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[+19] u/astromouse2024: You’re all some of the most unhinged idiotic psychopaths I’ve ever come across
It’s an honor to trade the markets with you
[+11] u/Paul_Robert_: Urgh, why won't my port just 10x already?
[+9] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Oh man my port is gonna look GOOD at open 🥹
[+9] u/ZamoT__T: Green open, red within the hour.
[+9] u/spaghetticode94: JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran believes ceasefire with US and Israel was to take pressure off markets and buy time for a bigger attack.
Iran took measures in the past two months to prepare for a bigger fight, WSJ reports.
[+8] u/stupidber: Ber killed Hayden Panettiere
[+8] u/Alternative_Cup1267: NOK try to hold overnight gains challenge (impossible)
[+7] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: SKHY or SNDK full port? Koreans have the day off today
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: the same people telling you the market wants to crash are the same people shorting micron at 800 and palantir at 130
[+6] u/Kepsoo97: Semiconductors return to Ath 📈📈 sk hynix 🦋
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: He left OpenAI, created a fund called Situational Awareness, and had no situational awareness before he had to sell off his investments for Pennie’s on the dollar , LMAO 😂
[+6] u/BFox1982: Remember with school starting back up to leave for work 10 minutes early to account for school buses.
[+6] u/Chrg88: Damn Hayden P was smoking hot in Nashville. Really fucked up she’s gone RIP
[+6] u/WonderfulWorld3326: We are in the middle of an AI rally and y'all buy shit 1999 stocks like Cisco and Nokia. Some of y'all deserve to lose money.
[+6] u/DarkoDokkan: Memory still pumping
[+6] u/Eastern-Contact-2034: I’m full ported in MU shares, I’ll paint my britches if we gap up to 1100-1200 on open
[+5] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: Buy the dip, short the VIX, fuck bitcoin
[+5] u/SpiderWil: wait, so is this sndk pump still going this week considering no insane events going on
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: The $ devaluation is really messing with my and other foreign retards ports. 3% down just the last month.
[+5] u/OwnObject8163: If the market crash 80% today at open what would you be reduced to?: Honest answers only
Me, I would lose 560,000 in shares but 2 houses mortgage free worth 1.5 m and art and cars about 180 thousand...id survive
[+5] u/Consistent-Kale-8776: if u dont buy rddt dont regret the rocket ship leaving ya asses behind tmr
[+5] u/TreGet234: Please lemme break even on my celh bags...
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: My broker won't allow me to buy SNDX or any other SNDK gearing... They say I'm unqualified or, in their words, "Too regarded".. Wtf man
[+5] u/reimannwallace: Gentlemen, let's make some money again, let's make some money, what do you say?
[+5] u/SpiderWil: i'm so pumped on this sndk now i can't go back to sleep, i'm just gonna wait till 9:30
[+15] u/AgitatedJump8459: # YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO BUY A GENERATIONAL SEMIS DIP BUT INSTEAD YOU DECIDED TO BUY HTZ 😹
[+13] u/Vlashaaak: Are we all buying nbis just to fuck over burry kun 😭🥀💔
[+12] u/plumpypenguin: imagine paying $380 a year to copy burry’s losing trades
[+11] u/le_pedal: The pump --> crash --> rebound on memory is actually mind blowing. One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
[+11] u/VTI4LYFE69: IRAN AND US REPORTEDLY AGREE TO EXTEND 60-DAY PERIOD
Right before market opens
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
[+11] u/mayorolivia: Sandisk up 50% in a week. What a fuckin beast
[+11] u/OptionsHuduga: whose ready for:
SNDK 2k gang?
MU 1500 gang?
DRAM 100 gang?
Memtards?
WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
[+10] u/GuwopGOAT: Memory took me from +120k to -30k in July. Currently back at +25k lol
[+10] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/economy/weapons-of-self-destruction-americans-are-now-borrowing-more-money-to-bet-on-stocks-than-borrowing-on-credit-cards/ar-AA2aerIS?uxmode=ruby&cvid=6a82ea04be9f44139a54910421387418&ocid=edgntpruby&pc=NMTS&ei=20
[+10] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP ORDERS PENTAGON TO CUT JOINT EXERCISES WITH SOUTH KOREA CITING "VERY GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH KIM JONG UN" LMAO WE ARE DOOMED REGARDS!
[+9] u/KarlLachsfeld: Fox News reports Trump threatened that if Oman obstructs the United States, the US will bomb Oman. STABLE GENIUS
[+8] u/FartPolluter: Remember, whatever you do, do not take any profits under any circumstances.
[+8] u/mayorolivia: As a top 1% commenter, I’d like to cordially welcome you to the Casino. 🎰
[+8] u/Strike_Mission: Micron back over 1000 baby!!! 🌙
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Bruh stop hiring Indian for scam calls. It’s hard to understand what they’re sayin and it makes it too obvious
[+7] u/ElkQuiet1541: the DRAM and chill crowd is back, spamming every day 😣
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: Too bullish,im shorting
[+7] u/drazayn99: Friend of mine trying code an "algorithm" using claude. The top is in fellas
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: IRAN DECLARED VICTORY OVER US LED COALITION!
[+7] u/ghops67: I set up 90 day stop loss for everything I own today
[+7] u/DealerOk4741: Rumors Kushner gonna tear down Palestine to build the new Lakers arena now that his brother owns the team
[+6] u/IndividualNo7155: MSFT is red pre market, we're going to have a good day
[+6] u/somenace: mU seeing a lot of options activities so premiums are making me rich
[+6] u/ez399017: BURRY WHAT HAPPENED? HOW DO YOU LOSE TO THE NEBTARDS?
[+6] u/jlw993: Is there an inverse Burry fund?
[+6] u/drazayn99: Hmm, maybe I should finally long $BABA again
[+6] u/znightmaree: Two weeks ago: “Sell sell sell, sell low buy lower, hurrrr durrrr don’t be a bagholder, you bought at ATH didn’t you hurrr durr”
Today: “I was de-risking. I was practicing capital preservation. It doesn’t matter if I would have recovered all losses by holding for two weeks, what I did was smart and responsible.”
:copium: :copium: :copium: :copium: :copium:
[+6] u/MXY2022: I need the toddler not to speak today because my portfolio is finally recovering
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: I was rooting for Iran ngl
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: # I KNOW 🫵 ARE FEELING FOMO RIGHT NOW!
[+5] u/Educational-Tea6917: Spy is going dump so hard at open, 800 by end of next week though.
[+5] u/Kingmusk420: MU bears shitty their pants atm
[+5] u/Winter-Fearless: What was that oil dump?
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: it's crazy to me there are some people that never had depression or even suicidal type of depression
[+5] u/hkusbeckham: Did NBIS cure cancer? Wtf is this shit man
[+5] u/azkxv: SNDK has some serious ret\*rd strength
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: MAJOR DEVELOPMENT
AL ARABIYA SOURCES: THERE ARE REPORTS OF A APPROVAL OF A EXTENSION OF THE 60 DAY PERIOD BETWEEN IRAN AND THE UNITED STATES
BEARS COOKED AGAIN HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
[+5] u/azkxv: SNAP casually down 20% love to see it, terrible terrible company should be worth zero
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: Bears in absolute denial over the 60-day cease-fire extension.
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: burry is too early in short selling always.
[+5] u/RLVille: Who is playing the KLAR earnings call? Bullish or bearish?
[+5] u/shawthdalord: Will nbis hit $300 today?
[+5] u/chainerection: "Market's only up 0.12% , bols r fuk. My bear thesis is right", Michael J Bear
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Iran = distraction so guys like Ken Griffin can own AI instead of you
[+5] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: Mango bombing Oman too now. Oil going to $20
[+5] u/dpatel211: Kudos to memory bulls & bagholders
[+5] u/Ok-Way-6900: ive heard enough. max margin calls on avgo
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: IMAGINE BUYING HTZ INSTEAD OF THE GENERATIONAL MEMORY/SEMIS DIP
[+5] u/visionarymind: Idk why I woke so early today but I guess I’ll make 🅱️rekkie
🥓🍳
[+5] u/suizman: I bought GOOGL, now you can buy puts
[+10] u/witek-69: Anybody else wish they bought 100 shares of SNDK last year for $45 ? 🙄
[+9] u/oliver2022: MU 1500 EOW TO PLACE THE LAST NAIL IN THE BURRY AND BERS COFFIN
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Ill consider myself replaceable the day ai can go to work as hungover as me, until then calls
[+8] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Just a reminder, that US10Y at 4.8% means we start seeing some unwinding.
[+8] u/Utilize3372: When will world maps update to reflect the US ownership of Strait of Hormuz?
[+8] u/StockB0Y: Who tf buying nvdia at 227🤣where tf you expect it too go 400?
[+8] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: I bet the president of Oman is like... O man
[+8] u/hayleybts: SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL TO REUTERS: IRAN HAS DECIDED TO SHIFT ITS POLICY FROM DEFENSIVE TO A 'FULLY OFFENSIVE' ONE
[+8] u/Stmast: Lets get you to bed Burry
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m gonna turn my AC down one degree today just to feel superior to Europeans
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: The 🥭 of Peace has threatened to "bomb the shit out of" Oman
[+7] u/NocturnalCereal: I miss my life pre Kirk
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Crypto bros are a different kind of stupid
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Happy circuit breaker day
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Chat is being pretty bearish and paranoid, ain't looking good
Definitely calls
[+6] u/snatchdaddy69: Holy fucking tits boys. My degenerate ass tried trading meme coins all weekend, got toasted. Decided fuck this, playing slots better chance of winning. Just turned $15 spin into 9k… cashed it! Time to parlay it all on 0DTE AMZN calls????
[+6] u/Capt_Chickenpox: The moment i touch something it turns to shit
[+6] u/Apple2o: The runes have been cast
MU 1069.69 EOD
[+6] u/powerboner: God is punishing me for having pre-marital sex by making me own Google 😔
[+6] u/Ryzze_Up: Sndk making me shit bricks (bought at top)
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Nobody actually thinks stocks are a buy here do they? Just chasing right?
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Fuck this chungus market
[+6] u/HardlyBoysRagingClue: I'm getting that urge to buy a round lot of micron. Whatever manipulation is going on, its working on me.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Burry is probably right, in about 10 years.
[+6] u/Over-Young8392: safe to full port at SNDK @ 10x leverage here?
[+5] u/StophJS: Going into today hoping to recover my SMCI losses from Friday and for NBIS to go down. Probably not getting any of that.
[+5] u/GurHot8359: mango talking on fox and futes going down lol
[+5] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Can we do what we did two Mondays ago and fly up 1.6% again? Thatd be cool.
[+5] u/Rawkstonks: More uppies for zero reason
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Just past middle of August. September’s are weak. Will whales get out before then?
[+5] u/TheRealDipsos: Why do i see people complaining all day about google and then watch the chart and it's doing great?
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: I cannot stress enough how much I do not respect state troopers
[+5] u/Mr_Pongo: What the heck was that pop on LUNR
[+5] u/Ryzze_Up: If sandisk dumps it's genuinely over for me
[+5] u/TimedOutClock: I don't think AI itself is a bubble, but it sure as shit is when China can dump open-source models that do 90% of the work for a fraction of the cost. How the fuck do you justify these insane valuations and deals if you can never recoup?
[+5] u/mangled_degenerate: HIVE just got a deal.
https://www.hivedigitaltechnologies.com/news/hives-buzz-hpc-signs-350-million-ai-cloud-services-agreement-with-investment-grade-enterprise-customer/
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: Sticking with my 10 stocks through thick and thin: AMD GOOG AMZN ORCL META NBIS MU SPCX AVGO ANET
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: If health is wealth then what about the poors who can’t afford health ? LMAO
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: AMD got tired of winning
[+5] u/DREAMERVILLE1255: Believe it or not, calls
[+5] u/BentoMan: Gym parking in America is wild. Everyone is fighting for the closest parking spots. Basketball dudes parking in the handicap spot with their grandmas car. Meanwhile I just park further away and walk like a normal human being.
[+5] u/AnnuannaXbox: i wish the market opened earlier
[+5] u/powerboner: I fucking hate you GOOG, and I hate myself more for even trying to belief in u
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Don’t get baited into puts little burrys in training
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: #Open the fucking stock market already gawd damn it, Ima little cranky and in a bad mood 🫵😓
#Also good mornin' 🌄, Micron & SanDisk gang 😇
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: So like was there a tweet or something or bond yields going parabolic just because?
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: I demand spy rise 2 percent today!
[+5] u/frugaleringenieur: Long US manufacturing, DC devalues USD for export.
[+5] u/Enslave-and-Oppress: Bags heavy, covered calls are ready.. tears on my sweater already, moms spaghetti
[+5] u/Deshen87: What happened? Did we just get peace deal nr 334?🥳
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: lol my -90% MU calls from 2 weeks ago just became green
[+5] u/Senior_Jicama_2108: Crazy nvda candle rn
[+5] u/GurHot8359: I don't think bulls understand how bear thinks
[+5] u/ShamAsil: The earnings beat number was an accounting trick from their investments, their actual income increase wasn't spectacular.
[+20] u/Few-Let-9363: He must have done good
[+12] u/Hour-Bag-8426: AXIOS REporting: Trump may not know what he's doing
[+12] u/BicycleAggressive312: Premarket dump before pump so that’s good
[+12] u/xlmtothemoon: cramer just said you're an idiot if you sell sandisk
[+11] u/Razvanell95: 3.1 Million retards, 5 posts in the last 12 hours.
Dead internet theory
[+11] u/YoDooley: So you’re telling me Hayden Panetierre died and Mitch McConnell is still alive?
Ain’t no way.
[+10] u/themourningpoet: Puts at open seems like too obvious a play so calls it is
[+10] u/YoDooley: My favorite metric is that Insider sales is at an all time high.
For literally every company.
[+10] u/chudforthechudgod: Premarket is like watching myself struggle to maintain an erection.
[+10] u/carrollart: Mitch McConnell every morning : “water, with sugar”
[+10] u/TimeTravelingChris: Now we are threatening to bomb Oman? Great. Great, great, great. Amazing work. No notes.
[+10] u/Hour-Bag-8426: If it hurts when you V, you might have a bearinary tract infection.
[+9] u/Gorgenapper: Looks like the early access to 🥭 tweets is paying off big time for the insiders
[+9] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Think this war is going to drag on into 🥭's third term?
[+9] u/Lelwrektnub: Bros already threatening to bomb Oman before market open.
[+9] u/therealnorthwild: We don't care about the opinions of financial people who summer in the Hamptons. We take advice from people who move from their regular dumpster at Wendy's to a summer dumpster at Chipolte
[+8] u/Born_Chocolate9295: time to rug pulling the koreans
[+8] u/brute-forced: The maniac is now threatening to bomb Oman after he and his family bought puts on friday before the close
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: Load up on $150 QQQ puts if you want to actually make money. 90% of the etf is going bankrupt.
[+8] u/BarneyTheOctopus: Good Morning Femboys
[+8] u/TuffGritts: Whoever told me to buy QQQ puts, count your days
[+7] u/carrollart: Hey guys I’m European . It’s too hot here indoors what ever shall I do besides come to Reddit to complain
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: Chad overnight buyers vs fake n ghey premarket bers
[+7] u/ElderDwarf: sndk 2000 by end of week boiz
[+7] u/curling_rocks: Short TSLA, spcx, or nbis?
[+6] u/Samjabr: TIL, on the spaceX lockup, employees actually - net - bought more shares than they sold.
WSB inverse nails it again
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Futures are fake and gay
[+6] u/UHNNNNNNNN: My number one rule is never buy all time high
[+6] u/moomfugger: Market will go up kids
[+6] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: did 🥭 forget that it's not weekend?
war threats = after friday close
peace deals = before monday open
that's the script
[+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: The fact that most options trades are not possible after hours while stocks can is indication that MM wins always , imo
[+6] u/Bravadette: JPMorgan says Iran, Oman 'legally justified' to charge Hormuz navigation fees
https://thecradle.co/articles/jpmorgan-says-iran-oman-legally-justified-to-charge-hormuz-navigation-fees
Master of Deals yall
[+6] u/bluen: I heard we have pre market options now?
[+6] u/No-Passage2436: Wsb worrying abt pre-market, check futures -0.02%
[+6] u/Future_Hyena2562: Maybe I should deleverage so I don’t take another 75% drop like early June
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: whats insane is american news still talks about mcconnell as if hes alive after 2 months of this shit, and americans say they have no propaganda
[+6] u/sck178: The weekly headline of "Goldman Sachs/JP Morgan warns of blah blah blah blah"
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Watching a stock grind higher for 3 hours during premarket just to get wiped out by a single candle 5 minutes before open is my favorite
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: You buying or selling
[+6] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Communism means no stock casino. Let that sink in.
[+5] u/longGERN: Imagine being born against your free will then working 60 years then dying lolololol imagine
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: i’m not gay but i would fuck a thai ladyboy if she was hot
[+5] u/IceCreamButt69: Sell EVERYTHING! The jig is up
[+5] u/drakilian: Man never trust a weekend pump goddamn
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Nice dump for ghey bers
[+5] u/cutmylifeintopcs: Hello darkness my old fren
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: google now tapping australia for credit lmao
[+5] u/Alactrical: 47 minutes until bers get GAPED
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: We are bombing Oman now?
[+5] u/Diguojigood: nbiz looking bullish as fuck
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: SPY: -0.01%
WSB: wholesale liquidation
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[+5] u/NotMe357: "Scott Bessent is sending a clear signal, traders say: He will do whatever he can to prevent bond yields from soaring," per Bloomberg."
And that's included take all YOUR money.
[+5] u/TuffGritts: Brought RDDT calls. Get to it regards
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: apparently everyone is euro-summermaxxing rn, probably yuge dump on september
[+5] u/Big-Safe3031: Stock uppies or stock downies?
[+5] u/daqm: Oh no the bubble is bursting!
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: my cisco bags grow heavier each day
[+5] u/Civil-Soup2863: Now that I’m unbanned, I will no longer be insulting Theta Gang and their close friend Bibi Net in a Yahoo.
[+5] u/bluen: Face ripper believe it or not
[+5] u/Civil-Soup2863: “He bought SPY calls? Dump it.”
[+5] u/sabatiel180: Just asked claude the same question twice just differently and went from, everything's perfect to holy cow, we got some bugs in the code. Gonna be a long day. 🤦🏾♂️
[+5] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Iran reveals an “understanding” has been reached with Oman on a new Strait of Hormuz transit route."
[+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: Lmao anyone notice rednecks more pussy than ever. Almost 2 fights in last 90 days from fat goateed fucks that won’t get out of their truck but run their cunt mouth
[+5] u/lovelylvyne: I bought 1 share SNDK at 1743, you're welcome
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Green at open, massive dump 15-30 min in
[+5] u/andytobbles: Trump couldn’t keep his mouth shut for 5 minutes lmao
[+5] u/probably-ck: my jimmies are rustled
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: dump was pretty obvious ngl
[+5] u/luckylefty077: What did trump do now
[+5] u/brokerthanbroker: MU mooning. This whole market is just Semis and memory lol
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: 60 day Memorandum of Misunderstanding with Iran officially expires today
[+5] u/budsonguy: Ready to get rekt again
[+5] u/DorisBurkeHairyHole: HD puts. Nobody is building houses anymore
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: I just put my life savings on VOO shares. You’re welcome.
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: Dang ceasefire extension rumor and threats to oman did fucking nothing the manipulation isn't working anymore
[+5] u/handsoffmyspuds: MU crash or jump at open
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Fuck you taco, today was supposed to be a good day
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: Hey good morning I'll lose money today. Probably tomorrow too.
[+5] u/Fit_Set2526: hands where i can see em....
[+5] u/BedRiddenWizard: He said that he'd blow up Oman not even 30 min ago
[+9] u/noobgiraffe: SPCX is crazy. No news day, 7% up on open. Probably will reach 10.
Happened multiple times with this stock. Completely normal price action, nothing to see here.
[+9] u/SangerGRBY: Ken Griffin is fucking ruthless man, they really had a board meeting and planned the massive short positions on Leopolds wedding, that has to be some next level villian shit.
[+8] u/s1ckd0g0311: Schwab has disabled buying since open. Fuck these fucking scamming fucks.
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: I am literally always wrong about the direction of spy, but today I was right. Fuk your downvotes.
# You got cooked by an actual broken clock (me) 🤌🤌🤌
[+8] u/CanIMarginThat: EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND BUY EVERYTHING
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Bag7 always inversing Memory, a story as old as time lol
[+7] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: deal announcement incoming
[+7] u/ChampionshipOdd947: I'm Standard and Poor
[+7] u/Thetagang888: sandisk really is going back to $2000 and I havent bought a single share yet.
I really am a fcking regard
[+7] u/bulk_logic: SNDK moving from 2300 to 990 to 1770 all in a few weeks has got to show market manipulation by Citidel right? lmao no one's going to jail
[+7] u/Ragnaroknight: $779 0DTE Spy calls are only $0.04. Just $200 could get you 50 contracts.
Generational opportunity if it decides to V today. But those option prices make me think there's zero faith in a recovery.
[+7] u/SignificantRip8239: good news: i sold my NVDA option for 50% profit (few hundred bucks)
bad news: i lost lost 15k on GOOG (97%)
how can i frame this positively to my spouse and children?
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: so how bout that *Jeffstein* list? 🫴📋
[+6] u/ibobnotnot: schwab being shit, more news at 11
[+6] u/kill-devil-films: Sure glad I bought SPCX at 109
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: Sipping my $7 coffee while my 3x leveraged etfs swing my portfolio thousands of dollars 🤡
[+6] u/noobletato: I'm now a long term RDDT investor
[+6] u/Kickboy21: RDDT YOU PIECE OF SHIT
[+6] u/tdotrollin: SPCX easy money lol, always inverse WSB
[+6] u/GloomyMembership4197: RISK ON ROTATION
\- SPY down
\- Speculative stocks UP
MEANING: WE ENTER NEXT STAGE OF BULL MARKET
[+6] u/hudson701: dreadful today, slow choppy price action, wish I stayed out
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: Bought puts, prepare for V
[+6] u/traderbusto: SPY iron cornrow seems like the only play
[+6] u/EL_CHAMACO_2: Everyone freak the fuck out and panic sell ur stock to me
[+6] u/Frequent_Bowl_3668: ok boring days are officially worse than scary days
[+6] u/NoSort9076: SPY so boring, it may actually make me do work today 😴🖕
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Gonna drop bigly isn’t it?
[+6] u/SignificantRip8239: # Due to the massive losses I have incurred, I kindly ask that GOOG, META and MSFT be delisted. THANK YOU
[+6] u/DietOk3400: Spy 777 c’s. Wish me luck
[+6] u/ercanbas: US nukes Iran. Russia nukes Ukraine. North Korea nukes South Korea. China invades Taiwan. All this week.
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: Nah not really. Watching your money evaporating 50% is much worse than missing out on some gains
[+5] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: wtf was that dollar drop on oil 1m?
[+5] u/traderbusto: Shocked so shocked all of the moves are ah
[+5] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Damn I love RKLB, I've made a fortune
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Holy shit look at all the MU puts being bought rn. What fucking morons lol
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Somehow, Bagrosoft returned!! 🫨
[+5] u/liuqiu_rangers: Yeah KOSPI gonna see a +10% day
[+5] u/AdOk3638: # How can i lose my money with Schwab being this trash?! LMaO🤌
[+5] u/big-baller-47: Chat moving so fast no one will know I’m gay
[+5] u/Individual-Ad2325: Calls are all fucked.
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Risked 16.8k to make 200 bucks
Time to treat myself to a pizza later
[+5] u/wenchanger: how does burry have any money left shorting micron
[+5] u/Cosmorto: needs to go up or it will come down more - follow for more cutting-edge analysis
[+5] u/traderbusto: Saylor says that MSTR is “pivoting” from losing money to dilution
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: 🥭 threats again to spread war into Oman. It's like he hates my port.
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Oh gee Googl is red. Imagine that.
[+5] u/Final-Ad4960: Too bad yous a bunch HTZ baggettes now
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Are we back to Microsoft being red everyday
[+5] u/SageLeaf1: Oh fuck my grocery order is coming
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Trump threatens to bomb Oman over Iran deal
President says he will strike ally if it ‘gets in the way’ of Hormuz negotiations
[+5] u/ReturnLate8178: MU and sndk gonna hit ATH this month 😂
[+5] u/Winter_Body4794: What do you mean the leaps I bought on the ticker your cousin told you about in Fri are down 25 percent. Assholes
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: GUYS, this is a super healthy market, if you just ignore the president, the bond market, the debt and $30 mcd meals.
[+5] u/Sovetcki: 0dte spy are so cheap... We are just gonna chop all day huh
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Mango crash out in 30 min
[+5] u/NotRobotNFL: I go on walks and see more and more houses for sale. Something is off
[+5] u/Open_Pollution_8038: lol people complaining about Google
You watched it rise from $140 to $370 and bought in after it 150-200%? Enjoy bagholding, shit was priced 40 forward at the ATH.
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: imagine day trading google stocks lmao
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: Who knows how to hack into truth social accounts ? Asking for a friend
[+5] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Volatility my friend where are you
[+5] u/hylian_prince: My happiness is directly correlated with the SNDK chart
[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: Don’t worry guys, bombing Oman will fix the market surely.
[+5] u/A-Money-Lover: Save the bulls, save the world
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: They are running out of buyers.
[+5] u/Myrajes: Why are we blowing up Oman now?
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Oman that's a terrible idea
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/gllrnosroxjh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427ea92554cb01ff3e1e5acfe6240cf90088c199
😭
[+5] u/ap1618: You'd be rich if you had listened to me about SKHY
[+5] u/ghosty_z: A great day to chase my losses
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Googl for fuck sake
Just announce that you are making your own memory chips or some shit. I don't care.
Sundar. Fucking do something
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: google honey pls, why u such a disappointment
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Expect the short bus
[+19] u/pussinbuuts: after insane earnings: -10%
on a random day: +10%
lmao
[+13] u/Hussle_Crowe: All this hysteria over chat bots. Incredible
[+12] u/Ozqi: Please fuck yourself if you’re just now buying SNDK. Let it run up to my $2,350 buy in before you crater it you animals
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: my goal this year was to make $100k gambling, only $150k to go
[+10] u/TopDesigner6211: My net worth has decreased significantly since joining this sub
[+10] u/patelchief90: i’m the worst trader of all time
[+10] u/sharkenleo: Semis bears, how y'all holding up?
[+9] u/Curious-Bird-8159: I love reading comments saying something is “mooning” and it’s literally +0.5%
[+9] u/The_Albertino: Holding AMZN and GOOG calls through the selloff, this is insane
[+8] u/clubdirthill: Found an old SanDisk usb flash drive in a drawer. Am I rich now?
[+8] u/AngelNotFound4444: SNDK touched 950 20 days ago and look at it go now!
[+8] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: My puts have been slaughtered. GG
[+8] u/wafflepiezz: Generational opportunity on memory stonks and you have regards here still buying puts and calling it “tOp Is In!@‘!!”
[+8] u/doortoNarnia: market seems to be in ultra hard mode difficulty
[+8] u/FinePerformance1046: lol i sold my SNDK at 1300 on the 5th Aug I'm gay
[+7] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: SANDICK crashed 10% upwards
[+7] u/wafflepiezz: SNDK straight shrekking to $2k+ and you regards are missing out on this shit
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: At first I thought I'd sell Micron at $3500 - like don't get greedy right? Now I see how stupid that would be when memory destroys the global economy and collapses every currency. Micron will become the international central bank and us shareholders are going to have a lot of responsibility rebuilding th
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: SNDK still -25% from ATH its not the top!
[+7] u/derprondo: Another day another 🥭 blunder
[+7] u/nordik1: SNDK absolutely ripping
[+7] u/EnginrA: Chat moving so fast no one will see that I’m gay 😳
[+7] u/Dear__Bruce: Outbid on a starter home by an all cash boomer buying his 4th Airbnb property.
Fuck my life, my fiance is going to start crying tonight after I tell her we didn’t get the house and I just want to smoke weed and move into my first house
[+7] u/ScarletHarpy93: Trump undergoing surgery is probably the best news of the day. Markets always rebound higher on the death of a President.
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: SNDK fucking bear ass raw rn
[+7] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: Pls don't hop back in
[+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/Bubbly-Badger-3496 (2W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SNDK** ▲ | $1645.00 → $1800.00 | +9.4% | 9h 58m | Won |
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: when SNDK was last $2300, they didnt have the earnings they have today
[+6] u/sunsetmenu: just bought goog puts, watch it pump now
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Mag7 back to being the Bag7
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: BAG7 tanking
Memory ripping
Good old times are back baby
[+6] u/ClaytonKershaw22: Imagine watching the insane growth of AI and semi stocks over the past year fueled by unprecedented demand and making the conscious decision to invest in a fake meat company LOL
[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Every time Mu seems to stall I buy a put to reignite the pump you are welcome
[+6] u/isP1tchhere: I hate being an europoor cause at NY open i am by the beach and not able to open any position, because I have to use my 28 days of holiday.
[+6] u/I-caught-it-: When my dad told me options were a good way to lose money, I thought he was being a regard
It turns out he was wrong, it’s a great way to make money. and then turn around and lose everything
[+6] u/guccioli: These is the memory movement I’m used to
[+6] u/SteakEater137: My favorite part of this euphoric AI bull market is how it only actually applies to data centers being built. Market doesnt give a flying fuck about the alleged benefits for companies actually, you know, could use AI...and AI has now apparently turned into a liability for providers like META, GOOG, MSFT, etc, despite them being the ones paying the bills for the data centers, so they need to be successful for any of this to be worthwhile.
[+6] u/stock_dude9: SNDK has literally gapped up every trading day for a week
[+6] u/Goldpeaches32: To think I used to have $19K in my account and know I’m at $4k😂 good times
[+6] u/SteakEater137: Market does realize if this whole AI thing doesnt pan out for GOOG, MSFT, META, OpenAI, etc in terms of profitability, that all their data center buildout budget will also dry up, right? Theyre not mutually exclusive lmao but meanwhile they constantly inverse each other.
[+6] u/AFGummy: Dotcom bubble went on for years, why wouldn’t memory and AI do the same. Jump aboard and make some money
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Algo prop job. This market is aids
[+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: SPY has gotten to be the most untradable piece of shit
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Fuck your puts. Fuck your calls. Another week of theta kicking your balls.
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: bro like seriosly wtf is up with meta. this pos in the only mag 7 to be so far off its all time high
[+5] u/shreddedcheese42069: holy shit can spy do something
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: spcx is utterly retarded, even in this current intellectually disable market it stands out
[+5] u/VOO_bull_forever: # lvmh = complete capital su*cide
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Knew I shoulda bought AVGO calls
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: memory pumping, but why?
[+5] u/meiotta: Spy: the day where nothing happened
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Clearly im meant to work till death
[+5] u/beerstearns: GOOGL and MSFT pelvic thrusting in my face all morning
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: SNDK up almost +$600 in 1 week insane
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Buffet bought GOOGL at almost ATHs for $10b and now he’s technically down
Truly one of us
[+5] u/Interesting-Iron2587: SNDK $2000 call strike piling up unstoppable
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Sndk popped three viagra
[+5] u/No-Quarter5521: Since everyone is saying calls, I’m loading up puts
[+5] u/unseamingcarrot: Memory on it's way to ATH
[+5] u/_LordCat: Memory = free money boisss
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: Good day for memory stonks
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Hundred billion dollar companies regularly going up and down 10% a day on a whim isnt normal no matter how you slice it lol
[+5] u/Sellasbuyoutorbust: NFLX is absolutely juicy at these prices
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Day two of nofap until $GOOGL reclaims $400.
[+5] u/AirportBeneficial603: !banbet SNDK 2000 3D
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Whole lotta newbies here all bark and no bite
“sNdK wIlL cOlLaPsE”
Buy puts on it then pussy
[+5] u/micheelay: Chewing Xanax right now I need these moves to work
[+5] u/StaryWiaderkowicz: SanDisk go back to ath
[+5] u/smokeyjoe0612: 2 more hours for my daily dopamine hit
[+5] u/999makai: Inverted V of heaven incoming
[+5] u/vandammes: AVGO AND GOOG CALLS THIS WEEK LFG
[+5] u/D1finalboss: The beatings will continue until the morale improves
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: im so good at buying the top
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Nice knowing you Korean bros
[+5] u/Prize_Box_4762: Then why aren't you?
[+5] u/-OkemaN-: Dude I always buy the tip and sell the dip
[+5] u/LostCommoGuyLamo: Whoever said green after dip. You suck just as much as me you dumb f\*ck
[+5] u/TradingButT: GOOG PLEASE JUST ONE GREEN DAY
[+5] u/leoman2896: Range is tighter than my holes
[+5] u/TopDesigner6211: SPY GOOG AAPL...sigh...why do I even bother?
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: ❌ bols r fuk
❌ bers r fuk
⭕️ schwab is fuk
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: sell mags buy memory seen this shit 1000 times
[+5] u/Ozqi: 20% more on SNDK and I breakeven
[+5] u/im-regarded: Chop every single fucken day. I’m out fuck this
[+5] u/QueenAlicat: Is this….. another theta day 😭
[+5] u/Sufficient_Sport5251: Why would you short those stocks
[+13] u/RisingSerpent222: My broker called me and told me to stop trading.
[+10] u/Busy-Needleworker523: Friday was lowest volume day for s&p500 relative to its average ever, so I’d say they already did???
[+9] u/Cyee05: MOST CORRUPT MARKET IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA
[+8] u/LuvSicPt5: pls just give me back my money, i will invest in etfs
[+8] u/LittleShiro11: "this stock may have elevated risk"
I know. That's why I'm buying it.
[+8] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Joe Rogan's entire show is just believing whoever spoke to him last
[+8] u/Fantastic_Barbie: onlyfans account but it's me getting fucked by theta
[+8] u/myjumboloanapp: 🥭 playing 5 dementia-nal chess again
[+7] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Well.. that was fun. Second largest winner for me… will get back in again.. that is just a lot of money for me. Happy trading! MRVL baby!
https://preview.redd.it/24cf8jxwhyjh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61d20abc62a4ab1e147492c766e4cc5d115333ef
[+7] u/Cyee05: I WOULD RATHER LIVE IN INDIA THAN WATCH THIS PRICE ACTION
[+7] u/Red_Zone_Broly: It seems the "sell everything else and just buy semis+memory" trade is back
[+7] u/RisingSerpent222: Up 43% today. Too bad my Capitol is minuscule because I nuked my account a 100 times
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: MY PENNY STOCK IS REVERSE SPLITTING
THE DRY WALL IN MY MOM'S GARAGE IS ABOUT TO GET IT 😡
[+7] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Market stuck while MM calculate which direction they send it maximize bagholders
[+7] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Genuinely so fucking boring with these soft walls where it clearly wants to drill and they just want to keep propping it up, just pump it then you fucking retards we've all seen how you do it on command, gather the troops and enough with this horseshit
[+7] u/myjumboloanapp: Exhibit A: We will attack X country (with no nukes) because they have nukes
Exhibit B: We will attack Y country (with no nukes) because if we don’t they will get nukes
It’s almost like we are saying the only way out is to get nukes.
[+7] u/No_Cod972: Is it over if I'm 36 and not a billionaire?
[+6] u/Czyzzle: Robinhood had no business letting me make these plays. I am clearly a victim.
[+6] u/Cyee05: SHITHOLE MARKET SHITHOLE MARKET SHITHOLE MARKET SHITHOLE MARKET
[+6] u/RenaissanceWmn1: MU to 1100 tomorrow?
[+6] u/Automatic-L0ss: Made $350,000 in stocks last year, all short term gains. I paid out $120,000 for taxes and then shelled out another $120,000 in “estimated taxes.” I still feel poor like wtf. 🤬
[+6] u/MarginCalledManager: get SPY to 770 already, this theta bullshit is so stupid
[+6] u/LuvSicPt5: Well META just made me homeless
[+6] u/chrs_mnz: Feels like bulls are exasperated, but I'm sure it'll jump like $3 on minimal buying because the MMs don't want to daamhp it.
[+6] u/mneymaker: GOOG and NVDA are exhausting af to hold. The moment you sell, you get to watch the +3.5% pump. Fuckin tickers man
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: What’s going on with UNH? Been bleeding all month
[+5] u/Vlisa: Whenever you lose millions in the market they should let you choose which billionaire keeps your money.
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Many of you are too young to remember, but there was a time when Nokia built indestructible cell phones. They were small, blocky, flippy, and would literally take a bullet for you and still make calls.
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Why da fuck are people calling a 80 cent drop on SPY a dump?
[+5] u/Cyee05: Taking out a mortgage and going all in 776 calls here
[+5] u/aqjingson: If I was a bear I’d be seething… but luckily not 😴
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: My dog accidentally ran into the glass door, now is afraid to walk thru it. She reluctantly pawed the air to make sure it was safe
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Calls red, puts red
Theta sellers the most estrogenic dudes alive
[+5] u/davidbigham: Bag 7 era is back . holy fk
[+5] u/Cyee05: FUCKING FUCK USELESS FUCK MARKET
[+5] u/dabblesest: Spy you owe me like 8 god candles right now
[+5] u/Gold-Release-1186: Came across a beautiful field this weekend with oaks, flowers, a stream and said but can this be a AI datacenter
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Did Iran even want nukes lol
I just remember us being in Venezuela and then we were randomly in Iran like 16 hours later
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: So today sucks. What’s the play tomorrow?
[+5] u/Cyee05: SPY SHOULD FUCKING GROW A PAIR AND PUMP FOR FUCKKKKKKKK SAKE
[+5] u/Gold-Release-1186: This is not the market i jacked off all weekend in anticipation of
[+5] u/BoringAward2832: What we buying market open???
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Triple leveraged ETFs can wipe you out on a few bad days....be careful
[+5] u/TalentedArchitect: so hilarious to me how they made SNDK crash after earnings, and barely two weeks later look where its at. so many regards fucking up the market
[+5] u/dweeegs: NVDA has been in a $2 range for almost 3 days now
[+5] u/Fortnait739595958: What a rug pull in drones, ONDS, RCAT, UMAC...
[+5] u/SmokedCowTaint: selling is for pussies. i never sell. i let that shit go to zero. let them liquidate me. fuck em
[+5] u/KingOfTheBritons96: Still a dump for ants, wake me up when SPY is below 770
[+5] u/Weebdo: my portfolio is currently -20% LET'S GOOO
[+5] u/rygypi: Holy crap the second my calls sold
[+5] u/Game3k: SOFI tards unite and yolo. We goin $20+
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: Damn I put in $50K into SPCX when it was valued at $50B. I had the option to put in $100K. FUCK.
[+5] u/OrganicSong2660: Told myself I’d go voo if I get my money back from sndk now that I have it back I dont want to leave 💀
[+5] u/kvndoom: I'm so glad I bought back my DRAM 8/21 60 CC's last week. I'd have been crying blood today.
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: Flock saw you go to a meeting
[+5] u/shutnr: sndk will crater 20% to levels not seen since 4 days ago
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: the calls are saved! -90% to -80% 📈📈📈
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: MU trying to breakout
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: GOOGL day low again. Every minute candle is a new day low lol. Cant with this bullshit.
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: So overdue for a pump
[+5] u/MattmanDX: SPY volume very low for a Monday morning
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: Sell crap 7 buy speculative memes is back, the same trade from may?
[+12] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: TRUMP SAID HE WOULD BRING THE DEFICIT DOWN BUT ITS NEARING $40T LOL, THE BOND MARKET IS ASKING WHO WILL BUY US (BONDS)???? WHO??????????
[+11] u/PenguinOfB00m: Fucking lol the entire stock market is being stripmined to pump AI stocks
[+8] u/aupperk24: raise your hands if you lost money today
[+7] u/spilledonwhite: Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the 30yr
[+7] u/aupperk24: I'm never going to financially recover from this
[+7] u/TokiAsuma: Holy we are drilling
[+7] u/wildcat1055: The case for bulls: I have puts
[+7] u/Cav829: Once again, I'd be way more green on the day if I just stopped trading around 11. I never learn.
[+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: Tesla: the price of the cyber truck is now $1M USD
General public: lol now we aren’t gonna buy any
Spacex: I’m reporting this on my GAAP earnings since I own so many cybertrucks I bought for 125k
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: My port is deep red today because I touched myself plenty last night 😔
[+6] u/GooglySoft: MSFT back to the shitters again
[+6] u/nyse25: Who else scratching their balls rn
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Gonna have our retirement accounts broker buy $100k of 30y T’s. Unreal to see it this high again.
[+5] u/Consistent_Peanut237: not a single 1M + block order for SPX/QQQ hahaha - big players are out today
[+5] u/GrandKnew: shiiiiit. it ain't often I feel the need for a burrito, but when I need a burrito I *need* a burrito know what I'm sayin
[+5] u/ManonFire1224: Why are y’all sitting here watching paint dry?
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Another bloodbath for companies that actually make money in favor of companies that don't, 2026 market in a nutshell
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: You know it's funny, every time GOOG gets below $340 I buy a lil more but like, it doesn't dip that much anymore.
[+5] u/MorningAlternative43: My ability to chose incorrectly every single fucking time is amazing
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: what a beautiful day to be full ported into semis and memory
[+5] u/Haikoe: We gonna see some rowdy shit in the market real soon guys. If ure in the green, take profit
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Imagine how rich we would all be if 🥭 wasn’t in charge. It’s like every single decision this idiot makes is made to attempt to annihilate the bull market.
[+5] u/SenileOldDude: One of you scoundrels is trying to time the dip, and I just want to say good luck
[+5] u/oknBagholding: Snap went bankrupt at 5am and recovered the business by 730am
[+5] u/Muted_Marsupial_3405: Did the orange man say something
[+5] u/HippityHoppity90: There will be no V!!!
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: in 30 mins we´ll be here like:
**ohhh wooow, what a V, what a beautiful V, I make the best Vs, nobody does Vs like I do, and everybody's saying it too, believe me!**
[+5] u/Slayerr924: people that compare market from 2008 dont get it, today everybody with a celphone can invest and with the housing price so high people realise investing is eazy as you just click once and you dont have to do anything. Every kid now want to invest and roam around the world wich is actually good
[+5] u/CosmosMasterMan: I was 10% below principal two weeks ago and now I'm positive 6%, love this rollercoaster.
[+5] u/Traditional_Sea_6303: HTHT crushed earnings this morning. Might be a play for those interested. Already up +8% premarket. Just FYI……
[+5] u/Cool-Employ-4830: need silver to go crazy
[+5] u/Captain_TuckFard: No one can stop memory
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: The rigging of crude oil is impressive but they have no control over diesel prices which are the backbone of the industrial economy. Many refiners already ran a lot but a lot of integrated players still have a lot of headroom.
[+5] u/captainstrange94: This market is truly dogshit and can't convince me otherwise. Stupid names like SPCX growing at multi trillion valuations on zero news or earnings while growth gets nuked every day
[+5] u/Anonn39: allies get in your way? Just bomb them
another strategic masterclass from the commander in chief
[+5] u/lordofming-rises: Amazing. Bought Lunr at 43 dollars and now went from 13 to 20. Just needs to double again
[+5] u/OkBeginning9576: # BEARS
# ATTTTTTTTTTACK
[+5] u/Cool-Employ-4830: i am tired of having to be alive everyday
[+5] u/Over-Celebration-168: When this war shit is going to get over. Its not funny anymore
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *Apparently HTZ is not going to be the road to Tendie town I envisioned.*
[+5] u/WallyWally12345: For the sake of this chat and bots spamming…don’t let HTZ go green
[+5] u/dkrich: Reason I’m bearish. There’s a whole group of founders who are all taking daily victory laps on X about how awesome they are. Feels toppy
[+5] u/Jbrayboy: well it was nice to give away what little money i have for the last week
[+5] u/aka_crashoverride: I have more positions than the Kama Sutra
[+5] u/JJGfunk: If Halle Berry married José Peña, she'd be Halle Peña
[+5] u/Bitter_griffin-24: AVGO will be >400 soon, you heard it here
[+5] u/AnnJilliansBrassiere: Welp, indexes are dead, #MemeStocks are back on the menu boys. SPCX up 6% today, calls up 300%. All calls and puts on SPX are down 60-80%+ since open.
The market tilted on us, the heavies are flooded. The grocery stores are raided and empty, it's time to go hunting for our meat again.
[+5] u/robinhoodscams: Market is screwing every single one of us and there’s nothing you can do about it. Up or down you will get fucked regardless.
[+5] u/Powerful-Reaction607: Spy might be the worse 0DTE play ever in existence
[+5] u/Aldribuds: V time is now, yes or yes
[+5] u/TowelFart: just dropped my cheetos bag all over the fucking floor
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: 🥭 said he's in no hurry
[+13] u/taconomtaco: I wasn’t satisfied with a 600 dollar gain so I decided to lose 4k instead apparently
[+13] u/2020isgreat: Getting your 5.3% annual return on bonds just to realize everything u spend money on went up 10% in price LMFAO
[+12] u/xeemyy: I’m a Europoor and I wasted my 20s saving nothing at all. I’m ruined 🤌
[+12] u/Affectionate-Tart891: The easiest 5x of your life is to inverse my portfolio
[+12] u/M13alint: Zyn = Popped✅
Monster = Drank✅
Panic attack = Experienced✅
[+11] u/Ble_h: Wake up happy, go to bed sad. Day in the life of a retarded trader.
[+11] u/GneissFrog: US military spending makes up about one third of all military spending on the planet and almost more than the rest of the top ten spenders combined... still can't beat Iran. lol. This is like the NY Knicks losing to a WNBA team.
[+10] u/FinishWarm1746: Stop buying 0dte
Stop buying 0dte
Stop buying 0dte
Stop buying 0dte
Stop buying 0dte
Stop buying 0dte
Stop buying 0dte
Stop buying 0dte
Stop buying 0dte
[+10] u/ajibtunes: your whore name is your first name followed by your last name.
[+10] u/Jamiroquietly: Oman bombing would be a bad idea
[+10] u/sayemsosa: Take profits before close, it might get really dark after that.
[+9] u/Commercial_Sound1448: This war is escalating ya'll gear up
[+9] u/spwath: Well just sold my oil calls for nearly 200% profit, $15000 gain in a few weeks
[+8] u/ten7four: 🥭: "USO 200 is a small price to pay so that Iran can NEVER have a nuclear weapon! Praise be to Allah."
[+8] u/thegx7: Oh shit 🥭 talking, gotta close all positions
[+8] u/pinkerton_gov: I think we can all agree that pump from SPY 720 to 780 was completely uncalled for.
[+8] u/No-Butterfly-9989: If SPY drops $.70 i’ll literally be rich that’s so stupid
[+7] u/LumpyShock9656: How the market is only down half a percent is wild to me
[+7] u/_BreakingGood_: Woah you guys will never believe what trump is about to post on truth social (I have the 100k early access package)
[+7] u/StankyDegen: Holy shit if anyone else did what this guy did their career would be over lol
[+7] u/Slootonium: the funniest thing about the iran war is that they don't even need a nuke anymore
[+7] u/SupportMedium9487: 10 year yield is higher than it was in 1917 we're fucked
[+7] u/Taj208: i'm watching the big short tonight to hype myself for next few months
[+7] u/AwakenedBeast616: There are people here who will look at this movement and then look you in the eye and insist that MMs are market neutral and don't pin the market so they don't have to pay out premiums.
[+6] u/Neader: META -4% off no news except I bought calls a few hours ago gotta love it
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: This retard really wants to destroy every conceivable relationship we have, what the fuck are you doing with South Korea?? I love how NK isn’t “hostile” despite testing long range ICBMs and having nukes but Iran is despite not having either
[+6] u/xeemyy: Lots of people here see Zuckerberg and are like “Yup, I’m gonna hand my hard-earned money to a redheaded bitch and liar” and it shows lmfao
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Why is the market and and administration freaking out on a strait toll? We toll the Panama Canal, Egypt toll the Suez Canal. It was a matter of time straits will be tolled too.
[+6] u/M13alint: Either The Odyssey was made for regards or I’m regarded you tell me
[+6] u/Bapu_: 30-year Treasury yield tops 5.31%, the highest in 19 years
letsss go
[+6] u/M13alint: If I don’t pop a Zyn i experience panic attacks, is this addiction
[+6] u/CompetitiveGas2744: this is why normalizing group nudity rituals is important
[+6] u/Nut_Negative: I have no reason to believe it will V, none, therefore - calls
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: God forbid a man has a hobby
[+5] u/Annual_Bat2230: SanDisk: Episode 3 Return of the King
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Is meta a dead stock
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Filthy 🌈 🐻 here. I would like 1% more from SPY. Even 2% would be nice. Bonds will keep rising this week. This is a bad week to be a bol.
[+5] u/LowWarthog: Iran tensions will be the reason for every move of the market, up or down, for the foreseeable future.
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: We are either going to see a rip into the close or a huge sell-off. Its got those vibes.
[+5] u/Bad_Driver69: What is with this guy and his ballroom... Jeez
[+5] u/Qnjua: SPY you can go lower, dont be scared we will catch ( Not)
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Spy has a long way to fall
[+5] u/ranorando: Lmao, sat through 2.5 hours of chop to get priced out, JUST for it to move in my direction.
Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you, you stupid fuck
[+5] u/LividAnt9602: Guys, don’t forget: time in the market beats timing the market.. unless you own Amazon apparently. That shit will stall forever.
[+5] u/2AMTrader: for a man of peace he sure wants to bomb everone
[+5] u/Financial-Screen-976: Well 90 776 0 DTE calls on spy wish a regard luck
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: What's 🥭 talking about now? He's live
[+5] u/Upper_Possession6275: At least I won’t think about my portfolio when I’m sitting in a tank outside Tehran
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Yields are soaring and they will pull a deal out of their asses. Get ready for a mega pump this week
[+5] u/GneissFrog: next rotation isn't between SaaS and semis, it is equities to cash, lol
[+5] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I took a break from the markers and am sad to see spy $40 higher than where I last saw it. 2008 level crash NOW
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: What’s worse: memory bears or HTZ bulls?
[+5] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Wake me up when the Vix is above 4%
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Bag 7 rotation back to memory stonks.
[+5] u/engineofwood: DRAM is up 20% over the last week. Good thing I'm still down 10% from when I bought it.
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: Imagine trading spx today just to watch paint dry 😭
[+5] u/abramoam1: Market dying, SPCX flying
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Bond futures like 0.4% away from multi decade lows. If that breaks yields will spike up.
[+5] u/JuneauMori: i think this market is quite literally being held up by energy and semis, not much else
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: you ain't making a single dollar with interest rates up here. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/Low_Truck_7049: some of you regards bought sandisk puts didnt you?
[+5] u/0DTE4Me: So glad I’m “bag holding” all these leveraged memory ETFs that I bought at the bottom when all the retard bears were buying puts and shorting lmao
[+5] u/ArtFickle541: Is memory fuckin regarded wut the fuck is going on fuck me tjis shit is so stupud
[+5] u/ElkForsaken6833: Now thats some serious manipulation
[+5] u/Namtabmal: AUGUST 6th: Celsius drops -20%
AUGUST 17th: +25% since then.
\#itsPricedin
[+5] u/Dr-Bob1965: If I make $5 today my wifes boyfriend will take the clamps of my nuts, tooo the moon.
[+5] u/pmoO0: Microsoft still has a nice gap down possibility.
465 and even below 400. barely.
[+5] u/horseisahorse: A dark day for 0dtes
[+5] u/Butter_Ball22: Pump MSFT you fucking g piece of shitttt
[+5] u/Micahftww: I need a 1.5% SPY move up immensely
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: We are so obviously in the “return to normalcy” period before all these AI stocks come crashing down
[+5] u/fetchengretchen: Whenever I see random companies like WETO jump like this, I always assume the mango has tweeted
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Software dumpin and memory pumpin day
[+9] u/LaserGuy626: Lowest volume on SPY in over a decade
[+8] u/Adrian12094: why am i buying sndk at the top
[+8] u/Money_Highlight3273: Im getting fcked in the a$$ here. Also my port isnt doing too good..
[+8] u/go-to-the-gym: I was hanging out with some dudes at a BBQ a few years back and I remember one of the guys saying his entire portfolio was under armor and Nike because people will always be wearing those
[+6] u/WallStreetRobert: Please throw it off the cliff
[+6] u/Sick0h: Easiest market we’ve had in a while. You simply don’t trade it.
[+6] u/OptionGamble: I like money 😊
But money don’t like me 😔
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Kushner says talks with Iran more robust than ever. Lmao
[+6] u/Massive_Charity_7198: Barely surving the stock market crash of 2026.
Fuck
[+6] u/NoLies298: Data centers and memory pumping today while everything else sinks. Beautiful, just as it should be
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: Look at account less than 20 times a day challenge
[+5] u/bringkiteback: Noo don’t take the 300% take the -60% instead holy fuck I’m a troglodyte
[+5] u/poozyfloor: Where's the guy who said Nike wouldn't break $40?
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: We failed to save the cheerleader. Market go down
[+5] u/GigachadInvestor: This price movement is worse than getting water boarded by Lizzo’s ass sweat
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Holding onto my last 7750p till the eod. We ball.
[+5] u/tldamico: Sure would love an easy 10 bagger instead of being a 10 bagger for some MM.
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: I am not letting AI know my shopping habits. My butt plug size stays private!
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: Buying nflx dip here
[+5] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: sold my calls for a 95% loss, get ready for the spy pump
[+5] u/dontudareuretard: im wasting so much time looking at the market and i make no money
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: everything is computer once again
[+5] u/tldamico: They'll dump everything into the close just to piss off all the bers whose puts got sold by RH at 3:45.
[+5] u/touuuuhhhny: RDDT is just a non-stop rollercoaster, amazing
[+5] u/TurbodToilet: All they ever fucking do is pump RKLB just to rug pull it. So fucking tired of this bullshit
[+5] u/PrestigiousPrompt293: I've hit the peak. My trading was so bad today Thinkorswim has blocked further trades for the day with this message "ORDER BLOCKED FOR THIS ACCOUNT"
[+5] u/Black_Label_36: V! Motherfucker! V!!!
[+5] u/xironically23: Why is the market so lame on my 1 day off
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: that ADBE and NOW are down 5% on absolutely no news besides the MMs rotating to memory is crazy
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Man I suck at trading
[+10] u/Gonz4Rockford: I got wrecked today making dumb ass moves while at work. Never trading while working again because what the actual fuck.
[+6] u/Zootzooted: Watching this dude in his kitchen through a flock camera
[+5] u/Odd_Library_3953: Anyone loading spy calls for tomorrow before close today?
[+5] u/nhalas: Nice, thank you Iran and strait of her-moose
[+5] u/Kiddetective1412: I made 130 this morning, then decided to give 110 back. Still up for the day is guess
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: I was promised that RDDT was going to be green today for SPY inclusion
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: Why you retards panicking oil not even moving much lol
[+5] u/lostinspacs: The 30Y yield hasn’t been this high since 2006-2007
[+5] u/lococommotion: Easy green by close. Try harder MMs
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: I found a flock camera installed in my kitchen
[+5] u/Im_a_good_Gentle-man: probably breaking his ankle
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: What kind of 🌮 are we getting tomorrow?
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: NKE man is a day early and a dollar short.
[+5] u/SummitSloth: KEEL is the play this week. Gonna run up 50%
[+5] u/Snowman33001: A lot of you haven’t caught on to the fact that we’re living in corporate socialism, and it shows.
[+5] u/Viktri1: Meta! You were the chosen one!
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: Why the fuck mods keep pushing these notifications??
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[+5] u/Greatlakes_fish: Big loss thank you theta.
[+5] u/iamakarathereisaplac: $AXTI absolutely monstrous
[+5] u/luchinocappuccino: Extremely low volume today. Wouldn’t surprise if we see a big move this week
[+7] u/Regarded-Mastodon: Green dildo please and thank you
[+5] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: BEWARE OF THE RUGPULL
[+5] u/Rosella2562: Glad I didn’t get rug pulled on today 😎💪🏻 (Lost all my capital getting rug pulled over the past year so couldn’t trade today)
[+5] u/user_nombre_: Has anyone in here made a profit?
[+5] u/moazzam0: Google wtf is wrong with you
[+5] u/Elidan123: oh great, back to everything slowly melting red everyday, and memory pumping...
[+5] u/Careful-Weight-702: 🥭says he will bomb ally Oman for coming up with deal with Iran for straight, at the same time sides with North Korea and begins moving away from ally South Korea, market barely moves 😭
[+5] u/LuisVF0510: How tf is SPCX going up now I need that shit to hit $100 whereabouts to profit
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP the bond market 📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂🐂
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Traders would buy sndk at 2200 and short at 1000. Momentum traders gotta be the lowest of the low when it comes to iq
[+5] u/charliekirkbread: Yea manipulations get tired over time
[+5] u/LawngClaw17: Memory back on the menu?
[+5] u/StrangeInsanity: Retards pumping Tesla coz of flying roadster, you do realize that the one that was supposed to be driven on the road has been announced almost 7 years ago? And they still have not built it yet.
[+5] u/xReMaKe: I really went from suffering with msft to finally getting rid of that shit for a profit. To then jump to a fucking company called META?!!??!!
I fucking belong here. Fml.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: I can't WAIT to break even
🥹 Fuck the gains man I just want OUT
FUCK YOU, AUTONOMOUS AIRCRAFT
[+5] u/Ok-Banana-974: Wtf is up with the market today
[+5] u/Careless-Ad-2400: still boring, not a dump yet
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Looks like whatever Bessent tried to do with the yen is blowing up in his face
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Once I get my social media addiction check from META lawsuit, I am going to sue RDDT and WSB more specifically, next.
This mental anguish will not stand, man
[+5] u/tar_baby33: Got some 1dte SPX puts. You're welcome. Up we go.