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[+16] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Some of you are the type of people to find a hidden camera in your bathroom and instead of reporting it, you put it back to not feel so alone
[+14] u/go-to-the-gym: What's the point of becoming a billionaire if Ohio trailer park pussy is peak?
[+12] u/Groundbreaking-Gap20: NVDA gonna absolutely smash earnings.
Then just like clockwork, watch this thing dump to $190 by Friday 😂
[+9] u/PurpleKush69420: ## REMINDER TO SLACK OFF AT WORK
[+7] u/hb2xdr: Face ripper day
Nvda 245 after earnings
[+7] u/ITeachYourKidz: My neck, my back, my portfolio sucks ass
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: This is the exact same shit 🌽 did in 2022. That 25% bull trap pump before it fucking ripped lower another 60% in less than two months.
[+5] u/DistributionMany6335: There's no cure for my insomnia
[+5] u/yehudz: Top of the morning degens, what’s options are you buying today
[+5] u/xeemyy: There's a new popular challenge and trend in Spain: take a shit in a waterpark pool and record the police arriving and evacuating the place. People even bring shit from home in a plastic bag hidden in the trousers to release it faster.
Great times to live in.
[+5] u/i_simp_f: Haven't had a fucking aneurysm for a while so that's nice
[+5] u/AngelNotFound4444: SNDK going to 0 today
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Rumors has it Jensen Will announce a collection of leather jackets going on sale Q1 2027. He wants to get into to the Clothing industry.
[+5] u/Shijaki: two more hours until you get the PCE data the guy on the other side of your trade got yesterday
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I sold all my nvidia at 202 ... 1 year ago.
thank you for your attention to this matter
[+23] u/BFox1982: 60% of US oil imports come from Canada. They have a chance to do the funniest thing...
[+20] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: The latest fake Iran peace deal doesn't even make big headlines anymore. Everyone's checked out until the shit hits the fan
[+18] u/Kepsoo97: I’m a stoner who has never worked a day in his life and is waiting for NVIDIA’s quarterly earnings. Life in europe is Great
[+12] u/fartpooppee420: i've lost 415 pounds by divorcing my fat bitch wife
[+10] u/FunIcy4223: Who’s gonna cuck me today will it be 🥭 or jenson or bessent or Cramer or theta or all of the above? Stay tuned to find out
[+9] u/I_am_short_so_long: Bringing another keyboard to work, incase the first one gets taken out after market close.
[+9] u/Throwaway37620: When your wife stop giving head smdh
[+8] u/Jobless-Dev: JUST IN: Jim Cramer says "I sense a monumental day."
My puts are saved
[+8] u/tandoori_taco_cat: I look forward to sailing on Lake Canada
[+8] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Why do we still care about NVDA earnings? Going to be an anticlimax for sure
[+8] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: I successfully bought the Gold top ✅
[+7] u/I_am_short_so_long: Can we get paparazzi but for tech company CEOs, where they follow them around and give us pre and post earnings interviews. Could really help with my gambling decisions.
[+7] u/MrsEveryShot: my cock touched the toilet seat at the gym. Is it gonna fall off now?
[+7] u/TopDog_Investor: I'm sad summer is gone. Fuk the winter.
[+7] u/poopy_wizard132: Exit liquidity is what I call my poo.
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: Stunt on those hoes Nvidia
[+6] u/hv876: Inflation so bad that 49ers billionaire owner had to solicit a $140 hooker.
[+6] u/Quixotus: Total combined world's GDP: $120T
US national debt: $40T.
Combined Mag 7 marketcap: $30T.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Both puts and calls perfectly cooked I see
[+6] u/WarEaglePrime: “Day is going to be flat.” - Probably not Dolly Parton. RIP
[+6] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: Best case scenario for NVDA is +$4 after earnings
Worse case scenario -$20
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: I absolutely hate Facebook and instagram, but how the fuck you suing for addiction, it’s a website. You guys know Tobacco, alcohol, and fast food exists right?
[+5] u/ercanbas: If NVIDIA misses the world will actually explode
[+5] u/stupidber: I bought a new smart watch and my resting heart rate went way down. Could be the new pixel watch 5 is more accurate than my 5 year old fitbit.
Or could be if I buy a new smart watch every day I'll live forever.
[+5] u/Knarre30: Entire market is waiting for NVDA
[+5] u/eje0100: PCE and NVDA will make or break me...
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: There are two types of people in this sub - bulls and pussies. Look in the mirror and figure out which one is you
[+5] u/H-_-w-_-H: They should liquidate Mag7 and use the money to pay the American debt
[+5] u/youngmacho: OKLO anyone? I know theyre a scam but doesn't mean we cant make money on it
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: The amount of bagholding energy in r/oil is off the charts, amazing to read honestly
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA going to start the great bull run of 2026......
[+5] u/SuffiecientSapian: My mental health has loved taking a few weeks off from trading. Time to jump start back in with 0DTEs! What’s looking good boys?
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: I'm getting fucked today aren't i
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: as theta as possible, with most unexpected directions, until most of you are fucked in the ass
[+5] u/twostroke1: Market dead flat until graphic card company earnings.
But then. Oh boy and then. Just you see.
[+5] u/Goldpeaches32: Your calls and puts will be destroyed by the power of theta. Close your position mwahahaha
[+5] u/TopDog_Investor: Don't tell me the bears are in control today. Fuk you bears
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: I'm ready to get hurt again
[+5] u/Madsen13140: How are crypto bros doing today?
[+14] u/NativePlant870: Fat people are nasty
[+12] u/Necessary_Relief_126: People who daytrade with >80% of their net worth, how do you not die of stress
[+12] u/CardiologistIll7271: god I hate going to work
[+11] u/fredditf: Core PCE Price Index (YoY) (Jul) 3.3% vs 3.3% est.
Core PCE Price Index (MoM) (Jul) 0.2% vs 0.2% est.
GDP (QoQ) (Q2 p) 1.5% vs 1.5% est.
[+10] u/powerboner: Glad I sold META last week for a 70% loss just for it to be even today…
[+10] u/Nictel: NVDIA: our revenue was 2 trillion due to high demand of AI compute.
In totally unrelated news we invested 2 trillion into OpenAI.
[+10] u/YoDooley: Well thanks for ruining the movie for me
[+9] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Wife kicked me out of the house because I jerked off lmao. Sorry boo, that happens when you don’t let me even touch you for 3 months.
[+9] u/EquivalentBorn9411: 100 year bear market starting
[+9] u/Fernyfern7: Your pce sir served with a side of tariffs braised to your liking
[+9] u/OptionsHuduga: SUMMER OF 2026: THE SUMMER OF:
~~LOVE~~
~~TRAVEL~~
~~FAMILY~~
BANKRUPTCY
[+8] u/Shoty6966-_-: NVDA pumping straight up to 240 tomorrow at open
[+8] u/j_b_1983: Another day of the USA selling for absolutely no reason.
We are worse than Korea at this point
[+8] u/ThaaGZZ: Im expecting a flat day with great Nvidia numbers followed by a selloff tomorrow because people cant read.
[+8] u/socrates4eva: NVDA pumps to 225 today and drills to 200 after earnings
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: BLM = bull lives matter
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: Why are nuclear stocks mooning
[+8] u/ComfortablePiglet842: If there is a global apocalypse the only survivors will be cockroaches and spy
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: It would be funny if Nvidia declared corporate statehood and sovereignty and annexed a chunk of California to build an nvidia city and California state legislature, 🥭, Congress, Supreme Court approved it, setting a legal precedent for legality of cybepunk esque dystopian corporation ruled cities, state governments in exchange for corporations contributing funds to bail out us government debt
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: July and August have been so gay man
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: You have every opportunity to be a success
[+8] u/Concept-Plastic: It’s good that it was MRNA who said they cured cancer, stock pamped 150%
If it was NVDA we would have seen it crash to 190
[+8] u/GurHot8359: damn those predictors are really good at predicting
[+8] u/extralargeboi: perfectly expected as expected
[+8] u/Main_Ad3943: honestly kinda surprised we havent just dumped like a motherfucker because of how fake the numbers are every time
[+8] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Buy bonds. Forget password. Log in at thanksgiving. Thank daddi.
[+8] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Nothing like knowing I’m gonna lose money before the day even begins
[+8] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: The stock market is constantly looking for reasons to sell off. Geo politics. AI debt. Oil. Inflation. Interest rate
This will be a case study on how a USA president fucked up one of the greatest bull runs of all time
[+7] u/soa333: Imagine all this hoohhah just to end the day flat
[+7] u/dpatel211: Dump on open, dump after close incoming.
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: You can only use the federal government to pump and dump the mkt so much bro
[+7] u/zeebee098: Premarket chart is hilarious
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: Lake America? LMAO what a retard
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: I sold META for 577 it went up $4. I bought QQQ and it went down $3. Tell me I’m not being watched.
[+6] u/poopyplayer69: jenson pls announce the ai sexbot today 🙏
[+6] u/onerandomcomputerguy: PCE price index in 40 min 😬
[+6] u/BentoMan: Market trying to get us scared and paper hands but it’s like, dude, we see what coin is doing…
[+6] u/ipissinmypants2: i asked claude for help on picking stocks and to give me technical analysis and it called me a pussy
[+6] u/JP_EP3: If inflation is high, it means we need to invest in assets, if inflation is low, it means we need to invest in assets.....so buy calls, right?
[+6] u/No-Reception-3324: T minus 10 minutes until pce comes in just in line like every other cooked report why do we even watch for this shit anymore.
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: Why bother looking at economic data anymore. Pretty sure they will cook it to perfection every single time otherwise they will be fired
[+6] u/steem99: wtf is the point of core pce anyway if it ignores energy prices 🤣
[+5] u/ManonFire1224: Gold is really starting to piss me off
[+5] u/need20goodmen: I just talked to the chef responsible for PCE, its being cooked right now. Perfect medium rare, coming in line with expectations
[+5] u/Excellent-Bag135: So oil is dropping because Iran and Oman are talking about hormuz, same as 2 weeks ago before DJT said he's gonna bomb Oman if they get in the way?
[+5] u/drakilian: Whatever you want to buy right now, don't
Buy it for a 5-10% discount after Nvidia earnings tanks the entire market for no reason
[+5] u/NotStarlord28: Why is it bear day again?
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Are we going to be “so fucking back” and then crash at Jacksonhole 🤣
[+5] u/kryptonyk: Theta gang sends their regards
[+5] u/DumpyGoat818: Can we open the casino already so Nvidia can crush me
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: META 600 EOW :money:
[+5] u/One_Guava_3883: Relax, NVDA earnings are already priced in.
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Reddit management sells a fuck ton of stock holy shit no wonder this stock is range bound
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: RELEASE THE COOKED NUMBERS!!
[+5] u/TaintedCleric: Here’s the cheat code boys. Buy NVDA calls if it rips past 215 by 9:45, puts if it drops past 210. If it stays between 210-215 by 10:00. Don’t touch it
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Best cooking since Remy in Ratatouille
[+5] u/BentoMan: The numbers are exactly as expected! Everyone freak out!!!! We gonna do this game after Nvidia too
[+5] u/longGERN: Another day, another corporate slave
[+5] u/rdblaw: I don’t trust fat people
[+5] u/Hungry-Rain-6740: all that is left is for NVDA to miss earnings tonight and imma blow my shit smooth off
[+5] u/420Secured: Meta already closing back in on 580 😂
[+5] u/georgesoflydda: Space X 130 Puts ? 3 weeks
Anybody with me?
[+5] u/curling_rocks: Glad they solved the oil problem
[+5] u/SirNational258: .08% isn't dumping bruh
[+33] u/OSRSkarma: INFLATION
• Headline PCE MoM: +0.2% vs +0.1% est.; prior -0.1%
• Headline PCE YoY: +3.7% vs +3.6% est.; prior +3.7%
• Core PCE MoM: +0.2% vs +0.2% est.; prior +0.1%
• Core PCE YoY: +3.3% vs +3.3% est.; prior +3.3%
GDP
• Q2 GDP annualized: +1.5% vs +1.5% est.; prior +1.5%
• Personal consumption: +3.4% vs +3.2% est.; prior +3.2%
• GDP Price Index: +6.4% vs +6.2% est.; prior +6.2%
• Core PCE QoQ: +3.6% vs +3.4% est.; prior +3.4%
INCOME & SPENDING
• Personal income MoM: +0.4% vs +0.2% est.; prior +0.2%
• Personal spending MoM: +0.2% vs +0.1% est.; prior +0.3%
• Real personal spending MoM: 0.0% vs 0.0% est.; prior +0.4%
DURABLE GOODS
• Durable goods orders MoM: +1.1% vs +0.5% est.; prior +0.5%
• Durables ex-transportation: +0.4% vs +0.6% est.; prior +0.7%
• Core capital goods orders: +0.2% vs +0.7% est.; prior revised to +1.7%
• Core capital goods shipments: +1.4% vs +1.0% est.; prior revised to +2.4%
[+12] u/newtownkid: Started to get a burn from all this red light therapy. Can we just have a small win.
[+12] u/guzzledglizzy: I hate when the big moves happen before the casino is open and then it just thetas the rest of the day
[+11] u/jackpearson2788: If the Fed decides to raise rates 🥭 crash out is going to be one for the ages cannot wair
[+10] u/BackgroundProof117: Some of yal woke up 2 hours ago and aint even shower had breakfast or brush your teeth, thats why yal lose money in the market open smh garlic breath fumes messing up your cognitive
[+10] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Canada renaming Lake Michigan to lake Epstein today?
[+9] u/Bravadette: This doesnt feel like hard mode anymore. just feels like nonsense mode.
[+9] u/LSD_OVERDOSE: Sold all my shit, put it all in a single S&P500 ETF, I'm not built for this guys....
[+8] u/Big_Love_3070: Rip to the guy who full ported sndk calls for friday
[+7] u/LeBhikariLe: sold my META calls too early yesterday. ffs.
[+7] u/kdpil: Meta $580 calls I bought on Monday gonna save my port
[+7] u/Samjabr: META settled. I wonder if they have to remove infinite scroll
Also, what a stupid fking thing to include in a lawsuit. That's an amazing feature.
Don't get me wrong - They do some shifty shit - But just because some people are brain dead zombies and literally can't stop scrolling until they shit their pants (ala Cartman playing WoW) , how the fk is that Meta's fault?
[+7] u/svpa3991: Owning Asts and rklb has me contemplating a second job man
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Meta paying 17 billion dollars
That's 1.2% of the original 1.4Tn damages claim.
These states needs better negotiators.
[+7] u/napatatini: FUCK ANY OF YALL WHO GIVE MONEY TO ZUCKERBITCH AND ELON BUST
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: Talking about the admin that’s ready to kill whole world population just to pump stocks btw.
[+6] u/teh_herper: # Ya gotta hand it to Elmo, not even Scam Altman could come up with space data centers lmao 🤌🤌🤌
[+6] u/dabblesest: Remember when we went from 630 to 779 on massive manipulation and axios printing peace hopium and the strait will open articles?
That shit was wild
[+6] u/dabblesest: Blah blah blah
$2 rangebound chop incoming for the entire session.
[+6] u/-----Marcel-----: META PLATFORMS $META JUST AGREED TO PAY UP TO $16.68B TO STATES IN SETTLEMENT
This should logically pump 6-10% on such news. Peanuts.
[+6] u/claytondpark: Remember less than a year ago when 🥭 was toutin how he was gonna get us 6% GDP? Pepperidge farm remembers...
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: I'm proud of you META
[+6] u/guccioli: Instead of fining meta, they should have pushed for water boarding zuck on live tv
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: the market just fucked your calls in some gucci flip flops
[+6] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: I don't like the ways the world is developing, I think we should go back to an earlier save point and start over
[+6] u/Fit_Beat_2931: I love the smell of uncertainty along with a cup of freshly brewed coffee before the market opens
[+6] u/claytondpark: I don't use fb and ig any longer, but I remember when I did in their earlier days before the influencers and corporification it was alright. It was about connecting and communicating. Now it's just enshitification and brain rot. I'd never let my kid use that shiet...
[+6] u/lolgoodone34: I swear I hate being a META holder lmfao
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: And once again we find ourselves with NVDA carrying the market on its back.
[+5] u/rampagepete: dump all day, blast off on nvda earnings
[+5] u/LogisticsGod: Someone give me an award for being dumb.
[+5] u/AMX_revue: nvda earnings determine the fate of this country LMAO
[+5] u/guccioli: Nvidia: we’ve made a jillion in profit. -8% while amd moons
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Meta also cured cancer?
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: get ready for the bs dump at open
[+5] u/Czyzzle: I like my coffee the way I like my women. Big Titties.
[+5] u/vermilli21: This whole stock market thing would be a lot easier if I knew what is going up or going down
[+5] u/Razvanell95: meta ultrashreking on the randomest day lol
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Market has the chance to do the funniest thing at open
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Their products harm children? Bullish
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Meta pumping on potential settlement
But we don't know exactly what is potentially settled.
Puts for the brave
[+5] u/ShortPossession8267: Trump really has just fucked the market lately so lame
[+5] u/Abe2025: Why do i get the feeling we wont see Ath until 9 months from now
[+5] u/tsunamiwaves_: I smell META shorts out there , might get unBEARable
[+5] u/SeshGodX: My rent money is disappearing help
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: this is a tricky casino. atleast with real casino's you know the odds
[+5] u/MetaCooler007: META is sucking my dick, but INTC is pounding my ass.
[+5] u/emanresu711: People need to take advantage of their borrowing power. Max that shit out
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: META bears got brutally rugged.
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Inflation statistics have become a tool to keep inflating assets and gaslight the public.
Force them into lower standards of living, keep trading down, pay more but without the wage increases they need.
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Imagine not buying META calls yesterday because you're not an insider.
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: No spare cash going to sporting goods. Strip clubs are empty
Calls I Guess
[+5] u/spez_eats_nazi_ass: Anyone else notice the massive volume drop off the last few days?
[+5] u/thatdude845: How do you pick stocks that make instead of lose money? Asking 4 a friend
[+5] u/Bravadette: Wonder what the duckduckgo stans think about it having AI now 💀
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: The tate bros arrived in a supercar to co host a boxing game. Had like 3 butlers with em, a camera crew ect. On top of the world. Living the dream as brothers.
Then bam. Cuffs on, an hour later in a 5 by 12 cell hot miami cell with no ac, to be sent off for life in a uk prison for life.
Rare to see such a cliff dive from such a high place.
[+5] u/napatatini: im on a 8% profit on META since shorting its peak couple of minutes ago, 10x leveraged , bout to exit pre market open
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: Man you are really trying to get that qqpoo thing out there huh
[+13] u/perceptive_AI: Let's be real if you don't have at least $1 million by 30 you are pretty much fucked , you have to get lucky on some regarded yolo bet. I'm leveraged to the tits to catch up.
[+11] u/Paul_Robert_: CASH IS KING,
and by cash, I mean deep OTM 1DTEs!
[+10] u/Trashpanda7193: Imaging voting 🥭 and his market
[+10] u/Life-Trade-6514: ohhhhhhhhhh i get it now. The entire goal is to fuck ME
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Holy ASS market
Index just dicking around for 2 weeks
[+8] u/Life-Trade-6514: Linsdey Graham still winning from the grave unbelievable his sister won her primary runoff
[+8] u/Then-Cup-5153: would rather watch paint dry then touch this dog shit
[+8] u/A55BAG: Jensen Huang: AVGO will be the next 1 Trillion dollar company.
[+7] u/Play_Background: algos once again don't know what to do, so they track all the same, indexes, gold, oil...
[+7] u/moorhound: >Bill Gates: World not preparing adequately for AI
Dang bro that reminds me of that time Bill Gates asked Jeffrey Epstein for advice on how to get rid of an STD lmao
[+7] u/carpetmagicianlaughs: Meta has got to be the most hated stock of all time
[+7] u/enc-nyc: Never trade first 30 mins. Also never trade next 15 mins. In general: never trade.
[+7] u/DogNamedFloppy: I’m a Nike investor now. 🤦♂️
[+6] u/Independent_Ad1086: Meta dropped 6% in a minute on open lmao
[+6] u/Wealthy786: chat’s moving so fast nobody will notice I’m a gay and fat alcoholic
[+6] u/-IQ200: I was promised an Economic Doomsday 48 hours ago. 👿
[+6] u/JoeSimps123: Dump coming. Or maybe a pump is coming. Or maybe i ate crayons for breakfast.
[+6] u/SPY_one_zillion: I CANT MAKE MONEY WITHOUT VOLATILITY
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: I’ve recalibrated my model
IT’S NOW SAYING 10% DAY ON NVDA INCOMING!!!
BERS R FUK :screech:
[+6] u/ArtFickle541: Holy fucking shit ive lost 7k this week chasing losses im so regarded
[+6] u/Elonmuskishuman: $meta paying $16bn over ten years is nothing
[+6] u/Complete-Bet-5266: Trust the leather jacket
[+6] u/hallett21: How about SPX falls 200 points from here
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Why does it feel like SPY has been close to 765 for 3 months?
[+5] u/Broken_leo: That $META dump was nasty 🤭🤭
[+5] u/uwontfindthisone: Memory stocks are like that toxic ex you can't get rid of
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: They need to ban guns, I’m spending too much money collecting cool ones
[+5] u/United-Dot-2814: Another gay ass fucking day
[+5] u/AlphaHarmony: That meta failure was epic
[+5] u/traderbusto: Every day 1000 Facebook users die of old age and zero are added. Keep buying
[+5] u/kim82352: > $META Agrees To Pay $16.7B In Settlement With States
- California AG: Meta Agrees To 2-Hour Daily Limit; To Block 12am-6am For Under-18s
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: Fuck you avgo stupid piece of shit
[+5] u/pupicheek: Do you guys really think nvidia will still drop after earnings even after this new pattern
[+5] u/ohnoesthisisit: GREEN. RED. GREEN. RED. GREEN. RED. GREEN. RED. GREEN. RED
[+5] u/Additional_Bar_2462: Whenever told me to buy meta fk u asshole
[+5] u/ten7four: Some 18 year old just signed a deal for $117 million to play for manchester city. Why did my parents force me into college instead of soccer. Fucking idiots
[+5] u/SerialStrategist: Once again, the fate of the US rests in the hands of NVDA earnings.
[+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Zuck got cucked. Although, the $17 billion award was couch change for META
[+5] u/Creative_Strength49: Nvidia about to moon.
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Quarterly market waiting for NVDA event despite every fucking ceo and their mum confirming for almost 3 years straight this ai buildout isn’t stopping but we have to do this song and dance everytime
[+5] u/captain_casino: Why is every day so gay
[+5] u/SPY_one_zillion: Here’s what happened to NVDA post earnings (next day move). Do with this what you will.
Nov. 17, 2021: **+8.27%**
Feb. 16, 2022: **-7.54%**
Feb. 22, 2023: **+14.02%**
May 24, 2023: **+24.36%**
Feb. 21, 2024: **+16.41%**
May 22, 2024: **+9.32%**
Aug. 28, 2024: **-6.38%**
Feb. 26, 2025: **-8.48%**
Aug. 2025: **-0.8%**
Nov. 2025: **-3.2%**
Feb. 2026: **-5.5%**
May 2026: **-1.8%**
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Biggest regret this year was not selling GOOGL when it was at $384. Just so happened to be the same day they decided it was a great idea to announce that their chief scientist was leaving.
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: This shit is so fucking gay
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Fuck why do I trade 0DTEs smh
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: the only thing that makes me feel better is that I did not buy meta at 596 in pre-market
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Why do I even trade? I run up accounts just to nuke them
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: This market is straight up untradeable. I don't even care at this point, Im going cash until this shit is more predictable
[+5] u/daviper87: # Circular financing fairy tale ends today
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: You all have too much money. Calls.
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: $meta is truly a trash stock
[+5] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Are we Ving on qqq ?
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Some of you will leave WSB after Nvidia earnings to become full time devoted members of r/Bogleheads. Only the brave, most regarded members will stay.
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: imagine they release the uncooked numbers by mistake
[+5] u/mousepop321: Some of you definitely own a pocket pussy
[+5] u/boose36: Guys i think SPY is having a stroke
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: As fake as a soccer players injury.
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: I turned in some AI slop and called it creativity. My team was amazed
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Why did 🥭 sell meta from his portfolio? Is he one of us?
[+5] u/Most-Cold5274: because the lawsuit is over
[+5] u/dumbest-bastard: Use Bing to find out
[+12] u/AwakenedBeast616: Jesus Christ these are the worst trading conditions I've ever seen in 8 years. Nothing at all is moving. Every single day is theta bleed back to the mean. You can't even play "back to the mean" because it takes 3 hours to do that and the decay vastly outweighs the delta gain from moving back. It's been almost 4 full weeks of this.
[+9] u/nevertradestock: Wall Street is built to scam all of you. The biggest legal fraud on earth. All of the brokers are in on it. Stop putting time you can’t get back into this stupid shit.
[+9] u/pain474: Lost 1k on META calls earlier. I would be up 25k right now, I am going to puke
[+7] u/minimal_stat: Getting ready to watch nvidia earnings tonight like it’s the fucking Super Bowl
[+7] u/iThrewFarAway: # Why is this going up in a RECESSION 🤡
[+7] u/Basic-Initiative-298: Wingstop down 70% on good financials is retarded.
[+6] u/mog75: nvdia is cooking the books. that is the priced in part.
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: 16.7 billion payout is a win?
[+6] u/DietOk3400: Ok one meta put cuz yolo
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Made a wife changing about of money!!!!^(she left)
[+6] u/Inevitable_Pilot1353: Theta gang the only winner today
[+6] u/ap1618: It's clearly oversold but the timeframe is rough
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: dummy down version -priced in
*"The main measurement the government uses to track the true cost of living (ignoring jumpy food and gas prices) showed that everyday items were 3.4% more expensive in May 2026 than they were in May 2025. This means prices are rising faster than the government's goal of 2%, but this didn't shock anyone because financial experts already guessed this was going to happen."*
lol oh really lol
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: CAN WE HAVE A GREEN DAY FOR ONCE GOD DAMN
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: the real stock market opens at 4pm
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: MMs: lets liquidate all those META calls at market open and then liquidate the following puts that people bought
[+5] u/2Hosslovescash: No offense, you’re not making any money today.
[+5] u/The_Albertino: How does anyone trade META? Insane price action all the time
[+5] u/1lovemoney777: It smells like bitch in here
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Omg htz generating a whole generation of bagholders lol
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: What a strange game, the only winning move is not to play.
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Crazy how fast 1.5 trillion becomes 16 billion
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Shares of RDDT should come with a cuck chair.
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I don’t want to work I’m tired
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: fucking analysts every stock is underpriced huh? dipshits
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: None of the data matters. Dont bother releasing anything from the government or the companies. Good or bad, its all a fuckn waste of time and more money.
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: turned a $700 loss to a $50 gain 🤌
[+5] u/TalentedArchitect: Why cant the big mvoe ever go in my fucking direction, its always these measly fucking scalps that make me money, there are thousands of opportunities every fucking day for huge profits, and i cant fucking hit one big one
[+5] u/SuggamadexRocuronium: Y’all think NVDA gonna drill after earnings because that’s what it’s done the past five times. They’re gonna pull the ol switcheroo on your ass and pump
[+5] u/Somethingclevrer2: Not Dolly! Anybody but Dolly!! We will miss you
[+5] u/financiallythriving: I think it was two NVDA ERs ago. Next day SPY opened at like +2% only to close at -2% lol I still remember that day
[+5] u/spaghetticode94: guys NVDA calls make money today bet
[+5] u/PORTO2017: fake numbers as usual
[+5] u/isP1tchhere: First candle is fake
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Can we make jpow the president of earth
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Calm your tits, back to prices not seen since yesterday
[+5] u/HanzDiamond: Good Morning Jensen! Bring me fortune.
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: Meta is the only green stock in my port
[+5] u/conleyjordan: auto buy NVDA Puts at open?!
[+5] u/StophJS: Selling META for GOOG was duuuuuumb af
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: 'Going to work now honey'
'But you don't have a job'
'Yeah I wait for micron to spike in the morning then full port MUZ and sell it after it dumps 2 minutes later.'
[+5] u/Junkingfool: META.. never a let down. Always a POS
[+5] u/Jensen-Hung: META was up 5% on news that they're gonna have to pay $17B and make fundamental changes to Instagram lmao
[+5] u/shmito17: HOLY SHIT. Meta in the red wtf
[+5] u/chaoticmosaic: Holy shit this is a dangerous game today
[+5] u/RjBloxks: tsla is actually the gayest stock on this market
[+5] u/pain474: Lost 600 today, would be up 8k if I held 20 minutes.
[+5] u/Administrative-Ant75: Cuckerburg is the worst
[+5] u/znightmaree: It’s an Ivy League school lmao
[+11] u/IXI_Bman: Over priced options everyday for a market that does...Nothing lmaooo
[+10] u/Happy-Champion1661: IF MY POSITIONS DONT GET SUPER GREEN, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, I WILL BE FORCED TO ESCALATE AGAINST THIS STUPID MARKET!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY PORT!
[+10] u/Metacog_Drivel: Somebody turn easy mode back on
[+9] u/Correct_Advice3457: chat so fast nobody will see I'm down 90% AT
[+9] u/geddyclaus: Dolly Parton was 80. Tim Curry was 80. As long as they're coming for 80 year olds, I'd like to make a suggestion.
[+8] u/sfw_supdood: sell your NVDA calls, they will be worthless tonight
[+7] u/nyshopgirl: i really just need to start doing the opposite of whatever i’m thinking of doing
[+7] u/Correct_Advice3457: HORMUZ SLOPPED ME UP BEHIND A WENDY'S LAST WEEK
[+7] u/FuckedUpImagery: This chop is so fucking annoying, what has it been like 3 weeks now
[+7] u/Positive-Ad84: bruh who ever said google hit its botom today i hope u know i will be eating nothing today because of you
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Mfs will have $5k like me and talk about early retirement
[+6] u/upvz: so zuck poisons kids to make trillions, pays a fine of a few billion and continues on. these state governments clearly don't give a shit about the kids.
[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: So Iran and Oman make a deal but 🥭 can’t accept that they’ve made a deal without him so he comes out and talks shit to impact the market
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: buys calls
*stock immediately moves down*
Is it possible to learn this power?
[+6] u/Lori-Lightfoot: sir a second red dildo has hit the anoos
[+6] u/LuvSicPt5: Meta's revenue last quarter was 60 billion. The settlement is 16 billion to pay over 10 years, are you retarded?
[+5] u/Important-Side-5795: What happened the fun market we saw a month ago. This sucks
[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: BREAKING NEWS: Sam Altman says OpenAI will generate 69 Trillion $ in revenue by 2032
[+5] u/derprondo: China rejects sketchy beef from Argentina, Trump says we'll take it. I guess his plan to lower beef prices is to cause a health scare so no one wants to eat beef.
[+5] u/Much_Distribution635: Why are my stocks dropping
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: If you fucking idiots would stop buying 0DTE's we might be able to have a normal fucking trading day instead of MM's just taking all your money on purpose.
Positions: $200K on SPY 768C 0DTE 😬
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: Too much put premium at 765
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: No way man, no fucking way
[+5] u/turtleofgirth: Anytime SPY gets .50 cents on either side of the vwap, just buy options in the direction back.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: It's apocalyptic levels but give me oil 200 eoy
Give 🥭 and 🛋 fucker a shovel and send them to Texas to dig for oil
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #States sued Meta for $1 trillion and they settled for $16 billion LMAO🤌
[+5] u/geddyclaus: Is WW3 priced in yet?
[+5] u/Happy-Philosophy9211: Can he stop tweetiny war shit
[+5] u/Happy-Philosophy9211: The day i put calls this orange fk decides to crash the market
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: This market sucks. Time to mow the lawn, cya regards
[+5] u/Sea_Impression2166: Let the spy fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Let the spy fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
As spy falls
As spy falls
[+5] u/tommyboy441: Wow GOOGL is raping me
[+5] u/Ltheman00: They can liquidate me, fuck em
[+5] u/solidsneeze: My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw ships going through the strait last night
[+5] u/Slwdrgn: i feel like 100k volume premarket is kinda a deal?
[+5] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: I don’t think the bond market likes the inflation numbers, especially given that inflation will probably be revised up
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: It's to my understanding the sex robot investing thesis is firmly intact. The only issue holding down AI stocks is geopolitical noise like the Iran War & Operation Economic Outcast
[+5] u/Pale-Loss7806: Zoom gonna keep dumping at open??
[+5] u/legible_print: NVDA will beat and analysts will be like, “B-B-But Jensen didn’t refer to me specifically by name…”
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: It's called investing/trading if you win and gambling if you lose.
[+5] u/Fine-Will: Holy shit the META pump literally didn't even last 10 minutes lmaoo, I can relate.
[+5] u/ValueOfADollar: dude what the FUCK happened to META
[+5] u/Frank-Hassle: Yo that’s just pure evil meta
[+5] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: meta settles a lawsuit thats based around invalidating its entire business model: calls
[+5] u/Beazt11123: For a split second, I was super uber rich... And then that time passed. And I am back at 0
[+5] u/Teccho: Who else got baited by META ?
[+5] u/MrIntuition: holy fuck meta my god
[+5] u/beargambogambo: Garbage market until NVDA earnings.
[+5] u/GanacheCharming8737: ZEUS! MAKE META RISE BACK TO $700 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Elon took down Nitter. Now I can't see Twitter without an account. Oh well nothing of value was lost. Fk him.
[+5] u/BadaBingSil: what a rollercoaster
$META
[+11] u/GuwopGOAT: Genuinely the only way to win is to gamble yourself to retirement.
There gonna be no social security in a decade
[+9] u/SteakEater137: The POTUS being a social media shitpost addict is such a weird and unpredictable thing that it sounds strange even for a dystopia
[+8] u/Public_Ideal84: So tired of this idiot wrecking everything
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: 🥭 trades like a hundred times a day. Guaranteed that MF is hiding in here somewhere
[+7] u/Brilliant_Project923: I am still mindfucking boggled that this market pumps 5% on bullshit fucking news that everyone knows is bullshit and takes TWO WEEKS to retrace it chopping down downwards
[+7] u/letsgetapplebees: Only 5 more days til we can say Wake me up when September ends
[+7] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: i literally trade the first 20 min each day then i sleep like 4 hours and then the shitty market is still flat
[+7] u/DryBicycle5629: Everybody expects it to dump and are holding puts right??? Right?????
[+7] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: You know Jensen is going to say "We are in the first innings of this artificial intelligence revolution"
[+7] u/autopilot6236: Sideways theta crush
[+6] u/McClintockC: All the wrong old people are dying 😭
[+6] u/MordorBlues: If Nvidias guidance is short 50 cents of everyones wildest imagination, the entire world is getting liquidated.
[+6] u/Effective_Swan_6466: really need a plain Bullish or Bearish button on the daily thread to gauge sentiment. Only Vote once a day.
[+6] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: Nvidia announces acquisition of Wendy’s. Residual heat from fryers will be used to power even more data centers. Calls.
[+6] u/Gajax: "It will be different this time" - Most of you.
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Iren selling off because algos keep mixing it up for Iran
[+6] u/tldamico: My gut tells me, anyone buying NVDA options at this point will just get IV crushed. Someone convince me otherwise.
[+6] u/IKeepComingBacktoWSB: sls feels so obvious that its concerning
Can it rly be that obvious
[+5] u/ajs723: There are so many possibilities of what could happen after earnings for Nvidia.
Option one, Nvidia will open under $200 tomorrow.
...
Look at all those possibilities!!!
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: We’ve got to move these refrigerators
We’ve got to move these color TVs 😭
[+5] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Congratulations you just got liquidated 🫵🏻😂
[+5] u/i-like-water-stuff: Fuck it I’m buying calls, spy gonna close at +0.0
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: affordable things for americans? avoiding worldwide energy crisis? nope, today we're posting about roger clemens :kek:
[+5] u/otimanob: Nike should integrate AI in their shoes. Idk how but thats the only way they they can survive bankruptcy
[+5] u/brokerthanbroker: Can we ban the intc guy
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: VIX moved up .25 i guess we've priced in all the risks
[+5] u/HuerMar: So the algorithms are probably going to dump NVIDIA into the low $200s, scoop up our calls for pennies, then pump it right back to $210 after earnings, so even if you diamond-hand all the way through, you still make absolutely nothing.
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: SPY lottos right before close bc NVDA’s fake numbers will keep printing
[+5] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Just risked $500 to make $20 📈📈
[+5] u/Informal_Bench_7219: NVDA going to 240 by open tomorrow watch
[+5] u/Frequent_Bowl_3668: i have 30k on my credit card so i probably should stay outta the market
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Since when was a RAV4 damn near 50k
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: > Anthropic is asking new hires how they would feel if the stock hypothetically went to zero
We literally can't get more bullish
[+5] u/Able_Web2873: Say Nvda just totally bombs. What’s the lowest it will realistically reach? $190?
[+5] u/Consistent-Paint7860: Buying back RDDT that I sold yesterday
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Market should honestly only be open from 9-10AM and 3-4PM. Its the only time volume exists.
...outside of algo buying/selling from Trump shitposts.
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Just need a small 2% SPY to break even on my calls
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: So everybody expects it to dump right?
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Leveraged to the tits on NVDA
[+5] u/Careless-Ad-2400: FUCK THIS THETA SHIT. 17 TRADING DAYS ALREADY
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: crypto back to being trash. 81k rejection + no help from trump , no reserve = back to 57k in a few weeks.
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: NVDA even if you're right have fun getting IV crushed, options are RETARDED SCAMS buy fucking lottery tickets
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: Biggest crypto rugpull ever after big scam pump.
[+5] u/Careless-Ad-2400: BANKUPT 0dte lol fuck your put fuck your call
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Alright who bought a 50 put for Nvda 😂😂
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Leather Daddy Day
How many leather jackets does he even have? Literally every pic of him shows a different kind of leather jacket
[+5] u/era_2000: Fuck it man 0DTE spy call
[+5] u/nemo_hoesss: Cramer said today will be monumental. Sell everything.
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: That meta fine is pretty hefty
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: jesus META got cucked
[+5] u/VOO_bull_forever: # holy shit META just can't catch a break of being murdered
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: omg so many META calls bought right on market opening bell. y'all retards are the reason it retraced all the way back down. can't have everyone make money, specially not us autistic people.
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Tired of the pump and fade back to red. Bullshit market
[+5] u/ecphiondre: Make $MU $1000 Again
[+5] u/One-Ad-6611: Nvda cheap before earnings. Honestly couldn't have been a better day.
People think the bubble will pop but nvda is the soap dispenser.
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: just paid double spread on fucking nvda puts for sept lol fuck
[+5] u/TheRealDipsos: Lmfao u got scammed by the bigger guys on meta. Boght the top sold the bottom, too hard to hold like good boys
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Hey King Trump you forget you own TMQ? When you going to pump this POS like MRNA?
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Bers have big stomachs and little hands; a non-varsity athlete in any man's league.
[+5] u/ExternalPlastic9052: everyday some random ass stock pumps 30%-140% ill suck dicks for this information a day prior
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Ever wonder why poor people even exist? why don't they just trade stocks?
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: did abercrombie start making ai chips that cure cancer and open hormuz?
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: Tim Curry too? Fucking hell this week
[+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Was down 600 now back to break even. Might just call it a day
[+5] u/Prestigious_Victory: Market holding its breath for nvidia earnings but this shit gonna tank either way. Oil going up, sky high memory stock expectations, cooked inflation data, never ending war, tariffs with Canada, and midterms. Go green and get out before it comes down.
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Get ready for NVIDIA to comfortably beat guidance and fall 7% immediately but then grind back up to flat before opening -1% tomorrow
[+7] u/DrumpfTheBern: Watch NVDA miss but pump to the stratosphere just to fuck with all of us lmao
[+7] u/thegx7: Jim Cramer said NVDA will tumble. Getting calls ASAP
[+7] u/prana_fish: Welcome to last minute $NVDA earnings 4D chess plays.
Too scared to long puts because it's already dumped into the print.
Too scared to long calls because you know it always dumps after the print even after reaching impossibly high metrics.
Too scared to sell straddles or iron condors to harvest even vega crush because IV really isn't that high compared to the risk taking for this retard market.
[+7] u/myjumboloanapp: Goog holders finding out how msft holders felt
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: STEP ONE: YOU SAY, "WE NEED TO TALK..."
HE WALKS.
YOU SAY, "SIT DOWN, IT'S JUST A TALK."
😫
[+6] u/themourningpoet: Remind me to never touch 0dte ever again
[+6] u/CPA-hole: Imagine NVDA fucks the whole world
[+6] u/diff_engine: Release the Nvidia files!
[+6] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: Feels like everyone is going puts tonight, isn't MM more likely to pump things then? Or is that not how things work?
[+6] u/SniXSniPe: If you're not buying 0des, are you really alive
[+6] u/gamblersgambit08: Is the whole market just waiting and holding its breath for an earnings report from a single company? That can’t be a thing, can it?
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: Long $R0PE short $HOPE
[+5] u/AirwickS: $280,000,000,000 swing in Nvidia's market cap either direction
T-minus 3 hours...
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Good God Nike has been taking a beating for the last 5 years
[+5] u/outhinking: !banbet META 660 7 days
[+5] u/pink_ego_box: $WEAT (wheat ETF) +5.3% today
Food's about to get a lot more expensive
[+5] u/shlimeyboy: Anyone thinking NBIS for NVDA earnings?
[+5] u/nosebeerz420: Someone poke nvda with a stick or something
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: we are in 765.7 hell
[+5] u/Saeonic: Quite literally not buying the Ai Future these goblins want to push.
[+5] u/Dear__Bruce: My calls are up 9%. If I sell, they will skyrocket 150%.
If I hold, I’ll sell for a 49% loss tomorrow
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: WHO SAID THERE WOULD BE MOVEMENT AT 2:30
IT IS FLAT
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: ok well this weak chop convinced my to sell a condor for tomorrow. expect volatility now
[+5] u/bluen: I'm going to look at some art before earnings
[+5] u/GrandBarnacle575: Going to the right from here boys
[+5] u/version-two: I’ve managed to scalp $2k off spy/spx the past week.
I will lose that 2k\*5 in the coming days. It’s just how it goes.
[+5] u/Ilovebadjokes: Let me guess, all my stocks down 10%, SPY somehow .01% green
[+5] u/Viktri1: wtf meta? Should be up 20%
[+5] u/Xzlk: AVGO getting smoked recently
[+5] u/tirtha2shredder: Where my BAG7 gang at?
[+5] u/BigGain_Shrek: What’s the likelihood nvda misses and whole market eats shit tomorrow?
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: seems like an obvious buy the dip on meta here
[+5] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
[+5] u/Aldribuds: Have you even said thank you to Canada once?
[+5] u/IsaacNewtons-AAPL: SPY 765 generational buying opportunity
SPY 766 generational selling opportunity
Rinse and repeat
[+5] u/natebro142: Missed out on generational wealth with those META candles there
[+5] u/Neither_Remove_3463: The market is just a series of interconnected tubes
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: Are there still any spy bols left? Yall are about to get wiped even further
[+5] u/Anameisheere: All the gains from yesterday gone and more, now they’re gonna pump a little bit tomorrow to give everyone hope and dump again Friday to today’s prices so all calls and puts expire worthless. Can’t even make this up. Maybe I should just start selling naked calls and puts
[+5] u/gamblersgambit08: I never average up on winners, but I always seem to average down on the losers
[+5] u/Menoheal: i keep buying the dip but it keeps dipping more :hmmm:
[+5] u/Namtabmal: Dont worry guys we are gonna V as soon as the wall street guys come backs from
their lunch breaks.
Red before lunch as they are all hangry.
Green recovery as they are happy with stomachs full of
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Ohhhhh, there's a bagholder on this train 🎶
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Diabolical dump and pump all day
[+5] u/Financial-Example-44: Now we hold 765, then next 10 min we try for 766 again
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: The economic principle of the "very visible hand" guiding the market to scoop up theta coins
[+5] u/urgeyasfck: They should make a sexbot that looks identical to zuck so that getting cucked by zuck is as realistic as possible
[+13] u/build__a_skeleton: bro... I've never seen a market that wipes out the bulls, the bears, and the kangaroos. tf is going on??
[+13] u/aftherith: NVDA earnings leaked. Zero dollars earned. Jensen quoted as saying "Yeah we kinda forgot to make the chips this time guys, just kinda had a lot going on ya know? Next quarter we will definitely make some chip for sure."
[+9] u/Key_Change_6635: Hey NVDA, the streets say you can't have a 40% jump at earnings. You gonna let them talk like that?
[+9] u/PatientAd9394: Bers mass extinction event T-1 hour
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: If you’re shorting NVDA you deserve to be sent to Hormuz
[+6] u/SnowZulu: https://preview.redd.it/57a7qmkporlh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10a653f3f3ae992e23877a4694420f5b31a7f38
[+6] u/Akili-ndag: I'm pretty sure Nvidia will be at most +-1% tommorrow by 9:30 AM.
[+6] u/No_Journalist_9959: The SPY looked like it was going to pop, so I bought some calls and back down it went...sorry about that
[+6] u/MineCraftFanAtic69: The fuck is RDDTs problem
[+6] u/spunkychickpea: The entire economy hinges on the Burlington earnings call tomorrow.
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: Ok gold you can go to 4.7k now
[+5] u/want-to-be-tonystark: Really pinning spy near max pain today
[+5] u/GeneralPipe9989: Im fucking scared right now damn
[+5] u/NebulaBorn6389: I’m bored. If my port isn’t -10% or + 10% I’m numb
[+5] u/TheMangoWorshipper: Already lost half my portfolio the first week of school in our class stock simulation smh. Really thought I was about to flex on everyone
[+5] u/Senpai_Slime: Someone said Jensen was going to announce they are turning shareholders into semiconductors and ive been chuckling at the joke ever since, living in my head rent free
[+5] u/Vlisa: Prediction: All in NVDA predictions will be true simultaneously. We will all split off into our unique timelines where each of our predictions are true and then thrust back together. Like a Dragonbreak from the Elder Scrolls.
[+5] u/Coda70: Nvidia has been flat for so long. I am betting about 10 grand that there will be a pop.
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Celieve or not Balls
[+5] u/Zpry69: Dear leather jacket Jesus. Please bless my tendies. Amen 🙏
[+5] u/Contango-withme: My prediction for NVDA ah
Rip $20
Drop $40
Finish the day at closing price
[+5] u/mayorolivia: I hear Nvidia is reporting today
[+5] u/SpecialTrust2045: Is avgo a good buy before Nvidia earnings?
[+5] u/patricktu1258: My life sucks anyway
[+5] u/Vlisa: Do yourselves a favor and take a day off. Rest, recuperate. The market opens at 4pm
[+5] u/EnginrA: $18B sounds like a lot until you realize Meta’s revenue last quarter was $60B
[+5] u/DecisionPerfect3858: I am so dumb, I sold my meta calls for a lost to buy meta puts that are now down -80%
[+5] u/IllustriousCost2015: GLD calls bros money isn't real never has been
[+5] u/Half_Cash_Half_Stock: What if the intelligence was artificial all along?
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: No V on SPY this time me thinks.
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: goodbye bull market, will see you again some day
[+5] u/JuneauMori: Is nvda really gonna drop again this report? Hard to believe it
[+5] u/Historical-Fun-2536: Oh are we V’ing now? Bullshit
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Anybody else been cucked by the zuck?
[+5] u/Prior_Equivalent9125: My Nvidia call options are in pain
[+5] u/YTLupo: theta is even shit today. I run delta neutral condors and NOTHING is fucking filling NOTHING
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: I assume nvda earnings will break this gridlock we’ve been stuck in but who the hell knows
[+5] u/RanarrSmokerr: Abercrombie n Finch to the moon lmaoooo
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: # EVERY FOMC MEETING IN 2026 HAS BEEN RED BUL PREPARE JACKSON ASSHOE
[+5] u/YTLupo: market giving weekend at bernies vibes
[+5] u/evolvedmammal69: Hello fellow regards,
Nepal was hit by a massive glacial lake outburst flood today and has caused countless casualties and damage to infrastructure. We are gonna need thoughts, prayers and YOUR MONEY. If you are going to lose money in this regarded market anyway why not donate money to official channels in Nepal. Thank you!! 🙏🇳🇵
[+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Slowest dump of all time happening rn.
[+5] u/jwood14521: Need reddit to close below 160 on friday or one of your regards is gonna get my shares
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: Decided to invert WSB, realized everyone is already inverting so I might as well just do what everyone says
[+8] u/nknk_3: Just In - NVDA huge revenue miss anticipated. CEO has fled the country
[+7] u/GarthBooks69420: Just remember. The first move with nvda will probably be fake, and the second one will probably be too.
[+6] u/eileyle: Why the fuck are SPY 0DTE's still so expensive? There's 12 minutes left in the trading day yet its 32 cents for $764 put? It's 29 cents for a $770 call? Is everyone expecting massive movement in the last ten minutes?
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Full port MU AND SNDK rn
[+6] u/undergraduateproject: The real play is betting on adjacent stocks to Nvidia (AMD intel etc)
[+6] u/saintmitchy: “God please do something about this damn 80 year old”
*Dolly Parton dies*
“NO no I’m talking about the 80 year old MAN. The one that appears in the Home Alone 2 wink wink”
*Tim Curry dies*
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: NVDA +10% after ER.... unprecedented demand, that is unabating....creating a catalyst for the entire stock market to pump well into midterms, helping ole' Donaldino Pumperino in november....just saying.
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: September is pumping, I don't care what you say
[+5] u/SpiderWil: jensen needs to drop down his pants and spread his ass b4 announcing record earnings
[+5] u/joeyeats: well this doesn’t look good
[+5] u/TopDry1669: NVDA bout to go parabolic!
[+5] u/remilk123: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING RN
[+5] u/Jobisa: Just remember RDDT’s RSI is totally comfortable under 20
[+5] u/hardcrepe: You know the economy is fucked and the states are broke when they are pulling a EU move like suing companies for billions. Pennsylvania just sued Snapchat to get on the bandwagon. Itd be better though if the billions would not disappear in a black hole and went to job creation which would actually stimulate cash flow and economic activity.
[+5] u/Dust-Sea: OpenAI has a custom Jalapeño chip. NVda fukd big time.
[+5] u/Mundane-Dirt-4077: Nvda report will green or cause a recession
[+5] u/Additional_Jelly_978: You think the Wall Street boys put pineapple on pizza ?
[+5] u/Avict001: Maybe that Intel spammer was onto something
[+5] u/buttsniffer7: Yall too bearish. Nvda is gonna fly
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Oh no PCE!
*googling what pce means*
[+5] u/Standard-Meringue-70: Market is down bc of dolly Parton
[+5] u/gigilero: this shit is so tiring
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Metals are going to do that thing where they fuck my miner ETF again, aren't they.
[+5] u/AggressiveTower5582: We get a NVDA pump before GTA 6 🚀
[+5] u/palendin123: calls on MU is gaurantee a win
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Ima need Jensen Nvidia to stunt on these hos.
[+5] u/RuleSafe6767: Bots appear to be pumping Intel repeatedly in here. Big players needs to unload a large position, right? That seems to be the pattern around here.
[+5] u/Iunatic: Wow. SpaceX really sucked the life out of RKLB ASTS. Both going to zero now
[+5] u/CaaCCeo: Everything is fn pinned
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: sometimes life tests you with hard times, such as making you buy ASTS
[+5] u/Hashcookiee: Last chance to get on the amd bull train with many shrek dildos