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[+20] u/rampagepete: went from 175k to 325k in one year 🚬 💰 🖨️
[+16] u/westcoastlink: Burry, give me my fu**ing money back.
[+14] u/GuwopGOAT: 🥭 with the warmongering tweet 5 mins after close lol
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[+12] u/2020isgreat: Iran to change the Strait's name to the Strait of Trump - Axios
[+11] u/IXI_Bman: So they killed options all day then they pump the market last 10 min. You cant make this shit up.Market is a fking joke.
[+11] u/Stealthless: Made $25 profit today with $9k buying power 💀😭
[+10] u/TopDesigner6211: I just realized this sub is literally a casino full of gambling restarts looking for easy gains...right where I belong
[+10] u/Relative-Wonder-7086: After today bers are only down 98%.
[+10] u/GoZukkYourself: Top 10 holdings for BRK now:
https://preview.redd.it/fe80e6sagejh1.png?width=1225&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bcd93b25d1990172e6a3bdc8e77baa588b636d9
[+9] u/Used-Cryptographer-6: Trumps going to make a new deal with iran on saturday
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: Who tf is still buying 🌽. It’s over. Saylor dumping coins will be the thing everyone looks back on as the beginning of the end. And everyone expects some sort of magical October low that gets bought. No, big money will use that against you. It’s going way lower even next year. Probably under 25k minimum. It has no value. Get out while you still can.
[+8] u/Concept-Plastic: If Koreans weren’t regarded, SKhynix would pump as hard as SNDK on their latest advancements
[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: go to fuck yourselves
[+7] u/renesons: EXACTLY 5 MIN BEFORE PYPL NEWS DROP INSIDER BOUGHT 400K WORTH CALL OPTIONS INSIDER MADE ALMOST 800K IN A 5 MIN HOW TF THIS IS LEGAL
[+7] u/Dagger_000: $AMD if anyone is playing it... 514.82 is your key resistance level.... needs to break above that and hold it as strong support for more upsdide...
[+7] u/AppleJuiceTwo: I might actually have to quit this shit. I used to be able to make a pretty decent supplemental income, but all I do lately is lose
[+7] u/glizzler: Terrible fuckin trading day, just pure trash
[+7] u/octopus_serenader: 🥭 jerking off a bunch of police and they're screaming because they love being jerked off.
[+7] u/billyd1984texas: Made $4500 off Nu today
[+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Is it gay to touch nbises together?
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #What a boring ass day it was. SPY moved 0.03% between open and close LMAO🤌
[+6] u/CuckedbyPowell: Was up $60k (60% mtd) three days ago thanks to the memory recovery, now only +$10k after the absolute ass gaping spx 0dte + avgo 0dte serviced me so violently fml.
[+6] u/_Netgirth: Ik a guy who just got out of prison for insider trading and is now putting a 3 bedroom addition on his house
[+6] u/ThatOtherGuy254: Why is the casino closed now? What else will I do with my time? It's not like I have a life or friends.
[+6] u/Hellmale: Today is the first sign of market sliding down for the OPEX. Hope you guys loaded on some. Puts😂
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: a bunch of cops booing NATO like they know what the fuck it is...
[+6] u/Ketamine-Cuisine: Casual 3% today because I half ported sandick yesterday XD
Closed strong, so I’m holding over the weekend
[+6] u/traderbusto: AMZN and GOOG only go up after earnings according to some information I've recently obtained
[+6] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Thanks for ruining my weekend GOOGL/GGLL. You stupid fucks. Why the fuck can't you just go up.
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Mayo and water for dinner
[+5] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: next week pump or not
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Release the 13F files!
[+5] u/Commercial_Sound1448: 752P lotto on Monday, see ya'll then
[+5] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: NBIS short at 330-350 not now .. you will be part of Michael Burry follower blood bath
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: First Green Day since like June, it’s $7 but damn it’s a step in the right direction (down the boulevard of broken dreams)
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Buy high
Hold while it drops
and hold
and hold
and..... hold
[+5] u/glizzler: I don't want to wait until Monday fuck
[+5] u/Phatdummy: Live look at Burry
https://preview.redd.it/qtddgcmtgejh1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ed89fe321044fdc00a7b50be359a1830353b54e
[+5] u/jacksmeoffski: Most gamblers quit before hitting big
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: News doesn't even bother with Iran war news anymore.
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Where are goog community members at
[+5] u/Numerous_Top3641: Answer: yall are cooked. Buy gold
[+5] u/Careless-Place-170: perfectly flat fucking week, wow
[+15] u/Moepenmoes: I don't want profits anymore, I just want to be happy
[+14] u/Typingtext: Turned 3K into 5K into 1.5K today, so yea weekends ruined.
[+11] u/MusingsAndMind: I didn't lose money.
I gained losses.
Few understand.
Mindset.
[+10] u/kim82352: > US President Trump: Pretty Soon I'll Be Declaring Hormuz Strait A Territory Of The US
[+9] u/cbusoh66: Exactly two months ago, 🥭 declared Iran deal done and sent his "Congratulations to All" celebratory remark.
Everyone seems tired of Iran and Hormuz and market shrugged it all off as if it's over.
[+9] u/Ok_Material3073: Anyone find it odd that 🥭 hasn't said anything to change the markets in a bit?
[+9] u/Delicious_Put_5857: lady just sent me a very obviously claude-written email that goes on and on praising her colleague's very obviously claude-generated website mockup... what are we even doin man
[+8] u/Specialist_Goat_8682: Can you guys recommend me a stock that’s guaranteed to 100 X no risk thank you
[+8] u/brock2063: I'm still gay for Luigi. He's a good looking fella even with that small murder incident.
[+8] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Luigi Mangione is A-OK in my book.
[+8] u/confusedandsmellyman: I lose money I don't have. See you Monday
[+8] u/Cav829: >Mango says will declare Hormuz US territory ‘pretty soon’
Market is like "sounds like a peace deal to me."
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: I’m like 99% sure Robotaxi are just some random Indian guy driving it like a drone
[+7] u/Equivalent-Snow3651: Cathy Wood will save us. She is our leader.
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #Stright of oohomoz now the 51th State. USA USA USA!
[+7] u/Sad-Screen-6591: So u think a girl that looks 15 is a 10 ☹️
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA wants to do 230+ bad.....
[+6] u/RegardCognition: WHERE IS THE DEAL LEBOWSKI?!
[+6] u/carrollart: 🥭 just clocked in. Let’s see what kind of bullshit he spews this weekend
[+6] u/prana_fish: Rumors of Burry substack followers who got melted on $NBIS shorts preparing Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Screenshots of the Substack chat are supposedly brutal (haven't seen it yet, but believe it).
Each and everyone of his dumbass followers deserve it.
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: Weekend wage slave checking in.
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: #GOD DAMMNIT ITS HOT AS FUCK OUTSIDE
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: what's happening is all the dumbest people have crawled out of the boonies and into our lives
they are everywhere
[+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: Berkshire Hathaway re-upped their $GOOGL position in Q2, almost $40B position now, making it 12% of their holdings.
[+6] u/stupidber: Compliment a black person today
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: You sound fucking retarded.
[+5] u/znightmaree: This new Aston Martin Valen they’re unveiling on Bloomberg looks sick
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: I dont want to breakeven anymore, i want profits
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Citadel is not gonna let off the gas until Michael capitulates.
Buy Michael's shorted stocks, Leopold 2.0
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Imagine falling for Iran war again
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: I got a 50 cent raise at work, drinks on me tonight bois
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Somehow, sleepy joe market has returned
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: these church goers are trying to incite doomsday
they are all old as fuck and gonna die anyway and want to take us with them
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Crap I just realized it's weekend now, now what 😐
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Definitely leave some children behind
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: I need to build a 0-DTE options trading Claude MCP and automate my trades. My goal is $100M/year of profit before taxes.
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Bro probably wanted to smash Karolyne right as she is cleared to have seggs again and that’s why she quit lmaoooo
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: Seattle will provide free meals to all public school students, starting this fall. This week the city council unanimously approved $3.6 million to offer universal school meals.
[+5] u/dontslambro: Absolute snooze of a close.
[+5] u/etrimmer: made 800 dlls today, only down 8k this week :D
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: If NOK opens at 11 on Monday then it'll be a lot of screeching
Atleast make the puns funny you nerds
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Hey Bezos, you bald fuck, I hope you read this….FUCK you and your soccer team.
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: I'm giving up. Closing spx longs. Nobody is buying which is surprising. Just gonna pile into energy.
[+8] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: There is not peace talks or any shit, Israel and Us is about to go all in against Iran.. dont be fooled
[+8] u/FartPolluter: The circular financing AI stuff is 100% above board and legit, google ai confirms
[+7] u/kazkeb: "The strait of Hormuz cannot be seized by tweets", says Iran in a tweet
Iran beating mango at his own tweet game
[+7] u/Dawnchaffinch: The silver lining is I have tax write offs for the next 10 years
[+7] u/McClintockC: I have an obligation to local milfs in my area but I also wanna take a nap 😮💨
[+7] u/No_Current3675: [check this fucktard](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/08/14/trump-straight-of-hormuz-territory-iran-war/91310185007/)
[+7] u/Complete_Water_890: Druckenmiller just declared a stake in RDDT, he watches you gang of degenerate and thought to himself, mmkay.
[+7] u/DesignerSea494: I went to a funeral today for a close friend. 21 gun salute. Folded flag and all that. The experiences we had stick with us. Even years later. Another veteran becomes a statistic. This is the sixth brother in arms I’ve lost to suicide, after leaving the service. Some scars don’t heal. And the wars keep repeating.
[+7] u/Thin_Cat8817: thats the bad part, she wasn't. we got Becky's pushing carts
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Margin is basically buy now pay later for stocks
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: I'm sorry for my.mistakes. open the casino i will not be so foolhardy this time.
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Tommorrow is my bday, and I just realized I'm a year older than I thought I was.
Goddamn lol
[+6] u/cashflow_: Im changing my name to the artist formerly known as cashflow. Please respect my wishes. Also I miss and want remy back
[+6] u/samuraiboy07: how can make money from fuck
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: Any hot girls oonline and will send a pic of they ass?
[+6] u/scm66: My $3 Wendy's frosty key tag has been the best purchase of my life.
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Some of y'all have never played Parappa the Rapper, and it shows
[+5] u/Senpai_Slime: Hey does anyone remember that japan earthquake guy? Did he end up losing it all lol??
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Strait of Hormuz to be renamed "Strait of America" if concessions not reached, will not charge passage fees as per international law, but will require strategic investments by partner countries or maritime protection fees per flagged vessel
[+5] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: NVDA will be a sell-the-news event
[+5] u/Ble_h: I declare I am a billionaire.
See how fucking useless that was?
[+5] u/Public_Ideal84: This shit’s a fucking mess
[+5] u/franticscientist: Calls on Luigi, what a G.
[+5] u/Internal-Address3142: I need Amazon to shoot absolute ropes of cum during the weekend.
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: [Trump says he will soon declare the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. territory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PS56UXN5UI)
Did anyone told Iran?
[+5] u/Marketdeigh: I fucking hate the new Thread, how can I create my own watchlist??
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: $HTZ is finally OFF the board and DEAD...🥳👏🏼🥳👏🏼🥳
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: some lady at my work told me today she uses Reddit to research financial advice 🤔
i know we joke around about inverse reddit but it has made me some money here by following the ways of fellow regards
[+5] u/GoonSquadCommand: Cathie “The Wealth Destroyer” Wood selling some of her PLTR stock is the biggest buy signal one can ask for
[+5] u/Samjabr: Uber one just emailed me to tell me that eligible rides now earn 5% instead of 6%.
Puts on Uber if they I think that 1%'s going to make a difference
[+5] u/organicMango_: incredible how bad burry timed to short NBIS :D
[+5] u/BowlAcademic9278: Got two double shifts at Wendi's this weekend.
[+5] u/ClarkFable: The same people talking about sure thing ROI for AI are the ones claiming space data centers make sense… don’t forget it
[+5] u/english_fool: It's possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system.
[+5] u/BankofBroke: All I want is $4 million and a Japanese gf
[+5] u/Tillfatfire: Let’s rip bers face off next week google 380🚀
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: The strait of Hormuz is a US territory now and you’re bearish?!?!? 🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: NEWSFLASH: Corporations don't have feelings. They are a cold steel bulldozer with one goal in mind. They will say anything to send "the right message" to their target buyers, whether they believe in it or not.
Take AB for instance. They went woke for a minute. Then they saw a big decline on behalf of that announcement, so they retracted their "wokeness" LMAO
Every move, every statement from a corporation is a calculated business decision, with 0 emotion behind it.
[+5] u/manatee_strike_force: I’m not crying, you’re crying
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: It's funny that tit, ass, thigh, and even armpit guys look down on people into feet.
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Happy weekend. Bols enjoy spending time with your friends and family and bers enjoy praying for the apocalypse!
[+5] u/Sclog: Shit I thought today was Monday
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: Strait of the United States
[+10] u/1-800-YOLO: She looks like she takes makeup as vitamins
[+7] u/DoubleSkew: i don't like madami
wtf is the point of being a politican if you can't hand out no-bid contracts to your friends, ignore your constituents, and harass political dissidents begging for change
[+6] u/skymagic: Up 15% for the week 💪💪💪
[+6] u/churnAmex: I have lost absolutely everything in my life. Where can I get help?
[+6] u/Polysorbate800: I just declared the entire of state of Texas my property
[+6] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: # Jane Street suffered a $15 billion loss in July
Even kings bleed
[+6] u/SirPanic12: If I had just held the stock I’d be up 80%…
[+6] u/daddysgirl794: Since April 2021, 🌽 buttcorn is up just 5% while boring market indices are up almost 100% or higher since. Amazing performance!
[+6] u/kumako10: I made $50 trading sqqq today. Treating myself to chocolate milk
[+6] u/thrillho145: Is someone born in Hormuz an American citizen?
[+5] u/vermilli21: Damn what a lousy pump from GOOGL after big daddy Buffet bought
[+5] u/diefy7321: **Eyeran war in a nutshell**
US to Iran: *ur gey*
Iran to US: *no u*
US to Iran: *no u*
Iran to US: *no u*
US to Iran: *ur still gey*
Iran to US: *no u*
US to Iran: *no u*
Iran to US: *don’t talk to me*
US to Iran: *you first*
Iran to US: *ur gey*
US to Iran: *no u*
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: I still use the regular comment box, not the live chat box
😎
[+5] u/FuckleUp: Traded all day lost… .02 cents 😂
[+5] u/YoDooley: I’m doing better than Jane Street, AMA.
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: T-Diddy is so wicked smart guys! By declaring the Strait of Hormuz a US territory, we can get Iran in trouble for trespassing!
[+5] u/Bravadette: Im sorry did I just read that a sailor tried to send themselves to Hades by jumping overboard on the Abe Lincoln?
Does that happen often?
[+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: These huge AI and Capex companies will fail just like [Pets.com](http://Pets.com) in the web bubble.
AI will be open sourced and you will run it internally from your house. The real money will be in the companies that come after that and use AI to make useful products.
I work at Wendys on nights btw
[+5] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: Forgot this isn't race to10million chat
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Seeing too much positivity on nbis. I’ll take that 80% gain thank you. I’ll rotate that into a real stock like amd lolz
[+5] u/NotMe357: What if TACO give Iran all the things that they wanted this weekend and Iran open Strait of Hormuz again, so TACO can declare Strait of Hormuz is now own by the USA? 🤔
Make a deal behind our back by give whatever Iran wanted then act like he is winning the war....again.
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: *You ever hear of the Chinese godfather? He made them a merger and acquisition offer they couldn’t understand*
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: # 🖕🏿👨🏿🦰🫱🏿🫲🏻👨🏻🦰🫱🏻🫲🏾👨🏾🦰🫱🏾🫲🏼👨🏼🦰🫱🏼🫲🏽👨🏽🦰🖕🏽
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **GROUND BEEF DOES NOT**
**DOES FUKING NOT**
**BELONG ON PIZZA.**
**You are fuking poor if you do this**
[+5] u/Vlisa: Today was a good day in the markets, only down 25% since Jun now 👌
[+5] u/guccioli: And very likely a small cock too
[+5] u/guccioli: Speech shouldn’t be free.
[+11] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: I just recently got divorced. We walked into the store and i bought her a $12,000 wedding ring from Tiffanys on the spot, paid cash, that was our engagement day
I told here she can keep the ring. I dont regret it but to the young people here dont get married.
*has another glass of wine*
[+9] u/CEOofBeanz: I’ve been caffeinemaxxing and lackofsleepmaxxing
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: fucking kids, in black hoodies with black sweats on black bikes on a back road with no fucking street lights
[+6] u/_Clit-Commander_: You’re not gay, you’re just unsuccessful with women.
[+5] u/SxeySteve: Behavior in public is so bad now.
I think if you put on real pants and don't say anything deliberately rude you're in the top 10% of best behaved people
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I ate way too much fiber before this date and I think she *knows* 👃
[+5] u/Apple2o: Do you fap before hitting the club? I never do, keeps the desperation legitimate
[+5] u/061826heart: Client wants to add SDBA to their small corporate 401k plan, because son of owner, who works there, is interested in “options”. I checked “no options” on the forms to save them all from themselves.
[+5] u/ShindleSpear: I finally made it back into the green YTD today after having a straight brainless year
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Grandma passed away today. I just can’t catch a break
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: The WSB daily thread is a wild place. Like, you'll be scrolling through the shitposts, and all of the sudden someone casually drops that they lost 50k in 0dtes or that they took out a mortgage on their house and put it all into a shitcoin 💀
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: "wooooo cant wait to trade tj maxx earnings next week!" said no one ever
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: We don't live in a free world otherwise we would have access to Chinese phones and Chinese cars
[+5] u/Bazzer82: She's a 10 but she's got a really loud voice and never stops talking crap.
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: I’m so ashamed to know what you mean
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Salted butter only take it or leave it
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: If you have family to support I strongly don’t recommend this path
[+5] u/Apple2o: I had a friend who was gonna do that
The girl broke up with him a week before he moved states to get back with her ex lmao 🤌
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: Don't bring that logical macroeconomic reasoning into my casino 💀
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: Feed her asparagus and find out.
[+9] u/Boheed: WSJ: Nvidia just slashed their $250B investment guarantees for OpenAI data centers
[+8] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I got in a fight with some guy and knifed him behind a Subway but it was like a plastic knife from my sandwich bag and now I’m getting charged with attempted murder
[+8] u/npcfrank: "Nvidia has downsized its planned financial guarantee for an OpenAI data center project in Ohio from $250 billion to less than $120 billion." Reported by the Wall Street Journal 4 hours ago. Monday might be a dump day 📉📉📉
[+8] u/DeezSpicyNuts: My therapist refuses to entertain the idea that my life is terrible because I unknowingly angered a Gypsy who put a curse on me at some point
[+7] u/31andnotdone: sometimes i think if i wasnt single there would be a man sitting on my couch requiring my attention and it makes me feel better
[+7] u/ajibtunes: alchohol takes the autism away however weed instead hones the autism
[+7] u/sabatiel180: Do not try to bend the market, that would be impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no market.
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: U.S. Urges Apple Not to Buy Chinese Memory Chips
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick urges iPhone maker to find other solutions to AI-driven chip supply crunch
[+6] u/_____rs: 🥭: Fucking magnets, how do they work
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: I proposed to my gf and she told me she can’t.
She basically turned me away bc I’m too good looking.
[+6] u/ajibtunes: I miss when girls made me nervous, now they just piss me the fuck off
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Nvda scales back guarantees. Looks like bubble is popping
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Invested 60k in Labubu dolls last year now nobody wants to buy them I’m done 😞
[+5] u/NotRllytho: Get in losers. We’re going to Wendy’s
[+5] u/kemar7856: US government urges Apple $AAPL to stop buying memory chips from China.
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: HBO app is such garbage. Constantly crashes. About to cancel my subscription over this. Puts
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Bro if you let me fuck your mom I’ll let you borrow my 1993 Bandai Power Rangers Megazord figure that separates into the individual Dinozords 👀
[+5] u/remilk123: OPEN THE STRAIT OF AMERICA
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: When i paid the bill i pat my belly and said "im a growin boi!" 😀
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: I never saw the last 2 newer star wars movies. But saw a clip where one guy actually says
"somehow Palpatine returned" lol
Thats the best dialogue the asshole execs at disney came up with?? lmao
[+5] u/Boheed: Gas pipeline for Oracle data centers now put on hold until 2027
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Game of thrones is weird because like most of it was just humans fighting over a iron chair while John snow was up north fighting a literal deity
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: It's Friday night! Why aren't you guys out fucking some fat chicks with big tits tonight?
[+5] u/xypherrz: Are we all in for memory stocks?
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Jane street loss news
Nvidia data center news
Sanctions coming for Iran next week
Yields in Japan and US rising
Seems like a ber wet dream for the moment. 2 more days to go too. Seems odd all this news is suddenly hitting at once.
[+5] u/sinag19: Hey guys I got roughly 10k I want to invest in. Let me know what stocks(options if needed for end of year) I should consider?
[+5] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: Crackle hot blonde doing door dash in a 2024 Range Rover? There’s a bubble
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Why are fat women wearing crop tops these days? 😫😫 Holy fuck my day is ruined
[+5] u/Jericho3434: Thank god PYPL is getting bought out. I averaged down so hard on the buyout news a couple weeks ago. Might average down with the rest of my dry powder since this is such an easy play. When the new buyout number comes out I’ll finally be in the green then I can sell this shitter and unlock a lot of capital. I’ll move some of the proceeds to VTI, VXUS and SCHD and chill.
[+5] u/No_Drama8032: Are we long or short on Meta when WW3 breaks out?
[+5] u/Anameisheere: Can someone tell me an option call or put to buy for next week. Ik this is gonna get downvoted but looking for genuine advice
[+5] u/BentoMan: if you reply, I upvote. Even if you are mean and even if you are a bear, I enjoy the attention
[+5] u/bluen: The strait of America
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Bros posted like 100 times in the last hour. Mfers really paying 100k a month for that shit
[+13] u/ispooler: I thought trading was too hard for me, but I spent 12 hours a day, everyday non-stop, backtesting different strategies, sticking to the rules, highlighting what worked and cutting what did not, and now 5 years later, I realized I was right, trading it's too hard for me
[+13] u/HwangingAround: A guy walks into his house carrying a duck under his arm. He says, "this is the pig I've been fucking." His wife says, "that's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I wasn't talking to you."
[+9] u/HwangingAround: Drunk and eating a plate of nachos and watching _The Sopranos_ in my air conditioned apartment. No matter how bad my trades are, I've still had it better than like 91% of all humans to have ever lived, I'll take it.
[+8] u/Pristine-Medicine987: Should I quit options and just VOO and chill for the next 20 years? Genuinely
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: At Chik Fil A anyone want anything?
[+7] u/sleepygarner: It's not enough that my stocks should pump. All the other stocks should go bankrupt.
[+7] u/WonderfulWorld3326: SANDISK $SNDK CEO DAVID GOECKELER says…
“ We’ve seen an EXPLOSION in the market around inference…”
Sandisk is delivering bullish guidance into 2030…
It’s a $3,500+ stock easily…
Memory demand is here to stay & it’s not slowing down…
[+7] u/amanj41: Male nurse, I assume
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Nvidia giving the peace sign and disappearing meme
[+6] u/Sick0h: Exhausting shoveling money into the market every month. God damnit great great great grandpa! You couldn’t buy 1 fucking share of something?
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Have you heard guys? We going to have another body of water named after America
SPY +5% Monday
[+5] u/Onnimation: **Nvidia just slashed their $250B investment guarantees for OpenAI data centers**
Is the bubble finally about to break? AI infrastructure becoming harder to finance? If OpenAI can't comfortably support such enormous projects, investors may start questioning whether projected AI chip demand is sustainable
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: # DRINKING AN ALANI BECAUSE IM FEELING LIKE A BAD BITCH💅
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: YOU. ARE. HANDSOME. 🫵
[+5] u/ZaraBloom418: I got an email from a salesman at my company who needs something from me. It was written with AI and could probably fit 2.5 pages on word doc.
I copy pasted it into AI and said make the response 3 times longer
I just think it’s a dick thing to firstly use AI to talk to someone, and then make it long as fuck
[+5] u/ddrsdght: You have a job? How immigrant of you
[+5] u/DorisBurkeHairyHole: Everyone forgot about the war already?
[+5] u/Thatguywhoaskedit397: Average volume of the SPY today : 5 shares traded
[+5] u/Onnimation: SPY/SPX weekly puts for next week. Oil creeping higher, and my hot Double D Asian fortune teller that charge $200/hour told me so. If you want her info, I charge 20% commission 📈
[+5] u/ShittyBidet123: AMD 600 monday cause my 550 call expired
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Please buy my gengar PSA 10 card on eBay! I need gambling money
[+5] u/Haikoe: Jeffrey hormuz did not block himself
[+5] u/DorisBurkeHairyHole: I'm going to short the market , crash is coming
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Pulled a 4D chess move on MMs today
Didn’t trade anything at all
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Imagine being so emotionally fragile you have to block people on Reddit LMAO 🤌.
[+5] u/likefenixx: -1% by monday open spy
[+9] u/unhappyreach_: Reddit is the 7th most visited site on the Internet
I think that's more of a statement to how shitty and dead the Internet has become
[+9] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Just got hired on as a taste tester for Smith and Wesson
[+9] u/imsolost3090: If we are not green on Monday, I’ll be homeless
[+7] u/LarryStink: This might be helpful to some of you. My response to a comment on what the trick to trading is and if there is some holy grail that makes it click. Tldr there is not.
There is no moment where it clicks. Its a constant battle of mental gymnastics around your emotions and perceptions of the market.
The biggest thing to help with this is learning what drives the market structurally, thinking in probabilities not certainties, and creating a system to follow for when you trade, why you are making the trade, what kind of a trade you will take, where you will get out if you are wrong, where you will get out if you are right, the time frame you are expecting for the trade to play out, how big you will size and the reasons for that, and accepting the outcome win or loss.
Its a game of numbers, one trade, one week, one month, quarter, or year do not define your outcome. But the ability to follow your system day in and day out for the entirety of your trading career. You have to let go of the idea you will have some light bulb moment, one trade that changes it all, or any other ill advised notion you see from the furus.
Trading is chasing the dragon. You will never actually get there its an endless chase that demands you to learn, adapt, and maintain God like discipline as long as you are active. And through all of this success isnt gauranteed. It is a constant battle every single day.
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: If you listen to Roe Jogan, I would assume that you’re mentally retarded. Lmao
[+7] u/CD274: No, Nokia is Finnish, Google is american
[+6] u/likamuka: The US National Debt has increased by over $550 billion since July 1st. "The Federal Government continues to borrow from our future to spend money like drunken sailors today." - Charlie Bilello
Three lost orange decades for all of us cockroaches.
[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Don’t bet against the country or you will suffer!!
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Lmao mango gonna claim hormuz US territory
So, let's bet on the new name
Strait of America? Strait of Trump? Strait of Epstein?
[+6] u/bendraw: They often do, it’s why I own binoculars.
[+5] u/moorhound: Mother fucker said "the strait is mine" and now my gas is $5.85/gal again
[+5] u/RegardedJensen: Imagine paying 100k a month to hear your senile highly regarded grandpa yell at clouds earlier then your other relatives lmfao
[+5] u/ayopapiz: Miachel burry double down on his short? Nvidia about to split again 😂
[+5] u/BIP3N: **This whole week could’ve been an email**
[+5] u/music_is_gud: I have no skin in the NBIS game but I really hope it shoots up to 500 in the near term
[+5] u/Dear__Bruce: Honey I lost over 550,000 in the last 4 years and accumulated 75k in debt
I fumbled early retirement, we have no money for a down payment and I’m one lay off away from being homeless please don’t leave me
[+5] u/trent_upscale: Anybody here have massive milkers?
[+5] u/FitzKablammo: I declare my taint a National Monument.
[+5] u/nyse25: corn is so useless even corn bros stopped shilling it
[+5] u/neverturndownagain: “We’re going to win. We’re going to win so much. We’re going to win at trade, we’re going to win at the border. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’
[+5] u/0DTE4Me: Btc 15 min price betting 👀
[+9] u/VTI4LYFE69: Warren Buffett doubled down on google and boosted his stake in google by 84%
Bears won't like what happens next
We're on the cusp of another five years bull run powered by AI
[+9] u/fartpooppee420: started one meal a day in june as a way to combat poverty in this incredible (and bigly beautiful) economy and already lost 28 pounds
[+9] u/Ed_Alchemist: Who needs IRAN when you can buy IREN
[+8] u/VTI4LYFE69: Berkshire hathaway is buying the dip after 14 quarters powered by AI and owning 57 billion of apple and 37 billion in google and you're a bear?
Are you retarded?
[+8] u/myjumboloanapp: My issue isn’t that I lost any money trading. My issue is that I could have made more money if I just not sold anything. Somehow unrealized profit hurt more than going successfully taking profit. If I just left everything alone since liberation day I’d have 800K more
[+8] u/vandammes: IF YOU EVER FEEL BAD IN THE STOCKMARKET JUST REMEMBER THAT BITCOIN IS THE SAME PRICE NOW THAT IT WAS IN 2021 LMFAO
[+7] u/vish_NZ: Man all these retards in the Rolex sub blowing their ADs and then blowing bigger wads on a dogshit watch when they could just blow it all on ODEs, true regards
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: # Iran war live: Trump vows to make Hormuz US territory ‘pretty soon’
sounds like next week is theta week
[+7] u/SignificanceLate7002: Iran has told 🥭 to “accept the reality of defeat” as it declared that it will not resume talks with the US with the Strait of Hormuz set to remain closed.
- The Independent
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Istg the market has changed something in my brain chemistry and not for the better
[+7] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Well I also know now small penis boy
[+6] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Semi rally on Monday?
[+6] u/Killerfeed_Reborn: Scrolling weekend thread in my garage and there's a fly that keeps buzzing around me. Trying to kill it with electric fly swatter and I swear they're capable of stealth flight.
[+6] u/Ok-Mycologist-5371: I thought for sure it was selling off by 1pm before a weekend.
[+5] u/Venice_LA: crazy how single digit millionaires became the middle class in 2020
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: For 40 years my life was pure lucky streaks back 2 back. Just one lucky event after another.
And then i met you fkin degens.
[+5] u/jtvez: Why the hell did I long oil of all things
oh right because this whole hormuz, SPR drawdowns thing is going to blow up eventually. probably. GUH FUCK I DON'T EVEN
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Jane street suffered a 15 billion loss? They’re about to reign hell on us
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Today I unlocked my 800 day streak of hanging out in this sub I’m officially a “Grass Toucher” and I haven’t made a dime. Here’s to another 800 days. 🔥
[+5] u/peterpeer9: I'm so over living paycheck to paycheck. After maxing 401k, HSA, mortgage on lake house, car leases, insurance, daycare, yoga, food/entertainment, just a few vacations per year, and $7000/mo to emergency fund, I literally have no money left over after getting paid. The american dream is dead.
[+5] u/pocketrocketss: All in on AMD and RDDT until EOY. Next year, I’ll be at Wendy’s taking your order
[+5] u/jijitalk: Why pay for GLP-1 if you can just lose all your money in the casino and be forced to not be able to eat anything? LMAO fucking regards ISTG!
[+5] u/Interesting_File_654: Anyone bullish on $RDDT?
[+5] u/Squamsk: Sometimes when I pee I pull my pants halfway down and pull my butt cheeks up and apart and it feels like I could run really fast
[+5] u/RepresentativeSea583: On Monday oil is either at 1$ or 100$
[+5] u/dpatel211: Pay for his Substack and let us know 👍
[+5] u/Glittering_Dig3798: beer & weed, also
[+10] u/wildcat1055: ~~Canada 51st state~~
~~Greenland 51st state~~
Hormuz 51st state
[+8] u/WrongTechnician: Burry has more failed shorts than YouTube
[+7] u/skychief99: Back in 2008 we were going to build luxury hotels and resorts in Iraq. LMAO
[+7] u/CheySky: TSLA and Elon announcing “flying cars” to keep TSLA from dying
https://preview.redd.it/m001goiyvjjh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50375420b168725a813640441047886309ec978b
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: JUST IN: Nvidia cuts its OpenAI data center backing from $250 billion to under $120 billion
Lmao they rug pull you cucks on a Saturday
[+6] u/DustyBowls: Truth is, no one really knows if the economy is doing well or not.
[+6] u/Get_dat_money: I need to turn 57k into 5 mil this week.
[+6] u/StonkGoUp: This Truth Social API service is blatant corruption and they aren’t even trying to hide it. Pretty crazy times we live in
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Theta feasting on my puts 😟
[+6] u/KingOfTheBritons96: Like clockwork, I'm sure something will be figured out by Monday 8 am
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Remember 90 trade deals in 90 days. There are ZERO in 1.5 years.
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: *OpenAI’s planned 10-GW Ohio data center faces a financing rethink as Nvidia reportedly cuts its proposed guarantee.*
Red Monday incoming?
[+5] u/your-basic-idiot: They can't even afford air conditioning.
[+5] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: If I'm right about a stock, I can 2x, 5x, or 10x my money.
If I'm wrong about a stock, I learn an important lesson and get a tax write-off.
Either way, I win.
[+5] u/brock_bowers: Fading anthropic is probably the most hair pulling take ive ever seen on this sub. It has to be manipulation of some sort. They are growing at 800 quadrillion% a year and their night janitors are smarter than you. I will be buying stock in our AI overlords. Hope you make it out of the permanent underclass and join me
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be funny if European Union and Iran signed an treaty which allowed EU ships passage trough hormuz strait because the US tried to destroy the Euro during Yen bailout attempt.
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: HIVE er after hours....she PAMPING!!!
[+5] u/FuckTwelvee: WASTE MANAGEMENT CALLS
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: There’s no Koreans to mess up tonight
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: !banbet SNDK 1800 7D
[+5] u/Meakmoney1: Anyone else sell everything today?
Cash gang checking in
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: Take him to the penis explosion zone and explode his penis immediately
[+5] u/itsme971: I just went outside and felt something locking in on me. Just a split second later a Pigeon shit barely missed me.
What does this mean?
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: Feels like we’re heading into 2 weeks of straight chop. VIX is dead and wall street looks like its finally taking a little pto after a wild summer
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Fuck FedEx, UPS, and USPS, do your job! Oh you won't 'mail a bomb'? How tf am I supposed to get my signed Melania documentary DVD!
[+5] u/Anchises1: What percentage of my portfolio should I allocate to cryptocurrencies?
[+8] u/LostMallDoll: My classmates bullied me pretty badly in the 5th grade; hell, even some of my teachers got in on the act. My bus driver, was a sweet old black lady who would play Christian inspirational interviews on the radio. I would overhear as I often sat near the front of the school bus. On those cold winter mornings, dreading the day ahead, there was always that. And I just want to say after all these years I finally accept that god doesn't exist.
[+7] u/surmoiFire: All you need is some babies born in strait of America and claim citizenship, 🤡🥭 will abandon territory very soon.
[+7] u/derprondo: Paid for a $40k car in cash and the lady at the DMV asked me three times if I was sure there was no loan.
[+6] u/No_Presentation9490: its funny as fuck how google scammed berkshire hathaway so hard into buying their stock right before issuing tons of new debt and their entire AI team leaving
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: Worldnews be like Russia is finally collapsing everyday
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: OPENdoor CEO only bought $100k worth of stock, which is equivalent to pennies for him. Their bagholders have bought more than that. Pathetic
LMFAO
[+6] u/Living_Foot1693: Cann i get so karma so i can post pls?
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: All of tech companies employees/owners profits come from selling stock. Send money around to each other so it looks like everyone has amazing sales, pump up the stock price, and sell the stock to make your profits. Anymore all these companies top leadership they don't actually make the majority of their money from selling a product and taking the money from that. They make it by pumping up the value of their stock and selling shares. I don't know when it will happen, but one day it's all going to come crashing down. We need more good people in this world, because there are too many bad people and bad things are coming, and already happening now..
[+5] u/TenFigureNetworth: Peter Thiel's latest holdings
https://preview.redd.it/tc9x7swdqkjh1.png?width=1719&format=png&auto=webp&s=36032e4f691635d3995ca6e2a16deda68a44329a
[+5] u/poopy_wizard132: So Iran became the 51st state.
Who saw that coming?
[+5] u/jonneh: Peter Thiel’s 🐍 new positions in Q2 from his 13F, all energy and Amazon:
$AMZN — $118.0M | 28.2%
$VIST — $75.9M | 18.1%
$VST — $59.1M | 14.1%
$AEP — $42.2M | 10.1%
$DTE — $40.3M | 9.6%
$FE — $39.9M | 9.5%
$CMS — $39.6M | 9.4%
$XE — $3.7M | 0.9%
[+5] u/Big_Physics_5757: 4 beers in at a fish fry in Rab Croatia and need to shit
[+5] u/jonneh: Damn Jane Street got fucking COOKED $15B loss in Q2
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
legolas: you will lose your entire port on monday
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: Memory may not be cyclical but memory bols port sure is lmao
[+5] u/NonsensicalWorries: +1000% yesterday -50% today all in on calls for Monday
[+5] u/BlueBerryDaJuiceMan1: Amazon prime is dogsht tbh
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Its un-American to not be able to make or lose money in the market on the weekends.
[+5] u/Kimberlyw416: Is it time to buy ETH and 🌽?
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: Ronaldo makes $550 a minute to be a washed up ass
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: I'm 36 and just hoping I can do this by 45
[+5] u/aurorasavm: lol at buy now-pay later options for fast food
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: That's been how it is for over a year my friend
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: "Watch out guys, bitcoin is bouncing between 62k and 64k again!"
[+5] u/bdh2067: That’s not Bernie. That’s Mitch McConnell!