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[+10] u/BFox1982: Since 🥭 wants to name it Trump Strait, the Iranians should beat him to the punch and rename it Trump Gay.
[+9] u/Venice_LA: Spent 450 dollars a year for an expert substack sub, the advice or shorting NVDA and longing LULU.
How am i doing ?
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: Gold 6k eoy
As long as bessent keeps nuking the dollar
[+8] u/FartPolluter: "so, yah, high jobless numbers are good so interest rates will come down so we can throw more money at data centers"
Keven Warsh
[+7] u/Jacobpapi: Chat why are we pumping?
[+7] u/Amitriptylinekoning: +20% AMD day or I will not be happy
[+7] u/SalmonTheSalesman: And once those jobs numbers come out, We're going straight to 780
[+7] u/whyshw: Elon’s ex said it best. He doesn’t care about TSLA anymore
[+7] u/Venice_LA: Hot girls don’t wear 🇨🇦 LULU anymore, all the hot girls wear 🇺🇸 ALO
[+6] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: Never shopped at Lulu. Never even opened their website.
Just followed Burry with 100 shares thinking i was buying cheaper than he got in. GUH
[+6] u/CerebrumMortuus: muricans gonna dump it at open
[+6] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: So pissed at myself that I didn’t buy more puts on lulu. That shit is gonna die like Nike.
[+6] u/BFox1982: I thought we collectively decided that this place was better without the chat.
[+6] u/Cool_Assumption_2371: Bitcoin to 90k today
[+6] u/Ban_an_able: I hate 🌈🐻s but I hate TSLA more
[+6] u/Shijaki: there's already stories from Thai business owners complaining that the US soldiers aren't spending money like they used to and are just walking around town instead of buying drinks. lol. 9 months at sea making payments on a dodge charger at 23% apr left them broke and destitute
[+5] u/yayaya888: Good morning Vietnam
[+5] u/znightmaree: If you liked $LULU at $200, you’re going to love it at $50 :kek:
[+5] u/BerryExpress: Fridays are fucking tricky
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Sir, the masses have lost their jobs.
Ken Griffin: Right. Bring the Dom Perignon.
[+5] u/OnceALoser: I was thinking of quitting my day job after I made decent money in stocks this week. Then I bought LULU. I am so glad that I didn’t quit my day job.
[+5] u/imsolost3090: Remember that we have a 3-day weekend, do with that as you will
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: How many billions moved into spcx/tsla thinking the event last night was going to have some massive earth-shattering announcemen?
[+5] u/BFox1982: Historically bad jobs report: SPY 800
Historically good jobs report: SPY 700
[+5] u/MordorBlues: Some people just want to watch the world burn. SPY 690
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: 🌈🐻 is the kind of persons you see around you everyday screaming for attention, and always the loudest. Very insecure.
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Do flock cameras see your license plate if you drive on the other side of the road
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Memory bears will want to forget today
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Imagine thinking we'd crash before midterms
[+5] u/CharacterSell4054: Shower thought: we trust banks with our money because we think that we can get it back when we want it. What if the banks cannot afford that?
Banks may be the most legal Ponzi schemes there are.
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Crooked market (only when it goes against me lol )
[+21] u/wattap: Just remembered that burry was long LULU. Imagine shorting NVDA and going long LULU…
Delusional
Edit: delulu
[+16] u/Ifti_Freeman: 162k? Get tf outta here with these kinds of fake data.
[+15] u/avowed: How much do we want to bet the jobs report will show that it met expectations almost exactly, while revising down the previous months by considerable amounts?
[+14] u/Waiting4Reccession: Another fake jobs report boys
So many jobs out there 🤡
I got a job offer just by posting this 🤡🥭
[+13] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Friendly reminder Michael Burry was pumping up Lululemon. It's -21% in pre-market
[+10] u/Both-Employee-5874: jobs report is at 8;30am right?
[+9] u/Electronic-Advisor72: 6 min to find out if Barron had calls or puts.
[+8] u/InspectorDabbit_: 50 minutes until somebody is crying (most likely you; yes, you, the one reading this; whatever position you have is going straight to 0)
[+8] u/No_Presentation9490: women keep tabs on their exes and then regret it if one of them gets a better looking gf than them. what im trying to say is, take profits and don't care if a stock or option you took profit from "runs without you". dont be like a woman.
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: ASTS < $60 = buy
ASTS > $75 = sell
infinite money glitch
[+8] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Port went from +5% to -1% in 2 mins
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: Has to be a hike now, they have the perfect excuse
[+8] u/lightning_whirler: Prices already recovering. No rate hike for you.
[+8] u/rowinghorse7: A lot of you got Wendy's jobs recently and it shows.
[+7] u/wattap: There are people who still think that there will be a hike in september
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: just made $2500 in pre-market trading; should probably quit while i’m ahead and enjoy the 3 day weekend but that would be breaking character
[+7] u/ElderDwarf: we r back to bull MARKET
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: Hike on hike off is the new strait open strait closed
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: There is no way we had +162K payrolls. Get the fuck outta here with that fake bullshit.
[+7] u/rtp95: https://preview.redd.it/wq1skuexzhnh1.jpeg?width=4281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b09b795ba9544b6bd508f81aa3437165a7c0eca
FYI
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: wtf! why are so many of you idiots working and not sitting home on the couch unemployed losing on 0DTE's??
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Oh no, economy is doing amazing... Freak out and sell everything 🙄
[+6] u/kairepaire: They will not let the market have a single red day anymore before midterms
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Havent worked a day since may 🙂
But that doesnt mean im okay 🙃
[+6] u/Ghost_nut: Market gonna be exciting for 5 minutes at open and flat for rest of the day into the 3 day weekend
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: TSLA diving off a cliff
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Jobs data leaked. Stronger employment than expected
[+6] u/flowingwin: The fact Michael Burry made a bullish bet on LULU explains everything.
[+6] u/twostroke1: IT sends out mass email “Company wide outage due to virus, all data currently lost”
Me who clicked on the “Click here for free access to Trumps truth social insider trading posts” email about 15min ago. 👀
[+6] u/Slvrg: Did anyone order some cooked numbers? HERE THEY COME!
[+6] u/fredditf: Nonfarm Payrolls (Aug) 162K vs 55K est.
Unemployment Rate (Aug) 4.1% vs 4.1% est.
Average Hourly Earnings (MoM) (Aug) 0.3% vs 0.3% est.
[+6] u/AMadWalrus: Sorry boys, it’s all cause I’m overemployed
[+6] u/United-Dot-2814: Lmao, good news is bad news, welcome to the fucking casino motherfucker.
[+6] u/mayorolivia: More Americans are working. That is awful news
[+6] u/TowelFart: rate hike is coming all gains from yesterday are toast
[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: The year is 2030….they said AI was gonna take jobs but they keep releasing higher non farm payrolls!!
[+6] u/volckerwasright: Kooky Kevin Warsh had better not raise the interest rate! Our beautiful, strong economy has never been better, but he wants to help the RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS and throw the midterms! Everywhere I go people tell me Kevin is out of control. Who keeps hiring these people? Praise be to ALLAH
[+6] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Cooked numbers, expectable at this point
[+5] u/Ok_Rent5670: Will be selling my Lulu at market open. $3000 pissed away on a shit company, lesson learned
[+5] u/wizlanator: Red dicks coming boys
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: They’re excited? Rug them
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: WTF this market, SEMIS GREEN SEMIS RED SEMIS GREEN
[+5] u/dpatel211: I kind of liked it w/o a board
[+5] u/Poopybuttsuck: The more I learn about bitcoin, the more I dislike it. Still own 1k of it
[+5] u/L0pat0: Put credit spreads are like drawing a line in the sand and saying “the lapsing waves will never reach this point”
[+5] u/cashflow_: Reddit app was just updated. Short videos have been the trending form of content on social media for a while. Reddit decided to add a games button in their app instead of a reels button. They’re literally regarded
[+5] u/visionarymind: We’re so rich as a nation
That we can afford to pay billions to our best athletes to put on 15 kg of armour & run into each other @ full speed & later develop CTE
No other nation can do this
We are the best
Gulf of 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Lake of 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Strait of 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
🫡🗽💣🦅
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: Jobs better be well cooked
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: If enough people lost their jobs and became homeless this past month my spx 7800 calls might print
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Do you guys actually like Wendy’s?
[+5] u/sabatiel180: Lululu, I've got some apples. Lululu, you got some too.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: 49ers owner jailed ✔️
Tate jailed ✔️
🥭 jailed ✔️
But if you get arrested? Never employed again lmao!
[+5] u/Utilize3372: I want 20% mortgages
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: Inverse this chat and you’ll print money
[+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: It's all priced in and there will be no volume
Everybody loses! Yay!
[+5] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: Okay so if jobs report is good stocks go down and if it’s bad stocks go up. Nobody really cares about health of job market it’s all about what interest rates might do.
[+5] u/CJtheHermitt: Its unhealthy how my mood is dependent on the color of my port. A true regard I am.
[+5] u/visionarymind: Jobs report doesn’t matter
Dario & Sam are worth 50,000 minimum wage employees
John Apple is worth another 100,000
Who cares about people who cannot cover a $500 out of pocket emergency⁉️ I certainly don’t give a single fuk about someone that poor
SPX 8,000 EOM 🚀🚀🚀🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💣🔫🦅
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Is he stupid? He was meant to release the fake data in the opposite direction
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Economy is ripping. rate cut matters not. Earnings 🚀🚀
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Could not have gotten worse numbers for the market. What are they doing?
[+5] u/jreddit712: looks like a hike is back on the menu boys
[+5] u/niaqr: you guys are retarded we have more jobs and your upset
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Nebius died unfortunately
[+5] u/wattap: Dam, Rick santelli retiring oct 2nd
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: Quit working guys, I need my port to pump
[+5] u/scanline-wyvern: hahaha mango trumping up jobs #s crashing the market. he can't not crash this market
[+17] u/Spy300: 100k more new door dashers than expected.
[+14] u/VTI4LYFE69: Orange man would publicly execute Kevin Warsh in the south lawn of the white house if he raises rates.
You bears are stupid
[+13] u/browsk: They are counting teachers going back to work after the summer as new job hires 💀
[+13] u/GoZukkYourself: #INFLATION WOULD GO DOWN IF YOU ASSHOLES STOPPED WORKING
[+10] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: When you cook the books so hard it backfires lmaooo
[+10] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Everyone's getting jobs, so many jobs, everyone I know has multiple jobs.
[+10] u/Much-Creme1362: Oh no! People have jobs! Economy is absolutely fucked. Dump it.
[+9] u/I_like_code: Jobs report came in strong. Rate hike here we come.
[+9] u/theprodigy107: You guys still have jobs?
[+9] u/thelonewanderer333: We are down 0.2% and bulls are screaming like they had an eyeball gouged out. They're so fucking coddled.
[+9] u/whodey84: Mango in shambles. Can't believe a Biden appointed Warsh would hike. UNFAIR. Trump's economy starts in 2027
[+9] u/CouchRottington: Imposter syndrome w my lil $1.3k account. In here reading comments like hmmmmm yes indeed, rake heights 🧐🧐🧐
[+8] u/LongHealth: Electronic prices - Up
Oil prices - Up
Tariffed goods prices - Up
Electricity prices - Up
CPI - HOT
[+8] u/daddysgirl794: Rate hike odds just flipped from 40% to 60% 🤣
[+8] u/VTI4LYFE69: Bears celebrating higher interest rates
You people are disgusting freaks
[+8] u/Key_Candidate_2461: Pump or dump at open?
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao who cares about jobs. No one fucking needs to work anymore we get weekly doge checks.
[+8] u/No_Fig_7835: One hike isn’t going to do shit, all theatrics “we are going to raise by 25 basis points because we are very responsible and serious and are here to make the hard decisions”
It’s all a fucking show
[+8] u/JPM1216: market is gonna tank on open and then be like eh we rly don’t care that much… new ath coming
[+8] u/music_is_gud: 🥭 is prolly throwing ketchup bottles asking why the market is down coz he is not smart enough to know too many jobs is a bad thing
[+8] u/tropicalia84: Maybe no rate hikes - SPY +1.2%
Maybe yes rate hikes - SPY -0.2%
[+8] u/Solid-Mood9571: Market down 0.2% and everyone here turns into Burry
[+8] u/LongHealth: If you idiots would just be homeless addicts, market could’ve pumped. But noooo, look at Mr employed over here with his big boy job. Fuckers
[+8] u/st0j3: Dunno why people saying rebound or V. There’s no reason anybody is buying on Friday before a holiday weekend after that jobs report.
[+7] u/WalrusHonda: lol 🌽 heavily tied to jobs report apparently
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery
[+7] u/Either-Cook7081: how is steve jobs still making a report?
[+7] u/dmhoward843: About to lose $3k on open. Someone make me feel better
[+7] u/MrIntuition: why is a good jobs report tanking the market?
[+7] u/Bazzer82: This market should have dumped months ago. They're manipulating everything they can to prop it up in the hope that it lasts long enough until the strait opens again for whatever reason. Will they get to the finish line before it totally goes tits up though? That's the dilemma.
[+7] u/bemeda: I bought calls. Your welcome berz
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: LMFAOOOOOOO MENGO 🥭😂😂😂😂😂😂
[+7] u/Bonkers119: Yeah bro we totally added 162,000. I believe you.
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Laugh out loud funny cooked jobs report. The highest estimate was 40k lower lmao. Just a huge sudden bolus of new workers! Totally real!
[+7] u/Peeeeech: Warsh is fukt. If he doesn’t hike, his credibility will be down to 0
[+7] u/Napster-mp3: Did they accidentally include blow jobs behind Wendy’s in this report?
[+7] u/BadaBingSil: I thought you all were unemployed?
how are there more jobs tf
[+7] u/hb2xdr: I have no idea how this play out today
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Bers seething rn. They would’ve been down only 86.4% if we were red today.
[+6] u/Either-Cook7081: gotta wait for the 130k revision next month
[+6] u/MarginOfSanity: Well my calls are fucked…
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: I'll believe it's red when the market opens. Until then, this is fake
[+6] u/Cybernator1: Come on you know the drill. Friday is put day
[+6] u/Fit-Argument854: I am going homeless soon
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest
[+6] u/NotMe357: Oil is be manipulated and stock/gold is afraid of rate hike.
What the fuck do you buy in this market? Lol
[+6] u/daddysgirl794: "US jobs added almost tripled expectations, sending rate hike odds soaring." THEY COOKED THEM TOO HARD THIS TIME
[+6] u/Fickle-Edge3771: I bought puts yesterday before close
[+6] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Jobs numbers are good....that means red day gents you know the play
[+6] u/CheapHero91: wsb very bearish. Buy signal
[+6] u/MaldororHollow: knew this gay ass market could never sustain 2 straight green days
[+6] u/Jwelz90: Ahhh the Thursday low volume pump before the 3 day holiday weekend Friday dump. About as guaranteed as taxes.
[+6] u/ChainAdventurous3306: Market going to dump so hard at open. USA is now full of Wendy's worker according to job reports.
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: If the thread was back in manual mode we would be pumping again 🤷🏻♂️
[+6] u/MaldororHollow: "A stronger-than-expected increase in US jobs pushed stocks and bonds lower as traders increased bets that the Fed will raise interest rates this month."
so basically we're all just praying for mass unemployment
[+6] u/WillingnessMental731: Who cares about job report if you are unemployed
[+6] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: They gonna get you good today
[+6] u/StockB0Y: Tsla cyber cab already being investigated 🤣🤣
[+6] u/Emergency_Code_5525: pumped all week for a nothing burger whats there to moon
[+5] u/Deshen87: Big rally today, market will love the strong economy
[+5] u/Appropriate_Cat7722: Looks like everyone got a job in food service
[+5] u/Peeeeech: Damn, uber drivers ended the bull market
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: Dipshits rigged the numbers in the wrong direction
[+5] u/Karhu92930: They are part time jobs
[+5] u/lococommotion: Cashed out my puts at a -5% loss instead of -98% like it was an hour ago. Thinking of retiring 😎
[+5] u/TheFoolishNeuron: 162K jobs added in August, and June and July revised up to be positive
insane numbers, especially when you can you can make stuff up
[+5] u/solidsneeze: "that number is too big, sir. Sure you want that?"
[+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Peace deal would launch us out of the Solar System
[+5] u/LongHealth: If they prop up the market today, use it to buy puts for CPI.
There is literally nothing that hasn’t gone up in price.
[+5] u/Rexultdis: Flash crash by open lol
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Why are Trump cronies this retarded!!! You could have put up bad numbers and gotten exactly what they wanted :cry:
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: oh we're still doing this dumb thing where we pretend jobs numbers matter and the fed is going to start a hiking cycle? sad
[+5] u/LeftBullTesty: Going to have me some breakfast. I’ll be back at 12:30PM
REMINDER FOR SPY TRADERS.
We are in a turbulent moment in the market going into Labor Day weekend. This morning appears bearish, so stay away from calls until the skies clear.
Your best option here is to wait it out. If you must gamble, then stick to puts until noon. Once noon arrives scalp calls until the final bell.
anticipate crazy price action going into the last few hours of trading today. Things will take an unexpected turn.
Godspeed.
[+5] u/Zotrix: OIL UP - JOBS UP - RATE UP - STOCK DOWN!!! 🩸🩸🩸🩸
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: Oh no! There are too many jobs. Everybody sell oil! Nobody uses energy at a job.
[+5] u/LongHealth: Even the bulls here know CPI is coming in hot.
They saw their beef prices, gas prices, electricity prices, and everything else rocketing.
Stop being delusional.
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # MANGO TRYING HAAAAAAARD TO PROP UP THE MARKET LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANGO 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
[+5] u/NakedPatrick: I guarantee the us government is trying to manipulate the yields rn through oil/dollar/yen
[+5] u/ChainAdventurous3306: Economy is cooked. USA is now full of waiters as jobs lol
[+5] u/aupperk24: Because everyone's going puts, I'll buy calls. Bear trap
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Imma talk to God through a sugar high
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: Tech already green
Bears FOOKED
[+5] u/_Kenway: 99% of dudes here are just small brain trendfollowers. FACTS
[+5] u/bong_fu_tzu: Ai capex has literally drained liquidity markets for years to come
[+5] u/drapplebottomjeans: I can't wait to lose or gain money so fast on spy 0dtes
[+5] u/financiallythriving: I’m at the strait and it’s open
[+5] u/music_is_gud: This thing is dumping hard at open
[+5] u/Olorin444: Bers 10 minutes from now: "B...b...but job report!"
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: Now watch this drive
[+5] u/aurorasavm: I have a job - but all my coworkers are SO fckng stupid. It's frankly mind-boggling how the company stays afloat.
[+5] u/justarandumthrowaway: rip gold throw it all in the trash 🗑️
[+5] u/Pantheon-Capital: straight dump at open.
[+5] u/RandyMagnum__: Calls or puts on spy at open
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Stock market is backed the full faith and credit of the United States Government
[+5] u/hiddencrustysock: Well, I think NIO is the last time I play with Chinese bullshit
[+5] u/Prestigious_Mail_427: I have $122,000 in PL calls. Oh my god
[+5] u/Such_Coin: Live cattle mooooning...
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Lots of Ber hate on the feed. You know what that means next. 🩸
[+5] u/Careless-Place-170: Puts on reddit this chat widget thing is so scuffed
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Just unloaded about 5lbs
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: LULU needs to go to zero
[+5] u/Brilliant-Rice-5596: Open the fucking strait
[+5] u/SoullessGinger666: Because rate hike you regard.
[+12] u/br0botic: TRUMP: A STRONG COUNTRY MEANS A LOWER INTEREST RATE - IT’S A BETTER CREDIT…Very simple!
That’s not how it works my guy
[+9] u/TopDog_Investor: If MU goes above $1005 i buy everyone COCAINE!!!!!
[+8] u/SteakEater137: **Trump tells Fed to slash rates or he’ll end trade with countries with U.S. surpluses**
There's so much wrong with this statement I dont know where to begin. How did we get here?
[+8] u/SteakEater137: Man what the fuck do you even do as a safe bet in this market?
Broad market is focused around AI spending from unprofitable companies with negative ROI.
Oil is manipulated to shit so can drop on a whim like today despite bad news.
Gold apparently has a heart attack and dies at the concept of a 0.25% rate hike despite massive inflation.
Consumer spending is garbage so thats not a safe haven at all.
Inflation kills cash, and bonds keep falling in value on top of that.
Then the retard in chief can randomly shitpost massive trade or policy changes that can screw over individual sectors separate from all that while on the toilet
[+7] u/Bravadette: Bars & Restaurants: 59,000 jobs.
Local Government Education: 42,000 jobs ( teachers and staff returned for the school year)
We r fuk
[+7] u/ElkForsaken6833: 162k jobs. They think we are retarded.
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: you want to know how to make the holiday even longer? buy puts at 3:59PM and hold over the weekend
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: The only day im shorting mu 15x it decides to pump +4%. Bruh
[+6] u/No_Current3675: gettin paid a full salary to shitpost n watch youtube mayn
[+6] u/traderbusto: “The admin’s policies are working!” -the Admin
[+6] u/TopDog_Investor: JENSEN WALKING IN CASINO WITH LEATHER JACKET!!!!
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: Man being a stock analyst gotta be the easiest job in history throw a dart at a price target board and if you’re wrong say oopsy
[+6] u/TopDog_Investor: I'm out fuck today's market its gay
[+6] u/No_Photograph7969: Our 401ks unfortunately
[+5] u/madsdawud: What seasoning are they using to cook that jobs report?
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Hahahaah. Bers lost AGAIN
[+5] u/Thetagang888: BREAK OUT MU
BREAK OUT AND FLY MY LITTLE ONE
[+5] u/GaiusMarius7Times: This is annoying. I've already avg'd everything down I can.
[+5] u/Thetagang888: orange man going buckwild again
[+5] u/tessie_trades: MU puts were not the play . Obliterated
Whoever hyped Uipath calls should be ashamed
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: This is the most retarded market
[+5] u/thatsokwithmetoday: SPY going green is inevitable
[+5] u/powerboner: I buy calls, it crashes, I buy puts, it keeps going up. Someone inside info me pls
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA went to 230 & bears loaded puts like crazy
But NVDA was in no mood to pull back this time
[+5] u/buylowselllower420: This is one of those days im gonna look back on wishing i sold
[+5] u/bubblegum-rose: The market decided that we should all join hands and close our eyes and pretend that Hormuz is open now
[+5] u/big-baller-47: Freak the fuck out and pamp MU to 1200
[+5] u/TheCheez-It: We can't store all of the porn at current memory levels. Bullish.
[+5] u/Cav829: Calls on Mango bankrupting another casino.
[+5] u/enc-nyc: SPY -.19%. It's all over.
[+5] u/TheCheez-It: Cutting off trade with every country we have a deficit with would be a big problem. He's probably serious.
[+5] u/Competitive-Wall3124: Yeah puts are free money here
[+5] u/TheGamingGallifreyan: I'm down thousands. I keep buying calls and keep losing money....
[+5] u/stonksncardboard: They are going to hike rates, aren't they
[+5] u/Empty-Policy-8496: ILY $MU will never short you again
[+5] u/darth_scion: The CEO of SPY just announced that he is gey
[+5] u/Bapu_: we are adding too many jobs, jobs are bad
need people to be unemployed for stock market to go up
[+5] u/zorna0: ORANGE WILL STOP TRADING WITH MAJOR ECONOMIES
\>spy -0.27 LMAOOOOOO
[+5] u/YoDooley: Lulu is going to end up a Kohls brand
[+5] u/Cra_Sh10: Another fake pump until job reports and then rugpull just like fed speech?
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: If September ends up being a pump month I'm going to inverse financial news forever.
I heard a conspiracy here that analysts and hedge funds say the opposite of what they are doing. They say they are bullish on Bloomberg to the masses and then go back to the office and sell high. They say they are bearish and then buy cheap.
[+5] u/B-Jaxon: Premarket is so fake
[+5] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: What's the rate hike news guys?
[+5] u/Whole_Tea_4383: good riddance santilli is retiring. CNBC is healing
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: u need a hot cpi for them to entertain a hike, jobs are not the focus rn at all
[+5] u/Slooogan: Pre market dump so calls
[+5] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: Yes, high number of jobs because Uber, door dash and GrubHub can just declare any number of vacancies. Hey, why not just say 1 million new jobs?
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: Let me guess, everyone is employed again which is bearish
[+5] u/mousepop321: # I’m buying so many calls at open LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: For this reason we pump
[+5] u/Buydipstothemoon: It's 2026. You expect sense in markets ? The era of logic is over. AI bot trading pumps the shit that's all.
[+21] u/Quirky-Watch5652: Trump: "CUT THE RATES OR I'LL FUCK EVERYTHING UP MORE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY RETARD SHIT!"
fuck all the retards that voted in their retard
[+11] u/thatsmymayo: Mango is such a fucking moron. Lower rates or I stop trading with our allies? Wtf kind of stupid ass I'm taking myself hostage type of threat is that
[+10] u/I_killed_the_kraken: # I DEMAND LESS JOBS SO THE STOCK MARKET CAN GO UP!
https://preview.redd.it/ljt1rm0hoinh1.png?width=1070&format=png&auto=webp&s=eeae297b1d767b16af1d91ded1ed27149ba1d914
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[+8] u/drbigtoe: Mango retard is threatening the federal reserve members for not lowering rates lmao
[+8] u/hylian_prince: They overcooked the job numbers and inflation is likely to be high in CPI report
Therefore Warsh will be much more likely to do a rate hike in September
[+8] u/synthetic350: “Among the sectors that saw job growth during the month, employment at restaurants and bars rose by 59,000, while the local government education sector gained 42,000 as teachers returned to school.”
Cool, so all the tech people who got laid off can go work at a restaurant or work as a teacher.
WHAT A STRONG LABOR MARKET SURELY NOT A RECESSION INCOMING
[+7] u/FLRugDealer: 🥭: “Lower the interest rate or I will really fuck shit up!”
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: "software stocks selling off due to rising AI costs in the sector"
This is the dumbest fucking shit I've read yet 😂😂😂
[+7] u/cow_grass: Tesla just needs to get fully delisted. Its whats best for the well being of the market
[+7] u/I_work_too_much: I gotta say, this shit is extremely retarded. What a fucking stupid week.
[+7] u/Turd_burglar76: I hope 🥭 follows through to stop trading with other countries. That would be comical. The guy has lost his mind…
[+7] u/hylian_prince: I’m unemployed in the greatest economy in the history of economies
[+7] u/MrNo_Balls: Let's hypothetically say I had 100% of my networth invested in Yoga pants and leggings. How fucked would I be, hypothetically?
[+6] u/Grade_Potential: which one of you bought g p r o at $2?
[+6] u/unarmed_fish: Im gay now fuck this shit
[+6] u/iMonterenfleche: Bought calls at the top 🤡
[+6] u/guccioli: Why do people keep bringing up michael burry. You guys know he’s just a character in a movie right? That didn’t really happen
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: Threatening embargos over rate cuts was not on my retarded bingo
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: Life was simpler when I didn't know about stock trading.
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: The worst thing about stock trading is waiting for the V.
[+6] u/cow_grass: Is the tesla ponzi cult about to finally near its end 🤔
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Well, Warsh getting pressure from the orange guy. Crazybshit.
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Never ever trust a woman who smokes marijuana regularly
[+6] u/Drainsbrains: I love those bs reports. Unemployment down, but so are wages also everything else is 20-40% more expensive
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: 🥭 ruins everything he touches.
[+6] u/LawngClaw17: Waiting for the Friday dump
[+6] u/WalkIndividual5122: 10000% tariffs on the fed
[+5] u/Bam2458: THOUSANDS OF JOBS! THOUSANDS OF (part time minimum wage) JOBS!
[+5] u/grandfatherdog: These bags wouldn't be so fucking heavy if they just put SNDK in DRAM. It's all memory, just play nice together.
[+5] u/liquidtv78: According to my trade log, 76% of the time I am wrong 100% of the time
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: shrek dick randomly gonna hit and kill all the bers
[+5] u/EpsteinDrive400: Man for 2-3 weeks now. Simply sell in the morning ~15-30min after open. Buy later in the day. Repeat.
Now my regarded self will try it next week and we'll fucking Shrek dick to mount everest
[+5] u/Careless-Ad-2400: it fucking over, spy 750 today
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Got myself loto SNDK puts just before the pump, let’s go I am a moron let’s go
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: TRUMP: GLOBAL TRADE EMBARGO
ME:CHECKS BINGO CARD
ME: NOT ON MY BINGO CARD
ME: CHECKS PORTFOLIO
ME: PORTFOLIO DOWN -50%
[+5] u/Dependent-Goose8240: Lmao I held SNDK 1670c and sold at open for a measly 150% gain. They're at 1500% gain now. Fuck me
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Sndk doesn’t even follow mu anymore huh, it doesn’t follow market either. It only goes up forever
[+5] u/TheDiplomat82: The Internet has turned into a Rage Bait Generator.
All content follows the same pattern on every single platform. Say something to piss others off to generate interaction and views.
What's worse is most of it is AI slop or staged.
[+5] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: Warsh headed to gitmo for re education spa this weekend
[+5] u/guccioli: They got the vaccines, next R goal: abolish the fed!!1
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Imagine this economy with a competent president
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: Somebody turn easy mode back on right **NOW**
[+5] u/harryburton420: everyone panic right now
[+5] u/manatee_strike_force: cant even sustain a 2 day pump, this market is fucked until mango is gone
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Two5725: Break $769 you bastard
[+5] u/kemar7856: Burry losing on his longs and shorts lmao
[+5] u/hylian_prince: Why are teachers going back to school considered new employment
[+5] u/doomedtocrumble: Maga mfs go to bed every night so thankful that trans mfs cant take a shit in a public bathroom and that trump has made gas cheaper compared to the 1 week under biden it was expensive
[+5] u/ilikemgs: V stepped into the crowd???
[+5] u/Unlikely-Run-400: SPY 780 today. Let’s gooo
[+5] u/theJimmybob: You know what to do:
When asked about $IREN Cramer said, “If you’re going to do neoclouds, the only one I like is $CRWV"
[+5] u/A55BAG: alcohol stocks going down, sports brand stocks going down, fastfood stocks going down, videogame stocks going down. WTF are people even doing anymore?!
[+5] u/StophJS: I think we're getting a rate hike and the market is in denial. Rate hikes are a thing that can happen
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Somebody blocked me :rich: i win by default
[+5] u/h8beinsober08: If you think you are fucked....just go full retard and win
[+5] u/StrangeInsanity: Tesla adding an entire Uber size market cap in 10 days based on a fucking robotaxi showcase without any details is ridiculous. As if $1.4 trilly on an already inflated stock wasn’t enough
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Watching Bloomberg tv. These guys are just as regarded as we are.
[+5] u/PhoKingWild: Well the semi dump I expected is not happening. Yet.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Just woke up and shit is DRILLIN just as I predicted LMAO🤌
[+5] u/internetsoci0path: shorting Palantir makes me feel like a modern day martyr... but like im not sacrificing anything because I'm making money
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: These tweets are legitimately insane 😂
[+5] u/warvold7: Guys does Mu break 1k or sell off?
[+5] u/remilk123: Septembear? Septembull :pepetrump:
[+5] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: sold my sndk to raise cash
[+5] u/UnpopularOpinion271k: whoever reads this is gay
[+9] u/FunCommand6604: Lol Made 3k earlier in the week, lost 6k today. I'm the best trader ever.
[+9] u/UnkleSambo: Puts. I’m going broke today
[+7] u/YTLupo: Jane Street Gasping For breath after my fills LMAO
[+7] u/Metal-Water: I wish I could stop trading for a few months and enjoy life
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: Jobs report being 2X-3X expectations means that it is sus as hell, especially right now with big local elections going on. I suspect it is one of the following:
1. straight up lie. Unlikely since this is the most honorable and respected administration in living memory
2. They are counting AI agents in the jobs reports now.
3. These are not "new" jobs, just people working additional part time side hustles to cover groceries. Which is likely turning other people's full-time jobs into part-time jobs
4. The report was completely generated by AI when someone told to to make a "beautiful" and "wonderful" jobs report
5. They are counting jobs the same way that T-Diddy use to calculate his wealth, which under deposition, was "mostly based on feelings"
[+7] u/RjBloxks: I chose a position and the algos decide to dump millions of dollars into the market to take my measly thousand dollars
[+7] u/Dysbit: Holy shit my 1000 Mu call was supposed to be a joke
[+7] u/ernestomn98: SEMIS ARE BACK ON THE MENU THANK GOD
[+6] u/Sick0h: My mortgage company MUST CUT THE RATES!! Big additions, new pool, home theater upgrade, AND SO MUCH MORE if they just did the right thing! If they do not, I will be discontinuing my purchases of all European chocolate! Thank you for your attention on this matter.
[+6] u/Sea_Stand_164: WHERE IS MY FUCKIN V???
[+6] u/Sellasbuyoutorbust: Up $5,000 for the day. Cashed out. I think I'm done. Don't want to hold anything over the long weekend for peace of mind.
[+6] u/Boheed: TSLA carrying its prolapsed asshole around like a dog carrying its own leash
[+5] u/Sea_Stand_164: WTF, HOW AM I GOING TO HOLD ALL THESE BAGS THROUGH THE LONG WEEKEND FUCKERS?
[+5] u/TreGet234: We have officially been in theta hell for an entire month now.
[+5] u/JackfruitCapital4132: I’m up for the day I’m out
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: My port is doing the V but /\
[+5] u/GildedWarrior: Dude mentioned 🍉's up his ass and the spy started going down 😂
[+5] u/ez399017: I should probably sell my MU 1000 calls but I think I’m gonna be greedy
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: Looks like 🥭 is starting to grapple with the reality that the Iran thing isn’t really winnable without incurring a much much greater cost and we are nearing a breaking point
Does that mean 🌮 or something desperate and catastrophic?
China is ramping up pressure too.. worrisome.
[+5] u/MischievousDoor: Yeah great day today guys
https://preview.redd.it/qgxytw6i8jnh1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dfb45e41d897b01113aab4d2cb49e449019d428
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: Nice! Rotation back into semis .... I needed that :)
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Excited for my micron job! You may want to sell your gambles before I get to work! I'm a terrible worker
[+5] u/I_am_short_so_long: September looks bad for stocks, calls. Just this easy.
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: 🚨Breaking News: Burry is now bullish, freak out and panic sell everything!
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Asses are at half mast today in honor of LULU
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: first move is fake right? guys?
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Want to hear a joke?
#WALLER RALLY
🤣
[+5] u/2Hosslovescash: NBIS $195 P at open.
[+5] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: My tummy is full from breakfast. **Now open the damn casino**
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: Fake news, no jobs, war crimes and a rigged economy. America is back!
[+5] u/Valuable_Jackfruit91: We are skyrocketing in 2 minutes who is riding along ? 🔥🚀
[+5] u/Hussle_Crowe: This market is completely unhinged
[+5] u/RixiasThreeSizes: Yesterday software pump, today is semis pump. Every day a new scheduled pump, how exciting.
[+5] u/Skilledthunder: Lol at the instant sells on MU at 999.99. Wish i could see the full sell wall at 1000
[+5] u/PossibleMammoth9749: damn i sold MU at 980
[+5] u/AngelNotFound4444: MU at 1000 that's a sexy number to see! Waiter!! Give me 1100 now
[+5] u/bringkiteback: Greedy bulls don’t know I’m manifesting a dump
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: don't let ber screw with our $1k MU
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: I AM BOMBARDED BY IVERMECTION ADS ON MANGO SOCIAL LMAO
[+5] u/Straight-Annual8687: I can't wait for AI to replace politicians and lawyers
[+5] u/Lit773: MARKET NEEDS A FUCKIN XANAX
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: MMs are filthy shit eating sewage rats
[+5] u/eltuna3636: “If you don’t lower rates in an already inflationary environment (that I have caused) I will purposefully make inflation 10x worse and tank our economy”
I don’t even know how the fed could respond to something like that
[+5] u/killainvest: I sold. Here comes the V
[+5] u/CobblerInternal2703: woke up, saw SNDK ripping, full ported SNDQ. I'm either going to end the day in the psych ward or the lambo dealership...
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Rates are definitely going up and now more so that 🥭 directly called out the fed like a dumb fuck
[+5] u/UnattendedBaggage: Sold my 773 puts early but nice gains bought spy calls early and destroyed my gains
[+5] u/NewJuan01: You guys do understand if Nvidia were to collapse, we wouldn’t have to worry about a recession. We wouldn’t even need money any more because our economy would cease to exist. Praise Nvidia
[+8] u/PulIthEld: 6 figure port, up $22 today.
[+7] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Mango posting truly WSB degen stuff.
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Did he really tell the Fed to slash rates or he'll end trade with countries lol wtf
[+6] u/Leading_Form_8485: 100% 🥭 gonna attack after market close.
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: think im done trading lol, every move I've made has been wrong lol
[+6] u/Thin_Cat8817: At what point do we consider the idea that 🥭 is an economic terrorist and holding the economy hostage to secure his rate delusions? NO TRADE UNLESS I GET MY CUTS
[+6] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: MMs fake pumping to lure in innocent beautiful bulls. It should be illegal to fool bulls
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Lindsay Clancy ending is a mistrial
Bruh
[+6] u/GMEThrowaway2: I am surprised this isn’t tanking more. Threatening the independence of the fed by saying you’ll tank the global economy if they don’t do what you say seems to skate the lines of what I expect the market to tolerate from the world-leading democracy. But I am broke from buying puts so don’t listen to me. Glad I am too poor for buying currently because it feels like a house of cards
[+6] u/Swiftnice: 🥭 is going to do something big with Iran this weekend since he has 3 days with the market closed and he hasn't responded to Iran's last attack which never happens.
[+6] u/Ble_h: Can someone please give TACO a fake phone?
[+5] u/CaptCookbook: Inverse Sieg Heil on the TSLA chart.
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: BRO WTF IS THIS SHIT ITS FUCKING RIGGED
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: The fed better lower interest rates OR ELSE I will hurt myself!!!😤 -DJT
[+5] u/Mobbin: Fuck it, SNDK to 1800 today.
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: bers:
https://preview.redd.it/e86t1jxdbjnh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=96c45a8d3a69b6307c3762c5f3c86d110d7944b9
[+5] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: Can a brotha get some downvotes. It strengthens my thesis.
[+5] u/whatislifebruh: 3 day weekend of uncertainty. See you at SPY 766 EOD.
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Allegedly 👁️ ran has launched anti ship missiles at the STS in the hormussy and is also launching surprise missile attacks on bases in Jordan. Currently unconfirmed but there's video leaking out :hug: buckle up
[+5] u/TitaniumSand88: Nuked my account, at work. 5 minutes away from cannabis dispensary, about to get so high I forget.
[+5] u/zlordbeats: what a shit day to trade
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: It's so fucking over again
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Mango threw a taper tantrum this morning...LMAO
[+5] u/abramoam1: Idc what anyone says, I’m crying in the casino until I bleed green
[+5] u/Additional_Bar_2462: Some shit is gonna happen
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Bloomberg mobile terminal, sell to retail scrubs, profit 🤝
[+5] u/YOLOdollhair: No way we're holding these levels today.
[+5] u/kingRegard7: Was there a leak? Why red candle
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Hear me out: LuluAI.
[+5] u/derprondo: The boot licker gourds apparently are convinced that hyper scale data centers don’t make your electric rates increase and that sentiment is all propaganda by the Chinese government. LMAO you can’t make this shit up. Yeah buddy sure that data center that uses more power than half the state isn’t going to cause your rates to increase.
[+5] u/Kobe_Fan: Yeesh overcooked those the wrong way bulls
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Will be revised down to -22000 next month.
[+5] u/Samjabr: lmfao, dumped my calls at breakeven, then they start mooning.
Classic Me
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: wow it was another bull trap, what number is this one in the last month? 50?
[+5] u/poutinetrough: out here riskin over 1k to cash in on $25 lol
[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: I think it's really important that you all consider
*Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn*
[+5] u/PermissionJealous814: 1000 mu! Not a joke!!
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: If yall could stop selling the stuff im invested in thatd be great
[+5] u/Consistent-Kale-8776: the pump before the long weekend = dump
[+5] u/derprondo: I have a perfectly optimized 0% growth portfolio. No matter what it just stays the same lol, either half my stocks are up and the others are down, or they're all in sync but down one day and back up the next day the same amount.
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: How is nvda this green but qqq is red
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Anyone else notice that whenever we get a down day it doesn’t go down NEARLY as fast as when it goes up?!
[+5] u/maomaocat: SPX 7750 at least by close at this rate
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: These past two weeks I have probably been a top50 worst trader in the world
[+5] u/TheMangoWorshipper: Just give us the recession already I need a house for 200k again
[+5] u/IAMAHOOKWORM: "Iran’s first vice president says the US has changed Tehran’s calculations, warning its response to US attacks will be “asymmetrical” and “multi-layered”."
Iran to publish the unredacted Epstein files lol
[+5] u/Thin_Cat8817: 🥭: "cut rates or I'll fuck our economy even more" is a crazy threat.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: These idiots are driving this clown car straight off a cliff
[+5] u/Leading_Form_8485: I just want $30 profit for doordash order
[+10] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: I say this with all due respect: this market is retarded
[+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: Just saw 🥭threatened to stop trade if we don’t lower rates. Guy is going to turn us into Venezuela at this point.
[+8] u/AdIcy3141: lmao i bought calls at the top for NVDA today ands puts at the bottom lol
[+8] u/BagholderForLyfe: Imagine having a mil in your port. Goes up 2% and it's already 20k.
[+8] u/nyse25: Getting head from a robot call that AI slop
[+7] u/yourgirl696969: 🥭 definitely attacking after market close lmao
[+7] u/Lord-Destro: I HATE THE STOCK MARKET IM DONE WITH IT. Liquidating all and putting into a savings accounts. FUCK SPY
[+7] u/zslszh: You’re telling me people don’t want to pay $120 for yoga pants?
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Trump removing more food regulation as food borne illness rises is fucking hilarious ngl. long food poisoning medicine
[+7] u/TalentedArchitect: 770 playing hall of fame defense
[+6] u/__pickle_rick: Honestly, the USA had a pretty decent 250 year run. For a brief moment in history, we created a LOT of shareholder value.
[+6] u/JoeSimps123: Tips for 0dte: entry is the most important. Try to go with the flow of the day, not against it. set a 30% stop loss / trailing stop loss. Let winners run.
[+6] u/dabblesest: This shit about to dump so hard.
(Please inverse me Mr market 🙏)
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: There is the GOOGL we know, useless piece of shit.
[+6] u/Personal_Score7793: FUCK THIS MARKET BRO
[+6] u/Axwe8: # lmao how did we get from **TARIFFS** to **EMBARGOS** 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+6] u/GurHot8359: Axios to the rescue :O
[+6] u/kumako10: I could have lost $11k but I only lost $5k. I call that a win
[+5] u/Personal_Score7793: Shit pisses me off. We pump for no reason.
[+5] u/Stonkies4tendies: Everyone freak the fuck out
[+5] u/Jdom666: loaded up more calls flat eod ez money
[+5] u/Trustable_lad: I am fucked holy fuck I hate this. I hate this. aghhhhhh
[+5] u/31andnotdone: who wants to hold my hand as we go under 7700 🫴🏻
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Pick your poison- Mass Unemployment + ATH indexes vs Low Unemployment + Indexes goes nowhere/theta
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: 0 dte chasers punished once again lmao
[+5] u/rygypi: just waiting for something to happen
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Whats it gonna take to get a move out of this range
[+5] u/commanderchurro: spx end green? how delulu?
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: I'm going full retard and holding over the weekend
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: I switched to watching grass grow, to add a little excitement to my day… Holy fuck
[+5] u/zuziannka: Going on a date with a Spanish chick
This is what she sent
Mis servicios: 69, posición a cuatro patas, felación, garganta profunda, penetración vaginal, eyaculación facial u oral, masaje erótico, lencería, juguetes sexuales, anal.
30 minutos: 50 €
1 hora: 100 €
2 horas: 150 €
3 horas: 250 €
Noche completa: 400 €
Fotos y vídeos eróticos: 50 €
What does it mean?
[+5] u/ryzetard: jobs report in 50 mins eh?
[+5] u/DecisionPerfect3858: I should have sold my TSLA calls I was up 500% and now down -90% at the open
[+5] u/RigatoniPastaRobert: I forgot to warn yall, I bought calls on SPX
[+5] u/noobletato: Oil spiking. VIX spiking. This may be the real dump
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: warsh gave it to me without lube
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: No rate hikes, bears are fucking stupid. Putting my money where my mouth is.
SPX 7750c 10/1 expiry
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: rip everyone now offically knows about september always being red so now it’s gonna be different and trump will start saying nice shit during september to fuck everyone that’s short and short wheeze the fuck out of them bear
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Hock tan spit on that thang!
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: 🥭 just posted: LOWER THE INTEREST RATES OR I WILL STOP TRADING WITH COUNTRIES THAT WE HAVE TRADE DEFICIT
(all caps his, not my idea)
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Puts are so dog shit without VIX
[+5] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Memory bears got the Lindsey Clancy’s children treatment today
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Not complaining but how is rate hike bullish for semi out of everything wtf
[+5] u/DarkR124: Fuckkkk I sold my TSLA puts way too early lmao. Could have been my best play last three months.
[+5] u/ieatbreqd: I was up 80% this morning, Didnt sell when it went flat. EXPECTING the market to correct the dump. Down 66% now
[+5] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: Here comes barak o’axios again
[+5] u/GurHot8359: we would have flying cars
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Most of the good stocks are pumping if you’re red today you were never gonna make it
[+5] u/Zerkron: Sold my IREN calls, 2k to 10.6k in a week
[+5] u/After_Win_5716: what the fuck is goin on
[+13] u/Brilliant_Project923: Truly, the most disgusting market I’ve ever seen in my goddamn life. Donald Trump is the biggest piece of fucking shit who destroys literally everything he touches. Fuck him and fuck everybody else that enabled him to wipe his ass with our institutions.
[+11] u/Main_Ad3943: the pre weekend sell off we are all expecting will probably all happen in the last minute and no one will actually be able to react to it
[+10] u/Amazing_Tangelo_4959: THE WAY THIS MARKET MOVES I AM CONVINCED THAT MANGO WANTS US BROKE AND POOR
[+9] u/thrwawy1738: we need the sour hour of all sour hours starting NOW
[+8] u/chandler2020: either pump or drill what is this shit. everyone getting fuckedd
[+7] u/glizzler: No FUCKING way this goes flat into a long weekend.
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: flatter than elliot page
[+7] u/HarHoneyBun: Here come the MMs running the math on how they fuck us the most in the last half hour
[+7] u/Amazing_Tangelo_4959: spy is definetly a cuck for the fed and MM
[+5] u/Careful-Weight-702: Everytime I buy puts this fat fucking retard 🥭 appears on tv and starts fucking pumping the market
[+5] u/Enjzey: 🥭 created 1 war, i have created 0, i deserve a Nobel price
[+5] u/JonFrost: Trump is so insanely retarded
[+5] u/yaboy778899: How much money did you retards lose this week?
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Wasn’t expecting a bloodbath but thought there might be more caution going into a long weekend. However, as usual, I am proven wrong.
[+5] u/SuffiecientSapian: Out of options till after Fed meeting. Commander and retard is too fucking unstable to trust any competent action
[+5] u/JuneauMori: QQQ lost ALL overnight gains
[+5] u/sylphvanas: Just jizzed in my boss’s covfefe
[+5] u/Ayydeeez: Dump looks fake except for TESLA. They’re going to get their shit rocked at open
[+5] u/Itry31: Is semis about to break out?
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: I've risked like 6k to make $7. Welcome to the club brother
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: 🥭 threatens to stop trading with countries that have a trade deficit unless the Fed cuts rates
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[+5] u/birdingsince88: What’s driving the MU rally boys? Soz at work
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: One of those days to just sit and watch
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Shorting the fuck out of memory
[+5] u/tldamico: SPY hitting 772 today?
[+5] u/Long_Exchange_7347: Guys there’s still 27 minutes to recover right guys 🥹…. Guys? 🥹
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: Who lost their ass today
[+5] u/Kung-FuPikachu: I just need tsla to get to 355 can’t be that hard
[+5] u/Positive-Ad84: whos ready to see trump bomb iran today? :pepetrump:
[+10] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Homosexual shit going on in this market
[+6] u/Successful_Car1670: Pencils down. Everyone’s retarded
[+6] u/geddyclaus: I’ve got a long line of USS Lincoln soldiers to service
[+5] u/Fit-Frosting-7144: I risked $800 to make $20. I belong here 😎
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: All I ask is btc keeps drilling to restore balance to the world. Saylor needs to suffer.
[+5] u/Ok_Plantain9219: Watch me turn $800 to 10k with $MU
[+5] u/peopeopeopeo10: SECONDS after I sell SNDK it pumps 😭😭😭 I am the main retard
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: y'all told me micron was going bankrupt
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Tried to warn you guys this morning. Just imagine the drop when rate hike is announced
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: I work at a non farm. We raise our nons humanely, free range, top quality feed. Our nons are the best quality nons.
[+5] u/Eric142: Looking like a -1.2% kinda day
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Retarded MMs wanna play that game?
I’m switching from AAPL calls into MU calls
[+5] u/TightLifeguard3293: puts were so obvious
[+5] u/Illimited_Esoterica: On a scale of 1 to Musked how funny did you think it was that Tesla tried to launch their retard taxi that hasn't posed the autonomous benchmarking and isn't street legal? I'm giving it a full Musk.
[+5] u/SpaceXBear: Iran just shot more missles lol
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: soooo are we going to put tarrifs on the Fed or just specially Kevin Warshe.
I dont really like people named Kevin, so I would be okay with just putting a tariff on him specifically.
[+5] u/Competitive_Mix8330: When you’re just happy to see a -70% instead of a -99% a few minutes ago 😮*💨co*pe
[+5] u/radioref: I'd like to point out that SNDK has had 32 days this year with a move +/- 10%
22x +10% days
12x -10% days
Fucking wild.
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: SPY forming a double bottom big titties pattern on the 5 minute
[+5] u/spendology: Wait for 🥭 big trade embargo for countries with where US has trade deficit 10-dimensional, probabilistic quantum chess. 🤓