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[+26] u/GneissFrog: *As I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt*
*I take a look at my portfolio and realize there's nothin' left*
*'Cause I've been buyin' and sellin' so long that*
*Even my momma knows that my money is gone*
[+11] u/Consistent-Kale-8776: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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[+10] u/Any_Influence_8305: Feels like I'm dreaming, port went up 30% last week and is up 3% so far today. Walked right into my local Wendy's and told my manager to suck my dick
As of today, I've got a four figure portfolio, I run these streets now 💪💪💪💯💯💯🦍🦍🦍
[+9] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: My entire financial future depends upon today. I literally fashioned my basket out of eggs so that I could fit more eggs inside
[+9] u/DMND_Hands: The amount of money I’ve saved not coming to this sub the last 2 weeks is crazy
(I have no money left from bad trades)
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Tipping culture has gotten so bad even Iran wants tips for allowing strait crossings
[+9] u/sck178: New business idea: dress up and pretend to be Elon, tell people you NEED a 14 quadrillion dollar valuation on an ambiguous idea that won't pay out for 40 years. Claim not getting such a valuation will allow libtards and vaccines to ruin the world
[+7] u/Apfelmoes_: Bols are back in town 😎
[+7] u/teh_herper: When you get sick of people mentioning a stock for pumping (cough...HTZ... cough) you know it's the top, and the downvotes will confirm this fact
[+7] u/Prune-Butter: Coffee, that sweet elixir of life.
[+6] u/MagnoliaRoofConsult: U guys will realize one day HTZ was all a ruse to distract u regards from spcx/saas recovery, godspeed
[+6] u/shaun5pais: Sk hynix looks cheap
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Got so used to getting ass fucked
[+6] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: Ouch AAPL
Glad I got out of there
But I went full port on SPY 765 PUTS exp today
So I might be fucked anyways
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Nbis bout to do the memory special amd crash after earnings
[+5] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: classic monday rugpull
[+5] u/CharacterSell4054: I strongly suspect Anne Hathaway has something to do with why Berkshire Hathaway being net equity buyer last quarter.
Prove me wrong.
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Ken Griffin if you can hear this, please don’t rug pull me, please Ken Griffin
[+13] u/financiallythriving: Imagine being the commander in chief of the United States armed forces and orchestrating pump and dump schemes on U.S equities
[+11] u/ModernR3volution: ZENA drone company pushing new highs early today
[+10] u/Me-Regarded: I have not been trading a ton lately. Need some real fear or euphoria.
Mango needs to step up his game
[+10] u/PurpleKush69420: Reminder to slack off at work.
[+9] u/InverseMySuggestions: Think I’m gonna get back in $MU. I can’t be convinced we’ve already seen the peak
[+9] u/Concept-Plastic: Only memory is cyclical apparently, others are not, and photonics, NVDA, AMD having 10-20x multiples of memory is fine 👌
Ok
[+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: Korea margin calls back on the menu
[+8] u/Civil-Soup2863: These green as fuck premarkets always annoy me, I am trying to buy calls can you save this shit for when I can actually do something???!!!
[+8] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Quick reminder that premarket literally means nothing and does not predict what will happen at market open, it's mostly just algos scalping
[+8] u/winston511: Nothing beats the euphoria of a Monday morning workout premarket after having a huge green Friday. The hope of continued green is palpable only to lose everything and then some from last week in the first 15 minutes. I’ve only had this experience 3 times this year and it’s great everytime.
[+7] u/Level_Counter3062: Gold ready for another run, staying away from silver this time though besides silver miners. Paper silver futures and SLV are pure pump and dump manipulation
[+7] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Speed-dialing JGWentworth. I need my cash now. These 0dtes aren't going to buy themselves ......😦🤌
[+7] u/powerboner: A 4th day of chop will make me kms
[+7] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Jim Cramer moans when he wipes
[+7] u/Ryzze_Up: Im finished, total port is down 25% due to leverage on memory 💔
[+7] u/kim82352: > The Wall Street Journal:
> President Trump is laying the groundwork for declaring victory in the war with Iran if the country reopens the Strait of Hormuz.
> According to official sources, Trump is also considering the possibility of ceasing military operations without reaching an agreement on the nuclear program.
> A White House spokesperson added: We have achieved all military objectives regarding Iran.
[+7] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Why does NBIS move with memory and not with NVDA
[+7] u/mayorolivia: As a top 1% commenter, I would like to welcome new members to Wall Street Bets.
[+7] u/JoeSimps123: Im just trying not to die before gta 6
[+7] u/Particular_Rice9607: sitting back and watching it all burn today
[+7] u/BentoMan: The way MMs pump the indexes, use all their firepower to keep the new resistance, and pay news outlets to tell retail to buy SPY is frankly impressive
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Why does this communist market hate memory and storage so much?
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: I’m just going through my emails and pretending to do actual work whilst waiting for the casino to open
[+6] u/Miserable_Mine_4189: obvious dump today from this premarket action
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Luckily the market forgot about last week’s fake peace deal so we can move on to this week’s fake peace deal
[+6] u/guccioli: It would hit like raw crack not going to work
[+6] u/OneJellyfish5980: Stop dumping you cunt
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: SPCX price action is definitely real and reflects the value of the company and isn’t just hunting shorts stop losses
[+6] u/buybananas: Where is the fck deal donnie? Wasn’t it imminent last Monday???????
[+6] u/Vivid_Giraffe_208: SNDK officially SANDIHH now
[+6] u/spurkulator: I need to make back $5k this week before the wife finds out
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Good morning and welcome to Black Monday (S&P plunges 10% today)
[+5] u/LowWind7998: WMT- Trust me . Their drone deliveries ….. their auto center…. Big stuff . Discounted value
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Wow, an early poop day. This is a sign 🚀
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: What happened to APPL
[+5] u/McClintockC: There is no bol case
There is no ber case
There is only spoon
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Space companies will post losses for earnings as always
[+5] u/DryCouple5907: GOOGL is the only right answer
[+5] u/FartPolluter: The question of whether Leopold was a genius or retarded will never be answered because he blew his port on NBIS calls. I think that is quite sad.
[+5] u/corundum9: RKLB and ASTS earnings determine whether I'm eating at the fancy mexican restaurant tonight or the regular texmex one.
[+5] u/winston511: Let’s all take a moment to appreciate how free this thread is from rental car talk bc it’s already red premarket, the fake accounts and bots will downvote
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: Cramer said buy memory
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Disabled option trading on my account, will make my money purely from stock from now on. Can’t afford to lose money forever here
[+5] u/EndExpress2186: gonna yoink the money that I was investing this week and invest in a boat instead
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Why are my memory stocks still tanking?
[+13] u/jacksmeoffski: Breaking news...analysts are paid to rug pull retail...
[+10] u/Eastern-Composer-658: MU is trading like a boomer stock now. Where are my 20% swings every day.
[+10] u/I_work_too_much: This absolute ass fuck mowing his lawn at 6AM again this morning. He mowed on Saturday. Doesn't he know the market doesn't open until 830AM here I need good sleep to ensure I go bankrupt quickly.
[+10] u/Waste-Head7963: Good morning bagholders!
[+9] u/No_Ticket2438: here comes the half a % memory gap up so people can get fooled into buying it again before it goes red for a 9th week in a row
[+9] u/1k-to-1Mil: Why did i banbet MU 3000... what a retard
[+9] u/ultrastonk1997: 770 0dte spy puts calling to me like the green goblin mask
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: This line is for only people who have money with the bank. Please stop aside.
[+8] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Where all those hertz bagholders that fell for a literal bot army pump and dump
[+8] u/Deshen87: People who shorted Space X because the lock up period ended actually thought they were smart 🤡
[+8] u/ThatFUTGuy: let’s be real, the talk of trump allowing iran to make nuclear weapons just to open the strait going around is probably sending us red today
[+8] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: We could shut AI off today and there would be zero consequences.
Assuming we can shut it down 💀💀💀
[+8] u/broke_person: As soon as WSB jumps on a spammed ticker the crash comes. Tale as old as time LMFAO HERTZ
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> south korea turning into an liquidity black hole due to margin call chain reaction
\> japan about to turn into an liquidity black hole due to unwinding yen carry trade
\> US fed chair being hawkish to control inflation and keep the dollar valuable via interest rate parity
hyper deflation and stagflation will take turns annihilating bull ports for a few years, I guess.
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: Taking my money out of the market and putting it under my mattress, fuck it man
[+8] u/DorisBurkeHairyHole: Find the fattest insecure chick you can, put her on Ozempic/Mournjaro/reta for 1 year and enjoy your self a new loyal skinny girlfriend. She will remember you been with her through the toughest time
[+8] u/Lori-Lightfoot: i have an itch to bang your wife
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: JPMorgan is raising its S&P 500 target again.
The firm believes concerns over AI spending are fading as companies like $MSFT , $AMZN , and $GOOGL convert growing AI backlogs into revenue.
New target: 8,000.
[+7] u/Independent-Bag5875: Lowkey we might run out of oil
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: SPCX bears lmaooooooo
[+7] u/mistertaps: Bag holding HTZ to 0
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: I saw a fat person this morning and started gagging
[+6] u/Due-Cat-6065: Micron presents at the Keybanc event at 10 AM ET
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Remember when people used to say MU $2000
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Imagine electing a retard? LMAO
[+6] u/potato111a: Saylor selling at a loss LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/ThatFUTGuy: i’ll buy SpaceX when you guys have been liquidated and it’s going for $70
[+6] u/YoDooley: People buying SPCX right now are just making donations to SPCX employees 😶🌫️
[+6] u/cutmylifeintopcs: if I make $1k today I'm gonna buy a turtle
[+6] u/Mrsir300: I genuinely believe Sam Altman is the antichrist
[+6] u/Lori-Lightfoot: where's the MU to 2000 crowd and sndsk to 3000?
[+6] u/Buydipstothemoon: Sorry guys I bought htz, rklb and ast. You better short these 3 if you wanna make money.
[+6] u/jacksmeoffski: Texas put a hold on all the new datacenters. Not enough power to power the m
[+6] u/WITCH2FAANG: Memory bols swore we were going to see MU 1250 again by now 🤌
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Goog, please keep pumping you bastard
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: Panic right fucking now
[+5] u/Professional-Bank780: Buying more HTZ today
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: # BUL SHAKING BUSSY FOR THE BROS
[+5] u/CMTTrader: SPCX-tards, we RIDE again!! 🦙🦙🦙 Thanks Elon❤️
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: if you gamble on memory you need to realise that koreans with 2000x leverage will not let you be green again
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Irans July inflation is 88% lmao
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: watching everybody go to work out my window while i jack off and stare at charts is a great situation
[+5] u/1k-to-1Mil: Hertz 3$ they said 🤌🤣
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: if 🥭 fails to open the strait then i’m going full port puts on JetBlue Airways. Burning money, have started a new programme that relies on oil somehow miraculously reversing to old prices and they’ve already started mortgaging against their own planes.
Time to call bullshit and profit their demise in mid 2027 when they need to find $8.1bn to survive.
That’s it, that’s my DD.
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: ChatGPT told me skynet is pure science fiction and there’s no need to fear centralized ai. It then told me the true thing to fear is a decentralized, interconnected, self correcting drone swarm of 100k ai drones.
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
[+5] u/ayopapiz: Graduated college 7 years ago and my student discount still work. 😂 might be the only good thing came out of going to college
[+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: sugar we're going down
[+5] u/Diguojigood: Dilution from intel, will be very surprised if SOXL doesn't drill at least 5 percent today. They just pretend there is infinite liquidity on the market, fuck em
[+5] u/JewishPride07: Intel shareholders get diluted lmfao
[+5] u/Laurensio_: New week new memory dump!!
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: How did yall get so deeply trapped in memory? Dont tell me you bought the top lol
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: SPCX sell ur calls at open, red eod!!!!?
[+5] u/soa333: Space gang to the moon or uranus
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: Maybe it’s a fake dump into mega shrek cock pump?
[+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Market was going to dump for sure. It always does before FOMC or CPI, anything linked to interest rate, it shits its pants, Intel just added fuel to fire.
[+5] u/imsolost3090: FUTES ARE DROPPING FUTES ARE DROPPING RED ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 SELL SELL SELL
[+5] u/Mr_Pongo: Been holding ACHR for several years. After the pop this morning I’m …still down
[+5] u/Fraud_alert2021: Here comes the pre market bad "news" about all the memory stocks you bought right after hearing the great "news"that convinced you to buy in again.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: META has never seen a pump it couldn't sell off
[+5] u/banana-2139: Someone tell me is mu going to pump?
[+5] u/Foremole_of_redwall: USO to $130 by tomorrow morning. I’d banbet it, but they took the teeth out of that.
[+5] u/ayopapiz: I wish there a rank on doordash to see who doordashing the most. Probably one of the mod here
[+5] u/rdw0680: Curious if we’re back or if it’s so over. Someone please clarify
[+18] u/Main_Ad3943: inversing this sub is hard because some of you do actually know what you're talking about but most of you are dumb as a box of rocks
[+14] u/diddidntreddit: Today is the day you 🫵 make your entire retirement with just a few taps on your phone
Forget the algorithmic traders making calculated microsecond-perfect bets that are based on large datasets
Because YOU have a gut feeling
YOU are the apex predator, not some AI made by a bunch of finance nerds
It is your time
Enjoy your throne, king 👑
[+14] u/31andnotdone: its important to have a plan
its also important to do the opposite at open
[+13] u/LiveMotivation: Behind your girlfriend….
[+11] u/mehmilani: I'm 50% confident, which is very close to 100%, that the market is going to dump today.
[+11] u/C0up7: I don’t care which direction SPY is going. Just give us a trend day either up or down for an easy trade.
[+11] u/Beagle001: Not trading today. This looks shitty. House work and surf. Y’all have fun.
[+10] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Why the fuk is spacex green?
[+9] u/LostMallDoll: Boomers don't leave a cent to your ungrateful kids. If they were meant to have it they would've made it themselves. You're the good guys. Everyone else sucks. Congratulations for living the best life ever and not destroying everything; you're fucking awesome.
[+9] u/AdventurousFinish681: Where we at with hormuz? I dont have the patience to follow this soap opera any more
[+9] u/Sudden_Weird_6283: SpaceX unfathomably based, crashes a rocket into moon, unlocks a billion shares for sale, goes up 30%
[+9] u/mighty_sys_admin: the greatest dealmaker to ever live
[+9] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: no touch yourself in the casino
[+8] u/Musashi_13: Just after the crash in 1929 there was a joke going around Wall Street:
"What's wrong with you, pal?"
"I've just received terrible news. I have diabetes at 35."
"That's not so bad, I have Chrysler at 98."
[+8] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: HTZ gonna drop 20% today
[+8] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Hate this shitty vibecoded dashboard thing
[+8] u/Thebaxxxx: Way too many bots in here today
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: CEOs: Ai is the future!
also CEOs: *selling the shit out of their stock*
[+8] u/LostMallDoll: Sure, marry her. There's no probability that one day you will forever refer to her as "that fucking bitch".
[+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: It’s over. SPY back to a low it hasn’t seen since last Friday at 2.
[+7] u/dabblesest: Spy down .07%.
It’s black Monday and the bers win
[+7] u/Lynorisa: ( ˃ᯅ˂)
( ꪊꪻ⊂)
Sanding my disk
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Leopoldo’s frontal lobe hasn’t even fully developed
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: Everyone is all like, "never give up," but then all you hear from them is, "you've got a gambling problem," Make up your mind, people.
[+7] u/JackORoses: Low volume dip pre-market into Shrek dong at open.
[+7] u/abcd69293: every day is a -20% memory day
[+7] u/mehmilani: You're going to forget this crash ever happened by 2029
[+7] u/EquivalentMobile7883: $spy going to 777 and $htz going to 10
[+7] u/below_grid: I’m from 20 minutes in the future (don’t ask) Believe it or not calls.
[+7] u/Ervii: cmon SPY give me a -2% day, papa wants a second car
[+7] u/capnShocker: GUESS WHERE IM RENTING A BIG OL CAR FROM TOMORROW
[+7] u/RockCultural4075: htz bears thought xD
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: what type of open was that
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: Thank you Intel for tanking the hole market
[+6] u/Vlashaaak: risk it all in one trade. go big or go home
[+6] u/enc-nyc: Market is getting ready to celebrate our overwhelming victory in Iran
[+6] u/smokeyjoe0612: a peace deal was promised to us 3 months ago
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Congratulations Iran you are the winner 🏆
[+6] u/Wendys_Fry_Cook: Bad thing about being a tall guy with large feet is having to explain to the girl that I have a below average ding dong.
[+6] u/LaughCompetitive1504: News is saying that Iran has said fuck it, we will wait out Mango. They are going to wait for mango to leave office before any peace deal. Calls.
[+6] u/bzl33: meta pumping because they released a model nobody is going to use
[+6] u/drazayn99: Buying NBIS calls before earnings seems like a deathwish. So, I'm enticed to do this
[+6] u/chainerection: Sir, a second "Mrvl is the next 1 trilly dollah company" jusf hit the market
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Boring markets are bullish markets. Find where the money is going instead of trying to short the index like a retard.
[+6] u/tropicalia84: So nice of the market to go ahead and put the low of day in at open
# CALLS
[+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: OIL UP = TACO CHANCES INCREASING
[+6] u/Big-Safe3031: # Buy those calls,
# Buy them good,
# Buy those calls just like you should,
# If you buy the calls like everyone should,
# Then we can all wake up with morning wood 🕺🕺🕺
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: HTZ -10% 1m candle into +11% LMAOOO and still going
[+6] u/31andnotdone: htz had me fooled pre market.
[+6] u/baconography: SPY always fades in the second half of premarket.
[+6] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: not worth it. got my masters in accounting the job market right now is terrible. do stocks now fulll time. i will say college help me make money for 5 years more than i could of anywhere else, but the the stress wasnt worht it
[+5] u/znightmaree: If I hear cyclical one more time I’m going outside and running over the first bicycle I see
[+5] u/Walking72: *Wendy's loses status as second-largest burger chain after 6-year run.*
Calls
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: The bearishness in here just means more green today.
[+5] u/Tresach: Looking like going to be a choppy boring day maybe ill actually make some progress on this work project due in 2 weeks that haven’t even written a plan on yet
[+5] u/spaghetticode94: guys im going to buy spacex
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Market is being allowed to be controlled by an infant.
[+5] u/Embarrassed_Chain548: If we pump to neutral mu I will sell your shit for loss
And I won’t buy you again
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: You guys that talk about spy non fucking stop just need to play roulette ffs
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: "get them to sign on the line which is dotted" that line and delivery always got me
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #"thTey wAnT a PeAcE dEaL" - actual clown LMAO
[+5] u/v0xb0x_: I'm going to HTZ for safety
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: BREAKING: Iran gives up and unconditionally surrenders - Straits are completely open
[+5] u/Playful-Doctor2087: Ooooo...I've got settled cash, time to buy the dip!
Not messing with options today, not messing with options ......
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: MU just pinned at max pain like friday lol
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Iran War Participation Trophy
[+5] u/razeusv2: Kangaroo ass market. Nasdaq futures were mad green 2 hours ago.
[+5] u/kemar7856: Mrvl And Microsoft 💪
[+5] u/RuleSafe6767: Lol MSFT making AI chip because AI revenue reveal was so bad against capex so far. *"Guys, we know we bought Ferraris to setup a lemonade stand, so we're gonna build cardboard wagons to save some cash going forward"*
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: ACHR investment from Boeing was not in my playbook
[+5] u/xeemyy: :ahyes: HTZ bagholder regards
[+5] u/Artistic_Green_4157: im looking for the retard that called an $85 low on TLT 6 months ago
[+5] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+5] u/tooclouds: the world is over, sell everything!
[+5] u/tooclouds: SELL MICRON IT’S OVER
[+5] u/jeffrin_: HTZ SHORTS ARE BUMS LLMFAOO
[+5] u/trbzing: Got my 3$ 8/21 call for htz. Please go boom today
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: once again, why is my memory, the lifeblood of AI red, while my dead car rental company is violently green
[+5] u/originalpjy: HTZ doubters are hilarious tbh. this is going $3+ very soon.
[+5] u/stephenb_88: Everybody HRZ sometimes
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: HTZ will hit $3 before it hits $2, truth
[+5] u/EnginrA: Dude had to write a 6500 word manifesto to juice his stock lol
[+5] u/Steak_Itchy: Holy fuck Space X is corrupt.
(Well really it just takes some time for all those shares to actually unlock for sale. Would not want to be invested in this shit lmao)
[+5] u/znightmaree: Ken Griffin: “We bought? Damp it”
[+5] u/KF8EPI: Well we’re not gonna cheer when SPY up 0.05% regard
[+5] u/lmfaonoobs: That's what I call "only being down 40%"
[+5] u/Fortnait739595958: Its that time of the month
[+14] u/Ltiform: DO NOT BUY OPTIONS BEFORE AT LEAST 30 MINUTES INTO THE MARKET
IM TYPING IT HERE NOT TO REMIND YOU BUT TO REMIND ME
[+12] u/NewJuan01: Believe it or not, fraud
[+10] u/guzzledglizzy: Nobody knows I lost all my money gambling on options
[+9] u/WarenBoffet: yeilds up, oil up, no deal, most stock red
thats right, spy still up
[+9] u/No_Stand5622: Can't participate in this fraudulent market
[+8] u/MajikoiA3When: V for single celled organisms
[+8] u/CerebrumMortuus: We need a couple of consecutive good ol' +10% mem days
[+8] u/guzzledglizzy: I literally could not be worse at trading options. Still gon do it though
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Markets been open for an hour and I have watched my portfolio swing 10k back and forth 3 times
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Everything I have in SPY: drilling
SPY: chillin 🤡
[+7] u/MineCraftFanAtic69: Imagine unironically buying HTZ 😂🫵
[+7] u/RjBloxks: When I first joined this sub I had big gains, they told me I’d lose it all the same way I made it, and they were right lol
[+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Whenever I see these “google wtf” comments I go check and google is down 0.05%
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I bought puts you’re welcome
[+7] u/RIVNMoonMe: Being a tech CEO must be so awesome right now. Dilute the company's shares, issue some bonds, say "AI" a few times, then retards buy the dip. Easy money.
[+7] u/Careless-Place-170: SPY pumping, OIL pumping, YIELDS pumping. Yess yess, good market friends
[+7] u/noobletato: Fake pump into fake dump into fake pump into fake dump
[+7] u/No-Quarter5521: No deal = Flat
Deal = Pump
Get rekt bears 🐻
[+7] u/No-Butterfly-9989: Just bought calls, you’re all fucked
[+6] u/vandammes: SMCI SLV RKLB NEBIUS CALLS LFG
[+6] u/VOO_bull_forever: # i am short MSFT since the bottom. wife gonna divorce me once she finds out. i am absolutely cooked and i can't stop sweating like crazy
[+6] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Holy shit that MU pop
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: 0DTE are on expert mode rn
[+6] u/Crobay: Theta day boys, let’s wrap it up
[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: Why does the market always do this fucking bullshit ass movement the days I can actually trade fml
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Oil skyrocketing once again because this fuckass war refuses to go away. I’m so sick of this POS “conflict”, need Iran and 🥭 to fuck off with the stock market manipulation already
[+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/MrStreetOnTheBeat (0W - 2L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SNDK** ▲ | $1394.31 → $2200.00 | +57.8% | 3w | Lost |
[+6] u/Itchy_Election_5327: wait my htz puts are down 30%
[+6] u/traderbusto: Is Brent Crude a good name for a boy?
[+6] u/art2startbro: Hertz is about to make me either retired or homeless
[+6] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Trying to convince myself to not buy 0dte puts on SPY
[+5] u/Sukontolegowo: Only 7 minutes and market is going schizo :hmmm:
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: got laughed at for shorting semis
up .07% who's laughing now
[+5] u/MothmanAbove: i think today will be slightly green, tomorrow maybe green prob flat. but im also the worst trader you've ever seen
[+5] u/Dysbit: If you trade premarket you shouldn’t be allowed to sell at open
[+5] u/boose36: Someone tell SPY the market opened 20 mins ago
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: they must have installed new algos over the weekend cause this is untradeable as hell
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: The treasury will never turn the money printer off again. Groceries will be 2000$ a month next year but our stocks will look good.
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/vbwgn2i7zjih1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=220fc2b475c1c31bcf49237dda42d1ec69154ae2
[+5] u/Puzzleheaded-Care928: Broo HTZ was a bare trap
[+5] u/driving-to-hawaii: I bought spy puts everyone bottom is in
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Looks like they are going for a new record in rug-pull and pump in one trading day.
[+5] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: Sandick and MU free money.
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: SPY pumps 2% on news the strait will be reopening very very soon. Spy stays flat on news that that was bullshit.
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Micron is safer, but in an upmarket SanDisk flies higher
And of course, it falls harder. It's all part of the game here at the casino 🎰
[+5] u/CornMonkey-Original: dang - was about to panic sell my HTZ position - guess I already sold it. . . honestly was planning on gambling it over the weekend
[+5] u/Elidan123: SPY waiting for my puts to expire before going back to 760. /shrug
[+5] u/nai-ba: How is oil and spy up this much at the same time?
[+5] u/Acefanatik: Bears in hibernation mode
[+5] u/M13alint: We (you guys) are SO back (Not me I lost everything 2 weeks ago)
[+5] u/vivavip1: The fact you can have a multi trillion $ stock like MSFT go up 30% in two weeks is just pure insanity 👽
[+5] u/CrazyAznFob: Is it really manipulation when is the price moving in the direction you don't like
[+5] u/Constant_OK_1437: Berkshire buying HTZ?
[+5] u/digitalgoodtime: Shorts have less than 4 days to cover on HTZ.
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Id like to think if I could get back to break even id sell, but that's a lie
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Market is cracked out
[+5] u/Old_Geologist_6603: SpaceX and Tesla are focking garbage. If you're bullish I'm disappointed in you
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: In 25 years my portfolio will be green i swear
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Spiderman outperforming The Odyssey at the box office is kinda pissing me off
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: PLTR lol….hopefully Burry sold for a profit or that guys fucked
[+5] u/ajibtunes: BREAKING: Iran has completely ruled out any future negotiations with this current US administration "🥭 will not reach an agreement with us. We will accompany him until his term ends" - Iran’s speaker
[+5] u/TowelFart: why is nbis such a schizo stock
[+5] u/StophJS: META trying to be a leader on AI safety is pretty funny
[+5] u/l3ef0re_Time: Semi and software both red in pre-market. Wierd af
[+5] u/volckerwasright: HTZ back to the $1s tomorrow
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: it's just gonna dump premarket then flat whole day after open again isn't it? 😂
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: type of morning where u type "wordle" as your first wordle guess cuz ur a fkn retard
[+5] u/Fun_Housing6191: INFQ bull. dont be degen buy stock not options and let cook until 2027+
[+5] u/brute-forced: Fried two slimjims with my eggs and it was actually pretty fucking disgusting
[+5] u/SweatyRefrigerator32: this is such a creative chat
[+5] u/Sco_420: Being able to buy SPX options on Robinhood pre market is goated
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Every night when I go to bed DRAM is green and when I wake up that shit is red LMAO 🤌 😭
[+5] u/OsmanthusWineEnjoyer: Algorithmic traders? Im not getting outtraded by a bunch of clankers
[+5] u/Complete_Piano_4875: the fake dip before big beautiful green candles
[+5] u/R1ckyB0bby_: Hairline. Or a billion trillion dollars
[+5] u/More_Advertising_383: Could go either way $1.9 or $3 today lol
[+14] u/M00NFAC3_69: This has gotta be the worst market known to man
[+12] u/Gold-Release-1186: Bought calls. Top confirmed
[+10] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: Iran has completely ruled out any future negotiations with the Trump administration, declaring it will wait out Donald Trump's term until January 20, 2029, per Iranian outlets and Ghalibaf advisor's post.
I mean this is indeed an option
[+10] u/octopus4488: "The Strait is fully open if not for the Iranians shooting at the ships." - my favourite quote from the US administration
[+9] u/M00NFAC3_69: Honestly, I think I'm done daytrading for a bit, this shit is so fucking retarded there are no other words to describe how the market behaves now.
[+9] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Iran has completely ruled out any future negotiations with the DJT administration, declaring it will wait out DJT's term until January 20, 2029, per Iranian outlets and Ghalibaf advisor's post.
Oh wow
[+8] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: >NY Times - Flight Is Canceled After a Child Refuses to Be Seated
>Passengers aboard a Porter Airlines plane headed to Toronto had to wait for a flight the next day after a child remained standing in a seat and would not get buckled in, the company said.
Gentle parenting has gone too far, LMAO.
[+8] u/-sakuranbo: SPY at prices last seen since this morning
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: This market is low keying my portfolio
[+8] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Just rented a HTZ. Very clean and impressed. Bullish😮💨 scoop em up
[+8] u/SteakEater137: # Oil in U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve falls below 300 million barrels, lowest since 1983
I love when they post these headlines they don't specify that the reason it was so low in 1983 is because it had only just been filled to that level since it was created.
AKA its never been this "low" before lol
[+7] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Got accepted into art school today
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: Mightve fucked up buying back into nvda
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Rug pull Rug pull... what y'all goin to do, what y'all goin to do, when it cums for you!
[+7] u/snifflingmoon: Guys, I'm thinking of taking my last 10k and buying a small ship that can fit a crew of 12. Anyone want to go treasure hunting? We will split all the profits. We can start our adventure in whoremoose
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Not negotiating until the end of Mayne Go's term is hilarious lmao
[+6] u/Sick0h: If you spell DIP backwards you get PID which means pump it daddy
[+6] u/iThrewFarAway: # some redditor just said he got rejected from ART school today ☠
[+6] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: RKLB calls seems too logical
Therefore I will go regard mode and buy $1k puts
[+6] u/Own_Purple229: Very funny guys! We can all stop selling RKLB now.
[+6] u/DeadLightsOut: When the SPY pull back comes it will be quick and violent….
[+6] u/ipissinmypants2: first week of options trading and i did absolutely killer on SPY calls and i’ve only been red since LMAO
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: $HTZ
https://preview.redd.it/n39ga30sfkih1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d375b58445b0cce3e40039a1e7ddd7023634263
[+6] u/Personal-Boss-7111: The narcissistic child in 🥭 is probably throwing a tantrum and he can't do shit. Love it.
[+5] u/Samjabr: Boeing pumping ACHR - maybe their vtols work?
[+5] u/Indra_Sx: Easy to make money but impossible to keep it with this market
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: instead of buying the MSFT dip for months everyone just complained
[+5] u/Send_Lawyers: Been holding these 0dte for 20 mins and the price hasn’t changed. Someone go kick the market.
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Yeah so oil is going to $150
[+5] u/SpeedilyStable: I’m in semi purgatory
[+5] u/twostroke1: We’d probably be at spy 300 rn if it weren’t for bears continuing to buy puts.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: LADIES AND GENTS! THE TIME TO LOAD PUTS TO OBLIVION ON PLTR HAS COME.
[+5] u/drakilian: Did Leopold inverse himself and start shorting semis to buy software stocks or something?
[+5] u/bulrfuc: # Memory? Pffft. Real chads only like mammaries.
[+5] u/GooglySoft: Fken rug pull again wtf
[+5] u/Evander85: HTZ bots appear to be gone. Guess that one was short lived
[+5] u/killainvest: Don’t want to brag but I made $78 bucks today
[+5] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: RKLB going to post record earnings and still drop -10%
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: FUCKING RUGPULLING MOTHERFUCKERS
[+5] u/Winter_Body4794: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I want a big titty goth girl
[+5] u/Jealous-Fix5015: what just happened to spacex?
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Wow. Today would have been a great day for me to sit the fuck out of the market. King Regard of the Day.
[+5] u/Rosella2562: This choppiness makes me think scratch-offs might be the better play today 🙃
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: just sell options every day gonna be choppy for a while
[+5] u/Plastic-Research3144: Opposite the opposite opposite wsb
[+5] u/Mammoth-Fee1592: Iran not gonna negotiate until 2029?? Bait or real ???
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: I for one appreciate whomever now has all of the money I fucked off today. Good call, brother.
[+5] u/dogs_and_stuff: Why do people pay so much for ozempic when they could just give themselves food poisoning? Same result
[+5] u/M00NFAC3_69: This shit clearly isnt moving until CPI huh
[+5] u/Old_Evidence8598: Do I have to convert to Islam now that we have been defeated by Iran ?
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: Call of work today, treat yourself kings and queens.
[+5] u/PsychoSynthesizer: More money being raised to pay for AI investment. Mind you, can't blame INTC for selling stock at the current dumb price.
[+5] u/TreGet234: Is there anything left that could be a generational giga pump? Mag 7 are dead, ai is dead...
[+5] u/3brcuse: this is gonna get messy
[+5] u/Bullshitneverwins: Any Kangaroos in the house, MATE
[+5] u/MaleficentPlate9104: I am proposing $100M in share offerings. I don’t have revenue, product or a set a balls, but I am proposing this. Let me know your thoughts.
[+5] u/AllTimeTy: Why’s it feel so stressful making money on puts but so good making money on calls? Anyone else experience that too?
[+5] u/cantadmittoposting: if ACHR announces path to full certification with no dilution on the call today, straight back to ~$12 by EOW
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Oh wow. Opening candle chaos
[+5] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: so ur telling me if i bought calls for one extra week i would have made 200% and yet i lost 100%? no more options for this degen for a minute
[+5] u/AbjectDrink3276: exactly. wsb full of idiots
[+5] u/AbjectDrink3276: this sub full of regarded f*gs
[+5] u/TheGraeme95: PLTR still goin' jheeeeze
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: Everything about this market scares me
[+5] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: "Intel plans $15 billion stock offering as AI demand accelerates"
DILUTED
[+5] u/heikici: Spcx premarket was so fake
[+5] u/sevyger89: NBIS finally woke up
[+5] u/AZUCSGrower: Thot mu was gonna do it for a second
[+5] u/Fit_Set2526: are u not fluent in bullshit?....
[+14] u/savethechows: *"Strait closed until 2029"*
# SPY +3%
[+13] u/vermilli21: # Strait not opening til 2029 LMAO
[+11] u/40StoryMech: Iran: no fucking deal ever, fuck you
SPY: everything is fine
[+11] u/gregot76: it really is incredible how hard algo's buy to keep us from going red
[+10] u/Locke_____Lamora: Trading 0dte is playing with fire with this fat retard in office.
[+9] u/According-Essay-4973: Just had to buy 16 GB of RAM.
FUCK YOU memory bros. I hope prices collapse.
[+9] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Still waiting for this fucking peace deal. All of last week I was told imminent and the they were begging for it.
I’m going to be paying $6 a gallon for the rest of the summer am I not?
[+8] u/Midpoint60: I thought 🥭was going to take his deal-making-super powers to make a big, beautiful deal with Iran. LOL.
[+8] u/BearRawarr: Iran says the are willing to wait until January 2029 to open the strait.
[+8] u/RagingBearBull: I really need to get rich now.
I have a feeeling like in six months, if im not rich .... its going to suck donkey balls.
Also putting things up my butt for money was not as lucrative as I thought it was.
pleas go back up Intel!!!!
[+8] u/HighwayExotic2808: Taylor Farms announcing another recall and pulling guac, salsa, etc. Sucks that they’re a private company, could short them to zero
[+8] u/get_da_maney: 🥭 fucking everything per usual
[+8] u/sonofalando: I am also demanding reparations from Iran.
[+8] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Spy Dumpy indeed
BREAKING: Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz will stay closed until 2029, the end of Trump's term, unless Trump accepts all of Iran's demands, per a senior Iranian source and Majid Shakeri, advisor to Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf.
[+7] u/Cav829: So now the market, that reacts to every minuscule move coming from the Middle East, is going to try to pretend it doesn't even matter if this shit is ever open. Got it.
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: It’s scary to think that your neighbor, your father, even you could be a bear and you wouldn’t even know it.
[+7] u/taconomtaco: the problem with this kinda action is - the moment you try and scalp it, it’ll go against you
[+7] u/YTLupo: OH MANGO SPOKE ABOUT IRAN
[+7] u/BothTear8063: rip to the guy who put 2M in nvda calls 20 mins ago lol
[+7] u/laddie78: What a fucking cooked day
Done trading until either orange man dies or war is done
[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Please V for the sake of all that is holy
[+6] u/CaptainApeCommander: Didn’t MU increase guidance today
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: tired of the market that reacts to random tweets that can destroy you either direction
[+6] u/QueenAlicat: I have not made…. A single good trade….. for two weeks lol. Fuck MMs
[+6] u/Goldpeaches32: Working from home and watching charts is sweet as pie
[+6] u/ImTiredBoss420: Who tf puts a chat in a forum thread
Edit: Ah
[+6] u/Cockballzz: ASTS going in the shitter after their earnings
[+6] u/AmazingPrune2: Out of spcx completely. Was fun guys
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: HOW CAN THE STRAIT BE CLOSED
WE WERE PROMISED IT WOULD BE OPENED
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
[+6] u/Ble_h: OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+6] u/lococommotion: I guess I’ll cancel those dinner reservations
[+6] u/regardus_maximus: MANGO TWEET : "I see that Representatives of the Islamic Republic of Iran are asking for compensation for the damage done to them during the last five month Military Conflict (started because, THEY WILL NOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON), even though it was never mentioned in any of our negotiations or meetings! But it is an interesting idea because now I am likewise demanding compensation from Iran, for all of the people that they have killed and gravely wounded with their roadside bombs and many conflicts, for which they are famous, as led initially by General Soleimani, including the families of those killed on the USS Cole, and thousands of others killed in combat. Additionally, compensation should be paid to the families of the hundreds of thousands of innocent protestors that Iran has killed over the last 50 years, not to mention the 52,000 that have been killed in the last five months. I have instructed my representatives to put this firmly into any, and all, future negotiations. Than"
[+6] u/wheels389: LOL HE WANTS COMPENSATION TOOO
[+6] u/i_empathetic: 🥭 crashing the market again, this idiot needs to go away
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: We gonna run out of oil, Americans going to be searching for barrels of oil as if they are Pokémon
[+5] u/k3lgx8: Spy is being weirdddd
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: hellow darkness my old friend.
[+5] u/Moist-Guava-732: >***nothing but theta decay across the board during market hours for the rest of time***
[+5] u/CockSmash69: holding my RKLB calls through the report today, I just don’t give a fuck anymore lads
[+5] u/LiveInLayers: Im loaded with USO calls. See you boys at the pump.
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Small profits today but genuinely confused as to why spy is green still
[+5] u/uber_pro: BUY HIGH SELL HIGHER
IT AINT NO LIE
I WANNA SEE SPY BREAK ATH
BABY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
[+5] u/haze_from_deadlock: If you hated MSFT at $370 you'll love it at $530. Very little has happened at MSFT between these price points except Asha Sharma girlbossed Todd Howard into making video games again.
[+5] u/dreamer_Neet: Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards
[+5] u/InevitablePie2535: Spacex casually trading like a meme coin
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: Oh he sold? Pamp it.
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: for a monday this price action is ass
[+5] u/mapoftasmania: Anyone know why NFLX just popped?
[+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Remember when gold went up 5% and silver 20% in a single day?
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: This week: inflation dead, no rate hikes, SPY 800
[+5] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: Uber pro is mentally handicapped
[+5] u/PixelPhoenixForce: imho rklb to moon AH
[+5] u/BushReagan84: MU shrek cock time to penetrate ber ass hoe
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I have been summoned. Congrats, another theta day
[+5] u/Deadecigs: Trading is dead w this 🥭 here. It’s all a coin toss
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Doomers expecting a hot inflation report. It will come in low and likely cooked books as always.
Market will pump thursday and friday to all time highs. Growth stocks will pump 15-25%+. Mag7 led the way with massive pumps. With a low inflation, cuts will be priced in again.
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: SPY is very very looking dumpy rn
[+5] u/DumbNutter: My HTZ calls are so fucked. I hate this sub.
[+5] u/MoleMan199: Up 132% in 2 mins off that candle
[+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: SPY's floor just dropped out from under it.
[+5] u/Ble_h: How do I demand compensation for my portfolio losses due to this war and tariffs? Do I just make a post like our retard in charge?
[+5] u/Coogiez: SPY is about to become my 13 reasons why
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Memory gonna dump on open and close flat
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: I want to get one of those squishy dumpling toys. Apparently it’s the new labulabu
[+5] u/Pojihut: is it just my stocks that are shit?
[+5] u/CultureForsaken3762: Bers: Have you tried doing the opposite?
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Right now is about when the reality sets in for gamblers and the weekend fantasies dissipate to reality
[+5] u/No_Truth_3600: MU and SNDK should start running again
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: today, we see the rare circuit breaker
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Whoever bought my HTZ bags at 2.53, I thank you and wish you the best
[+5] u/discombobulantics: Cool we gonna be glued to the same 10 cent range for the entire day?
[+5] u/Conscious-Pick4270: Whoever bought my 2.53 htz bags Godspeed to you good sir
[+5] u/Appropriate-Buy-4155: Definitely going back down
[+5] u/Rnb42069: I have bought MSFT puts, that's why its going up. your welcome guys
[+5] u/Ok-Cut-6064: Can you imagine a +2% day 🥵
[+17] u/BankofBroke: Bunch of hertz tards real quiet today after being such arrogant cunts all weekend.
[+9] u/J_da_CPA: Iran has us by the pussy and it shows
[+8] u/CluelessTennisBall: I just know someone here bought puts and calls today and lost on both lmao
[+8] u/ThatCuriousCoconut: More volume in Jeff Bezos's hair than this market today
[+7] u/SignificantRip8239: I buy DRAM at 70 and it drops to 50 a week later.
I buy META and it plummets to 540 on earnings.
I buy GOOG and it immediately collapses to 340.
I buy NVDA and down to 216 the next day.
What do I do when a vindictive market maker watches my trades?
[+7] u/Killersax: guys im starting to think the deal wasnt imminent
[+7] u/br0botic: Paying 100k per month to see Trump demanding compensation in response to Iran demanding compensation before anyone else
\#edge
[+7] u/BrainMale: I was promised a kangaroo market wtf is this slow ass shit
[+7] u/JimJamJim23: How long we gonna be on hard mode?
[+7] u/ReasonableArcher2030: As someone who grew up poor I never fathomed having 100k, now I do and it feels "good" but it's more like a sigh of relief that I really have nothing to worry about in terms of bills, food etc for the foreseeable future and now that I have it I was like "wow, that was easy and it doesn't feel like that much" . I wonder if the same type of feeling happens when someone hits 1 million
[+7] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: I'm kind of retarded
[+6] u/Peeeeech: They really said “deal tomorrow” for a whole damn week. How is this market real?
[+6] u/bemeandnotyou: # Petition to replace " 🥭" with "no frontal lobes"
[+6] u/YourPalJake: [https://aje.news/pntq5h?update=4843590](https://aje.news/pntq5h?update=4843590)
So basically both Iran & the US are demanding reparations... 2029 can't come soon enough...
[+6] u/Full_Cash6140: wtf happened. did trump say something stupid again?
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: if we can do 2% in two days, it can do -2% in two days right?
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: # IRAN BETTER PAY US BACK FOR ALL THOSE MISSILES THEY MADE US LAUNCH AT THEM 😡
[+6] u/-OkemaN-: I like reading this chat
[+6] u/PandAlex: Ugh today is too flat and gay
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: I spent $55k to make $52 today. Better than $0 I guess.
[+6] u/Yuri_CPL: what is this theta shit
[+6] u/Complex-Awareness245: Day's market is ass af
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: 0dte are practically free
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: Ah yes, nothing like bouncing around 0% for a week fucking straight lmfao
[+6] u/Outside-Glove-5625: Clearly it’s red but weird I can’t find any dips to buy
[+6] u/Routine-Agent-160: 🥭 TO DEMAND COMPENSATION FROM IRAN IN FUTURE NEGOTIATIONS.
Sure bro 😂
[+6] u/PullTabPurveyor: *You’re* just a fat fella.
[+6] u/doortoNarnia: why are the iranians refusing to negotiate with🥭? iranians are liberals confirmed
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Fucking dump it all let's see that -2% intra day move
[+5] u/2AMTrader: Wen Iran war damage check coming?
[+5] u/ThatOtherGuy254: The third ugly chop day in a row for SPY.
[+5] u/NotaBolivianSpy: Why is there no volume I want my money nguh
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: Hey HTZ regards, how are you feeling out there.....
[+5] u/hermeskino715: 🇮🇷 with humongous balls of steel if they do close the strait until 2029 🤣
[+5] u/EveryonesNasshole: iran should instead say "we wont open strait until US realeses the epstein files unredacted... all of them "
[+5] u/Ranepureko: Pumps fake I don’t trust it
[+5] u/Mission-Educator-697: I prefer MU flat than going down 8%
[+5] u/wrongsyourgrammar: My DRAM has been bending me over the last month and pegging HARD.
[+5] u/Healthy_Resort_363: Htz is going to stay red and flat
[+5] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Am ready for “taco Tuesday “.. got my SPY, CSCO, and SPCX calls.. all lined up and ready for the war to over… again..
[+5] u/Powerful-Reaction607: Largest bear trap iv seen in a while 😂
[+5] u/TheMatinow: No oil until 2029 we are all fucked
[+5] u/myjumboloanapp: 🥭 proposes plan -> iran rejects plan
🥭 proposes plan - > iran accepts plan -> israel rejects plan
bro can’t catch a break
[+5] u/DiskNo542: cyclical? more like cynical badumm tsss
[+5] u/Jerikolol: I drop my trousers, lemme show u my all time high crack spread
[+5] u/treesRfriends13: Bought some HTZ calls cause its funny
[+5] u/Diamondken: Hertz 6$, let the Fomo kick in
[+5] u/NecessarySun894: market in denial look at 10 yr and oil
[+5] u/CompetitiveGas2744: so like..... i do options
[+5] u/WhyOverComplicated: It’s choppy again bruh
[+5] u/Snoo-90587: Go ahead fomo into HTZ
[+5] u/Bcider: Oil and treasuries mooning.
[+5] u/conleyjordan: Everything I touch turns red.
[+5] u/Panacamana: Forgot to sell me SPY calls. Come back pleaseeee
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: This timeline gonna have a Karl Marx reincarnate at this point with this level of greed and corruption literally headed towards repeat of the 20th century, except Nukes and AI and drones.
Unless someone cuts these food prices and costs soon or regulates
[+5] u/cynicalsearching: Don’t start a war you can’t finish.
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: I sold MSFT and AMZN after earnings for both companies and bought GOOGL. One of the biggest mistakes ive made in a long time.
[+10] u/Notpayingthat30bucks: IM UNBANNED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Mango is truly fucked in Iran.
Out of missiles so he can't continue the war, and Iran knows it so they drop these demands mango will never agree to just to fuck him
[+8] u/StrangeInsanity: Strategic reserves below 300 million barrels for the first time in about 40 years. All is well
[+8] u/12345cuda: RKLB and NBIS price is steadily rising then the millisecond after I buy they both drop 3% like actually fuck off
[+8] u/hayleybts: My Theta donation today is 3.5k
[+8] u/Icommandyou: We ended one forever war in 2021 and decided it was a bad idea so immediately started a new one four years later is so America
[+8] u/thatdude845: 🇮🇷: There never was a deal. There isn’t a deal. There never will be a deal.
Market: We’re not gonna talk about that *an ounce*
[+7] u/TF_Sally: Today is the equivalent of the market's mom asking how school went
"Fine"
"Did you learn anything interesting? Anything that would change the expected value of the world's publicly traded companies?"
"Not really"
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: Can we hurry this total economic collapse up
[+7] u/Adventurous-Iron251: Am I getting this right? The deal we rallied on last tuesday is likely bs, and the reaction of spy to that is -0,09%?
[+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: You can measure MU’s movement in microns today
Lmao 🤌
[+7] u/Polysorbate800: We will be the first country to ever reach 100 peace deals in a single year
[+6] u/Nictel: Sir another truth social has hit your portfolio
[+6] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Iran demands war reparations from the US over the weekend and today our response officially is "No, you pay us instead". I love this timeline.
[+6] u/CorndogSummer: IM ABSOLUTELY LEVERAGED TO THE TITS
(I don’t know what this actually means)
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: stop daytrading stop daytrading stop daytrading stop daytrading
[+6] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: i would like to tack on the president's post and ask that *Iran also pays for my SNDK losses*
[+6] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: 8000+ comments for 0.3% movement
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: the real forever war is SPY 773
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: MU, destroyer of options, the protector of flatness, champion of theta, king of boredom, the first of his name
[+6] u/Suitable_Look_4217: What if we all bought the same thing
[+6] u/SalmonTheSalesman: watching spy these past couple of days is like watching paint dry
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Me a month ago: "buy MSFT, you can't go wrong with it"
#WSB a month ago: "nah bro MSFT is bankrupt" LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Akaduma: Spy is definitely gonna crash
[+6] u/IllustratorRare9102: I can remain delusional longer than the market can remain irrational. (down 20% today)
[+6] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Propbably per Axios and Barak Ravid: "an outline of a perimeter negotiable understanding is imminent as talks stall"
[+5] u/pawelkos: ACHR 💰 my Wife boyfriend was Wrong https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/08/10/boeing-evtol-archer-stake.html
[+5] u/aew2019: I'm here in this thread for one reason and one reason alone. I'm here to guess what the music might do a week, a month, a year from now. That's it. Nothing more. And standing here today, I'm afraid that I don't hear - a - thing. Just... silence.
[+5] u/OmegaSandMan69: Well better to take a 10% gain than a 100% loss
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Less than 20m on SPY and it's almost 2? Yikes
[+5] u/New_Competition_410: Should be a liquidate panic sell all button on Robinhood
[+5] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: An indefinite war of attrition after promising we'd already won in the first two days...
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Don't worry, you can always take out a mafia loan to pay off your credit card loans
[+5] u/billyd1984texas: What does "low-keying" it mean in terms of negotiation.
[+5] u/palindromic: love trading this new meme stock.. the standard and poors 500
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Massive rug pull incoming
[+5] u/riverpirate2: So,we lost the war didnt we
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: im jacked to the tits
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: Would be hilarious if Berkshire ends up holding the bag.
[+5] u/hayleybts: I'm too impatient for this boring SPY slow movements
[+5] u/tessie_trades: playing 00DTEs with MU is insane, can go from 100 to zero real quick
[+5] u/beerstearns: My financial advisor doesn’t want me to trade options even though if I go all in on a single 100-bagger I can retire. It’s like that dipshit doesn’t know math
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: GOLD JUST WENT VERTICAL......
[+5] u/wanggoesinataco: NBIS you piece of shit. Show me some green
[+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: bagholders of hertz post your loss porn
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: paperhanded my MSFT position, and it haunts me every single day
[+5] u/crouching_dragon_420: I need AAPL back to 240-250 to start buying :cry:
[+5] u/MRROSADOH: Looked away for 5 minutes
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: So glad many pussies sold today...good deals on many....gonna rock soon
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: It's so over for my port 😔
[+5] u/Butteredscotch: I sold contracts so im technically winning today but holy fuck is this ever BORING
[+5] u/cutiesarustimes2: Opens wsb. First post is a mantee playing with itself.
😂
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: How red 😳 you want it?
[+5] u/llamaflocka: Feels like a theta day
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Can we go 760 so already so we can go 800
[+5] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: My SMCI puts are getting hammered wth
[+5] u/riverpirate2: Mr Burry might be in trouble
[+5] u/Adventurous_Sell5994: Struggles to go up $2 then just dips like it’s nothing why
[+5] u/Altruistic-Bar-2137: Why is SPY moving like this
[+5] u/fujimonster: yeah.. they said they wouldn't talk to trump anymore , lol
[+13] u/violet_evergarden8: LMFAO MANGO ASKED IRAN TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGE. THIS IS COOKED.
[+8] u/efstratiou: They need four animals for markets now, Bull, Bear, Kangaroo, Crab
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: How are the htz community members doing? 😂😂
[+8] u/0201037464793921170: Miserable ass trading day.
[+8] u/NativePlant870: Shaving pubes adds 2 inches
[+7] u/Crackbot420-69: I’m starting to think I should have sold HTZ this morning when I was up $4k instead of waiting till i was down $5k
[+7] u/kdestroyer1: I got into RKLB calls at the worst possible time.
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: I am an alpha male, lone wolf and destroyer of hedgies. I own 3 shares GameStop and will retire my family as millionaires.
[+7] u/MarketWatcherAddict: Iran rules out future negotiations with Donald Trump, says it will wait until his presidency ends in 2029
the art of the deal
[+7] u/tikimandude: "Iran declares Strait of Hormuz stays closed until "end of Trump's term."... Dawg we need mango to pound more big macs pronto!!!
[+7] u/Over-Young8392: all moves are made before and after hours
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: why the hell woukd asts and rklb even pump? they always miss earnings lmao
[+6] u/Typingtext: Theres no way tomorrow doesnt open red, the amount of work being put in to hold this is nuts
[+6] u/SignificanceFew5212: HTZ supporters went extinct over the weekend
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: How the 'negotiations' are going 6 months or whatever into them:
Iran: We demand compensation to make a deal.
DJT: We demand compensation to make a deal.
[+6] u/Crackbot420-69: Datacenter power concerns are easily solved once you realize you can daisy chain HTZ rental cars to them and put a brick on the gas pedal.
[+6] u/solidsneeze: Why is Iran market moving news? That dumb shit has been going on for more than 50 years
[+6] u/theJimmybob: $ASTS reports earnings after the close with an $8.96 or 12.97% implied move
Next day performance after the past 8 reports:
📉-11.61%
📈+6.62%
📉-1.17%
📈+8.36%
📉2.24%
📈+11.67%
📉-9.58%
📈+50.69%
Avg. move: 12.74%
[+6] u/j_b_1983: RKLB and/or ASTS going to pump or dump on earnings?
Prediction????
[+6] u/darthjarhead: Today could have been an email.
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: the funniest outcome would be if we had to get rid of him to make a deal, the world would burst in laughter lmao
[+5] u/youngmacho: trumps post about the Iranian Rial losing 50% against the dollar is a dumb ass argument. hell the dollar has lost 15% of its value against the Euro/GBP. If hes waiting on "economic pressure" to take Iran down, gonna be a loooong time
[+5] u/Mysteriouz_111: Guys gold going up crude going up
What the fk is going on
[+5] u/BlueBerryDaJuiceMan1: I’m down 26% for the year chat
[+5] u/firstandlast0202: dead market theory is real
[+5] u/bertacle: bulls are so quiet
you can really tell shits about to go down
[+5] u/dotdotdot55: Anyone built a successful trading bot based on Reddit traffic? I gotta find a way to make money on this, I really want to!
(I fucking hate my job)
[+5] u/captjacksparrow47: Such a boring day. Mostly flat.
[+5] u/Brief_Prior8654: NVDA 217.5C Thoughts?
[+5] u/sleepyguy007: so im recently unemployed from a big tech saas company (the stock has utterly destroyed people this year....).
in the last couple years ive made 2-3x my actual job compensation trading. job was work from home why not right? do i keep looking for jobs? do i just yolo all my money and hope for the best?
[+5] u/canadian_Biscuit: Hertz has been nothing but a disappointment
[+5] u/Substantial_Hall3425: Jews own the porn sites
[+5] u/GurHot8359: is the market still closed? chop chop
[+5] u/nigelnyc1: the markets are holding on for dear life right now before the dump
[+5] u/bringkiteback: Bought puts before my shower now I’m green thank you
[+5] u/Supertainment: Our tax dollars hard at work propping up this fraud market
[+5] u/Juliusmobile: Msft needs to sit its ass back down so the rest of the market can go up.
[+5] u/more-aero: This is going to set up an EPIC TACO Tuesday
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Oil AND metals spiking at the same time? That seems suspicious.
[+5] u/Ednerrd: Buy calls, it does down. Buy puts, it goes up. Maybe I should stop lmao
[+5] u/wilhelm96: MU calls below 900, puts above 900
[+5] u/otimanob: Spys been on steroid for the past six years
[+5] u/liftacules: Currently sitting in an ambulance after picking up some dude absolutely hammered behind a Wendy’s, praying my $AAPL calls rip so I can forget how my morning is going.
[+5] u/eje0100: 15 ES mini contracts locked and loaded!!!
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Boss called me the “big picture guy” today
Is this a promotion from the “ideas guy”
[+5] u/BlueBerryDaJuiceMan1: Lost the house to a Data center today
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: What if 🥭 wore a tan suit one day? Like on live tv? Would that be bullish or bearish?
[+9] u/Iunatic: Anyone else miss the old daily dashboard? New one is too cluttered
[+8] u/DarkoDokkan: Rklb dumping, so full port calls
[+8] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: TACO declares the Strait of Hormuz open, saying the U.S. has “100%” control."
Someone get this old man to bed. Its late now.
[+7] u/syedhuda: *"face it bulls, the pump is done, the crash is coming"* **said the ber holding -99% puts**
[+7] u/Positive_Back_9335: Memory with the power dump to close
[+7] u/spn43: MU you fucking piece of garbage
[+6] u/positiveanchor89: Pretty frightening that Health Care is what’s holding this market up.
[+5] u/Own-Hornet-6339: Live by the manipulated market, die by the manipulated market. Pinned until end of the year. Theta gonna eat.
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: Memory holding up well actually, I respect it
[+5] u/External_Counter378: Chop until SPY reports its earnings on Wednesday
[+5] u/DressPrestigious7088: Circuit breaker day tomorrow.
[+5] u/ez399017: MU rug before the bell. Like 5 days in a row with this
[+5] u/bluen: Iran deal is that car crash gif that never hits
[+5] u/orcassharks: Market is basically saying there’s no more juice to pump
I anticipate a massively red day sometime this week.
[+5] u/Revolutionary_Ad2527: ASTS earnings today - anyone playing? I just wanna know fellow regard plays
[+5] u/welrope: Keep buying puts regards. My calls are grateful
[+5] u/Onnimation: 🍑 staying quiet is scaring me fr, is he planning boots on the ground?
[+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: If NVDA hits 215 I am loading up the truck for the next week
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: I want to carefully wash Shakiras ass and pussy in a sponge bath
[+5] u/inevitable_fallen: I make +100% on watchlist trading and -99% on real trading.
[+5] u/061826heart: Face it bulls, we’ve maxed this mini-run out. It’s tired. It’s got too many doubts.
[+5] u/aqjingson: Growing up is realizing Kesha was goated
[+5] u/pingoo26: My winning streak of top buying continues
[+5] u/United-Dot-2814: Our lord and savior HTZ
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Poor Bols. That was mean of MMs
[+5] u/theWesternReserve: 0% at 3pm. Not rigged 😆
[+5] u/peopeopeopeo10: Betting on RKLB lets see
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Cashed out of palantir what a run
[+5] u/chobro17: Im such a retard. Why didn't I buy crap ton of NVDA 20 years ago?
[+5] u/_Netgirth: I will be demanding reparations for my port in all future negotiations
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: How come the market doesn’t go up 1% every day, this shit is rigged
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Diversify, why not both?