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[+30] u/2020isgreat: The reason you aren't making money is u aren't paying Truth Social 100k/month
[+29] u/KeyEmu7694: Gambled $105k to make $70 today.
[+26] u/aqjingson: It turns out if you don’t take profits, someone else will for you 😤
[+24] u/andsto2: MU with another red day. Legendary
[+24] u/kazkeb: "We'll have FSD in a few years"
"We'll have data centers in space in a few years"
You gotta be a true idiot and cuck to keep believing the bullshit that comes out of Elon's mouth
[+23] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Well boys it’s been a fun 7 years but unfortunately I’ve gotta call it quits. Options just ain’t for me.
[+19] u/stringfellowpro: Condoms are for fucking pussies
[+18] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Wait until Koreans come back to all these discounts they can finally afford
[+17] u/Ok_Resolution_8472: Bought spy calls, good luck everyone else
https://preview.redd.it/kufq14omludh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9893c9d028b3ced6015b4b687db342eaa267091b
[+17] u/JohanLiebert92: June and July , two dogshit months
[+17] u/financiallythriving: Imagine having a wife that trades options with you
[+17] u/WildTittyWrangler: The important thing is that everyone has fun.
[+16] u/HighwayExotic2808: Truly the funniest day we’ve had in quite awhile. Everyone got fucked
[+16] u/ckami_91: Micron closed red after pumping 10% intraday
LMFAOOO
[+15] u/69peterpumpkineater: Lost 20k this week. But port not completely gone. Half left. I'll take it
[+15] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Going to the arcade , atleast the rigged games there are more fun and less money
[+15] u/Non-mon-xiety: Be honest who here bought at the top
[+14] u/TrickyDickCheney: Went from up big to red today. Very difficult market to navigate.
[+14] u/dreamer_Neet: How the fuck do you charge tariffs over wildfires lmao
[+14] u/CPA-hole: Time to motorboat some giant titties
[+13] u/Geoff_Dawmer: At least SPCX got wrecked.
[+13] u/Dude_HaHa: # That red dildo at 3:59 was MMs saying " Fuck you in particular!" to retail.
[+12] u/Mysterious-Device-53: This time last week, I was on top of the world
Now I'm scraping for change to buy the bare necessities...
[+12] u/ninjaguy2511: At this point u just hold, and work a real job. Its been bad all over.
[+12] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Just saw a sneak peek at Mag7 earnings, they raised capex to $100 trillion for 2027. All mag7 to $0 market cap MU trading at $10,000 a share and all of our brains are powered by American memory chips. Not the Chinese ones.
[+12] u/AgitatedJump8459: Bullish week ahead
China chip ban
Capex increase
Positive earnings
Another peace deal taco moment
Thank me later x
[+12] u/NativePlant870: jpow would never do this to us
[+12] u/SoloOutdoor: I think a lot of people are at their breaking point. Thats why im bearish. Every system I see is riddled with nepotism and fucking fraud.
[+11] u/JPowTheDayTrader: What a shitty ~~week~~ month LMAO 🤣 🤌
[+11] u/Moepenmoes: Lmao so the SNDK and MU V's from a few hours ago were a trap
[+11] u/TakeThatBro: I'm starting to suspect that you guys are only here for losing money
[+11] u/Liquidsnake959: Well, that caps off one of the worst weeks ending the worst month run I’ve ever had
[+11] u/baller1able: The only good thing about today is scamx has offically lost over a trillion market cap since ipo
[+10] u/Background-Ad-5319: I was seven dollars up 1 minute before market closed. I was like oh hell yeah at least it’s not a red day for once and then I shit $2800 fucking dollars in 30 seconds. And I refuse to open the app and see what it finished at.
[+10] u/spilledonwhite: yeah fuck this fuck options I don't think this is for me.
idk how any of you ever get a win with this shit, fucking nuts.
[+10] u/LabyrinthLayers: MU - decent buy
SNDK - enjoy the fall
[+10] u/QueenAlicat: I fucked it all up at the very end 😭
[+10] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: This ai correction was tuff man, time for the next leg up
[+10] u/Vito_GYATafore: Why are restaurants so weird about reservations for 1? I don't want to get a prostitute every time I want to enjoy a high quality meal. I tip fat
[+10] u/slytythesneakyguy: I’m all loaded up on calls, getting that “near margin maintenance” warning flashing all over my screen, Monday we eat 🍽️
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: you just need to reframe your loses narrative
"i just spent $5000 today on groceries"
[+10] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I lost approximately 35% of my port this week.
[+10] u/FinePerformance1046: Everyone is so bearish, broke or both in here. We're fucking ripping next week
[+9] u/darkspherei: in space everything is weightless except your bags
[+9] u/WocketWaccoon: This week was depressing asf. I guess I am the “fat cuck”
[+9] u/darkspherei: I'm blaming China for my losses
[+9] u/User_UnKn0wn00: 100% cash fuck this market
[+9] u/savethechows: has anyone bought truth prime to figure out where the bombs are dropping
[+9] u/NativePlant870: Kevin Warsh is ass. Just the way he talks pisses me off
[+9] u/Warmake: As soon as market closed memory dumps more. MMs manipulating intras so hard.
[+9] u/e30jawn: This no pdt shit rules
[+9] u/giannisismyman: \-4.8% over the last 5 days. That feels like a win.
[+9] u/Jowl24: Im just tired of winning so much Mr. President :-(
[+9] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Micron enters 1 year contract to make me a fucking bag holder
[+9] u/Actual_Difference617: Fuck man i am gonna cry. Some bullshit news keeps coming every hour to fuck over my trades.
[+9] u/conoremc: I don't know what Sundar is doing, Google should start selling $1.50 hotdogs so they can get a P/E of 47.5 like Costco
[+8] u/Dioxzise: OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Now that the market is closed I am going to have my wife’s pussy as a snack before dinner
[+8] u/AncientAd3846: Well im not broke but im far from rich still
[+8] u/ShowerDear1695: No one can hear you crying in the casino in space
[+8] u/hayleybts: What do you call it when you know you are wrong but still continue in wrong direction?
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Finally sold my SPCX bags but at a heavy loss. Never buying this shit again unless it drops to 10$ or less
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #What a shitty ass week this was. Well next week has huge earnings. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Anyway what plans do you guys have this weekend? I'll celebrate by having extra sleep for dinner
[+8] u/baller1able: Now we have to worry about 🥭's weekly weekend war
[+8] u/Bizonistic: If there is no news of peace deal this weekend, I will be liquidated on Monday.
[+8] u/Haikoe: Gonna need some pretty serious lies from 🥭 for oil to come down next week
[+8] u/CD274: Maybe we all need to organize like the ants
[+8] u/Successful-End7689: Imagine branding yourself as anti-establishment, then selling Truth memberships to the biggest players on Wall Street 😂
[+8] u/vermilli21: # CANT WAIT FOR THE KOREANS TO LIQUIDATE US MORE SUNDAY NIGHT
[+8] u/Big_Love_3070: On one hand I’ve lost a shit ton of money these past two months. But, I’ve gotten laid every night and have almost cut out alcohol. So thats cool
[+8] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Lmao some scam text just sent me a robinhood verification code text. Little do they know theres no way for them to liquidate my accounts when I already did that myself.
[+7] u/cooperfrost: I have never been so happy to consolidate my losses and not lose more #winning
[+7] u/patmccock86: "WE ARE GOING TO OBLITERATE MICRON AND SANDISK, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
[+7] u/aftherith: Too late to sell now homies, we riding this out.
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Next week we have Google, Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, Intel report earnings. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/ACiD_80: Goddamn what a shitty week!
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: Netflix saying viewer retention rate doesn’t matter is the biggest load of BS.
[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: War is dragging too long
[+7] u/Noxta_: The fact that none of this shit held today and it call came back down feels pretty bad for next week💔 for sure thought MU would bounce harder off of 820, apple the only thing stopped us from eating total shit now
[+7] u/Drokeep: Dumb bers lmao easiest calls for monday
[+7] u/Sagenitis: MU and SNDK will be up 10% a day each day next week right guys ?? Right !!
[+7] u/Bizonistic: SNDK went up to 1500 then back down to 1330 just to fuck with my mental health
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: Analysts = dumbass people who work in finance.
[+7] u/znightmaree: Last chance to buy tickets for The TACO Express this Sunday evening!
35% off!
[+7] u/Special_Economist803: Washout retailer account
[+6] u/iced_black_coffee: MU pump and dump go crazy
[+6] u/trumpdiego: so you're telling me that we're not building space data centers?!?
[+6] u/Salt_Contract342: Microsoft was red, market was supposed to be green. I demand answers
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Might really end up working at wendy’s 🥺
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: NBIS raising money against their GPUs. Surely there is nothing to worry about here
[+6] u/Peeeeech: SPY also got the explosive diarrhea
[+6] u/tjinga2u: My favorite part is how it grinds my puts into dust then shits down, which is why I bought more out of spite
[+6] u/Federal-Hearing-7270: How is the $3M MUU guy doing?
[+6] u/Metal-Water: Went from down 55 percent to up 93 percent back down to red. My greedy dumbass smh
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Options are dog shit every since I switched to just doing x2 ETFs I’ve been winning. You still have to time it right but it’s so much more easier and safe than options.
[+6] u/trumpdiego: ##THE CHAOTIC ERA HAS BEGUN
[+6] u/dumbest-bastard: NGL, they had me in the first half hour
[+6] u/ManBearPig_1983: Will they take the Kharg this weekend?
[+6] u/_hopkins: If MAG7 announce they will spend on Capex, we are fucked but MU and friends will get a temporary bump. If MAG7 announce they are going to ease up on spending, MAG7 will lose the AI race and we are fucked. MU and friends will go to the core of the earth. When OpenAI and Anthropic IPO, MAG7 will get fucked to move the cash to buy these fuckers. Are things fucked in general?
[+6] u/TheSauce69: Tim Apple to reopen the Strait of Ghey
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: everything bleeding AH .... think today was a dead cat bounce 😓
[+6] u/Rough-Prior-76: i bought $15k worth of space x at $184. im freaking out beacuse thats all the money in my roth. should i sell and put it into ASTS
[+6] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Up 1k to down 100$ easy come easy go folks
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Every ETF I touch dies
[+6] u/Haikoe: The way 🥭 expects ppl to not understand cpi numbers is just kinda horrifying.
Inflation is down —> we brought prices down
I mean wtf
[+6] u/doortoNarnia: bruhs, i DM'd a chick on reddit and we're meeting for coffee tomorrow. imagine if she's a smokeshow as well😍
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Weekend thread couldn't have come fast enough
[+5] u/empty-bensen: Dramatic day for ultimately no movement
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: what a day, what a week
[+5] u/enc-nyc: had 0dte 698 calls and they expired worthless, just a dollar shy, fuck you QQQ
[+5] u/Ok_Location7677: So anyone else f around today and make it bigly? Timed morning market MU selloff and unloaded. Loaded back up my puts at the top, got out a little early at 855 but made a tidy 100k. Bears just make money faster. Not my fault.
[+5] u/ScrewChaseBank: Fucking RUG on Sandisk and MU there lmao.
[+5] u/Thisguyisgarbage: LUNR first green since June. That means 100% guarantee it hits ATH on Monday 🫡
[+5] u/skychief99: Stocks were hardly down really.
But wait until Monday as you know we're going to invade Gilligan's Island this weekend.
[+5] u/Sick0h: No volume on pumps. No volume on dumps. Where the fuck is everyone
[+5] u/ramiN00dles: !banbet KOSPI -8% 1d
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: If I had a nickel (lets say $20 for modern times), for every time I switched from "I'm going to be rich soon" to "times like these are why I will never be rich" - I'd be rich af
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: QQQ has another 10% to fall. I don't make the rules.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Today's pump was a tiny glimpse of things to come
The dump towards the end was to keep bear money in the game.....
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Manifesting a good week that I will not fuck up again
[+5] u/Own_Implement4380: Best trading day ever
[+5] u/ProudMatter9227: That was a weird fucking day
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine looking at AH price action after Friday close
[+5] u/patmccock86: "This is the TOO LATE MARKET"
"This is the SLEEPY MARKET"
"This is the IRAN MARKET"
"This is the HUSSEIN MARKET"
"This is the CHYNA MARKET"
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: I'm getting too good at trading, something absolutely horrifying is gonna happen next week and I can't do anything about it, I just have to sit there and watch the trade that fucks me
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: Time to goon to big titties all weekend
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Once you have their money you never give it back.
Rules of acquisition.
[+5] u/Haikoe: You just haaaad to buy today, didn’t ya
[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: Scandinavian women are so nice. They aren’t materialistic and split the bill and other expenses
[+5] u/zeebee098: Thinking about committing a crime so I can go to jail and stop trading
[+5] u/DipSniper69: Straight up not having a good time
[+5] u/DrumpfTheBern: Once again, the last 5 minutes candle on MU makes it look like we’re in for rough Monday.
[+5] u/jokull1234: You know maybe when Twitter was talking about Japanese glue companies being an AI bottleneck, that was probably a good signal to sell
[+18] u/OptionsHuduga: how many of u had the worst week ever (so far) for your port?
[+16] u/cbusoh66: Wife overheard me tell a buddy "Sure, I'll check Kimi model" and now wants to know who the fuck is this Kimmy chick and what does she model exactly...
[+14] u/BarbellPadawan: American College of Psychiatry adding “bullish on SPCX” to the DSM-5.
[+14] u/w8w8dont: Somehow i managed to lose money every day this week.
[+13] u/gamersEmpire: Yeah imma delete my brokerage and come back in a month, MU better be in the green
[+12] u/Independent_Term5790: Could be worse, you could have bought a space company for 150x revenue losing five billion a year with like 20% revenue growth
[+12] u/Paul_Robert_: I'm officially in the "close the app for 6 months, and hope for the best" stage.
See y'all on Monday 💀
[+12] u/octopus4488: Great to have a Bloomberg News subscription so I can be informed much better than the plebs, such as:
(Headline)
"Investors are questioning whether the AI stocks have run up too high too fast"
[+12] u/GigachadInvestor: Down $19k in a month and a half LOL kill me. Fuck June & July
[+12] u/Quirky_Push_2506: I need SNDK to drop to 49 so I can panic sell all the shares I bought at 50
[+12] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Imagine getting insider info from truth social just like a parody of Bloomberg lmao
[+11] u/sinag19: I can’t believe MU and SNDK still ended the day red after that crazy pump
[+11] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Too bearish here. Expect a reversal next week
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: I'm down horrendously
This is NOT good
[+10] u/mags87: Trump and his stupid fucking "speeches"
[+10] u/TheFlyingGyro: MU with 4 consecutive red weeks. Hasn't happened since Jan of 2024. Normal behavior here, nothing to see.
[+10] u/EdoTensei10: Glad this week is fucking over. Don't liquidate us anymore ya kpop warriors.
[+10] u/MakeResonableChoices: Even if spy continues down it shouldn’t go under 730
Source - vibes and optimism
[+10] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: People just can't let go of memory. Its like when the Gold and Silver run died and people wouldn't stop buying the dip. Look forward not backward, there is something currently at 52 week lows that will pump and be the new fomo trade soon
[+10] u/Clappindemcheekies: Trump and Iran make love this Sunday
[+9] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Could be worse, you could of bought a highly profitable semiconductor company that just keeps going down.
[+9] u/Money_Term8366: Why stop at tariffs? 🥭 should start forest fires in the US and build a giant fan to blow the smoke at the Canadians
[+9] u/syedhuda: how many buls holding calls over the weekend?
[+9] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Bulls spent last few months making fun of bears like we aren't all just gambling 😭
[+8] u/AgentBlackwell: RIP memory cucks, it was a good ride unless you bought at the top, like many did.
[+8] u/AdCritical5383: You know things are fucky when a company that posts $28B profits for a quarter with 85% gross margin and a forward PE of less than half of qqq’s average keeps getting buttfucked into the red. LMAO 🤌
Glad I sold my MU earnings calls right away the next morning.
[+8] u/TheRealArmament: I was forced to buy 500 shares of ORCL at $135 ea I belong here
[+8] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Went from 97% down to 20% up on the day. Have a nice weekend all
[+8] u/vwboyaf1: I'm very bullish on my Mega Millions chances tonight.
[+8] u/dpatel211: Catching up with 🥭 speech last night, holy shit his brain is uber-fried.
[+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: 🥭 didn’t mention peace deal for a long time now
[+8] u/mikeytho1: Everyday is the same formula for me and I swear I'll never change:
Step 1: Enter 1-2 decent trades. Make some money
Step 2: Enter 3rd completely retarded trade, lose more than I just made. Call it a day.
OR
Step 3: double down on previous retarded trade, lose even more.
[+8] u/LostMallDoll: ber ate bul's liver with some fava beans and a nice chiante hfshfshfshfs
[+8] u/pmotiveforce: I love the dynamic where the more bearish it is the more you retards have your oppositional defiance disorder kick in and insist on buying more calls.
Market is going to shit itself next week. There. Now full port calls Mon morning just to prove me wrong.
[+8] u/Mega_Ass_Sp00n: they keep saying buy the dip, they never tell you which one
[+8] u/unclefire: lol. Sold my MU just under the high. Score.
[+8] u/iamblicus000: So wait, mango didn't even mention Iran in the speech last night?
[+7] u/SageLeaf1: Why does the market have Taco Bell extra lettuce
[+7] u/iwaseatenbyagrue: I am so sorry fellow bulls, I bought the dip.
[+7] u/rdw0680: i am jacked to the tits
[+7] u/gomper: Taco bell has been giving ppl diarrhea for decades. Hilarious theyre trying to blame it on a lettuce farm
[+7] u/trsx5: Hey maybe you wouldnt have so many people shorting your stock if...
\> You put up more than 4% of your float
\> You made a realistic valuation
\> You weren't retarded
[+7] u/kryptonyk: Full ported MU today I’m boutta be so rich lmao
[+7] u/go-to-the-gym: Can't wait to see what those crazy Koreans are up to Monday morning
[+7] u/AdExtension3875: So many cheap calls!!! But money is gone
[+7] u/Wall_St_Bussy: ~~Imagine losing money in this market.~~
Imagine making money in this market.
[+7] u/CEO_of_SOXL: My wife doesn’t even know what a stock is. Good thing cause I’m gambling
[+7] u/Meeting_Ok2: My work talking about being onsite 5 days a week and my only concern is how I'm going to gamble since phones aren't allowed......
[+7] u/Growly150: It's a dick move to buy 7 fucking shares at 4:23 below the closing price, so now I've gotta stare at that red after hours number all weekend.
[+7] u/infinitewaters107: Well this week sucked for sure.
At least the Odyssey is out in theaters.
[+7] u/wattap: KO down 4% today, financials earning you absolute dogshit - yeah, massive rotation happening reeeeee
[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: ahh finally the weekend.. time for war 🚀
[+6] u/zephyrs85: Tf we supposed to do now
[+6] u/Late_Company6926: Is it possible that a day will come when actual business fundamentals rule the stock market again? Or is it forevermore just riding waves of speculation and blatant manipulation?
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Midterms cannot come fast enough.
[+6] u/Anxious_BookKeeperBe: Reverse Uno: during the week we at war and on the weekends we at peace.
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Bulls getting turned into steers.
[+6] u/AlasKansastan: This week was great. Flush that margin. Flush it good. Buncha apes borrowing to FOMO wtf ya think was gonna happen.
Jane street gonna Jane street
[+6] u/uncorrelatedgambling: Nothing like good -35% portfolio meltdown on Monday morning to get rid of every little bit of hangover
[+6] u/ismebbb: Been on this subreddit too much this week. Deleting this app until Sunday night to enjoy the weekend. Peace 😽
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Oh your wildfires are gonna blow nasty smoke? Here's a tariff
[+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: QQQ -3%, portfolio -5%.
But when QQQ +20%, portfolio +3%.
I don't know how to trade.
[+6] u/Good_Application6245: spacex could drop another 10% and it would still be overvalued
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: is everyone having fun?
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: ASTS and I have a love-hate relationship
I love to hate myself for holding ASTS 💀
[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: Bought 5000 shares of UCO before close.
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: China's President Xi touts open source AI & sex robots, takes a swipe at U.S. dominance
[+6] u/Stealthless: Nebius took care of me today, $100 profit 🥳
[+6] u/Yolopoloanimelover: omfg i just the market what happened
[+6] u/MarginCalledMom: MU hits 700 or 1,000 first?
[+6] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Can't believe I actually made money buying calls on a red day
[+6] u/cgonz15: SNDK is going below $1,000 soon and there is good news.
You can get SNDQ for $4 right now and it will hit around $25-27 when SNDK hits $1,000. You are welcome 👍🏼
[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Seeing some truly epic loss porn on twitter.
Yikes.
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Sydney Sweeney is mid
[+5] u/LeadingNASDAQ: Trend is down, you’re delusional if you think otherwise. You were getting wrecked this morning for a reason lmao
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: been trying to move BTC off binance for 45 min. this is why BTC is dead. transactions take fucking forever
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: wtf is 🥭 doing? Jesus Christ
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Going to celebrate half of my portfolio falling 30% in 2 weeks by butt chugging draino and ordering supercharged diarrhea Taco Bell
[+5] u/syedhuda: buls holding calls have the balls
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Being a bear you'd think I made a lot of money today. But that face ripping rebound to 747 from 741 really ate into my profits
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby. Come listen to Iron Maiden with me…
[+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: I am going to assume we melt up 1-2% on qqq and .5-1% on SPY by Thursday next week. Good pullback this week, but this is not looking like a \~10% correction. Simply too much money with nowhere where else to go and 🥭 is going to pump things up once or twice next week
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: AI is going to take your job!.
Not because of the AI, but because when the Bubble pops, all of a sudden you need to loose you job and eat your firends to survive.
This is to protect the stocks!
[+5] u/JayWhizz007: Let me tell you one good and one bad thing about the market for semis going into the weekend
good thing is rotation into semis has begun again
bad thing the war has escalated
Bull case: TACO and we fly on earnings of Bag7
Bear Case: Full on war and everything is screwed.
[+5] u/lionkevin713: Paycheck hit my account and finally replenished my capital from my previous losses to get back in the game 🥹
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Made some money buying NFLX calls at open. Lmao
[+5] u/Internal-Address3142: I am NOT participating next week and probably the week after
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: What a shit week but whatever I didn't want to retire anyways, this is just a hobby 🫠
[+5] u/zestykite: so lets recap my ytd performance. 10k -> 40k-> 2.5k-> 250 -> 3k. should i just quit now? lol
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: Is cathie wood getting paid to buy SPCX or is she really this regarded
[+5] u/StonkGoUp: Bro I swear bikers find the road with the smallest shoulders and most blind curves and are like yeah I’ll just ride this every day. I promise your high-vis vest won’t save you, Becky hasn’t looked up from her phone for 3km. Hope you have good life insurance
[+5] u/Snowman33001: She’s a 10 but she full ported SPCX.
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: I'm convinced my wife hates me and also everyone at work hates me. Am I mentally ill or just not well liked?
[+5] u/Successful_Car1670: Was so obvious that it would dump at end. The 10 minute pump before was even stupider
[+5] u/wwhammyyy: if you mix taco bell lettuce with papa johns rootin tootin ranch what happens
[+5] u/Travis--Beckmen: u/31andnotdone
So we going to Arbys or Dennys?
[+5] u/TraditionalPhone3992: SPCX going to rocket up on Monday. The rich get richer. Scrap the launch to buy at a lower price.
[+5] u/upvz: when you feel sad having to sell your call for -50% in the morning only to see it -90% eod if you had held.
[+5] u/River_Sandhu: 🥭 tariffing Canadian smoke 😂
[+5] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: From now on i will not be buying options on AI companies
[+5] u/SomePolack: Perfect time to farm covered calls
Assuming the economy doesn’t crash of course
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: why is this happening??? im a good person
[+5] u/account-names: The Odyssey in theaters worth it, or wait until it's available online?
[+5] u/account-names: SPCX will buy TSLA - funding secured.
Half cash, Half Stock
[+5] u/NotWorkingVeryHard: I wont be able to stand up strait if the happen
[+19] u/Jbuds09: I thought I was going to be rich. Now I have less money and a gambling addiction.
[+11] u/Even-Square-6246: As an Asian these margin calls hit me more than my parents ever did
[+11] u/Drchubbypanda: Doesn't matter if you're a bol or a ber.
At the end of the day, it's night.
[+11] u/TheEagleDied: This place is a lot better now that some of the most annoying bulls got wiped out.
[+10] u/kemar7856: Seriously how is this legal
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[+10] u/CasherburyTales: HR said I have to stop using “hip hop expressions” in my meetings. As a middle-aged white man I said never
[+10] u/drazayn99: Need to see SPCX below $50. God willing.
[+10] u/No_Chilly_bill: Maybe those voo and chill guys weren't lying.
[+10] u/Irishbros1991: 2 oil tankers hit mines in the not so Strait of Hormuz looks like walking to work is back on the menu on Monday
[+9] u/violet_evergarden8: BUYING ALL MEMORY DIPS
[+9] u/Neemzeh: the amount of loss porn im seeing on all of the trading subs im subbed to is fucking crazy lmao. gotta be close to a local bottom here
[+9] u/Ok_Winner9825: Reminder we’re like 2.5% off ATH. How this place is such a bloodbath is kinda hilarious
[+9] u/widerdog: glad this week is over, whatever the fuck it was
[+9] u/Krotitel_Viliam: Imagine relying on a senile man's delusions
[+8] u/leshermes: chyna AI models just beat Claude knocking it down to 3rd place, open-source models are going to be on par with the elite models at a cheaper cost… this will definitely stir the pot just like Deepseek 2.0
[+8] u/Even-Square-6246: I thought MU stands for Massive Upside turns out it’s Margin Unlimited
[+8] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: “We call it fast letting them in. Letting them in fast” fuck he’s actually retarded
[+8] u/Even-Square-6246: Gambling addiction is expensive there is no therapy. Even therapists cost $100 an hour might as well just use that for ODTE
[+8] u/Ok_Winner9825: This kimi thing is massively bullish semis ngl. As a SWE this just means we will keep buying more compute. I already spend half my salary on compute every month (through company budget)
Short no moat having Anthropic and OpenAI
Long semis
[+8] u/Objective_Back_2581: $35 for a fucking cheeseburger fuck this planet I’m moving Mars
[+8] u/Basic-Initiative-298: Tech decline will end v soon.
[+8] u/HawkShoe: Thank you. This is all I needed to read to now turn off WallStreetBets for the weekend and live a happy life for 2 days.
[+8] u/Competitive-Elk9326: I’m sure their unprofitable earnings should help
[+7] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/SupportMedium9487 (0W - 3L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **MU** ▲ | $980.68 → $1274.88 | +30.0% | 1w | Lost |
[+7] u/Drchubbypanda: Still can't get over that shortest lift off and boom in the SPCX rocket history in the Power Hour 😂
[+7] u/Moxisxsx: GUYS IF YOU BOUGHT MU AT 1.1K JUST REMEMBER THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT GAMESTONK AT 400 you might be regarded but at least you’re not THAT regarded my ass is rotten
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Iran’s state TV cites IRGC: two oil tankers explode, catch fire after passing mined route south of Strait of Hormuz
[+7] u/dinglebarryb0nds: this whole poop water lettuce fiasco. covid made me stop going to a barber and realized i don't need them.
i always bought the big thing of organiz spring mix whenever i went to the grocery store, realizing i don't need that shit in my life either. my burrito bowls at home are way better without all that lettuce, just adding frozen sweet peas instead
[+7] u/skymagic: 99% of you won't pass the new testosterone test for the draft anyway 🤣
[+7] u/Crackbot420-69: I don’t know whats wrong with me. I full port SOXS and MUD on and off in May and June for small gains and large losses (many of which just required me to hold a day longer). Then in July I’m all about SOXL like that’s the only ticker I’m allowed to try to make money with.
I think I have some smooth brain accentuated, oppositional defiant disorder or something.
[+7] u/orangeyougladiator: Only another $120 down and I’ll think about adding SPCX to my portfolio
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Breaking: Taco Bell Chihuahua appointed to head of FDA and Health Department
[+6] u/Pete26l96: It's time to start a business, got $100K+ in savings and can't see how it's possible to live a good life as a worker anymore, unless you're a c-suite executive, doctor, etc.
[+6] u/ebitdasga: Idk how many more days my portfolio can handle of this
[+6] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: SPCX should be $30 max
[+6] u/061826heart: Definitely not eating Taco Bell this weekend.
[+6] u/Status-Net2947: The day I transformed into a SPCX investor from a SPCX trader
[+6] u/Even-Square-6246: I called the gambling addiction hotline just to ask red or black and they picked the wrong one. See this is why gambling addiction can’t stop cause you can never win
[+6] u/violet_evergarden8: Memory dead port dead grandma dead
[+6] u/i2ye: Can’t wait to get some Taco Bell tonight
[+6] u/Drchubbypanda: There's an owl among us
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: # bols got fuk this week, next week will be the generational crash that will make bers rich 🤌
bers will 10x their port, so they will finally go from being down -99.9% to -99% 🐻
[+6] u/OneContract7938: I’ve officially given back all of my gains for the month. 😔
[+6] u/31andnotdone: what if i quit my job and day traded my entire retirement account to zero in a week. How many upvotes is that?
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: r u prepared for memory to 2x from here and then -90% over the next few years
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: SNDK monthly is brutal I thought I bought the bottom at 1450 guess not
[+6] u/Final_Ad9418: Lol stock price ≠ retail price
[+6] u/Celticsmoneyline: If AI bull run is a party, they showed up uninvited and are now causing trouble
[+6] u/powerboner: They already do it themselves. The close the pic, the fatter the chick
[+5] u/carrollart: look like the big drop starts Monday
[+5] u/Deep_Calls_007: My AC is not working. So, the HVAC guy came in and placed a portable AC in my house until it gets fixed, which is also not working. >!👍!<
[+5] u/tgff333: Did anyone play MU options this week and monitored their heart rate with a smart watch? Just looking at the chain was stressful.
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: I have seen the light with 0dte but am concerned it will lead to my financial demise
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Bought micron calls at the top today, AMA
[+5] u/Arya_Warrior_Girl: Will SMCI get kicked out for corruption already?
[+5] u/BeltRevolutionary264: Market is tanking but at least we don't have to see those garbage MU AI images anymore
[+5] u/canaan57: I know I’m in a really good position when I feel the need to check the market every 5 minutes
[+5] u/Sea-Apricot698: Spacex, Facex, gay sex
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: 30% of us will spend the weekend wondering if we can monetize an expensive hobby
[+5] u/natebro142: Forgive me bull lords, for I have bought a put today
[+5] u/31andnotdone: ordered chipotle, extra lettuce so I can feel something
[+5] u/toost1cky: Sitting here pining for Daddy J Pow
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: I had one last chance to sell sndk at 1490 and held what a moron
[+5] u/early-retirement-plz: KIMI is the equivalent of someone bundling a Facebook clone and saying look how much cheaper I did mine for. And then they wait for the next feature release and rinse and repeat. They will never lead, only follow.
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: options are super fun cause I can get pissed off winning and losing the same 20k day after day and never actually gain or lose any net worth
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: April and May have basically been the only positive months since last October.
[+5] u/Stonksboi68: Drink an entire handle of Jack in a Wendy’s parking lot and call my old boss to let him know how I’m feeling at that current moment.
[+5] u/Abe2025: Did bols really think that this is the bottom? HA! Dont make me laugh. FINAL FLAAASH!!
[+5] u/Darth_Gustav: Why is everything thing red? Some sort of fire nearby?
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Cats are part of the Culture universe. They are Rapid Offensive Units.
[+5] u/_Netgirth: New biz idea. Buy potus tweets for 100k, copy paste resell for 25k each
[+5] u/KingOfTheBritons96: Timed the near top of MU, actually managed to get out with a small profit rather than being down 8k like this morning
[+5] u/bear2bebull: In hindsight, I should of probably took profit on my MU calls with that 10 percent intraday flip 😞
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Hourhis blocking the other strait. Forget oil and gas prices, you cant afford it.
[+5] u/StraightLion1032: I can feel a new chapter on the horizon. Wish me luck, brethren.
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Isn't that thing down nearly 50% in 2 weeks?
[+16] u/avsfan0829: BREAKING - Iran's Revolutionary Guards say two oil tankers hit mines in Hormuz and exploded: state media
@insiderpaper
Cool cool
[+14] u/yahooms: # AT THIS POINT, DOING DRUGS 💉 IS A CHEAPER HOBBY THAN THIS.
PORT IS DOWN $44K ALONE THIS WEEK. LOWER THAN MARCH/APRIL LOW NOW.. FAKKKKKKK
[+12] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I used to like the stock market
[+10] u/guzzledglizzy: Just got my IUD at Claire’s ❤️
[+10] u/unarmed_fish: Upvote if youre a memory regard
[+9] u/justarandumthrowaway: Is just one ten bagger parlayed into another ten bagger too much to ask for?? Just one time
[+9] u/nesnayu: Made $6k in 3 days! Don’t worry I lost 12k in one right after
[+9] u/miss_L_fire: My COO just emailed me personally asking to meet and review using Gemini / making me more familiar with it. Is this the beginning of the end? 🫠
[+9] u/JakeColorCarton: Peace missiles peaceining
[+8] u/Volume-Active: And would you believe it, some adrenaline junkies actually holding calls overnight till monday
[+8] u/CerebrumMortuus: Let me be deadass with you chief; it's over.
[+7] u/unanymous2288: All you crying about losing money, I made a new ath today 😂
[+7] u/bigfan49: She’ll give the kids back if we get SPY 780 by EOW
[+7] u/idgafbroski: went +500 on 0dte 4/5 days this week, except yesterday where i wiped out all the gains by going -1800. good times lol
[+6] u/SeaweedOnly7656: SNDK likely deep red on Monday. KOSPI wasnt open friday and tons of margin calls from shitty days in memory. KOSPI gonna pull SNDK down. To add to that, it freaking ended red on an SSR day. Iran war is also likely to get much worse during weekend. Cant believe I am saying this, but berish
[+6] u/lazercats1: HOOD absolutely crushed me this week and now that I’m out it its guaranteed to rip next week
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: i'll show you financial advice.
***drops pants***
[+6] u/FrankRizzoNGL: At least sentiment is pretty darn negative heading in to tech earnings.
[+6] u/McKoijion: Imagine trying to trade with nothing more than American social and traditional media. You'd have absolutely no idea what's going on in the world right now.
[+6] u/soapchewer2: Why is oil up ? I thought Iran was a 2-3 week operation / we already won the war and control the straight ? I’m confused
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: I remember when he was saying this would be a tiny little detour.
[+6] u/Eur0stept: I’m starting to think micron was really monsters university all along, not memory
[+6] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: I bought puts on oil figuring we'd get a TACO any minute now.
Come to find out the IRGC is literally broadcasting this message in English to ships trying to transit the straits: "The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader Imam Khamenei, not by the tweets of some idiot."
[+6] u/MoleMan199: Up 700% this week. Unfortunately I only started with $120
[+6] u/kenathen: bear coming out to get slaughtered next week
[+6] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Is that even a question. The man the myth the legend JPow
[+6] u/mr_malifica: Headlines and the Media have a job to do.
What actually happened is China made an AI (Kimi 3) that is great at the benchmarks but hallucinates 50% of the time.
[+5] u/Clearsky_Beyond: Saying market is sucks these days is just whining of losers who can't make money day trading.
I'm so too loser.
[+5] u/guccioli: Anyone want financial advice?
[+5] u/derprondo: Pretty sure my coworkers hate me and just ignore my pull requests on purpose. Also my $WEN calls expired worthless. Can't even eat my sorrows away because Taco Bell will give you butt covid.
Anyway what regarded plays can I get into so I can feel alive again?
[+5] u/justarandumthrowaway: Fight wildfires with tariffs 👍 no one thought of that before
[+5] u/justarandumthrowaway: If my morning shit floats its call, if it sinks its puts
[+5] u/horse-meat-chalupa: The spcx chart, much like Elon's penis, is very limp.
This brings me great joy.
[+5] u/justarandumthrowaway: You just kno chipotle execs were sweating bullets when theyre trying to find the cause of the diarrhea outbreak
[+5] u/I-IV-I64-V-I: apparently 4 more oil tankers got blasted (\*according to the early news guys i follow on shitter, but they're usually accurate)
[+5] u/Spy300: The crisis must be large enough for emergency rate cuts.
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: WSB FEAR GAUGE:
7/16 - 98/100
7/17 - 79/100
[+5] u/user_nombre_: It ain’t over till the fat 🥭 sings
[+5] u/guccioli: Bears the type to watch porn, play video games, and smoke weed smh
[+5] u/New-Length5593: This bull run is just starting 🤡
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: It was Taco Bell. That’s amazing, and not surprising.
[+5] u/JAntaresN: I dont want to believe the koreans would sell but they might actually panic given how we didnt moon after yesterday’s violence.
[+5] u/akunisg: I work for the government and let me tell you there is a snowball's chance in hell the old farts gon replace MSFT for ClAuDe or cOdEx vibe coded shit, and yes we are paying MSFT obscene fees every year to not learn new things. It's not our money anyway, hahahaha
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: This is the poorest day of my year
[+5] u/comrade_777_alt: Kimi k3 needs 1.5 Tb ram. Bullish.
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Youre telling me SNDK is at lows not seen since this morning and Trump has two days to 🌮? I literally cant help myself
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: Oh God please make the bleeding stop
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: When humans are born with a deformity and its ranges from hate to sympathy.
A racoon born with a deformed neck and small spine that looks like a pokemon and he's a internet famous.
[+5] u/Fast_Feature_323: Spy puts will print Monday.. wish me luck
[+5] u/Scribble_Box: Many in here don't have to imagine 😂
[+5] u/Solid-Mood9571: 375% ytd gains not enough for ya?
[+5] u/Independent-Egg9086: Sure there is buy and hold stocks most AI names are down 40-50% wait for recovery.
[+13] u/RelentlessPutz: Im going to tariff anyone who gets near me with their tootie fruity vapes
[+13] u/bluen: What if instead of bombing Iran, we got rid of religious fundamentalism
[+12] u/OG_L0c: Crazy Rich Asians is a terrible movie - most of the characters are obnoxious, and the only drama is the upper middle class chick not fitting in with rich people. I'll make a movie called Crazy Poor Asians- we're degens, and way more relatable
[+11] u/Organic-Calendar-244: I blame all of this on Broadcom earnings
[+11] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: # THIS IS ALL OBAMNAS FAULT THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+10] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Just ordered 10 tacos at Taco Bell with triple lettuce
[+10] u/hypeaze: Eli Lilly stock plummets as general public figures out they can get the same thing for much cheaper by ordering extra lettuce at Taco Bell.
[+9] u/Ninja_Cooter: Monday morning peace deal going to be epic.
[+9] u/tiny_toof: Guys LMAO I am 15k down in mrvl
[+8] u/need20goodmen: Its July 22nd. Google starts their earnings by saying CAPEX for 2027 is increasing to 1 trillion dollars. Deals with Nebius, Coreweave and even IREN are announced. Bagholders rejoice.
Sundhar releases a video of a day in the life of a CEO. He spends his time driving between the offices of Samsung, SK Hynix and Micron to beg for just 1 more memory chip.
Life is good. Microsoft returns to 350 as SOXX rips to a new ATH.
[+8] u/YNeverWAlone: On the toilet right now. I’m not some zealous anti AI guy I just think they should have never given tech bros money. But they tried to convince you that AI being wrong or making mistakes isn’t actually a bad thing, they are just hallucinations. It’s all marketing.
[+7] u/emperor_dinglenads: Back to Ramen noodles.
[+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: When you're healthy, you feel like you'll never be sick.
When you're sick, you feel like you'll never get better.
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: I think Bear Hunter might be Warren Buffet. Neither one of them place a trade.
[+7] u/geddyclaus: Public debt exceeds GDP. Is this boolish?
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Just a lil relief rally before earnings next week make high betas and memory correct another 20%
[+6] u/tothemoon_probably: i appreciate you guys for always keeping me entertained here
[+6] u/tika_dengu: Delivered lunch to a Korean family, generous tippers
[+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: kinda love getting partial fills. Look at me, I am the algo now
[+6] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: So when SKHY & SNDK report monster earnings beats and excellent guidance, and mega caps report and raise CapEx yet again, can the market quit shitting down both legs?
[+6] u/Moped_Thief: It’s the hope that hurts the most.
[+6] u/sadscully: My coworker bought DRAM after I told them about it in early June... Sorry coworker 🥲
[+6] u/EnginrA: They can invent AI but they can’t invent love without sadness 😔
[+6] u/sadscully: June 2nd I was up 16% (VOO was 10.7% same day) and now I'm -11% 🤡 I set my port up perfectly to get hit as hard a possible by this slump lmao I had gold, silver, space, semis, memory, nuclear, Korean index, and a bunch of leveraged stuff I was convinced would pump back up eventually. ugggh why didn't anyone tell me diversifying into boring low volatility stocks was actually important (everyone everywhere told me it was important)
[+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: My wife said she likes to go to bars alone on work trips.
"Just for the scenery. Some of these hotels are nice."
How cooked am I?
[+6] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Men used to go to war. Now they wear a purse and call it a “crossbody bag” like we ain’t notice.
[+5] u/wenchanger: disaster of a week, i'm legit lost for words
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Buffet “greatest investor of all time”. Sitting on 350 billion cash and didn’t buy MU at $70.
This leads to be believe bullshit. He is not the greatest. Prove me wrong.
[+5] u/JPM1216: i know bears are picking up a bag this weekend ❄️
[+5] u/bluen: Fucking time traveling mother fuckers
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: My portfolio is gonna be neutered monday morning. My oil longs though. Those babies will print
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: Ppl bent out of shape because MU doing MU things
[+5] u/Rexultdis: Yugioh always believed in his portfolio…even when he was in the shadow realm…
He knew had the heart of the portfolio with him. Always.
[+5] u/Strategy_: Was memory a bubble or the bubble was just a memory?
[+5] u/OakzuTV: Next week truly is another week
[+5] u/Ltheman000: Notice how all of the markets problems started the same exact time that ghey ass space stock worth 2 tRiLLiOn IPO'd
[+5] u/ResultAfraid8340: random SNDK put added for 1.40 now 5.15
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Very different from the stock market then
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: I think im just gonna go out and get bombed tonight
Oh shit wait
[+5] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: saw it earlier today, best film I have seen in ages, so glad we finally have a proper historical epic again, hopefully more to come
[+5] u/BatMore6724: When’s the first hyperscaler reporting? Might find a building to jump off of that day
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Bulls make money, pigs make money
Bears get slaughtered
[+5] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: I didn't like the Odyssey.
It insists upon itself.
[+5] u/bidahtibull: SpaceX to IPO again on Monday to reset to $135.
[+5] u/definatelynotme321: It’s wild I’m looking at a newspaper stock because it’s one of the only bullish charts in the market. Recession vibes
[+5] u/arthriticpug: mstr puts now that it’s back near 100?
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: what do you mean? compute comes from the computers that run on compute. its self-sustaining.
[+5] u/Poor_Life-choices: Thats my girlfriend you're married to man
[+10] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and your portfolio. It was their final and most essential analyst call
[+9] u/GeneralWartHogWash: https://preview.redd.it/zbt8uibz2wdh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c32e78c483d2d0ddda89b19b5b735c226453f3
Duality of WSB
[+9] u/PaperHandsTheDip: As soon as WSBs starts turning bearish, bottoms gotta be close. You guys are infamous for buying the top and paperhands'ing the bottom.
[+8] u/stupidber: Trading isn't working out I'm gonna be a country music superstar
[+8] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: the good news is spcx tanked
the bad news is it took everyone else with it
[+7] u/OnceALoser: Fun fact: Last time SPY closed red in the month of July was 15 years ago.
[+7] u/OnlyBols: here in my garage with all my bags
[+7] u/astromouse2024: MY FELLOW DEGENERATES, THIS COMING WEEK I’M JUMPING ASS FIRST BACK INTO OPTIONS
You have been warned
[+7] u/Stonkgeniuz: Oh good. The market is finally closed. The bleeding has stopped.
[+7] u/CJBlueNorther: Y'all remember last year, 🥭's tweet:
"ITS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT"
And later than day, they paused the tariffs for 90 days and the market instantly had the mother of all orgasms.
I had like $6k in my brokerage account then. If I would've just listened to the orange fuck and said to hell with it and full ported 0dtes, I would've flipped that $6k into like $200k in a single afternoon.
I think about that alot.
[+6] u/Soy_tu_papi_: How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea
[+6] u/isospeedrix: Msft calls -99%
Googl calls -99%
Dram calls -99%
Nflx calls -99%
IBM puts +9999%
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Been sitting on the toilet all day for a week already. Not pointing any fingers at u Taco Bell 🫵🫵😔🫵🫵
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: SELL COMPUTE FROM WHERE, MARK?!
[+6] u/New_Competition_410: My dad (trump) told me this is the weekend where he sends good tweet sending the market flying Monday
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Eviction lawyrs are BUSY AF litterally hundreds moving through the system right now. 3rd world country status is closing in FAST.
Just saw one buy the writ for a fuckin daycare center. Rip the kids
[+5] u/some-random-boii: Guys, stay strong. Don’t be stopped out. Don’t let them get us retail investors’ power to the people. 💪
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: 🥭 shitting on Tuchel is absolutely fucking hilarious
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: He says, in the past 48 hours, two Iranian strikes on two ships off Oman's coast, additional warning shots, and one ship seized have been carried out, and a new formation has been established on the opposite side of Bab el-Mandab.
Good game 😂😂😂
[+5] u/CMTTrader: My future wife must have a 0% debt-to-income ratio. Non-negotiable!
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: they stopped reading
the late gen z and new gen alpha are the first generations to score lower on the iq test than the previous generation
and because the iq test is adjusted every 10 years that means the boomer population running things are the dumbest out of all of us and the newer generations just eat it up
that's where we are at literally
edit - side note. the brexit voters who voted yes to exit were all boomers and a third of them are dead already leaving the no voters to clean up the mess. crazy shit is happening with the unexpected life expectancy increases. doctors should be held accountable.
[+5] u/Veshino99: Korean bros need to pick some slack up Sunday night on god
[+5] u/savemoney_god: # "I think we may have a deal for a deal to occur"
[+5] u/BlackFlames01: I'm not a bear or a bull, but y'all should keep this in mind 🧠:
"US Corporate Insiders Are Selling Stocks at a Near Record Pace"
Source: https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/us-corporate-insiders-selling-stocks-085155093.html
[+5] u/Contango-withme: Just had sex with 5 guys
[+5] u/moorhound: Why the hell is "buffed primer grey" becoming a trend on new cars. Your new M3 is the same color as my garbage bin, stop it
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: How r u spcx holders feeling genuine question
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Mr. Market: Come my diamond hands, enjoy the tendies from next week on. No more paper hands left.
[+5] u/housemouse431: hopefully no one bought calls at close, feel like we got a little way more to go downside sadly
[+5] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Oil be 100 by Monday. Book it, Danno.
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Mangoman is all out of taco shells this time
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: If you eat Taco Bell and you don't diarrhea, do not worry for you already dead and in Valhalla
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: I think it should be illegal to be a ghey bear and anyone who enables the ghey bears are just as guilty
We should do a RICO case against all of them and charge them with treason
All trading platforms should remove the sell button
It should be illegal to short-sell anything.
All inverse ETFs should be shut down immediately
We must do reeducation camps for the ghey bears and their families, who have polluted their ideas and infected them with
We must take back our stonks!
[+5] u/Significant_Dig7310: Worth it if you have AMC a list and can go see it in IMAX 70mm
[+5] u/Foooour: Between Burry, Buffet and Powell, who do you think's packing the biggest hog?
[+5] u/SecretaryTime9675: My debt keeps growing!!
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: The vibes are lit!
Ameripoors call for aid
… and Korean bros will answer!!! 😏
[+5] u/Fun_Investment1101: Loving all the loss porn, especially when it’s a retard that’s blaming everybody but themself
[+5] u/apurimac777: The 🅱️eekend 🅱️ow has been replaced by 🅱️ionel 🅱️essi until Sunday pre-market open
[+5] u/gopoohgo: Wonder if he was finally permabanned lol
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: Drake showing black friend obvious thing on computer .jpeg
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Cheaper than laxatives
[+13] u/UsernameTaken_123: Unemployed women with $0 income will be like; 'my man needs to make at least $300k'
[+8] u/Kitchen-Raccoon4572: Not if I have anything to say about this 🫷😈🫸
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: I love how 🥭 is getting more and more unhinged as midterms approach.
Next few months gonna be spicy.
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Lmao the top post on /r/valueinvesting rn is spcx 😂🤌
[+6] u/Street-Badger: No sympathy for simps who overpaid for SPCX.
[+6] u/llasar17: Not those bitches again!
[+5] u/Vlisa: When do we get the fun parts of the cyberpunk dystopia?
I want to get mangled by a Tesla sex robot and be refitted with used META AI eyeballs.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: So bulls did not learn their lesson today
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Need the weekend to get distance from all my bad decisions and bad trades the last two days.
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: I'm gonna have to sell my Car for an E-bike soon to cover my losses LMAO
[+5] u/FlowerrBud: I’ve had epilepsy for 10 years now but for the first time, I’ve been having auras (feeling like you’re gonna have a seizure) nonstop for 3 days.
I have taken Ativan twice and I don’t wanna take a 3rd.
[+5] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: I miss playing Halo 2 and 3. Would be fun as hell ordering food, playing online with you regards until the casino opened up.
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Bear market started on June 2nd, ready for 7 more months of this?
[+5] u/12stolmylicenseplate: Ehhh it’s a bit more kangaroooish at the moment in my opinion but I mostly trade SPX and ES and NQ so
[+5] u/diefy7321: “Oh no, the memory stocks that I bought at ath are down, the stock market is bearish” lmfaoooooo
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Saw someone say The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I'm more of a loser than my ex and that bitch is homeless lmao
[+5] u/DirectionOl: This casino is closed, so I guess I’m heading to the next one. I’m thinking Argentina 3-2 Spain. What are you guys taking
[+5] u/9tacos: DCA and ugly crying 😢
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: I'm looking forward to the movie "Margin Call 2: Bessents Story"
[+5] u/MathematicianVivid1: …sir this is a Wendy’s
[+5] u/vish_NZ: Wild he hasn’t done it already - does he not like money
[+13] u/SetRestart: Down 100k on the week love it
[+11] u/ZealousidealSector19: Went all cash on Wednesday. Felt zero stress last two days
[+9] u/HDauthentic: What happened to all the retards saying “actually the IPO was $135 so it hasn’t actually gone down”
[+6] u/PuzzledBridge: Hershey stock deserves to be obliterated for replacing all of their chocolate with oils and waxes. HERSHLOP!
[+6] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: Canada is just returning the favour to US regarding Air Quality
[+6] u/John__Chena: Couple, I’d say both of them were between fat and overweight. In line for popcorn refills before movie starts…
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Due to series of shitty events, life got real expensive this week.
And I keep thinking about how if I had sold a couple weeks back, and straight took that money out of the account, I could've paid for said shittyness, and my account would look the exact same
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: !banbet NVDA +$0.01 17years
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: The Odyssey featuring Travis Scott and characters saying fuck lol. The last movie I liked from Nolan was Tenet but normies don't fuck with it. He needs to go back making sci-fi shit.
[+5] u/Sp0kenTruth: Yolo'd my toddler college funds into 0DTE... sold down 98% lmfaoo. YOU'RE GOING TO **TRADE** SCHOOL BABY.
jk... still got 16years to make up for this L. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND YALL
[+5] u/YTLupo: Gambling your child’s future is some real fuck shit
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Have you noticed Iran doesn't seem capable of retaliating as heavily this time
[+5] u/SpecialTrust2045: A prestigious monk made this prophecy in the late of 2025 - AI will make a lot of people rich and poor
Is he right? He said the same people who became rich will become poor later
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Quantum computing is a dead end. If a species could use entangled particles to permit faster than light travel/communication they would've already done so, would be effectively omniscient, conquered the universe, and we'd never have evolved far enough to contemplate it. It's the anthropic principal in reverse. It's a good pitch to rubes though, might invest in some dog shit on Monday.
[+5] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: Forest fire tariffs are here
[+5] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: Why is 🌽 still above 60
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Was kind of hoping this was the bottom for memory. Was a lot easier to turn my brain off and full port When it just went up 10% every day
[+5] u/FireInTheRing: I made $800 on SpaceX shorts. I bought back in at 155. Then it kept lowering and lowering. I would've been up 2 grand if I held
But hey, at least I'm up $800
[+5] u/JJlaim: Memory gave some hope midday just to crash it in the end.
[+5] u/Fit-Employ3623: I am retiring from degen
Regards,
[+5] u/FuckinNewGuy_: I love how sndk after giving out profit goes back to 1300
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: 🥭 is to appear on a new U.S. one-dollar “gold coin” being issued for America’s 250th anniversary, despite the coin containing no gold or other precious metals.
The coin will carry a gold-coloured finish but will be struck from base metals and enter production in Philadelphia ahead of a planned release this fall, according to a U.S. Mint spokesperson cited by The Wall Street Journal on Wednesday.
[+5] u/ChemistLeading3484: Decided not to hold anything over this weekend its too stressful to. Going to enjoy weekend and forget market until next week
[+5] u/Fit_Set2526: pick up truck.....my girl left me.....bourbon
[+5] u/L2F_mens_glutes: Men !! Practice “ the prostate massage male g spot for when A.I takes our job
[+5] u/swampassOG: https://preview.redd.it/v4i3s4vt9wdh1.jpeg?width=108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=799ccd70905b52ff9549740a8abfed43cffe0e7f
[+5] u/StankyDegen: you can sell your asshole too
[+5] u/Samjabr: Koreans are going to wake up Monday and choose violence.
[+9] u/Wide-Contribution-29: This thread and sub is so weird over the weekend. I’m not talking gey ber or anything. I’m talking legit dick in man butt/mouth gay.
[+9] u/zlordbeats: life kinda sucks ass if you don’t make 100k+ a year
[+8] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Once all the poor Koreans on margin are flushed out we make our move
[+7] u/dogefool88: I am going to be rich next week. Got MU 500p 7/24 that will be in the money mid week
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: It’s almost like mms did it for that specific reason
[+7] u/idontexist65: Wow 0.3%, time to sell everything
[+6] u/nyse25: picking up chicks on linkedin
[+6] u/user365735: I'm proud to be a...bag holder 💪
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: The "tops" I've seen bers call here since 2020:
Spy at 300, 400, 500, 600, and now 740s.
This time is different, right bers? 🤡🤡
[+6] u/Logical_Lie6478: Can you have just basically a small snack? It sounds like you just have to have something on your stomach
[+6] u/ImpossibleForm: That’s me but I have a big titty latina gf that’s a freak for me 🙏🏻
[+5] u/unwanted_hair: Can we declare war on F250s with equipment trailers blocking lanes of traffic?
[+5] u/Kaiba_Corporation: Why oh why did I buy Micron at $1200? First Microsoft, now MU. Am I destined to be a bag holder?
[+5] u/CharlesElwoodYeager: Why are sellas people so delusional?
[+5] u/Jazzlike_Cheek_4495: This shits not coming back for a while. Damn memory bulls took it one step too far.
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: Back to $4+ gas by Monday
[+5] u/visionarymind: According to SPOT🔊 Wrapped, what’s your most listened to genre❓
Mine were:
Trap ⚧️🪤🏳️⚧️🥵
House 🏚️🎧
Indie Pop 🧝♀️🪩🦋
R&B 🔞🛏️💦
Latin 🔥💃🕺🔥
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: I’ve noticed the market crushed people lately who think they figured it out. People believed memory is the next Nvidia. Quantum was the next rklb. So they will probably send the market down and make us think we’re buying the dip but go below that
[+5] u/Cpryus: highest volume dram day in history so far does the mean alot buyers or panicans, i guess probably both
[+5] u/brucekeller: Got laid off yesterday, but got 4 months severance and can double dip on unemployment in my case.
The last 2 days have been pretty amazing, also helps that a buddy already offered me a good job and a room if shit somehow got bad. hehe, Peace out old company. 👻
[+5] u/strip_club_dj: Can this diarrhea bug really be any worse than drinking a case of busch lite on chili night?
[+5] u/unexceptiontotherule: Another weekend ruined by a bullshit Friday. And a nice red dildo at 3:59 to top it off
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: some of y’all have never had explosive diarrhea and it shows
[+5] u/GneissFrog: >U.S. INVESTOR LEVERAGE HITS RECORD HIGH AS NET CREDIT BALANCE PLUNGES TO ALL-TIME LOW
>U.S. investors are more leveraged than ever, with net credit balance—cash balances minus margin debt—falling to a record -$992 billion in May 2026. The historic deficit highlights growing reliance on borrowed funds to finance stock purchases, increasing the risk of amplified market volatility and forced selling if sentiment weakens.
But I thought only Koreans used leverage? Did WSB lie to me?
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Next week can't be any worse, right?
[+14] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Listen guys MU aint hitting 1330 on Monday. Therefore I’m still stuck in Somalia
I have a business venture in Somalia tho. I need 4 strong and daring men. Need to be comfortable at high seas
[+14] u/SxeySteve: Petition to rename diarrhea 'toot paste'
[+12] u/Possible-Material693: ChatGPT can’t even properly identify a fish I caught. We’re in a bubble
[+10] u/ChampagnePapi-: Just watched odyssey. What a hot movie.
[+10] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Project Hail Mary is a great movie. Ryan is dreamy
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Memory is gonna be so back next week.
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: My gf's husband bought spcx at $200 .
[+7] u/LaHhxL: Over 1 million Koreans got margin called. They are the true regards
[+7] u/DandadanAsia: South Korean homies, are you guys ok?
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I will not apologize for loving werthers originals
Goddam delicious
[+7] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Who’s more poor, the Koreans or Europoors?
[+6] u/tombrady011235: Watching gone with the wind
[+6] u/Responsible-Base393: I’ve been forcing myself to eat lettuce and been looking for an excuse.
[+6] u/D1finalboss: My friends are always so stoked on the weekends and invite me to the casino little do they know I’ve been there all week long
[+6] u/Creative_Number_4428: got called a retard for panic selling mrvl at 228 on monday lmao
[+6] u/Slabbed1738: Diarrhea is pretty easy to flush
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: How do regards like you have so much disposable income?
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: I love you guys and the fact that we can share in this brutal and beautiful journey through the markets
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: Been doing 55 hour weeks for the last couple months
Join the military or pickup a trade young bucks, you’ll be happier when you’re 30
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Why don’t we just bomb the forest fires until they are out?
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Feeling crazy. Might eat a hot honey chicken sandwich
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Bought $200k earlier on the mu dip, watch it dump next week 😂
[+5] u/i_simp_f: All of the bitches are ascared of me on account of the swag
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: It’s weird growing up I remember my grandpa complaining a lot about “the juice” but I was always confused because he was diabetic. I wasn’t sure what kind of juice he didn’t like but he sure talked about it a lot. It might have been orange juice because he said the juice had “taken over Florida” so maybe he was talking about oranges. 🍊
[+5] u/liliiliiilli: Anyone thinks USO going higher next week?
[+5] u/wtfdoinamethis: Yah, everyone else is down even more than that
[+5] u/bartino84: Are profits even worth taking if they didn't come thru full port 0dtes?
[+5] u/dash_trash4255: Because that’s where we are as a country
[+5] u/Xtal_D: Okay, but for your sake please do not get the ceviche at Waffle House.
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: So anyways I was minding my own business getting my schlong sucked by a Wendy’s employee by the dumpster and here comes a crazy wild man saying he went long MU last week thinking it’s the bottom and now he’s under water with a margin call .. he ran away naked in the parking lot sweating profusely we all laughed at him
[+5] u/tessie_trades: Worst year ever . Damn the day I started options . Wrecked
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: [All folks in Michigan currently be like](https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g)
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Learn to think for yourself . It’ll take you far in life
[+20] u/RJ5R: "Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (March 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (April 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (May 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (June 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (July 2026) <---- ***we are here***
[+16] u/myjumboloanapp: Market crashed after spcx ipo. We just need to get them delisted
[+14] u/taffy_laffy: I hated being rich anyway. Too much to lose.
Better to be poor and have nothing because then no one can take anything from you.
Big brain IQ.
[+10] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Feeling gangsta. Going to watch the Godfather.
[+10] u/mr_stupid_face: Fewer weekend people this Friday.
People probably getting shit faced and avoiding thinking about investing after this week.
[+9] u/trust_it_bb: It’ll probably gap up to 260
[+7] u/Professional-Tap2052: Russia is the big winner from the gold pump. They were unloading big time since the beginning of the year to fund their war effort. War against Europe right when articles circulated telling Europeans to buy gold at ATH.
[+7] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: We could have the greatest transfer of wealth from 🥭 port to ours. Just saying…
[+7] u/3brcuse: AI bulls aren't ready for the 4 month chop. ppl think institutional shakeouts are just hitting stop losses and margin calls, but no, they're also after the diamond hands. those guys go in the slow cooker.
[+7] u/kinkyhentai69: I WANT 24/7 MARKETS FFS
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Google earnings wednesday.
Finally we have some real buying power coming in at least tuesday.
Monday we need mango to announce an MoU. We can easily recover 20-30% losses in a week.
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: bers will always be fuk, just a matter of when
[+7] u/jayxmor: is the btc predictions on robinhood just straight gambling? real time btc charts aren’t even handy enough to predict the move… unless i’m trippin LOL someone please confirm
[+6] u/Jerikolol: Happy Bridges, Airports, Roads and Power Plants Day! 🎂 🥳
[+6] u/rocier: Need the market to moon next week so I can make some moves. Completely outta posistion
[+6] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: For moving furnitures, i bought rope today... then i also realized I literally bought rope
[+6] u/PhotonicsIsFried: I doubt europoors have internet to see this
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Gonna full port qqq dip on margin once it hits -12% from all time high
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Guys i feel the price we bought at might not be the most efficient
[+5] u/West_Ocelot4670: Anybody that eats Grade F beef with rancid lettuce made by a crackhead on parole deserves to get food poisoning. Also open the casino.
[+5] u/JesusBoughtPuts: These bears acting to confident lately
[+5] u/OpeDefinitely: you can save money by intentionally going into cardiac arrest every day & then getting revived.
it breaks the space-time continuum.
and that's the technology that SpaceX is hiding from you
[+5] u/Kurdwadat: Oil up over the weekend?
[+5] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: So like...what's your favorite color? (Don't mind me just practicing my flirting)
[+5] u/catastronot: The money shit will change me so enjoy me while I’m broke
[+12] u/Regenbooggeit: You are retarded bud. Most popular stocks on here are down 40-50% from their highs. It’s crazy how little the market has responded on a broader scale. It pisses me off how I’m down 30k last month on stocks alone and overall the market is down like 2-4%.
Luckily I’m heavy on MAG7 companies but still. All my momentum stocks freaking tanked.
[+10] u/Pessimistic93: I made €43.50 this week trading (pre tax), only having spent 25 hours looking at my investing app. For guidance on how to be an entrepreneur sign up for my free weekly seminar.
[+8] u/Squamsk: Diarrhea parasites don't work on me. I eat a Costco equivalent of science bro bachelor survival chow that somehow also enhances my night vision. It's wet, neon monoliths all day everyday day
[+8] u/powertrippingmod67: this year kind of sucks guys
[+7] u/False_Secret1108: You guys are retarded. Market is barely down and some of you guys are already liquidated
[+7] u/suizman: Trashflix fucked me every time no matter how I play it
[+7] u/0biWanChernobyl: They only good thing with bears is that i can buy ai stock cheaper
[+6] u/Squamsk: I didn't stop eating the lettuce just because of some vision quest level of explosive, month-long diarrhea. Freedom doesn't ring, it blo- A- _ThWOhWHwHOWwhHOOoWhOThwPHLBBLBUBGLGIBGLUBGBSHRRBBB RTTTT FRRTTTHOLKBOLBOB SHRTTTLLLKTGHHOLBLBLBLBLB_ 🍑💥💨
[+6] u/Objective_Ad3539: Honest question, I’m 24 years old. Am I out of line liking the dating profiles of exclusively 45 - 59 year old women?
[+6] u/Objective_Ad3539: To clarify my earlier comments, I do \*NOT\* want to have sex with the monopoly man.
[+6] u/gayforgoblin: Risk is the only option 🇰🇷 카지노 열어라!!
[+6] u/Altair82: Nolan is the King of Popcorn Cinema
use that how you will
[+6] u/AkumuGekijo: If alpha tau cures cancer by EOY, I'mma buy a penthouse and nut all over Manhattan. Porting DRTS 1/15/27 calls for Monday open
[+6] u/OilBull: China’s oil imports are down 25 billion, the oil call bagholders in /r/oil think it’s a good time to double down, instead, I believe Uranium is the play. China is attempting to corner the market anyway, this just adds fuel to the fire. China will want to permanently replace the strait dependency, the US will fuck with it for years until they do.
[+6] u/OilBull: All in 110% leveraged on Amazon. Shares and a shit ton of Leaps
[+5] u/QuantrixQuintrix: Why tf are they shilling odyssey movie in this wsb weekend thread?
[+5] u/PomegranateLoud4136: I saw The Odyssey yesterday. What a banger. Amazing sound, amazing visuals. Great storytelling. They don't make movies like this anymore, and that's exactly why you go to the movies. Check it out.
[+5] u/Cerrado82: Why would you set the Forest on fire you crazy bastards
[+5] u/bdh2067: Oof I’d like to say I’m glad this week is over. But I think we’re in for worse next week
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: went to liquor store to get beer to try to forget today, store clerk were talking about how they went long on MU, we are doomed aren't we
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Black Monday, boys?! Loaded my gun with a couple dozen 740 strike SPY puts. I seriously think they might print hard
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: yeah i dont think we're getting ceasefires or peacefires or reeses pieces fires anymore
[+5] u/Famous_Nectarine4377: I think a lot of women would just prefer a job at Starbucks to those things
[+15] u/Soffatjockis: Tits are the best. Nature's greatest invention.
I love tits.
[+13] u/clubdirthill: Ukraine destroying Russia’s oil infra, USA destroying Iran’s oil infra, Iran destroying everyone else’s oil infra. I’m sure it will all be fine.
[+10] u/ap1618: Easily the worst trading strat I've ever read online, offline, or in any legible format
[+9] u/Broke4Life: Woke up, gf already yelling about shit. I just wanted a peaceful day.
[+8] u/tzuica_de_mar: so much loss porn in here this weekend... everyone is a wizard in a bull market but their ports collapse on a 2% dip
[+8] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Google earnings will be HUGE
[+8] u/Junior_Inflation8991: She's a 10 and ur her first love but shes a mossad agent and won't stop silentely harassing u and hovering around whenever you go out in public 3 years after it ended. Yeah guys ur probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. It All started when I matched with a jewish girl😏
[+8] u/GloomyMembership4197: Microsoft is AI winner.
Next leg up: upcoming WINDOWS 12
[+8] u/patricktu1258: I lost over half of my net worth this month and it’s not a small amount for me. The only thing positive is that I am still employed so I will get through this.
[+7] u/TreGet234: Amazon delaying my ac delivery, now arrival between august 10th and september 12th. They had it in stock for like 1 hour and i got crazy lucky to snag it. (It was still like 2 times as expensive as it should be)
Europe is completely and utterly screwed.
[+7] u/Wall-in_Fuckett: only 50hrs and 4 mins left bois
[+7] u/hioman01: Need OpenAI to announce a peace deal with Iran to save my ass before Monday
[+6] u/iamjt: Dafuq Korea looks super green on hyperliquid
[+6] u/oknBagholding: Yeah bro nows your chance to get non gross women
[+6] u/Wall-in_Fuckett: Earnings season starting next week. classic dump into earnings, never seen that before 🙄🙄
[+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: To be fair, they had 2 and three quarters of millenia to prepare for this movie.
[+6] u/MaximumShady: Im all in on a small caps biotech company, you wouldnt understand
[+5] u/Proper_Hovercraft878: bears are just a sale on the good stuff
[+5] u/What-a-username-bud: Acting like MU still isn’t up 80% over the last 3 months and sndk isn’t up 452% on the year. Still a long way to fall if the bottom actually falls out
[+5] u/Senior_Jicama_2108: I’ll buy some with mu 1k 0dte calls
[+5] u/Ill-Ad3311: My emotional support animal needs an emotional support animal.
[+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: Ok I need 10% urgently. Full port MSFT?
[+5] u/-0x00000000: Sitting on 13x 7/20 744p and doing chartistry trying to convince myself I understand the market.
“Dude the shit broke levels. Look at the fail to launch on the one week. Look at the 740 levels on the one month. Look look look - its down AH. We gonna test 740 and punch through it. We may even see another $20 drop.”
… he thought to himself as he filled out fast food & welfare applications.
[+13] u/jerome-yellen: Lots of desperate bears around here, selling FUD in a hope to pump their bags, we all know what that means, their puts will never pay, Monday is monster Shrek dongle
[+10] u/Evander85: Thankful for no casino today
[+9] u/CalRippedken: Will be a lot of dry mouths
[+8] u/chainerection: Doom-posting is ramping on Youtube
Call
[+8] u/Shoty6966-_-: Woman was handcuffed in the back of an empty police car on train tracks, got hit by the train. Survived with mild injuries like missing teeth and a couple broken bones. Recovered fully and won $9 million from the department.
Knew a guy who won $1.4 million by getting hit by a bus. Why can’t these things happen to me.
[+7] u/j4c11: Looks like Bridge and Power Plant Day is finally here
[+7] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Imma be real with ya, chief. The current US ai situation ain't lookin too good. Those damn open-weight chinese models are getting way too decent and often outperform the current US ones
[+7] u/jfwelll: Flash news: Canada will tariff the usa for the smell of all this diarrhea epidemic
[+7] u/por_que_: wHaT, i cAn'T hear yOU........
[+7] u/Viktri1: Iran hasn’t even activated their proxies. They’ve basically been fighting with 1 arm tied behind their back. If shit gets real - they close the other strait and destroy the power plants and desalination plants - the Middle East gets set back like 40 years or however long they’ve spent building it up. Gulf countries will have sufficient water and power for the native population but immigration potential will be gone and that’s actually the majority of their population.
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: I’m curious about diamonds. With more lab grown diamonds around, has the ass fallen out in prices of natural diamonds or is it holding firm
[+6] u/teflondon14: I was up 255% all time on June 22nd. I got down to 145% this morning and panic sold. Lost enough money in 2 weeks to pay off my mortgage and send my son through college. Didnt want to take the tax hit. Now I seriously have no clue what Im gonna do to earn it back. I learned some hard lessons. Do yourself a favor and set trailing stop losses. I wish I would have.
TBH I dont see anything coming back until after midterms at the earliest, realistically next spring is when we should see some real growth again. FUCK!.....Its gonna take me years to make all of that back..... FUCK!
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: The GUH day comes when the bers become buy-curious
[+6] u/AirwickS: China releasing an open-source AI model that’s a few months behind closed-source US modesl is on brand.
China kills at 1-to-N innovation — scaling existing innovations.
But struggles with 0-to-1 innovation — coming up with something from nothing.
Peter Thiel is awful human, but he was right about this much…
[+6] u/Allout-Okarun: Anyone in AMZN for earnings? I feel it is about to be rerated bigly and the trajectory is constellation LEO
[+6] u/curling_rocks: Just gotta focus on the next couple of weeks of earnings. This week didn't go well but tech (excluding msft) gotta bounce.
Stop getting distracted by Iran and Canada
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: If an atom was worth one dollar, then all the atoms in the earth would be worth $100 million
[+5] u/Dear_Respond4522: Guys I need to upskill asap whats something sexual that a robot cant do
[+5] u/Mrsir300: When you start seeing “sold” or “should I sell😭” posts on all the cuck investing subs. BUY BABY
[+5] u/Stonklover6942O: China just won the AI race
SPY going to zero
[+5] u/mehmilani: What if Iran hits all the de-salivation plants in the region?
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Pushing boner on the mattress on a Saturday morning is one of the best feelings in the world
[+5] u/xeuropa: The market changes its personality every year😒 I ain’t fucking selling😤
2023: “AI is overhyped!”
2024: “AI is unstoppable!”
2025: “AI will change everything!”
2026: “Wait… can anyone actually make money from this?
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: When AI becomes a race to the bottom, shit gets real. Right now, shit is getting real
[+5] u/smexeh: this week was red, next week has to be green, that's how this all works right?
[+5] u/Fluid_Shock_4626: Sir this is the gay porn subreddit.
[+5] u/torokunai: "shake to undo" in the app, few people know this actually
[+5] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Don't worry guys, there's now two oil tankers burning in the Strait after hitting mines. We're just getting started.
[+5] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: I sleep well thinking how me holding 1 piece of MU might put a dent in that 🥭's pathetic attempt at manipulating his port **LMAO** 🤌
[+5] u/BFox1982: She's a 10, but she calls crypto an investment
[+16] u/Far-Requirement9180: So many regards got trapped in the semis pump and dump (me, I’m so many regards ) lol
[+10] u/Datsyuk131313: Guess I'm a MRVL community member now.
[+10] u/dbgtboi: They need to start cracking down on fraud companies
How the fuk can Driscoll strawberries legally sell this mass produced ass and actually call them strawberries?
The ceo should be thrown in prison and forced to eat his own companies strawberries for breakfast lunch and dinner
Fuk these guys
[+10] u/ComfortablePiglet842: How about you guys not load up on tech stocks after months and months of run up
[+9] u/bonkers69: 'sup fellow bag holders
[+9] u/Horcsogg: oil +5% on Monday min
[+9] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: I mean to be fair Koreans should not be blamed they were the victims too lol. Wall Street pumping so people get in with leverage and then get dumped
[+8] u/lndnmdn: Saturday morning bearishness in here means calls will print...
[+8] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: no hard feelings guys but my mom did buy MU at 1250, she may have been the catalyst
[+8] u/ten7four: ASTS profit 2017: $0
ASTS profit 2026: $0,000,000
[+7] u/DavidMiller987: China’s largest memory chipmaker is set to list in Shanghai on the 27th, and Kimi K3 is also going open source that same day. Looks like we’re heading into a bear market damn
[+7] u/Bravadette: NJ is having it's like 2nd or 3rd year in higher risk of tornadoes in a row. Completely normal.
[+7] u/OverallBlock9028: Funny if the AI bubble bursts because chinese Ai models can do it much cheaper without trillions in market cap
[+7] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Extreme levels of hopium detected from memory bols this weekend (i’m one of them)
[+7] u/Severe-Selection-256: Lmfao who wrote this news headline? Is this person in the room with us ?
“
Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq post weekly losses as semiconductors get smoked”
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Petroleum is going to have circuit breaker upwards lmao
[+6] u/jlw993: Honestly just DCA into the below and you'll be laughing when all this blows over....
MU, SNDK, GOOG, ASML, TSM, DELL, MRVL, NBIS
Any others?
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: there's a great chance you'll lose money on monday
[+6] u/Front_Inspector_437: Probably down ten stacks this week but the sky is blue , my car is clean, and my family is healthy.
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Everything is extremely bearish, so obviously calls print Monday
[+6] u/el-art-seam: Have faith. If the market stays red and gas bumps back to 4.5, we’ll get our taco. Then it’s green all day errrr day.
[+5] u/No_Cod972: omg btc just whispered to me that we're going up Monday
pass it on
[+5] u/RegardEngineer: I’ve Been promoted from investor to community member.
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Our infrastructure is collapsing but yeah man, let’s all as a country agree to go support a made up rat country.
Then let’s nuke all the financial markets around the world for them at the same time.
Def worth it for our rat friends.
[+5] u/Juidawg: Imagine going back to work at 66 because 9 to 5 turns out to be what you’re most passionate about in life.
[+5] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: I really wish I had bought Dec 2028 $100 spcx puts a month ago. Apparently they were about $25 or so. Now they are worth 3k per contract. Fuuuck.
[+5] u/SigTauDan: Memory stocks crashing while memory consumers are saying it’s getting worse
[+5] u/WallSt_Chutiya: This Israel inspired war is causing us to pay 5 dollars at PUMP and 200 percent more for airfare....
[+5] u/Theimoral: The bull now feels how bear was when tarrifs where announced and this market still pumped for no reason.
I feel bad for bull.
[+5] u/CursedClownz: When does weekend futures open?
[+14] u/quantumlyregarded: No, I'll get down voted to hell for this but DeBeers holds a monopoly on diamonds and only releases them selectively to keep the price artificially inflated. Real diamonds are not actually rare and before DeBeers convinced women that diamond rings were essential to getting married typically men bought women whatever birthstone was theirs. Of course, my wife's birthstone is diamond so lol.
[+13] u/Gom_KBull: # LMAO We're creeping into August
# and this mf still trying to promise this stupid forever-war be over soon™
# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)
[+11] u/Soossaaaa: ceasefire tomorrow i can feel it
[+10] u/Tropicalfisher: Imagine being an Iranian and not knowing whether tonight will be your last dinner because an 80 year old likes touching kids secretly
[+10] u/SearchUsual5193: Markets should be open 24/7, I'm really disappointed as an addict.
[+10] u/foamrollmyback: Crazy how avoidable this whole thing was lol. A couple weeks ago war now turned never ending
[+9] u/eyerollingsex: *Just 2.2% of U.S. households currently pay for an AI subscription — PNC Bank*
Wut
[+9] u/MagJack: More Americans dying for oil.
[+9] u/SearchUsual5193: Feeling sad for the soldiers and their families.
[+9] u/_____rs: Why don't we just build a big, beautiful wall that's so tall, Iran can't shoot missiles over it?
[+9] u/deevee12: Guys I think the ceasefire is dead 😬
[+8] u/far-canal-: more Americans dying for Israel, it’s not even our war. don’t know why our boys are fighting for them, so sick of this
[+8] u/emporium4648: Their NAVY is gone, their MILITARY is dead, IRAN CANNOT GET NUCLEAR WEAPONS! LOL! When will you stop this lunatic and the Epstein class?
[+8] u/Worth-Walk6265: Oil will go crazy this week. There’s no quick climbdown from this escalation.
[+8] u/Deadsea3132: All of this for israel btw
[+8] u/Major_Baground: husbands and sons are dying in a war the american people didn't want
[+7] u/Competitive_Ride: https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2078537553708273735
Insane footage
[+7] u/PenguinOfB00m: War: happens
Bols: pretend it's not
War: happens harder
Bols: bers cheering for war disgusting
[+7] u/PenguinOfB00m: Distraction from epstein files
[+7] u/far-canal-: guys market is closed, does this mean i can touch myself tonight?
[+6] u/Temporary-Equal-774: \>Israeli Channel 13 on an official: The United States is preparing to expand the scope of its campaign against Iran by sending approximately 100 refueling aircraft to the region.
whoops
[+6] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: The only way to pump right now is by threatening a nuclear strike and then backing down.
[+6] u/Pury101: OK , so shit might be serious this time around ...
[+6] u/Responsible_Ship8261: https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/two-u-s-servicemembers-killed-one-missing-in-iran-missile-attack-on-jordan-a59f9699
Bloody Monday
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: Why is BTC up on war escalation?
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: I'm headed to Vegas so I can lose money two ways next week.
[+5] u/Soossaaaa: ill sponsor iranian baddies
[+5] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: incredible how the country that has no more military capabilities, fundamentally lost the war and is begging for a deal manages to kill soldiers of the proud USA
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I thought the dudes in r/oil are retarted, but an abortion subreddit randomly popped up on my feed, because it is trending, and on my god...
r/oil are still more retarted.
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: yeah but he's also now part of the sweaty older child group that does the same thing. so he's WSB now.
[+5] u/ActivatingEMP: Kuwait export terminal, desal plants, power etc. getting completely destroyed and weekend oil indexes are still at 82$ lmao
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: A guy born in Tel Aviv Israel founded Norwegian Cruise Lines and then left to create Carnival Cruise Line and then bought the Miami Heat?
[+5] u/JohnBowieKnife99: It Looks like the next rung of the escalation ladder is being planned out. Either strong condemnation with additional strikes or something worse
[+5] u/Old-Outcome-1805: So thats why this week I was receiving 🥭 truth notifications after a couple minutes and not immediately like before, they do it intentionally to sell the data.. pure manipulation
[+12] u/Other_Field6502: Why boots on the ground? How about high heels instead?
[+9] u/Boraximus: sirs are we getting anally probed on monday
[+9] u/Anonymous92916: Imagine eating three taco supremes, a gordita, and washing it down with that green slime drink (Baja something?), shitting your pants, and blaming the lettuce.
Long YUM
[+9] u/ImaginationOpening26: tbh gotta admit that Iran really held back and tried to solve things with diplomacy. But ofc Israel does not want this and dragging US into this fight, and dont want to leave lebanon and escalating.
We didnt have all of these problems before. The strait was open and everything was good. They are saying since 30y that Iran is 1 week away from WMD, but have themselves a stockpile of them. the hypocracy is unmatched really. either both or nobody should have them. If they had it, there would be no war, cause it would act as a deterent.
You got to have an open mind to understand this.
[+8] u/wildcat1055: That has to be fake news, because I was told we won the war 4 months ago
😔
[+8] u/dmitrious: So ghey and bearish in here my god
[+8] u/Bicambooblechi: For $100,000 a month you can get 🥭 tweets before anyone else. I thought straight up taking mid east crypto money was beyond corrupt but this is really the cherry on top. Then again I’m sure its all legal and happens on the street. Just another reason why they have the edge and you don’t.
[+7] u/Slow-Information-847: Who still think Axios will announce a new peace deal before Monday open? The ammos about to run out, the patriot batteries in middle east are mostly gone. so Iran must be begging for deals everyday in TruthSocial until Axios say something
[+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: We obliterated their military once and their nuclear program twice. They rebuilt it surprisingly quick but we can obliterate them again.
[+7] u/GandalfSwagOff: Our special ed president is about to put boots on the ground.
[+7] u/Livid_Term_1767: Guys stop acting like these are the first US troops who died in this conflict
[+7] u/Nitor_: I'm feeling very bearish which means we're up bigly on Monday
[+7] u/CPR123_: We’re losing troops and yet 🌽 is surging
[+7] u/EarlyPattern6315: There is no quick comeback. War goes on, tech rallye over only down for many months from now
[+7] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Thinking we rotate into safe sectors next week, too much uncertainty out there
[+6] u/phatpham1803: 2 US soldiers killed in Jordan. Iran will have to pay. Boots on the ground by next week
[+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Are the talks going well or not Axios?
[+6] u/scarneo: The funny thing, war might be the better option if you want to open the strait. Because clearly none of the morons can comply with the MOU
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: How fucked is memory next week
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: sold all my memory shares at a loss to full port puts am I fucked
[+6] u/Internal-Hand-4705: I feel like this was the correct play, so they will inverse it because too many people bought puts
Yeah you’re fucked
[+6] u/Urzuck: Your calls are gonna get bombed
[+6] u/Madsen13140: I remember back in 2025, bootz on the ground was already a running joke here
[+6] u/jdfan51: Bears spend all week getting rapped then come Friday they spend their little paycheck on puts and spend all weekend scraping up every piece of news they can find to tickle their conformation bias.
[+5] u/imstaringataplant: upvoted. whoever downvoted has no sense of humor.
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Shouldve quit at 40k
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: You found bearhunter!
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: *sighs, pulls on latex gloves*
[+5] u/4Rascal: Anyone else feel like you don’t need drugs cash and women… but only when you have drugs cash and women… ?