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[+28] u/Successful-End7689: Cramer recommended IBM yesterday. You genuinely cannot script this stuff 😂
[+27] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Could you imagine owning ORCL stock?
Jesus Fucking Christ, Larry is such a fucking whack job loser, I would never give that plastic bimbo my money... What the fuck.
You guys are fucking idiots. Just look at the fucking guy..
[+26] u/Own_Wafer_5249: The Koreans are going to wake up and lose their fucking minds when they see this shit lmao
[+21] u/hftrobo9285: What a stupid fucking market. Honestly.
[+20] u/WarlockSmurf: please DRAM, just go back to 70 and im leaving lol
[+17] u/bitchfart007: We had a good day koreans, do not fuck it up.
[+16] u/PosiblyMisspelled: Wife told me she’s pregnant last night. 80% of my net worth is in DRAM and I’m green for total return. Sun is out and I’ve got the day off.
Life is alright.
[+15] u/LuvSicPt5: Man just put my boy NBIS out of his misery
[+15] u/Sick0h: US pumps SK largest company 27% in a day and then will be shocked when they take profits tonight smh
[+14] u/WrexyWrex: SK Hynix jumped 27% today. Just another normal move for a company worth over $1 trillion.
[+13] u/br0botic: Kevin Warsh gets his hair cut at Supercuts
[+11] u/ohnoesthisisit: green into thursday's state of the nation "at war" announcement, into another bloody friday (poor working class must hate their freedom weekends), into the framework of a deal sunday night, with a red open monday into green again by 11am precisely.
[+11] u/cheweyy: Koreans skipping to work as they get ready to slaughter SKHY
[+11] u/Actual_Difference617: Market took all the risk and baked it into one stock - ORCL.
Semi down : ORCL Down
Memory down : ORCL down
Software down : ORCL down
DC infrastructure down : ORCL down
Rate increase chances : ORCL down
Iran war: ORCL down
[+11] u/SteakEater137: This is a weird market where all the data and logic is screaming at you to make a certain trade, but you hesitate because you know a single random shitpost can nuke your port the very minute you press the "buy" button
[+11] u/AdCritical5383: My wife just asked what I was gonna “write on wsb.” I told her I’m too autistic to say anything meaningful after 1pm.
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[+10] u/Curious-Bird-8159: YOLO 2k SPY 750p 7/15 . See u next week otherwise
[+10] u/YoDooley: KOSPI just announced that it will be attacking the Hormuz tonight
[+10] u/JReapercussionz: The longer I trade, the more I realize ah doesn’t mean much
[+9] u/FutureSage: I need the Koreans to LOCK IN !
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: The thing I love about this sub is how many people apparently only think about getting puts AFTER a stock has already fallen more than 30% in a few weeks
[+9] u/Starkfault: Puts are like condoms. I don’t use them
[+8] u/Nearby_Blueberry_302: Everything turned bullish but the market bearly went up.. i am keeping my puts
[+8] u/rando9999912: The poors that buy options on already leveraged ETFs are my favorite kind of regards lol never change
[+8] u/lilordeo: korean hynix gonna be at 500billion marketcap while adr at 2 trillion fuck ts
[+8] u/Spezalt4: Space baggies so close to IPO negative I can taste it
[+8] u/YoDooley: Nothing but vibe trading from here on out
[+8] u/siboq: Bought dram $70 calls for 7/24 paid $1.23 already down like 15% 😎
[+8] u/Junkingfool: New MU buyer as if today! Wen moon?
[+8] u/mehmilani: Why would the Islamic Republic of Japan do this?
[+8] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy green, MU mega green, MSFT red. Everything is back on track
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: I've been learning some Korean on the side through Babel, and apparently, "ber" and "clown" are interchangeable in their language. Such a beautiful culture 🥰
[+8] u/Ble_h: If Koreans fuck it up tonight, I swear I will never listen to kpop again.
[+8] u/YoDooley: Imagine being Korean and waking up to all the gains you get to sell on SKHY from the dumb Americans 👏👏
[+8] u/dinglebarryb0nds: imagine being a long term employee who had like maybe high 7 figure/ low 8 figure stock in space x where it is life changing but you are nowhere near infinite money, and you are waiting for lockup period just seeing it go down hundreds of thousands a day
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: MU + 4.8%
SKHY + 27%
Guess which one I hold?
[+7] u/bemeandnotyou: Dad, IBM tanked 25%, do something
Ok son, no more 20% fee on Hoormouz
[+7] u/isospeedrix: Usually when company fails the ceo is always super cope Like yeahhh external factors, we’re fine blah blah but this time IBM CEO says nah we just fuckin suck
[+7] u/Maximum-Side-9391: The great rotation from IBM to SKHY
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: I met a permabear today when I was volunteering at the local soup kitchen. He went on a 10 minute tantrum about “bubbles”. I told him we had a lot of hungry people behind him. He tried to steer me into PayPal stock. I gave him extra mashed potatoes and wished him luck.
[+7] u/SteakEater137: Because today was a semi pump day, tomorrow will be a semi dump day.
Musical chairs market.
[+7] u/jasperCrow: Imagine bag holding space x 😂🫵
[+7] u/YoDooley: France just nuked a ton of sports books
[+7] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Gonna try oh so hard not to check after hours/overnight prices so I wake up with a surprise
[+7] u/Speech_Path: I bet my life savings on France to win. I am financially ruined.
[+7] u/oldprecision: Soon you'll be able to buy SPCX under $135 and feel like you beat the man.
[+7] u/StraightLion1032: fresh new ATH’s coming this week. I can feel it in my ol’goose.
[+7] u/Frosty-Associate-124: $spy is going to drop $11 tomorrow.
[+7] u/malleable7: Sk Hynix is going to rip so high tomorrow.
[+7] u/perceptive_AI: Mbappe diving like a bitch
[+7] u/M13alint: Can someone buy my course so I can fund these Ls
[+6] u/spilledonwhite: I am feeling scared and want to sell. That is usually the best time to sell right?
[+6] u/alcoholischeaper: IBM c were sure cheap today
[+6] u/Federal-Profile8857: 60 shares SKHY $153 sold at $194 yea that’ll do
[+6] u/ercanbas: Sick Hymen opening at $200 or $150
[+6] u/syedhuda: **"i dont care what the market tells me im not selling my puts"** - every ber right now
[+6] u/Lynx_Underground: Bought Puts at 189$... After Korean Selloff and Tmr Dump back to the 160s... Gonna make BANK
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Bers blockading KOSPI
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Google AI told me that IBM stands for "Irritable Bowel Movement".....
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: My company is building a project for Oracle. Hope we finish before they go kaput lmao
[+6] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: Bought NBIS 195C one minute before close. Genius or regarded? Find out tomorrow on Trading With Degens!
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Holy shit France thanks for fucking my rent money now I’ll be homeless
[+6] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Tapas > Baguettes.
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Lmao
Crowd booing at Infantino.
[+6] u/BLVCKYOTA: Le poots on ze french
[+6] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Accidentally bought a shit ton of $755 calls with 5 minutes to spare and got stuck in them cause I couldn’t sell quick enough 🫠
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Dictator please do something 🙏🙏
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Spain gonna make France its biatch, just like in the Franco-Spanish War of 1635
[+6] u/mehmilani: Is the world cup final gonna be on the White House lawn?
[+6] u/Aware-Travel6743: Can sandick also pump 25% taking a cue from sk hynix? pretty please.
[+6] u/StraightLion1032: 🥭’s Ballroom is really just a Goonroom where everyone releases the balls.
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: I'm so sorry France.
But you lost.
[+5] u/PandoraBot: Man it's only Tuesday
[+5] u/Ecodriverz: 32 fucking million volume on spy. Just close it during the day. Shit only moves overnight
[+5] u/Vlisa: Koreans tonight: "Damn I should have used more leverage."
[+5] u/Zfreezy: If these Korean's sell tonight imma cancel new season of squid games
[+5] u/JReapercussionz: Still can’t believe ibm
[+5] u/Dangerous_Memory6008: Moving to Wendy's if things keep going like this
[+5] u/Abe2025: The US stock market is no more. Pack your bags. Hug your loved ones and kiss your money good bye
[+5] u/Vlisa: It's scary how little people know about investments. Saw a guy asking why would you ever buy DRAM since it holds money market funds. 🤦♂️
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: For their next trick, SPY opens tomorrow above today’s high
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Lost 15k today. BUT I scalped 13k back of it
[+5] u/wuqiany2: Now the market is closed. Lets hear from Mr. President
[+5] u/DireStraitsLion: Dump everything and live under the highway
[+5] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Hey champ, tell your mom I left my Velcro Rick and Morty wallet on her nightstand but I’ll be back over tonight and I’ll get it then. Thanks boss!
[+5] u/hioman01: Soccer is full of dramatic falling, what a joke
[+5] u/Lextron: i think i'm just gonna stick to buying base set Charizards
[+5] u/RothTo0DTE: Just now seeing IBM getting delisted
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: yaaaay, sold my calls for a loss before eod and then spx prints a nice tall green candle
>!I hate this market so fucking much!<
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: baguette stocks tumbling
[+5] u/Starkfault: Remember when a kid was killed by a Peloton and the next day the stock rallied like 50%?
[+5] u/GregoryBeans: Ive realized it is possible to make money, but only if i dont look at these discussion boards
[+5] u/Marcellouss: Ugh NBIS. Come on man. Tanking me everyday.
[+5] u/EvilShadow80: Need KOSPI to drill blue tonight
[+5] u/afuro-samurai: What we thinking about quantum
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: Spain is just a goated country ngl
[+5] u/JReapercussionz: Today was a blessing
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Anyone lose their whole fucking ass today
[+5] u/diefy7321: This afrikan, I mean French team, is fukt lmfaooooo
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: An actual green tech session even though software and Neoclouds still got torched. Can’t wait for South Korea to further crush them.
[+5] u/The_Judgement_Nut: Sk hynix to 250 tomorrow!!!
[+5] u/mehmilani: Remember when spy was at $300 and you were reading on how remdesivir is 40% more effective compared to bleach? Time flies.
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: dude blew 18k on france where you at boy?
[+5] u/PaxDev: Is it time to buy DRAM now?
[+5] u/justpasingbai: can we have a single day where sk hynix ADR is green and koreans dont knife it to the floor?
[+18] u/cbusoh66: Spanish women are just hotter than French women
[+14] u/financiallythriving: Just had a sexy Asian put her breasts near my face while putting her fingers in my mouth
(Was at the dentist replacing a filling)
[+13] u/TipEmpty8429: Have not heard from my financial advisor Axios
[+11] u/Foreigntragedy: I got the retail bagholder deluxe portfolio (ORCL, MSTR, CRWV) don't ask me how its going
[+11] u/Holiday-Career-9349: I think I'm in the wrong place for financial advice.
[+10] u/upvz: imagine you're about to have surgery and they tell you your surgeon suddenly died after a brief illness but his sister was given an emergency medical license to perform the surgery.
[+10] u/Specific-Path3179: France \#1 at losing important battles
[+10] u/Cool_Philosopher1955: canceled my plans of proposing in france
[+10] u/East-Description-243: Yesterday on Mad Money Jim Cramer said to buy IBM. Said it was inexpensive😂.
[+10] u/Top-Sir-1215: Anyone else not have any clue wtf to do in this market? Like all obvious signs are saying go cash. Do I collect my 3.5 percent?
[+10] u/Throughlifeanddeath: What do you guys think about my SPY 753 calls expiring tomorrow
[+9] u/silver54: France looking like our market once KOSPI hits later
down bad
[+9] u/nasdaqslut: Bers in here last night nutting over a potential circuit breaker and getting upvoted. Shows how much yall underestimate the power of tacos
[+9] u/BrownDog42069: hard to describe the thrill of dipping your toes into options with some small bets and instantly getting a 50% gain, and then throwing 50% of your net worth into the same plays only to lose it. theoretically speaking i mean
[+9] u/No_Current3675: Might rage sell my MSFT because Excel sucks open ass.
[+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: "Did you have a satisfying life dad?"
"I was a top 1% poster on reddit son"
[+8] u/FartPolluter: americans talking about soccer is like listening to europeans talk about geopolitics or stocks
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Can't believe I fumbled 70k with options. Now its gonna take me many years to save up and come back with stocks. Atleast I learned my lesson now in my mid 20's and not when I had more later on so I can grow my money now by never touching options again
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: At least I won't have to watch the remainder of the world cup anymore
I don't like any of the remaining countries, but whoever is left please make sure Argentina does not win, thank you
[+8] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: RECAP OF THE GAME:
french dude makes out with a spaniard woman in a bar, takes her to the hotel
in the hotel the spaniard woman takes off her underware revealing a hughe schlong and says SURPIIIIISE
**Fench dude say, SUPRISE TO YOUU and dives with open mouth straight to the schlong**
[+8] u/MoesOtherBar: S&P 500 deciding their investors won't become SpaceX bag holders should be rewarded.
anyone know if the guy who put his entire 401k in the stock doing alright?
[+8] u/National-Log5203: If you liked SPCX at $220, you gotta he loving it at $136
[+8] u/teh_herper: I prefer binge drinking
[+7] u/cbusoh66: So let me get this straight, the Guardians of Hormuz will be working for free?
[+7] u/Competitive_Ride: Time to rename it Spanish Fries
[+7] u/j4c11: I've been seething all day because of SKHYV - I set a stop loss at 160 before it dipped and I thought it was gone. I finally logged in and for some reason eTrade rejected my order that same day after hours 😂, I found it in Rejected status . Up 27% today . Regarded luck I guess 🙏
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: I haven't eaten pizza in like three weeks cause of my evening work so gonna eat today. I used to eat pizza weekly or twice a week
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I lost £400 on the football. My wife's going to kill me
[+7] u/housemouse431: IBM should change their ticker to ICBM cuz i know some ports have been absolutely destroyed on that surprise
[+6] u/vermilli21: US market dumps yesterday, Koreans pumped over night. US market pumps today, Korea markets dump. Repeat
[+6] u/Classic-Resist-3517: Oracle priced for failure
[+6] u/Rosebunse: The amount of money people will lose if Spain wins...
Go, Spain! I root for you for the chaos!
[+6] u/Tall_Technology2325: This week has been rough.
[+6] u/Bicambooblechi: SKHY sells at 50% premium to Korean mkt. Buy KORU?
[+6] u/dylanx5150: I no longer trust the market. Gonna buy and hold a ton of physical PlayStation games.
[+6] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Man I am not good at this
[+6] u/Dongkey_kong: Ah, time for the nightly MU dump followed by the KOSPI one
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Korean stock YouTuber reportedly stabbed by a viewer who lost money after following his investment advice.
But did he say, "Not financial advice"? Though😂😂
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: All of this is just moving electrons around from one place to another
[+6] u/VisualAnteater9796: My account is at zero, tried to make a win out of a loss by shorting. Biggest loser award goes to me
[+6] u/Boraximus: You guys should stop selling SKHY in the AH, you’ll scare the Koreans
[+6] u/PhilipJfrys_head: Warren told me to be greedy when others are fearful so I dumped $10k into ibm calls ending this week.
He wouldn’t steer me wrong
[+6] u/Ok_Test_8920: [Removed by moderator]
[+6] u/necarpenter417: I blew up my account 2 weeks ago, and have been living the good life ever since. Haven't looked at the market at all. Good to see it hasn't moved.
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: The KOSPI rocket is about to takeoff, 8300 by EOM
[+5] u/drakilian: I was going to say that MSFT is the shittiest stock to ever live but then I remembered that ORCL exists
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Noone cares about France or Soccer. Post loss porn
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: SPCX the only stock WSB can be super bearish on and it keeps dropping
[+5] u/Novalll: 🥭 invade South Korea next
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Crowdstrike looking like another leg up
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Quite like the look at SKHY at that price , but will start adding on dips. Ain’t buying anything which pumps 20%+ in a day
[+5] u/DrSeuss1020: Moves tomorrow, imma cry
[+5] u/Samjabr: QQQ +1% tomorrow from ASML
Then another +1% Thursday from TSMC
QQQ 740 EOW...or another week of eating cat food.
What could go wrong - Korea...
[+5] u/Warmake: Fumbled gains on AEHR earnings with shares lol, what a move.
[+5] u/Foreign_Ostrich: Even a stopped clock buys MU calls twice a day
[+5] u/cinJESUS: i believed in dictator mbappe… 😭
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: It would be hella funny if KOSPI crashed another 10%
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: It turns out that I am indeed not profitable at options trading
[+5] u/Cautious_Panic_4167: Why am i holding 1dte calls overnight? I never learn 😂🫠💀
[+5] u/Snowman33001: Wow my margin maintenance is way too high now.
I don’t feel alive anymore.
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: Did France surrender yet?
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Cant believe I spent the last 5 hours staring at MU not doing a god damn thing
[+5] u/xeemyy: In the daily there was some regard who bet 2k on France LMAO
[+5] u/0point42au: lol, Les Bappes only 3 shots on target 😹
[+5] u/t2mo24242424: Lotta bears in here. Calls it is
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: fukign france man wtf.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Never buying a Baguette again
[+5] u/jer123: Nvda 1 month from quarterly earnings the run up is starting
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: FRANCE LOST CALLS TOMORROW
[+5] u/legible_print: How long until they just change the inflation measurements to just be lower?
Like grade inflation or something?
[+5] u/Putrid_Complex_6423: IBM looking like a good buy for quantum. Or dead cat bounce. Either way, decent gains.
[+5] u/Bofa12313: England vs Argentina will be the last exciting game of the cup. Spain is a boring team to watch
[+5] u/stupidber: TFSA is the only good thing about being Canadian
[+5] u/Cpryus: I didn't realize but amd hasn't even like moved from its highs at all, AMD moving like prime Nvidia damn
[+5] u/5uNmk: Dump it before the Koreans come online
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: You guys ready for the draft on Thurs
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Saudi Arabia has water and it’s all desert, but Vancouver, BC where it rains 9 months of 12, is running out of water.
Could it be mismanagement?
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Not gonna lie....day trading is easy peasy on days like today.
If it was always like this, i'd have a yacht.
[+5] u/LopsideLeg: MU went from being cucked by SNDK to being cucked by SKHY.
[+5] u/WishboneMajor7915: That was a Costco hot dog to the down side
[+5] u/Wide-Contribution-29: Options trading hours are too restrictive. It’s not like we have to call up brokers to perfom these trades.
[+5] u/SirPanic12: I guess SKHY is putting Micron out of business???
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: SPCX is just gathering drilling expertise for the upcoming boring company merger
[+5] u/j_b_1983: How does anyone lose money on a day like today, when one stock is going absolutely nuts?
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: why so much french hate they're literally our oldest ally
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 29 more hours
[+5] u/t2mo24242424: It’s July 2026 no one cares
[+23] u/guccioli: It’s so disappointing when you get over your imposter syndrome and you realize most people are also retarded.
[+18] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: BREAKING: Korean Government have restored the buy button after an intern accidentally removed it
[+13] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Cramer says it's not 1999 again. Top is in
[+13] u/Any_Influence_8305: Down 7% yesterday. Up 2% today. We're so fucking back
[+12] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: SKHY trading at a 50% premium should have all you regards running to buy DRAM. Once this wave of margin calls is over and Korean SK starts to play catch-up…the pump will be glorious
[+11] u/yourgirl696969: Everyone go to r/Korea sub and tell them to start taking out their 5th bank loan and 3rd mortgage to pump KOSPI tn
[+11] u/CJBlueNorther: Gonna be awkward af when 🥭 has to present the trophy to Spain after talking all that shit about the country last week 🇪🇸
[+10] u/NotRllytho: Diarrhea Epidemic in the summer LMAO
[+10] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I can't believe they allowed Jim Cramer to still have his Mad Money show after pumping IBM and it dropping by +25% today
[+10] u/emperor_dinglenads: Back in my day, Taco Bell was EXPECTED to cause explosive diarrhea.
[+9] u/ting-ting_jahe: Dumb
Retards
Always
Mad
[+8] u/good-times-: So for Ai the letter after A is B. The letter after i is J. So BJ? Ai and BJs are closely related 🤔
[+8] u/d33p7r0ubl3: So 🥭 says Hormuz is fully open but all the trackers say it’s closed???
[+8] u/Initial-Lab-1280: Koreans, PLEASE just hit the buy button. Thank you.
[+8] u/Ill_Sun358: MSFT got me feeling like shit man.
[+8] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Sad to see another African team eliminated.
[+8] u/Dude_HaHa: Why would you buy that on margin you retard??????
[+7] u/astromouse2024: Live has been fantastic since my self exile from options a couple weeks ago
[+7] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I will pay for 2 Koreans’ annual AI girlfriend subscriptions if you ball out tonight. 🙏
[+7] u/plumpypenguin: why is the 2x leverage SKHY only up 28.72% when SKHY is up 27.28% lmao
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: You might wish that you bought IBM puts yesterday but the SEC are likely on the way to your house rn if you did
[+7] u/Joey-Cap: Watching kospi at night was like watching the cartoon network at night
[+7] u/ebfeebfe: JAPAN CONSIDERS LIFTING BAN ON U.S. POTATO IMPORTS - NIKKEI
Bigly on po-ta-to
[+6] u/StandardDot5115: hey guys i may have fucked up
i forgot to close my NQ futures contract and now there's 1000 bushels of unfiltered Nasdaq delivered to my front yard
my wifes gonna flip
[+6] u/Exciting-Serve-2676: Does anyone get sick of the entirety of the market movement happening for fifteen minutes in the morning and at close. Objectively, the stock market is boring as shit 90% of the time.
[+6] u/Interesting_Leg8859: "Samsung Electronics and SK Hynix together account for \~52% of the entire KOSPI index, with Samsung at 27% and SK Hynix at 25%."
wow
[+6] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Cramer just pitched KOSPI as a great buy. 😔
[+6] u/Professional_Art3563: WSB: Don’t buy NVDA at $190-200. Wait and buy at $235
[+6] u/ChesterfieldK: Will the Koreans have the balls to buy 2 days in a row?
[+6] u/AdExtension3875: im so bored i’ll go full port nflx tomorrow just to feel something
[+6] u/Jay3377: HOOD, don't be shy, go to 125. My calls need it please
[+6] u/Czyzzle: Welp. I'm holding 100 shares of MU at 984. I'll let you know how this works out.
[+6] u/wattap: Imagine falling for the memory fud lmao, i can respect any bear but a memory bear is the absolute lowest of scum
[+6] u/Stonksboi68: Get really drunk and Buy IBM calls
[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: How do you have 40k loss when it pumped 27%
[+6] u/Wapmen: Wait for a new dip in semis. You will not need to wait for long lol
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # LMAO Drones, Rare earth and Nuclear all getting cucked and getting their shit pushed in 🤣🤡
[+5] u/palindromic: what happens if (when) the transformer LLM hype dies down and fortune 500s realize it’s a tool that has some use cases for work but isn’t the game changing agentic super Ai it’s being peddled as?
[+5] u/e30jawn: I'm gonna be honest. I'm never going to pay for AI. Ill use it if its free.
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: It’s kind of strange that people come here to brag about only buying shares.
[+5] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Guys I held SKHY call expiring on Friday. Am I cooked
[+5] u/Cool-Run-245: Where tf is the IBM put gain porn did no one called this shit ?
[+5] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: WILL SAVE ENERGY TARGETS IN IRAN FOR LAST
Yes, after 100 bps of cuts
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: The Neverending StooooReeeEeYYyyYY
Ahhha Ahhaa Aha aha...
[+5] u/EnginrA: It’s sooo tight wow 🥴
[+5] u/OnceALoser: SPY is down 7 Wednesdays in a row. Core PPI tomorrow which will be benign. I think we will get a green Wednesday after all.
[+5] u/w8w8dont: Koreans cant wait for market to open to sell all their leveraged stocks at a loss
[+5] u/Few_Adhesiveness2963: SHORT EVERYTHING !!!
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Them koreans are so emotional
[+5] u/2020isgreat: I started a pyramid scheme but somehow ended up at the bottom of the pyramid
[+5] u/The_Brem: Spcx puts on every rally
[+5] u/e30jawn: Isn't this something the French are supposed to be good at?
[+5] u/Orangebathroomtowel: Okay roll call which of you regards bet on France winning
[+5] u/player_zero_: Looks like a Spain - England final
[+5] u/Salt_Contract342: General cuntsenus is buy in 2 or so days
[+5] u/Clackamas_river: Yes, you will be fine, stay in the trade.
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: Yes. Years down the line.
[+13] u/benj760486: IBM one of us for losing 24% of net worth in one day
[+13] u/AgitatedJump8459: DO NOT RELEASE THE KOREANS
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: Easiest way to 100x: set your account to display in cents🔥
[+9] u/31andnotdone: tomorrow I'm turning 32
[+8] u/PomegranateLoud4136: Speed with Keanu Reaves is still one of the best action movies ever
[+8] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Isn’t explosive diarrhea the whole point of Taco Bell?
[+8] u/wolf_of_rapestreet: Can't wait for the NK Hynix IPO
[+8] u/Yuri_CPL: skhy up 9% premarket in korea lets see hiw this plays out
[+8] u/znightmaree: If you panic sold memory, this is your signal from the universe to switch to index investing
[+8] u/jason8585: DRAM crew we are so back
[+7] u/Allout-Okarun: Tomorrow bulls will be asking for milk of the poppy
[+7] u/FlowerrBud: My girlfriend got engaged. That’s so cool. Fucking kill me
[+7] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: I really need to stop full porting DRAM calls but its just such easy money
[+6] u/FuckleUp: Half the women on dating sites are hairdressers that I get a feeling regret their career choice
[+6] u/Ecomonist: IBM is pretty cool ... How do we convince NVDA to get in the same trend that IBM is on.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Imagine getting paid in Canadian dollars LMAO🤌
[+6] u/jdfan51: I need nbis to rip 20% overnight
[+6] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: The House has passed legislation to make Daylight Saving Time permanent nationwide"
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Every week it’s the same. Iran, inflation, rate hikes, rate cuts, memory
Boring
[+6] u/uncsucks: Absolutely zero reason to pump right now
[+6] u/Cav829: They got ahead of a disappointing earnings report projecting they would miss by 5%, which somehow equated to a 25% sell-off of the stock. But we're all trying to pretend that's not a concerning sign for the broader market.
[+6] u/saintmitchy: It’s likely going to be some election “fraud” allegations to force the Save Act. Market is no longer bothered by war so I’m sure he doesn’t wants to bring too much spotlight to it.
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: And we are back to stopping the bombing if they negotiate. Master at art of the deal 👌 😂
[+5] u/StophJS: How tf did I just realize sk Hynix rebounded 28% today
[+5] u/Outside-Tip-3167: Wendys, all the apes abandoned us
[+5] u/FuckleUp: Guess this is a 🌽 and IBM sub now. Bots! 🤖
[+5] u/tiger1191: Sending lettuce to Korea to keep them off the internet
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I wonder if there's a Oil tanker simulator game, with the ability to set the difficulty to "Hormuz"
[+5] u/skymagic: bears are never-nudes
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: People on here talking about IBM like it's god damn 1987
[+5] u/JayRoo83: Which one of you did this
https://www.dexerto.com/youtube/stock-youtuber-allegedly-stabbed-by-viewer-who-lost-money-taking-his-investment-advice-3387283/
[+5] u/Cav829: >BREAKING: Trump announces starting next week the US will strike all of Iran's power plants, bridges, and energy sites. He says the US will also strike Iran "hard tonight, tomorrow night, the night after." This comes as Iran has just announced full withdrawal from the MOU one hour ago.
Oh man, we're back to war crimes being bullish.
[+5] u/gabrielmmk: This market lately seems like all the hedgefunds and institutions are on vacation on a remote island without internet lol.
[+5] u/BunsMcCheeks: Love how this fucker can just tweet blatant threats of war crimes and crude futures dont even budge anymore
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I’ve been in the market for a while now and I must say this might be one of the best wsb meme stocks shakeouts I’ve ever seen
[+5] u/kemar7856: Fuck you nbis fuck you
[+5] u/tiny_toof: I feel bad for spcx 401k guy
[+5] u/i_simp_f: Has anyone ever tried mixing cold water and hot water
Sounds gross as hell ngl
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: I fucking love dark souls 2
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Lmao wtf was that pump?
[+5] u/thethinkernut: Sent $1k on spy calls expiring tmrw. Let’s fking go
[+5] u/por_que_: SK Hymen = irrational exuberance. Totally regarded.
[+5] u/niwmo: If you feel bad about your gambling, know there is a regard who confidently bought LCID at $552 and is still holding the 💼!
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Damn I been getting 20-30 percent gains everyday and giving them back over the course of the day. Smh man fuck
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Cramer could say we’ll never hit 9001 when spx is 5500 and it’d blow through it in a day.
[+5] u/FigAccomplished6580: Need NVDA $220-225 end of week
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Why can't a house just fall from the sky, into my lap?
Actually, on second thought, perhaps that's not a good idea...
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: Oof one of the most frustrating trading day yet
Couldn't exit during volatility pump on 0dte spx and watched the position fade throughout the day despite decent entries. Sold most but still stupidly held a handful.
Then couldn't exit remaining position cuz was on a flight and wifi crapped out and TOS won't register the order replacement requests.
Pure regarded in hindsight to not just exit everything while on jetway vs relying on inflight wifi (which automatically worked perfectly after closing bell).
[+5] u/cow_grass: MBappe did the mbappe special today
[+5] u/subucula: What are my moves tomorrow? Try to make back some money. I have a good system but by golly am I bad at sticking with it.
[+5] u/myjumboloanapp: IBM should really fire and sue its CEO. Bro destroyed what was left of its culture and all the dude did was offshore jobs to his home country with nothing to show for it.
[+5] u/Dectane12345: Market MUST be rigged
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Koreans waking up in a cold sweat and ready to sell
[+5] u/killainvest: Jurassic park rankings:
Jurassic Park
The lost world
Jurassic world
Jurassic world rebirth
Jurassic world dominion
JPIII
Jurassic world fallen kingdom
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Mods sacrificed a goat for the best tickers today. The stock market CEO will decide if it's good or bad news for your portfolio tomorrow. Best of luck.
[+5] u/RegardMode: can't wait for kospi to twerk at 8est
[+5] u/Bravadette: Simon has died from fatal wounds like 10 times this match.
[+10] u/FullTard2000: What’s with everyone privating their profiles/comments
Bunch of pussies, you’re worried about what others redditors think of your reddit profile, even though you’re already anonymous?
I get the reason, you say conflicting or out of pocket shit in other subs and don’t want it dug up by some wacko.
Own your words…and the wacko can and will just copy and paste your name into the search bar and see it all if he wants too
[+10] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Does Kospi have Circuit breaker on the way up?? Lol
[+9] u/comancheranche: My pops asked me which stock to buy …. I told him NVDA. He thinks I’m a genius now. However, he doesn’t know I am super fuckin regarded at this lmao.
But seeing the old man enjoy the shrek dildos is nice.
[+9] u/HayflickLimiter: Koreans will pump this shit to the moon
[+8] u/Professional-Tap2052: The problem is the media always tries to overblown stories they listen to their masters to feed slop to the general population. And when the market dumps the big bois when they are ready pump it buy cheap back up.
( Not that I support whatever the government is doing )
[+8] u/CEO_of_SOXL: My friends, coworkers, everyone hates me and I don’t know why? Is it the adderall or the alcohol.
[+8] u/gopoohgo: Would be great if we can get a 2nd day of strong green from semis
[+8] u/captain_casino: I will now be lifting my boycott on Korean bbq
[+8] u/tropicalia84: And just like that nobody gives a fuck about Iran or oil soaring anymore after it was all that mattered for months and it happened overnight.
Funny how things work out huh?
[+8] u/OldWonder5865: Bust through 1k MU quit edging me
[+8] u/octopus4488: Buy high, sell low. As always.
[+8] u/GoBeaversOSU: Some will claim this is AI
[+7] u/powerbuffcurls: Guess who sold dram for a loss 🤡
[+7] u/Deep_Calls_007: SPCX so close to shit the bed. Just want everyone who bought it before the ipo to lose their money. Fuck Elon.
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: So war is completely back on? Wait, off again. Hang out it’s back full on again
[+7] u/billyd1984texas: The taco is happening in slow motion
[+7] u/Typical-Layer-1253: MU will be back at 1200 where it deserves to be soon
[+7] u/SetRestart: People who don't watch or study charts make the most money, overanalyzing a fake graph that has no pattern and convincing yourself that there's a a pattern only enhances your losses
[+7] u/twostroke1: Oh no. Jim Cramer just said the guy who comments above me will live a long, healthy, prosperous life.
rip buddy.
[+7] u/Xzlk: Some of yall may have forgotten but I will not forget Oracle hitting 328 after the ER and literally all that happened was they made up a fake number for future demand.
[+6] u/xInfinity962: Wait so bombing them now *raises* SPY?
[+6] u/HayflickLimiter: 25 minutes till Koreans fuck up everything again
[+6] u/Kickboy21: Lost $740 on the france game. GUH 🥴
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Imagine waiting all week for Netflix earnings just to have it pull an IBM.
[+6] u/ClarkFable: Feels like Yemen and SA are going to escalate tonight and shits gonna spiral with Iran again. It’s not clear TACO has many off-ramps in sight.
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: Futures are not fake today!
[+6] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: KOSPI is +6% premarket lol, wonder how fast it will go down after the open.
[+6] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Personal
\-95.6 billion
Foreigners
\+134 billion
Institutions
\-37.1 billion
hmmm
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Koreans please lock in and BUY
I will do the same in the morning
[+6] u/Humble_Chemical_5463: Wheres my kimchi gang?
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: IBM...
More like IBS, ammaright? LMAO
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: too much optimism tonight
concerned
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: Market moves more in AH than intraday. Literally untradeable.
[+6] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Find the one you want. Press buy
[+6] u/HayflickLimiter: Sandisk made you rich. Just buy a new girlfriend
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: The GraniteShares 2x Long LCID Daily ETF (Nasdaq: LCDL) "went tits up" and hit a negative Net Asset Value (NAV) on **July 14, 2026**. \[[1](https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2026/07/14/3327410/0/en/graniteshares-2x-long-lcid-daily-etf-nasdaq-lcdl-fund-delisting-negative-nav.html)\]
Lucid Group Inc. (LCID) suffered heavy market drops, forcing GraniteShares Advisors LLC to close the fund's positions at a massive loss. Because this leveraged ETF amplifies daily drops, the fund's NAV slipped below zero, prompting GraniteShares to formally announce its delisting from the NASDAQ.
**The first of many. Hold my beer.**
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: SKHYmen gonna make me cum inside
[+5] u/Quick1711: I must be old but I remember when you just got the ass piss from eating Taco Hell without it turning into a national news cycle
[+5] u/natebro142: So many berish bets here on NVDA I feel my port may actually recover
[+5] u/Chrg88: Kissed my 4 month old daughter goodnight before my wife puts her down.
The sleepless nights are welcome for that wonderful feeling.
[+5] u/ImpossibleForm: # Okay fine I give up
I’ll never buy a put again
[+5] u/Pamper69: bers categorically thought
[+5] u/GeneralWartHogWash: Shit whatever happened to Kash Patel?
[+5] u/Peeeeech: Is everyone here using delayed chart or what. Yall slow af
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: BER r FUK LMAO. 760 open tomorrow on cold PPI.
[+5] u/justathought178: When Google earnings come out next week the "AI bubble" story dies and the old half of Wall Street gets on the AI revolution train. Nvidia and memory takes off. My Leaps go to heaven. I can quit my job. I'm 100 pct sure this will happen....or so my LLM keeps telling me.
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: I have a sizeable position in NFLX and it’s going to go down. That’s all the DD you need.
[+5] u/monologue_adventure: Hell yeah Korea gooners finally got some balls tonight
[+5] u/Coogiez: My Korean brothers please
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Is that a green Kospi? 😳
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: MU be like let me do 1000 today
1100 tomorrow
1200 Thursday
1300 Friday
[+5] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Tonight the bull rally will melt bear face to the bone 😮💨
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Futures mooning 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Bears headed for depression walk
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: fucking MSFT position has paid me less than a savings account. This turd has married theta.
[+5] u/WowKay100: IBM sacrificed itself so memory and semis could run. Thank you IBM, I will buy 1 share when MU hits 1.5k
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Sorry honey, we can’t have salad because we’ll get the shits
Dinosaur chicken nuggets and Mac and cheese it is
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Its all up to KOSPI now
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: MU do a SKNY move tomorrow just tomorrow will be fine
[+5] u/hauntedMammoth: Everyone around me is getting married or has a great social life but I guess I got my gambling addiction
[+5] u/KittySwarm: So people are aware right, that if you buy SKHY on the NASDAQ right now you are currently paying 50% more than what a Korean is paying on the KOSPI????
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: France should stick to making baguette🤌
[+5] u/potato111a: THE DICTATOR (mpaypal) HAS FALLEN LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Never heard of Aehr before, but apparently they get paid to burn computer chips
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: Pretty sure IBM will bleed until eoy
[+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: All in Nvda looking for at least 217 tmr nice upgrade from MS
[+5] u/TreGet234: That would bevalue the cards.
Put them in charge of the fed.
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: DRAM overnight ez money. Koreans are loving this
[+5] u/Pete26l96: what would u do if you planned a date with your wife, she dressed up in a black dress, black heels, you are wearing a suit, and some 230 lb 6'4 guy steps in between you and her while dancing.
Then instead of pushing him away, your wife gestures for the guy to hold her hand and she walks away with him in a circle for 30 seconds before returning to you.
Then later your wife sees the guy sitting down, so while walking past him (with you behind her), she takes her hair band out and flips her hair while using her whole body in his face while passing him. The guy jumps up and hugs your wife from behind before going back to sit down.
Then later the guy just extends his arm out, your wife goes to him and puts her hand in his, he kisses her hand, then she calls him extremely cute...
the guy is 25-27, your wife is 37, you are 40
[+16] u/abroadbroadband: The market gives its heaviest bags to its strongest traders
🙏💪 This is building so much character, I feel so blessed
[+15] u/thats_justice_baby: The great memory crash of 2026 has ended.
[+14] u/Final_Ad9418: The vibes are so much better when the bulls are in control wow
[+13] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Every night we become cuks watching ath and more moves then the entire stock market moves during the day for 8 hours 😂.
[+11] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: God I love the market more than my job
[+11] u/No_Height2939: The kospi swings are actually getting obnoxious lmao
[+11] u/Delicious_Put_5857: argentinians such shitheads they got me rootin for the br\*tish tomorrow
[+10] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Fucking hell man, this has not been a week of good trading decisions.
[+10] u/WocketWaccoon: BILL KOSPI
NIKKEI MINAJ
TOM “FAT CUCK” LEE
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore
🤌
[+9] u/jakeisarake: This thing looks like it's getting ready to go parabolic
[+9] u/darkspherei: I may be an idiot but at least I never invested in "space data centers"🤡
[+8] u/_hopkins: NBIS lost 33% in the last 2 weeks 😬
[+8] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Imagine you followed Cramers advise and bought IBM before the drop
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: people asking why leveraged etfs are halted at 8 pm on a tuesday night
i love this place
[+8] u/dabblesest: How much insider trader shenanigans you think went down on that IBM dump?
[+8] u/enc-nyc: Squid game ppl are back!
[+8] u/JPM1216: any 2-3x (risk free) plays tomorrow? (no regards)
[+8] u/Drchubbypanda: OpenAI: I invented ChatGPT that can crack math equations 💪
Anthropic: I am eliminating software engineering 💪
IBM: Elementary, my dear Watson. 🧑🍼
[+8] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Vegetarians in shambles, and on the toilet.
[+8] u/D1finalboss: Her: nice to meet you, what do you do for work?
Me: I’m a stay home dad with your mom
[+7] u/theineffablebob: what's this weird color on my portfolio
[+7] u/aftherith: If you're on a plane when the airline reports earnings and they miss, I believe they legally have to shut the planes off regardless of whether they're in the air or not. I think United earnings are tomorrow so be a little bit careful.
[+7] u/Datsyuk131313: Cmon NBIS.....go up...
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: Looks like It's gonna be an E-Bike summer LMAO
[+7] u/kinkyhentai69: Useless flat market might aswell put my money in a bank account for that 0.15% interest
[+7] u/BFox1982: God damn you half Japanese girls. You do it to me every time.
[+7] u/Moist-Guava-732: its so much easier to just use margin and buy shares then worry about theta decay in this camel market
[+6] u/aleksandrovsqvist: Everyone sitting in cash, stay patient for the red days, don’t FOMO into Shrek
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I’m unsure why it’s being marked as a volatility halt
SOXS is undergoing a reverse split
I think 10-to-1
[+6] u/cryptohorn: The real shyt show happens when gyna starts buying oil again
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Who got duped by Saas is back pump and dump this month?
[+6] u/wildcat1055: I asked a buddy to recommend me a new app for trading. I was expecting him to mention Sofi, Etrade, Robinhood, or something like that, but instead he told me I needed 'financial conservatorship'.
Has anybody tried that? is it a good app?
[+6] u/music_is_gud: MU 1000 which means my CSPs on super duper leveraged MU will likely not get exercised
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Kospi is green? Are my eyes deceiving me
[+6] u/enc-nyc: Oil at 80 again. Thanks, Obama.
[+6] u/deben360: Thank you korean Jesus
[+6] u/trsx5: FYI $SKHY is trading at a 50% premium. Goodluck retards
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: KOSPI I can’t take it anymore it’s too much winning
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: i was walking with j pow on the beach
and i looked back at our footprints
and saw there was only one set for a while
and i asked why he abandoned me
and j pow said
"that was when you were drunk
and i had to carry you
and your port
you fuck
and i'm old
and shouldn't be carrying anyone"
[+6] u/JakeColorCarton: Keep going Koreanuses
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Lock the Koreans back up
[+6] u/spacegrab: Kospi up bigly, please help make my SNDK calls rocket ship cuz I'm only at +25% this week
[+6] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Make crossbody bags 🌈 again. Sick of all these feminine men.
[+6] u/bringbackcayde7: The Korean market makes me want to buy put and call options at the same time
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: I have killed a metric fuck ton of brain cells over the course of my life, but I’m still not as regarded as whoever the fuck is sending the KOSPI up 7% today
[+6] u/KristyKae-12: That’s really not that bad.
[+6] u/GneissFrog: Taco threatens to blowup power plants and bridges, markets instantly dip, and WSB says, 'why are Koreans selling for no reason?'
LOL.
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: Taco give you explosive diarrhea
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Damn, I figured Korea going up was a no brainer so of course they would tank. Guess I was wrong, DRAM +10% tomorrow gg
[+6] u/zeebee098: Right downstairs from my apartment is an amazing pizza shop. Everyday it’s so hard to choose to make dinner instead of grabbing two slices for $6
[+5] u/elysiansaurus: I bought orcl yesterday, seemed like a good idea.
I'm now down 10%
[+5] u/orcassharks: Double down tomorrow.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: uranium chart startin to look kinda nice for a bottom buy, arent we gonna have to power all the datacenters and cumbots with it
[+5] u/LateGameMachines: MU breaking through 1000 is like seeing the sun shine again
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Full ported into $IBM at 219.76 for tomorrow's intraday trade overnight itself.
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Goodbye everybody
I’ve got to go
Gotta leave and face the truth 😩
[+5] u/bublythewater: Are we finally back to weekly scheduled micron pumps
[+5] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Fewer people talking about Kospi, MM - Mission accomplished (Destroyed retail and took their money (mine too)
[+5] u/DMND_Hands: Did I just see MU touch 1k in after hours ?
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: I wake up every day praying Jim Cramer doesn’t talk about the stocks I’m invested in
[+5] u/cattecatte: Kospi isnt moving like a shitcoin for now.. damn if this happens multiple days in a row they may have actually flushed out all the overleveraged degens
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Who turned off the kospi
[+5] u/quantumlyregarded: So poor that Netflix and chill just became VHS and fuck.
[+5] u/Sea-Apricot698: You can’t afford to fuck
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: There's a collectors market for VHS now. VHS and Fuck would be more expensive now.
[+5] u/ChipWong82: You all know Quantum computing is a scam, right?
[+5] u/D1finalboss: Bols have full control
Of deez nuts
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Hey nobody downvote u/AndItsThetaAgain... or else!!!
😠😠😠😠
[+5] u/Chirikiri_bom: England trumps Argentina tomorrow
[+5] u/thrillho145: I miss when nvda was a good stock
[+5] u/T-Zing: Friendly reminder that SKM owns 0.9% of SKHY's NAND and SSD production company, Solidigm, aquired from Intel in 2021. In addition SKM owns 0.3-0.5% of Anthropic, 10.3% of PENG, as well as minority stakes in Perplexity, Lambda labs, JOBY.
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Never said I was a smart man 😤
[+5] u/NewAccount428412: Why the fuck would the CEO of IBM not just wait until earnings...i was going to be out by then
[+5] u/lardexDofB: El dictador it’s time to lock the fuck in
[+5] u/Final_Ad9418: Lite go up aehr is up 25 %
[+5] u/Final_Ad9418: Oh totally. Super unbiased opinion from PhotonicsisFried
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: ~~Is anyone here playing ASML tomorrow?~~ Can anyone here afford ASML options?
[+5] u/man931: Semi’s bears are so fucked
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: i really wish cramer would say something like "Microsoft, a LOSER. Sold in my investing club."
[+5] u/Longjumping-Toe-5680: Bought some IBM and loaded short dated puts in case
[+5] u/Secure-Armadillo-498: Futures dont matter remember bols
[+5] u/chimera240495: I have 25 SPY 750P for tomorrow. What are my changes . I even tried to reverse myself my putting banbet of +1% for tomorrow
[+5] u/mousepop321: With how much destructive power humanity has you would really think we would be better at fighting forest fires
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: It’s called prevention
But we decided to do budget cuts
So enjoy the fires
[+5] u/trumpdiego: sounds like we're taking kharg island tonight
[+5] u/JAntaresN: This is why i dont mess with options in this market that can swing this intensely when some guy farts.
[+5] u/Kindled808: Too many puts. We glide higher
[+12] u/TA8325: Korea dumps - everything dumps. Korea pumps - barely any movement. Nice.
[+10] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: LMAO bers - oppa Kospi style
[+10] u/AZUCSGrower: She’s a Chinese honey pot
[+9] u/visionarymind: How many people with over two years active trading are 🟢 all-time❓
[+9] u/RJ5R: "Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (2025)
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (February 2026)
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (March 2026)
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (April 2026)
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (May 2026
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (June 2026)
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (July 2026)
[+9] u/Mrsir300: Data centers, but we build them in igloos
[+8] u/RJ5R: Orange: "They call me every day, begging me to make a deal. They say Mr President, please, we can't take any more of your winning, sir, please sir."
Iran: "What?"
[+7] u/peterpeer9: what is up, my gays? just ran out of tokens
[+7] u/Rizocon1: Why does Claude always shit on my investment ideas
[+7] u/BarracudaRough7478: I guess player 456 is back to gambling
[+7] u/Ornery_Research6939: why is IBM still a thing? isn't it about time for it to croak?
[+7] u/tomis_24: Which one of you paid $225.64 for SpaceX stock?
[+7] u/handsome_uruk: Former IBMer, short that shit to 0. Makes me smile every time IBM and Oracle dump. I personally hate those two companies.
[+7] u/Background_Smile_426: All in semis before asml earnings
[+6] u/No_Balls_Long_Calls: Hear me out: Data centers. But on Mars.
[+6] u/Cape_codd: How do I make 2 girls at one time money tomorrow?
[+6] u/jokull1234: These Koreans are crazy man. You don’t even need leverage to get crazy index moves on the daily
[+6] u/smellyfingernail: Do you think the Koreans on Korean wsb are thanking us for saving them
[+6] u/Competitive-Elk9326: The harder you bers clench the faster 760 comes 🤣🫵
[+6] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Been around for ages. Called minesweeper
[+6] u/VolcanicCupid69: Cramer just said SMCI is sub-optimal! I am adding to my calls at open :-)
[+6] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Kuwait oil depot looks like it got hit just now:
https://x.com/MenchOsint/status/2077175452444107218
[+6] u/aurorasavm: I feel like everyone has shitty lives or makes shitty decisions but somehow they think they have the right to judge me. They should really look at their own situation.
[+6] u/MasterBagelBaker: why are they regarded? cuz u short? lolololol
skhy up 20+% in NY sess. u think kospi wont try to catch up?
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: There will never be a data centers in space or humans living on mars.
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Stock market is a clown show and people somehow think SNDK, SKHY and MU will just go up forever because why not.
[+5] u/Icommandyou: I got the semiconductor top in MU SNDK MRVL so I am just going to become a bagholder and forget about them
[+5] u/JohnKeyDonkey: Okay, maybe South Korea is the best Korea after all.
[+5] u/Totallynotfakenews: “IBM”
Yeah, you sure did big guy
[+5] u/mr_stupid_face: If your goal is explosive shits then yes
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: Data centers, but we build them in floating bouncy castles
[+5] u/l3ts_try_this_again_: Peninsular War 2 bout to begin
[+5] u/Expert_Agency1097: I was a bull yesterday around this time but now I’m a gay bear
[+5] u/ez399017: Looks like Korea has flushed out the leverage. Time to pump
[+5] u/tocinoman: Stoked for all this QQQ pumping overnight just for it to algo plummet one minute before market open
[+5] u/RJ5R: rooftop koreans
about to become basement koreans
[+5] u/ericcc1029: All in 2x leveraged IBM
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: There’s no way those degen Koreans keep that 9% up on skhy. I don’t believe it
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: puts on yahoo finance. Shit is ghey
[+5] u/visionarymind: So we’ve gone from SoftBank Squeezes to Kospi Kraziness in 2026, got it, locking all the way in 🔓🔒
[+5] u/RJ5R: Worst negotiator
On the face of the whole fkin planet
[+5] u/Chef_Royardee: I need spaysex to decouple from the rest of the space sector so I can finally hop into some rklb leaps without getting dumped on by elon's janitor's assistant
[+5] u/Battsin: My Space X calls and SK putts will feed generations
[+5] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: Ruh ro. Some kind of letter regarding my trading activity…
[+5] u/CD274: Something about elections I think
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: When 🥭answers his phone, Iran has been calling non stop begging him to open the strait
[+5] u/Icommandyou: How many times is he gonna threaten bombing them only to sign some fake peacefire which will never come to fruition
[+5] u/Mutanic2: Call holders win AGAIN
[+5] u/Fancy-Presence-5585: IBM earnings next week, gonna buy a car with my winnings. Dell 2.0
[+19] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: I’ve genuinely lost so much fucking money
[+13] u/A10cc: # Daily reminder that creampies are the best pies.
[+13] u/bilingualbunny: Or if can make 135% on 0dte puts at 3 o'clock like today
[+10] u/hallett21: A car will cost 1 million by then.
[+9] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Spy futes up 0.2% and we're celebrating like it's COVID pump. What happened to us?
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: For some reason people seem to think that Taco Bell giving you explosive diarrhea shits is news. It'd be news if it didn't.
[+8] u/noobletato: I love Bul-gogi, K-pop and K-DRAMa
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Koreans finally found the buy button huh
[+8] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: And just like that, nobody talks about WEN anymore.
[+8] u/tgff333: This iran deal no deal is getting old
[+8] u/Em-G: it's gonna be a random red day tomorrow isn't it
[+7] u/unikuenobody: A wise man once said: it is, what it is.
But some dude down -87.8% on spcx calls said: mfer! Stfu!!
[+7] u/Altair82: This went over some people's heads last time so I'll try again:
Friendly reminder that leveraged ETFs aren't meant to be held for long at all.
[+7] u/Noble_Bastard: Checking in to see how the dirt poors are doing tonight.
[+7] u/hermeskino715: If 🇪🇸 wins, you think 🥭 will go ape shit?
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: I know why everyone in here likes dick. I learn:
When cortisol remains chronically elevated from high-frequency market volatility, it actively shuts down the Hypothalamic-Pituitary-Gonadal (HPG) axis, which regulates testosterone production.
Basically we have no testosterone left, just estrogen, thus all the talk about caulk sucking
[+7] u/jymacro99: Show yourself bears. Don't be a coward
[+7] u/Liquidsnake959: Welcome aboard, I don’t even know what they do now but I bought
[+6] u/Far_Feature2702: ASML earnings better give all the semis a full hard on!
[+6] u/kenathen: earning season pumping
[+6] u/hayleybts: France really was overhyped, looked avg
[+6] u/InvincibleRoman: market could be going up because its hot and the servers are overheating. Could be that simple
[+6] u/No-Put2311: Life is so much more beautiful since I swapped my high beta semi microcaps to VOO. Never slept better
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: Studies show that losing money trading options make you poorer. More at 11
[+6] u/WhiteWhenWrong: Did Intel just eat some nasty lettuce
[+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: no eating ass does not inoculate you against the virus
[+6] u/SnooMarzipans9536: Suspending the mid terms? No way right?
[+5] u/forevergooon: Do u guys kiss women u meet on dates? Herpes?
[+5] u/Due-Cat-6065: IBM Bag holder spotted
[+5] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Need my SMCI calls to print
[+5] u/username2571: $DRAM $80 by eow
Please.
[+5] u/sspositivesoul: So the market doesn’t care about war anymore ?
[+5] u/hayleybts: I'll confess I'm more excited about Argentina vs England than about market tmrw
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: Unlike IBM, Microsoft still has products and services people use.
[+5] u/surmoiFire: why no website dedicated to hot female fans of FIFA cup?
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Korea is being a good little bitch tonight
[+5] u/IndividualNo7155: Why r we so affected by the Koreans suddenly? Haven’t seen anyone talking about the Koreans up until a few weeks ago and suddenly the Koreans are a problem
[+5] u/Due-Cat-6065: This is the Kospi I like :D
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: FRANCE WILL NEVER WIN THE WORLD CUP AGAIN 🫵😂
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: Imagine oil and spy hitting ath at the same time
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Can we petition the SEC to delist ORCL? Investors should be protected from that scam.
[+5] u/ateranol: Why is my Youtube feed suddenly full of cucking-related videos? What is GOOGL trying to tell me? Calls? Puts?
[+5] u/Room_101_Escapee: Bag holding CRWV and SG. Looks like I’m in the right place
[+5] u/Pleasant_Gold_3634: Been holding CW since last year Let’s go
[+5] u/rocier: Think i'll short TSLA
[+5] u/tnecniv2021: When the strait finally opens it’s going to gape so wide, and there will be nothing straight about it, like this market has done to my ass
[+10] u/jonneh: We are at the point in the cycle where every day that the Kospi doesn't sell off is a good day 🥹
[+9] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Can’t believe I’m going to be a dad.
So surreal
[+9] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Market wants to sneak back to ath so bad
[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Uh-huh, this my shit
All the bers blow yer port like this
[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Asml is such a cool company. I say this despite an intense hatred of the Dutch
[+8] u/apurimac777: Im seeing ads for leveraged SK Hynix ETFs in the fuckin New York Post
I think you memory bros need to take profit, now
[+8] u/need_five_more_chara: Every 10 seconds, but at least they don't stop playing every 30sec for a commercial break
[+7] u/ForsakenRacism: Can’t wait to get another exit on DRAM and then not take it
[+7] u/Frosty1397: There's 3 wars going on right now:
- Russia Ukraine
- US Iran
- Me and my own portfolio
[+7] u/E39_CBX: Who else bought IBM cheapies today
[+7] u/llasar17: gotta count the blinks
[+6] u/sunset117: Watching 90 day fiance and enjoying these memory gains . Life is good
[+6] u/Conscious_Ninja_7999: Time for bearishness is over. Spy going to 780 soon
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: Calls on big titty goths
[+6] u/Critical-Soup-7485: ASML should pump every semi green tmro
[+6] u/Economy-Ad2156: Qs are pumping overnight
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: great news we blew up their wheat silos
al jazeera
[+6] u/livingiice: Fine I'll start options
[+6] u/Ok_Product8015: Probably entire sector
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: Dumping harder tomorrow than a fat man with Cyclospora
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: With great moms come great responsibility
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: So buying those 725c wasn’t fully retarded
Shit sank bad eod
[+5] u/SpaceXBear: Mang0 said power plant and bridge day next week. Best trading idea is wait for the taco, don’t short!!!!
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Qqq +2% tomorrow would be swell
[+5] u/Jerikolol: ASML numbers in ONE HOUR? This is it Bols, time to go to Semis Valhalla
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: IBM, ORCL, LCID, bears are fucking eating when they pick right
[+5] u/Chlo-Motion: Why tf was SKHY +28% yesterday lol
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: still not touching PYPL, but congrats to all of the holders out there for their diamond hands
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Why would they declare war? Special military operation or 'Police Action' is how it's done nowadays.
[+5] u/llasar17: My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them--Mitch Hedberg
[+5] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: ASML and TSM earnings gonna send SaaS back to the stone ages again (I’m a ServiceNow bag holder)
[+5] u/FunCranberry112122: Koreans are being absolute patriots today buying SK HYNIX at open and selling SKHY
[+5] u/TommyFCLee: *screams*
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: So what do we think about gold and silver, dead for another 15 years or?
[+5] u/Past-Pepper-863: Sk Kynix up another 20% tomorrow???? Cool.
[+5] u/iamjt: Do they have a circuit breaker upwards
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Imagine being a donkey who only plays one direction. Let Bools be Bools. Let Bers be Bers. Let Theta gang take all your money cause you’re out of time in the casino
[+17] u/FluffyLoveBall: I got banned for 3 fucking days because I dropped Jeffrey’s last name on a wsb comment the other day. Free fucking speech my ass
[+16] u/OrangeManBibi: Nothing can stop Shrek now
[+13] u/ismebbb: Imagine being a Korean who got margin called just to see the kospi sky rocket back up 🤣
[+12] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: He already backed off tolling threat. This guys is just verbal diarrhea at this point 🤣
[+12] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: here is your obligatory "futes sure are futin" comment for the night
[+11] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Koreans either freak the fk out and panic sell or yolo all their savings into market. Nothing in between
[+11] u/DarkR124: I still can’t get over seeing lotto IBM puts today up 122 **thousand** percent. $1000 would have made you a millionaire (if you bought within the last day or two). $100 would of made me 6 figures lmao
[+9] u/Josepth_Blowsepth: TSM gonna run like a crack head chasing a chicken
[+9] u/Plaguesofman: Woahhh, this guys dad still talks to him.
[+8] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: MVP's of the week SK Hynix, NVDA, AVGO, GOOG. Let's hope they dip again for more rips
[+8] u/Sea_Trip_8941: So market doesn’t care oil is up10% in a week and will
Keep rising
[+8] u/itsme971: What is this SNDK, green for ants?
[+8] u/FluffyLoveBall: Maybe it’s easier to build a time machine to stop myself from options trading rather than actually making dough with options
[+8] u/sonofalando: The entire economy is a scam and this includes the job market. If you look around you everything is being rigged with algorithms and AI tools.
Shopping? Sure we’ll use AI and market based algorithms to determine the maximum that you’ll pay based on your demographic and what we know about your income and spending habits.
Buying a car? All dealerships hooked into the same systems using algorithmic systems to scrape listings and price listings as close as possible to one another and refuse to negotiate in store.
Stock market? 95% of trading is algorithmic bots owned by institutions.
How about jobs? ATS systems using AI to essentially hunt unicorns and throw everyone in the trash heap if they don’t match even 1 skill despite it being similar to experience with a different tool. There’s now lawsuits because AI tools are found to be discriminatory including for those with disabilities. Companies claim they can’t be held liable because a human didn’t make the decision 🤡
How about just online shopping in general? The internet is flooded with bots and companies like Amazon use algorithms and AI to adjust pricing based on personal and spending habits per person and demographic.
What about housing? Federal government filed suit against a company that was using algorithms and price fixing nationwide to ensure landlords were extracting the maximum amount from renters and disallowing competitive pricing because it’s “market based research” IE we know the maximum we can safely extract with computers that can price for the maximum instantly.
The entire economy is rigged with price fixing and companies trying to use plausible deniability because “the software did it not a human therefore it’s not illegal”.
EU AI act now has laws prohibiting the use of AI in hiring decisions. Clown show 🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/tombrady011235: Remember when metrosexual was a thing
[+7] u/Plaguesofman: THE KOREANS ARE BUYING
[+7] u/EquivalentMobile7883: If NVDIA goes to 230 tomorrow I might retire guys
[+7] u/ryoryo333333: The KOSPI's movements are absolutely insane. It's like it's on drugs.
[+7] u/Fox_n_Roll: War, no war, deal, no deal, war, fees, no fees, …
With these random actions you have higher chances of being right in a casino
[+7] u/potsmokinsocialist: Anything positive you have to look forward to?
For me: watching the England vs Argentina semi finals tomorrow. I’m not even a soccer fan.
[+7] u/9tacos: Shorting CoreDebt again
[+7] u/DrumpfTheBern: Can someone explain to me how when the Koreans have a -10% day DRAM drops 10% but when they go up 10% DRAM only goes up 2%?
[+7] u/Veshino99: What sell off there must be too many bots in here rn
[+7] u/zlordbeats: metal bros gone real silent after spamming “silver me timbers” & “i luvvv gold”
[+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: I stopped believing nearly 2 decades ago but, only Jesus could save my port right now. IF SPY RALLIES 2% TOMORROW, MOSQUE ON FRIDAY, SINAGOG ON SATURDAY AND CHURCH ON SUNDAY EVERY WEEK. SHOW ME YOUR THING
[+7] u/AllTimeTy: They don’t understand what that means
[+6] u/NativePlant870: I feel like this chat used to have more people. Did everyone die?
[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: If spy hits 803 tomorrow, I make 100k. But I’m not greedy so, just test ath pls ty.
[+5] u/Plaguesofman: I think lots of the DD bulls have left us, now it's just people whinging about DRAM
[+5] u/jcai99: What time does ASML release earning
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Are we buying the IBM dip
[+5] u/sayemsosa: 🥭 slightly mentioned companies in his speeches such as Dell, Intel, Micron(all pumped like crazy for weeks after), then signed an official government grant for quantum computing companies mainly IBM, guess which company dumped the most
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Where’s the earnings calendar?! Always f%*%ing with sh*\*t.
[+5] u/sjtomcat: was literally telling my dad YESTERDAY how i think paypal is a good long and then for whatever reason it’s now up $7 AH…like bro
[+5] u/WorldlyWar2143: Think im grabbing some ORCL calls here. 01/2027 300c is like 200 bucks.
Upside potential is insane against a 200$ loss, im in
[+5] u/inteczarr: im voting arvind krishna off the island
[+5] u/Fast_Reputation_5666: I bought ORCL before close guys
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Fuck it. I’m buying the IBM dip.
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Sk hynix kr is pricing in a lot of expectation before asml earning...
[+14] u/ajibtunes: BREAKING: South Korean stock YouTuber reportedly stabbed by a viewer who lost money after following his investment advice.
[+9] u/-sakuranbo: just learned there is a "supercore" CPI that excludes food, energy, and housing.
what exactly does that measure? prices behind the wendy's dumpster?
[+9] u/DivisticaI: Skhy cant have a single day without paperhands bruh
[+9] u/ecstaticindian: A 13-ton haul of cocaine disguised as bananas exposes alleged links between US financiers, luxury Dubai real estate and a crypto-trading Irish fintech. bloom.bg/4vrMS8E
Which one of you is this
[+8] u/zuziannka: I don’t really understand racist people and why they are like that. Like, do they think that some race is better? How is that even a thing?
[+7] u/KevinLevrone1329: My morning routine is me just thinking of a play I can do to make me forget about my emotions
[+7] u/ilikemgs: Yo some of u guys are shit employees and don’t even deserve the $15 minimum wage lmao.
Last minute ass, disorganized, anxiety ridden, and lazy people who took too much drugs.
I tried to give a bum a chance and it backfired, oh well, onto the next one!
[+7] u/SupportMedium9487: todays gonna be a face ripper, 2 really good earnings reports and reactions and sk hynix didnt sell off
[+6] u/tar_baby33: I'm about 60% cash. Hard to stay patient.
[+6] u/zuziannka: Love eating ass makes me miss my ex
[+6] u/Ozqi: IBM is an example of what is to come with MSFT. Use this information how you will.
[+6] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Why MU not gigapumping?
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: So…anyone heard from 250k SPCX options dude? Not to be confused with 350k SPCX shares dude
[+6] u/Ok-Gas-6511: Trump and Iran need to fall in love
[+5] u/__nameless____: this much green means EU/US will dump on open 🤌🏻
[+5] u/Novel-Sprinkles4135: the big earthquake is happening in an hour.
[+5] u/Peirsein: Your mom getting out of bed?
[+5] u/neillson01: SK Hynix 37% less on Korean exchange. Guess which I hold 🤡
[+5] u/Combat_Proctologist: Counterpoint: shit's fucked yo...
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Pelosi picks are out, UBER, INTC, Bury picks are in BABA, PYPL, MELI
[+5] u/likefenixx: Asml call and put holders fuk
[+5] u/foundmemory: I'm still buying and holding WEN
[+5] u/CMTTrader: 🚨🚨🚨:
\*FEDERAL AND MICHIGAN STATE HEALTH OFFICIALS INVESTIGATING WHETHER TACO BELL LOCATIONS MAY BE CONNECTED TO A GROWING CYCLOSPORIASIS OUTBREAK, WHICH CAN CAUSE WEEKS OF SEVERE STOMACH ILLNESS AND WATERY, "EXPLOSIVE" DIARRHEA
\*AUTHORITIES SAY LETTUCE IS LEADING SUSPECTED SOURCE OF PARASITE
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Starting to get the feeling the market doesnt like semis anymore
[+13] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Korean stock YouTuber gets attacked by subscriber and attacked multiple times in the face and body with a knife after subscriber loses all his life savings in recent KOSPI melt down following youtuber’s advice
Lmaoooo
Bottom signal
[+11] u/rx29mw: SUPPLYSHOCK IMMINENT, WAR IN IRAN, CLOSE TO ATH, THIS WILL CRASH - some gey ber
Forward PE is below 500 thats an easy buy - chad bol
[+11] u/confusedandsmellyman: Retards will see a drop of less than 0.1% and ask why it's dumping. Can't make this up lmfao
[+10] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Yeah, of course. Of fucking course MSFT is down pre-market. Why fucking wouldn't it.
Fuck my goddamn life dude.
[+10] u/DigBeginning6013: Banks HATE this one trick. When my account hits zero I just load it up with more rent money
[+9] u/patricktu1258: Hype the fuck up and buy everything
[+8] u/whodowhodo: Why do amerifats always have to ruin EVERYTHING??
[+7] u/zmagickz: Can mrvl become a trillion dollar company now?
[+7] u/StanleySheng: Wtf are ppl saying? Dumping what?? Fucking kospi jumped 6% it’s fucking pump?
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: American stonk market is just pure fraud at this point. They knew about PYPL. Sure, rumors were floating around since months, but let's see the facts.
**Yesterday all Jan2028 leaps suddendly dropped in IV** (41%->36%, after they've been sitting there FOR MONTHS), they became about 15-20% cheaper for no apparent reason, only yesterday. The daily volume also spiked on green candles on no news at all.
I also looked at the option chain for this week, OTM calls had an insane IV while puts are worthless (60% IV for a 5% OTM call, 43% IV for the 5% OTM puts, with the ATM options being priced at 45% IV).
I wanted to buy them, since something weird was going on, but they were so expensive I said fuck no. And today there is this...
They knew it was coming, they are fucking scammers, they should be all put in jail. Fuck this shit, no one ever does anything, I am out of here.
IS INSIDER TRADER ILLEGAL OR NOT? BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IT IS NOT!
**IS ANYONE FUCKING INVESTIGATING THIS FRAUD OR NOT????? WTF**
[+7] u/dune2350: Why are my premarket gains getting sold off? Me mad.
[+7] u/FitTitle3795: Buy IBM for swing trade
[+6] u/CleftyHeft: get with the program, it’s now 🌮 thursday and not tuesday
[+6] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Imagine holding memory puts overnight
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: 2nd consecutive day of Green? Wow ...
[+6] u/RegardedJensen: Shiit my wife just started working at PayPal as a senior dev..
[+6] u/ReadyGain2972: Everyone is bearish on nflx. Looks like time to buy
[+6] u/whodowhodo: ASML earnings and forecast were brilliant or am I missing something only amerifats seem to be fucking complaining about?
[+6] u/GuusMosco: SPCX ipo truly was a generational bagholding event, what a surprise
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: I don’t trust the green anymore :(
[+5] u/pajaemainroad: Bull run tomorrow start?
[+5] u/patricktu1258: I am always exit liquidity
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: # spy green bers r fuk LMAO oh wait QQQ is red bols r fuk LMAOOO 🤌
[+5] u/savemoney_god: The market is like eating ass, it makes no sense to do it but you still do it anyway 🍾
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Should be renamed “Wallstreetshits” with the amount of regards regaling us with their daily deposits on the porcelain throne
[+5] u/SomePolack: Russia slowly imploding in the corner
[+5] u/Squirr3I: Wanted to look at baba but typed $BB instead and wtf is that chart is nobody talking about it?? like 5x from the bottom.
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Frustrating AF. From past week, every pump gets sold into. Hate this shit.
[+5] u/Creep89: This market is so dumb
[+20] u/cloudsofgrey: Imagine MU going up two days in a row
[+11] u/fantabulouz: Microsoft is up, you know the drill.
[+11] u/noahbrewer24: Everyone should just buy a fuck ton of semis
[+10] u/OrangMiskin: If MSFT hits $390 today, I will break up with my French girlfriend and get a Spanish man
[+10] u/Alternative_Cup1267: Dram follows Hynix dump but not its pump fking pos
[+9] u/FewFroyo9834: the rest of us really don't understand the cuckhold fascination, but you do you buddy
[+8] u/Insolent_Kavu: Lmao MSFT will find a reason to go down, i never get my hopes up
[+7] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: STOCK LOST MOMENTUM
how did the stock gain momentum in the first place?
chart drawers man
[+7] u/scrap4crap: ULTRA GREEN by open.
[+7] u/Born_Chocolate9295: what the fuck is happening
[+7] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: No, it's the cybertruck
[+6] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf are you kidding me. This is like the 9th time when the markets have tanked for no reason right after I loaded up on MU and SNDK calls. I swear this market is rigged against me. One day I will make society suffer for screwing me over so many times.
[+6] u/tortu995: Memory stocks not being at least 50 to 60% higher might be the most regarded thing in the last 25 years of the stock market. Like on an arbitrage alone vs rest of ai infra that should be up that amount. Not even to mention that it should be clear to even the dumbest ones it aint a commodity no more going foward, world changed and its changing even faster.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Memory bros are so fucking soft and sensitive. LMAO
[+5] u/mmaisumm: Ayo can someone tell me why you regards are complaining
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Biggest win was 8k yesterday. Chat looking kinda broke rn
[+5] u/Miserable_Mine_4189: Why does DRAM go down 10% when kospi down 10% but kospi up 7% dram & mu flat???
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: Everyone has some kind of herpes
[+5] u/demonhunterking: PPI release soon. Don't think will be hawkish
[+5] u/PandAlex: Tomorrow, Harrier Kane and England drop a bomb on the Argentinians again
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: Oh fuck it's Wednesday.
Semis out. SaaS in!
[+5] u/True_Job_7845: I've never been so glad to not be able to afford Taco Bell
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: It's a fucking fraud stock. Remember last year when they literally just made up ridiculous projections for revenue and mooned on it?