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[+124] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: I’ll take another 20% day for memory tomorrow please and thanks
[+87] u/Moepenmoes: Yesterday during the blood red day I promised to stick to Index ETFs from that moment onwards
However, that promise was only a concept of a framework for a proposal, so I'm back to doing whatever I want
[+46] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: MSFT and AMZN are the two out of the Mag7 that I thought were laggards and didn’t take positions in. Instead I went heavy on META and GOOG
Inverse me if you like money.
[+42] u/fredditf: AMZN Q2’26 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS
🔹 Revenue: $200.6B (Est. $196.47B) ; +20% YoY
🔹 EPS: $5.75; includes $53.4B non-operating gain primarily from Anthropic investment
🔹 Op. Income: $27.5B (Est. $23.53B) ; +43% YoY
🔹 AWS Sales: $42.2B (Est. $40.5B) ; +37% YoY
Q3 Guide:
🔹 Revenue: $197.0B-$202.0B (Est. $204.07B)
🔹 Revenue Growth: +9%-+12% YoY
🔹 Op. Income: $22.5B-$26.5B (Est. $24.79B)
Segment Net Revenue:
🔹 North America: $116.2B (Est. $113.8B) ; +16% YoY
🔹 International: $42.2B; +15% YoY
🔹 AWS: $42.2B; +37% YoY
Other Q2 Metrics:
🔹 AWS Operating Margin: 39.4% (Est. 33.8%)
🔹 Free Cash Flow (TTM): -$7.6B (Est. -$3.81B)
Comments:
🔸 “AWS is booming, growing 36.7% year-over-year in Q2—our fastest growth in 18 quarters—and our AI and Chips businesses each eclipsed run rates of more than $25 billion.”
🔸 “Advertising had another strong quarter with 26% year-over-year growth.”
[+39] u/Sufficient-Tie-8735: The stock market will run a test every once in a while to see how much of a pussy you are
[+37] u/berkoh: Rip bers
https://preview.redd.it/g0rtil2fbfgh1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=197d1aa5bd80c132b2a84295b7ee39080e8203b0
[+31] u/PraetorianFury: 20-30% swings in a single day. This is the fine.
[+30] u/Weak_Ostrich459: https://preview.redd.it/5gyesk94hfgh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0243bd8bf0db03dff57a58f523ffbf8c662ee603
[+28] u/kazkeb: Amazon up to levels not seen since 10 days ago
[+27] u/bulrfuc: Hey poors, if you didnt buy that single day semi dip on 7/29, you hate money and deserve to work until you are 99 as a Walmart greeter. Thats what the market is telling retail now.
[+27] u/xDylanx1: Hyperscalers all raised capex, msft and amzn insane cloud growth, signals for actual ai roi.
We did it, Joe
[+24] u/chobro17: Reddit is such a shitty company. What retard uses their products?
[+24] u/jeromewatdoink: SNDK +30% hahaha
unbelievable market
[+23] u/KevinWarshNudes: Can’t believe my comments train AI. No wonder Gemini is retard.
[+23] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: AWS growth rate at 37% vs. 31% expectations
Bullish for AI stocks. There is clear ROI for AI
Fastest growth in 18 quarters
[+23] u/freehouse_throwaway: yesterday: freak the fuck out sell everything its fucking over
today: freak the fuck out buy everything we're so back
[+22] u/bearhunter429: #Amazon is the last nail in ber's coffin LMAO🤌
[+20] u/dljmonkeyboiz: AAPL puts were so obvious .. as I type this from an IPhone 13
[+20] u/M13alint: Cop pulls me over, tells me I’m retarded and drives off. No ticket.
[+20] u/Just-Tangelo5667: MU 1000 tomorrow no joke anymore
[+18] u/Bob_the_peasant: Oof RDDT getting its teeth kicked in for the first move
Luckily the first move is fake
[+18] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Half the thread is bots lying about KOSPI chill bros
[+18] u/Apple2o: Turns out buying 400,000$ of MU on margin was a good idea
Subscribe for more financial advice
[+18] u/bearhunter429: #AAPL has a P/E of almost 50 with no growth while companies like Google, Meta and Microsoft have PEs in low 20s with hyper growth LMAO🤌
[+17] u/AnthonyExplorer: HE SAID IT!!! HE SAID THAT MEMORY IS PUSHING CAPEX PRICES ALOT
[+17] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Bears called it a dead cat bounce but this cat has 9 lives and just shredded their puts
[+17] u/cbusoh66: Citadel Tuesday: Fed will hike rates
Citadel Today: 😎
[+17] u/vermilli21: Billion and trillion dollar companies moving -+20% weekly like a penny stock. Gotta love it 🤡🤡🤡
[+16] u/Level_Counter3062: Aapl up 15% this month down 2% after hours and reading this chat you think they just announced bankruptcy
[+16] u/Liquoricezoku: Thank god MSFT is up 15%. Now I am only down 10%.
[+15] u/rampagepete: that $714 MU buy in AH last night might have been my best trade ever
[+15] u/Moepenmoes: The Santa rally has finally started, do we continue tomorrow? 🎅
[+15] u/RjBloxks: Micron never fails to fuck me, I held calls for a month straight and lost money, the day I flip to puts it goes up 15% can’t make it up
[+15] u/AffectionateFace5877: All this apple liquidity going straight to memory stocks anyway lmao
[+15] u/Shoganai_Hito: South Korea is suffering from a major birth decline problem likely caused by them mofos insane cortisol levels resulting from degen gambling addictions
[+14] u/Sick0h: Market goes down? 🥭 fault, oil prices too high, inflation out of hand, bubble
Market goes up? They did it all just to fuck over a dude named Leopold.
[+14] u/davidbigham: Amazon $220B capex. Semi and memory run is not stopping.
[+14] u/JAntaresN: Stock rising 33% in 1 day is very normal.
[+14] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Made 10k today, only down 20k now on the month
[+14] u/AlpacaDream7: Food tastes better when my portfolio isn’t fucked
[+14] u/Rexultdis: S Korea: “The market is about to rocket back up so we’re banning leveraged ETFs”
[+13] u/Jealous-Fix5015: THANK YOU TO WHOEVER TOLD ME TO BUY CALLS
[+13] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Thank you citadel for saving the market
[+13] u/bendraw: Why the fuck is Reddit diving? The earnings are immaculate.
[+13] u/kmouratidis: **REGARDS, WHY ARE YOU DISSATISFIED WITH MY BOY RDDT?**
- Revenue: $805M, up 61% YoY (8th consecutive quarter over 60%)
- Net Income: $253M (31% margin), more than 2x YoY
- Diluted EPS: $1.25, up 178% YoY
- Adj. EBITDA: $343M (43% margin), up 106% YoY
- DAUq: 130.3M, up 18% YoY; WAUq crossed half a billion at 514.6M, up 24% YoY
- **Stock price: ~~-6%~~ -10% now, WTF**
[+13] u/NoProfessional4650: You guys realize AMZN is the most ruthless about capital efficiency? If they’re spending this much, it means they genuinely see insane demand. They’re not retarded like META. They’re super frugal as a business. VERY BULLISH
[+13] u/OldNefariousness6277: Handing the Koreans a day like today is like leaving the keys in your hellcat in the KFC parking lot
[+13] u/Organic-Calendar-244: Sold at the bottom and now buying at the top. LFGGGG
[+13] u/youngsimba320: If kospi gets MU to 1k tonight I’ll chop off my dick
[+13] u/NotMe357: All you need tomorrow is TACO to shut the fuck up then we should pump again like today.
[+13] u/AlpacaDream7: we are so fucking back
[+13] u/Haikoe: Wait Reddit has a PE of 50?!? What were u guys thinking
[+13] u/AffectionateFace5877: Apple in reversal in 5 4 3 2 1 we're in a bull market remember
[+12] u/BeepBoopDep: MU PUMPING AAPL DRILLING. AS WAS FORETOLD 3000 YEARS AGO.
[+12] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Koreans who survived the margin calls are gonna be celebrating bigly when they wake up 😆
[+12] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Nothing more frustrating than a position you exit that moons
[+12] u/chaos-organized: Don’t trust any of the bots saying KOSPI is down.
[+12] u/HumanFromTexas: RDDT had a fantastic ER. What an I missing?
[+12] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Micron $900 by open.
[+12] u/xeuropa: Now that dumb Wall Street realizes capex spending is printing money, all of a sudden they don’t give a shit about AMZN saying it’s up to 200 billion😹😹
[+12] u/Pete26l96: AWS at 37% YOY growth is so insane, proves that cap-ex is justified. I remember in 2025 the street was saying 22% YOY growth would be amazing, and now they're growing almost twice as fast at higher revenues...
[+12] u/BadaBingSil: MU went from $700 to $900 in a day
absolute cinema
[+12] u/AlarmingCat7939: I’ve got a bad feeling for tomorrow. QQQ up 4% in 24hrs after 10% decline from ath.
Downtrend still in tact, BOJ tomorrow, Korea leveraged etf restrictions tomorrow, more negative fcf. U.S. bond yields still screaming. Its Friday, crude creeping higher and no long term de-escalation in sight for the two week war.
Calls it is, nothing makes sense.
[+12] u/pranay33: If MU hits 1000 by EOD tomorrow I will buy my wife Wendy’s
[+12] u/Money_Highlight3273: Days like today is why I have never shorted anything.
[+12] u/winston511: Did the market come together to single handedly fuck this Leopoldo guy, my god
[+12] u/kenathen: all semi 15%-30% pump today
[+12] u/Personal-Escape-7236: Yesterday I was reading dont kill yourself books today im considering purchasing a house in a 3rd world country
[+12] u/RjBloxks: Lol imagine losing all your money from a 20% pump on no news
[+11] u/toydan: \*AMAZON 2Q NET SALES $200.6B, EST. $197.01B
\*AMAZON 2Q AWS NET SALES $42.23B, EST. $40.57B
\*AMAZON 2Q OPER INCOME $27.46B, EST. $23.61B
\*AMAZON Q2 EPS USD 5.75 VS. IBES ESTIMATE USD 1.82
$AMZN
[+11] u/BBBY4ever: If somehow today was a bull trap, generations of wsbs users will be wiped out. Including me.
[+11] u/Historical_Cover8133: Thank you, AMZN. That was just what I needed.
[+11] u/DarkoDokkan: My god my 320 appl puts are going print big tommorow
[+11] u/davidbigham: MU now back at $902 . Whoever sold MU at $707 yesterday was so regarded .
[+11] u/Critical_Paper6944: Fuck it mu 1000 by end of tmrw
[+11] u/AffectionateFace5877: I’ve officially lost all perception of money
[+11] u/Fuzzy-Monk-7520: [Asia Markets](https://www.cnbc.com/markets/asia-markets/)
# SK Hynix and Samsung shares surge over 20% as AI rally roars back. this is crazy
[+11] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Leopold used to work at FTX? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Legend!!!
[+11] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: So all this fucking nonsense the last 3 weeks was Citadel trying to fuck with Leopold?
[+11] u/Weak_Emu3659: See the thing is - I've actually always loved korea
[+11] u/FartPolluter: RDDT should just amass a huge fucking debt dugging holes to nowhere. Seems the only way to pump a stock in good ol' US of A
[+11] u/spn43: https://preview.redd.it/qw2f2hyygfgh1.jpeg?width=1254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4e29b3f6fdd2b5cee7ab52966369f85030eff3
[+11] u/Sejare1: Wow I’m so happy I got out of dog shit RDDT months ago
[+11] u/Fast-Reply6409: Leopold, our saint and goat, died to deliver today
[+11] u/cbusoh66: Citadel did to Leopold what they did to the gamestore apes. The Ken Griffin legend lives on...
[+11] u/Significant_Speed854: Love how everything MM/big money pumps and tells you to buy into, they just tank afterwards.
Semis pumped until PDT changes then they dump it and you're exit liquidity.
So they tell you to favor AAPL as a safe haven, they pump it. It tanks. You're exit liquidity.
Do you feel fucked over?
Big money fed us headlines questioning memory theses. Instilled fear. SNDK up 33+% in a day. Just insane.
[+11] u/BackgroundCicada4877: Dummies dont know red is positive in Asia 🤣🤣🤣
[+11] u/BeepBoopDep: They're real quiet now.
[+10] u/cgonz15: Apple went from $270 to $338 in a month and mfs are complaining and shocked that it didnt pump on its regular mediocre earnings 🤡
[+10] u/GlobalResolution77: Memory Bols demise has been greatly exaggerated
[+10] u/swolegorilla98: After a rough last few weeks for memory bulls -- we are coming back to life boys. We really have been through it...
[+10] u/jakeisarake: Korea about to pump this hard
[+10] u/vermilli21: # God RDDT is such a piece of shit, but analyst love using it
[+10] u/ai___________: Amzn earning could’ve been -10% if it’s yesterday
[+10] u/0DTEKing: Kospi Bros will further pump everything
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: So basically the economy is still way too resilient and top heavy meaning we won’t have economic disaster unless aliens come to invade
[+10] u/FeverTreeCloud: I see a headline that RDDT crushed earnings
Then I opened to see the stock price and then closed it immediately
[+10] u/Haikoe: Apple moved up 50% in one year. On what fucking growth?
[+10] u/Delicious_Put_5857: made an absolute metric fuck ton of money today ngl :happy:
[+10] u/narcteh: AAPL just pulled a reversed MSFT 🤌🏼
[+10] u/jasperCrow: So Citadel pushed a rate hike to liquidate Leopold, just for them to buy his bag at a discount?
Did I get that right?
[+10] u/Weak_Emu3659: korea finance minister to give retail access to 10x leverage ETF to catch latest bull run as token of apology for previous losses
[+10] u/Neemzeh: Koreans gonna see what we did and 100% carry the torch. all semi stocks up another 10-20% tomorrow ez
[+10] u/Molmor_: KOSPI went down yesterday and we surged today, what are we spamming about
[+10] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Lmao I bet I lose all the money I made tomorrow. This market makes 0 sense. Dead cat bounce
[+10] u/nicegreekgoy: If the Koreans fuck this up, we riot
[+10] u/ButtholeAnalogy: I think we’ve all made some mistakes this week, whether paper handing or diamond handing or simply sitting out. I just want you guys to know I have mad respect for the balls and you’re doing good, keep going. Each day a new lesson is learned and makes you a better trader if you can live to see another day.
[+10] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: So this entire shitfest of a month was because of one overleveraged ‘tard getting wiped out? My stock only port got cut in half because someone flew too close to the sun???
[+10] u/ez399017: Leopold’s sitting in a chair in the corner watching rn 😔
[+10] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Holy shit kospi lmao bers
[+10] u/patricktu1258: FOREVER LOYAL TO SEMI AND MEMORY
[+10] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: I actually bought amzn calls 2 mins before close because I saw someone saying he bought 80000$ puts. Lmao thank you regard
[+10] u/BarbellPadawan: Gonna be funny if AAPL misses
[+10] u/LordWop: You have to understand that RDDT legitimately sent community members a carabiner that says RDDT bag holder on it THIS WEEK😂
[+10] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Rddt down because they took pepe emoji.. bring pepe back and Rddt +200%
[+10] u/mr_malifica: AMZN call is extremely bullish for chips/memory
[+10] u/Still-Jackfruit2787: My apple put is almost 400% now
[+9] u/violet_evergarden8: RDDT BULLS LMFAO U KNOW HOW SHITTY THIS APP IS
[+9] u/printstreamer: rddt recovering 100%
[+9] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **LEOPOLD IF YOU’RE LISTENING, PLEASE POST LOSS PORN, IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS**
[+9] u/TreGet234: This entire pullback was just an orchestrated scam so that institutions could buy dirt cheap 😂 i knew it. Good thing i didn't sell despite getting dangerously underwater. Rip leopold tho
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: \+10% kospi type of night
[+9] u/Delicious_Put_5857: zuck is comparatively low iq and just lucked into building the online water cooler for retards. has no idea what to do
[+9] u/0DTEKing: MAG 7 NET INCOME
GOOG 112.11B
AMZN 62.65B
NVDA 58.31B
MSFT 35.80B
AAPL 29.79B
META 15.85B
TSLA 🤡 1.10B 🤡
Clear Winner GOOG
[+9] u/kinkyhentai69: This market is so gameified that even earnings are a game now 2 tech companies go at a time to 1v1 one goes up one goes down by that same amount 🙄
[+9] u/guccioli: Nvda is the new Berkshire, just hold for that sweet 0%
[+9] u/Adeptness2020: AMZN
Earnings per share: $5.75 a share. That may not compare with the $1.82 per share expected by LSEG
Revenue: $200.61 billion vs. $196.47 billion estimated
[+9] u/solidsneeze: ⚰️☠️ DON'T SAY CAP EX ☠️⚰️
[+9] u/WorkingCorrect1062: RDDT doesn't know what to do lmao
[+9] u/kinkyhentai69: Why is rddt down ? I thought ccp level censorship was good for business???
[+9] u/Own-Recipe5908: Rotation out of AAPL into AMZN and MSFT incoming?
[+9] u/0DTEKing: Rally will continue because Aapl and amzn were last biggies, semis, memory, online advertising business all safe and growing
Bols are back
[+9] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: $AAPL Apple Q3 Earnings
EPS $2.02, est. $1.89
EPS included a $0.11 favorable impact from tariff refunds
Revenue $109.42B, est. $108.85B
Products Revenue $78.68B, est. $77.25B
Services Revenue $30.74B, est. $31.36B
iPhone Revenue $54.25B, est. $53.60B
Mac Revenue $10.35B, est. $8.62B
iPad Revenue $6.19B, est. $6.89B
Wearables, Home & Accessories Revenue $7.88B, est. $7.87B
Americas Revenue $45.78B, est. $45.42B
Greater China Revenue $18.82B, est. $19.58B
Total Operating Expenses $19.08B, est. $18.96B
Set June quarter records for both EPS and operating cash flow
Declared a quarterly cash dividend of $0.27/share
[+9] u/Mrsir300: Apple CEO like: this year we’re coming out with a new iPhone, the iPhone 69. It’s got 16 cameras
[+9] u/collegefootballfan69: Bought DDOG around 100 in February. I have no idea what they do i just like there ticker as i love dogs. Its now 275 and i still dont know what they do and i still love dogs.
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Leopold is now a community member
[+9] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Apple fucking oooooooooooooffffff
That is going to hurt tomorrow. Fuck.
[+9] u/pussy_ass_licking: I miss my ex’s big tits
[+9] u/financiallythriving: Stock market is a legal Ponzi scheme
[+9] u/cantTankThisFox: Only reason AAPL pumped was because it was a hedge against Ai trade. Now it has reached MSFT (contrast every semi) zone, get out while you still can.
[+9] u/Curious-Silver8389: This is a fake pump. There's zero chance I actually bought the bottom for once.
[+9] u/Ozqi: This is one of those rare moments where market manipulation was the actual cause of the dip. Crazy.
Now that Citadel purchased Situational’s portfolio for Pennie’s on the dollar, we’re seeing SPY 800 by EOY.
[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: Pharma bro spilling the tea on a podcast for poor leopold. Sounds like word got out last Friday into Monday that he was looking to sell and blood was in the water. Lot of funds he knew were dumping AI stocks and shorting knowing there would be some huge mechanical selling any day. What a wild ride. I hope Sydney Sweeney plays him in the movie.
[+9] u/Infamous_Protection3: I’m going full port on googl tomorrow wish me luck
[+9] u/SigTauDan: DRAM would be $100 rn if Wall Street boomers knew how computers worked
[+9] u/ez399017: Giving Korea a historic handoff. Pls don’t fuck it up
[+9] u/financiallythriving: 0dtes is the key to financial freedom (you will lose everything and become homeless)
[+9] u/PNWPlayZ: KOSPI gonna be up 50% today
[+9] u/_Netgirth: Why did reddit management sound like the kid in English class who clearly hadn’t opened the book?
[+9] u/donkeybray: Good morning, Koreans, MU +18% (AH) 2%, take our energy (づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ♡ 받아라!
[+9] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: It will forever piss me off that apples ticker is aapl and not appl
[+9] u/unhappyreach_: White House tweet announcing the start of peace in Gaza?
End times bros
[+9] u/yourgirl696969: KOSPI UP 14% pre market holy fuck
[+9] u/yourgirl696969: Can we all just appreciate the fact that MU has moved up almost 200 points today lmao
[+9] u/Warmake: The Koreans who longed SNDK in the 1400s are probably already on tilt.
[+9] u/Rich-Advertising-230: KOSPI +20% is not out of the question. That’s absurd to even say. Literal history being made
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: extreme fear to peak euphoria in 24 hours
[+9] u/InitiativeGlum2507: All I know is I have 13,000 shares of ASTS. Tomorrow I'm either buying a yacht, or learning how to make french fries
[+9] u/BadaBingSil: KOSPI +14%
S&P... you really gonna let them outshine you like that?
come on bro this is America
we need at least a +20% day tomorrow
$MU closes at $2K minimum
[+9] u/0DTEKing: AMZN ER;
**Net Sales:** **$200.6 Billion** (+20% YoY), easily beating the $197B consensus.
**Operating Income:** **$27.5 Billion** (+43% YoY), surging past expectations.
**AWS Growth (The Big Driver):** Sales jumped **+37% YoY to $42.2 Billion**, marking AWS's fastest growth rate in 18 quarters and signaling relentless demand for AI cloud compute.
**Regional Performance:** North America sales grew +16% to $116.2 Billion, while International sales rose +15% to $42.2 Billion.
[+9] u/Ceyenne18: MU getting horny, about to hit $900
[+9] u/Notpayingthat30bucks: MUU up 40 percent today. Just need 100% more to breakeven
[+9] u/Emergency-Half-3122: AMZN, MSFT, and the sacrificing of Leopold saved the market
[+9] u/BeepBoopDep: Market literally shrugged at aapls boomer earnings and resumed pumping without it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
[+9] u/DigitalAquarius: Panic selling is a horrible strategy because if you miss just one huge recovery day like today, you miss out on a huge part of the recovery from a downturn
[+9] u/FuckinNewGuy_: Let’s hope this was not just 1 day show
[+9] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Imagine being a guest at Leosold's wedding this weekend. 🥳
[+9] u/uber_pro: after it opens at 2k maybe
[+8] u/mangroovesz: IM SEMI BOL IVE LEARNED MY LESSON TO DIVERSIFY TY JEFF SATYA
[+8] u/enigmas59: Amazon and Reddit cancelling each other out in my port
[+8] u/znightmaree: # Kioxia earnings dropping in Japan (2:30am EST) tonight will be the cherry on top for AI infra 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
[+8] u/GainzandPumpz: Dear Citadel, do Burry next
[+8] u/drakilian: Apple could not deserve this drop more
I will never understand why these fucking morons "flee to safety" until the safety is 2x more expensive than the "wildly overpriced speculative companies"
[+8] u/SomePolack: So sometimes the market really does dump to wipe out one guy huh
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: *JUST IN: Israel plans to develop a pilotless airplane*
Imagine if they had those bad boys in 2001
[+8] u/oliver2022: the amount of bers coping here holy shit
[+8] u/fredditf: AMZN
2Q AWS NET SALES $42.23B, EST. $40.57B
AMAZON 2Q AWS NET SALES EX FX +37%, EST. +31.3%
AMAZON SEES 3Q NET SALES $197.0B TO $202.0B, EST
AMAZON 2Q NET SALES $200.6B, EST. $197.01B
AMAZON 2Q AWS NET SALES $42.23B, EST. $40.57B
AMAZON 2Q OPER INCOME $27.46B, EST. $23.61B
AMAZON Q2 EPS USD 5.75 VS. IBES ESTIMATE USD 1.82
[+8] u/Haikoe: Wtf is that number on Amazon
Bruh 6 eps what?
[+8] u/footlong24seven: Irrational exuberance is back!
[+8] u/Pete26l96: #AWS net sales increased 37%—its fastest growth in 18 quarters—to a $169 billion annualized revenue run rate
#INSANE
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Fucking RDDT man I've been swinging and missing at everything lately
[+8] u/UnkleSambo: I’ll admit it. Tough day to be a bear.
[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: AWS is growing like crazy, AMZN $300 EOY
[+8] u/mayorolivia: We’re back to the good old days of AI pumping 10% a day
[+8] u/plugwalls: How are we meant to believe AI is over ever again?
[+8] u/mangroovesz: SO ALL ALONG MMS WERE TRYING TO LIQUIDATE LEOPOLD??
[+8] u/CMTTrader: \*APPLE 3Q REV. $109.42B, EST. $108.85B
\*APPLE 3Q EPS $2.02, EST. $1.89
\*APPLE 3Q MAC REVENUE $10.35B, EST. $8.62B
\*APPLE 3Q IPHONE REVENUE $54.25B, EST. $53.6B
[+8] u/Haikoe: Wtf was so bullish about apple in the first place
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Black Friday tomorrow (S&P drops 10% tomorrow)
[+8] u/Select-Roll-4041: As Peter lynch said “buy what you use” while I’m typing on Reddit with my apple device. Thanks for the advice. Ice soup for dinner again i guess.
[+8] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Y’all whining about AAPL rn but forget that this shi saved you during the semi recession last week
[+8] u/Haikoe: Stand aside stupid fruit company from the 90’
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: Holy fuck 220 billion capex guidance this year. Was 200 billion last quarter. Thank you Amazon!!!
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: AMZN increased Capex by 20 Billion. NVDA opening above 200 tomorrow. MU above 925….
[+8] u/Memento_mori9608: SNDK and MU are going to space next week
[+8] u/cantTankThisFox: Samsung is setting up to do share buy backs with 50% of their FCF in upcoming weeks.. Jesus christ memory bull market is back
[+8] u/SavingsMortgage1972: thought i was really smart selling everything on Monday after the bloodbath tuesday and wednesday just to be proven a retard again today
[+8] u/ScarletHarpy93: Google must feel really dumb right now compared to Amazon and Microsoft.
[+8] u/Misaka9615: Making a Leopold shrine in my room when NBIS crosses 400 a share
[+8] u/SeniorVibeAnalyst: One of those few days when you feel vindicated holding AMZN
[+8] u/AnthonyExplorer: BILL KOSPI GREEN CIRCUS BREAKER IN 2 HOURS !!!!
[+8] u/Waste-Head7963: AAPL crashed to levels never seen before 2 weeks ago.
[+8] u/ercanbas: Bro Claude is wild. I asked it to build me a clone of Blackrock’s Aladdin and it actually produced something showing dark pool block orders
[+8] u/nordik1: where my full port memory diamond handers at? 😤😤
[+8] u/Ble_h: These fucking retard analyst dumping AAPL is fucking disrespectful to Tim Apply and all he has done for them.
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: ber r >!fuk’d & ghey!<
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU bears typing arguments on cracked iphones 4 gens old in between dropping fries and nugs for the dinner rush
[+8] u/Abe2025: Daily reminder that korea does not affect the us market. Now shut up about it.
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **HOUSE OF THE REGARD: season 3, episode 1**. In this episode Leopold is crowned LEOPOLD I king of regards after defeat against the "old foxes" on the fields of AI land.
[+8] u/Cav829: >Jim Cramer Calls Hedge Fund Blowup a 'Clearing Event' that May Mark the Bottom
Officially a bull trap. Sorry.
[+8] u/drakilian: Kospi opening +15%
Godspeed retards
[+8] u/skeet_scoot: I bought Micron and SanDisk pre-market this morning.
First time ever timing the dip this perfectly.
[+8] u/Ozqi: Just need SNDK to go up another 40% to break even
[+8] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Full porting to meta was the move today after it dumped to its yearly low. In conclusion it's going to dump even harder tomorrow im sorry everyone
[+8] u/Throwaway37620: I should sell my memory profits now but I won't because I'm retarded
[+8] u/VictoryNo221: My only regret is NOT BUYING MORE
[+8] u/DownSyndromSteven: Yeah I made money today but I still have a shit personality and a small dick
[+8] u/housemoneyrocketship: Not enough pump. POMP EET
[+8] u/undocumented_twerker: Korea better pump tonight or I vote to make it the 53rd state
[+8] u/confusedandsmellyman: Idgaf money isn't real anyways
[+8] u/Domethegoon: AMZN is probably worth 1.5x its current valuation. They just crushed it.
[+8] u/KevinLevrone1329: These companies are so dumb why don't they just lie about their financials
[+8] u/BlackberryOk9700: They have to dump apple to keep spy flat for tomorrow. None shall make money
[+8] u/Responsible-Base393: Take two equally retarded bol and ber.
Bol is richer.
[+8] u/Educational_List_390: Literally any stock on earth during ER: +/- 10%
AAPL: +/- 1%
[+8] u/East-Description-243: That was the bottom today. Buy everything!
[+8] u/East-Win7450: Is it normal for your emotions to be directly tied to the stock market?
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #List of people who piss me off: ber. End of list. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/FIREJourneybullgang: This site is so much funnier when you're actually green
[+8] u/Haikoe: Apple buyers got a real important lesson on top buying a growthless company
[+8] u/100xOrBust: Either everyone missed a good dip buy or this is the most annoying bull trap ever seen
[+8] u/Allout-Okarun: Is this real? My Apple position is going to be almost a quarter million overnight
[+8] u/legible_print: US to Korea:
Look at me. I am the Koreans now.
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: Someone here cooked their port with RDDT calls
Think about that for a moment
[+8] u/CalRippedken: Some of you panic sold memory yesterday and it shows
[+8] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: Aapl getting beat up always brings a smile to my face
[+8] u/por_que_: https://preview.redd.it/1mo3doxlvfgh1.png?width=1014&format=png&auto=webp&s=3deaa90a297db6168bdaff473aa8bc7aa52e6f70
[+8] u/fenton7: AAPLocalypse. Brace for margin calls.
[+7] u/oldprecision: Great bear market of 2026 is over.
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: lmfao!!!! increased capex!!!
long live the bubble!!!
[+7] u/IronicallyCanadian: Personally, I have spent $0 on reddit in my 10+ years here. So it's no wonder the stock dropped
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Looking at RDDT numbers...this looks like a great buy opportunity. Will wait for 1-2 days though.....
[+7] u/refrigeratorsHD: No LLM should be trained off my Reddit data
[+7] u/J_da_CPA: RDDT dumped for what reason lmao
[+7] u/HighwayExotic2808: Last week: If you say c\*pex, we will destroy you and any company that benefits from that spending
This week: YAY CAPEX WOOOOO WE’VE ALWAYS LOVED CAPEX
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Bers whats your new cope now? You going back to spamming Iran? Fries in the bag first regard.
[+7] u/Amitriptylinekoning: 1 in 13 koreans were to sacrifice to finally get green again
[+7] u/CerebrumMortuus: Alright Korea this was handed to you on a silver plate you just need to bring it home dont fuck it up
[+7] u/Summerdaysengineer: I just need another 5 of these days
[+7] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Friendly reminder - MU is still down 11% on the week & 25% on the monthly. It's not too late to buy these stocks. A multi billion dollar hedge fund just got liquidated.
Market knew their liquidation point and moved it there. Citadel gonna make billions from that. Only up now guys.
[+7] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: The big V on my portfolio chart will forever be known as The Leopold
[+7] u/Anchises1: Nvidia should be 250 after all this and it's absolutely criminal that it's not
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: KOSPI will be a K Pop concert tonight….not the regular squid game
[+7] u/HighwayExotic2808: Ken “Welcome to the NFL rookie” Griffin claims another victim
[+7] u/No-Usual-1347: Sold my sndk calls in the morning for breakeven - those options would have made me 50k profits, can I please cry in the casino?
[+7] u/No_Transportation785: No more red days ever
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Bought some Reddit calls seems like everything going up again like before
[+7] u/Eastern-Contact-2034: Holy fuck are we opening 750+
[+7] u/cheweyy: Memory is cyclical 🤡
[+7] u/NomSaneMan: “AMZN posts q2 eps of 5.75 vs estimate of 1.81”
Yo wtf…. That’s insane
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: AWS show those dickheads the ROI on AI
[+7] u/sxiom: # CEO ENTREPRENEUR BORN IN 1964
[+7] u/Nic12312: Holy frick dude. We are SO fkn back… ber missed out on entire rally… like wtf
[+7] u/ohnoesthisisit: pack it up boys RDDT is closing down. scam stock for a scam site. might as well turn it into a marketplace for mung beans
[+7] u/black_cat42: AMZN +9%, RDDT -9%
The market giveth, and the market taketh away
[+7] u/stepbrvther: NBIS $220 tomorrow because I got 220c
[+7] u/TMBrendon: Apple shrek will push spy to 750 tmr
[+7] u/Financial-Flamingo45: Leopold died so we could fly
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: LMAO. Market once again realized aapl is a overpriced boomer company with no innovation and boomer growth.
[+7] u/minimal_stat: About to get nebius tattooed on my fucking forehead
[+7] u/jakeisarake: The apple rug was obvious
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Apple: "Yeah we don't really know what this AI shit is all about, where's our cheap china crap"
\>Stock craters
[+7] u/1-800-FunkMaster: APPL down 2% is a nothingburger
[+7] u/hayleybts: I have Apple calls, I might be regarded
[+7] u/mangroovesz: SEMI BOLS DONT FORGET TO THANK MSFT AND AMZN BY BUYING IT FOR SAVING US. ALSO DIVERSIFY THIS TIME GODDAMIT
[+7] u/bublythewater: Goodbye Apple back to semis
[+7] u/xeuropa: Tim Apple we will grow by buying Chinese memory😹
[+7] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Who wants to buy aapl at 40x p/e with a 16% revenue growth?
[+7] u/Captain-Vimes: 2/3 not bad. AMZN calls/AAPL puts will print tomorrow but my RDDT calls are fucked
[+7] u/Gloomy_Necesary: Holy shit ive done it again. RDDT has fucked me
[+7] u/Lelwrektnub: Yes Tim, keep mentioning AI.
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Give us back our emojis and I might buy your stock $RDDT
[+7] u/Kociolinho: Did RDDT CEO said the nword on earnings call or sth? Shit’s doing its best Leopold chasing impression
[+7] u/vish_NZ: This AWS guy fucks - laying out $220B CAPEX WHAT A GUY
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: Reddit is a site for losers, not surprising it yeeted.
[+7] u/ImOnTheBus: Who came up with the term "dead cat bounce"? Sounds like something a serial killer would think up.
[+7] u/Icommandyou: MSFT saved market yesterday, AAPL kil today. Giveth taketh
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Tim Apple ruined the SPY pump smh
[+7] u/Haikoe: Bruh apple was overvalued at current growth at 250.
But it managed to climb to 330 and a 40 PE somehow
Turns out it’s not worth it
And the captain is leaving.
Gg back to 25 PE for eternity
[+7] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: amazon and apple pumping the fuck out of memory lmao
[+7] u/-IQ200: Pulling out my Roth contributions to throw on options. My retirement plan is to retire tomorrow, not at 60+
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: >New Study Finds That A Minimum-Wage Worker In 1971 Had A Lifestyle Affordability Similar To Someone Making $100K Today
Boomer Wendy's workers could afford to build lavish portfolios
[+7] u/Active_Finish2316: MU please bless 0dte tmr
[+7] u/FartPolluter: Apple just ran up. Any big pull back is a clear buying opportunity.
[+7] u/BadaBingSil: RECESSION CANCELLED
HYPERINFLATION ENGAGED
DON'T STOP ME NOWWWW
I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME
I'M HAVING A BALL
[+7] u/Snoo_4496: lot of citadel folks were on wsb this week
[+7] u/aftherith: Did AAPL not harvest as many bushels of macintoshes as expected?
[+7] u/Federal-Ad-644: So why did stocks go up 20-30% again? When they were crashing yesterday also for no reason?
[+7] u/upvz: BuT AaPl KePt iTs CaPeX uNdEr ConTroL
[+7] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Only 37% to go on DRAM then I'm free 🥲
[+7] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Leopold needs to sue because that’s just insane😭
[+7] u/Diguojigood: Wall street doesn't wait for you to get back on the ride as soon as they finish the cleanup
[+7] u/aaapod: would be really cool if AAPL stayed dead overnight
[+7] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: MU 2k SNDK 3k EOY lock in hope u held
[+7] u/M4cHiin360: the market is just a giant shitcoin now
[+7] u/RjBloxks: Micron and Sandisk basically having the highest single day jump in percentage of any company with a similar market cap. Why does shit like this only happen when I have a puts what the fuck
[+7] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: The ONLY reason chip stocks dived yesterday after open (and after close) was that someone big could load up. This is what the big boys do, force price down so they can scoop it up while your stops get run, then reverse it 30% in a one way gamma call squeeze
[+7] u/No_Cod972: Just know that you are loved even if you didn't make money today.
Not you bers, you're a plague on our economy and country and should be ashamed of yourselves.
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: Guess I should have held my calls overnight fuck
[+7] u/Liquidsnake959: Going to Cheesecake Factory tonight to celebrate a great day, what should i get?
[+7] u/NiceOwner: Imagine being crazy enough not to take profit +20% in a day
[+7] u/Ble_h: Korea better hit some circuit breakers going up tonight. I’m sick of them dumping day after day.
[+7] u/1-800-YOLO: ⚠️WARNING⚠️ JIM CRAMER IS BULLISH ON ENTIRE MARKET
https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2082943329763770407?s=42
[+7] u/Sad_Imagination_6617: Everything I don't understand is a hedge fund conspiracy
[+7] u/xeuropa: KOSPI goes from under one percent to 13 percent up LMAO
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: #SK Hynix up 23%, Samsung up 21% in the KOSPI
[+7] u/AffectionateFace5877: SNDK is going to 1500 before US market even opens isn’t it
[+7] u/justpasingbai: koreans who bought the short yesterday waking up to a -45% the next day LMAO. worse gains than having bought skhynix at its ATH but in one night.
[+7] u/violet_evergarden8: Ber extinction event
[+7] u/Ketamine-Cuisine: ✨ DAILY AFFIRMATIONS ✨
I WILL NOT FOMO
MY PORT NO BUENO
BUT I HAVE TIME ON MY SIDE
AND MY PORT IS GONNA SHINE
I AM A GAY BER 🌈
I PUT MY PUTS IN THE AIR
IVE READ THE SACRED TEXT
MY THEORIES ARE CORRECT
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: The memory trade is back on right?
[+7] u/poopy_wizard132: Such a face ripper today.
[+7] u/diddidntreddit: I need some MU SNDK horror stories so I don't get tempted to time the rollercoaster
[+7] u/_GayButtSex_: **Lmfao the KOSPI hit a circuit breaker EVERY SINGLE DAY this week**
**Not just a sidecar, a fucking circuit breaker**
**🤓🤌**
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: KOREANS CONTRIBUTING TO BER EXTINCTION. MY DEGEN BROTHERS🤝
[+7] u/Liquidtears: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
Bezos all over the chest of the market! Fuck me!
[+7] u/Agreeable-Taste-3183: Aaaaand my calls are x10 today.
[+7] u/Ok_Winner9825: Goog FCF negative -8%
Amzn FCF negative fuck it 8%
[+7] u/TreGet234: August gonna be april 2.0 🥵
[+7] u/Round-Huckleberry570: I’m gonna be down to my dick and drawers if RDDT opens this down
[+7] u/ImaginaryNinja9782: AI is back, thanks MSFT and AMZN.
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: hey, where did all the noisy bers go?
place was full of them yesterday
[+7] u/DebtOk4461: Why did Reddit fall off a cliff?
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Nothing ever happens gang just always be winning
[+7] u/cheddarkittyy: I’m gonna regret not selling my entire port today very soon I can feel it
[+7] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: Maybe I should start a hedge fund called spatial awareness and crash my car into a tree.
[+7] u/Diamond-Key197: whythe FUCK is this bot-ass market selling APPL ?????
[+7] u/Tuanie1savagee: First move is fake, the call saves Apple calls
[+7] u/Dyce10x: We need to do Citadel dirty. Avenge Leopold are fellow regard.
[+7] u/jraiv420: SOXL and DRAM bols back in business 😎
[+7] u/mmille24: Give me that K-pop not that K-drop
[+7] u/LaHhxL: Microsoft and Amazon saved the market
[+7] u/OhhPeeee: Selling positions for a loss only for them to profit big shortly afterwards feels like the ending of The Mist
[+7] u/NerdSlamPo: Let's go AMZN, don't ruin my life. Hold CAPEX. Make me $$.
[+7] u/gainsusmaximus: AAPL crater so big it's visible from space. It's just respect for Tim apple 🍎
[+7] u/0DTEKing: AMZN all bullish news from conference call
[+7] u/justlosinmoney: SOO the safe haven is gone all in on SEMIS WE PUMP TOMORROW
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: I left so much fucking money on the table today is crazy, all my choices wrong or suboptimal somehow. Well... not great
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I got my sex drive back to fucking 4x a day thanks to MU & SNDK bringing joy back to my life
[+7] u/Apple2o: It’s been 39 seconds since I last looked at MU….time to look again
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: Wtf my rddt . My calls are cooked
[+7] u/tiny_toof: im up 26k after being down 26k yesterday. mu is insane
[+7] u/Notpayingthat30bucks: Why does every hotel have a cuck chair
[+7] u/toost1cky: On tuesday i said if amd got back to $500 im out but here we are and ofc not selling
[+7] u/mayorolivia: Sandisk will be $2,000 next week. Kioxia earnings tonight and then Sandisk reports on Tuesday. They are printing cash and only 3 forward PE.
[+7] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Fucken regards we are balls deep in memory ofc Korean markets affect our ports
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: did reddit file bankruptcy?
[+7] u/not_a_cumguzzler: RDDT, for once, pull it together man
[+6] u/SavorySushi88: How did Amazon beat so much wtf
[+6] u/Midpoint60: AWS is a juggernaut.
[+6] u/NerdSlamPo: lost money on RDDT. won money on AMZN. the world balanced itself out
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: AAPL down. This had to be expected tho
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Hyperscalers we thank you for your service
\-memory gang
[+6] u/Rare-ish_Birb: I could be wrong, but it seeeeeems like earning $2 a quarter / \~$8 a year on 340$ share price (40PE), means returns would be better on 30 year treasuries than AAPL.
[+6] u/Iulia_M: Nice job pumping the markets, would be a shame if it crashes overnight
[+6] u/CerebrumMortuus: MEMORY CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
[+6] u/violet_evergarden8: BUYING APPL META AND RDDT LEAP CALLS
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: TIM APPLE: "EXPECT TO PAY SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER PRICES FOR MEMORY."
[+6] u/bear2bebull: Korea can do the funniest thing later
[+6] u/Just-Tangelo5667: So MU ATH Next week confirmed?
[+6] u/Then-Cup-5153: At this rate MU and SNDK will be back to all time highs by mid next week....
WE ARE SO BACK BABY
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: It had to pump so 401k couldnt buy in low
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: I'm made 60k on msft
Then now
45k on amzn
Not bad not bad
[+6] u/Right-Departure-8881: Appl deserves it. Trying to not spend on ai and still be a tech stock.
[+6] u/coolopinionlmao: does anyone know what the fuck is going on like why the fuck did we dump insanely hard yesterday at 3pm only to pump like fucking crazy today? and no it's not the fucking 'citadel said rates might get raised' bullshit so they could liquidate some open ai cuck this shit genuinely is unhinged
[+6] u/TheNiamosDiscoBall: So what happened to Apple? They commit sudoku
[+6] u/Laurensio_: Korean bros just join the pump dont be a party pooper
[+6] u/davidbigham: So all the big companies shows their AI and cloud revenue still doing amazing. They maintain or increase the CAPEX. Semi and memory is basically risk off now.
Back to pumping.
[+6] u/Rexultdis: Ken griffin the type of guy to eat the food you saved in the fridge and then lie about it
[+6] u/L0pat0: is Korea gonna sell this shit
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: If your name is Leopold, you deserve to get your firm liquidated.
[+6] u/Evander85: Market appears to be back on EZ mode. I’m terrified
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Holy shit what happened immediately after close lmao
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine getting your portfolio nuked by a clanker
[+6] u/Saltysalt1748: We about to go on an insane bull run
[+6] u/Clackamas_river: SEMIS are going to moon. AMZN growth exceeds on AWS - CAPEX paying off.
[+6] u/financiallythriving: The most retarded market period of all time , without a doubt
[+6] u/markhamwasteman: RDDT numbers are great
[+6] u/Gloomy_Necesary: If RDDT isn’t up by tomorrow im going all in this is a giga buy they beat expectations by 30%
[+6] u/plugwalls: BOY AM I GLAD I DIDN’T PANIC SELL 😂😂😂
[+6] u/DarkR124: lol Citadel liquidated Leopold now going to pump the entire sector and use $100 bills for toilet paper.
[+6] u/Notpayingthat30bucks: So my MUU full port last month can recover?
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Memory back on the table means steak this weekend medium rare for bols
[+6] u/Xyreqa: Memory is now cyclical weekly
[+6] u/violet_evergarden8: Thanks mag 7 (except meta ofc)
[+6] u/PlandomeProwler: RDDT amazing quarter yet is down, crazy
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Apple thinks it's special, always reporting after everyone else LMAO🤌
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: One day AMZN is gonna be doing 1T in revenue a year, that’s fucking crazy
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Holy shit memory never going down again. Literally ZERO chance they give all this back overnight like the last 5 times
[+6] u/znightmaree: Memba everyone clowning on memory and gargling AAPL’s balls?
How you feeling?
[+6] u/AdIcy3141: if APPL has to fal for NVDA and GOOGL to Pump then so be it
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Screw aapl literally a boomer commodity company. Hope all those boomers who "fled to safety" get rekt.
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: so the dude posted his msft trade when he made a mil, but didn't update his soxs trade when he lost over a mil...very wsb of him
[+6] u/declandiced: AAPL was just a safehaven until AI was back on the menu - its the return of breadth
[+6] u/bulrfuc: I will personally fly to Korea and get a toupee if the Koreans kill the semis and memory tonight.
[+6] u/AdIcy3141: noo APPL only up 15% this month now lol
[+6] u/AnthonyExplorer: If you liked apple at 330, you will love it at 200
[+6] u/unseamingcarrot: my 1 Apple put is printing
[+6] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: Why is earnings post gone again?
[+6] u/42thefloor2011: Kenny G engineered this entire relief bounce today so he could dump that retard wannabe hedgie's bags on YOU 🫵🏻 and it has been working wonderfully for him
Short ALL rips
[+6] u/shutnr: My revenue this qtr was -$60k
[+6] u/Avid_Reader87: Keep holding ASTS back to $100+
[+6] u/PoobliusFlavius: DIE AAPL
DIE
\-12%
OVERNIGHT
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: RDDt died cause I bought calls. Your welcome
[+6] u/karik01: Lmfao Coinbase earnings
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: I tried to warn yall about apple… it’s gonna get worse supercycle is over and their next flagship is a foldable lol
[+6] u/stupididity: If youre not listening to the RDDT earnings call - some analyst asked a question and roasted the hell out of the RDDT team
[+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: I cant believe yall let me buy COHR and NBIS that cheap, are u stoopid or something?
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Brother had a NAV of $45 billion on 4x margin July 1st and got caught by South Korea memory stocks imploding. Couldn’t sell quick enough, reached out to JS and citadel, word got out, other funds dumped their AI stocks and piled into shorts. Citadel leaks rumor of “rate hike”. Gets generational entry on his entire portfolio. Still insane to go from $200 million to whatever his final prices were.
[+6] u/cheweyy: I made so much money today holy shit
[+6] u/NerdSlamPo: Anyone listening to the AMZN earnings call? Huge numbers. Still worried about CAPEX announcement.
[+6] u/kumako10: im hearing a lot of nvidia on this amazon call
[+6] u/captainstrange94: RDDT is actually burning right now WTF. I'm meant to stay poor like my ancestors
[+6] u/tldamico: This morning I promised to never hold short-dated options overnight.
However, that promise was only a concept of a framework for a proposal, so I'm back to doing whatever I want.
[+6] u/No-Most2405: I LOVE BEING OVER-LEVERAGED ON GREEN DAYS
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: You had your month of terrorism in July, bears. Go back to your Mom’s basement.
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: WE NEED A CEREMONY TO CROWN **LEOPOLD** AS "LEOPOLD I KING REGARD OF WSB"
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Which one of you cursed bers bought a put
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: MICRON, YOU CAN PUSH THROUG 900 I BELIEVE
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: Amazon spending $220B in capex in 2026 alone lmfao what the fuck
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: The 1 time I sell a put on aapl it nukes lol
[+6] u/FoundationRegular661: I sold my apple puts before ER fml
[+6] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Apple will pump back up tomorrow, dont worry bulls. If it stays at 305 I would make 2k off a single put, and that isn't allowed to happen for me
[+6] u/rcarmas: Was this all really about Citadel taking down Situation al Awareness and the rest of us were just collateral damage?
[+6] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: Can my stonks keep going up 30% a day please? Thanks
[+6] u/stupidber: Cops should be able to drink on the job like dentists
[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: So after that memory pump, we’re really just going to go to bed and give things to the Koreans who are all holding seriously heavy bags?
[+6] u/broke_person: Another day of MAG 7 cancelling each other out LMFAOOOOOO
YESTERDAY META VS MSFT
TODAY APPLE VS AMAZON
LMAOOO 🤌🤌🤌🤌
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Okay now give them one green day. Make them believe the bottom is really in.
Lure them all into using margin. And then fucking liquidate them all
[+6] u/fuzexbox: Remember all the bears yesterday celebrating.. that didnt age well.
[+6] u/Deshen87: Will this be known in history books as the "Leopold low"?
[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: The volume on micron now is so fucked for ah
[+6] u/Then-Cup-5153: And that right there is the power of the CITADEL BUY ALGO
[+6] u/BiggieMoe01: So this whole 2 months of AI losses was not due to China manufacturing chips, slowing demand or bubble popping, but because Citadel going after ONE dude to liquidate him? And nuking half of Korea as collateral damage? Lmfao I love the stock market. MU, NBIS, SNDK and other AI stocks are in for new ATHs in august.
[+6] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Got a call from my Korean friend, they have traded their wifes and been around loaning money from every old relatives that know nothing about this Casino to take up personal "loans". They are ready to drive Kospi to the moon 🚀
[+6] u/rightovahere: Amazon bumped 2026 capex to 220bil and directly quoted memory as to why? MU hitting 2k tomorrow lfg
[+6] u/TraditionalCamel667: imagine 1000 mu tmrw
[+6] u/TreGet234: I knew buying sndk at 2000$ wasn't a bad idea.
[+6] u/Snoo-90587: Sold my 100 put contracts of Apple 337.5 yesterday for a 20% return. And I was happy. Today. Not so happy
[+6] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Fuck my goddamn life dude. Got smoked on META calls, got smoked on AAPL calls.
How in the fuck am I 0 for 2, when MSFT and AMZN are ripping to the fucking heavens???? When I played MSFT And AMZN the last 2 earnings, I GOT FUCKED.
Oh yeah, and I got fucked on TSM earnings a few weeks ago, and GOOGL earnings last week.
How in the actual fuck does this happen, that everything that I touch dies?
Then there are half brain retards out there full porting into MU or SNDK calls yesterday and waking up to a fucking million dollars today.
What the actual fuck dude.
[+6] u/i_simp_f: I renounce all material possessions
[+6] u/AGigatonicxs: Micron 1500 end of next month or so
[+6] u/wyudtix: The old heads liquidated Leopold’s positions by spooking the market and then bought his shares for cheap. Wall Street is so dirty man 💔
[+6] u/need20goodmen: I thought it was a dead cat bounce until I saw Citadel bought all Leopold stocks. Those stocks are going to fucking rally
[+6] u/No_Cod972: I was so poor last week and now I'm solidly lower class.
[+6] u/need20goodmen: Kimchi bros waking up this morning must have nutted whilst looking at the stock market then realized they are 20x leverage shorts
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: degen regards at -20% ytd shitting on leopold is too funny
[+6] u/HeavyArmsJin: They see me buyin, they dumpin
[+6] u/Iunatic: So was this entire high beta dip just Citadel destroying another hedge fund? Lmfao
[+6] u/Cal_carl: Just sold all my Microsoft. If a stock goes up 15% in a day, then you sell it.
[+6] u/Ok-Reach-2580: Have had my best week in months. Dont trust this feeling right now.
[+6] u/ten7four: RDDT's management is so dumb. If you're not spending hundreds of billions on capex or operating at a loss, what are you even doing?
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: It feels bizarre buying aapl puts on an iPhone but thanks anyway Timmy
[+6] u/LongCucumber3710: Let the kospitards loose
[+6] u/znightmaree: # If I have a son, his name shall be Hynix
# If I have a girl, her name shall be Kimchi
# BERS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: at first i was afraid, i was petrified
[+6] u/Ozqi: SNDK 3000 by August 14th
[+6] u/GlobalResolution77: Both Hynix /Samsung over 20%, minutes after open
[+6] u/Summerdaysengineer: GO YOU FUCKING KOREANS. PUMPPOPP IT MAX LEVERAGE
[+6] u/housemouse431: koreans back on margin, here we go
[+6] u/vermilli21: # THEY TOOK THE SELL BUTTONS AWAY FROM THE KOREANS!
[+6] u/-omar: If you liquidated in the last week because ‘AI bubble pop’ you need a brain transplant
[+6] u/hallett21: Later tonight.
“If those Canadian and Mexican communists think they can do business in the U S of A without paying taxes they have another thing coming. They will pay their fair share!
Thank you for your attention to this matter”
🥭
Even later in the night.
“These Iranian bastards won’t negotiate in good faith. It’s unfortunate. Tonight I authorized super duper freedom. We’re gonna nuke these crazy bastards right to hell
Thank you for your attention to this matter”
🥭
[+6] u/BakasanaB: I never said shit about Korea or KOSPI. (Please do not check my comment history.)
[+6] u/iamjt: Why did i sell half when the market opened. Like why
[+6] u/UnbelievablyEvil: Leopold def gonna rope
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: They laughed when I told them memory was still cyclical
But what I meant was 700->1200->700 every 3 days cyclical
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Can we please just go back to another 8 weeks of pump
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: Tell me the exact time to take my memory profits to maximise return before the pull back
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Man this market is out for absolutely every single one of us. Ruthless whipsaw past couple weeks
[+6] u/rightovahere: Lmao wtf look at these inflow/outflow numbers for foreign vs retail https://data.krx.co.kr/contents/MDC/MAIN/main/index.cmd?locale=en#
Kenny and the boys absolutely robbing koreans at the bottom right now smh
[+6] u/Federal-Ad-644: I full port shorted everything this morning guys, took one for the team, you’re welcome
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: DRAM absolutely ripping it
[+6] u/No-Most2405: Current positions AMZN MSFT AVGO SNDK INTC straight to the moon
[+6] u/WowKay100: Lmao leopold sold the bottom, he’s worse than all of us
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: So memory bears. What do you have to say in your defense.
[+6] u/Vlisa: Elevator down, catapult up
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: My manager called me a rockstar today
I think that’s my signal to tone it down
[+6] u/financiallythriving: The S&P is still scheduled for a 10% drop tomorrow
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: We've never before seen a mango "peace deal" that was actually a deal. Rockets from Isreal by morning.
[+6] u/MagneticRetard: kind of crazy how many people lost their life savings all because wallstreet wanted to put some lanklet european kid on the chopping block
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Imagine rotating from low PE, high growth semi stocks into a "safe haven" of high PE, low growth stocks like Apple and then getting fucked 2x when Apple dropped and the semi stocks ripped higher. I know a lot of these people exist because there are the same people that were shitting on me for holding Micron & SanDisk.
[+6] u/Open_Pollution_8038: Reddit just fucking bodied it’s earnings
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: reddit with the drill
ooof
[+6] u/CalRippedken: Amazon beat by 500%?!
Bers so fuk
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: MSTR misses EPS by -892%
[+6] u/Haikoe: Apple PEG is almost at 3
Why would u buy at these prices. There is no upside at all.
Best case is sideways for 3 years
[+6] u/InIce1234: Just another normal day.
Bear doomed, Bull fiesta.
[+6] u/InterestingBase6286: Spy puts no way this holds look how much it struggled to get past 740
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: i’m getting so fucked, i tried to short sndk an hour ago sndq and its not going so well
[+6] u/guccioli: We finally wiped out the evil hedgies shorting. Now we can all make infinity money!!1!
[+6] u/deflattedballs: You can thank me, I sold yesterday at close.
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: # GREAT JOB BERS LMAO
[+6] u/corndog_messiah: Back like we never left bishes
[+6] u/RjBloxks: Probably just bought puts at the bottom of the most egregious V we’ll see this year
[+6] u/nordik1: BOYS ASSUME PUMP POSITIONS
[+6] u/triggermeharderdaddy: Korea gonna have a massive shrek cock I can feel it
[+6] u/TarteAuxPacanes: I am new here. How do I make money?
[+6] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Holee fuk amzn beat over 200%Make it make sense... 😂
[+6] u/AnthonyExplorer: Do you think Koreans will have time to take their 3rd mortgage loan tonight?
[+6] u/xeuropa: Tim Apple, we rely on GOOG for AI😹👍
[+6] u/HeisenbergWhitman: As someone with nothing in the stock market, I just show up and laugh at you guys having a terrible time.
[+6] u/znightmaree: Hulk dick Friday incoming
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: I’d need Iran to strike the USS Lincoln tomorrow to have any shot at saving my poots 😒
[+6] u/Critical_Paper6944: Please kospi give us 950 mu and 1500 sndk
[+6] u/deepsvar: RDDT stellar beat but still down. AAPL down and QQQ does not flinch one bit. Amazing.
[+6] u/leave_youself_behind: Guys it’s just a bull trap of mega size
[+6] u/fighterpilot248: AAPL: we beat our earnings expectations and sales of iPhones are up
WS: REEEEEEEEEEE YOU DIDNT BEAT THEM HARD ENOUGH!!!!!! *SELL SELL SELL*
Make it make sense.
[+6] u/cheweyy: After this analyst asked the memory question sndk went up $10 👍
[+6] u/bulk_logic: Gained 52% today including after hours. The sign of a well balanced, underleveraged portfolio surely.
[+6] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Diversification is just losing money in 10 different stocks at the same time
[+6] u/0DTEKing: MAG7 ER done, air is clear for Ai, Chip and memory
It’s the Bers Extinction season
[+6] u/plutosbigbro: This market is so unpredictable, I don’t know how anyone trades in it. MU up 22% is insane
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: Owning reddit shares is the equivalent of being the designated driver right now.
[+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: AMZN and MSFT big dick energy
[+6] u/bringkiteback: Sweden is my favorite Muslim country
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: if i just bought the dip 1 week later, i wouldve been up 200k instead of break even...
[+6] u/Waste-Head7963: BANK OF JAPAN INTEREST RATE DECISION TONIGHT. IF THEY HIKE THE RATES, THEN THE CARRY TRADE 2.0 WILL OFFICIALLY BEGIN EFFECTIVE TONIGHT.
JAPAN RAISED THE RATES DURING THE JUNE MEETING AS WELL.
[+6] u/FinallyArt: Read at least two six figure capitulation posts yesterday re Micron. That's gotta suck.
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: prob be some AAPL selling no matter what they say, with the whole rotation thing
[+6] u/AngelNotFound4444: Tomorrow must feel like a Christmas kind of day for koreans with all this pump
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Are we finally ending this week green for the first time in like forever? Stay tuned for tomorrow
[+6] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: dethroning apple so semis could fly
[+6] u/Love-for-everyone: Holy shiz rddt. Rip.
[+6] u/YenDiesel: Hopefully the kbags realize the only way to financial success is to pump MU tonight
[+6] u/9tacos: Where are the Bers 🐻👈🤡
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Reddit is a site full of losers 😤
[+6] u/Extreme-Camel2068: Did Tim say the N word or something
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Man if I was Leopold right now… actually I can’t even say that, I’d get banned
[+6] u/Vlisa: Finally only one day to the only earnings that matter this week: Colgate
[+6] u/cultoftheclave: instead of a triple beat they should've posted a double loss so they could be up 20% like SK Hyniks
[+6] u/Jealous_Committee300: Where’s that one coked out ber that was claiming we were dropping again today and he was gonna make generational wealth on our heads ?
[+6] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: I just know a couple of you got whipped out full porting puts yesterday after it went down for 2 months straight
[+6] u/dreamwagon: Almost Margin called yesterday in AH after full porting + magin on CRWV, IREN, INTC, MU etc shares and calls. Port is +78% and all cash by EOD. That's how you do it MOFOS!!!
[+6] u/AffectionateFace5877: Can’t tell who’s a retarded bot and who’s a retard
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Only difference between Leopold and I was I didn't pick up when Mr Margin called.
Both of us were leveraged to our tits
[+5] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: AAPL needs some kind of innovation other than scamming their existing customer base for more subscriptions.
[+5] u/Civil-Soup2863: I HOPE YOU DIDNT BUY PUTS REGARD. YOU SURELY DIDNT BUY PUTS. RIGHT?????
[+5] u/vermilli21: # SPY still gotta dodge one more bullet, AAPL
[+5] u/goldenlamp: MSFT added like 500 billion in market cap today
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Memory bears will return in Avengers: Doomsday
[+5] u/wenchanger: amazon capex bullish for memory/AI
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: RDDT down cuz no one had puts lmaoooo, sure damp it I'll buy more at open tmrw, free discount
[+5] u/cloudsofgrey: MU may never go down again
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Memory bulls: yall ready for ATH next week?
[+5] u/BankofBroke: As Amazon call holder, this shit could still get fucked when they actually start talking.
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: All you need to know is they wanted you to feel like the bubble was popping and to sell. They can do that again at any time, but right now they want it to go up. For now. Maybe for months, who knows.
[+5] u/cantTankThisFox: GOOGL got punished for doing the same shit AMZN did. Except with even better guidance
[+5] u/WorkingCorrect1062: AAPL a dumpster fire 🔥
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: 🫵 Who here sold their semis/memory positions yesterday at the bottom? 🫵
[+5] u/AffectionateFace5877: Ok Apple, rip bozo you won't be missed
[+5] u/No-Most2405: Apple and Meta dropped the world is healing
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Nobody cares about Japan anymore, it’s all about Korea and baby I’m eating bulgogi
[+5] u/Civil-Soup2863: Remember yesterday when AAPL seemed like the safe haven green choice when the rest of us were getting nuked?
Fuck you Jobs, Windows is better!!
[+5] u/rampagepete: MU wants $900, it’s just shy ☺️
[+5] u/LiferagerX: About to become a rddt bag holder if it stays below 160 tmrw lmao. Ask me if it was worth the .33 premium…
[+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Oh Tim Apple —- and your last earning call too.
[+5] u/Haikoe: No growth no profit
NO MEMORY CHIPS
GOOD BYE APPLE
[+5] u/Jealous-Fix5015: I thank myself for buying Sndk yesterday!!!
[+5] u/Skeezerman: Just 10 more days like that and we are BACK baby
[+5] u/Javardo69: warren buffet didnt knew it was Tim Cook last call and its selling like mofo after hours
[+5] u/Happylittle_tree: did tim aaple shit himself during earnings call or what
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: AAPL will let everyone else sink a trillion into figuring out scale and then they'll just step back in when it reasonable lol
[+5] u/GrandKnew: I read a study recently saying autistic people have the same compounds as psychedelic toads in their pee
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Bald people are NPCs
[+5] u/donefukupped: This whiplash market is exhausting
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: It is almost like the market is designed to trap and destroy bears.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: aight so bers gonna get double teamed by shrek and his twin brother tomorrow.
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Imagine losing all your money on puts right before the next 10-week face-ripping pump
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: MSFT + AMAZON + NVIDIA = MAGNIFICENT TRIO
MOOOOOON
[+5] u/markhamwasteman: RDDT don’t fuck me here
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Amazon results prove it boys: AI capex spending is already showing ROI. Also don’t forget: memory bears can eat my ass
[+5] u/Fickle-Gold6606: Holy moly earnings Amzn. Fuckkkkkkk
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Absolutely fantastic earnings from AMZN
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: MU 20% SNDK 30%
all it took was leopold to Leosold
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Jeff Amazon saves the US economy from Mark(cuckerburg) Meta’s bullshit yesterday who would had thought?
[+5] u/english_fool: Oh AMZN made 54 billion on their anthropic investment, WEN ANTRHOPIC IPO...
[+5] u/AdventurousFinish681: Farewell tim apple. You really created shareholder value
[+5] u/carcotasu081: If the whole Hormuz strait business is also fixed soon, the market will moon like never before with all this shreking
[+5] u/OrganicSong2660: Is this bullish for SNDK earnings
[+5] u/myjumboloanapp: K-bros not coming save to yall, saw a post of someone who spent 15 years saving for a 600K USD deposit for an apartment. Bought designer bags for his wife and watches for himself on the way up and boom lost it all. 15 yrs all gone. They ain’t even trying to pump they just wanna survive
[+5] u/Ltheman00: LEVERAGED TO THE TITS LETS GO. THE COMEBACK
[+5] u/vish_NZ: If the MAG7 can move like meme stocks, no one is truly safe.
CALLS
[+5] u/ramy_mousa: watch RDDT get to $208 tomorrow
[+5] u/travis0548: 50 shares of RDDT at 160 let's gooooooo
[+5] u/ap1618: Rumors of my demise were greatly overstated
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: With one earnings, msft made Apple's lack of growth and AI look like the stale pos that it is.
[+5] u/Operation_Neither: Moving MSFT profits into AAPL
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pudding599: My AAPL puts will definitely print
[+5] u/poopyplayer69: back to being less poor 🥰
[+5] u/vish_NZ: AAPL still having a better week than all the semi stocks.....
[+5] u/tessie_trades: why i chose AAPL Calls instead of Amazon,some regard here convinced me . anyways no more crying
[+5] u/Haikoe: If you are tempted to buy apple, don’t.
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Without a doubt, the most regarded trading week of the last 5 years
[+5] u/noobletato: It's the bald man market. First Satya and now Bezos
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Burry just had a giant green dildo shoved up his butt today
[+5] u/triggermeharderdaddy: RDDT announcing the incel rate has decreased slightly QOQ
[+5] u/dakdude: Time to get over-leveraged again?
[+5] u/Livid_Term_1767: Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!
[+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: If you rearrange "bear" and flip the "b" upsidedown, you get "rape" which is what happened to them. Calls
[+5] u/big-baller-47: RDDT diving for no reason wtf
[+5] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: i knew some random bullshit would happen that would slingshot QQQ 10% in a day
that's why i never sold
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Remember when you are using llms for investment advise it comes from Here or valueinvesting sub
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine listening to financial analysts
[+5] u/jonneh: **AAPL earnings**: Blockbluster quarter, huge beats!
**AAPL stock**: Fuck you (dumps)
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: apple selloff is good for qqq btw. all that money will go into ai
[+5] u/kenathen: semi is back. cloud is back. spy is all back
[+5] u/JaxIsBadDontPick__: Apple is the new microsoft INVERSE APPLE.
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: Technically AAPL could drop 20% and we’d be back to levels not seen since 35 days ago.. let’s try it
[+5] u/MaleficentPlate9104: That Leopold dude is an idiot!!! lol!!!
(I’ve been trading the same account with zero growth for 5 years)
[+5] u/welrope: To the highly regarded individual that mentioned soxl yesterday. Thank u.
[+5] u/mannycalls24: AAPL erasing AMZN making SPY perfectly flat as it should be
[+5] u/Daweism: I knew it should've bought mu or sndk calls, but I was too scared
[+5] u/Not_Made_by_Design: FUCK REDDIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
[+5] u/buhtpirate: 220 bill on capex from amzn but stock doesn't seem to gaf
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: Some regard lost their life savings on RDDT and will post their final goodbye on reddit lol
[+5] u/printstreamer: man rddt fucking crushed my balls
[+5] u/cantTankThisFox: Micron back at 900 in one day who the fuck expected that
[+5] u/justlosinmoney: Holy shit Apple chill I get it my calls are dead
[+5] u/Misaka9615: Goodbye apple. Bearish for months and I hope you guys listened. It only pumped as an anti ai safe haven.
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: hey, i've some bad news to share with you. avg. American IQ is below room temp
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Moves are fake ❌
Bers are fake ✅
[+5] u/not_a_cumguzzler: RDDT bagholders, wtf we doing tomorrow??!
[+5] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: The market can remain irrational longer than your wife's boyfriend can stay at your house
[+5] u/tuscanyg36: Heard some Leo dude got liquidated. Bro just could have bought the SPY 0dtes and would've lost less
[+5] u/Iknowyougotsole: Korean bbq, kimchi and soju on the menu tonight!! Kospi goin up 20%
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #exit liquidity lmao!
[+5] u/strip_club_dj: Just need about 4 more days like today and I'll be back.
[+5] u/NomSaneMan: Account up 20% today - heavy memory. Feels good man. Now only 10% more to recover ATH🤣
[+5] u/Sejare1: Vaping on my own legally grown dank ass weed, listening to music on my 5.1 system, watching my girlfriend wash the dishes in a thong dancing, whatever happens with my port sometimes you just gotta take it all in and be grateful 🥹
[+5] u/Samjabr: TIL the reason why I took a bath on BE was because King Leopold was forced into liquidating his position.
FML
[+5] u/MundaneExtension3195: Wait for Korea. Eat food, nicotine
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: I AM DEEP INSIDE AMZN RIGHT NOW
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Congrats bears who held their puts and survived the shakeout. The circuit breaker is still scheduled for tomorrow
[+5] u/Bluesquare9: If I don’t see a blinding flash of green light in 1 minute I swear to God
[+5] u/Clackamas_river: Oh yeah PUMP it Korea.
[+5] u/Sick0h: Nowwwwww, for the moment you’ve alllllll been waiting for….KOOOOOOOOOOREAAAAAAA
[+5] u/Red_Zone_Broly: So are semis and memory officially back now?
[+5] u/unikuenobody: Remember in college when yo broke ass open the fridge and find nothing and go sit down. Then you get up open it again, KNOWING DAMN WELL YE AIN'T put shit in there! I am doing that with my -99.999% portfolio.
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: holy fuck im so fucked
[+5] u/MaleficentPlate9104: MU 950 in HOOD’s overnight market is not a meme
[+5] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Are we reaching new highs? Always have been, we just needed to sacrifice one hedge fund first
[+5] u/donkeybray: We pump, Korea pumps.
Korea pumps, we pump.
Let's pump each other.
Pump pump.
[+5] u/visionarymind: Sigh, I can’t believe the entire market was dipping to bankrupt one kid who was winning bigly on regarded bets…I’m depressed, chat 😔
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Tim Apple really let this shit drop???
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: PLEASE GOD LET MANGO TACO TONIGHT, WE CAN HAVE THE MOTHER OF ALL PUMPS TOMORROW
[+5] u/FartPolluter: AMZN net debt and negative fcf.
"Revenue growth driven by AI buildout"
lol, k
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: RDDT bag holders where ya at
[+5] u/Steezy12: meta: bad numbers + good dau = down
reddit: good numbers + bad dau = down
fuck you
[+5] u/justpasingbai: oh boy amazon going over capex and monetization
[+5] u/FartPolluter: This earnings season has massively vindicated Burry. We might get a cope pump, it might be glorious but if Anthropic and OpenAI dont go from making a few billion to trillions in a couple years, the music stops.
Stay away from the looming Anthropic IPO is my only advice
[+5] u/prana_fish: Why the fuck were you retards so heavy into $RDDT? Just because you're on this forum so much?
[+5] u/ReplacementNo9418: PLEASE NVDA GO UP 5 BUCKS
I’LL SHAKE SUM AHH
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Memory def hitting ATH next week lmao. They’re gonna be printing money for a long while now. Cyclical deez nuts memory bears
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Will someone please think about the poor bers
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: TIM APPLE
EARNINGS CALL ASSASSIN
[+5] u/Yolopoloanimelover: The biggest bull run until NVDA earnings has started buckle up
[+5] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: AAPL, you were supposed to bring balance to the market, not destroy it!
[+5] u/legible_print: US to Korea:
Look at me. I am the market now.
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: A moment of silence for the regards that sold at the bottom
[+5] u/Samjabr: The question now is - do Koreans fk it all up.
[+5] u/brucekeller: That's pretty dope that MSFT keeps making shittier stuff, but instead of getting punished for it, because of our new bizarro post COVID QE/stimulus economy, all that matters is keeping the B2B AI cycle going.
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Citadel sniping a 4x leveraged hedge fund and causing a market dump. The state of things. FTC, you, uh, any bit functioning? No?
[+5] u/rampagepete: Step off that ledge lil Kor-boy everything is gonna be alright
[+5] u/l3ts_try_this_again_: So the recession is over?
[+5] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: If you have to lease your iPhone, buddy you're cooked.... Just give up and get Boost Mobile.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: "MU is barely up!" comments from this morning aged like milk left out in the hot summer sun
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Microns $90 off of $1000. Where’s everyone saying it was close to 0 yesterday?
[+5] u/thedarkpolitique: Fuck me it was bearish in here yesterday
[+5] u/Mission-Educator-697: Place your bets. Will koreans screw our rally?
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Yesterday I was ashamed of myself...today I'm a god amongst men. Tomorrow I will make a regarded play due to overconfidence and be back in the gutter
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Ofc Koreans are immediately dumping once premarket opened
[+5] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: too bullish yesterday was too bearish
[+5] u/dacalo: KOSPI futes up 8% wow
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: I’m gonna paaaaaaaaaamp
[+5] u/VauserVonShepherd: Holy, is sndk going to climb 50% in 2 days?
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Bers doubled down today in shambles
[+5] u/Altair82: moment of silence for yesterday's SPY put holders
y'all da real mvps
[+5] u/fish_: crazy that this whole semi crash was just to liquidate leopold. we are pumping for the next month now
[+5] u/lobsterspider: Remember guys, the best time to buy stocks is right after they pump 20%
[+5] u/dkc4001: I think ill wait until they pump 70% then take profits at -40% for maximum profits
[+5] u/ThatKarmaWhore: If you had calls that just hit big… Take. Your. Profits.
This has been a wild volatile market and you will find another entry.
[+5] u/wildcat1055: You name your fund "Situational Awareness" but can't read the room.
Your name is Leopold Asperger's.
It all checks out.
[+5] u/Shrimpf: Sold AMZN at 255.76, which is at least 5%+, which is already above what I'm allowing myself to grab conservatively, don't care if it rallies to 10% or 20%, Im happy I got my money and I stuck to my rules
[+5] u/TheMallard1: My 1.22444454567 shares of amazon 🚀
[+5] u/isospeedrix: My aapl 325ps won’t hit at this rate
[+5] u/Reasonable_Craft_630: apple bulls give me your best GUH
[+5] u/AffectionateFace5877: holy fuck sndk isnt stopping
[+5] u/0DTEKing: AAPL ER:
**Revenue:** **$109.4 Billion** (+16% YoY) vs. \~$108.9B expected
**Diluted EPS:** **$2.02** (+29% YoY) vs. \~$1.89 expected
**Gross Margin:** **50.1%** (includes \~2% point benefit from tariff refunds)
[+5] u/falling_knives: Amazon rockets, market goes up. Apple drops, market barely reacts. The market likes Bezos more.
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: Holy shit Tim Apple, you're saying all the right things. "SIGNIFICANT SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS".
[+5] u/awakening_brain: Wtf going with semis pumping AH?
[+5] u/Stack_Johnson: Apple getting set of fucking fire! Down 10%, but the Nasdaq isn’t down… 5T$ company down 10% and the Index doesn’t move? Weird
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Bro my whole port went up 50% today 😭
[+5] u/DrumpfTheBern: I sometimes think about how bears were saying the same thing about NVDA and GPU’s in 2023 when the AI boom started.
Here we are three years later: shit is still pumping and they’re mad that they’ve missed out on all the fun.
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: JP Morgan estimates 75% of all leveraged positions in Korea have been liquidated. Retail investors lost about $39 billion on leveraged ETFs alone. One in every 30 Korean adults received a margin call this month.
i wish to be a degen korean one day
[+5] u/wyudtix: Leopold our modern day Icarus 🪽
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: RIP anyone who picked up MU puts at close god damn 🪦
[+5] u/Ben_f157: And HERES team Korea!
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: S/o to the dude who said to grab aapl puts and qqq calls, fucking legend
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: Kospi up a measly 14.5%
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: So it was all about liquidating situational awareness....
[+5] u/3ebfan: Michael Burry is going to stress eat a strawberry tonight
[+5] u/Tillfatfire: Tim cock let’s see what u got
[+5] u/0DTEKing: AAPL fake dump, will pump after Conference Call
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: AAPL still think Siri is good enough to satisfy AI lmao
[+5] u/Kantmzk: The Reddit app is terrible and that is reason enough to be wary of investing in Reddit. Imagine being a moderator and spend so many hours working for a corporation for free.
[+5] u/Summerdaysengineer: LETS FUCKING GOOOO MU
[+5] u/Educational_List_390: Bought a AAPL 325P, sold it for 5$ profit and then bought a 317.5P. Fml
[+5] u/visionarymind: Dang, Tim didn’t wanna be outdone by Zuck for who could lose investors moar money in an ER 😮💨
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: OH SUPPLY RISK!? YA DON'T SAY? WHO COULDA SEEN THAT AS A PROBLEM?
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Sell your ass for $200 per 5-hour session at gay orgies. 4.5years should help you cover your losses completely
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: AAPL safe space from "capex bad" --> capex no longer bad --> have to reduce AAPL. doesnt matter what the results are
[+5] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Okay I lose money in aapl and I make money on amzn. I will take that
[+5] u/FireEjaculator: Bought 6x leveraged MU this morning. Is this how it begins?
[+5] u/ten7four: KOSPI has a chance to do the funniest thing tonight
[+5] u/BakasanaB: If Koreans don’t FOMO everything into those 5x leveraged single stock ETFs today then when?
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Im not asking alot. I just want someone to hold me and tell me memory holds overnight
[+5] u/whyshw: Shit posting about Reddit while using Reddit is next level shit posting
[+5] u/Laurensio_: Korean bros stop trolling pls
[+5] u/bulrfuc: C'mon bots dont lie. KOSPI is green. Now I want the Koreans to keep selling, but thats another matter.
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: Market doesn’t generally reward bers OR bols on back to back days
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bols got Knicks finals energy this week
[+5] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Crazy how we more excited for KOSPI action rather than our own market.
[+5] u/QueenAlicat: Nooo my putsssssss 😂
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Sell memory to hop on to SAAS
NGL, the thought did cross my mind yesterday but I crushed it right there
[+5] u/bears2broke: BULLS:
Rari n rovers
BEARS:
Card declines on McDonald’s
[+5] u/SaltyRiceCake90: and just like that ..i'm full port chips and memory again
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: LAST CHANCE TO ESCAPE THE PERMANENT UNDERCLASS FOR REAL THIS TIME
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: King Leopold the Retarded 👑
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Mine364: Semi recovery tomorrow.
Calling it now.
[+5] u/mikehoochie1234: Please for the love of god let this Amazon pump hold tomorrow
[+5] u/NewJuan01: They beat?!? DUMPN IT
[+5] u/spac420: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRROTATION IN TO TECH!!
[+5] u/noobletato: RDDT to the shadow realm
[+5] u/mmille24: RDDT communists deserve this.
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Apple is today’s sacrificial lamb, tomorrow will be another massive green day
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Aapl needs to dump like 25% to be a buy imo
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Will AMZN survive the earnings call? Can Tim Apple raise the stock from the grave on his?
[+15] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I just realized, this shit is drugs:
It's amazing how much better of a night I'm having than two nights ago, how much better my mood is, just bc some numbers are green instead of red lol
That's a problem
[+12] u/Hommachi: Nothing like having the market shrek when I go short... FML.
[+11] u/Clearsky_Beyond: It's terrifying when market crashes just to take out a single man.
[+11] u/tombrady011235: Leopold should be a mod
[+10] u/7fingersDeep: Let me see if I understand this.
TSLA - a car manufacturer - is pumping because it might merge with a rocket company that is also an AI and social media company?
And TSLA is discussing divesting their China car sales from the world’s largest EV market to make the merger happen?
This is all just a Elon wealth generator. Any analyst who is calling SPCX or TSLA a buy or even hold is fucking retarded.
[+10] u/mentalweapons: Kospi is up almost 17%. Holy fuck, how can an index be up that much in a day? What kind of degens are these Koreans?
[+9] u/ThatGuyDan123: Lmao at the people who panic sold or even worse chased shorts
[+9] u/Due-Cat-6065: July is supposed to be the most bullish month and there is 1 more day... let's make this happen :kek:
[+8] u/iSOBigD: So these Korean kock suckers had it in them to make the market go way up all along? It just took me buying puts on soxx and dram yesterday to turn things around?
Where was this when I had calls for 2 months?
[+8] u/OG_L0c: My dream job is no job
[+8] u/ManBearPig_1983: Liquidational Awareness 🫲🫱
[+7] u/No-Pressure2341: Everyone talking about Korea and whoever the fuck Leopold is, is one of the most annoying eras of this sub
[+7] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Memory bers in shambles jeezus
[+7] u/Historical-Half-5377: Quite a few top 1% commenters were nowhere to be found in the daily thread today LMAOOO 🤡
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: Why do bears even try????? LMAO
[+6] u/RadishAdditional9117: Looks like Memory is back on the Menu bois
[+6] u/BigSlick-AK: Korea +15%. Could you imagine if SPY did that?
[+6] u/KundaliniVibes: Sandisk up 40% in a day and a half
[+6] u/Majestic_Mention171: So are we going back to ATHs now
[+6] u/Special_Prior6179: Market dip, no buy, market go up, why didn’t I buy, now I can’t buy and must wait for market go down again 🗿
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears in absolute shambles
Bulls sucking Sydney Sweeney titties
[+6] u/cinciNattyLight: Mag 7 musical chairs, they take turns shitting the bed
[+6] u/Micahftww: We think SPY's got another +1.5% day tomorrow?
[+6] u/Elidan123: No way this ends well, right? Lollll
[+6] u/EnginrA: I guess puts at close weren’t the move
[+6] u/diff_engine: Imagine being told that AI models have solved multiple frontier maths problems and still not realising there’s a lotta money in this shit
[+6] u/outofalignment: Damn where is guy who said he put 82k on Amazon puts.
[+6] u/theineffablebob: largest single day gain in KOSPI history lol
[+6] u/Status-Net2947: Tim Apple literally looks like a cuck. Who buys a stock of a cuck?
[+6] u/Typingtext: QQQ calls are saved, thanks MU
[+6] u/Background_Tie6864: Sad about RDDT earnings
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: OH MY GOD I KNEW THEY WOULD PUMP BIG BUT 16% OF THE ENTIRE MARKET?????? Holy cow man that’s absolutely nuts.
[+5] u/cinciNattyLight: NVDA will crush it this time.
[+5] u/DrSeuss1020: How the fuck did RDDT selll off on those results plus raised guidance lol
[+5] u/domki366: AAPL beats. Shits all over the floor anyway. Fuck me
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: RDDT getting pumbled in AH is ridiculous, this market is retarded. Oh you only beat expectations by 2x, fuck you we wanted 3x
[+5] u/CharacterSell4054: Some people owe MSFT an apology?
[+5] u/_rockthemike: The street 100% fucked Leo. Knew he was getting margin called and sold that shit hard to force him into liquidation. Then boom his shit is scooped for cheap and what do you know, rocket ship. Think they’re gonna blow out their newly acquired port at discounted prices? Doubt
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: No man is born a ghey ber, it's a choice they make and live by
[+5] u/Good_Application6245: what a great day now im only down 25%
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: WHO the hell buys the apple stock while not thinking that they are not innovative at all?!?
[+5] u/sovinder: Stage is set for the Koreans, tonight they either put down the rope or kick the chair out
[+5] u/Educational_Party270: I finally beat the market today and I'm moving back to index fund. No more gambling ✌️😭
[+5] u/sleepygarner: Need this to pump harder.
[+5] u/diefy7321: Buh bye chiner! 👋 lmfaooooo
[+5] u/Pretty_Dragonfly_716: Man it’s going to be crazy tomorrow, so many strikes just got blown through on the options chain
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: Why can’t QQQ have a 10% up day
[+5] u/LakeShowForLife24: How quickly sentiment can change. And we all know they’re gonna cook the next inflation report and not hike in September. Market is gonna roar
[+5] u/-user222: everything mooning and we didn’t even need a tweet from taco
[+5] u/Hot-Performancy: So that’s it? Sandisk and Mu back to ATH?
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: Hamas surrendered….this fucker might not be done pumping
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Oh my goodness these Koreans have pumped up to 17% and they still havent even gotten back to monday yet 😂
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Hey nerd who's actually listening to the conference call... Why AMZN spike?
[+5] u/CD274: Oh, Kospi futures have been stuck at +8 all day because circuit breaker?
[+5] u/VariationAgreeable29: AAPL gonna be jussst fine
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Has AAPL ever had a -8% move?
[+5] u/Formal_Economist7342: Is that dumb fuck jassy talking. Please stfu and let it move up.
[+5] u/Pascal030: can goog get some of shrek too pls. I'm ok with the cuck chair
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: Time to throw away McDonald's application . market recovered
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: I traded $SNDK intraday for 3 days with a fullport and mofo kept falling and falling and I stopped after losing 30% of my port.
If I started a day late and traded for 3 days I would've caught today's pump.
FUCK my luck.
[+5] u/Such_Coin: Wsb's yesterday- memory is dead! You're a bag holder for life!
MU- "Hold my beer"
[+5] u/brute-forced: You AI hating 🤡s do not deserve these gains
[+5] u/Common_Ad_3059: Sndk going back to 2000 for earrings right?
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: I feel gay for buying PUT insurance yesterday and today. Eating into my calls profit. Now I can only get two hookers and not three.
[+5] u/ResearcherSad9357: Obviously a fake short covering rally, complete w/ fake Shitla pump cherry on top, classic.
[+5] u/Lettsgobaby: Need 10 bagger within a month
[+5] u/KundaliniVibes: Sandisk so far today trading in the $980-$1430 range. Healthy.
[+5] u/FuckedUpImagery: In all seriousness ken vs. leopold is why we had all this crazy price action. We really are drops in an ocean lmao.
I also wonder how hard leo is screaming his head off and cussing out ken in his penthouse right now. Probably thinking of so many revenge fantasies.
[+5] u/Alithebest1__: U guys see rklb u think we can hit 110 by Nov or Dec ?
[+15] u/ReasonableArcher2030: https://preview.redd.it/k5cfplvl1hgh1.png?width=1609&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f45d51d9c892118ac69a267cef1d8e35cc724ee
[+13] u/Amsnyc007: Citadel is coming for your 2.75 shares of Sandisk 🫵
[+12] u/snatchdaddy69: Alright, are we back to being pissed at the Koreans?
[+12] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: de-leverage is complete
now we re-leverage
[+11] u/UseAndAbuseMePappi: No fucking surprise that tomorow will be a red day.
[+9] u/jdfan51: Who thinks we finna give up all the gains today by monday
[+9] u/Totallynotfakenews: I miss the 15,000 word DD posts that were wrong 98% of the time
[+9] u/Dragonlvr420: you can just say tomorrow
[+8] u/OrdinaryReasonable63: So the point of all this mayhem this week was just to put one autistic retard out of business? 🤔
[+7] u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI: THE KOREANS ARE FIGHTING BACK!!!!
[+7] u/BagholderForLyfe: Leopold saved all bulls today
[+7] u/DivisticaI: Anddd were back to pumping
[+7] u/october_5: https://preview.redd.it/zrxk4r8u3hgh1.png?width=1198&format=png&auto=webp&s=c29c3cef2f75a29ad9f4a69fdffb18d2fa482e3f
[+7] u/AshingiiAshuaa: Are you pansies whinging about the kospi giving back 2% of its 13% pop today?
[+7] u/Emotional_Option_367: I didn't want to sleep peacefully anyways
[+7] u/VolcanicCupid69: BER’s shall exist no more
[+7] u/Infamous_Ad3866: You guys know what made me the happinest knowing **that semi was down only due to citadel shorting and will recover while spacex was down due to being a shit company and will keep going down.**
[+7] u/Fernyfern7: Colgate announcing AI toothpaste tommorow in their guidance
[+7] u/jdfan51: The funniest part about all this is Leopold was supposed to get married this week
[+6] u/Demselflyed: Everything is up except RDDT because that's the only one I bought calls on
[+6] u/GneissFrog: all eyes on the Islamic Republic of Japan, only a few hours until we find out whether Yen sellers calling BoJs bluff score big or will the widowmaker live up to its name yet again
[+6] u/gregot76: would be funny if kospi went flat
[+6] u/jdfan51: I don’t think the Koreans use enough leverage
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: Got a call from my old boss, he asked if I wanted to come work for him elsewhere. That’s a real good feeling that I wasn’t expecting today
[+6] u/notalkingplz: The next trading day is going to be very interesting
[+6] u/Dizzy-Blacksmith8837: Brutal market right now.
Month-end flows, squeeze potential, sentiment, ETF momentum, headlines — we're getting whipsawed by all of that way more than by whether these stocks are actually cheap or expensive.
Trying to call short-term direction feels basically impossible at this point.
[+6] u/FLRugDealer: Baseball is the dumbest shit ever
[+6] u/trumpdiego: back in my day, ripping in both directions meant the VIX would go up, not down
[+6] u/marrful: Randomly sold all my shares (7) of QQQ on 6/24 @720.96 and bought them back yesterday @678. Who wants to join my firm
[+6] u/PROMlSED: Maybe I’m regarded but I don’t think it’s normal for my 401k to be up 8% today
[+6] u/liikenneaksioma: AAPL dying means datacenters on Mars and MU powered sex robots are back on the table
[+6] u/MakeMoneygreatagain: a minute of silence for my American and Korean retail investor who lost everything in the past month, it is truly brutal that they would have recovered some if they were not fully leveraged.
[+6] u/Em-G: okay SPY you can hold these overnight gains for tomorrow
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: The world is simply a collective action problem and we will never solve any of the big issues, and if we do it will either be by accident or because it aligns with corporate interests
There. I. Said it.
[+6] u/andytobbles: FOMO pump on AMD next week into earnings. Earnings cause +10% move up just like intel
TLDR AMD TO 700
[+6] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: They say that about us.
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Me too buddy. Me too.
[+5] u/orcassharks: Too bullish here. We’re gonna be rug pulled after open. Sell in morning.
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Rip tim bozo, still 10% down more to go before acceptable price
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: If AMZN could go to 270 tomorrow, that would be really neat.
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/gayforgoblin (1W - 2L, 33%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **AMZN** ▲ | $227.41 → $250.00 | +9.9% | 9h 36m | Won |
[+5] u/stock_dude9: Damn Apple off a cliff, headed for delisting!
[+5] u/PuzzleheadedCycle744: new charging port with all new china made cords that last 2 weeks before fraying
[+5] u/wattap: ken griffin for prison
[+5] u/the-Property_Manager: Short spacex, long AMD & Broadcom, thank me later
[+5] u/bshaman1993: This is the easiest bull market ever. Just blindly buy on red days. Retire with a lambo
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Nah the amount of money Citadel made just from taking over Leopold's fund
[+5] u/Few_Entertainer_5523: Fuckin should’ve bought Amazon 1dte instead of Apple
[+5] u/SVXYstinks: Damn they’re still ramping
[+5] u/bzl33: if aapl could cheat earnings with an anthropic stake, they'd be up 5%+
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Ber the type of fella to call his son 'his favorite little mistake' unironically
[+5] u/Glittering_Attitude3: Rddt -13%, well well well fellow employees
[+5] u/doritodeathstar: I assume this is the most popular finance sub because of the quality of the advice. Can't wait to get started!
[+5] u/Dizzy-Monk-: Michael Burry in shambles
[+5] u/glizzler: This is pure insanity, this is like keeping the party going while the house burns down around you.
[+5] u/Emotional_Option_367: Koreans cant hold anything in their soft downy hands
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: fauci declining the margin call on advice of council probably saved him yesterday
[+5] u/Bromine_Bro35: “No, leopold i dont want your money, I want something else”
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: this thing is gonna have to drop so god damn far for me to make any of my money back LOL
I am FUCKED
[+5] u/scroll_patrol_: Amazon +9% post market
[+5] u/OkBeginning9576: NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE BULL
COULDNT MAKE IT AS A POOR BEAR STEALING
[+5] u/nolanjp: So semi and neo cloud stocks recovered half of the red in a day and I'm meant to believe this is normal?
[+15] u/NotRllytho: Imagine Citadel destroying Korea just to get a better entry.
[+12] u/AwkwardObjective5360: Because it was WAY oversold!
[+11] u/pussinbuuts: If all the speculation about the selling for the past month is true then nothing is real anymore
They control the price and just throw whatever narrative that fits the price
When they want the price to go down it goes down no matter how good the earnings (Narrative: Google down because negative FCF despite fastest cloud growth)
Now Amazon with same shitty negative FCF is up because they can let the market go up because the guy they were targeting got liquidated (narrative: Amazon up because cloud growing at fastest rate in years)
[+10] u/ilikemgs: Retail employees :
How are your customers doing? People going through my line are on really hard times. So many sad and stressed people. There are of course others spending money without a care because they’re well off. But I have some people who truly are struggling. I work in a very high cost of living city, and man some people are struggling and it fucks with my head.
I’m so lucky, I have paid for people’s groceries a few times this week. Part of me thinks their consuming habits are to blame, but I’m seeing 60-70 year olds struggling to pay, then struggle to lift their groceries makes me almost tear up.
Fuck man.
[+10] u/buffalowangy: I’m a bear I have calls on SQQQ good luck everyone
[+10] u/Joey-Cap: Turn all notifications off and just stare at the minute candle
[+9] u/Zealousideal_Wall627: Dude how the fuck does nbis just swing 30% back and forth day by day.
The premiums on the options are fucking absurd.
You can sell a jan2027 atm put for $6k on $20k worth of stock. Jesus
[+9] u/Useful_Donut6789: leopold had 4x leverage. even tho he had low cost basis before the memory run up, he added basically at the top and blew it all up thats nuts
[+9] u/BoomerSharkBoy: What a relief to see KOSPI green
[+9] u/Hellmale: Futures are not moving at all
[+9] u/DNAPCRMASTER: Back in the MF USA after spending 2 months with the europoors..AC is a absolute must
[+8] u/Standard_Tea8250: Surely noone takes profit before the weekend tomorrow right
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: So many shit stock with no revenue moones today.
We're so back baby!!!!
[+7] u/papi6942069: Tomorrow might be green as fuck
[+7] u/TheRealArmament: How come nobody ever posts losses on days like today when half the sub is full of gay bers
[+7] u/deandotcom: Memory back on the menu I guess.
[+7] u/bootsupondesk: What do you think Will Smith is up to?
[+7] u/IndividualNo7155: Bull market is back. I hope you bears had a fun week ❤️ go back to your caves now
[+7] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: degen koreans are taking out margin today for the dead cat bounce
[+6] u/GoProVI: Today was beautiful. I’m very scared about tomorrow…
[+6] u/Massander: NORMAL MARKET ALERT: This market is extremely normal and predictable
[+6] u/NapNapNapNap: You know what this means! Buy more DRAM!
[+6] u/thai_sticky: Shoju for everyone today baby. Gangnam style
[+6] u/kemar7856: Everything costs too much 😞
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: Gentle reminder: What happened to Koreans can also happen to us. Don’t let greed devours you and learn to take your profits
[+6] u/Chlo-Motion: CITADEL to Leopold 2 days ago: "*Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now, It's fucking over"*
CITADEL yesterday: *"Thank you for selling...to us"*
[+6] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Bears will be in more pain tomorrow
[+6] u/TntFireball22: Breaking News:
Man who shorted $MU
Turns out to be gey
[+6] u/I-N00b-hi: Market manipulation to get cheap stocks, feel bad for OpenAI hedge fund manager who got squeezed by bigger fish
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: I don't know how to trade this market that can go in either direction without warning
[+5] u/Hot-Measurement-119: my NVDA calls making me look smart
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: 1 hr ago: TSLA executives are reportedly preparing for a potential separation of the company’s China business ahead of a possible merger with $SPCX SpaceX.
Advisers are evaluating options including a spinoff, sale, or factory closure as the merger seeks to address conflicts tied to SpaceX’s defense contractor status.
[+5] u/Ok_Rent5670: RDDT forward PE is in the high 20s now lol.
Wallstreet doesn’t buy the growth story. Tough
[+5] u/BearRawarr: Sold my Apple Puts, crying rn.
[+5] u/maxpax43: We never should have given Korea a stock market
[+5] u/calvin_tam: Ok got it out of your system? Let's resume the pump
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Always find it crazy that every random pump like msft earnings beat, somebody is always holding 100s of thousands in calls
That means people lose as much most of the time. Wild!
[+5] u/shmito17: ORCL will break 22EMA and fly.
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: Reddit - eating shit.
Apple - eating shit.
Amazon - flying to the moon.
Coinbase - eating shit.
Rivian - meh.
[+5] u/MarginOfSanity: 745 spy by Korea open
[+5] u/user365735: Did anyone say thank you to our boy
Leopold Aschenbrenner for taking one for the team?
[+9] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴
[+9] u/LarryStink: The sooner you learn the market doesnt operate on fundamentals or economic views and solely on flows of options and MM hedging constraints the less pain and confusion you will undergo. Options are the tail that wags the dog. Options move the price. Particularly what the MM positioning is and understanding how their constraints will move price. They are price makers and their hedging requirements far surpass any other buyer or seller of the underlying.
[+8] u/pumpkin1986: We’re goin up up up it’s our moment
[+8] u/MeYouThemEveryone: Everyone: “It’s over, nice work KOSPI the global market is saved” up 20% today
Me: *zooms out* KOSPI down 36% for the month. 👀
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Are you regards trying to tell me that this market selloff wasn’t bc of the war or the Koreans but was caused by an American boy named Leo 🤯
# LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+7] u/Patient-District-199: Please turn on easy mode for me
[+7] u/Mental-Revenue-4213: I’m not gay no more I AM DELIVERT
[+7] u/captain_casino: Every time i see the name Leopold I think of Butters from South Park
[+7] u/Professional-Hat8763: Have you ever considered that you might be a quarter brain retard?
[+7] u/caliwillbemine: Spy goes up 1.5%
KOSPI goes up 14%
Then spy goes up 1.5% tomorrow
Repeat until heat death of the universe.
[+5] u/Emergency_Code_5525: AAPL only down 2% yeah this is green in an hour
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Glad I didn't hedge this time. I've learned not to hedge; there's no time to react, or if I do react, it's early with minimal gain. Just manage the initial risk of the play.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Apple can honestly still come back up by the end of the earnings call if they say some magic words like "100b in buybacks"
[+5] u/1foxyboi: How do I invest in anime girls
[+5] u/Xtal_D: Today was great for me financially, but I went from considering full porting my short-term savings into DRAM last night to trying to figure out exactly how and on what kind of timeline to short this shitshow. A healthy market shouldn't behave like this.
[+5] u/Frequent-Nature-630: They call them memory stocks because we will never forget this volatility
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Bol, ber, or theta fuckwad…we can all agree on this simple truth: >!Leopoldo Aspergio got bigly fucked 😂!<
[+5] u/YoDooley: I’m up $90k for the month. Maybe I should just stop for the year
[+5] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: You ready for +$1500 tomorrow?
[+5] u/issurvey: Survival is all that matters in this game. On a long enough time period, you should just be able to survive. It doesn't matter if you made a mistake but as long as your mistake is not bad enough to wipe you out, you have done everything right.
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: LEO PUNKED US ALL
ANYWAYS, WE ARE SOOOOOO BACK
BYE ~~FELICIA~~ LEO
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Better not show up tomorrow bers
[+5] u/MartianInvestor: Screenshot this.
We pump into 750 tomorrow…we go ALL IN on the war in Iran now that we have “peace” in Gaza.
Building the fucking Monday liquidity 😭
[+5] u/MelonBeefChop: Crazy ass pump. Thanks Leopold for your sacrifice 🫡
[+5] u/RuleSafe6767: Aapl.. Just back to Friday's price.
[+5] u/Drchubbypanda: # Can somebody get these Bers out of here!
[+17] u/AgitatedJump8459: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO! AND INVITE THE KOREANS TO MY ROOFTOP PARTY 🫵
[+13] u/Life-Industry-1131: A bug the size of my fucking hand got into my apartment. Waterbug / cockroach looking mf
Gf handed me her slipper at first, I held it for a minute and asked her to search the arsenal cuz that tool was too small for this thing!!!!
She comes out with a ream of printer paper, and I oneshoted the thing with it. She’s calling me a hero now, might get some action later.
[+13] u/ismebbb: Pump is so strong even SpaceX is green LMAO
[+12] u/AgitatedJump8459: Throwing a rooftop party in New York and flying out 10 Korean degens if MU hits 1100 today.
Write me for the address.
[+9] u/RegardedJensen: Whew that was a rough 24 hour bear market ehh fellas
[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I got the white hairs in my beard bros, it's over for me. Fullporting coca cola tomorrow
[+8] u/cryptohorn: King Leopold of Belgium 🇧🇪
[+8] u/ebitdasga: Does anyone remember bbai?
[+8] u/Captain_TuckFard: SPY is going to pump back up to $760 I guess
[+8] u/dune2350: Guys, remember. This time, diamond hands only! No profit taking. You won't regret it.
[+8] u/Space_Miner6: We may never see a red day again.
[+7] u/FireInTheRing: A $1 trillion company is up 40% in 2 days
Do you know how insane that is
[+7] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: I feel like options or any risky play in general are actually worse over time with experience because you always end up overthinking it all
[+7] u/Bravadette: Satan rewards the patient. Held a 2 week call through that entire mess.
[+7] u/GeneralWartHogWash: So all these selling was all for nothing?
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: No it was to shake out the Leopolds
[+7] u/Regular_Screen_5189: https://preview.redd.it/wwtv2nxq2igh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17d99cc7ec2d5fef62cf9f205eee18e27baa72d3
Apple calls tmr
[+7] u/DipSniper69: Memory and Semi's can't litterly have a normal trading day. it's a insane retarded pump or a cliffdive. No in between. LMFAO
[+7] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Imagine selling memory on that dip 💀
[+7] u/PhotonicsIsFried: From all the calls I could have opened. I opened apple
[+7] u/Mud_Hat41: Are bers extinct now? Market only go up?
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: MSFT straight up revived bulls
[+6] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/rep0vmh9ghgh1.png?width=1393&format=png&auto=webp&s=3424b0cfdfe201061d92939cd15eff6dc8035245
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Perspective- substitute teachers in my area make like 100-150 a day dealing with shit I could not even imagine so even scalping a few hundred on our phones is pretty dope
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: "He should have taken profits" Yeah sure .
[+5] u/kairepaire: Wow, so the dump basically didnt even happen
[+5] u/touuuuhhhny: RDDT guh'd but can't say why. Their business is going fantastic and runway is massive.
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: wow the ai market is rallying, let me see how much GOOG is up by
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Holy amzn is still going
[+14] u/OneLongjumping5743: remember when i said if god got me out of this mess ill stick to VTI and never touch single stocks again? i lied im gonna be rich
[+13] u/UsernameTaken_123: Memory up 350% in a year: 'pls dip so I can buy😭'
Memory dips: 'LOL I aint buying that shit 😎'
[+11] u/ForCrying0utLoud: Wow. SK Hynix just hit it's limit up price at +30% and trading is halted for the rest of the day. I have never seen anything like this before. o.O
[+10] u/Juntae_: It’s funny to see the bears just as delusional near the historical drawdown lows as the bulls are at all time highs
[+9] u/5uNmk: Ai is not a bubble, Mom!
[+8] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Dude this market is the tits again. I just wanna ride around and do hood rat shit with my friends…
[+8] u/Low_Technician9179: In a world of deception, corruption, manipulation; the financial markets are the only true thing left
[+8] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Sk hynix going for 50% in single day
[+8] u/Joohansson: Kospi up 18% in a single day (Hynix 30%, Samsung 27%). It's the largest gain in history with a previous record of 12% during the 2008 financial crisis.
[+7] u/NoBlock3917: Should I load up on MU and the other big players? Seeing as they are down so much from ath?
[+7] u/AshamedImagination50: When you learn dram might be more diversified than kospi :)
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: OF ALL THE STOCKS I COULDVE BOUGHT ON MARGIN, I BOUGHT ORACLE CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/robmafia: kospi is more volatile than meme stocks.
[+7] u/CrabKates: This market is too emotional. I’m sticking to 60/40 FSKAX/FTIHX. I guess I finally realized I have a gambling addiction. Best of luck to you all.
[+7] u/bookjun: holy shit MU gonna open at ATH at this rate
[+7] u/A55BAG: KOSPI up +18% on a one day has to be a record 🤣
And still somehow negative gains this week**..**
[+6] u/liuqiu_rangers: Dear Americans,
Can we trust you to pump again after Korea closes so that we can keep the greenjerk going on into next week?
[+6] u/technologyready14: The market has misinterpreted RDDT earnings so far. 96% of the world's population and 74% of global GDP are outside the US (and both percentages are rising). Reddit is growing that giant market at 28% a year, which doubles every 2.8 years.
International users will also create content that draws more US users.
Reddit is one of the strongest companies in the market. No capex, no debt. Only memory companies have comparable EPS growth.
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Imagine not owning memory stocks and getting margin called instead 😂
[+6] u/SolomonKings7: MEGA PUMP FRIDAY INCOMING!
[+6] u/Artifexx: Should have an ETF for these 30
[+6] u/RonBlake: Uhh but wait I thought it was bc of freakin crazy ass degen Korean gamblers 😎🤪, but you’re saying institutional players were involved? Huh?
[+6] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: I remember when I was drunk, and slipped on some ice in winter and went into a ditch. Cops pushed me out while I drove the car out. Miss those days.
Don't drink and drive kids
[+6] u/Weak-Equal-9084: I was bear like one-two year ago for a month. It was my biggest mistake in my life. Now iam a proud bull
[+6] u/Routine-Shoulder5785: what’s kioxia report
[+6] u/kevbot234: Wow my puts are gone be dust by morning what a bad idea all I’m seeing is good news left and right
[+5] u/ThekidHache: It’ll be trading at $1,200 before the end of August
[+5] u/Young-faithful: Ha ha yes.. AAPL you go back to 200s where you belong
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Leopold died so we might live.
[+5] u/ChampagnePapi-: why aren't futes 2%+ right now
[+5] u/jason8585: DRAM crew ready for a -10% day tomorrow?
[+5] u/LetsBeTheBest: Hope y'all got the AC working. The markets pretty hot right now
[+5] u/postachioo: Rip to all my memory bros that sold yesterday
[+5] u/Blackhawk149: Told Yall Apple bulls this would happen
[+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: Guys stop lying. I know you’re still in the red with memory
[+16] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Oh no Kioxia made 99 BILLION instead of 99.3 BILLION, imma make algos sell everything now!
- Dumbass anaylsts
[+13] u/redbloodedruski: I didn't even know wtf KOSPI was a week ago now they got me following this thing like my life depends on it
[+11] u/LeftBullTesty: Bers think this dump means anything lol.
your puts are about to get fucked here
[+11] u/0biWanChernobyl: imaging being a bear right now LMAO
[+10] u/zephyrs85: The KOSPI is so back
[+8] u/Regenbooggeit: Even if you can outsmart the market, you simply won’t have the capital to hold on long enough. Ask our friendly retard Leopold DiCaprio.
[+8] u/SaranghaeSarah: We pumping tomorrow? Oh yeah
[+8] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: I have a bad feeling about this
[+7] u/PyloPower: Leopold shows if we keep gambling hard enough we too can run a 50 billion hedge fund
[+7] u/FuckleUp: Citadel pimped a rate hike following day QQQ is up 4%
[+6] u/Axt275: The fact that SNDK is still 40% down from ATH after 26% yesterday and 8% premarket is crazy
[+6] u/teh_herper: Low volume market manipulation is easy
[+6] u/3brcuse: IGBBMN if u think real rebounds happen this quickly. just from the institutional pov, they want markets to chop near the bottom for months so they can absorb shares quietly bc they control so much capital, saw this w/ SMH July 2024 to April 2025. today’s run makes no sense from that timing perspective. it’s also being justified by that retarded Citadel vs Leopold narrative which is a red flag already, how it became such a big deal and the first report’s source was “according to people familiar with the situation”
i have calls btw but only bc i think hunting rebound FOMO needs 2-3 days to trap everybody. rug pull on Monday orTuesday imo
[+6] u/KnownButton8327: “situational awareness”
almost as good as Bernie “Madoff”
[+6] u/cashflow_: Been whisky free for a month now. Don’t feel or look any better. Just bored and sad
[+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: The next day Leopold got liquidated, SMH +9.92%.
I feel that the wall street had all these tantrums during past few weeks just to f\*ck this one guy.
[+6] u/A-Money-Lover: Im no bear but shit going up 20-30% like that just causes more concern. Like i expected 5% at most last night 🤣Dont let your guards down and stay humble dudettes
[+6] u/smellyfingernail: saw a tall skinny german guy at the dumpsters behind the wendys where I usually hang out, he called himself leopard or something
[+6] u/Possible-Mobile-6309: Hey bots, nothing is down. Nothing is trending down. Stfu.
[+5] u/taiyab-raja: All the bears came out of hibernation only to get shrek’d soon after.
[+5] u/TheGoodBunny: My MSFT LEAPS I bought a couple of months ago, after this bumper spike, are now only down 25% 😢
[+5] u/anerdknownaswill: Rddt crushes expectations and it’s down 10%. Someone explain
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: Whoever shorted mu and nbis yesterday and didn't close the position must be shitting their pants
[+5] u/curling_rocks: stocks aren't ever going down again right?
[+5] u/gnanwahs: the BOJ decided to hold rates, so fucking stupid 😂😂
[+5] u/jackperitas: REMEMBER!
HOOD NEVER FAILS TO FAIL
[+5] u/Live-Improvement3169: Not enough ppl talking about RIVN, the next $1T stock...
[+5] u/-Voyag3r-: LEVERAGE. LEVERAGE YOURSELF TO THE TITS
[+5] u/jarMburger: My AMZN print, but AAPL poop. All in all, a good earning day
[+5] u/drkgla: Tim apple you can do it.
[+5] u/Annabellpeaksxx: Everyone made money today right!?
[+15] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: I don’t trust a single fucking headline, a single stock move, none of it
This is full blown corruption and we’re the retards trying to fight for scraps
None of this shit makes any sense. I know it normally doesn’t. But this just feels broken.
[+14] u/Rizocon1: Leopold got liquidated? Pump it
[+13] u/Any_Influence_8305: Can't believe I almost got trolled into believing stocks don't go up forever
[+11] u/xSpectre_iD: Jesus Christ dude I buy a handful of puts and the market COMPLETELY reverses
[+11] u/bringbackcayde7: the price drop before was not because of stock performance, but institutions forcing liquidation of leveraged positions.
[+10] u/Different_Being368: So all this selling was because of some overleveraged kpop fans and one authistic guy with too much money? Bruh this reality 😂
[+10] u/Benromaniac: So I feed crows…
Three generations from one family to be exact. There’s another family that I used to feed, but they’re in another territory and it’s a lot of work and dedication to feed two families of crows consistently.
That family I visit a few times a year. They still recognize me.
The crows I don’t tease them or train them in an attempt to hand feed them. I just find them, call them, or they find me and I feed them. One of them will eat a little of my offerings and then perch near me, just to hang out it seems. They all have their own personalities.
Thing is I’m always changing the feeding spot. To avoid hawks, people, seagulls. It can be tedious, but most I do the moving around to give them a safe space to eat while trying to maintain discretion from the public.
My dream is to build or buy a two story house with a flat top roof balcony, build various perch systems, and feed them up there. They love water. They like to dip all of their food in water. So that would be a cool addition to feed them both food and water, cause right now it’s only food. One time during a really hot period of summer I made them popsicles. They really enjoyed that.
[+9] u/Aware-Pea-9971: Is it a coincidence that stocks are starting to rise the day after Leopold's fund got sold to Citadel? I find it really interesting.
[+9] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: You can feel the fomo again. No more dump for a while
[+9] u/Ok_Philosopher841: All the panic sellers panic buying now 🤣🤣🤣
[+9] u/xeemyy: One lesson I learned here is to never sell at a loss. Rags or riches, selling when red is for pussies. They can try and liquidate me idgaf
[+8] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: I have a feeling we’re going to take off today
[+8] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Bears at night be like "please god if you can hear me, start another war and keep the strait of hormuz closed so I can make $20 on my put"
[+7] u/Trade-Architect: So this is what it feels like to be a memory bull
[+7] u/nerozz_00: Nvda bby girl go higher my love
[+7] u/AdPrestigious4755: Semi back to sucking the life out of saas
[+7] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Only pussies sell memory stocks
\- Warren Buffett
[+7] u/Necessary_Relief_126: If you're not leveraging your house and children to pump memory stocks, your life is meaningless
[+7] u/DingyWingyBopper: Bears gonna need their anoos reupholstered after this
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: I love all of you magnificient regards
[+7] u/SpunkySprinkle: You know, I never bought into the whole vague “market makers control everything” excuse all the time… until this week watching the Citadel vs Situational Awareness saga play out.
Now I understand. Now I believe.
[+7] u/DrElkSnout: I don't think people realize what's going on big picture. The United States has to win the AI race. It's not an option to fall behind China. You can argue all you want about who is winning right now, but the race is still on, and that is the important part. We had a correction the past few months. Rates have been held. Now money will flow again to the companies that people THINK might own the future. People are obsessed with capex but forget that the winners of that game long term will literally rule the world, and it's a world people will not want to miss out on.
Calls. They're going to re-inflate the bubble again before the big 'burst' everyone is waiting for. We simply don't have the catalyst for a COVID style crash right now. The only thing I can think of that might shock the system would be Private Credit right now, but those losses aren't affecting much and the recent drawdown will convince people all is well when nothing happens. Yeah, second part of blowing this big ass bubble is coming.
[+7] u/xeemyy: I wonder if you guys are real at all
Then I see the retarded shit that’s posted and I’m convinced only humans can manufacture that
[+7] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: KIOXIA earnings in 1hr & SNDK earnings next week also. We are just getting started.
[+6] u/SarchFN: NVDA going to pump next month, load up while you can
[+6] u/kananishino: Losing $3000, meh. Spending $10 on popcorn, fuck this shit.
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: as a bear :(, I don't think we'll ever see a bear market in this lifetime
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Every mag7 is exploding up after earnings except googl
I don't even going to acknowledge meta cus they are too shit to even be mentioned in the same sentence