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[+27] u/HighwayExotic2808: Can’t believe that a little over a month ago I was up almost 300% YTD…and now I’m in the red. Literally wouldn’t have thought it was possible, but here we are
[+26] u/Cultural-Gate1583: Micron (MU) fell 5.81% after a major memory chip shortage warning from Apple
Make it make sense, fcking regarded market.
[+26] u/uncsucks: Summary of my week:
Bought MSFT puts, AAPL calls, AMZN puts.
I am retart
[+25] u/Dazzling-Ad7012: MU is going to make me go bald
[+22] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Man, fuck this market in particular
[+20] u/C0up7: **Memory bols yesterday:** We’re so back
**Memory bols today:** We’re so fucked
[+19] u/Vincent_van_Guh: Easiest money you can make is buying calls on bag7 earnings drops. They all crawl their way up back within a week or two, free 20-30% gains.
[+18] u/GneissFrog: Given how wild this week was, if you didn't completely blow up your port, you probably fared better than half this sub. On to the next one.
[+17] u/andsto2: MU is the biggest POS
[+17] u/AGigatonicxs: Micron is down after amazon raises capex ok
[+15] u/thompssc: Had a wild day today. Opened vertical call spread on MU at open, had limit set and it came insanely close to hitting and netting me $18k, but then reversed and i didn't get out fast enough, ended up down $12k. Little bit of revenge trading and knife catching (that didn't work) put me further down to about -$18k. Then, got more patient, managed to trade MU and Spy on the way up, got out at local highs and back in on pullbacks, finally MU 835 0dte puts that i held til the bell, managed to be up $2500 on the day.
Feels awesome but also bad lol.
[+13] u/Patient-District-199: taking off fellas, have a good weekend
[+13] u/ultrastonk1997: peace deal come on mango let it rip
[+13] u/captain_casino: Thank fuck July is over lol
[+12] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: It's been revealed Leopold Aschenbrenner’s $45B AI fund began collapsing just as guests arrived for his wedding in California."
This is why you shouldn't getting married.
[+12] u/NervousChemistry7401: Diabolical last candle.
[+12] u/Muted-South4737: Made $14.42 American on the day. So yeah, you could say I'm a trader.
[+12] u/Independent-Bag5875: I THINK THERE COULD BE A BLACK SWAN EVENT THIS WEEKEND
[+12] u/MoneyBadger14: Really considering full porting SNDK
[+12] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: LOL RDDT will rebound withinthe next month the dip is a no brainer
[+12] u/Spy300: >WARSH CONSIDERS REDUCING FREQUENCY OF FED POLICY MEETINGS: NYT
Lol
[+11] u/South-Ad3702: I went from 5k to 28k and back down to 3.5k. Fuck me I need to learn to take profits
[+10] u/Evander85: That memory close was diabolical
[+10] u/Big_Red_Dogs: These memory stocks are to wild for me. Time to invest in a safe haven ticket like nbis.
[+10] u/guzzledglizzy: I’m going to start just straight up gambling
[+9] u/Coffeewin: They are called memory stocks because you'll never forget the liquidations
[+9] u/RoyalFail6: Lost so much money, they call me the Pentagon 😮💨
[+9] u/Cav829: This is the most stable and healthy stock market in history.
[+9] u/financiallythriving: SPY ATH on Monday and I’ll stick a Boeing 747 up my ass
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Peace deal this weekend because citadel bribed mango of liquidation I can’t make this up
[+9] u/davidbigham: Trading SPY 747 call at the last 30 mins was better than drugs.
[+8] u/upvz: so now we know all of july was criminal level manipulation by MMs especially citadel
[+8] u/DufflebagJoe: It’s drinking time regards.
[+8] u/Successful_Car1670: Revenge traded my way to break even in last 2 minutes. I hate this market and spending tax dollars we can never repay to save hedge funds from the carry trade
[+8] u/Busy_Dingo_5744: Welp nvda hit 200. Means I gotta get an escort. Asian or Latina?
[+8] u/orcassharks: I bought SPY puts at close expiring Monday.
I’m not even a bear. But this rally feels totally fake and I need to hedge my long positions.
[+8] u/WordsHappenedHere: I met a MUtard today at the gas station. He was begging for change. “Will work for calls” the sign he was holding read.
We had a nice long conversation about equities and “manipulation”.
Anyways he was arrested for loitering before I could buy him a slurpee.
[+8] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: I made so much money today. Then 3 hours later I gave it all back on stupid gambles. Lmao such is life.
[+7] u/Regenbooggeit: I don’t even want to know how disgustingly rich MMs are getting over the memory volatility.
[+7] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/Mikeo92 (3W - 1L, 75%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **MU** ▲ | $907.51 → $1000.00 | +10.2% | 6h 45m | Lost |
[+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: Congratulations to all the Microsoft dip buyers in the last 9 months. Your baby is born
[+7] u/visionarymind: # JULY MAINTAINED ITS GREEN STREAK THANKS TO MULTI-TRILLION DOLLAR MEGACAPS PUMPING 7-15% WITH 3.7% PCE 🤩🥳
[+7] u/spilledonwhite: I TRIED TO TELL YOU IT IS 401K DAY.
They will never let auto-buy indexers buy at a discount.
[+7] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/avue06a9gmgh1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=974eec05b13a1f026aac1ba30dd2fbed6f9ea2f5
[+7] u/dbainerr: Let's all watch in horror as Hormu$$y somehow becomes relevant (again) over the weekend
[+7] u/Anzel731: Apple 320 end of next week
[+7] u/Slooogan: I hold Micron purely for the pain
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Could have showed up to Vegas and blown 30 racks looking like a baller at the blackjack table. Instead I did it hunched over my phone and on the toilet. Pain.
[+6] u/powerboner: Just take me out back and end it…I want no MEMORY of this 😔
[+6] u/get_da_maney: Lmao a lil fuk u to bulls that last min from mm
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: left sooo much on table on 7505p
should have just let it cash settled
i knew these assholes werent going to let 7500 print
[+6] u/tortoisepump: DRAM got me depressed for the weekend
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: Your 401k broker: “Hell yeah I’ll buy more SPY.”
[+6] u/Independent-Bag5875: KOREANS WHEN YOU SEE MU DO NOT PANIC
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I’m holding calls over the weekend like a real thundercock American balls to the wall
[+6] u/vermilli21: Last few mintues SPX was crazy, got a scalp for a quick 80%
[+6] u/yeedub: Monday gonna be black Monday limit down it feels . rugpull imminent
[+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Recognizing that:
* No hike was indeed dovish.
* Wednesday FOMC first day is always fake.
* You should buy the dip with leverage.
Was the winning play.
[+6] u/OnceALoser: What was that red dildo at the close
[+6] u/Formal_Economist7342: Tsla not recovering lol. I hate that company with every fiber in my body and prob should be valued at 50. Bought calls.
[+6] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: you guys buying puts you don't understand, we unmasked the bad guy, his name was Leopold we can go back to new highs now
[+6] u/Low-Accident1418: The fact that everything is up and memory is deep red is FUCKED
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: think its pretty clear memory sector isnt out of the woods yet
[+6] u/Midpoint60: I really like my new AI girlfriend. She's 3-foot tall with a flat head and no teeth.
She gives me a great BJ while we're both standing ... and I can set my beer on top of her head.
[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Today could have been a congratulatory email.
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: This is a good market to make money in right now but you really have to be careful
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: Apple has the pennystock warning on robinhood lol
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Retail leveraged vs Wall Street who wins
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: wtf was that drop in the last ten seconds? Oh I bought a call
[+5] u/Patient-District-199: mu 834 to 824 in last 5 minutes
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: Damn bro why is it fading
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: Made 100$ net today going to buy myself a steak
[+5] u/moazzam0: Apparently Apple at 30 PE is a safe haven asset (EOD price action).
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: memory is a literal shitcoin tbh
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Calls for next week are cheap. They really pricing in some insanity over the weekend.
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Port went from -18% at open to +6% at close, 0DTE's are toxic but what a rush
[+5] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/8ijm5ahegmgh1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=c25e3d179206540a0880e89fa888c72fbaac2b18
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: META probably going to be 650 a month from now. It's the king of the retarded pump.
[+5] u/itsme971: Im holding my SNDK stocks over the weekend.
The only play that's more regarded is holding SNDK calls.
[+5] u/Rosella2562: The amount of effort and stress I spent on (not even) breaking even scalping 0DTE options all day…
Feel like I would’ve made more profit in literally any other endeavor, but hey we’re in it for the love of the game 🙃🤗
[+5] u/jokull1234: Is everyone ready for investors to hide out in the hyperscalers (and prop up the S&P) while the rest of the AI trade continues to die?
That close makes me think that’s what’s going to happen
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Thank you Market Makers for end of day selloff to fuk my weekend, here is a gift for you: >!🖕🏿!<
[+5] u/Independent-Bag5875: Not an amazing start to the weekend for MU
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Can I give you 0DTE some advice if you’re going to be retarded. The biggest swings have been happening open trade and mid day. You’re welcome.
[+5] u/Successful_Car1670: I won’t forgive myself for missed 40k gains twice this week on NDX
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Ah shit, it's the weekend again. Wtf is 🥭 gonna do to fuk my portfolio?
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I absolutely hate when they make me hold my puts right to 3:59 for them to pay off lmao fuk
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Hey my stock didn't go up 500% today! Rigged bullshit!
[+20] u/_Netgirth: Life changing day today, in a bad way lost like 30k on RDDT calls
[+15] u/JennaTulwartz: boy Epstein really did a number on the US huh lmao
[+12] u/deevee12: It’s Friday after close
WAR TIME HOORAH
[+10] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Bibi should be courted for his crimes against humanity
[+10] u/PyloPower: Hey Reddit sucks ass LOL that's why I'm here 3 hours every day I have nothing better going for me
[+10] u/ajibtunes: BREAKING via CBS
The United States and Israel are planning what could be their harshest bombing campaign yet against targets in Iran.
The targets include energy infrastructure.
There is also discussion of cutting electricity in Tehran.
If this moves forward, it would mark the Israeli military’s return to the war.
[+9] u/bboyrawn: Imagine being in Iran... go to work Monday to Friday. And every weekend when u wanna rest on Saturday
You get war! Wtf man.
[+9] u/ThatKarmaWhore: If Iran was smart, and they wanted to get through to trump, they would only ever attack at 9:28AM ET
[+8] u/mysuruhuduga: Google recovered 100% of its earnings loss
[+8] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Common theme is options trader up big in the first hour but keeps trading and losing all day then ends the day in the red. After the morning ends just turn on paper trading instead.
[+8] u/JohanLiebert92: Dogshit month over with
[+8] u/haze_from_deadlock: Today I sold $70k worth of profoundly OTM puts to make $6 risk-free for a Pepsi
[+8] u/CMTTrader: \*U.S. AND ISRAEL ARE PREPARING TO BOMBARD ENERGY-RELATED TARGETS IN IRAN AS SOON AS THIS WEEKEND - CBS NEWS
\*POWER PLANTS AND REFINERIES LIKELY TO BE TARGETED IN US-ISRAEL ATTACK - CBS NEWS
[+8] u/Sick0h: I mean, what they gonna do? Close the Strait more? Priced in.
[+8] u/d33p7r0ubl3: CBS reporting that government wants Iran strikes to conclude by Sunday due to concern about how it would affect the financial markets.
Wild stuff
[+8] u/JayRoo83: 🥭, hit me with that 37th peace deal announcement over the weekend ok?
[+8] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: If we open 2% down I’m rich
[+8] u/imsolost3090: Do you guys ever get to that point where you've lost so much and you don't even cry anymore, you just laugh
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Gonna go out and get bombed tonight
[+8] u/rocier: Its crazy how many rich people there are in this country.
[+7] u/BallsHardest: With Reddit going out of business. where are all the self-entitled man-child freaks finna go?
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Dating is rough nowadays, what happened to just liking or not liking someone instead of having to go through an interview to see if we have matching statistics
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Must be Friday. Oil going straight up.
Wartime weekends
[+7] u/Laurensio_: Afterhours dumppp monday is fuckedddd
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: U.S. AND ISRAEL ARE PREPARING TO BOMBARD ENERGY-RELATED TARGETS IN IRAN AS SOON AS THIS WEEKEND - CBS NEWS
[+7] u/astromouse2024: The price action from 9-11:30 this morning was literally fucked up
[+7] u/astromouse2024: Also FUCK aapl it should be APPL
[+7] u/Synergiex: Weekend risk is too big with trump… especially right after bibi comes to US and give trump his orders in person
Good boy trump always listen
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Wsj just posted 🥭 has ordered attacks to make Iran surrender.
We are back to full on war
[+7] u/tessie_trades: show of hands ,all who held SNDK and MU Calls overnight ,hoping for a banger today only to end up with loses?
[+7] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: Wen SPCX go to zero?
[+7] u/sleepyguy007: i lost $250k this week in my port because i made an extremely stupid gamble on MU with leverage. i dont feel quite as bad, because i was down 500k 2 days ago. im on my 4th beer today and its 230pm , trading hurts.
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: 🥭 posting AI slop lmao
[+7] u/Ok_Winner9825: Meh every time the war starts on Friday it stops Sunday afternoon
[+6] u/patmccock86: Why are MM's so butthurt about MU getting back to $1000? This is fucking insane how they refuse to let it stay there for more than 4 minutes
[+6] u/eireniconic: bond rates are still historically low. you would have to be dumb af to buy nominal long bonds at yields less than 12%
[+6] u/Critical_Paper6944: Memory a little after hours pump wouldn’t hurt
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Have you ever seen so much rotation? Seriously, I mean 4-30% swings on stocks daily.
[+6] u/Sejare1: Don’t forget to make investments into yourself, if you don’t spend your 20s or 30s building healthy habits then you’ll spend the rest of your life wishing you would have, health is the real wealth
[+6] u/Disastrous_Skirt_902: Tim Cook is a sweet gay man who refused to pay the inflated prices of memory. I like him.
[+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: wtf SPY crashing after hours
[+6] u/Slvrg: Don't worry baron already bought oil calls!
He cash out at $100+ when the 67th peace deal comes.
[+6] u/znightmaree: Please cholesterol, save us
[+6] u/YTLupo: This is giving Iran all the incentive to create a Nuclear weapon everyone here knows that right?
[+6] u/frumpydrangus: Apple loses $500B in less than 24 hours and Robinhood slaps them with the volatile stock warning
[+6] u/Franky1324: Someone bought so much fucking oil it went up 2.5 dollars in 30 seconds
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: Powell laughing his ass off at Warsh. Powell got to get on the last lifeboat and ride off into the sunset as GOAT FED president while Warsh inherits the sinking Titanic.
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: calls at the close was not the move...
[+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: 🥭 is thinking about us when bombing irans energy facilities and casually committing war crimes
CBS: "There was some discussion about trying to conclude by the time financial markets open Monday because of concern about how the bombings will affect the U.S. and global economy, but an end point wasn't locked in."
[+6] u/sjtomcat: was up $800, finished down $550 :(
[+6] u/ImthatRootuser: Since markets are closed weekend war is back.
[+6] u/NecromancyAndFries: SERENITY NOW!! SERENITY NOW!!
[+6] u/kazkeb: Market goes down -> SpaceX goes down
Market goes up -> SpaceX goes down
🤡 🤡 🤡
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Donald dump, at your friday service
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: TACO by Sunday. Like clockwork.
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: Weekend thread for the weekend war…it’s to dumb to be fake 🤦♂️
[+6] u/Common_Ad_3059: Amd and SNDK earnings coming up, there’s hope for everyone if you have calls
[+6] u/Odd_Raspberry_7193: Don’t forget guys this Monday was green af
[+5] u/ap1618: I think TSLA has finally been found out
[+5] u/illegaltaco420: Too broke for SNDK calls.
So going in on MU 1000$ calls
[+5] u/Stack_Johnson: Seeing very few likes on otherwise banger comments. WSB bros must have lost a lot this week
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I sold all my DRAM at eod yesterday and got suckered in and bought once again today after the drop LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: Reach out to your friends that are bears, theyll need your support for the next few months.
Jk bears don't have friends
[+5] u/Moist-Guava-732: AAPL long 300p and short ATM puts will print for the rest of the year
[+5] u/Glum-Specific4052: Dont think kospi will recover, koreans dont have any money left to gamble.
[+5] u/blitzdunce: time to put this trash ass July behind us
[+5] u/tortu995: Aapl -7.35% After their call describing the hard situation regarding memory and how is a 100 year flood
Mu -5.90%
WOW
[+5] u/Disastrous_Skirt_902: I just saw SanDick\_Made\_Me\_Rich applying at Jersey Mikes, the manager told him to go to Wendy’s. He also said the Wendy’s manager Tyrone is a real cool dude and smells really nice.
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: my portfolio has been resilient in july. i'm up 20% YTD
[+5] u/Critical_Paper6944: Do i sell for the weekend or hold on memory
[+5] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Let me share the full text of the article about Kevin Warsh here, in case anyone doesn't have access to it and wants to read it.
Kevin M. Warsh is considering reducing the number of regularly scheduled meetings at which the Federal Reserve sets interest rates, a potentially seismic move that would mark the most significant change in how the central bank operates in years.
The Federal Reserve’s 12-person policy committee meets eight times a year and votes on whether to lift, lower or hold borrowing costs. Mr. Warsh raised the idea of changing the frequency of those meetings at the Fed’s gathering this week, according to four people with knowledge of the discussion who were not authorized the speak publicly.
Mr. Warsh, who was presiding over his second meeting as chairman, left the impression that a revised schedule could be decided on before the next meeting in mid-September, even if the changes would not be carried out until later.
The Fed declined to comment.
Reducing the cadence of the meetings — and, in turn, votes on rates — would be by far the most consequential change of Mr. Warsh’s tenure so far. It would mark a break from decades of precedent, reshaping the way the Fed steers the economy and potentially making it less responsive to changes in inflation and the labor market.
Meeting less often would also reduce the information available to Wall Street and the broader public about the Fed’s thinking about the path for interest rates, reversing a decades-long trend toward greater openness.
That would fit a larger pattern that has emerged early in Mr. Warsh’s chairmanship. He has dramatically shortened the policy statements that the Fed releases after each meeting and has provided far less detail about how he views the economy and the appropriate direction for rates. He has also raised the idea of scaling back the post-meeting news conferences that have been the Fed’s practice since January 2019.
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: OpenAI: Our latest model hacked a company!
Anthropic: Well, our model hacked THREE companies!!!
Investors: OMG! MUST BUY MORE AI STONKS!!
[+5] u/Particular-Nose-8932: \#1 lesson of **🥭** never hold calls over the weekend
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Thank fuck i closed out my position, had a feeling some bullshit was going to happen
[+5] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: So let me get this straight;
A country of 9 million people (Israel) is telling America what to do and when?
What next? My cleaner telling me to switch from BMW to Audi?
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: If 🥭 does this, goes after energy sites in Iran this weekend.. it’s over. Oil will moon, Yields will sky rocket, Circuit breaker crash 💥 bols holding each other crying while they watch their ports go to 0
[+5] u/YTLupo: I go all cash during the weekends now. Since May every Friday we continue bombing.
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: Iran ppl must've hated the weekends LMFAO
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Why can't they make these announcements intraday
[+5] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Is our circuit breaker going off on Monday? 🫡
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: dude at costco gave me a heart attack trying to sell me water delivery or some shit on my way out, cant believe i was forced to converse with a stranger for 3 seconds unexpectedly
[+5] u/Iron-condor-6050: This card has been played too many times already. Make a threat Friday after markets closed about attacking a specific target. This will get them back to the negotiating table by Sunday, before futures opens.
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: This 7340/7290p spread is already looking like a bad idea. Risking $5k to make $60 💀already “down” 100%
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Another day of green overtraded into red feels bad
[+5] u/stupidber: Showering takes so long why can't i just become clean
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: this whole Leopold thing sounds like a villain origin story
odds that Leopold turns more evil than Ken Griffin and eventually finds a way to nuke Citadel, Ken and himself in the process?
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: RDDT is a no brainer buy here. You can hate the company and interface, but the market will give it a relief rally next week that’s easy money
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: I feel like something retarded will happen this weekend and it will be no bueno for my shekels
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: https://preview.redd.it/zwiaxa6dwmgh1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc0c573294291254ad18e87688377d0abfde59c5
😔😔
[+5] u/jakeisarake: If they end up negotiating instead of bombing we could moon Monday
[+5] u/FartPolluter: 🥭 has his own chatbot btw
[+5] u/FinallyArt: Another great example of why not to buy on a Friday.
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Most predictable clown show announcement
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: CHILLLL degens - we all knew the drop was coming w/ the month ending
Next week we PUMP
[+5] u/AirmanLarry: “Technicals” “AI trading bot” “Monitoring the situation” 📉
It was revealed to me in a dream 📈
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Holy cow that last min dump ain’t lookin good man
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: More AI and more chips, duh.
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: 🥭👈🏻📢💣🛩️
\*edit so the fbi doesn’t misconstrue my emojis it’s🥭 ordered new attacks!!!!
[+5] u/YTLupo: Warsh being punished. His attitude is very poor toward the market.
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: He's googling realized vs. unrealized rn, LMAO
[+16] u/EndExpress2186: https://preview.redd.it/shmfrd260ngh1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f59a1802ae977eb16f2e792830669f99167f8b
[+14] u/abroadbroadband: She goes "Hawk tuah and spit on that thang!"
and them immediately started a podcast and rugpulled a scam coin, fucking incredible
[+13] u/bear2bebull: I was seduced by MU and SNDK yesterday and may have made some bad decisions today 😔
[+10] u/BriackYOLO: I literally locked in +650% on 10 Reddit puts today and my portfolio still closed in the red. I belong here
[+10] u/Infinite-Anybody204: One day of euphoria. 4 days of bashing your cock in.
[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: By the time you are 25 you should have a $300,000 job, 4-5 kids, and a trust fund from your parents of at least 5 million to build from. Nothing in life is handed to you, I had to work at a shitty 250k salary at my dad’s job right out of college and he only let me live in a 2 bed room condo, though it is in my name so I can sell it. There’s way too much complaining, people just don’t work hard anymore.
[+8] u/wattap: Time to just let them have their $1 a barrel Hormuz toll and dip
They’ll work it out themselves over time and pipelines will make it less relevant
[+8] u/bedgecheatures: Bombings tomorrow, peace deal on Sunday, preparation for Taco Tuesday on Monday 🌮
[+8] u/ddrsdght: Hate 9-5 niggas clogging the road up
[+8] u/Quirky_Push_2506: I am pretty sure there is no war at all. Both US and Iranian insiders are making a fortune in the stock market by flipping the on and off switch. They are probably all having a massage drinking whisky together now.
[+8] u/AggressiveBench7708: Ever make a couple thousand in a day and feel like you lost because you were a pussy and sold way too early? Well that was me today. Once my nuts drop maybe I’ll make some real money.
[+8] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: people who held calls going into the weekend gonna get no sleep. spy being up 2%+ from yesterday means theres so much room to fall on monday
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: Literally the only rational bull thesis right now is that it’s bearish in here.
[+8] u/Butteredscotch: Always makes me laugh to see people celebrating their positions friday AH.
Learned long ago its pointless to celebrate so far from monday morning.
[+8] u/OddRelationship18: Who puts the % in front
[+7] u/0201037464793921170: So were the yields rising all day because insiders knew the attacks were coming?
[+7] u/Rock_or_Rol: I’m not saying freak out and sell everything, but maybe consider clearing your margins out
[+7] u/vish_NZ: Seriously how fucking hard was it to just pump again today so I’d be break even on my semis/memory
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Bear cubs be so cute though, they be all fluffy and shit like 🥹 hey there lil fella 🐾🐻
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Bull market is back LMAO🤌🗽🦅
[+7] u/supercali45: Pedo War Crime bombings commencing after markets close..
[+7] u/Giant_leaps: Weekend war! weekend war! who wants a weekend war! Fresh straight from the man himself!
[+7] u/Over-Celebration-168: Mods needs to get some real jobs, they are now removing meme posts 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
[+7] u/Leading_Form_8485: Imagine the money we would be making if THERE WAS NO FUCKING WAR?!
[+7] u/politicalinvestor: I wish I was kidding but like my only true hobby in life is trading stocks and for the last 3 years I’ve hated weekends has this happened to anyone else. Like I’d rather be at work looking at stock news then having weekends
[+7] u/swampassOG: We're probably fucked for a bit
[+7] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Going on the MSTR subreddit is like visiting the zoo and observing baboons in their natural habitat
[+7] u/WildTittyWrangler: Is your name also Claude?
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: People giving me weird looks. Then I remembered it’s 93 degrees and I have a northface quarter zip and pants on LMAO
Perks of an office with slappin AC
[+6] u/TrippyReddits: So are we buying the MU dip ? 🤒
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: >Pirro moves to drop case against Olympian, says Reflecting Pool damage caused by ‘flawed installation’ -- CNBC
Damn! Was the terrorism coming from inside the house? And how will this affect our portfolios when we can't even trust tradesmen now?
[+6] u/NiceOwner: It’s funny cause it’s downtrend and you guys refuse to sell after that dead cat bounce 🤓
[+6] u/CalRippedken: Happy weekend. Bols, enjoy spending time with your friends and family. Bers, enjoy hiding in your mom's basement doomscrolling and dreaming of some apocalyptic scenario
[+6] u/Legend_of_Zorldo: I’m drunk enjoy the weekend 😌
[+6] u/Ninja_Cooter: Feeling kinda good about holding some ghey puts over the weekend. 🤷♂️
[+6] u/i_simp_f: I don't haveit together
[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: I fullported calls because it seemed retarded
[+6] u/FictionalAntagonist: whores and drugs wouldve been cheaper than this spacex trade. fml
[+6] u/sharkenleo: Could just as easily go the other way, friendo.
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Told you mfs it’d dump at close
[+5] u/TheSauce69: War is bullish bro, blood green futes Sunday night
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: Got a $10k raise today lfg
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: I thought I was a genius for the last 3 months and now all my gains have been fully wiped out. Back where I started. I’m still positioned aggressively long on memory which I am still bullish on, but I could also use cash for life right now so I’m debating getting out, moving money into conservative ETFs, and moving on from this dumb game
[+5] u/botswanahump: i dont know man, i feel like trading in this market is very bad for your mental health. u always end up losing money
[+5] u/SvV_Ying: Monday we will have forgotten this weekend war
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: I like how we are literally watching the boomers destroy the global order to fuck over thier children.
I hate the young people too with their aura farming and skibi toliets.
That is why I see SPX closing the year at 10K
[+5] u/Ted__TheodoreLogan: survived the rate decision, bought the MU dip, and still end up 5% down on the week. Starting to feel like I should put my crayons down.
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: I just know Iran and U.S. is insider trading, but I just can’t prove it.
[+5] u/092Casey: MU hit new bottom. 1100 incoming
[+5] u/No-Most2405: Knowing you can still exit positions after market, wouldnt it be to obvious that Monday we pump regardless of the news
[+5] u/diff_engine: What’s the point in aftermarket on a Friday? Everything moves boring, everyone’s out of ideas. Close the casino!
[+5] u/Hellmale: Looks like my puts will pay me back on Monday 😆
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Time to rip every page out of The Intelligent Investor, and eat it.
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Was there not a single person in the Korean government who thought, maybe our stock market shouldn’t be so vulnerable to a leverage unwind event
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: I haven’t watched the clock for 5pm in over 10 years. This new job fuckin sucks lmao I hope all you are somewhat happy at work
[+5] u/solon89: The spokesperson’s comments come after CBS reported that the US and Israel are allegedly planning a bombing campaign against Iranian energy infrastructure sites, with strikes possible throughout the weekend and ending before Monday due to the markets opening, according to a source with knowledge of the matter.
lmao
[+5] u/DrumpfTheBern: Fuck. SNDK gonna be at 800 after earnings, isn’t it?
[+5] u/TimedOutClock: Bro bonds are gonna nuke the fuck outta this economy. Truly going for that elusive 10Y 5% where you start to hear that nasty A-word.... Austerity.
[+5] u/aftherith: Wow I lost a lot of money this week, holy shit. My timing could not have been worse. See you guys on Monday.
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: It’s gonna gap down so hard on Monday
[+5] u/need20goodmen: MU going to go down and there will be one last pump to 870, half this sub going to FOMO in and then its gonna go down again.
[+5] u/kryptonyk: Get rugged greedy bol LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein: this might be the most erratic period i have evah seen in the stock market.
amzn aapl wtf
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Asked my ten year old if he wanted to see Spider-Man and he says he likes the cartoon ones 🤷🏻♂️
[+5] u/Vlisa: lmao MU gonna be down worse than AAPL by the time AH closes
[+5] u/BadBoyBilbo: Wassup, asshats?
I bought a 7dte call on this stock that had an abysmal couple of days.
The symbol is RDDT.
I wonder what they do…
[+5] u/Leading-Future6691: Sndk to 1800 after earnings
[+5] u/Hellmale: I’m heading to the local casino this evening. Most likely gonna lose another 5K there.😆
[+5] u/LarryStink: One hell of a bull trap. Vix will hit a 30 handle in August.
[+5] u/Brief_Challenge_1163: Did really well today - Hope you all did too! Have a great weekend everyone!
[+5] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: Sold all my Amazon and Microsoft shares. Probably buy back in when it dips next week and be a bagholder til next earnings.
[+5] u/andytobbles: Monday will be brutal I imagine. Thank god I took profit on AMD when it rejected the daily 50
[+12] u/iTouchStuff: U.S. Treasury Secretary Bessent’s notepad at Trump cabinet meeting shows 'to do' list of buying Japanese yen, source photograph reveals
lmfao
[+11] u/NotGucci: Fake selling.
Market going moon nect week.
ATH coming
[+10] u/True_Job_7845: I have to say I haven't noticed the bears taunting the bulls as much in here as the bulls taunt the bears when the markets are up. Maybe the bears were the good guys all along
[+8] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: AI software and applications are obviously transformational. But the revenue isn't there. Add in China...
It's Joever. Leopold was just the beginning.
That being said, long Google.
[+8] u/No_Stand5622: Before: you don't hold options over the weekend
Now: you don't hold stocks over the weekend
[+8] u/thatdude845: Alright boys. We got 72 hours. Fuck up the Middle East and scatter like it never happened
[+8] u/bespoketrancheop: Only 93% of my portfolio is in trades expiring next week because I think patience is key here
[+8] u/SxeySteve: I just threw out my back folding laundry. Couldn't move for like 5 minutes. Just put me on hospice at this point tbh
[+7] u/trumpdiego: General: but sir, if we attack them our markets and economy will crash.
🥭: long as we only attack nights and weekend they won’t.
General: but sir, they’ll close the straight
🥭: that’s fine, we will just say it’s open again and again
[+7] u/hftrobo9285: Went from up 50% YTD to 15% YTD over the last month, all cash for the weekend. Gonna paper trade for a few months, clown market is defeating me
[+7] u/Allout-Okarun: Scammer got pissed when he told me he’d leak private videos of me playing the ol skin flute, I told him FaceTime me right now we’ll do it live
[+7] u/TexasHazeMaster: People at the office think I’m an expert on Iran
[+7] u/sentForNerf: We’ve had more peace deals this year than any time in history.
[+7] u/No_Current3675: He’s feeling like a mentally defective fucktard
[+6] u/warvold7: So um, we calling this a dead cat bounce or Monday green again.
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: I know i shouldn't use leverage but if I don't then how will I make back the money I lost using leverage?
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: WSJ: Walsh wants fewer Fed meetings
This dude is like me at work 😤
[+6] u/Contango-withme: My cat now has 3 boyfriends and I'm just over here taking notes on her game.
How to get a boyfriend ✍🏻
1. Moan really loud when you see him approaching your house.
2. Rub up against his legs with butt.
3. Follow him home.
[+6] u/Downtown_Shoulder638: Anyone else thinking of joining cash gang for the month of August?
[+6] u/yayahi: Theres gonna be a big nothingburger this weekend. If mango bombs oil refineries in Iran, they’ll bomb every single oil refinery in the Middle East, cause we’ve already proven we can’t intercept them anymore, oil will spike to $200 next week and the entire global market will crash
There’s no way even he’s that regarded. Right guys? Right?
[+6] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Isreal only wants war and blood
[+6] u/cashflow_: Probably your ability to achieve full erection
[+5] u/ChipWong82: All the ghey Bears should fly over to Yemen and Tehran to join the Houthis and IRGC so their poots can print.
[+5] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: Generational dip on TLT lol. Almost at an all time low.
[+5] u/PNWPlayZ: so Citadel..some real fuckers
[+5] u/Benromaniac: Reddit going lower next week because everyone bought thinking the bottom is in. It’ll be under 100 in a month or less.
Unless Meta buys takes them over.
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I hope meeseeks is doing well
[+5] u/CharmingSoil: "The fund is up 80% YTD"
Brother, all you have left is Anthropic stock and it's up 450% YTD. So...
[+5] u/solidsneeze: market's closed - fire up the grill, fire up the missiles
[+5] u/jda823: I don't really understand how the market AND the bond market are both going up at these rates
[+5] u/Any-Presentation5438: KOPSI up 15% yesterday and my stocks Are absolutely Flat and some are negative
Kopsi goes 2% down and my stocks get slaughtered
[+5] u/TJMBeav: There is something fundamentally strange (I want to say wrong but thats a value judgement). I submit that never before in history has a market maintained nearly record highs in the face of expected Fed rate hikes AND a spike in the long duration treasury yields. Never. Ever
WTF is happening? Aliens?
[+5] u/ez399017: All of the news from earnings was good. I will be holding my memory for quite some time to come
[+5] u/DipSniper69: currently getting my Wendy's order served by Leopold Asperger.
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: BREAKING: The US and Israel are preparing to carry out the harshest bombing campaign to date against Iran throughout this weekend, bombing energy infrastructure including power plants and refineries all over Iran, per CBS News.
The market is now officially closed.
[+5] u/FrankRizzoNGL: Waiting for the big drop now. It’s a comin’ just a question of August or September. Then back up the green truck long for year end rally. 🚛 beep beep beep.
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: So rddt calls on monday?
[+5] u/Boraximus: Memory/nand are only down 10-15% on the week. Great bull run
[+5] u/Reasonable_Cow3667: Wtf does the Korean government think they are doing? Regards will just use leverage again, truly regarded.
[+5] u/Additional_Bar_2462: I think spy is going to hit 803.74 Monday bc I think so
[+5] u/CD274: Aschenbrenner letter to investors said he closed all shorts wed night/Thurs morning
[+5] u/WallofNarwhal: Open the goddamn casino
[+5] u/siouxu: Full scale war Friday night through Sunday morning.
Peace deal imminent by Sunday Evening.
War resumes next Friday.
[+5] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Who bought mu at the too 💀
[+5] u/New-Length5593: Just going to leave this here…
%5.267
🫡
[+5] u/Novalll: Of course. And then it’ll swing back down. And then swing up again! Fun cycle
[+5] u/DipSniper69: with the market right now I have been going cash for 8/9 weeks before the weekend haha.
Also gives me the opportunity to enjoy my weekend and not feel the dread of that orange retard nuking my port
[+5] u/AlwaysBuyCalls: Nothing just push for people to fomo probably
[+23] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: 🥭 is such a fucking idiot. Dumb moron is just getting played by Israel again and again. Israel doesn’t care how bad our economy gets fucked because they are totally insulated to it, and this idiot just does whatever they tell him without any regard to our economy or market.
[+12] u/Delicious_Put_5857: >Fed Chairman Kevin Warsh initiated a discussion around whether to meet on rates fewer than the standard eight times a year
he wants to take away our scheduled V days wtf
[+12] u/2020isgreat: Harry Truman: 2 peace deals
Bill Clinton: 4 peace deals
Trump: 97 peace deals
[+11] u/account-names: How was your >!stock!<today?
[+10] u/carrollart: No one here will believe me but twelve years ago I destroyed Leopold in a Mario kart challenge
[+9] u/jijitalk: Your girl recently got her driving license, borrows your car, puts diesel in your gasoline car, gives you a call and says the car is stalling. What would you do. I’m seriously about to lose my shit.
[+9] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: US debt is now above $40 trillion. We're losing the Iran war. China's AI models are kicking ass. People can't afford to eat.
We've reached the Trumpularity.
[+9] u/Mrsir300: ‘Iran states it has a plan for revenge if US hits infrastructure’ - yes we already know, hit innocent oil tankers in the gulf, oil fields in Saudi Arabia, and some missiles at US bases around the region. Big shocker
[+8] u/kdestroyer1: I really wonder how memecoin degens get through the day.
I already get insanely stressed trading on stocks that have multiple billions in volume per day. These fucks trade on coins that have like 5 peanuts of volume and die in a day max.
[+8] u/doortoNarnia: Just put the diesel in the bag bro
[+7] u/East-Win7450: Thinking about cutting all my winners and doubling down on my losers ? Smart move?
[+7] u/Vito_GYATafore: My doordash driver was definitely on hard drugs. Hell yeah. Good for him. Adding a tip
[+7] u/ImpossibleForm: Welp i bought puts gonna delete reddit and the app and check in with yall tuesday
[+6] u/baller1able: Boy I'm glad I did not hold calls over the weekend 😅
[+6] u/dudermagee: Everything just rotating back to the mag7 and software.
[+6] u/claytondpark: So euro nations boycotted the sale of FIFA and this just another example of corruption... No wonder Infantino was stroking 🥭 limp cock.
"Thrive Eternal, a fund run by Thrive Capital, founded by Joshua Kushner, was expected to lead the proposed investor group, FIFA said. Joshua is the brother of Jared Kushner, U.S. President Donald Trump's son-in-law."
https://www.reuters.com/business/fifa-has-scrapped-20-billion-world-cup-sell-off-plan-new-york-post-reports-2026-07-31/
[+6] u/Rexultdis: “We’re removing forward guidance.”
“We’re probably going to have fewer meetings.”
“We’re going to crash the market right after Citadel decides it’s time to buy puts.”
[+6] u/nknk_3: I bought puts for Monday just in case y'all were wondering
[+6] u/Apple2o: Still have played so much wow I always read LFG as “looking for group”
[+6] u/Lori-Lightfoot: is this the next taco being set up for ATH boost
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: If you invested in ARKK 5 years ago, you'd be down over 42%. How the fuck is Cathie Wood still taken seriously lmao
[+5] u/BakasanaB: Hoping US pulls a Game of Thrones move and accidentally hits Israel instead of Iran.
[+5] u/BLVCKYOTA: It’s wild folks paying 400K for homes that would have been low income housing 10 years ago.
[+5] u/Any_Butterscotch9600: Don’t forget we win the war Sunday night.
[+5] u/FuckleUp: Weekends are for war! 💣 💥 🍻
[+5] u/imustbegthequestion: Infantino surrendered. Calls
[+5] u/DeadLightsOut: Tim Apple I would like to personally thank you for my 800% gains!
[+5] u/dfivetf: 🥭 has gone full regard
[+5] u/oliver2022: next week is INSANE for we semis degenerates, either we get lambos or ropemaxx
[+5] u/Pete26l96: #RDDT GON BLEED OUT UNTIL NEXT EARNINGS, GTFO IMO
[+5] u/yahooms: # IS $MU A GOOD BUY 🤨 OR A GOOD BYE 👋????
[+5] u/Fact-Resident: Cowards selling into the weekend
[+5] u/BumblebeeCautious999: can anyone tell me wtf is happening to rddt?
[+5] u/mapsosa: honestly im starting to feel bad for mu bagholders
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Who’s bought rddt stock today ?
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Every dollar gained is a step closer to realizing my dream: Producing a carnival based adult film named *Meat Me at the Fair*
[+5] u/nullzeroerror: If they actually bomb energy sites we’re fucked 😂😂😂😂
[+5] u/Maximum_Light409: Why do they wait for the market to close to do these horrible things? What kind of pleasure is this in wanting to screw everyone in their own country?
[+5] u/whenyournotdead: Sometimes I forget you retards don’t have jobs
[+5] u/socrates4eva: Stop freaking out regards! Cease fire on Sunday night.
[+5] u/Alarming_Assistant21: Wonder if my 30 hail Mary spy736 puts i bought at close will print Monday?????
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: All gains being drained in post market...
[+5] u/Samjabr: The invention of Air Fryer technology has got to be right up there with the printing press or the microprocessor.
So quick. So easy. So delicious.
I'm glad my girlfriend left me or I wouldn't have seen the light.
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Ask me if I love women
[+5] u/OneUnderstanding8791: So what news are we getting on Sunday night?
[+5] u/OneUnderstanding8791: So what’s the current news? More bombs or
Peace this weekend? I can’t keep track.
[+5] u/carrollart: Good they’re the most annoying . Like invest in space what? For what reason?! One idiot replies to me , “Government contracts”
Oh like the post office ??
[+11] u/budsonguy: Just got done having another stroke
[+10] u/greyenlightenment: Crypto back to being garbage as tech stocks recover huge
[+9] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: It's now month 6 of war
I thought this was supposed to be "very fast, over pretty quickly, and ahead of schedule"
Did I misunderstand something here?
[+8] u/HayflickLimiter: Oh yeah 🥭 fucked up with this war shit
[+7] u/crony_capitalist_: Boobs. Love them. Stock market. Hate it.
[+7] u/xeuropa: I like big butts and I cannot lie
[+7] u/Positive-Activity393: I’m starting to have no life and just watch day trading and stock market videos on a Friday night while everyone else is socializing… I do have more money than I’ve ever had in my life though so.. that’s got to account for something lol who needs friends when you have money?
[+6] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: When 🥭 says we’re winning, it means he’s winning and we’re losing
Ty Mr president 🫡
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: The Thursday rally was great. I got out of like 5 crap bags I was holding..with profit! I feel so clean, like a virgin
[+6] u/justlosinmoney: I’m gonna need a 2% random ripper on Monday
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: Urine is stored in the nuts, folks
[+6] u/PulIthEld: F35 crashed in San Diego, pilot ejected.
The united states is over leveraged in obsolete weapons.
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: Buy the dip with what Micheal
[+5] u/SpaceXLord: Just watched a Racoon launch and catch a rocket. SPCX is done. No moat.
[+5] u/Massander: “Leopold Aschenbrenner’s wedding included a ‘colloquium to discuss ideas in panels and breakout sessions.’”
lol
[+5] u/Street_Fix_9098: So I guess cash is a position
SpaceX insiders can start dumping next Friday onwards
[+5] u/Agitated-Contract-11: Explain to me, like I’m a 6 year old, why Iran will ever give back the strait of Hormuz. 🥭’s war has shown them the fact that they “own” it if they want to. Who would give that up? What does that mean for the world economy?
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Whoever convinced me to buy RDDT, I hope you have a bad a weekend
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Ukraine has better starlink connection than i do 😒
[+5] u/diskfreak3: $10 Mil for one fucking baseball card??
Like WTF?
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: When I was a kid and I was watching WrestleMania, never in a million years did I think the guy that just got stone cold stunnered after shaving Mr. McMahon’s head would be president
[+5] u/scm66: She's a 10, but her FICO score is 450 and she lives in a trailer.
[+5] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Fresh out of Reddit jail finally 🙏
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Cash gang checking in. 🙂
Feeling great, met all my goals this week 🙂
Cash is right where i left it 🙂
[+5] u/peculiarlybullish: I can't tell if Warsh is regular retard or retard genius.
[+5] u/Holiday-Career-9349: From now on, I am neither a bear nor a bull, but a ManBearPig
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: TF happened at close to AMD
[+5] u/Informal-Chocolate97: Gonna be a bloody red Monday
[+5] u/Clearsky_Beyond: Relax,Korean.Don't think about Monday, have a drink—soju or makgeolli.
[+5] u/DegenGonnaDegen: Glad I didn’t panic buy back in after that shady Thursday pump
[+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: nah actually peace on sunday gaza deal accepted mango has to
[+5] u/Threebridges2: A 🥭🌮 is incoming just trust.
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: Give me gains, or give me death!
[+5] u/Haikoe: No no no
I know what I’m doing, this is my second term as retard in chief
[+13] u/Necessary_Relief_126: My entire life is just waiting for the market to open
[+13] u/InvincibleRoman: holy moly some.guy went 300k on a odte again and got liquidated.
The whole point of 0dte is to reach 300k from low numbers!!! not use 300k on that same instrument!!!
[+11] u/HoneyInteresting220: Invest in my new company, poop.ai
[+8] u/hoopaholik91: Guys. I just figured out world peace.
A 24/7 stock market. Then they can't bomb things during market close.
[+8] u/Outside-Glove-5625: Can we fast forward to Monday? Lol
[+8] u/StonkGoUp: By 2028 AMZN will be pulling in $1T annual revenue
[+7] u/comrade_777_alt: ARM reaching $450 was the signal that semis top is in.
[+7] u/Legitimate_Prior_803: 🥭 really is planning around financial markets 🤣. CBS NEWS “There was some discussion about trying to conclude by the time financial markets open Monday because of concern about how the bombings will affect the U.S. and global economy, but an end point wasn’t locked in.”
[+7] u/Noble_Bastard: War is back on the menu boys.
That means peace talks going well at 6:25 pm Sunday night, Axios exclusive (of course).
[+7] u/skychief99: We'll be hitting them very hard. The hardest yet actually. Harder than you can ever imagine really.
We don't have any bombs however. So we'll just hit them hard and harshly with the back of our hands.
[+6] u/PhilipJfrys_head: Boss found out I was using the plumbing van for DoorDash on his dime and gas, threatened me with a bad time :(
[+6] u/L2F_mens_glutes: Wow eBay paid 56 million to that couple
Over that lawsuit
Bro we in the wrong thing to make money
We need a lawsuit mates
[+6] u/OhBenjaminFranklin: I should go into the HVAC repair business. The amount they charge these days is insane.
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Now AMZN has the "this stock has recently experienced elevated Volatility". Nice to see it join MSFT in meme status
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: ✍️
To do:
Crank hog
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Wsb is basically the defacto men's locker room of reddit
[+6] u/Aggravating_Part8610: Bessent buying 5-10 billion Japanese yen. What is the move?
[+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: More sellers than buyers
[+6] u/gen_x_og_0DTE: Yea chances are 100% - 10% \* years married unless extra leverage is involved
[+5] u/kemar7856: Friday night
Hanging with friends nope
Date nope
At the gym 😞
[+5] u/scroll_patrol_: Can we all do GAMESTOP for semis?
[+5] u/calvin_tam: We are all Leopold's for slaughter
[+5] u/skymagic: if the markets could speak they'd call me a bottom catcher bc I'm always catching 😎
[+5] u/kenathen: August most beautiful pump month
[+5] u/Kickboy21: I ate dinner at 4:30 and im already hungry. Going to doordash some jack in the box munchie meal box
[+5] u/GloryhunterFC: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up. 🥁🤣
[+5] u/fartpooppee420: one meal a day diet to save money is actually goated. some call it poverty and desperation, i call it an epic weight loss method that only the rich can succeed at, and my mindset is rich af.
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Are we going to go up next week? I can’t stand another red week.
[+5] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: I feel like an idiot now, i sold SNDK below 1k panic selling thinking it was going to crash to 500, then after realizing I got scammed based on leopald liquidation I chased it and bought back 1350 not wanting to miss the train back to 2k and now i'm stuck bagholding whats looks like maybe actually the AI trade is still dead.. I thikn I"m going to just sell all my stocks and stick it into index ETFs because timing the market isn't for me..
[+5] u/CharacterSell4054: People try to attest an explanation to why one stock moves like this but another moves differently, despite doing the same shit or having the same conditions.
Bruhs, there is no explanation that can be justified. It's just a fucking gamble. Period.
[+5] u/Puzzleheaded-Arm3155: https://preview.redd.it/gqs6g0y1jmgh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e16db85e246ff61f1f69859beb1ccca1c3c67913
Thanks for the quick $28 flip for about 20 seconds worth of work… bought and sold within 3 hours
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: after hours is when the freaks come out
[+5] u/SAnderson1986: What a week, I am almost back to even YTD!!!
[+5] u/oldbeancam: The RDDT bleed continues.
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: If i didnt full port from memory to Meta after it dipped to its 52 week low, this would have been a terrible weekend
[+5] u/legible_print: MU no, I'll buy a million chips or whatever it is that you sell!
[+5] u/Temporary-Equal-774: Anyone think this is another bluffing? Feel it's quite strange they bring israel in. They don't need israel to strike energy facilities. This will escalate to another level without any benefit
[+5] u/Abe2025: All gains gone after close lmao
[+5] u/BenySpaghetty: BTC will be <$60k by Monday. You heard it here first. 👂✋
[+5] u/skippy_smooth: Ok after injecting Kospi in my veins all week, what the hell do I do for two days?
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: We all so overleveraged not even Leopolds liquidation pump could save us
[+5] u/aa73gc: Only way that happens is if mongo posts a picture of the ayatollah giving him a hand job. Is that worth it?
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: I think you just chose poorly?..
[+13] u/qaswexort: 🌽holders:
the gubmit can't control my money
*loses 🌽*
gubmit pls help
[+11] u/DivisticaI: Nah for me its ropemaxx or breakeven
[+10] u/desilent: GOOGL pumped and I’m omw to my gf to pump, life is good
[+9] u/NoFuckingValue: One day soon Robinhood is going to start accepting EBT
[+9] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Guys I blame this on Venezuela, if they defended our attack successfully , taco would not have started a 2nd war due to blowback and we could have rate cuts leading semi to be at ath currently.
[+9] u/Bokehmon_: Let me in I'm tryna fuck
[+8] u/BillyShears2015: Balls deep, no condom, don’t pull out.
[+7] u/TequilaTrader: Funny listening to analysts who seem scared. Scared money don’t make money.
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: Why everyone so bearish here
[+7] u/bicycl: Probably feels good to have money
[+6] u/dorkstar1: I don’t fucking like weekend anymore
[+6] u/fraggin601: I’m feeling lonely at least I have you idiots
[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Jacking off thinking about you 🫵
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: [Them Koreans take crying in the casino to a whole new level](https://youtu.be/mkmShszLCrw)
[+6] u/CrabKates: What does it mean if I have an itchy penis?
[+6] u/GurHot8359: why are the funny lines not moving during the weekend :(
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: what if iran begging for a deal for the last 10 times was just bibi calling 🥭 with a really racist arab accent
[+6] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Who’s doing DoorDash rn
[+5] u/strip_club_dj: “Everything is fucked,” wrote Kevin Loaec, CEO of Bitcoin security company, Wizardsardine.
That's a hell of a quote 😄
[+5] u/bendraw: Imagine how crazy the model train set up will be at this wedding.
[+5] u/NobodyCares127: she isn't as good as she was three weeks ago
[+5] u/fish_: can we just go back to the silver run? better times man, that was the easiest money i’ve ever made
[+5] u/McClintockC: The highs are high and the lows are low
That's the way my illness goes
[+5] u/nordik1: i’ll do anything to get back to evens
i swear i’ll VOO and chill
🙏 😔
[+5] u/CallmeWooki: To do: not go bankrupt
[+5] u/LongCucumber3710: What happened to the Nasdaq futes?
[+5] u/sonofalando: Portfolio hit 1,111,000 today. What should I buy?
[+5] u/Historical_Cover8133: That oil spike at the end of Friday's session does not bode well for Monday.
[+5] u/oknBagholding: War will end Sunday 5:59pm
[+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Fucking worst week ever to be banned holy smokes.
[+5] u/foxasintheanimal: Y'all thought Ken Griffin pulled a power move when instead he pulled a survival move, few understand this.
[+5] u/WestSideShooter: I work in a large finance office. Like 1k+ employees. I guess some lady in a skirt had the shits and ran to the RR but left a doodoo trail in the atrium. Whole office smelled poochie af
[+5] u/Popular_Song3371: OPEN and OpenAI have announced a new partnership
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Have a flight in 6 hours, should be sleeping, yet here I am getting acouolebeers...
[+5] u/UnbelievablyEvil: Attacking a country with migrants was not on my bingo card
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Ok, pants off everyone
[+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: In Minnesota, the water here tastes of Iranian drone oil for some reason
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Michael "Leopold" Saylor
[+5] u/sinag19: Bro I am so confused by this? Is something big gonna happen next week for SPCX???
https://preview.redd.it/6wiuqrfvqogh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf390e3a0ef3a4e02cd3310059fab49369763cb
lol
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Jackin it in San Diego
[+17] u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI: I'm drinking alchohol and doing drugs I hope everyone else is also having a wonderful evening
[+11] u/Ok_Cry7572: Man playing options was the worst decision of my life. Wasted years of income and now have to work many years to make it all back. At least I'm in my mid 20's so it isn't the end of the world. But working a job isn't easy as well, especially non corporate ones😥
[+7] u/KarlLachsfeld: Imagine holding Bitcoin. LMAO
[+7] u/DandadanAsia: 30 year treasury yield is now 5.3%
You can buy $1 million of these bonds
Get $53k/year and pay $0 in state tax
Every single year for 30 straight years
Then get your full $1 million back after
Instead you f'cks is wasting your money betting on the Market. smh
[+7] u/Amish7: Keeps the AGI narrative alive
[+6] u/JayWhizz007: Why are so many people negative about $MU it can easily hit 1000 by end of next week.$SNDK and $AMD earnings coming up which will be cataylsts
[+6] u/SPYto999: See ya later masterbater
After awhile pedophile
[+6] u/sanmar2225: Why isn’t my order filling
[+5] u/redbloodedruski: any of those 10x ETFs still available for Monday? Asking for my friend Kim.
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: Used to spend my weeks waiting for the weekend, now I spend my weekends waiting for the week. Open. The. Casino.
[+5] u/smellyfingernail: Whomst ready to go straight back to all time highs
[+5] u/Complex-Situation115: How come these war announcements always happen when the markets are closed?
[+5] u/wmzula: Well fuck ya all anyways
[+5] u/cinciNattyLight: I expect US and Israel bombing to start within the next couple hours…
[+5] u/TradingButT: Where McDonalds push?
https://preview.redd.it/o5vyhwn37ngh1.png?width=1402&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f0fbac570715faea9a403a609377fe02dfafa20
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Weekend we war and Monday before open there will be peace talks. Rinse and repeat
[+5] u/Supertainment: I went from up 2k at 11 am, to down 1k at close.... this market is unreal
[+5] u/InvisibleGarden: What the fuck is a peptide?
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: My grandpa told me that nursing home chicks are almost as wild as college, except with poopy diapers.
[+5] u/Technically_Tactical: Ready for the 17:55 peace talk headlines?
[+5] u/bootsupondesk: When the wars over, let's all hug it out.
[+29] u/teh_herper: # Boomers literally lived life on easy mode then waxing lyrical about how "hard times create good men" 🤌🤌🤌
[+15] u/Fit_Feedback5981: “Citi says investors have shifted to ‘buy-the-dip’ mode on Kospi”
Coming from the same people who cause said dips and force millions of people to be liquidated, including most recently, our favourite degen Leopold
[+10] u/Live-Ad-5433: 2 circuit breaker on monday for kospi
[+10] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: "cannot process sexually explicit content"
it's over. AI worthless. sell everything.
[+9] u/trent_upscale: I wish META would just die. I hated Facebook. The meta verse is ded. Anybody can make ray ban nerd glasses. Zuck is a massive tool. Pleas die again
[+9] u/Fit_Feedback5981: META stock would rise +50% if Zuck stood down as CEO and gave away his voting rights
[+8] u/Live-Ad-5433: Dont let kospi open on monday
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: I hate myself so much for becoming an MU bagholder man. Fuck this stock
[+7] u/itsojoever: Fucking wild, axti puts, msft puts, spy puts and apple calls. If u would like to know my next move to inverse lmk
[+7] u/InIce1234: What a nice, relaxing weekend for Bulls.
[+7] u/patricio87: leopold assburgerschlagen
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: It's August first.. What the fuck..
[+6] u/beholdthemoldman: quarterly reminder that Warren Buffett was a swinger
[+6] u/radishr: 4 years is a long time
[+6] u/teh_herper: I'll one up ya on that - grading companies giving mints a 7 cuz "there are too many"
[+6] u/llasar17: you must have a boring bingo card
[+5] u/Brilliant-Rice-5596: Somebody get these beggars out of here
[+5] u/Donenzone1907: I made 4k earlier this year trading meme stocks. I lost 4k with MICRON. Make it make sense, ill just stick with meme stocks, much safer and less volatile
[+5] u/WalkIndividual5122: Speak for yourself :kek:
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: I’m getting advertisements on Reddit for 2x Leveraged DRAM!
[+5] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: !banbet ASTS +25% 4w
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: I am like 90% confident the autistic regard being liquidated was the bottom.
But there is still one question left: how miserable is mkt liquidity right now that it cannot even absorb a 40billion forced selling?
tbf if he was levered 4:1, that's like 160B worth of shares. And he had positions concentrated in smaller volatile companies, so mmmaybe it makes sense.
but it's still a bit weird.
Anyway SPY new ath eow it's inevitable
[+5] u/Plenty_Homework17: $45 billion can be recovered in no time right? asking for a friend
[+5] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Fkn LOL at the oil price at close. Everything is trading like a meme. Total cinema.
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: no jerking in the casino
[+5] u/Prestigious_Spot9635: Reading about this leopald kid. He is defo a redact from this sub hahah
Kid got traction because he worked at openAi
[+5] u/Stockguygme: Wait, so Leopolds wife worked at FTX where they met and then she joined Anthropic, where she became Chief of Staff to CEO Dario Amodei???
Wtf
[+5] u/lord_kene: Would’ve made so much money by now if never saw that one post that turned 800 to 40k a couple years ago smh.
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: “oh, actually my AI model is way more dangerous. Yours hacked into a competitor? Ours hacked into 3” 💅
[+5] u/micheelay: He fought to not raise rates just to inflate more.. he knew what he was doing
[+5] u/Flolife2: I bought two 740 puts expiring monday
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Bessent’s definitely worried about contagion
[+5] u/54321Joe: Dude was overleveraged. Theres simply no lesson to be learnt here.
[+5] u/Winter_Body4794: Just going to leave us hanging
[+5] u/zuziannka: Man release GTA 6 so I have something to look forward to in my life
[+9] u/Alternative_Cup1267: Need Bill KOSPI, AMD and Sandick earnings to pump dram to 60 by Friday or else I lose my house 💔
[+9] u/ChemistLeading3484: I’ve identified the issues I make in trades and will be coming back Monday to specifically fuck the market over how it’s fucked me.
[+9] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Just need 14 million more to reach my goal and officially retire.
[+9] u/Dear-Original-1024: "Time to FINISH THE JOB! Take Kharg Island. End this nonsense. Take the oil. No mercy!🇺🇸 "
WTI unchanged
[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: I always assumed the CEO of GRND was another moderator here.
[+8] u/jonneh: Does anyone wonder about how Citadel acquired Situational Awareness’s portfolio at such a discount? It makes me think about that Citadel statement from earlier in the week on how they believed the Fed would raise rates on Wednesday. Was that just to incite more fear in a shaky market to drive stocks down even further so they could buy Leopold out at a lower price?
And then I think about how Citadel sells options as a MM and how they have to trade the underlying stock constantly to offset their risk (delta hedging), and how those trades are big enough to move stocks because Citadel accounts for at least 35% of US retail volume. And the timing of when and how they offset their risk can influence a stock’s price.
**Ken Griffin to Congress in 2021**: “Today, virtually all trades executed by institutional investors are in the form of program trades such as volume-weighted average price (VWAP) and other algorithmic trades.”… “It is a trade that is sliced into small slices, 100 or 200 shares, and executed over the course of a day, a week, or a month.”
🤔
[+8] u/Hot_Sacks: If you can lose all your money in 2 months playing options, then you can also win it all back in 2 months…lock in 🫡
[+6] u/Electronic_Leg_7034: War on or off. Who gives a fuck at this point.
[+6] u/No_Pressure5505: Trump said Kushner is one of the main negotiators whom is in talks with Iran.
The very guy that told trump that he had to preemptive strike Iran after israel.
lmao. Iran situation is so cooked. Energy crises is going to be crazy in a few weeks.
[+6] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Yo computer nerds who got laid off, make some niche independent online forums just like the ones from early 2000’s. I don’t want to be famous I wanna enjoy talking hobbies again.
[+6] u/onlyshuffle_norock: Down from 30k to 16k in July, not a good month overall. Still up +20% YTD. Let's see if I get back to 30k in August!
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Just got a $400 electric bill here in Georgia when i only kept the AC at 80 degrees. Previous month i wasn't even home with everything turned off and i got a $200 bill. I don't know how normal people who work at walmart survive.
[+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Who dropping it this round? Pakistan or Axios?
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: U.S. Embassy Jerusalem published a notice warning their citizens located in the Middle East to be on high alert.
[+5] u/sabatiel180: 🥭: War with Iran will take only a few weeks.
Meanwhile.
It's been 84 years since 🥭 said a few weeks....
[+5] u/Severe-Selection-256: So.. should I be worried for my calls or go about my weekend happy knowing they’ll print ? Whenever Bibi is involved I get worried for my calls..
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: This is not the world or the life I was promised by 90s technofuture optimism like wtf everything was supposed to just work out and be cool god damn you 9/11
[+5] u/FickleBumblebeee: https://archive.is/uJxHi
>For every $1 of capital, Situational would upsize its positions by borrowing an additional $3 to $4, or sometimes more, people familiar with the matter said, well above the leverage used by funds trading such volatile kinds of shares. It also used options to amplify its returns. That meant that even small declines in individual names could have big impacts on Situational’s portfolio.
[+5] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Soooo 7600 on Monday ?
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Give hand jobs that you love, and you will never work a day in your life.
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: Klarna should support buying stocks on installment plans
There is a huge demographic of "can't pay 10% interest, but also can't borrow from a box" gamblers
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: SPCX reports next week. I know that logically, it will drop to hell. But then again, market is retarded.
[+5] u/Juliusmobile: Cult. There might be some hot chicks.
[+15] u/diefy7321: **“Is it okay to want a white doctor?”**
Google: *Wanting a doctor of a specific race often stems from personal comfort or communication ease, but choosing a healthcare provider exclusively based on race raises ethical concerns. Medical skill, training, and ability do not depend on a person's skin color.*
**“Is it okay to want a black doctor?”**
Google: *Yes, it is completely okay to want a Black doctor. Many patients feel safer, more understood, and better cared for by a provider who shares their cultural background and life experiences.*
# Oh. Lmfaoooooo
[+14] u/Hwangoutpltr: BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk is an actual retard and SPCX is a financial dumpster fire
[+11] u/prana_fish: Everyone was blaming degenerate Koreans (myself included) for some of the AI names tanking last week, which was mostly true, but it looks like some of the more egregious sells in certain names that were counterintuitive (like $BE) were from Leopold's over levered blow up.
Hedgie on hedgie violence is fascinating. Trying to make sense of "wHaT teh mArKeT iS tHiNkIng" in some moves can be simply explained by one dipshit podboi simply attacking another.
EDIT: Also explains why $ADBE been going up. Leopold was long AI and short SaaS like $ADBE, so these dipshits kept pushing up $ADBE to cause more pain to Leopold. Nothing fundamental going on here.
[+10] u/CuckedbyPowell: she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties
[+9] u/darkspherei: lol US bailing out the yen, totally normal market behavior
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Sometimes for fun ill go on investing subs and comment illogical things like how ASTS is a better buy than RKLB because its share price is less. 10 angry people will downvote and comment essays about market cap vs total available shares and forward P/E and ill just close the app and carry on with my day. You just drop the bait and log off and let the fun begin. Im a sick person
[+7] u/WITCH2FAANG: Bag 7: *Pumps*
Memory: Guess I'll die
[+7] u/Life-Industry-1131: Why do you think? Lmao
[+6] u/_IsNull: [https://ibb.co/rRvFMXKh](https://ibb.co/rRvFMXKh)
This guy took a margin loan to exercise his Tesla instead of taking profit.
Tesla is down 25% since June 4th
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: Who needs ozempic when you got cyclosporia 💩
[+6] u/BFox1982: Ranch and BBQ sauce is an elite combination
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: Drinking coffee and farting rn
[+6] u/toost1cky: Learn from their mistakes, only use 3x margin max
[+6] u/Fit-Employ3623: Loan sharks ain't getting anything bak from me
[+6] u/derprondo: Reddit mods are just digital HOA busybody presidents and are ultimately the downfall of this once bastion of knowledge sharing.
WSB mods are still based, not referring to you guys.
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: What the fuck is this pinned post
Why are WSB mods talking to the CEO of gay sex apps
[+6] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: To serve majority of their clientele here
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: retards in here are fucking **STILL** going on about an AI bubble after $GOOG $MSFT $AMZN earnings is the most bullish thing I've ever seen
[+6] u/MrSkinner85: Anyone investing in Microsoft because of their Copilot AI, has clearly never been forced by their employer to use Copilot. If Copilot suggests one more formula in excel, I'm throwing my laptop in the river
[+6] u/nismoo2: its a quietest harshest attack I’ve ever seen
[+5] u/ima_badfriend: Looking at RCATs chart it should rip on earnings but then again I'm retarded
[+5] u/TreGet234: I do think a crash is coming by year end. This market is giving off the absolute worst vibes imaginable.
[+5] u/OhHuggs: All the AI bubble fear is going to have so many people missing the boat on NBIS earnings. August 12th should be fun. 🤩 . 🚀🎢
[+5] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: Do you think Citadel went to so much effort just to get a pie of $10B of Leopolds fund?
I think the most valuable piece is the Anthropic one and he still has some public investments remaining.
I think this is just a relief rally and we might be going down soon
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Weekend war is back folks.. but it will end on Monday 7:30am sharp. Stock market demands it to end. 10Yr & 30Yr bonds will say otherwise though..
[+5] u/BentoMan: Just woke up. What is everyone freaking out over?
[+5] u/UnboundMerk: QQQ trading at 660 right now on the dark pool exchanges
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: You think 🥭 changes his own diapers or makes JD change them?
[+5] u/kinkyhentai69: u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR wen next paper trading competition ? Cant wait to win the next one
[+5] u/throwaway78907890123: Dead 🐈 complete
Back to drilling
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: The ole boys that buy 30 year bonds have mahogany paneled offices, chauffeured cars and business cards with a watermark
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: My gf is a smoking hot Latina. You guys haven't met her because she's in grad school. In another state. It's far.
[+5] u/goofy-boots: my ac broke yesterday morning. it's gonna be 85 today
[+13] u/SearchUsual5193: Lost 40% trying to chase that 5% pump.
[+12] u/SearchUsual5193: I don't want profit anymore, I just want my money back.
[+11] u/Glittering_Dig3798: On the other hand, my dad was more or less right about crypto being a scam.
[+10] u/zeebee098: I need to get my life together yo
[+9] u/liuqiu_rangers: Americans: We're 40 trillion dollars in debt
Me: Well at least you guys spent it on excellent healthcare, infrastructure, and public schooling
Americans: ..................
[+9] u/SomePolack: We’ve now downgraded to announcing strong attacks against Iran before doing them
Shit looks weaker by the day
[+9] u/Poptart_Salad: Yeah, yeah, you guys in the middle east should evacuate. You have like, an hour or two. Good luck! - US Govt
[+9] u/X211499Reddit: 🥭 literally shitposting nonstop today, insane volume
[+9] u/FantasticCookies: We are fucked monday arent we
[+8] u/Slow-Information-847: Has 🥭 issued the order yet? Heard tonight will be a big night.
[+8] u/Soft-Usual-9909: Because space mining in 80 years
[+7] u/ThatGuyDan123: If you lose like 25k just wait 5 years then its only 5k a year and not so bad. This is all to ez
[+7] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Monday will be the biggest rug pull of the century
[+7] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Boomers have lived through how many disruptive technologies? And they still think it's a scam every time a new one comes around.
[+7] u/Brilliant_Object_847: He posted the god damn Greenland photo again. Here we go.
[+7] u/j_b_1983: Korea going to cash out so hard tomorrow night
[+7] u/jesusislambda: Corn moves < 1%
Wsb: 😲
[+7] u/SomePolack: You can trade corn futures too lol
[+6] u/mjshibz: Love how memory stocks sold off while every company is increasing their spending. Buy the dip
[+6] u/RisingSerpent222: Can’t stop thinking about trading options. Market makers got me by the balls
[+6] u/inflatable_pickle: How much SOXS can I buy on Monday before the AI tech bubble bursts later this week when the lock up. Ends for SpaceX employees to sell their shares, which are already selling at below IPO price – and the employee shares will literally doubled the amount of shares currently on the market
[+6] u/dreamer_Neet: BREAKING: Israel is on its highest state of alert, bracing for a massive coordinated Iranian missile and drone attack as the U.S. prepares to strike Iran.
An Israeli source told N12 that "tensions are at their peak" and the region is "on the verge of an explosion."
[+6] u/moon_paws: Situational Unawareness 😂😂😂
[+6] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Dude this whole time I’ve thought y’all have been talking about literal corn futures whenever you say corn
[+6] u/AffectionateFace5877: "Hey guys uhhh... we're gonna, likeee, attack you or something with our big weapons... in uhm, a couple hours or something. Peace lol."
[+6] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Unless they are USO calls 🫡
[+5] u/GandalfSwagOff: "Hitler wants to make a deal but the DUMBOCRATS say, 'No sir, no we can't make a deal with Hitler!' Hitler respects me, he wants Germany to be just like America.' He came to me, he said, 'Sir, we want a deal.' So Jared and Steve are going out there and I think you'll be seeing a great deal soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
[+5] u/Misrabligen: 1) "Trump posts ‘SACRIFICE’ statue from ‘Arts of War’ sculptures in DC"
2) "‘HIGHEST STATE OF ALERT’ in Israel as Pentagon considers FRESH Iran attacks — N12
‘It’s on the VERGE OF EXPLODING’"
3) "US issues EMERGENCY ‘SECURITY ALERT’ for Americans across ENTIRE MID EAST
Told to consider LEAVING or PREPARE TO LEAVE
WARNING: ‘Iran may target other US interests overseas… throughout the WORLD’"
[+5] u/SomePolack: What if the recent bullishness of 🌽 was actually because it was being used to pay Hormuz tolls
Now it’s just war no need for it
[+5] u/CornedBeefKey: They won't though. Peace talks will be the headlines come Sunday evening. Same as every weekend.
[+5] u/MartianInvestor: In case you were wondering. 🌽 is going to 57k tonight 🫡
[+5] u/Impressive-Juice6446: What do I do now that the casino is closed
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: https://preview.redd.it/nbc8szuqasgh1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841f2f8b62b5e6fcc909bc28cc30049b765ebdb6
[+5] u/Glittering_Dig3798: My dad says things like "I think AI is going to crash and burn" and I don't even know how to respond.
[+5] u/youngmacho: WW3 could ultimately start from what is about to happen this weekend gg bols
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Why is reddit forcing me to look at their "finance" games
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Morons really bought SPCX at $200 😂
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: I’m getting better at trading.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: The secret to owning a big house, is having rich parents
[+5] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: The financial system is stupid.