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[+41] u/hotCupADank: everything will be green tomorrow except for your exact positions
[+28] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: ONLY GOOGL TO BE PUNISHED FOR CAPEX
[+27] u/AkeyBreaky3: https://preview.redd.it/umoad6mqc1fh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16029472e0e4f7de13b5a8796e9f7cadb03a6f2a
[+23] u/purub123: INTEL $INTC JUST REPORTED Q2 EARNINGS
\- Revenue: $16.13B vs $14.42B est 🟢
\- Adjusted EPS: $0.42 vs $0.21 est 🟢
\- Non-GAAP gross margin: 41.8% vs 38.76% est 🟢
Q3 guidance:
\- Revenue: $15.8B-$16.8B vs $15.10B est 🟢
\- Adjusted EPS: $0.38 vs $0.27 est 🟢
CFO David Zinsner says 2026 capex is going from $18B to $20B, with 2027 capex "to be up meaningfully"
[+22] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: Has intel ever referenced nana on the earnings call? i feel they owe it to her
[+18] u/violet_evergarden8: I FUCKING HATE THIS TIMELINE
[+16] u/nordik1: MU $1000 time
gonna rip from there
[+16] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I swear to god if we get a “peace deal” I’m fucked.
[+15] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/l4h5f53jc1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec9e947d17fc9b32830203e297c39986f0a7fc9
[+13] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Boy MU +19.8% tomorrow looks like after intel earnings 🤌
[+13] u/DipSniper69: Everyone bullish on Google.
Google absolutely shits the bed.
Everybody bearish in Intel.
Intel goes interstellar.
LMFAO i love this sub
[+12] u/natebro142: You’re telling me a gorilla being shot caused all this?
[+12] u/ramiN00dles: Such a shame for INTC to go up 13% in AH just for it to open down 13% tomorrow morning 🍿
[+11] u/AngelNotFound4444: MUllionaires in the making!
[+11] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Elon investors are retards LMAO🤌
[+10] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Tomorrow we ripping boys!
[+10] u/nordik1: MU 4 digits boys we are so back
[+10] u/JohanLiebert92: INTEL 🤝 AMD
MU 🤝 SNDK
brothers in arms 🥹🤗
[+10] u/jasperCrow: Earnings are being blown out of the water with supply bottle necks, and massive backlogs for at least the next 12 months. ber would have you think the bubble is popping tomorrow 💀😂🫵
[+9] u/fredditf: INTC
Intel Q2 Earnings & Q3 Outlook
Adjusted EPS $0.42, est. $0.21
Revenue $16.13B, est. $14.43B
Sees Q3 Adjusted EPS $0.38, est. $0.27
Sees Q3 Revenue $15.8B–$16.8B, est. $15.06B
Adjusted Gross Margin 41.8%, est. 39.2%
Sees Q3 Adjusted Gross Margin 42.0%, est. 40.2%
Adjusted Operating Margin 17.2%, est. 11.1%
Client Computing Revenue $8.88B, est. $7.99B
Data Center & AI Revenue $6.26B, est. $5.54B
Intel Foundry Revenue $5.77B, est. $5.48B
Adjusted Free Cash Flow -$8.42B vs. -$1.05B y/y
[+9] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: KOREA IS GOING TO LOVE THIS SHIT
[+9] u/scarneo: Intel saving the market was not in my 2026 predictions
[+9] u/VTI4LYFE69: INTEL HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE MAG 7 REPLACING GOOGLE - CNBC
HOLY SHIT
[+9] u/Vlisa: Nana’s boy was truly the prophet and we crucified him 😭😭😭
[+9] u/EveningComplex8258: i was gonna buy puts as well, thank god im a pussy
[+9] u/Rich-Badger-7601: INTC's earnings are peak "Chris Paul hits a HUGE 3 to cut the lead down to 42"
[+9] u/DogNamedFloppy: I’m gonna need more Korean students to take out more loans and pump the market.
[+9] u/official_luxe: WHO THE FUCK BET AGAINST NANA???
[+9] u/jarMburger: Puts, always puts. Look at all that capex spending
[+9] u/kinkyhentai69: Intc is still worth 20$ tho
[+9] u/Ok_Winner9825: Remember when that former intel ceo was posting bible quotes on twitter before ER?
[+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Pretty wild that INTC beating and just saying "Demand is insatiable" like every other chip maker has and will do for the foreseeable future isn't already priced in
[+8] u/davidbigham: semi run continues. nothing stopping it
[+8] u/TruthFantastic1741: AND INTEL RIPS UP TO..\*checks notes\*...this mornings price
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #For comparison, in 2022 when tech stocks dropped 20-40% SPY was down -22%. Now tech stocks are down 20-40% from their recent highs and SPY is only down -2% from its recent high. You can't make up this type of manipulation. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/cbusoh66: INTC Blowout quarter
\- Revenue: $16.13B vs $14.42B est
\- Adjusted EPS: $0.42 vs $0.21 est
\- Non-GAAP gross margin: 41.8% vs 38.76% est
Q3 guidance:
\- Revenue: $15.8B-$16.8B vs $15.10B est
\- Adjusted EPS: $0.38 vs $0.27 est
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: Memory & Semis bears were warned....multiple times
[+8] u/b_fellow: Blurry better check on that MU position.
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA up 6% tomorrow......
[+8] u/TheOriginalBushToad: I've lost $6K just this week (-15%). Where's the fuking TACO?!?
[+8] u/cgonz15: Intel beats by 30 whole cents and jumps 12%, google beats by a whole fucking $6.50 and tanks 8% 😂 this market is beyooooond fucked
[+8] u/Stealthless: Bers are toast tomorrow
[+8] u/2AMTrader: freedom friday, bombs away.
[+8] u/Onion-Fart: Whose the guy who told me about Nokia let me skin him alive
[+8] u/JackORoses: Gonna be wild when SPY opens above $745 tomorrow.
[+8] u/Top-Sir-1215: How long can this scam market be propped up? It can’t last
[+8] u/OG_L0c: I don't like stocks anymore
[+7] u/chaoticmosaic: Alright MU, I'm ready to be hurt again
[+7] u/Jo9715: Tomorrow gunna be interesting
[+7] u/AdCritical5383: Ya’ll think Bessent and Barron are done shorting oil now?
[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: come back to this comment when intel is under 100 later tonight
[+7] u/a_case_of_everything: Peace deal 9:29AM ET bers r fuk
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: A dog shit chip maker with a triple digit PE that was spiraling until government intervention is going to save the market from a correction lol
[+7] u/PatienceDear3266: Bought 2x INTC right before close, lets goooo
[+7] u/baller1able: Stunt on those hoes INTC 😭
[+7] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Oh nice, INTC is back to where it was, 2 weeks ago….
[+7] u/JJlaim: Didnt buy NBIS dip at 165, didnt buy intel dip at 100. Im retarded.
[+7] u/corndog_messiah: Holy shit even Intel is profitable now
[+7] u/mikeytho1: Well uhh cant find his post now but RIP to the guy who had all those Intel puts
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: Alright who's still alive, sound off
[+6] u/spwath: Really intel? I guessed wrong on both Goog and intel
[+6] u/DarkR124: So now earnings matter? Whatever lol. Not going to complain. INTC makes up a good chunk of the semi ETF I got $30K in.
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Rotation out of Tesla and into SpaceX. Elon fanboys need his pp no matter what
[+6] u/VannevarKush: \> GOOG massively beats earnings, dumps
hmm, seems that tech companies routinely go down after earnings, better short INTC
\> INTC more modest beat, moons
actually fuck this
[+6] u/isolated-cat: 🥭 got money on both INTC and Dell. good luck getting these two to come down
[+6] u/kaapooj: intel foundry revenue
march 26 2026: 5,421m
june 27 2026: 5,765m
[+6] u/Dysbit: Is anyone even making money in this shit
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Google tanking and Intel mooning to kickoff a new semiconductor bull run wasn’t expected, but it is welcomed
[+6] u/tails2729: Nana has a Kermit dick right now
[+6] u/Top_Junket2533: Nana is gonna pull up in a nice fresh pair of tits to bingo next week with her payday
[+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/ACiD_80 (1W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **INTC** ▲ | $102.14 → $112.35 | +10.0% | 6h 41m | Won |
[+6] u/TopHistorical8035: Guess who sold 8 shares of Intel at 3:45 because I was expecting the earnings to ram my ass I fucking hate my life
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i bought INTC at 18. and sold at 22 :kek:
[+6] u/CharmingSoil: Tomorrow will be a full v from here with my luck
[+6] u/Sick0h: That’s 2 straight red days. Time for a green day. Those are the rules.
[+6] u/financiallythriving: You have the urge to buy the dip
Resist that urge. The age of the bear is upon us
[+6] u/tocinoman: QQQ poots after a bounce have been the move for the last three weeks. Today was nice.
[+6] u/DirectionOl: INTC is unstoppable🚀
[+6] u/Frampton: It's actually kind of impressive Mango managed to get oil to bottom over July 4th week.
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Tomorrow is going to be a circus
[+6] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: intel red by open lol
[+6] u/Lazy--Expression: Goddammit Mag 7 are now my worst positions
[+6] u/WalkIndividual5122: Cut. The poors can burn for all they care.
[+5] u/Midpoint60: I can't remember. Memory is too expensive.
[+5] u/hylian_prince: brent crude falling under 100 is regarded
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Intel bears bet against pelosi and nana. What a bunch of retards.
[+5] u/LeadingNASDAQ: I’m just bad at trading I guess, my picks are right, my ability to hold is horrible.
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Intel will open at 400 US AMERICAN DOLLARS
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: Folks here recommended longer dated options but now I'm just watching myself lose money day after day instead of just losing it all at once and being done with it.
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: I really appreciate that memory keeps frantically dumping moments before any earnings report on the less than 1% chance one of these companies is going to slash capex and suddenly decide they don’t care about AI anymore
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: SOXL +36.7% tomorrow 📈
[+5] u/dysenterygary69: Quitting options is easy, I’ve done it thousands of times
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Waiting for 🥭 tweet about how much money ~~U.S.~~ HE MADE on INTC
[+5] u/thoughterly: The Intel ber loss porn is going to be delicious
[+5] u/alexwelson88: Just found out intel ceo name is Lip Bull Tan
[+5] u/Teccho: where is that post where guy loaded up on intel puts
[+5] u/Jobless-Dev: It's actually over. This is not for me. Pick every loser buy puts on thr one thing that moves 10% after hours
[+5] u/NoBlock3917: Korea will panic sell
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: mango is getting his shrimp sucked by INTC and DELL heads, those two specific stocks aren't gonna crash
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Buying intel in the Pat era was the worst and best financial gamble Ive ever made
[+5] u/hylian_prince: when i have negative free cashflow, my bank sends me an angry letter
but apparently it's cool when big tech stocks do it
[+5] u/ercanbas: Back on the menu is back on the menu boys
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: theres always money in the baNANA stand
[+5] u/Thecreamcheeze: Perfect time to sell intel
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Guarantee INTC is opening flat.
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Tesla releases an optimussy update to all optimus robots!
[+5] u/jaydacosta: I’ve been on vacay. Wtf did I miss, market is red as fuck
[+5] u/Pr_Master27: Can someone realistically explain that pump at close?
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: i fucking hate intel
[+5] u/Robertharrison07o: I should’ve used that money for a beach trip to Miami instead of donating it to that damn casino
[+5] u/tocinoman: Kospi is gonna go fucking wild
[+5] u/upvz: the most trustworthy and reliable stock in the whole market saved the day, intc
[+5] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Jimmy Cramer called Elon Musk “the smartest person in the world” today the same day TSLA finished down 14.5%
[+5] u/FartPolluter: AI bubble? Unsustainable AI hardware investments? Balderdash! INTC reported record earnings
[+5] u/Canadianinvestor1997: Watching Intel explode after their stellar earnings while watching Google drag after their stellar earnings
[+5] u/very-social-autist: intel is up on crappy earnings... bottom is in
[+19] u/ICallASpadeASpade: In my wife’s head we came to a ‘mutual understanding’ where she gets the house, car, kids, and dog while I get to to stay on my buddy’s coach while we “figure things out.”
I’m totally not going all-in on risky calls tomorrow with our joint brokerage account.
[+17] u/guy_cloutier: Oh gawd r/ValueInvesting is starting to post about GOOGL
SELL
[+16] u/Garrett_CPAatCOS: Bought INTC after hours at $112. I'm amazing at this.
[+15] u/Even-Square-6246: INTC was what Google could’ve done yesterday smh
[+15] u/erday_recovery: Got any more of those semi pumps?
[+13] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Reddit now requiring you to log into an account ti view the site, NOT A FAN. This is some Twitter shit
[+13] u/Marketdeigh: Called the police today cause some guy margin is calling me constantly
[+13] u/Moxisxsx: I injected liquidity into the markets today totalling $68, buls I am doing my part
[+13] u/abroadbroadband: More tariffs?
TAKE THAT, AMERICAN CITIZENS
😡🫡🇺🇸
[+12] u/znightmaree: Ber Talking Points:
\- China numba won
\- War and death = wonderful news
\- Americans are fat
\- Tech megacorps are secretly run by idiots
\- If you’re rich, you’re lying
\- Best possible timeline = Great Depression
[+12] u/MagneticRetard: CALL THE CEASEFIRE DONALD IM LOSING MONEY
[+12] u/Midget_Molester10: memory bears in shambles after today. market was blood red MU and SNDK up
[+11] u/music_is_gud: It's that time of the day. Can't wait for the geopolitics experts to come out of their holes and explain the impact of oil prices
[+11] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Wait wasn’t tariff ruled to be fucking illegal and he had to return them all how can do repeat it again in less then a year .
[+10] u/FuckinNewGuy_: Hey intel can we do 140 tomorrow?
[+10] u/LasyKuuga: Bruh why is 🥭 doing tariff wars again
Clean up the Iran shit first
[+10] u/gkdjsl: Are you fucking kidding me, tariffs again? IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR?
[+9] u/MakeResonableChoices: Intel changing ticker to NANA, very cool
[+9] u/XOGPlayerOne: Closed with -2k. After market with +5k. I love spy
[+9] u/Iron-condor-6050: Got smashed about -$8500 today.
[+9] u/vermilli21: Just noticed INTC is still 17% down on the month 🤪
[+9] u/vermilli21: IF THERE IS A GOD, PLEASE HAVE SPCX HAVE A MALFUCTION OR EXPLODE ON LAUNCH
[+9] u/XOGPlayerOne: I need mango to taco and I'll get a 10x on my spy calls
[+9] u/sharkenleo: I hit $1M on my port for the first time in early July, proceeded to full port into KORU/SOXL in the subsequent couple of weeks, and I promptly dropped below 800k.
It stings bad, bros.
[+9] u/vermilli21: It’s over INTC is dying
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
[+9] u/EdoTensei10: Tariff and war is back on the menu. Just missing some rate hike for the trifecta.
[+9] u/OldWonder5865: Barron’s puts are printing
[+9] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Making 80k in a week: 🙂↔️
Losing 10k in a day: 😫🔫
Why does it feel 10 times worse than the high you get lmao
[+9] u/ryan1826: Who's the regard who dumped their SPCX shares at the bottom? Oh thats right it was me
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: If you’re reading this, it’s too late. You’re already gay.
[+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Took 400k with 14x leverage risk on futures just to lose 5k for the day. What a day
[+8] u/ICallASpadeASpade: Chuck Schwab is big mad at me based on these strongly worded “Notices” they keep sending me. Tf are they going to do
[+8] u/CEOofBeanz: Germany pulled their diplomatic staff from Iran. This is it, it’s over
[+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: With different macro we’d be flying these past 2 weeks.
[+8] u/Coloradospruce33: As a META, MSFT and GOOGL holder, WTF is wrong with this shitty fucking disgrace of a market?
[+8] u/Crafty_Surround6022: Intel casually saved the market
[+8] u/Individual-Green-662: Cramer tweeted about it see ya at 88 bucks
[+8] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Why are these new billionaires so whiny and sensitive? Carnegie, Rockefeller and Morgan built things; Musk and Ackman just cry on twitter.
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: I often dream of a stock market where fades don't exist
[+8] u/Individual_Error_428: Sell in may go away. TRASH MARKET
[+8] u/GneissFrog: >US EXEMPTS OIL, GAS, FERTILIZER AND FOODSTUFFS FROM THE FORCED-LABOR TARIFFS
lol. just lol. Trying to spin dumbass tariffs as some kind of morality stance, but adding exemptions undercuts the entire messaging. And of course the exemptions are for products that would have the most significant impact on inflation measures.
[+8] u/brock_bowers: 2x inverse SPCX, don’t overthink it
[+8] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Fuck yea more tariffs are coming.
We totally didn't lose a shitload of manufacturing jobs!
We totally didn't increase the trade deficit massively either!
6D ♚♛♝♞♜
[+8] u/Swimming_Middle_7476: hot chick delivered my food today, we def in a recession
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: I was diagnosed a retard today
[+8] u/I_work_too_much: My move for tomorrow:
From my studio apartment to a smaller studio apartment.
[+7] u/SpaceXLord: TSLA tards are finding out their dear leader is more neurodivergent than them.
[+7] u/Ninja_Cooter: I want to buy Intel but if I do it will go to 90 by tomorrow and if I don’t it will open at 125 😭
[+7] u/derprondo: Pussed out on Intel puts, good deal. Pussed out on TSLA puts too, dun goofed.
[+7] u/Ble_h: Intel putting the entire market on its back. Everyone apologize to Nana for doubting her.
[+7] u/tryingtohitchall: Imagine a taco during the night as well, i would litterally 4x my money instead of 2x
[+7] u/thefxll: Google flat ytd
With more than half the year done
Yikes
[+7] u/M13alint: Me, flashlight under my chin: He was fully leveraged. The phone rang… and it was MARGIN
Kids: AHHHHH
[+7] u/ozarkabottle: pretty sure my mom took tylonel when she was pregnant with me
[+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: If any of you sees me buying options at close for overnight gambles, feel free to skull fuck me. It took me 2 hours this morning to recover
[+7] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Is dipshit gojng to speak tonight or just tweet to us.
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Koreans are gonna be so disappointed with us
[+7] u/magneticpasta9: I lose money on call, sad. I post on Wall Street bets thread "ber fuk", get upvotes, happy.
[+7] u/Polysorbate800: AI optimism = renewed
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Great, we’re back to May 11th levels.
So what the fuck was even the point of the last two months?
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: 🥭's Vietnam. It's funny because he's a draft dodging piece of shit and never went himself lol
[+7] u/Able_Durian_1832: One of your jobs is to make markets great again
[+7] u/drakilian: SAAS summer? More like ASS summer
[+7] u/Winter_Body4794: THEY PUNTED THE FUCKING LAUNCH TILL TOMORROW. FUCKERS. I wanted to see it detonate on the pad tonight
[+7] u/carrollart: Intc definitely red in two hours
[+7] u/Low_Host5641: Mango clearly switched to puts lmao how rigged is this
[+7] u/FunBike7712: Listening to summer time sadness by llama del Rey as I eat chilis triple dipper in my car with a white claw surge on my lunch break
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: # tax payer funded intc crashing AH LMAO
[+7] u/Rexultdis: This place will be spicy tonight lmao
[+7] u/mwesty25: I just got cucked by Cramer 😩
[+7] u/0DTEKing: Oh Nana, Poor Nana
INTC back to ⬇️
[+7] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: We're gonna pump so hard tomorrow. Tariffs have zero negative impact on our Great AI Nation
[+7] u/Warmake: Watch this pos market somehow climb tomorrow even on bad news or if it drops overnight. Send SPY to 720s already.
[+7] u/Illustrious_Emu_9085: I’m increasing my capex. Someone dump me
[+7] u/Rexultdis: Mango is just inflationmaxxing at this point
[+7] u/Daweism: INTC call holders getting the pump fake AH and opening in the red tomorrow lol
[+7] u/lijijil: Mods removing $ROPE comments now eh
This sub is a shell of its former self
[+7] u/MoneyBadger14: 🥭’s puts must be otm, had to throw more tariffs on the fire
[+6] u/mAlien69: i'll try not to kill myself
[+6] u/weed_cutter: You love to see TSLA got owned.
It was a turd. All along.
no self driving. No flying cars or robots.
The Chinese are already owning us on Full Self Drive. ... They have a competent government and actual smart people, not scammers (like Elon, moron) ... putting door panels on with zip ties.
[+6] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Googles max pain is 350 lmao no way we domt close above 335 tmow
[+6] u/YoDooley: Intel wants to give it all back 😭😭😭
[+6] u/Casualhotpockets: Pee is stored in the balls
[+6] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: I don’t understand why people subject themselves to reaction videos…
[+6] u/No-Veterinarian1792: 750c for financial freedom
[+6] u/MetalEnthusiast83: Today did not go super well for me.
[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: Imagine not buying SPCX at $75.
*Training for earnings day.*
[+6] u/go-to-the-gym: The new Malcom in the middle has got to be the worst thing I've ever watched.
[+6] u/EquivalentMobile7883: I think we going lower boys, today even some of the best traders on fintwit got CLIPPED
[+6] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Oil going up, stock marking bleeding a great crash slowly, trump being forced to do the final TACO or N wording Iran.
I think we are yet to see the big red fat candle of doom
[+6] u/donefukupped: INTC look at what NOW did today
[+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Earnings should be dropped randomly during market hours for fun
[+6] u/JudgmentCharming355: Boots on the ground....will take years for the market to recover
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: Obviously bouncing tomorrow right
[+6] u/Comfortable_Rock4513: Can someone explain to me how Intel earnings shot it up but Google earnings tanked it? Both increase Capex, both blew EPS out the water
[+6] u/mwesty25: Intel boys….do NOT look at Jim Cramers latest tweet
[+6] u/Samjabr: WTF is this?
https://preview.redd.it/4l3co0xbo1fh1.png?width=1510&format=png&auto=webp&s=8962c989f6ae54e87ed9839d4fcd8c47b38e193e
[+6] u/MoneyBadger14: I transferred more money to my gambling account, now my wife will never be able to tell I lost it all this week
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: Of course Cramer is on INTC
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: SpaceX really was the top of the market Guh
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: Hire an engineer for 150k? Or spend 250k in AI tokens for companies that will need to increase token cost to replace their data centers every 2 years to compete and get beat by ChineseAI open source AI models.
CEOs: “The more expensive computer bot agent option please”
[+6] u/Vstromhelppls: wow, intc! huge pump, numbers not seen since literally... last week
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: The moment Cramer tweeted about nana it was joe over
[+6] u/calmoney149: You guys make dips sound fast!!! I’ve been in this MSFT dip all damn year!!
[+6] u/enigma_x: Mango man imposing new tarrifs to wipe intel gains
[+6] u/Moxisxsx: My ass smells like a extremely bad
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: Why haven't they arrested this tarrif guy yet, ffs
[+6] u/guccioli: I’m going to buy more Google. Falling knives gotta be caught by someone
[+6] u/vermilli21: THEY CANCEL THE LAUNCH? DID THEY KNOW SOMETHING WAS WRONG AGAIN?!
[+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Yen/USD breaches 163. Local Japanese getting obliterated from cost of living.
WSB's first thought:
"Time to plan a trip and smash some little booty kawaii girls in the red light district! 🥰🥰🥰!!!"
[+6] u/vermilli21: Sub 100 tomorrow on SPCX
[+6] u/vermilli21: LMAO, don’t even play earnings. Everything is just dying
[+6] u/Samjabr: Putting aside how you feel about Trump or tariffs, the fact that in the year 2026, sixty countries used forced labor...
Not feeling too upbeat about humanity atm.
[+6] u/buffalowangy: I suspect he is stalling wallstreet until the election
[+6] u/undeadlol: He just screwed all the intel calls, he must loaded with puts
[+6] u/jmc774: Summer actually sucks ass when youre an adult
[+6] u/zeebee098: Stayed cash gang today and treated myself to sushi for not losing any money
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: With hoe spacex penetrated nasdaq like a slut and then had google invest half its money into it youre looking at janes ultimate tool of destruction. Your entire port is fucked
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: Man 🥭might be charging up for the biggest taco youve ever seen in ur goddamn life. Im talking SPY pumping from 696 to ATH in a DAY. Considering cash ganging for the true liberation day
[+6] u/Most_Lingonberry_409: I’m down 50K today on a 150K port. Fml.
[+6] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: Cause intel sucks ass
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: INTC IS THE HERO WE NEED
BUT NOT THE HERO WE DESERVE
[+5] u/kantargi: INTC Good job
Now Bill Kospi your turn
[+5] u/TJMBeav: ^(negative free cash flow)
Negative free cash flow
***NEGATIVE FREE CASH FLOW***
[+5] u/SteveStacks: My only problem is im NOT selling enough puts on semis.
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Excuse me the bond market is getting yippy again
[+5] u/zuziannka: Got myself SPX puts for tomorrow lost 50% on that pump last min but I think it was a bull trap
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: *Trump: Communities can’t fight data centers*
Oh yeah, what if I unplug the computers
[+5] u/shmittie42: Hope spcx bounces up into the 120’s so i can get more puts on sale
[+5] u/vermilli21: If INTL fades, market is going to implode
[+5] u/jonlmbs: Tesla fair value here at 175x declining earnings.
[+5] u/RightLaw366: Did somebody say quantum??
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: INTC easy 25% day tomorrow
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Cash gang checking in, how we lookin'?
[+5] u/Icommandyou: They made US 10y a complete joke
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Saw Odyssey while the Spy was getting butt fuked. It was alright. 7/10. Probably 9/10 if Brad Pitt made a cameo appearance
[+5] u/GneissFrog: Lip-Bu Tan, Lisa Su, and Jensen Huang. Investment rule #1, only put your money in tech companies with an Asian CEO. Rule #2, see rule #1.
[+5] u/Apple2o: I closed my MU 1000 covered calls expiring tomorrow cause imma bitch; forgive me
[+5] u/Gullible_Ad3785: After TSLA tanks double digits, Musk tells the economist that he will usher us to a true socialist utopia where the government will issue us checks to combat deflation while Many Father Musk will pay trillions in taxes happily because money won't matter.
Forget the DSA, Musk promises real communism, comrades!
[+5] u/Klutzy_Display6531: Someone tell me they bought calls on spx overnight
[+5] u/piss_stored_in_balls: Dude this intel earnings call music is poppin
du. dududu du
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Glad I don't play earnings anymore, I would have gotten INTC and MXL wrong.
[+5] u/Verghaust: You cant make this shit up. Intel to the moon, who cares about 110 fpe.
[+5] u/Individual-Green-662: This shit is going to the woodshed
[+5] u/FunBike7712: I bought a call for TSLA tomorrow. Who will call me from there? Will it be Elon or a lower level employee? Is it like cameo?
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Only on Reddit will someone try to blame 🥭 for a tourist yeeting themselves off a waterfall in Yosemite lmao
[+5] u/NomSaneMan: Mang boy only knows two power moves: tariffs and oil strikes
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Should have full ported intc
[+5] u/johns2289: Why are tariffs always “slapped” on? I picture the Billy mays guy selling that duct tape every time
[+5] u/trumpdiego: Guys I've watched enough Homeland to tell you that Iran is going to pop-off this weekend.
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: >🥭 administration announces the next phase of global tariffs, with 10% to 12.5% rates on much of the globe
>Oil passes $100 a barrel again and shares slide as Middle East conflict escalates
Chat negative interest rates soon I can feel it
[+5] u/drakilian: With today's 15% fall from Tesla, at least Microsoft is no longer the worst performing mag 7 company
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Genuinely fuck this gay ass market fuck summer market it sucks so much
[+5] u/Iron-condor-6050: No one is safe this earnings season. If you don’t get dumped on right away, the next day, you’ll get yours.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Back to cash gang. Today was fun but its still so tightly controlled by institutional that theres no real money to be made not even in the short term gambles.
[+5] u/Cosmorto: Is this a concerted effort to crash the markets, with the escalation and tariffs' return?
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Lmao INTC is gonna open at $100 isn’t it 😂😂😂
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: I walk away for a while and intc already lost the pump? Wtf happened?
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: I should've dropped MSFT when it spiked to 460 a month ago
[+5] u/_hopkins: Seeing SPCX crashing towards 100 is a beautiful sight!
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: Call my ass Theon Greyjoy cause damn that boy reek
[+5] u/nebula504: Market is about to be redder than today
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Bro no one buys into the idea that the nasdaq 100 had a 2% down day. Sure it shows the charts but 50 days of that and its at zero.
Market is so fucking manipulated that its just sad to see bro.
If its gonna circuit breaker then it will. Today was choregraphed and intended. Fuckin nonsense breh
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: I gripped some 7/27 700c on QQQ, just need a TACO now
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: NOW being down is such bs. Where is this money even going
[+5] u/Tomieez: Tariffs on all countries, so that extends to the Islamic Republic of Penguins
[+5] u/ebitdasga: So we know why today was red now. More insider trading
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: I bought Nvidia calls today 🤡
[+5] u/SteakEater137: New tariffs now that the 60 day ones expired? This retard is relentless lmao
This was pretty predictable though, I just forgot about it because he went and started in oil crises disguised as a war.
Wait wasnt there some other controversy he was distracting from before even that...?
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: In the world full of vaginas, be a dick.
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I hope ICE kidnaps me from my wife and kids tomorrow.
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: Very impressive ER beat for INTC .. gonna see this being an eventual trillion $ company
[+5] u/pen15_club_admin: Intel coming through again bb
[+5] u/Dazzling-Ad7012: Thank you INTC I needed that win!!!
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE!!!!!
[+5] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Sooo my intel 105 calls orint at open or the move fades ?
[+5] u/nolesfan6414: INTC calls printing. Next week gonna load up on puts for bag 7 earnings
[+5] u/CultureForsaken3762: That reversal on INTC is bearish af
[+5] u/Background-Ad-5319: Sell low is a good alternative
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: They accidentally filed for bankruptcy instead of filing their earnings cause 🍈regard
[+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: you mean besides GOOGL
[+16] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Bro can someone make politics boring again
[+14] u/stupidber: Korean WSB is probably wild
[+12] u/wattap: MANGO: "WHAT CAN I FUCK UP TODAY"
[+12] u/No_Cod972: Man, what a time to be alive and be a complete loser.
[+12] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Did the INTC ceo say the N word in the earnings call or something
[+11] u/MostAmusedBear: 🥭 is trying to pull of a liberation day 2.
[+11] u/Black_magic_money: The man who once bankrupted a casino is now bankrupting my casino
[+10] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Tomorrow 7am...."I've received many calls from world leaders overnight and in exchange for commitments of 200 trillion in US investment I've decided to pause tariffs for 120 days"
[+9] u/housemouse431: cramer said something bullish on intel..its over
[+9] u/Lokiisverytricky: My uncle worked in forestry told me that if a bear pees in the same spot long enough, the soil chemistry changes permanently. Apparently one black bear kept using the same tree for years and the tree ended up growing faster than the surrounding forest. Scientists called it a "localized nutrient anomaly" but everyone in town just called it the Piss Pine.What's crazier is that bears can allegedly smell another bear's pee from over 10 miles away. That's farther than most people can drive before missing their exit. Think about that. You're sitting in traffic, trying to find a Starbucks, and a bear three postal codes away is getting a full chemical biography from a puddle. The government doesn't talk about this because if people realized how powerful bear pee is, there'd be chaos. Fertilizer companies would collapse overnight. Home Depot would have armed security around the gardening section.
[+9] u/rhuffq: I should just buy index funds and leave it alone and not do options, but that’s boring as hell.
[+9] u/Actual_Difference617: ‘Stock market is the only salvation’- Korean regard who lost $200k.
[+9] u/Dependent-Capital532: Space x shit company
[+9] u/pmurt007: Was up 200% on SNDK earlier this morning and then went into a meeting with a client that ran a little longer than expected. After, I opened my phone and that shit was down 90% lol
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: Every single recession indicator is flashing red with yields holding these levels for the longest time since 2007 and every person from the admin is going on talk shows to say how it’s the best economy in the history of our country lmao
[+8] u/MrForever_Alone69: Tariffs and war with Iran… 🥭 and his collaborators surely have puts on everything and calls on oil
[+8] u/Outrageous-Voice1459: Waiting for the AI bubble to pop so I can go against the market 😏😏😏
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: You lost money today if you weren't in Micron & SanDisk
[+8] u/sweeeeeezy: All of a sudden my Intel puts aren't as regarded
[+8] u/hermeskino715: Damn...it's like watching Nana pass away again
[+8] u/juliakeiroz: tesla $480 the last 4 times: "DAAAAMN WHY DIDNT I BUY THE TESLA DIP, FUCK!"
tesla $320 now: "lmfao nope im not touching that shit"
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: The memory/semi pump comes tomorrow. Needed google + intel to complete the prophecy
[+7] u/Throwawayz911: Nothing will ever pump ever again not even 1%. Liquidate your portfolios and invest in bottle caps. See you guys in the vault.
[+7] u/mneymaker: How can POTUS keep up with all those wonderful ways to fuck the markets up? From pointless wars to tariffs, it’s pretty impressive
[+7] u/SeaofSounds: Today wasn't your day and tomorrow isnt looking good either....
[+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Is 🥭 a berorist now?
[+7] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: It's time for a real market crash to happen. Dow Jones to zero.
[+7] u/Spooky_Mulder27: Cool INTC but that’s where you sitting before today’s dip 😭
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I only know about buying and selling sndk, no other stock interests me
[+7] u/bigfan49: I lost 90% of my portfolio in 2024, but I’m up 15% since then so don’t count me out yet
[+7] u/slap_sum_stank_on_it: I was a houthie for a bit in middle school
[+7] u/FuckTwelvee: WASTE MANAGEMENT CALLS.
[+7] u/unikuenobody: No taco this time????
[+7] u/Big_Love_3070: Bro wtf is this shit. I bought a straddle for intel and watch this shit be worthless wtf
[+7] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: #Intc getting fucked just like googl after the initial epic bull trap
[+7] u/zestykite: people that had intc calls and celebrating are gonna wake up so sad and dissapointed
[+7] u/leshermes: Intel went red 2 hours after market close, weak ass pump lmfao 🤣
[+7] u/cattecatte: Anyone 'member when earning pumps would actually hold and the stock would stay around that price for a while instead of fading in minutes?
[+7] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Bank of Japan inflation numbers out at 7:30pm EDT tonight.
Goodbye SPY.
SPY 700p 07/31 😳😬
[+6] u/Onnimation: Tariffs are back on the menu 😂
[+6] u/ISayBullish: Japan could do the funniest shit ever rn
[+6] u/nadoterisback: people downvoted me for saying "intc red by 8pm?" lmao
now it's not even a question, it should be:
"intc -5% by 8pm, -10% by open, circuit break by noon?"
[+6] u/cashflow_: The last month or so I’ve been feeling a flutter/vibration coming from my heart. I should probably get it checked out. I wanna go to Thailand and disappear for a year
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Kid at the park kept cutting me in line for the big orange slide so I got into a brawl with his dad
[+6] u/oregano_believer69: This guy just posted he’s 454k down on spcx calls
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a more wsb post
https://preview.redd.it/jcghw9phw1fh1.jpeg?width=1142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21284132dacc5cf4da0dcc3dcae9f5c5375ab64d
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: Tariff Man is back with a vengeance
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Barron must have some huge bets on a mid terms loss.
[+6] u/PushAble2463: I’m holding so much in oil futures I’m either gonna be filthy rich or I’m having the whole damn queue down at Hormuz headed my way for delivery
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: !banbet GOOGL $330 1d
[+6] u/Affectionate-Tart891: Why is the market so flaccid
[+6] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: !banbet SPY 730 24hr
[+6] u/JoeSimps123: Capex? I barely know her
[+6] u/unexceptiontotherule: INTC saved the market for about an hour and 5 minutes.
[+6] u/I-paint-sometimes: the latest truth by 🥭 shows he is already setting the scene for the next TACO, no wonder oil stocks sold off today whilst WTI was rising
[+6] u/Oglifter8336: Elon rugged the stonks market with his ipo😂😂
[+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: When are Iran earnings?
[+6] u/DahyunDabFan: What if we fucked in a data center
[+6] u/dbgtboi: Just took off my shirt while taking a shit
Wish me luck fellas
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: Please let this statement serve to represent, bulls r fuk. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/Deshen87: Servicenow had a stellar report and earnings call and was up 7 % premarket, ended down 4 % for the day. Why no love for software?
[+6] u/itsme971: OPEN THE KOREAN CASINO (unless they dump memory again)
[+6] u/stellarfan: Im waiting for 10$ q1 2027
[+5] u/pm_me_yo_creditscore: https://preview.redd.it/j5zbn9bdt1fh1.png?width=899&format=png&auto=webp&s=feb4b1d3812ce1d837ee2bf403efbcd304df2a9e
Getting adds for electric urine warmers in my feed. This is the ultimate bullish sign right?
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: dont worry VOO just needs to correct 20% and we will be fine.
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Not buying the whole Friday bounce before the weekend but ill gladly sell into it
[+5] u/owenmills04: My growth stocks aren’t growing
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Despite investor anxiety and falling stock prices, tech giants will continue their aggressive AI infrastructure spending. There is simply too much at stake for these companies to pull back now and we must have sex robots in +9 years. No exceptions.
[+5] u/ehehe: Sorting my positions by size, and by percentage return, is exactly the same. Not in the good way
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Does anyone remember during covid when Amazon was free cash flow neutral bc they were dumping all their cash into building out new distribution centers bc of the enormous demand.. and what happened a couple years later when they realized they had built out enough? Cash Flow absolutely ripped...
That's what's going to happen with hyperscalers & data centers, but we're a few years away from that
[+5] u/Peeeeech: Watch they rug everything the moment Asia opens just to trap everyone. Clown show
[+5] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: Boat autists are so cringe when they refer to boats as bitches “shes a beauty but her bow stern beep boop cuck”
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: I like it when 🥭 crashes the market cause it means there will be a 🌮. If market crashes itself it can't 🌮, but 🥭 can 🌮
[+5] u/Such_Coin: Question for the people who forked out the 100k a month for 🥭's insider trading feed:
Is it specific postions, like 7/31 USO calls? Or just general like "puts" and "calls"?
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Bro 🥭 trying to crash the market with 12.5 tariffs
[+5] u/patmccock86: They won’t let MU stay above 1000, dumb asses
[+5] u/Clackamas1: What are the odds the Koreans fuck up semis tonight?
[+5] u/Detail-Vegetable: Can't believe the Ayatollah is shitting in America's salad supply and giving them cyclospora.
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: My moves tomorrow are to bend over and think of a happy place
[+5] u/Professional_Art3563: Don’t bother Korean jesus
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Im putting my faith(port) in the hands of the Koreans. Hopefully they treat me right 🙏
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: Trump tariffs raining on the INTC parade
[+5] u/CharlesElwoodYeager: Intel... Is down? It's actually down?
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: RKLB refuses to hit 70.
Closed at 69.99
[+5] u/DrumpfTheBern: Don’t worry guys your calls and puts will expire tomorrow worthless, and then we’ll pump bigly on Monday so that YOU specifically miss out and lose money.
[+5] u/likefenixx: Nvidia red lol my puts going to print tomorrow
[+5] u/two_out_of_ten_poki: never thought of the surprising third option for intel....both calls AND puts get fucked
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: People defending the AI trade are insane. Name one company actually making money on ts? Please say Google to show you’re an idiot
[+5] u/I-paint-sometimes: "until further notice, that from this point forth, any and all damages done to Ships, Cargo, or anything related thereto, will be paid for by Iranian Money that the United States has in its possession" This is a mini taco since yesterday he said for every thing Iran struck they would destroy one bridge and power plant respectively.
[+5] u/Hawxe: one of the smartest guys at my work (software dev) is a huge elon stan and TSLA / SPCX bull / bagholder.
i can never reconcile that in my head cause the dude is legitimately brilliant.
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said BTFD
[+5] u/Happy_Cauliflower365: I have a 740 SPY call expire tomorrow ….am I cooked ?
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Even INTC bled away all gains, crazy
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: # NANA IS WATCHING ON THIS ONE
[+5] u/Intrepid-Peace-2350: Will spy be green tomorrow
[+5] u/Autistic-Bot: Cmon $INTC. You can do better then that. Wheres the TrumpNpump
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Y'all told me the investors were worried about AI and told me to panic sell when it dumped
[+5] u/lilordeo: lmao which retards here thought intel would tank, all the big companys raising capex, the money has to go somewhere
[+5] u/unexceptiontotherule: Hot DIGGITY DOG intel. Geeeeee willikers
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: dont drive, just masturbate.
Do it for the economy!!!
[+5] u/DavidMiller987: Tomorrow is Friday, red...
[+5] u/Nitor_: Trading oil futures is like hitting a crack pipe
[+5] u/toocalmm: I got meta at 630 yesterday, should I sell when it goes back to that and buy back in lower?
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: bru did elon just delay it again????
[+5] u/ItInProg: $1.5 Billion Multi-Year Advanced Packaging and Development Agreement to Support Expansion of Amkor’s U.S. Advanced Packaging Capacity
TEMPE, Ariz.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--
Amkor Technology, Inc. (Nasdaq: AMKR) today announced a multi-year strategic partnership with NVIDIA to develop advanced semiconductor packaging and test technologies for next-generation AI and accelerated computing platforms. Under the agreement, NVIDIA will provide a prepayment to support the expansion of Amkor’s U.S. advanced packaging capacity.
[+5] u/zestykite: already lost half it's pump
[+16] u/CalRippedken: I don't know who needs to hear this but you're retarded
[+12] u/Independent_Face_499: I bought the Tesla dip am I regarded
[+11] u/_GayButtSex_: **Morning routine for** ***REAL*** **men**
**1.) Wake up**
**2.) Take a piss**
**3.) Have a shower**
**4.) Get out of bed**
**5.) Buy 0DTE calls (NEVER PUTS)**
**6.) Have a 14 hour nap**
[+11] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Intel: thank you all for playing
[+11] u/No-Put2311: Open the Kospi and let’s get this over with
[+11] u/ThanksDependent1001: Crazy to think the top was in almost 2 months ago.
[+10] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Back to tariffs, gonna pump market loves tarrifa
[+10] u/Afraid_Deal_4376: Recession is here. Park all your money in the safest stocks out there - SPCX and CVNA
[+10] u/ApathysLastKiss_: This market is like death from 1000 papercuts
[+9] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Imagine a peace deal and gap up to ath
[+9] u/Bichael-Murry: just returned back from a movie, just to see that $INTC lost most of its pump
F U C K I N G L O L
[+9] u/DandadanAsia: [US House passes $1.15 trillion military bill expanding Israel cooperation](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/23/us-house-passes-1-15-trillion-military-bill-expanding-israel-cooperation)
Didn't Dear Supreme Leader Dr. Orange said "we won"? why 1.5 trillion? No money for social benefits but ton of money for war/Israel?
[+8] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Just woke up. Did my TSLA calls I bought at close yesterday print?
[+8] u/Federal-Watch: Gonna watch Margin Call tonight to get in the mood for tomorrow 😌
[+8] u/Allout-Okarun: Imagine GOOGL recovers in two weeks? God that’d be so sexy
[+8] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Everyone talking about recovery tomorrow is exactly why we will hit circuit breaker
[+8] u/BigBritches619: More tariffs, more wars, more inflation and more pegging
[+8] u/comrade_777_alt: Took a day off work to do some gambling in the market today. Got rekt.
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: Remember boys
Gambling is illegal in Korea 🇰🇷
Stock market is their casino 🎰
[+8] u/kemar7856: Guys stop blaming Korea for ur losses
[+8] u/CMTTrader: \*CENTCOM: U.S. forces started another night of strikes against Iranian military targets at 6:45 p.m. ET today. This is the 13th consecutive night of strikes aimed to hold Iran accountable and diminish threats from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to commercial shipping.
[+8] u/cryptohorn: [Removed by Palantir]
[+8] u/i2noob: move for tomorrow is filling up wendy job application
[+7] u/winston511: Iran will pay for the damage they’ve done to us with the money we froze
So they can’t really spend that money? No
We’ve been holding it the whole time? Yes
So what exactly is making it their money and not ours? I can’t say we’re paying for the damage with our own money because then it sounds like we’re losing
[+7] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *No INTC nooooo my calls!!!*
[+7] u/HaveAKlondike: I hope this is the end for TSLA
[+7] u/No-Most2405: Got downvoted to hell for saying INTC will go red LMAO
[+7] u/beholdthemoldman: I bought 50k in calls on margin on Tuesday AMA
[+7] u/BFox1982: I miss playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater with my friends.
[+7] u/SecretlyARaven: SPCX dying again after hours is so fucking funny
[+7] u/thrillho145: How am I supposed to understand all these tarrif without a big chart.
[+7] u/greyenlightenment: stuff never keeps gains in this market. except for some semi stocks
[+7] u/ckami_91: Bulls: “Ceasefire talks going well”
LMAOO
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: I check the news and it says INTC rise due to 25% sales surge. I check INTC stock and it’s red.
These AI generated news are absolute garbage
[+6] u/AirwickS: ***NYT: U.S. to Impose Tariffs on Over 80 Nations, Setting New Grounds for Trade Policy***
The administration announced new duties tied to countries’ imports of goods made with forced labor, replacing a global 10 percent tariff set to expire at midnight.”
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: As a matter of fact, once we’re done here, I think I’ll go out and buy more Bear Stearns stock 🤗
[+6] u/CUTON1C: $INTC this is why you don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Bulls got rugged. She probably opens flat and trades sideways all tomorrow to burn all the options
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: maybe I should order *the lettuce* 🫴🥬
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Has anyone actually checked on Elon to make sure he's ok??
[+6] u/poozyfloor: Market: You’re spending too much!!! Also market: Don’t let spending go down!!!
[+6] u/CoinKedo: Red by morning. Not falling for this low liquidity manipulation
[+6] u/poopy_wizard132: I may not be very smart, but at least I didn't buy SPCX.
[+6] u/the6ixgirl: I am curious what will happen with the k bros tonight
[+6] u/kemar7856: Jeez fold 8 after tax is $3050 cad for the 256gb and 3700 for 1tb
Thanks microns/scandisk/Samsung
[+6] u/Ok_Test_8920: [Removed by moderator]
[+6] u/oknBagholding: Normal stocks in this market function like a 3x leveraged etf compared to 10 years ago
[+6] u/EnginrA: I fear the power of love, how it makes me feel
[+6] u/Incognadeau: Does oil have another 5% day in it tomorrow?
[+6] u/fish_: gold is going on a run in august, i can feel it in my balls. plus my astrology gf says it’s a good time to buy so it’s basically a sure thing
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: We were suppose to go to 140, INTC wtf step bro
[+6] u/iamjt: Fuck the two days that I did not paper hand I blew my port 😒
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: Looks like radioactive meat's back in the table boys! $oklo
[+6] u/WildTittyWrangler: Gotta get a running start or you might not clear the patios.
[+5] u/Bravadette: Looking like OKLO is hitting its target in the next couple weeks
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Even brilliant people can be way fkn retarded. Emotions n shit.
[+5] u/PicklesAreTight: NVDA is such a piece of shit now. Straight up boomer stock.
[+5] u/Solid-Mood9571: I missed the good old days of bagholding stocks
[+5] u/-IQ200: Wiped out 3 days of progress with 1 bad trade. I don’t even like money, I just do this for the love of the game.
[+5] u/kemar7856: Imagine holding oracle
[+5] u/Nobody98_8: I bought yesterday a 0DTE PUT of SPX to $7,449, got fucked. Then guess what? Today the mf went down to $7,389
I could’ve turned $30 into $6k fuck my life all around
[+5] u/jiantoi: All intc gains faded away
[+5] u/Big-Method-6629: under 101.50 intel is getting whacked
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Wth INTC I was just finalizing the decision between a blue or green lambo and now you are telling me I’m gonna get a call from Margin?
[+5] u/kemar7856: Intel call and put holders lose either way it's flat 😂
[+5] u/orcassharks: Koreans going to dump today despite memory holding steady
[+5] u/catastronot: The Tesla I’ve been holding for a year is now the same value
[+5] u/Ltiform: im not gonna lie. todays moves hurt my feelings a little
[+5] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: Imagine INTC promises 12% after hours and turns -12% by open. Quarter shift intra off market move.
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: OPEN THE KOSPI CINEMA ALREADY
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: # BLACK FRIDAY PREPARE ANOOS BUL
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Down 8% for the year. Index up 8%.
Underperforming by 16%. Shit I suck.
[+5] u/j_b_1983: up $11K in the last 5 trading days. I'll take it
[+5] u/mangroovesz: I HAVE OFFICIALLY BECOME A NOOGLER
[+5] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Wowowo went out for dinner. So is my Intc call still mega fcked?
[+5] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Yesterday goog fcked me up. Today Intc gave me hope and fcked me up again. I don’t even like money anymore I guess. I do this bc I like to get fcked up
[+5] u/NecessaryOk6148: A few weeks ago I thought I was pretty smart. Now I feel like an idiot
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: If I inversed myself, I would’ve had $100k
[+5] u/orcassharks: I bought GOOG calls. It’s oversold. It will be back to 340s by next week.
[+5] u/peterpeer9: We should just go to war with every country, send oil to $2000/barrel, sell oil to get rich, cancel the war, buy oil back for cheaper and still be rich, then repeat it again and again
oh wait, we're already doing that
[+5] u/NativePlant870: The Odyssey was really good
[+5] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: When you burn your taste buds on navy bean and ham soup and now your Black Cherry White Claw tastes like limeade: ☹️
[+5] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Damn who's down 8% already on Intel tonight
[+5] u/EarthsYawner: My brain is telling me I should offload these Nokia calls I have for early next year, but I’m already down 65%.
[+5] u/btoned: INTC 131 by open because I have 130 strikes.
[+5] u/TexasHazeMaster: Who bought a put at the bottom… this guy…
[+5] u/After-Donkey6638: i was stacking spy calls all day lol. at my lowest i was at -14k. I ended up -700 on the day. Never felt better to be down 700
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Bought $SPCX at $115.
Everyone waiting for sub $100 may never get the chance.
[+5] u/Pleasant_Gold_3634: You’ll learn after lock up little buddy
[+5] u/Kind-Relationship559: Google PE reached 16! Can you believe it
[+5] u/jersey856: what a great time to bring back tarrifs. art of the deal
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # LMAO Cramer curse for Incel 🤌
[+5] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: It was all just a dead cat bounce. We are going much lower
[+5] u/Delicious_Walrus_816: Friday 0dte are always most fun
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: All the warnings signs blaring but you don't know how to read
[+5] u/hv876: Korea-poors. Tomorrow is Friday, be nice if you wake up and don’t dump this shit.
[+5] u/Pleasant_Gold_3634: Is spcx pump FAKE???
[+5] u/Asleep-Implement5938: 25 SPY 750c's for tomorrow. im either a genius or even more retarded than i originally thought. im leaning towards the latter but fuck it, i was gunna lose the money anyway.
[+5] u/T__i__m__: When will the spcx ipo hit the courts? Should be entertaining for at least a year.
[+5] u/LemurLord: You might be on to something there, I've never seen a WSB bear worth more than five digits
[+5] u/Anchises1: yo why my dick leak and dribble after pissing, bros, man to man, what does this mean??
[+5] u/Calculator143: you need to do kegel
[+5] u/No-Hedgehog-5266: Imagine believing the market isn’t going to rally tomorrow
[+5] u/yahooms: # I JUST HAD SEX, BUT NOW WHY INTEL IS FADING AND MU IS RED???
[+5] u/stonksf: Chilling in spy watching you ai tards baghold 30% drawdowns is glorious
[+5] u/Such-Ice1325: Intel really saved the rally
[+5] u/CalCurves: Remember when dan ives said TSLA was going to 600? 😂
[+5] u/Independent-Use-228: I want a Tesla Hummer Mercedes-Benz Ferrari.
[+17] u/SpunkySprinkle: Markets: absolutely fucked from oil prices, possible rate hikes and a general feeling of global instability. 🥭: TIME FOR MORE TARIFFS
[+16] u/Goody2Shoes92: The year is 2050. NVDA is still pinned to 200$.
Your AI wife needs a subscription of $99 a month to unlock the blowjob feature. Trump is still president.
Iran deal soon.
[+11] u/whomakesthetendies: Imagine thinking intel earnings will save the market 😂
[+11] u/hftrobo9285: Oil. Memory. Stonks.
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[+10] u/DesignerSea494: I’m gonna drink until I can’t feel feelings. It’s not a problem. It’s a risk-informed decision.
[+10] u/jokull1234: So let’s just say you’ve bombed a country for 13 days in a row, while they’re also bombing things back…would this be considered a war or just a complicated situationship?
[+10] u/318neb: Lost 20k today. Water for dinner!
[+9] u/DesignerSea494: If you can’t stomach a massive drawdown and think, “Oh, that’s interesting.” You have no business here.
[+9] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I'm down 46% on NKE shares lol. damn. and when I bought it I told my gf to sell when it was up 20%. but I was gonna hold it..
[+9] u/DeadInternetVoid: You
Will
Own
Nothing
And
Be
Happy
[+9] u/OkResponsibility2470: 🥭 tried to taco and it got rejected?? Aw fuk
[+9] u/NotMe357: I'm gonna call it. Tomorrow will pump at least 0.5%.
[+8] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Intel erases gains after Jim Cramer declares “Intel’s the one”
[+8] u/SageLeaf1: Cash gang looking good right about now
[+8] u/Level_Counter3062: Capital gains on stocks up to 100k a year should be tax free I thought this was America
[+8] u/KnightingGale: Need GOOG to rebound so I can gaslight myself into continuing to trade options
[+7] u/Shock2k: Bros. Google got stomped out because they are out of free cash flow. Thats bad. No matter what your eps looks like.
[+7] u/silverfutes: Tech getting punished for blowout earnings is the most bearish thing I’ve seen since ‘22.
[+7] u/Volume-Active: Tariffs, oil spikes, and Kospi? This ain't the triple whopper I ordered
[+7] u/vwaporwhatever: Continue holding NBIS
[+7] u/SpunkySprinkle: Feels like the commander in queef is with full intent trying to crash our economy at this point.
[+7] u/ClarkFable: If you turn the restraining order upside down, it’s actually an invitation to chill
[+7] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Tomorrow feels green, this chop can’t continue, yes I have puts
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: opening at 743 and shoving way up after
[+6] u/Bromine_Bro35: Im in the casino right now watching my friend go slot machine to slot machine what a degenerate 😂😂
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Nationwide, foreclosure filings spiked 21% in the first six months of 2026 compared to the same time last year
[+6] u/Isaiah4206940332: I had a dream last night that I put 300$ on spy 0dte and sold for 1200$ . Then I woke up 😞
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: Fake bull rally before the weekend war efforts, might be a good 0dte call day. If you hold over the weekend god help you
[+5] u/GenZguy1: all I know is it’s going up or down ok bye
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Lol Korea just sells every tiny little pump
[+5] u/Hellmale: Calls on AMZN and GOOG is logical play for next few weeks
[+5] u/YardComprehensive215: the intel pump faded very quickly.. looks like dumpster friday
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: Currently on a work trip to Central America and aggressively tipping in non tipping cultures on the company dime for premium service as is my right as an American.
[+5] u/Ervii: guys i was thinking about maybe creating a competitor to FINRA and calling it FINTARD
[+5] u/Pete26l96: Days like today, all i can do is go over to r/my600poundbutts and be thankful I'm not them... 🙏😌
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: The return of wsb emojis heralding the next wipeout just like liberation day lmao
[+5] u/_Netgirth: Oh god opening my port felt like when the lady from the ring came out of the tv
[+5] u/FrequentUpperDecker: Been an intel hater for months. Just bought 50 shares. Apologies existing holders—it’s over.
[+5] u/Drchubbypanda: My toxic trait is offering people to take their group photo from their camera but take a group selfie instead.
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: GOOG was definitely a good buy at $317 today for your long term account.
[+5] u/Stmast: Ill buy it at 300 in a few days
[+5] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: Bond yields spiking. 🥭 says he hates short sellers. He can do the funniest thing
[+5] u/Flashy-Finger-8600: I just bought mstr, am I retarred ?
[+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: My friend who graduated from DeVry University has analyzed the fundamentals of Kospi and predicted it to reach 15k soon.
[+5] u/Bill-Imaginary: i just got some bad news guys, it’s thursday, not wednesday
[+5] u/W8tin4BanHammer2Fall: Finally TSLA moving the way it should after an earnings annoucement. I'm up $3.73 today on the TSLZ share I'm down almost %50 on from spring last year :-)
[+5] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: Was going to full port INTC but I’m watching the prestige so forgot gg
[+5] u/caliwillbemine: “Where we’re going we don’t need roads, consumers, oil, or any of that shit. All we need is chips, dram, Sam, and Dario”
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: Bro still shorting the bottom in mid 2026 😂
[+5] u/fantabulouz: People who bought intel calls 🫵🤡
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: Bought intc 2x etf - it's going to moon more I think.
[+5] u/FrequentUpperDecker: “We will be using irans money to send the market back to ATH”
[+5] u/Haikoe: If you don’t understand why goog dropped; maybe do some research on what that rise in eps actually was
LMAO
[+5] u/nullzeroerror: THEYRE BEGGING FOR A DEAL! NOT ME!
[+5] u/cooperfrost: Bro you are supposed to Taco not Tarrif.
[+5] u/tessie_trades: cry in the casino ,because im truly regarded.
[+5] u/dacalo: We need some good news on the war - looks like escalated oil price is killing any good news/earnings.
Where is a taco when we need one.
[+5] u/Commercial_Lead_6407: Cashing out and buying Ohtani and Jordan PSA 10s.
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Maybe not to already be TRILLIONS in market cap?
Momentum trading has gotten out of hand... In the "old days" it was buy a stock when it was a baby and ride it up. Now everyone and their brother is buying into stocks that have already 5-10x'd in a year, and disappointed when it doesn't go up even more...
[+14] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Is that a Jackie Chan movie?
[+12] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Us Iran war escalated for the 13th day , oil is at ~100, 10y yield ~ 4.7%, surely market is gonna be bullish again.
[+12] u/longGERN: Too scared to invest in anything
[+11] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: I pawned the wife’s engagement ring and lied and said it must be lost. I need goog to go up
[+10] u/Evander85: Got really tilted on Monday and rage applied for futures access planning on trading all night to “get it all back”
I just got approved but now I am thinking clearly. It’s kind of like a post 🥜 clarity
[+9] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: Watching the Tesla shills coping on Twitter has been fun to watch today.
Watching my port lose $40k today, wasn't.
[+9] u/Provolone-Jones: If you think oil bulls are bad people for living in reality, just know that we didn’t start this war and didn’t want you to sit in gas ration lines. So, when you’re waiting for your ration of gas in a few months, your anger should be directed to the treasonous bastards that ensured we would run out of oil by shorting it to $67 during the worst supply crisis in history. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+9] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: gonna try this thing called diversification when my bags get unloaded (if)
[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: why is it bad to say only girls should play girls sports? I'm pretty like not conservative but I don't get this one
[+9] u/moorhound: Between fuel cost inflation, tariff inflation, and regular ol' currency inflation, prices are about to be more blown up than the bathroom of a Taco Bell serving lettuce wraps
[+9] u/Hwangoutpltr: Twisting my junk like a balloon animal rn 😤
[+9] u/Yuri_CPL: everyones so bearish in here that means calls tmrw
[+8] u/shaa1034: What’s the difference between a piano and a tuna and a can of glue ?
U can tuna a piano but can’t piano a tuna !
[+8] u/platinumfunds: Still in my SNDK shorts and holding strong
[+8] u/gabrielmmk: My inverse Cathie wood portfolio is up 67% 🤣
[+8] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Kospi if you hit a V I promise I'll marry a Korean woman and name our first son Kospi
[+8] u/Hwangoutpltr: Imagine massive melon bikini trampoline carwash
[+8] u/Throwaway18987987: I was having the worst day until I looked at TSLA
😂🤣😂🤣
[+8] u/miata_only: Pretty easy guys just make an LLC, start buying a fleet of the cheapest new convertible sports car on the market (The Mazda Miata), and rent them out to elderly tourists on Turo in a warm weather vacation spot.
Just stay out Ft. Lauderdale market's full
[+8] u/benj760486: If you're feeling bad just remember Elon is down 18 billion today
[+7] u/PlentyArmy2411: Whats an honest bear case against google other than the threat of ai "not being profitable"
[+7] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Ah fucking Korean dumping again
[+7] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: All these great earnings being smothers by 🥭 the biggest POS regard who’s ever walked the planet
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Months and months of gains completely wiped in the past 2 days. I went all-in on software stocks 2 days ago. This is probably going to get much worse before it gets better.
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: The rising dollar (dxy) in my opinion is telling the true story in the market.
Remember it's the petro dollar. People have to get dollars in order to buy oil. All of a sudden countries are worried about oil again. So they are converting assets or currency into dollars in order to try and rush to buy oil.
This is adding to the selling pressure we are seeing globally. I think this is the mechanic at work in the market today.
(Foreign country) Sell asset/currency, get dollars, buy oil
Repeat, first come, first served
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: if they wanted to taco overnight, this would be the night
i mean before midnight, i know that's it's unlikely but the circumstances couldn't be better
[+7] u/Necessary_Relief_126: kospi not completely crashing and hitting a circuit breaker is what is known as a good day for the Korean stock market
[+7] u/Hwangoutpltr: Crash is down, which I find less than ideal
[+7] u/savemoney_god: There’s an apparent shortage of tacos recently
[+7] u/Due-Information-6277: Elon is stealing your money with spcx.
[+7] u/smellyfingernail: Somebody get these BEGGARS out of here
[+7] u/FreshMix4305: All in on SPY and Google calls
[+7] u/Hwangoutpltr: The night is dark and full of retards
[+6] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: You dishonor the Korean attempt to lift the market. Now dishonor on you AmeriObese, dishonor on your families, dishonor on your sows(your wives)
[+6] u/jdfan51: Overnight chop is fucking cancer
[+6] u/Impossible-Ask2489: Wtf happened to INTC, all gains evaporated and back to yesterday closed price
[+6] u/adilmasoodkh: I'm numb to all this movement. I don't feel anything whether dram is up or down. Is this normal?
[+6] u/Open-Lifeguard-3206: Who gives a fuck anymore
[+6] u/OneLongjumping5743: the stock market is just a humiliation ritual at this point
[+6] u/solidsneeze: congrats guys, we survived this morning's recession
[+6] u/enc-nyc: AMD options even 1 day out are fucking expensive.
[+6] u/coolguyed: Never liked that movie parasite anyways
[+6] u/Totallynotfakenews: So how’s 🥭 still imposing tariffs? Didn’t the court rule them illegal or something?
[+6] u/JAntaresN: If you can smell your own stench you know you’re extra stinky
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: took a shit at the gym, did a little calf stretching
g2g now 🥱
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: I'm 30% GOOGL
BUY PUTS
[+6] u/Massander: More like ServiceLater
[+6] u/Desperate-Scallion42: Inverse wsb means we up bigly tmrw
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: there was this squirrel and the kids thought it was dead so I got some gloves and picked it up and that fucker ran up my arm, over the top of my head, down the other arm and took off
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: Homelessness isn't that bad, guys
I found a sweet drainage ditch next to a Walmart
[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: why near ATH felt like bear market?
[+6] u/Clappindemcheekies: Bear hunting tomorrow
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: korean degens complaining about losing money while proceeding to dump kospi till it hits a circuit breaker
[+5] u/Leading_Form_8485: I just want one week for cocaine binge and a night with hookers. Is this too much to ask?
[+5] u/toomuchmarcaroni: I bought calls on Google, failed. Thought about calls on Intel, didn’t pull the trigger — fail
[+5] u/Polzinron25: Oh no INTC crashing down
[+5] u/_3470: last 2 days i bought the overnight dump and sold the opening pump. will it work for a 3rd day?
[+5] u/captain_casino: every night the korean war returns
[+5] u/Buddha988: Breaks my beating heart that our man SPY isnt doing very good. Calls
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: It's all fun and games until reddit sends you a bill for $50k in the mail 💀
[+5] u/nvidia69420: Lmaoo nana so proud!! Plz don’t let theta destroy my calls overnight 😅
[+5] u/Chemical-Top-1407: We’re going to the moon tmmrw right?
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: 99% of traders held Down + A B when throwing a pokeball in pokemon red, blue, and yellow
[+5] u/diefy7321: Someone take cramer’s fucking phone away ffs lmfaooo
[+5] u/Killerfeed_Reborn: Fr dont understand people who think capex is bad. Companies making money hand over fist also spend money to make more money. Do they really think they know how better to run said companies?
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: oil already starting the path upwards
[+5] u/jdfan51: Pick a fucking direction
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Futes at +.15% our 0dte calls are saved, thanks lord
[+5] u/LankyLibrary7662: Tomorrow spy will open 745! That's my wish
[+5] u/imadawgg: I do though.
Whatever I expect it not to. Same with overnight
[+5] u/New-Length5593: FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED
[+5] u/SLP_SoCal: We need to not have a retard in office
[+16] u/brute-forced: Im excited to pay 10-12% more for everyday items! Thank you daddy orange mango, thank you!
[+13] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Please god pleeeease, just let the heart attack happen, you know it’s over due now, just let it bang bro
[+8] u/brute-forced: BATTON DOWN THE FUCKING HATCHES FOLKS!! THE ORANGE DEPRESSION IS STARTING! NOTHING IS AFFORDABLE, ECONOMY IN SHAMBLES, YOLOING AT SCALE! PREPARE
[+8] u/Any_Influence_8305: Even motley fool is posting bearish articles about SpaceX lmao get this shit out of QQQ
[+8] u/llasar17: everything reminds me of her
[+7] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: Pretty obvious the alternative to oil is nuclear. I’ll keep buying.
[+7] u/Hot_Sacks: Very bearish in here. Calls it is
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: So it's tariffs again, this time to distract from the war, which was a distraction from the files
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: It’s not an addiction, if you can afford it.
[+7] u/ap1618: Cramer doesn’t move markets lol
[+6] u/TakeThatBro: They should take back the FIFA peace prize from him now that it's over
[+6] u/account-names: Ordered some Carbonara with chicken meatballs.
Have not felt so relaxed in forever (woke up from an evening nap).
The market could go to zero or to mars tomorrow, idc anymore
[+6] u/Rock_or_Rol: Can we fucking leave Iran already? Jesus
[+6] u/geddyclaus: 🥭 can still impose new tariffs because the Supreme Court's February 2026 ruling only blocked his use of one specific statute—the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA)—leaving him free to target imports using other narrow, alternative trade laws like Section 122 of the Trade Act of 1974 and Section 232 of the Trade Expansion Act of 1962.
[+6] u/hioman01: KOSPI no circuit breakers yet, we are so back
[+5] u/RegardMode: Those pussy koreans always selling
[+5] u/StandardDot5115: wheres the gabagoogl
[+5] u/OnceALoser: The only green I saw today was my poop.
[+5] u/TerriblyGood: holy heck Reddit is so obnoxious. the stock should be 0
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Why did I buy beat down software stocks in June, instead of FOMOing into memory stocks.
Instead of being up and on the hype train, my port is at a 52Wk low and idek what to do with what I have left.
[+5] u/bluen: Ai breaks out of GPU prison and goes skynet
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I bet gold is gonna go ape shit again soon!
[+5] u/Squidysquid27: We should have all known how today was going to play out after they found that bear on the power lines.
First bird poop, then this, whats next?!?
[+5] u/BearContra: Intel will open around 125 tomorrow (as long as they don't announce a new offering)
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Bull run start tomorrow oil topped out
[+5] u/Creative_Number_4428: Thought 🥭 was saving us at the bottom. Turns out I’m a retard and he was just buying puts laughing
[+5] u/wildcat1055: ~~Deal with Iran~~
~~Deal with the Saudis~~
Deal with the penguins ✅
[+5] u/VOO_bull_forever: # IMAGINE THINKING ANYTHING COULD HOLD ONTO GAINS. LMAO
[+5] u/palindromic: If the market corrects Elon’s ponzi companies into obscurity and it somehow forces him to sell xitter back to Dorsey or some other hands off type or at least to someone with “not the main character” energy.. that would be a very good thing. Tired of being spoon fed his race baiting vitriol by tHe aLgOrItHm which is literally just a booster of his shit..
[+5] u/SoryCantThinkOfAName: I think I might poop tomorrow
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Haven’t gooned in days. The withdrawal symptoms are getting to me 😫😫
[+5] u/Saltysalt1748: Bro wtf is this guy doing tariffs!!!!!
[+5] u/RoninKnight17: Guys I think we might be poor tomorrow 🥺
[+5] u/delicious_oppai: Lmao got called out when i said intel will fade 😂
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Can I get surgery to make my nose bigger?
[+12] u/kairepaire: Really, KOSPI? Right in front of my sleep?
[+12] u/whyshw: Believe it or not the shit posting we do here is feeding all of the AI models that turn around a repackage shit into fancy information to the plebs
[+11] u/Noble_Bastard: The fact the middle class voted for this orange clown to take them from middle class to no class (and poor) is hilarious.
[+9] u/Dust-Sea: My Sgov account is outperforming my trading account YTD.
[+9] u/kairepaire: Can KOSPI breach the mighty -8%/day line and manage to dump even more today!? Lets find out
[+8] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: One day well wake up and realize we were all trapped on Epstein's island
[+8] u/t2mo24242424: Wow Koreans really dumping now
[+7] u/skarfbeaulonee: I think the new nuclear deal with Saudi Arabia is fantastic. Sure 15 of the 19 individuals who carried out 9-11 were Saudi citizens and sure they were assisted by Saudi intelligence upon arriving in America and sure Al-Queda was primarily funded by Saudi Arabia and sure Bin Ladin was born into a Saudi family, but I don't see how any of that is relevant or concerning.
[+7] u/Dust-Sea: There is lots of nasty things I would like to say to people from a certain country.
* I can't because gey mods will ban me.
[+7] u/SnoStrm: Port = blown
Hope = none
Life = it’s over
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/spn43: I fart in Korea's general direction!
[+7] u/ZeroSumTruths: CONGRATDUATION TO ALL THE DIP BUYERS!! You're now all promoted to your new role "Exit Liquidity".
[+6] u/Worried-Action-9497: Ughhh this market suuuucks
[+6] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Google deserves the plunge. The limitless spending on AI is fucked!!!!!
[+6] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Bro it’s been a fucking month
Give it a rest Korea for fuck sakes
[+6] u/FLRugDealer: So tariffs don’t matter this time?
[+6] u/Ok_Battle5814: If this moron wants rates lowered, he sure has a funny way of showing it
[+6] u/ez399017: How does Korea still have shares to sell
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: THE TARIFFS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORAL IMPROVES
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: The only thing i haven’t traded is a nuke drop and can i just preface by saying
LET’S FUCKING NOT. Please. GODDAMMIT
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: 🥭 should tarrif Korea
[+6] u/Kidatsfresh: overnight is fake right? we'll be green in the morning right?
[+6] u/SophisticatedLogic: I am born to lose money.
Invest in stonks, lose money.
Start a business, lose money.
Marry a wife, lose money.
[+6] u/visionarymind: …headed to the gym & INTC👵 was +10% AH
Wtaf happened during the call⁉️
[+6] u/shitbergfuckstick: 50 percent cash, 50 percent booze
[+6] u/BLVCKYOTA: Remember to use ‘I’ statements to express your feelings. For example: I am fuk.
[+5] u/Ill-Expression1737: turned 20$ into 1100$ on baseball parlay 😭
[+5] u/Scorch8482: [Honestly sad af. Poor kid probably got liquidated again.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-e-vICfPpw&pp=ygUSa29yZWFuIG1hcmdpbiBjYWxs0gcJCaMLAYcqIYzv)
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I made 500 effortlessly this morning then it took all day to make another $30 lmao fuk
[+5] u/ez399017: Why should Koreas ant problem have any effect on my MU?
[+5] u/lovo17: INTC is yet another example of why I continue to buy when I can even as the market keeps dropping. These earnings reports are too good to stay on the sidelines.
[+5] u/No-Comfortable9123: Petition to give guy who originally posted bear on telephone pole in daily thread flair of “Gay 🐻 Oracle of WSB”
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: Koreans are fucking banned from money markets
[+5] u/foulhowell: This isn’t blood in the streets, but I’ll take it.
[+5] u/OilBull: Wow 7:59 PM est was a bad time to buy a fuck ton of SKHY
[+5] u/AGigatonicxs: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+5] u/Naiyakin: pretty good. I’d put 5-15% of cash in rn.
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I had a snack
Did i trigger the impending financial collapse?
[+5] u/urahozer: Orcl with a sneaky Pentagon deal after close.
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: I like to buy dips to accelerate my losses, been working out well for me so far.
[+18] u/westernwasteland: Man fuck 🥭 I'm sick of this shitbag
[+11] u/cow_grass: Is the kospi fucking up the market again. For fuck sake.
[+11] u/Holiday-Career-9349: Remember when Trump and an immigrant were selling Teslas in front of the White House? Back before the ballroom drama and the cage fights?
[+10] u/Gom_KBull: just want to take a moment to thank all the college profs that try to minimize required books and help work with diff versioning.
Fuck the textbook industrial complex.
[+10] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: When Kospi bear etf?
[+9] u/No_Stand5622: My Tinder indicator(more girls text me first)show we are on the verge of economic collapse.
[+9] u/sonofalando: Dear god, how can we have one of the most bullish timelines during a technology revolution and somehow have the most regarded government at the same time. Get me off this clown car 🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/user_nombre_: I might just start buying and holding stocks
[+8] u/BttrcreamSilkVersace: My move is moving my toaster to the bathtub
[+8] u/Acceptable_Front_379: Sweeping new tariffs. Thanks Grandpa!
[+8] u/SxeySteve: I decide to go bullish and suddenly now the war and oil crisis actually matter?
[+7] u/Soossaaaa: chocolate bars went from being a couple dollars to 5 each now. if you're not buying cacao futures then watchu doin
[+7] u/hallett21: 36 mins until liberation day 2.0
[+7] u/twenty_three_three: Good thing we have a strategic reserve of oil to insulate us from our dumbass foreign policy provocations.
Shame if that wasnt around...
[+7] u/ajibtunes: Signs That You Have a Strong Aura
1. You don't have many friends.
[+7] u/Background_Smile_426: Tf is wrong with the degenerates in korea!
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: I’m tired of his fake manipulated pump & dump market
[+6] u/Deep_Calls_007: Night is still young. I am getting old. Crime doesn’t sleep. But I have to. Good Night Gotham.
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: Google PE is now 15 after yest earnings
[+6] u/No-Paint-5726: Iran doesnt need nukes. Trumps launching nukes for them onto the stock market.
[+6] u/westernwasteland: Now he's spamming the same videos over and over like go to fucking bed already grandpa
[+6] u/Abject_Wish_3787: You guys chose this shit as tard as president of the most powerful country, ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING? 2 more years to go
[+6] u/0201037464793921170: The KOSPI is so disturbing lately.
[+6] u/GenTelGuy: Selling off GOOG on a huge earnings beat for having high capex is big retrasado behavior, spending capital to build up your business is basically the definition of growth
[+6] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Staring to think I should have sold Tuesday
[+6] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Drill team 6 assemble
[+6] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Yeah this market is fucked
[+6] u/demonhunterking: Today will be green at open. Tesla up 3%
[+6] u/Veshino99: ANY LONGTERM INVESTORS HERE 🤮🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
[+6] u/scm66: LinkedIn be like "here's what neglecting my child taught me about B2B sales".
[+6] u/ericcc1029: Imagine if the charts starting going left instead of right
[+6] u/New_Competition_410: This is a load of barnacles
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: Who reckons vlads "hacked tweet" about a crypto coin was actually him and he forgot to switch accounts .. he just out there pumping shit coins to rug
[+5] u/ajibtunes: no babe thats my emotional support platonic homegirl that i'm a little attracted to
[+5] u/hkusbeckham: Fucking mrvl just go up. You piece of shit
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: The way you retards are talking ima have to full port 0 dte mu calls tomorrow open😂
[+5] u/warvold7: Do we think stocks sell off tomorrow,Monday, and Tuesday before big earnings weds/Thursday?
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Sometimes I wish I actually get fired because of AI because that would mean my AI stocks are gonna bring me generational wealth.
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: I do. It will open. Most likely.
[+17] u/HumanFromTexas: More tariffs are being announced and range from 10-12.5% on imports from countries that account for 99% of US imports.
This dude is an idiot.
[+14] u/RibeyeAndScotch: We're in the endgame now
The market or Iran
He has to pick one
Ultimate taco to save the market
or
save benji
[+13] u/D1finalboss: sorry best they can do is smoke skinny cigarettes and wear adidas track suits
[+10] u/VirgillMastercard: I’m the only regard who lost money on intel yesterday.
[+10] u/Boraximus: Morgan Stanley published a hit job on memory stocks, that why KOSPI is down:
"The report said NAND module inventories have risen to about 13 weeks, demand has cooled, and fourth-quarter NAND price gains are expected to slow to about 5%, with spot prices falling for two consecutive months.
The report also said CXMT is rapidly expanding capacity and that supply and demand are gradually moving into balance. It added that if NAND weakens, DRAM should also be viewed bearish, and that HBM market growth is expected to be limited to about 40%."
[+10] u/Several-Village5814: Legit question why gamble instead of grow your wealth the right way
[+8] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: I was promised that stocks only go up.
[+8] u/Careful-Weight-702: Cant sleep, clown’ll eat me
[+8] u/Diamond-Key197: This market had 3 green days and it got deleted in less than 2 hours over Google dumping and Taco yapping.... Holy fucking shit
[+8] u/syedhuda: bers hoping for elevator down but the market is doing baby steps down
[+7] u/shorty85: Yikes my MU calls tomorrow are fucked again
[+7] u/WallSt_Chutiya: I love inflation. Today I paid over 5 bucks per gallon finally ..Man ..how long did i wait for this moment!
[+7] u/Chocobops: Wall Street: The big companies are out to get you! They're going to finance the AI revolution by leveraging your need to own the best companies in your portfolios! Sell them now before you become one of the slaughtered!
Investors: Sell
Wall Street: Hedged for this, doesn't sell, gladly takes your shares to become quadrillionaires in 2035
Investors in 2035: Why am I still poor?
[+7] u/w8w8dont: Elon trying to speedrun going from the richest man in the world to the poorest
[+7] u/Academic-Ear213: Elon- most successful man on earth at getting retards to buy his junk
[+7] u/ddrsdght: You’re not my son. You’re just a little piece of competition. A bastard from a basket!
[+6] u/ChemistLeading3484: Market literally lives to fuck me over specifically
[+6] u/RibeyeAndScotch: I bought MXL calls. Why did I do that?
[+5] u/_UFOctopus: I was pissed off for not selling my puts before market close. It may have been the best mistake
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Painted himself into a fkn corner
[+5] u/Schytzo: Fuck me, shouldn't have sold amd
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: I hereby order all Koreans to pump Kospi bigly! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/unarmed_fish: FULL PORTING CALLS 9:30 AM SHARP
[+5] u/syedhuda: bers we better not catch you in the markets tomorrow or us buls will beat you up
[+5] u/bendraw: The market is just three Ponzi schemes in a trench coat.
[+5] u/Fancy_Goat685: Are we all getting rewards tonight. Is this the Oprah show
[+10] u/OpeDefinitely: 50% tariffs on canada.
what
[+10] u/Filimon97: TACO in this weekend. Mark my words!
[+9] u/Responsible_Laugh62: Fuck this shit I’m going to bed
[+9] u/ActJolly: rich guy hiding around every corner waiting to steal my $10 profit and turn it into -$50
[+8] u/Ok-End-3213: I predicted the dump today and tmw we moon again
[+8] u/Concept-Plastic: Buffett really bought the top in Google lmao
[+8] u/shaun5pais: Today is bearish but Micron will cross 1000
[+7] u/OpeDefinitely: whoever in here gets margin called first gets to do drywall work for me at $7.25/hour
[+7] u/theineffablebob: beautiful chinese model named kimi
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Bull market
1980-2026
"GUH"
[+6] u/Resilience_Technique: from the way market is moving, we are either going to have greatest crash or greatest bull run in history
[+6] u/Lexicalyolk: The supreme court ruled in February that its illegal for trump to unilaterally impose tariffs
[+5] u/Nateleb1234: Wtf is wrong with meta? It's red everyday
[+5] u/TheSeeker331: Wish I’d stayed cash gang. I was for a couple of weeks and then got back in this week. HUGE mistake and gave back a lot of gains. 💀
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Market is genuinely so finished that squeeze from 6300-7600 based off a taco was so manufactured
[+5] u/No-Magazine-4717: SPY 748 EOD tomorrow. 755 by Tuesday.
[+5] u/Independent-Eye9513: Don’t worry guys I just spoke with the guys who manages 🥭 truth social account and they are planning on announcing that they are canceling all strike and resuming peace talks at 9am est time tomorrow
[+5] u/slimeystevebob: The human body, a thing of wonder
[+5] u/itsojoever: Lost 230 today but made 5 cents on a fractional google share, thanks
[+5] u/One_Artichoke7873: welp here comes the nukes
[+5] u/Several_Direction599: Moving into the doghouse when the wife finds out about today
[+5] u/Educational_List_390: Sk Hynix Korea: -5.5%
Sk Hynix ADR: -0.5%
Tf
[+12] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Bro. How fucked is it that I supported my ex-gf a shit ton over the 2 years we were together, and she still found a ton of things to be pissed at me for. It stressed me the fuck out and I eventually just left.
But christ dude. I'd cook dinners, do the laundry and dishes, got her a job with the gov, filed and paid for her to get a passport, showed her how to open a roth IRA and invest in boomer stocks so she could retire.
And the thanks I got was to get bitched at 2-3x a week for not meeting her needs in other aspects.
[+12] u/RandomNobodyEU: don't gloat bers, this shit will pump for no reason and we all know it
[+11] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Bro the only fucking time my port sees a massive upswing, is AFTER a massive ass fucking. FFS dude. Let me fucking see some goddamn green and not have to pay with my goddamn asshole first.
[+9] u/kill-devil-films: Iran has Mango by the balls and he doesnt have the fortitude or intelligence to just take the L.
If he had the intelligence, he wouldnt be in this situation in the first place.
[+9] u/Maleficent-Patience5: Daily reminder that spcx should piss and shit itself
[+8] u/Benromaniac: Now or later, a reckoning is coming. 🥭 and his team are completely and utterly incompetent
[+8] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Believe it or not, calls.
[+8] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Recession this October.
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: Wtf are these green numbers next to googl in pre-market??
[+8] u/_IsNull: Jim Cramer said, "Intel's the one." Minutes later, $INTC plunged
[+7] u/No_Tie9686: some people are down 100% for the year
[+7] u/Educational_Party270: Hey Axios, do me a favor and say there is a ceasefire
[+7] u/yheneva: I need GOOG 400 by next month or my wife's gonna take away my playstation
[+7] u/Razvanell95: Grok make me a 3 hour movie about getting margin called
[+6] u/GrossFleshSack: GOOG oversold here, I want the tendies from the dead cat bounce, give it to me.
[+6] u/MarginCall94: it is Software time baby..
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **Strangers from distant lands, friends of old. You’ve been summoned here to answer the threat of Poordor.**
**Middle AI buildout stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this fate, this one AI Doom. Bring forth the bubble, Bulldum**
[+5] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Iran rejects U.S.'s 11th hour ceasefire proposal. Source- Israel Times
[+5] u/retiredalavalathi: Whats the news brothers? every market is running up and yields coming down. why?
[+5] u/RetconnedUsername: I will be freaking the fuck out and panic selling everything
[+5] u/desilent: This month is so boring, just red red red
[+5] u/canaan57: Great scam pump but I need another 1.5% plz ty
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Rage bought 7K worth of puts before close. 717 August 31 expiration. Just give me a 3-5% drop tomorrow so I can go hard this weekend
[+16] u/BestTrader69420: All I have to do is double my money 7 times and I’m back to breakeven
[+15] u/chaos-organized: There is news, you just haven’t paid for the early access subscription…
[+14] u/Diligent_Fondant6761: Mango's new statement on truth social - "We are pausing our plans to annihilate Iran because the president of Wakanda requested me to and I have huge respect for him"
[+13] u/MooseyGoosey69: If you didn't buy the Google dip, you must hate money
[+11] u/Special_Attitude8471: be strong random dude
[+10] u/opsqttt: Back to work at 6am, is this going to be my life forever?
[+9] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: guys I'm increasingly watching a SIGNIFICANT volume of hardcore gaypron and I'm beginning to worry I might be gay
[+9] u/steem99: oil movement today is purely to flush out all the retail that bought oil longs yesterday. No other reason.
[+9] u/National-Kick-4420: Peace talks going well
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: This has being a shitty month
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: oil is cratering like iranian leaders offered to suck all western cocks after placing their puts. I think we know whats next, they will beg for peace again
[+8] u/ziggyho: Just remember peace deal Sunday night 15 minutes before futures open. Position accordingly
[+7] u/i_simp_f: Every single one of my internal organs is positioned incorrectly
[+7] u/Independent-Bag5875: Once you ditch toilet paper for a post shit shower you can never go back. Haven’t used tp in years
[+7] u/Diligent_Fondant6761: oil dropping..seems like someone leaked a TACO already!!
[+7] u/Shoty6966-_-: I need NVDA to moonshot cock rocket to 210 by open
[+7] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Oil dumping off no news?
[+6] u/SolomonKings7: It's TACO Friday, so prepare for yet another market manipulation with Iran, right after market close lol
[+6] u/Ranepureko: I need to make 10k tomorrow any tips
[+6] u/NerdSlamPo: every Mag7 is going to be raising CAPEX this earnings. META is one of them. MMs would rather put money into the companies benefiting from the CAPEX than the companies raising money
[+6] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: Chat is so much better when you use tools to tag and ignore the prolific attention-whoring shitposters.
[+6] u/doctorqaz: Semi pump, MSFT dump.
Software dump, MSFT dump.
MSFT pump, MSFT dump.
[+6] u/Unhappy-Shelter-8785: I'm going on iin SpaceX. The negative FCF only tells me more about their investment ambitions and it'll pump when they hit
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: Me: ‘ah yes, finally broke even for the year from pure retard luck on 1dte puts, time to buy 40 shares of Google at $347’
Also me: ‘oh shit oh fuck how could this happen 😭’
[+5] u/Firm-Public-9829: Who else’s account is at an ATL? Maybe I won’t feel so bad😂
[+5] u/xT-Nastyyy: Sometimes stocks go up and other times they go down
[+5] u/jraiv420: 🥭 will eventually taco once he's done buying the dip
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: He just used a 100 year old backdoor to get around that.
Something called the Smoot-Halway Tariff act of 1930.
I'm sure it'll be fine. It's not like it could cause a great depression, or something.
[+5] u/SolomonKings7: Google looks cheap AF. Gonna went all in with stocks and LEAPS once get my bonus lol