the elevator
[+6] u/stupidber: In my mid-30s and my beard is finally starting to creep up my cheek. Should have a full beard by my 70's
[+6] u/Samjabr: TIL Meta's $18 Billion settlement is an absolute sham:
\- It costs META **about a week's worth of revenue**
\- They get to expense it all at once, but pay it off over 10 years
\- They get to avoid $5 Billion of the settlement unless their competitors agree to be bound by the same rules (Rules which favor META over TIKTOK as the cap on time limits excludes long-form videos - of which Tik Tok has essentially none)
\- The rules on usage time limits **exclude texting** (where most time is spent), and excludes WhatsApp
\- They were able to bundle in the Cambridge Analytica lawsuit into this settlement and no longer have to deal with that
\- They were able to keep damning evidence obtained through discovery from being released publicly - Evidence where execs literally describe their product as evil and drug-like. Evidence that shows studies that found causal links between usage and harm were buried, etc.
And all of this is after 26 State Attorneys General spent **3 years and billions of taxpayer money** on legal billing and tying up their departments resources
You do not hate your government enough.
Source: Patrick Boyle's new YouTube video.
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: USA striking multiple tankers is bullosh, right?
[+5] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Hoooly shit boys. The US is directly striking Iranian oil tankers. This thing just moved into a new kind of bullshit.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: retards r still down 6 figs in their ports but got back like 5K over the last few days. now they're talking about "im so back" "lambo time" blah blah blah. this place is one of a kind bru.
[+5] u/Onnimation: Imagine the ecological crisis of oil being spilled just alone from those 3 sunk oil tankers by US today. Seafood is prob more toxic to eat than the meat pumped with hormones and other toxic stuff we eating now 😳
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: Just in case any memory holders are unaware, Kospi does not observe North American holidays.
[+5] u/Gorgenapper: It's the long weekend, you know what that means, time for 🥭 to launch strikes
[+5] u/yeedub: iran war happening again
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: $40,000,000,000,000. What is this, a deficit for a micronation? Gotta pump those numbers to show the rest of the world who's boss.
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: My skill of buying the top and selling the bottom need to be studied.
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: If you had to pick a career to go into now, what would you pick?
[+5] u/cryptohorn: So Maria bartiromo got fired from fox because she was a 🐀 for 🥭
[+5] u/fartpooppee420: subway sweet onion chicken teriyaki footlong on italian herbs and cheese bread
[+5] u/Active-Post-5712: WULF is already getting all that anthropic paper
[+5] u/Open_Obligation_1624: INTC will be its next golden week
[+5] u/zorna0: just checked my portfolio NICE 20% up now just need a small 70% pump to go back to ath
[+5] u/bluen: What did they do to my reddit
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: I hope mem bagholders learn from july, but it seems they ran out of memory
[+5] u/Phantom400: If she did it then who is responsible or not except for her?